Hey everybody, you're listening to The Late Show Pod Show. I'm joined by Stephen Colbert himself. Hi, Stephen. Hi, Becca. I was going to start this one because I started Monday and you started Tuesday. And I figured, but you know, power play is a power play. Good for you. I stepped right in there. How are you going to start it? You grabbed, I was going to say hi, Becca. It wasn't going to be anything really big, but I decided. But when I saw that you went for it, I thought, well, let's make this uncomfortable. Yeah. Okay, good. Okay, good. Okay, good. I know my spot. I know my place. Okay, so today I have a guess the guest for you. Oh, I love games. This is a game we like to play sometimes. It makes even guess the guest because he doesn't know who's going to be on the podcast this week. No. I plan it, and then he comes into the booth and finds out. If you feel like there's any effort put into these, it's all Becca. Okay, okay, okay. Here we go. So this guest is a first lady who's been on our show over 15 times. he's sitting back, he's thinking about it. I mean, Michelle hasn't been on the show 15 times. She hasn't. Wait, wait, she played a first lady. Okay. Who's played a first lady? It's not Stocker Channing, is it? No. Hold on, no, no, don't. Dear friend of the show. Dear friend of the show. It's not Ian McKellen. Who? Give me another hint. She, you know, she's playing a character. Character of the First Lady. A character of the First Lady specifically for our purposes. Oh, Laura Benanti. This is Laura Benanti. Oh, yes. You know what? I just don't think of Melania as the First Lady. I think of her as Melania. It's weird. Yeah. I don't think of her. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and this is an interview with Laura. Yeah, this is a segment from Laura. and yeah, we'll put in the interview too because she's so great. She's so cool. Oh, she's wonderful. So how did this start? Because you've been doing it with her since 2016. We were, it was the first year of the show. The show wasn't yet a year old and when the conventions came around in the summer of 2016, we decided to go live for a lot of reasons. One, you know, you want to be the first one to pick that chicken, get those jokes in and also going live just gets the building on its toes. We're doing one more live show coming up, actually, for the State of the Union. Excited. And are you? We had done a live show, and I think Melania had been on the Republican convention. And then it turns out that she had plagiarized a lot of the speech from Michelle Obama's speech. Yeah, I remember that. Obama's speech, and she was like, what do we do with this? And Matt Lappin, one of our producers here, Matt Lappin, I think in the middle of the night, like sat bolt upright and went, Melania, Laura Benanti, she looks just like her. Because we had made a joke that she looked just like her when Melania, when Laura came on for like Supergirl, I think it was. Oh, beautiful. She was Supergirl. Yeah. And so he remembered how much she looked like Melania Trump and how she kind of had an impression of Melania Trump. And we called her up and she lived in New York. She goes, sure, I'll be there tomorrow. and we did the next night live and she crushed it, obviously. She's a total pro. Total pro. And she's always up for a little bit more, you know? She's so down to be goofy and to make a huge role of herself. She makes so much more of that script than we give her. Totally. She makes a meal out of a cracker. Yeah, she's so much fun in rehearsal. She's so down to play with you, you know? The two of you guys have a lot of fun. Yes, amazing singer. Broadway icon. Tony Award winner. Yeah, how about that? I don't have one of those. I don't know. Do you have one of those? I don't have one of those at all. Oh, wow. This is Laura Benanti as Melania on The Late Show. Hey, I think it would be nice to take a little break from politics and talk about something fun like movies. You guys what do you think about that You guys want to do that Great let talk about the Melania documentary It was released no no no no no If I have to think about it, you have to think about it. It was released on Friday, and despite low initial sales and worse than terrible reviews, Amazon claims the movie made $7 million in its opening weekend, which has been called the best start for a documentary, excluding concert films in 14 years. That's a lot of qualifiers. That's like your dad saying, you're my favorite child, excluding daughters, since I've had Carl. The $7 million would seem like a solid opening until you realize that less than 10% of the $75 million Amazon spent on the documentary, which includes paying the First Lady herself at least $28 million. That That's enough cash to put a smile on your face If that were physically possible The movie The movie had a big premiere party Was it on Thursday? On Thursday they had a big premiere party Where Melania and Donald Trump Walked the black carpet together Showing they have all the chemistry Of Bogart and Bacall Now When it came to describing what her film was like, the First Lady offered this. Some have called this a documentary. It is not. My film is a very deliberate act of authorship, inviting you to witness events and emotions through a window of rich imagery. It is a created experience that offers perspectives, insights, and moments that only few have seen. What? How do you make a documentary about a lady in a hat and somehow get it more confusing than Tenet? All this begs the questions, what's this movie about? And does anyone really want to hear more from the first lady? Here to have us hear more about what this movie is about, please welcome first lady Melania Trump. Thank you Thank you for joining us, Madam First Lady Hello, Stephen It is very cinematic for you to be seeing me right now Madam First Lady, you must be very busy I know you had a big release last weekend That everyone is talking about Oh, Stephen, no I am not here to talk about the Epstein files The release, no, ma'am The release I meant was your movie Oh, yes Melania, the lady, the movie, the motion picture This film is a deliberate window of tapestries Draped over a rich bed frame of insights That are so authorship Few have ever seen it And even less have wanted to Wow That is so many words But Can you actually tell us what the movie is about, ma'am? Oh, it's about 28 million dollars in my pocket Cha-ching! Yeah, I know Okay I knew that part. I thought it was a documentary, but you keep saying that it isn't. What genre will you say it is? Just like me, it is a very creepy mystery. I play Melania, the third wife of an aging billionaire. I am moving into a spooky old mansion called The White House, where I definitely live and sleep with my husband. Wink! I'm sorry, did you just say the word wink? Yes, but Brett Ratner will cut that out. Double wink Okay about Brett Ratner why did you want him to direct your movie after multiple women accused him of sexual misconduct What I don know this misconduct but she better drop that attitude if she ever wants to become Mrs Conduct In the movie, you and Brett Ratner actually sing along to Michael Jackson's Billie Jean, and you say it's your favorite song. Why do you love it so much? Let's just say it brings a smile to my face every time I look at Eric and think, The kid is not my son. Woo-hoo! Makes sense. As I said, you had a big, big premiere party last week, and I saw your husband attended your opening. Oh, Stephen, my husband has not attended my opening in years. Up top! Well, according to Amazon, ticket sales have been good here in the U.S., but I understand that it hasn't done well overseas. It was even pulled entirely out of South Africa. They should not have done that. The only person that should have pulled out in South Africa is Elon Musk's dad. Boom goes the rocket ship! Well, Madam First Lady, congratulations on your film being a movie. Oh, thank you, Stephen. And you're not the only one who thinks so, because I have just been given the film world's most prestigious award, the FIFA Oscar for Be Best Actress. First Lady Melania Trump, everybody. More Late Show Pod Show after this. Folks, my next guest is a Tony winner and the Late Show's Melania Trump in residence. Please welcome Laura Benanti. Nice to see you again. Nice to see you. You know, it has been. It's hard to believe, but it was around this time a year ago, because it was the Republican convention in Cleveland, that we first asked you if you could come on here and do a Melania Trump impression. Happy anniversary. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. We'd had you on before and noticed how much that you looked like the First Lady. How dare you, yes. She's a lovely person. Listen, when did we call you? Because I seem to remember that you did this on the spur of a moment. So I was here promoting She Loves Me, and you mentioned that I looked like her. And then I never really thought much about it. Neither did we. Right, exactly. And then the infamous plagiarized speech happened. Right, it was revealed that parts of the speech was taken from Michelle Obama's speech. Right, and I was down in Delaware celebrating my grandmother's 92nd birthday. Uh-huh. Thank you. 93rd, you go to 93. She just turned 93. That's fantastic. She just turned 93. Thank you. Yeah. And I appreciate that you guys asked me to do it without having any understanding of whether I could do it or not. Like, you knew I could do the face, but nobody knew if I could do the accent because we'd never heard her speak. You're a Broadway star, baby. That's true. You've got that indefinable it. Thank you. Okay, so where'd you work on the impression? So on the train, my parents drove, my mom and my sister drove me to Wilmington, Delaware. Thank you, one person. So I was on the train, and I was like obsessively watching her speech. And I was sitting next to this gentleman who looked very disturbed. Because I kept zooming in on her mouth and being like, and like doing it. And then like saying out loud, like, my husband, my husband. And he was like, this woman is insane. I feel grateful he did not call the police Sir if you were watching this that what was happening I was not trying to wear her skin like a suit One of my favorite things is your vocalization impression of the First Lady, I think, is fantastic. One of my favorite things is when you don't talk at all, you just smolder. Sure. Can I have a hint of the smolder at the camera? Sure, sure, sure. I mean, I suppose we've done her several times on the show. I mean, luckily for us, over the past year. I suppose you've thought about her as a person, because to do a good impression, you have to think about, you have to sort of sympathize with the person. I do. What's your impression of the first lady now after a year? I mean, I feel like basically now we are all Melania Trump. Like, we are all reluctantly married to Donald Trump. Making the best of it. Yeah, we're making the best of it. Yeah, I mean, I feel like America is Melania. You know? I feel like... You can't spell America without Melania. There's no way to know. There's no way to know. But I feel like, you know, we speak many languages. We're curvy. You know, we have a lot in common with Melania. So I do have empathy for her. But at the same time, I'm like, but you also chose that, so... Yeah. So did we. Did we? Well, the elective college. Exactly. do you ever like slip into her like at a moment's notice like are you ever like out there and like you know i'm at starbucks and like i'll order as melania for these people no i i like the idea that she doesn't know what starbucks is for some reason that she's like what is it star and bucks i like both these things like he's he's built her her own starbucks in her like bunker where she lives where she's like oh this isn't she's the only customer hello phil i'll have the usual well we we know that your your grandmother just turned 93 you still your mother and you have a lovely relationship you guys still you guys do cabaret shows together sometimes well my mother's a singer my mother's a singer she was an actress and then when i was about two years old she stopped acting because i had this wonderful nanny her name is gertrude regondo she was from cuba and one day I turned to my mother and I said, Mama, you're hurting my feelings. And my mom was like, I think I need to spend more time with my daughter because she does not talk like me. So my mom quit acting and she became a voice teacher. And so my mom and I just recently did a cabaret show at Feinstein's 54 Below and it was the first time she'd been on stage in 34 years. Oh, that's fantastic. So yeah, it was amazing. It was really incredible. So when you were a little girl in the house and when your mom would bring over people to train and singing, were you there as a little girl watching them? Yeah, I was sitting on her lap and she tells stories where I would be like three years old sitting on her lap listening to the student and I'd be like, no, nope. Yeah. You had your own private American idol. That was very popular. Yes, exactly, exactly. You're cut. But she was my voice teacher as well and she was like super patient and loving and a lot of people ask, what is it like to have your mom be your voice teacher and they assume it would be a nightmare but my mom is such a loving funny hilarious person well she must be very good because you have the voice of an angel thank you lovely to see you again thank you Laura Benanti everybody we'll be right back thank you for listening to the Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert just one more thing if you want to see more of me come to the Late Show YouTube channel for more clips and exclusives I'm John Lovett, host of Love It or Leave It. And each week I take you through the biggest stories in politics and culture with jokes, analysis, and the exact right amount of venting. I'm joined by comedians, Hollywood legends, politicians trying to prove they can hang for conversations you'll love and their publicists often do not. And it's all taped in front of a live audience. 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