Emergency Therapy Session (Myles Vs. Ryan) 🎙 #372

Oh, welcome back, everybody to another episode of You Bet Your Radio. It's the second time I've done that. I think that's actually the first time you faked me out in all 300 and some episodes we've done. Nice one, Jared. It wasn't our purpose either. Now, I am glad that you said we weren't recording after the first line and not after the first segment. That would have been bad. That would have been bad. I will have to applaud you, Jared. Statistically, you're batting pretty good. yeah like like other than that was your first fuck up how many episodes have we done uh this is 372 and how many patreon episodes 221 so over almost 600 almost 600 episodes and the only time we've ever had technical issues is if like the computer fails you've never not pressed record you're gonna jinx it i'm gonna screw up next up you're jinx it so hard you're talking about his no hitter yeah it's basically it but you know like what's one divided by 600 couldn't tell you it's a low percentage yeah tell you that much i try it's not zero no i'll do better next time yeah i mean you just never will be able to get your perfect game back yeah i talked about it after you ruined it that's true so yeah yeah it's That's a good point. I read the streak. That's a good point. Patreon's still going. Yep, day zero since an incident. Yeah. But we're back. We're feeling good. What do we got for the rundown, huh? We have a Patreon recap for Tyler. Oh, thank you. So it's just one thing. I just want to pick Tyler's brain on this. So Tyler's going to answer this, then you guys can chime in. Okay, so this happened on last week's Patreon. And for those that aren't patrons, we got a whole other podcast going on over on Patreon.com slash YouBetYourRadio or download the app and search us. Good time over there. Very good time. So, Tyler, Rocky Balboner. I want to get diced for summer. I lift regularly and have a good amount of muscle, but I also like to house beers with the boys. And I have an inner Domino Dan. can you offer any advice on how to stick to a diet while still being able to crush beers stick to a diet and crush beers what do you think he should do like he wants to be able to drink and still be cut diced yes i would skip breakfast um thank you tyler i'm not done you have to wait till he's done um i would skip breakfast and then like what else what do you say at the beginning that he's doing. I lift regularly and have a good amount of muscle. Just mix in some walks with your lifting. Get on the treadmill and skip breakfast. If you want to get diced fast, what should you do on the treadmill? You can just run. How long do you think? I don't know. We never decided on that amount. you you said 45 minutes i said 45 minutes he said 45 but you two are on the same fucking team i know but i'm the only fucking exercise scientist in this room did the statute of limitations ran out on that no i sent over 10 years yeah i'm genuinely nervous about this statute statute of limbs up see it in their fucking eyes i'm like i'm both of them just burning a hole through me literally literally the guy goes i want to drink beer and still eat like domino dan and then ryan goes well you just got to eat clean he doesn't fucking want to do that so my other option is the only other option you have is just to start fucking running that's it you're already lifting weights you don't want to change your diet and or drinking behavior so you gotta start running or swimming or cycling is what we said. One of those you got to pick. Did he ask how does he stick to a diet and still house beers? Is that in there? Read the end of this for me, please. Can you offer any advice on how to stick to a diet while still being able to crush beers? That's why I said the skip breakfast thing. That was my answer to the diet. I don't think you read that on Patreon. but regardless he said he's a dog uh he's just looking for advice on how to i know how to stick to a diet but what i'm saying is if that was what he wanted if he wants to figure out how to be on a diet then just stop fucking eating i've already said that on breakfast yeah the intermittent fasting thing is but i was under the impression that he didn't want to stop eating bad so your only other option is just to burn more calories then okay yeah if that wasn't the question you would have been we're arguing apples to oranges here okay i'll use some real life some real life comparison here and i you know how much i don't like talking about me working out for sure uh i lifted a whole bunch from like beginning of november to probably new year's right and i lost a little bit of weight but then from new year's to the middle of february when we went on vacation i lost like 12 pounds and all i did was run that whole time clark yeah and i skipped breakfast so it is i lost a shitload of weight in a short amount of time by running so that was what we talked about on patreon last week yeah we talked about other stuff other than that but uh ryan i really mad at me i have no i didn't I was just trying to... I was answering the question to the best of my ability because he's looking for advice on how to get diced. I know, but you know how easy the question would have been if it had just been like, how do I lose weight? But that wasn't the question. How's it beers? How do I stick to a diet? Because, yeah, it's... Work out and eat good. Boom, question over. I thought you didn't want to eat good. No, don't give me that. I have a feeling it took up more than a little bit of the Patreon episode oh it was at least 10 minutes oh that's low actually I was expecting this to be like a 20 minute argument it's all good alright what else we got how do you know a guy knows what he's doing it's like Ryan is arguing he's like it's basically like hey I'm a I'm a basically the guy said, Hey, I'm a dad and I want to get better at golf. And Ryan's advice was, well, you should quit your job. You should go to the range every day. You should hit 3000 putts a day. You should play 36 holes every single day. And then you'll be better at golf. It was basically what Ryan's argument was. No, you can't, you can't project on me for not knowing what the question was. He's a dad, so he must not have a lot of time. So a way to get better is just go to the range once a week. No, you can't project because you didn't know what the question was. That was my interpretation. I was answering the question, which is why I was arguing against it. That was my interpretation of the question. And it wasn't correct. Also, if he does want to eat a diet, that's on Jared for not bringing that up when I was arguing. It was brought up. The whole question was right on Patreon. Somebody will roll tape for Patreon this week. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. But anyways, I just wanted to demonstrate the advice that you were giving versus the advice that I was giving in another scenario. So it doesn't get muddy. Yeah, you were giving you weren't giving advice because you weren't giving advice based on the question. That's why I was arguing from Jared. The question is the full question was read. So just wanted to point that out. Nothing to point out. If anything, I should be pointing out, which I am, that you misread the question. Therefore, you get the question. I was given it into my ears by someone else's mouth. Well, he's not looking to eat a diet either. He's going to stick to a diet. Someone else vibrated their vocal cords. I can keep going. Threw a microphone, went through a cord, and into my ears. You just said before this he was trying to eat a diet, which he was actually trying to stick to it. I did not read it at all. It could have been a technical difficulty in your headphones. You just never know. Sometimes the headphones just aren't working that right. but I kept saying he wants to eat he doesn't want to change his diet and Jared was like that's what he's saying it sounds like he's okay with changing what he wants to eat but he just wants to still get really drunk and drink a lot of beers even in that scenario I do think running is going to be your best option what else are we doing Jared how you know a guy knows what he's doing all right here we go before we do this segment we all have to go around the room and say something nice about each other okay i'll start and i'll go i'll go left to well i'll go right to left so i'll go left to right so i'll go to my right tyler you are an unbelievable survivalist thank you you're really good at that thanks okay go to jared uh jared i um i think you're really good at always trying to improve oh everything you do is to get better he is jared go ahead um ryan you are one of the hardest workers i know that is a very true statement miles uh i really like how you won't admit that you're wrong in in person but you will admit it tonight in when you're in zero gravity fought but fall asleep in your own head that wasn't really i don't really get it so you're saying that when i go home tonight i'm going to say ryan was right in my own head correct yeah yeah i don't think you've ever had a look inside my head i don't think that's what's going on at all i don't know if i ever want to all right let's go left to right now okay ryan Ryan you have gotten so far in life without doing much critical thinking and it's really amazing and I just it's it's really impressive and I'm proud of your grit can we go right to left yeah sure left to right we can pick part it's uno reverse no I'll be the bigger man I'll be the bigger man I'll step back mentally I'll be the bigger man I'll step back not if you start running Miles that's true I bet I can drop down pretty quick it's all good it's all good are you going to ping pong no I'm going to I'll end this segment right now because I'll say something I shouldn't okay how you know a guy knows what he's doing i would actually love to know what he would say no i don't have anything i just i would if i if i were to know what that is no no no there was nothing in my head i was gonna say but i said something and i was crediting you for uh understanding when you're wrong just admitting it outside of this room right here and then you said something back to me that one up that so if i have to one-up this i don't i just i don't want to cross those waters but you have to say something nice about jared now no because i i said we should go the other way now i know but uh jared you can't one-up what i said nicer because we're doing nice stuff yeah but what you just said wasn't nice i said oh you've gotten so far in life without using any form of critical thinking yeah here we go again now we're arguing it's hard to do and i'm saying i'm it's i'm really proud of you i'm sorry ryan i didn't get much sleep last night yeah i didn't either uh jared you want to keep should we keep going i don't care i'm not in charge what do you like about jared i think you have uh i think you have a lot of courage for being able to run a marathon after eating chinese food oh thank you strength courage determination not a lot of critical thinking no you don't need that to get far though that's true thank you as we all know yeah thanks yeah fucking salt bay around the wound um Tyler you got really good like film analysis and show analysis thanks Jared yeah you do Miles I like that you will defend an opinion no matter what thank you Jared you'll stand by your beliefs yeah everyone's gotta stick by their beliefs Nothing worse than someone wishy-washy. That's true. Even if you're wrong, you'll stand by it. Against all odds. Well, thanks. I think we should end on that. That was a good segment. Yeah, it was. Thanks, Tyler. Yep. I just don't think that that was the correct way to start the podcast, Jared. Yeah, I don't know. So now, before we move on to the next segment, you've got to get the energy right in the room, Jared. and I think that you got to figure it out. How are we going to do it? Give me one minute. Do me and Ryan need to hug? You can hug. You want to hug Ryan? I'm good. I'm all right. Okay. Well, that just means that just isn't helping. We'll hug if what Jared is about to do in one minute. What was this? Doesn't work. This segment was how you know someone knows what they're doing. Shut up, bitch. That helped. I'm less scared now. Ryan right now is when my kids are grumpy and I'll be like, don't smile. And then he'll smile a bunch. I like, Jared, that your only thing you know how to do is the soundboard. I love the soundboard. It always cheers me up. Well, you got to have another good one in there. I have some copyrighted music in here. Good. Play it. We'll talk over it. That's true. You know what? Yeah. This is a four-minute long song. We can't play it all. Yeah, no. No, I think this is just, you know, sometimes I feel like I never know what's going to get you worked up, Ryan. Maybe it will turn us into a therapy session. sometimes i don't really who me for us this is okay we're in therapy you both share sure group counseling sometimes i feel like i don't know what's gonna set you off and at times um then when something sets you off that i think shouldn't i then i then go well now that kind of set me off that he got set off by that and so therefore i now want you to get set off even more it's an i'm mad that you're mad situation well no it was just like that's not something i felt like you should have got mad about but you did and so now i want to escalate it because that made me annoyed that you got mad about that because i don't really care about my opinion on the segment i mostly am just annoyed that you got that worked up on the patreon about it so so that's my truth what's your truth well okay let's see okay i can't i can't fucking focus with the sound effects hit the x in the top right corner just see you got but you got upset about that that was funny no no we're we're no i was not upset i think uh the only way that i can win like prove a point or win an argument that like i am like so sure of against you is by getting super worked up i can see that because if i don't get worked up if i just talk in if i just talk in my normal voice then there's no like uh there's no there's like no passion behind it yeah i'm not i'm not hurt i understand that so because uh when you argue stuff you'll like you'll keep going on and on and on and that's like on and on and on and on the podcast is two and a half hours long and uh i bet there's a correlation between when i'm trying to defend myself correlation in length of episode i bet those episodes are traditionally much longer i get that uh did that make sense yeah that made a lot of sense um i think also i have one very negative trait in that once like tyler said once i've decided that i'm i'm in on something i just will scratch and claw at everything to make it happen and i understand that me scratching clawing makes it look like my argument is weaker so and i don't like i don't win i don't really win a lot of arguments so i think if there is an argument i i like i think i can win you're all in then i have to like me getting worked up is like all right i this is how i fucking put put the nail in the coffin here if i get it you know you know what i mean does that make sense yeah well here i'll let you have this win then no no no i don't know i don't want to be handed anything i don't want to be handed anything that's not how this works no you won this one no no no we're gonna leave it what is we're gonna leave it where it is we'll leave where it is i'll let you have this one so and maybe if we can get some more info on the question what the actual goal is i think we can come to a consensus i think what just never talk about this question ever again that's yeah that's my therapy i would like to i think we so you'd like to you'd like to delay this till later no i would like to say my truth now that i think sometimes we kick a dead horse and it's probably healthier to just move on that's exactly what i'm trying to say right now i think it's best yeah i thought we i thought we left the dead horse last week in the patreon episode and then jared the rare beating a dead horse yeah jaren well yeah we asked for a follow-up from rocky bell boner so we'll find out what he has to say oh and so so we have a part three coming lovely lovely great god damn it all right well we agree to a follow-up uh in the part one no i know but that was on patreon now we had this is follow-up this is yeah anyways doesn't matter doesn't matter ryan won you know i think no i didn't even say i let you in i said you won i think simple advice for rocky bubble owners just do whatever makes you happy yeah dude just fucking do whatever yeah can we all I think we can all agree on that. Start smoking cigs. Yeah, you'll get skinnier. Well, Zempic. Do a little meth. Do a little Zempic. Do a little meth. Clavicular says he does meth. Do you guys see that? Or was that an AI clip that I got boofed on? I think he takes some sort of Adderall meth. I don't think he actually smokes meth. It's an amphetamine. He takes a methamphetamine, as he said, to help him keep the weight off. I think that's one. So that he can looks max. Meth maxing. So you could go that route. I don't recommend it. No. I have to say that legally, I think, on this podcast. I don't think. Think about that. There's no, like, hardcore meth head that's overweight. Yeah, because they don't eat. Yeah, it's, like, 100% effective. Yeah. So. Food for thought. Ryan. Food for thought. I've never seen a bad meth head. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. As the winner of this argument, I would like for you to weigh in. No. It doesn't matter what I do at this point now. If I argue, he gets mad at me. If I say that he won, he gets mad. What is a guy supposed to do? Tyler, help me out. What am I supposed to do? Next segment. I actually feel like if we had a therapist break down what we just did there, I actually feel like they would say that that was healthy of us. I do think we learned a lot about each other. Because now that when I get worked up, you know that I'm fucking, I'm in on something. I'm trying to win an argument. yeah it's almost like uh uh the freight train is a coming and it ain't gonna stop so maybe get off the tracks is what you're saying yeah now you can't abuse that just start getting mad like that on everything no i typically don't know i how many episodes a month you guys like out of four episodes that you think i worked up like 0.5 out of four per month oh at least one yeah out of the eight out of the eight okay one of eight one of eight which is not bad yeah i think that's fair yeah yeah and like i'll submit to shit just just to not have to argue tyler you do that too um but there there are days i'm it's like i'm not gonna get choked out yep you know no submitting on my part and you won this i won't tap but you have to put me to sleep yeah so i want everyone to give a give a w in the chat for ryan maybe gift a couple subs if this was a children books it would be called Ryan's Big Win. Ryan's Big Win. Hip, hip, hooray. Ryan won today. No, go subscribe to Patreon for my W. Yeah, there you go. Show your appreciation for Ryan's W by subscribing to Patreon. Because Patreon's my favorite. Yeah. Is Ryan unhinged? I'm not unhinged, but... Yeah, but it's Ryan after dark. Ryan's unhinged? No, I'm not unhinged. Is that what you said? No. That could be problematic. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. It's actually, Hinge, I think, is a website for guys getting advice on doors. Oh. That could be a good new app. Yeah. Ryan, would you like to be a 50-50 partner in that with me? Why? No, because fixing hinges requires critical thinking. We need the soundboard back. I think Tinder is how to start a fire. Yeah. It's like a support group for guys who are not good at starting fires. Yeah. Yeah. See, Tinder's more up my alley, though, because I'd. Bumble could be for people with stutters. They bumble. Jake. I would say like beekeepers. Yeah. Yeah. Allergic to bees. Yeah. People who are trying to avoid bees. They go on bumble. Jake. Yeah. Yeah. Farmers Only is just a support group for struggling farmers. Tips and tricks. Tell you what kind of fruit they're putting down. Christian Mingles. It's like the Ryan meetup. It's just where all the dudes named Christian mingle. They can do Bible studies. Yeah, it's Bible study. Bible study. It's an app for guys named Christian who want to do Bible study. Yeah. They can mingle together. Grinders, like people that do metal work. Yep. Yeah. Or sandwich artists. Yep. Or they could expand into the weightlifting community, guys just grinding. Yeah Grinders is a site for kids going to middle school dances yeah totally ryan would you say would you say that in your weightlifting heydays that you were abs you were just grinding with other dudes in the gym no because i worked out in my garage so you were grinding with other dudes in your garage no i wasn't grinding the only person i was grinding with was myself okay nice uh before that yeah at when i was at the public gym four five six years ago there's a lot of dudes there i got to know him real well coffee hour drinking coffee grinds nice yeah coffee grinds yep um so yeah i think we got all the dating apps um plenty of fish yeah that's a seaside market yeah there's a guy a place i worked at summer sophomore college he's on plenty of fish what's that one they did a documentary the cheaters adam and eve no it was um ashley madison yeah adam and eve's that's a toy store for all the ashleys that live in Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah, Adam and Eve is like Mary Kay. Yeah, yeah. Multi-level marketing. Yep. But for dildos. Correct. I think that, I think it's a wide, you know. Okay, there's more to it. Okay. All right, Jared, what's the next segment? We're back. I know a guy knows what he's doing. You know a guy knows what he's doing? when he's not explaining what he's doing okay do you know what i mean let's say uh you're working on it's funny i'm about to explain yeah yeah yeah but you're not explaining the job that you're going to be doing as the person i'm not describing like all right i'm gonna do the next segment i'm gonna talk into the microphone this is a podcast it's uh like let's say you're building a fence the guy isn't talking about how he's gonna build the fence and what techniques he thinks he's gonna try and do he's just gonna build the fence and when you ask him how to do it he's gonna say just do it that's how you know he knows what he's doing and it also exposes you that you don't know what you're doing yeah my this is gonna expose me to my wife because every time she asks for a project i have to explain to her how i'm gonna do it because it's me actively figuring out how i'm gonna do it but if you knew how to do it you would just go do it yep so i think uh a guy who's over talking and over explaining his project doesn't know what he's doing he's gonna it's gonna sound like he knows what he's doing but he does not yeah yeah he's basically filibustering until you walk away he's gauging reactions you know like he says he's gonna do it this way and if he and if he gets like a oof then he's gonna be like yeah that's how i would do it if i did know what i was doing instead i'm going to do a different way which i'll reveal to you when we do it yeah i was joking yeah i would say you know a guy knows what he's doing if he does it with a sig in his mouth yes there's a lot of confidence there tow truck drivers yep yep well mechanics maybe don't want to sing but if one if one pops the hood up if one pop the hood and he's got a sig dangling i'm gonna trust actually that is true diesel mechanics though because diesel's not diesel is combust combustible combustible yeah we're not not flammable yeah so yeah yeah there you go but like a mechanic that smokes cigs you know he's good at his job because he's been doing it a long time and if he wasn't he'd be dead that is true that is very true um i think someone who is in a scenario who seems to be completely underdressed knows what he's doing no one's ever said wow that guy's really overdressed i bet he knows what he's doing yeah you know yep back to the tow truck most tow truck if you're a tow truck driver you know you're yeah the easy that's said like tow truck drivers in the middle of winter they got a cut off on and shorts in crocs i wasn't smoking a cig in crocs yeah getting a ice house out of the ditch you know like that's a guy who knows what he's doing i would trust that man with my life but if he came out in a parka yeah if he's all bundled up with mittens on we're probably not getting the car out of there if anything you're gonna need to call another tow truck for his tow truck yep you know i feel like you know you know a guy knows what he's doing when it like if he rolls up it's a fucking confusing headline i checked before i said you know a guy knows what he's doing if he rolls up to your house with without a company vehicle and his own personal vehicle also on top of that if he doesn't have a website he just purely is word of mouth and you call his cell phone you call his cell phone that he's not going to answer to leave a message that he won't call you back for a couple days you know anything is good quality if they don't have a website they have a facebook page that they haven't posted on since 2015 yeah i would even just say if there's no online presence he really knows what he's correct also when you get the final bill and is handwritten that guy knows what he's doing you got a good service there the guy that will like uh you know winterize our cabin if we close it up you know and like we are you always we always just get like a little thing in the mail and it's just a piece of paper with how much we owe that he wrote down fuck yeah and we've never had issues it's a leaf it's just a leafy phone in the yard with silver sharpie on it it's a fucking happy paper back of mcdonald's receipt yeah it's like from the notepad in our junk drawer at the lake you know yeah he just used our paper for it he just ripped the side off of a cigarette carton terrible handwriting yeah he knows what he's doing basically a doctor yeah well i uh i'm thinking of like fishing guides because when i go out of the fishing guy i'm like holy fuck i mean this guy fucking knows what he's doing it but it like it it kind of like uh counteracts what you said right away miles if if he like over explains to the point where i don't understand anything i know that we're gonna fucking catch a limit that day if they start saying shit that you never even thought of talking about structures and underwater farmsteads on devil's lake back in the fucking 80s and shit i'm like sounds like we got a fucking bucket full by yeah you're right if they're if they're speaking on a technical level that seems like another language they know what they're doing yeah in the fishing industry well just yeah but even like on a computer if if you guys you know if jared and jake start talking that's true bits and gigabits and and pixels you know i know i better step out yeah fucking bits and bytes renderings bit rates it's a bit of a bigger bit rates and encryptions yeah encryptions but if he's talking too much using general terms doesn't know what he's doing correct it's gonna be another language so what you're saying is if after they get done talking you go uh in english please that guy knows what he's doing no habla fishing guide tell it to me like i'm 12 i'm sorry i don't speak mandarin yeah if someone tells you okay let me dumb it down for you you know yeah and then they know you don't know what you're doing correct yeah they could say anything at that point but then there is a point too where like wine guys they talk like that but they don't know what the fuck they're talking about like guys who think they know about wine they'll start throwing around tannins and legs and fucking sniffers and okie afterbirths they don't know what they're talking about yeah there gets to be a point with uh when you then you're you then become a snob yeah which you don't want there's a lot yeah a line car snob wine snob it snob i also think um actually i'm gonna present this and you guys tell me does this person know what he's talking about or not if if you're talking about a subject let's say golf clubs for for a fact right so like all right we're talking golf clubs and they start spewing about different countries golf clubs and models of them does this guy know what he's talking about or not and we're in the united states no hypothetically or in africa we're in chad hypothetically we're in the u.s i would say so we're here i'd say i'd say he's probably not he's i say he's probably not an expert because he's got his eggs in too many and he's got his eggs in too many baskets Okay, for me, it's... Tell me about US clubs. I want to know every single detail about that I don't want to know about. I would... Czechoslovakian clubs. I think it matters the subject. Because clubs, I would say this guy probably doesn't know what he's doing. But if it was like cars, and he started talking about how they make the Model T in Germany, I'd be like, okay, this sounds legit. But that sounds like Jake is talking. And does Jake know what he's doing? No, usually not. The reason why I bring that specific example up, because I met a guy who talked like he really knew what he was talking about and he said that his hybrid was a Japanese Callaway hybrid. And he said, you know that it's Japanese because of the sound that it makes when you hit it. That seems racist. I think he was doing a racist joke. Oh, really? Because when he hit it, it didn't go ping. Because it did sound different than the other club. Did it ping? That's what I'm thinking too. Did I get gone? This is just a racist joke. Do it over your head. Good thing I didn't say his name. Well, kudos to me for not hearing the racist joke. Well, I don't hear it. Yeah. I don't hear race. That's really funny. It probably was, yeah. Wow. Wow. Did they ting or did it zay dong? Maybe that's why when I said that I used to have a ping driver, He kept calling it a Pong driver. Yeah. It's all coming together. Wow. This guy's... This guy's racing. I don't hang out with him on a regular basis. Great guy. One of my best friends in the whole world told me this thing about his Japanese Callaway driver. What club was it? A 7wood? It was a hybrid of some sort. Do I know this guy? No, I actually do know this guy. Jesus. I think I know who it could be. Yeah, again, that's really bad that I didn't get that joke. It's really, it's bad to be a good look for you. Did he kind of give you like a side eye after he said it? Or were you not good at it? Oh, this guy is a goofball. Okay. You know exactly who I'm talking about. Certified goofball. See, but now that you know who it is, he could have actually been saying that as a fact. You know that, right? Yeah, I know that. So that's why I do think he was like actually being genuine. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yep. He's always going to Pelly. Yeah, I know. I've been fishing with him before. I'm Pelly. And now that you know what I'm talking about, I don't think he was. God damn it. It does sound like the standard Asian joke I've heard before. Yeah. No, I know. But if you know him, you're like, he might actually be like spewing dumb shit, thinking that he's being an expert on something yeah or someone told him it was a japanese hybrid and he believed it so now that maybe someone said the joke to him and he took it as real it's a bad game of telephone yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah anyways yeah that's really funny actually i can't believe that got pulled out of me you never know what you're gonna say like i would have never have thought about that interaction i had with him ever again in my life you know what i mean like sometimes that happens with charlie on the bellied up podcast i feel like that podcast unlocks things that charlie hasn't thought about since they happened like like putting his siblings on the mantle yeah shit like that and or uh he in one of the recent episodes he said he was working at a golf course and found a notebook in the lost and found at the pool and started reading it you thought it was a screenplay or something yeah and then we said what were you doing in the lost and found he's like well i was i was covered in pop he's like no no no i wasn't he first said i smelled like pop we're like how does one smell like pop you get covered in pop no i know but even pop doesn't have that very distinct of a smell you know like yes you stick your nose in a mountain dew bottle you're gonna smell mountain dew but if you just hold the ball right here you don't smell it so anyways leave it to barrens oh um if somebody has a pencil in their ear or a rag in their back pocket they know what they're doing yeah yep what color rag in the back pocket usually red okay what if it's blue what if it's blue nope no go unless it's like a shop towel and what if you're getting quotes from both of them at the same time depends what it is yeah what if one what if you're dealing with two different people and one guy's got a dirty rag and the other guy's got a pencil in his ear who are you trusting more rag the one more hands-on yeah i was gonna say the one with the cigarette in his mouth trick question yeah cigarette as well and then uh they have tough hands no soft hands they have soft hands they don't know what they're doing how do you know if they have tough hands handshakes rub them a little when you shake hands just feel them a little every every guy every guy i meet i try and make sure i tell them hey i'd love to feel your hand that's how i always know if someone's got before i choose who's gonna build my house let me feel your hands please i'd love to feel your hands intros intros oh actually let's intro again let me see now let me do yours okay and then back to you yep i'm gonna hire you hold on give me give me some skin give me one of those all right let's try a dap let's try a dap and then i'm gonna do the where at the other hand okay the back of your hand well and the guy who doesn't know what a dap is he's the winner that is true a guy knows what he's doing if he knows nothing about pop culture yep probably a boomer well i feel like a guy knows what he's doing also if if like you meet each other expecting a handshake and he just gets right to business no handshake he's straight to it straight to it he's already job finished job not finished he just leaves you hanging you go like this the self-doubt yeah i have to the electrical companies cut down some trees in my yard and the dude was going to come over and walk me through it and show me my options and before he even knocked on the door he pulled into the yard just started flagging stuff out and then he's like all right here are your options so he did wasted no time coming to make small talk at the front door he just got to work like that howdy ho um i'm gonna be doing some stuff in your yard today that's cool with you um yeah if you do that you're like this guy's okay he's kind of just by the hour firewood that's why he's cutting down my trees what kind of options is it giving you like how do you want to manicure or what no so my options were a complete removal of it's one really really nice pine tree um probably like 50 years old to be honest um but it's either complete removal of the tree topping the tree or um splitting the cost with them to bury the the electrical wire and chopping it all the way down all the way to top it it would look so stupid because it's such an old pine tree that the bottom 15 feet of it are basically branchless so to top it would just it would just be a fucking half a tree stuff four feet of branches Yeah, it would literally be nine feet tall with two branches sticking off of it. Charlie Brown. If they topped it. So just get rid of it. I'm not paying you eight grand to bury the wire for one tree. 16 grand for a burial of wires? It would depend. Mine has a transformer on it, so there's an extra cost. There's a transformer on that pole. You should have saw that before you bought the house, Tyler. What I did see, I asked him about this. No, everyone gives Boomer Dad shit about overdoing it on buying a house, but they would have saw that transformer and said, hey, someday you need to bury that. It's going to cost you double. I wouldn't buy the house. No deal. No deal. The tree was clearly trimmed before, but since the wildfire, the Californians fucked us. The wildfires in California, they said Minnesota responded by making their distance from wires more strict. So now it's 20 feet instead of 10. oh that's tough absolute kicking the nuts couldn't you just said like hey i promise to keep trimming it back it's even if it's trimmed all the way down it's still too close he he measured it out what if you said hey what if i take a chain and my truck and i kind of just pull on it and get it to lean away from it i'll leave it cabled like that for the next five years and then it'll just grow that way yeah and then you undo the chain and it flings back it just knocks over and i just got a live electric wire flipping around my front yard transformer explodes the whole fucking county loses power the fucking wildfire starts yep It's like that 20 feet? Yeah, just like the entire area of Minnesota. It just loses all of its wildlife. Whoops. Just because I wanted to save my one pine tree. This is why I save eight grand. Fuck. Yeah. God, dude. But then you bury that sucker, you can plant as many trees as you want. I know, but I just don't. But now you got to call before you dig. It's not an issue. Eight grand to do. it's pull the pole like it's fucking and the best time to plant a tree is now and 20 years ago that's true yeah yeah so 50 years ago we did have plans to plant more pine trees in that row but now we gotta do lilac bushes yeah nice there's a little landscaping update for you folks plus you gotta save money for that vasectomy that's right i don't need to save for anyone it's basically free I don't understand. I don't get how you go from being expensive to that. How does that work? Be stubborn. So insurance is negotiable? You just annoy them until they tell you what you need to tell them to get the cost down. Well, if you could actually... This is how you get your perspective you're paid for. On Patreon, we talked about your truck nuts potential idea to get it paid for. Here's what you need to do. You need to make an e-book. Okay. on how to get a free vasectomy and then sell that for like five bucks to get the digital download hell yeah guys are gonna save shit loads of money on their vasectomies you've already done all the work capitalize off that knowledge because i'm like hey i'd give you five bucks to tell me how to get a free vasectomy yeah and once it becomes a digital bestseller then we've launched the paperback and when that becomes the new york times bestseller we do the limited edition hardcover copies yeah i think a hundred percent and then we do leather bound eventually on the 10 year anniversary of it being a best yeah and then like 30 years from now you could do like a special cover art you know my testes and me is the name of the book okay then you can get your own sports you're not sports card but you could get your own like alan ginter card yeah yeah yep they're just giving those out to anybody yeah i heard you definitely got a good shot at that go to every barns and noble do a book signing yep i'll sign your ebook yeah yeah well yeah i mean you could Let me sign your iPad. Come on over here. I'll use dry erase. Don't worry. You can do game use memorabilia. Yeah. On your card. Yep. Yep. Like, yeah. Like, yeah. I'm just selling my underwear. This piece of memorabilia is authenticated as, you know, Tyler's second kid was conceived. Yeah. And what you need to do before you get to the vasectomy, before you write this book, you need to just be firing off loads. Okay. Freeze them. I'll do bottle. Then when you become famous as a vasectomy guy, you can then sell your sperm at auction because you're so famous. Yeah. And it's like, wow, we can't get this anymore. It's limited supply. The scarcity is there. You become the next Kentucky Derby winner. That's right. In terms of like, you know, it's a million bucks for a vial of sperm. Yep. So. Yeah. Anyways. Well, Jared, should we take a break? Sure. All right, guys. today i got my brunt boots on i got my new brunt pants on and my new brunt sweatshirt i'm fully brunted up i got my new brunt q zip on my new qz it's more of a workwear casual it's like uh it's like when you're maybe doing some work in the morning but you got a sales meeting in the afternoon yeah it's like uh just in case someone wants to get dusted in 18 i'm ready to go it's kind of an an all-encompassing but just in case you have to remove all the dust from your garage then i could do that as well you know you're just a big hand of montana best of both worlds um but i finally was able to get my hands on these costello tech pants and i was telling tyler i don't know if i'm gonna take them off he's gonna live in them i'd like to i'd like to think of them as like the uh you know how there's athleisure i think this is the new work lead work leisure it's work leisure pant because it's clearly going to be very durable you know if it gets wet no biggie um they're stretchy you know i've reached a point in my life where if something stretches i'm much more interested in buying it totally and you'll give in our lives like it is for me it's the best feeling in the world when i put on a new pair of pants and i go to button it and there's a little stretch in them yeah and you're like fuck yeah you're like do i even need to wear a belt today yeah yeah and uh that's what these pants are and they look good and i think they're gonna last me forever so um you know like tar you could these are great apocalypse pants god damn right they would be they feel like they're gonna be cool in a hotter hotter day they also look water wicking they're they are i think some sort of moisture wicking technology well i mean you can get in a snowball fight with your kid and that's great jokes on you You can hit me in the lower half and you're not going to do anything. Good luck, buddy. I got my tech pants on and my nut cup on, so good luck getting me with the snowball. I have my hockey mask on. That is why I usually wear a cup in the winter, just in case I get a stray snowball to the twig and bearers. A rogue snowball. A rogue ball to my balls. I always wear a cup in the winter. But then I also wear it in the summer because I never... Well, in summertime is also great. But I also wear it in the summer, too, because I never know. You never know. Because I never know I'm going to get a rogue Frisbee. Do you just stay cupped up at all? Brunt needs to come out with a nut cup. Yeah fucking a rogue Frisbee or a boomerang or something that ain coming back A brunt cup Yeah You just like you never know where you gonna get running with kangaroo jack yeah you know those those like uh those like styrofoam airplanes that you can throw through the air you never know when you're gonna get the fucking cockpit of an air foam airplane twiggies which is why brunt needs to take their patented steel toe technology and the steel camel toe yeah yeah when are we gonna start uh like steel head yeah you know when are we gonna go from steel steel toe to steel head might be like a thimble protecting toes is important but protecting your head you want a steel cup it's like one of those that come with the bottle of motrin they call it the steelhead and they sell them in you know start in the pacific northwest where steelhead salmon are common and uh branch out from there so yeah that's why i always wear a cup in the winter in the summer rogue snowballs and rogue frisbees are nothing to mess around with speaking of that this last weekend i was throwing uh these like hard foam baseballs my kid and he i mean i'm talking dead in the nuts hit one back at me it dropped me for 10 minutes oh no jesus 10 minutes i was on the floor and i bet you would have liked to be having a nut cup on at that point i would love to have steel heads on so guys um they they don't offer a nut cup yet but they offer all sorts of other stuff for when you're working when you're hanging out doing whatever go to bruntworkware.com use code ybr for 10 bucks off your order all right jared what's our next segment uh favorite song lyrics and what they mean to you oh yeah yeah so okay so here's what we're gonna do um i want you guys to like really um just ah this is now a safe space for you guys okay and we're gonna be all vulnerable with each other and uh you know you know i don't know if you guys did this but uh you know like in eighth grade like for like two weeks in a semester our teachers acted like poetry was gonna be this big staple in our life and we spent like two weeks on poetry do you know what i mean yep you learned all the different rhyme schemes and well yeah then would read famous poems and you have to sit and talk what they mean about yeah you make a bullshit haiku and i and and we were thinking about that the other day and how it's like you know what we should have never stopped doing that because it was you know poems and songs are beautiful and they can make you laugh they can make you cry they can make you miss a loved one they can uh maybe feel like you can um deadlift 500 pounds run through a sheet of drywall and so um i think we should go around the room and just share a few song lyrics that we all feel that way towards but also explain you know what you think it means to you so i'll go first okay um so i'll just start with the lyric um so the lyric is stop drop kaboom baby rub on your nipples and that one just that one really um that one is do you guys know that lyric well yes i do you've heard it before right when i used to buy it's by uh uh mr chisty mr chris mr chris yes um that one to me and i've thought about that a couple times too it's more so of like uh hey just live with a free spirit okay don't be afraid to take okay yeah it's what they mean to me that's right and then we can go yeah i got a different one so yeah you go ahead i have the i have the mic i have the talking the talking mic yeah yeah um it's just a deep it's a deep lyric you know i think what he's doing a great job of is bringing awareness to women doing the self breast check yep yep because that can help prevent a lot of breast cancers and you know it's always like uh where the pink ribbon for breast cancer awareness but mr luda is going in a different direction yeah and kind of meeting people where they're already at with the message and going like hey hey i know you thought that we were just chilling at the holiday inn but this is a great opportunity and moment for you to stop what you're doing drop everything you do just give it a give your boobs a nice kaboom and just rub on those nipples and see if you got any lumps in there and if you do hey let's leave the holiday and let's maybe head to the doctor holiday yeah and so i think that it's quite beautiful uh combination of you know uh just some guys hanging out looking for some bomb ass pussy at the holiday inn but also reminding people that it's smart to do your daily breast exam to ensure that nothing's wonky going on yeah this song came out in october yeah totally yep album cover was pain and so this song by chingy you know i i haven't heard about chicken forever this song yeah by chingy is i think we're gonna look back on it and say wow they did a ton for breast cancer awareness maybe more than all the nfl did yeah and i think that that's probably what i take most away from it i don't know about you guys no i like that i think you're you're spot on with it yeah um analysis i and before move on um i think just a little it's like kind of that's my 1a 1b two lines later he also dives a little bit deeper in there and actually it's he goes from like oh we're meeting you you know we're talking like real people then he gets really um technical with it and just bring more and more awareness to this issue and he says far from little make your mammary glands jiggle and i just don't think that until that lyric i just don't even think there was a lot of men in the world that even knew what mammy mam mammary glands were or that that's what was jiggling when when any jiggling was going on so yeah i just it's he's just god he's just so he's such a word smith he's brilliant he's brilliant and that's why he's up there as one of my favorites you know yeah one of the goats you know uh one of my favorite lyrics of all time is uh let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome a none of us would be here without come and to me that's it's a let me hit it raw is go at life raw no filters just raw dog life just raw dog life and uh none of us would be here without calm is while you're going through life raw just take some time to thank your dad because you wouldn't be here without him or it's a perspective thing yeah so no matter what and i think it's also a great perspective thing in is like how lucky we are to even be alive totally The chances of your dad's cum coming in the way that it needs to in order for you to bring life into this world. I think it's... The odds are astronomical. So just live life raw. Fuck it. Yeah. I love that. Yeah. Thanks. Who was that again? That was Mr. West. You had Mr. Crist. Yes. Yeah. Some people know him as Yeezy or Yeezus. Or Ye. Or Ye. Yeah. Yeah. I call him Khan. the one thing he actually hasn't called himself out of all those ridiculous names miles is hipping with it yeah yeah jared you go ahead i i'm very yeah go ahead ipod your girlfriend and she say i got great sex safe sex is great sex better wear a latex because you don't want that latex that i think i'm late text haha so wrap it up again i mean i just love not only is the rhyme scheme magnificent i also think that it's just like why why is the u.s government not using these as like public service announcements do you know what i mean yeah like in october when they do their breast cancer awareness campaign ludicrous should be wrapping in the background all pink you know when we're talking about practicing safe sex we need that plan this should be part of the curriculum for high school health classes yep just play that song yeah you need to know what's going on right exactly and it's and it would but what's beautiful about art is you can have two completely opposite uh opinions on the subject right right and you can feel both so deeply mine just said to fuck it raw to do it raw and then yours is like you gotta almost wear as Asher Roth would say put two on you know and you have such opposite things but we can appreciate both and that's what I love about this and art in general and college I love college I love my wife you know man i love college i got it go ahead sorry ryan no i was just yeah i think these song lyrics they you know you shed a little bit of light on breast cancer awareness this is more so going to shed on mental health awareness okay this month month of june coming up here soon um so one of my favorite song lyrics here picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor so people who are clearly just not right up here right and maybe need to reach out and get some help they shouldn't be banging on the bathroom floor okay whatever they're banging with um and then it goes on to say a little bit later um let's see here that's lyric no it uh it wasn't me oh where did it go so wait i you know okay and then okay and then it goes um but she caught me on the counter but it wasn't me saw me banging on the sofa see now here we're banging on more stuff it wasn't me i even had her in the shower which i mean that you know take that however you want clearly mr shaggy was not right up in the head he needed to reach out to somebody and get some help yeah to the health awareness month because yeah the fact that he was banging on the bathroom floor at the sofa and then had this what i'm assuming is a nice gal in the shower when she had to shower that morning so is uh and i love that interpretation i'm not quite fully getting it so you're saying that it's mental health awareness because he's losing his mind because he definitely wasn't banging her on the floor the kitchen counter the sofa or the shower I interpret it as he was banging on the bathroom floor in frustration about something. Oh, okay. But if there's another interpretation, because Art is an artist of the all-subject interpretation. He's, oh, I just, I'm so depressed. Oh, he's banging on the bathroom floor with his fists. Yes. And then he's banging on the kitchen counter because he's just so over it. Correct. And my interpretation of it was that he was having sexual intercourse with a woman. That he got caught. Yeah, that was actually my interpretation. And then, but then there's a chance here of multiple personality disorders when he says it wasn't me. Sure. Because it is heavily implied that it was, in fact, him. Yeah, because there was, from what I understand, there's only two people there. So it had to have been him. Yeah, it couldn't have been anyone else. But he's fully, he thinks it wasn't him. Correct. So there may be some schizophrenia going on. Like me, myself, and Irene's situation. Yeah. I mean, it also might be a cry for help because maybe he was roofied. Could have been him. Could have been him. yeah yeah um yeah i also interpreted taking advantage of yeah i also think that they had already showered that morning didn't need to shower in the evening so there was something went on there where they needed to somehow decompress and hit themselves with some hot water oh yeah just like the classic arm on the shower wall hand on the shower wall with the water just going over your head yes yeah deep depression yeah hands somewhere else so yeah um she even caught me on camera too so again it wasn't me yeah but it was mr shaggy because you're on camera it was you shaggy it's okay to ask for help shaggy yeah uh i've got one from a pretty unknown song that i think you guys might enjoy okay um let's yeah and also so far guys author on sharing author on the song is called nobody speak by dj shadow okay picture this i'm a bag of dicks put me to your lips yeah i'm picturing that i am sick i will punch a baby bear in his shit and to me what i get from that is that that uh hallucinogenics are a very powerful drug and that you should probably avoid them if at all possible. It's a bit of a bear does a bear shit in the woods thing too. Yeah and if he does I will punch that baby bear in his shit. Read it again. Okay. Picture this. I'm a bag of dicks. Put me to your lips. I am sick. I will punch a baby bear in his shit. Let me continue. Give me lip. yeah i'm gonna send you to the yard get a stick okay yeah so i think my interpretation is that it's laundry day okay you know and he's got his bag of dicks and i think he's referring to dickies workwear yeah yeah absolutely put him and um so he's got his bag of dickies that he's washing at the laundromat you know and it's like put it to lips we all know that everyone eats tide pods right right that's right and you know they're good punching a baby bear in his lips he's a huge tide guy and he don't fuck with that snuggles detergent yeah get that shit out of here punch that little baby bear in its fucking face and his shit or whatever yeah in his shit so i think it's really he's at the laundromat doing his is work laundry eating tide pods and um just really brand loyal yeah it's kind of how i took away yeah i like that that's mr shadow yep um i did have an honorable mention okay um and this one goes um tie me up like i'm surprised let's role play i'll wear a disguise i want you to park that big mac truck right in this little garage thank you yeah and i think what's happening is uh there's somebody who's having trouble probably having a little bit of trouble at work with maybe their superior the boss whoever um and so they're role playing the employee boss and then the employees parking his big mac truck in the boss's garage just to kind of get at him so when he gets home And you can relate to that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Parking. Yep. Yep. So. Wait, what? Hop on top. I want to ride. I do a kegel, which I think is a Gen Z term for keg stand. I do a kegel. I'm kind of wild. Look at my mouth. Look at my thighs. This water is wet. Come take a dive. That's deep, dude. Like the water. itself that's deep yeah and it's like i think the way i mean i mean i really hope it's deep yeah because she's saying dives and i don't need anyone breaking their necks out here at the swimming pool yeah and if you're doing keg stands or on water just i think wear a life jacket right because if it is deep and you die you do dive in head first yeah there could be repercussions there really could be yeah so if anything it's a cautionary tale yes you know this is kind of yes it's more of a psa hey before this happens before you do a kegel and dive in head first because what is that actually water's wet kegels yeah oh is it no it's a vaginal wall exercise i was gonna say you can do like men have kegels as well yeah it's like if you were trying to hold a if you're trying to hold a piss in you know how you're like you're doing a rep yeah Ryan's getting a pump in quick I just did set a 10 one by 10 I could see him actively working so he wasn't lying one set of 10 that would be like a male kegel so okay but it also could be a keg stand could be a millennial keg stand at a pool party in vegas or something bigger mustache oh well guys i think that that was that was good some really good sharing um i got one quick one okay all right all right water fire and dirt fucking megan that's how do they work and i don't want to talk to a scientist y'all motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed solar eclipse and vicious weather 15 000 juggalos together yes sometimes especially in an information age everyone's an expert everyone everyone's an expert and sometimes i just want to hear what the cab driver has to say and we just the segment we just did we didn't say a single thing about scientists and knowing how we know that they know what they're doing which segment the segment was how you know someone knows what they're doing I thought you were maybe talking about I thought maybe you were questioning my scientist status in the first segment no no no no I'm avoiding that first segment as much as possible what the fuck did you say here we go picture this picture this me and Ryan we were both butt naked what were you doing and we were just banging it out on the bathroom floor just going back and forth. And then Ryan parked his back truck in your garage. Out of revenge. None of us would be here without cum. I think that that was a menage lyric. Was that a menage? No, Megan D. A trois? I think it was Megan D. Some sort of stallion. It was Meg D. Miss Stallion. Got it. Very profound. Because, you know, the menage. she has a great lyric too that just reminded me of this when you're Taj Minaj, she talks about, um, telling him a male, uh, companion that she'd like to put her pussy on his sideburns. And it just reminded me about parking. And, uh, so I, I'll be right back. but also you'll need to be doing some kegels to be able to put those pussies on that sideburn and so i think we're talking about a woman who really has done her workouts yeah when i think uh doing that act on the sideburns is good for exfoliation too could be a great exfoliation both both are getting exfoliated because sideburns imply that there's at least some stubble there yeah so both things are getting exfoliated at the moment because i feel like males tend to neglect the side of their face and they're focused more on like the front you know yeah the front yep chin mustache area nose but the sideburns get definitely getting neglected i did have one more lyric if you guys want to hear it um that keeps going it's uh well you know it means a lot to people and i know that's true i know this one off the top of the dome i don't even need to look the lyric up it's stroke me stroke me stroke stroke me stroke me stroke me stroke me yeah so what i broke me i think really what that comes down is just support me it's a cry for help support me support me support me over and over stroke me is striking me right now yeah really is are you stroke you're stroking yeah i think am i having a stroke yeah potentially i think that lyric is do you smell burnt toast i think that lyric is widely used in the massage therapy industry yeah you know i think i actually read somewhere that robert craft was involved with the writing of this song well i think i was also thinking he i think he was involved in in getting it copyrighted trademarked for the massage therapy industry so that no no other industry could use it because the guy just needs some support and how'd you come across that knowledge how'd you find that out was that or is it just common knowledge well i think it's you know whatever there's a bunch of you know facebook and shit it was all over the place yeah that's where i saw you know you could have seen it elsewhere Reuters I'm sure had it Reuters I meant the Reuters of Barbeau Town You're talking about the shit on the wall What are we doing? Stroke me Stroke me I also like Cynthia Jesus died for our Cynthia's which is very relevant on Easter Monday here when we're recording this Good Monday mm-hmm so that it jared you got any more jared oh he's got another one i got am am it am i the ass hole oh am i the asshole all right so i asked the patrons if they're about the uh amethia soul amethia soul amethia soul amethia shul question mark question mark so i asked the patrons if they're nervous about being the asshole of a situation and then they wrote back to us i'll read a few here and we have to decide if they're an asshole or not uh aged cheddar am i the asshole if i if people at the golf course keep randomly buying me beers and I rarely return the favor because I'm trying to save money. Oh, this is actually very tough. Yeah. Are you saying that you aren't drinking that day? I think what he's saying is he's just he's not mooching off other people. Other people are buying him beers. He's just not buying them back. Right. I don't think you're an asshole. I think. Well, I know that. I'm saying like, because it's clearly in a foursome, right? Yeah, that gets wild, I'm sure. But yeah. Well, let's say you're in a foursome and it's like, if you go around like, is everyone drinking today? Like, yeah, okay, I'll buy this round. You know, you get four rounds. It should work out to where you're saving the same amount of money. Yeah, that's very true. Yeah, I think it really, really depends on if this guy's being like, hey, will you get me a beer when the Bev cart's here? or if the buddies are just bringing them to him unprompted. That's a good point. Because like if you would buy me a beer without me even asking and then it like then I don think it the end of the world if I don get you back by the end of the round yeah but you do kind of need to say like oh i got the next one right but it's like i'm not an asshole did i break the code yes but i don't think i'm an asshole in that case if ryan didn't ask yeah but if you were like hey bev cart's coming do you want something and i'm like yeah get me a beer and then i never get you back on purpose that's i think we're telling the line this one's really tough actually um so you vote that he's not an asshole well no not not necessarily um fuck this is a tough one because his intentions are he just wants to save money it's i think you're cool let's say it's like all right we're getting around and then they give you one unprompted the next time you kind of if you don't want to do it you got to say like no i'm good i don't need one yeah yeah you could accept one free beer yeah and it'd be fine but if you accept two or more and you're not even hinting that you're going to return the favor i think that's kind of sucks especially if it's from the same guy every time and you're never getting him back yeah so it's it's a middle ground um seymour co-workers brought in nerf guns to work and shoot them at each other all the time but also randomly at us guys that don't partake in that fuckery so me and a buddy started taking the darts and throwing them in the trash whenever we could without them noticing we started this about a year ago and just this last week one of them brought up how they have like 10 of their 100 darts left and start blaming the other guys for keeping their darts but all of them are down to like 10 of the darts they started with this is an office setting this is an office setting by the way 30 ish people in the office five have the nerf guns 30 plus year old men by the way i think i think it's an all-in or all-out situation for this office what do you mean like i think you can't have an office with 30 people and only have five guys doing the nerf guns do you know what i mean yeah that is a little weird I think I am on board with this complaint. I agree. No, I don't think they're assholes at all. No. Yeah. If anything, the other guys are kind of being the assholes. Because it's like, ha-ha, we brought Nerf guns. But after a couple weeks where no one else brings a Nerf gun other than you, five, you kind of need to read the room and go like, oh, I don't think they want us to play Nerf guns. Now, on the complete flip side of the spectrum, it's like, why are you so uptight? Just get a fucking Nerf gun. You know what I mean? Just play. just get a nerf gun you can get it you can get a cheap nerf gun i know that they're not cheap but there are cheap versions yeah but and also just then start a gun stealing war with them and go steal their nice gun and then leave yours and then they have to get you know it's so i don't know start making alliance i think start making alliances too but even if it's 25 people doing the nerf war and then five not it's still a good prank either way like yeah these guys are getting shot they throw away their nerf darts it cost three dollars to buy 50 nerf bullets it's not like you're throwing away the gun itself yeah i don't think they're assholes at all i don't i think it's a fuck around find out type of deal like hey if i'm not in on the nerf war but you're gonna shoot about me anyways i'm like me i'd probably fucking i i would burn their darts in front of their faces with a lighter smells so bad well don't fucking shoot them at me then if i don't want to play grant i'm i'm probably gonna play if i'm in that situation i think i just end up putting a guy in a headlock at some point you know what i mean like if he's shooting me and i'm unarmed he's getting a headlock yeah how many times would you put up tyler with ryan walking out walking into your office and firing nerf bullets at you you lost your mind probably like three it be a three strike situation so i think um i think it's like fine yeah to throw the darks away i don't think they're after all the darks away i don't think yeah it's it's a non-asshole issue here it's fine it's fine it's fine that would piss me off though big time yeah it's like haha a couple times by like the 30th time you just you're getting your head in a walk yeah yeah me being me i more than likely if i was getting so fed up with it i'd i would buy the biggest fucking nerf gun i could possibly find and i would just unload on and then what you do is you super glue thumbtacks to the tips of them yeah but then also like minus the thumbtack thing then they win though if you show up with a nerf gun they win they're like he's in fuck you and then they would be running very quickly after that but they'd be like ah not like a you know not if they had thumbtacks on them yeah yeah if you yeah if you're if you feel that your life is threatened you can you do have your concealed carry that's right yeah and if i feel like my life is threatened that is true act accordingly fucker i know yeah and i'm not and we're not saying lethal round just maybe take a kneecap yeah you know it's uh yeah desk pop yeah just do a desk pop yeah towards their knees um yeah yeah yeah and then you could say say hello to my little friend so yeah that yeah that's an option that is an option uh yeah i mean i read the rules first though yeah like i'm pretty sure these guys will stop playing nerf in the office if someone got punched in the face more than likely they would more than likely and then you wouldn't have to worry about getting shot anymore because you would be let go yeah but i mean you'd be like he shot a nerf gun i mean i thought it was a real gun i acted quickly i didn't i if that doesn't work just say you were having a stroke my mind was so frazzled by the door it's fine by my head i didn't realize that it was an orange and blue gun and not a black sorry i'm trying to do my job yeah yeah sorry i come to work to work and i fuck around yeah i mean you take them down you physically get into it with him then you can just say that you were doing an active you thought it was an active shooter citizens and you technically are not wrong right if he was actively shooting nerf gun bullets at you yeah so uh just a couple more here holding two dicks when going through a drive through sorry one more thing what would you guys do if jake and noah had a nerf war going on with each other think of how fast we put a kibosh to that it'd be 30 minutes tops yeah so i think i'm on their side yeah yeah i grab you put it in terms of like if it was your scenario like imagine if jake was just walking around with noah and they were giggling and doing nerf guns and then they were shooting you once in a while that shit would get stuck the kibosh so fast i put an end to that so fast i'd grab the guns i'd walk up the stairs i'd pop the hatch onto the roof and i would throw both of them off into the parking lot. Under their car. On Jake's Jeep. Continue on. Sorry. When going through a drive-thru and I'm driving, I make other people order their own food. I'm so with this. Not an asshole. No, not an asshole. Nothing frustrates me more than when people don't have their fucking shit together when I'm trying to order at the window. What do you want? Medium? Wait, you want me to supersize? Have you seen the movie Supersize Me? okay i'll okay i'll supersize it and then my wife she'll tell me something and then change your mind at the window yeah i was pretending like i was like did you do a supersize me bit yeah i did that's been a thing in like over 20 years topical for me i heard it the other day on a podcast did you just do a supersize me bit yeah i just heard it the other day it's top of mind topical top of mind play this but you don't want to fuck that up if a guy wants super size you get him in medium then he's gonna be pissed yeah just got out of jail like he's been a joke for like 20 years hey what do you want you want you want a double cheeseburger are you sure have you seen the movie heavyweights with Ben Stiller? Are you sure? Okay. Just a line of cards behind you. Your buddy just got out of jail the last movie he watched was Super Size and Heavyweights. Oh, man. I gotta watch Super Size and Heavyweights. I'm so glad that you were thinking the same thing that I was. I was like, is he doing this? He's really committing to the super-size-me bit. Top of mind. Top of mind. Last one. Thomas the tractor guy. Coworker leaves the work trucks full of garbage all the time. When he's off work, we take all the garbage out of the truck and jam it in his toolbox. Oh, that's fine. Perfectly acceptable. That's fine, yeah. Even if he wasn't leaving the truck a mess, that's fine. It's a good job. That one could be a great unprompted. There's no reason at all to do that. You're good, dude. So there we go. That's about it. I like that segment. I think it'll be a rolling segment. We have nice. Hopefully we can get more super seismic bits. I'm cash out unless you want a repeating bit, but you know how that goes with me. I'm buried in the ground. Do you guys have any, am I the asshole situations from, from work? mine was kind of the uh the butter bit recently for myself am i the asshole for asking for butter oh sure at a buddy's house yeah at work though you mean uh it can be either or what am i not work am i the asshole if if i know that the toilet if i just use the last of the toilet paper and there was none left in the bathroom am i am i obligated to tell other people because i usually don't no i definitely don't either yeah because that i mean that's we kind of we've kind of have an unwritten you got to check the toilet paper before you sit down rule here at the office yeah because i mean i if i'm walking down the hall and someone's walking in front of me to the other bathroom i kind of know what's going on i feel do feel a little bit bad but also at the same time it's kind of fun to see him wobble they'd like to watch the world burn no if there's like an extra roll in the bathroom you're fine yeah yeah but there's been many situations where we are out yeah paper towel i mean i had ryan i had either i think it was tyler maybe bring me a roll of toilet paper yeah i think i did once too yeah i was gonna use it but that was when we were in the drought of toilet paper of like 2024 yeah just a tough year for us i wasn't In the toilet paper department, we ran out. No one ordered any. Oh, I remember that. I was going to use some Scott's paper towels, but then I realized I couldn't flush them by the toilet, so I didn't want to put them in the trash can. He's got loose. So you just put them in your pocket and threw them away on the ride home. I just threw them in Jake's office garbage. That's so weird. He had left his sunroof open, so he just popped them in the top Jeep. then when he asked me about it i said it's fucking windy out here man you never know what's gonna show up yeah fucking neighbor's garbage can flew open he's got fargo sunroof and then jake's like are you sure ryan because this smells like your scent anyways are we done you got a fun fact on october 22nd 1983 charles harris rammed his truck through uh an augusta national gate and took seven people hostage in the pro shop demanding to speak to President Ronald Reagan, who was playing golf on the course. The hostage crisis lasted roughly two hours. Reagan was secured by Secret Service, and Harris was later apprehended. Did he get shot, or did the guy who, or did he go to jail? The standoff ended peacefully after about two hours of negotiations, during which time Reagan did not speak directly to the gunman. He pleaded guilty, sentenced 10 years, got out in three. Got out in three, and had a round at Augusta with Reagan. I was part of a negotiation. And that's the only way you can get on fucking Augusta these days, I tell you what. Hold someone hostage. You got to hold someone hostage, quite literally. It's part of the negotiation. Yeah, God, I'd be negotiating for a free membership. Yeah, membership. Or, yeah, just a... I will be done if you just give me a free membership. Imagine showing up the next day to golf. Hey, guys, remember me? Well, there'll be three years where you can, you know, cool down. Yeah, yeah. You become a changed man. You grow a beard, you get jacked in prison. and they won't even recognize you. Parole officers will decide whether you can go on or not and just make a good impression. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be nice. You get solo rounds at Augusta. That's unheard of. Yeah. Wait, why? They're not going to let anyone play with him. Oh, got it. Unless he negotiates Reagan playing with him. Yeah. Or your parole officer has to go with you in the cart. Do we get a beat on, like, what he wanted to talk to Reagan about? Probably Russia. That was most of his presidency. yeah I think I missed that one fuck gotta foresee that oh was protesting his economic situation that's all I got he was protesting Reaganomics yeah basically his economic situation did that age well or not age well I don't remember if people like Reaganomics or don't like Reaganomics generally no generally don't like it so that aged well for that guy a little bit all right was that it jared that's it well guys thanks for tuning in to another episode you bet your radio have a great week we'll see you in the next one you betcha yeah um rocky bell boner question for the exercise scientist i want to get diced for supper i've never heard that that's a great way to put it diced uh dice me up i lift regularly and have a good amount of muscle not to fucking brag but i also like to house beers with the boys and i have an inner domino dan can you offer can you offer any advice on how to stick to a diet while still being able to crush beers ps for ryan having muscle is what happens when you lift heavy weights and it is what allows you to not be a bench warmer in high school ricochets well yeah and like none of that made sense either like you just threw the bench warming in there even though i wasn't a bench warmer you just threw that in there with anyways i got to fucking post a video do i gotta put the video in the chat i have to go back to the weight room 500 pound deadlift 163 pounds so forget about that right now no no all-time max okay i get it uh okay so real advice here you don't have to stop drinking beer and you don't have to stop eating shitty you just need to eat less again i just i it's like i'm beating a dead horse here just eat less of the bad shit so instead of having like three dinner rolls just have one dinner roll so start with just restricting your calories a little bit and if you want to keep drinking and just keep your life the same maybe eat a little bit less if you actually want to get cut the best way to get cut the best way to get diced is you have to just start running yeah i hate to break you just have to just run you just gotta force gomp it or bike but yeah you just have to start doing massive amounts of cardio right and you you know swimming running biking it's probably the biggest bang for your buck in terms of calories you just got to start burning more calories your fat will melt off yeah skip breakfast i would say for at least like 45 minutes of cardio like at least three times a week yeah you just wait guys what cardio is not cardio 45 minutes cardio is not it's not the answer that's at least you can lose weight you can lose weight you just put yourself in caloric deficit keep lifting heavy you're gonna you'll lose fat and you'll retain muscle and nobody he's eating like a piece of shit he's dirty washing this is the you're talking about in a person who's committed to getting dice and changing their whole life yes someone who wants to keep drinking and eating shitty you have to just start running you have to start burning the calories because he's still intaking the same amount well I think he's confusing eating shitty with just dirty bulking he's just on a dirty bulk But he doesn't want to get bulky. He's trying to get diced. Yeah, but imagine being diced and bulky. Diced, in my mind, means that you're losing body fat. Correct. Yeah, you're showcasing more of your vascularity, if you will. Yeah, six pack. Yeah, and if you're bulking, you're doing the opposite. You're adding more muscle, but you're also not losing any fat. Yeah, he's just in a dirty bulk right now. He's got to switch to a clean cut. but you say he doesn't want to he doesn't want to eat clean so just skip breakfast just start running you start running you can eat whatever you want be good you're really anti-running huh because I've been in both worlds before I've been in the running world I've been in the lifting world and lifting is I feel like is just way better for you he's already lifting though so you just got to clean the diet up then nobody doesn't want well that's the thing you have to sacrifice you have to sacrifice something yeah so then just go for regular runs just eat clean monday through thursday and then friday through sunday you can just be a piece of shit drink beers that's not how that works i used to do that that doesn't work that way i did that too it's called it's called anabolic fasting look it up that for years you 500. 163. All right. So if you just want to, if you want to get diced though, there's something's got to give. And if you're not willing to clean up the diet, you got to start fucking running or swimming or biking in the kitchen. That's like, this is the craziest disagreement I thought I'd ever have on this podcast. No, I don't think we're disagreeing. I think we just haven't met in the middle yet. that is what definition of disagreeing anyway yeah you you like so when i when i was really behaving well i was lifting weights and i was eating real clean yes i lost a bunch of weight but no one in this office would be like wow miles is diced right now just eating clean and lifting weights doesn't necessarily dice you up cardiovascular is when you start getting vascular and you start fucking really dropping the body fat percentage never once did you walk in the office and go wow miles is diced even when i weighed 227 and lifting weights no i think you'd have to lose more weight to get diced i think you'd have to be done but i was already like eating like like fucking 1500 calories a day i couldn't go much i know i know so at that point some i i'd have to add in that you know yeah every person that you see that's got a low body fat percentage who's like has a six pack and is vascular and diced, they do some form of cardio. I don't. Are you claiming your dice? Craziest claim I've ever heard in my life. Ride's a little diced. I'm the most diced in this office. Pop the tarp up. The most diced in this office. What a great superlative. Most diced in his office. That's like... That's like... Be the tallest dwarf. Yeah, it's like being the tallest dwarf. The bar is low. It's like being at Alcoholics Anonymous. You're like, I drink the least here. I had one beer today. Yeah. uh most yeah most likely i will give you that crown you are most diced and i used to be diced i believe it and that was probably when you're doing cardio no i wasn't doing any cardio i swear i couldn't because what's a mud run then that was the mud run that was pre-being diced i would say you were more diced in mud run days than you were when else you're talking about. No, I'll show you pictures. But again, you're eating like a fucking good. He doesn't want to eat good. That's what I'm saying. I think you have to eat good. I'm saying you don't have to. I'm saying you should start running. Just burn more calories and you can still eat shitty. But the shittier you eat, the more calories you have to burn, the more cardio you have to do. I know. So if he's doing exactly what he's doing and he just burns more calories, he'll get diced. It just sounds like the... Calories in, calories out. No, I understand that. The easier option is just to eat cleaner because then you don't have to put in all the work to lower your body fat. That's arguable, though. What do you mean? Eating clean is kind of tough. Eating clean is way harder than going for a run every day. How bad do you want it? We can sit here and say shit like that all day. He still wants to drink beer and eat shit. I don't think he wants it that bad. i would say he's probably like a lukewarm desire for getting dice we can get a we can get a follow up for bro we'll get a follow up and then yeah we'll also see you know we presented to i you know being the people's trainer that i am most likely to be the trainer most likely to be the most likely to be the people's trainer i am being much more realistic than ryan but we'll let what was this Rocky Balboa decide which plan is going to work best for his needs. Ryan says just eat fucking clean and I'm not saying you're going to get diced and I'm saying you just start running. And his name is Rocky Balboa. Rocky Balboa did a ton of cardio. He's a boxer though. He needs fucking 12 rounds of conditioning. We'll just say we'll let Balboa decide. 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