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If you haven't subscribed, click the bell. overseas to all my London is to all my Manchester is to all my Sydney and Australia and Melbourne is get your tickets it's gonna be our first time going over there I'm so excited I love you guys so much it's gonna be one heck of a tour and I can't wait for you to step inside the YSK house remember if you want everything early if you want ad-free on cinch or if you want an extra episode every single week if you want things that no one else will see it's over on the best place in the world the Patriot on the Koala Club all so also also we have a new channel called YSK on plug go hit the subscribe button to that we have so many things you your whole life could be consumed by YSK content and we want you to jump into the world it is now tour prep time I'm not telling you to get in the gym what I'm not telling you to eat right I'm not telling you to treat your significant other well I'm telling you to consume all the YSK content you can before we hit the road that was inappropriate Pierce now all to the rest of the episode we got co-host cam back in the studio go camlin how's it be that was a bit much someone threw something some did throw something if you throw that again I'm a throw I'm a throw this I'm gonna throw it back on you I'm gonna throw it back at you I'm with the cam I like I like your outfit today it's new is that a new shirt it's a new shirt the shoes are semi-new shorts about eight years old but outside of that pretty good thank you for no yeah oh you don't look well no yeah I'm fighting I'm fine no yeah I've had diarrhea five times today really okay yeah I'm fighting but it's good oh something about a now do you ever find pleasure in diarrhea not at all actually really no I try to trick my psyche like oh it's the bad guys the bad virus leaving me it's really just diarrhea and it sucks I like the initial pop I like that initial and then it's like someone just like put dynamite in a dam and all the water's running out now dude it's it's you have to tell you have to let me say this the reason I mean wow my stomach started right now the reason I have laughing so hard that I just when I just came back before we started I mean yeah yeah just here we go when I just returned before we started shooting right I went to the bathroom and as I said I had diarrhea now that pop was so prevalent I was gonna save this I was gonna talk but that was the perfect segue I literally was sitting there and I went oh my god because there's dude installed right so you were taking diarrhea taking diarrhea right right next me there's a guy pooping as well I mean it's just quiet mm-hmm no music no little that night there for me that's a nightmare all you can hear each other's insides coming out voice came I said that's a nightmare that's a nightmare for me tonight here no that that is your public restroom in a high rise here have some Frank Sinatra in the background so that's not so I play tick to that there should never be just silence okay so you were pooping in silence next to a stranger it's silent he already got his couple and I said oh man I said your pal it's a normal at least oh god and I can feel it I'm I am Hoover Dan my is the Hoover Dan right it is holding back a absolute monsoon of and I'm sitting there and I'm like and I'm looking through the saw I'm like I can't do this I'm like I cannot do this this man and nothing I'm trying in my mind I was waiting for anything I was waiting for the door to open I was waiting for him to flush I was waiting for someone to start washing their hands no one's coming in it was me and him I went I said oh god it was like it literally was like a well such a pop yeah and then it was just like it literally opened your water okay all right all right now we're getting too much detail it was bad bro but the guy comment he just went he went oh and we're he's not even in the third one you know there's three yeah I was in the deep the big one he's right next to me said oh and I just went it was bad dude it was bad it was bad man I'm sweating already yeah I thought about myself on the highway on the way here yeah have you ever when's the last time you pooped yourself oh I don't know I don't know I know Robbie did like last week but I don't know I put myself last month well I mean as it like as a unit as men how we just out here ourselves it was because I I find pleasure in relief I genuinely do find pleasure in relief but that is not that but there's you can't find pleasure when for every ounce of pleasure there is discomfort and and like and dissatisfaction no I'm saying so yourself well I have like a 90% success rate so I'm fine with 10% failure like that's just playing the odds right so there's a lot of times where all literally I I'm really in tune with myself so I can brew like I'm a barista of my bowels I can really sit there and let it bubble and I can pivot to make it shoot out certain ways okay oh Robbie knows what I'm talking about oh you twist that gut me and then I sit there and twist the gut but sometimes I let that coffee sit on the pot too long and it's ready to explode I shot some of my draws you have been like oh my god you've been on a espresso kick lately oh so much espresso and that'll really oh really gets going but you know how I know my girlfriend loves me how she checked the draws she goes oh let me see it looked in there looked at my little snail trail if Olivia Kennedy if I said babe I think I should my pants yeah check it she would go she would never in a minute that you have a different type of love that's really never touched that's the love that I pray for if I told my wife has my pants can you look at it yeah she'd say go outside and put them in the garbage like get rid of them dude okay but what if live yourself would you check her I'm not check I believe you you your pain what if she's unsure about it and she's pregnant sure you unsure whoa how do you unsure oh there's a lot of unsure there's no unsure what he didn't know unsure okay I have really wet rectum syndrome I got wet rectum syndrome and so a lot of times it's just pasted back there what rectum syndrome back back to paste yeah it'll turn into a concrete substance if I let it sit sit there all day dude yeah you there's something not there is something not normal somebody knows what I'm talking about hope to God they don't I hope no one out there is wet rectum what is it wet rectum syndrome or an unsure yeah oh my god but that's so yeah enough of the poopy talk I'm sorry poopy talk with poopy talk with nice I don't do that yeah I do so I value my truck my cyber truck my brand new 20 25 cyber truck but alright yeah so no so no monthly car payment me and my girlfriend we went on a by the way can I address what happened last week you don't put his a put the flame to his but the fire I was house of torches and pitchforks oh I bet you would like to remember that one Tiki torch time were you there with the Tiki torch March Tiki torch March look it up there was a Tiki torch March and I think you're in it what is a Tiki torch mark your own go Google's is it something is it oh yeah oh that's what it was for get them out and they were marching about 100% what the March was about flannels and Tiki torches flannel yeah where was this at think it was like Missouri one of those places oh yeah I don't go to Mizzou yeah but um so last week on the episode when I was announcing the tour by the way tickets are out now you should know studios comm I said I was explaining the tour and the principle behind it is cam being a father and me being a bachelor and and young and free what else and I said the word single oh and I did say the word single now I'm addressing the single rumors comments galore wow they're like I mean I mean eight out of every ten yeah he just a single guys he say single my favorite one was someone it was like a drive by they're like hey did you say you single after talking about how rich he was I was like I love that person no so I was preversing it on this on like taxes you know cuz when I found my text I file so yeah so that's where I was going and it sounds better for marketing of the tour if I say single for people that aren't quite sure you know who we are it's better marketing it's like oh that it to or send single hot guy I mean I'm going to that show there we go like they're like oh dad of two really disheveled looking really rough on the eyes really hot single guy that dad of two his his what was his eye bags could carry the groceries he has no sleep he looks like hell has the same clothes no money or rich super hot single bachelor that's the show that's the show you go yeah so I'm addressing that I'm not single good man I am in a relationship everything good with sausage still everything good with Sarah yeah sure okay that's great sure yeah no it's fine now let me put my FBI hat on sure is never you don't like the word sure in relationship questions I don't want you either yes it or you know it and that's one of my biggest pet peeves in general I don't like when I ask somebody a question and they say sure yeah it's like it's like just like just walk away be definite with me yes like I mean yes or give me a no yeah and it's like I'm asking if you want something say yes or no sure like that seems like like I'm bothering you like right hey man do you mind I can't even think of an example hey do you want this do you want that drink right there you want like a Coke zero sure like that means you want it or not though yeah like that makes me think that I think I'll give it to somebody that wants it you know what I mean you a CJ do you want to see J goes yes it's like and I hate like hey you want to go out to eat sure sure do I'm like never mind never mind I'm done with you no no you just that sure in itself sucks yeah your loser don't use the word sure it should be absolutely just gone from the English language but an mm before an mm sure that is the that that is telling me your real answers no oh the thinking about it then sure when you get the little physical the mm sure yeah I don't like that that's a no yeah you're just trying to be nice that's inherently you don't want to do it or you don't want whatever it is and you're just saying it for me do what you want to go to the game tonight sure yeah no go any mm sure people in the comments right now go to hell yeah well hopefully not forever but just do a quick little visit you do a part-time bid and hell I don't know you got there's some stories you go in you just pet bathroom and no there's some people been on that bed hard stop they went down this wow you think so this is that's hot yeah it's hot place I don't know a lot of screams and he said I've never heard that story I've only heard the story positive in the coming sides there's both sides you see what Lamar Odum said no Lamar Odum is crazy bro I'm not trying to be like that no there's no way there's no you don't know so Lamar Odum is a former basketball player that played basketball with Kobe Bryant for a long time now Lamar Odum has had issues with substances yes so much of what were he died yeah you know right yeah he was like found unconscious in a brothel died he died and yeah I think he has like ten heart attacks and six strokes and then he came back and he came back yeah and then so now he has a documentary on Netflix and he said he died and he was going to heaven and he said that Kobe told him a brother they say what you want it's not all what they're saying it is and then he came back so Lamar Odum he claims he died and Kobe said I'm not gonna lie Lamar a that's like ain't all is what it's supposed to be say hi I want this and then he came back to life he was like Lamar like bro that is that is the the fact that you even thought of that yeah and then decided you know yeah let's let's send it out yeah let's move forward with that one that is wicked no it's sick this episode is brought to you by 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at Jaden in Brooklyn and we got three we got three to the home gym we never told it she bought she bought I've never told that story we've hit we've hinted at it you want to tell it real quick before your before your school oh god the school yeah you want to tell that story before cuz because we did promise them on an episode that we were gonna say next week we never did now I saw some comments about it oh my god do you want to tell the story about how your wife got scammed out of 11,000 dollars let's do it she has her big big girl skin now she's over it was a while ago in the past yeah okay so long story short me and Liv and Ryan we go to the gym one day this is when we were like years ago like two three years ago we go to the gym and me and Ryan are hitting chest she's hitting legs completely different parts of the gym about 20 minutes into the workout I'm like let me go let me go peek at my pookie you know walk in see her she's on the phone I walk up to her I go hey are you all right she goes yeah check it on you so I go back do three more exercises full like it's now 45 minutes in gym I go back another peak she's still on the phone now we need to know who's I go I go now there's no shushing me who you speaking to 45 minutes I walk up to her and I go who you on the phone with and she goes I'm just get away it's the bank I can't even finish my workout I'm going to the car I said it's the bank has it been the bank for 45 minutes she goes yeah yeah I'm going to the car oh no she takes off she heads to the car that's all she said and I go I really want to finish this lift but something tells me that this isn't right my wife with my money on the phone with my bank for 45 minutes I said this can't be good hey see you later right I'm out in no world does that happen when I tell you I get to the car and her phone we drove in her car it shows the call on her screen it says it's been 53 minutes now and I said I've never in a cumulative in my life I never talked to a bank for 53 minutes never all my bank phone calls you can add them all up it's never been 53 minutes ever regardless one time I sit down and I go hey I'd like you to tell me what's going on and she goes we've been scammed there was fraud purchases in a Best Buy and Uber in Phoenix and now at the time of the story this before tours I I've never touched foot in the state of Arizona I've never been the Phoenix yeah so I go alright that sucks in 20 seconds I pull out the account I go what charges are you talking about there's no charges here no and she goes oh yeah the account might be in my mess up I had to send all of our money off to a different account and I said but what best buy charges there's not a best buy charge Olivia where's my money and she said oh I just talked to this guy's Jaden and then the phone that it ended like right when I got in the car she was like okay thank you goodbye so she's filling me in wait so let's not ignore the part she was told that there was a couple Uber Best Buy charges so she so the guy on the phone told her to take all the money in your bank account to a different bank account and she did it the worst part the worst part so after she tells me that she goes they said there was some false charges that we need to move the money to another account to protect it because someone clearly has our card I said no they clearly don't there's no charges no they don't the cards in my wallet there's no charges so then I mean when I tell you I mean I go get up I'm getting the driver's seat we switch seats I drive straight to the first chase I can find I drove straight to it and I go hey pretty sure my wife just got scammed can you please look at our account history and like revert that please quickly the woman goes oh so sorry yeah it's so prevalent these days and I was like not for me so she goes five minutes she comes back she's like yeah guys I'm sorry it was a it was a wire transfer to a Bank of America Bank of America account in Brooklyn wait so she transferred she didn't even check there was a chase account she changed bank corporations she sent $11,000 to a guy named Jaden in Brooklyn with a Bank of America account and I said to that chase worker I said can I get that back please I said that's my money and she made a oopsie and she went oh no says right here that accounts been closed that hit his account he deposit that probably stand in right outside of a Bank of America he withdrawed it closed the account and and technically that even if I don't need you get that back because she willingly she really did it oh no the papers would have been on her desk in the morning oh I didn't I did not speak for 24 hours yeah and in the 48 hours we didn't leave the bed yeah and she was sitting there she said I promised to God I'll work at Taco Bell I'm so sorry babe I said I'm gonna let him down dude thank God though I only had I mean I had $11,000 a ton of money like I had but I only had that in there specifically because the very next day was the day I was supposed to go pick up my car I forgot about that you're supposed to get your brand new car that you're very excited for a new car and I already told him I was gonna put 10,000 down and it was a whole yeah I remember I remember that day sick the next day it was like it was Ryan's birthday yeah so we all went out to go eat and so I I had known about it but no one else at the dinner knew oh my yeah I call Peyton I literally call it and I was like dog I don't ever seen him like that yeah I was like I can't I was like bro I can't I don't know now he was he was like in a dark room if you're in a dark room he's like you know it gets bags bags were prevalent I was a baggy now I was like have you eaten he goes you money to eat I don't think I can eat anything worth 11,000 dollars so we went out to like Ryan's birthday dinner the next day we're all sitting there was a good time you know drinks are flowing and cam is literally like just sitting at the table just staring at like the chips and then live live is like sitting next to him like this like just straight like looking at the wall and then she starts going yeah her lips are getting activated she took off and she leaves and then Ryan whispers to me he goes are they fighting are they alright I don't know what's gonna happen that was the only time I've ever been it was like I would have never actually divorced live for that but dude it was rough like that was rough cuz I'm just like you have to have that's bad you have to check your that's the fact you didn't check your bank account yeah I don't care if the shit it was the president of the United States check your bank account that's a scam that they run on like 90 year old yeah and they like whole programs to like prevent ever happening tonight most they're like offline like they're not here like this all day yeah they call great like that and there's like alright son 11,000 oh thank you Henry it's like you live she was 24 years old 25 at the time yeah check your town live would get scammed by the the African email it's like hey I'm the prince of this like thing in Africa and you have a gold mine in your name do you scan back at Arkansas Tech to she got scared she got hit up saying there was an on-campus job that she had to buy this specific type of paper and it was like a receptionist job very low hours you could do your homework while you were clocked in and it paid like something it said like 1500 a week or something and I said Olivia I said there's people that are getting degrees right now that aren't going to make 50 hundred a week yeah with their degree right and then get that job in that field what you do she literally and she went to like staples or something she bought this specific like it was something to do with printing and faxing papers and then she showed up and they were like who the hell are you and what are you talking about so that was a weird scam because you have to give them anything that's so strange you scam I I almost got scammed one time with the gift card scam anybody got the gift card scam before the gift oh learn I don't even I don't really understand what the scam is but basically they want you to go buy a bunch like best buy and target gift cards and put a bunch of money on them or like I don't know it's like a whole gift card scam somebody in the comments is going to explain it explain it this episode is brought to you by quo guys spring is a natural reset point and if you've been putting off cleaning up the messier parts of your business now is the time streamlining your communication is one of the quickest and easiest upgrades you can make guys from a guy that runs a business communication is key and finding ways to make that communication even better is what will separate you from the rest and that's why today's episode is brought to you by close both Q you owe the smart way to run your business and run your business communications quo is the number one rated 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over some KitKats some KitKats no no no they took all the KitKats Kim 12 tons of KitKats were stolen holy shit over tons of KitKats were stolen who in the hell is the fat cat thief who's the who is the fat cat thief 12 tons yes I'm gonna read this news article and I break that someone give me the weight of one singular KitKat bar because that's 24,000 a total of 413 793 KitKat bars were stolen 413 thousand yes 413 thousand KitKat bars were stolen off of a truck I believe the vehicle and its contents remain unaccounted for and investigations are ongoing in close collaboration with local authorities and supply chain partners so more than 400,000 KitKat Chagall bars wearing around 12 times from a truck in Europe were stolen who the villain like a like a seventh grader he's like just like sit in that school Willy Wonka supplies low yeah he said oh stop that truck he's gonna take over the trap he's gonna stop having this cane he said yeah KitKat's mine he goes them little oompa loompas getting angry back he's feeding the streets again I mean there was KitKats see 400,000 KitKats it's common just drug supply Willy Wonka was running the streets he was supplying all the streets with kick with a chocolate then KitKat took over the trap they came in they came over his corner over your trap yeah and then Wonka said nah that walk came back oompa loompas strap up we get ready for a high I took over I took 400,000 KitKat bars 12 tons of your supply dog you're not touching my palace you know many oompa loompas you have to have to take 12 tons oh my god KitKat part probably had about two legions of oompa loompas that's a lot that's a ton of chocolate 24,000 pounds chocolate that is a lot of chocolate well there's how much chocolate they make I want somebody right now CJ can you put up like a graphic on the screen of what 400,000 KitKat bars looks like or like what's an area we can figure this out later what is an area that 400,000 KitKats could cover like yeah it'd be like a whole like that's a lot I don't I can't fathom what 12 tons looks like or feels like yeah I can't even an elephant one time table that's just they tell me when your kids I keep it simple and all elephants weigh a ton isn't like you've never touched one Mrs. Fitzgerald well that's talking about that's actually true because not every elephant no I'm saying not every elephant can weigh the same exactly means it's not true I didn't know until just now I thought that was my metric of a ton an elephant I'd be like oh it's a ton you are you're being dead serious I know I swear to God like that's that for 27 years on this earth yeah you thought that if someone said oh that's a ton there's a ton of pallets there's a ton of bricks you say oh it's an elephant yes I was my metric anytime I hear a hundred yards of football field I thought it was the same thing okay but that's a that's just a fact and I don't agree with that every I don't agree with that at all because there's no way I've been to my middle school like you're gonna like a high school football stadium like a regular high school football stadium yeah and then you walk in to Jerry World that football field is not the same size the football field is the same no it's not the same thing with basketball court reception it's all the other no it's saying they would basketball courts right 94 feet like I've gone to a park the court is is factually larger than high school though is it yes I thought it was 94 feet regardless no no no no well I never made it to that level sorry I didn't know yeah no but a football field you don't see the fifth yard line 45 40 41 and a half you don't see there's no extra yard but you can't tell me that it's the same size it just doesn't look it like you know what I'm saying that man look it what wait it doesn't look it what does that matter I'm just saying like it's it's it's something that's always been on my mind of like it because the Hendrickson Hawks football stadium can sit maybe 800 human beings Jerry World can fit a hundred and eight thousand of course it's not gonna look it the same the field is the same the sports the same shout to Hendrickson High School I'm gonna be back in Austin sorry what is it for the for the you should know house tour you should know podcast house tour we're going on tour to Austin Texas takes available now you should know studios I don't know what is it oh Hawks I'd rather be fat than fly rather than fly than fat rather be flying fat you wouldn't know I wouldn't know so but this is not the only there's a lot of chocolate I was going on so mean to that's so well we said that because flying fat you go you wouldn't know yeah that is me no I love it but this is not the only massive chocolate I used to have taken place recently in Europe what the f*** happened in Europe dog why they're stealing chocolate there was a British man sentenced to 18 months in jail in July of 2023 for stealing 200,000 chocolate eggs what do you want with chocolate eggs like what do you like no no no walk us the new Griselda talk walk as a king pin dynasty in Europe it's walking this he's got his cane is top and he goes Jeffrey the eggs are out today grab them for me it's William Escobar mass up he's ready to go to jet a man went to jail for a year and a half over chocolate eggs and we're going to that it's not like you can do anything with 200,000 eggs you guys you got you got you are you are you calling every seventh grader that sells snacks in their schools and you're just the plug yeah chocolate eggs what do you do with that will Escobar he has to be upset this makes why are you stealing chocolate and the job just because it has an expiration date it's not you can hold on to this forever 400 and it's not like there's a there's not like a limit like on chocolate in Europe there's a lot of chocolate in Europe obviously yeah but you go to any story and we're gonna be in Europe for the YSK house where tickets are available now at you should know studios dot com that was beautiful I just don't understand why are people gonna buy your stolen chocolate eggs yeah why are people gonna buy your stolen Wonka Escobar a kid cat yeah it's strange there's still stores everywhere it's strange what are you melting it down what were they gonna build the next chocolate Eiffel Tower telling you doing some weird little rehabilitation project Willy Wonka needs a second factory I'm ten a second fact he's got the he's got that continent on yeah he's running you got his gunners going out and in stopping truck loads yeah people are stopping that's that's that's that's a fast and furious they have electronics I said no we just want to catch I was told truck I was told we go to Europe to be careful about like your jewelry your your watches stuff like that now I'm not carrying chocolate on my person yeah just always just run up on me and take my eggs dude okay you just said that and that made me think this there's this guy that I think he's freshly new to tick-tock I'm gonna say black I don't he's black but how'd you know like this oh no no it was coming out you know it wasn't he's black it's like it's like a fighting urge no but he does so he my short load out here you're moving so much he does I hope I can say this but he does like knife tricks like okay so he does he like makes disappear actually pretty cool I don't remember his name I'm sorry disappear makes nice this is here like he does these tricks and he calls them like he's like the start of the video he's like these are three new knife tricks that I've made and I've named them myself please enjoy and he goes into it there's like metal music in the background and he's like looking at you intently he's like this is called the corridor whatever some it's like but but you literally don't see it like very good sleight of hand and I was just sitting there I watched the video and I was like I was actually cool I went to the comments every single comment was like you would literally be the king of England if you came here they said you would be the greatest villain in history because they don't have good I always forget that like how are we in 2026 well now you're getting some political yeah I'm saying like that's why I'm safe seems nice that seems very nice yeah okay I have a hot take on that and like but I don't because we're going to England for our YSK house for tickets are available now you should know studios calm so I don't want to say anything crazy and then whenever they get there Monday I'm running me down let's say it on stage man then running me down oh yeah I will man now if I see a shiesty in the crowd in our show because we're coming to London in Manchester tickets are available you should know studios calm and if you come with a shiesty I mean Robbie is profiling he said you're out of it and he goes it's just cope mendem it's just big coat we pissing day for a point in it and I'm just a boy can I say this okay so we are going to manage this out we are going to Manchester and London for our tour coming up tickets are available now I am not excited to go over there oh I take hot take oh boiling high I am very excited okay I am excited because I get to see James and Foo-Hod and I get to see my lights in beauty in front of me yes like I'm very excited to see them I'll just take Foo-Hod we'll go kick it you'll have a little date okay that's fine I don't think I'm gonna get my nutritional needs over there no yeah actually no else food is and I'm convinced there's no and I was telling James about this I was telling James about this when we were texting because we text voice notes to be honest I mean his voice sounds great over DMs by the way so he made me sign India so I was telling him I was like hey I was like do you have any tips for whenever we go out to your hometown of London Manchester and he goes now you're gonna have a great time and I was like yeah but the food situation what do y'all eat and he goes we eat the same thing you do and I go no you don't know you don't ballax don't they eat like beans in the morning in toast a bunch of assortments of teas they don't have like ribs do they oh no oh no they don't eat burgers over there that's some burgers they probably have burgers but it's probably I mean they definitely have McDonald's they call Mackie's they do really Mackie's see I don't fry as Mackie's in a shake but the thing about that makes American burgers so good is the GMO oh my pollution I want my burgers injected with things that are gonna ruin me in 20 years yes I don't care like in the physical moment I get a dopamine hit that is unbeatable yes I take a bite and I go God I can see everything I can smell colors I am living yes I don't want to go my tummy hurts later that night that's fine you live where your feet are yes I don't want to go to London and feel good after I eat a burger that's not what burgers are for I'll eat cabbage now walk around I'll jump on the back of a trolley and can I say they don't have sunshine over there they really they look great oh so scary like it looks like I mean Gotham city and I don't want to go there I thought I was the only one I do not want to walk around at night over there I know I wouldn't walk around I'm not like in New York it's like okay clutch your pearls a little bit hella lights there's LED lights everywhere there's signs all sorts you could still see I feel like there's not enough dopamine in Manchester or London I feel like if I walk around in London at night like Dr. Hyde and Jekyll are like coming out from a corner like it's gonna be dude I do not those things with the fish with the teeth those memes used to be like the London actually I feel like those are physical creatures they're gonna come around the corner the fish people yeah I do not want to be around and I just feel like there's a lot like does it seem I don't they might sadness they might it's it's I'm naturally depressed like I'm naturally depressed and I live in a great city I don't want to go to the gray city where I gotta go there too I don't have the boys off the tube that's what you're gonna say about us like I feel like there's no I got my ticket to the boys from the tube pissing night for a pint in it I'm gonna be like these are this is the same species this is me yeah it can't be it can't like the sun doesn't go to London does it no it's constant nighttime yeah a lot of clouds a lot of gray ah dude I'm so glad you said that I thought I was the only one yeah but tickets are available now at usunosudios.com so maybe it will change our mind when you go there we can talk about it in person when you come to our show. There we have to see me in Manchester Youshunosudios.com what I was gonna say about 15 minutes ago by the way yeah tell me I forgot okay three days ago I had to go to the gym early remember yeah I had to go or I'd miss the workout so I literally forced myself I'm talking like eyes crusty driving to the gym very tired for whatever reason when I get to the gym I have to finish my drink before I go in so I go let me do them for a little bit I get to a video of the best the top five WWE returns of all time oh yeah oh it's those are the best videos ever the best pops they're the best pops yeah best videos okay so it goes through it was the edge one at the Royal Rumble yeah like 2020 or something John Cena yeah get Roman Reigns it was the Brock Lesnar against John okay and I forgot what the last one is but then all of a sudden I'm sitting there I'm just like man I look up in my rear view I am crying I am a grown man full blown tears are coming down my cheek from both eyeballs I was crying and I literally out loud went what the f*** is wrong with me no I swear to God watching WWE returns like they're like war veterans coming back home it's crazy like that is oh my god I love me some WWE I mean obviously I have I have gotten goosebumps I would never cry publicly over John Cena coming back at money in the bank it was the Brock one that didn't for me no crying for Brock Lesnar is f***ing crazy no because it was a build up it was the edge when it was the John and then that Brock he said and I literally looked up I was like full blown tears coming down my eye and the way you just said like the like the soldiers coming home yeah that was the exact feel no it's inses specular or are many women every time I watch those videos I cry too yeah every single time but okay well was it a sad thing I don't do that I was a mess I don't know what happened like I was going through something I was clearly tired I didn't probably didn't want to be at the gym I died that sound of Brock Lesnar returning the look on John Cena's face the emotions of the people that were there like it's like I felt good that they all got to feel good in that moment a lot of things that made you greater gone that's such a simple but hurtful sentence a lot of the things that made you greater gone oh my god that is so simple but good that's so mean oh it's so mean things that made you greater gone oh this episode is brought to you by booking dot com I haven't got to say if you're looking to grow your vacation rental business I know a lot of people out there are they got vacation rental businesses what's the point of a business grow it exactly this is the place to be booking dot com is one of the most downloaded travel apps in the world not in the US not in Canada in the world the world since 2010 they've helped over 1.8 billion that's billion with a b vacation rental guests find places to stay that's billion with a b 1.8 billion but here's the thing most vacation rental hosts don't even realize 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great part about flying is when you get to your your seat and then no one sits in those two seats next to you and you're like oh i got the whole row to myself yes well now there's an option to just have the whole row but instead of it being individual seats it comes up to where it transforms into a bed kind of situation when you can lay on and they just rolled these out this is a real thing this is a real thing united airlines has talked about it happening right now happening right now on certain of their certain amount of their air buses so is it so that okay so it's still three seats yes but if you elect the option to have the lay down yes then it becomes like a bench thing it comes like it goes up like this and you can just lay on it you get blanket service at all it's really nice on united and can i say this i don't know if i would want that why because i don't like being sideways on planes i don't like being sideways in many things in life it's it's i don't like it's not fun sideways my hips well your hips are that of an 80 year old woman that's still trying to give birth yeah i mean just dust and shouldn't happen but like i don't think that as cool and as innovative as that is i don't think i would want to do it i don't think yeah i mean i don't know like i think i think people just underestimate even if my first off if you're on the window side yes this is not a straight wall it's really like this yes it's curved so i'm like this i'd be like that with my feet up yes thank you and that's not comfy now if i'm on the aisle side you have no back support what am i just gonna fall back thank you and no one's thinking about that like yes you can lay down with there's more like there's these recliner systems almost like come up and you can lay down on it but what's your back going on unless you're a small person you can just lay down flat on that and you have not that you have a terrible back oh i got i got curvature in my back but what okay that curves well good morning is this a why do you think they did this though why do you think they made it because i think a lot of people want that a lot of people like oh yes i get the whole what's the okay but what's the premium i don't know i haven't found any price about it because i don't think they've rolled that out yet but it can't do you think it should be more or less expensive than a first class it has to be less expensive and it has to be right has to if is it do you know if if the bench seat fold away system that you're still sitting at 24d yeah you just get to prop your feet up is more expensive than a first class ticket because a lot of the first class premiums you get to get on the plane early which i don't get the the excitement about that and you get the free alcohol you get the food you get the snacks you get the two free checked bags now if i'm paying more for the whole lay down and i don't get the extra snacks the food or the alcohol or the early morning then what's the point that's stupid no that's stupid that is very bro i'm thinking okay hear me out i actually i was talking to somebody i actually said this about maybe like two three weeks ago i think with what elon is doing with tesla how he's starting to get to the like completely autonomous taxis right yes he rolled out in austin and i said i'm going to austin for our tour by the way i don't think it'll be too long till stuff like that hits aviation now what i mean what i mean no i have never no no no no you get on a plane with from tesla from elon i don't care who is front you have a cyber choker and you have to name out of it take the name out of it if you would you get on a fully autonomous plane it is it is proven it's certified for safety they've done test flights but there is not a single staff on board there's not a singular staff on board the people that come down and give you the drinks and the little pretzels and the little the little garden salsa sunnies no robot let me tell you up in the flight there's no one there it's just a robot plane in no world would i get on a plane that has no pilot really why would you why would you you get you have done a full self-driving i'm on the ground i'm on the ground and i could take over whenever i still can stuff can still be fatal listen no no no listen i would not ask i would venture there's so much more corrective technology in a plane there's in a car can i say this though when i'm in my self-driving truck if i don't want to self-drive anymore i just take over if i'm 57 000 feet in the air i mean that's not that's not a commercial flight and a flight you are out of the atmosphere like that is a that's a significant way up and the plane is flying itself and i'm starting to get a little panics i'm getting a little scared z's oh but that's you i can't just take over but that's you that's not the plane or if there's not not even just me if there's not a person in there that could take over when something goes wrong that's insane work who would ever get on that like i understand if there's a pilot on board but it's still fully autonomous right it's so fully autonomous but they got a backup guy okay that that might because that's what they do with autopilot anyway and any pilot that does autopilot you that's not good don't you fly my but hear me out have you seen have you seen the uh what's the movie with uh tom hanks he lands on the Hudson what does that call it for free willy sully sully so free willy sully when they when the birds hit their engines they start going down the guy his copilot literally has to go through this manual it says if you don't have this hit that so i'm saying that's not too far fetched to have an a i agent that is built into the plane that if this happens you're checking this if this light goes on you go to the who's checking it me the ai that's what ai is already no camp dude my ai misson newbis is misson newbis is stupid misson newbis is dumb now she's told me the the most i asked her what you were misson newbis well we call each other that oh god i asked her i asked her what time it was she told me it was like 2 p.m it was 7 30 at night like the dumb and you think i want misson newbis to fly me 70 000 being there she could never be a pilot she could never be a pilot there's there's way bigger and better ai so you would get on a plane that flies itself fully autonomous with no pilot on board now it would definitely have to be like years years years in the future like i okay i'll say this no way i would get on it once i have a personal record in my life of someone else you won't even get on a waymo no i'd get in a waymo you you could have and you said no because k rovin pierce got in it i saw how it went now i can get on a waymo i would never do that granted they almost hit a person yeah but there's not there's not too much foot traffic in the sky p are you nuts have you ever seen a the sky with no clouds you think there's more traffic for plight traffic for planes than there is cars i live by the airport so yeah in the sky a jack wagon not when they're on the wheels they're in the sky they're just not high i see dude i see people go there's so many times yes yes there's so many times i look out my window up at the sky and i see helicopters commercial flights private flights like intersecting kim look how many flights go out of day internationally millions no sir no sir yes there is millions millions of people you think there's okay i want you to think about this i want you to think about this from the time a runway a bird takes off a plane yes a plane takes off and that runway gets cleared for someone else to land and then that plane everything what do you think the time is for just once so say for example where they come from for like a 36 for a 36 is playing to leave to its destination another one to land terminal all the way to that and then clean that plane and then another one just one plane just one one terminal yeah probably 10 minutes 30 minutes sometimes a double park payton it's it's 20 minutes it is 20 you're no i see the people walk off the plane before i'm even on that that's different there's because there's rules and restrictions they got a check and refuel then why did you tell me 10 minutes you're saying by the time it gets there no i'm saying from from from just from gate a 36 this plane takes off what does that matter when there's a thousand terminals in one airport and that's one airport with seven airports in our city we have two two big ones we have two like ones and there's nowhere near a thousand gates kim there's like a thousand airlines india fw private stuff like that there's thousands of them everywhere there is one by the studio we were looking at it was called like i don't want to say it but it was like it had like two choppers in there there's plate there's millions of flights going out daily there's not millions of flights going out daily i didn't know you're not we need a fact check on that i 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balloon like they're not like that's not the set it's not latex that's not a balloon i'm allergic to latex literally like uh that's some that could like sail the black sea or whatever careful that is a map okay that is a map it is a map tarp is a perfect word it is huge yeah okay i don't understand this because you're blowing hot air in it that's what i'm saying how the hell do hot air balloons work because all it is like just think how simple this science is it is a basket right a basket it's a bread basket that can hold five humans in it and then all it's got is a big oven on top of it and you just flick the fireplace on and then there's a there's a balloon on top of it and if you set fire to the balloon you're up in the air and hollow you're off to make no sense let's go pick up the groceries to cut oh and then then you throw in there's controls up there you can control hot air balloon oh there's people hitting cutting off the gas turning it whoa there's steering wheels and hot air balloons i don't know about a whole steering wheel but i know there's levers for the the gas the fire they go oh a little too high let's drop it down oh no problem craig i didn't know there was pilots all right we're good get back to cruising out to hey how do you land a hot air balloon cut the heat off no we're making a cold how do you not just plummet i don't know dude i got that's i'm with no this is nuts i'm with you on this one we need to like what we need to be educated we need to look it up okay i'm gonna pull up a picture of a hot air balloon cj put this on screen we need to pull it up i've never understood it and i honestly don't because somebody made a tick tock how we don't google things and i'm gonna google it right now oh you that's a big balloon oh they're massive okay i just found one cj i'm gonna send this to you this picture literally has at least 15 people on this hot air balloon and the strings are this thin yeah like get out of here dude i i don't understand first of all i don't understand the takeoff because where is the balloon whenever you take off okay the ground because this is i want to work this out before you somebody they have it sitting off to the side like a bonnet it's like in the back right there oh oh blow me dry because so there's a balloon sitting on the ground on the grass right everybody's in the basket a guy turns on a lamp and then the air balloon just knows to come over here it starts to fill up how if it's over there if the if the heat is right here in the balloons over there's an opening there's an opening like that opening on what to where the heat goes into the balloon but if the balloons over here how the hell if the heat's here and the balloon's here how the hell is the balloon getting up here and then going up it's how i'm saying how do we get the balloon erect think about like a regular balloon you know how there's a little blow hole but the heat is here and the balloon is here Peyton it's not leaving though it's going into the balloon. No, there's space. It's not connected. It's not like this. It's like this. But there's no things here. Sorry. There's no thing connecting it here to here. The balloon is connecting it. It's its own thing. When you're in a hot air balloon, you're not encompassed in the balloon. There's space in between. You can go like this and you're not in the balloon. You can see out. Okay. So how can you from the basket? Listen. We're taking off the basket. There's some air. You can go couple of these. You can get some hand scissors, right? Then there's an opening to the balloon. Where's the balloon? The balloon is above you. When we're on the ground, it's off to the side. You're not getting it. You're not getting it. So if the balloon is- Give me a f***ing balloon. Oh my god. Give me a f***ing balloon. Give me the- give me the- give me- give it to me. A different whiteboard. Give me a different whiteboard. Oh my god. Why is it so hard? No, give f***ing you. Why is it so hard? No, no, give me- Oh no, you suck. No, no, no, no. Oh, I caught more. No, give me that marker. Give me that marker. No, but you're gonna explain it because you looked it up. I wanna give you mine. I did not look it up. I see it on your phone. This is just talking about why it says warm air is less dense and it caused it to rise. Okay, let me just give you mine. Let me give you mine and then you can- because you're probably gonna be- You probably look it up because you have useless knowledge. You have useful time. You're probably gonna do some dumb s*** that makes you sound right for two seconds. It's not. It's not. You're gonna leave the conversation. That's what you're gonna do. Listen, listen. You're gonna say no balloon, balloon makes no air f***ing you. You're wrong. And then you're gonna go- Listen. Next topic. Can you try to ate mile me? Look, this is how hot air balloons work when they're filled up, right? They got the big balloon, that's the balloon, right? There's tethers here. Yes. With the basket, right? Yes. And there's people. All this is open space, right? Yes. There's nothing connecting the heat to the balloon. It's open space, right? So if you're- now we're gonna take it back to step one, level one, right? There are people in the basket, right? There's people in the basket, right? Yes. The heater is right here with the flames. Yes. The balloon is down here. How the hell does that fill up if the heat is coming up here and not filling the balloon? Give me the board. Give it to me now. This, everything you said was right. And that is why I am baffled that you can't understand this. Okay? This is your precious little basket. That's your basket. You got people. Boom, boom, boom. Okay? You got the little tethers. Here's the opening, right? I don't know. What part are we at? I just- I just- I was like- Ask it. People. Yeah. Open space. This is your heater, right? Yes. Show the flame. Show the flame. Okay. Here's the flame. There for you, Bubba. So if we're already in the sky, the balloon is like this, right? It's already nice. Oh, I think I just did that. Okay, right? So we're not in the sky yet, kids. Nope. So our balloon is hanging off to the side like a big old bonnet, right? No, that's wrong though, because in the regular pictures, the flame is not connected to the balloon. How do you think the flame gets in the balloon? That's what I'm saying. I'm not understanding the middle part. There's no- This is all a balloon! When they cut the heater on- You're trying to piss me off. When they cut the heater on, they cut the flame on, it's gonna start- It's like- It's literally like a balloon. Have you never seen a balloon being blown up? It's different, because in a regular balloon, that's mouth to tip. You know all about that. Take- Take the regular balloon. Take- I want you to answer me this. Yes. Balloon. Take the regular balloon. Take it off your lips. Here we go. Okay. So I go like this, and I get- it will work. If it's something as strong as hot air, supposedly is to these balloons. It's on the ground, is what I'm saying. How if the things stay- So the flame starts sideways too? Peyton. I'm done. I don't really care anyway. I'm never gonna hire a balloon. That's white people sh- You've never seen a black dude. Hey, Dario, you ever gonna hire a hot air balloon? Told you. You ain't never gonna see a black dude on a hot air balloon. You're never gonna see it. Never gonna see it. Never seen it. Close your eyes and imagine it. You can't. That's like trying to imagine a dragon. You will never imagine dragons. Now pick me. I forgot the other song. I feel it in my bones enough to make my sister moan. Oh. Is that not the- is it- no, boy. We're not making- I'm making sister's moan. That's not the words? No. Wait, hold on. Let me- let me sing it again. I feel it in my bones enough to make my sister moan. Because I was singing as a twin sister like telepathy. Like it pains. You know when your twin feels pain? They can feel it. Welcome to the new age. Wait, what is that? What's the other big song? I feel it in my bones enough to make my sister moan. Welcome to the new age. To the new age. Welcome to the new age. To the new age. Wait, what's the words? No, but- does that make sense though? Enough to make my sister moan? No, bubba. It doesn't. Grown. Not really. I'm not talking about a sister in the song. Enough to make my sister moan. Enough to make my sister moan. Sister blow! Welcome to the- that's- I think it might be from Arkansas. I think it's from Truss. He's making a sister moan. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm radioactive! Speaking of being black. I have a quick- what? Speaking of being black, we're talking about how black people will never get in the hot air. But you're not black. Well, I know I'm not, but I'm saying speaking about people being black. Would you want to be? Well, I want to be black. In a certain situation. I want to be myself. I like being camera Michael Kennedy. Oh, that's called giving up. That's called giving up? No, but the bringing up the- now this- now it might not be about speaking about being black, but I saw you the other day and for the first time in about, I don't know, four years I saw you had a wife beater on underneath your- She's called a tank top. You had a tank top on underneath your shirt. Yeah, so? Now I- now we've discussed this way back in time, like in college. Like I'm pulling up like a 10 year old conversation. I'm bringing it to the air, right? Okay. What is the purpose of the beater? What is the purpose of the tank top? Why do we wear them? Because I'm not- Who's we? I thought it was- Oh, no, no, I'm not gonna lie. I went through a phase 100% warm to fit in with my brother. So you're saying black people only wear tank tops under the shirts? No, no, and it's really not because I see a lot of fellow Caucasians wear them as well. A lot of Caucasians get corn roasts. Yeah, well, yeah, that doesn't make it right, but I'm saying genuinely. Yeah. Why do we wear them under the shirt? It's a cleanliness thing. Never would have guessed that. It's a- well, it's- yeah, it's- how does that make you more cleanliness? It's because you're separating your skin from your nice garments, like right? So that's for like sweat protection and like deodorant and all that. That's what I thought it was. Yeah. Sweat, because I sweat like a- Yeah, you sweat like a little. I sweat like a stuck little pig. Sorry, that might be a bit much. And I'm sitting there sweat trying to get back to my mama. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! That's me. I don't know. I'm sorry. But so it's a cleanliness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because that's like with y'all y'all wear y'all just wear your feet out and like You know what I mean? Like yesterday the gym this dude had no shoes. No socks. He was walking around. Let's see y'all people. He did and he was of our kilt. Never seen it tank top. No, no, no. Never seen it tank top. He's watched every anime there ever been. How dude, you know that that's what they say is one of the biggest uniters through cultures is anime. Yeah. I don't really watch them. I used to watch anime only when I like when I used to like- and I was never a big smoker But I used to smoke just sometimes. Yeah, just a little bit here and there. Yeah, when I used to smoke that gas Who nice It's like I never used to be a big smoker really dude, but when I would hit that Absolute reggie in that white cream puff owl print roll-up thing you go super specific But I used to smoke that gas. Oh, yeah, why you smoke that gas? I think the first time I ever smoked in a shake I don't think it was terrible. No, bro No, I can't definitely bought a grand for like 40 dollars Are you sure tyrese really that's it 40 bucks. I said dude, where can I send the tip? You're like, where's your iPad flip the iPad? I'll tip you. I got dude. I'll tip right now. Come on. Honestly You're doing me a favor. Tell me where you got this from. I can just go to him next time There's no need to make you make a trip brother. There's no hell I know here's you know what here's five for gas appreciate it man, can you roll it for me? No, you got somebody to roll. No, I'm not gonna lie one time. I don't want to say this on the free I'll say on a patreon deal. Yeah Wow funny Wow, what a taste I smoked that gas Um, can I get into something real quick and we can get out of here go for it ajlee? I'm not gonna lie. What size shirt is that dog? I've been looking at the whole episode I've been looking at the whole episode. What size shirt is that? It's an XL. Okay, then that's that's that's that's that unisex Light it up Light it up Is that her song? No, I'm just singing it because I feel like it. I don't really know ajlee's song from being honest Like it's not it's not like it's not like ingrained like other ones. I'm going to wrestle mania by the way Now what did you think I was singing that was a theme song of who? Um I tried to do the great kali and you started getting sexy I'm not gonna lie vintage great kali could get it dude. He was he was he was hot and he had good He had like pretty solid english like he was good at his job at being a professional. He wasn't he was good Great kali the great kali. You don't think that he brought the punjabi prison match to the ww You don't think he was good. No, I'm saying like crushed rave misterios skull that ruined me He opened the turnbuckle up and like that was the first time I've ever seen an exposed turnbuckle You're like, what is that? I said, oh my god, there's so much more to this game. I don't know. Yeah God, it's incredible. But um, no, you're swagger Poor horn swagger man. They left this under the ring That's so unfortunate. That's so disrespectful. I want to see what is under a ring and you can easily look that up It's I mean it's like back in like 2007 when we watched wwe. Yeah, like it's like, oh, I wonder what's under there Like but now everything is just like you can find everything just the blissfulness of a child Dude if tommy invincible doesn't come out night one of wrestlemany because that's the one i'm going to i'm gonna be real upset You think tommy and ventzels coming out at wrestlemania. Yeah, is there rumors? No No, but I do know somebody that's coming back And that's not public knowledge But also wwe changes everything so quick so it might not be the same but And I wasn't told this by anybody at wwe. 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I always wanted to know how this certain thing worked or what this thing was and even now as a 27 year old I still don't know it Oh god Well, I actually hit something that people call adulthood and I understood and answered a lot of those you might have Skip that part, but I'm here. Okay. Well, maybe you can answer this for me As an adult, I still want to know who the dealer was and dealer no deal who the guy is In that upper tower That was silhouetted out. Who was that guy and how do you have so much money? Do you know what I'm saying? That's a good question. That is such a good question. That is not where I thought you were going like you were sitting up there Oh my god, just like that guy wasn't doing a Thing that guy. I mean you you want an honest sad answer. That's probably That is probably the lowest paid person in that entire He literally was just sitting there behind the screen that gave him a silhouette. He didn't do He didn't make a single call. He didn't do anything. His whole job. Oh my god What if it was an animatronic? Because they didn't want to pay somebody to sit there. So they just had an animatronic that would just move Oh my god. Oh my god, because he kind of did make the same emotes all the time And they had to have him emoting. What did he used to do? A lot of head a lot of rocking and like why are we just allowing if he really is the dealer? First off, he has mob ties clearly. He has so much money second off Why is he allowing people to just come in get buddy buddy with howie mandel and then have a chance to steal his money? Yeah, like there's no repercussions. No, they're doing nothing to earn that. There's like, oh, what's up? Howie million dollars. Yeah, let's go for it right there case 22. We all thought he was black right though the dealer Yeah, yeah, I thought it's every like character big in the bald for me as a child Yeah, it's every might be insensitive. It's every character that you don't have a hundred percent confirmation of their identity. They're black Really? Yeah No, yes, no, they're not like like blues clues like the dog black dog. That's a black dog Barney I already said this black man Barney is not like I never Barney lived by Sarah I What Barney lived by my girlfriend I'm gonna say it again What because Barney real Barney the real Barney Barney was filmed in Dallas like the original show what? Yes, we're we're the proud owners and right holders of Barney. Yes. It was filmed in Dallas That's why I'm telling me Selena Gomez all them that are on Barney are from Dallas Selena Gomez is from Dallas Yes Selena Gomez is from Dallas, bro. I'm learning so much about my city the Jonas brothers lived in Dallas for like most of their child did The Jonas brothers are from Dallas. Yes, where do they live? I don't know. I think like northern Dallas Wow, I was talking to Frankie and he was he was saying that and I was like, oh, wow, I didn't know that Anyway, yeah, so so Dallas is lit. So Barney lived by my girlfriend as a kid That's strange and she said he was a black guy. She was like, he was a black guy That's why I never would have thought Barney was black. Yeah, you know, you know, she's black. No, it was black. Yeah, why? because she was in Africa Probably should have chilled out on the word, you know, but Uh, yeah, she was she was an African princess. I'm assuming she's black. Yeah, they didn't say we were down in South Africa I think I just think a lot of the characters and I maybe it's me because we didn't have representation I've said this before but like I had to put them as black people like Dario Oh, no, there's some power Rangers that were all of them are black. Oh my god You ain't a white boy moving like that power range. Oh teenage ninja turtles. I know I understand their turtles But if they were humans black, yeah, their names alone Oh, their names are more like grecian Their names are kind of from the Mediterranean. Michelangelo Michael Angelo Donatello Donatello Leonardo Leonardo might be white Leonardo is very much like the Italian He definitely wears cashmere garments Leonardo sounds like the name of someone that can absolutely swoop your way from you dude. I named Leonardo. Yeah, I would let Leonardo Time out Leonardo's an incredible name. It's so sexy. I might name my kid Leonardo Payton, my name is Cameron. No, you have a name. Can I say that? There's no goat like can I say you come from like the most like nuclear family name of all time. What do you mean? Mike Lisa Cam like it's like that's that's that's pretty white. See you at least have a goat You have multiple goats that have your name like Peyton Peyton Manning. Who's the other one Peyton? Isn't there a little picture? Peyton. Peyton. Pritcher got that ball on a screen. He's not a goat camera I got cam newton, but his name is actually cam or is it Cameron newton? regard, okay back to the kid back to the kid thing. Yeah, sorry Do you have it? I thought you were going completely different route. No, you went what you said that that's hilarious questions You had as a kid that still aren't answered. Do you have any this technically still fits that agenda? I always thought as a kid if I went to the store, but didn't buy anything. Do they think I'm stealing? I always thought that wow Does that not is that not sound logic? Yes, that is true, but it depends. Is that a grocery store or a store grocery store? Wow, no, no, no because grocery store is big enough. They don't forget about me. Okay. I mean anything Clothing store. Yeah, store clothing store anything. I used to think they would think I was broke Which I would I used to think they thought I was stealing because I might go and be like dude I totally want that yugioh shirt. I go up to the yugioh shirts $20 I'm eight years old I have zero dollars and I go. Hmm. That won't work. Yeah, and I walk out and they go What's that little thief doing? Wow? No, I've never had that to this day. That's never been answered because I like That could still happen if you because my thing is Why are you walking in the store? You walked into the store with purpose. You walked into the store for a reason Yeah, now that's how I always treat you want to start a window shop. Yeah, but you're not exactly no shop You're not required to buy something. I'm so glad Darryl is here now. God Okay, do you have another one? What's another? Oh, yeah, how the f*** did the fushigi work? I still do that the magical fushigi so bad. I never understood it in the little fushigi Oh, yeah, that's from Star Wars. Yeah, I don't know what that was What the f*** was fushigi You ever see like a What was that like what was that fushigi? fushigi What is that fushigi? What are you talking about? Oh my god, you don't know that from is that jar jar? No, that's not jar jar. That's not the uh, oh it's the The little people in star wars they go fushigi You've never are they saying fushigi? I don't know if they're saying fushigi The little bears the little no not the not the ewoks the ewoks don't say that it's the little sand people You can't say the sand people in the big 26 that movie came out in the 70s you can say it I'm gonna f*** myself dude. I can't you can't make me laugh again. You can't make me laugh again What the fushigi? I don't know. Oh my god It's a little because I can't remember of the name of their kind Nah, dog. They're kidding. No, they're seriously. It's um, I'm gonna say I'm gonna look it up. Yes, enter in small people We need like a producer like on a on a thing. They'll get pop Yes, dude, it's oh my god But the reason I'm laughing so hard is because that just came out like subconsciously I know we're talking about the ball based on The search results. There's no direct connection between fushigi. I contact juggling ball toy at star wars Okay, no, you can't put connection between fushigi and star wars. I'm gonna say fushigi people Say no stop saying fushigi say little sand people in star wars Jaw is a jaw is javas. Yes, they didn't say they didn't they go wait a minute No, yes, but there's a little race of people in there that they're like saying it like that It's galaxy's combined dog. It's not america and north america the brazil side. It's galaxy Yeah, but the way you do a human man making love to like a synapeed looking woman It's star wars You hop in a car and you go light speed and you're in a different planet a different system That's who you look like who job of the hut. I do not look like job of the hut in the slightest you For men in black No, no, I did not I said you're like god. Why'd you call me that? Whenever whenever he calls me cricket just muting it will sound like he said it All right, I have one more dude the one that I believe for the longest and I don't know why But if you swallowed bubblegum it would stay in your stomach for seven years I believe that you have some white people folktales like no one we never white. Yes. I swallowed gum like a bandit Are you crazy? I was swallowing. Why were you swallowing gum and what the birds to eat it? Because the disney uh pass it on or whatever it's called whenever they the green disney and they had all the disney cast singing Like we are the world like michael jackson And I was like i'm not littering a day in my life. So I swallowed that I took one for the team Dude, I have michael jackson's greatest 20 hits in music video form on a dvd at my house really? Yes I used to watch that with my father We also have acdc live at donnington from the 90s in england And blue man group when they went on their north american tour never was a fan of the blue man group They always kind of creep me out. They gave black energy too. I think well, I think they're actually confirmed white Yeah, and those are obvious whites because you can see them. No, but they're blue. You can see their facial features That's true. Yeah, like you could paint you blue. I'm not last Like you know what I mean? That's like like look at pierce paint him blue White as oh, yeah, god. Oh you paint pierce blue. Whoo He goes paint me blue because I'm back the blue. Yeah, he goes you paint me blue He goes you make sure to throw a couple of straps and stars on there too Oh my god, all righty. All right. Well, that was fun. Good episode. We're on tour What a absolute madness of an episode I they can't I cannot believe you don't know what i'm talking about when I say I will find that for you holy I better find your loving. Oh you talk to me dad something just in case I don't I don't believe you said it earlier. I might have missed it though, but The presale and the tour merch is available right now as well. Just in case the presale I'm saying because it's like tickets are live, but the tickets are live. Yeah, but I'm saying presale of what? I don't know. I met kind of like like it's not obviously don't sell no No, no, but people just let me finish people think tour merch. They gotta get it at the shows I'm saying you can get that now. That's not called presale. That's called online. This is online So yeah, the merch is available online. It's available now. Yeah, the picture merch is available right now There's the picture. He already snapped before me. I can't have anything nice. You just don't do things right? I better find your loving I better find your sister moan I feel it in my bones enough to make my sister Oh, she got a big butt But got a big butt. I want some Appreciate you're coming back to episode 211 that is absolutely never understood that no one's ever gonna see that the widowkern They're all yeah, they're like Is there right you want to high school here? Didn't the burial boy in the backyard? Oh, yeah, dude that I mean talk about growing plants in that grass Holy Oh, you'd have you'd have a you'd have a stock of celery that comes out with arms. Why did my mom watch that come out like this? That'd be plants versus zombies for real the wickers definitely didn't have hoa did they oh Because I looked inside that house like oh no. Yeah, that's built that that would be Built they inherited that through 200 years. Yeah, but how did the build my Speaking of England because we're going to UK and Manchester English you should know studios.com. No, I'm just saying that Isn't like the king and the queen isn't like all that the royal family Isn't that a lot of now that all gets a little messy for me, right? I don't know because they're so Princess Diana was bad. If you know what I'm saying at rest in peace, but if that's what it brings you I don't know if that can stay because that's illegal, right? See, yeah, looks like he's crying I think is is that it is that an actual law? Yeah, you can't do that You can't hear me out. No, no, no Hear me out for it's crazy. No in the in the out. No. Hear me out. This is wild You got to mute that word, right? No, we're gonna end it here like like please god Don't keep this in either, but I'm saying no then let's just end it and then you can say it after okay That's all right. 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