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And now the bonfire with big J. O'Crossen and Robert Kelly. Jacob's back. He's all smiles. Jacob smiles, man. Good to be back, guys. I missed you all. Aw, man. Were you not here? Get to see me, man. Double thumbs up when you walk in. Miss your sense of humor. I missed the hell out of both of you. Aw, man. Hey, Jacob. I'll be back in New York. Who's got a smile on his face and two thumbs? This guy. Yeah. Hey, Christine. Good to see you. She's, uh, probably shiny. Black Lou, not in studio today from where I'm looking at him. I think he's in the U.N. or something. He's landing planes or something over there. Jesus Christ, what a setup. He's flying drones for America. I ran right now. Why is the beef? We have the meat. Yeah. Look at that screen. That Black Lou has a seven foot screen to match his seven foot... Wingspan? Uh, yep. This isn't even the TV wall is what you can't see. He's a bank of TVs. Yeah, dude. He's running some type of illegal betting or some shit. There's no reason to have that. Look at the size of that computer screen. His white in-laws are going to be the patsies when it all goes down. I don't know. He's going to be like, I have no idea. That's the smallest monitor in that room. He goes, I had a feeling my father-in-law was a crazy psychotic bookie. He goes to Best Buy and goes, how big do you want your monitor? He takes his penis out this big. I want it this big. Bobby, your mind was just blown by me by informing you. I got a Quest 3 delivered right to my house. Didn't have to go anywhere. Dude, I don't understand that though. I thought you had to go to Best Buy or Radio Shack. Radio Shack's gone, buddy. What? I'm sorry. Are you kidding me? I'm sorry. You're not going to be able to build your own radio flyer now. How am I going to get my soldering iron? Yeah. Where am I? He goes, what about that no-name RC car I wanted? Where am I going to get my boat? Am I going to get a drone from a company called Bill's Drones? Buddy, Door Dash. I don't know if Uber Eats will do this. Uber Eats will do drugstore for you. But Door Dash delivered my gigantic snow blower. I Door Dashed it. But how did you figure that out? I thought it was just food. I was looking up to snow blowers when I was looking them up and one of them had an option on Door Dash and I was like, that's impossible. And you look and it's like, yeah, within the next four hours it'll be at your house. How much does it cost to get it? It must be so much more. I don't think so. I love that we both have to look at women when we ask how much things are. Look up what the percentage is. It's got to be a high percentage. You got to go to a Best Buy and get it. When we got the snow blower and it showed up, I had already changed my mind. Christine said to the guy, he goes, yeah, I don't think we're going to do it. Can you bring it back? And he went, no. He just left it there. I'm like, I guess we have it now. And then it sucks. I'm going to buy it off you. No, I'm going to give it to you. I want to buy it off you. I'm going to take one of your shovels. I'm going to give you a shovel and buy it. What, how much? Wow. What? 40 to 91% high. Jesus Christ. Christ. Is that all? Do me a favor, Jay. Next time you want one, hire me. I'll do it for like 25 bucks. I didn't know that. Well, look here's the thing. That's insane. Well, here's the good thing. I guess he's got himself some MetaQuest at the house and didn't have to go out. Yeah, but guess who has the best buy down the street? Oh, not me. And Wayne? Down the street? Yeah. It's not far, dude. Not far. I mean, it's down 20. Dude, it's damn it is away. Bababi, they brought it right to my house on a Best Buy bag. I love that, but dude. With a 100% markup. That's all? How could you do that? I didn't know is how. But you did know it was. It just says the price. I'll be a cabbie on my life. On my life. On my life. It was like ordering food and I swear to you, for the snowblower and this, I would have assumed the fee was somewhere around seven to 10 bucks. You're paying double the amount for the food when you have it ordered too. No, no, that's not true. For food deliveries. No. Can you look that up? You don't have food delivered. Never. But I've looked that up. It's you're paying, I think 50%. 15 or 30% more. Yeah, it's way less. 40 to 100%. That's crazy. That's nuts, man. But listen. Okay, I guess who was playing Beat Saber this morning. Not you guys. Yeah, but it's right down the street. You know how excited that guy went with someone ordered a fucking, yeah, I'll take that job. That's a, that's $400 in my pocket. It's right down the street. No. Maybe. You know what? You deserve it. You know what? Yeah. If I would have never known that, not going to live the rest of my life never knowing that. It's totally fine. I'm sorry. I don't even know why I didn't even create the possibility of that. But man, I forgot how fun Quest can be and now it's so much better. I got the, I had the original early one. I had the original one too and I loved it. That was black. It was black. Big. It was heavy on your head. It was heavy on your head. You would sweat. You know, I used, I told you during the pandemic, I would go to, I would go watch movies with strangers in theaters. A strange. What? That's weird behavior. I remember, I was, I mean, I was with Dawn in the living room on it, almost like a date with another girl. Strange. I don't, I mean, I don't know her, her, her emoji was a girl. Her avatar. Her avatar. So I'm in there with a bunch of people watching a movie, cat-a-shack. And I'm in the theater. And they were, they were throwing popcorn at her. And then she came over and sat next to me. Really? Like, I don't know, whatever. And then I just, I remember just looking over and she waved and I waved back. And then we just sat and watched cat-a-shack together. Just know she was fat. Yes. She was. She was so fat, Bobby. She was fat and he probably. Bobby, she was so fat. Probably Lewis. Yeah. She was fat. I, uh, I made my avatar. I'll tell you what, every creative character I've ever made in my life, which was, I guess only fighting games I've done that, like the wrestling UFC or stuff like that, where I've gone, after I do it with a couple of like, I make cool characters sometimes, I'll make a me. And I can never just give myself a break. Yeah. I always pick the fattest body. Yeah. Uh, pale. I make my face fucking fat at the bottom. Like, you pick the pair face. I picked the pair face. Pineapple head, my daughter would call it. I would do that every time. And still, and then what we get annoying was in the UFC games, they got better too. As you get better and train and, and move the fight, they just start making you get in shape kind of like your character starts getting more in shape and you're like, stop, this isn't me. I'm trying to make this me. I could, when I would do basketball games, I'd make myself, when I was young, and I'd make a character and my friends and make those the sixers. I was a, you know, I did like how we played in life. So I was a six foot three, three hundred and ten pound center. So I have to like body up shack. It's weird because I was in the same, I never gave myself hair. I would never give myself hair. I always put my dumb glasses on. I would put a goatee on or some stupid facial hair. I just wouldn't make my, I won't get myself and just go, just make your, just give it, because I tell it goes today for the quest. It goes, do you want to make it from a selfie? I go, sure. So I made a duck face and took a selfie and then it goes making your avatar. And then I just made like a, a hands, it looked like fucking Frank Grillo. Well, that's what it sees you as. You can keep that. No way. Why? So then I went into the change it and I made, I picked the fattest body, humanly possible. I went to the thing I bought. So it would look like me, a black hoodie, jeans, a little bit of rips in the jeans, a little bit of me and some boots. Jay bought an outfit for a fucking avatar. I had to buy an outfit. It was crazy the things they were offering me. I wouldn't allow myself to be tall and like that either. I would be like the white spud web. It's a sham. Yeah. You're like, I can't look at myself and pretend that's me. No. Why can't you do that though? I can't do that. I'd write, that's why I always just play. I always had a belly, fat arms. What I always do though, I said, I'll do that in the fighting games, but I don't make like that's why with the sports games, everyone's like, oh, you're gonna do that. Everyone's like, oh, your character must be awesome. I've never made a character in those games. I play with the current Philadelphia Eagles and try to win the Super Bowl. I play with the current Philadelphia 76ers and try to win the championship. Can I hang on one sec? Sorry, Jay. Weird times. Happened. I don't know what this guy's allergic to the playoffs for. It seems like every time the playoffs come up, this guy's got something in his body, explodes. What the fuck? Fuck, what is wrong with his Cameroonian insides? Why could this guy? Did he finally came back? He was averaging 30 points, because he came back for the last 20-some games, and he was averaging 30-some points and rebounds, and then two games before the playoffs, it's like he had to have an emergency appendix surgery. Appendix surgery! Yeah, come on, you guys got fucking hammered yesterday. I'll tell you what, it's a bad sign when, I started fast forwarding at a point, because I was like, I'm not gonna put myself through this when it was down by 25. I mean, 10 minutes left, eight minutes maybe, in the fourth quarter, all backups. Players I've never even heard of before on the floor, and you're like, come on, man, eight. I say in the playoffs, I know you don't wanna get anybody hurt, grind till the end, man. I don't know if you tuck your tail with eight minutes left at least. Eight minutes is a long time, but you guys were here. They weren't coming back 30 points, but like, but eight minutes is long enough that it's like, look like you're giving a shit till there's three minutes left. But you could have psychologically fucked up the Celtics by coming back and making a run for it. A little. Yeah, you could have, but you didn't. Nah. Bobby goes, the game was exciting for me. I went, exciting would be the wrong word. If that was flip side, I wouldn't call it an exciting game. I would call it a blowout, like, gee, it was cool, it was fun to watch, but there's zero excitement. There was no edge of your seat in that at all. But I'm a fan fan. Fan fans don't like. They're like blowouts, you can walk away. We just like blowouts, we just wanna win. Stop, put on something else when there's eight minutes left. He's like, well, they gave up. Why do I gotta keep watching? Yeah, we just wanna win in the first quarter, that's it. Yeah, dude, the thing with this Oculus Quest you gotta be careful of. What? Is bringing it on the road. I'm going to bring it on the road this weekend particularly. Well, don't watch porn on it. Oh, I don't care about that. When we had the first Oculus, we tried this, remember? It was to look at it. It was so funny. I thought it was, I don't get it. Louis was like, I had to stop doing it because he was like, I'm into it too much. I'm like, I think it's the dumbest thing ever. I didn't understand it, but the funny one was when I set one up for Christine, a girl, like a porn for a girl. She started licking the air. No, I started laughing because it is what just happens, right, just like a guy's like, dick hair just starts coming at your face. It's so weird. And I'm like, and she was like, what am I supposed to do? Like open my mouth for a fucking fake, put something in my mouth, like actually I'm sucking this guy's cock. What a weird movement, yeah. Yeah. Is it Gator virtually suck a cock? No. You tell me from experience. No, I don't think so. Doesn't seem like it to me. I sat on my couch all day in a hotel room fishing and jerking off with Oculus Quest. And then I had to go home and go, hey, go Max, you can have this back. You would fish? Buddy, I fished for two hours on the couch. There's a fishing game? Yeah, there's really just a waiting game. Well, you just kind of sit there. I had my drink, I had my drink and you sit in the chair and then you just cast it out and the water's gone. You can pick the scenery. A river runs through your hotel room. Oh, God. I sat on the couch in my underwear just fishing. You fished? For like two hours. That's crazy. Yeah, dude, it was crazy, but it was relaxing. And then I jerked off to some weird stuff. Interesting. I know I won't get too into the games where it's like heavy. So I think they haven't figured that out awesomely where you can go through and do like a really cool like action story where there's like a Resident Evil or Uncharted type game. There's a robot game that you can play where you can fight people. But the games are more to do things where it's like, all right, use your hands to pick up tools to clean this giant's teeth. It's puzzles. It's like puzzle stuff. You have to open this up that door to get to that room and then figure out that and you have to use your hand. Yeah, it's a little like that. It gets boring quick. I don't know, man. Beat Saber. Ooh, I was, my little tussy was cooking. Beat Saber's good. Fishing's awesome. Horn is dangerous. That's the three things you go to. I think there's a game now where you can be a quarterback and like you're just the quarterback throwing the ball and NFL licensed game. When they can figure out like that Xbox type of football game and they do have a track you can stand on. It's a round thing and you can run and you're strapped in, it's around your waist and it holds you just in the center and when you run your feet just stay in place and you can hook it up to the oculus. You think this exists already? It does exist. Really? Yeah, it's like, it's almost like a treadmill but it goes in any direction. So, and you hooks up to your waist and it has like a circle thing around you that kind of keeps you standing up. So you can run and shoot and all that stuff. You can draw go. It's pretty nuts. It's pretty nuts but it's expensive as fuck. It's your holodick. Huh? It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you say it's expensive. Is that if I door dash it you're saying? Because I'm thinking about door dashing it. It's probably, yeah, it's probably even expensive that way. Do you know you can order a robot from Boston Dynamics on door dash? Look at this thing. So it holds you. Holy shit. Dude, you can just, you can, so that's a fighting game. So he's just running through actual environment but you're moving with the character. That's batshit. That's nuts, right? So that's him ducking down, running. Look at that. It's too much. It's definitely healthier than sitting on your ass. Whoa, whoa. But it doesn't have to think, I thought it was gonna have what you said it had Bobby. I was assuming too, like more of like a border for yourself. Well, the other one does, there's another one that does. That's, I think that's a newer one. Probably. It just straps you in. I think that's, it's the upgraded one. Yeah, that thing goes any direction. Whoever you're... Watching this fat guy do it is pretty funny. You think that's pathetic? He looks pathetic. I mean, the fact that... Oh, Bobby, there's the gun thing I was telling you about. Yeah, dude, I would fucking, I would never leave my house. If you could just travel through environments, really? I was thinking it was awesome and then Jacob may be like a fool if I wanted to. You're an asshole, Jacob. I know you look great inside the world. It's just when people are watching you outside the world. Yeah, that's the way your apartment works. Yes. Can I say you're all completely wrong about DoorDash. It's 70 to 90% markup. Well, it's at 14 to 90. No, no, no. DoorDash markups generally range from 15 to 30% per item to cover restaurant commissions, often resulting in total costs 70 to 90% higher than in-store prices when including fees. Nice. So basically double. Christine, look up the price of the Oculus 512 gig, three, Quest three, as you would mind. I don't wanna make you feel bad about your purchase. I don't. You know why? Because you had a fun day. It was worth it. I had a fun day. I really enjoyed being a Saber. If I said to you, if I was sitting on your couch, I could do it, I can get you an Oculus Quest right now, but you're gonna pay 90% markup. 90% markup. You would have still said yeah. It's possible. That's what I paid for it. You paid for it, but no, but what? Now say what does that cost if you order it on DoorDash. It's just gonna go, you dumb, don't do it. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. This is great. It was 900 bucks. Hello. Come on. $599 to $649. That's not bad. That's about 100 bucks more. That's not bad. That's worth it. Which is not 40 to 91%. I believe that. 20% higher. I think it's for food. No, that's the markup. No, that's the price that, I think it's just like the food. The prices on a menu online are different than in store. So I think that's the price. You're saying there's also fees on top of this? Yes. No, no, no, no, no. $599 is that Oculus Quest, the highest gigabyte one, is that much? Yeah. No, let me- We could settle this, but if you could say how much you paid. Jay, if you just order one to my house right now. Let me just see. Just order one to my house, dude, and see what happens. And I'll let you know- Let me just see if I can dash this bitch to your house right now. I have a receipt probably here. Dash it to my house. Let me see, me. I'm me. Yeah, you are you. My go-to store, Best Buy. Jay right now is looking up on his phone. Where do I see my receipt? To see if he got raped by Door Dash. I don't think I did get raped. I don't think he did either. Jacob seems to think- Did you have fun, Jay? No, don't back out of it now. I don't think, because that's all that matters. Oh, new Jacob's here. This is new, Jay. New Jacob, I love it. I had a lot of fun. You poo-pooed it, now you're coming back. That's all that matters. That's all that matters. Yeah, we got to play this. This is so fun. Wow. It's so fun. That is great. What's the music though? I wanna hear the music. All right, here I got it. I got it. How much? It's $5.99, what the thing costs. Yeah. Wait a second. $5.99, is that six? Carrying case, 70. 70. That's $6.70. Yep. Another $60 for the charging dock. That's $6.40. $7.40. $7.40. Right? Yep. No, no, $7.30. No, $7.30. $7.30. Total delivery fee, $1.99. Fees and tax, $57. My total price, $7.89. Boom. That's not bad. That's great, $1.99 for delivery fee. I think a lot of what they're saying with food, very specifically, I think with this, it must be a different thing around. So nobody would ever do that. Nobody would pay double for electronics. How can you not have a delivery fee? It was $1.99. Oh, old Jacob's back. What do I think? Oh, I'm happy for you. Great, we brought him down. Wasn't there another $50 in fees? The family's back. Yeah, that's what got up to $7.49 is what it was all done. Who cares? You got it. As long as you had fun. Yeah. Oh, there it is. Yeah. I'm going to get one, dude. We're going to lightsaber it. Can we do it together? Yeah. Dude, we should do that together. You want to shake your little tussie? I'm going to take it on the road on weekends. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, I'll take it on the road. You know what we can do? I got a carrying case. Dude, we can watch porn together in the same room. Can we? In the theater? Let's go there. Are you jerking off? No. Why are you? Can you conceivably Eiffel Tower a girl together? Christine, look up. Can you do online porn with two people with two oculoses? Virtual VR porn. You got to invite me into the room. How fun does this look, Jacob? It looks good. It's just with your hands. You're just flashing the air with your hand. But can you do it to Can't Feel My Face, please? Christine, real quick. Because that was the one that I was doing. If next time he does this and you're not videotaping it for me, I will never talk to you again. I was really enjoying the moment just in life this time. Yeah, well, the flencer needs you to get some fluency. I also did get lucky. I also did get lucky. We're up all night to get lucky. You're up all night to the fun. Dawkins was very confused. Because he seems like he wanted to play, but was not playing with her. Well, why his dad went all sissy on him? He heard. She was in between his legs with her little football. Hey, can you go back to being a man with me? It's so cool. They have Daft Punk in the background. They're big. Yeah, this is a great game. Wait, oh, he's playing. Yeah. Play the one here. No, play the one on YouTube. It's so satisfying. It is, because it goes with the music. Ooh. Bang. And then turn it off. She doesn't just flash. Like, every move's so. Oh, yeah, look. Yeah. Yeah, it's lightsabers, Jacob. You get to play with the, imagine lightsabers. Look at that. How much fun you'd have in your house. It's a workout. And all these little discs come at you, but they come in the music. Look at Jay's killing it right now. That's what you've got to be. Ah, and then Daft Punk shows up in the background. And Jacob. Have you done VR yet? No. It's nutty. It's like a round. You have to bring it in. I'll bring it in tomorrow. You have to bring it in. We have to have Jacob do it live. Well, from Jacob Beat Saber right in the studio. We have to put Jacob on the plank. Leave, come to bed. There's a plank you can go on. You go to the top of it. You go in an elevator. You go to the top of the building and you walk out the window on a wooden plank. And you jump off. And you can jump off and you fall off the building. But your body tries to stop you. But if you die in the dream, don't you die in real life? Yeah. Yeah, you do die. We did have a friend dive into. That's one of my favorite stories. You got to tell that story. You got to tell that story. One of our friends, we were at Sal Volcanoes. He has a pinball machine in his place. And we were all doing like you walk to the edge of the plank. Show them the plank. I'm sure it's a YouTube of the plank. You walk out and it's always like it's fun and weird because your body, you know you're in a room. You tell yourself over and over again, I'm standing on a floor. If I move left or right, nothing's going to happen. But your body tries to stop you. But the thing is. Your brain's like thinks you are in this ledge. All your senses are being hit. The sound feels like you're out on top of a building. You're looking out. Wherever you look, it's like you're looking down at the street. It's so real, the environment when you're in it. I really had no idea how scared I was going to feel being on. Christine passed down on the roller coaster. Yeah, a little bit. What? The roller coaster. I just kind of went limp first. She went limp. It was crazy. I had to catch her. How great is this? She's kind of scared. You can actually do Iron Man mode on this, where you have your feet in hand, and you can fly around the city. But both of this, what happened with our friend was, so you picture this is the edge of a pinball machine here. It's about the right size. We're all walking to the edge and go like, now watch. You know, step off or step forward or, you know, do a little jump, a little leap forward. It's going to, I don't know where. She went full immersion, I guess. Because she jumped like she wasn't in a house. And she was trying to kill herself off the plank. Because everyone turned their head for a second. Turn me over here, look. Everybody turned their head for a second. And we looked up, legs up like this, like hugging this pinball machine. She was so hurt. And she was trying to pretend like she wasn't that hurt, which is always funny as hell. And so I was like, oh, I'm fine. I mean, we were like, what the fuck did you think was going to happen? You think the world disappeared around you? I did it to Mike Suarez in the YKWD studios. But he's so afraid of heights. He was at the edge, just panicking. And I just pushed him off. And his body went dead, like he was falling off a roof. And he just, he got hurt. He just fell into the wall, into the bench. I can't imagine that feeling. I was told that, actually, last week was a special week. That you can go virtually walk through the Titanic and you have to apparently save yourself from drowning. I did it. And it looks like some guy did a, some people did an exceptional recreation of the Titanic. Jacob, you can go into, you can go anywhere in the world you want to go and walk around. And when you're there, you can have Bobby suck your dick. Yeah. It's virtual reality, dude. I'll suck your dick. Bobby, is there a way, is there anyone that can make us? Stonehenge? I can blow you. Is there any way, someone's got to know, you might know this, Bob. I know they have those cameras, the 360 cameras. Yeah. Is there any way that me and you can make VR video of our heads just going down and then like the tops of our heads just bobbing up? So someone can just sit there and pretend they're getting sucked off by me or you from our back? I actually talked to Bailey J's husband about this because. OK. All right. That seems like we're in the right field. They have to, to film it, you have to put, like they have comedy clubs. There was a comedy club that was putting on shows and they had a VR camera in one of the seats. So you could buy that seat and go to the club. My special Webster Hall has that. You have that, right? We never tried it at all, but Webster Hall's got a seat where you can sit in the audience. Oh. Remember? So somebody can. Can they. But they can still do it. You can you can upload it to Oculus Quest. Probably. And buy a ticket and go to your special. And sit in that seat. I've never tried it, but you should fucking put that up. That's great. So we'd have to get the camera. Oh, Jamie was there. For sure. All right. She sent me a text. But she finally listened to the everybody. And she was like, oh, I'm so happy. She goes, I said when I took that, I told my mom, her mom passed away. She's like, I told my mom when I took that. She's going to keep this video in case he becomes. I think I probably told her not to. I was probably like, you can get rid of it. I mean, I had to know I was eating shit. People booed me and and gaffalled at my. When I told them I was going to get butt fucked in prison. They didn't like that. They felt I should have fought back. Yeah, black people don't like gay jokes. Well, they don't make you submitting to it. But you know what? They do rule. Black people do rule. Yeah. I'll tell you what, though, the world is changing now. If there was a death jam right now and a guy came out and the whole thing was like how flamboyantly gay he was, they have to. They have to go nuts for it. Yeah, I don't think so. And so I watched the baddies reunion again last night. I mean, there is such a gay guy on there. It's a guy with a beard, girl hair, dresses like a girl. What's the name? Something Santana. Something you got to look at this fucking thing. It's creepy. But she did say I'll give her credit when they were arguing. So one of the girls was like, I should slap you, bitch. And she was like, at the end of the day, I'm a man, bitch. I was like, oh, nice. I love to use the right pronouns, though. She did say very nice to you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, saucy Santana. Saucy Santana. That's a great name. Saucy Santana. Looks like charade. Isabella. Just a long hair. But yeah, saucy Santana. So funny what a wig will do to a guy really just does make him into a chick and the beard. Yeah, pretty much the whole thing, really. The whole thing's a fucking mess. Baddies, I beg you baddies and whoever's listening over at Zeus Network, please tell me that you do make all the audience for the reunions sign waivers that they might be involved in a physical fistfight on camera because I got to tell you, it's it's insane. Somebody in the audience started fighting a girl yesterday and they go, and you think you're just going to throw the girl in the audience out? And then they go, they go, no, let them go. Let them go in the middle. And they let the girl come over the barrier and go and fight until she gets punched and punches the other girl. And then they put her back in the audience until they complain and then they kick her out. Yes, like the stress factory. Yeah. Vinny Brand is a producer on this. Why don't we get any of these these girls in here? Natalie Nunn came through. Why can't we get one of the baddies in here? 100 percent. Yeah. Get one of them. Get two of them. We need two. We do need to. We need to. Natalie Nunn's doing a show at Webster Hall, but you're out of town. It's what I mean. Yeah, no, I can't do it alone. No, no, I don't know any of the names. But maybe she's in town before that. Yes, she might be. We would find out. We'll investigate. She's the CEO of this shit. I'd love to ask her. It goes, why would you go out off your ass obliterated drunk on the reunion? It's crazy. There's two. One of the girls told you she'd get falling asleep on the couch. Yeah, there's no rules. No rules. There's no rules. There's no standards and practices. Diamond the bot. Yeah, she was passed down a superhero outfit. She had a case that said make baddies great again. And she passed out. Then she fucking fought someone and like five minutes later was like, I didn't fight you. What are you talking about? They should do this with comics. They should have Yamanica and Kim Condon. You know what I mean? Miss Pat. Can you get to the trailer for the next episode? Free plug for Zeus Network. The trailer for the next episode. So this girl Diamond the body, her name is. Yeah, she comes out in a superhero costume with the thing. Like the as like a bit comes in her and Natalie Nunn, the the owner of the whole thing. Or the CEO don't like each other. They almost fought on the show. That girl Diamond doesn't like her. But she came out drunk and then sort of like we've kind of put it our bullshit to the side. Like I wouldn't be on this show if it wasn't for Natalie Nunn, but she's obliterated. She's talking like I just know we're saying I don't want to fight and Bob. And then essentially keeps falling asleep. Then gets into a fight, then falls back asleep again. Then they remove her from the stage. She throws up backstage. Then she comes back out and saying like, you know, again, like sweet things about Natalie Nunn. And in this trailer, what you'll see is another girl tries to fight her. And she's so drunk, but she does start fighting her and Natalie Nunn breaks them up. And then that girl in the superhero costume grabs Natalie Nunn and flings off the ground by her parents are beating the shit out of her. Like there's no rhyme or reason any of it. It's like, let's just all kill each other right now. It's fucking dogs in a pen. It's brilliant. I'd love to be at this next year. Why don't you go, man? Let's all go. We should. You think we'll stick out? First of all, show them how good they are. We would stick out a little bit. No, you think Jacob would stick out? I'm sure this is LA. I'm trying to get to the next week. But don't even go to the next week yet. Do the just goes to do the part where the music start. They're so good at editing. They do a thing. You know, edits this, right? No. Paco. Oh, shit. Yeah. They get into it and something starts really happening and heating up. And then they go like the music. You hear like a. They get like a crescendo build. And then it goes next week on. You're like, fuck. Because they always they're such good at it. Not one healthy body on stage right now. The boys. There's so much pre and diabetic. Oh my god. That the show, the TV show, the boys, which I love every episode must be a multimillion dollar project every single episode. And I look forward to this more every week. Either storylines are more compelling over here. Because before the reunion, they've all watched the show already. So now they've seen all the shit they talk behind each other's backs and all the shitty things they didn't know the other person said. I just don't understand this. Yes. OK. Uh huh. You know, and you you might get me on this. Like buying clothes as a heavy guy was always hard. Yeah. Like I'm looking at these girls, their outfits. But you got to dress like big Dominican. Bring up big Dominican. Are they are they custom made sweatpants? Like where do you get this? How do you get fat, thin, fat? Go on. It's just different now. And now they make cheap, poor clothes and like four or five X. Is that what it is? You can just get like these. You can get clothes in sizes you couldn't get in the 90s. Because that girl over to the right is is is around 500 pounds from her belly button down and around who the girl to the right with the sweatsuit on. She's wearing a sweatsuit that is huge. The blue. The blue. Is it right? That girl's actually in really good shape. No, she's not great shape. That's Christiane Rock. Yeah, she's a boxing dude. She's a great shape. Is that her? No, no, no. This is big Dominican. I was not throw up. And all these pictures are way too flattering. They are way too flattering. She's like. This is fake. That's not a real. That's not her. Hang on. I'm going to find her. How do they find these clothes? She's more she's fashioned by somebody because she makes a big thing about it. These have to be custom made fatty, skinny, fatty, skinny, fatty. She is so fat and she is by far. She's admittedly the biggest pussy on the show. She's afraid to fight. Oh, what a bitch. So she goes as soon as this girl comes out on the reunion, slaps her right in the face. She never comes on stage again. She sits in the audience and smokes weed. Yeah. Oh, look at her get up though. She's so fat. Oh, she's throwing a kick though. She's throwing kicks. Now, yes, Big Domenican is wearing a shirt open with a jacket open. So you can see her man underwear comes out and she's slapped by the hottest girl on the show, Big Lex. Oh my God. There's so much jiggling going on. So much jiggling. She's constantly in triangle tops, like triangle bikini tops. That's what I'm saying. All she wears, it's wild. They don't wear, they wear skinny girl clothes. Yeah. It's like. Yeah, because they make them. It's almost like, it's almost like they were thin at one point and someone got a fat gun and shot him with it. They got fat gunned and they got grew. They grew in their old clothes. Maybe the best description I've ever heard for someone. It looks like you weren't fat. Then you got fat gunned. Look, fashion Nova, sexy plus size dresses for women. Yeah, but those like what they're wearing is different. No, it's stuff like this. It's like this. It's essentially the stuff. And look, it goes at well three X. That's not that big. Wow. But those go to squeeze. I bet they'll shove a five X in a three X. That's what they're doing. They're shoving five X's and three X's. At Tui, we give you more. More outfit choices with 20 kilograms of luggage allowance as standard. More hotels built around what you love like that swim up suite. More ratio to the bottom, water parks on site. More. Oh, that looks good. Food options from poolside snacks to ala cart dining. Book on app in store or online. You book it. Tui sort it. At all and after protected keys and C's apply selected hotels only see website for details. And yes, I'm all lit up again. Flying. I love a cocaine. I love a cocaine. I love it. Ah, God dang. I wish I would have tried cocaine more when I was younger. I did. Not fun. I didn't like it. It's probably not my speed either. Heroin would have been my jam though. Yeah, I never did heroin, but I was more I like I like drinking, getting fucking rowdy. And but Coke was just I did. I just talked too much. Yeah, I just go like, hey, how are you doing? How's it going? That would be good for me. No, it's not a it's not a good high. I guess if you drink you if you use alcohol, weed, if you combined a bunch of things, it might be good. That sucked to be ramped up on Coke and thinking like weed. Oh, what a terrible mix. No, I think it's a great mix and all you need. Did you do Coke? Yeah, yeah, she's like you do. She like rehab when she was a kid, like you. Yeah. Well, did you do a lot of Coke as much as I could find? Get my hands. Luckily, I wasn't friends with a lot of rich people and never had the piles of Coke you see in movies. But oh, man, I did want that. She's a girl. Yeah. She's a girl. Girls. Yeah, I found it. We used to rob my friend Frankie's mother's boyfriend was a Coke dealer, but he was a little like Jacob, no offense. But he was like you. But kind of like, you know, he kind of thought he was rough, but we just take his Coke and he used to tell his wife. She's going to take his cocaine. Like, no, they said they didn't take it, but they did. I love that. There was a guy, this girl Lisa, who lived in our neighborhood in South Jersey. I was a girl up there. Her stepfather was a bookie. Just like Kenny Rogers, nothing scary about him. And they just took a guess that he wasn't affiliated with anybody and then they just get deep in the hole with them. Then just be like, no, like it's not going to pay it. It's just Lisa's stepdad. Yeah, you have to be if you're going to deal drugs, you have to be a mean, tough motherfucker. You can't just be an affiliated would help. Yeah, you can't just be a guy who tells your girlfriend, they took my stuff. Have you seen a funny trend I saw online? Why so great? Did you see the trend of I trust my wife? Yes. Dude, I sent that in the belt slaps of the face. Oh, not that one. Do you see the other trust my wife? The P the P. This is all of my Instagram. It's a guy. The girl lies on the ground. That's I trust my husband. Trust my husband. And the guy has to pee around her head. Yeah, which, by the way, you're still going to get pissed on you if you do that perfectly. A little bit. It's not how piss works. If you do it, if it's me, I'm 55. You're getting pissed on your stomach. Yeah, I'm not going to make it around your head. I also don't believe that's pee. Really? Oh, don't don't. Very clear. Don't ruin it. Yeah, because by the way, he pees on her immediately if it's real. So that's what I'm saying. It's just like that's fake. But you haven't seen. Yeah, but you haven't seen the it's just pissing around her head while she's laying down covering her eyes. But if you watch the if you watch the guys go, I trust my wife, put a cup on their head and then she's supposed to whip it off with a fucking belt. And it just blasts over the face over and over again. God damn it. That is funny. You have to see that. That makes me that brings me such happiness. These guys are like, I trust my wife. It's like in the eyes and mouth and it's all these terrible ideas. Why would anybody trust their wife? I would. The mechanical sports skills or like whatever that would take. Hand-eye coordination. Crash. First of all, he's eight feet tall. She's four. Well, that's not really his wife, by the way. That last guy. This is so funny. You just hear them keep getting wrapped in the face. I take. Can I be honest? Stop it right here. Now, one of these bitches is trying to hit the cup. Yeah, they are. No, they're not. Look at look at the way they're looking. They're looking at the side of his head. Look, maybe the thing happened finally where I call women stupid and dumb and can't figure it out enough that eventually they... Don't forget the vagina between their legs. ...and their dumb pussies. But maybe that I've... Maybe they've realized that I've put such a little faith in them that they can do something like this on purpose and I'll be like, well, she's a dingbat who wouldn't have the mechanical skills to do it right. Maybe you're... Maybe we were both right. Yeah. Maybe we were both right. No, right. Maybe they're doing it on purpose because they know I would go, they're not doing it on purpose. They're too stupid and, and, uh, not able to do this. And don't forget the vagina between their legs. They're stupid fucking pussies. It's one of my... It's one of my favorite things. Anytime I see a lady in public, I go like an idiot. I'm just like, cause she's got a stupid pussy. Stupid pussy. Oh, that's my favorite. That's why I say it. No matter... That's the most evening thing I've said on stage before I go. And getting them to argue with the lady at DMV, a big, ugly, fat, black, pissed off fucking mama. And just know that as she's bitching at you and telling you can't do what you need to do, in her phone, there's a picture of her doing this, just sucking her tittie and spreading her box for some big, fat, ugly black guy she dates. It evens everything out. You just go, you are us. Do you know what? Your life's bad enough. Oh, Jacob, a couple of things you've four year related I wanted to talk to you about. One, Sydney Sweeney. That's the name, right? Sydney Sweeney? Never seen an episode another way. That's fine. Should I, should I watch it? Yeah. Yeah. It's fucked up, fucked up show. It's not like a watch with Max or anything. Dawn might like it. Yeah, definitely. Do you think Dahma like it? It's intense. It's like fucked up though. It's like drugs and like a lot of sex. Yeah. So it's going to be uncomfortable. Yeah. It's going to watch Dawn getting wet on the couch and just I'm going to bed early. Not that kind of sex really. Really? Well, sometimes I guess. But Sydney Sweeney, who was on the show, that's, you know, her big show. You watch seasons before this. Yeah, I haven't watched a new one. The big thing this season that they before the season came out. Jacob likes it. I like her. They kept announcing was that some people were upset and whatever it is, because this year her character, the final season, her character is going to be like an only fans chick, getting involved in only first complaining about that. People that are like, Oh, she's like, why is she doing this kind of like nudity stuff still? But anyway, she does a bunch of her body is retarded. Undeniable. It really is. Her body is so good. I almost don't give two shits about this girl's do face at all. It's blows my mind. Have you watched any new episodes? Yeah, I've seen everyone. They didn't last night when they're showing her at her absolute hottest. She is hot. I get it. Right. But you know what I'm saying, right? You understand? Over it. Something better face. I'm like, it's just her fucking dumb, freckles. She has Down syndrome kind of. Do you feel the same way, Jacob? No. I don't know, man. She does not like, I know it's like, and again, it's one of those things where like the world has made me turn on her more than she has. She's fine. I think she's a really good actress, first of all. I think she's really good. But like she, because she's played cat, she's played so much stuff out of that, like being a hot chick. What is she? She, why do you think she's goofy though? I've seen photos. She looks pretty hot. It's not that she's not, as I'm saying, it's not that she's not hot. The fact that she's like, the fact that like she's like the one, I'm like, why? There's no way why she's like the thing. Well, she's got. On this show, I'll tell you exactly why. For big tits. No, because for the last. She showed us the tits. True. For the last 10 years, there's been a. A. Drought. Tit desert in Hollywood. Yeah. Every, every woman was like, we're not going to be objectified. And she said, fuck that. Objectify the shit out of me. Yeah. True. And she cornered the market and everyone loved it. And she's got a great sense of humor. Like she's cool. Settle down, Jacob. Try to get her to guess. No, but she's not like, she's just, I don't give a fuck. She's what's the part you think? She's resourceful? Yeah. She's not annoying. This is what you're going to say to her when you meet her? I promise you she's annoying. She's an actress. All right, for Hollywood. She doesn't seem as annoying as the other interviews. You really like her, don't you? Jacob, I gotta be honest with you. You can say whatever you want right now. She's not going to come live in your weird little apartment with you. This I know. What if she was so down to earth she wanted to stay with you every time she came to town? Well, I don't like luxury hotels. She'll do stuff like. Jesus. Is this the scene where she. It's a montage, yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where she stood there. Good for her. Her bodies. No, but good for her for being an actress and going against all this bullshit and showing that ass. Smartest businesswoman in Hollywood. I'm all with it. But I'm just saying, and again, I think she's hot. Like if it wasn't, if it makes sense, I'd be more like, if she wasn't such a big thing, I'd be like, you know, it's actually pretty hot. Is that girl on the thing is like a smoke show, but it's because she's been made like the definitive thing. Right. I'm just like, I don't get that. She's a stupid face. Yeah, she's a dumb face. I don't know if she has a dumb face. I got to see it, but let's look at this ass first. OK, well, their faces in the picture too, Bobby. I don't see the face. She's quite annoying. That one's hotter. Maddie is way hotter. I agree. What? Yep. Which one? Hispanic girl on the show. She's technically prettier. Yeah. That's her. Yeah, but they're going to show show. They got her doing all kinds of slutty stuff. Is it all lesbians? I'm dressed as a dog. Is it all lesbians? This is what it seems like, right? No, just one lesbian. OK. Just the mean girls are lesbian. But I think they're all pieces of shit. Dude, she's stop, stop, stop, pause, pause. Go on. I'll pause it in a second. Pause that. Right. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Christine. I'm going to stop right now. I want to apologize. And I want to thank you for waiting until it was just your face and you waited till her tit-ties. Oh, there's another one where she's just covering her box with her hand. There's more. Oh, please. Oh, yeah, this gets a little. She's gorgeous, dude. She's very pretty. I mean, she's definitely a sex symbol. She's gorgeous. Who's filming? What? That's her maid. I'm going to get my. She has her maid do all of her sexy photo shoots. I'm going to get my maid to do this for me. This one, she's wrapped in a sheer flag. Good for you. God bless America. Look at her face again, dude. I don't give a shit about this chick's face. OK, OK. That was a little. Can I just say something, though? Everybody looks a little goofy in a pool. Oh, this one's really slutty. And everybody wet looks a little stupid. Yes, they're covering her snatch with her hands. Oh, my God. Let me see that. Stop, stop, stop, stop. She's doing. She's pretty. She's very pretty. She's not the hottest face I've ever seen, especially in the last decade. Buddy, but I agree with you there. But she's just. She's a nade-ting sex symbol. It's like it's like she's really the first like. But she's in a cut. She's in a catcher's outfit. No, she's not. It's hot. Yes, she is. She's wearing the shins, the thing, except the outfit part. She's wearing the hat backwards. She's got the catcher's mitt with nothing else. This is the greatest girl ever. No, no, buddy. God bless her. Well, also, I bet she is making a fortune. I bet this. I was talking to Isabella. I think this show probably is ending this season because this cast is unaffordable at this point. Yeah, it can't be affordable. Nothing. No one saw her becoming a big star. But the guy is huge. Nothing you've ever shown me on this show has got me aroused like this right here. I've never showed you. Oh, on the Bonfire. On the Bonfire. Nothing you've ever shown me has got me. Have you seen Miley Cyrus peeing? Probably I'm with you. This right here? I would rather watch this show. What about Miley Cyrus peeing? No. What? I'm not into that. You're ridiculous. Dude, that, you know, dude, look, I came up in a different generation than you with Lady Chatterley, where you had to wait through the story. He had to go to school. He had to get his test. And then he had to come home, get yelled at by his parents, and then go up to the room and she came up. Are you all right? And then let me help you. And then, and then they kiss for a while. And then, you know what I mean? You just don't remember in the picture. Yeah. I mean, Bobby, she shows you her pussy. Yeah. Zoom in, please, Christine, so I can see her pussy. This is, who's this again? What is her name? Miley Cyrus. Yeah. I mean. Enhance that quadrant. Can you enhance the C quadrant, please? Jay, I want to see her C real quick. Look, I don't know why you say you don't get it. The answer is because she's the only one for the last five or six years who's been. Showing the nudity and stuff. Yeah. Acting like a beautiful woman. That's it. In Hollywood. That's right. Everyone else. This hoe's doing it in the desert, going to Vegas. Yeah. But I mean, that is hot. It is hot. It is really hot. She's drinking a pee. She's drinking a beer while taking a piss. I forgot that got me a roundup too, but I kept that one to myself. And look. This one rows, yeah. That was a ball, yeah. And by the way, she's got a little beaver, a little bush. Yeah, I know. I know somebody who did her. I know somebody who did her. I know somebody who did her. And you know her too. Say it. I don't know. No, yeah. No, not her. Oh, okay. Not her. Here, there's more. It gets a little creepy. It doesn't. What's creepy about America and baseball? Right there, Bobby. What's creepy about that? Nothing. You guys are super into it. What is it? I don't understand. She's on a couch. This is her on a couch. She's wearing a baby clothes, a diaper, like underwear and a pass fire. We just watched a fat black lady do the same thing. Different. Why? She was fighting. All right. Whatever. So she's acting cool. She wasn't fat. She's also, we decided she has a great body. All right. She's not fat. She's, she's getting it by. This montage is supposed to be for an only thing. Yeah, she's getting only fans. She's shooting like private photos of what people are asking her for on her only fans because her husband won't spend $50,000 on flowers for a wedding. So she's using this. She's like, fine, I'll just do an only fans line if you won't buy me my flowers. You think, do you think? Jacob's like, industrious. Do you think that's what Gomez would make her do? If he was requesting? Yes. You know what I mean? What would come is if you have pigtails in a pass fire. Baby, be a baby. Baby. Baby. Could you be a baby, baby? All right. Let me see. What's the next one? Bobby, there is no next one. Come on. Look, stop, stop, stop. This is what they harp on. Nice vagina. I will say they do give her, they give you a good shot at the slot here. I mean, look. Without a doubt. Yeah. Get off the, go to the thing where it doesn't. If he keeps making it dark. Yeah. Stop making it dark. Stop. Get off that. Oh God. Don't go to the fat maid. You have to let it play. Right there. Here, here. I'll go back. Go. You don't have to go back through that whole thing again. Please don't do that. Sorry, I didn't mean to do that. Just get to this thing. I'm sorry. Oh man. All right. Let's play this. I want to see this. Just play. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. I want to see the, I want to see the vagina without darkness. Nobody can hear the vagina. I know, but I'm going to explain it. America. She's going to get rid of the vaginas. This is a small line. Christine keeps making it dark. Stop making it dark. Sorry, I need to be prepared to stop it. Yeah. We missed it. It's fine. Christine, sorry. Fucking. You guys go back off to it later. Ombre, fuck a vagina. Here's the concerning thing I have, and I've wondered if anyone else has ever felt this way before. Hot. Hard? I'll tell you where I felt it before, actually. American History X. You got hard? We can all admit. When he curbsomped the guy, you got a raging heart on? I don't know. But I think we can all admit as much as it's awful. It's a terrible, terrible thing for sure. Oh no. That he had a swastika tattoo. But in the world of tattoos. That's a great tattoo. The placement of it where it was was a pretty cool tattoo. And the artist. Of a terrible, terrible sign. Terrible, terrible sign, but the tattoo artist did a great job of the placement. Well, I found it again. What? I found this again. Another tattoo? Another tattoo where I was like, God damn it, that's a dope tattoo that you can never get. But it's a goodie. What is it? I guess he's a white supremist. You guess? On the show. Well, this is on the show last night. On euphoria. On euphoria. On euphoria. And he's fucking that girl who I guess she is. It does do porn for real on the show, but her name's Faith on the show. What is the show about fucking? Drug addiction. It's just like young rich neighborhood. In Hollywood? LA. LA. Yeah. Okay. And it's just like, it's the life of like these like untethered kids who are like. Rich parents. Fucking and sucking and trans. So it's what friends should have been? Yes. Okay. So there's a scene where this white supremacist is fucking this girl, very, very uncomfortable. It's friends without the hijigs. Especially watching with Isabella. You watch this with your daughter? How? I wouldn't watch this with Dawn. Why? Because you have to act off. I don't have to fucking banger. So this is the scene. So uh. Which one is Faith? She's like. She's the blonde girl who's like, she hung out with the drug dealer. I thought you were asking which one is Faith in this video. I'm like, it's the one getting fucked doggy style. She's like a dipshit girl. Oh, I know who you're talking about. All freckling and shit. Where is he fucking? A crack house? Yes. Basically. Okay. A trap house. It's a trap house? Yeah, it looks very. But here's the thing, he's got a tattoo and you're gonna see it. You ever see a tattoo when they do it where someone does a picture of like just the eyes of like an iconic picture and you know what the picture is just from the eyes? Right. It's fucking Charles Manson's eyes from the iconic picture and in the middle of it a little swastika fucked up, but it's a dope ass fucking tattoo. You should get that. It bums me out so much how cool this tattoo is. You should get that over your cock. So when you're getting head, they have to look right into a job. Manson's eyes are a swastika. That's not a bad bush fat tattoo. That's a great bush fat tattoo. That's a good bush fat tattoo. Go ahead, let's go. Let's get to this. We'll see it. At this point, Isabelle was pulling out to discode those actual pornography. I'm watching this show all weekend. Oh my God, she's having sex. She's, he's doggy fucking her. Yeah. But it looks so real. He probably is doing it for us. She's a porn star so they may have been. My God. Is that Terrence Howard? No, it's a white supremacist somehow. I know. It's a white guy? It looks a little Hispanic to me. This is not a white. You see his tattoo? How fucking cool is that? Lower the lights so you can see it. Good. Are you sure that's a Manson lamp? Manson's eyes with the swastika tattoo. Yeah, right on his left tip. Oh yeah, that's for sure. I'm not gonna, yeah, it's good tattoo. It's another eye, we have a cool looking piece of artwork. I'm against swastikas. We all are. They're bad, sure. You're for Charles Manson. No, I'm for art. Jacob, you can get that without the swastika, but it's not gonna have the same effect. Exactly. Yeah. That looks so fucking cool, doesn't it? Yeah, it does look cool. Just Charles Manson's eyes and the swastika between his eyes. They call them Manson lamps? Yeah. Damn it. And it's on, it looks like a Puerto Rican guy. It does look like a Puerto Rican guy. Yeah. He fucked like a Puerto Rican, am I right? Yeah, he did. This is a sexy show. How did I not see this? It is a pretty sexy show, but it's also like fucked up. Yeah? Yeah, I like it. Lot of fucked up shit, like ODing and blah, blah, blah. Keep going back to rehab. You're gonna get me harder. Zendaya's good. Zendaya's another one though. I think Zendaya at the core, not that attractive. Was that the little thin one from Spider-Man? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's cute. She's a very cute girl, but she's like a glamour chick in the world, like they make her, but I think she's like... I can't look at her and I couldn't watch her have sex because I saw her in Spider-Man as a little kid. She doesn't really that much. No, she's a lesbian. She's a lesbian. Oh, that's how they get out of it? Kinda. Look how gorgeous, like she really is. I mean, they do. Yeah. Because she looks like really trashy on the show. Yeah. I'll tell you this, made up. I think she's prettier than Sidney Sweeney. I'll give you that. Yeah. I'll give you that. When she gets older, she's gonna be way prettier. Way, way... Way prettier than Sidney Sweeney. I say way prettier, but body not. Well, Sidney Sweeney you have to consider is also, if time's gonna do its thing at some point, those titties are gonna start hitting the fucking floor. Okay, I'm on the floor. Hope me and Jacob are on the floor at the same time. And Zendaya will continue to have these little tiny perky titties probably. Yeah, but they'll get weird and stretch marked. Maybe. Yeah, she is prettier. I mean, definitely prettier, but her body, still a hot body, but I still like Sweeney's body better. Well, of course. Yeah. Right now. I can't stop thinking about it. Look at that. Is that her? Oh, these are all the sex scenes from the show. Oh my God. There's a hot body. Yeah, Bob, when you watch season one, she pokes like five times. You see it in action. Really? In action. This is like the good old days actress. Yeah, I'm telling you, they must have had to work out so much shit. They must have to work out so much fucking shit like with this cast because they're expensive as hell. Now, the other guys, the other guys have been nominated for an Oscar now, right? Isn't that so cute that she's in the catcher's little outfit there? She's actually given the old send the fastball sign on her pussy. You don't have to wheel me into your fucking, your world of crazy shit. Just whack off to it and don't tell anybody. Send the fastball right at my cooch, Zendaya. Send the slider. Yeah, I need a curve ball right in this asshole right here. Yeah, she goes for it. What is it number two? Is that the fastball, the slider? What is that? It's a curve. It's a curve? Nice. Oh my God, her eating ice cream. God. I can see. There you see those. Thank you. Zoom in. Zoom in. This is her in the baby as a, I guess as a... As a baby, Bobbi said, right? 16 year old baby. No. 17 year old baby. No, she's being a little bitty baby girl. Just a little six year old like you like. This is that. I mean, let's hope she's like a 19 year old baby. A 19 year old baby. Buddy, you can dress the way you want. Well, you're giving her Rubber rules? What the fuck was that? What was the 16th thing you said? Dude, this is, this show's supposed to be five years after. I really didn't fuck that up. Thanks for saving me. Guys, let's say she's at least 16, okay? Thank you. So don't do that. Hello. Who's got their big titties coming in? Do you have your big titties coming in? Who likes your big titties? Oh, yeah, yeah. I like the American flag one too. Could you see through the American flag? You can see through the American flag, but I'll tell you this, that's the worst her face looks. Yeah, cause she's, she's a little goofy on that one, right? A little wet. She's goofy looking. I like a goofy face. You know that. You do. But I mean, that's, I'm telling you, you get out rid of the makeup. Those are the, that's the face you're going to see more. I know, but I don't care. I like that goof. She's vibing. Los Angeles, he's going out there to do some crazy stuff. Then Austin for tickets and all the tour dates, go to bigjcomedy.com baby. YouTube.com slash at big J. Ocasin. Bobby Kelly is going to be Uncle Vinny's in New Jersey this weekend. One show Friday. April 24th and 25th. One show Friday, one show Saturday. So get your tickets. Come for Bobby's comedy. Stay for the picture of me poorly drawn on the back wall. Yeah. After that, he's going to be in Cleveland, Ohio, Stanford, Connecticut, New Orleans for tickets and all of his tour dates. Go to punchup.live slash Robert Kelly and check out his YouTube at Robert Kelly comedy. And of course, like clockwork, 7pm, Tuesday nights, Fat Black Pussycat lounging the comedy seller. Get all your tickets. Tickets for that are a punch up too, right? Punch up. Yeah. I think so. But if not go to comedy. So just show up. Just show the fuck up. Just show the fuck up. So funny this weekend. I did marshmallows on stage and a couple of people in the crowd went hop a chop a lavaless. Hop chop a lavaless. Love you. I'll throw in a band till you come in with a hot chop a lavaless. With a hot chop a lavaless. Black people rule. Oh, yes. Skankfest 10. I'm not, I'm not promoting it. That's fine. I'll do it real quick. I won't do it. New Orleans is November. I got to see the picture. Is it a picture problem again? Dave. Yeah. We got to go. All right. November 13th through the 15th, Mardi Gras World in New Orleans. Badges are on sale right now. Skankfest.com get them. They use them on sale today. They are going to go fast. IrishFair.com. Go get a story tell the show. Do it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. The bonfire.