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Everybody welcome back to Ushino podcast episode 196, this is the Christmas episode. Your good karma has come for the audio listeners. I know sometimes whenever you put on your headphones and you're listening to the podcast every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, you hear things, but you don't know what's going on. Your DMs and your questions and your requests have been answered, have been fulfilled. Open up your phone right now. Look at my sweater. Spotify has video again. We're back. We're back. We're back. That's just your first Christmas gift. If you're over on the Patreon, the Koala Club, the best place on earth, patreon.com slash Ushino podcast. We are in five days of Christmas over there on the Patreon Koala Royalty. You will get a piece of content every single day, including a special Koala Royalty episode on Christmas. Day seven play. We got about 20 to 21 extra hours of content every single week over on the Patreon. Our Patreon is better than everybody else's. I will completely say that we have so many surprises for you. We are four episodes away from episode 200 where y'all get the surprise of a lifetime. We love you so much. No on to the rest of the episode. The Ushino podcast. We got Koho's camp back in the studio. Oh no, here it goes again. Oh, I mean, I mean, it's just at this point, I mean, Oh, no. I just, I know, I just don't know where that came across. It's a good idea. It's literally visible for 10 seconds and all this. I mean, look at your pant leg. I mean, at this point, I just know. No, no, it's going too far. It's wet now. Now I'm wet. Pure chemical. And the only time I like being wet, Let's take off months of my life. Only time I enjoy being wet is if you cause it. I mean, let's be honest. Unless you're, you're, what? Look at your beef jerky. Oh, my jerky. Oh, my jerky. Oh, my jerky. I mean, oh, I mean, my jerky went to a fraternity party. Oh, it just like slid on the bathroom. I mean, this is, it's snowing. I mean, that is bad. I mean, oh, we're going to have a talk with our, with our, Oh, my God, with our people back here. Yeah. No, no more, no more Christmas episode that you last little, let's your last gig with the flocking. Hey, Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Oh, judge, you hear that? Merry Christmas. Oh, so much. Merry Christmas. You did that wrong. Merry Christmas to you. But can I be honest? Let's hear it. And audio listeners, this is the part where you, you take it off the audio, you look at the video that's now available on Spotify. Available on Spotify. Same socks. Let's look at this right now. My Christmas sweater, I have literally 3D printed reindeer stuffed animals. Yes. Going across almost like a satchel purse. Yes. Yes. Then I got these little, these little balls, these little stickers, little balls, little balls. I mean, I got bells. You have bells, multicolored balls. I don't know if you've seen this. My sweater got a battery pack. Good job. Oh my God. I mean, there's different settings too. Quick lights. Slower lights. Steel lights. Oh, no, those aren't still. Those are still dancing. Oh, oh, that's just like. Is that an eyesore if I keep this going? That's it. I think I like it. I think you like it. I like it. It makes you sparkle like the little diamond you are. Thank you. Now, what the f**k happened to you? Yeah, no, no. Boo. We hate cameras. We hate cameras. I heard that. I heard that. No, no, no. We had. I heard that. Who you hissed at? Under their legs. Like, I can't hear it. They were like this. I heard that. My parents are on the other side. Y'all can't see them. And they did support that. They did. They 100%. The first round they went, no, we love Ken. They went, I get to catch a jingle. They said, hey, it's not f**king for Christmas. Why aren't you dressed for Christmas? Now, are you not a Christmas guy? I'm very much a Christmas guy, but I, I, uh, it was one of those mornings, you know, I just, it slipped my mind. I was getting ready. I said, I want to rock our merch. It's so comfy, so beautiful. They can't buy it anymore. You don't have to sell it. No, I know, but it's going to be hitting y'all's doorsteps or your mailboxes very soon. Okay. Or the Amazon locker if you stay in an apartment living. But, um, yeah, it just kind of slipped my head. I'm not going to lie. Now, the fact that the Christmas episode slipped my head, that is a demerit. And I will take that on the chin. Why is K-Lore, the Christmas episode is up there with the most important episodes we've ever done. That's very true. We've always dressed up first year. Always have. I don't remember. I was saying to you were, there's a promiscuous Mrs. Claus. You were Mrs. Claus. The next year we both wore zip up jingle bell trees. Trees. And then this year, I mean, is that what happens when we have a kid? The life just gets sucked out of you and all the joy. Well, the answer to that is absolutely. But as far as this, it was more of just a mental, a mental, a little brain fart. Yeah. Yeah. I know I'm sorry, but I don't, I don't know what got into me. I saw the sweater and I said, it is a week of Christmas, isn't it? That's so unfortunate. Yeah. I'm sorry. I've honestly, I've let the team down. But can I say the pants are somewhat, somewhat Christmas flavor. Christmasy. Yeah. A little bit. A little bit. This is like a, what would you call this? A sage? I would say a mint. A mint. Mint. And mint. Christmas season. Christmas season. Make the food. Give it the season. Oh. NIN. What the f*** you call me? What did you just call me? Season NIN. Season NIN. Give it the food. Give it the season. NIN. Now, now, Cam, how do you feel about Christmas now that you're a father? Oh, my God. Are you excited? Are you excited to give Malachi his first Christmas? I'm very excited. I think that's... No, it's not. It's not. I think it is. There's a hint of realism though. Oh, the Christmas for the babies. Yes. I thought you were calling my excitement. Well. No, I agree with you. Yeah. It's absolutely pointless. Right. There's no clue what's going on. He's not going to remember it. The only thing he can do is look at documentation. And that's the thing. So I know the argument is going to be like, it's for pictures. It's for memories. We can look back on this and show you. Fake it. Set up a cool scene. Take this incredible... Like, did you have such a good first Christmas? We got you six real cars. Like, they're right on there. We had to sell them. Times got hard, but they were right here. AI is incredible. That's what I was saying. Fake this. I understand you love that little long tongue, so salivic kid. Like, I know you love them. I love them. I love them. But it's pointless. It's honestly pointless to give them a good Christmas. Your son doesn't deserve a good Christmas at one years old. Okay, now he's deserving, but it just doesn't make too much sense, fiscally or logically. Now, what he's deserving? He's a good kid. He's a good little boy. He's got that fat little white gut on him. He's a cute kid. Good kid? I don't know. You put... He's a good kid. I don't know about that. I don't know either, too. Because you put him into public for the first time with other children. He literally beat up another kid. So I don't know if he's a good kid. Love him still. That's the internal Kennedy aggression coming out. He just can't... He can't regulate it yet. Yeah. I hide behind my truth a lot. And he just goes, I want that ball. He goes, give me that. No, okay. Deserving? Maybe, maybe not. But you cannot convince his mom. What's so... I knew that was going to be the frontline defense where we're not getting past it. Oh my God. I'm just cannon fodder. She is the general. She's like, no, no, no. That ornament, it doesn't give Christmas. He's not going to understand that one. Put that one lower. He can play with that one. And just because you're so stupid, go get him three more toys. And I go, yes, ma'am. All right, Captain. I'm off. More toys. Okay. So, since this is the Christmas episode, let's... We should be honest with them, right? Let's do it. So, your son's birthday, we were honest with them. You spent $2,000 on a balloon arch, right? I mean, and that's still, I mean, absolutely ridiculous. I did not spend $2,000 on a balloon arch. I spent significant and stupid money on a balloon arch. Four figures. Four figures. Four figures. Yes or no? Yeah. Okay. So, you spent $2,000 on a balloon arch for a birthday? No, sir. What's the budget for Christmas? Surprisingly. Right. Surprisingly. We got a lot of Christmas stuff on Black Friday. So, save some money there. And the toys, they might be expensive, like just singled out, oh, 40 here, 50 here. We did not get him a ton, though. I'm honestly proud of Liv. We got him maybe like legit six gifts, but it's also, we have his birthday's a month later. So, he's probably going to get another six or seven. And then my birthday is another six or seven. It's embarrassing. I mean, we're just, we're grown. Six, seven. We're so grown. Like we, like it's getting close to tax season. We're six, seven. That is, I mean, that is an atrocity. And the worst part is we're not gaining any cool points right now. We're not gaining nothing. You look like you're trying to eat the flesh of another being. It's a six, seven monster. Anytime that you say that the six, seven monster comes up. You created your own beast. You created the monster. He's born inside of me. I was born on the docks. No, that's not okay. No, it's not okay. No, no, no. We need to talk to Voldy. She needs, she needs to get it. Oh, Voldy has no say so over the six, seven monster. She's absolutely, she has no say so over that. No, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't even know what you're talking about. You're talking about how my son, he always fattening up. He has a tongue and one tooth. But we're going to, we're going to go to you this Christmas episode. I'm putting your fire. Okay. This man and Voldemort. Well, if you don't know, Voldemort is my significant. Voldemort is this significant other. This man has a tickle monster. This man has a tickle monster with a significant other. And he goes, oh, who's going to get you? Oh, who's, oh, it's a tickle monster. Oh, who's going to get you? Oh, who's, oh, it's a tickle monster. He's 26. He tickles. You know, tickles is significant other in a voice. As if he was doing it to my son. He goes, oh, you don't, oh, you bet. Oh, you had a good day. Oh, who's coming to get you? Yeah, that's funny. But I would much rather that you have to hide your snacks in the bathroom because you're not allowed to. You like eat. Like babe, I promise I'm doing the diet. You have to live. I'm trying. I'm trying. Just go straight to it. You have snacks on your bathroom. There's only, there's one thing hidden right now. I see the Ferrero Rocher inside of Santa's head. It's on the counter. They're chocolates. They're my chocolates. Her wanted Jolly Rancher flavored candy canes. Can I? Okay. That's another thing. It's the Christmas up Christmas. High take Christmas. High take. If you're consuming a candy cane that's not peppermint, you are, you are eight years old. You have to be eight years old. Your mindset's eight year old. My wife, grown wife, got green apple, grape, and strawberry flavored candy canes. I didn't know that they made multiple. I've never had that. Because you're a normal person? And I just, can I say Christmas hot take, let's just do Christmas hot take. Oh, no, that's not Patreon. Christmas hot take candy canes aren't good. Candy canes suck. Candy canes are more of a jaw workout than a flavorable dessert. It's like you're buying a first class ticket to the dentist when you purchase a candy can. Yeah. It's just like sharp as hell. It's sweet. It's not the best. Like what do you do with the candy can? This is what I do with the candy cane. I'll shove that, all right, I'm deep there. I'm tickling the back of the throat a little bit of practice. Remember college? Hitting that little punch in the back of that candy cane. So I get it in there. I'm grabbing the hook part like this and I'm shoving in. Like that right there, right? Like I'm at the doctor. Right there saying let me see that thing, right? Or at your house. And so I put it in and I suck a couple of times, right? To get the initial flavor off. I'm sucking and twisting it. And then at the point, at the point to where it turns into almost like a lip gloss. You know that feeling when you twist the candy cane and the flavor gets on your lips to like a coat? At that point I'm done with it. Your father. Your father is behind the camera and he was watching you go, oh yeah, I'm sitting there slipping and sliding and twisting and sucking it. And I just quickly glance and I went, and your dad was like this. He was like, he said, you know I suck and twisting and sliding until it's a little lip gloss right there. And then I'm done with it. That's what. But you don't know what I'm saying. That's what I, you have a more Christmas hot take? No, but on the candy cane, oh, I got some hot takes, but on the candy canes I used to grab the hook. I'd hook my lip quickly pretend I was a fish that was caught and then just bite down. That's why I never liked him though, because I went straight to biting. I was never good with mints. I had no patience. There's a patience. I put a mint in my mouth and I was just going to town. Yeah, it's like you got a savory. You're not a savory guy. You're not a four play bandit. You're like, let's get to the, I go, I go, this is a race. You try to win as quick as you can. I said, come on, there's no, they don't need to warm up. Don't put your feet in the slots. Just blow that gun. Let's get to the finish line. Come on. Come on. Get the engine rev and hurry up. You know what to do. What are some more Christmas hot takes you have? Because I got a couple. Uh, okay. Christmas hot takes. When your stockings consist of only food, that's a stocking. I'm just going to put that out there. If it's a bag of candy, this is not Halloween 2.0. This is not Halloween 2.0. Yeah. Get, throw a little mini deodorant in there. You're kidding. Probably stinks. Throw a little, throw 10 bucks of little scratch offs in there. No. Put something of meaningful value. Okay. Yes. Yes. That's what I'm saying. You can have 99% of the stocking be candy or food. No. No. The only thing that makes a Christmas stocking a stocking is if there's a lottery ticket. A scratch off. That's the only thing. Gotta be a scratch off in there. Gotta be a scratch off in there. I got, dude, my parents, one year I won $20. Yeah. I literally said, oh my God, $20,000. And I started screaming and running around. Yeah. And they just let me go with it for like a day. Yeah. And they're like, but it's 20 bucks. And I literally, I've literally cried. Yeah. I almost made my dad cry. We got him one of those prank lottery tickets. Oh, God. And I've seen my dad happy before. Like, and you know, I'm pretty sure he lived a pretty solid life. I mean, we had a good upbringing. I thought he loved me. I mean, when he saw the amount of money on that lottery, How much was the prank? What was it? Like $10,000? It was like $10,000. He scratched. He goes, who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? He said, oh my God. Holy shit. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. So he goes, who? He goes, look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Man, look at this. Man, look at it. Look at it. He said, hand my glasses. Look, oh, dude, smile as big as you ever seen. The biggest smile ever. In my heart, I was like, this joke has gone too far. Oh yeah. Right? And we got to put it down soft. And now I knew that their marriage was solid. It was on the rocks that day. I mean, whenever my mom told him, Mark, it's a fake lottery ticket, it was either he's going to end up in prison or it's a divorce happening. Luckily he walked away. That's, you know what I mean? It was a scary Christmas. I'm going to do some pull ups, man. He's on the tree just repping them. My Christmas hot take is my Christmas hot take Christmas dinners and Christmas food is honestly it's the same with the stocking for me. I don't want Thanksgiving too Thanksgiving too with not as much effort and not as much not as much as much as much seasoning. Oh, and it's kind of just thrown together. Oh, I want another ham. No, yes. I don't want him on Jersey Mike's. Yes, exactly. I want a ham again. I don't, and it's like, why is it the same food? Why is there, why didn't Christmas, I mean, Jesus is important. We all agree. Why we should give him a different meal. No meal. Let's eat non and wine. Let's just do that. Like we can get really into character. Like we don't need another turkey and ham and dressing and green bean casserole. I don't need that again. I already had it for four days last month. Yeah, I'm not doing it again. Yeah, I agree. It's stupid. You know, you know, you know, my grandma rested peace, right? Cancer. Got her. You know, and I'm sorry. Hey, you know, that's his mother over there. I mean, normally these jokes happen through the internet and now he's right there. It's a little harder. She's she died of a severe cancer. And so, but, um, man, your battery pack check it real quick. What? Take two. We used to do Christmas Eve over at her house. Now that was a religious woman, right? Yeah. You know, prayed and the whole thing, right? Who? Who was that? Prayed to pray the net. She prayed to the whole thing. She had the nativity scenes. There we go. But the in the old ones too, the ones made out of wood. Now I think she was trying to instill good values onto her grandchildren. She loved us. Right. It worked. I go, you are a wretched man. And so, and so I remember going over there for Christmas Eve, right? Okay. As a kid. And this is when she was devout into like really super into it. And I don't know for you non-religious people, but there is like a body of Christ, which is normally presented in a wafer. And then there's the blood, which is normally presented in a wine or a juice. Yes. And so as a kid, I didn't, I was, I was aware of what was going on, but at the same time, I'm growing. I was hungry. And so she would give us this. And I remember complaining. I was like, can Jesus be a little bigger so I can eat more? I ended up eating two and a half Jesus Christ that Christmas. And honestly, I think that's a first class ticket straight to the pearly gates. I mean, I, I mean, I have two and a half Jesus's in me because of me. Well, I mean, well, yeah, no other food either. It was strictly these little wafer things. You know how many wafers you have to eat to get full? I mean, I mean a village of Jesus. I mean, so much blood. I am Jesus's personal vampire. That's how much of blood I'm doing. For sake, what he says. One time in high school with my friends simply because I wanted to see what it was about. I went to a Catholic mass at 430 in the morning on a Wednesday and they were do, they were also kneeling and standing. A lot of, a lot of knees. Yeah. I mean, they have knee cushions. They're connected. I'm dead serious on the back of the pews. It comes out like a little roll away gate. Like you just sit there and it's like time to go and you go, all right. You dropped it. I swear. And I was like, wow. I'm so excited for the comments. I was like, it's a lot of knee work. I was like, we're here for a while. Oh, so many jokes. I could hear. Please don't. I won't. This is good talk. Anyway, they were having. So I didn't know they had it. I guess every time, I don't know if it's an every Wednesday thing or maybe I just showed up on the right day. But they were also giving communion. I went, yeah. And he looked at me and he said, no, no, you can't go unless you're a believer. I said, well, I am. I wouldn't go up there. And I went, but then it looks like I'm a non-believer. And I want to stand firm in my faith or walk by faith. So I go up there and I took a little wafer, right? And then I took about a one and a half fluid ounce shot of like a Pino Grigio. It was real one. Yeah. I said, this is not Welch's. I said, what is this? And then I go to school afterwards and let's just say I was a little lightheaded. You said you got 101. I'm sitting there. I said, oh, I do know what X is. I said, it's all makes sense. I was like, I went, you're in the priest. God bless you and let me teach this class. I said, you sit down. If you take guys, the X, you're focusing too much on the X. Just look at the X. It was crazy. It was a crazy time. Yeah. That's Christmas hot takes, man. I mean, Christmas is a special time. I got another one. I'm so sorry. No, I love it. Christmas hot take. Yeah. If you open up a gift on Christmas Eve, you lack patience. I mean, wait. I mean, I thought I knew my employees. I didn't know. Let's just say this. Hey, hey, wait till the morning. No, no, no, you don't go to people's door knocking for candy on October 30th. You don't eat Thanksgiving dinner on Wednesday night. You wait till the day. I like this debate because you're completely wrong. No, I'm completely right. Oh, oh, y'all, y'all just, y'all just botting at the, you're just inching to get your gifts to your open ones, sweetie. We'll do, we'll do team pajamas. No, we're going, we're going to do family pajamas that you get at that point. Why you let them open a gift if it's a predetermined gift and it's clothing that you're going to wear tomorrow morning. You're making assumptions about people's Christmas Eve. No, it's not. That's hard based. It's facts. Your first thing you said is you don't knock and trick or treat on the day before Halloween. You don't go on the calendar on October 30th. Does it say Halloween Eve? No, exactly. It's not a holiday. You know what is a holiday on the 24th? Christmas Eve, right? It's a holiday for a reason. You're supposed to, it's the Eve, the Eve of what? Christmas. Okay. And then what happens on Christmas? It's Christmas day. And that's when you do what? Celebrate Jesus and his birth. And the, the, the new money grabbing technique of the world. Open presents. Okay. On Christmas, right? I don't know, maybe. Well, it depends on your economic status growing up, right? Cause Christmas Eve, I got gifts from you were impatient. No, no, I got, it was the, it was the day designated to get gifts from people outside of your immediate household. Right? So we would go over to Memeos house. That's when I ate three and a half Jesus's, whatever I went and I was stuffed off Jesus. I went and then took my grandma, my aunt, my grandpa. That's it. Earl was, what was his name? Earl with his guitar. You got my grandma, my grandpa, Paul, Paul. I think there's an Earl in there. They might be the same guys. I don't know. One of them had a sick guitar. I saw Paul the other day. I saw Paul. You saw Paul? Paul just showed up to the house. What? Not my house, their house. I was at their house. Paul just showed up. Cool guy. Cool guy. Really quick interaction. Paul hanging good. He's doing good. I don't know. Wow. Now Paul wasn't alone with the guitars, right? No, no, that was Earl. And Earl is, no, I'm getting head knots. I don't know who these people are. One of them has a guitar collection. You're waiting on their death. That's all I remember. Well, is that your brother? And is that brother? He did, he did, Paul or Earl? No, he did. So Paul did not show up to your door. No, no, well he's passed and he did, he had the guitars. So the ghost of Paul came to your door when you were down there. No, his son, his son. He has a son named Paul. He'll be Paul and Judy. Paul and Judy, you need to say Judy. You said Paul came and rang that doorbell. We call him Paul. And then she said Paul's, Paul's gone. Paul is gone, recently gone. So you can't get on to me for thinking the ghost of Paul rang the doorbell. I'm not sure who Earl is either. Who is Earl? Who's Earl? Paul's grandson. Paul's grandson. Which Paul? Which Paul? Paul's senior? So Paul's senior has a grandson named, I mean, when are we naming these kids? It's 2026. His name's Earl. Well, he's like 50, 60. Oh wait. He's 60 and he's a grandbaby. Paul lived 140? What is happening? Holy shit. So what is Paul Junior 90 right now? How old is Paul Junior? Paul Junior's like what, 35, 40? Paul Junior's 40. And his son's 60. No. Paul Junior's kid's like 14. You just said Earl was 50. No, that's Paul's senior's grandson. Which would mean it's Paul Junior's son. For it to be Paul's senior's grandson, that means skip a line. So Paul gave birth to Paul. That Paul gave birth to Earl. No, no, no, no. How the hell, no, you listen, how the hell is the middle Paul 30 and his son is 60? No. So her brother, Paul's senior. Yes, yes. Paul's senior gave birth to Paul Junior. To Paul Junior. Earl, and my mom. Paul has a son. Your mom's brother's her dad? You just said Paul's senior's her brother and they had that he was, gave birth to your mom. I mean, there's some twisted brain. I know that they're related too. So something got up in the slavery time. Okay, hold on. No, no, let's actually get to the bottom of the looper. Paul's senior. I want to keep the war going. I kind of don't want to figure it out. I kind of just want to let life happen. And then one day I get stopped in the street and be like, hey, I'm Earl's senior. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on, man? Okay, well back to Christmas Eve. Can you talk to me? But Christmas Eve, definitely you should get gifts. What do you do on Christmas Eve? You do nothing. You just get excited. You watch Elf. You turn on the lights. Oh my gosh, one more sleep. Are you excited? You ready? Yeah. All right, good night. Love you. Make sure you got to stay in your room. Got to be all quiet for old Sanny Claus, old St. Nick. Okay, that's just a kid. What do you think? I have more anticipation. I can't wait even further when I'm an adult. That's when you know things. No. No one's coming through my chimney. Okay, but tell me what makes more sense. Yours is mine. Yours is Christmas Eve. You're sitting at home, nothing special. You're playing the game. Whatever you're doing, right? That's what you do. That's what you do on Christmas Eve. Yeah, just sit there. Yeah, just sit there. On my Christmas Eve, this is what I do. I wake up. Then I go to drive. I spend time with my family. We... What? I spend time with my family. I spend time with my family. Then we get dressed. And then we go to Meemaw's house where we did before the cancer. That's fantastic. And so we went to Meemaw's house. Yes. Shelly would be there. Shelly. Papa would be there. Shelly. Willie. So there would be my aunt, my... Paul. Paul. Earl. Shelly. Willie. So it would be my aunt, my grandma, my grandpa, and then us. Right? That's family time. And then we would show up exactly. And so we go to their house. We hug. We eat. We do gifts. They're gifts. That's our time. Yes, that's a black time. That's black time. So the white folks, white folk get Christmas Eve. Black people get Christmas. That's fine. And if you have split households or that is a family ordinance that y'all made covenant, I understand that. That's fine. And that makes more sense than just sitting at home. I'm talking about the people that are in their home that because they're, oh, I just can't wait tomorrow's Christmas. Oh, go ahead, Johnny, get you one. Oh, go get you one, boy. Open one, boy. Those people suck. But how does that work? Is Santa's not even there yet? They're not opening a Santa gift. It's mom and dad going, oh, oh, you want that Baba then get it. That's how the world works. You want it all just handed to you for the rest of time. It's not, world works, Johnny. You wait till Christmas. Well, he's gonna do that. That's what I'm saying. No, she's not. Someone Malachi is young and he's talking. He's like, mommy, I want you. She's gonna be like, yeah, whatever the. And that's when I go, no, boy. Take your stuff to that crib, boy. You go to sleep now. You open that gate. I'm throwing them all away. That's what happens. Hit him with that immediately. No shot. The Usional Podcast. Well, it is the Christmas episode. Yes, sir. So that means, you know, in YSK fashion. No. You know what that means? No, sir. Oh, oh, oh, it's time. For. Don't get my tongue. That was a loose speeder. What? Like you, this. Oh, CJ, speed this up. Just off of visual, that shirt looks too small. Yeah, it feels like it is. You know what time it is. Why? Oh, that's not a why. That's just the fur. I thought you said you had a haircut this morning. Oh, I can't sleep. He canceled it. It was too early. Oh, you know what time it is. It's time for, no, it's okay. I don't want that right there. I need to go up though. No, I don't want it. If you're gonna do character, you gotta go full character. No, I don't want it. You gotta go full character. You gotta go full character. And fix your ear. Fix your ear too. You gotta go full character. No, look, now lower. Now lower. Oh, you know what time it is. It's time for CEO Santa. Whoa. Oh, Santa. You don't have a mouth or a fade. There we go. There we go. There we go. There's your hand. There's your hand. There's your hand. There's your hand. There's your hand. There's your hand. There's your hand. There's your hand. There's your hand. CEO Santa needs he needs his Mrs. Claus whoo where's me and Santa got Mrs. Claus something sexy to wear this Christmas it's behind your chair Santa got Mrs. Claus a cute little outfit okay go get yeah yeah oh Mr. Claus has an extra reindeer yeah CEO Santa's got you to put on if you want your gifts hold it up yeah yeah yeah how about you go behind that curtain yeah go by that curtain and get dressed for CEO Santa oh Mrs. Claus come show Santa your sexy outfit oh oh wow come on oh oh Mrs. Claus Mrs. Claus so the oh Mrs. Claus sit sit wow CEO Santa oh Mrs. Claus whenever we go deliver gifts the first place we're visiting is Pound Town don't start with me don't get us demonetized Mrs. Claus or hope you like a hope you like a girl with some hair hope that doesn't give Mrs. Claus yeah yes you kind of look like Ed Gein there's the there's the reason my hands are prime primarily gonna stay right here too it's okay well see you Santa every year likes to get his little pretty Mrs. Claus a nice little gift because you take care of Mr. Claus all the time you clean him up I mean you don't leave no seconds now do you lady you make sure I'm ready to get on that sleigh yeah those sparkles are really doing something to see you Santa sorry about the little chest hair too I would have tied it up I knew we were going on a podcast now see you I have become Southern molasses see you Santa got you a gift are you ready yes sir yes sir get see you Santa wrapped it himself I go now I can I tell you you can tell I wrapped up I go honey I see half the gift I could you didn't wrap it good at all okay you're not supposed to wrap you're supposed to drop down eat some cookies get carrots over this isn't a good wrap no I mean you I can lose see it's a black and white box and there's red taking it so heavy there you go okay Merry Christmas cam one out of ten what do you think the wrapping is let's see we got majority of the CEO Santa cover the important majority of the surface area I'll give it a five I'll give it a five okay but for my boo boo it's 10 okay it's 10 you can take care of Santa later don't show them Mary what I've been I've permission to open it will see you Santa wants to get the clip so CEO said to me do the point that at the camera okay maybe flip it I can't tell what's okay okay I'm gonna open it to them first Merry Christmas man thank you buddy you did you always you don't have to do this I told you I literally don't know what's it hey holy oh bro what why because I know you're trying to lose weight and it's a really hard time for you and so it's I know it's so hard and whatever I can do to make the workout process easier you said you like gripping on that little extra CEO Santa started not to get attracted to Mrs. Claus anymore this is not what Mr. Claus signed up for at the beginning of the relationship oh thank you honey boo boo oh bro seriously what yes sir how did you did you okay I'm gonna cut the southern molasses claws did you ask live no I asked yes somebody God care of listeners what a good y'all are this is bro this is too much yes oh it was way too much I know I'm saying this is too much I went in there with confidence left a little sad this is so late though oh my god you said it gets free use of it at the house you do whenever CEO Santa comes overseas little dog nephew you can go ahead and strap on in bro Merry Christmas thank you come on bringing it yes I got oh oh oh oh but CEO Santa has other little elves to see oh Santa has gifts for the two of you oh yes CEO oh oh oh Santa oh see oh Santa's like it's moving here see you said is a prick bro no way so oh why do you oh oh Santa's mistress didn't put name oh that means Santa didn't really buy the gas you know what it is boys oh you said as gifts for you to they're very comparable in size um here no should they bring them here no yeah yeah yes you scoot over I'll move you tell me you little freckled elf come to the seat right here baby boy he's moved slower than piss here you go I don't know if you celebrate or not but you like gifts here you go Santa's heard that you are on a fitness journey I am I am and so you can say to give you a gadget hell yeah for you to for you to get to my to do something with those I don't know what that come here show the viewers oh it's like there you go come and watch the camera you can track all your things at the gym get off a CEO Santa said now we got big dog elf there we go CEO Santa got you a little something I'm genuinely concerned because I'm gonna put CEO sin on blast I picked out everyone's gift yeah he did help he did help no no that's why I'm concerned here we go this would be a decent gift I don't know what I'm receiving oh you're kidding all right my man that's crazy too because I set out one of these literally yesterday I got you no problem but and and see you Santa knows you like to be outside so they transition to sunglasses so there's now you can be like a little freckled out boy too he always wears the sunnies inside and and I hope everything is good and works because CEO Santa lost all the receipts so if you were brought up broken you oh hey hey come on boys little else I know you worked hard but let's give one more round of applause see you Santa go tell her go tell her go tell her go tell her go tell her shake that's Anna that's my channel go tell her go tell her go tell her go tell her go tell her go tell her huh go tell her go tell her Go Santa go Santa go Santa go Santa go Santa Go go sit go be safe Santa be safe Santa Be safe Santa I'll take care you now Santa's not 21 anymore. No, no, he's not lose speed or underneath Oh Now it's been doing numbers boy No Voldemort We're I was walking around the house in my drawers. She was like how is it possible to sag in underwear? Like my underwear is halfway off my rump. Oh god almighty. Oh wait See oh Santa didn't forget about the remote worker So you'll see this when you edit this it's okay come upstairs and say hello come get some water See oh Santa heard that you want to go to a new gym So CEO said it's gonna pay for the whole year at that new gym See you said there's a great Great lead oh, oh Santa thank you guys. Thank you Santa you all you always do this You're a you're a fantastic and a very loving leader and we appreciate you Santa and your gift You're like now like I said, I don't believe your patience. I don't believe and do that early So you're gonna get yours on the 25th. All right. Oh, but just know it's I won't be here the 25th Okay, it'll be a fluke. I'm gonna get I'm gonna give it to you prior to the 25th. You're open on the 25th. There we go. Yes. Oh Oh says CEO Santa forgot to mention everybody's check might look a little different because He said everybody's check might be little different Hey, okay all jokes aside Thank you very much. That was very thoughtful fantastic gifts to even if you had help picking them out fantastic gifts one more round of applause You know what initially I was gonna do I will I will document I will document his gift giving as well You know what initially I was gonna do is I was going to I went to like four different trading card places to get exclusive packs of Yu-Gi-Oh They were like we don't have Do you need help? Yeah, they're like maybe Pokemon like a big market. Yeah, and I was like, oh, I don't know and then so I called Robbie Yes, the fact that you remembered that is on you know, I could you know what I was worried about even when you were opening it I was like I cuz I could have sworn you had that already. No, I was a I was going to buy a multiple times. Yeah, okay multiple times Like brother that might be the gift I get myself this year. Yeah, cuz that is expensive. Thank you. Oh, oh Oh No, I know that's why I was like no way good man, Clee and got a lot of text this weekend So hey, did you just you spend a couple hundred on some you? Yeah, yeah, no no you go talk to you tomorrow Yeah, I was and then now my for you page on tiktok is you go box openings and I'm like I might block Like I don't like this is I know what I signed up for you you didn't sign up for it But you rekindled it you rekindling. Hey Robbie. Hey Robbie. We're gonna wait till the end to play with the gifts Robbie is that kid? He's Right now he's downloading the app right now open it He's how we turn to look at Pierce Pierce like holy Thanks, cool. Hey, you see Pierce like he's like, oh my god, it gets every step Yeah You you rekindled that flame for me. Did I tell you the story about We were adult money on kids at your house and you literally say hey watch this In a $200 remote control car came around the corner. Yeah, and I went bro. That's sick, but Why'd you get that and you literally look to be with complete? Seriousness you went. I'm a grown-up man. I can get whatever I want and I went God isn't that the truth I just went back home and I went Like I used to love this now. I have my money that I can spend on whatever I'm going to to re-get in that hobby It's been fun. It's the best. I'm telling you. It's like a it's like a new Like sense of your youth it goes downhill from there though, bro It's like oh no You start to obsession it starts to become like anything like you thought of as a kid like I ordered a fushigi the other day Like you know the magical ball. I know it's a scam, but I always wanted it on the commercial I want to do the scale and you and Zupals the the plates remember cuz I remember they're still in business. Yes, we're there at Walmart Holy shit because I remember as a kid. I did play the the commercial I like all ink Zupals and they would say like 1299 for four plates and I'd like mom I want some soup. I was Such a stupid 1299 for four plates That's a fair and so now I saw in the story and I was like holy shit So even like in my house, there's Zupals and that's crazy and I've always been into like statues and like weird like art I bought a fries. Yeah, I like that's fire like in a hundred video stupid. It means dumb, but like it's cool It's for when it makes you feel good. That's the main thing happiness is priceless happiness is priceless But I want to ask if something does have a price on it. Okay? Is there any amount of money like realistically? Like not like an astronomic, but is there any amount of money on this earth that would get you to stop speaking to me forever? Tax-free cash I go Whoa, you live your life. However you want it. You cannot text talk to or interact with Payton Hardin. Would you do it? For and for how much money? Now the crazy part is I know your number not only are you gonna say yes It's gonna be so low It's gonna be so Disrespectfully low. I would say I could go both routes. My heart says no I would never take that. Okay, I love you and I want to be I want the relationship with you now my My other heart the business heart and you're creeping into it says take a ton of money Split it with me and then let bygones be bygones. Yeah, so I'm gonna go with my heart though I'm gonna say no, I'd rather have you and everything we have together in our synchronosity than than money I remember I used to be like you I Really did used to be that pure and be like, you know, there's value in relationships and love But then I realized how the world works and I was like I don't want to stress about anything anymore If that comes at the cost of hippie Shianara how much how much and it bet no do not know before you answer this if it is number if it is Aggregiously disrespectful. I have a number then we we have to we need to like a go on like a three-day sabbatical You gotta think about it like this relationship. You gotta think about it like this a guy just comes up to you I didn't plan on this. It's not like I get to sit down to think a guy comes up to me right cold hard cash Non-taxable 50 million 50 million 50 million cam I would I might Mean I mean honestly, I mean honestly you want to know the difference in our hearts Yeah, I said it couldn't be anything lower than a billion in my mind really that's so someone comes up with you $900 million cash You're $900 million cash and you just don't talk to me No, because I need at least a billion so we can split it five hundred five No, what the split is not an option. It's all yours. It's all mine. So I can do whatever I want But if you if we find out you did it I'd be an interaction with pain. No transferring money is an interaction. No wouldn't know it's my scenario Oh, dude, that made me mad. Oh, dude, that made me mad. That's my scenario. I Would just send 500 m's to the studio account. Well, I'm done. That's no interaction with you But if that's against the code then I would not take any sort of money Wow, I'm not taking sort of money. I mean that shows art. You said 50 million. It doesn't mean I don't get shit from it No, 50. You know that your best friend that you love so much is so well off Wow, wow, I'm so happy for him. I wonder what island he just bought You want to know the worst part about that whole thing? Yeah, the worst part if you got 50 million You're never working a day the rest of your life. No, but because of the claws I can't even get all the logins to everything to keep the ship running. I am Stranded I have gone. I'm done start from new I go hell I got like six out of ten those are the four I don't I need those four I need those logins and then I'm done. You could you could start like I don't know studios like I don't know what I'm doing I don't know what happened. Don't trust loyalty studios And then you and then oh my god wait, so do I in this scenario? Do I still know you exist no everything or is it like you just simply cannot interact or speak to me or talk to me So I'm gonna see your posts of you and like Barbados. Oh, no, no, no cam if I get that much money People are gonna think I died. I'm not having so I'm not talking. I might not talk to them, too I'm I swear to God if I get if I get 50 or wait what I say 50 million dollars I mean Pierce would have to put lost and found pictures up for me like like please find Peyton I'm not talking to anybody. Okay. What if right now? Yeah, this was a super planted in your subconscious And I go well, you know, we really pulled together as a company and we wanted to say thank you to see you Santa Here's 50 million cash. I had it in a crate right here. What would you do honest reaction? Right now in the middle of recording Genuinely, I would not believe that it's real money, but what if like a what if like a No, I mean that is 50 million I'd be like what happened let's say Someone is around the corner and they come around and they're like a world-renowned banker and they have the certificate And it's all real no fake dollars. Nothing. Yeah, like Warren Buffett. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Is that a rich guy? Sure even better yet to make it more realistic Let's say it's Elon and he just had a he was a giveaway and you were the we were the winner We gave it to you. That's a crazy giveaway. Yeah, it's 50 million. Yeah tax. Yeah tax purposes Yeah, I think it was 50 million dollars right now And so but I knew it came from a rich person part of the scenario and I go right now Yeah, put your money where you're not this you have to take this and you can never speak see interact with me My son you can never hug me you can ever grab that white haunch on the back end of me ever again Oh, dude, I would cry for about four days and then I didn't know And I'd look up and be like wow there really are stars on the roof of this car. Oh, wow, this is nice man Man, I wonder what public school Malachi is in This is nice, huh? I would probably take the whole drive home like this. Yeah, you actually did Yeah, actually talking Oh, my god blame you though. Could you? Brother we are at the company already won the 50. Oh the company wanted. Yeah We won we learn it is but we won the Elon giveaway. Yeah, we could have dispersed the 50 We could have just banked the 50. Oh We can But you got that situation and you took it yeah break all off ten Thousand Oh taking can't talk anybody ever again, okay, okay? This now there now this is this is a true. Yeah, is he an ass or is he we split it? 5050 525 goes to you. Mm-hmm. The other 25 is dispersed evenly or you get all 50. I Don't want it to be 25 25. I want to be like 4515 we're either splitting 50 50 and then our 50 gets dispersed or you get all 50 million 45 15 right is 50 45 and 15 is 60% that's 60 million Yeah, now that we're no Wait, who's is getting split between You're all that and all three oh and and see Okay, okay. Oh my okay. This is the last one is last straw 40ms. Go to you 40 million dollars I don't know 50 out of the 50. Yeah 2.5 2.5 2.5 2.5. I would want you to get more Well, there we go. I go. Sorry boys, but now we're talking. I go. I go come on. Okay 7.5. We go 1 1 and then point 5 You should know All right CEO Santa, thank you. Thank you so much. That was honestly amazing, but I'm not gonna lie What's up, man? And this this might seem like a little backhanded because you just did something so gracious so loving But it is the Christmas episode. It is Christmas season You're gonna do some Christmas riddles. We got to do some Christmas riddles and that and see that's why I don't that's why That's why if I got a hundred million dollars. I'm not talking to you You can't deter me from my plan just like I said what if I was like, oh, no, no gifts No gifts. Nope. You had that we have some riddles locked and loaded And I'm starting to not look forward to holidays because every time there's a holiday I get a riddle I don't like this. All right, let's go. It's like same just different. Yeah, let's go. All right. All right Do you all believe in me? Let's get a come on. Let's get it. Here we go. Let's go Santa Thank you made the riddles commence let's do it Johnny's lineage goes back 300 centuries black or white Black or white where was he at what side of history was he on? Here we go. Here we go a child gets 12 gifts Each one placed under the tree on a day Okay, no, did you see how quick you ran to go get a whiteboard? That's up that's messed up. I mean there was absolutely no belief as soon as you heard a number he's got 12 pierced Where it is over there it is actually I put it over there So no I put it by the clothes over there somewhere anyway I can get this in my head believe in me. Oh, no We go a child gets 12 gifts each one placed under the tree on a day matching its numbers So one oh Yeah, well each on a day matching its numbers. That's what Milo had in that show That's a problem. So what when you match things with colors, isn't it? No, that was colors and numbers and he was abducted Okay, I take bad parenting that terrible husband. Just all I mean Oh, he's a bad human awful father. I'm just bad person. Yeah, very bad mother needs to get looked at too How do you not see any signs here? We go whiteboard in hand expo in the other a child gets 12 gifts Each one placed under the tree on a day matching its number One on day one two on day two, okay, etc. Etc. How many total gifts did the child receive? One one two two three three four four five five You're four by the way I might add if there was one more digit added to your fours in the same way you drew that we'd be in trouble That looks like propaganda your fours are so close to something that we do not stand for I mean That's bad. That's actually funny. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not what I meant Sorry, Pierce Okay, no There you go. There we go. I need a calculator. Let's get to dude So look, I mean this is easy. It just takes a long time. No, it's actually second grade math easy 24 One plus two one plus two plus three plus four plus five plus six plus seven plus eight plus nine plus ten plus eleven plus twelve Equals 78 gifts 78 gifts. Good job. First one's right. He got 78 gifts No, I don't know. I don't know what his parents do Doctors and lawyers they're doing something. Maybe a little side. Thank you. Oh good. Good first one. Good first one We're gonna get an eraser Thank you, please Thank you, please Ready? Yeah It's actually accurate. I wear green in the dark of winter Though I am not warm I Am trimmed though. I'm not clothing and when I'm dry I'm thrown away. Oh, okay. What am I so you're so the first part is you stay in the dark I wear green in the dark of winter. You wear green in the dark of winter. Oh, okay Don't we get you too flustered you are green in the dark of winter. Yes, okay Green equals winter though. I am not warm Not warm Okay, I am trimmed though. I'm not clothing trimmed It's a tree and when I'm dry, it's a tree. I'm thrown away. It's tree wrong When you're dry, you're thrown away. What am I dry? You're throwing away was before dry and throwing away I'm trimmed though. I am not clothing. Yes, and when I'm dry I'm thrown away. So you so So you're green and you're green in winter. I wear green in the dark of winter You're not warm though. I am not warm cold. So it's something cold and green You're trimmed like so pubic areas. I'm trying. Yeah, maybe maybe a little runway I'm landing. I'm a little landing strip. I'm trimmed though. I'm not clothing. You're trimmed That's the part that's making me think pubic area. It might be it sounds very pubic. Yeah sounds sexual And how do you keep yours when I'm dry natural state? I've done a landing strip before right now me too little grizzly Hey, have you ever carved your name carve my name? No, I have your name. I was easier than mine Three letters five. It's a chair name It doesn't have fun That's why I'm always worried You know Oz Pearlman the guy the mentalist. Oh, he you silly. Oh my god No, no my thing is cuz I watch a lot of his videos and he's like think of a name and he goes doesn't have six letters So I'd be my view and that's what I'm worried about him coming here Like I want him to you would you you would think about this you would be so bad you would ruin his mentalist experience Yeah, he'd be like your pin number is and I'd be like oh wait. I forgot. It's actually seven digits He's like we're going he goes. Yeah, right here green but not worn agreement green in the winter Not warm. Yes trimmed not clothing Dry throw away. What am I snowflake snowflakes are green? Snowflakes are green hey, oh eggs eggs eggs green eggs and ham green eggs and ham eggs Green eggs and ham they fed us at an elementary school Someone's mom came in on like her day off. She was a stay at home Little griddle in the back no seasoning or nothing just straight food coloring and it smelled like dogs and shool rooms like the rest of the day Eggs was your final answer. Yeah, okay. That's wrong answers are wreath Are we a wreath? It's a tough word for me Okay, sorry, I Good answer good answer. Oh my god us on family feud by the way unbelievable. No good answer good answer We'd fight I stand in the cold It's not a good idea wearing white every morning and Losing my clothes by noon What am I? Put that creepy grin away. He said oh clothes this you know say you nude I Stand in the cold Wearing white every morning. I know what it is and losing my clothes by noon. What am I know what it is go for it And I learned a lot about my body when I built one of these just snow man Good answer good answer Snowman Is that a snowman not snowman I was vulnerable how I Experienced things on a snowman and I was still wrong My my snowman had holes all over it. I mean it looked like it got hit by a bunch of BB guns They got caught in crossfire an airsoft battle just cuz I was a curious boy He said oh god, it's cold I stand in the cold wearing white every morning and this is part you need a key focus on and losing my club I'm not in the hair from this and losing my clothes by noon By noon Okay, if you get another wrong guess I will workshop okay, so noon something cold wearing white every morning and losing my clothes by noon What am I and it's not a snowman just said it perfect something happens at noon What typically happens in noon break at lunch? lunch happens Good answer good answer good answer Okay, so no lunch wasn't my guess it was like okay. Yeah, there's a clue. Yeah horrible clue. What else happens at noon so? I said in the cold wearing white every morning and losing my clothes by noon. I say in the cold Where's the cold? What does that mean they're standing where you know what? I just caught myself doing and I saw it in the comment when I'm thinking I become a mouth breather and it doesn't help with my unsophisticated I was like this oh my god outside is where they're standing. What happens at noon this Tornado alarm No The test the emergency signal test No And noon it's fair to say that what happens at noon from the cold mornings at noon sun rises Which means what? It gets hot okay Ice cream losing my ice creams is guests cream Steve Snow heart and family you got one chance to steal snow close but wrong ice close but wrong Sleep snow is not if there's enough snow It's not gonna guaranteed leave think about something that's very gentle very fragile It's gonna leave if it hits noon get some heat why is it I think noon's throwing me off does it actually Doesn't actually matter the time My god that was a good one. I mean that knuckles dog right into that VMO. Oh wow it's gonna bruise Oh my I mean I'm talking bruising does it actually matter that normal text can use tonight Oh, does it actually matter the time of the day? Yes? Oh No, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Don't spit again. I'm done. So I lost frost a morning frost It's about dumbest stent. That's stupid Hey Steve, that's dumb Give me one more give me one more give me one more good answer good answer good answer good answer here we go here we go Good answer I Mean he wants he wants to work for family feud. I'm red but never spoken Opened but never unwrapped and placed beneath the tree though. I am not a gift a tree skirt What am I a tree skirt? No, sir? No, sir No, it's under the tree. I Am read but never spoken so it's red that can't talk opened but never unwrapped open but never unwrapped Placed beneath the tree though. I am no gift. So it's not right. They want you to think it's wrapping paper, but it's not wrapping paper No, sir Open but red Is red important? I am red but never spoken. That means you can't talk Opened but never unwrapped open but never unwrapped. I am placed beneath the trees though. I am a ribbon a bow a ribbon bow Good answer Good answer good answer ribbon bow Give me a hint that's not on there Is it painfully obvious what this thing is? Oh, yeah, okay, so let's see your family has it Fourth cam has it. No habit CEO Santa doesn't I'm surprised cuz Pierce doesn't celebrate this this thing can be given on all other occasions It can be given this one is just red. It's a specific. What was that? red rocket as in a dog wiener Red rocket Because it could be given on You ever have a non-nuded pup running around I mean Malcolm took advantage of some pillows I mean, I mean he actually ran through some furniture. You ready for this one? Yeah, good Red rocket I Maybe my tree was different. We didn't have much under there like it was just gifts. Okay. I Okay, listen go line by line. How line by line. I am red. I got that but never spoken So it's something that's read. They can't talk. Oh, it's a fire truck Like okay, we're gonna actually we're gonna do this quickly. We're gonna do this quickly. I am red but can't talk R E A D D New Testament It's a Bible I am red a book but never spoken books don't speak it's not opened But never wrapped never unwrapped rather sorry and placed beneath the tree Though I am no gift an instruction manual you're getting closer believe it or not instruction manual is a lot better than fire hydrant dog Wiener or whatever your first guess was New Testament In a lot closer than oh Matthew and Mark. Is it the price tag? I'm not understanding. I'm really not third one other family Christmas card But you gift Christmas cards you dumb it's not a gift. It's not a gift our Christmas cards not gifts If there's a Christmas card is not give the card itself is not a gift. No, yes, it is. No, it's not you've never just give to somebody a card Okay, so if I give you a card mm-hmm that has $50 cash in it didn't say that cash in it So if I give you a card that everybody's fortunate enough for that sometimes all you can get I give you sorry Sorry, you view the lens of your upper middle class. I don't right. I'm so with everybody And so sometimes people can't put your don't have not handwritten a card since 2018 You don't know where my hands have gone They're not on cards. They're not on cards pins or cards listen You can definitely gift a Christmas card Some that pop up like there's ones that are like 3d and they pop up and they sing the office or or there's some of whatever Presidents there at the time still a card and that's what I'm saying. You can give somebody a card This is a really cool guard to give traditionally according to the riddle. I don't know chat put it in the comments below Is my hair popping up? Yes, it is. We want one more simple one since I was a disputed bull. No, I know I want to end on that Yeah, but You're bad. This is a Christmas Episode we're wrapping it up here Pun intended Or not we have Some we have something special cam this past weekend. We found out the gender of your baby, right? We did we sure did and in real time. We don't know except for Robbie Crazy but For for the for the you should know fam We we recorded the moment we all found out at the gender reveal and luckily this episode has Spotify video So the people on Spotify can watch it as well. Go be a part of it enjoy Finding out the gender of baby number two Top up boy girl I got team boy Yeah, I would go team girl so Liv can have a great Team boy Whoo Wait, there's all boys Two years in a row going girl I Gotta go boy, but I wanted to be a girl just for the sake of the balance We love everybody in here. We appreciate you being here alright five You Should know All right everybody, thank you so much for being a part of that special very very special moment with us I'm glad that you got to be there through the screen. You got to witness it in real time kind of whenever we did So thank you for that, but per usual. We absolutely love each and every single one of you We cannot wait to see you again next week 2026 is gonna be an incredible year. It's gonna be amazing But Merry Christmas spend some good time with your family or don't everything yeah according to P to hell with your family But we'll see you under that tree koala royalty You got a very special episode coming to you on Christmas day five days of Christmas over on patreon right now first link in the description Click that go join the koala club. It's amazing place. Merry Christmas confuse the casuals and get your good karma very very very simple code in In careful see You Marvel Cinematic Universe Merry Chris e Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas everybody remember oh I love doing this because it's Christmas What I require Every two quarters don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you the next time Merry Christmas And this is the koala bear that made it home. That's what that's one I attend that didn't that didn't make Oh You know we own a you know we own a koala bear. I do know that got adopted when in tour yeah We need to I'm sure he's not with us. We need to go visit. He might be dead Yeah, might have died because in the picture he didn't look too healthy really didn't kind of old a lot of clothes