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Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 203. Round of applause. please yes sir oh we got some things brewing ysk unplugged is going through the moon and the link is in the description if you want to watch the payton versus cam world tour documentary one week before the general public on ysk unplugged completely ad free completely uncensored over on our patreon right now episode two is live right now over on our patreon right Link in the description. But if you don't want to get Patreon, bad mistake. Shame on you. It will be available Saturday, February 14th, Valentine's Day. Wrap yourself up in a little snuggie. Get a little nasty with yourself to episode two of the documentary titled The Million Dollar Deal. All right, guys. We love you so much. There's a Koala Royalty live stream this Thursday. Come say hi to all of us over on the Patreon. We love you. We love you so much. The twos, the 200s are feeling good, right? We love the YSK family. YSK Unplugged is going to the moon, and we all have our rocket ship. That's kind of nice. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Yes, sir. What's up, Cam? How you feeling? I'm good, buddy. I'm good. Oh, man. Yes, last week it was the shoes. This week it's the shirt. Wow. I mean, Hall of Fame, back-to-back bad outfits. You're 96-97 Jordan with bad outfits. Let's go. Bro, thugs need hugs. I feel like that's a very universal statement. Dude, I'm not. You don't think you need a hug? You need a hug. I'm not a thug, first of all. That might be an intent behind that. Oh, no, no. Oh! Can I set the record straight and start with something very intentful? Yeah. Very intentional. Yeah, what's happening? Ooh. I wanted to show my respect and my honors to you and your community for Black History Month. This is the first recording day. I wrote a slight jingle. Do you mind if I sing it? You wrote me a hymn for Black History Month? I wrote you a cultural black hymn for Black History Month. Yeah, man. Go ahead. Happy Black History Month! I figured it was only right if we did it in a rap form. I made it like... Oh, wow. We created a lot of genres other than rap. I'm not going to write it in piano. What are you doing? No. Come on. Here we go. Ready? Let's go. Lock in. It's four lines. Let me get through it. Let me talk about it. Okay. Don't do the hand. Well, okay. Oh, that hand's itchy. No, you can use that hand. Oh, I can use it? Yeah. Happy Black History Month. Say it again. What? Past, present, future. Let's... Did he ad-lib himself? You just used your own ad-lib. Yes, that's fine. I'm a one-man band. No one else can do it. Okay, here we go. Third time's turn. Oh, my God. Happy Black History Month. Say it again. What? Past, present, future. Let's celebrate then. What? Culture, power, history in the mix. What? Black excellence. Yeah, that's it. Happy Black History Month, buddy. I also wrote a second version. if that one didn't hit. I really have another one. Give me the other one. Happy Black History Month. Turn it up loud. Celebrating legends. Standing proud. Yeah. From then to now. Every story hits. Black history strong. Yeah, that's it. I keep ending with yeah, that's it because I don't really know how to close it. Thank you. Thank you. As you should, right? Here we go. Well, don't do that. See, you ruined it. You got to use a tongue if you're going to do it. Here we go. All right. Welcome to February. Wow, man. Name your top five black people of all time. LeBron James, Denzel Washington. In terms of money and grossing actress, got to go Zoe Zaldana. What's her name? Zoe Kravitz? No, sir. Not Kravitz. Who? No. The one that plays an avatar in every CGI, everything. Gamora. Got those three. Top five, you don't even know your name. You don't like that many black people. You added some of you, you don't even know their name. Okay, I can easily go LeBron James. Yeah, your favorite. Favorite. LeBron James. Right. I'm going to go Drake. Now, that could be controversial, right? He's got a lot of – there's a lot of little different paves in that job. Even your top five has to have a little whiten in it. A little whiten in it. LeBron James. Probably throw MLK up there, maybe. Maybe. I mean, hell, Serena. She was a monster. Simone, too. She did great for our country. Definitely Denzel. If Denzel's not up there, it's not a top five. And then final for the top five of my favorite personal blacks, black people, let's go with, you're making me sweat. Let's see. Why? I'm not going to steal your purse. A final black. It should not be this hard. You guys see me this hard, but I'm thinking of my favorites. My mom's not out there? Oh, your mom. Your mom, Arnita Harden. There we go. There we go. Arnita Harden. That's my top five black people. Simone Biles, Serena Williams, LeBron James, Denzel, and Arnita Harden. That's my top five black. I love how much black woman representation is in there. I can give you a lot of black women representation. That's your favorite. Queen Latifah's definitely. I'm surprised she didn't make your top five. Queen Latifah's up there. You've got to have Jada Pinkett. Before all this, you know, whatever stuff, she's falling off a bit. Megan Good before the cigarettes and nipple pictures. Oh, the nipple pictures are fine. Yeah, but. You don't always appreciate a good nip. It was good, but, you know, definitely Megan Good. Youthful years. still got to throw in Nala in that top five. That's a lion, man. It's animated, but you know she's black. She's black and proud. That is a gorgeous lion. I'm throwing Nala in there. Never a big Queen Bee guy. Beyonce's beautiful. And she has some songs that are very suggestive. But I was never like, you know, oh my God, Beyonce dropped. I did used to listen to her on the way to my AAU tournament. So in the car with my mother. Why? Because I was afraid to play explicit rap music that was like, ah, shoot him, shoot him, kill him, whatever. So I played Dance For You by Beyonce. Tonight I'm going to dance for you. Play that in the car with my mom in a 2013 Kia Sorento. Headed to South Dallas, 9 a.m., court four. I'm surprised due to current situations, the new Nicki Minaj is not up there for you. I go, you know my favorite musician, Kid Rock. The fact they're throwing their own halftime performances. No, it's crazy. No, we're not getting there. We're not going there. It's tricky waters. It's tricky waters. Hard to swim in those waters. On Black History Month, huh? I mean, we're off to a start. I was just making fun of you, not you. Oh! Yeah, because I'm black. No, because you can't swim. Now, that might be because you're black, but I'm saying I was making fun of you, not your culture. Dude, yeah. I know plenty of black friends that could swim. Name three. Cam, Russ, and Vince. And you've all from Seminole State. Physically seen them in the pool with me. And they're all black. Nice. A lot of them are black. You went to Seminole State pool? Yeah. Green water. Yeah. Green water. Believe it or not, but the year before you got there, you know who, assistant coach, made us do a pool workout. Of course he did. Shirts off. He said shirts off, Speedos only. He said after we're skidding him. And I get to record it. That is deep cut lore and y'all will never, ever. Y'all never hear that. I tried to bring it up on a live show, but it can't be each other. I mean, that's the type of, that's like that Vatican City. I feel like we even say that, we even put that out in the world. He'll be in our inner. I'm not worried about it. He'll be in our inner. That's good for you. He's going to jail. Yeah, what if he gets us first? He can get us first, then go to jail. That's true. That's not one little joke over a creep is not enough for my life. He does know how to summon deer. He knows how to summon deer. He knows how to literally vanish. Yeah. Vanish from an institution, yet somehow get a job 40 miles down the road. Yeah, at a bigger school. And no one knows where he is here 40 miles down the road. They all know him. He's got a whole new different alias. You know, he popped up on my Snapchat as a white woman. Like his little bitmoji was a white woman. You're a black man. Can we talk about that real quick? That happened to me. Not black men and white women. There's a lot to talk about there. But I'm saying, can we talk about how Snapchat really is dogging these people out? No, tell me. How you just said, if your phone number is the same and you've been on Snapchat and you think you're going to be smart and, oh, let me delete this and do a new account, a brand account, be someone else. Oh, no, no. Because it'll show you. It'll pop up. Oh, this is in your contacts as blank in your contacts. And now it's freaking Sabrina Carpenter fan page 101 on Snapchat. No, I know who you are. I know exactly who you are. And that's weird, man. Dude, yeah. It is strange. Dude, a lot of strange stuff has been happening, man. This last week, we went to a million subscriber dinner with the whole team. Congratulations on our million subscribers. Yeah. No, no, no. Can I just say this first? Yeah, yeah. You got to let it go. No. No, no, no. No, no. I don't have to let it go. I genuinely don't have to let it go because I was trying to treat my team to a nice. No, no. Okay. We spent $3,800 on this dinner. How much that dinner cost? Oh my god, it was not worth it. $3,800, and Pierce, if you do it again, you're fired. He left a $500 tip. No, no, no. You left a $500 tip on that. I saw it in your chicken scratch handwriting. And Gratuti was already included. He double-tipped. Oh, he double-tipped. Oh, he double-tipped. You double-tipped. Parties. No, it was in your handwriting. Exactly. You added more. You added more. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. When it's already added, it's in the total. Yes, you did. I saw 500 in inmate spork handwriting from you. And then, because after she told me, I'm going to take off the tip that he added. It was her exact words. But I said, if you didn't pull out a QR code in front of 12 people, I might have told you to leave it. So we went to this restaurant that's in Dallas, Texas. Don't go to it. I won't say the name. It's called. Oh, what? Oh, what? You can mute it. We'll see it. Patreon, you get to know the name of it. There you go. There we go. That's good. So Dallas. So we went to this restaurant, right? And I went to this restaurant for my birthday, right? And it was one of the best restaurant experiences I've ever had. I mean, top tier. You would have thought we just, I mean, we were like royalty. Yeah, no. And we don't expect that. No. It was just. No, yeah, I do. Actually. No, yeah, I do. If I'm spending four grand on a dinner, I expect a certain level of intimacy at my dinner. That's true. A certain level of white glove service, right? Honestly, I want you to carry me to my car. Sir, that drink's not even halfway done. We're already pouring another one. Exactly. Because we know it's going to be needed. Exactly. Can I say this was the worst restaurant experience ever? And Cam, we can go back and forth on this. Let's do it. First of all, there's no parking at this restaurant. None. None. Because it's downtown. Yep. It's a downtown restaurant, which is fine. So I go to valet my car, right? If the valet is $40, right, and the only option is to valet, when I give you my keys to my car, I expect you to take my vehicle to where I can't f***ing see it. Yeah, put it in a shelter, put it in something behind a security fence. Yeah, he parked it right there. No, no, no. He literally got in my truck, took it literally 16 feet, and parked that f***ing. I didn't even make it inside. He goes, $40 and a tip. I said, what? You said, I could have left it there. I could have done that. Yeah. First of all, and so that was the first red flag, right? Oh, my God. To go with the parking. So you remember when Ryan pulled up late? Yeah. So I went out there and I go, hey, brother, I see your 10-foot parking lot of valet is full. Where's the nearest parking garage? His literal answer, the guy, the valet guy, I say, where's the nearest parking garage? He looks at me and goes, 12. What? I'm not kidding. He goes, 12. And I went, what are you? He goes, uh, 12. And I went, ah, that's right. And I walked off. I went, what the? Oh, I think there's a place called 12. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh. I just don't think he was understanding. I don't think he was picking up what I was putting down. I said, hey, brother, where's the near? I know that's a one-way street, and there's one right there. Is there another one close? Like, where's the nearest parking garage? He goes, 12. And I went, all right. Thanks. And I walked off. And so we get into the restaurant, right? First of all, they knew what was going on. They knew, the management knew, this is the You Should Know podcast coming in here. Million subscribers. Big milestone. Big milestone. And we want to share it here at this restaurant because we had a good experience. Now, I've never been in the hospitality business, but I know, right, if somebody's saying we want to celebrate this big monumental moment here, I'm going to be like, okay, let's do it right. Let's do it right. Let's do it big. Which is fine if you don't even want to do it right or do it big. Just do it, right? Yeah. You don't have to do it big. Just do it. They didn't do it. Just give me the f***ing bread. We do. So they don't want to sit us. First of all, we get a private room. We get this private room, right? Because we just want to have it just us, you know. And I've always thought about this. Why is there a wait for a private room? No one is in there. And you charge us $580 a head before getting in there, right? If you want this room, it's $5,000 a head. Allegedly. So they wait for about 75% of our group to get there. they sit us down, right? They sit us down. We notice the left side of the table a little wobble-dobble. A little wobbly! Yeah, a little. That was a rocking boat. That wasn't even like a that wasn't like a oh, it goes left, right if you lean. That table was going it was like a it was on a gyrating machine. It was like it was made to put on a naval sea boat so where it always balances on the waves. It was that bad. It was a Titanic simulation table. You want to see what the Titanic ship looked like on the way down this is it right it was it was ridiculous yeah and so we set we sit down at the table right now we just got done recording it doesn't matter what we just got done doing we're sitting down at a restaurant private table big milestone right lady comes in right waitress waitress comes in she goes hey how's everybody doing good man we're so excited for this we're starving though like yeah we haven't eaten do y'all do bread here yep we do bread first of all we've been in this place for five minutes do y'all do bread five minutes yep we do bread now to anybody with half a brain cell what does that mean i want the yeast right bring me yeast you can even give me a yeast infection at this point i want it right she goes right put denim jeans on me with no draws on have me on outside summer day i want a yeast infection god then i go hey where's the celebratory thing can we order some drinks right she goes uh let me bring out some water first then i can come get your drinks okay that doesn't make sense but all right do your thing it's interesting i didn't ask for that wow what if i don't want water so she brings out one thing of Saratoga water now there's 18 people at this dinner right 18 people at this dinner you bring one thing of Saratoga water were you born today right now I'm not trying to be mean but let's honestly think about this right she pours three glasses of water there's 16 people thirsty we're all sitting there like this right she doesn't come back for another 12 minutes right my cup's done 16 other people don't have water right this is a bad look rough start she comes back and I said, hey, we're going to go ahead and order alcoholic beverages. She goes, okay, I can't do that yet. I can't bring them to you until everybody fully orders. And I said, that makes no sense. Right. That's stupid. I'm looking at your bartender and there's no one there going there. So he can make our drinks. And I was like, I want drinks before anything else. Right. I order my drinks. Everybody orders their drinks. 30 minutes ago, but I guess how much bread we have at this table zero bread at this table right she goes she goes is everybody here so y'all can order your food and i can bring you everything and i say bring the bread where's the bread so everybody gets all we want everybody gets there we're 45 minutes into this dinner now i so i i literally scream i wave her down hey everybody's here can you take our order please she comes in Now, Robbie's on his hands and knees under the table, right? Robbie's on his hands and knees under the table. Fixing the family. I've seen a screw like you, you little b****. They were going to fix it. Yeah. They said they were going to fix the table. Never did. Didn't even bring us water. Didn't even want to fix it. Yeah. They were just like, ah, it's fun. And so she's, I go, everybody's here. She goes, okay. She starts going into her speech. I know she can see the table moving. And there's somebody with a hard hat under the table working on the table. as she's saying it i can't even focus on her because i'm hearing i'm hearing that to my left because robbie's being a construction unit and she goes oh what's wrong with the table robbie goes look at it she goes oh anybody want water i wanted water an hour ago i'm not gonna get into this full dinner just like we didn't no no You have to let me do something. Tag me in. Tag me in. Tag, go ahead. Okay, some minute details that most people might not notice. There's a space heater plugged up by my feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 30 minutes in, I thought I had second-degree birds. I literally asked her. I said, am I allowed to unplug this? I was like, this is getting ridiculous. I was like, my Achilles is becoming bacon. Like, this is bad. So I just turn it. She's like, no, we can't allow you to unplug it. I go, that's weird. That's a weird rule to have. Why can't I? I'm not cold. In a private room. I don't want the heater on. Why can't I turn it off? I can't allow you to do that. Second thing, they have a TV in there for viewing purposes. I look out through the windows. I see the bar. They're watching NBA basketball. It was a Showtime game. I go, ooh, that'd be fun. Our group likes basketball. I pick up the remote, DirecTV. It's not 2009. Right? Just get a smart TV and get some YouTube TV, whatever you want. Click, doesn't work. Click, doesn't work. The only thing that worked was a Yule log. This is not December 24th We not waiting for Jack Nicholas to come down This is not this isn why am I looking at a Yule Lock And she goes I try to get the game on Ask us how much basketball we watched that night. No! Not a play, not a singular play. And the literal best thing ever that came out of her mouth. We are not exaggerating. We have now been there for an hour. There's no bread on our table. No, no, there's not even, there's nothing nourishing on this table. So I take it upon myself again because I don't, I know that he has a short fuse when it comes to stuff like that. And he doesn't want to be seen in that light or whatever, but we're all thinking the same thing. And I'm like, I will gladly ask. I said, ma'am, can we please get some bread? I said, like, y'all do bread, right? It's a steakhouse. You do bread. And she goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does she keep saying? We're kitchen to table. We're kitchen to table, complete the order. So not with bread. And I went, ma'am, but that's like, okay, can we put in appetizers now? You got to order everything, and it's all going to come out at once. We're kitchen to table. I go, I don't like this kitchen to table concept. There's nobody here. I want bread with my bourbon and then my steak. She goes, oh, just put your order in and we'll get the bread. And I was like, you're not kidding. Yeah. So everything came out at once. The bread, the appetizers. When we got a ton because we were hungry and the steaks, they all went. Yeah. And I was like, this is stupid. We were there for an hour with no food. And then all of a sudden, and speaking of third degree burns, how's your hand? How's your hand? This one. this guy brings what was in that it was it was a uh it doesn't matter but it was like a pot of like soup or some right and it was in a cast iron pot and he's holding the tray it's on yeah and the tray is big so i asked him because i was going to take the two pots off and clear up space i go hey bro is that hot he goes oh no shot i grab it and i go yeah i literally grabbed the pot burned my hand as soon as he because camp goes is that hot he goes no it's not camp grabs he goes no yeah it I literally went, look, yeah, it is. And the guy chuckles. He goes, oh, shit. My bad, bro. And I went, oh, no, yeah, it is. And Liv goes, oh, he's just kidding. He's just joking with you. Cam goes, no, the fuck am I. And then what about the woman that came in to laugh and didn't say anything? And you went, oh, that's cool, right? Yeah, and then this random waitress I have not seen. I'm not going to lie, she might have been a ghost. She comes in with 43 menus. First of all, we have everything. After two hours of waiting, we have all the food. Why do you have menus in your hands? She comes to the menu. She goes, literally. She walked in. I think it was when I burned myself. I think I burned myself. Yeah, because Robbie was gone for all of it. Yeah. I burned myself. She sees the other guy laughing, and she, like, wanted a hit of dopamine. She literally walks into our private room. She's holding the menu. She goes, and she's just looking at it, smiling. First of all, it's over his shoulder. Over right here in my personal space, in my tickle ear. and I was like first of all I was gonna ignore it because maybe she's shaking on it but it got to that point where you're still here and so I look at her and she's just smiling I go hey what the are you doing here he literally said that he was like he goes hey how are you doing yeah awesome gave her knuckles and she started turning around he goes what the is this what is happening needless to say god oh and then she took and then she comes and then our waitress comes around while we already have food I don't know if y'all notice this she comes around with a composition notebook literally the size of half a phone and she's starting to take notes on the dinner i don't know what she was doing she was just taking notes on the dinner with the smallest composition notebook ever and i said oh no i was like this is like it's her first day on earth i was first day on i was probably giving first aid to my own fingers yeah i missed that part and so whatever the whole dinner happens we could go another hour on this the craziest part that really cherry cherry cherry on top she hands us a four thousand dollar bill which is fine because i was expecting to pay a lot but for good service right that was the first time i gently feel like i got fucked like somebody literally just to me like somebody literally had me up like this and was just me that's what it felt like at Dallas and so as i was getting pounded at this table she brings me a four thousand dollar bill i'm mad as hell because i'm and she goes hey i just want to let you know oh my god i would love if y'all filled out a survey right because it will win my dad a bottle of wine first of all your dad i don't know your second off you just got nine hundred dollars in tips yeah go buy the bottle yourself yeah yeah And she showed us the bottle, literally $15 at Target. Yeah. Like, go. Literally. With the tip that you just crooked us for. You can buy a case of that wine. A whole pallet of that wine and take it to your father. Which is fine because she's a waitress and I know hospitality business is hard. So I was like, okay, it's fine. Ask for your survey. Cool. She hands it to me because I'm the first one there. And, all right, I'm the one responsible for, you know, this. So she brings me a QR code on her phone. politely i scan it with mine right i think that's it i'm thinking i'll never see her again i'm fine with that never see her again got the qr code thank you please go back to chili's like don't work at a steakhouse ever she moves to my left she hits k rob with the qr code i go oh what the then she goes to his left hit cj with the qr code when i tell you this waitress went to 19 people with a QR code. Oh, my God. Irresponsible. It was unbelievable. It was unbelievable. She watched us fill it out. No, it was crazy. Don't go to Dallas unless they fix that for us. Sorry, it was bad. $4,000 robbed. You literally, they had me like this. Yeah, how'd they have you? I had me like this. And they killed me. And honestly, I belonged to Dallas. Honestly. They gave you a tramp stamp with one of the meat things. and that's it. I belong to SDK. Yeah, they put a collar on me and everything. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by HIMSS. HIMSS can help you fold a fitted sheet, but it can help with your performance in the bedroom. Take control of ED with personalized treatment made with doctor-trusted ingredients prescribed by licensed providers 100% online. You're absolutely right, P. Through HIMSS, you can access personalized prescription treatment options for ED if prescribed. This is not a one-size-fits-all care system. It is tailored to you and your goals. 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Oh, yes. Yes. First off, I am on the same yoke of you when it comes to Valentine's Day. I celebrate it because it's there. It's built into the calendar. I can't control that. Now, do I necessarily believe in Valentine's Day? Absolutely not. Yeah. It is fully formed, funded, regulated by the government to boost the economy. Yeah, 100%. The only thing Valentine's Day is good for is built-in. 100%. That's great. That's nice. I'll take that. No rain checks. I can lock in. The 14th, I'm getting some play. That's good. That's cool to know. You start on February 1st, you go, hell, two weeks out. Let me get my stamina back. At that point in your relationship where you got to start, you know, it's your regular life. You got to start scheduling out your bones. Oh, my God. Right, so 14th, you know you're getting some play play. We're playing Tigers. It'll be quick. It'll be good. Oh, dude, I'm quick all the time. It'll be quick, but it'll be good. There's no funny business. I can't guarantee good, but I can guarantee quick. Amen. I won't take much of your day. I can guarantee quick. I can guarantee completion, but the terms of good, bad, sorry, amazing, whatever that's the teacher. 100%. And that's the thing with me. You know it'll be quick. Sometimes I'll be like, hey, you want to? I'm watching this show. I promise I won't make it past this season. We won't get to chapter two. You will not miss much. You will not miss more than five minutes. I go, I promise you, if you even touch my shoulder right now, I am bricked. I go, you simply touch me. I go, give me four minutes. Yeah, just look at me long enough. Just look at me and I'll go, oh. But Valentine's Day, this is my first Valentine's Day with a significant other. It is. That counts. That's a f***ing shit. That counts. So the other ones, I mean, my other... Terrible human beings. No, yeah, they were having six Valentine's Days. Yeah, they were. Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Oh, don't be a... That hurts. It's molded you to the man you are. Yeah, sure. But yes, this is very exciting. Yes. You get to spend Valentine's Day with Sarah. Yeah, it's exciting. You don't know where I'm taking her? Where? Waffle House. That's sexual. That, for me, of a nice southern belle of a woman like myself, I can get down and dirty at a Waffle House. Well, I don't know if you know, but Waffle House is doing this special thing for Valentine's Day. What are they doing? It's select locations. They're turning into like a five-star restaurant. Okay, now you lost me. I go, now you lost me. You think I'm going to want Joanne, who has four teeth and smokes two packs of Marlboros a day, to make me a rib eye on a griddle that's been making hash browns for 30 years? You think I want that on my plate and then have to be forced to pay five-star prices? No, sir. I think it's more special than going to like a five-star steakhouse. Going to a specialized Waffle House on Valentine's Day is way more special than going to a special steakhouse. Because they're doing this for the first time ever. They have special locations where they're changing the whole scenery of the Waffle House. They're adding table covers. They're adding decorations. Yeah, and hide the cigarette burns in the seats. Hide the sin that's on the ground. They're putting a little carpet down. You don't think that's special? That's like clearing up a trap house. and you're renting it out. Yeah, and you're making it a five-star Airbnb. No. That's like your local town carnival comes in, and they're like, dude, we're bringing the new Starship 4000, better than Six Flags. Let's just go there. We're not going to go to Six Flags. No. That is stupid. You don't think Liv would appreciate that? No. Liv barely likes real Waffle House, which hurts my soul. If I walked into a Waffle House with Olivia, she would literally turn to me and go, you're kidding. And I'd go, hey, they said it's five-star. There's going to be a nice little white glove service. It'll be good. What's your white glove service? Chocolate milk? No, they'll actually come by and check on you. That's true, but he's going to bring you orange juice. Yeah. And then what do you think they're serving? What? Let's play that game. What do you think they're going to serve to make it a five-star game? They'll at least have like a taquito. Yeah. Taquito? What is it, 7-11? Yeah. They're going to have a roller dogs. No, this is not. That does not make sense. That is not okay. I would never do that. I feel like it will just be a cleaner day. Like it would be a clean Waffle House. Like they'll at least set up a couple fly traps. Yeah, a couple fly traps, a mouse trap in the corner. Imagine ordering a sausage, egg, and cheese hash brown bowl in a three-piece suit. Imagine that. That's fire. The rest of the nines and I go, I'm going to get your biscuits and gravy. Yes. That is unacceptable. That's fire to me. No. That's sick. I don't know, but that's where I'm going to spend my Valentine's Day. I mean, it's a cool concept of all places. Waffle House. I would think you really want to get nitty and gritty? I say you take your broad. to Applebee's. You go to that Applebee's, you know they're heavy pourers at that bar. Oh my God. You get three drinks at Applebee's, you're Ubering home. Can I say a hot take on Applebee's? And if you go past 8 p.m. on a weekday, half price apps. You get those mozzarella cheese, you get that little spinach artichoke dip. Oh my God. You're just getting by different flavors all throughout your mouth the whole night. Then that main entree comes out, your tummy's already full from three drinks and splitting the apps. Now you split the entree. But it fills you to about 85%. there's about 15% left for regret and dessert. Yeah. You fill that last 15 up, you're farting, you're pooping. That sexy time might take a little, it might be a little delayed, but boy, my God, did you like that apple crumble pie. Hell, boys. I'm telling you, apple, I mean, that might be where, that might be the place to go. I'm not going to lie. If you're not on government assistance, you shouldn't go to Applebee's. Let's be honest. Like, that's too much. Does Applebee's take? No, they definitely take wig. Can you tip off a WIC card? No, that's a genuine question. You guys are so far gone. WIC is not EBT. No, but WIC is government assistant. But can you... That's not the same program. They get money... You spend that WIC card. I thought... Groceries only. I thought that was EBT. I thought that was food stamps. No, WIC and EBT are different. I had a friend... Look at... I had a friend that got Xbox Live with his WIC. Yeah. I don't know how he did... He didn't. Really? Wic is for moms. Oh, yeah. They have babies. Yeah, they pass it down to the kids. They let them have fun. No, you can only buy limited stuff. I know somebody that used to sell their food stamps in college. 100%. They'd sell that like it was a bundled deal. You remember back in the day they'd give you that book of coupons you'd sell for the school fundraiser? Yeah, yeah. It was like one of those. Yeah. You're just going through. You go, oh, it's $20 for Wic for $10 cash. Dude, when I was in college, I was down bad. You had Wic in college? No, but I applied for it. Food stamps. I applied for food stamps. because I saw people getting crab legs off their food stamps. Crab. That's a deal if I've ever seen it. Hell, I'd buy it. If someone came up to me, I've always wondered, you know, you want to talk about infinite money glitch? The hardest part is finding the consumer, the buyer, right? You go to a Sam's or a Costco, they sell gift cards. Think about what I'm about to say. They sell a $75 gift card to Texas Roadhouse for $49.99. You buy that and then turn around and sell it. Infinite money glitch. I have $75 at Texas Roadhouse. And the best part is you can even swindle and be like, you know what, brother? I'm going to cut you a deal. This is $75, cold hard cash for those sweet cinnamon rolls. I'll give it to you for $70. Five bucks off. And then he pays you. You pocket $20. And then who's to tell me I'm not going to go back and buy every single gift card? I will spend a $10,000 bill at Sam's to get all the gift cards they own and then go on a hunt to sell all of them to come up two grand. This is like the lowest tier of money laundering. That is the lowest tier of money laundering, but it's a glitch. That is a real-life glitch. They have that. We don't advise. Go to your Sam's and tell me. No, don't advise. No, no, no. I'm not saying to resell them. You might not be able to. I don't know. But they sell gift cards for $75 to places for $50. It's like that's a part of being a member. I don't understand how that works. Because Sam's and Costco are both memberships. Yeah. So that's a part of their, like, their, oh, like, thank you. Yeah. But it's like, no, no, no, thank you. You just opened up a new bank for me. I'm going to glitch this. I'm going to glitch this. Who would you sell that to? I would literally go to the restaurant, Peyton. But hey, excuse me, sir. I can only help to see that you're walking in with your family of six. This is a $75 gift card. I'll give it to you $65.99 right now. Right now, no cash, and yes, I do have square. No, this has to be illegal. I said, yes, I do have square. If you blow the square, you're too far gone. There's not a no soliciting sign out front of a Texas red house? I'm pretty sure there is. I don't think there is. There's like no cigarettes, no selling gift cards. I'll walk in with a Marlboro red and the gift cards. I'm like, this is America. Okay, that's hilarious. Oh. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Quo. 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Oh my God, can I tell you a story? Yeah, tell me. Okay, so Ruby got sick this past weekend. Don't make any jokes. She's not dead. It was close. Yeah, she almost got there. She got real sick, right? So we take her into, I take her into the PetSmart, drop her off. They go, it'll be a couple hours. I'm like, bet, I'm going to go to the gym. You can just call this phone when you're done. I get the call. All right, I'm headed there. I go pick up Ruby. She looks absolutely terrified. First off, the doctor did not have to say this. What? The doctor hands me my dog, and she's sitting there whimpering, which she does anytime, even if she's going for like a spa day. Just get her like a haircut. He literally goes, oh, yeah, she's pretty scared. I did have to stick my finger up there. So she's probably, and I went, now, why did you say that? I was like, why did you actually say that? You need a scientific term for that. Yeah, don't say you stuck your finger up there. Then I, no, that's too much. But anyway, I'm holding Ruby, and he goes, here's your new prescriptions. She's on a prescription diet now, by the way. I literally have to buy dog food that you cannot purchase without the prescription card. So it's basically a form of wick for Ruby. But I have a prescription. I know. I have a prescription for her food now. Yeah. So I get that food. I get the prescription treats. I get the prescription medicine. Yeah. And I go to the counter. Now, this is where my day took an absolute 180. This is a PetSmart at maybe 1.30 in the afternoon. No one's in that. Okay. No one's off work. There is a, I'm going to say she was off the top maybe 73 years old. Okay. 73 year old woman working the only register out of the five that are open i don't believe in that by the way what that if you're that old you shouldn't be working in customer service and this is exactly why your belief is exactly right yeah i walk up there's no one in this pet smart i walk up holding a dog and a handful okay i set it on the conveyor belt the conveyor belt's automated that starts moving right towards her she literally i'm not exaggerating she's like this out loud watching a reel on her phone out loud and she literally goes just give me one second no that's not how it works and you're better than me because you would have been like oh no shot man and I literally just went I'll give you a second she completes the video she's watching a video it completes she goes puts the phone down I cannot stress to you how incredible this moment was She then takes her hand out of a bag of chips. And like any normal human, maybe ruffles them off, maybe a little napkin. This old lady literally sucks all five fingers on her right hand. And she doesn't suck the fingertip. She is going two digits deep each finger. She goes, oh, right there. It was right there. One second. Sorry about that. Oh! That deep each one. All five fingers. I literally went and then she goes how you doing today and I was like I'm weird now but I'm good she's like yeah great day outside huh and I was like yeah she looks at Ruby mind you my dog has a pink collar on a pink collar with a bow and her name is Ruby She goes oh look at that little guy She goes, look at that little guy. And I immediately, I've now had enough. And I go, oh, yeah, she's tired. She's really, you know, she had a long appointment. She's going to be all right, though. She's going to be all right. She goes, oh, that's a cute little boy. And she does not budge. Like, hey, woman, are you alive? She literally goes, oh, he's so cute. And then she's scanning all the stuff. She goes, you got a phone number? And I go, yes, ma'am. She goes, what is it? So it's in my wife's number, so I just start with the Oklahoma City. I go, 405. She goes, ho-ho, Oklahoma. And I went, yeah. Like, thinking she's going to say something, she just goes, Oklahoma. What's the rest of the number? It's just weird interaction. So she puts the number in, and then she finally, the name pops up. She goes, Ruby. Oh, Ruby, I've been calling you a boy. That must be, you must be a little girl, right? Don't look too much like a girl, but you must be a little girl. Oh, no, that's crazy. She's making fun of my dog. And then the cherry on top, I swear to God, right hand to the Bible. She goes, what was she in here for? I go, she was real sick. She was real sick. She goes, oh, it's okay. He's going to be all right. Y'all should go home and take a nap because you both look tired. She said that. She said that to me. You do look tired. I am tired, but I'm like, who is this woman? This woman is unbelievable. Okay, dude, I feel so bad. She's an old lady. I mean, she's a sister. She's a psychopath. No, she's crazy. She's absolutely crazy to be in customer service. No, whoever hired, I think that's a hiring problem. Yeah, HR needs to fire the hiring manager at that and then fire her. That's what I'm saying. I don't think old people should be in customer service. They're a liability. They are. And there's a lot of underlying racism. Oh, yeah. There just is. Oh, yeah. And you can't get around it. You can't deny it. When you are 70 plus, now there's obviously some good apples. There's good apples. There's the beautiful Granny Smiths. pun intended granny smith perfect apples they're so nice that they bake you a pot roast right right make you a pot it's rare though very rare because i went to because i was looking at jewelry right for for for sarah and i was going around there was an older white lady there and you could tell and i was i was in there not looking like i could afford jewelry you know what i'm saying look at me now like you know what i mean i'd look like you know this isn't shoe locker right she calls it shoe locker no but this ain't the place where you buy the michael jordans you're just like but definitely it was like the same level of like underlying racism she was like oh because you know when you're looking at jewelry or looking at something expensive i asked for the price on it and she told me and normally they just tell you the price and be like but if you know there's alternatives if that's too much or if you want to go more they give you both sides she was like yeah it's this much but don't worry uh we do layaway she's like i said i said i haven't ever done that but uh appreciate it she goes she goes well i'm just letting you know there's payment plan options you got credit karma with car what's that thing called clarna clarna you got clarna And I said, I will slap you. I will spit in your face right now. Don't assume that. Because we got some of the less expensive in this over there. Chlorna for a diamond. That should be legal in itself. That is wild. No, I would definitely do that. Oh, it's great. But I'm saying the fact. No, I'm saying her saying that up front should be illegal. She goes, oh, don't worry. We have payment plans. She goes, trust me, I can tell you're going to want to put. Susie's our financing officer in the back. She'll get you a good plan. She's like, what's credit score? about seven yeah you go seven no seven seven one two three four five six seven oh my god okay last thing on old people yeah i cannot make this i have physical evidence for this one okay we're at a water burger it's me lolly and my wife and my son okay we're eating where it's his first water burger trip he's eating a little grilled cheese everything's great i look up at the soda machine there's a granny with toilet paper hanging out of okay excuse me yes sir you looked up at looked up at the soda machine just my eyes are gazing the restaurant like so make sure no one's gonna try to come in and do some funny business yeah just has a man should and i stare at the diet coke yeah and i see a elder lady yeah with enough toilet paper to clean something up hanging from her see that's why i feel so bad bro i feel so bad for old people i feel i felt bad too and this is how bad i felt i go oh my god you know me comedic little humor bone right i go oh my god She's got toilet paper hanging. Because I don't know if she's one of the elderly that can't hear a thing or she's got a supersonic eagle hearing. Yeah. So I'm very quiet. I'm like, this grandma has toilet paper hanging from her butt. And the whole family turns and looks and I'm like, oh my God. Liv's mom goes, we need to tell her. We need to go and help her. And I was like, okay, I'll do it. I got to fill my drink anyway. So first off, CJ, you can put this on the screen. No, I can't. There's no face in it. There's no face in it. That's how much she had hanging, right? No, that's a tail. That is a hefty. No, Cam, that's not toilet paper. She's a furry. Oh, no, no, no, no. It was so much in the way it was. We thought it was a part of her garment. I was like, that might be like a lace tail situation. No, that looks like a tail. She's a freaky grandma. Yeah, give her my number. Right? I mean, it's a lot. Oh, a furry granny? Oh, man. Talk about how to turn my wheels. Oh, man. Oh, take your dinners out and put on your paws. Come on now. You make me holler at the moon. Oh, man, dude. I've always been into a little weird shit. You know what I mean? Ooh, put a collar on you Mm-hmm Well, let me take my pet for a walk Mm, you're the fox Right? And I'm the bunny Oh, my God Come catch this hare Ooh Ooh, I want you to huff and puff and blow me down She goes, all right She goes, how's some pork chops doing? Oh, man, dude Yeah, I Ooh, ooh, ooh Gross stop. Oh my god. Right on the edge of senile. That's where I like him. She goes, oh god, that was good. Who are you? No, not too far. No, we have to say this. Oh no! I haven't been touched like that since the 80s. She finally opens her eyes. She goes, oh god. How'd you get in here? Nope, nope. It's a comedy podcast. It is a comedy podcast. If you can't take a joke, this isn't the show for you. But um, I have a- I didn't even say my thing with the granny! There's more there? I said I approached her! Yeah! Oh, you talked to her! You went to f***ing Furry Lane! You said take your dentures out and put a claw on me or a collar, whatever you said. Yeah, my bad. So I go to fill my drink and I'm gonna be this old grandma's knight in shining armor. I go, excuse me ma'am, immediate jump. Yeah. Yeah. And I went, oh, sorry, didn't mean to start you. I lean in because it's sensitive information. So sweet of you. So sweet of you. What'd you say? They just can't help. Whatever comes to their mind, they're going to say it. I literally lean in. I go, ma'am, I just wanted to let you know I think there's some toilet paper on your back end from the restroom. She goes, oh, your breath. She literally said that because I was just smashing a double cheeseburger with onions on it. I swear on everything. She goes, oh, wow, your breath. And I go, my breath, you toilet paper. I go, you got a toilet paper tail. She wasn't going down. She wasn't. She said, oh, if you're making fun of me, I'm making fun of you. She went, oh, your breath. Literally, just like that. So soft, still grandma voice. She went, oh, your breath. And I went, oh, well, I was like, you got toilet paper. I said, there's toilet paper on your ass. And then she went, oh, no. Grabs it, looks at it. No, don't do that. And then goes, oh, thank you, dear. Throws it away, walks out. She had, she just had to insult my breath. They can't fight those interests of thought. You lose that sense of... That brain membrane wall, that mitochondria, it's gone. It's too loose. I'm worried about you when you get that edge because you're already bad. You might have to just keep me inside. You might have to lock me in the house. You'd be like, I wonder what that pearl is. I'd go, gosh. That's a strange looking class. That's a strange build on that class. I go, hell, I bet she jumped about 712 back in the old 10,000s. Oh, dude. I want to go back. I love old people, though. The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. 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Right here, back room. She's in the back room. No, 30 days in the worst prison on earth. On earth. You're the man. You have to. Have you seen my ass? It's nice. I'd be a top commodity. Oh, my God. They'd run through commissary to get you. Oh, honey, I got all the honey buns you want, boy. Come here. Yeah, dude. No, no. Oh, God. Because, okay, but you got to say your wife did something to get that one year. You're just taking the 30 days to prevent her from doing that year. Now, that changes the question. Now, if she's convicted, right, and through the due process. You got to sit down. Yeah, I mean, the Justice Department, if they said you earned a year in that prison, now, I don't know, I might just cough up a lot for a good lawyer. Yeah. Might try to get you down to six months. But if it's just a would you rather, your wife's got to do a year, you got to do 30, give me 30. I don't care what it is. I don't want to go to jail. Like, you got put in that position. You're a bad man. Why? If it's like a random hitman stuff, like Squid Game, they just pop up and they go, we're taking you or your wife right now to the worst prison in the world. Yes. If you go, it's 30 days. If she goes, it's a year. You coming? First of all, you're both innocent. You're walking downtown. You just left the dinner. I'd look at her and be like, remember that one time you wouldn't rub my back? Like, I got you. I'd be like, Areva Durche, see you back in a year. Like, that's it. Like, I'm not doing it. And that doesn't make me selfish. That does not make me selfish. That kind of makes you selfish. How? Okay, okay. Let me have a very important question. Are you married? I think if you're married, you are obligated. I could be married? By the divine word. The divine word said nothing. Thou shall go to prison for y'all. No, it did not say that. It says we are now one. And if you want to be, take care of yourself, but not the other person you are conjoined with, that's selfish. If we're one, then you come to jail with me. I'm not, we're one. You come sit down with me. What are you talking about? We're one. You can share cops? Yeah, how are we winning? I'm the only one going. You crazy? Can you imagine there's a literal serial killer as your bunk partner? Yeah. And they just hear this. You go, oh, no, no, right, right, a little to the left. Oh, that's the spot. That's the spot. Get it, girl. Get it, girl. Can you get my soft spot up top? And there's a murderer above you. Yeah, no, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I have to, bro. That's not being a good man. That's not macho, man. I'm sorry. I love you, Pete. Let me call you out, though. Okay, but what points do I gain when I come out? I want you to think I'm not getting a parade. I'm not. Probably won't even give me a balloon. It's a month. It's a month. It's one month. Kim, if your wife does a year, she's out of there. No, no, I believe in her. I don't. I go, oh, Sarah to death. She's gone. I go, what does she got to do? Let me bump. Let me set for you in the jail yard. They go, shut up. And now she's getting her a beat. No, she's a good people person. She's a good server. She can play piano. She can sing. She's funny. What is she a? traveling circus this is the worst prison in the world you said she can play piano and sing like she's a cover band on carnival cruise that could get you somewhere in the worst prison ever they need some entertainment yeah you my come here and now she's in a different cell well at least other people for her life for a year well at least other people get to experience the greatness that i have dog you won't even go through a season change one month she's gonna see a she's gonna Was it Christmas, spring break, 4th of July, and everything in between? No one asked you to get locked up. And I'm not taking that 30 days for you. That is wild. I'm sorry. And that doesn't make me a bad person. That makes me. I think it does. Now, hear me out. Boyfriend and girlfriend, there's no strings attached. I could be 60 years into a marriage with eight kids. I'm not going. Oh, you're terrible, man. No, sir. I'm taking care of the kids. No, I'm not. Let the mom take care. You okay? Even from logistics, if you say that, you are now taking care of the kids. doing everything for a whole year yes if you're going my booty intact and my booty intact give me my booty my booty intact because cam if we're being honest i'm going to jail i'm giving my before they ask i'd be like i know what you want you know what you look like you'll do it nice you go you look like you treat me good come here i'm yours i got hell you got 28 days thank god It's February. Here we go. You cannot just subdue yourself, like her to that, rather. Yeah. It's one month. I don't care. Everything you just said, think of the opposite. If she goes, you got to hold the fort down at home, regular life for a month. I got it. Or no, for a year. I got it. If you go, she does it dolo for a month. You're going to subject sweet Sarah to a, I think we are wildly overestimating, the worst prison in the world. I will drive her there. I will drive her there. I'll be like, oh, babe, what's your favorite song? You want some Taylor Swift on the way there? You're going to love you, babe. It'll be $20 on the books tomorrow. Go have it. Get in there. You go, do good. Do good. Proud of you. Oh, dude. I'm not doing it. You're tripping. Maybe I'm not in love. Maybe that's what we're figuring out. I think you're not in a deep enough love. Or maybe I just think that people. It could be. I would borderline. This might be a little fugazi. I would borderline say if it was reversed. I go for a year. She goes for a month. I'd still go. You're down bad, bro. Now, that might be. I was about to say, that might be. I mean, I think that's a lack of self-respect. I think that's what we're trying to do. I go, f*** it. Make it two, Warden. I go, I don't ever want to see you in this place, sir. I walk in. I go, what's up, fellas? I just get f***ing slept. I wake up. I'm sore, bleeding. Oh, God. I just wanted to. They said that on the Joe Budden podcast, and it's such a good question. I wanted to get your marriage. I wanted to know. I have to. As a married man, I think from a b***h friend's perspective, you are allowed and warranted to say no and not have the world come. If you're married, I think you have to. It could be the wedding day. I'm not going. You go, oh, no, hell no. Take this. You go, I'll be good. Hell, I'll see you in a year. Yeah, see you in a year. I'm not going to do nothing. I'm not going to cheat or nothing, but I'll be here. Now I have a spicy question. I like that. I have a spicy question for you. Talk to me, Daddy. Now, I'm currently watching this show called Homeland, right? It's a CIA show. It's on Netflix. It's about agents, stuff like that. Asians? No, no. Homeland. It's not Asians. Agents. Agents. It's like the night agent. Peter whatever his name is. Whatever the hell. That guy. Peter Scully. Yeah, whatever. So. Good show. There's a U.S. Marine that goes missing for eight years. He's presumed dead. His wife remarries. No, no, no. Doesn't remarry. Sorry. Has a fling with his best friend. All these bitches. They are playing turtles, tigers, and everything in between. Oh, my God. For years, the military goes in, does a rescue mission. That guy's alive. They bring him back. He finds out. So welcome to the question. Oh my God. You get whatever. It doesn't have to be for the military. Say we get a podcasting deal for whatever reason. Yeah. We have to go to Taiwan for two years. Yeah. And no one's allowed to come with us. It's you and me. It's a two man operation. It's awesome. Whatever. God, it sounds great. But we can't. No one can come. Okay. When you come back and Sarah is happily, deeply invested into a different relationship. How does that make you feel? How does that make you feel? So everybody is presumed that I'm deceased. There's not an announcement that, oh, Peyton's alive. No, it was Peyton and Cam went missing. And I'm still missing, but I'm actually back. Yes, she chose. I'm terrorizing. No, no, no, my whole life mission. I'm dead. I'm never going to go to a grocery store, a bank. Uh, uh, nothing. I am a ghost in your life now that is going to terrorize you. Every day, flicking lights, pissing on your toilet seat. So you're mad that she, so there's been a, there's been a statement saying that you are, we are presumably dead. Yes, because you gave up. So they gave up hope. Yeah, if you gave up hope on me, that's so disrespectful. So what's the, what's the tenure of hope? You see the body. Huh? You gotta see the body before you move on. See the body. You gotta, you gotta look at me. You gotta be over the casket. What? You look like this, you know. you gotta lay me down before you move on but that's the thing it's missing it's not we were killed right here it's when they're gone we don't know find it find the body yeah 100 because i just watched a documentary about this girl and then she got taken by the guy and went to the woods this little girl but she got taken the family never gave up hope the whole town did the family didn't guess what they found her i was that little girl i could have been your little girl I was that little girl. Yeah, that's... See, I actually, no matter what this says about me and me being a man, I'm not that mad. No, I know, because you want to watch them. You'll be like this. Stop. I go, damn, hell, that's a... That dude looks decent. Yeah, you're like... I didn't think about hitting it from there. I go, the... I never got that. I go, it was always... But no, it's the best. I would be... It would hurt my soul. Yeah. So the two years is up, three years, however long. And then we get on a plane, black, get on a black plane. We get on a plane back and then we walk up to our houses in some incognito mode and we see that. My initial heart shattered, destroyed. I am, I am, I'm broken. But then I quickly realized she thought I was dead. Now, if I find out it was two months after and you're hooking up on, on hinge and shit. Yeah, we got a problem. If you held on to hope for at least a calendar year, one revolution. I genuinely believe this If I go missing No bad blood I genuinely believe this If I go missing from my partner I would think the only Appropriate thing to do Is move on when you see my body You never give up hope Especially if we're married Till death do us part You don't know I'm dead I'm just missing It's not till missing posters go up It's till death You gotta see the death You gotta see me die For you to move on It goes till death do us part Not till missing does us part Yeah Death Okay now the The spiciest part Yeah Reverse the rules See ya Oh my God. Who am I Christopher Columbus I not going searching What are you talking about I don't even own a magnifying glass. You think I'm an investigator? You should have tried hard. Oh! Oh my god. Oh my god. The double standard. I love it. Oh, at least I'm honest. See, a lot of people lie about theirs. I'm honest. Now, here's the real question. How long are you holding on to hope? Oh, three weeks. It was in the first 48 before a case gets solved. I gave you an extra 100 hours. Nor start. I don't know. I can't tell you how to get out, but find it. I don't know. At least I'm honest, right? This is three weeks. Yeah. So, okay. Now, final question. She comes back. She sees you with the new woman. She gets angry. She tries to take it out on you. What's your response? What'd you want me to do? My God. You didn't call. oh the funny thing is sarah's gonna get so many dms being like i think you should really watch today's episode you should run for the hills sweetie you seem too sweet he's terrible hell he said he'd leave you oh man that's so funny oh my god that was funny you should know podcast this episode is brought to you by cheers obviously guys there are more negative effects from alcohol than just dehydration. Otherwise, how could alcohol be hard on your brain and liver? It has a depressant effect on specific receptors in your brain, and it is toxic on your liver. 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Just head to cheershealth.com and use code YSK for 20% off. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. Please, please, please support the podcast and our show and tell them that we sent you. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Now it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pop culture, pay it in camp. Pow! It's been a while since a little poppy, Coachy. It's been a little minute, man. This is the pop culture reunion. Pop culture, pop that culture. Oh, me, pop, pop that culture. Pop culture, special edition, Black History Month, because it's pop culture kitchen, and it's pop culture chicken, and it's pop culture. Whoa! No, no, it's crazy. See, there gets a point. There gets a point. Sorry, no. Come on! There gets a point. I said it's the pop culture kitchen. We're serving pop culture chicken. Why can't we do something else? I can always serve something else, like green bean casserole. Yeah, no one likes casseroles and tuna salad. That's why. Fried chicken is incredible. Sarah likes tuna. Sarah likes flavored air. She likes sardines. She goes, let's take this seaweed and wrap it up in rice. Oh. Now, I genuinely. No, it sounds crazy, but that is her favorite today. Thank you. Thank you. My God. I was going to say that. But also. That's actually what she eats every day. If it fits, it fits. She also eats sardines every day, but she knows not to eat them if I'm in the house. Yeah, that is. I mean, that's a. You feed to a dog. Yeah. You feed sardines a bastard hound. Like a f***ing cane. Right before a little pheasant hunting. You open that can of sardines, you go, Come here, Bruce. Or you throw it into an otter's mouth. Otters are adorable. Did you know otters? I would adopt an otter if I could. Dude, my thing on otters, they're beautiful, they're so cute. No, I got ruined for me. Otters got ruined for me. Why? I didn't know they weren't like f***ing rubber. They have fur. They have fur, yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. That's gross. No, it's not. It's cute. No, it's not. It stays laid down, but you go up the top of their back and it turns into little scales. No, because I... Scales? You see that little tail on them too? Oh my God, otters, they're so cute. No, but listen to me. Like, the whole cuteness of otters is gone for me. Why? Because I always thought otters were this blubbery being where you could... That's a seal. There's difference. Yes. Seals are the size of that couch. A seal can go pound for pound with you and then it's inch for inch. Now, that's an impressive seal. Because I know what I got. I know that seal gets a lot of whale I know the good lord blessed me but I don't know if Poseidon blessed him wait what's the difference between seals and otters seals are big as shit and made of tires but an otter is like a cute imagine like imagine ruby if she got a drop fade and her ears were gone and then she was in the water like I'm trying to explain this scientifically what's the difference between a seal and an otter that's like what's the difference between a giraffe and a rhino like there's so many they look the exact same seals and otters or am I thinking of seal lions Sea lions is what you're thinking of An otter's about yay big Little f***ing blubber gut But they got nice brown fur It's a little f***ing got shot with that disease in Zootopia No, what's the big thing that you throw To its mouth? That's a seal Those things have fur Those have blubber Sea lions Or is it seals? Seals have fur Yeah, seals Not otters Otters always had fur What's the difference between a seal and a seal lion? It's a seal and a sea lion And I'm not 100% sure. So it depends on where you put the L. Yeah, if there's an L or not, a no. A seal, not to be confused with the singer, but a seal is a big blubbery beast. And a sea lion has fur. I think you speak on the sea lion that has that incognito fur. So are sea lions predatory and seals are adventory? Victimtory? No, seals will fuck you. Seals will absolutely eat you. So seals will attack? I believe so. But I thought sea lions attack because they're named after the predatory creature on planet Earth. Yeah, but sea lions are sellouts. You give them enough food, they'll go to your f***ing circus. They'll just live there. They don't even want to be out in the wild. So seals, you can make tricks out of. Seals, they go, orr, orr. And sea lions go, I think the sea lions are the ones that go. So which one do you want to have as a pet? I think a sea lion. But seals are more attacking, even though they have a less vicious name. Are seals and sea lions the same thing? And we're going down a rabbit hole. So are seals and seal eyes, and can they f*** or can they not? Are they family or not? I think if they f***, they'll make a seal lion. Or are they making otter? Oh, no. Are they making otter? Pop culture. I've been watching this show. Oh, God. Oh, please say it. It's a very popular show. Oh, I know. It's got to be like one of three. And I'm either currently watching it or I've completed it. I've completed this show. It's called His and Hers. Yes, sir. Have you seen it? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay, this is like the number one show on Netflix. Or like number three. I don't know what it is. It's around top five. Fire. Right? One of my favorite actors in it. Who's the... Jon Bernthal. Jon Bernthal doesn't take a f***ing nap. Oh, he goes... I don't... What? Ian Fury? What's the guy's name? I don't know. He goes, huh, Walter? Or whatever. He's smiling at him in Fury. He goes, get back in the tank. But one of my favorite actors of all time. So good. This show... Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. You can take a walk out. You can take a walk out. So basically, this show is about this. No, Robbie, you got to leave. You can't do that. So look, this show is about this cop in the neck of the woods in Georgia. Yeah, the boonies. Right? It's a small town in Georgia, right? Everybody knows everybody. Right? His wife, Dahlonega. No, no. Dahlonega is the city. No, no. I know. The town's called Dahlonega. And now the wife is this very popular news anchor. Yeah. They separated. They lost a child. And basically, there's a dead body in this city. In Dahlonega. And the dead body, we all know her. Yes, sir. But we all know her for different reasons. Yes, sir. Now the whole show is finding out who did this in this small town of Dahlonega. Right? Now, can I rate this show 1 through 10? I'm going 8.5 on a good day. You catch me right after some animal crackers and some chocolate. I'm giving it a nine. Okay, this is my thing. The whole season up to the last episode, 8.2. Last episode, 2 out of 10. 2 out of 10. And this is where the spoilers come along, right? You are out of your marvelous. No, they ruined that show at the end. No, sir. They tried to do too much hanky-panky with that show. They did a lot of hanky-panky, but they did not ruin it. There's nowhere. There's not a critic on the world that is giving that a 2 out of 10 last episode. Right here, my review 100. You go, Peyton Harden's movie watching. So look, if you don't know, spoiler alert, the cop and the news anchor wife, they divorced because they lost a child. A lot of things, you know, they had to separate. I mean, they lost the child and the wife just dipped. She didn't tell anyone she dipped to actual Atlanta and was there for a year. She didn't tell anyone she just left. And now, homeboy, the cop, started f***ing the dead girl. Not while she was dead. Not while she was dead. That's a different crime. They were fully alive. They were fully alive, and it happened to be the day that she died. About 15 minutes before she died. So he put his juices on her. He dipped. She got stabbed. Yeah. Right? Merked. So we're all thinking that he did it the whole time. Did he do it, or did the news anchor wife do it because we find out that she was watching it happen. She came back to Dalandaga and just so happened to pull up and was watching her husband go into Poundtown in the back of that F-250. In the woods, right? Oh, my God. So this whole time we're thinking, was it the news anchor? Was it the cop? It's got to be one of them. In the last episode, we come to find out that the wife and the dead girl and the cop's sister and then some other b**** they went to school with were all childhood friends. Yes, sir. They all had a big falling out because there was, I mean, this isn't a joke, some really nasty stuff happened in the woods one time. Yes. I don't even want to say it. I can't watch that kind of shit. It was really hard. I hate that shit. But, so that happened, right? And we find out that the bigger girl, the bigger girl that got picked on by the friend group the whole time, drinking pee, picked on. we find out that she lost a bunch of weight and is now the news anchor in Atlanta that the wife was having beef with but we didn't know it was her because she changed her name and took Ozempic. Like a lot happened right? She got on Maggiore, changed the name, got a nice strapping husband and she said hey I'm what's her name? And then we come to find out oh my god she's the one that killed this lady in the woods. And the other two friends throughout the show. Everybody in the friend group is getting murked. Everyone's getting dropped off at old Death Hades Lane. Right. So we have this whole big climax at the last episode. Yes, sir. She gets suckered in to going into the cabin in the woods. The cabin in the woods of the ex-big girl, news anchor girl. Yeah, ex-big girl, current small girl. That we think is the killer, right? They're having this whole punch-out scene, fighting scene, fighting scene. And I was like, okay, this is a good ending. We find out this bullied girl is the killer. Now we're having this big fight scene. Right. This is where the show lost me. The detective pulls up through the outside the glass, perfect timing, and just caps X big girl. Yes, sir. Through the glass. Yes, sir. What bullet was that where the whole glass doesn't shatter? How do you shoot a glass and there's only a bullet hole this big? Is she a sniper? I think that's realistic. With a handgun? Ten feet away? I think that's happened before. Where? I think that's happened before. All right. If the glass is maybe thick enough, you got to think that bullet's going quick as a son of a bitch. Yeah, she's from here to this camera. That's true. And that whole glass in the shattering is just a perfect bullet hole right through the thimpy? Might be some thick glass on that cabin woods. Yeah, I bet so. On that cabin wood cabin. I bet so. But that's not even the part that pissed me off the most about that part. What happened? He got there so quick. If you think about it, they were fighting. When he got in the truck to go there, he was there two minutes later. Dude. It was easily a 14-mile drive. It was so bad. It's like, did you drive a rocket ship? And your sister, you just picked up your sister out the bathtub that just got murked. Oh, my God. Mourned. Yeah. Cry a bit. But no, no, no. And where's the little girl? Where was she at? Yeah, great point. Did she stay at school for 48 hours? Where the hell is she? How has no one got a phone call about the little girl? Now, what do you think about the actual ending? So then there was a double twist. A double twist. A double plot in Deladiga. We find out it wasn't ex-big girl that got capped. It wasn't ex-big girl, current small girl. It was news anchor's mommy because they were going through tapes. She was going through tapes because whenever news anchor girl left, whenever the wife left after the baby died, all she had to remember her daughter was these VHS tapes from high school. And then we find out what actually happened in the woods to that friend group. It actually happened to her daughter. She went on this psychotic rampage and she was like, okay, I'm going to merc every single person in this friend group. and she was faking having dementia the whole time she was walking down the street butt naked in her nightgown and stuff like that and cops were like oh miss whatever here let me take you back home again so it was a perfect cover up and and okay and this is so the show already lost me with the bullet hole I was like no way then when they showed the killing scene from the woods the initial killing she turned in to venom oh my gosh she was Hugh Jackman did you see how quick she climbed up this and I was like no And I was like, no, f*** away. I was like, this is a f***ing $30 million show. And that's what we get? That's what we get? Now, that part is funny, but if you're really paying attention and you peeped, you should have known it's not News Anchor Girl the whole time. You never should have went down that path. They played it up to you. Yeah, obviously, I knew there was going to be a twist. She was still in Atlanta when the friends were getting killed, so it can't be her. No, I'm fine. They want you to think that. I'm fine with that. I care that's why I give more respect no no I knew there was gonna be twist I knew it was probably gonna be the big girl right but it wasn't the big girl but the initial twist was the big girl and I would've been fine with that being the big girl yes this 80 year old woman is not climbing up the hood of that car like that and where is she just chilling in the woods like that yeah we should near her foot there's thorns and pouring rain and then she becomes into Ted Bundy and she's just like a master manipulator murderer who like you can just there's no fingerprints there's no nothing like there's no She just get away with everything. Her foot, like, I mean, I mean, the dumbest thing ever. She was barefoot. She was barefoot on a dirt road in the water. Give her some credit, man. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no. That's fine. Right? That's fine. She can't, she's not that athletic. She's definitely not. She's getting up the stairs with ease and just like stronger than everybody. Yeah. Like, it just, it doesn't make sense. And they tried to play it off as like, there was no, so a recurring theme was there was no struggle in any of these deaths. So it's like it's someone that they know. That's why they keep painting it up to be is either John Berthold or it was the wife. You know, someone they knew. But really is an old lady. So you probably, your guard's going to be down when your friends, your high school friend's mom pulls up. But yeah, she was turning into like some Braun James, year 23 athleticism. Yeah, she's like chased down Equidala blocking like, you know. Blocked by James! And the thing is, it's like I feel like this show tried too hard to make people go, oh wow. like that initial twist of it being the big girl that's fine but we just work it up bigger and then you just i think that's just the the way out to make this like oh wow like make everybody talk about it which it worked but it's like that's too much would you have liked it better alternate ending idea for you would you have liked it better if the big girl now turned small girl is actually the killer yes but then in that final scene in the cabin she's about to kill her daughter and the mom came and saved instead of the cop because the let's say the mom knew the whole time but she was just staying in her place. Or maybe she found out at the very end, she finally saw that tape. I don't know. I haven't thought about it. I wasn't mad with it. I do agree on some of your grievances, but I liked it. I am a fan of a double plot twist. I've learned that through my years of watching shows or movies. One plot twist is great, but as you said, two gets you talking about it. But two is good if it works. I don't like a forced two. I feel like this is a forced tour. and and you know what i really don't like the to end it off that cop's going to jail john berthal is going to prison the fact that he had no repercussions at the end of that show he's just sitting down talking you're going to jail you've tampered with evidence yeah you you deleted a phone multiple times you're going to jail yeah and we're testing you now yeah 100 why was your on her ceiling. Your son is in her. You have destroyed the phone. You rescinded the DNA results. You swabbed the little girl's mouth. You killed the guy. You killed the husband of the small girl or the girl. I forgot which one it was. I think it was the husband that was holding the car at the end. Her boyfriend or something like that. You killed... You murdered someone. Did he murder her? In the cabin. When he shot. Oh, yeah. No, no. That was the other girl. No, no, no. He... No, didn't he murder the... I don't think so. What happened to the girl? What girl? The big girl turned small. She got shot by the detective outside through the window of glass. So what happened to the boyfriend? I think he just got locked up in that cage. Never mind. No, he's definitely going to jail. He's going to jail and I was like... He's going to jail, losing his license, losing everything. You're not incredible. And I was like, how the hell are you just... You get detained at least. There's a dead woman in your house and you have her blood all over you. You've been sneaky this whole time. Yeah, you're getting questioned. Bare minimum. You're going to the station, a recording cameras getting clicked and you're being questioned. Yeah, I just didn't like the ending of that show. I mean, it was an entertaining show. Overall, 8 out of 10. 8 out of 10 for me. Overall, great watch. You should watch it. 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