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I know that you want to watch your podcast, so I'm going to keep it short. Because if you think it's important to make a duurzame choices, can ASR maybe help? Well, I think, how then? Well, for example, when you're doing a lot of things that are you love to do. Will you know more about the insurance where a duurzaam schade-restal can be? Go to asr.nl slash duurzamekeuzes. This does ASR for you and a duurzame living. ASR does it. So, then you can now listen to your podcast. due to the graphic nature of this program listener discretion is advised the woody show this is the woody show insensitivity training For a politically correct rule. Two, two, one. Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning. Well, it's a free Friday. It's Thursday morning. It's February the 12th, 2026. Hello, welcome. We are the Woody Show. Yeah. I'm Woody. That's Greg Gorey. Hey. We got Menace. Hi. Gina Grant is here. Seabass is here. We got Sammy. Hey. Morgan, our associate producer. Hey. Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here. Bort and Menji holding things down. The Woody Show production department. And we got you. So if you'd like to be a part of whatever the hell this is today, you can call up. Phones are open. 877-44-WOODIE. You can send us a text. It shows up in real time right here in the studio. We can see it as you send it. send us your text over to 22987. Find us, follow us on social media. Look for us there at The Woody Show. Yep. Coming up for today, we have The Week in Audio. Seabass has that for us. We'll get some of the trending news headlines. We've got The World of Entertainment. We've got the birthday. It's the corner birthday. All coming up here on The Woody Show. And we'll start off because Greg's got a question for us. Yeah, and it's a simple one. Should I cave and get the damn real ID? Oh, my God. Because you know I hate it. Are you? I hate burning money, but they have implemented this stupid $45 fee if you use your passport as ID. And I've never trusted it less. So here's what I'll say about it. Number one, my opinion hasn't changed since the first time we talked about it. Like, I don't know why you're fighting so hard. I know. Dude, like, you know. You are very much, whatever they tell me to do, I'll do. No, no, no. I mean, we're on the grid anyway. Here's what I am. I'm a man of convenience. Yeah. If it's going to create an inconvenience for me, I am not interested. So that's number one. Number two, I'm curious because you took such a hardcore stance about it. And I still am. But is the softening of your position because of the $45 fee? Absolutely. So money means more than whatever the principle of you not getting it. I said whatever the reasoning. Kind of. You could be bought. Kind of. Your position on the government, this, that, or that, that could be bought for $45. Greg. Well, it's not just $45. It's me, Mario, so it's $90 each leg. So that's, you know, for every trip we take, it'll be $180. So let's pay it. It's a total waste. You could be bought for $180. You whore. Maybe. But at the same token, I think Sammy put it best. Clearly, they want us to have these things so bad. Okay, why? Exactly. Why? Yeah, exactly. I wish I had that answer. Yeah. Because they're basically admitting, you know what, the driver's licenses of the past, they really weren't that good. These are good. I don't trust any of it. Forget that it's the government just for a moment. Let's say there's a new system for anything. Here at the office, right? Instead of giving everybody keys, physical keys, now we're going to move over to this FOB system. Wasn't the key good enough? Why do we have to have this FOB system? We're just moving into a new thing. It's for whatever reason. Updating it. Okay, so maybe it is more secure. Maybe people were figuring out how to get licenses or get things that were not legit. Right. And so they've developed this new – well, it is their problem. So they've developed this system to then try to combat that. And so at some point, you have to put it in place where it's like everybody – we're moving to the – like when you have a – what meant it? It's like software, Windows, whatever. They say after this date, we're no longer supporting this version. So if you have any problems after that, that's on you. And the big one, remember, credit cards didn't always have microchips, and now you have to have a credit card with a microchip. Right. And to answer Menace's question, what don't I trust about it? I don't know. I wish I knew. But I don't trust it. They want us to have it so badly that they're now charging a fee. But don't you think, okay, so whatever, here's the thing, whatever information, I forget what it is. I have the real ID, but I forget whatever information additional that I had to bring to show. It's like a utility bill or whatever. Okay. Let's just say, for the sake of argument, you don't think that the government knows every utility company that you're set up with? They couldn't easily just find that out? We're on the grid. If they really wanted that, what are you giving up in addition to what they would already know very easily? Dude, you of all people, Woody, should agree with me because you're stubborn and you're not like a sheep. But I'm a man of convenience. I can't be told what to do. But at the same token, like, okay, you want me to get a real ID? Okay, I will. Okay, you want me to get this shot? Okay, I will. Okay, I have nothing to hide. Search my house. That's not how it works. First of all, I do trust medical science. So when you talk about the shots, there's a couple reasons I got the COVID shot immediately. Number one, because I trust medical science. It was required for travel, too. I trust medical science. I'm very much impressed. I've talked about it a billion times. I'm very much impressed by medical science. So I trusted it. Am I still getting COVID shots? No. The other reason I did it was because there was a couple places that in order to go, I had to have the stupid card that showed that I had gotten the thing. And I wanted it out of the house so badly. Totally. That's why I did it. And for no other reason, we were going to go get it just for that purpose. Likewise. Yeah. So, yes. Because you were going to be a prisoner without it. Because I am weak in that sense. Now, there's many conspiracy theories. and I just want to know if you're believing any of these that have to do with the real ID and a lot of them have to do with taxes and like they're able to track like everything even more than they already do. Like what? I haven't heard of that. When it comes to property and other things. Property? You file like a thousand pieces of paperwork whenever you buy a piece of property. I understand. This is not my work. Where do you file that stuff? This is where the conspiracy people are coming in and saying the real ID is a factor. Also, your best friends at the ACLU say that the reason that the government wants to do the real ID is to be able to have a national database of people. Now, like, we hear about this all the time, like, oh, somebody is wanted, they get pulled over in a different state, and then they don't show up in a certain database, and then they're free to go. So to this point, the information for your state-issued ID wasn't available federally? Linked to a national database. Like the FBI couldn't pull up your driver's license from whatever state you were? We hear about this all the time. Somebody gets pulled over. They didn't show up in a database, and they were wanted for murder in some other state. They got to let go. Yeah, so then that's why they're trying to do this real ID thing. I don't know. It just sounds very big brother to me. I don't trust it. But at the same token, they just implemented these damn fees. You don't travel that much, though. I really don't. He doesn't. So maybe it would be worth not getting it. Stand for something, or you'll die for anything. That's a good one. Stay strong. Love it. I tried to talk Greg into getting TSA pre-check because it's $80 for like five years. So even if you, like, to save you that time once, if you go to the airport and the security line is crazy one time. Right. It's worth it. In that moment, you're like, oh, I should have paid the $80. Right. And when do I travel? With you. Okay. And how many times have I been hours behind you? Never. No, never. Just a couple minutes behind you. Right. But I have, as a man of convenience, I signed up for TSA pre-check. I signed up clear. Same. I have both. Super duper clear, mega ultra. The only one I don't have, I think, medicine, a couple of others, is the global entry. And I just put in my thing for that. I make one international trip a year, and that's to Mexico with my wife for our annual getaway. And you're good there. And then going to Dubai with menace for a weekend. Right. Global entry rules, because you just literally just walk through everything, because it's all facial recognition. Big brother Greg. I know. I hate it. What about these concert venues that are going to be all facial recognition? How are you going to go to concerts? What about if it's one that involves work? Well, then I'll deal with it then. Then I'll download the app, and then after the event, delete it. But I think what we learned here is that Greg can be bought for, let's just call it, $200. Let's say $200. That's what I say. Everybody's got a price. Greg's is $200. I hate throwing money in the garbage. 877-44-WOODIY. You can send us a text over to 22987. More Woody shows next. Hang on. What's up podcast listeners? It's Menace. 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This is actually a really good idea. What? And I'd be curious. The people that say no are the people who are the problems. Okay. Okay. So Dave Draymond, he is the lead singer of the band Disturbed. Okay. And he's got an idea. He's trying to manifest this. He believes that the identity politics, the partisan garbage, the division, it all needs to stop. And I agree. I think, like, who doesn't agree with that? Please. So he is challenging any organization out there to put on a music festival that has acts from different sides of the political spectrum. So, like, Bad Bunny and Kid Rock. All right. On the same bill. On one bill, yeah. Interesting. But, like, do it in the interest of, like, hey, let's stop all the nonsense. That's music. Enough. I like that. And if there's an artist that says no to that, then they're the problem. Right. Or there's people who don't want to do it. Well, then you're the problem because you keep fueling the division. I would never pay for tickets for that. Do I think it's ever going to happen? No, I don't. Although I am laughing because now people are saying that Kid Rock was lip syncing at his halftime show, so they're calling him Hillbilly Vanilli. But my thing is, I believe that happens all the time at music festivals, but people are just really quiet about it. I think it does because Kid Rock is on a festival coming up, and there are some people dropping from it now. Exactly. Like Nelly, and I think there's another. That's exactly what she's talking about. So it happens, but it's more like the artists that don't want to perform. Oh, I'm not going to be there with them. Some other stuff. Several of the Friday the 13th movies, they are returning to Regal Cinemas. I just heard about that. For the three Friday the 13th that are going to happen here in 2026, one of which is tomorrow. Right. I didn't realize that. Tomorrow is a Friday the 13th. Let's do it. Why didn't anyone tell me? So it starts with the original movie and Friday the 13th, part two. Hell yeah. Netflix is filming the Broadway show Stranger Things, The First Shadow, for an eventual streaming release. So if you just can't get enough of Stranger Things, and all things Stranger Things. One was hilarious. You're a Broadway person, do you? I am. I don't know if I like it. I mean, right now. I haven't heard really anything about it. Me either. All Broadway stuff right now is like movies to stage. So Legally Blonde and Spider-Man. I'm like, eh. Back to the Future. Dude, there's a guy in Arizona. He has a record-breaking collection of Stranger Things stuff. Oh, boy. Cool. Yeah. And so he's got the largest collection. He's got 2,301 different items. Be jealous, Tyler. Yeah, I was just thinking about Tyler. Listen to this dork. So I started collecting right after the show came out. But honestly, there was not a lot of merch out there. I was already a Funko Pop collector. so that was kind of the easiest way to get into collecting Stranger Things items. So I started collecting all the Funko Pops. In the beginning, I thought I was only going to collect the Funko Pops of Stranger Things, but that didn't last very long. It's actually surreal. I feel honored. It's super exciting. I mean, such an iconic brand like Guinness World Records. To even think about being in a book would be a collectible I definitely want to have in my collection. I mean, oh my God. Oh, that would just make their life complete. Is he single? Did you know that Sean Connery was offered the part of Hannibal Lecter before Anthony Hopkins? I could see that. But what happened, I guess he was horrified by the script, and so he turned it down. He's like, oh, I don't know. Too scary. Too scary, Trebek. Way too scary. The new Mummy movie with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will be out May of 2028. Rip. Menace, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series for preschoolers is coming to YouTube. Oh, that's perfect. It's perfect for Menace. Yeah. Kind of like Muppet Babies, Ninja Turtles. The episodes will be four minutes long. Oh, yeah. I was watching something, and there's a guy. Man, I forget what his name is. He's this incredible voiceover artist. Bort, you might know this guy's name because I think he also did the voice of Megatron. Frank Welker. Frank Welker. There you go. I've worked with Frank before. He's amazing. Yeah. Anyway, so I saw this video online, and he was doing all these different voices that he's an incredible voiceover artist. Characters he does. Yeah. one of which was he did Kermit for Muppet Babies. Oh. Right? And he sounds way more like Kermit the Frog than the guy they have doing Kermit the Frog. So they're doing this new Muppet show thing, and people keep pointing out that Kermit sounds weird. And it hasn't been right since Jim Henson. But here's the thing. I find it, if we can do perfect impersonations from Cartman in South Park to Morgan Freeman to all these other people, there's somebody out there that can do Kermit. Perfect. Who can absolutely nail it. Let's find that person. Now, the question is, could they be a puppeteer? Yeah, that's a good point. Don't they have to have... I think they do. No way. Yeah, I think they do. Anyway, that's probably the difficult part. Also, look out for the Black Key. Well, yeah, they can get Frank Welker. Yeah. He's great at it. I'm a D-Frog. I'm a D-Frog. Black Key, Simple Plan, Jimmy World, Taking Back Sunday, and Devo are all bands that have announced new tour dates. If you're interested in seeing any of those guys. And another music thing here, according to reports, Britney Spears has sold the rights to her entire music catalog. Lucky. Cashing in. So apparently it's worth $200 million. I'd buy it. Why the hell wouldn't you? It includes every hit that she's ever had. Nice. She hasn't come out with music in a while, right? No. This is probably a really good move for her. For sure. She had something like with Will.I.Am was the last thing. Yeah, this will set her up for a million years. You better work, bitch, that song. I do like that one. I have a good in a Lamborghini. Where the hell is it? Turn it up, Greg. How does it go again? Look good in a bikini and a Lamborghini. Oh, whatever. You better work, bitch. Oh, that's work, bitch. Yeah, okay. Something like that. No, wait. She had something with Iggy Azalea. Did she? I think, yeah. Don't remember. Dude, there was a stat that I heard, speaking of money and being loaded. I remember I did send it to Greg and Gina. Elon Musk is so rich. Oh yeah, this is mind-boggling. I looked it up and it's true. Yeah, it makes sense. Elon Musk is so rich that the second richest person is closer to us than him in wealth. Closer to Morgan, closer to Greg, probably closer to all of us combined. Right. By a lot. than he is to Elon Musk, because Elon's got like 800 and some billion dollars, and second place on the list has like 200 billion dollars. That's like a supervillain status. Is that crazy? That'd be insane. Yeah. That's so weird. They're just like us. Yeah. I mean, think about it. That's insane. All right, Greg, Corey, what you got for us today? Well, I think this is pretty interesting. It's been almost 32 years since Kurt Cobain died, and now there's this new independent investigation by a forensic team, and they challenge that it was a suicide. Oh, yeah. And they have reasons for it. And, you know, we've always heard that, oh, yeah. It's just the beginning. It wasn't a suicide. But they think that Kurt might have been... It was Courtney. Yeah. Yeah. They think he was confronted by one or maybe two assailants who then forced him to overdose on heroin to incapacitate him. And they also say the shotgun was placed in his arms because the crime scene was, quote, eerily clean. and that his hand was gripping the barrel of the shotgun, but it had no blood splatter on it. That's weird. How is that possible? And then they also point out there was organ damage associated with oxygen deprivation and that necrosis of the brain and liver happened during an overdose, not from a shotgun. Where did this information come? Why is it just now? And they're also pointing out one other thing that his needles, all the needles that are used for the heroin, were very neatly put away. They were all capped, lined up all nicely. and that that doesn't seem... You know how junkies do. Just because he does heroin doesn't mean he's a slob. But they point out that's not something you would do if you're about to kill yourself. So they want the case reopened, but not going to happen. The King County Medical Examiner and the Seattle Police Department say, no, the case is closed. Although they're talking about the Tupac case, and that's true. That's hella old. I think maybe somebody was there, he overdosed, and then they got scared and then they sent us up. Made it look like a suicide. Gina, grab what you got? Well, Kaylee Cuoco, you guys like her. She's, you know, all kinds of stuff. She and her fiance, Tom Pelfrey, they found that their sleeping arrangement is best when they sleep in separate rooms. Agreed. Oh, okay. So they have a two-year-old daughter and they made this change because their schedules are different. He's a night owl. She gets up early with the baby and it was disrupting Tom's sleep, you guys, even though he's not the one that gets up with the baby. Yeah, right. What does he have to do? Yeah, now he sleeps in the guest room and they said it's been a game changer for them. They love it. Well, I mean, if the baby's in the room, because she wants the baby, I don't think she's waking up for that kid either. She's got big bank theory money. Well, the baby's two. I mean, it's not a baby baby. I know, but is the kid still sleeping in the room? I'm sure that the baby is. She wakes up and sleeps with the kid, I'm sure is what happens. Oh, she's one of those? Yeah, it would be my guess. Interesting. Well, she says at first she was very worried about what people would think of this arrangement, but it works for them, so they don't care anymore. And we've talked about this. I mean, separate beds at least kind of seem awesome. In fact, my husband told me last night he didn't sleep at all because I was punching and kicking. Like a crazy person. I've been arguing for my own apartment. Yeah. I will settle for separate rooms. I don't need separate beds in the same room. I need a fully different... Way weirder. No, that's like, I love Lucy. Oh, Morgan, you and Tyler have separate beds, right? Yes, we do. They do have separate beds. Airbag, bro. Menace, what you got? Well, Cardi B, rapper Cardi B. Oh, yeah, I know her. Yeah, well, first we didn't even talk about how she was at a Super Bowl pre-party with a robot, and then she fell over and the robot fell on top of her. That was a pretty funny video, yeah, because she was doing shrivel moves on it. But the story that I am talking about is she kicked off her tour last night, and she bought herself a gift for the tour. She bought herself a $500,000 watch, and it's from a brand that I'd never even heard of. It was called Audemars Piguet. Sure. Audemars? Oh, wow. It's way out of our text. Even Greg can't pronounce it. Audemars? $500,000 watch. Now, you're a watch guy, Woody. Yeah. You're into watches. I've never heard of that brand. My thing is, anything above maybe $50,000 is just a little too ridiculous. I mean, $50,000 is still pretty ridiculous. Crazy. Anything like where you're wearing houses on your wrist. Well, I'm almost asking for trouble. Yeah, does it lose that? First of all, you can get them insured. If you have stuff like that, you get it insured. So if it does get stolen or something like that, you can recover. But then the other thing, it is an investment. If you're buying the right ones, not all watches are created equal. just because it's expensive doesn't necessarily mean it's going to hold its value. But if you're buying the right watches, and if you have that money to buy that watch, don't buy those watches. It's so dumb to be spending money on that when you don't have it to spend, just to say that you have that watch. So stupid. But it's not a terrible place to put your money. Really? If you're into watches, because you can make money on it. It will appreciate. You can, you know. I know that happens a lot with Rolexes. Like that guy fainted that was on the antique road show. He bought one when he was at war or something in the 70s. It's not a depreciating asset. Interesting. Like you buy a car, it's a depreciating asset. Except for certain cars. Certain cars increase in value. Right? Like you can sell it for more than you bought it for, but it's got to be the right car. Right. Not anything that anybody here is buying. Yeah. Like Ferraris that happens with it. I know. I forgot what rock singer or something. He has some Ferrari that's worth $500 million now, and he bought it for a million back then. Again, if it's insured and you have it, you can comfortably spend that money. It's not a terrible... Again, being a Target is walking around wearing a $500,000 watch is just crazy to me. Yeah, why take that risk? Yeah. All right, we got the birthdays and the porno birthdays. Ready to go. Go, go, go, go, show it. It's your birthday. We're going to party like it's your birthday. We're going to sit because it's your birthday. And you know we don't give a fuck. Yeah, that's your birthday. And we'll start with these celebrities. And since it's a throwback Thursday, let's talk throwback birthdays. Like Arsenio Hall. Yeah. He's 70 years old today. Wow. Josh Brolin. He was the older brother, Bran McGooney. Yes, love. And other people know him from, you know, Thanos, Thanos and Avengers. He's Bran always. No touchable to him. Yeah. Yeah. Josh Brolin's 58 years old today. Joanna Kearns from Growing Pains. Oh, my God. She's 73. Okay. Good for her. Author of the classic kids' books, Judy Blume. Oh, wow. She's got to be 8,000 years old. She's 88. Wow. I have a soft spot in my heart. You know, I'm not a books guy. I like the idea of books, but I think if there's an author whose books I read the most would be Judy Blume. Really? Or Judy Blume Cleary. Are you sure you're not a little girl? Yeah. Maybe. Was it like Sweet Valley High, too? No, no, I'm saying like back in our time. Yeah, oh, I know. Everyone read it. Everybody's read it. Maybe now those are chick books. No, like Super Fudge for you? Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, Super Fudge. Just making sure. Yeah, Tales of a Sixth Grade. Yeah, those are like the boys version. Am I the only one that kind of thought Judy Blume wasn't a real person? Yeah, no, she's a real person. Maybe like Dr. Seuss. Yeah. And then I hear one more throwback birthday. Michael McDonald, the Yacht Rock legend. Yes, rip. Yamo be there. Yamo be there. He's 74 today. Ajay Nadu, Samir in office space is 54. Christina Ricci is 46. And Robert Griffin III, RG3, the Heisman Trophy winner, who now works as an NFL analyst for ESPN. He's 36. Your porno birthday today is Delilah Day. And today's birthday girl, she's had her mouth on more bones than a dog. 161 fine films, including Delilah Day gladly agrees to treat her horny problem. She was in Slutty Simon Says, Volume 1 Also, Ambitious Wife Gets It Recorded Probation Masturbation, Volume 1 She was in Delilah Shows Off Her Pink Parts And who can forget her Unforgettable role in Lesbian Ass Eaters Volume 4 That's a great one That's Delilah Day, who's 28 years old today And that's Porno Birthday, your celebrity birthdays And that is a Thursday morning look At what's happening around the world of entertainment Here on The Woody Show All right, welcome back. Hey, it is the Woody Show. It's Thursday. Yeah. It's February 12th. Today's Fat Thursday. I've never heard of Fat Thursday. Is that a thing? I've heard of Fat Tuesday. Fat Tuesday, yeah. Not heard of Fat Thursday. When, by the way? Let's celebrate. Can I get an answer? I should have looked it up. I just keep forgetting to look it up. I know I can easily look it up. Try Google, Woody. It's more fun to wonder. I get it. Does anybody know off the top of their head, when is Easter? Oh. Because it changes all the time. When is this year? April 5th. It's April 5th? Now, is that early or late? I don't know. I think that's late. Sometimes it's in March. I have no idea. That's late. Okay. And then Fat Tuesday is the Tuesday before Lent? Before Good Friday, right? Before Ash Wednesday. Yeah. Yes, and before Good Friday as well. Right, before Lent starts. Okay. So this is what it's like to be Jewish. I don't know what you're talking about. You know what I'm saying? No clue. Sometimes people come to work with the schmutz on their forehead, and I'm told to leave it alone. Yeah, yeah. It's ash. It's ash. Leave it alone. What are you going to lick it off? Well, at first, the first time I ever saw it, I was like, oh, you got it. They're like, no, no, no. Don't touch it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought they just smudged themselves. I didn't know. Yeah. I remember being a kid and thinking the same thing. I was like, why is everybody? I didn't know. I thought everybody was coming. I guess they were kind of coming from the same place. Everybody at the same coal mine? Yeah. But, yeah. So, okay. So, there's Fat Tuesday, which is kind of like the last throwdown before Lent, though. Yeah. Exactly. It's going down for real. Okay, that's before you give up whatever you're giving up for Lent. For Lent, right. Lent begins on Good Friday? No, it begins on Ash Wednesday. Oh, it begins on Ash Wednesday. And then it ends on Good Friday. Good Friday is the Friday before Easter. Ah, see, now that's my month straight. Oh. All right, Gina. Help me out. All right, Gina, check it out. Okay. Put the dreidel down for one second. Will do. And just pay attention. Move my menorah so I can see you. All right, so you have Fat Tuesday. Got it. That's the last hurrah. That's like the bachelor or bachelorette party before you get married, right? Got it. Then the next day is Ash Wednesday. And that's when everything gets serious. That's when you decide what you're giving up for Lent. Yeah. And you give it up until Good Friday, which is the Friday right before Easter. Easter is on a Sunday. So that Friday before, that's Good Friday. Got it. And that's the last day for whatever you sacrifice for Lent, right? Right. 40 days, I believe. And then between Ash Wednesday and Good Friday, you see all the promotion for, like, Filet-O-Fish. That's on the Fridays, because you're not supposed to eat Catholics, but not supposed to have fish on Friday. No, you're not supposed to have meat on Friday. You're not supposed to have meat on Friday. Got it. The apostles were fishermen, you see. They want you eating fish on Friday. Yeah, it sounds good. Even back then, it was a conspiracy theory. That was their real ID of the day. They just want us to eat fish. I don't fish. I don't trust the apostles. Yeah. And if you don't get fish, there's a fee. Yeah. I'm not. Dude. No, you're going to tell. I'm going to like throw my frankincense in the trash. Three shekels. Yeah. That's that. All that myrrh. Yeah, right. And allegedly they have a shortage, so it's higher in price. Yeah. That's a shy start. Back to the... Today is Fat Thursday. Not familiar with that. Today is Darwin Day. I know what that is. Right. It's Hug Day. Aw. It's National Freedom to Marry Day. Have fun with that. Okay. If you must. It's National Lost Penny Day, which they're not even making pennies anymore. And today is National Plum Pudding Day, which plum pudding, that to me sounds old, right? Thank you, Graham. Talk about frankincense and myrrh. Yeah, I've got the very British sound. Never even had that. That's gross. Oh. Can anybody explain fat, thirsty to us? 877-44-WOODIE. Hit us up with a text over to 22987. Ik snap dat je je podcast wil luisteren, dus ik zal het kort houden. Because if you think it's important to make a sustainable choices, can ASR maybe help? Well, I think, how then? Well, for example, when you're doing a sustainable choices that you love are, you're going to be a harm. Will you know more about the insurance where a sustainable choices can be? Go to asr.nl slash duurzame choices. This does ASR for you and a sustainable society. ASR does it. So, then you can listen to your podcast. More Woody Show next. Hang on. We'll be right back. This is the Woody Show. And we are into another new hour. Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody, Greg, Menace, Gina Grant, Seabass, Sammy. Hello. I tell you, man, I want to get to the bottom of it, so I brought dumbass Tyler into the studio and Morgan. They have been all morning out in the hallway. Every time I go by, bickering. Cats and dogs. Not all morning, because I got pissed off and I went back to my studio. Whoa. Trouble impaired. Now, for those of you not aware, we found out just recently that Morgan and dumbass Tyler are cohabitating. They're roomies. They decided to be roommates. Uh-oh. Yeah, and so this is only, how long have you been living together? God, two weeks, three weeks? Two weeks. Okay. These are what they call growing pains. Yeah, yeah. It's that adjustment period. And anytime you move in with anybody, even if it's like a romantic partner, there's always that, like getting used to each other. Yeah, for sure. Oh, they do that. And how you guys live. Yeah. And, Matt, I don't know, something with chicken. I don't know exactly. Oh, the chicken thing. Yeah. So you know about this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll explain, but here's why, Matt, is as soon as I'm done explaining, Tyler's going to look y'all in the eye and say, I'm lying. Okay. So just know that. Okay. Well, he's known to do that, yeah. Okay, yeah. So that's the problem I have with him right now. Last night... Oh, is this the question that you asked me in the office? Yes. Yeah. It's all based on this? Yes. Tyler asked me the question. The question he asked me, he goes, Hey, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Out of nowhere. I'm like, all right, we're working on getting the show together. Yeah, Morgan said the same thing. And he goes how do you defrost chicken Yeah And I go all right Yeah Let go there Yeah Okay Okay Because there a little bit of conflicting reports because I was like on each other side. Well, yeah. Let's hear it. Can I have a story? Yeah. Okay. So the timing is what's confusing to everyone, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yesterday I noticed there was chicken in the sink. I'm like, okay. Cool. Cool. He went to the store and got some chicken. In a package. Not just. Yeah. Not just Luz. Not just Luz. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's in the package that you would buy it in, I assume frozen, sitting in the sink. I went to bed pretty early last night, earlier than usual. And then this morning, he leaves before me. This morning, I woke up, and I'm like, oh, it's still in the sink. So I texted him. I said, hey, you know, this chicken's still in the sink, right? He's like, yeah, yeah, leave it. I'm like, okay. And I was like, just make sure, you know, we need to bleach the sink afterwards because, like, San Manolo City. Okay. And then here we are, and it's going to be sitting in the sink for, like, eight more hours. my point is it's been in the sink since allegedly, I want to say like 5, 6 p.m. 5 or 6 p.m.? But he says it was 10 p.m. and then I'm lying. Either way, that's too long. This is the fact that I didn't know because I'm like okay, is it frozen solid? Then yeah, I can sit out for a while. No. I didn't know the amount of time. The pool is like two hours. That's why I'm mad he says I'm lying. Two hours is for cooked chicken to eat and then before you put it in the fridge. Things should not be thawed on the counter or in the sink. They're supposed to be thawed in the refrigerator. In the fridge. Right. Well, because I do remember somebody who worked in a kitchen. Now, this is, you know, not accurate. I would never eat at this restaurant again. Okay. But this person, you know, they're a professional in this arena. And they said for frozen stuff like that, you can put them in water, but it's got to be ice water. Yes. I knew that. So the mistake that people make, they'll take like a pound of ground beef out of the freezer and they'll try to be thawing it and they'll get hot water and they'll put it in. No, because that breeds. You have to kill yourself. That breeds. I do that. No. Ice water. Oh, my God. Ice water. I'm okay. And you wonder why you have so many stomach problems. You're right. Well, maybe you've gotten lucky, but can't you see where that would be? Because you're putting hot heat, warmth to the bacteria and stuff. Yeah, but it's not hot enough to cook it. And Sammy says she's okay. You're totally not. It's all about that danger zone temperature. Now, with the chicken sitting out, especially for that long, because it's sitting out as we speak. Gerald put frozen burgers on a grill, and the outside is charred, but the inside is still frozen. Same idea, but I would think it would be reversed, right? So the middle of the chicken is still cold, but the outside has gotten warm enough where now it's breeding because it's just it's sitting out in room temperature you know conditions yes and so yes the middle of it is still frozen enough where it's not an issue it's still cold enough it's the outside as it starts to thaw see yeah where that would start breeding but overnight but tyler yeah i do have a question for you because being i think you know someone who's come right from home to now living with morgan is this the way like your family does it 100 okay i knew it Came from somewhere. Yeah, because I didn't know the timeline. Now, you said there's a lie with the timeline. Right. You said 5 p.m. You're saying 10. Are you sticking with the 10? Yes. I took it out right before I went to bed, and it was 10 o'clock. That's a lie. That can't be true because Morgan said she went to bed early and saw it before bed. I didn't even train last night. I trained during the day, went to bed probably like, I don't know, 8-ish. Oh, good for you. Walked the dog at like 6-ish. So is your concern Tyler's tummy or your sink? Or both. Like, why are you so worried about this? At first, it was like the chicken in the sink. Like, we need to throw away the sponges in the sink. Like, bleach it out. And then also, like. He says it's in the package, right? Yeah, but it's in the package. I don't want to be that afraid. I'm being paranoid. But it's been sitting there for a long time. It doesn't matter. Just spray it with bleach. It's no big deal. Okay. That was my worry. Also, I guess kind of worried about him. Like, now I just know not to eat anything that he cooks. But then it's like the him telling people and me that I'm lying and I'm making it up. That's driving me crazy. All right, the safest ways to defrost chicken are in the refrigerator. It takes 24 hours in a sealed bag submerged in cold water, one to two hours. Change the water every 30 minutes. I had not heard of that. Or using the microwave's defrost setting. Those who never do that. Don't do that. Frozen chicken on a tray on the bottom shelf of the fridge takes about 24 hours for most, or four hours per pound. Per pound, yeah. The cold water method, faster. Submerge chicken in a sealed bag in a bowl of cold water. Change the water every 30 minutes to ensure it stays cold. Microwave would be the fastest defrost at the 50% power setting. Use this only for boneless pieces and cook immediately as some parts may start cooking. Yeah. Okay, let me ask, Tyler, so are you just lying about the time because you're embarrassed that you did leave it out too long? Or you're sticking with it was 10 p.m.? I'm sticking with it was 10 p.m. But here's the thing. It doesn't matter because that's too long. It doesn't matter. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's still too long. 10 p.m., 1 a.m. So that's why I'm asking about the embarrassing part. So I will say in my household, we would do it for like up to 12 hours just to make sure it was completely unfrozen. That's actually crazy. Never thaw on the kitchen counter or in hot water to avoid bacterial growth. Cook immediately after thawing regardless of the method used. Do not refreeze raw chicken after it's been defrosted. Oh. You can cook too. Geez, Sammy. You can cook chicken directly from frozen if needed, like in an oven or a pressure cooker, but it does take 50% longer. I don't understand we'd be pooping all the time. Yeah, right? Exactly. Stomach problems. I don't cook chicken that much. Warm desserts. That's the issue. That's the culprit. A warm dessert. Right. I'll be in the hospital. I put chocolate over my frozen chicken. But nothing's wrong with me. So I always just put it in the fridge, and then when it's thaw, it's thaw. That's what you're supposed to do. It usually takes a couple days. Also, I leave items out, too, but not that long. Well, it's sitting out as we speak, so please don't eat that. I mean, it weirds me out. You're supposed to, and I do this, when you're cooking steaks on the grill, you leave them out to bring them to room temperature. Yes, but that's a different thing. Before you put them on the grill. That's a different, literally different animal. You know, I'm saying, but it also weirds me out. I'm like, I don't know if I should be doing that. Yeah, I think about it. I leave it out for like almost an hour. Yeah. They say you can do that, and I've done it. It feels wrong. It feels wrong. It's strange. You're going to burn it off anyway. It's fine with steak. People eat raw steak. Yeah, like tartare. I don't understand the lie, though. Because if you went to bed early and you saw the chicken in there and Tyler's saying, no, it was 10 o'clock. I don't. You're making me think I'm crazy. Again, I eat raw cookie dough all the time and I've been told how that's going to make me sick. Yeah, you're going to die. But so far, like Sammy, with her defrosting meat that way, I have a 100% survival rate. Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay. Until you don't. And that's the thing. Like, Tyler's been bred for it. You haven't, Morgan, so don't eat it. Yeah, yeah. Tyler, it's called gaslighting, man. But we have one. Why gaslighting? Yeah. What's the benefit there? It's driving me crazy. Like, why? Like, I don't get it. Yeah, you'll figure it out. You guys will figure out whatever the balance is. I don't think you're struggling in your shoulders. Well, that's like saying, like, I killed six people. No, I only killed two people. No, it doesn't matter if it was two or six. You're wrong. And you said you put it out when you were doing dishes when I was walking the dog. No, I said I put it out right before I went to bed. I was doing the dishes when he came back. Yeah. And it wasn't in there when I was doing it. But how would Morgan even know if she didn't see it before bed? Yeah. And if I saw it this morning and I didn't see it last night, I probably wouldn't have texted you because I would have told you when I got in. Or the text would have been like, what's up with the chicken in the sink? Like a brand new conversation. I mean, you got anything? I'm just saying what I already said. That looks like a man who's caught in the line. Yeah, it's going to be fun. Or he had an idea of what really happened, but now he's kind of realizing that, you know what, she might be right, but I can't give in to that. So I'm just going to go, you know what, I said what I said. It's too late. Well, he comes from sports radio, so they always... You've got to dig in. Yes, you have to dig in even when you're wrong. That's her method. I know. There's a guy, very well respected. He's a radio hall of famer. And I remember he told me years ago, he says, you know, in talk radio and sports talk radio, the key to success is taking a position, whatever. Figure out whatever your position is going to be. And you die on that hill. Oh, yeah. No matter what. Like you could say Tom Brady is the worst quarterback that's ever played the game. And no matter what kind of fact comes into play, what kind of stuff changes your opinion matter. Like in your own mind, you never waver. where you go, nope, and you just stick with that, because that's what gets the audience fired up. And that's what gets people like, oh, my God, I can't, are you insane? And that's why it works. You know what? It is working right now. But that's what he's employing. Good radio. That's the strategy he's employing with his new roommate, Morgan. Somebody on the text asked a very interesting question. They say, is DAT Hispanic? Because that's how we Hispanics defrost everything. I am. Yeah. That's how we defrost everything. I don't know how y'all. That's a cultural thing. Oh, hi. But yeah, it's making me think I'm crazy So a lesson in gaslighting You know? Oh, did you even tell her about the TV yet? No, not yet What? Kind of, kind of What does that mean? Let's communicate I don't know I'm giving them one of my old 70 inch TVs I don't know if it fits You'll find a wall I'll make it fit I just wanted to make sure that was cool Yeah. Absolutely. All right. Okay. Why would he have to clear that? I know. What? I don't know, but I appreciate the communication. Thank you. Do you want to move in? 877. Can I move in? Honestly? Oh. 877-44-WOODIY. You can text us. Check in over to 229-87. This is why, you know, this could work because we are all here for you. Yeah, exactly. To help out. We can help. Yeah, it's true because normally I would just go to my job and talk about my roommate behind her back. I love it. I love it. I'm in, yeah. The Woody Show. It's a Valentine's Day-themed throwback Thursday here on The Woody Show today, so we've got a request for Selena. I could fall in love, and so we play. Yeah. We do it. You know, this is also interesting because, you know, on the text during the question about the frosting of the chicken, the big beef going on. Chicken debate. Morgan and dumbass Tyler. Chicken beef. There was a question on the text asking if dumbass Tyler was Hispanic because that's how we Hispanics defrost everything. And he goes, yes. But then as Selena starts playing, he goes, I don't know who that is. Oh, my God. Which is it, Tyler? How? Like, you grew up in Whittier, dog. That's a lie. Yeah. He lying on that one. I'm as white as it gets, dog. He's trying to be funny. If you've got a Throwback Thursday request, you can hit us up on the text over to 22987. The Whittier Show. Yeah, a couple more pieces of feedback on the chicken defrosting gate. Our first fight. Your first fight. Oh, so cute, right? Somebody had something about it, some advice for Tyler. Said, man, dumbass Tyler really is a dumbass. Arguing with a woman who he lives with for over an hour over a disagreement and calling her a liar to people. Yeah, good luck with that in the future, my boy. Yeah. Yeah. It's a rookie mistake. This one, 314. Keep the dumbass Tyler and Morgan roommate chronicles coming. Yes, I love it. I don't love it. Yeah. He's going to screw up many more times. Also, business idea for Morgan. Advertise selling your used underwear, but then the catch is that Tyler is the one who wore it, so it's extra stank. I kind of love it, but then people out there will think, oh, that's nasty. Big man. True, true. Now, I have reviewed all the evidence, and I'm rethinking this, okay? Because I know Tyler very, very well, okay? So I know when he's telling a white lie. Okay. Now, you both said that he was washing dishes at 5 p.m. Could you be confused that he was just washing the dishes at that time and then did end up putting the chicken out at 10 p.m.? Because I'll say this. When he's doing a white lie, he's kind of smiling and laughing, And he did not do that the entire time. Well, I can agree that, yeah, if he's doing the dishes in the sink, the chicken's obviously not in the sink at that time. The only thing I'm saying... I wouldn't count on that. No, no, no. The only thing I'm saying is I saw a chicken in the sink last night before I went to bed. Okay. Yeah. And I went to bed early. Do you have any kind of sleep tracker that could prove when you went to bed, like a Fitbit or something? Yeah. We're splitting hairs here. No, because you're saying you went to bed at 5 p.m. No, no, no. I went to bed at around 7.38. 7.38. Yeah. And he said that he didn't put it out until 10. Right. Okay. But you said, did you see him around the sink at 7.30 or 8 o'clock? No. And Mike had been confused. Leave it to Menace to come to the defense of his lover. No, I'm just trying to break it down. No, he was the Chuales. Because I know when he does white lies, he smiles and laughs. All right. CBass has something to debut here. I think it's a good time for some new Woody show artwork, which we haven't done in a while. Yep. So somebody in the text brought up an old nickname that Woody had for Tyler, Darth Butter. Darth Butter, yes. Oh, yeah. Because his voice, like when I first heard him speak, it always sounded like he had a throat full of butter. Which is, oh, right. Darth Butter. He's always in black. So I got a little artwork together. And now for the Woody Show studio, we have. Oh, yeah. It's new because it's in Morgan's room Which is, as you said A floor to ceiling filled with stupid sports Toys Fingers skateboards Oh my god I have to get a picture of his room Literally can't see the wall, it's full of boxes Man is taking a picture and we'll have it posted On our Instagram At the Woody Show You can check out the Darth Butter artwork He did unpack I think two boxes yesterday, so that's good. That's good study. The only thing it's missing is his necklace. Can I get one more photo of that? Yeah. 877-44-WOODY. Text us over to 22987. Jeannie Graz got the trending news headlines. Well, some sad news to start off with. Actor James Van Der Beek passed away yesterday at the age of 48 following a cancer battle he had for the last few years. He was most well-known, of course, for his role in Varsity Blues and his role as Dawson in Dawson's Creek. He'd been diagnosed with stage 3 colorectal cancer in 2024 and said at the time he was in a good place, feeling strong. His wife posted a note on Instagram that said, Our beloved James passed peacefully. He met his final days with courage, faith, and grace. And she went on to say that the costs of James' medical care and the extended fight against cancer have left the family without funds. So a GoFundMe has been set up where the donations will go to support them. And he had six kids, by the way. Yeah. So it's raised some pretty good money. I'm pretty sure. He's got a lot of people looking out for him. And I think his wife and his kids are going to be okay. Yeah. This radio service, we've mentioned it before. Remember when it was, friends, Matthew Perry, when he died. They sent out, with the story, to all the radio stations, They sent out that sad version, that sappy, sad version of the theme song for Friends. Inspiration. So here's what they sent out to all the radio shows this morning for James Van Der Beek. This is best known for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He was only 48. Here's the theme to Dawson's Creek with poignant lyrics to add to this sad news story. So we're supposed to play this while we talk about James. Yeah. Sad version? No, the poignant lyrics. Just the poignant part. I don't want to wait for our lives to be over. So last night I thought of this, and I asked AI if they could redo the lyrics in honor of James Van Der Beek, and it wouldn't do a remake of that song because they say it was thoughtless and poorly proposed. Good. No. Make some good decisions, AI. And I told AI, no, no, this isn't a parody. This is an honor of James Van Der Beek. I mean, distribute. I understand why people hate radio sometimes. Yeah. A lot of times they'll just send this stuff out to radio stations. And I know of a bunch of shows. They literally just open this thing up and just go from the top down. Whatever you say. And that's their show. They spend absolutely zero time doing any of their own, like looking into stuff or pulling clips for anything or whatever. And so they'll just go like, all right. And they'll just read it word for word. And then they'll go, oh, cool. Here's the theme to Dawson's Creek. You know, I was thinking about this last night. I don't want to live your life. The theme to Dawson's Creek. I mean, it's a really poignant lyric. It just says to me. Honor James Van Der Beek today. Yep. Can you do it in a second? An acoustic version? Yeah. Well, that's why you hear radio shows also. They'll have news stories that are two or three days late. Because a lot of these services suck as well as bringing up-to-date news. Delays. Yeah, here it is. This is the one they sent out for the... Hold on. I've got to turn this other one off. Sorry. Yeah, we turned this one off. See, this one makes sense at least. Yeah, so this is the one they sent out for when, you know, Matthew Perry died. This is what we were supposed to play while we were covering the story. Sad, sad morning here. I will. It's doing the opposite of what it's intended to do. It almost sounds like Christmas music. Oh, my God. Okay. Well, it's now day 12 in the search for Nancy Guthrie, and after releasing photos and video of the suspect yesterday, the police, they don't have any leads. Where's the sad music? Well, yeah, thank you. Don't we have the Today Show music? It was also confirmed yesterday that the man they had previously detained, that food delivery driver we talked about, yeah, he wasn't involved. But authorities are saying there was a little more to that. According to them, the driver had been on their radar of the police and the FBI even before the photos of the suspect were released. And they said they ID'd him by using cell phone info and traffic data. And his entire house was searched and he was questioned for hours. But in the end, cops let him go. So don't know why they were hot on his trail, but it ended up not being a lead. And TMZ reported that authorities found out menace. This is where I might need you. They found a black glove yesterday in the area that Nancy was seen about a mile from her home. They also said that they received a new note, not from the kidnapper, but from someone claiming to have info on the kidnapper. And this is what they asked for. One Bitcoin. OK, show of hands. Who else is like me getting the point where it's like I've had enough of the story. Let me know. Let me know when there's something concrete. either find her or recover her or something but like this whole like there are pages long stories about this glove or whatever if it don't fit let me know when there's something I'm not over it there's no news but in this case because I really don't know anything about crypto what would one bitcoin be worth right now not that great It's down. No, it's like 60-something. Oh, exactly? It used to be 115. Well, somebody wanted a bit more. 24 or something. And TMZ forwarded that to the FBI. So late Tuesday night, the FAA announced that they had... Oh, this is crazy. It's at $67,953. A bargain, because wasn't the other ransom note, like $4 million? Yeah, well, as time goes on, you're willing to just settle out. Just take the... Whatever you can get. Take the payout. Take anything you can get. Right. So this FAA story is kind of crazy. They had put flight restrictions on the airspace around El Paso, Texas, and that restriction was going to be in place for like 10 days. Well, the restriction was up for less than eight hours and has since been lifted, and now we know why. So according to officials, Mexican cartel drones had breached U.S. airspace, and the Department of War took, quote, action to disable the drones. But here's where it gets even weirder. According to reports, there were no drones. No, it was a party bomb. It said Greg's sitting by a balloon. Balloons. Yep. And on top of that, reports also found that the reason the airspace was closed was for the Pentagon to test a high-energy laser that can shoot down drones. And that's what shot down the balloon. I mean, that's pretty cool. Yeah. That's pretty rad. I like that. That's cool. The grounding of the flights around El Paso was so sudden that neither the city nor the airport knew anything about this until the order came down. Yeah, it was funny. There was a southwest plane landing. There was some air traffic control audio that got released. and the tower controller was telling the Southwest pilot, like, so, you know, basically... But guess what? Making sure they knew about this. He goes, they're like, are you... Are you basically going to be landing and then flying out? And he goes, no, because we're going to be off to the hotel. Oh. And, like, in other words, their next flight wasn't until the next day or whatever. So they're like, well, you know, the airspace is going to be closed for 10 days. He goes, for what? Like, he's like, what do you mean? The whole airport? And she's like, yeah, that's what we're being told. Yeah, very weird. You won't be able to leave basically for 10 days. Yeah, you live here now. The entire airspace. Yeah, we were staying in El Paso for a while. Yeah, right. She's like, yeah, you might want to let Southwest know. Thank you. Well, officials have given the FAA that's 10-day window, like you said, and it was the FAA who decided to close the airspace without telling anyone. Over a party balloon. Yeah. That's cool. And now it appears that the airspace closure was a miscommunication. So they're going to look into who to blame. There's been updates in that school shooting in Canada that happened on Tuesday. Authorities have confirmed the identity of the person responsible was an 18-year-old female. You don't see that too often. Most of the time it's dudes. Yeah, who dropped out of school four years ago. It was also reported that the shooter had serious mental health issues, and cops had visited their house a bunch of times over the past several years, with the most recent being last spring. Cops also added that the shooter was transgender. However, there isn't any info that suggests it was a bullying issue, a reason for the shooting. And as for the victims, they've ID'd as a teacher and five students at the school, as well as the mother and the stepbrother of the shooter. The Olympics wrapped up their fifth day of competition yesterday, and the U.S. has racked up more than five medals, five more medals. They earned silver in free dance figure skating, men's alpine skiing, and women's freestyle skiing. In that same freestyle event, by the way, the U.S. also won a gold and then added another gold in men's speed skating. And looking at the medal count as of last night, Norway and Italy are tied for first with 13 and the U.S. right behind them with 12. As for gold medals, Norway is in the lead with seven and U.S. is in a three-way tie with Italy and Switzerland. A little thruple action at four gold medals apiece. That's right there. And, oh, HGTV. I know, Greg, and what are your big fans? Of course. So, would love to get your hot take on this. Oh, I know what you're going to talk about. They've canceled Rehab Addict. Are you guys familiar with that show? I haven't seen it in years. I didn't know it was still on. Oh, well. I'm very familiar. Little blonde woman. Yeah, Nicole Curtis. After an old video, well, a video surface showing her dropping an N-bomb while filming, the clip appeared online the same day the show was supposed to return. and it shows Curtis realizing what she said and asking to delete the footage if we have the audio. So she's, I don't know what she's doing. She's like some kind of like crown molding. She's trying to attach something, like a little ladder thing and something's not sitting right and she's trying to do whatever and then that's when she says what she says and I have the audio here. My, it's my last one. Oh, fart n***. What the f*** is that that I just said? Nick, you gotta, can you kill that? No, I'm not going to be fine. I thought it was a good one. Oh, f*** my life. Oh, my God. It doesn't even make sense. Fart N-word, right? What the hell? But she just threw something out in the frustration of whatever. Gibberish. And so they immediately turned around. They canceled the show. Yeah. Her apology was kind of strange. Well, we'll get to that. HGTV put out a statement, of course, about the hurtful and inappropriate comment saying, We've removed the series from all HGTV platforms, and we remain dedicated to fostering a culture of respect and inclusion across our content. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, that was a very, you know, of course, delicately crafted. Curtis also issued an apology saying, I want to be clear. The word in question is wrong and not part of my vocabulary and never has been. It's just worn it out. But it, what? You said it. You can't accidentally say it if it's not part of your vocabulary. You just said it. So she apologizes, but I don't think that's... Maybe she listens to a lot of hip-hop, you know what I mean? It's prevalent. It's all over. Well, fart man, they say that a lot, right? Like, dude, Chef Swoop, the guy comes in and cooks food for us? Like, dude, I feel uncomfortable just following him. Yeah, he's powerful. Yeah, what was the... There was just a post, and I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, how do you read it in your head when you're reading what he posts? Oh, I read it out loud. Look, here. Here's the thing, guys. Yeah, I've mentioned this before. I asked Cypress Hill about it because Black Sunday is one of my favorites. I love Cypress Hill. I sing along to every single lyric, all of them. If it's the lyric. If it's in the song, I'm singing along. If I'm in my car or I'm at the concert, I'm not self-censoring myself at the show. That's the song. Talk to them. It's their song. Is that the new? If I wrote it, if I wrote the song, then maybe you can come talk to me about it. Questions about that. But I've also, when it comes to anything else, again, I'm not talking about this Nicole HGTV chick. I'm saying just in general, like, dude, anybody listening, you haven't laughed at something or saw something that was completely wild, inappropriate, and got, like, a chuckle out of it or said something just in jest or in what. Of course you have. This whole thing about it's not in your moquette. Yes, it is. You've said the word before. Like, stop lying. It's just as inauthentic as the HGTV statement about, like, oh, we are fostering. throwing around these words and everything else. For me personally, my own personal sense of humor, the more inappropriate, the more offensive, the more I love the most racist humor, the most sexist humor, the most homophobic humor, everything humor. The more that it makes other people uncomfortable, I seem to find more humor and enjoyment in it. It's awkward. Humor and enjoyment in it. But that's a blanket statement. I just like racist comedy. No, no, no. Anything that is deemed, quote, like inappropriate like i certain comedians or certain types yeah i find more funny than the stuff that's just you know more vanilla broad exactly everybody it's so funny because when you said something i don't think you meant it this way but it was like the new oj like if the glove doesn't fit you must quit you're like if it's in the song i sing along i do and there's so many people people that get i forget what it was there was a story where it was somebody that was on a video and they were singing along to the song and they got kicked out of their school. It was a guy who was an athlete for a college or something. That's endless. I'm like, oh, stop it. There's endless stories like that. Oh, can we stop it with that? What's the intention behind it? I think if it's directed at somebody or you see plenty, there was this, oh man, there's this video, this woman's lucky she didn't get killed. It was on the New York City subway, these women, black women, white women that they're addressing, I'll say, and they're talking hella-ish to this chick and whatever. And so she gets off the train at the next stop because they're like, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She gets off at the next stop. Doors open. She stands on the platform and, like, right where the doors are, you know, closing. Because they're like, oh, bye. They're like, bye, bitch. See you, bitch, blah, blah, blah. And as soon as the doors are closing, she goes N-words. I saw that. And the doors closed. Now they can't get them back open. So they're pounding on the doors trying to get out of this train to go kick her ass. She's so lucky. Like in that particular case, you can't defend that. You can't defend that. Because the intention is there. Right, exactly. Well, that's what's going on, Woody. The Woody Show. Welcome back, everybody. Hey. Again, congratulations to Joe Coy. Oh, my God. Such a fun day. What a day. If you haven't seen the video that Menace produced from yesterday, Joe Coy got his hands and his feet in the cement at the TCL Chinese Theater in Hollywood, which is a tremendous honor. It was interesting. Having a conversation with Joe and Tiffany Haddish yesterday, before the event started, and it was about what's better, getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame or this? Oh, yeah. and we came down on the side. It's better with your hands and your feet in the cement at TCL Chinese Theater for this reason. There are a billion stars. Yeah, there's almost 3,000. 3,000. And then the number of people that actually have their stuff at the Chinese Theater is like 400. No, like 200. Oh, is it that low? Yeah. Yeah, it's way more. It's a way more exclusive group. Anyway, either one's cool. I mean, you know. We'll take them. For the acknowledgement and stuff like that. I think it's way cooler. But anyway, congratulations to Joe. You could tell, man, the guy was just having like an out-of-body experience. Absolutely. But how could you not? But just the amount of people that showed up. And I said to a few people yesterday, I said, man, if I could go back and show this to the 90s version of myself. Oh, dude. Surreal. Yeah, yesterday, I'm like, dude, I wouldn't have believed it. Yeah. No way. because I'm sitting there and okay so I'm just looking at I'm just looking at this at this one picture from yesterday and here let me get the picture and I'll go through I'm in this picture so it goes from left to right baby face legend wrote like damn near every major R&B smash you made out to it for sure He has 42 number one hits. Yeah. AJ from the Backstreet Boys, then me, Gabriel Iglesias, Joe Coy, Martin Lawrence, Wayna Morris and Sean Stockman from Boys to Men, Tiffany Haddish, Taboo from Black Eyed Peas. I'm like, man. Everybody. Nice me be freaking out. I know. And then so we're back there before the ceremony started and just like mingling with everybody. Yeah. Talking. We're like, whoa. Is this like medicine? And I did not belong in that room. Yeah, not at all. One of these things doesn't belong here. One of these things doesn't belong. I mean, those people usually, if you go to a Joe Coy show, those people are usually around. But, like, seeing Martin Lawrence was just, like, I mean, that was huge. So here's – and Joe said, like, how much that meant to him to have Martin Lawrence there and how much he was an inspiration. Anyway, so you can see the video on our Instagram. You can check it out. because you see that old stuff and then you at one of these ceremonies It was really awesome And I so happy that Joe was happy It was exactly what he wanted to be Obligation fulfilled And I'm at the same time happy it's over. Now you can move on with your life. When I left there and just on the drive home, all of a sudden, man, I was so exhausted. It was like all this kind of anxiety just drained out of me. All of a sudden, it was like a, what do they call that, an adrenaline drain? Adrenaline dump. Even though I didn't, there was no, I had no feeling of adrenaline at all. I was super just calm. Like mild dread leading up to it. I even looked at my, I even looked at the stats from my aura ring because it measures like stress and everything else. Chill. I was in a relaxed state the entire time. Everybody was super chill too. We get in our situations and, you know, we get around bands and everything's super important and you have to stand here and all this kind of stuff. And we're here standing around all these like legit legends and everybody's just being cool. and no one's like, oh, you've got to stand here or be here, blah, blah. They're just like, hey, we're just here to celebrate our friend. And then also, just by the way, you did a great job on the speech. Thank you. It was awesome. It was awesome. Oh, thank you. I was prepared. I put some thoughts together. Got a couple of good laughs. Yeah, it was good. It was good. And I'm very thankful that Joe did ask me, even though it gave me somewhat of a heart attack. Like, oh, man, I'm not the person for this kind of thing. You can get somebody way better. Clearly he has a lot of famous friends that would have been more than happy to do that for him to host this thing. And it was interesting. Somebody sent me this article. And this goes back to how anybody listens to the show who's sitting there thinking that we think that we're a big deal. And I said, come hang out here for five minutes. And you'll see, like, dude. I mean, talk about Greg's story, how he and Menace did the Movember thing. Oh, yeah. It was a competition amongst all the stations and whatever who can get the most money. raised and uh concrete numbers yeah medicine greg like killed it and then the email went out to congratulate the winners and not even a mention no no they won it but they mentioned the other station that quote won quote and they didn't and they didn't and they go oh oh yeah they just completely overlooked medicine and greg yeah we we talk about this kind of stuff all the time here's just another example so ktla uh does an article joe coy honored with imprint ceremony at tcl chinese Theater, and it says, a big honor for Joe Coy in Hollywood on Wednesday morning. The comedian and actor was immortalized at the world-famous TCL Chinese Theater with a handprint and footprint ceremony. Coy's friend, actress and comedian Tiffany Haddish hosted the ceremony. Dude, I saw that article and I didn't want to say it out. That tracks so hard. That's hilarious. Like, yes, Tiffany Haddish was one of the speakers, as was Babyface. We went up from boys to men. They didn't notice the guy that went up every other person to announce the next person. I welcomed everybody. I said we have some people who are going to speak today. I brought everybody up. We know KTLA. Right? So the entertainment guy, Melvin. Melvin, yeah. I spoke to him for about ten minutes yesterday. He watched the whole thing. But go figure. It's so perfect. Congrats to Tiffany on it. Yeah, great job. She did crush. I understand that you want to listen to your podcast, so I'll keep it short. Because if you think it's important to make a lot of choices, maybe Acer can help. Now I hear you think, how then? Well, for example, when you want to pay for the things you love, you want to know more about So, then you can listen to your podcast now. T-Bass is here. Oh, yeah. And he's got the week in audio. We have some first-person point-of-view audio from the guy, the field invader who rushed the field during the Super Bowl. Yeah, not a streaker. Not a streaker. Not naked. Not a streaker. He's not naked. He's not streaking. Right. Go back to, what's his face? They call me the streak. Soy bomb guy. Oh, yeah. Before that, Ray Stevens. To be streaking as it was in the 70s, you have to be naked. Yeah. Even in old school, naked. Anyway, so we have something. He was wearing the meta glasses, and this is what it sounds like when you run on the field and invade the Super Bowl. Let's go! Of course, he said, let's go. Come on! Come on! You guys got me! Tackled. You guys got me! You guys got me! You guys got me! I'm right here! You guys got me! You guys got me! How am I going to get up? Get him up! Get him up! Hurry up, Frank! Get him up! Get him up! Get him up! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Now, a couple questions. I thought it would be. No, a couple questions. Number one, this is still on his TikTok account. They don't allow cart narcs on TikTok. However, this is a specifically illegal activity that he's doing for the purpose of it being illegal. But that used it. The same rules that go for everybody else did not go for anything associated with the Woody show. No, of course not. Number one. Different rules. Number two, how does this guy have the money for lower bowl Super Bowl tickets? And I think he had to get at least two because if you watch the video from his point of view, at first this younger guy jumps off and the security goes after that guy which gives him a diversion which gives him a diversion to get up out of the field so there's all these stories about how this guy placed a bet on somebody streaking or running on the field during the Super Bowl and that he won at least a couple hundred thousand dollars I don't know if that's true or not because I can't imagine there's got to be some kind of rule they'll avoid that in two seconds there are a lot of stories about that Like, this guy made money by running out onto the field. But I looked at his accounts, his Instagram, his TikTok. He claims to make the bulk of his money some kind of day trading crypto thing. Okay. That makes sense. He's a classic dude. He's in front of cars in Miami. Classic dude shit formula. Oh, I did want to bring this up. So Coinbase, right, who's usually like crypto wallet, they have gone into the prediction markets, right? By the way, that's going to be – so prediction markets, for folks who don't know, is essentially betting. But it's not betting, but it is betting. So you can bet on random stuff like this, right? You can, on the markets. So this is the first time ever, though, because I went to go, like, look at it. It asked me what my job is. All the other ones didn't because, like, I would want to do stuff about music, even though I have zero insight information. Well, that goes to what Greg always says. Like, if you're the guy who's in charge of, you know, mixing up the Gatorade before the game, you know what color. Tell you what the Gatorade's going to be. So, like, what color is the Gatorade that gets dumped on the couch? Call mom, tell her. Yeah, I was surprised because that was the first time ever out of all these apps, which I have them all, it asked me what my job was. This Week in Audio. Well, the Olympics going on right now. And for some reason, music's become a big story at the Olympics. Rights for what you can play in your figure skating. Oh, the guy who wanted to do the minions. I've never heard of this before, but apparently it's a big deal this year. Well, one Czech skating team decided they'd get around all of that and just create AI music. Oh, here we go. Yeah, so again, it's 2026, people. Okay, you can say what you want about creating songs with AI that end up going on the charts and faking people out thinking that it's a real thing. I get people not wanting to be faked out by that. But in this particular instance, okay, you don't want to deal with any of the copyright stuff. You just want to do your figure skating routine. You just need something to skate to. You can create whatever vibe or whatever thing that you want. You don't have to find a song that fits whatever kind of thing you want to do or display or your art, for a lot of a better sense. That seems like a pretty decent use of it. What's really cool is, so I did that video of your speech with Joe Coy, but I wanted to put a little beat behind it. CapCut, which is owned by TikTok, they have an AI generator, so I just type in, oh, I want upbeat music. I could say EDM or a country, whatever, and I'll automatically make some music and give me three different options to put behind the video. And I agree for, like, for generic background music, it's fine. Yeah, because, like, before, like, I would try to put a song in there, and then it would get flagged, and then take off. Oh, I get messages on our YouTube account all the time. Anyway, so here's the difference, though, Woody, is you're right. For generic background music, AI, who cares? They wanted to do ACDC's Thunderstruck. Uh-oh. What? So this is what AI gave them. All right, so check Thunderstruck, right? Right, right. AI created for the Olympics. It's in English, yeah. Okay, yeah. A lot of generic set the night on fire. I get the drum beat, but that's about it. All right. It's way more Van Halen than ACDC. Yeah, I was absolutely right. Was the prompt they were saying, like, inspired by ACDC? Yeah, right. It's got to be. Because you can't do cover songs yet or parody songs. I didn't hate it. Interpolation. Ice skating thing? Although it would be pretty funny if somebody did their figure skating routine to, like, a Weird Al song. Yeah. That could be kind of fun. Yeah, you can prove that. The Woody Show. And we get right back into the week in audio. Got an Olympic and fun with accent version of Why Is He Crying? The Woody Show original game. So this is a, you may have seen the story, so you might know, but this is a Norway biathlete, won gold, and during his interview broke down in tears. Oh, this story's been everywhere. Why Is He Crying? Oh yeah, okay. For a half years ago, he was a very little kjærlighet. He was the most sweet person. I just made a mistake. We had the debate, and Sammy had a good point that they were only dating like six months. I said, deep in my week, you know somebody who's not in the true love. Six months ago, I met the love of my life, the most beautiful, sweetest person, and then three months ago, I made the biggest mistake of my life. So three months in. Because another person is so amazing. Usually, by the way, usually when somebody's so amazing, like you can't get them out of your mind. You're just so singularly focused, and you can't do anything but think of them. So the fact that you sit there and you say that, it's been a belief that maybe you just say that and you don't really feel that way. You never really did feel that. Because if it was three months down the line, you wouldn't even be, you would have a hard time even noticing anybody. Especially that early. You're in the humbling phase. You're blinded by love. That's right. And I agree with Morgan. This guy sounds like a vagina. Pussy. Yeah. And that's the thing. If she goes back to him now, like, we'll find out who she is, but that's just embarrassing for everyone. I haven't found a picture of her yet. She's got to be super. She's hiding. She better be hot. Right, and he said that he regrets saying it, too. She came out and was like, I'm not into this. I know that he professed his love, but I'm not really into it. And then he came out after saying that he was embarrassed that he did that. Yeah, of course he did. Exactly. What an idiot. This is so sad. For a half-year-old, I'm the only one who's the most famous person. Did he say that he was killing the Patron, and that's what he said? This week in audio. All right. So the Guthrie kidnapping, people don't really have a lot of information, so they're kind of going to other old ladies who've been kidnapped in the past. Oh, my God. So they keep the story in the news cycle. The forgotten ones. Oh, they're so desperate for news that I heard a report today said that, yeah, they were interviewing the neighbor, and they were like, yeah, they were really interested in my camera footage on this certain date. Yeah, the date that she got kidnapped. Yeah. Duh. Did you see the guy that delivered the pizza to the house? Oh, I've got one info on that. So there's a big media group around the house where the grandmother or the mom was. So Jonathan Lee Riches is the guy who ordered a Domino's pizza to be delivered to him outside the house, which is in poor taste, obviously. Jonathan Lee Riches. Is he one of the guys who's working out there? He's stuck out there? Is he in media or something? Yes, but not really. You might know that name because, oh, about 20 years ago, he was all over the news for filing 4,000 frivolous lawsuits against anybody. I wrote this guy letters, and he wrote me back when I was working in Atlanta. This guy's an absolute maniac, but now he's an independent journalist. Independent journalist. Who's, by the way, somehow out of jail because he was in jail for all these frivolous lawsuits. That just means like Instagram. Wait, you go to jail for frivolous lawsuits? Oh, yeah. You can? If you're abusing the legal system. Awesome. I thought you could do that all day. Yeah, we've talked about how the loser should pay. Yeah, there's other countries that treat it differently. People are living doing that. Yeah, right. So now he has a YouTube page with like 400,000 things. He's a maniac. I believe. So he's there covering the story. And ordering pizzas. Oh, my God. Anyway, so Inside Edition, much more professional journalists. They found an old lady who got kidnapped once and asked her about it. All right. on Inside Edition. Here we go. This elderly woman knows firsthand the utter terror of being kidnapped. Delia Rawlings says a man burst into her home and duct taped her. He walks in and he starts taping me. Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You don't tape me. You don't tape me. Is that Bethany from Christmas Vacation? Exactly. Did I break wind? Yeah. Did I roam Claire out, Bethany? This is what Sammy's going to sound like when she's an old lady. And she will have been kidnapped by then, too. Yeah, I know. Her dream. More than likely. Is this the airport clock? So this is how, I should have warned you, fun with old lady accents. This is how she fought back against her kidnapper. She shows us how she fought back. I lay down on the floor, and a guy came over me, and I kicked him. And he fell over, and I kicked him again, and I kicked him again. Good for her. I like to kick. She still got kidnapped, thrown in the trunk. By the way, she lived to tell about it. She did. It was, of all the people who did it, it was, yeah, someone she knew. It was her roofer. What? Oh, maybe a paid dispute? No, it was not that at all. He just, when he did the roofing job, he's like, oh, this old lady lives alone. She'd be easy to kidnap. Oh, my God. Just for fun? Weird. For what? For the ATM. For the money. That would be you, Sammy, so FYI. Oh, great. Good kick. It won't work. You better speed things along with Steamboat Willie. Well, the problem is she'll get married, and because women live longer, the guy will die, and she'll be some old lady. Probably. She'll inherit everything. Do we even trust him, but will he? Because the whole cat thing is still red flags. Yeah, we may end up with a dude. Kind of gay, right, Greg? I mean, incredible. Gay or not? Oh, wait. Absolutely gay. Okay, wait, wait. Then she'll have two guys to protect her. Kidding! Oh, that's right. He'll go out for milk one day. Some guy with a skin mask will show up. Hey, I need money for poppers. Cat Treats, this week in audio. Another news story about a victim here, a home invasion victim, comes from CBS Indiana, where this man found out that it's not a good money to post certain types of photos on Facebook. Anthony says two days before the attempted robbery, someone called him broke on social media, so he posted this picture of a stack of cash from an old Facebook memory, only to find himself explaining to his attacker that it wasn't his money. I kept trying to beat him in his head and it was fake. Oh, wait. I said, man, it was a prank. It was fake. Wait, that guy right there is not loaded? What? Come on. You're kidding. I can tell by the voice. It's just a prank. So, yeah, someone called him broke. Therefore, I'll show you. You've got to disprove it. Yeah, an old photo of him with a bunch of fake dollar bills. By the way, you can buy these things. Of course. It's insanely real, these things. Yeah, the movie money. It's for motion picture use only. Not legal tender. Well, it's full of these guys who, again, just home invasioned his ass. Here's more about, and again, he was shot. Here's more about that. He said, where the money at? Where the money at? I've seen what you posted on Facebook. Where the money at? They didn't just leave. Instead, after repeatedly pistol whipping and choking him, one of the suspects shot him execution style in the back of the neck. Jeez. He just stuck the gun straight to the back of my head and pulled the trigger. That wasn't even called for. He didn't have to do all that. Once he found out it wasn't real, he should have just left. That's right. Come on, man. Realize your mistake and just go. Yeah, it was through the back of the neck. Through the wheelchair? Out his chest, and he survived. Oh, my God. Lived alone, too. That is insane. Did he sound like that before the shot, or was it that part of, you know, how people chase this whole personality? He probably sounded like the old grandma. Well, before the attack, I sounded just like this. Oh, I'm not broke. He said, where the money at? Where the money at? I say what you posted on Facebook. Where the money at? Yeah. Dude, are you not looking at me and hearing my voice? Yeah. I'm broke, dog. I don't know. That's the money. This week in audio. Another home attack story. This one is about as Australian as you can get. It's from their program, A Current Affair, which they still have down there. Oh, they do? They have something called A Current Affair. They still have K-Barts and Toys R Us in Australia. What? Lucky. Here's this attack. Cole is lucky to be alive. Head-butted, punched, and clawed at, all because he stepped in to help his best mate. It's not for a big night out, but a boxing match with a wild kangaroo. Oh, nice. Wow. They're rough. Yeah. They'll beat you up. And they go straight up like that? Yeah. Be back on their tails. Yeah, they try to flex. So cool. Strong. Punch you. Well, kick you is the worst part. And they have claws at the end. Claws, I should say. Claws. Claws. You can't get... I'll punch a Roo in its face. I don't care. I mean, there is that famous video of the one guy who saved his dog just by clocking a Roo in the face. But, uh... Cow. Cow. Yeah. He's a little bit of an older man here. and this is how he wasn't so lucky with his Rue battle. I just thought she's going to die here. Grabbed a stick, hit it with a stick. It's just come out like a bullet and headbutted me and I just went on to have fell over. I'm fine. Scratches and scratches and bruises and bruises and that embarrassing one where he's kicked me right in the ass cheek. I'm so glad. He kicked me right in the ass cheek. That's nice. Yeah, I know. That he got stomped. He survived. Again, also rescuing his dog. I don't know why kangaroos hate dogs. Well, they got beef. Yeah, because they don't eat them. No, but probably dogs. What would be the point of attack? Dango. Dogs probably lunge at it. They scream. Yeah. They just don't like it. All right, this week in audio. We got more Australian audio. Bowser pie. This is actually really amazing. A 13-year-old boy you might have seen was out kayaking with his mom and his little sister. They got swept out to sea. He swam about three miles. It took him like four hours, then ran another mile to get help. And this is how he sounded. This 13-year-old, after all, which would have killed any of us. Swam for three hours and then ran a mile? Yeah. Zero. 13. You just gave me crap the other morning. I got here the same time that Morgan did. And I was waiting for her by the elevator. She goes, the elevator? I go, yeah. She goes, it's one flight of stairs. It's one flight. Do those stairs go up? It takes longer to take the elevator. It does. Yeah. And at that time of day, there's no way I'm taking this stairs. Here's the thing. People say, well, what's the point of this exercise? Well, because one day you might be washed out to sea in what you thought was a normal little kayak thing. Now, you'll argue, I would never kayak. I understand that. But there are things in life, fires, where you need to be in shape. But your mental mind is way stronger. If you want to do it, you can do it. Okay, well, we'll see how that works. But it would help if your body's there, too. Right. Whatever. So this kid, three-mile swim, a mile run, and then he makes this call. We couldn't get back to shore, and Mom told me to go back to get help. I think they're kilometers out in sea. I think we need a helicopter to go find them. I'm sitting on the beach right now, and I think I need an ambulance because I think I'm having hypothermia. Mom is out there with kids as well. Is that right? Yeah, and I don't know what their condition is right now, and I'm really scared. After swimming for three hours and running, damn. That's a badass right there. That's cool. That's a good kid. How are the people that were out there? They survived. Oh, they got him? Oh, good. Is there me? Good on them. SoCal Sports with the GM, Jeff Garcia. All right, throwing things over to Morgan's roommate, the dumbest one, Darth Butter. Dumbass Tyler. What's happening with the sports? Well, the Clippers had a rematch last night against the Rockets, and unlike old-ass LeBron and the Lakers, the Clippers actually showed up on the night of a back-to-back. Leonard picked up by Texans. He drives for the win. One ball! Hot damn! Clippers win! Kind of hilarious that he said the Clippers win there when there were still two seconds left on the clock. But lucky for the TV crew, the Clippers did hang on and take down the Rockets 105-102. They are now done and go into the All-Star break with a 26-28 record. The Lakers, meanwhile, take on Cooper Flagg and the Mavericks later tonight. Tip-off is at 7, and because the game is nationally televised on Amazon Prime, maybe LeBron can put down whatever book he's pretending to read and get off his ass and into the game. By the way, Woody was talking earlier about dying on a sports tank hill, and with that in mind, my hill is that LeBron isn't top 5 in NBA history. He's top 10, not top 5. I said what I said. Looking at the Olympics, the U.S. came away with 5 more medals yesterday, including 2 gold in women's freestyle skiing and men's 1,000 meter speed skating. Looking at the updated total medal count, Italy is sitting in first with 14 and the U.S. is tied in second with Norway at 13 medals each with 5 more gold medals up for grabs later today. And in baseball, the Dodgers re-signed Evan Phillips to a one-year deal and will welcome him back to the bullpen when spring training starts tomorrow. The Angels, meanwhile, started yesterday, and new manager Kurt Suzuki talked about the state of the roster. We definitely like some guys that we have right now going forward, and we're excited with what we have. I know Perry is always looking for ways to get better, and until the roster's hit, you know, I know Perry's going to keep trying to look for ways to improve our ball club, and that's what I respect about Perry, and I love it. He's always looking for ways to get better. Yeah, dude, just kiss the ass of the GM who's never put together a winning season in his five years in Anaheim. That'll get you into the postseason. New Year, same stupid-ass angels. I'm Dermass Tyler, and that's your SoCal Sports. What a dumbass. I like how he goes like five octaves higher in his report. No. The Woody Show. The Woody Show. And let's put the wraps on another exciting edition of The Week in Audio. I'm sure you're aware of the current Steelers drama, Woody, but for the rest of the room. Joey Porter. Yep. Big famous dealer. He was talking to another guy. Cam Hayward. Cam Hayward on his podcast. Yeah. Because he has five podcasts. Not just football. Although, they've had a lot of good stuff on their podcast recently. Yeah. Stuff that's gotten a lot of attention. He's making it work. So, talking specifically about Ben Roethlisberger and his podcast. So, it's Podcast V Podcast. And all the sort of the leaks that Ben has made. And other behavior about number seven. Okay, so the conversation started because it was a conversation about these ex-players who won a Super Bowl with Mike Tomlin, basically dancing on the grave of Mike Tomlin, who's no longer the head coach of the Steelers. Or just coming out and saying it was time for him to go, like not having his back. Okay, and they're like, hey man, and Joey Porter was talking about James Harrison. Like, dude, you went to a Super Bowl, you went to another Super Bowl, you won a Super Bowl, you're defensive player of the year. All under who? All under this guy. Yeah. Right? That's just good etiquette. And then Ben Roethlisberger is, but another person who's been very vocal on his podcast recently about decisions, the Steelers. And so talking Steeler business, I guess, outside of the locker room, these players have had an agreement. They just don't do that. And so Joey Porter, whose son is now a star player for the Steelers, he says, hey, man, you're talking Steeler business outside of the brotherhood. Yeah. And so he's talking crap now about James Harrison. and here's what he said about Ben Roethlisberger. Seven definitely broke the brotherhood. Seven is Ben Roethlisberger's number for those of you who don't know, and that's how these players address each other. Seven definitely broke the brotherhood because, like, the s*** that Seven do, that did, that we don't talk about, is crazy. Out of anybody who should talk, he should never grab a microphone and really talk still of business. Because if we talk still of business, his s*** is foul of all foul. Like, s*** that he did is foul of all foul. He's not a good teammate. Yeah. And you want to say he's not a good teammate. He's not a good person. And there's been a lot of people around Pittsburgh have experiences with Ben. He's a douche. You can say whatever you want as a player. But he's not a nice guy. He specifically pointed out he would not sign stuff for other players' families. Like, hey, I got a ball for my cousin. Would you mind signing it? And he would just turn it down. He's not a nice guy. Now, our friend Mark Madden will tell you the opposite. I think because Mark had a personal experience with him where Ben was very gracious. And so I understand where Mark won't necessarily go down that road because he had a personal experience with him where he was gracious. But like my cousin, a number of people that I know. People who work at certain establishments. Yeah, just kind of throughout Pittsburgh. They all have their stories. And around other parts of the country. Yeah, absolutely. So what Porter was alluding to there were all the rape allegations and those different things that happened while, you know, and everybody just kind of kept their mouth shut. They weren't talking, quote, stealer business. Yeah. No surprise. Ben Roethlisberger is not a great guy. Aw, babe. Not a great guy. This week in audio. Okay. We need to do a welfare check here. So the masked singer's on, as I'm sure you are all aware. Sure. Oh, yeah. The owl was recently revealed. But first, I'm going to let you listen to who the owl's singing. Who? who the owl is, I'll tell you in a second. But here's the owl singing. There's nothing fair in this world, baby. Some White Wedding. There's nothing safe in this world. Supposedly. And there's nothing sure in this world. And there's nothing pure in this world. Look for something left in this world. Stop again. Wow. And the clip I saw, they didn't even get to the chorus. Is that a corpse? So I thought, oh, that's... 80-year-old man? They're trying to match the tone. I see what they're trying to go for. Yeah, but I don't even have any. Yeah, yeah. I've listened to other owl clips. They're basically... Okay, Gary. Gary Busey? Okay. Ooh. Good. Yes. I don't think he's with it enough. I agree. But it sounds like that. It sounds like it. Yes. I'd say William Shatner. He would be talk singing. There's nothing. It's supposedly a singer by the name of Billy Ray Cyrus. What? Icky Brecky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus? Little Old Town Road Billy Ray Cyrus for the kids out there. Oh, no. I saw a video of him talking recently. He doesn't sound good. That's why I said welfare check. Is there something wrong with him? I can't remember the last time I saw him perform somewhere. It was disturbing. It was so bad. Oh, my God. Oh, babe. Wow. Billy Ray Cyrus. I'm gone. Oh, you can tell your friends. Just what a fool I've been. And laugh and joke about me on the phone. Miley Cyrus' dad. Yeah. All right. And don't kill my heart. My egg can break it off. He's with it. Elizabeth Hurley now. Yeah. He's got a supernatural looking... Maybe he's just worn out from all the banging, you know? Yeah. We're not banging all night. Yeah. Wow. Neato. Disturbing. I can't believe people still watch The Masked Singer. That seems to be an idea. It would have been fun for, like, they do a special episode every once in a while where they can cobble together three or four really good celebrities, and they bring it back as a special, like the McRib. Right. Like every once in a while. But to do it all the time. And then people still watch it. I think it's the elderly and young kids, because it's the fun costumes, the bright lights. Well, thank you very much, CMS. The Week in Audio. Take a quick break more of what he shows next. So, then you can listen to your podcast now. going on. The hell? So you're not alone. You're not alone. Makes sense, yeah. 86% said they expect to get married at some point. Most people do, I think. When asked what's the most romantic thing someone can do for them, women list a romantic getaway, while men say they prefer hugs and kisses. Do they? What affection? Does that be what they refer to? Mouth hugs? Yeah. Like, how about you just touch me? Yeah. Yeah. Show that you're interested. If you're, what? I was going to ask, with this demographic that you're talking about, so what is it truly? Is it women's standards are way too high or guys are just not even trying anymore? Well, nobody's trying, I thought, because everyone's just chilling online and doing whatever. What's the true reason? How do you meet people now? Online. Dating apps. Oh, wait. I did see something about that. Hold on. Dating standards. Okay. 22% of single women say the mall is the best place to meet somebody, man. Yeah, it is. The mall? The mall is a social place. And according to a different study, one in four people won't date someone if they have a pet. Oh, wow. That'll do it. Interesting. Deal breaker. All right. That's weird. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it would be. It's the combination of all these things. More online time, later in life career stuff. And like I said a long time ago. Money? Yeah. Cost of things? Is it expensive? Yeah. But that goes against all of human, like all of. Yeah, history. Yeah, like the poor, even right now, the poorest people in the world have the most kids and get married the earliest. And even like. Well, they have the most kids because if they're poor, nothing else to do. That's true. Hanging home and bang. It's been the course, again, today and all of human history, you get married earlier and you have more kids the poorer you are. Yeah the average date now costs about Whoa what are you guys doing That a 12 increase from the same time last year Why not accurate Because I would never spend that much on a date If I were, like, an average date, no way. Okay. Dinner? What does it do? Dinner? I remember the first time I spent $100 on a dinner, I almost had $100. Oh, my God. Dinners are bank, even at, like, Chili's. I was going to say, $100 now is different than $100 five years ago. That's true. Oh, goodness, I had dinner at a sugar factory restaurant. Ooh. Which is the trashiest dump you've ever been to. Sugar factory. It's an Instagramable restaurant. Exactly. It's an Instagram chain where like Ja Rule and Pitbull. And J-Lo and the Kardashians. What were you there for? It was at the Resorts World in Queens. Nice. Yeah, it's a national chain. The numbers say that the average person spends more than $2,000 on dates per year. Okay. And the younger crowd is actively going out on dates and spending an average of $252 on just one date. Wow. Well, if you're going to go to a concert or something. I would say maybe, yeah, it depends on what you're going to do for this date. You're talking about a date. He's saying the average. How much is the movie now? I haven't been to a movie in a billion years in the times that I have. Recently, my wife has purchased the tickets online. I have no idea. $20, $25? $25. Depending on the time of day, obviously. But, yeah, average $20. Then you're doing snacks there. That's $40. Or dinner before. Yep. That's another $40. Adds up. $1,000. People on average budgeting $200 for Valentine's Day. How much? $200. $200. That's like flowers in a car and it's $200. Flowers are expensive. If you're planning on giving the love of your life lingerie for Valentine's Day Menace. Your favorite. Menace and I, we goof on lingerie all the time. It's like, I know there's a lot of dudes who are just mad. They get rotted up from lingerie. Look at that. It's pretty. I get it. A chicken lingerie? Okay, fine. I don't hate it. But it's a waste. To me, if you're saying, like, all right, I'm going to go out and I'm going to buy this lingerie, I'm going to tell you that it's a waste of time. Like, my wife has offered. She's like, oh, you want me to go? I'm like, who cares? I don't care. Take off your Wizard of Oz sweatshirt and let's go. Good enough. You know what I mean? It's like people that spend all that money on. What are those really fancy greeting cards, Greg? Oh, papyrus. Papyrus. Yeah, they have like $80 a card. Or there was something that was carved out of wood glued to the front of it. They're bedazzled. Real flowers. Yeah, they're like super thick in the envelope. But then you get a hummingbird stamp. And even if I'm not sure that I know her size, whatever laundry I buy will be the wrong size. Yeah, because there's not a gift card in that card. You just spend the money on the gift card to put it inside of the 99-cent card. Yeah, those cards are like $10. Yeah, the same thing. Lingerie, like why are you spending all this money on wrapping paper that people just tear off? So dumb. You're spending all this money on lingerie for it to be on for how long? It's cute, though. It's cheesy. It makes her feel hot. Then she should get it for herself. Yeah, because again, it's about her. It's not about you. Yeah, when medicine, I say that. If you want to get it, great. Go for it. If it's for you or for something like that, but it's not necessary. I get what you're saying. Yeah. We're trying to save our women money here, guys. Yeah. Let's see. Two-thirds of women have been given lingerie by a guy and almost half admit they've worn it once or not at all. Yeah. Yeah. There's stuff I've never worn. Have you been given lingerie? Yeah. Yeah? Multiple times. Is that a common thing? You've never been given lingerie? No. No. I have, yeah. Really? Okay. You know what's interesting? Every time we have one of these for the ladies questions, it's always, yes, Gina, yes, Morgan, yes, every other person. Then you get to Sammy, it's like, no. She's an anomaly. No, dog. She is. Yeah. Well, then we can make this the first year. Okay. I would love to know the Morgan situation with a lingerie. Is it like some weirdo online giving it to you and asking you to wear it? You guys act like I haven't had real relationships in my life. I know people face-to-face. I've gotten his gifts. I've had a girlfriend that was one of my best friends gave it to me one time, too. Oh, nice. Okay, now that's cool. Was it like silk or lace? It's a cliche gift. I mean, it's the same with like flowers, chocolate, lingerie for Valentine's Day, where you open the box and you hold it up. It's that little nighty-looking thing. But I will say now things are changing style-wise. Like you can wear a lingerie bra or top with an outfit. it. Yeah, it looks good. Like, paired up some nice pants. Yeah, some girl did that at the Diplo show that I was at. She probably looked good, too. Yeah, she just, like, was wearing lingerie. Morgan, you've had that at events. It was hot. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. So, yeah, I have a ton. It doesn't get worn, though. Oh, like, when you just wear a bra, but with, like, a blazer or something? Yeah. That's a good look. So professional. It is a good look. Alright, here we go, guys. One more thing here for you, and then I'm allowed to go. According to the numbers, what do women find to be the most attractive trait? In a man? Humor. Or wallet. Well, yeah. Are we discounting it? They're going to say humor and personality, but wallet is the answer. Eyes. Not for everyone. Wallet and height, maybe? What would you say? Height. I would say humor and height. Humor and height. For me. Yeah, I would say humor and eyes. Like for you. Like what do you. But I think I'm speaking for. If you're going to speak for all women. Humor and eyes. Humor and eyes. Oh, all women? You hear that all the time. I'd say humor and money for all women. Okay. Humor. Humor. Well, it's not looks. I can tell you that. It's finances. Oh, please. What? They're lying. Now, here's the thing. Specifically, financial stability. So it's not necessarily loaded, but financial stability. I've always said that you don't need to take care of me, but you do need to take care of you. I'm not a babysitter. But to get away around that is to be tall. and good looking. You can be broke as hell. There's also an age cutoff for guys. If you are a hot, tall guy, you do not have to be even decently well. You could be living in your mom's basement up until about the age of 27. 74% said financial stability is the most attractive trait when dating. They also asked the ladies when it comes to money, what are some other red flags or dating deal breakers? 45% of the women they talked to said when someone expects you to pay for the date. Deal breaker. I got a paper later. No. I haven't been saying deal breaker. No, I have not. Okay, we said... Yes. You specifically said that. I said that I will take note of that. And I will never call you. And so that's true. If on the first date, yes, I will take note of it. That's true then. If that goes along with a bunch of other things. She said there will not be a second date. That's absolutely not true. Listen to what it said. They asked the ladies, when it comes to money, what are the other red flags slash dating deal breakers? So maybe not a deal breaker, but you just mentioned it's a red flag. I take note. And I mentioned that because I have done that and I continue to date that person and I should not have. Yeah. I get that. So that's the reason. Yeah. So when it comes to money, what are the other red flags dating deal breakers? So when they expect you to pay for the date, 42% of the ladies said someone with unstable employment. That makes sense. 42% said someone with bad spending habits. Tyler. And 34% said someone with credit card debt. Like, don't bring that in here. Yeah, no, I totally agree. I'm shocked one of it wasn't, like, trying to, like, finagle his way into your house after a first date. Like, oh, I just want to come over for a, can I see your place? Like, no. There's smart ways to do that. There's smooth ways to do that. Yeah. I mean, Morgan, up until recently, you loved dating losers. I did. You looked past all that stuff. I really did. And he has a point. Tall and hot. This one guy, we went to my place after going out, he asked to shower in my apartment. Ew. That's how poor he was. Oh, no. But again, how old were you? How old was he? This is probably, I don't know, five, six years ago. Exactly. Up to a certain age, it's perfectly acceptable. Right. The Woody Show. So a lot of, I would say love songs are cheesy. But I take issue with a lot of the songs that made this list. There was a write-up online, grunge.com, which I wasn't familiar with. But they say so many possibilities come to mind when you start recalling the corny rock songs of the 80s. Okay. Most of them come in the form of power ballads that tried to fuse heavy backing tracks with romantic lyrics about love and heartbreak. Unfortunately, many bands of the era pulled these songs out of the bin of corniness. Oh. I don't think you're going to like some of the songs they have on this list. Mad corny. I mean, I think because you love the songs, right? We're going to be mad. You're going to be. You're going to be. Mad corny. song and know it's corny. Yeah, so to qualify a song as being corny, we consider the lyrical content that was either sickly sweet, overly dramatic, or just downright silly. We also factored in the musical accompaniment, many times making the songs feel too much like adult contemporary music instead of rock and roll. And the vocals were forced and added layers of embarrassing sludge to the mix. Jeez. It added extra points to the song's corniness factor. Okay. Alright, so the The first song they have on their list is this one from Poison. It's a great song. Love this song. That being said, the lyrics are sub-heightly great. I'll give you part of the write-up. Here's part of the write-up. Are you kidding me with this seventh grade poetry? Thank you. Poison dropped this jangly ballad on the world in 1988 and became the band. It's only number one hit, which that's surprising. I felt like Unskiddy Bop was another big one. Yeah. I mean, they had other songs, but I remember that one being all over the radio, too. Yeah. It's an amazing feat considering the hackneyed sentiment and syrupy delivery, including the defeated sigh at the beginning. If the best you can do is the line, just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song, every rose has its thorn, you might want to refresh your thesaurus. being a love song that has every Gen Xer crying into their coffee doesn't make this tune any less corny. You can't both be right? I mean, it's a great song and it's corny. And you could parse any lyric. Yeah, I'm not going full corny. I'm not going full corny. It's corny. It's corny, yeah. Okay, it's corny. It's on the scale. What did Poison do that wasn't corny? Okay. You also have to remember a 24-year-old Bret Michaels wrote that song. He wasn't Shakespeare. Okay, so. we're talking full corny. No, Menace is no. Yes. Yes. I think it's corny. Yes. Yes? All right. Absolutely. I love it. I guarantee you there's a billion times worse on this. Okay. Next on their list, corniest rock songs of the 80s, this one. Back in 1982, they say, when everyone was settling for whatever rock anthem came rolling out of the music industry, this goofy ode to summoning strength in the face of adversity gave Rocky III a number one hit theme song. But does the idea of the eye of the tiger really apply to anyone's life? Has anyone ever written it in a high school yearbook or jotted it down as encouragement in a you-can-do-it greeting card? Of course not. Just how corny is this chugging slab of rock and roll? Revisiting the line, hanging tough, staying hungry, describing just a man and his will to survive tells you everything. I disagree. Yeah, this song rules. I say not corny, but extremely, extremely overplayed where it's lost its luster. It's easy to call this corny now because it's been around. I'm saying hella corny. Really? I don't like the song. Only in the context of the movie do I like the song. It's just so overplayed. When I hear it on these oldie stations, or whatever they call them, classic hit stations, nope, it's an immediate punch out. No, I get that, but is it corny? I don't think so. I think it's motivational. I think people who work out and pump themselves up, I think they listen to it unironically. I don't think it's corny. Corniest rock songs of the 80s next on their list. It's the final countdown. This is Europe, the final countdown. Their argument says for metal kids looking to bang their heads to something with deeper meaning, it might have seemed like a keen fusion of sci-fi and hard rock. Listen to it now, and you'll see just how clumsy an attempt at addressing existential dread really is. It really is. Yes, it did reach one billion YouTube views thanks to a Geico commercial 30 years after it was released. Thanks to Rest Development. The only thing the song has going for it is the opening synth, now used as cinema needle drop shorthand for, Oh, snap, something big is about to go down. And then even that's about as chintzy as a rock song can get. Yeah, they're mistaking this one. This is all ironic. Oh, really? Well, this is corny. Now, the question, like Seabass says, is it supposed to be? I think it's comedic. Any comedic fights, like Blades of Glory type stuff. But that's what I'm saying. Is it because it's been applied to that, or did Europe release it with that intent? Oh, no, of course not. No, no. No, they were big stuff. It's corny in nature. But I don't think people even... I think it went away. People even recognized that it existed for so long until it got used ironically. It's corny. I think we can all agree it's corny. I'm saying full corn. Yes, mad corn. Like corn and stool corn. Mad corn, yeah. Shows up. Like Europe, Final Countdown shows up in your dump. For sure. I didn't realize it was sci-fi sounding. Full kernels. It is. Yeah. Porn. It's mad corn. Full corn. But enjoyable in a comedic setting. Here she goes. Well. Here she goes. Here she goes. Yeah. Well. Yeah. I love this song. And you guys are going to make fun of me for why, too. But there was a team that did this in competition for cheer. And they totally nailed it. They did triple TikToks at the beginning. It was ridiculous. They got first place at nationals. And I think of that every time I hear this song. And so I think of champions when I hear this song. Oh, my God. You can see Morgan just wants to stuff you in your locker so bad. Yeah, I love it. Keep going. Yeah. All right. So corniest rock songs of the 80s. Again, these are not our nominations. This was a write-up that I saw. And I'm like, man, I like a lot of these songs. This is one that I do. I'm telling you right now, this is not corniest. What a great song. Air Supply? This is Ario Speedwagon. Yeah, they say the keyboards that open this overwrought ballad from rockers Ario Speedwagon are the height of 80s synth sounds. Lead singer Kevin Cronin pinches down his voice to dreadful lyrics like, It's time to bring the ship into the shore. The band was already established as a premium middle-of-the-road rock act with solid material like Take It On The Run. They'd even come up with a doozy of a rock ballad in the form of Keep On Loving You. Yes. So there was no reason to pander to an audience looking for a softer sound. And instead of nailing the formula, REO Speedwagon ended up making cheese of the musical kind. Who is this hater? Pay no attention to the fact that it became a number one smash. It doesn't make them any less corny. Damn. I'm saying not corn. Not corn. The lyrics are terrible. If you really examine them, it's almost like somebody who is about to come out of the closet and then says, you know what? I can't fight this feeling anymore. It will get better. I've got to tell you. Do I hate the song? No. But it is 100% corn. But so is REO Speedwagon. Yeah, I mean. But that was the argument that they were making is that they weren't corn. Oh, they totally were. And everybody knew it. I mean, this is pretty corny, but it rules. They were soccer mom before there were soccer moms. So what's your boat? It's corny. She was saying corny. Yeah, I love it. I've never heard this before. You haven't? Shut up. I haven't. But I'm getting corny vibes. Menace, I'm saying not corny. Sammy. Not corny. Love it. Bring the ship to the shore and throw away the oars. Yeah. How many rhymes can it rhyme with oars? He's in bars right there. By the way, a boat has oars. Does a ship have oars? I don't think so. Well, because they're old-timey ships. Like a pirate ship. Yeah. Here, I'll give you British ones. I'll give you one more. No, a lot of these are stinky pinky anthems, dude. All right, last one on the rock. Corniest rock songs of the 80s. Bad English. When I See You Smile. Another one I love. They talk a little. Great song. Their argument. Bad English, indeed. I'll get it. The lyrics may be grammatically correct, but the execution of this power ballad is peak cringe. The supergroup featured Neil Sean and Jonathan Cain of Journey fame, and John Waite, who had already proven his solo career with hits like Missing You. The babies, right? All of that pedigree was distilled into this clunky attempt at a love song that gave us the wincing, inducing chorus, When I see you smile, I see a ray of light. Oh, see it shining right through the rain. If Hallmark had an AI engine that resembled greeting card text from grade school Valentine's, it could do a better job. Yeah. That's not wrong. Yeah, that's a good assessment. I should hear with me now. I'll be honest, I did not commit this song to memory. I do not know this song. Really? Wow. That's the same as life. You can say something. What a hook, though. I don't know it. That's crazy. I don't know it either. Whoa. All right, so you guys take a break from the voting because you've never heard it. That's crazy. Have you heard this song before, Morgan? No, but when I see you smile, I can face the world. Yeah. Definitely. You're wrong. Wrong. You're wrong. Not corn. Not corny. Not corny. Greg? That's full corn. And it told me that's when girls liked bands that looked like that. It made me angry. Greg, now they like K-pop guys who look like that. That's true. Women like women. That's very true. I couldn't tell you what they love. I mean, I know who those people are. The generic leather and long hair and just, ugh. Eyeliner. Like, if I knew Gina back in high school, I'd be mad that you were into that. Wow, it's weird. You guys hate cool stuff. I know, right? Lord. Like, we like lesbians, but not... Totally. Not like some sort of version of that. Fun songs. See, now I want to hear a lot of these songs. Eye of the Tiger? No, not Eye of the Tiger. REO Speedwagon, please. I would hear REO Speedwagon, The Bad English. Dude, every rose has its thorn. Rip. Rip, rip, rip. The Woody Show. Now, this guy, he's got it all figured out. This guy has really... Got life figured out? This guy's nailed the game. Okay. Let me get the clip here. I don't know. It was a show, one of these reality shows where there's cruffles. Like one dude, two chicks. Two chicks. Nice. Yeah. Now, this guy's really figured out how to make it all work. Listen to this. Our schedule for sex is that there is no schedule for sex. I am a stay-at-home dad. In our household, the women are the breadwinners. That's the way we run things here. Nice, right? That's Greg's not-to-be-a-stay-at-home dad, necessarily, but he wants to be a house husband. And he has two chicks working. Two chicks out there working. In our household, the women are the breadwinners. That's the way we run things here. That's the way we like it to be structured. Nick is a trophy husband, if you will. We prefer it that way, honestly. Like, I would go crazy if I was at the house all the time. And I pride myself on being a breadwinner. And Jenny's right there with me. I am a manager at an organization company. Jen is management in an IT company. Jen and I make more than enough money by ourselves. We don't need that. We don't want that. Yeah, so they can each support the household on just one of the other. But now it's a double income. Yeah, double income, but three people. Right. Yeah. And this dude, it's just like, they show him cooking. Write a book, dude. Look how happy he looks. Yeah. Yeah, he's psyched. Laying down the rules. And then he brings this up, too. Let me just say this right quick. If you look at a chessboard, the king doesn't really move much. He just moves a square at a time. Meanwhile, the queen, she's all over the board. The queen's got all the power. The king just kind of holds court. See? That's the piece that I've been missing. Girl, I'm the king. I'm the king of the castle. I don't move much. Have you played chess? You make all the moves. Do your thing. Take out all these pawns. Gene, I'm feeling that you're not into this. If it was the roles were reversed. No, I liked it until he got into his explanation. Oh, no, that's good. King don't move much. One square at a time. I thought you liked cocky guys. Well, I mean, not that kind. Honestly, if he's willing to stay home with the kid, I'll do just about anything else. The delicious almond. Oh, yeah. I know. I know. Oh, my God. It feels amazing. But, yeah. Okay, thank you. It's 40s, 40s, 40s show. And time to bring in the love of our life. Greg, well, maybe mine. I mean, Greg's got, like, sexual lust. Right. The lust of our life. I mean, I have eyes. Mine is just, like, a deep love. Oh. You know, since Valentine's Day is the theme for this Throwback Thursday, he is the pride of Pacoima. He is the senior vice president and managing partner of Club Turnip, El Presidente himself, DJ Tim Martinez. Team Martin. Team Nitzel in the building. Aren't we all just in love in this room? Yes. So much love. The theme has rubbed off on everybody. As we've been rubbing off on each other. Yeah. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. Leading up to it. How long have you and your wife been married? We are now going on, actually, oh shoot, 25 years this year. It's a big one. When's the anniversary? Hopefully not tomorrow. June 9th. June 9th. Wow, wait a minute. I have to figure this out. You should do something cool. I got to bounce back from the initial proposal for sure because I think I told you the story was at Chili's. Oh, yeah. It wasn't super sexy, but I think I'm going to come back on this one. What do you think that on a scale of one to ten, Greg, a proposal at Chili's? Yeah. That's okay. I get it. I get it. I get it. Not a fan. And how did that happen? For everybody who doesn't know the story, but how did that happen again that you ended up proposing at Chili's? Well, the ring was burning in my pocket for probably a good two weeks. Okay. Trying to figure it out. I was super young. I was like, ah, man, what do I do? And nowadays, it's so extravagant, right? Right. Back in the day, it was like, oh, just come up with something nice or whatever. So anyway, our thing, though, was to go to the bar at Chili's. Is that Chili's still there? Yeah. What Chili's? Northridge. Oh, yeah. I said Northridge. Where was that? Yeah. So it was. That's so funny. So that was our thing like two to three times a week. Yeah. We would just go and hang out, watch a game in the bar, whatnot. Anyway, so Lakers were in the playoffs. So I was like, well, I'll just put it in there just in case something comes up, whatever. So I'm like, yeah, we want to go see a Laker game? She was like, yeah, of course. Let's go to Chili's. I'm like, of course we're going to go to Chili's. Yeah. And then I just like, I jumped the gun. I was just like, dang. And it was like. Did you get down on your knees at Chile? No, at Chilean. I did not. You didn't? Okay. I didn't. Just right there at the table? Yeah. You know, B.I. Just over the fajitas? Yeah. How many marks deep were you? Yeah. I mean, well, then it was like so crowded. It was like, we really didn't even have a seat. So it was like, we just ended up leaving. Like, we had like a shot and it was like, you want to get out of here? Like, we got to go tell our parents. Yeah. And like, yeah. Oh, okay. So you were just standing in the gym. Yeah. Did everyone notice around you and cheer? No, it wasn't a big thing. A few, but it wasn't a thing. Huh. Okay. I got to do better. I got to do better. Yeah, that's right. So what do you think you'll do for the 25th anniversary? Oh, man. And any advice for the people who are either just getting married or maybe kind of going through, like, how do they get to be married 25 years without killing each other? Like, Woody, can you do skywriting yet? Maybe you can write something in the sky? Yeah, skywriting. Giant heart. Yeah. I don't know. I mean. It's supposed to be the silver anniversary, apparently. I think maybe a trip. What's that place that you guys like to go to down... Oh, no, he drives all the way down to Ensenada. Oh, yeah. That's sweet. He's got that place where it's like the lobsters and the shrimps. Oh, yeah. What was the name of that place? Yeah, you sent me pictures of it. I was like, man, that does look good. Because I thought he was crazy for driving all the way down there. It's also super easy to get to Cabo. Cabo is like a hop, skip, and a jump. That's actually a good call. Just do something like that. Don't bring the kids. You can fly a Cabo from Van Nuys. No, for real. You can. Oh, really? Yeah, Aerojet. A-E-R-O. Oh, no way. You can book seats on there. Yeah, rules. That's actually kind of cool. Yeah, pro tip. You should check that out. But yeah, how do you get to be married for 25 years, Tim? Oh, man. I mean. You laugh a lot. Yeah, I mean, you just got to find the right one, man. She doesn't stress me out for nothing. Oh, nice. Nice. Just go with a dude thing. You have a fight, you bang it out. We don't really fight a lot, man. Was there a time where it was tough? We had to kind of figure it out. Now you guys don't bother each other. Yeah, we don't bother each other. I think the only time it was a thing, it wasn't that bad, but when I started traveling a lot for work. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, that was tough because it's like, what are you doing? See, I don't trust any relationship where there hasn't been that period of friction. That's why I know that's legit, right? That's real because every relationship, especially when you've been together that long, you've had that. Anybody sits there and tells me they never fight and they've never had any friction. Yeah, there's something going on there. They're just roommates. Yeah, that, yeah, someone's gay. That's a lavender marriage. Right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I mean, you just got to find, And, you know, the female version of myself. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, she's cool, man. Yeah, she's all right. She's good. Yeah. 25 years. She gets in my way. My life is tight. You know what I mean? I get jealous. Is she Steve Locks here? Yeah, absolutely. Well, Tim, happy Valentine's Day. You know we love you. Oh, babe. It is a Valentine's Day theme here on this Throwback Thursday. You know, back in the day, DJ Tim Martinez was an actual club DJ. He was spinning these songs in the club. And so we have him choose what song we go up in the club with every Throwback Thursday with Love and Valentine's Day. The theme, what are we going with this week? We're going 2011. We found love. All right, here we go. Rihanna and Calvin Harris. The Woody Show. Throwback Thursday. What? Up in the club. Up in the club. All right, there it is. Up in the club. I can't hear that song without thinking about the Idaho prison pen pals. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, dude. There's a thing? Oh, yeah, yeah. So there was a guy. So Gina is obsessed with this account. And these guys, they're real inmates in prison. Yeah, and they will put messages out there to get people to put money on their books. Or to find love. Or to find love. Or to find a one. But they're currently in. Yes. They're locked up. They're in cars. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so this ends up online. And so, yeah, here. Here's this one, dude. He's the way I'm feeling I just can't deny He's like showing off his singing But I've got to let it go Oh We found love in a hopeless place Yeah, so they speak to him because he's in a hopeless place. He's in prison. I want to buy him ramen and soap so bad. So then we remix it. So, of course, this is song we just went up to the club with. The Idaho Prisoner remix. Yeah, well, diamonds in the light. Now with diamonds side to side. As a shadow crossed his mind. What it takes to form a life. Here we go. The way I'm feeling, I just can't deny. But I'll forever let it go. Sound love in a holy place. That sounds so much better, right? Sound love in a holy place. So good. When I hear that song, all I can think about is like, I'd hope prison pen pals. Yeah. DJ Tim Martinez! Yeah! Abuela wouldn't approve. The Woody Show. And that's going to do it for Thursday, everybody. Sweet. Wrap it up. Getting the hell out of here. Full show podcast waiting for you by going to thewoodyshow.com. Always there. Even if the podcast platform of your choice, which is another place that we are. If for whatever reason there's something going on with that, just always know that you can find today's podcast by going to thewoodyshow.com. I mention that because there was the other day that people were having problems on certain platforms. Yeah. On Apple, it kind of just disappeared for a little while, but it was available on the iHeartRadio app, which has the same feed. Yeah, it's goofy, but that's just the way it goes sometimes. We are back tomorrow, and the best part about tomorrow, you guys, is that it's going to be Friday. Oh, yeah. Wrapping up the week. Get through the morning as quickly as we can. Anything you've got for us between now and then, you can leave on the after-hours voicemail. That number is 877-44-WOODIY. Find us, follow us on social media at The Woody Show. Yeah. Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please. Yeah, never trust a person who doesn't like a dog, and always trust a dog who doesn't like a person. I buy that. Right? It depends. Some dogs are just dicks. Some. They know something. But I'm saying, like, uh... They're intuitive. Yeah, some dogs just don't like anybody, and there's only two people that they tolerate, and everybody else they kind of yap at or nip at. Mommy and Daddy. Yeah, just douches. Yeah. Those are the dogs, yeah. Don't pet that dog. Right. And they're always... And they're never the bigger dogs who are like that. It's always the little small douche dogs. Notice that? Douche dogs. They have a complex. Little douche dogs. All right. Thank you very much, Greg Gorey. You got it, Woody. We thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning. Hope you enjoyed the Throwback Thursday. We'll catch you back here tomorrow. Have a great day. SMDMM. I quit this bitch.