Side Stories: Clavicular Criminality

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You're my friend. My friend, I like you, and I like champ, and I like Rob. Yes. I think Julie's wonderful. I love Natalie. Good. I love Jackie, your sister. I love your mother. That's just not, you know, we're not, they're not here. I know they're not, but I'm just pronouncing my love. That's good to do, but... It's not suspicious. It's not pronouncing. When we do that, when men do that, it normally means you've done something bad. No, no, no, no. That's what people know. That's when you're like trying to explain to everyone how good of a guy you are. Well, that's the idea, or you become like Christian. No, this is just so I remember. I'm saying that you're my friend out loud into a microphone, so I remember to think of you that way. And the people know that then too. Yes. And that we're not mortal enemies. No, no, no, no, no. We're not. Not at all. Not anymore. Why would you bring it up? I'm not. You're a mortal enemy. You're not. I'm not. You're not. Why would you be? I'm your friend. My friend. You're my friend. You're my friend. Friend. Friend. Friend. And we're all friend here. We're all friend here. Yes. Inside stories. You friend too. You friend, me host. Yes. Henry Soprowski. This me friend, but host, Ed Larson. I'm wearing Henry on my chest today. New merch. He's helping us with merch. New merch. He's helping us move merch. It's tighter than usual. Or am I getting fat again? No, you're just. I think I'm getting fat again. I think you're wrong about sizes. What do you mean? I wear extra large every day. And now I put this one on and it's very tight. It could be a smaller one. Are you sure it's an extra large? I read the label after it was stretching out. Yeah, but I know it's hard for you to read if the words aren't special of the day or. Yeah. You know how to value meal. Oh, man. You know, you just like check out, which I get. I gotta go back to double X. Don't let me wear tiny shirts like Holden. I will. I won't. I promise you. You let me know. Oh, no, I'm with you. I care about how you look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Holden's a lost cause. I try to explain to him. No, Holden's a lost cause. Holden comes in every single day, which I am proud that he goes to work here every day and he comes to work and he sits in his little office and he sits in there and he puts on his Taylor Swift card. Holden is the biggest office in this place. It is the. It is. It seems to be. Oh, we have a tiny office. The way I'll put it, it seems to. How did that happen? He is in a group office, but it seems that his presence makes him then alone. Yeah. And then he gets a private office. I have no idea how. But he, yeah. There's two group offices. One office is packed packed with people. The other one's just him just holding in the corner because they don't want to be in there and watching him. He's only just watched Twitch all day. God knows what he does in there. You know what I mean? But he comes up with great ideas and check out BlubBath77. It's coming out. We're about to start shooting that real soon. Yeah, man. I got Holden a police outfit. I asked him what his size was. He said extra large and I looked up and down and I was like, you know what? I'm just going to get a 2X. You're right. I'm just going to get a 2X. Oh, no, I'm taking him on a. Like this is a full sidebar, but I'm definitely going to take him on a shopping spree. Well, I'm. I took him on a shopping spree on HalloweenCostumes.com and they, you know, they have his eyes. I want to get him different shirts, dress him better, shave his face, get him some bohats. I would love the pretty woman Holden. Let's do this. I think we really need to do this and we'll bring Travis to film it. We should take care of Travis while we're out there too. Oh, Travis needs a couple outfits as well. He shaved recently. I saw it. And he really looks better this way. Yeah, no, he got rid of his neck beard. It's hard. It's hard out there because, you know, everybody's got an opinion. Everybody's got opinion about you, especially if you put yourself in the public sphere, right? We're seeing right now, Erica Kirk, sad. Oh, yeah. She's saying that she made that great video where she's dancing around the sparklers. You know, she was hilarious in it. No, that was Black comedian, Druski. That's not her. No, but he's also. That's not her. We also don't like Druski here either because he's a weirdo or whatever. And I think he's got Gations coming down the fucking pipe. But I will say the Druski thing dressed as Erica Kirk was pretty great. It made me laugh very hard. His makeup team is the best team in the industry. Her being like my daughter didn't know the difference. Like what? That's how stupid your fucking daughter is. Yeah, like how dumb is your daughter? God, I can't wait to hear for you. No, yeah, yeah. Can we do this? Can I hear? Is there we're going to hear this? Her or the daughter? Erica Kirk. Oh, Erica Kirk. The daughter hasn't committed crimes yet against me. I'm I'm I'm afraid that she's definitely going to live longer than us. We'll see. We'll see. Who knows? Who fucking knows? I think that's a thing. It was still there's plenty of there's plenty of ways to skin that cat at eat and we'll get to it. Yeah. You know, and but a lot of people have opinions and one of the people that you know, because our audience, we love them. You guys got a lot of thoughts and I do want to kind of come at some of the responses we got from this week's March Madness. Yeah, March Madness. And I mean, there's always people who are always mad. Always. And it's usually me. It's usually you. But I will say I found that like normally it does. Obviously we intentionally caused debate. Sorry, you know, we're pretty media savvy over here. Yeah. And we figured by the time we got to the ending when people always got their opinions and I'm not to spoil. So you should probably stop the episode right now and go listen to last week's last podcast on the left, March Madness of Murder, the third annual edition. I don't know why you're listening to the side stories first. Now we're back. So the thing is that for those of you did not spoil it. The as we know every year we run murderers, fictional and not against each other in a March Madness style event. Every year, last year, obviously the thousand birds versus Godzilla into the Godzilla. That was two years ago. That was two years ago at this point. Yeah, it was two years ago. But that was the biggest debate. First of all, that was the biggest debate because everyone was on my side on how many birds are really in a flock. I understand you. We go and you know, we doubted you. You doubted my nature knowledge. I won't ever again and I won't. But a lot of people came at us saying they're wondering what the amount of birds that would be able to defeat the Godzilla. And this this years was no different because obviously we introduced the 1985 Bears defensive line with the defense, the whole defense with William the Fridge Perry and Richard Dent and Mike Singletary. Everybody right. So bad motherfuckers. The in the OG seed, the 85 Chicago Bears were placed against a tired war worn crew of Ainsons Group and the Nazis death. People are upset about this. No. Oh, I mean, see how we got to here. So we then said, of course, 85 Bears filled with anger, righteous power, the spirit of America behind them and cocaine. Yes. The fridge would of course lead the blitz, but the last bullets from the Ainsons Group and would probably be emptied into the fridge. Then the rest of the defense would tear the Ainsons Group and limb from limb. Yes. So excited about this. Everybody loved this. So final, the final seed, 85 Bears make it through all the way to the end against two Frankenstein's monsters. Yeah. Boris Karloff's Frankenstein's monster and Jacob Elordi's Frankenstein monster. Or invincible. But this is why I find it interesting. Invincible ish. This is where we get the big debates because it seems there's a lot of people that said that number one, they felt that during the Nuremberg trials, one of the big things that we missed in our biomes was the fact that there were giant braziers, giant fire pits. Well, we just said it was Nuremberg. We didn't say it was during the trials. I think that we alluded. Yeah. But that was where some people were saying they wished that we might have incorporated the braziers, which I will concur. There are some people that also will say the Frankenstein's monster is not as invincible as we were saying he was. But it's so strong. But I don't agree. I still do, which is why we made the decision that we made. You can shoot the fuck out of him. But if you look at Jacob Elordi's Frankenstein monster, he is so hard to say Jacob Elordi's Frankenstein's monster. Frank, Jacob Elordi's Frankenstein monster. Jacob Elordi's Frankenstein monster. Jacob Elordi's Frankenstein monster. Jacob Elordi's Frankenstein monster. Yeah. Is that he was actually quite strong. We know that we saw the evidence for that in the beginning of the film. He took on a boat. Nice. He won the boat. He beat a boat. Okay. So he's strong enough. We don't really see Boris Karloff's Frankenstein's monster do anything physical, but they didn't have the special effects. Not as much, but I do believe he throws that little girl into the lake. He throws her pretty far. We tried. He wants to. It's Frankenstein. We know Frankenstein's monster. Monster. We know the Frankenstein's monster can fucking rip the limbs off of anything. This is what we're saying. Yeah. We're saying two versus the 85 bears that a lot of people. 85 bears. Yes. They were people were saying that they felt that that was the biggest discrepancy and a lot of people are also coming at us about the Waymo's versus the killer clowns because yes, we believe that because. I still think the killer clowns would have taken out the Waymo's personally. I let you guys take that. The only reason why I still believe that like I still believe cable. Yeah, look at him. Just toss that little girl. That's Boris Karloff as a guy. Yeah, that's just Boris Karloff as a man. Never mind Frankenstein's monster. That's not a big toss. I can toss that girl that far. He was just doing it. I toss girls further than that. Yeah. How many times he's tossing girls? Hold on. She drowns. Yeah. Spoiler. Spoiler. Yeah. It's Frankenstein's monster. Oh, is he scared of water too? No. Then why didn't you go get her? Can't swim. But he's heavy. We need boots. Yeah, boots in the neck. And the metal in the neck. The people were like the main issues because we said that under the ground, Waymo's would I still think they might get signal, but a lot of people didn't think that maybe they could even get the signal out for the drivers and the Philippines to independent. Because they're in the Sewers. Yes. And they can't even move down there. But now Sewers got all sorts of Wi-Fi. You think so? Yeah. Sewers don't have Wi-Fi. New York, they put in the only guy. They all got Wi-Fi. You're talking about the subway. That's the subway. It's the Sewers. No, it's not the Sewers. It's the subway. I've seen homeless people have the Internet. Homeless people have the Internet. How do you think that would Sidney Sweeney's so popular? You know what I mean? How do you think these guys are out there doing this? That's her bot army. She hires. That is a little like her. Her breasts made her popular. Yeah. You'd think. But no, it's actually her homeless bot army, which is she's been working with quite a bit because her breasts are actually installable. Oh, really? Yeah, they come off by season. Who's trying? She sheds them. Oh, like a moose. Yes, every once a season she goes out to a tree. She goes to a tree and she rubs against the tree until they fall off. And she makes them into slippers. Of course. Never waste a piece of Sidney Sweeney's tits. That's the Native American axiom. You know, they look at Sidney Sweeney's breasts and they're like, you can get a lot of water in those. Yeah, that's what I'd say. I was a Native American. That'd make a nice hat. That'd make a real nice hat. I'd say that much. You take the meat out of them things, put it right on your head, that'd be a nice hat. How? How? With the scoopers? There we go. There we go. Now we're good and offensive. There we go. We got there. We got there. Yeah, we have a couple updates. Nothing crazy. No updates today. Not this not today. You're going to break your welcome. But we learned a little bit about nubbins. Now I do find it, I asked the audience straight up what do, because we talked about last week about our, like people, I was like, stop calling him my boy. Who? Okay, people will be like, oh, look at your boy, and sending me the videos of the Cornhole champion murderer. He's your boy. He's not my boy. You liked him a lot nine days ago. Oh, I did. Nine days ago, he was your boy. It's kind of basically how quickly things change. So what was it? What is his name? Dayton Weber. Yeah, Dayton Weber. It's also, we called it La Plata, Maryland. It's straight up La Play though. Like they don't fucking, they don't fuck with it. No Spanish in there. Yeah, it's Maryland. There's a current video of our Cornholer from his ex-girlfriend. So this whole fucking story. I watched this. I watched this. He's on the porch screaming at her, right? Being like, get the fuck out of here. Like he's having some meltdown. Why does he have to be upset about? You know, honestly, very little. Truly, straight up, very fucking little. He has worked really hard, true, but he also, everybody, like he had money, he had a house, he had all the shit, right? So this game. He's got a chip on his shoulder because he can't hold it with his fingers. Hello, somebody get him some kind of fucking, somebody get him some kind of, what do you put this like? A strap. That's what he needs. And so this is him screaming his girlfriend. Yeah, I watched this. TMZ got it. Of course. Man, TMZ could give a fuck. Because you would have to be nice. I asked you to get it off my property. He has that like, that shitty man, that shitty boy voice I hate the way he screams because he just thinks he's so cool. And the way he stomps off on his nubs. So we asked the audience straight up, what is the actual term for nubs or stubs? And it seems a lot of it is, they do, people just call it nubs and stubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also residual limb is the technical term. Is the PC term. Yeah, residual limb. And so, but, so that video of him screaming at his ex-girlfriend, she released it, she gave it to TMZ. She was in the car with them. She was not only his ex-girlfriend. Yeah. She was the current girlfriend of the guy that got murdered by him. It seems like it's connected. It's all like this like ridiculous, armless legless drama that is going on and law play-doh that is just kind of rolling out still to this day like a barrel filled with torsos. Man. It is just keeps rolling. And he's a guy, again, so many messages even since last week. We talked about this about how he was a fucking piece of shit. Yeah. He is an abusive dude. They're like, how the fuck do you get in the car with the guy he hates who he's driving? So why is he driving? Because he has a full outfitted Tesla. I know, but there's three people in the car with arms and legs. Because he has a bit of an ego issue. And so he's not only driving, he's with the guy that's now fucking his ex-girlfriend and he's fucking trapped. And they don't do anything about it and they just kind of let it all go. And I also find- As a professional athlete, you'd think you'd have more friends. You'd think, but it turns out heavy is the crown. Because they need to pull out when he shot the guy, right? So he shot the guy with his nubbins. He then had the audacity. They asked the two behind him to help him move the body. Yeah. And they're like, nah, and they split. And they split. And then he drove to some person's house and he nubbed the dude out of the car and left him and then drove off. Honestly, to be honest, it'd be inspiring, again, if at all. Just if you just took the story about this idea of like, you know, My Left Foot, but with murdering people and like methamphetamine and stuff. Yeah. It's a great movie. Even My Left Foot has more limbs, technically. Oh, he's got more limbs. He's got one up on him. But he's a painter. Yeah. He does nice constructive things. Also very angry. Yeld it women. Super angry. I don't like talking about this guy because I hate punching down. And that's the only way you can talk about him is because you have to punch down. I mean, you know, it's the only worse way to handle him is put him in a basket and throw him over a waterfall. That's right. Then we're not doing that. No, we're not. No. No. That's the law we'll decide. Yeah. If he was born 100 years ago. That's what this mother would have done. Yeah, of course. He would have snapped his, they would have broken him on rocks. I would have thrown him from a cliff and broken him on rocks. But he didn't. He would have been a great midsummer. But he was a good cord holder until this day. He still is a good corn holder. I actually think he has been sort of distracted from the competitive circuit. Really? Did he lose his last match? No, but corn holding, the American Corn Holding Association, once they got done slurping up all that smag amount of the butthole, they made an announcement disavowing Dayton Webber as well. They totally, you could have just not said anything. Oh, corn holding doesn't need to be not into murder. Weird. I actually thought corn holding was where murder was acceptable. So we don't know. Oh, look at the old lady bras. Yeah. Well, that's a big old bras for that old lady. Well, Henry's talking about the targeted ads on the article about the corn holding murder is all for old lady bras. That's where you've been. So that, I guess that's our target audience as well. Yeah, where you been at, Rob? We've done a lot of weird things on this video. Great. Clicking that in here, Rob. You're a lot of, we all like a Guilford too. Henry, you could use an old lady bra. Tell me about it. I think that's why it pops up is from us looking at all the underwear. Oh, yeah. You know who's got a bunch of old lady, extra old lady bras hanging around? Who? Gypsy Rose. See, wow. Wowie, wowie, wow. What's a good segue? So Gypsy Rose is back in the news because she is trying to become a influencer. She's trying to put herself back into the, we all want her to go away. For those of you that don't remember, Gypsy Rose with the help of an accomplice, Nicholas Godegen, they planned and executed the murder of her mother, D.D. Blanchard. After D.D. Blanchard had obviously tortured her, threatened her whole life, Gypsy Rose was made to believe that she suffered from all of these horrific diseases. She was given procedures that she didn't need all to scam these charity organizations and make a wish funds. All of this stuff. Eventually it led to her going on a Facebook meeting Nicholas Godegen, basically saying come help me, Nicholas Godegen murders her whole long thing, right? Gypsy Rose is released from jail early because technically they think that she's rebuilt, rehabilitated and now she's sort of like floundering. Now we start- She did her time. She did her time. And she got a couple of boyfriends in the process. We now know that she's already had a couple of triangles, but the thing is, is she got a little heat because she did a funny little TikTok meme with some person. Who is this, who is this no talent person? Natalie Reynolds, who is also a very controversial TikTok person. So Natalie Reynolds, I believe that Rob and I were talking about before, she was made famous or got herself vaguely famous for paying $100 to a homeless woman to jump into a lake. And then when she couldn't swim, they ran away from her. And did the woman die? Just like the fellow Collins song. They just laughed about it and it was a really funny thing for them. Oh, they always said about the Phil Collins song, it was about a man drowning. Yes. That he watched and he wouldn't help. Yeah, and his last words were, it's just true. And it's completely true, Phil Collins. Phil Collins is a fucking murderer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the tapes? He called the guy out and he put the spotlight on him and the song came on and all that. It's rock legend. It's probably not true. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So that can happen. So she came out, she said this, so that's what she, so in this meme, it was one of those words like, we listen and we don't judge was the meme. So she goes, it goes like, it makes some kind of noise. And the blonde chick, the evil dumb chick with no abilities, Natalie, she goes and she says, I once paid $100 to have a homeless woman jump in a lake. You want to hear it? I'll just play for you. Please, I want to hear it. I don't judge. One time I dared a homeless woman $20 to jump into the lake. 20. And she said she couldn't swim and I ran away laughing. We don't judge. We don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. I went to prison for eight and a half years because I, my own mom. Oh my God. Hey, we listen and we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. So this is a, it's a funny little joke that she made about murdering her mother. Now this is the problem. I said everyone's saying the Gypsy Rose who is now all Kardashian out. She's got her manicure. She's got fake hair. She's got a tan, fake breasts, all the whole thing, right? She's completely changed her face in her life. She looks strange. She needed to change. She did. She needed to change. She needed to do shoes. I usually not a fan of plastic surgery or anything like that. But she needed to do shoes. She could have, yeah, like once over. You see, see, she went in and greated her. Greated. So happy. But there, you know, I get it. They're ghouls. These are, we're now seeing, we're in the age of ghouls. This person is trying to make easy money. Gypsy Rose is emotionally stunted. I will go as far as to give her that amount of credit to say she's all fucked up. She is all fucked up. She's all types of fucked up. She went to prison, you know, for eight years. She was emotionally, purposely, emotionally stunted by her own mother. She was tortured. She then went to jail. So I do ask- Obviously not showing remorse. Well, why would she really in the end? I don't see any complications for her being flippant about what happened only in a way because it is her story. And, you know, it's, yes, it is in poor taste. The main issue here for me is just like Gypsy Rose go away. I don't think she is, man. Gypsy Rose just needs to go the fuck away for a while and go live a peaceful life. She needs to fuck off to wherever the huck to a girl fucked off to. They both need to go to wherever their purgatory is. Cashed out, dude. Oh, huck to us. Lucky didn't. She didn't go to fucking huck to a jail. Right. She should have went to fucking jail. I'm kind of proud of her, to be honest with you. Because she kind of pulled one over on all of society. She's a bad person, in a way. I know that people are like, oh, she didn't know. She knows. She just got fucking kept up in the- She got wrapped up in wanting the money. She had a bunch of money people around her and she did not properly listen to what they were telling her or reading the paperwork that was going on. She's very naive. She's extremely naive, but that is no excuse for ripping a bunch of people off. That's as far as I'm concerned. She's, it's one of those where this is Gypsy Rose Blanchard. You got to fucking step away. And maybe I'll just skip to this next story then because we're here. Yeah, let's do it. In terms of ghouls. Is that now because of this, all of this information, I am being forced. The 40 year old men are here now, guys. Hello. Nobody's happy about it. No one wants to be here. None of us want to be here. I don't want to know who clavicular is. Okay. I still don't. Good. I even got like a four page write up and I don't understand this. I got this. I wanted to do a little bit about this to talk about this ghoul, clavicular, and how we are, this person is going to do bad things. They just got arrested on assault, stemming from charges in or, I believe this was in Orlando. This was in Florida. Clavicular, for those of you that are happily unaware of who this person is, he is a purposeless influencer on the internet that does this looks maxing thing, which is really fucking stupid and which he is doing a bunch. He looks crazy. He looks stupid. He looks incorrect. So he's got a... He looks like an action figure. But not in a good way. His name's fucking Braden. Yes. First of all, so that's what we're going to refer to him from now on. Braden as fucking Braden. So Braden has his parents were power lifters. They were professional bodybuilders and he was a little shit head incel that was just like all the other incels during COVID, just mainlining GTA5, not doing his online classes, but he was deep on all of these internet forums. And in one of those, he began, I guess at age 14, he started taking testosterone. He would hide the supplements from his parents. So during puberty. Yes, he was taking it. He took testosterone. Yes. I guess I was back then too. Yeah. You were taking weird stuff because of football and shit. Yeah. Yeah. So he's been doing this looks maxing thing, which is essentially just like hardcore, very non healthy ways to make yourself look a specific way for the internet. Then he one of those things... Kind of like the human kindle. Yes. He's also this thing called hard maxing, which is again, utterly useless. It does not work like this where they use a Theragun and smash up. They do try to smash up the bones to make your bones more, your chin bones, and your cheekbones more pronounced. They use it on your face. It's stupid. That feels good on your sinuses. For a second. It does. Yeah. Honestly, but I can do it for you. I love getting my face, get the sinuses. You can get me. Yeah. You can hear the squiggers go through your cheeks. Yeah. Yeah. That's nice. But yes. So now we know that this guy started to commit crimes. There are people that are trying to sign up for his program. So I guess he has this thing. Brayden has this thing called the clavicular system at the clavicular's clan for $50 a month where he can tell you to have anorexia and to take steroids. Now, this old bone smashing shit, all of this stuff pales in comparison to the fact that he was just recently. I guess, first of all, he was arrested or there was a time that he got called the police on him. But he took a 17-year-old girl and he did full on his own fat-dissolving peptide injections into her face, live streaming. Right? He has no idea what to do. What? He had to do that. Yeah. He did this recently? Oh, yes. Was he over 18 when he did this? Yes. Fuck. Yeah. Hey. He should be in a lot of trouble. It takes a lot. It takes a village, Eddie. Another not technically a crime, which was in January of this year, which is like, so we're seeing it build up. He went viral. There was this Miami club. So he was hanging out with Nick Fuentes, Andrew Tate, all these guys that all, let's just say, I think they're all going to get wiped out one way or another. Was that this video of them all playing the conglomerate? Singing Hail Hitler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're all hanging out and there was an incident. That was one incident and then somebody tried to, I guess a stalker, tried to, a key set, a stalker approached him. And so he hit that person with his car, which was also live streamed. We see that video. We've I showed you that. Yeah, you watch that. He hit the guy with the car. And it looks like he ran him over to absolutely. He says there's no political affiliations, but I just think that means that he's a If you're hanging out with Nick Fuentes, he does. Affiliations. He said that he would vote for Gavin Newsom because he's hotter. Okay. But even that is like, I'll take it. I'll take it. Whatever the fuck it is that you want. I actually also did not know where the whole mocking thing came from. I never heard of that word before right this moment. It's another bullshit, uh, zoomer term that is for this. But it's, it's basically to be impressive. So it comes from, I guess the, uh, one of the things that's here is that it comes from the acronym AMOG, which is alpha male of the group. Because this idea, it's an in cell idea that a woman only wants to date the alpha of a group and stuff like that. Well, normally they just want nothing to do with any of you. Dude, I was at Disney recently and I saw a guy walking around with this family and he had a shirt on that said always the alpha. And you're just like, you're right. Disney. You're right. Like you are like in the least alpha place that exists. Yeah. That's why we're because no one's going to challenge them to a fight at Disney. Maybe they stood. Maybe they fucking should. You know, uh, so colvicular, uh, he was, he was in Orlando. Brayton was in Orlando this week. Basically he had this Airbnb, a hype house that he had put together. He learned a 19 year old female influencer over there so that his girlfriend, a 24 year old, could beat the shit out of her on stream. So the, I guess the thing went poorly. The fight went down poorly and then cut to a Brayton punching that girl in the face. So he also hits women. There was also the video of him where he shot at a bunch of dead alligators and the Florida Everglades. All these animal groups are looking into him. I am just basically putting this all out here. Oh, we should just. Brayton is going to kill somebody. Brayton's going to do something really bad. And I think that we all need to. But ironically, unfortunately, even talking about this is boosting his profile. And I feel like we have to find a way to get rid of these people. And I have no idea how we get rid of the, I think that the Brayden's, whatever the fuck his shit's going to do is going to be really bad for our country. Yeah. I think that we are looking at the viruses, the cancers that are growing inside of our country right now. And we're not doing anything about it. And I have no idea how to do anything about it. I mean, obviously these guys aren't going to last. We've seen this type of shit. Of course. Yeah. This is like a young Alex Jones. Yeah, they come and go. Alex Jones had more substance. This website has cult vibes too. It does. He lets his whole thing. He's very cult leader. It is ironically embracing it. The whole thing is to now say the words out loud. They say the quote, unquote, quiet part out loud all the time. Now it's all embracing it so that you can never be so cringe as to do something sincerely. Yeah. I mean, I'm looking at this guy right now and he totally does not seem like someone who's going to have, who has a long life ahead of him. I mean, if there's justice in this world. I mean, it's just the way that he treats his body. But you know, we got the president of the United States. America is currently running on fucking peptides right now. God knows what they fucking zap him up with every day to be upright. Someone said this in a tweet and I actually kind of agreed with this, which is the idea of that you can chart Trump's decision making with some obvious procedure he gets done every month. Yeah. That there is some procedure he gets done every month because they were talking about this when he went to. This inject Adderall in his eyeballs. They do something because they were talking about how he was, where was he just at? Oh, he was at El, he was at Graceland. Right? This fat fuck goes to Graceland, gets a private tour at this point, fucking 79 years old. You have never been to Graceland before? You have president of the United States of America? Doesn't matter. He goes to Graceland and they're noting before that he's dragging ass like he has been, right? He looks like he's on fucking death's door. Yeah. Cut to next day. He's asking if he can beat Elvis in a fight. You know what I mean? Like he's literally gacked out on something. And I don't know what the fuck it is that he's gacked out on. Who has always been against drugs and stuff like that. And so who knows what weird thing they're putting them on? Oh, they're putting them, they are jabbing them with some kind of amphetamine. I don't know what it is. But either way, we know that Brayden takes some oral methamphetamine that he uses for quote-unquote pre-workout. But I think that Brayden hopefully society will correct Brayden. Yeah. I mean. That is what I'm hoping. He's just a stretch arm strong type of guy. Yeah. He just looks fucking crazy. I think he's going to eliminate himself. I hope so. That's what it seems like. That's all we can hope for. He's doing all kinds of crazy things to his body. That's okay, buddy. I know. We don't, we shouldn't be talking about Brayden. No one likes Brayden. Even Champ doesn't like Brayden. Yeah. Yeah, but no, these guys, I mean, they're not going to last forever. I'd like to think not. I, it's definitely not. It's definitely not. Eventually, chicks are going to realize that, I mean, they're not getting light. This is not, you know, there are, the people that are with them are sex workers. Yeah. Anybody that's with them. They're all in the gooning. And they're all, but it's fake. It's all, they, no, I think a lot of these guys are also whatever they're taking is eliminating their, their penises too. Yeah. So it's eliminating their boners. It's eliminating their ability to have sex, which is a part of the reason why they're incorporating the no sex, no fap into their own worldview, because they then don't have to worry about the fact that they have neutered themselves. Yeah. Do you see Cash Patel as a gooning page? Nothing makes me laugh harder than the fact that of all the places in the world, Cash Patel, the head of the FBI has an X videos account. It's so funny to me because that is of all of them. That is so trashy. That is so, the head of the FBI couldn't get a browser's account. Yeah. Like literally the head of the FBI, you really couldn't pay for reality kings. Like honestly, you have an X videos account under spider cash. Spider cash. Do you have any idea what kind of loser you have to be to have an account on X videos? I don't even know what X videos is. It's just if not the free porn, it's free porn. Oh, okay. You don't have to make an account. To make an account means you're liking and sharing. That means you're commenting. Can you, the people that comment on porn videos are some of the funniest, most broken. How could you even, like what are you doing? They're just hate filled, just bonerless. Commenting on a YouTube video is like, is suspect. Commenting on a YouTube video, if you comment on YouTube videos, I don't want to meet you. Never mind if you comment on porn videos. Why are you sticking around? You put on the porn, you jerk off, you come, you leave. Yeah, dude, you leave it behind. Yeah, you never meet them again. You never, like you, like, what do you go back and you go like, I feel for her father. Like, that what you do with that all you type? Yeah, what do you fucking write, man? Spider cash can go fuck himself. Spider cash, what a dumb fuck. He signed up on January 6th. Wow, he was so stressed. A year before. He, oh, oh, for COVID. Yeah, that makes sense. He really, I hope that they just please, you know what, thanks, Iran. Also, cash, just jerk off normally. Also, just like, I think the whole world would be a better place if you jerked off normally. He could, this is normal jerking off, but pay for your porn cash. Also, head of the FBI, maybe get a VPN. I feel that the, uh, it sounds like he was just on YouTube and now he's head of the FBI. This guy's fucking makes me sick. All right, here we go. Is there anything for, oh, we have one more kind of update that I wanted to talk about. Yes, sure. Because we were talking about last week, or maybe it was two weeks ago, it all blurs together for me, about the woman pissing in the air, BNBs and causing $3,000 in damage. Yeah. You know, she fucked up the crown royal chair, which people have been sending me all kinds of. So many. Fucking, my computer, like, literally, like, because I was on eBay looking at that, though, it's still interested in the crown royal chair. It's like, oh, I'm not a fucking pervert. I'm researching. I don't need it. I'm making fun of it. Because guess what? More, you see it? Yeah. The more eventually you can be like, I like the look of that chair. The, you know, like, you search for crown royal chair more than once. Yeah. You saw you do that. We know that you do. We know you like this. Well, we got, we know your wife doesn't want you to have it, but listen, she won't even know. She won't even know it's only $300. She doesn't even know, get the crown royal chair. So we got this Instagram, TikTok star, content creator, Tara Woodcox, saying that she washes her underwear in hotel room coffee machines. The reason why we got sent this article was because I said that that's the reason why I don't do Airbnb's anymore. Yeah. So people automatically are saying, oh, see, though, people use that, they use that for their underwear, right? And they, they, they look, see, look at the, oh, she used her, she put her underwear in the coffee machine. And guess what, man? I don't have any problems with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a filter. Also, if you use the coffee machine in your hotel room, you're a psychopath. Yeah, it's got, I mean, you know, you're going to get crazy. So go downstairs and get a real coffee. I'm already going to hear, because there's some people that believe that the coffee machine in the room, our co-producer, Marcus Parks, our best friend, being one of them. Really? He is. This is it? Yeah. What? Yeah. Who use, no one uses, that's the oldest coffee. It's so gross. Marcus uses it in the room. Marcus doesn't leave the room. Does he, so he's drinking the panty coffee. Yeah. That's wild. I think he likes it. I tried to put my underwear in there. It didn't fit. Yeah, I would say I just wrapped it around. I just, I just wrapped the whole fucking system with it. And he bashing against the wall. Yeah, that's how you get it done. Yeah. See, when I'm steaming my underwear, I do it the old fashioned way, where I, I get the steam or the hot water, right? I spread my underwear over the toilet bowl. I pour the steam and water through the underwear to clean it. Okay. Be a professional. Also, in the video I watched it, she's using a Kurg machine. There's no way. It's not good advice. To be honest, she's using the Kurg machine. Just to show how tiny she is. What a braggart. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Teenies, she's just a small bean. My underwear is so small, I can fit in the Kurg cup. A little small bean. No, it sounds like she put it in the water well. No, she put it in the thing and ran the hot water through it. You put your, where the coffee ground should be. That's what she says. Yeah. She put it in the little Kira holder. Oh, is she just a cleaner underwear? Yeah, it's just a cleaner underwear when she's on the road with dirty underwear. You know what I'll say, buy new underwear. That's what I do. Always. I love it. That's how I get my underwear. Of course. Whenever I run out of it on the road. We've talked about this. I don't, I don't remember what I told you. I believe that we've talked about this. I bring my blown out one sometimes to the, to the fucking hotel, just to fucking mess them up one last time. Send them a good, my good old Godios. I throw them out. She's very busy. She's got three kids. Like she doesn't have time to go to the washroom and try. Normalize, we're getting new panties. Okay. They're really not that, I'm sorry. I know that they're, these are tough economic times. I know that. I know that. But your new panties are not super expensive. I think that you can get new panties pretty easy. I also think that straight up ladies, I know that you guys got different liquids. Let's go come in and go too. Yeah. It's hot. Also, I gotta say, one thing I've done for myself that's really made my life better is I actually spend good money on underwear. Well, that's the difference is that that's called being old. Yeah. That's called understanding certain things. I'm going at least like 15 to $20 a pair. Oh, I'm going fancy underwear. It's on my dick and balls. And also it holds together longer. It does. It does. I've had the same pairs for multiple years. Yeah. I don't rip through them like I used to. Just fucking blow through some fucking underwear. I used to, when I was so poor, I used to get the, what was it called? The wrong cut ones. They're all, yeah, the ones that were just like this. Slightly imperfect. Slightly imperfect. That's what it would be called every time. It'd be like the dick hole would be on your knee. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd get like, I'd go get the whitey tighties that like had a slant to them. Yeah. I mean, where they're like a cock eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. For kind of cock eye. Yeah. That was like, that's how I lived for years. So long. Yes. And then I would go through these. I would like, because they'd rip and they'd be imperfect. Oh, yeah. And then I would go, I ended up spending the same amount of money on underwear that made my dick touch my ear when I should have just been wearing nice underwear the whole goddamn time. Also one of those, get one skid mark, just throw it out. Oh, yeah. Because I was getting more skid marks back in the day. Now I don't get them. Yeah, it's because you drink water now. No, because I was like, get my butthole blown out by my bidet each morning. Oh. I don't have a bidet. I don't leave skid marks. We've got less hair, I think, up in the crevice. It's true. I'm able to get it out. Speaking to people that have hair in the crevice, this story is one of the most mysterious things is currently going on in the United States of America. This is about the mystery of five missing scientists. Yes. Connected to the UFO community. It is fucking nuts. We talked about it twice before loosely, just like kind of mentioned it. But now that we're up to five, it has to be something's going down. We're up to eight. So this is, it's very interesting right now to very connected military personnel to the they're deeply connected to our space defense systems. Yeah. These are people that are working for space weapons, projected bean weapons, propulsion technology, all who seem to be connected through Wright Patterson Air Force Base. The first one was William Neil McCaslin. Well, not the most latest one was William Neil McCaslin. He is a general. This guy is a big fucking deal. He went missing in late February from his home in Albuquerque, New Mexico. He's 68 years old. A couple of things are super weird about it. He had deleted the contents of his phone and left it behind. He got rid of all of his wearable devices. He had no headphones. He had Google glasses. He left them behind. And he left his name now can't seem to find his wallet, his gun or backpack. Yeah. And he just went straight into the woods. He's 68 year old man in the middle of February. Walked away from his house. Gone. No idea where the hell he went. Yeah. That was that was of this year. Last year in, I believe, was about November, NASA Aerospace Engineer Monica Reza, almost same exact fucking thing. Worked at Wright Patterson Air Force Base for a couple of like different projects. Worked with space age technology used for advanced propulsion. Almost same thing. Phone left behind. Deleted. Content deleted. Just left. Yeah. Walked out the fucking house. Never came back. Like we don't know where they are, right? So this is a whole there's a lot of like, we got two other guys that were just straight up shot. Oh, there's this we're getting there. So the main thing about these two guys like McCasland, which is interesting, is that they opened up this giant like search party for him. But he's so top secret that they literally had to keep the public from looking for him. So the public was not allowed to go look for him. That's how top secret he is. That doesn't make any sense. Like the essentially like whoever finds him has to be military. Because of what he might say. Because of what he knows. So this guy's dead. God knows. I mean, who fucking knows, right? So these are both these people are just missing. So that's just the first like big guy was like, OK, then cut to Nuno Llero, right? A guy that worked he was in Boston. Another guy worked for this thing called the director of the plasma science and fusion center at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. So they were over like at MIT and they were he was working in plasma physics. This guy, plasma physics, this guy was shot on his front lawn. But the guy that shot him got caught and he said, oh, it's because personal reasons. But strange because again, they're all connected. Yeah. Who randomly shoots a scientist? A guy that apparently was super mad at him. They still have not talked about why. Yeah, there's no motive. We don't know yet. Then there was Carl Grillmare. He was killed inside of his home on February 16th, 2026. He was gunned down in his front porch. He found water on an exoplanet, literally a habitable planet for us to get to. Yeah. That's what he worked in. One of I find interesting, one of the technologies that they were all working on, one of the things that the companies that they work for was the defense threat reduction agency. And I thought that that was very interesting because what they do is work on like essentially ways to defend against acts of God, viruses, meteors, this type of thing. One thing that they created was this, which I find interesting, is all connected to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, which is, if you believe, the center of where the actual secret history of UFOs is. Right? It's not in Los Alamos. It's not at Area 51. It's at Wright-Patterson. Okay. All of the, whatever crashed during the Roswell crash went to Wright-Patterson. Okay. That is where all of this shit goes. So they work on this one thing that it's about, like they created this way of trucking like people that are like transported, like this kind of, the way they put it, it's a transport isolation system that they built. This like incredibly ornate truck, essentially to take sick people from place to place. What also could go in that? Fucking alien. Right? Like that was like one thing I thought it was like that fucking alien could go into something like that. They also got a lot of like, it's propulsion systems. Yeah. So all these things. So again, so all of these signs, those guys died. This is another one that, did you hear about the double murder homicide? No. Suicide? So three deaths, three Wright-Patterson Air Force Base personnel. This is October of last year, right before Halloween. Okay. So we were busy. That's what we were. We were super busy. But this is one of those words. Now it's all just, it's like packing up. It's like stacking up, right? Yeah. The victims were Jamie Gustytus who worked at the 711th Human Performance Wing, Jamie Pritchard who worked in the Air Force Lifecycle Management Center. So this guy, he essentially, David Pritchard, who was the guy who killed them both and then killed himself, they worked all together. They worked together at the Wright-Patterson Air Force Base. We, there was no indication of a love triangle whatsoever. Jeff Pritchard shot his wife. He then drove to this person's house, shot them. They're like, this Jamie Gustytus person. He then shot himself in the mouth. Don't know why. Sound like MK Ultra type stuff. It sounds like, or are they, so one of the things that's being banded about that we're seeing a lot, like JD Vance recently. He's now repeating the aliens or demons. Fucking asshole. And we know that Trump was- Demons come from the ground. The aliens come from the sky. You got him. Very simple. Get it straight. Even the moron gets it, okay? Get it straight, okay? I think that, so Jamie, JD Vance came out and he's repeating the aliens or demons. We know that Trump was trying to wave this disclosure thing around, but then his general stopped it. They basically just also said, we think they're their demons, right? They, we don't, we do not believe in the demon and we are scared of the demon, right? Well, that's what happens when you put a bunch of evangelicals in charge. Everybody's a moron, right? You have Peter Hegseth making us a pure Christian army. Good luck. Yeah. Ah, enjoy that. Hope you hope you guys like going to Iran. But this, this story is kind of now making some things make sense to me, which is, according to, like some guys, there's been several whistleblowers to talk about how like Jimmy Carter, like the story of Jimmy Carter was apparently told the truth, quote, unquote, right? What we know. And he cried for two days and they talk about this idea that there are people that- He told Mr. Peanuts not a real man. Yeah, man. Blast my, blast my clothes. What about the hat? Blast my clothes. I saw him dance. Can I go back to my peanut farm now, now that peanuts aren't mine? Um, I don't even know, I can't even do it. Don't care about Jimmy Carter. So the- For last season, president. Probably. Probably. And so the, uh, but these stories of this idea of people talking about the truth being revealed and it being devastating. And it seems what would be most devastating to an evangelical group of men that somebody else put us here. Yeah. That we're, that God- That Jesus is an alien. Quote, unquote, God, if it exists, we might have met God and God might be a thing out there. Yeah. Like maybe that's a possible example of we know that there's something about the origin of man that is connected to this, that is some kind of groundbreaking crazy thing. And it kind of sounds like a really good way to sort of kind of discredit even that is discredit the gods before they show up. Yeah. And start calling the gods demons now. So when they show up, we all think we gotta fight the demons. Yes. And you know who's gonna do that? Ice. Broccoli, yep, bro, ice. Ice is gonna love it. They are gonna love it. But also between this and we were talking about CERN transporting anti-matter for the first time in a truck. Which is very sorcerer. So you know what I'm thinking? Straight up. You know where the next truck in big money is? What? Trucking. I mean, trucking is always big. Dude, though. But sensitive trucking. Anti-matter trucking. Anti, like alien transport. Alien transport, dude. Fucking truck drivers about to get a lot more alienated literally. They are about to become that much more impossible to relate to. So anti-matter, okay, from what I understand and I don't understand much. Anti-matter, if it touches matter, it dissolves the matter. No fucking idea. No fucking idea. No, I don't even know what that even means. In the truck, the anti-matter, I read the article that it had to be suspended in mid-air. Yes. And it couldn't touch the walls of the truck inside. And so like it was a very perilous fucking truck trip. I just think that the idea that we're gonna put this more, and there's no, there's nobody I trust more than reality-shattering anti-matter. Then a union man. Teamster. That's what I like. I like a teamster getting in there, man. Well, teamsters are too involved trying to break up the HBO Paramount merger. As they should. As they fucking should. All right, you forgot one person that's missing. The newest one, well, she's been missing for a while, but Melissa Cassius? Yes, that is also another missing scientist. She worked at Low Salomos, and they connected her to everyone else. She went missing in June of 2025. She was connections to UFO linked, retired Air Force General William Castelan. Yeah, that's the guy that- The Castelan who we were just talking about. They were all connected. They worked together. She brought her daughter lunch, and then there's camera footage of it, and no one ever saw her again. This is my question. Side stories, LPOTL, thegmail.com. I'd love to hear your theories. What would wiping these guys out hide? It seems, if you were to do a mass attack of these top secret scientists, to me, besides the fact that our government currently is the worst, I'd literally, they are so bad at being villains that I wouldn't put in past them just fucking all this up. Well, they also are very horny for new weapons. So why kill the people that are making the new weapons? Well, maybe they wouldn't be allowed to use them if they were still alive. I mean, no, but that's not their fucking call. Oh, but Einstein couldn't stop the fucking bomb from happening. No. You know, Auburn, Hyper, could stop the bomb from happening. These guys have no fucking say once they develop it, then it fucking goes out the door. I mean, there's a reason to kill them. I mean, we're using these sound weapons like we've never used before, but we used fucking torpedoes for the first time since World War II, recently, and the fucking Strait of Hormuz. But we are talking about space dominance. This is about space weapons. That's what I find interesting. Like, this is the stuff that we're going to eventually use in the war against China in space, that these guys are literally developing. Yeah. Meanwhile, there's fucking meteors flying into the goddamn Earth. We got a lot of that. But also, apparently, that's a little bit more common than I thought it was. I think a lot of it's probably just fucking trash. These satellites are clanging into each other. Oh, yeah. You know, everyone, every corporation could just throw them up there now. And so, like, they're just like fucking banging against each other. And I think they're just falling back to Earth. I mean, we're already talking about, we know that there's been a lot of debris from the all the new private space programs, that they're just like leaving stuff in space. Things fall down all the time. Things also fuck up other satellites in space because there's just hovering garbage. Yeah. So anyway, we are kind of building a shield around the Earth. I think in that way, our ignorance is our blessing. It's actually helping us. It might. Yeah, it's replacing the ozone. See, I actually wonder, there's a little part of me that was saying, like, you know, like the story goes that aliens started arriving here when we could turn on atomic power, like we could tack into the atom. The reason why they showed us here, because they thought, like, oh, it's like a turning point for a civilization, maybe. That was like one theory. Part of me actually now is even wondering if the reason why they started showing up when we could blow stuff up at that level is that they're like, oh, they can kill us now. It's possible. And that before they couldn't kill us, but now they can actually kill us. And not just we can kill, we are very violent. And we will kill them. Yeah, that's the other thing. If we were a peaceful place that had weapons, who gives a fuck? Yes. Or why we need weapons. Yeah, but we fucking obviously be been at war for as long as I've been alive. It's part of our consciousness. It's hardwired into the way we exist. Yeah. Fighting each other. What is it like America hasn't been at war for like 15 total years or something like that? Well, we know it's also because we don't call them wars anymore. Yeah. Like now we're just not, you know, we're in an operation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We haven't had it. I don't think we've had a legit war since WW2 almost, right? Like, didn't they call it the atomic police action? Yeah, police in Korea was the same thing. And then Afghanistan wasn't even a fucking war. Like a war on terror doesn't fucking mean anything. We call them wars, but they're not wars, but they are wars. It's all very fucking stupid. It's how we get around everything. It's how we just get to just go and do whatever the fuck it is we want. When you go to another country and you start killing everybody, I'm going to go ahead and say it's war. Unless, of course, nobody's making money off of it. Because then it's like a tree falling in the forest where nobody's going to hear it. There's lots of money being made right now. Yep. Oh yeah. Lord knows. Everywhere. Everywhere but for the people that live in the countries. That's all. But don't worry, all the guys running the wars, they're making quite a bit of money. Trump has literally stolen something in like $15 billion that he doesn't need, that he has been disseminating to his evil sons. Can't wait to see Baron Trump on the front lines. I think that's going to be a great way to inspire the troops. Having him tower in front of the rest, collecting bullets, knowing that he's sacrificing himself. He's our William Perry. I think that if he could go and sacrifice, like I'll forgive him. If he goes and sacrifices himself in Iran, I'll say one nice thing about him. Really? Yeah. Wow. Spites the fact that he might not have killed a maid yet. Yeah. Well, I gotta say something nice about him right now. He's so tall. He's so tall. He's so tall. But also, he's fucking, I'm pretty certain he's non-verbal. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got definitely plenty of people tell me who went to school with him that he's like uncommunicatable. Yeah, but he loves Andrew Tate. That's his core audience. Yeah. People who can't talk to their fathers. Yeah, meanwhile. Yeah, he's 20 years old. Yeah, he's 20 years old. Yeah, he's 20 years old. Yeah, that's why he's fair game. Yeah, we could talk about him. He's just as old as Clevicular. Oh, wow. Him and Brayden. Wow, him and Brayden needed. Hit the town. Him and Brayden need to get together. They really do. They will. They probably get along. I'm sure they probably know each other, to be honest with you. No, Baron and Brayden are going to get together eventually, and whatever they do is going to cause a lot of women misery. Yeah, I think it's good. You know, I'm sure both of their fathers are pedophiles, and so it'll be easy for them to figure out something to commiserate about. Baron's father is definitely a pedophile. Yes. The conflict of Brayden's fam father, I really think he was just a son of a bitch for having him. Oh, that's the thing. He's just guilty by his cum. Yeah, man, we're never going to catch a pedophile, unless their name is Boo Boo the Clown. Oh, Boo Boo the Clown. He messed up, didn't he? Boo Boo the Clown. That's one Boo Boo you're not going to want to kiss better. That's a Bobby Arthur Owen. He's 64 years old. He's known in Eugene and Springfield as Boo Boo the Clown. Now Boo Boo, he got arrested on 22 counts of child sexual assault, damn, including lewd acts on a child oral gapulation, and digital penetration over the foreign object. You know, Boo Boo the Clown, I hate that act, and I wish he'd stop doing it. And that was like my main thing. When I first saw he did that, have you ever seen that where he made the, he made the zucchini go away? Oh, is that the thing? Yeah, and the boy just goes like, and it pops out of his mouth, right? It goes out, you go, oh, because he put it, he slid it right up inside of his slid out. These are all jokes, obviously. He was getting just the one child. Yeah, no, he was in a lot of trouble. He's in a lot of trouble. He's going to go to jail. Look, hey, how you doing? Hey there, Boo Boo. He was a... What are you doing there? Oh, Boo Boo, get your fingers out of the child, Boo Boo. He operated on LinkedIn as Boo Boo the Clown Entertainment, locally from 1996 to 2002, and then he became a truck driver for Coca-Cola. Oh, nice. You know, he also apparently when he was caught, he did his signature, oh, oh, me made a mistake. Yeah, I go Boo Boo. I go Boo Boo. Yeah, that's basically it. I mean... Oh, Boo Boo the Clown, man. Boo Boo the Clown, he is just fucking whoo. Here's the thing, we're not going to talk about a normal child molester, but if his name is Boo Boo the Clown, I feel like it has to be brought up. We are literally only doing this story because of the headline, Boo Boo the Clown Convicted of Child Sex Assault. I would not be doing it otherwise. Yeah, there's really not much of an article here, except for he did it, and he's going to go to jail for a while. Why is the headline of that smiles tears, Luberderm? This was like a, I don't know, some sort of biography article about him from years ago. Why is Luberderm in there? I think it's because of what he used for. No, no, no, no, no, this is before that. This is years before. It's about being a clown. He's about being a clown. That's just a clown article. Maybe to get the makeup off or something? Oh, okay. Well, that's just a clown then. It sounds like it's a bit of a Boo Boo, man. Mentioning how you get it doing, you know? Well, good luck with your sentencing on May 8th, Boo Boo. Yeah. Thank you. Nobody wants to see my flower trick in jail. Prism's about to get a lot more hysterical. Oh, I hope you guys like jokes and bits. Oh, yo, just gave me a Boo Boo in my butthole. Sorry, guys. Sacramento, uh... Just got a little less funny. Yeah, this is it. No more Boo Boo. Bye-bye, Boo Boo. Oh, Boo Boo. Hey, Boo Boo, you got a Prism Boo Boo. What you got in that picnic basket? It's a child. It's a child. I collect them. I've never had an Asian. I've never had an Asian little peeking duck. Little Teriyaki. Yum, yum, yum. Suck, suck, suck. Boo Boo. Add it again. All right, well, we should get some Lister Mail. I don't have an Aids. I got a... Oh, okay. No Lister? I got a Stinger if you guys want one. I mean, we'll listen to a Stinger, but I don't think we got any good mail. I ain't got no mail. I got no good mail this week. People just hate Pickleball. We'll say the Stinger. Honestly, the main thing was the anti-Pickleball sentiment, which I really have. Usually, when we take a stance against something, people come back and attack us. This time, everyone's like, no, fuck Pickleball. Everybody said fuck Pickleball. Multiple... Multiple doctors were like, Pickleball's a fucking Scorch. Pickleball is ruining older men. Pickleball tried to kill my mom. There are people just saying straight up like... Because that's what I was saying too. We were prepping yesterday. It's because like, Sina, who is our resident Pickleball expert and obsessive for he's full into Pickleball, the thing is, is that over the foreign report, he is a former collegiate tennis player. So he's good at it. He's really good. And what I was finding is that every time when I went to go play with him, he's all over the fucking court. And he's doing it with the real tennis serves. And he's with... I'm pinned between a bunch of all these fucking try-hards, all used to play some other sport. Now they're at Pickleball, where I'm like, I'm just at Pickleball. You guys are all brought other sports energies to this stupid playground activity. And now like, it was like, you're all too serious. Yeah, Sina's got the athleticism of a cock or spaniel. But... He's all over that court. I guess what? Immediately, he did. Hurt his fucking shoulder again. Of course. And so everybody does it. You go in there and it's like, time reels back, and you think that you can do all this stuff, and you can't anymore. You know who I feel bad for? And that's part breaking. Racquetball. Racquetball's gone. No one cares about poor racquetball anymore. I miss racquetball. I like racquetball. That's where you fucking get some deals done. Have you ever done a beard played racquetball? Once or twice. I'm not good at anything. What about badminton? We used to play this... Badminton? What are we, little girls? Yeah. I know that they're very fast. I have played more badminton than anything else. I will say, actually. I will say that. Yeah, because my grandfather had a badminton set, and we always played badminton. We used to play a game called Ass, where we would take a tennis ball and we'd throw it against the wall, and if it came and it hit you and you didn't catch it, then you had to run and touch the wall. Yeah, we call that Ass Hole. Yeah, we just played Ass. So we let you get the three letters, and then we line you up, and we just beam the fuck out of you. Yeah, I remember Ass Hole. That was fun. Yeah, it was a fun game. That was a fun game. I would say for the back of the head. I'd play more wall ball sports. Yeah, I like that. I miss that. I would do that. I think I'd be down to do... Because you know, I mean, now is the time to get in a racquetball, because the courts are empty. Yeah. Everyone's playing pickleball. Let's take it back. Take back racquetball. I'm sick of fighting for space, and I don't know all the stupid rules. I don't know all the societal little rules. I don't understand. I don't want to go into another environment in which I don't know anything, and everybody's yelling at me, I'm sick of the fucking shit. I don't know how to claim the court. I know you all know. Oh, yeah. Oh, Jerry's big dog here. I don't give a fuck. I've never met Jerry before. You're throwing the name Jerry around. Like, I'm supposed to know who you're referring to, and you're just talking about the one guy with the veneers over there that's obviously scoping out all the fucking peace. Fuck yeah. But I'm not here to fuck. I'm here to get some kind of fucking cardio and to leave my wife alone. Yeah, that's a thing. To give her room. She needs her space. Yes, so that's why I'm here, bro. And I don't want to hear, I don't want to be a part of your fucking world here. It's weird because our wives are similar, except yours wants you to leave and mine wants me there. I think that's the big difference. But then she gets mad when you're there. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's the thing. That's the whole thing. You know, it's very, it's very, it's very good. You know, it's how we live. It's how it's called life. It's called life. It's called life. Hey, you know. And we love it. I've never not. Go to patreon.com slash podcast on the left. You can pay Z. Let's do the show ad free. No, you can't say it's Z. You can listen. You can pay it in a listen to our show ad free. You can also see last stream on the left live every Tuesday 5pm PST. You can go get it right on there. And you can live every day knowing for a fact that Henry Ziprowski is out here fucking hungry his balls. Yeah, man. Love the fact that Henry is struggling right now and he needs to get it for you because he's so fucking hungry and he knows he has chicken thighs waiting for him at home. And he is going to laugh when he eats the chicken thighs. Put him in my mouth. I made my first ham salad yesterday. I'm very excited. I got some upstairs. I wanted to feed it to you. I'm gonna try it. Yeah, I'll give it to you. You'll see if it's good or not. It's my first time. So I imagine you're good. I think it's fine. It's fine. It's good. Is it good? Is it the same as any other salad? I mean, yeah, it's like chicken salad except I put eggs in it. Can I go get it real quick? Yeah, go get it. Go get the ham salad. No, let's not do the eating thing because people fucking get angry. Yeah, that's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'll show you guys. I got a whole video coming out. We're promo-ing our Cincinnati show on April 25th. So I made some ham salad. I did my best Bridgetown meats impersonation. I did what I could. And unheard of, that brand knows that we're coming. Do they? Yeah. Fuck yeah, I'm ready. I want to go. We're going right there. We're going to get outfitted. Hell yeah. Side stores is on the road. Make sure you check us out. We're going to be in Anchorage on April 17th. That show sold out. April 18th, we're going to be in Fairbanks, Alaska. Come out. That's my wife's birthday. And she is not thrilled. But you got to come out. Yes. Because of that fact. Because of that fact. Because Henry's going to Fairbanks instead of spending Natalie's birthday with her. You come out. We're going to have a good time celebrating my wife's birthday without her. That's right. Which means we can eat a lot of meat, like a lot of pork. Yeah, bring the meats. Bring the meats, please. Lexington, Kentucky, they got the meats. April 26th, we're going to be there. May 7th, Netflix is a joke. We're going to be here in LA with Billy Wayne. David's going to be a lot of fun. May 30th, Rochester, New York, and June 28th, London, Ontario. If you're in LA this Friday, that's right. Two days from now. Good Friday. Lyric Hyperion with Amber Nelson and National Book Roberts. Come see me. Amber and I are fucking doing a full set each. It's going to be a blast. April 11th, PFUNC Fest. April 12th, Jacksonville. And I got a whole bunch of dates that are popping on eddytunes.com this week. I'm coming to Phoenix. DC, Denver, Plano, Texas, Bethlehem. Plano. Plano? Yep. All right. All right. I figured it was Spanish. No, no. Plano, Plano, Texas, Bethlehem, PA, and Newark, New Jersey. Go to eddytunes.com for tickets. Yes. You fuckers. So enjoy your week. We'll see you. Out there, won't we? Hail State. Hail, um, who was decent this week? You know, Hail Project, Hail Mary. I really enjoyed that movie. Great. I had a great time watching that. Go see that movie. I'm excited to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get in there.