Episode 455 | Unhappy Valentine's Day

This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. White roses. And also pennies. White rose red. Red rose white. That's my Valentine's Day. That is my Valentine. Red rose in white. You know, it's a lot of people Valentine's. The red rose. White ceiling. You looking up at that shit. That was actually really funny. That was actually very funny. Turnie house. It's a barber shop. Plain old white egg shell paint ceiling. Yeah. Red rose white ceiling. Right from Duane Reed. Those roses. 1399 right there. And you went into Duane Reed to get something else. You forgot what Duane was. You know what? Let me just grab these. Red rose white ceiling. Yeah, you miss a lot. You miss that. Maybe there's another on Sandra. Yeah. I was speaking from my perspective from Valentine's Day. Are you guys celebrating Valentine's Day? Demarice, I wouldn't never in my life celebrate anything with a bunch of other single men. Like you think I would get together with other single men in like unity? You've definitely been in unity with other single men before. And you out on went out to find women. I mean, as a younger, yeah, as a teen. Or as a younger man, yeah. As a grown adult. I don't know if that was unity. That was more just a common goal. Yeah, that was just we didn't. We'd had no other choice. That was just it. It wasn't like a unity where if one person couldn't get pussy, the rest of us wouldn't. We'd all go and then we'd venture off on whoever won that day. Exactly. There was no unity. Everyone was leaving each other once they were always met. It was always for themselves. We went together, but we all had our own agenda. At that point. Well, it's supposed to be like, if a girl hitting on you, you know, you get her number and stuff like that and be like, oh, I can't leave with you. Like I'm with the guys tonight. Who said that? That's how we do on Galantines. Yeah, I say y'all can't leave with you on with the girls. Yeah. Yeah, I do not say that. That's what you do on Galantines day. On Galantines day, yeah, we're gathering together. Like there's no boys alone. Okay, at the Galantines, there's no boys left. Yeah, you all leave there and go meet up with a man. That is. Yeah, I'm spending night with each other on Galantines. Galantines girls do. Yeah. Not always. But that's not the point of Galantines. It's not a sleepover. What doesn't have to be a sleepover? No, but a lot of us just leave and then go home alone. No, a lot of women go to Galantines day and thinking their head. I want to spend time with these single bitches. I want to be my man. Yeah. Fine. I'll show face. And what does a single woman do at Galantines? Like if all other friends are like in a relationship, like what is this? We're at Galantines. They're talking, drinking, catching up. You know, women community. There's no crying. Who the fuck is crying at Galantines today? Somebody cried at Galantines. Oh, my lord. That's being a bad one. Oh, we're at home. Oh, my god. I love my support system. No, we're at home. I found my tribe. We're there waiting to exhale. Yeah. They cried at only waiting to exhale. We're trying to slip in waiting to exhale. They're like, they actually cried. Did you see that move? We exhale. You know, we exhale together. You have a Galantines you want to? Not this year. No. I don't have any. I'm going to this year. I wasn't invited. And I didn't throw one. So. Do I ask the other question now? Is she not going to Galantines? Are you doing? You didn't. You didn't. There's plenty of people who do Valentine's. Who also do Galantines. It's not Valentine's dependent. Okay. All right. So it's loving your face this Valentine's day. I have. I have Valentine's Day plans. Yes. I do. I have a plow. Maybe. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm not. I'm not. be like, hey, we'll celebrate next weekend. Valentine's Day is everyday when you love who you're with. That's true, yeah. You get white, white, low to switch your favorite, white roses, like roses on a Wednesday, on a random Wednesday, white roses for baby days. Yes, but you know, sometimes it's nice to feel like, you know, like a Valentine, like, cute, cute, big shot through again. It's like renewing your vows. I don't think it's anything like renewing your vows. No, it's like a reminder, like, okay, yes, you love me every day, but you know, prove to me, just a reminder, this is a special reminder. I hate that mention. That's a reminder of the good Valentine's Day doesn't mean anything. Like, oh, it's just another idea. I would never say that. But I think Valentine's Day is important, especially in relationships. I think it's a day to profess your love with the rest of the world on the same day. Like, let me see if I could outdo my homeboy when he did for his later today. You know what I mean? It's just a conversation. That's what I don't like about Valentine's Day. I think Valentine's Day is important and should be celebrated, but it shouldn't be the pressure of what everyone else is doing. Like, dual works for you. Yeah. And so, you know, can we do an X-rated? Like, I do think it's important to set us out of day to celebrate those things, but we can get into the hallmark conspiracy. But other than that, yeah, it's important, but not because of Instagram. Baby D, if you had a boyfriend and he couldn't hang out on Valentine's Day, honestly, would you be upset? Like, say work, he had to travel, he had to do something like that. It would depend on the day. It would depend on the, on why you couldn't do it. Like, work or something. Like, he had to like fly to London for a conference. Yeah. Okay. Why am I, bring me to London. Bring you to work with him. I mean, if, if you're going to be at work for, you're going to be at the conference for maybe five hours out of the day. It's 19 hours left of the day. Okay. So go, so fly with, fly me to you. But you want to be together, no matter what, home Valentine's Day. Not no matter what, but if possible. Like, if someone's dying in the hospital, like, no, has to be drastic like that. Or, yeah, something like that. Stage three, no, stage four, except. But you can't, it can't be work. Like, keeping you from working. What do you do for work? What do you do for work? Unless you're playing in like the fucking All Star game. What do you do for work? Look at the, the bar. It has to be like, no, I'm saying like, what do you do for work? This is a 24 hour, 24 hour, on that Friday. I'm asking about London. He's a what? Like a trader, like a Wall Street guy. Wall Street guys don't have to go to London on, I've seen the Wall Street movie. They weren't London for one scene. I'm not going to be a, I'm not going to be a, I'm not going to be a, the Wall Street movie. They weren't London for one scene. Okay. What if he works the lighting rig for like a group that's on tour? And they're like on the road doing Valentine's Day. And it's like a concert that night. Where are we at? Fly me out there. Okay, so it's like you have, you want to be there though? Yeah. Okay. But if he's playing in the All Star game, you don't mind it staying home. No, I'll just be in the stands, but technically we're not spinning it together. You're on a court. It's, I mean, I feel like those friends and family tickets are tough at Valentine's Day. Oh, really? Okay. I mean, but to do anything that voice, but it's time for the job, bitch. Well, first of all, if you're comparing to gentlemen like me, I think it was two Valentine's days ago. We were in LA to shoot all those my commerce. Beautiful. I flew her out, still did the whole Valentine's Day thing. While we were working in LA. I'm on a, we were there for the whole week. My point. Still did the, got the, my favorite masseuse in LA. It's a good man, right? Got a private chef. I did the whole Valentine's Day thing. You did. And still got to record boss. I'm going. I just feel like Valentine's Day is the same day every year. It doesn't change. It's not like Thanksgiving. It's the same day every year. You know when it's going to be. Not the same day of the week though. Okay. That changes things. Everybody's off for Christmas. Okay. Maybe I have something to do on a Wednesday. Okay. What do you have to do on a, if you have to work on a Wednesday, what time do you get off? You get off at some point. I'm doing a double. You do it with you doing a double? That was the day you picked it to a double. I still spent on the calendar for a year. I'm doing a double. Somebody called out at the cover. I feel like stuff like that is understandable. Like if your partner can't be with you for Valentine's Day, as long as they have a good reason, like that makes sense. It's more, it's never the partner. Like it's never the person you're in a relationship with. It's when you're dating or in like a situation ship or you, you find out how much people really like you around Valentine's Day. That's when you're like dating. It's like, ah, hold on. Now how much people really like you around Valentine's Day? What's fresher? Niggas are getting weird around February 2nd. Will they start knowing? Niggas pick, I was teaming pick fights. February 2nd. That's the long game. Yeah. Usually I remember that on the 13th. Like, fuck tomorrow's Valentine's Day. He's slow walking at the twat. The second he start arguing. That's honorable actually. You have, you have breadcrumbed argument. Oh, he put out a point out what you're going to be pissed about later. You start arguing February 2nd. Let me, he put your relationship in the crock pot for sure. He's slow. 10 hours setting too. He wouldn't. He wouldn't. You writing the crock pot. I'm going to put it in on the second and let it slow marinade to the 12th. And then we're going to call it like, we need some space. And then March 1st things were weird. I was, I'm sorry. I was just a weird time. I was impressed. People, people deal with it. People deal with it. People. What does it sure say? World's best ex-girlfriend. Yo, you like the Grinch that's so love. Like you like the Grinch, you like the Grinch of Valentine's Day. Like that's what's wrong with you? I figured it was Valentine's Day theme song. World's best ex-girlfriend. I like that. There's something on it. Nobody would, none of my exes would disagree. So it's one of your exes that's like she lying. What does it entail to be the world's best ex? And is that something that someone currently dating you should feel the way? Maybe you've never been the reason like you and somebody didn't like workout or broke up. Been the reason like I did something. Like yeah, you did, like it was your fault. Like you did something and he was like, nah, like I'm all set. I got broken up before. But that was because like he cheated on me and I forgave him. But then like when I, he forgave me like he went through my phone and I didn't really forgive him. So wait, wait, what does that mean? You didn't forgive him. Because I didn't really forgive him. I was like, he pissed me off. So I started like I was, he caught me on a bad, he caught my phone on a bad day. Like you ever just get me. No, no, no, wait, don't let baby needs to go. So what does caught my phone on a bad day me? Well, you didn't believe it. You didn't believe it. At the time I was around 18, I was around 18, 19. Okay. And you know when you want to niggas, like, or just period when you get pissed off and your ego gets hurt. And you just, it's like you send the same text to seven different, I was 18. So I have like seven different niggas on my phone, right? Okay. Was in a relationship, but I hadn't talked to none of them. But he caught me on that one day when I text them all like, hey, how you doing? Because he had pissed me off so bad. So it's niggas that hadn't heard from me in years, but I sent them all the same text message. Boy, he caught, he the wrong. When he asked for my phone, I just naturally was like here. And I was like, wait, never mind. He's like, nah, I sure he didn't see it. He saw it. Oh, okay. He saw I tried to take it back. He grabbed it, kicked me out of the house. I was crying. Yeah, but 18, that's something to say. Yeah, I was 18. I was young. I don't even count that as you being broken up with. Because in that forgiving, cheating, gray area, who really knows what's going on? That the relationship is on my side. She knew what was going on. She knew exactly what was going on. So that was the only time that you ever got broken up. And any other time after that, and in your relationships, it's been you doing the breaking. Oh, no, my ex broke up with me, but not because I did anything wrong. He broke up with me because he knew he was making me miserable. That's nice of him. He knew he was making you miserable. So why not make you un-missable? No. Well, I just leave you. The world may never know. The world may never know, but yeah, he knew he was making me miserable. So he left me. All right. Well, happy Valentine's Day. Do all the love was out there. Yeah. If you were recording this on Thursday tonight at midnight, we get some toxic love music from one of our favorite Brent Fires is dropping some of his best toxicity tonight. And Peach was telling me I didn't see. So if I get this wrong, please blame Peach and not me. I saw some of the producers were Rafael Sadeek, Mike Dean. Who else did you say? Many of them are. And Benny Blanco. I mean, the Rafael Sadeek and Brent is an interesting. I like it. I like it. And Benny too, give me a little pop-up. Pop-up is very funny. I'm not mad at that at all. Brindish and Mike Dean. And when Mike Dean get in some of his dark bag. Yeah. I'm with that. Like, I love to hear that those are the three. Oh, Chad, he goes on there. Tommy Richman is funny. But now I think Tommy Richman does actually like produce though. Mm-hmm. No, this looks great. Fave, I know, Fave is dope. Yeah, these are all great. Is Burg is that hit making? No, I think that's probably just a different bird. I'm sure I'm sure it's a hit making. They would have put a young in front of him. This must be Old Burg. Okay, mastering and engineering, Mike Dean. But when Mike Dean does that, he usually produces as well. So don't flame peege. Mike Dean is still still somewhat of a producer of his engineering, the entire project. I'm excited for this. We talked about our last episode. Now, I'd say we get the Jill Scott to whom we make a concern album as well at midnight to balance out some of that toxicity. But some of y'all be forgetting that just because Jill Scott is over a neosolbeat, she getting her toxic back too. Yeah. I love it. I think y'all have Jill foot like, none of y'all are really listening to Jill Scott. Jill, you know, Jill, you feel it? That's Jill, you feel it. Yeah. I love a good toxic, Jill, you feel it out. Aries, Aries, women. Because Jillia break your heart and then she'll like make you tea and light some incense and shit. Try to make you feel better as you pack your shit in your house. She's one of those that she'll be mean to you or break up with you and be like, now why'd you make me do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You made my way. What did you turn me into? Look what you turned me into. Look what you made me do. Look what you made me do. You made me throw your shit out the window. See? You made me, I didn't want to do that. The house is ashes. Yeah, now that all the neighbors know where to live. The neighbors know all our business now because of you. Mm-hmm. I'm here for it. Features on it are jid, too short. We go get some talking. Oh my God, okay. Absoul, Tierra Wack, and Trombone Shorty. I love that Tierra Wack is on it. You guys already know how I feel about her, both Philadelphia. I think that's great. Ab, too short J. That's all right, we're gonna get some rapping on here. Yeah. But I like what she did with Conway. Like Jill is always good even with the newer rappers. Yeah. But I don't know, man. I can tell just by how she's smiling on this album cover that she's, yeah. That's the way that you made me do it. We're not safe. That's the way baby D smiled at it. She did some fuck shit. 100% same smile. Tell you that's the areas. Areas women make the best like toxic music. Her summer walker, areylinics, jasmine Sullivan, all Areas women. I would have never known all those women with Areas women. Areas women with the things that they would have if they didn't take it too much. Yeah, I'm paying attention to those small little details. Like y'all ahead of verse and be like, yo, what's her birthday? I said, that's what women do. When was Jill Scott born? Are Areas women in music to Gemini Men? Who are the Gemini Men in music? Let me see. Kanye Pock. It's like a weird, it's a weird list of Gemini Men artists that it does make sense. It's, it's psychos in a good way. I'm not saying it a bad way. But there are a lot of, was that Paul McCartney that came up for? Too much to cork Kanye West Kendrick Lamar, Paul McCartney, Prince Bob Dylan, Celo Green, G Easy, Fetty Watt, Big. 100,000. Ice Cube, damn. Yeah, there's a wild Gemini list for sure. Okay. I love that they listed G Easy before 3000, but you know, maybe it was alphabetical order. Before 100? Before or three. Before the three. No matter what way you slide, see it. Yeah, I never knew that about all of them. That does check out with R&B women with Areas. But I'm very excited. I know there was always rumors that her and premiere were working on an album together. I don't know if some of that made this or, but they didn't put production stuff. I only saw the features. But I don't know which one. I gotta see what mood I'm in or even if I'm awake at midnight tonight. To which one I'm gonna throw on first. You be asleep before midnight sometimes? Most nights. Most nights, yeah. Yeah. I wish. You text me at 12.30 last night. I woke up like, why the fuck out of text? It's just for mall. Maybe I have been asleep. I would have been asleep for two hours already. Yeah. I envy people that can be asleep before the news goes off. It's 24 hour news cycle. It's 9.11. It's never gone off. I wake up at 7 a.m. It'll still be on. Yeah, you was asking me my sizes. What's up? You was buying me a gift for Valentine's Day? No, it was the same question I asked you earlier, but I wasn't sure if that was in men's or women's. Oh, okay. So I just had to make sure. Oh, okay. Thought I was gonna wake up to a gift from all, since he don't have a Valentine, I thought he was gonna ask me. I do respect that you was like, answered it and didn't send me like European size. So you know women love to do that. I'm a 36. Oh, I stayed. I sent a list. No, no, baby. No, you had a send a list when you first our day and somebody, I sent a list of European sizes, regular sizes, everything. You send a list of your sizes? The list of your sizes, yeah. Women don't do that, see? Send me a list of their sizes. Yeah. No, like just off, just like if I didn't ask, they just send it. Well, if you ask for one size, they give you all the sizes. Like if you ask for my sneaker size, I give you like the European shoe. Your waist size. Your waist size, all that. That is sick. The waist gotta do with you. That's what your waist gotta do with you. Because you're eventually gonna need it again. So you could just copy and paste it and put it into my notes and put it into the notes underneath my contact. So you never have to ask me again. Got it. Very prepared. You're very, you played a long game. I like your stuff. Like you're very, you're like, we gonna get this all out the way now. Yeah. Send you that note, go up to the share button. Yeah, the other people in that share, don't. Move. I use it to try to ruin your day. And she lost weight. And she had to make adjustments. And she lost weight. She had to make adjustments. I'm not that size anymore. Last time I said this, I was that size. I'm not that size anymore. Have you ever done anything nice for a man on Valentine's Day? Mm-hmm. I'm not here to make this women don't do shit on Valentine's Day. I know women that do things, but it's not just because men don't post it on social media the way women do. But what's something nice you've done? I feel like why is it that, I don't know. I feel like Valentine's Day is for lovers, but I don't, like what would you want on Valentine's Day? I don't like the robes with your name, printed on them. I know. I know. I know. You got a couple of them. I never wore it though. Mm-hmm. But you don't want Cologne. I have all the Cologne. All the robes like Mr. Rogers, just different colors, same one every single time. I got mad robes. Every person. I got like seven robes. I only wear one. You got a silk one? No. I'm not joking. I never bought you a silk one. What type of cake you old man that you think I am. A silk rope? Hell no. I bought a man a silk rope. I don't think silk in my house is my do-rax. That's it. A silk rope, not a silk rope. To match the do-reg. No, that's too much silk. Soke on silk sheets. Silk on silk is crazy. Yeah. I was looking at silk sheets. I'm not mad at you. I know I get them, but like as a full-time sheet, like maybe for one night we could throw some silk sheets on. But for like your regular sheet. I think that's crazy. Yeah. The last time it was on silk sheets, I was like, listen, I run high, baby. I got to take you to talk to bed. Mm-hmm. I run too high to lay on silk sheets. Like silk sheets. Yeah. That shit will make you sweat all night. Having a sex on silk sheets is literally a safety hazard. You just slipping the slide ain't no grip. You don't got no grip. That's all right. I'm right behind you, though. I'm right, but see, you fall off the bed. I'm right behind you. Yeah. We could finish down there to where about it. We're right off the bed with you. Yeah. That's funny. I feel like more, I could see more like renting a hotel that specializes in water beds for Valentine's Day. I could see him. I'm not that old. You are kind of old, though. I'm not that old. You're probably not heart shaped. I'm not heart shaped. I don't want to wear a bed before. I don't think I've ever had sex on the water bed. Really? I've slept on the water bed before, but I don't think I've ever had sex. Where were you at? He was sleeping on the water bed. I forgot somebody else. Somebody I know had a water bed in the spent the night. I was younger. I was probably like 16, 17. Oh, okay. And I was like, that was the first time I ever laid on the water bed. It's not as crazy as people think it is. Like, I don't know if you have a laid on the water bed. I have. I haven't. Like as much as you probably think it does. Okay. And maybe when I get to the water bed, my friend's mom had a water bed. And yeah, I had like we would play on the water bed as fun because the shit would move constantly. It moves. I think people think it moves. Like, sleeping on that shit would have been insane. We used it as like a toy. Like it definitely moved. This was like the night, like mid 90s to late 90s. So I don't know if they improved. I never understood the purpose. Who was the purpose? Like, is it comfortable? It's just like a air of like like a, like the condo soft, the foam mattresses and the memory foam is kind of the same, the same concept of when you lay down the mattress just moves to your contour to your body. It's kind of the same thing. But it's like, it definitely moves more than a regular bed. Yeah. Like a memory phone definitely moves more than that. Like my mattress is like, it's like the whole mattress is like memory foam. Mm-hmm. But it's not like a water bed. It's going to, you're going to, it's going to move. Like you feel yourself moving. It's going to rock a little bit. But I remember the first time I laid on it, I was expecting to be like, for like, I was on a boat. It wasn't like that. No worry at all. Mall finally got the most powerful iPhone ever. He got the 17 finally. So we can move on. It took forever to get him and do that. But thank God, boost mobile is proving that you don't have to overpay for great wireless. He knows that now with his iPhone 17. 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I don't think people that sick. It's June, it's winter summer come. They don't want that damn dog. You don't want that responsibility. If my Valentine is listening, I would like a puppy for Valentine's Day. You would for it? It's a lot of responsibility. Baby, have you owned a dog before? I have had a dog every stage of my life. This is my first time not having a dog because my dog died in January. No, no, I'm told. Oh, sorry to hear that. I know my like your own dog, not the family dog. Like your, your, I've been living alone. Yes. No, I haven't had a dog one. Okay, this, that responsibility is to, sorry, go ahead. Where are we saying? That responsibility is to take your shirt off because that goes against HR. She, but contradicting your shirt right now. Anyway, that goes, you said it was a lot of responsibility. Yes. I couldn't bring it here. Yes, of course. You mean a dog here? Wait, what kind of dog is it though? Is it like a, a lap dog? Hmm. Because I'm really no fucking dog and it's going to knock and shit over. Like no. I can't get like a golden retriever. Hell no. You ever seen golden retrievers in the house? Them niggas don't know how to sit still for nothing. A golden, they find shit that you didn't even like, they're retrieved. They're designed to retrieve and go find shit. You can't have no fucking golden retriever in here. You can be, I think I've seen everything that you could possibly think of in Manhattan in my entire life. I don't think I've ever seen a golden retriever just walking around. No, no, they need like, I've ever seen a golden retriever just chilling in the city. Yeah, no, they need outdoor space. Like you need to have a house and backyard and because they don't get into some shit. I want a husky, but they talk too much. And I've already said to y'all back you many everything every day. Damn. Yeah, I don't know. You don't know husky. More you never bought a girl a puppy? No. A fish like, like, a fish is crazy. It's going to die as quick as our relationship. But I got short of time. I'll create with the back with the back, the combo back. Showing up to shorty crib with roses and a goldfish in the back. At least bring the tank. You got at least bring the tank. You can't just put in a bag. You got to bring the tank. That's actually not a bad idea. I might still, I might get a fish tank and some fish. Wait, because I got questions. Do I show up to your door with water in the tank? No, the tank got to be in the box. You have to be holding the fish in the bag. Okay, so put the fish, just in the bag, in the tank, carry the tank to your door. Yeah. No. Fish, fish and bag flowers one hand, tank other hand. Tank like the little bowl? Yeah. No, you got to get that. That's like solitary confinement for a fish. There's a reason why golf is dying a day. There's no filter on it. How big is the fucking fish? No, the drooper. It's like you want to have it. You want to have it like a no, a drooper. I think girl a drooper. You know, you know, but now you need to take, at least the size of the table, right? Like, so yeah, so to fit. Yeah, but I thought you said, no, but the gift you could continue to give more to, more to the tank. So now every, every holiday, he buy me another fish like a Pandora bracelet. Yeah, that's kind of cute. I didn't know like, this girl was dating, she had turtles. And I didn't know that turtles like e-go fish. Really? What? They only have like six hours to do it. Like a turtle was in it. It was, it was flakes all in that motherfucker. I was like, yo, I didn't know turtle do that. When I was really young, this was around, I think the soda was surged. So just to put in place, what year it was. Party favors at friends birthday party were goldfish in a bag. This should die before I could get home. Someone just gave a bunch of kids goldfish in a bag. Yeah, somebody else did that. Yeah, that was like a fish. Oh, they gave a little bowl too. Yeah, that was like the, like, what do they call the table when it's on the tables? Party, like, I know she's talking about settings. Yeah, whatever the fuck those are called. Like, then he was letting people, you could take it home if you wanted to. I did that for a baby shower and I kept my fish for like a good like five, six months. And then my dad told me he was like, like one day he was like, baby, I'm sorry. I want to go check on him. And he was floating on his back. I was so sad. Yeah, my nephew had a goldfish that was like almost lived for two years. I had, that's a submit that. That's a record. And then we only died by my sister, the Virginia, like she bought the fish from New York to Virginia. Then she got the Virginia. She was changing the tank and it died because I guess the water is different. She was like, yo, she put the water, the fish back in the tank and she was like, it's just started going crazy and died. How does she like explain that to him? Like, how you explain the death of the fish to your child? It was like, oh, I don't know. It was just time. We can't get in the way with God, I guess. Let's put everything on God with kids. Like God, you know, he need to go fish up there and have him. All goldfish go to heaven. All goldfish go to heaven. I will say, you need to go fish. The fish tank and fish give good backfire though, especially if you start buying more of them because like if you guys break up, get this fucking fish out of my house. Like that's a process. That's not just like picking up your shit. I have to take a whole tank out. And then I got to figure out how to transfer this fish. Like, no, I'm not doing that. Even if you give a cat or a dog, that's easy to just get in the car. Come on. She doesn't like this anymore. She's easier than water. Transfer water to your ex's house. Get these fish out my house. I feel like, can you give me the weekend? I have to prepare for this. Yeah, because people don't really become attached to fish like that for real. Like I don't know if like my ex give me a fish. I'm gonna be fighting with him for custody of fish. Take the fucking fish. Fightin' over the fish. That's hilarious. Like, if you're also gonna be like, you're gonna have my fish. You can definitely come get the fish. I'm gonna fuck about this fish. But if you're in an argument, like you can in anger just grab your hoodies and like, I'm getting the fuck out here. Imagine trying to with the net, like trying to piss off, trying to catch the fucking fish. They didn't fish. Swimming away? Yo, that one. You just sitting there like, that one pissed me clean the fuck off, bro. You just sitting there like an idiot or angry. She just looking at you. Trying to take your fish back as well. Keep the fish, man. Let that grow out of you. Or we live together and you got some shit like a snake. But I ain't even fucking talking about people that own like snakes and shit like that. Like is it time to have a conversation about that? What's wrong with people that own snakes? Like what's up with those people? Why do you own a snake? Like what's it with you doing? Your house smells funny all the time. Cause you going somewhere you could, you know when they own like an exotic pet. You could smell it from the door. And I don't really feel like you're an animal lover like that. Like fish are, fish are kind of retarded. So if you put them in a good sized tank, they're, they're non-the wiser. A snake isn't that dumb. You put them in a little ass fucking, that's abuse to me. Why do you own a whole, a snake? I know. Like you can't even play with that shit. It don't fetch it. It don't do nothing. The fuck you got a snake for. That's just weird. Own the snakes like that, that whole delizzards those people. And they all got the same aesthetic. People that own snakes and lizards and shit like that. They all look alike. There's one bad bitch that we both know that threw me off when I found out she had a snake. Cause she didn't have any, she wasn't a snake with traits. Like she didn't have any of the traits she would think. She didn't have gauges. She didn't know. Yeah. None of that shit. And then like the more I got to know her, I was like, oh, your personality is like this. Cause I'm with, I'm with Demarras of the one attention thing. Cause I never even understood the people that stood in time square in the summer with a snake. Everyone that's out there doing shit to get attention from tourists is there for money. The snake guy just there. Yeah. Like you're just there. Like they not, you know, it's a dollar to hold a snake. No, they just be standing there with a sleeveless leather vest on and just like going like this and shit. Yeah. And everybody that owns a snake got their tongue pissed. You ever notice that? Yeah. That's like a tell test. A girl got a tongue pierced. She definitely owns a snake. And 2026, she owns a snake or Lizard, one of the other little whatever you want to call it, Komodo dragon. The Komodo dragons. She owns one of those. Come on. Little Komodo dragons. I keep, I don't fuck with reptiles. Don't bring no reptile around me, but the Komodo dragons are cute. You know what a Komodo dragon is? Oh no, the Komodo dragon. No, no, no. Come on dragon. Let me know. Let me know. It's what inspired me. You know, you walked in somebody's house and they had a Komodo dragon. What the little little dragon is a gun of the Asian population. Little dragons. What are they called? No. Dragonflies. Gecko. Gecko. Whatever. I'm going to look it up. Fuck you guys. A lizard. A chameleon? A little lizard. I think you're thinking of the chameleon. The one that I look everywhere. The one that I can look everywhere. But they have like little pet like dragons. Because my friend had one and they're called dragons, but they're not obviously not the Komodo dragons, but whatever. I think you just saw Gecko. Nobody has a pet Komodo dragon. They're literally I think on one island in the whole world. Yeah. And it's illegal to go there. Whatever. That's fine. But yeah, those people are, oh Chinese water dragons. That's what they're called. Chinese water dragons. So we're all covered over here. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, I would just call that a lizard. Yeah. You're just a lizard. Oh, or less. I don't know. I'm not the amphibian fan. I don't know about the amphibians like that. But you could find those. Or reptiles for a lot of deal by yourself if you want. Yeah. Yeah, those people are speeding. They run in the parking lot. They've been falling off the trees because it was so cold in Florida. Really? Yeah, you didn't see that people were just collecting. They're falling off the trees. Yeah. But my like, which you frogs turtles, all that shit like shit. Like what? What's a frog? Because we haven't frog speed. Nobody owns no frog for. Huh? Peas look like he had a turtle. You had a turtle, Peas? You know, Peas would own a turtle. What was his name? I'm I don't talk in a certain way. He didn't even love his turtle. He's Leonardo. He definitely was Leonardo. I was watching tires with Shane Gillis and he had a turtle named Jerome Betis. Open the turtle as well. I never understood that shit. I used to think people just wanted attention, but then I realized people want something that they don't really have to pay that much attention. Well, snake, you can bring outside to scare people. And that's where you can get your attention. Like, oh, I'm the snake guy. A turtle. Just like you just bring a turtle out in the street. Like what you doing with a turtle? Only Puerto Ricans bring these snakes outside. Like during a parade and they take pictures. That's like a Puerto Rican thing. Puerto Ricans love that. All right. Did the Goth Puerto Ricans still come on with a turtle or snake around his neck for the Super Bowl? That it would check out though. Yeah. Everyone would be like, that's culture. Yeah. Come on, man. Got it. Is there still Goth Puerto Ricans in the Bronx? Because that was absolutely. And like the early 2010s, that was like, it was running the Bronx. Absolutely. They keep they keep swords on them. Yeah, it's exactly. Yeah. French Coat in the Summer. It's like, who is this nigga, man? This nigga. Yeah. Going to crib straight Puerto Ricans. Like, I thought you was white all the time. Like, when I would be on Christopher Street, like at the tattoo side, be nothing but Puerto Ricans gots from the Bronx. Yeah. Like, yeah, what you doing this far downtown though? Only when the sun is down. Then the night walkers. Only when the sun goes down. They have to be bats to the Bronx by sunrise. Or they can know. You know, the Puerto Ricans got there. They have to be back to the Bronx by sunrise. Or they turn back into Puerto Ricans. Yeah. They walk around with like tasers, not for safety or anything. Yeah. Just to just, it stays themselves. Like, yeah, I can't. They listen to that music. You know, they're getting up together in a park and they just taser. They just taser each other. They be in a park taser each other. It's definitely a good way to get the intense kids that play a quidditch in the park. That's the gang version of it. And those group of Puerto Ricans, the God Puerto, they do everything in the same shoes. They play ball. They go to the club. They go on a date with the same boots. They don't give a fuck. And it was like awesome rebounders. Like the God Puerto Ricans, they led the Bronx and rebounds. Oh, they led the Bronx and rebounds. Oh, and that's such a good point. They were talented at pretty much everything. And for some reason, especially in that era, they would pull bitches. Yeah. Like, they always had, they were always with a girl that had no business being with them. I got you. You would never assume that girl would be with him. You could tell when a God Puerto Ricans had a date. Oh, he did with slickers here back. I'm 100% sure. He's turned to a greaser. Yeah. That's all you would do. He fucking be, he'd be pulley boy for the day. You know, you're where you go. He got a chair slicked. He's on a date. He getting his West Side story back. He let us head down when he was trying to play handball. Hey, I'm quarter weekend. So I could talk this shit. I don't give a fuck. I get my shit off. And I'm racist. Oh my God. Anyways, where we got with Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day plans. Uh, he's got the God Puerto Ricans give a Valentine. They buy you a snake. Yeah. They show with a little ass snake restaurant. Maybe at the altar with ass snake around the way. For sure. Oh my God. Wow. I didn't know we was going to talk about God for the rest of it. That's hilarious. That's an epidemic that is and I don't see them anymore. Yeah. Like, uh, did Bloomberg get rid of him? Who got rid of the Puerto Ricans? If you did, Mom Donnie show. Yeah. I have something. No, he might bring them back. My bad. I'm sorry. Or do we think like the pop and Dominican's just just took over? I just I just stopped seeing after 2013. I didn't see Puerto Rican God saying you don't see Dominican Goths. No, God. I've never seen a Dominican Goth. That's not that's not a thing. Puerto Rican God's 100%. Dominicans down. Give it some time though, because Puerto Ricans were in New York for so long that they had to start to evolve. Yeah. And the other things give the Minicans a few more. They might get there. They might catch on. They've sick a lot of Marina and start to figure out what the Lower East Side is like. Yes, no gods and Dykemen. No, no, that's not like a movie. No gods and Dykemen. Yeah, what is wrong with Sean? He puts out on Halloween. No gods and Dykemen now playing. All right. Anyways, Jill Scott, that's our Valentine's Day plans. What the Maris want to tell us? Hers. Well, I'm a champion with you, baby. We need tomorrow just to make sure you have a good day. Well, tomorrow's okay. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You could check in with me Sunday. Knock a Sunday. You might be, you know, that might be recovery day for you. Yeah. You might add a long night stretching. No. No, because Sunday is like an easy Sunday. It's an easy going. Chill. Everybody will like it. I want to hear from our boss on Sunday. I'll see you Monday when I come in the world. All right. Cool. That's a bit. All right. Well, we got some Valentine's Day voice, baby. We do. You've got mail. And of course, this is sponsored by boost mobile, the phone line for lovers and friends. You know, that you can have your ring back to be lovers and friends for free right now use code, Rory and mollibusmoble.com. Yeah, what up? Demarice, mall, Rory. I want everybody opinion on this. So I'm people with my girl about going out on Valentine's day. My guy. King. I'm nothing. I don't want to be outside amongst all these people fighting and competing for the same type of shit. We going out to dinner. Everybody trying to get the same meal. We all fighting with our servers and shit. I feel like anytime I'm going on Valentine's day, it's ended in an argument. Or it's ended with me being upset at my service at dinner or you know, there's also little events out here in the West side and Kyle, you can do some stuff. But man, I've never had an experience that I felt like was worth my money. Another thing on the day is Saturday. They won't be taxing. Hell. So I'm going to get to the point. My whole suggestion was, let's just go out on Sunday. Saturday we could, you know, we could keep back. Do the thing in the crib. And the Sunday list, you know, I'm saying let's enjoy the day. Let's enjoy each other. She not fucking with that at all. And I'm like, from a woman's perspective, what the fuck is the difference? I'm going to keep it just to that piece. To me, that's proper logic. I'm not going to say man logic because man logic is just actual logic. Female logic is, we have to do it the same day as all the mother hosts. Hmm. I mean, it's Valentine's Day, not the day after Valentine's Day. It's not Valentine's weekend. It could be. It could be. It should be. It should be. I'm with them. The only way to escape this is try to find something creative where a bunch of people are not going to be. But if you want to do the dinner date, shit, and that's that. That is a real thing, though. I agree. Especially if you're in a major city, like, don't nobody's trying to go out and do it. For what? It's not even an enjoyable experience when you're on top of everybody. I tell people of the time, Valentine's Day and Mother's Day are probably the worst days to try to go out and get dinner reservations. It's everybody. We love moms. We love our partners and all that. But especially if you're in a major city, it is like a lot to be moving around in that type of traffic. Go to restaurant. You could have reservations, but it's like you get there. Your table might not be ready on time for your reservation. You have to wait. Then when you do get to the table, the server is packed. So the server is like, you got to know get everything in now or everything now. Don't keep calling for the server because she's working 10 other tables like then the traffic like driving. It is a lot to move around on those days. But how do we get around that? How do we say, babe? Look, we don't want to be out with the rush. Can we do the day before Valentine's Day? Can we do the day after Valentine's Day? There has to be, we don't have to go out for Valentine's Day, but we'll do something nice at home with his flowers or maybe even try to go get a massage somewhere. That might be a thing too. Another headache. But dinner, restaurants, we got to find an alternative to kind of try to avoid that rush and having to sit and deal with that traffic on Valentine's Day. So what I told my homeboy, because me and my homeboy had this conversation when he was talking about doing something special for Valentine's Day, he had the same issue as him. The day after is going to be just as busy and so is the day before. Like let's just be fucking honest. So that's not avoiding anything. If you want to do something at home, you got to make it special. And this is where men's creativity or lack thereof can fail them because women love super cute shit. If she knew that in the house, you were going to fucking decorate the house and make it look all types of crazy. And then like you guys go and you go and pick up her favorite food or hire a chef to come and make her favorite food. There's ways around that. There's ways to make it special, but you have to put a lot of effort and like creativity into it and not just will go to dinner tomorrow. Like this sounds like a really respectable and amazing man. Speaking as one as well, sometimes it's tough when you do that on the regular because now it's just another day like I've set up the house. I've cooked. I've done all that like just on a Tuesday. Now it's not like now, definitely my bad. And it's only for selfish reasons so we don't need to leave. I can't be picked. That's where the worry like, you know, I do that on the regular. I you know, I do that. That's light work for me. Yeah. So that's where it gets tough when you know, you're somebody as incredible as I am that it's hard to top just a regular day. So you know, it's either it's either Turks or or this. I don't even know what's yeah. Yeah. Sir, feel that. No, I'm dead. I really have done like the set up the whole house cook like I do that shit not not on some pick me show some regular like when I'm in a relationship and someone's coming home from work like in what? Let me set up the house. Let me let me get the the Nerf guns together. Let me do like we did the naughty elf ship for Christmas where you do all the the funny scenario like I'd like to do that type of stuff in general in a special even kid is only so much you can fucking do. So that makes it even tougher when you have to get creative for the in the house set up type of thing. Like, like I built a four for a Mars birthday just for you know, because we built four it's yeah, can't build a four for Valentine's Day. Okay. Sir, if you're thinking of what to do, fill fill the fill the bedroom with balloons. And when I say fill it, I don't mean four balloons. I don't mean 10 balloons fill the bedroom with balloons like you know, when you walk in a balloon section of Dollar Tree and they still all the balloons balloons, balloons to the ceiling do that put roses all over the house. Like go now make it yeah, go now. Roll over all over. Make it a thing like make it what would look extra to y'all as the type of shit that girls would like make it a thing then put her gifts in the middle of the bed around the rose petals and buy her her favorite food. Go pick it up or make it like there's a way to do it without just you know, we'll just go to dinner tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes a staycation like you could get a nice hotel for a reasonable price just for one night. Mm hmm. I don't know about that one night is not going to be Valentine's Day. I don't know if he's in the set like I don't know where he's at. Oh, yeah. For some places, yeah, you do like a staycation and he's in Cali. Well, I mean, it's like what the third biggest stake. I don't know. Yeah, you got to go. I don't know that means you got to go further out. You got to go further out. Just find a hotel and further out away from the bar store or you know, West Hollywood. Yeah, no, West Hollywood, you could forget about it. Yeah, no, for sure. And at that point, a staycation doesn't mean anything. But if you're in like a certain small town, I want to drive 30 minutes like I think that's kind of cool. Yeah, that could be fine. Find a hotel with a bathtub you made trust. And you know, get some rose petals and shit that could only run you three in a box. Yeah. And then you know, I think that's a cool way. It's a cool subject too. I'm not mad at that. And if you want to go to dinner the next day, just make sure for Valentine's Day, do something like however many years you're jobbing together, write her a love letter for each year you're y'all been together. Like or something like get create, like just get created. Like girls just want the effort. The dinner is nice. If you think that that food is what the fuck she gives the fuck about on Valentine's Day, it's not. It's the effort. She's one of those that likes to Instagram the plate. Mm-hmm. Then you got to focus on that. And Chanel never hurt. So if you can. I don't think that he's talking about that. I'm just saying it's something you get a perfume from Chanel. You get something just the box. Once they see the box, the Chanel box like you know, always forgiven. No matter what it is, just Chanel. He wants to Chanel for me, okay? All men should invest in a projector. That's the cheat code. They're affordable. You can bring them to random locations and you can watch it and it becomes a whole romantic day. You can find an outlet and a projector and a space that it can project on. The sky is the fucking limit. Just have all your pictures together and memories. Flip it right over to the end. If you want to watch, projector is a cheat code. It gives you so many options to be creative. Make her a playlist for all the songs that remind you of her, even if you lie in. Just make her a playlist for all the songs. You really think an M&M P you could put you put something else. You cool? We have another voice, man. We can do. Hey, what's up y'all? It's Taylor. I have a question. What do you do? It's Valentine's Day. Your dating multiple. I was just about to say Taylor's going to say that. Yeah, let's just say two. You feel in both of them. You've been talking to them both about maybe equal amount of time. Which one do you choose to do Valentine's Day with? Do you split the day up? That's sick. Which one will get the side chick Valentine's Day? How do you determine who gets the day? If you like them both equally, but how do you figure this out? Let me know. That's easy. Whoever's not on their period. I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Choose neither, kill a grandparent and then spread it out next week. Split the day. Split the day is the sicker. That's sicker than what Mollsa said. Whoever has the best sex. What I said is sicker than what he said. Splitting the day is nuts because you're going to suck multiple. Well, the day is crazy. Not everybody fucks their Valentine's. Oh, you fucking on that. It's who? It's the point of the day. Who ain't getting sex of Valentine's Day? You don't know if Taylor is sleeping with both of these people. I don't know Taylor. I don't tell her. I know her personal. You don't know Taylor. Oh my god. She's having sex of Valentine's Day. You don't know baby D. She's having sex of Valentine's Day. Yeah, no, you go with the one I guess that has because you like one of them more. Let's just be clear. She said this equal. We have to go like you don't like no one. You don't even like your kids equally. Yeah. Listen to me real. Let's just keep it real. You don't even love your kids. You got multiple kids. It's the guy with the picture. He's going to be the one that's going to piss me off the most. He's going to go to prison. He's going to make it. She going to be a whole. You know your kids. Like whoever you like more, whoever you have more of an attraction to, whoever you have more fun with, whoever you enjoy the time with more. That's what you pick on Valentine's Day. Because I know Taylor very well. I think she's saying she likes them equally because she knows which one she likes more and that's the one she shouldn't be liking more. She's keeping the other one around because that's probably the better one for long term. Yeah. Taylor liked the one she shouldn't be with. Yeah. Yeah. So she just said equal. Now go go be with the demon Taylor. I said, yeah, you know who got the best head. If you're not going to split the day, then you just got to make yourself unavailable and then do something. I don't know how to split the whole. All right. So what? Split the day. Have breakfast and dinner with the other one. Yeah. Yeah. If I go and for girl too much, I'm actually my Valentine's and she said, yeah, but we're going to do something for breakfast. No, you just say, you know, hey, okay, I actually I have to go hang out with my mom. She said, you know, is my grandmother's birthday. I'm going to tell you that. Who is that working on? I'm only available until five o'clock. I feel like from five, oh, Taylor, that's what you do. The 13th, spend the night with the one that's for the day because then you can start on the 13th night. You can do dinner. Y'all wake up together. Y'all wake up together on Valentine's day. Y'all wait till midnight. And y'all good. Wait till exactly. And you going to leave on Valentine's day? We spent, we been together all night. We wake up together. And then five p.m. I got something to do on Valentine's day. What do you have to do on Valentine's day? I got to work. I just at the top of the show, I said, I got to go to fucking, I'm light and I'm working the fucking show. But that's all about the time. They, I don't like me with you. I don't feel like a woman will complain if she was with you tonight at 13th. Walk up with you on the 14th. You, baby, do you want woman? You ain't going for that. Well, I'm a little different. No, you're just a woman. Like a nay no woman. A new, your man spent the night with you on the 13th. The day to 14, my yo, I got a five o'clock. I got to be out of here. Can't they working? That's your baby. They don't say tell them that's not work. That is terrible. Make it special. Well, first of all, that's not her girlfriend. That's the thing. She's dating these people. A girlfriend that's different. There's certain expectations. This is dating you. But you just, they get to people. You, a person who likes you who you're just dating will be happy to wake up with you on the 14th. Y'all went to dinner at 13th. Wake up on the fucking 14th. Y'all together all day. And then she leaves later. Is she probably leaving the Golden Cone other bitch? Yes, right? This is in her head, but that's not my girl. I can't say nothing about it. And I saw that she made my last night in my day. So perfect. Everything is so perfect. Then what can I do? You tell you I give her the gift. Baby, do you? Leave it on Valentine's Day is never the option. That's never the option. I don't care if you spent the night with me on a 13th. It's the 14th. Where are you going? We got matching to do today. We got mad fucking to do like we got them. But you're not leaving on the 14th. That's Valentine's Day. She's even like 8 p.m. That's even worse. 8 p.m. Restaurant's still open. This nigga got a neck full of cologne waiting on you to other nigga. You're not going nowhere at 8 o'clock on Valentine's. I have a full of cologne. So, so you nasty if you leave at 8 to go link someone else no time for a shower. You have a mad time for a shower. You could make dinner plans at 10 p.m. in New York. See, baby, the new thing. And picture and I don't care if that's your queen. Somebody just fucking picture in that person running to their fucking house to shower, to change it to. She's redo her makeup just to go tell her not redoing her makeup. Taylor is Taylor. Taylor is changing out straps and going to the net fucking thing. She got the other strap on the in the crock pot. Yeah, she did with the yeah. Yeah, she's been slow by the way. Yeah, yeah. Brush your teeth. Change fucking dicksies and change dickies. Change dickies is crazy. Change dickies. Change dickies. Don't put that on. Change, change dickies. Swap your dickies out. Change your jersey from home to away. Yeah, yeah. Change your jersey and they go link to other dude. That's crazy. The other girl, but yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I felt Taylor, if that's what she want to do, if not, they say you're not available and they'll do nothing for neither by gifts. Man, Taylor, who got the better sex? That's who you roll with. The Valentine's Day is made for good sex. If you're sex wack, you probably home watching reruns of, I don't know, you got no good box. Let's just keep rolling Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day show with a box of chocolate. Sweet, who got the sweetest box? That was a crazy gorilla, okay. Who got the sweetest box? I was just laughing at you trying to think of what shows. What? You know what show they watch? What was that? No, they watch West Coast Customs and... What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? They watch it like that, man. Come on, man. You don't get watched. I think you said West Coast Customs. Look what I'm trying to, bro. You know what thanks watch, man. All right, I feel like we helped Taylor. Taylor, you gave me a couple of options. If you're not gonna spend it with either of them, because you want to play and save you better spend some money on some good gifts, I feel like that's always safe. Just spread it out. Don't 14th show both of them you not doing nothing. You've updated something for y'all. I'm doing this show that you're not with nobody doing nothing and then spread it out. But that shows that you don't like me. No, I'm busy. You just said it should not be something exciting. What, I don't know, I had to work today. Taylor, listen, just do it all single, don't Valentine's Day. Stay home and binge watch Dog to Bounty Hunter. He'll be fine. That's what you're saying. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Watch this dog this all around you. The criminals are all the wrong. Did you know Taylor was definitely, definitely don't for high school. The dog, the big bad dog, the bounty hunter. That's all thanks to single thanks. Oh my God. They binge dog to Bounty Hunter, man. Come on, man. Rest in peace to Beth, man. And for anybody offended, I'm sure Taylor thought that joke was hilarious. Telling all over. She knows that lover. That's hilarious as fuck. We got one more. Yes, we do. I don't know if we need it, but let's do it. Oh my God, bro. Yo. This is Josh from all over. Hi, Josh. I'm always on the road until I find a reason to call someplace my home type shit. Mm-hmm. I'm just getting into it. Josh was a Rolling Stone. Clearly. Sickening beauty. The whole in your stomach, because you're not the one holding her beauty. The wicked beauty that be witch is knowing the headaches caused with numerous hypothetical thoughts that now run through it. Damn, in beauty. Because you were a follower of Christ now hurling curses to the father. Why is this blessing so motherfucking far and out of reach? And why the fuck am I not favored to be up under her? Deathly beautiful. Because life without its bland and abysmal and I didn't see true light until I was blinded by you and yet you're all I see. Profound beauty. Because only amuse could arouse, stimulate and amuse such abstractly unique praises from within. And as if she were my nervous system, itself forming these involuntary movements that move me beyond recognition. She is truly beautiful. Happy Valentine's Day, baby D. Hey, Vic Monson, if you don't get the fuck out of here, you know he picked the orange before he started that. How's he peeling that orange? Vic, don't be calling me under the name Josh. And that's Vic Monson. You get the fuck out of here with this shit, man. Oh, my God. Josh, thank you. Thank you for that wonderful. Now you tell her you juggling too. This is the second Valentine's Day you got to poem. Damn. Josh kind of ate too. D.A. What was homies name last year? I don't remember. There was a couple last year. And then the dude that we played on Halloween too. That's Vic Monson that just called it, man. Ain't no fucking Josh. I know Vic. He went kinda crazy. Josh went kinda crazy. Josh, can you do me a favor? Can you type out the lyrics for that or type out the word? Type out the lyrics. Type out the words for that and send it to me. Just so I can make sure I can't judge every word. That was off the dome. He don't write his rhymes. Come on, man. Vic don't do that. He blacked out. That left him. He didn't write it. That left him. You know how. That just, you know, we can't repeat that baby. That will never be done again. That'll never hear that again. Well, I appreciate you Josh. But yeah, I would love to see that written on paper. So if you can, please DM it to me. I mean, that's how I feel about a lot of ghost face wraps. I need to see them shit written down. Never have. All right. I mean, with how beautiful that was, he did start by saying that he's always on the road. Sounds like he can't really commit. Is this something you want to take seriously? Who said that he can't commit? I don't require a lot of in person time. Baby, do you make him commit and submit? Mm-hmm. I don't require a lot of person time. He just said he had to fly you to London because he was changing. I'm like, yeah, listen to me. I don't know. That's the best ex-boyfriend and then call him a dog on this episode. Listen, I don't require a lot of personal time. So Josh, if you're always on the road, you know, if you're interested in courting me, you ask all that dude, that people that I need. That's not Josh. Vicments, all that does is give baby the more time to be with the next thing. That's all that. Oh my God. Why don't you pay him me out to be like that? That's crazy. You don't do that. That's a lot of people. That's why I don't do that. That when girls do that. Lying. Yeah, because lies, lies, you gotta go to another octave. What would you think two poets being in the same house? Would you guys battle a lot? Like how would I would argue? All they're gonna do is leave notes on the fridge once they leave. Baby, they definitely leave notes on the fridge. No, I send text message notes. And by the way, I just find it funny how the door ain't even locked. I just find it funny how. Yo, they and baby D got to be hell. I don't get with none of y'all say got to be. I just find it funny. I just woke up. The first words I got to read for my girls, I find it funny how? Yeah. Oh my God. And then I rhyme. I'm definitely not aware about nothing's wrong. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Nothing's wrong. Man, no better than that. You hidden, there's nothing wrong. Everything is wrong. You better start checking. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's cool. Don't worry about it. It's never been cool. It's been a spoon in a crack. It's cool. No, it ain't. No, we're in now. Today's show is brought to you by a presenting sponsor, Hard Rock Bet, Florida sportsbook, Mall. The big game has passed. There is no more NFL. She's over. But still we rise. We were upset. Still I rise. Absolutely. Every single time because we still have hoops. We got college hoops. 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You call 1833 play wise in Indiana. If you are someone you know has a gambling problem once help call 1809 with it. You have a problem called 180 Gambler. Arizona, Colorado, Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey, Ohio, Tennessee and Virginia. We have another we have another voicemail. Do you guys want to hear? I hear. Let's see. I go, my sister boy, dribble life in the Bahamas. So long story short, I met this girl on Facebook. We shot it up, matching it up cool. I asked her, how old is she like 23 at the time I was 29. I just turned 30. So like a 670 year gap. I got a number going to be taxing. Like you know what? Let me take you on a date on Friday. We got to eat. We got to dance in the afterwards club. Buy something. You know something like should I have cool. So Friday called me been taxing all day. She went to when it goes for like a couple hours. And like all before the day she like yo, you know, I want to bring my friend on the date. And like she out on one boy friend is going to be like a double date. She meeting us there like with type of situation. She like not just to come. Just to come. She got just the company like, we're going to be there for this action. I'm not really a quick artist. So I am not dead knocked. That's like I felt like they were trying to get a free meal out of me. And that's what I was like, nine. So I text her back. I like I don't really feel comfortable with your friend being about we trying to get to know each other. You know, our first really first meet up, you know, thought it was going to be kind of intimate. I'm trying to smash and under that. Yeah, you were. And I just talk to my sisters and some of my home girls. I'm like, it's got to be a young old situation. Like, it's got to be shit that the young olds do the way they want to bring their friend everywhere with them. It's like how they say smoke is got to smoke before they do everything. Young old got to bring a friend with them everywhere. So my question to you all is, what age or younger age are comfortable dating legally? Yeah, I'll get there. He said all of that to give back to age and up that whole story. Well, I think he fumbled the bag. That's what I thought that might have been a Tracy waiting to have. That's what I'm sure you see. Tricycle was wheeling his way down. I think you might have fumbled that. No, he might have fumbled that. He might have been a Tracy waiting to happen. Or, you know, it's the thing with women, you know, the first time me and you, she does not comfortable being alone. She want to have a friend there with her. Like, yeah, could have did something like you could have went to like a nice little lounge or something. So maybe I misunderstood it sounded like they had went on a date to eat in a club. And then there was the restaurant with the friends. No, he said that's the plan. That's the plan. That's the plan. That's why they first link. So I feel them though, I would be fine with it, but I see his perspective. I'd kind of be like, I mean, all right, whatever. So first day, it's not like we have any type of label or any real understanding. If your friend want to come, then we just link it. Yeah, but he didn't want to do that. You know, I understand why he was saying, it seems like a money thing for him, which I, which I understand it is kind of like to just ask somebody to like pay for you and your friend is, you know, that can be a, that's extra. You live in the Bahamas. All you got to do is go to the beach, grab three coconuts and it's lit. Yeah, he talked about mall. That should don't go. If you don't reach in there and pull out of my fucking fish, if you don't climb that tree and get them three coconuts right there, you have a good time. But a walk on the beach to them isn't the same as it is to us. Yeah. This is like a walk on the subway platform. Yeah. It's like, we do this every day. Like, this is nothing special. I've been up money aside there. Like, let's take the money factor out of it. If I was, had met a girl on Facebook, he said, right? And I was like, oh, let's, let's get to know each other. Or do you want to go out to eat or something? And we started texting. She was like, oh, I'm with my friend. She's going to come to. I really wouldn't think nothing of it. Like we literally just, all we've, it has exchanged messages. We have never met like if your friend want to come cool. I don't even know if you even interested in like, I wouldn't think no. Just do something like go to coffee shop. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Just sit there and have some coffee tea, whatever. Bust it up a little bit. Yeah, the dinner and club day ready. Yeah. Yeah, he was ready to go in. But why he fully shit is he's like, he's trying to smash. He's trying to smash. I'm thinking, he's trying to smash. Hi. Why are you even thinking that? Like, I, you know, I wasn't trying to smash, you know, no, you trying to smash. What the heck? That made me an accident fool. I mean, I know exactly what you was trying to do. Yeah, I don't know. I bring Alex. I'm on my either first or second dates. So I can't, I can't speak on that. I bring her. You don't bring Alex. I promise you. I came in here before after a day and told you I just brought Alex on a date. Like me and Alex go on for your first days. Not all of them, but a few of them. Yeah. But what's the difference between going on some of them and all of them? Like, what is it? It's something my thing. It's a bit of availability. Oh, okay. It's something that's cool to me for V-Day. It's like she ain't like have her own man. Like I would just put her away. No, but I mean, like, if you're going on a date with a guy, like, what makes you feel like, nah, let me bring Alex on this one versus like, nah, I'm going. Because if, okay, so a first date, no, right? But the second date, you gotta, you gotta see if you mix it with the family. If you, if you can't, you know, I'm saying, if you want to be in my love, I, you gotta get with my friends. That's what the spice girl at this point in my life. I'm not mad at a friend coming on the second day. Yeah. You listen, man. Yeah. Birds of a feather. I've been birthed that way before. Nah, let me see your friend group because that's really who you are. You try to trick me on this first date. And now I'm looking at somebody, a representation of you that's not you. Then I meet all your friends and I'm like, I should have fucking known. No, I don't mind you bringing a friend to meet up with me. If we like first time hooking up, making up type of thing, I ain't mad at that. Second date, come on, show me like we, because in a minute, I'm like, all right. So what's she going to do when we get into me? She going to be in a bedroom too? She's trying to, but you've never been like, I wouldn't even call it a date. But bent out with a girl you're talking to her friend or friends come and then they leave and go do they own shit and then you two go and leave. Yeah, I've definitely done that. But I'm saying the second date, like date, not like, yo, I'm going ahead and like, yo, like you should pull up because then it's like, it's so, yeah, yeah, but you've got a girl's with you. Yeah, I call, come on. But it is like me and you like to be put to be fair. It is from the very jump. It's like the last one I went on, he planned the date like for like, I'm taking you in, I want to meet Alex. Me, you and Alex are going here. This is the first date. Second date. Me and him and Alex went to a steakhouse and then we went to the strip club after I like his style, like his game. I know he was trying to do. No, he was just trying to, he was just trying to see, he was filling it out. He was reading, reading the play. You can be got to read the defense. If they sitting back and forth and it's not the wrong, we're doing that. That doesn't make you sleazy or you're trying to do something or he was trying to set someone up. You snobbing the thumbs, you just have to check the temperature. Let me see. Sometimes you don't even know. Sometimes you're getting ploddled on. You have no fucking idea. Take them to the strip club. Beautiful women around. Cool. Let me see how they interact with women. Cool. She's in lap dance. She's smacking some ass. Okay. She might be in the women a little bit. Okay. You just learn you gauge the things about the girl. Okay. Why are you watching? She comfortable with women. She likes beautiful women. Just like we got some things in common. That's all. Not saying I'm trying to tell you and your friend and go do something nasty, but you know, the opportunity might present themselves on. That's all I'm saying. Not over here. Not over here. Not over here. And if she got like cool homegirls, that's always a fun day to begin with. Yeah. Like I prefer that type of shit. But I also think you got to know who your homegirl. A lot of people think that their homegirls are fun and they homegirls ain't fun. Like I. They're they're fucking misery. I have the best homegirls in the world. Like I know I can. You have a good group. Yes. It's always fun. Yeah. So it's fun. But he probably he probably fun. He probably fun. Hmm. If you feel like she's the type of girl who would just want to free me. Why are you even trying to date her? Well, first of all, I think we've been joked with the fun. I don't think unless he's really the man in the Bahamas, I don't think that the trace he was just coming in without nobody even meeting him just off Facebook. It was too like, nah, we gonna. We both gonna fucking happen. It happens though. It happens. It's bitches like that. I'm not saying there isn't. I'm just saying. But my favorites put them in a special group on Facebook. Yeah. Let me girls you can put in a group chat. Mm-hmm. Together. They cool. They know what this is. Yeah, I have killed me for doing that type of shit before. You put all your girls in a group chat before? No. Oh. I mean, I've had group sex within group chats the next day. And y'all called me fucking sick and crazy for that. Yeah, but you was doing that. You just talked about the Kennedy like conspiracy. That's all you. He was like, you know, sex. You was like, you also do you really think that the CIA didn't kill him? That's like a very gallant move that after you do that, then we're all in a group chat talking about things we have in common. All right. I'm not mad at that. He left another one. I don't know. I don't. Is it a follow-up? Yeah. I don't know if he has a follow-up. If it's weird. OK, let's see. I feel like today being Valentine's Day is the perfect day to tell you all about I don't trust my sexual women. But by sexual, in general, I had an act together about two years. And you know, it's great. She was my sexual and I met her with no secret. But I always highlight this underlining thought. Like, no, she's not fully 100% as you had it to me. It's like a right now type of situation. Maybe the I'm not sure if you fully identify as a bisexual. That's being what I'm talking about. OK. I know you're not. What you say you're not supposed to. How does that go? Is it like a switch? Could I feel like, you know, when we out, she's more excited to women some days and some days, then, you know, she's going to be a little more affection. But I always had this thought like, I only think she was a little more excited to be like, well, I mean, no mind you. Got it? We were generally in love and all that. But it's just like a meeting. Like, I just couldn't put that for the behind my mind. Like, I don't know if it's like switching anything. So I don't want to, you know, because I don't want to lose my bitch. So this would be crazy. I'm not sure. Well, yeah, that's the last one I know how you all feel about that. That this is y'all with us. Because you guys have issues with bisexual women, not me. I have a issue with bisexual women. I, his reason, he has some reason because that's the reason why I don't date bisexual men and they were calling me like, they were calling me homophobic and I'm like, I'm not a homophobic gay. I just, I would always think that I will always wonder if you were more attracted to men than me. And that will bother me. That's why I don't date bisexual men. Okay. I mean, all right. With, with that said, with that reasoning, if you're dating somebody that's straight, they would still lust for the other sex. So what's the difference there? They're either lust for other people or they don't. They either just want to be with you or not. I don't think bisexual or your, I don't see how that correlates at all. But he didn't say just because they had the whole population of lust for it, doesn't mean that they wouldn't be faithful. But it hasn't, I don't even think it has anything that, well, he didn't mention faithful, but he said attracted like, are you really, really attracted to me? Or are like, you can want to be with somebody but be attracted to somebody else more. That happens in relationships all the time. Yeah. We've got the, I have no issue dating a bisexual woman. Now, would I probably prefer the bisexual woman that dates men and just fucks women? Probably. But it also wouldn't matter that much. Because you cheat on me no matter what your sexual preference was if you wanted to cheat on it. If you're a cheater, yeah. Like that doesn't, you would lust for whoever at that point. Yeah. Yeah. I got to get a potential cheating pool double. It does double and women, it does more. Are way more convincing than men could ever be when it comes to fucking a woman that's attracted to women. Yeah. So I get it, but that's confidence you just need to have in your relationship. You haven't even met this girl yet. Well, he said, no, this is somebody different. He's someone has X. This is he's split it up. But so what the question that he asked me was, is there a switch that turns on? Or a switch that goes off? What I will say with me is there is no switch, but I am more attracted physically to women than I am to men. The difference is the things that attract me to men are not physical things. So like I'm all about a man's attitude the way he carries himself, his demeanor, like that's what attracts me to men. But women is purely physical. So it can be different. She can find different things attractive and women. Like I think women are just naturally better people. And I like that's more attractive to me. Men is just like women are naturally better people than men. Yeah. That is a crazy statement. I do. I do think that we've never started a war. Women are just naturally better people than men. Not all women. Not all men, but you know what I'll be honest. I have gotten along better with bisexual women that have actually dated women, not just fucked women and three sums or just fucked a woman like dated a woman. It's something that I can relate to with them because they know how crazy women are. And they do appreciate men I think a bit more. She tried to hit me with the. I mean, I was her taking in what you were saying. Yeah, I was listening to comprehend them. That just them. She's trying to call me still. No, before I have those conversations women that have actually dated women and are like, no, I see what y'all go through. Just fucking insane. I'm not dating women anymore and that's where I'm fully on men. So there's pros and cons. Yeah. But yeah, she's just fine. She's a straight chick that likes to eat pussy. She could be. She could be 100. If you like to eat pussy, you're not straight. She can be 100, but she can want to be with you, but just she could find women more attractive to you. Women are beautiful. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't. The same reason you attracted to women is the same reason she attracted to women. But men have like money and like biceps and like strength. You don't have money biceps and strength. Yeah. Like, you know, they can like fix things and shit. Like they're like, you know, problem solvers. Like when I date women, I don't want women to do anything. Like I just want you to just be beautiful. I don't want you to do anything. Men, it's like, what are you here for? Right. No, I get it. I understand. I said the same thing to the homies. I mean, what y'all need is here for some women around here. We some women. We some soft legs in here. Yeah. And you wonder why men kill themselves at a way higher rate than any other gender. Yeah. Y'all are hard on each other. Y'all aren't really hard on each other. We're hard on each other. What did you just say? It's us. Can we reverse the tape and edit it? The patron. And then go through what she just said. Y'all do know that. I tell you all the time the patriarchy was set up by men. We just sit here to it. Y'all can't be mad that you're all. Y'all do it. You just set it on a public platform. Yeah. Because that's what I've been told. Yeah. That's all our to. Yeah. Remember, y'all don't have emotions. Y'all are all logic. It's all logic. Like no more. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. Like no more emotions. You can have logical actions. You feel emotions. You can't feel logical. That's not, it doesn't work like that. So you can be, you can have emotions and still act logically or still think logically, but emotions are completely separate. You can't have logical emotions. That doesn't even make sense. Yeah, sure. That's like having emotions that make sense. Like it doesn't know. Yeah, you think you have emotions that make sense? Learn about your own emotions and certain things happen to you, whereas you may have had erratic emotions and still did logical actions. Logical emotions describe the interplay with logic health process and regulate feelings while emotions provide essential value and context for logical thought creating unnecessary balance for effective decision-making and a holistic understanding of human intelligence rather than seeing them as opposing forces. They can be like you can together with with experience. You can teach your emotions to be more logical as if you were to get mad at somebody that you were talking to that weren't really dating and they went and did some shit. The immature emotions can take over and say, you know, what the fuck? I feel for that girl. So now I'm mad. I didn't act on it, but I'm still mad because I'm human. But the more you teach your own emotions and become mature, you could see that and go. Some of girl. Very true. I can feel like some of girl. Well, for this Valentine's day, hopefully everyone is having a great time in using their logical emotions, health in a healthy way. Yes, not in a toxic way. And to keep having these healthy conversations and keep making wise decisions for Valentine's Day, be with the one you love, love the one you're with and continue to have fun in your relationship and be creative. Okay. We have one more. And from this, this sounds like it might be a risk, another risk poem. So let's see. Oh, shit. You get them all right. I just want to dedicate this one to a special somebody in that room. You know, he knows who he is. My heart started racing the day I met more. Didn't plan on forever. But look at us. Now, more you smile one time and that was my downfall. I love you. You feel natural, more. They say love can rise in some times. I'm just kidding. You know, you're my most sad. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. No. That didn't get to show. I'm gonna finish. I don't finish. Yeah. Oh. The wintertime. Children's springtime rainfall. I'll stand ten toes down for you. Maul. No need for a kingdom. No castle. No ball. You're ready. Make me feel ten feet tall. Life throws a curve and we stumble or storm. The curve is over. It's all more. Here's the last and the late night calls. The way you turn this super moments into all this Valentine's Day. I'm giving you my all because loving you is the sweetest calm. Maul. You didn't even understand the mall call. Edden is so gay. Can you tell us about the late neck all? Yeah. He does leave you sticky notes on your chair. Tommy Cubs in here. Edden always leave me sticky notes like your Edden. I'm not gay, bro. Leave me alone, man. But thank you, Edden, for that beautiful poem. Wait, let me, I wonder if I call him if he'll answer the phone. Before we get out of here, what are we doing with Spreadham? Let's have real pre-production and real time. It's Thursday. We have to wrap up Spreadham sponsored by Hard Rock Bet. Yep. Our guys over at Hard Rock. Maul, I cleaned you up like 15 to two in our Spreadham. It's a man of pictures. Whatever, man. But as a, I mean, as a friend for this live stream that we have to do. I had a name of 1000 rappers. I'll take 500. Okay. No, I'm saying I'll take 500. You take 500. Oh, split them. So we'll split the spread them. Can maybe we do, again, this pre-production real time. Do we do a split live stream and whoever gets a 500 first, even with repeats, but maybe we can't hear each other. Like maybe put the clock on. I gotta be crazy. Yes, to overestimulate the audience. No, not like we'll shoot Maul live stream one day, eat live stream the other, okay, the clock. And she'll get to get there first. Maybe the listeners can give us suggestions, but okay, we'll figure something out with this. Yeah, this is spread them. Yeah, segment for sure. Do you know how many rappers 1000 is? There's a lot of rappers. I think I could do it. I think you understand how many rappers they are. I think I could do it. I really think y'all should just. I was hoping 100. 100 is 100. Way too easy. I could do that in five minutes. I bet a million dollars. I would bet all the, you know what? I bet my next month's salary that you cannot, that you cannot name 100 rappers in 20 minutes. I bet my next month's salary that you cannot. That you can't be. I love you way too much. I'm six years younger than hip hop. Like what are you talking about? I love you way too much to accept that bet. You what? You're crazy. If you think I, you don't think I can name 100 rappers in 20 minutes in 20 minutes. In 20 minutes, I might be able to name 100 rappers in 10 minutes. Okay. But less than that probably let's do that spread. Can I make my own? If I'm in my time, Wu Tang, I'm already at 12. So I got 88 more to go. I'm, you think it's going to take me a minute to name all the members of Wu Tang? Okay. You could name everybody. I can name everybody in Wu Tang. I can name everybody. Um, death row bad boy, rapper fella. I'm at like 20 minutes. I'm at like 35 at that point. Yeah, that's easy. That's way too. 100 is easy. I think once y'all get the 60 is where you have an issue. I think 60 70 is where you have an issue. 60 Niggas came, 60 albums came out. They said we only in February. I could definitely name 60 rappers. Yeah. Yeah. That's way too easy. Oh, yeah. I was thinking 1000. Like 100 minutes. No computer in front of you. Just. No. No. No. Because I want exact names. I don't want that one nigga from bad boy. I. Yeah. I'm gonna give you names. Okay. Yeah. Because all I'm gonna do is go by city. That's it. He could probably name every member of the band. Yeah. That's another 12. Like every season. Like every season another band. Pishkin name everyone in St. Lunatics. That's another 12. See, now we're at 70. So what's the definition of a rapper? Because if a nigga got one, so if that's the case, y'all can name me. You like that's not even. No, no, no. If I had to do a thousand, you would have been named. Yeah, you have to have like a, you have to have a song or an album. You have to have an album on DSP. The cancel album? An album on DSP. No, that's crazy. And you got at least be on a song, featured on the song that was out. Not an album. All right, I got to be able to look you up in Apple Music. I'm fond of that. Oh, yeah, the song will be on Apple Music. Yeah, absolutely. We could do that. Yeah. And they can't be a singer. I got homies from high school that are on Apple Music. You can't be a singer that made a rap song. Like you can't name Jill Scott just because she was on the kind of way song. You can rap on the country. You think the other name Jill Scott is one of my hundred rappers? Huh? No, I don't think so, but I'm just saying just that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I could do it though. Okay. Just tough. A hundred is way too easy. Peach had the best strategy. You just think regions and focus on that. Yeah. Her five minutes. If I name every rapper in New York, you know where I'm at? Just long Island, you got 15. Yeah. Okay. It's not as tough. It's not as much rappers than you think. That's what I think you're understanding is how many rappers I know that there's a lot of rappers. It's the thinking in the moment in the pressure of all of those rappers. No, pressure. We're in pressure. Oh, my bad, baby. Pressure me or pressure you? Talk to you soon. Be safe. Be plent. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Be. No, worry about. This is an I heart podcast. Guaranteed human.