Flag Football, Poop Dolla Legacy & Worst Jobs w/ Adam Devine, Blake Anderson & Anders Holm | Ep 184

When I graduated high school, the last day I'm walking out of school, she goes, Adam Devine! And I turn around and it's just her. And she goes, I hate you. And I go, I hate you too. And I laugh. It sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah. You got to find her. You had a nemesis. I feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from the position and get them fired, you deserve an A in that class. That's what I thought. That's not what happened. No, no, no, no. Welcome back to new highs. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a one tree show brought to you by Apple. Man, we're really, we're doing it, man. We're doing a big now, man. We got Apple to sponsor this thing. How about that? How about it, man? We're your hosts. I'm Travis Kelsey. He's my big brother, Jason Kelsey. I'm Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Shout out to the Heights and shout out to the Cincinnati Bearcats. Having, having gave the Bearcats love. You see is always near and dear to our hearts. Subscribe on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts and follow the show on all social media at new heights show with one s. You're going to have a bunch of fun clips throughout the week and you don't want to miss them. Jason, why don't you tell the people what we got coming up today? Ninety percent. We got another amazing episode in store for you guys. We'll check in on our March Madness brackets. We've got some fan mentions to get to as well as Blake Anderson, Anders Holman, Adam Definer here. That's why we got the work of Holix speaking of work. Let's get into some work in that new news. Starting off with some of that new news. All right. And new news is brought to you by into it turbo tax and let's get into it by getting out of the house right now with our TG video, which dropped on Monday. All right. When's the rematch, Trev? How we feeling? Dude, whenever you want to go back down there, I would love to fucking absolutely scrape you on that simulator. That was hilarious. I knew this was coming. I knew this was coming. No, it's all good. It's all good. Just so everyone realizes what happens here. Jason asked, get the excuses going real, real quick. Hey, do you want to just hit a few balls on the simulator afterwards? I said, yeah, sure. I'm not trying to do like any like recording or anything like that, but I'll go out and I'll hit a few balls. Yeah. Why wouldn't I want to hit a few on the simulator? We go down there and I get mic'd up by three different people and we get a full on camera crew and everything, which it was still a fucking blast. Listen, I'm not saying that I didn't have a lot of fun shanking the golf ball on that big ass screen. It was pretty cool that TGL let us go down there and have some fun after an epic match. It was still pretty cool to be a part of it. The green and how it moves, even that big old screen, man, it's technology is through the roof and it was just cool to be down there having some fun with my brother, man. It's insane. It's insane. And yeah, of course, like, listen, I'm not, I can't beat you straight up in golf. So I got to use some tricks. I mean, this is the reality of it. I'll never beat you in golf in my life. So yeah, hey, you want to go hit some balls? No, no, keep drinking. No, it's nothing. We're just going to go, nothing's going to be on the line. Just go, how many, you're having another. There you go. Oh, what's this? We're playing four holes for the compete to see who wins this tournament. Oh, I didn't even know that was happening after Tom Kim just hit a hole in one to take the lead. I was over there. That was insane. Chugging beers and the place was electric. I was loving my time over there. TGL. So like you said, man, the facility down there is spectacular. Can't wait. We got to do something else there. I just know that we got to get back down. We got to do something with somebody else, some other celebrities, brothers, podcasters, golfers, whoever, whatever I got to do to get back down there and to keep using that thing and having fun and maybe raise some money for something would be awesome. So would love to, man. And honestly, I just want to get another hack at it to have, you know, I don't know where I was going with this. Go ahead. You just want to beat me. I get it, but it's not going to happen because I'm going to keep getting better. Travis, I am fully committed to this golf game. Dude, maybe the sim is your way. Maybe this is, this is a sign that you just need to never play on another golf course. Again, you should just play on the simulator. I do. I got to say, I do crush simulators. I don't know what it is. I don't know if my ball like tricks them, but for some reason I can hit off of them like a simulator like that was different because it was grass. Maybe you just get intimidated by like seeing a course. You know what I mean? Maybe it's just like you're mentally, you're like you're, you're feeling over the ball is just that more ease because you don't see the intimidation of the course. You just kind of see the big old screen. That's got to hit screen. It might be. It might be. I don't know what it is, but like we have a little like a simulator nearby here and called in town or whatever, whenever I go there. And that one's different because they don't have the grass. Like you're always sitting off of the mat. So like I'll pound a drive out there and I'll be freaking 50 yards in the rough. And it's like, oh, this is only 80% of your power. And I'm like, okay, I can do that math super easy. I don't have to worry about hitting the ball though. Like I'm still getting a pristine lie on this mat. So I crushed that simulator, but in real life, it doesn't quite work out that way. So either way though, dude, I'm going to get after it this year. I'm telling you, it's happening traffic. Yeah, hard bet. Okay, I'll wait to see you dipped in blue paint. We've got another off topic, off season heights hotline dropping this Friday. You're going to want to do that. I don't know what it is on. Have we already recorded this? No, we're about to after this. Yeah, we're going to do that after this. Well, yeah, we'll see what we talk about there. We were tagged in this maybe a hundred times. So we wanted to shout out the KC Swifties and all girls flag football team that has formed in Kansas City. Thanks to Taylor getting more girls into football. Hell yeah. I haven't seen this. That's awesome, man. Well, that's an adorable picture right there. Look at this. Oh, they're looking like they're having a blast. Oh, is this going to? Oh, I thought they're about to. Little giants it when they weren't going to be able to make it through the sign. Look at how big the flags are. Nice. How old are these girls? They look like eight to 10 somewhere in there. Yeah. And I was going to say somewhere in that range. I mean, what kind of ball are they playing with? I'm just curious because you know, you go to like Peewee. I don't know. You go to like Peewee. They can't even throw that thing. You're just running the ball. You're crazy. You're crazy. Really? Yeah. You throw the ball and Peewee. I feel like it's just whoever has a better running game. You never watched Peewee football? Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I've never watched and don't plan on watching. I'm not a, I think Peewee football is like not very important to be honest with you. Very low in the totem pole of, I know a lot of people are into it. I'm not into it at all. This is dope though. I think flag football builds better athleticism than Peewee football. Peewee football is just like a bunch of munchkins using bad technique and running into each other. This is dope. This is like people actually bobbing and weaving. This is sick. Oh yeah, man. Shout out to the KC Swifties, man. Good luck this year and hope you guys win the championship. It's officially official, Jason. I am, I have been named the official brand ambassador for Six Flags in 2026 season. I'm super confident about this. I can't wait to get to a Six Flags near you or get to Cedar Point here soon. Can we do a show out of Six Flags? We have to. 100%. We got to do something, man. We got to get this thing cooking, dude. The Cedar Point count, even though it's not a Six Flags? Yeah, 100%. I mean, it's a Six Flags. Yeah. Cedar Fair and Six Flags are in the same business, same world. Yeah. Let's do a live show from Cedar Point. I would fucking love to do that. Is it possible to do like a segment while we're riding Millennium Force? It's only one way to find out, Jason. This could get it real fun. Real fun. Dude, I'm kind of like nervous to get on Millennium Force again, dude. It's been so damn long. I got nervous getting on that forklift down there at TGO and going 50 feet. What's Millennium Force? It's like 200 or some shit. What's Millennium Force's height? I can't even remember. It definitely held the record at one point. When we were kids, it did for sure. Top Thrill 2 holds it. Well, that's, yeah, it's kind of a joke. They just keep making the same coaster and it keeps like one up in it by like a foot. But really, Top Thrill was the one that did it. That's what I liked about Cedar Point. They kept pushing the envelope. It was Magnum held the record. Then they broke their own record in Millennium Force. Then they broke their own record again with the... Dragster. The Dragster 2. It's called King D'Ka, isn't it? You're talking about the one in Jersey? Is it called Dragster 2? I thought it was King D'Ka that held it. I think there was Dragster 2 and then King D'Ka. I don't know. Can somebody help us out here? Can we get some? It's the exact same ride. It's just like a different name. Neither one of us know. What are you asking? Brandon, are you listening? Pretty self-explanatory, Brandon. There's a lot of stuff. What do you need? It's hot. What do you need? You're inside. Do you not have air conditioning? I don't run it during the day. You think I'm made of money? Brandon. I actually don't run during the day. I like the little sweaty. What is our debate here? You, what's the tallest roller coaster in the world? In the world. Falcon's Flight at Six Flags in Saudi Arabia. You guys want to go? I mean, kind of. My night. Oh, yeah. Not right now. Best night. Not right now. Maybe when things clear up a little bit overseas. So it was Millennium Force in 2000, 2003, Top 3 of Dragster 2005, King D'Ka. And now. But the thing, the thing that I think is shitty is the King D'Ka is the same ride. They just literally made it one, it's like one foot taller. It's stupid. It's like you just copied it. So you're like, did they really break the Cedar Park? I think it was, yeah, I think it was just like, where there's a different park and they wanted a similar dope ride. And I think that was one of them. And so they just made it a little bit taller. Yeah. And I just hate because I'm. Because you wanted Cedar Point to always own it. I feel you. They were the ones that had the ride first. And then they were like, oh, we'll just take your ride and make it a foot taller. Have some creativity. At least come up with a different ride. Yeah. I mean, whatever. Tall and fast. I know, you're an ambassador. I'm sorry. Get it. All right. Either way, we're going to do a live show. We got to, man. If you let us. I don't know if that's how that works. I would assume they'd let us. We'll do some Dippin' Dots reviews maybe. Some freaking. Ooh, I'd love to see what else we got there at the park. There's a lot of fun things you can do at the amusement park. All right. We also missed this when it originally aired, but Travis was an answer on Family Feud. Oh my gosh. I made Family Feud. Before we read further down and they tell us what the category was, what do all these things have in common? Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, Barack Obama, Tommy Chong, Howard Stern, and Travis Kelsey. What the fuck? What would lead to a category having these six names and Snoop Dogg being the number one category? So Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson. It's got to be something with weed, right? Famous for smoking weed. But then like. I don't know. I don't think I'm that famous for smoking weed. Are you that famous for it? I don't think no. There's no like. You're like low level famous for like people that really are in the know, but I don't think it's like that much of a thing. But you got Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson. Obama definitely has that. It's got to be that, right? It's got to be that. But is Howard Stern known as that? Cheech and Chong, Tommy Chong. I mean, for sure, Tommy Chong. Yeah, there's no question. All right. And the reveal is. Name a living celebrity you love to share a joint with. All right. Three people out of a hundred. That's actually hilarious. That all tracks. Well, very cool. I think that's a great list. Trap, you should really be higher. I'm kind of upset now that it's that that you're only at three. But who would you have said? It's not really my thing. But if I was going, I've done it. I'm not. Yeah, I don't know. We don't have to say anything. It's my drug history. If I was going to smoke a joint. Who would I smoke a joint with? Who would I want to? I mean, I think Willie now it's hard to top William Nelson. And I don't know how many more, you know, I don't want to say that. I'll go Willie. Willie and Trigger combined. What about you? Oh, man, I feel like I don't know why I would like. I would want to smoke a joint with somebody who doesn't smoke a joint because then it's like an experience that like an out of body experience. For somebody and I get to see how they react. OK, you have anybody in mind that you know that hasn't smoked? No, I didn't really think about who it would be, though. Andy Reid. Hilarious. Yeah, I want to smoke a joint with Andy Reid. I mean, it'll never happen. But no, I won't. That would be that might be my new answer. That's a great answer. That would be fucking hilarious. You would imagine that a preorder them cheeseburgers, you know. There you go. All right. Once again, new news is brought to you by Intuit Turbo Tax. Thank you to our presenting sponsor, Apple. There's nothing like your first Mac. That's right, Jason. You remember dad bringing home that Macintosh when we were kids? Dad was one of the only people that had a Macintosh and dad, you were right the entire time. It was always Apple, dad. It was always Apple. I just remembered how cool the logo was, man. The Apple with the rainbow colors on it on that like desktop computer, man. And then they went to like the really cool translucent, like you could like see through it and had the cool shapes and everything. And then it just kept evolving. And had that great built in pong game, right? That you would go back and forth on. Dude, I can play that right now for hours. Yeah. Apple just launched the all new MacBook Neo. It's an amazing Mac at a surprising price. So whether you're in school starting something new or just want to fly through everyday tasks and apps, this is your moment. Check out the all new MacBook Neo. Learn more at Apple.com slash Mac. Thanks to our sponsor Intuit Turbo Tax. Oh, it's tax season. Yeah, it is April 15th tax deadline right around the corner. Don't want to miss it. But this year brings a major upgrade into a Turbo Tax now has in person locations nationwide. Travis, that's right. 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You know them from Pitch Perfect, Dope, The Intern, Game Over Man, and of course their show, Workaholics, that Travis and I tuned into all the freaking time. The Inventor is a poop dollar in the building. In the building. Mr. Blake Anderson, Adam Devine, and Anders Holm. Let's go, guys. Wow. Wow. There got me. Yes. I'm ready to run through a wall. Well, stay seated. Okay. We're here at the Shrew Bowl. You guys came to the New Heights Shrew Bowl party. Yes, absolutely. How'd we do? Night of the 1,000 beers. It was a lot of beers. We haven't stopped. We haven't stopped. I feel like still drinking beers. You had to keep it going, right? Yeah, that way I stopped shaking. That's right. Yeah. Is that not normal? It's one of the most I got. Wait, is that not normal for you? Okay. It's okay. It's okay. No, that was a really fun party. But we got to play some Papa Shot. Yeah. Me and Derz did the punching machine. I actually punched Targer. He outpunched me. How much does that hurt? How much does it hurt? Yeah, your ego. Yeah, your soul. We also did a testosterone test. Oh, here we go. And maybe let's take a guess who had the lowest T of the group. Maybe we, maybe you guys guess. It's okay. Okay. I'm going to guess Adam. Really? Okay. No. I'm out of here. Jason, what I mean, this is some. Inappropriate. What I bring it. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What I bring it up, if I had the lowest T. That's true. That's true. You think I would be spotting out? Yeah, you should have deduced that. Come on, man. Context clues, context clues. I don't trip on it because Blake's a natural hard body. Thank you. He's got a core under there, under that. Dude. I'm a buff. Who is that? I'm a buff daddy. It's Bob. It's a buff daddy. What am I? Low testosterone dude wear a buff daddy shirt? I don't think so. Everybody knows this is like a pro wrestler and not a gay porn star. No one knows that. I didn't know that, dude. In this morning when I saw that. I thought this wasn't as deep of a cut as it is. Buff bag. Well, we're not aware. N-W-O. I don't remember him looking like that, though. It kind of looks like that. In the favor, saver. Yeah, he almost looks identical to bad. Yeah. They're like, that dude has the weirdest half time shirt. Bad daddy right there. Yeah, well. Looks like a guy that looked like buff bad. Well, just started making T-shirts and selling them. Yeah, they sold that outside of the stadium, right? As you're trying to park. Absolutely. It's a bootleg. You got two for 15? Yeah, absolutely. So nice. You guys have been partying at the Super Bowl. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. That's what our eyes are showing everyone. Yeah, dude. This is like three days of fury. Have you guys made like the Super Bowl run before? Like. We did last year. Yeah, last year. We got after it a little bit. And 10 years ago, New York. Oh yeah, our first one ever was New York. We were part of this Bud Light party on, which is like, I mean, Garage Beer. Yeah. We're more fans of Garage Beer. Yeah. That's Bud Light wants to pay a city or anything. Which is. And that's true. We're back. We're back. So Bud Light got a cruise ship parked outside Manhattan and kind of turned it into a hotel. And they were like, we need entertainment. They hired us to do like comedy. Probably a thousand person theater. 12 people showed up. And one of them. Because we're in New York City. Everyone got off the boat and went into the city. Yeah, yeah. And one of those people was St. Louis Cardinals Hall of Famer Ozzie Smith. Shut up. What? And he got up and left 11 minutes into our show. And there's only 12 people there. So you just see Ozzie Smith go. He like did a backflip out of the arena. He had flipped out the whole way. Okay, you didn't have to do that. They're like, well, that's actually more entertaining than the guys on stage. Oh my God. So then we just talked about us offending Ozzie Smith for the rest of the show and the rest of the crowd's like, I wish they'd move on. We're actually sitting here. It was brutal. Yeah. That was our first Super Bowl. That was it. What is the key to throwing a good Super Bowl party then? Well, you guys nailed it. I think you're free games. Doing something besides just pounding drinks. Because we're going to do that anyways. Who are we kidding? But then doing something else like the free. I was playing some Ski Ball and I just so happened to pick the one that was malfunctioning. So like it said I had like 890, which is like no one has ever gotten that score before. I was like, you take my photo. And it said I did it with like three balls, which is impossible to do. Yeah. Like honestly, scoring that much at Ski Ball is like embarrassing. And you know what? I think there was another malfunction. There was another on the punching machine. I think they were all malfunctioning. Yeah. I think you're right. It's a real bad back. Testosterons don't add up to punch weight, dude. You talking about the Rones? I'm talking about the Rones. Dude, I hit pretty hard, okay? He does. Thank you. We were both in the 800s. I think that's pretty good. 800s is real good. I think I was kissing 900, but. Yeah. That's what you like to do, huh? Yeah. I kissed 900s. Light them up. I was getting nervous. I'm going to break my hand trying to hit that thing. Oh yeah. I think I was hitting the machine. Break the machine. I was like, yeah. Yeah. I would be nervous if I was that machine too. I'm nervous that I'm going to punch it through the ceiling of the establishment and into outer space. Yeah. That's what you bear. Management comes over to you when you put your dollar into the punch machine. It's like, what are we doing here? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You won. You wanted me to put the high score up there. What do you want? This is for mere mortals. Don't do it. Travis got real quiet. He's like, I can punch harder. So. I wonder who could punch hard. We didn't do the machine. Who could punch harder between me and you? Stop it. Listen, this guy, I've seen this guy fucking knock out people cold. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Easy. Last night. We are doing it. Yeah. You were running from the police. That is against the law, Travis. Let's not throw allegations out. So he's got you for days? Jason used to laugh at me when I punched him in the face. I wonder who punches harder. The guy that gets punched and starts crying or the guy that gets punched and starts laughing. Yeah. Right. Whether you ever do that like, feel different. You know, what's like the ultimate slap competition? I would never. That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. We've ran out of sports and now they're like, maybe we just smack each other. I played a sport full knowing that I was doing brain damage the entire time. So maybe I shouldn't judge. Yeah. But the slapping thing just seems ridiculous. What about the 1v1? It's like rugby, like just sprinting at each other. I will buy a ticket tomorrow to go to bed. If I was younger, I might do that one. Okay. Wait, wait. The skin on skin sound? Because in high school, like you just did it just to have fun. Right. I like watching the spring break videos where it's like two people that don't know how to do it. All the beats. Yeah. One person. What's the, is it Omaha, Drew? What is it called? Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Yeah. I like watching people either fight or do that, that don't know how to do it more than I actually like watching trained professionals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My algorithm is scary. Problematic. Yeah. They're like, if anyone sees my algorithm, they're like, is he okay? What's going on? And then I saw my dad's algorithm. It's just, I mean, algorithms are so funny. It was just another old man, Filayna Fish. Right. Instructional. It was just like, educational. Filayna Bluegill. My dad's like, he's not doing it right. Right. Yeah. Your dad's in the comments like, I love that. He's like, no. I've seen better. Your dad hate watches fish inside you. No. No. No. You call that a fish? That ain't shit. Okay. You got to get under the gill, then you turn the knife. My dad's macho man, Randy Savage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's alive. Blake has his shirt. I do. All right. What, how long have you guys been friends for? Whoa. Work, work, work friends. Oh, sorry. Sorry. You were holding your dick when you. Yeah. It's the rainlers, man. They're creeping. Yeah, they're creeping. Good thing, good thing. You know, because it does go down to here. That's where. Dude, you're being good skier. The ski jumper. Yeah. You would be good skier jumper. The rumors are true. We're bringing this up again. We have to. Did you guys hear the news that came out? You're, you're versed. Yes. So what would you do for, to become an Olympic champion? Any, anything. What are we talking about? Whatever it takes. He's skipping. He's going to the enhanced games. What's the most intense cheating you've ever done? Oh. The most intense cheating. Have you ever gone too far cheating? Have you cheated? Are you guys cheaters? No. I'm kind of a rule guy. He's a big rule guy. Like if you guys were playing Uno, do you pocket a card? Oh. I feel like that's grounds for being shot. Uno, dude. Don't play at that. Grounds for being shot. I can't think of like a really good, I mean in school, it was a lot of one. Was it good for number seven? You know, a lot of that. I've been cheated on like tests where like people, I used to wear glasses, right? So like, I don't know what the optics were. But people, I've had it on like maybe two or three occasions where someone has been like, would you get on the test? And I was like, I got a D and they're like, yeah, I, I was cheating off of you because I thought you were smart. And I was like, gotcha. I would look at multiple people while cheating to like cross exam. Right, of course. Right. I was thinking multiple samples. Yeah, that's amazing. John Goldberg got mad at me because he went in thinking I was cheating off of him and I got a better test score. And he's like, how the hell did you get a better score than me? I was like, well, I was looking like four other people too and I could tell you get the wrong answer. Since you guys were great at football from like a young age, did, were teachers like, let them cheat, it's fine. Um, no. Not to my knowledge. Good, good. Right. There wasn't like a cool teacher that would like slip you the, slip you the test ahead of time or whatever. Um, no. The classes Travis was in at heights. I think it was just assumed that everyone was cheating. Just everybody's looking at each other's. Travis was in nature studies. That was his science class. All cards on the table. Everyone knew the answers. You got an A in bird watching. And nuts and trees. Shout out to Mr. Thaksden. Yeah, shout out to Mr. Thaksden. In college, let me ask you guys this. Because we would go to the, I was on swim team, but we're all there together. You're with all the athletes. Yeah. And math was tough for me. Okay. Same. And they would give us. The like two years prior exams that were like cut and pasted together. So you would see the exact same questions. You wouldn't know, you would study for 60 questions. And then they would give you 20. And you'd already seen those questions before. So it wasn't cheating. You had studied the previous exams. Did you guys have that? This is what I call life skills. All right. These are great life skills. I memorized the answers for questions that had been given previously. In my mind, that is arguably better than knowing what the fuck those questions we've been asking in the first place. That's right. That is incorrect. And that's an interesting take. I was so bad at math that I would blame my math teacher. And she was a monster. And what's up, Ms. No? God rest her soul. She was the worst. She's gonna find you, dude. She was the worst, dude. I went, this is how bad I hated her. I got a petition signed by 800 students and other teachers that said she was unfit to teach. This is how hated this woman was. That other teachers are like, all right. What did she do to elicit this type of hatred? She was a horrific person. And I went and spoke at the school board meeting. Oh my gosh. A God God demoted to in school detention teacher. Dude. ISD? Yes. Oh man. So then when I graduated school, that was like sophomore year or something. When I graduated high school, the last day I'm walking out of school, she goes, Adam Devine. And I turn around and it's just her. And she goes, I hate you. And I go, I hate you too, bitch. And I left. It sounds like you guys had pretty good chemistry. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. Yeah. You got a finder. You had a nemesis. Yeah, that's cool. I don't even say that. She was my villain. I was hers. I feel like if you go through that type of effort to remove somebody from their position and get them fired and canceled within a community, you deserve an A in that class. That's what I thought. That's not what happened. No, no, no, no. Turns out I'm just bad at math. Right. She was really just trying to help you. Yeah, she was. Adam, you need to. No, she was. She was bad. Adam, you've got to stay after class. I'm trying to help you, man. You just want to teach you. You're a monster. She cared. Oh my God. You heard hate you. She said, I'll miss you. We have not read one of these fucking cards. You guys keep on the cards. How long have we been friends? 20 years. What's the key to long friendship? Buffalo wings. What do you want from us? No, that's our bad because he did ask a question. How long have we been friends? I know. And nobody answered it. I'm very happy with where we transition to from ski jumpers to awful horrific math teachers. It is. I don't know if I can. Blake and I met in day one of community college. Yeah. OK. Orange Coast Community College. Woo-hoo. Go Pirates. O.C.C., Go Pirates. They actually put us in the Hall of Fame and I didn't graduate. Nice. And as we were they we were going to give the commencement commencement speech. And as we were walking on stage, I'm like, yeah, it's funny as I didn't even graduate. And the the dean was like, what? Do not say that. Do not say that. Don't say that. Don't tell anybody that. Do you have an honorary degree now? I think they they tend to do that. Yeah. Yeah. They tend to do that. Which by the way, that's it's it's a it's a C.C. It wasn't like a what do they call it? It's a insider. A C.C. Community College. What were you guys majors? Well, it's a community college. So it was just like they majored in 40s and weed. Yeah. Yeah. Hockey sacking and longboarding. Yeah. Improv. Yeah. Yeah, we took a improv class. That's we met day one of school. And then a couple years later, I moved up to LA and took classes at the second city. And that's where I met this big beautiful man. I'm not that big apparently. So you you guys all have done improv? Yeah. Yes. Everybody met? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. What is it about improv that tends to be like the breeding ground for like writing like comedic like communities? Like is it because it's a team effort while you're up on stage? Like you're playing off each other. And you learn to trust someone. And that's why you really like get your crew pretty tight because you have to trust them that when you're out there, they're going to if you suck that day, you're they're going to be able to. Right. And it's like community, right? Like you you're there with like-minded people who are like, I think I'm funny. You do too. Should we keep doing this and laugh at each other? And like I was in a different class than Adam. And I remember being like, I went to the the guy who runs the program and I was like, I don't want to be in my class anymore. I want to be in his class. And he was like, well, we're trying to like spread it out. So there's people with more experience. And I was like, I'm not I'm so poor. I'm not paying money to be like helping other people. I want to link up with this dude to start making some what I feel is magic. Yeah. And there was a couple other people in the class and he was like, okay, fine. That's awesome. Because I was like, I'm going to I'm out of here. Just because you got how the way you guys vibed off like not doing that. Yeah. That was the same as like being in improv class at community college. Like, you know, we were all coming from our high schools where we're the funniest person in our high school. And now you're seeing this most annoying. That's what that title means. Yeah. Just plain nuts. But then like, you know, I see like Adam and I'm like, whoa, this guy is like legitimately funny. Like it'd be cool to link up. And like never said that before. Have you heard of here first? Blake, are you crying? What if I was just crying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sunglasses on. Yeah. And we're like, hey, let's let's watch the videos we made in high school of like our sketches and stuff and totally went from there. What's the key to like being improv common? I've heard like the yes and right? Like that's the thing that people throw out. Yeah. But it's never like no, no, that's not it. Do you see what just happened? That's amazing. Yeah. You're a genius. No, you say yes and you like build on things. Like if someone's like, hey, welcome to the dentist's office, you go, yeah, I'm here. Like, yeah, I'm here because my tooth and now all of a sudden people are like seeing it happen. Whereas if they're like, I'm not at the dentist. I'm at the zoo. You're like, okay. Because we're working on the teeth up for the animals. That's right. And they're like, there's no animals here. Yeah. I call them all the zoo matter of fact. All there is is a gun. You're dead. And by the way, that stuff can get big laughs for that one person. Yeah. But it doesn't work for the ensemble. But again, it's just like you go there and you meet other weirdos who are like, let's do weird stuff in front of 20 people and like, you know, cut your teeth and like sharpen your skills. And what was cool about our situation is we were starting and working together and making sketches right when YouTube came out like, oh, six, I think is when we started a post on YouTube and it was like, that was like the year YouTube started. And I remember we were just like making videos and like either handing people like burn CDs or like, oh yeah. One of those guys. Yeah. We're like, do you have a Mac or a PC? Okay. Then take this one. Yeah. Yeah. And it was so annoying. And then I remember the first time we saw it was a friend of ours was helping us edit some videos. And he was like, actually these guys I went to school with in the Bay Area are now going to be on SNL this next year. And it was the Lonely Island. Yeah. Yeah. Andy Samberg and Akiva and Norma. Yeah. And they showed us a video. He showed us a video of them. And I was like, oh my God, these guys are so funny. Yeah. But beyond that, I was like, oh, you can just click the thumbnail and all of a sudden the video will start to play and we lost our damn money. We were like, this opens a door. Yeah. Yeah. When you guys are like doing comedy sketches, writing for workaholics, like are you guys kind of improv'ing while that's happening together or the episode is written like, how does that all take place? Dude, it's this. Really? It's that simple. It's this. And then the jokes that we say here, we go, all right, well, that's funny. Like, so that scene where we go to the water park and we're waiting in line like, let's do that. And then someone overhears us and then they want to fight us. And now we got to escape the water park. And now all of a sudden we've got Adam dangling from the top of the thing. And I have to swim and whatever. Blake's stoned with somebody. He's fallen in love with some guy. He diaries the pool. They had to evacuate. I don't remember that episode. Anyway, but I'm saying you just go and then like you steal from your own lives and the things that we've joked around in the room. It helps that we're such close friends because while we could almost direct each other in scenes, where like maybe a scene, there's not enough energy or whatever, you can go, Ders, do that insane thing that you do. Do that crazy laugh that you had. Yeah, he loves when I talk of it. But anyway, don't worry about it. Yeah, do your thing. Do your man's thing. I'm like, we're not even on set, Adam. He's like, just talk it for me. Just for me real quick. It's me going. It's just for my energy. You guys got to let us know how did Poop Ballard come up? Dude, it was actually, I stole that from my buddy Kyle Walsh, Goons, what's up? Shout out to Kyle. He did it in college and he told me about it and I'm like, I'm going to take the genius. And then we just put it in, I think the first episode, right? Yes, we know. But you've actually done it to someone live and on the street. What kind of poop are we using? There's a lot of poop dollars here in San Francisco. It's like watching somebody catch a Hail Mary. Like you see it coming. Do we have to explain what the poop dollar is? Is like you just roll up a turn in the dollar. I think Webster's put it in last year with a... It's pretty self-explained. It's the same year that Swag made the Nicknary. Yeah, Poop Dollar made it. Yeah, we were in. We finally made it. Mm-hmm. Segway, nice segway. You guys are telemarketers in the show. Yeah. Are you aware that there's another telemarketer with a pass in this room? What? Yes. You? And you... It's crazy because as fellow telemarketers, you know that you're reading an already preset. I was the worst. I was also bad. Telemarketer in the fucking world. I was slinging. Slinging. Slinging. Okay. Yep. Already making itself pretty cool. Yeah, I was slinging surveys for Obamacare. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was doing like political stuff too. It was gnarly. You know who's really good at it? Adam. No surprise. Yeah. We actually did it in real life. Yeah, I did it for years. I started when I was 16 and then I did it until I was like almost 20. And... He drove a Porsche in high school. No, I was making like I worked for the Marriott actually. I was working for them selling vacation packages over the phone. And I was so good. I was like the number two guy in the company. And I only had to work three hours a day and I was clearing 10 grand a month. And I was like 19 years old. And I told my mom, I'm like, I don't think I'm actually gonna move... Because I was living in Orange County. I'm like, I don't think I'm gonna move to Hollywood and try to make it as an actor. I think I'm just gonna be a telemarketer. I've got a pretty good gig. I've got a good gig. And she's like, move to LA. Please, please. Please. Do this for the rest of your life. This is like Wolf on Wall Street and Penny's on the phone. I think I hit the jackpot here. I think I know what I'm doing here. You were feeling yourself for sure. And they did, they gave us a top gun hat if you sold three packages in a day. How big was that? Oh, you felt so good. Absolutely. And you would get one every time you had hats. So I was walking, I rock like four hats on top of my head. Yeah. That made the show too. Just to let them know. I was like scared to get good because then you do get comfortable. And you would meet people who were way older than you that were like the OGs. Oh, they're the only ones answering. You're the, they're the only ones answering. Yeah. And they have the funniest political takes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, characters. I was like calling for like green peace and being like, we're down to one whale. Okay. We need your money. Now save the whale. And if you could do like a monthly thing, we'll get up to two or three whales. We might find some more whales. Trav was up against a very difficult task. He was doing Obama surveys in southern Ohio. Dang. Southern, Northern Kentucky, the surrounding states, the tri-area there. Generally everything that's read on. Eastern, southeastern Indiana. Yeah. I can't imagine. That's a rough idea. Yeah. That's a rough idea. Big swing boats. I ran out of the comments every call I was on. Yeah. I also realized what my dad would always say and used to make us do like yard work or like clean around the house. And like he used to tell me, I would see him at the end and he would be like, you better get paid by the hour. And I realized when I had my first job ever, it's a telemarketer that I was getting paid by the hour and I was like the bottom of the charts. Right. In terms of how many calls and surveys I was getting in. I was like, man, I am low on this list. If this was competitive to me, I would be shocked. I made it to the other room. They were like, you should come in here. I mean, the people, I mean, it's based like the show. Like some of our other characters were just like insane people. Yeah. And it's real. Yeah. Our extras on workaholics were, I mean, we ended up giving most of them lines because they were such characters. Yeah. Like Jetset Hudson. Homegirl. Yes. And Homegirl. Yeah. Homegirl. And Ghostman. Oh my God. Ghostman. We had some fun characters. 69 man. 69 man. 69 man. Mm-hmm. It got to the point where I would just call and I wouldn't say anything if they answered. You just breathe it? Yeah. Because you want to take time. I just hear it. Yeah, you need the time. And I just need to call. Yes. Yes. And it's automated. So as soon as you hang up, it dials again. Shitty employee. All right. It was a shitty time of my life. I just got kicked out of school, Jason. All right. I was dealing with some demons. Yeah. Fair enough. Fair enough. What is the worst job you guys have ever had? Worst job? That. That. Just to give, go ahead. Mine was that. Go ahead. I loved working there, but there were bad parts about working at a butcher shop that had parts of it that I didn't love. Smells gross. Yeah. Kind of like smell and like dealing with, yeah, corpses and blood and stuff. But I did love that job. No, that's the part that you loved. No, I didn't. I loved corpses and blood. That ruled. Actually, mom, I'm dealing with the people that wanted the flank steak. I'll be working overtime. You just have a dexter shed in your backyards. Like why? What's with all the plastic? Honey, what's going on? Shout out to Fritz's. Mine was I worked at a service deli. And so I had to climb at the end of the night. I was this is how they tricked me into being this guy. They're like, well, you're the smallest. So you're the only one that could fit inside the rotisserie chicken machine. So they made me crawl inside with a like a wool. The entire machine steel wool with a steel wool and just scrub the machine. Wow. And I just rate every night in home. Is that why you eat rotisserie chickens all the time? I have. I love it. A lot of people, the smell, you know, someone works at McDonald's they'll never eat McDonald's again. Yeah. It had the opposite effect. I eat so much rotisserie chicken. Just drive past the Boston Marquise like I need it. Boston Marquise. Daddy. Not enough. There's not enough Boston markets to. Yeah. Bring it back. I love a good BM. Bring it back. Boston market. BM. Drop a BM on them. Sometimes you got to just drop a BM. Sometimes you got to drop what you're doing and BM. Boston market. Boston market. Boston market. And they can use that. I don't know why. That's weird. They can use that. Yeah, you guys can have that. Perfect. Perfect. A hot steam and BM. If the CEO of Boston market is watching, you guys can use that. So. Did you guys actually live in the house? We did. We did. We heard the rumor, but you guys actually lived in that house. We and Kyle Neuzeck, who is our director, we all lived in the house for like, I don't want to say like five years or something. Yeah, five years. And when we got when we got workaholics, we sort of shopped around for locations because they're like, well, you know, you're not going to shoot at your house, right? But we're like, if we do shoot at our house, does that mean you pay our rent? And they're like, yes. And we're like, we're shooting at the house. Genius. I didn't live there. I lived with my girlfriend, my wife, and I was like, I got to get up earlier. I'm not getting my rent paid. Like they would get up when the crew would be like, Adam, we're going to film in your room. Let me just take a shower real quick. They would slide the sides. On the freeway. My god. Damn it. Which are like your lines. Under is crazy. Under your bedroom door in the morning. And you would like be in your boxer shorts, eating the craft services that they've set up in the morning. Right. And then also you didn't have to do dishes because it's a hot set. So you're like, don't touch the dishes because that's constantly growing. Right. Gross. And that's when you got rats. We did get rats. There's so many rats. There's so many rats. Tons of rats. Leave those pizzas there. And like massive too. I remember my girlfriend. I was dating a girl that lived. You were a little barn cat? We should. We had snakes. It was a great call. They did not. I was dating a girl that lived out of state and she came to visit and she was we were in bed at night. Get on. And I just yeah, I was pretty sick. And I heard a rat crawl under my door. And she goes, what's that? And I go, it's an old house. And she's like, what? And I was like, the floorboards are settling. And she's like, okay. And then I felt to go on the bed and climb up. And then I go, smell that rotisserie chicken. And I kicked my girl. I'm always sweating rotisserie chicken juice. That's such a good call. You slinking. I'm leaking. And I kick the rat. It goes and lands. And she's like, what was that? And I and I kick my leg. I'm like, I've restless legs. I've restless legs. And then and then there's like rat shit all over my room. And I'm like, I'm like, I just go to the bathroom. I can know sometimes. Sometimes it's a little crumb. This girl was not buying it, by the way. She's like, bro, just say it's a fucking rat. No, I take tiny little poops and scatter them all over my room. It's it's fine. I crumble my poops. It's a medical condition. I don't I don't want you to worry about it. Don't worry. Okay, I'm out of here. Don't shame me for that. It's not a rat. It's just my tiny poops that I place all over the. She's like, that's worse. I just threw up the room to mark my territory. So it's not rats, though. Will you marry me? Will you move here for me? Yeah. Durs is married to his then girlfriend. She's not his girlfriend anymore. Yeah. Never surprised me that one. That one didn't work out. I fucking can't do this, man. This is fucking so good. All right. So it's been 10 years since we're gone. Where would the show be if it was still going now? Like what would be the future? Pretty sad. Yeah, when I knew that the show was over, it was Durs pitched in the last season a Paw Patrol joke. He's playing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Paw Patrol for those that don't know is a children's cartoon for like two year olds. Yeah. And I didn't have kids. I didn't have kids. So I was like, I think we're done, right? Like the show's for college. So this is on me? And like we could do bubble doggies? Like yeah. Like we have kids too. And he's like, that's actually really funny. And I'm like, what are we doing here? Let's call it a day. Now Adam has a kid and cannot shut up. He's like, you'll love this. The other morning my kid was like, Dad, Dad. And I'm like, yeah, they start talking. I tell the worst stories now. Like I took him aside. I'm like, yeah, he said, Dad, Dad, I miss you. Oh man, that hurts. And he's like, shut up. He's like, I've been dealing with this shit for a decade. Just wait till they don't miss you. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it matters. Are you okay? Daddy, stay at the Super Bowl. We'll say that in the next episode. Remember this bit that we used to do on the set of work, Alex? Ow, that was the middle of my dick. Ow, that was the middle of it. Because the bottom's down here. That's the middle of it. You would, you would, oh, oh gosh, right in the middle of my dick. Ow, ow, gosh, you got the base, base slash middle of it. Yeah, I remember it. I remember it as a fun bit. Just where it started. They didn't play it with me. The producers are like, yeah, we wouldn't do it. Ow, no, on the show, I had a Shryptik if you recall. Yeah, yeah, on the show. On the show. What's the dumbest thing you bought with your first Hollywood paycheck? Should we talk about what we all bought in one weekend? We all went out and bought brand new cars. Yes. Which we were- The same car? No. No, the perfect- The wildly different- The cars that you think each of us would get. I got a Camaro Super Sport. Get a M- Convertible. Okay. Midnight Blue, baby. I got a Volvo. Sedan. Also Midnight Blue. Car seats. Okay. And I got an American flag wrapped Jeep Wrangler. With an eagle on the hood. With a log eagle on the hood. And Blake's always the one that's like, that's like, man, I hate it. Like, we're going to get out and I'm going to get recognized because he's got the hair and everything. But he's also the one with the hair and the American flag Jeep. And he's just like, I'm getting recognized all over the place. Yeah, how do they see me coming? Meanwhile, I'm like driving past like high schools, making eye contact with kids, being like, do you recognize me? And I was like, no, no. Please don't stop the music. No, no. From Pitch Perfect, that movie that you watched, you're like, we don't recognize you. Yeah. Yeah, that was it. I think we had just found out we were getting, we hadn't even aired, but the network had seen it and liked it. And they said, we're going to start paying you guys to write season two because we just, we believe in this. And my wife was going out of town for something for the weekend. And I was like, I'm going to go buy a car. And then you guys were like, you bought a new car? And then you went about the car and you got a new car and then you rolled up. I got in a car accident 20 minutes after buying that new car. Yes. I was doing a show with Tom Segura. And we were doing a bar show in San Clemente. And I driving down there, like a piece of wood just flew off the back of a truck and I just drove right into it. And my car kept driving. So I'm like, we're fine. Yeah, it was probably bounced right off. And then I get, I get there and I was telling Tom, I got this new car and he's like, oh, let's go check. He's a car guy. He's like, let's go check it out. And then I, I turned the lights on and he goes, holy shit, man. It's like the front end is just mangled like the front right light. It's just hanging on. Is this a used vehicle? Yeah. Now you get a deal on this? Yeah. All right. We're, we're done. Okay. But wait, what a way to end it. What do you guys, that way? Yeah. We got to ask one more before you guys get out of here. Well, welcome to Hollywood moment. Blake starts, Blake starts. I mean, does it care? Doesn't even do the bit. How deep is the middle? The middle of the dig. Yeah. Doesn't even start. I don't know. Well, it wasn't in Hollywood. It was at Bonnaroo. We were like side stage for like Lil Wayne and it was just like, what the hell are we doing here? Yeah. Let's go. Should we get cash money tattoos? There was. Right? Right? Because I'm in. That too. Yeah. I think that, I mean, I hate to piggyback, but that's we like, you know, I remember after the first episode aired, I went into a Starbucks and the person was like, oh, shit, I watched that episode last night and people in the Starbucks knew me and I'm like, do I get that coffee for free? And they're like, no, it's $11 a hour. Much better. But no, I think that was the first time that we were like, oh my God, this is crazy. Was Bonnaroo 2011 and they had to get no one knew who we were, like the security or whatever, but all the kids did. And so they suddenly they're like, I think the Bonnaroo person was like, we have to give you guys security now. We don't know who you are. You need security to walk around here, which is pretty cool. Yeah. My welcome to Hollywood moment was in seventh grade. Oh, oh, do tell. I think I know. They filmed the movie Rookie of the Year at my middle school. That's true. Are you kidding me? And I did a little background work in the cafeteria and the drama teacher recommended me to be in this scene that they filmed at Wrigley Field. So it's like, I don't know what month, but it's cold as hell in Chicago. Wrigley Field is like shut down, but we're filming this scene for the movie. And we the only place that's warm are like the bathrooms. So we're in the bathrooms on like folding chairs, sitting there for like eight hours a day, waiting to film the scene where I've got like a line where like one kids, the whole concept was like, I know him from this. And like I had math classes with them. And then like the littlest kid has like some long laundry list of like, he's my cousins, uncles, whatever. And we all go, mm-hmm. Super funny. Classic. Yeah. Kind of an uneven movie without it. But we sat there for four days and then they were like, we're not going to film that scene. And I was like, but his background acting is. Dude, you should see me. I bought a Trek antelope 830 with that money. There you go. So let's say I was cruising in style. Nice. Whatever happened to Rowan Garner's elbow. I think they need to like a sequel. They should definitely do a sequel. Football sequel. The best. And so full circle moment Daniel Stern, who directed that movie and acted in that movie, did our movie Game Over Man was on workaholics and was like the best. He's the best. Rocks. Yeah. Very cool. It's fucking awesome. What is next for the trio of you? Well, we are doing another show together if they were developing currently. They pick it up. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What is the concept? Ooh. Can we talk about it? I don't think we can. Okay. I don't think we can. Jason. It was so nice having you guys. But it is Marvel. But it is Marvel. Great to see you, dude. But we're the new Black Panther. Yeah. It's a weird, because you know how they like switch, they like race switches and like gender swaps. Like we are the new Black Panther. The new Black Panther. So. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you guys. Thank you so much. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's all we got. You guys, read your thing. Hey, thanks to our sponsor, Hills Pet Nutrition. Yes. As athletes, we know what it's like to perform under pressure. You train hard. You prepare. You give everything you got. But here's the thing. Being a pet parent, well, that's a whole different kind of pressure. You want to show up for your pet the way they show up for you every single day. That unconditional love they give. You just want to match that energy. I get it. No doubt. But between training, family, work, life, it's a lot to joke. That's where Hills comes in. Hills Science-Led Nutrition helps you give more love than humanly possible. 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Those guys, they literally just took over the fucking pocket. That shit was so good, man. When they got chemistry like that, you just kind of let them go. You just kind of let them go. I was sitting there as viewers were just enjoying that fucking madness. Want a bit of a cleanup? Even though the workaholics said they had nothing to promote their podcast, this is important is on the I Heart Podcast Network. It could be found wherever you find your podcast. Definitely got to check that out, man. Those dudes are fucking hilarious. Again, this conversation was brought to you by Liquid IV. That's right. Last thing before we wrap, let's take a look at the new heights times Reese's bracket challenge standings. Ooh, I'm in Hawaii, Brandon. You got to do it. What's up, boys? Jason, I hope you're enjoying Hawaii. I hope you're having like the best time. I hope you're having the best time. Don't worry about me. I'll just be here alone, working on the show. It's fine. Hope you have a great time. Travis, I don't know where you are. You never tell me. So I hope you have a great time too. Anyways, let's check in on the new heights Reese's bracket challenge. We have got a leader in the men's. The men's bracket, Lee Collier. Lee Collier, you are currently our number one standing bracket. You do have Florida as your champion. So that's going to be short lives, brother. Sorry about that. We do have a two way tie for second place with Josh Dupree and Jordan Tipton in the women's side of things. We have Nick Sterling. You are our number one bracket right now. We have an eight way tie for seconds. So things are very much up in the air as they usually go after the first week of the tournament. Internally here, the new heights team. Jason is our head in the men's bracket. Myself, I am a head in the women's bracket. I am tied with DNR researcher. But what you guys want to know about is who's in last place because that is who is probably going to be getting some form of punishment. Right now, last place for the men. We have Chris Selzer, we're at a team and we have Aaron Loric, one of our producers. They are rounding out the bottom of the brackets for the men on the women's side of things. Did not expect this, but it's sad to see rounding out the bottom two of our women's bracket. We have a gentleman by the name of Travis Kelsey, who is tied with a familiar name, Aaron Loric. Also at the bottom of our women's bracket, Aaron does not know ball. Aaron Loric does not know ball that is officially on record here at the New Heights New Heights show punishments. You guys send in a lot of great ones. We're going to run through these pretty quick. A lot of you want us to spend a lot of time in a waffle house or an I hop eating pancakes for 24 hours, which I don't know if that caught us in a mood, but everybody seemed to kind of like that one. We also got a lot of people saying somebody's we covered in Mayo, not really a shocker. There was one member of the team who did not want to do that. We also got a lot of people saying we should go hobby horsing, which we might even do that regardless. So hobby horsing is out there. We also had an idea somebody should wear Jason's King Triton outfit in public, which is grosser than it sounds because I know he has not watched that anyways. That is the Reese's New Heights bracket update. Thank you everybody for participating. I think we had a couple of thousand brackets entered. I'm glad all of you having a great time. I know we're all rooting for, you know, the Cinderella of the tournament right now. My beautiful Texas Longhorns, just a small university, just scrappy underdogs doing our best. Nobody believed in us. Just a university that's just Brandon. Brandon, quick question. Sorry. Since you're wearing your Texas shirt, you had them winning in the round of 32, right? Since you're doing so well in your bracket. Yeah, sure. No, I definitely had Texas women going very far. So fuck off, Jake. All right. That is it for the Reese's New Heights bracket update. We'll see you guys all next week with more. He didn't have them winning. All right, that wraps up this episode of New Heights. Thank you to Blake Anderson, Anders Holm and Adam Devine. Make sure you subscribe to the newest channel on YouTube wherever you get your podcasts. And once again, New Heights, a wondry show brought to you by Apple. This show is crazy. Shout out to Apple. Follow the show on all social media. Add to a high show with 1S. Thanks to our New Heights production team for always making us feel so organized, knowing neither one of us are. We love you guys. And thanks to the 92%ers for tuning in and having some fun with this. We'll see you guys next week. Peace.