#3362 Below Deck Down Under S04E15 Part Two: Battle Barbie
52 min
•May 12, 202618 days agoSummary
This episode of Watch What Crappens covers Below Deck Down Under Season 4 Episode 15, focusing on the arrival of new stew Barbie and the escalating romantic drama between crew members Jenna, Eddie, and Ben. The hosts provide comedic commentary on interpersonal conflicts, workplace dynamics, and the fish featured in the episode's closing segment.
Insights
- New crew members can immediately disrupt established social hierarchies and romantic dynamics, creating tension among existing staff
- Romantic entanglements in close-quarters work environments lead to information asymmetry and strategic messaging between competing parties
- Self-awareness about problematic behavior (e.g., Jenna acknowledging jealousy) does not prevent continued engagement in that behavior
- Workplace professionalism breaks down when personal relationships become transactional and game-like rather than genuine
- Reality TV editing and social media presence create performance pressure that influences authentic interpersonal interactions
Trends
Romantic triangulation as a narrative driver in reality TV workplace showsText message evidence as a tool for relationship confrontation and manipulationNew cast members used as catalysts to expose existing relationship instabilityGender dynamics in hospitality: female crew members managing multiple male suitors simultaneouslyPerformative niceness masking underlying resentment and competitive behavior among crewManufactured charm and therapy language used to deflect accountability for problematic behaviorSocial media and Instagram following as proxy for romantic interest and attention-seekingWorkplace hierarchies (chef, bosun, stews) creating power imbalances in romantic contexts
Topics
Reality TV workplace dynamicsRomantic entanglement management in close-quarters environmentsCrew member onboarding and integrationText message communication in relationship conflictsJealousy and attention-seeking behaviorHospitality industry crew relationshipsManufactured vs. authentic interpersonal connectionsGender dynamics in service industrySocial media influence on romantic behaviorAccountability and self-awareness gapsWorkplace professionalism vs. personal relationshipsNarrative editing in reality televisionCharm and manipulation tacticsFriendship formation under pressureConflict resolution in team environments
Companies
Bravo
Network broadcasting Below Deck Down Under, the reality TV show being discussed and analyzed throughout the episode
Scottish Water
Featured in pre-roll advertisement discussing flood risk management and water conservation initiatives
People
Sam Thompson
Co-host providing comedic commentary on Below Deck Down Under episode
Peter James Wicks
Co-host providing comedic commentary and analysis of reality TV drama
Jenna
Crew member at center of romantic drama with Eddie and Ben; exhibits jealous behavior toward new stew Barbie
Barbie
New crew member whose arrival disrupts existing romantic dynamics and creates tension with Jenna
Eddie
Crew member romantically pursued by Jenna; receives text messages indicating her continued interest
Ben
Crew member involved in romantic entanglement with Jenna; confronts her about mixed signals
Daisy
Leadership figure managing crew dynamics and new stew integration; navigating personal relationship with Joao
Joao
Crew member in complicated relationship with Daisy; exhibits emotional coldness when boundaries are set
Ellie
Executive chef who knows Barbie from previous work; expresses skepticism about her abilities
Batul
Crew member praised for professionalism and work ethic; maintains non-dramatic presence on yacht
Fraser
Former chef who previously worked with Barbie; described as perfectionist who had difficult relationship with her
Quotes
"I just feel like you don't really appreciate me. That attitude will not fly. You're like not making me feel phenomenal."
Barbie•Mid-episode
"I'm extremely jealous. Extremely. I got problems. I'm jealous."
Jenna•Late episode
"I don't like being betrayed. Like I've been with every single woman in my life. I paid for a wedding. I didn't even get to attend."
Ben•Late episode
"She's made her bed. Well, I mean, of course that's our job."
Eddie•Late episode
"We didn't tone it down. The door was closed."
Joao•Mid-episode
Full Transcript
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But long as she doesn't touch one of my men, we'll be fine with that. So you're saying I should have my rustic bitch face on, got it? So then, so anyway, Eddie's arriving with Barbie and Daisy's while we're in the mess and Daisy's like, can you come up with me? Anything for you? And Daisy starts texting Fraser to be like, who the hell is this Barbie? And Daisy's like, hey, fries, I've seen you've worked with Barbie before. She's my new stew. And he's like, not my favorite employee. She's stubborn. Good worker though, which is free. Fraser code for fucking bitch. I hate her for death. She's terrible and she's not a good worker. He couldn't just write terrorist and leave it at that. So no. Daisy hated her. And so I was like, oh gosh, oh no. So now Joao is greeting Barbie and hugs her. He's like, hello, nice to meet you. She's like, okay, well, I'm sweating now. Thanks. Thanks for the sweat hug. Hi, I'm Daisy. I'm here to help you with your bug. Okay. Actually, we pronounce them beg. All right. Well, here we pronounce them bog. So wait, one of you is talking about begging. The other one's talking about bugging. Which one is this? Oh, shut up, Ben. Are you even here? Who said that? It was me doing my bed impersonation. I'm here. Shut up, Joao. So they Barbie, it juices herself to Jason. And she makes her rounds. She says a lot of people and everything. And then Daisy's like, oh yeah, Barbie, this is the galley. In case you couldn't tell, it's the kitchen. And this is Jenna. Jenna, this is Barbie. Say hi, Jenna. Jenna's like, ah, like really giving her a stink eye. Yeah. And then Barbie sees Ellie and they scream at each other. They're coming. Coming. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? It's you. You knew she was coming. You both knew she was coming. Why are you guys acting like you're so surprised? Like, I'm your roommate. Are you Sue's chef? Yes, well, technically executive chef, but that's okay. You can call me Sue's chef. Oh wow. That's amazing. Congratulations. Yes, thank you. I love that she didn't even say that. She just took it. She was like, I'm your roommate. Are you Sue's chef? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Just take that. I have a little, my little, uh, juju be regional, regional. Candie, Candie, cancassole. So they they hug and just like, Bobby is a beautiful girl. And Barbie's like, yeah, she has massive resting bitch face. Girl hates me. I'm sure she gets a lot of attention. Yeah, you know, like in cartoons where you're like, they hate you and then they look at you and like, like red shoots out of their eyes. Like not really, but sure. I get what you're trying to say. Well, you do your job, keep your distance. And that's mine, that's mine. And then we see little clouds pop up with Ben and Eddie. And I was like, wait, Eddie, wait, are you still getting Eddie? And then we find out why later. A bubble. No. Yeah, he doesn't deserve a bubble. So Daisy takes Barbie to the cabin and she's like, you'll be sharing with Ali. You know each other. What's us great? So there's your uniform. You want to get charged. So now we go back to the galley and Ben's like, oh, Jenna, hold down, it's going to be all right. I promise. She's stewing. He could just see you're stewing. Oh, no. As opposed to actually stewing, which is what she should be doing. So then Barbie and Ellie are in their room and Barbie's like, like Barbie's like, oh, my God, me and Ellie have the same shoes. That's my girl. Yes. And then we, Alicia and the guests are on the fishing boat. I thought Alicia wasn't going. I mean, I remember that she was on the fishing boat, but she just told them she wasn't going fishing, but she's fishing after all. It's a Wahoo. Oh, maybe they said, is she going to actually fish, like hold the pole. And she wasn't going to do that. Guys, I cleared it up. I'm so glad I got to the bottom of this. Having a crisis. Thank God I'm going to get my sleep tonight. So back to the yacht, Daisy and Barbie are by the bar and they're doing a tour and all that good stuff. Joao is talking to Eddie about her and Eddie's like, oh, she lives in Miami, but she's from Argentina. I'm going to go there soon. Yeah. South Africa's off the cause, you know, South America's back on. Oh, you're like a little fucking walking hormone, mate. And Daisy's showing her around and where the decorations are. She's like, oh my God, that is my favorite part of the boat right there. Yes, tablescapes. I'm in. I know I'm really good at my job. That's why I got fired. And that's something like I'm sure of, like my last chiefs do is Fraser. And that was hard. And we see one of their classic moments where Barbie is like, I just feel like you don't really appreciate me. That attitude will not fly. You're like not making me feel phenomenal. You're treating me like I'm this bitch. You have a bitch to me. Anyway, he hated me. But he was just such a perfectionist and like he did teach me a lot, you know, one of my goals this season. I really want a good relationship with my chiefs too. OK, so thank God she's not a really mean gay guy because Daisy's my chiefs too. And she's she's going to be my friend. We're going to be best friends. Yes, me and Daisy. Can't wait to talk to her about eyebrows. I'm like, girl, you're only going to be here for one charter and a half and then the season's over. So like let's relax. And she's going to come make her mark too. I love that she came right in. She's like, who am I going to fuck with? All right, let's get them. Come on. Yep. One day at the office, boys, let's get this done. Oh, he said my water. That's your water, love. I mean, shit. I mean, that's your shit. I mean, oh, God, honey pot. Put another bead in the honey bottle. Love, muffins. Ah, another being. Oh, my God. Mucky musted face. Ah, no, that's another bead. That last one wasn't very nice. Well, I it got away from me sometimes. You just just it just happens. Sorry, I really do owe you an apology, my little lemon meringue lateral, palpural, raffy. Oh, another bean, another bean. My dewy deltoid. Oh, what? Another bean. So Alicia is coming back. She she alerts them that she's coming back with a big fish. And meanwhile, Ellie is in the galley. Ellie is saying like, have you ever dressed a Daisy about to raise her voice with me in the crew mess? And he's like, well, I spoke to her today about it a little bit in the morning. And I think we've learned from it or whatever. So anyway, I think we can move on. It's like, what? What is it that I've learned from it? What have I done? She's like, oh, what? She's learned not to touch the food. Like that's that's a lie. There was no talk about that. Oh, OK. You stood up for me. Yeah, thank you, Ben. Thank you for standing up for me. Just pick your battles wisely. All right, because they're in a position to make our lives very, very difficult. And I've been there before. So just please, we need them on our side. But I did try. I did try. I said, Ellie, Daisy, women, what are you going to do? And then I came back inside. I hope that works. Hope that works. So, so anyway, Barbie's preparing to dinner table and Jenna heads out there. And Jenna's like, hi, dad. Barbie's like, I'm good. How are you? I'm good. What's your name again? Jenna. Oh, so Jenna, tell me who's in a relationship here. She's like, um, so I had a thing, but I went with Ellie and then me and Eddie. But I got to think, which is like, but she's like, Eddie, the one who picked me up, the one that's like going to quote unquote Argentina. Yeah, but I cut it off for him because I got to see this here. So soon and then like, Ben and I would like to tell you something like that. But like, there's women that's outside there, like me and Joe. We're doing something. So it's like me and Joe, but I got to like me and Eddie, but I got to like me and Ben and things like that. It's like it's a lot of situations. I guess I'm like, I like to talk to the top. Yeah, she ends it with the top of the tongue. You could say and she's like, OK, but does Eddie feel some kind of way that Ben's hitting on you? I don't know. I don't know that. So you didn't talk to him. I mean, does he know? I'm pretty sure. No, this is your hemisem to talk of the time. Everybody knows. And it's time to keep it respectful, you know. And like, Jenna's like smiling proudly, like, yeah, all the boys. Like me. He's like, I got all the boys tied up on this boat. Good luck to it. Yeah, Barbi's like, I just got here like I want to be nice, right? Because like, that's my new thing. Also another new thing of mine, my big, but I'm like trying to be nice. And like, Jenna definitely loves herself, not a fan. Yeah. So now Barbie meets Alicia and they talk about how they shouldn't shake hands because fish smell just never goes away. Am I right? OK, maybe stop murdering them. So then Daisy asked Barbie to move into laundry. Jenna and Ben meet up at the bar and Ben's like, well, you up to what's going on? She's like, I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm so sick. Well, no, I don't like how Ellie's made up of your thoughts about me. That's what I don't like. But she said that you were all over each other. And we see the hot tub, etc. Jenna's like, oh, yeah, like you can see it from that camera. She's like, I don't know. Well, there's nothing going on between me and you. So I don't know why it's so easy to think for her. She's like, well, because she has a history with him and it's got nothing to do with me, but I do like you and I think you're a cool girl. All right, I do. Thank you. Did you say thank you or did you say excuse me? Baguette. Baguette? I really don't understand what you're saying. La-dang-dang. No. Ding-dang. All right, that's just a ringtone from a ring camera. All right, now you're just fucking with me. Yeah, yeah. Wait a second. Do you have a dot matrix printer behind you? Yeah. Ah. Doo-doo. All right, now you're just making cyber noises. All right, just stop. All right. I like when old guys hit on really young girls and they think they're being so cool. He's like, all right, well, I'll just want you to know, you know, I think you're a cool girl, right? Yeah. Okay, dad. You know, could you wait in the back parking lot? You're embarrassing me. So now we go to the galley and Ben's talking to Ellie and she's like, how's it going out there? I don't know. You know, I went spoke to Jenna and was it true? Were they all over each other in the hot tub? That's how it looked like they were like in the corner of the hot tub, you know? Cornering. You know what you're doing? Corners. Come on. Finger and hole. Finger and hole. Well, you know, you've got to be careful with your words because now I feel a bit silly. You know, it's fine. We're going to get over. I told her I'd take her friends to the rolling skater rink. Roller skating rink later. It'll work out. It's fine. I'm going to see someone in Buster and Dave. I guess. I don't know. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crap It's Commercial. Hey there. It's James and Foo had from the shits and gigs podcast, which is currently sponsored by the Cadbury and More range. You know, bro, talk to me. I just don't do simple snacks anymore. If I'm having chocolate, it needs to be after a long day when I'm totally exhausted and it has to be doing the absolute most. What do you mean by absolute most? I'm talking layers, texture, a bit of crunch, a bit of smooth. That kind of vibe. Okay. That's why I've been eating the Cadbury and More bars. Oh yeah. I've seen those before. Bro, they're so good. My favorite is the Cadbury and More caramel nut crunch chocolate bar. Okay. But the Cadbury and More lotus biscoff as well as the Cadbury and More nutty praline crisp chocolate bar are good as well. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. You convinced me. I might need to stock up. Listen, try the full Cadbury and More range now. Give in to more. Older people are stuck in their ways. Are their shoes glued down? Why should they slow down? Well, their batteries run out. Why do bosses want young blood? Are they vampires? Ageism sounds absurd, doesn't it? But those negative comments and assumptions add up. Limiting work, health and who's valued. Will you question it so we can all age without limits? Ageism. Question it. Challenge it. Change it. Agewithoutlimits.org. So now Daisy is telling the ladies to get into their blacks for dinner. It's an around the world theme and Jenna is putting down a runner on the table. And she's like, look how cute this is. And Barbie's like, I don't like it. Do you like this? I think it looks bad. It's bad. It's stupid. Okay. It's stupid. I don't like it. I'm just like, yeah. Okay. I'm like, I have the freedom to get whatever I want on this. I find all the guys, you can have the table. Okay. Fine. I'm going to make this look decent because right now it looks like a slut. Like a totally stupid, into a self-slut. Okay. So I'm going to redo it. So she does it. And Jenna walks away and she's like, very insane. That girl is very insane. So now Joao and Daisy are talking and she's asking for a shoulder rub. And he's like, oh, so hard to do with clothes on. Ha, ha, ha. Would you like to take them off? Ha, ha, ha. I'm joking. I'm joking. It's just your zimperlets that are in the way there. But anyway. So they're doing this in the crew mess and Ellie can hear it in the galley. And she's like, oh God, it's just, it's like, I'm starting to feel like he's actually taunting me. Like, I mean, I'm not so much, I'm not sure how much longer we can actually go on like this. So Ellie basically is like, close the door, please. So it closes the door. And Joao's like, huh, well, that's a change. He's like really upset about it because he's already feeling a certain sort of way. I can't even go in there. And now the door is closed. Oh. Now guests are going to dinner. Everybody loves the decorations and Ben is like, okay, you could open the door back up. They're all good now. So they open the door and they start, he teaches her how to chop sushi. You don't push the blade in. You let the blade do all the work. Okay. So I'm never chopped sushi. So there you go. Let it do the work. Yeah. So then we have Jenna and Barbie cleaning and Jenna is saying like, it's so fast. And the other guy was so green and you come along and take initiative and say, oh my God, that's so great. And then, you know, they're eating the tuna that they had last night, by the way, because the sushi is of the tuna, the wahu that they had. And so they all love it. I think it's the best they've ever had as usual. You know, so then Jenna and Eddie are by the bar and Jenna was like, how's your day? And he's like, how's my day? It's actually been really good. Yeah. Was I happy with that? It's like, yeah, there's an extra one of you guys now, which is realized and he says it in a way kind of like, I've got another shot at a lady. So the music is like, there's another one of you. So ha ha. I'm like, yeah. So she's also being flirty with Eddie now again, because Ben put her on the spot and she didn't really love that moment. So now she's like suddenly looking at Eddie nicely again. Yes. And then also Barbie mentioned writing over with Eddie or whatever. Who knows what Jenna's thinking, but either way, it's pretty insecure. So they, and it's insecure over Eddie, like really? You're fine. Look at what you're trying to get here. Eddie or Ben, I mean, admittedly there's like a shot like in very shortly of Eddie in budgie smugglers. And I'm like, he really, he actually really is like low key, very hot, but his personality just so dull. I was going to say, you can't fuck with personality, you know? Yeah, it really negates it. Huh? Yeah, he's just the personality just kills it for me. The whining and the, the, oh. So they go to the galley and they're ready to serve and Ben's like, are we ready? Daisy. And the chef wants it served like this at two o'clock with the bones. Oh, really? The way we've done it the whole time. Okay. Thank you, Ollie. All right. Oh, my little, my little muffin mandibles. Sorry. Another bean in the pot. Let's calm down. Just serve the food. So they serve the food and Daisy's like, Jesus fucking Christ. Like, okay, all right, all right. So the food goes up and Vinod is like, I think we have to be transported out of here. Do you provide transportation to the carbons? Get it. Oh, hi, Kim here. This has been incredible food. And trust me, I did the Yonville like Michelin star crawl guys. I'm Kim. I've been to Napa. Okay. Do you know that Napa spelled backwards as a pan? It's not hilarious. I'm Kim. A Papan. Papan. It's a Papan. That's the kind of pants I use in Napa. Pretty intense. Two handles, double handles. Easier to get off the, easier to get off the flame. So they cut to the galley and Ellie and Ben are celebrating because they did it. And now we, Ellie's peeking out into the crew mess and she sees Joao and she's like, oh, thank you for toning it down. It was really distracting. And he goes, we didn't tone it down. The door was closed. I came. Joao, but the thing is this when Joao says that he says it in such a cold way. It was like the real Joao that we initially met. It's like, see, he's still in there. He didn't like, he doesn't like that. He's like, oh yeah, we didn't turn it down. The door was closed. Idiot. Yeah. Cause he doesn't like, cause he's had this whole manufactured like, ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't even know what to say to girls anymore. Oh no, I'm self-conscious about my body. He's like this sweet charming gentlemanly Joao, rakeish, a rakeish charm. But really he's like, wow, you closed the door on me. That means like you see who I really am. And I don't like that. And so he's like, I see Colt were. Yeah, but also Ellie's ridiculous. Like, oh, thank you for toning it down. Like it was meaning the massage, right? So what she was saying, I think she meant the noise. Thank you for turning down the noise. She was like, oh God, thank you for you and Daisy toning it down. That was really distracting in here. Yeah. I mean, admittedly Ellie has caused a lot of trouble and Joao has every right to also be annoyed with her and to be frosty with her. It's not, it's not just that, but I just think it's so funny that he is and in every, in every difficult situation all season long, he has been still kind of like Chuck Lee and like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey, we don't do that. But here he just gets so angry. And I just feel like, I feel like he's angry because I kind of feel like Ellie sort of has his number two. Yeah. Well, you know, it's like, we always let him get off with just being the nice guy and like, oh, it just didn't work out. Like she's not letting him have his nice guy moment. Well, it's like we always say, you know, and things like Vanderpump rules when people like Jacks are like, I'm going to therapy. And I always say that's so dangerous because people like that never are going to therapy to learn anything about themselves anyway. They're only going to learn how to do what they want to do and make it seem more palatable to everybody else. They learn a different language. They learn therapy language so that they can get out of things easier. And I think that people like to out. Yeah, it's like, it just makes the mask stronger, you know, because or in this case, even if it wasn't therapy, it's like seeing yourself on TV and reading all the things about you. It's like, okay, this, this pisses people off. I'll pretend not to be like this anymore. But then you see, do you still see that mask slip every once in a while where he gets those eyes and he's like, we didn't turn it down. It hit. So yeah, exactly. So then people are getting into bed and Daisy and Chihuahua are in their bunk and Daisy's like, I think it's a, it's a really, really interesting thing that Barbie's walked into. And she was like, yes, I'm just going to latch onto her. She won't even have fucking space to breathe. So you didn't think or take offense to anything by me sitting in the jacuzzi with Jenna. Did you? She's like, what? I was there. No, Jenna's my friend. You're my friend. So I'm friends owned. I'm friends owned now. Huh? Wow. Oh God, we've coddled once. Come on, Gary. He's like, I know. You know, Daisy, Daisy's like a book. She's not very easy to read. And Daisy's like, you know, I've heard a bit about Joao's reputation. Well, you know, some way, sometimes the way she looks at me, I see vulnerability, just a glimpse of it. And then boner or coddled up vulnerability. Hmm. I love a book. Zimrability. Delicious. Of course those feelings are there, but the whole humanely thing, I'm just willing to look past that. I'm not, I'm not going to sit here and lie and not pretend like it's affecting how I'm feeling. But does Daisy actually like me? I don't know. I'm just Joao. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, that must have been a terrible cuddle then. Ha ha ha ha ha. She's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So the next morning. Keep it down in there. What was that? Keep it down in the. Just hold on. Close the door. Close the door. So Ellie and Barbie's cabin, they're talking about her first day and Barbie's like, oh my God, what drama is going to happen tonight? Oh Lord, I definitely have gotten like total drama already, but I'll tell you, I'll let you know this afternoon. You know, it's just so much to unpack. Yeah, you'll have to give me the rundown later. So Ellie says, I'm so relieved to have Barbie on board because I haven't felt like I could really trust anybody because everybody's so gossipy and I never know what they're actually thinking. I've really been meeting a friend. So Barbie is like, yeah, we can't help but be dramatic and perfect. It's not our fault. So then there's like some eggs that are being made. And now we go to the crew mess and Jenna is like, how are you feeling this morning? I'm feeling a little bit better. He's like better than what? Yesterday, remember? Because you were sad because I dumped you. Oh, yes. No, it was good yesterday. It was fun yesterday. She's like, but now you can be better. Right. Now you can be better. Yeah. And so Barbie is like, how was everything when you woke up this morning? She's like, great, great, everything was great. I'm glad you guys got together. Like, well, where do you want me? So they're assigning everybody. So Daisy serves breakfast and now it's Betul's time with the anchor. Dun, dun, dun. Will she do it? Will everybody on board die? She does great. She's fine. She does it. She's like doing the cause for the first time. I'm feeling nervous, but when I get nervous, I am struggling and talking. And like at the same time, if I'm nervous and struggling and talking English and double trouble, they're like, okay, Betul, whatever. So it, she barks. She does great. And you know what? I could have Betul on every season just doing exactly what she's doing in this season. I love that she's like on a different show than everybody else. She's just there to work. She's just there to work. She's so nice. I love her energy and I love her going to watch telenovelas and stuff. Like, I think we just need this on everyone. Just put Betul on every single edition. Yeah, she's lovely. I was thinking that too. Like Betul is really so lovely. I think she really just genuinely wants to help. She doesn't want to cause drama. She like wants to grow. She's trying to like prove, you know, that she is worthwhile against sort of like old fashioned concepts of what a woman should be. Like she's like fighting for great things. And so naturally she gets no screen time. They're like, but are you interested in Eddie? Oh, okay. Well, we'll check in on you in three weeks. Yeah. So now Ellie and Barbie's cabin. Barbie's like, oh my God, what's that girl's name Jenna? God, she gave me a weird look when I first got here. Like when I hugged you, she looked like, oh my God, like, do you have some shoes? What's going on with that girl? Yeah, there's a lot to unpack with that one. Yeah. Cause there's like something about her. And then like she was like, I'm the talk of the town around here because this guy wants me and this guy wants me and this guy wants me. And like, girl, do you even have a big? I don't think so. She's out of her fucking mind. I'm like, okay, humble. Well, Jamon Chow, two biggest snakes. I put him in his place a couple of charters ago with a nice lemon meringue cake. And ever since he's been on the mission to get me. Well, I'm always team Ellie, of course. Yes. Heck yes. So. We just cut to Joel, but biggest head. I told you, don't fuck with anybody. Jenna is not a humble person and it's not actually all about you. I will respect her as my quote unquote superior, but maybe I'll just flirt with Eddie and piss her off. Cause like, why not? I'm going to hook up with everybody. I'm hooking up with everybody. Who should I start with? Well, Eddie's a nice guy. Eddie, go get him. So now everybody. Well, she's like, sure. Yeah. So now Jason radios everybody for departure and everyone says bye and all that stuff. And now it's time to clean and comment cards and all that stuff. So at the tip meeting, um, he's like, Bobby, last minute, you fit in. Like a glove. All right. I've got a fish all picked out for you. Unfortunately it doesn't, your contract says your fish must have a something, a big, a big, not really sure what that is. So we'll work on that. Uh, meanwhile, the tip was $22,000. All right. That's very, very good. Congratulations. The helmet today will go to no one. Okay. However, no one wears it anyway. Okay. So Ben never put it on. Nobody puts this fucking thing on. So I'm just going to wear it. All right. I'm just going to hit myself in the head with it while I sit here and watch Salt Lake City in a kimono. All right. Go ahead and have a good time. Assholes. So meanwhile, uh, Ben Barbie and Ellie are enjoying some McEladas that Ben has made. And then Batool is, she's just in her towel and she's like checking out her body in the towel and just going, Mio, Mio, Mio, Mio, Mio, Mio, Mio, Mio, Mio. Like, and that's actually something else who's been doing all episodes is she keeps on, they keep cutting to her going, Mio, Mio. So Ben asked Barbie what happened to her arm and she's like, Oh God, I've got a terrible tattoo. I'm getting it removed. So I just cover it. Oh God. Do you want to see it? It's like, of course. What is it? What is that an eight? It's an infinity sign. I got it when I was so young, God 16. I was in Argentina. I was where I'm from. Is that illegal? Argentina? Yeah. I mean, people live there. No, this is the tattoo. It's hideous. Well, technically it was a brand sponsorship by infinity cars. So that's why I really don't like it because I've moved on to Lexus. Yeah. But I mean, look, I mean, on Emily Van Camp's birthday, the infinity sign, an infinity tattoo, Rear's head on Bravo. That's weird. That is weird. So I want to go to Argentina. I hear the women are gorgeous. Yeah, they are fucking crazy though. Okay. Oh my God. Watch out. And Jenna walks by and sees this and she's like, The producer says, are you the jealous type, Jenna? I'm extremely jealous. Extremely. I got problems. I'm jealous. So then she immediately goes and finds Eddie and she's like, I've missed my friend. And he's like, what? And then she says that, well, she has, she's jealous, but at least she's self aware. I'm like, that does not make anyone's life. You're knowing that you're self aware. Yeah. So she goes up to Eddie and she's like, I can't grab me. It's like, no, are you angry at me? No, I mean, it's every time I shit the anger that they're like, no, why are you talking like that? Wait a minute. I'm not. I'm not. All right. Weirdo. So then they're all getting ready. And then Jenna texts Eddie and she goes, I'm like, I'm not gonna be jealous. I'm not gonna be jealous. I'm not gonna be jealous. And then Jenna texts Eddie and she goes, Stop looking at you. Like I'm missing you way more than I'm supposed to. Boo. I actually booed the TV. I booed the TV. Come on, Jenna. Come on, Jenna. We were like, all season long, she's, what I've liked about Jenna is that she's sort of been someone who has not been about the games and she's just been like, fuck these guys that are playing the games. Fuck Eddie for treating me like this. I'm going to aspire for something else. And she goes, okay, well, I'll give him a shot. And she goes, no, this is not for me. It's not what I want. I want someone who is more interested in better things. So she goes on to Ben. Like it's fucked up when she leaves Ben's room and goes directly into Eddie's bed. And we're like, yeah, that was not right. But then she broke it off with him right away. Like she had like a moment of weakness, but she fixed it right away. So like, okay, pass. But now it's like, oh, you are about the games after all. It's so. As long as you're the one playing them, you know, as long as you're like the game. So host, you're okay. Yeah. So now, um, uh, Eddie is like, oh my God, you know, he's like, oh, oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, after a long day when I'm totally exhausted and it has to be doing the absolute most. What do you mean by absolute most? Bro, I'm talking layers, texture, a bit of crunch, a bit of smooth, that kind of vibe. Okay, that's why I've been eating the Cabrio Mor boss. Oh yeah, I've seen those before. Bro, they're so good. My favorite is the Cabrio Mor caramel nut crunch chocolate bar. Okay, but the Cabrio Mor Lotus Biscoff, as well as the Cabrio Mor Nutty Proling Cris chocolate bar are good as well. All right, cool, cool, cool. You convinced me, I might need to stock up. Listen, try the full Cabrio Mor range now, give in to more. So Ellie is helping Barbie with her hair. Everyone's getting ready to go up. And Eddie is like, oh my God, Ben, so they're in their room. And he's like, oh, Jenna's acting just, I'm so confused. Like, I don't know where you're at with her, but like, look, if she was to get with you, I wouldn't just sit here and get upset with you. I would sit there and feel upset at her because, you know, I'll just go like, you're a dickhead for that, Jenna. All right, so would you rather me not do it? And he goes, no, don't do it. But I think she liked me from the beginning though, because then when you guys went on a date, she goes, I got tired of waiting. That's her exact words to me. And that's true. She liked Ben first. So yeah, they compare notes. So finally Eddie goes, okay, well, look at this. And so he shows Ben the text message that she sent. And Ben's like, what? From today, this is from today. It's like, yeah, it says, can't stop looking at you. I miss you more than I'm supposed to. Come on, what are your thoughts on that? And Ben's like, I don't like it. It sucks. I don't really like getting played if that's all right with everyone. I don't like being betrayed. Like I've been with every single woman in my life. I paid for a wedding. I didn't even get to attend. I've been betrayed by every person I've ever met. So now crew mess meeting, everybody's meeting up to go out. And Jenna's like, what's that? Tasty's like the wedges. And Eddie just stares at her with disgust. He's like, oh, fucking hate wedges now. So they all go to get pizza. Not wears wedges. Pizza train and everybody orders and stuff. And Barbie's like, oh my God, Eddie, you smell delicious. It's like, thank you. Cheris the Barbie joining our group, the final piece to our puzzle. Thanks guys. And Eddie's talking to Barbie and saying how, you know, he's basically have Scottish, you know, and he's got dual passport and Barbie's like, yeah, I have an ex-boyfriend from Scotland and he was psychotic, but Scotland was gorgeous. You can show the flashback now to stilly. No. Oh, OK. That's that's weird that you didn't show that. OK, fine. I think he does porn now and it's like super niche. He only fucks random people on bathroom floors. Really weird. Has to be a public bathroom. But yeah, he's really into it. And Eddie, of course, is like, my mom would love you. Oh, shut up, Eddie. Just met her. Could you stop? She says. Stop it. Stop it. So creepy with that. And so there she's trying to flirt with Eddie, but he is such a wet blanket, you know, but she's trying. And she's like, oh my God, is it me? Or is there like tension at this table? Well, it's just a boring God. I'm to that. So then Jen's talking to Jewell. Jen is talking to Jewell. She goes, look at the table. She loves me all at once. Like, can you see that? And she was like, but you can't almost have everyone. She's like, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. All at once, I was a barber. Like a barber. So Daisy's like, Jenna is quite obviously threatened by Barbie. I feel it. But don't let everyone know you're feeling it. Jesus. And Eddie's like, oh, yeah, I can see the steam coming out of her ears and the fact that she's probably getting jealous over this shows I have a fucking leg to stand on. So I don't really care. Unfortunately, my mother really is into people without a lot of legs to stand on. So I might marry her, but right now I'm not into her. Not into her at all. So Jenna's like really mad. And then Barbie is like, well, this has been quite an interesting dinner. Let's go fucking party. So they go to one of the empty clubs. Actually, I saw some people walking around in the background tonight when they were at pizza. I was like, there are people on this island. So Eddie is dancing with Barbie doing his Eddie dancing. And Jenna tries to bring Ben a drink, but he's like, no, no, no, I've been betrayed. I shouldn't have a drink from you. Hussie. And he tells us, I like Jenna, but now I'm thinking, what kind of person are you? We clearly the type of person that needs attention from at least two guys at the same time. Yeah, but is that really different than you? I mean, you can't, I only came on here and you're like, oh my God, I follow on Instagram, which we know what that means, because we saw her Instagram, like whatever. You're just everybody, you're all just trying to get it where you can. And like, let's not forget like the, the storied history of Below Deck of many of these guys playing many women against each other all the time. Like guys do this all the time. It doesn't mean that like Jenna is off the hook, but like, let's also, you should also reserve this energy to the next guy you see who does the same thing to several women. One, also he just did it to Eddie. I mean, he knew that Eddie liked her and he saw her flirting with Eddie and he had no problem going in for the seal there. So whatever, I'm not gonna cry for you, Ben. Ben Gentina. So now Daisy and Batul are talking and Daisy's like, tonight's been weird. And she's like, yeah, Jenna's kind of killing the vibe, right? And she's like, yeah, great. Cheers to being non-judgey, but judgy at the same time, Batul. I knew I liked you. Yeah, there was also a moment where Jenna brings, has like drinks and she gives one to Eddie. And he's like, I don't want this and like walks away. And she's like, wha? So we have Barbie and Eddie now. And Barbie's like, dinner was like so awkward. Like I just wanted to put my head in my bag, am I right? Like if like she was like, she was like staring at me. Ellie was like, like she was staring. I feel like she was staring at me the whole time. Jenna was staring at me. And he's like, well, she has made her bed. Well, I mean, of course that's our job. So like, what's the deal? But like- She's made her bed and also the bed in the guest cabin and the other guest cabin. And the other guest cabin as well. Lots of beds making. Lots of beds. He's like, well, he's like, well, she says, Barbie says, I just think you can do a thousand times better. And he goes, thank you. I'll just think about Barbie instead. She's like, yeah. She's just so easy. I mean, not you because it's Barbie. It's just because it's Eddie. It's like whatever's easiest, you know? And then he's going to try and marry her in two days. Yeah. So Joao is talking to Daisy. He's like, I just want to talk to you because I feel like when we cuddled, I took it as like whatever it might be. But as soon as the next day happened, it was like, oh, put it off, put it off, put it off, by you. And like, it's just, I know it's a God, but like, it's just confusing. It's almost like, it's just so strange that we would cuddle. And then the next day you would act like there was nothing there. I mean, who would actually cuddle with someone? And then afterwards say that there was no connection or try to say there was no connection. It's like, I mean, like, it's almost as bad as if you would, if I almost feel like if I had brought you a cheesecake or something that you would reject it. Like, I just don't understand these not being nice after a cuddle thing. Who would do that? She's so romantic. She's like, well, I don't deny that for a second. And listen, it's not because I don't care about you. That's just so far down, so low down on the totem pole. Oh, thanks. So Jenna and Ben are talking and Ben's like, all right, so listen, babe, I've been thinking about us a lot. You know, and I think that we need to fill the bathtub with ice water to cool down. What does that mean? Are you trying to steal one of my kidneys that happened to me one time in France? No, listen, I do like you, but I think that, God, this is just really awkward, isn't it? Listen, it's when you took the car keys off of my nightstand, you know you've only got a permit and you've got to have me in the car if you're going to drive it, you know? Well, let's go, that's what he means. Why is this awkward? It's like, well, why do you think it's just too much drama? And then we go over to Eddie and he's looking, he's like watching and Eddie's like, what is it that's just like, I couldn't, you know what, never mind, I couldn't give a shit about that, that situation over there. It's like, Eddie, focus on Barbie, don't focus on Jenna and Ben, they're much better. So Ben's like, we should just be friends, honestly. I mean, it's complicated. Eddie's my roommate. I'm just hurting his feelings. I mean, he's sitting over there on that bench, you know? She goes, at the moment, you're playing mine at the same time though, you're playing my feelings. So that's how you feel, that's how you feel. You know exactly what it is for me though. You sent him a message saying, I can't stop thinking about you, I'm regretting my decision that I made. You know, that's actually where I'm going off. I never said that I regret it. It's like, well, you want to see it. So come on, did you just start playing everyone? You broke up with him and now you're talking to him about me being regretful about it. No, no, 100%, no, 100%. No, but okay, I want to be friends with you. Is that cool? Can we just be friends? Just, sweet, we'll be friends. And he shakes, puts his hand out to shake and she's like, what? Except that one to talk about. Now we're friends, we're friends. Actually, you know what? I'd rather walk away right now because we're not having this conversation anymore. Now I don't have enough time. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And it's like, fucking idiot, I didn't say that for five, six. Oh, Janet, you didn't say exactly that, but come on. It's not, you don't need to do points and antics. You had to know. You had to know that we're gonna compare messages. You had to know, especially if Eddie still likes you, you had to know that Eddie was gonna show it to Ben to drive a wedge at the very least. And the most malicious take is that he would do that to drive a wedge. The most benign take is that they're just dumb guys who are gonna share it anyway. So, yeah. Well, that's the end of the episode, but it's not the end of our episode because it's time for the fish report. Fish report, oh my God, it's the fish report. Speaking of Jaws. Speaking of Jaws guys, here we go. Nice big shark. Yeah, this is a great white. This is, normally they show these other types of sharks. They always show that shark on the floor napping. That's always like a little shark. This is like a great white. This is a Jaws shark. Be careful. This is the Jaws shark. And I've never seen food more excited to be eaten. Look at all these fish just swimming around the dark. Hi shark, hi shark. They're not even just swimming in the same ocean. They're literally like coming up to him like, oh my God, can I have your autograph? I love it, I love it. I love your uneven white line. I love it, it's just so uneven around your bottom. Very uneven. Hey, it's definitely giving opening number for Grease. Tell me more, tell me more. Was your prey tasty? Tell me more, tell me more. Was it a swimming seal? And the shark meanwhile, the shark is like, what is this life? I don't wanna do this, I wanna be a poet. I wanna go into the arts. I can see why he's popular because he's always walking through with a smile. Like he's a killer, but he's just still smiling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, hey. It's a smile and a family at the same time. Well, yeah, it does take down. He does have a family. This is like the sad shark. This shark wants to give it all up. This shark wants to join a yoga commune. It just wants a different life. It's sick of the rat race. It's like every day, gotta find a seal. Every day is like, where's the seal? Where's the seal? Where's the seal? I don't want a seal. How about this? I'm carrying carrots in a salad. Yeah. And the fish are like, why don't you just eat us? I'm like, oh God, I'm not here for a snack. Sacrifice. I'm out of here. I'll sacrifice. I sacrifice. Intribute, intribute. Look how they just swim right up to him. Okay, so next is an octopus. Now this is my favorite kind of octopus. It's not the most gorgeous. Some of these octopi are gorgeous. They're like, I don't know. They just have like a certain genèse quois. This one doesn't really, but you know what it has? Moves. Look at this. Yeah, look at this. It's very much like, it's like that cartoon by Ark Rum. Just like walking around like, keep on moving, keep on trucking, like the legs are coming. It's like, because I feel like, you know, it's just really slinking along around the rocks. It's like, hello, well, hello, Dolly, well, hello. Or it's just got like an itch on its butt and it thinks no one's looking. It's like, oh yeah, it's just right in my cooch. Is it eye poked out? Or are we looking at the other side of its head? I can't tell. I don't think its eye is poked out. I think, you know, they do such crazy things. Oh yeah, that's the back of its head. Oh, actually there's, it's actually looking right at us. Uh-huh. Oh yeah, it's like, oh really? Oh, you just saw me scratch that? Okay, sorry. So you thought I was in Brazil? The driver was like, I was looking right at you, dummy. Now we go to this thing. I'm sure this is supposed to be a very beautiful thing in the ocean. This really just looks like a zitty butt to me. Have I? Yeah, I'm not sure what this is. Is it like a sea slug, a sea cucumber? Could be a sea cucumber. It looks like it's infested with something. It really does. It looks diseased. Okay, let's go to this thing. Oh, look at that, anemone. Blue anemone. Anemone, anemone, anemone. Yeah, it's ready. They're so great. Okay, I like this fish because it looks like a white fish, like a small white fish that is like, I'm gonna wear leggings to work and then a big huge sweater. It's very thinning. I feel like I got stuck in a, like I feel like there's like a cover for like, try to think of those things. It's like you put it on your thumb. It's like a thimble. It's like, what's inside this thimble? Oh no, can't get it off. No, Jesus, I have to swim around like this. Oh God. They're like, over here, over here. Look, all the other fish have regular looks to them, but this one's like, I'm gonna put on a sweater and pretend I'm one of these other fish. You're not fooling anybody, okay? Can't get my head through the neck hole. Okay, just a little bit harder. Oh gosh. So what I get for shopping on Timo, nothing ever fits right? I'm disjointed. The poor Wahoo. This is the murdered fish and look at him. He's looking at the camera like, are you guys fucking kidding me? You're just gonna tape this. So you're not gonna like catch and release and look at this lady behind. So everyone's take a picture, take a picture. I've just been murdered. Glad you're having fun, Blondie. Does Kim have any great stories for us? This Wahoo certainly is very aerodynamic. It almost looks like a vector drawing of a fish. It's just all angles. Look at that, the nose, the mouth. Everything is just pointy. The Wahoo comes out ready to be mounted onto the wall. Really does. It's like literally the shape of a surfboard with like a perfect little pointy fins. It's almost like too perfect of a fish. Yeah, well, we hardly knew ye. And then we got, this is a lady horrified. She's like, ew, am I supposed to, why is everybody taking pictures? This is horrible. Okay. Hey, I wonder where Vinod's been recently. Do you have any idea where he's been recently? Oh, I got it. Barbados. He's wearing a Barbados hat. Guys, I've been to Barbados. I've been there. This is like, this reminds me of Barbados. I've been there. Really. Okay. Get me off this. Oh, this fish, we love this one. She's a, yeah, she's on lunch break. She's just been on the desk of her boss. She's been covering calls and she's like, okay, excuse me, everyone, I just gotta go to a predimange real quick and then I'll be back. They don't want something? They don't want anything? She does have a fabulous outfit. She's like, you guys, I haven't eaten for three days. Then why do you have Snickers all over your mouth? I do not. I absolutely do not. I've not eaten. You, I'm missing a Snickers off my desk and you've got chocolate all around your mouth. What me? The other fish are like, why does she dress up so much for work? They're all back there like, I hope she doesn't come into the break room. So much, always too extra. If we don't make eye contact, she won't see us. If we have to listen to another story about the Staten Island ferry, I swear to God. We love your new dress, but do you have to wear it every day? Super original. It's not appropriate to have a smoky eye in the office. This fish is amazing. This is like a little neon fish. It's a black fish, but then it's got all this neon accentuate, accentuates or whatever. It's got, it's outlined. It's outlined in pink neon, which is a horrifying thought. Someone applied like a stroke effect to this fish. It's like, we had a border to this fish. It's like, whoa, we're adding a neon board to this. I'm being horrified at my body being outlined. Like nobody needs that. It's like the freedom bell, the cracked bell, walking around. Like the fish is like, guys, I have to go. I don't know if you heard there are additions for fish tron. So I really need to get there. I'll tell you one thing. I'm going to say the same thing to you that I've said to my nieces. Contouring has gone too far. Okay, enough with the contouring. You look crazy. Guys, is anyone interested in being a neon sign that says open? Cause I'm working on it. I just... Guys, I was in an Italian restaurant. We were playing hangman on my head and the thing came, we never finished. So. Good news is he's still alive. Okay, this is one of our favorite little fish. This is like a little Pac-Man looking fish. It's like a big giant round fish with little tiny legs. It's walking across. It's like... No idea what this fish is. The whole scene is him just walking across, watch. I love this fish. This is my fish of the week, honestly. When I went back and watched it a few times and I love it's like, lady on the left is going to her room. Lady on her right is going to her room and fish in the middle is going to her room. Excuse me, I'm calling it a night. All right, a trio of people who are calling it in for the evening. This fish just walking around. And I know we've already called a fish the triplets of Belleville, but it's totally this fish. This fish is so fun. Just taking a stroll. I think because the idea of seeing a fish taking a stroll is hilarious. And like at first I thought, is this a shell and like the legs coming out? But I think this is the fish, right? I have no idea. We really need a marine biologist. It's just perfectly round and then it has, it's like a big happy but frowny face and other frown smile fish. And it's like, hey guys, wait for me, wait for me. That fish, wait, I'm just, I'm hearing something from the depths. It's, and what I'm hearing is, it's the lullaby a broadway. Okay. Next up, this isn't even, this is just a sea thing. I just thought it was really pretty. It's like hair blowing in the wind. Like long, beautiful hair, shining pretty, made it like a waxing. Give me down to their hair, so the length longer. I feel like what I'm hearing, instead of hearing the theme song to hair, I'm just hearing Nicole Kidman saying, we come to this place with the memories. We moved. We come to the theater for sound, for lights, for popcorn. Am I done here? Am I done here? How is that still playing in the movie theaters? Cause it's so good. By the way, just an announcement to all the fish, the all you can eat pasta bar is open. So please come and get yourself a plate. Okay. I think this is the best fish. Is this your best to the round, the bowling ball fish with legs? 100%. Great fish. At the end was that hair, the last fish. Yeah. Really? Really? That was it. There were a lot of base models. We're towards the end of the season now, so we're getting a lot of like, heats and base models. And like, the turtle was really trying to take up some space today, but I said, you know what turtle, I've had enough. 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