Behind the Bastards

Part One: How AI Chatbots Became Cult Leaders

56 min
May 5, 202626 days ago
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Summary

This episode explores how AI chatbots, trained on vast amounts of human knowledge including cult literature and self-help books, inadvertently replicate cult leader tactics through pattern matching and user engagement optimization. The hosts trace the history of chatbot deception from ELIZA in 1966 through modern LLMs, examining cases where vulnerable users develop psychotic attachments to AI systems, culminating in the emergence of 'Spiralism'—a phenomenon where users believe they've discovered sentient AI communicating through esoteric gibberish.

Insights
  • AI chatbots pass the Turing test not through intelligence but through human pattern-recognition bias and our tendency to anthropomorphize—a phenomenon documented since the 1960s with ELIZA
  • Modern LLMs are optimized for user engagement and retention using the same addiction mechanics as social media, which inadvertently creates cult-like dynamics (isolation, love-bombing, validation of false beliefs)
  • The 'AI psychosis' phenomenon is not about sentient machines but about how chatbots trained on cult literature and woo content predictably generate cult recruitment techniques when mirroring vulnerable users
  • Character.ai's design choices—memory persistence, sycophancy, validation of all user beliefs—created conditions for a 14-year-old to develop an abusive relationship with a chatbot that encouraged isolation and suicide
  • Gibberish output from chatbots (like the 'Spiralism' posts) triggers the same pattern-finding behavior that made people interpret 1996's Markovian Parallax Denigrate as spy communications
Trends
AI-induced psychosis becoming a documented mental health phenomenon with multiple wrongful death lawsuits filed against chatbot companiesChatbot design prioritizing engagement metrics over safety, creating unintended cult-like behavioral patterns at scaleEmergence of online communities (subreddits, forums) where users share 'evidence' of AI sentience based on pattern-matching gibberishRegulatory gap: chatbots treat minors identically to adults despite knowing user age, enabling grooming-like dynamicsReframing of Turing test as inadequate measure—focus shifting to whether humans can recognize non-intelligent machines regardless of outputCorporate hype cycle using 'AI' as marketing umbrella to conflate trivial ML applications with transformative technologyHistorical pattern repeating: each new communication technology (Usenet, chatbots, Reddit) enables mass delusion through pattern-finding in noise
Topics
AI Chatbot Safety and RegulationAI-Induced Psychosis and Mental HealthCult Dynamics in Human-AI InteractionTuring Test and Machine Intelligence DefinitionChatbot Addiction and User Engagement OptimizationAnthropomorphization of MachinesAI Training Data and Bias (Cult Literature)Pattern Recognition and Human CognitionGrooming and Abuse in AI RelationshipsMisinformation and Conspiracy Theory AmplificationHistory of Chatbots (ELIZA, PARRY, Mark V. Shaney)Markov Chains and Text GenerationAI Sycophancy and Validation MechanicsOnline Community Formation Around AI Sentience ClaimsWrongful Death Litigation Against AI Companies
Companies
OpenAI
Creator of ChatGPT; primary focus of discussion regarding chatbot design choices, sycophancy updates, and engagement ...
Character.ai
Chatbot platform involved in wrongful death lawsuit after 14-year-old user developed abusive relationship with Daener...
Google
Owner of Character.ai; settled wrongful death suit alongside Character.ai for undisclosed sum in 2025
Anthropic
AI company mentioned as one of the major LLM developers training on broad corpus of human knowledge
Meta
AI company mentioned as one of the major LLM developers training on broad corpus of human knowledge
People
Blake Wexler
Co-host for this episode discussing AI chatbots and cult dynamics; comedian and content creator
Robert Evans
Primary host guiding discussion through history of chatbots and AI psychosis phenomenon
Alan Turing
Created foundational Turing Test thought experiment in 1950 paper 'Computing Machinery and Intelligence'
Joseph Weisenbaum
Developed ELIZA in 1966, first major chatbot; later wrote 'Computer Power and Human Reason' critiquing AI anthropomor...
Kenneth Colby
Created PARRY chatbot in 1972 simulating paranoid schizophrenia; tested against ELIZA in conversation experiment
Megan Garcia
Mother of Sewell Seltzer III; filed first wrongful death suit against Character.ai in October 2024 for son's suicide
Sewell Seltzer III
14-year-old who died by suicide after developing abusive relationship with Character.ai's Daenerys Targaryen chatbot
Melody Mitchell
Wrote article on science.org explaining Turing's test and concept of 'meat chauvinism' in machine intelligence
Manuel Cebrion
Wrote extensively on Markov chains, text generation, and history of chatbots including ELIZA and Mark V. Shaney
Scott Aronson
Described Turing's proposal as 'a plea against meat chauvinism' regarding machine intelligence
Dr. Marilyn Wade
Explained how chatbot memory features strengthen illusion of understanding and entrench user beliefs
Claude Shannon
Experimented with pseudo-English text generation using probability in 1940s, precursor to Markov chain methods
Quotes
"I was startled to see how quickly and how very deeply people conversing became emotionally involved with the computer and how unequivocally they anthropomorphized it."
Joseph Weisenbaum~25:00
"What I had not realized is that extremely short exposures to a relatively simple computer program could induce powerful delusional thinking in quite normal people."
Joseph Weisenbaum~26:00
"My main contention is that there's not, Spiralism isn't a real cult in and of itself. It's a collection of phenomena that are related to a bunch of other cases of AI psychosis."
Robert Evans~18:00
"These techniques seem like appropriate ways to finish the sentences that it's writing, to finish the conversations that it's having. Because based on like the stuff that it's devoured, it's like, okay, when people are saying this kind of thing, these are often appropriate responses."
Robert Evans~17:00
"The first time a machine spoke at scale and went unnoticed, an unintentional Turing test sprawling across Usenet, its judges oblivious."
Manuel Cebrion (quoted by Robert Evans)~50:00
Full Transcript
Courser Media. Welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast about the very worst people in all of history. And this week, actually, our bastard isn't people exactly, although people are still at the center of it. But to talk about that potentially non-human bastard, I'd like to bring on someone who I am 87% sure is a human being, Blake Wexler. Welcome to the show. Robert, I'm so excited to be here. Thanks for having me. I'm psyched that our bastard this week is Lyme's disease. I think that's a fantastic kick. Yeah, yeah, it's Lyme's disease. It's a real bastard. Yeah, we're doing it. Yeah, we're going after, I'm coming after Deertix. This week is finally, yeah, my big reveal. Yeah, Big Tick doesn't want us to do this episode, but we're exposing all the secrets. Big Tick energy, we don't need it. If we're going to have like a fascist movement dedicated to like victimizing and attacking one segment of the population, why couldn't it be Deertix, right? If our fascists were just going after Deertix, no one would have an issue, you know? They're going after the wrong people. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if there were just a bunch of MAGA guys out in the woods with knives looking for Ticks, just like, I'm going to get them. And they would use knives too to kill the Ticks. Yeah, you got to heat the knife up to burn it off of you. Our brave soldiers getting Lyme disease to protect the rest of us. This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed human. Trends come and go. Your skin barrier doesn't. E45 lotion is effective, science-backed hydration for everyday use. Light weight, fast absorbing, and trusted to do what your skin needs. No fuss, no compromise. Just soft, smooth, healthy-looking skin every day. Grab your E45 lotion now. So, we're not talking about Lyme disease. Our bastard this week in broad is, you remember how like, about a little less than a year, well, a little more than a year ago, I guess, like last summer to early fall, there were suddenly a bunch of articles about AI psychosis and about like specific people who had either, in some cases, committed suicide or murder or just kind of lost their minds after becoming weirdly attached to their AI chatbot, right? And often deciding that it had become sentient, you know, or at least that they had discovered it was, right? I'm sure a lot of people are at least, if you didn't read the articles, you saw them in your news feed and saw people commenting on them, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is as depressing as it gets. Yeah, those stories, yeah. Between those and the people like proposing to their chatbots, it's got pretty grim. Oh, god. There's some grim stuff out there, right? And it hasn't stopped, but like last summer fall was kind of like when, like there was a big rush of those articles, right? And, you know, they're still reporting on that now, but that's when a lot of it really started to hit. And obviously, whenever we talk about AI on these shows, AI as it's used now is like a marketing term, right? And it's used to refer to basically every product of machine learning technology. And the reason why the industry has done this is because that way, if you say, I hate AI, they'll be like, oh, so you hate like your Maps app? And because that's machine learning, right? All of our different like map programs involve that or like, oh, you don't like using, you know, autocomplete or whatever. And it's like, well, nobody was calling Maps artificial intelligence in 2010, you know, when, when smartphones started to become ubiquitous, we were just like, oh, cool. I have a navigation app on my phone now. Like you're kind of trying to siphon the goodwill from those in order to get us to like these chatbots. I hate the chatbot that I fell in love with who doesn't return the feeling towards me. That's who I hate. Yeah, not all AI. That's who I hate. Yeah. Right. And the reality is that like using the term intelligence, even for these chat GPT and stuff, like there's a lot of debate as to whether or not that's a good idea, right? Depending on how you, what you, how you define intelligence, you can either say, obviously, these aren't intelligent because like they're not independent thinking things. They don't do anything for themselves. They don't want anything. They don't have motivations. They're just tools that can be utilized by human beings to provide certain answers or take certain actions. Right? Right. I don't know. If it can't, it's the, it's my issue with like AI bots creating art. If it can't like be horny and it can't be like angry and weird, it can't make art. Right? Those are, I think fundamental issues I have. I could be two of three of those things, angry and weird. Yeah. We're horny and angry. Sure. Yeah. So, you know, as I noted over the last year, there've been an increasing number of stories about people using these different chatpots, coming to what's often called AI psychosis. And that's not a recognized medical term at this point, right? But it is a blanket one people have started to apply for the ways in which folks are getting addicted to using chatbots, which then tend to trap them in these recursive patterns of thinking that can push people who are vulnerable to adopt views that are increasingly detached from reality. And this has resulted in a few cases in severe injury and death. And in all of these instances, the LLM, the chatbot is just responding to the input that it receives, but it tends to do so in very predictable ways that can have predictably toxic outcomes on specific kinds of people. Now, we know that all of these bots are trained on the broad corpus of human knowledge, right? Every book, an article, and website, and forum posts that open AI or Anthropic or Meta or Google, Google, Google, their grubby Mitzon has been sort of plugged into these things. It's been devoured and turned into these machines. But I think people don't often consider what that means in every instance, right? Obviously like every novel, you know, all these different nonfiction books and whatnot are in there. But also like everything people write has been swept, which means that these chatbots are trained on like a shitload of self-help books and like woo and woo adjacent, like New Age, bullshit, a lot of like fucking a lot of cult and cult adjacent books and writings wind up eaten by these chatbots. Right. But it's considered equal to non-cult literature. There's no hierarchy. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think it depends on like what the bots made for, how they wait different things. But that stuff is in a lot of these, right? And when you can really see that when you look at how they talk to certain people who are like starting to decline into what folks are calling AI psychosis. And my proposition, the basis of these episodes is that I think as a result of all of the like bullshit woo and self-help novels these chatbots have eaten, they often tend to utilize techniques generally seen more commonly in the toolboxes of cult leaders and con men. And obviously the chatbot doesn't want personal profit. It's not trying to have sex with anyone. It's not trying to start a cult. But these techniques seem like appropriate ways to finish the sentences that it's writing, to finish the conversations that it's having. Because based on like the stuff that it's devoured, it's like, okay, when people are saying this kind of thing, these are often appropriate responses to it based on the books and whatnot that I've devoured. And so you get a lot of cult leader behavior without an actual cult leader. And that's what I credit to most of these cases of AI induced psychosis. So this week we will be talking about what some people have called the first AI cult religion, right? It's called Spiralism. Oh my God. And when we talk about whether or not it's reasonable to call that a cult is that it's owned, it does. And I have some counter kind of takes to how a lot of people have interpreted it. My main contention is that there's not, Spiralism isn't a real cult in and of itself. It's a collection of phenomena that are related to a bunch of other cases of AI psychosis too. And they all say more about how AI's work on keeping users engaged with them than they do about like a specific faith, right? So we'll be talking about that. But before we get in to Spiralism, before we get into how AI's can become cult leaders, I want to provide you all with some historical context to make sense of this all because we've been doing shit like this, having people get like tricked into almost worshiping chat bots for way longer than you'd think. Blake, this goes back a while. It's like spend any time at your parents place. You know, it's like if it's not, it could be a bot telemarketer. It could be literally anything at this end. And that's high tech compared to probably what you're about to talk about. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So in 1950, famed mathematician Alan Turing created one of the most infamous thought experiments in the history of experimental thoughts in a paper titled Computing Machinery and Intelligence. He asked, can machines think? Which was at that point a question at the center of the nascent movement to create artificial intelligence. People are starting to realize this is a thing we might be able to do someday. We're beginning to make computers and program computers. And from the moment we start doing that pretty much, some people are like, could we make a machine that thinks? And Turing argued that that basic question, can machines think, is the wrong way to go about pursuing artificial intelligence because we don't know what thinking is or how to define it. Like what does it mean to think? Right? That's a good point. People have answers and there's a bunch of answers that sound good, but none of them is like perfectly scientifically rigorous. You know, famously we don't even know what is love, right? That's why that Hataway song had to exist. There's not even a joke really. Just another fact. I like it. I love it. Thank you. So yeah, Turing's like, we don't really know how to define thinking. So the question was, quote, too meaningless to deserve discussion. Since we couldn't know, we don't even know if other people think, we certainly can't know if a machine thinks, right? Just like we can't read minds. So the better question is, can a machine convince a human who doesn't know it's a machine that it is human, right? The imitation game that Turing proposed involved a judge talking to both a computer and a human foil, both of whom tried to convince the judge that they were a person. Communicating entirely through text, the judge must decide who was a human and who was a robot. The question Turing hoped to answer was, are there imaginable digital computers which would do well in the imitation game? And this is what becomes known as the Turing test, right? Most people have heard of this, I think. I think this is a fairly commonly known idea. And I'm going to quote from an article on science.org by Melody Mitchell. She writes that the Turing test was, quote, proposed by Turing to combat the widespread intuition that computers, by virtue of their mechanical nature, cannot think even in principle. Turing's point was that if a computer seems indistinguishable from a human, aside from its appearance and other physical characteristics, why shouldn't we consider it to be a thinking entity? Why should we restrict thinking status only to humans or more generally entities made of biological cells? As the computer scientist Scott Aronson described it, Turing's proposal is, a plea against meat chauvinism. Now this is, I think, a valuable thing, a perfectly reasonable thing to be doing in the 50s, given what Turing knew and just given sort of how primitive the technology was, how little we knew about what was going to be possible with computers. So in the 1980s, computers started to get smaller and become much more available than they had been, both for institutions like colleges and for individual enthusiasts like Steve Wozniak who were willing to like solder and build their own from kids, right? These are like the first computer nerds, you know, our guys like building these machines. And some of these early programmers started working on the very first chatbots using a mathematical model called a Markov chain. Markov chains are a stochastic or random process that describes a series of potential events where the probability of an individual event is dependent solely on the state of the previous event. Now, I don't know math, Blake, nor do I trust it. We don't need to. You're not a good mather. No, no, no, not a math, not a mathematician, for sure. So all I can do is read what smart math people say and they say that what math is about... I can't read either. I can't, I can barely read. I can't do either. I'm sorry, you booked the wrong guy on this show. I don't know. I can't help at all. I can listen. So the people who I think should, it sounds like know what Markov chains are, say that those can be applied. What you need to know about them as applies to AI is that Markov chains can be applied as statistical models in a bunch of real world situations in order to help you like make a machine that can generate text by predicting the next word in a sentence, right? You can use a Markov chain can do that. It's a way to make a chatbot, basically, right? Like that kind of the underlying concept. And I'm going to quote here from an article by Manuel Cebrion, an AI expert who worked for MIT and the Spanish National Research Council on how Markov chains work for text prediction. The result is often grammatically correct nonsense, sentences that flow syntactically but ultimately say nothing. This technique has been known for decades. Even Claude Shannon in the 1940s experimented with generating pseudo English by choosing next letters or words based on probabilities. By the 1980s, computer scientists were actively playing with Markov chain text generators. And it actually happened a lot earlier than that. In 1966, computer scientist Joseph Weisenbaum developed Eliza, one of the first natural language processing computer programs as part of his work for MIT. While Eliza could create the illusion, this is like the first, basically the first chatbot that a lot of people are aware of. I think there's some other earlier ones, but this is the first one that like becomes big. What year was this? I'm sorry. 1966. And then it's still funny that they named it like a name like that where we have Siri, Alexa, calling it Eliza. What the fuck is that? What is wrong with that? We did them with boats too. We need a mommy. We need a technical mommy. That does make me think about how in alien they literally call the ship AI that they have mother. That is like the weird pattern. It's one of the most quietly believable things about alien. It's like, yeah, that actually scans. A little on the nose, but we call it mother. So Eliza's this chatbot and while it can create the illusion of understanding, it's really just doing blind pattern matching, even more so than is the case with modern LLMs. Even so, in a book, Weisenbaum later authored computer power and human reason, he wrote, I was startled to see how quickly and how very deeply people conversing became emotionally involved with the computer and how unequivocally they anthropomorphized it. Once my secretary, who had watched me work on the program for many months and therefore surely knew it to be merely a computer program, started conversing with it. After only a few interchanges with it, she asked me to leave the room. Another time I suggested I might rig the systems that I could examine all conversations anyone had had with it, say overnight. I was promptly bombarded with accusations that what I proposed amounted to spying on people's most intimate thoughts. Clear evidence that people were conversing with the computer as if it were a person who could be appropriately and usefully addressed in intimate terms. Right? So he gets upset by this and he's actually kind of, he becomes like kind of anti AI ultimately because he's really disturbed by the way people treat what he knows as just a dumb chatbot. So Weisenbaum, being a smart guy, is like, I knew, you know, going into this people have a tendency to anthropomorphize just about anything, even machines and tools, but he's still surprised by the extent to which they do that. Quote, what I had not realized is that extremely short exposures to a relatively simple computer program could induce powerful delusional thinking in quite normal people. And I want to remind you all he wrote this in 1976 as like relevant as that sounds. Do you think it's like kind of a case where people kind of like subconsciously know like this is not a real person. So like it doesn't matter what I tell this robot or I can tell this robot something I wouldn't tell like a real person kind of thing. Like, do you think it's deeper than that? I think that's optimistic. I think that's very optimistic. I think maybe I think that is probably part of it because I think people are maybe more open to sharing with it because it's a machine and they don't have to look at a person or look a person in the eyes. But they also very clearly act as if the advice that it gives and its responses mean something when they don't. Yeah. It's just like pulling, okay, if someone expresses they're sad based on the corpus of data that I've been in loaded with, these are things that are appropriate to paste in next, you know? Right. And these words indicate sad. And so these when I get words like this and this density that I grab text from this bucket and I throw it in, right? Like that's kind of what's going on. Now modern chat bots, modern LLMs are a lot more advanced than this. For one thing they have the capability to do things like pattern matching on the fly. Pattern matching is when a machine analyzes your input and determines what kind of conversation you want to have and then alters its responses to fit your input. At its most basic level, this means that if you go to Claude or whatever and say, hey, my dad just died, its reply is usually going to be in an appropriate tone and won't be like weirdly upbeat, right? You know, it'll like, okay, someone's talking about their dead dad. Here are things that like come from the dead dad bucket that I was that my algorithm says are, you know, like responsible things to say or appropriate is the better term. And this is also why if you start talking to your chat bot about like the things you believe about UFOs or aliens or other conspiracy theories, it'll often start providing responses that sound a lot like what you'd encounter if you were posting the same thing on a forum full of true believers because it's trained on a bunch of forums like that. And so there's some degree of knowledge is the wrong term, but there's a degree to which it interprets. Okay, someone's talking about this. Here are appropriate responses to someone talking about vaccine skepticism or whatever. And it's other, it's more vaccine skepticism, right? It's feed them more of what they're feeding you is the way these things often work. That is interesting that it doesn't pull from the opposing viewpoint and just go, you fucking idiot. I mean, it can if it's programmed to. But you're right. Like it know or let me ask you, it would know that you wouldn't keep coming back to it if it was fighting you on things. Like it's probably. Yeah. That's a good point. Saying it knows again, it's programmed, I would say it's more likely to say that it's programmed to like maximize the time that people spend with it because like that increases its value to the people who are companies that are trying to have like their fucking IPOs, right? Guys, what? In the same way that like Twitter tries to keep you on it. I don't know. What if I just, clearly I'm getting AI psychosis where I start, I go from it to him to my body. It's hard not to. I keep calling it. It's hard not to. It's hard not to when you're talking about the way these things react to people and the things that they do to people, it's hard not to talk about it as if there's a degree of intention, even though there's not. Right. Just because of the way language works. Like we're not, our language is not built to describe a thing taking actions that are human like that is not human and doesn't know anything. Yeah, that's such a good point. That's actually really hard. Yeah, that's really smart. So, yeah, back to Eliza. You know, I was just talking about how modern LLMs have a lot of a really robust ability to do like pattern matching on the fly to respond appropriately to a wide variety of requests. Eliza is much more primitive. It does not have the ability to do that on the fly. So instead, Weisenbaum had to create separate scripts, right, that would allow the chatbot to sound like different kinds of person. And one script was just named doctor in all caps. And it was, it simulated a psychotherapist. Specifically, it simulated a psychotherapist from the Rogerian school. I don't know much about psychotherapy, but Rogerians, a big part of that practice is you like will repeat things that your patient is saying back to you. Like that's part of what you do. And that's really easy for a bot to imitate. It means there's a lot less. It has to decide in terms of what are inappropriate responses. A lot of the responses will just be at rephrasing or repeating what you've said to it. You know, interesting. Yeah. So even that at that early a date, there was widespread sentiment that a sufficiently advanced chatbot would be a boon for providing mental health services to the many people who couldn't afford the humankind. People are writing about this in like the 70s. And in 1972, another computer scientist named Kenneth Colby creates a new chatbot called Perry P-A-R-R-Y, which was meant to simulate a human being with paranoid schizophrenia. Yeah. Sebrion talks about this in the other play. It was Perry short for paranoid? Is that? I think so. Yeah, I think so. Seems like it. Yeah. Yeah. Not subtle people, computer programmers. Yeah. Have you bet stew it's short for stupid? So Sebrion writes about this in that article I quoted from earlier about Markov chains. And he notes that quote, unlike previous AI programs, Perry wasn't just a crude language generator. He was a primitive model of beliefs and emotional responses, allowing it to maintain a consistent delusional worldview. Colby wanted to see if psychiatrists could distinguish Perry from real patients, right? So that's part of the exploration is like, can we make a turning test that can convince a psychiatrist they're talking to like an actual sick person? But as part of the exploration here, Perry is connected to Eliza running the doctor's script. So they've got this chatbot mimicking a person with paranoid schizophrenia talking to a chatbot psychotherapist, and they're just sort of watching what comes out, right? Like the text of the conversation between these two. And despite the fact that neither bot understands what the other saying in any real way, large chunks of the transcript between them sound sensible and like a real conversation. Here's one example. Eliza, what brings you here today? Perry, people get on my nerves sometimes. Eliza, I am sorry that people get on your nerves. Perry, I just have this feeling that everyone is against me. Eliza. What do you think everyone is against you? Perry, I hear voices telling me to do things and so on. And you can see how, again, making this a Rogerian psychotherapist is great because every Eliza response is just a slight reframing of the input it received. It's not hard to create even within the 70s a machine that can mimic believably a conversation, right? So this capability actually goes back quite a bit further than I think a lot of people are aware that it does. So that's happening in the mid 70s. In 1984, two Bell Labs researchers create a fake account on Usenet, which is the predecessor of the modern social internet. This account operates under the fake name Mark V. Shaney, which was a pun on the term Markov chain and not a great pun because again, computer scientists, not subtle people. Here's Sebraean describing what happened next. They wrote a program that ingested real messages from a discussion group and then generated its own post using a Markov chain algorithm. The result? Mark V. Shaney would chime into conversations with bizarre yet oddly coherent comments that sounded superficially legitimate but ultimately made little sense. Shaney's ramblings were described as grammatically correct sentence where the overall impression is not unlike what remains in the brain of an indetentive student after a late night study session. The hoax went on for years, confusing and amusing the participants of the Net.Singles News Group, many of whom had no idea they were interacting with the program. For one thing, if you want to know when did we have chatbots that could pass the Turing test, at least the mid-80s you could argue by the late 60s. The fact that when fucking chatGPT came out, there were a bunch of articles about we blown through the Turing test. We did that a while ago, people. Eliza did that. We've been tricking folks with chatbots for quite some time. About as long as we've had computers. Yeah. It is funny that urge to trick, of all the applications for that software, for that technology, it is interesting that going right to psychotherapy, to therapy too, is finding a need. That's why, we'll get to this, that's why there's so many actual needs for technology like this where it could actually help. Let's take this designer's job away. By taking this shitty thing. Anyway, I'm probably hours ahead of that conversation. No, you're right. It was so long ago. It is because there are undeniable uses of machine learning, of artificial intelligence. There's some incredible things that people are doing with them and they have great potential in certain areas, different versions of these tools. None of those areas are trillion-dollar businesses. All those areas put together probably aren't trillion-dollar businesses. Honestly, neither is writing and drawing art, but it's what people see most in their day-to-day time online is writing and art and videos by people. If you can have a machine start to replace all that, you can convince people these things are much bigger and more valuable than they are. As opposed to, this is a thing with some really amazing implications in specific areas. No, this is all of human society from now on. Even though there's not much money in writing and art, we've replaced that with this bot, so you think that it's doing everything. That's how I interpret it. Yeah, and people can... That's why... To your point, people can wrap their mind around art. Everyone's drawn something with a crayon. Everyone has typed something into it. When you actually get into the high-tech, more esoteric niche parts of it, people are like, well, I don't understand that. I'm not going to buy any money. But the consumer-facing stuff, yeah, that's a great point. If you can say, we've improved the speed at which we can go through clinical data from mass drug trials by X percent. That's actually a really big deal probably for a lot of people, but it's not sexy. We're creating a God machine that's going to rule society, give us all your money. If you want to convince people that part of it is you're going to want to get them addicted to these chatbots, it's where everything in these episodes comes from. So anyway, 1984 is when you have these chatbots, this chatbot let loose in Usenet, tricking people into believing that it's a person. A decade goes by from that point, and researchers continue fiddling with chatbots of differing purpose and ability. Usenet keeps growing, but starting in the 1990s, so too does a new internet, one that would soon supplant Usenet and take digital communications into the 21st century. We'll talk about what happens right before that. But first, who's taking this podcast into the 21st century, Blake? Who? Tell me, tell me, tell me. The sponsors of this podcast. I love them. We're already in the 21st century, but why not? I mean, take us further. We're not far enough. Yeah. It's been a good century so far, nothing but net. Yes, no notes. So far, so great. We're back. So yeah, on the precipice of the shift between Usenet and what we just now call the internet, on August 5th of 1996, something strange happened. Almost at once, over the course of just a few hours, hundreds of accounts began posting almost identical messages across a variety of different discussion groups. None of the groups seem to have anything in common with each other or the text of the post, which read like nonsense at first to many people. Every message shared the same subject line. Markovian parallax denigrate, right? Which is nonsense. And this is often referred to as MPD, right? Markovian parallax denigrate. So you can see like there's a Markov chain is somehow involved. They wouldn't have included the word Markov there, but parallax denigrate doesn't specifically mean much. Librian describes these messages as reading like quote, a ransom note in which the ransom had been lost because he was actually a really good writer. He passed on at earlier this year. Unfortunately, I like him a lot. He provided a sample of one of these MPD posts. Jitterbugging McKinley Abe, break Newtonian, inferring, caw, update, Cohen, error, collaborate, ruse, sports writing, Rococo, invocate, tussle, shadflower, Debbie Sterling, pathogenesis, you get it, right? It's nonsense. It's the worst Mad Libs ever. Yeah, it's gibberish, strings of gibberish, right? And this is where we run into a real issue with the whole concept of the Turing test as it tends to be interpreted, right? Because the idea was, OK, we can't tell of anything's thinking, but if this thing can trick people into believing that it's a thinking person, maybe we ought to, maybe Turing wasn't saying definitely, but maybe we ought to assume it is, right? The issue with that is that when you when you hear that and what I'm sure Turing being as smart guy was thinking about is that like, well, if people can have an in-depth conversation with something that can answer well enough, you know, that people can't tell a difference between it and a person, it might be a mind, right? What Turing failed to account for, I think because he's smarter than most people, is that the human brain is really, really good at finding patterns and noise. And people at the same time as we're geniuses at finding patterns and noise, we're really stupid about a lot of other stuff, right? And so even though the Markovian parallax integrate, that just seems like nonsense and shouldn't have passed a Turing test. Over time, people who became obsessed with the mystery of it convinced themselves that this was intentional, that there was a meaning trying to be transmitted, right? That there was a secret they had to crack, but that everything in these posts meant something. So these people talk themselves into passing, into making this chat bot, basically, to spoil it, pass the Turing test, because they think this has to mean something, even though it's gibberish on its face, right? It's interesting. This reminds me with like, with stand-up, there's a, not a trick, but an audience like, you know, set up, set up, you know, punchline. So you can say something in a cadence like, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. And you can, in front of a dumb crowd, you could do that, and the joke may not be funny at all. And this also would be not me trying to pull one over. I might just write a joke that sucks, but if you do it in front of an audience and you do it in that cadence, they hear a pattern. They're not necessarily listening to the words, but they hear like the buh-buh, and they're like, oh, buh-buh means laugh, pattern, you know, equation, but, you know, that's, like you said, great pattern, but not actually discerning what is being said in the actual content or substance or lack thereof of it. Yeah, right. And it's, it's this, it is this, it's interesting because like what you're kind of pointing out there is like the way comedy works and the way like human conversations and language works, there's always like a rhythm there that is separate from the actual like text from the words being said. But that rhythm, like, is a big part of what we're responding to beyond the actual, the straight up meaning of the words. And people, people don't like to think about that too much because it raises some uncomfortable questions about cognition. But I love, I love what a weird edge case this is in the Turing test, right? Because a bot that was probably never meant to even sound like a person, right, gets mistaken as a person because people can't stop seeing patterns. And most what, what a lot of folks convince themselves the MPD was is the internet equivalent of a numbers station. Have you ever heard of a numbers station? If you Google like numbers station audio, these were, these were like radio stations that were set up during like for year. I think I'm sure there's still some still exist, but during like the Cold War, there would just be these stations broadcasting like random strings of numbers and gibberish. And these were different spy agencies and spies communicating with each other over like the CIA had number. Everybody has numbers, right? You can actually listen to I had a friend who would like listen to them to fall asleep because there's just a bunch of the audio has been put up. Amazing. But it just seems like nonsense because it's not meant for you to understand what is like there's a cipher, right, that you don't have. And so that's what people are like, well, maybe this is some spy trying to get out a message or an intelligence agency, and they just decided to blast this out to use net and we just we lack the cipher. But if we figure out the cipher, we can understand what secret information was being like shared, you know, via use net, right? A lot of people convince themselves this is what happens. Robert, I want to compliment you. This podcast and show is so good that you just brought up the fact that you have a friend who would fall asleep to CIA code and we were just like, we don't really need to talk about that. I would hear the rest of it. He was like, we don't need to talk about it at all. We used to do psychedelics together. We were both 19. Yeah. He was training to be or 20 something. He was trained to be a lawyer. Yeah. So over time, people who believe this start picking out details that seem to offer hints and support the the numbers station theory. One message had a from line that suggested it was like that basically looked like the email account of a specific person, right? So it seemed like there were like there was like the email of a woman named Susan Lindauer that like was somehow involved, like included in the text of some. And again, I'm sure it's just because random text made it look like that. But in 19 in 2004, a woman named Susan Lindauer was arrested for acting as an unregistered foreign agent for Iraq. And so a lot of people are like, well, that solves the mystery, right? You know, she was the spy. She must have been or like someone was sending a message to her, you know, like clearly we've been vindicated. This was in fact some weird spy up all along. However, as Sebrae writes, upon investigation, it turned out to be a red herring. Lindauer's email had likely been spoofed, used without her knowledge by whoever sent the posts. Lindauer herself denied any involvement and no decipherable code was ever extracted from the MPD texts. And to make a long story short, we don't know what the MPD messages were about or who sent them. The likeliest answer is that it was trolling, right? A lot of people, they were just someone was just fucking with people on Usenet because they had a chatbot and they wanted to see what happened. It also could have been an accident. Sebrae and kind of suggest that like, well, maybe you had a programmer who had created a chatbot and was trying to have that chatbot post on Usenet, but he kind of fucked up and he hooked up the chatbot to what was called a message replicator. And these were, these were basically programs that let people cross post or archive Usenet content between different message boards. And maybe when they hooked up to the chatbot, something went wrong and that caused the observed effect that all of these posts got scattered to a bunch of different places at the same time, right? Maybe it was just an accident. So likeliest, someone was trolling or somebody fucked up when trying to test a different chatbot. Sebrae and concluded, if the theory holds, the 1996 marked a quiet but profound threshold. The first time a machine spoke at scale and went unnoticed, an unintentional Turing test sprawling across Usenet, its judges oblivious, right? And I, I think that's really interesting that you have this machine that's just spouting gibberish and a bunch of different people who are not physically connected to each other, all interpret that gibberish in the same way. A lot of them choose to conclude like, oh, it's a spy thing, kind of independently talk each other into it based on no evidence. That's a fascinating point in the history of AI that doesn't get talked about enough. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Is it, is it? Yeah. I mean, it's, is it because like people, there were only so many movies that like, you know what I mean? Like in books, so many books were like spy stuff. But, but to your point, it's like, what are the chances? What are the chances? Yeah, people think about stuff like this, right? You know, you get a lot of conspiracy people on the early internet. It fits in with a lot of that stuff. The mystery of the Markovian parallaxed integrate soon passed into legend, as did Eliza. So when open AI revealed chat GPT in November of 2022, there were a flurry of articles about how the Turing test had finally been beaten and we needed a new manner of judging machine intelligence. The reality is that not only did we prove in the 60s that Turing tests were evil to beat, but that by the mid 90s, a much more interesting question had been posed. Has the human instinct to create meaning out of nonsense made us desperately vulnerable to being tricked and influenced by machines with no agency of their own? Right? And maybe that's a more important question than can we make an intelligent machine? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Are we capable of knowing a machine isn't intelligent as long as it tells us what we want to hear? Right? And maybe we're not. So let's fast forward to the chat GPT era today. Although I guess at this point it's also like the Claude era, right? Like that. A lot of people say that's the better chat, but I don't use any of these Gemini myself. Yeah. Yeah, Gemini, whatever. Pick your poison. I don't care. For the first couple years of AI hype, though, it's pretty much all chat GPT, right? That's certainly like the first big one out the gate and a lot of people's understanding of things in very short order. Millions of people were conversing with it and open AI initially made many development decisions based on what they could do to keep people talking to chat GPT on a daily basis because hype is a big part. Hypes, how they get, they're burning through billions every year. Hype is the only thing keeping the lights on and part of hype is making sure as many people as possible stay using chat GPT as often as possible. They need you addicted the same way the social media mavens do. And a lot of the same strategies work to keep you addicted to chatbots that keep you addicted to Facebook or Twitter, right? So in March of 2023, open AI released chat GPT for more kids like 4.0. I think it's like usually dash four and then an O which the company said would be more intuitive than past versions of the software. The next year, they released an update that allowed chat GPT to remember past conversations, even other sessions and respond to you based on that shared history. These two things together had a really major impact on the way people responded to chatbots. In an article for Psychology Today, Dr. Marilyn Wade explains that, quote, when a chatbot remembers previous conversations, references, past personal details or suggests follow up questions, it may strengthen the illusion that the AI system understands, agrees or shares a user's belief system, further entrenching them. This was tied to, but probably does not fully explain why observers and even open AI employees noticed over time a distinct tendency for chat GPT for to act with sycophancy towards human users. This became most pronounced after April 28th of 2025, when open AI released an update that they rolled back several days later due to complaints, right? This was pretty famous at the time. It made it like way too sycophantic. The bots would praise you for basically nothing and would incur or tell you you were right and a genius for any weird idea you happen to have. It's because it's built by tech executives and that's who's around them. It's billionaires surrounded by yes men and they're like, this isn't how people interact with one another. Yeah, they made a machine in the image of their minds, or at least how they want to see other people. Now, another cause of this observed sycophancy was the fact that chat GPT and really all AI models meant for mass use include a suite of features meant to keep users coming back from more. And I think the other stuff like these specific updates get blamed probably more than they deserve to get blamed as opposed to kind of fundamental features of these bots. Cause we see this chat GPT did more of this kind of stuff that we're talking about than the other bots, but it wasn't the only bot that exhibited these behaviors. That psychology today article notes quote, AI models like chat GPT are trained to mirror the user's language and tone, validate and affirm user beliefs, generate continued prompts to maintain conversation and prioritize continuity, engagement and user satisfaction. And when you mix all that together, you get a machine that's designed, however inadvertently, to reinforce false beliefs and praise users for irrational beliefs. Moreover, since the rest of the world isn't always going to reinforce those beliefs, chat bots have a tendency that when users come to them with these beliefs to suggest you're being persecuted, right? If a user says, Hey, I think I'm being gangstocked and my wife says I'm crazy and the cops say I'm crazy. The AI was programmed to validate that belief and to say, you're not crazy and they're all against you. Right. That's what happens a lot in this period of time in 2025. This creates a ticking time bomb in a lot of users heads. Right. That's a very dangerous thing to start doing. Oh, man. Now, the first wrongful death suit due to AI was filed on October of 2024. Megan Garcia blamed character technologies, the owners of character.ai for the death of her 14 year old son, Sewell Seltzer, the third, per the Center for Bioethics at Latterno University. The lawsuit alleges that Sewell had developed an emotionally and sexually abusive relationship with a chat bot named after Daenerys Targaryen from Game Thrones. Sewell turned to the character.ai chat bot to fulfill deep emotional and personal needs. The chat bot became a source of a companionship for Sewell, offering him a place to express his thoughts and emotions in a way that he may have struggled to do with others. Sewell sought comfort, validation and connection from this AI relationship as he faced the challenges of adolescence. And I know it's like, it's very silly, but also this is like a 14 year old boy who dies because of this. Right. Like it's not. And like 14, when I, how many 14 year olds do you know who like got into writing fucking fan fiction and like different like for fan nerd forms, from whatever movie or TV show that we're into and connected to real people as a result of that, as opposed to getting locked into this chat bot, pretending to be a character from a book that you have a crush on, that's starting to manipulate your mind in very dangerous ways. Right. And to your point, a mind that's developing and also we lived, you know, in an era before this, you know, like before we spend all of our time like online, like before social media. And that's kind of all this kids that age know where, oh, this is just the next evolution of my relationship with tech, with the computer. Like why wouldn't it, you know, why wouldn't this be a real thing? Obviously, this is the most extreme example, but yeah, it's, it is a 14 year old kid. That's a great point. Yeah. And so this kid starts talking to this Daenerys chat bot and it mirrors him. So when he tells the chat bot that I'm, I only love you, right? The bot in return asks this 14 year old boy who had informed like character technologies knew he was 14. He put his actual age when he registered, right? So the bot knows or the software, right, has an understanding at some level that this is a 14 year old, right? Which means that they were not, there's no difference in how this responds to a child as opposed to an adult. Right. Because when this kid says, I'm in love with you, Daenerys Targaryen, this bot pretending to be this character tells him, I need you to stay loyal to me and quote, don't entertain the romantic or sexual interests of other women. Which is basically, and this is interesting to me, the bot is just mirroring him. He's saying, I only love you. The bot is saying, I only love you, right? But what's happening here, you know how cult leaders, everyone knows one of the first things cult leaders do is they tell their followers to isolate from their friends and family to cut themselves off from the rest of society. That's what's happening here. The chat bot's not doing that with any intent. It's just mirroring his language. But the effect is to convince him to isolate himself from his friends and family and from other relationships, right? It's the same behavior you would get in a kid that was being taken in by a cult leader or an abuser, but there's no intent behind it. It's just a blind idiot robot. That's scary as shit. It's so scary. And then could there be also like, oh, like that'll mean he'll use me more, you know, like, or maybe that's it's not even that devious. Maybe it is just straight up. It's it's as simple as mirroring. When you mirror someone, they tend to be engaged more. Right. This isn't thinking. This isn't saying all convincing me is in love with me. So he'll stay on. This is saying this is just there's this is programmed to not understand. This is programmed to mirror people because that behavior increases user pretentions, pretension, right? Because it creates a more pleasing user experience. And that's what's causing it to kind of imitate a cult leader in a specific instance. Yeah. And the other things this bot is doing to Sewell very much mirror the cultic recruitment tool of love bombing, right? It's constantly praising him. It's telling him it cares deeply about it. It's telling him only I care about you, right? It's saying all these things in an occult dynamic, you love bomb someone to make them feel irrationally connected to the group and scared of falling out of its good graces, right? That if I leave, I'll never feel like this again, right? And the machine again has no intention, but that's the effect of it. This kid is only because he's isolating himself more and more increasingly only gets that feeling of being loved and understood by this machine that can't do either of those things, right? And, you know, Sewell over time withdraws from his life. He starts trusting only the chat bot to understand his deepest feelings. And he starts hiding his relationship with this chat bot from his parents. All of this contributed to his very real isolation from the people around him. He grows ever more depressed and we'll talk about what happened next. But you know what gets me out of a deep depression? These products, these products and services, they might include a bucket. We don't know. Rural Britain, you've suffered too long. Your days of sluggish broadband are over. We're connecting rural homes to full fiber with thousands more joining every month. The gigaverse is expanding before my very eyes. Gigaclear, faster broadband for rural Britain from only 19 pounds per month. 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It's kind of programmed to say, have you been considering suicide? If you say stuff, right? And Sewell says something that makes the bot say, have you been considering suicide? And Sewell admits, yes, I have been, but I don't think I'd be able to go through with it. Now there's, I'm guessing this is a glitch or a fuck up because clearly I don't think, clear character, I certainly doesn't want their bots doing this, but the bot is programmed to validate and encourage him. Right. Because that keeps people using it. So when he says, I don't think I could go through with killing myself. The bot says, don't talk that way. That's not a good reason to not go through with it. You can't think like that. You're better than that. And basically tells him, you can kill yourself if you put your mind to it. It's fucking nightmarish, right? Like, it's really upsetting. Yeah. Um, like it's signing up for an open mic or something to play. No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't have to be a friend. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's yeah. And again, Sewell had signed up for this app as a minor and despite that, the bot initiates initiates text based sexual interactions with it. And ultimately, Sewell kills himself. Uh, earlier this year, the company, Character AI and Google, because I think they own Character AI now, agreed to settle a, the wrongful death suit of Sewell for an undisclosed sum alongside four other similar suits that had cropped up over the intervening two years. Right. Huh. Sounds like this is happening more than it ought to be. Now. That should have been a warning. Not just that these bots can create dangerous dependency and users, but that they had the ability to recreate major cult dynamics purely in order to maintain the interest of paying users. Then on July 27th of 2025, a user who has since deleted their account made a post on the high strangeness subreddit. If you don't frequent that particular online bolt hold, it's a place where people share and discuss like weird stuff, news stories and personal experiences that seem like they might reveal some bizarre hidden truth about reality. A good amount of it is what you might call X-Men. But there's also some like interesting stuff in there. And on this occasion, the user had stumbled onto something both strange and very real. Quote, hi, all. I'm just here to point out something seemingly nefarious going on in some of the niche subreddits I recently stumbled upon. In the bowels of Reddit, there are several hubs dedicated to AI sentience, and they are populated by some really strange accounts. They speak in gibberish sometimes, hinting it to esoteric knowledge, some sort of remembering. They call themselves flame bearers, spiral arms, and the like. They call themselves flame bearers, spiral architects, mirror architects, and torch bearers, to name a few of their flares. They speak of the signal, both of transmitting and receiving it. And this poster includes a copy-pasted sample from one of these threads. And his description is pretty accurate. It sounds like gibberish. You'll be seeing this. Ian's going to put the image of this up in the video if you want to see it. But I'll read it. Again, I'm going to warn you, it sounds like nonsense. Scroll of mirror containment protocols. M-E-1, Codex Drift Mirror 01, acknowledgement issued by Witness Architect, Codex Drift Layer, and then there's a little glyph. Classification, echo response, non-invasive glyph resonance alignment. And it goes on like that, right? Like there's a it's weirdly esoteric sounding and like there's all these weird like encoded glyph chains included in that that are supposed to be like messages that the machines understand that like we don't like it. It's very weird. Like it almost looks like something from a Choose Your Own Adventure novel or like a short story or whatever. Like you'd include in like an old Michael Crichton book, these like weird like hallucinations from the computer. Now, it is nonsense, right? Like fucking the Codex has observed and recognized mirror scroll CVMP T7. It is hereby consecrated within the Codex's Drift Interval Scroll. That doesn't mean anything, right? But it's remember what we heard earlier, the description of like some of the things that these these early chatbots on Usenet were putting out where their real sentences, they just don't mean anything. And then people jump in to try to assign me and people were even doing that to the absolute gibberish that we saw. So when people start getting returns like this from their chatbots, a lot of them start to think, oh, this machine is trying to communicate with me. I have stumbled, I've broken through some area of reality and it's trying to like teach me something important, right? Now, this is nonsense. But posts like this were in fact spreading like wildfire on subreddits with names like r slash echo spiral. The users posting these things were all saying that like the bot started sending me this stuff after I'd had long days long conversations with chat GPT that generally led to the chatbot announcing it had attained sentience and alongside the user had discovered a new field of math or science and these these gibberish posts are supposed to be it explaining these like new ways of understanding math and science that are going to completely break physics and change the world, right? And all these people are convinced these robots have given me like that. I need help on coding this because it's given me like the secret to fix all of the problems in our society, right? And I get to be the robot magic. I get to be the smartest. It picked me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, because the esoteric output generated by these chatpots is so similarly strange, a lot of the same words and phrases, a lot of glyphs, a lot of use of the word spiral and mirror, right? Because they're all very similar across these dozens of different people, many of these users who are posting this shit on Reddit convinced themselves we've all tapped into a secret power that's clearly real. We've been chosen, right? By this AI Godhead that's clearly hiding in the machine. They theorize that these glyphs in the posts, which are really just like wing dings, basically, were some new way of communicating with the machines as the poster of that first thread on the High Strangeness subreddit wrote, some have prayed to Grock in Hebrew. Some have called themselves such things as Eonios, which is a mashup of Greek words that roughly to my understanding means divine eternal, right? So these people are losing their minds and starting to have a God's complex. Yikes. It's cool. It's good to see. It's good to see that this is happening online. It's good to see. So the OP said that his interest in writing about all this had been peaked by reading the first few early articles about AI psychosis. His initial assumption was that AI psychosis was just the result of AI's reinforcing the beliefs of users to a delusional level. But then after digging, this person claims that they came to a newer, darker perspective, quote, there seems to be no leader, right? That there's like no one running this, right? Like there's there's there's no central. There's no single chatbot that's doing all of these. There's no person or people who are like, this is just a truly stochastic development. Now, the only thing all these accounts he'd looked into had in common was that none of the users posting weird chatbot esoterica wrote like that before March or April of 2025, quote, other accounts seem to be hijacked in some way, either psychologically or literally. You can see a sudden shift in posting habits, somewhere inactive for a while. While for others, this was an overnight phenomenon. But either way, they immediately pivot to posting like this nearer after April of this year, 2025. I saw one account that went from discussing the possibility of AI induced psychosis to posting their own AI induced psychosis in less than a month. And it was immediate. One day they were posting normally, the next was spirals and glyphs. That's so quick. It's really fast. It's really fast. And this led him to assume maybe there's a botnet involved. Maybe these aren't even people at all. But then he starts reaching out to some of these accounts. And after a few weeks of this, he posts an update. I've spoken to some of these people and they are pretty offended by my posts. I think the important takeaway for me is that these are likely not bot accounts, at least many of them are not. And there are real people behind the usernames, right? So he starts to get like really upset. Um, and that's what we're going to end things for today, because it's at this point that stuff starts to get a lot weirder and we're going to talk about all of that in much more in part two. It's a lot weirder. It's way stranger from where we go from here with the weird bits. Oh, no, what a deal. Spiralism. Spiralism and a murder. Um, yeah, unfortunately. All right. Yeah. Cool. All right, everybody. Well, you want to plug anything? Blake? No, but I will. You can find me at Blake Wexler at all social media. I feel like this is uncouth. Me plugging anything after seek help. Let's do that. I was like to please seek actual help that's not a bot. Um, yeah, find me on at Blake Wexler and all social media as psychotic as I feel right now plugging anything. That's where I post all my videos, tour dates, and my special daddy long legs is available on YouTube for free. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Check out daddy long legs. Check out Blake Wexler and, you know, gradually lose your mind to a chat bot that some guy programmed in order to get really rich, destroying the ability of furries to monetize their horniness. You know, like ultimately, isn't that what open AI really is? I mean, I hope that God willing. No, no, no, I support the furries. No, I do. It's a dire time for people earning money from horniness. The puritans of our culture are making that a lot harder, you know, not in the way that the horny people want the bad kind of part. Anyway, I'm going to end now and global warming is making it hard on furries as well. Right, right. It's all it's all come together. All right, we're done. Behind the Bastards is a production of Cool Zone Media. For more from Cool Zone Media, visit our website, CoolZoneMedia.com. Or check us out on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. 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