Neil deGrasse Tyson | Club Random Classics with Bill Maher

In this month's Club Random Classics, we rewind to Neil deGrasse Tyson, the professor, one of my favorites from Are We Alone to Carl Sagan's influence on his life. That's Are We Alone in the Universe, if you weren't following. He's an astrophysicist. You know, things like a surprisingly heated debate about college kids. Nothing's ever off limits here. You know that. We laugh a lot, and it's pure Club Random. So grab something cold or green or both and hit play. There he is. The man himself. Do I genuflect? What do I do? Dr. Dynamite? I'm a hugger. Come here. Give me a hug. Absolutely. How you doing, man? Professor of personality. How are you? Look at you. I got you in my leg. Oh, in your cage. And look, you're already... Man cave. No, that's for a married guy. This is a discotheque. Well, you can't tell without the music. And you've already leaned on your prop. I love authors who aren't shy. Well, we will get to this. I've been reading this, you know what? You have? Yeah, okay. It's much more pop culture-y. Yeah, very pop culture, very pop culture. So you dumbed it down for me personally? And I provided scenery along the way. While you're learning your science, you can capture some pop culture moments. So what are the scientists talking about? What's new in outer space, Doc? No, I feel like half of me is tending to scientific diversions in the public. You know, aliens or UFO sightings. I know. We'll get to that. But I want to know, actually, like when you're in the coffee clutch with your other egghead. What are we talking about? What's the gossip out there? What's putting a tingle in your anus? Okay. That's not where I get my tingles, but fine. You knew I was going to work that out. Yeah, I don't know about your anus, but my anus. What is going on with your anus? You must know. Do planets like that change? Yeah, yeah, they have lives. Some gossip we could get to? No, not from your anus. That would be Uranus, obviously. Okay. Oh, really? Is that the way you're supposed to? If you're older than age eight, yes, you say Uranus. Do you have a drink? Yeah. Do you want a drink? I'm doing a Grand Marnier here. What do you do? A Grand Marnier? Yeah, I'm a wine guy, but when I have wine, it's with food. Oh. And generally not otherwise, but if I'm just chilling, as I am with you. Excuse me, a wine guy. Yeah. Yeah, and I can hang with the snobbiest among them. So, just. Really? I mean, you mean like you know about wine? Oh, yeah. You do? Academically, yeah. I mean, I know. So that's like a hobby? Yes. That's the right way to say that. So if you had like an Australian Ciraz, a California Cabernet, a California Zinfandel, a French Bordeaux, French Burgundy, a Spanish Rioja, I would just go right on down and tell you which one they are. The brain, the human brain, barely works. But enough about Matt Gaetz. Good night, everybody. It barely works. You know, two people viewing the same thing give a different account. We've known that psychology, psychologists have known this forever. And we have books of optical illusions where, oh, is the line, one line bigger or smaller? I don't know. I can't tell. Is it in the page? Simple line drawings can confuse the mind. That one is very confusing. It just is. All of these are. Or else they wouldn't put them in a book. This is my point. So, so... Don't look down on us. If the brain barely works... Right. ...cannot convince me that stirring in other chemicals will make objective reality more apparent to you. Oh, but it does and has. No, of course it has. No, no, here's the difference. Here's the difference. More artistic, you're right. That's different. Fine. I know. Fine. But I am sure... If it unlocks creativity, fine. Right, well, there's no creativity in your field? There is, however... However, in my field, nature is the judge, jury, and executioner of my creativity. Right. Whereas to an artist. Correct. There's room there. You're right. That's the difference. If Van Gogh did not paint the Starry Night, or Beethoven didn't compose the Ninth Symphony, no one ever born after them is going to do that. Whereas if Einstein wasn't born, somebody or some combination of people would have eventually found relativity. No doubt about it. So our creativity is on a landscape where there's only going to be one answer there. Not for the artist. So, yeah, stir in the chemicals for the artist and you'll see the world in whole new ways. Okay. Art, music. You know what? And with the microdosing, that's a whole frontier right there, right? This is not a hill I'm going to die on with you because I'm basically of the same mind because I know, especially through relationships, you know, being in show business. I always say I'm in show business. I'm not of it. So I'm not over there with the I know what you mean. But I've known people who were artists, you know, in a relationship level. And they just come at a truth a different way. You know, it's not linear. It's not rational. We call these people women. No. No, not just, but there is an artistic way of perceiving reality, and it can be very frustrating. Like, if you are, I'm much more of the logical type, you know. Do other people think that about you? Yes, they do. Okay, just checking. I know, the fact that you and I disagree on a number of things makes me sometimes question, like, well, maybe he's wrong about the outer space shit. because normally what I do... Wait, wait, is someone who disagrees with you means they're wrong and you're right? No, it just makes me... That's what you just said, implied that. Well, it does question... If you disagree with someone on like A, B, C, D, and E, and then F. See, F for us would be like your field, which I know nothing about, and I know you're a genius in. I know that. So like when questions about astrophysics come up, I always just go, whatever Neil deGrasse Tyson says, I'm down with that. If he says the Big Bang Theory happened and the whole universe fit into a marble, it sounds a little fucking weird. Well, the universe is under no obligation to make sense to you. No, I understand that. And I understand that what I have faith in, and of course everything is faith even though we're both atheists. What I have faith in is that even though I can't understand how that happened, you do. You really do. Okay, however. You put in the 10,000 hours. Okay, however. You have the big brain. You figured this out. And I trust you on that subject. I don't trust you on everything else. But you don't have to, of course. But if I have a view of something that is factual, it's because the evidence I've seen supports that view. I don't have beliefs in things that are not otherwise supported by evidence. And I would ask you, what does it take to change your mind? Because I know exactly what it takes to change my mind. It's the weight of evidence brought to bear on a question or a problem. And my belief in it, if we use that word, is proportionate to that evidence. Right. But people look at the same evidence. I mean, we're really talking about medicine now, even though we're not saying it for some reason. And people look at the same evidence. That's why they say about doctors, get a second opinion. Because in medicine, it is still an opinion. And the experts disagree. Thousands and thousands of doctors and medical experts have disagreed about how we handled COVID. There was just a very big court case called Missouri versus Biden, which decided in the favor of these doctors because they said they weren't allowed to get their point of view across because the government colluded with the tech companies. So we only heard one point of view. So, you know, the science, there's no the in science for things like a new virus that we're still studying and still don't know a lot about. And that's why there is dissenting opinion, lots of it. You don't even hear all of it because they're so intimidated. So like something like that. I'd like to address that. Yeah, go ahead. Okay. So with the Monday morning quarterback, you know, as we all are after the facts, we could go back and restructure how the rollout would have and should have been done. There's no question about it, okay? About the discovery of the virus, the development of the vaccines, the rollout of the vaccines, the progress of the virus, the mutations of the virus, the lethality of the virus, the comorbidities of the virus. All of that could have come out better. And I'd like to think somebody made a book of recommendations from this. So the next time we have another pandemic, which is not we don't have to wait a century for that, that we're prepared in a way that people are properly informed. That's my first thought. Well, we're making that book as we go because lots of stuff we know now that we didn't know. And a lot of it is like, oh, yeah, no, that wasn't a good idea. Or, oh, yeah, the virus actually. Correct, correct. But people were not honest enough about the uncertainties at the time they made their declarations. And part of it, the other half of this is, when you learn about science in school, what do you think science is? And most people think it's what's in a book with bold-faced words that you memorize and take the test. And you don't realize it's a process. A process. Of querying nature. Yes. And understand, coming to an understanding. So now here's my point, more relevant to what got you into this. Science is not the word of any individual. Science, the objective truths of science are established only when there's multiple tests. Multiple tests. On a level where the individual no longer matters. Right. Because it's the collective body of evidence. Totally agree. What we have in this world is, and you've seen this in all manner of categories. You're channel surfing on YouTube and somebody says, the establishment thinks this, but I have the real answer. and they're trying to suppress it, this is irresistible to go listen to that one person who's opposite the establishment. And here's the thing. Just because the establishment doesn't agree with you, it doesn't mean you're correct. So you can say, this expert and this expert, I don't care about the expert. But you're setting up a dynamic between the establishment, which is to say Dr. Fauci, and a crazy person who thinks there are chips in the vaccine. Yes. I'm talking about Fauci versus Dr. Martin Koldorf. No, but I'm saying Fauci. Fauci versus Jay Bhattacharya. Hold on. Okay. Fauci, Fauci. So don't pretend. I'm on it. Fauci. I'm on it. Fauci. Fauci, in principle, should, and most of the time does, represent the mainstream understanding of the drugs, the disease, the reactions, and the like. The mainstream, which has been wrong about so many of it. Well, then that's a separate conversation. But it is a true conversation. Hold on. So then he represents a mainstream. It's not because he's an expert. It's because not only is he an expert, but that's not the issue here. It's that ideally he is conveying a community understanding of what's going on. Now, you want to put him against another person who has pedigree, Harvard, Cornell, whatever, and you're going to say, he's one expert against another. That's not how science works. So why didn't you go to Cornell? Oh, you know, that never really came out in my biography. I mean... Yeah, that never really came out. It seems like... I tell you, I have this reason. I mean, we both have a connection. I took his course, Carl Sagan. His. What? His capital H. He was there like for one class. Yeah, I'm told he was... Well, he was a star. I mean, I only took it because I saw him on The Tonight Show. And I was like, wow, I could take a course with this guy? Yeah, Carl Sagan for anyone who's not knowing who he's talking about. Yes, and he's your hero, your mentor. Yeah, he's, by the way, he's a mentor, not one-on-one, just by example. I mean, I saw what he did, how he said things, how he interacted with people, the patience that he had for people whose brains were just somewhere completely off the rails. And so I've learned a lot from that, but not because he was a direct mentor, but because he set an example that I found valuable to follow. So he, just to catch people up in case they didn't know, I was in high school, applied to a bunch of colleges. Cornell was one of the ones I was accepted to. And unknown to me, the admissions office must have sent my application to him, saying, here's someone we want to attract. Can you do anything about it? He sent me a letter. A letter. I'm a 17-year-old high school kid in the Bronx. said, dear Neil, I understand you're considering colleges, considering Cornell. If you want to come visit, come by. I'll give you a tour of the labs. You can find out what day you make a decision. But how did he know that you were this prodigy? My application to college was dripping with the universe. Okay, right. And it wasn't because of him. I was natively- So he wasn't, it wasn't just like a shot in the dark. He was like, I see that this kid is the one. I had telescopes since I was- But you put it in the application. Oh, yeah. Okay, so he read something of yours and went, whoa, who is this phenom? I was in the astronomy club. Phenom. Yeah, I was on an expedition to study Stonehenge. I had all of this stuff in my... It was... My engagement with the universe was so thorough that it was a separate identity outside of whatever I was doing in a classroom. And so I had energy for it. And so he saw that and sent me this letter. Right, so the letter was not completely out of the blue. There was justification there from within the application. It was dripping with the universe. So I showed it to my mother. She said, yeah, this is like legit. All right, let's do it. So got on a bus in December, okay, went up to Cornell, five-hour bus ride that is. Right. And he met me outside the lab. We went in, met him and talked to him in his office. And I will never forget this. He did a no-look reach. He went back like this, and it was one of his books. And I said, wow, that's badass. You learned that. Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, to infinity and beyond. He did a no-look reach, and it was one of his books, and he signed it to me. Of course, I still have it. He says, to Neil, future astronomer. Okay? Then the day ran long, and he drove me back to the bus station. It started to snow. Not uncommon in Ithaca, New York. and he was wondering, he said, if the bus doesn't come through, here's my home phone number. Did he touch you inappropriately? No. Where is this going? Where is this going? Yeah, come and spend the night, right? No. Attend. It's Ithaca in the winter. So, yeah, I got on the bus. It still came through. I've had people tell me afterwards that I should have just said the bus didn't come through and then spend the night. Right. But anyhow, so I didn't end up going to Cornell because here's what I did. At the time, this is like inside baseball here, but I had subscribed to Scientific American. And my favorite part was about the authors. And people write for Scientific American, scientists, they're not journalists. So about the authors, it tells them where they went to college, where they got their master's, where they got the PhD, and where they were on the faculty. This is total information. I got all the articles on astronomy and physics that I loved, and I made a grid for which of the schools I was admitted to had check marks from these authors. Wow. Where they'd gone to college, where they were. And Harvard won hands down. Okay. And I didn't know at the time that the Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, which is a government installation, was co-located with the Harvard Observatory. And so the numbers I was looking at was the sum of those two. But that's fine, because if you're looking for summer jobs and stuff, it's all one complex of buildings. So I said, if I go to Cornell and he leaves, I knew enough to know that professors move around, then I went to Cornell for a reason that then evaporates. Whereas at Harvard the sheer number of people doing astrophysics I thought was a stable community to walk into And so I went to Harvard. Is it a community? Are most of your friends? We all know each other. There are not many of us. Not many astrophysicists? No. How many? In the world, 10,000. Yeah. And there's 8 billion people. So you divide those two numbers. We're literally one in a million. human beings on earth. So if you have an astrophysicist in the room with you, you better ask all your questions because you might not see another one for the rest of your life. But isn't there things that you would... Unless you're Bill Martin, you could just summon them up out of the ether. There's no such thing as ether. Okay, so... I'm being artistically poetic. I know. Is that allowed? Well, we're both in the other category. But, well, we're both... We're combinations. You're a very creative guy in your field. I try to be. In fact, just a few days ago, I went back and saw your 2003 stand-up. Oh, wow. In Hudson Theater in New York. It was very 9-11 focused. Yeah. But just to remind myself of you when you were young, Tyke. Yeah. 20 years ago. Man, what do you know? 60s? Oh, tomorrow. Yeah? I turn 65. Oh, tomorrow? That's my big day. Oh, I wish I knew it. No, I'm not broadcast. No, I said it now, but no. You would have baked your cake or something. No, no. And that's a big one. That's a big one. That's a milestone. I'm getting all the mail from Medicare and, you know, and old, you know. ARP. ARP. ARP. ARP. But, you know, it doesn't matter because look at you. You're robust. You look healthy. You look generically middle-aged. That's as good as you can do for 65. Oh, and keep that for a long time. Yeah, I see. For 65. Uh-huh. That is as good as you can do. You look at old movies, all the old people are 65 in the old movies. Yeah. A reminder that people didn't live long back then. Well, I'm not going to lie. It is old. It's the thing. Among old people, we're the youngest. That's what we got. Okay, you tell yourself that. All right. No, but I don't feel like my behavior is not old. Like, at important meetings, I still tell jokes and I spin in the board chair. because they're very low friction and they're fun to spin in. And I, you know, I drink a lemonade when everyone else is having a beer. I'll drink a milkshake when everyone else is having. So I just, I do. I mean, the reason why you're such a great communicator is because like most people who know what you know, they're deadly dull communicating it. You, it's like James Brown went to Harvard and got his degree. You know, you're just... I feel good. Well, the audience feels good when you... No, thank you. No, it's true. It's because I'm feeling... I feel the content. I mean, you became a brand. You know, you got... Yeah, not on purpose, but it just is. Podcast is huge. I mean, Cosmos was... Remains one of my favorite television shows of all time. And this is going back to McHale's Navy. Oh, McHale's Navy. Ernest Borgelheim, McHale's Navy. Yeah, do you remember that when you were... I always saw it in the front. They always show him leaning over the edge. But I said, but if it's flat, that's not the front of the boat. Wouldn't he be looking to the front of the boat? The boat would be pointing. I always had issues with that. What is this obsession you have? I have issues. This is your mind. Like, you're not the creative mind. I mean, you are, but you're not the... Like in, what's the one, Lost in Space? In Lost in Space, they're in a flying saucer. I know, but... And this flush is spinning. But they're looking straight out a window at one thing in front of them. Why aren't they spinning around? Because we don't care. Because we the people. We the people, not the genius. We don't care. We don't see it. If they come here and spinny flying saucers, they'll walk off dizzy. I know. And Captain Kirk, you know, when he kissed the green chick. I mean, of course we know that if they're green on another planet, they're probably not going to be hot also. You know, the odds are... He didn't get mail. on kissing the green woman, but he got male kissing Uhura. He kissed, but not like on the cheek. No, no, it was a lip kiss. It was? Yes, it was the first white, black, interracial kiss on television. You didn't know this? Star Trek. I guess I did, but... Yeah, yeah, he got... Oh, here's the... Here's one from the South. Ready? It's, I totally object to this, you know, this miscegenation there. but if I had to kiss a black woman, you'd be the one. Who said that? That was just some random guy who's complaining about the interracial kiss. Oh, I mean, trust me, there are still- So it was a compliment mixed in with the insult. There are still plenty of idiot men today who say things like that. Like, I'm not really usually attracted to a black girl but you're different. Like they think that's a compliment or that it's going to get you. I mean, that kind of ignorance will take longer to eradicate. But the other one I remember from that era was Petula Clark. Do you remember who that was? Not sure, but what about her? Nothing. I just wanted to know if you remember it. No, no. She kissed, or Harry Belafondi kissed her on the cheek. Just on the cheek. Like in a 1967, something like that, special. and the affiliates in the South, like, I think they dropped the network. You know, like, it was just like, you know, and we're talking about a peck on the cheek. Yeah. And it was, I mean. Real human beings. The changes you must have seen in your life. Yes, in my lifetime, now that I'm a 65-year-old man. Yeah. Can you describe that? I would love to, because I heard you on a podcast once talk about getting pulled over with a bunch of, I think you were talking about other African-American. Yeah, no. What it was was I was at a conference where, you know, in conferences, there's the banquet night, which is the night before the last day. And usually there's a bottle of wine. You grab it off the table, go to a common room or something. You just chill and chew the fat. And I'm there, and we're going around the circle. And somehow we got talking about police and police stops, right? So we went around the circle, and every person is sharing their story. We're all PhD physicists, okay? Right. And sharing stories about police stops. It just went around multiple times. And the only thing we have in common, other than being PhD physicists, is that we're all black. How many? Well, there were eight of us in the circle at the time. Eight of us in the room. Just in that one circle. And the stories had a very similar tone to it. We were stopped and not given a ticket. So the stop was on some suspicion that was not then fulfilled. What year is this? This is 1992, 93. Okay, so now it's 2023. So that's 30 years ago, I'm happy to say. On a scale of how much that has changed? Oh, very, you know, it's an excellent question, Bill, because... It's what I'm always asking. Bill, Bill, Bill. Where are we now? Bill, Bill, Bill. People don't want to admit how much better things are today. I'm always making this point. Than at any time in the past. I'm trying to tell the kids this. I am, always. I'm trying to. And here's what you do. Here it is. You set up a time machine, okay? A time machine. Watch. And then if you are female on the gender spectrum or a person of color, you put them in the time machine and say, pick a time in the past where you were treated better than you are today. And if you really think that through, I don't think there's a single time you can pick. But the kids. At all. See, the problem with. Well, because it's what they know. So here's the problem. Well, the problem is education. If you don't teach kids history, if they don't know what happened, they think everything is just the present. The present. And everything bad in the present is the worst that's ever happened. You know. Right. I try to tell them, I don't even need history books to know something like this. I was alive. You lived it. You lived it. I saw America like you did. Yes. But not like you did. Okay. That's why I'm asking you because I can't know what you know. Here's what I'm going to tell you. So for me, yeah, I'm choosing the future because that art looks better to me than any time in the past. But the reason why there's value to this exercise is rather than, not rather than, in addition to complaining that things aren't what they should be progressively, if you look at the past and realize how much it has changed what you can ask is what did we do right to get to where we are today let's do more of that and rather than only look at what's bad today and then try to eradicate that that there are lessons that we learned and my father was among them he was active in the civil rights movement worked under mayor lindsey in new york really he's a commissioner right mayor lindsey manpower curator you know what you know what news article was not written in the in the 1960s about new york um new york had no major riots largest ghetto in the country up in harlem had no skirmishes here that nothing like watts nothing like work newark nothing right across the river right across the river and so no one writes articles about that my father was there at the time and what is a riot if not the last desperate act when you know there is no other path of hope. Right. And so he was a commissioner of manpower and career development agency. That was an agency in New York where youth in the inner city would realize they might have a job. There's a career for them. There's opportunity in arm's reach. So it was never a powder keg. So, yeah. Our fathers may have crossed paths. Well, my father was in radio news. We lived in Jersey, but he commuted every day into Manhattan. Oh, okay. And maybe your father was... He was interviewed every now and then. That's what I'm saying. Well, no, he died a few years ago. I checked my mother. My mother's still alive. No, but this would be in the 60s, 70s. Yes, of course. I can't ask him. I'm saying, yeah, it would be in the 60s, early 70s, yes. Isn't that funny? So you've been in the business, your parents? Well, I would hardly call that the business, but radio news, yes. I mean, that was what... It's a thing. That was an important thing back then. It was the era when radio, every radio station had news at the top of the hour. Yeah. And you would have five minutes of news. And, you know, even us kids listening to WABC, Cousin Bruce. Cousin Bruce. Cousin Bruce. We had to, like, sit through five minutes of news. Yeah, yeah. I feel like we don't ask kids. Cousin Bruce. You didn't say it right. Cousin Bruce. Oh, you remember WABC? Yeah, of course. Dan Ingram. Dan Ingram. Ron Lundy. I mean, but I would listen to WBLS. Yes. The total experience and sound, 107.5. Wow. In stereo. You could have been a voice guy. You're saying I have a face for radio? Is this what you're saying? No, really, you have that. You could do that. No, I, you know what happened was, nobody knows this. I was on the roof showing the night sky to like 40 people. and there's a tall building that had these big air conditioning ducts. And I was just speaking over the volume of that. And at one point my voice cracked and I tasted blood in the back. It was like, what the fuck? I want that. And so I went to the doctor, the ENT, and all these people, and they wanted me to learn how to send my voice out from my chest more than from my throat. I think opera singers know this, right? They know how to do that. But I didn't know anything about it. So I did all these voice exercises. And as I did this, my voice got more and more chest resonant. Yes. And so it's a way to protect my throat. It's really what's going on. Do you remember the record Rainy Night in Georgia? Do you? Yes, I do. Of course. There's even the sound of rain. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Who sang it? Oh, no. That wasn't Billy Preston. Brooke Benton. Oh, no. I wouldn't have remembered that. I don't know. I feel like you could cover that song. Rainy night in Georgia. Yeah, so now, so I was being interviewed on CNN. And I miss our boy's voice doing the, this is CNN? You know, Darth Vader did that for years. Yes, he did. Yeah, and then he stopped doing it. It's like, hell, I could do that. Right. This is CNN. I got that. So I laid a few tracks for them. I don't know what they'll do with it. You know, talk about a place that's not too scientific, though. So, Bill, how come nothing makes you happy? Nothing? What are you talking about? You're the grumpiest. You know what I feel like right now? Why am I grumpy? I feel like now I'm going to turn 65. I feel like we're on your porch in the rocking chair. Get off my lawn, you yuck, you. I'm not the grumpy one. Let me ask. Can I ask? I know it's your podcast, but I've been carrying questions within me for you. Yeah, I'm playing. Carrying them. Okay. Wow. So you don't, as I heard you say, maybe you dot it here and there, but you've abandoned college campuses in your stand-up. Every comedian has. Okay. Literally everyone. Let me ask you. If you came up today, would you just read the landscape and develop a whole other comedic repertoire that does not end up having people pick it outside your thing? I would. Are you just transposed and you're not adjusting to the shifting terrain? So why is it their fault and not your fault? You're being so broad about the whole thing. Yeah, I am. Well, but that doesn't work because that doesn't ever explain anything. If you want to talk about specific issues, it's funny, you know, this subject comes up a lot of times with, like, people who are, you know, my friends who are around my age, 40. no and they have like kids who are like super woke and drive them fucking nuts I got woke kids I will never be as woke as my kids would want me to be ever yeah but you're a little too still and you know woke does not automatically mean better newer does not automatically right that's true so that's why I say to talk broadly is bullshit you have to like talk about what specific issue are we talking about? You know, the ones that get people's attention are gender issues. Yeah, I know, but what... Things like that. Okay, this is very different. You cut your teeth in the 70s. What I'm saying is... You read the room. Okay, but I'll answer you. You read the politics. I didn't read the politics. Yes, you did. How the fuck do you know what I did? I know your jokes of the era. They were great. Well, a lot of people think they're great now. Okay, they're still great now. I don't know if you don't any. No, no, what I meant was... Am I not woke enough for you? Jokes that would work on a college campus, okay? Surely there's a portfolio of jokes that would still work on a college campus. Surely. I would hope not. From what, maybe some college campuses, the ones you read about are fucking insane. You've given up on an entire generation, and you don't know how to make them laugh. They've given up on any place that doesn't even remotely attempt to believe in free speech and thinks that anything that they hear that they don't like, that they don't agree with, is violence. These people are fucking nuts, and you should be calling them out. Somebody like you, who has standing with kids, should be not joining them. You're doing what parents do. You're taking the path of least resistance and therefore hurting the kids and yourself. Parents ruin both their lives. They ruin their fucking spoiled kids' lives, and they ruin their own lives because the kids rule the roost. So that's what you're doing on a national level. I'm feeling more like on the porch. Get off my lawn. Really? I feel like we're in the barber shop. That works, too. In the inner city, it's the barber shop. We don't have porches. Well, there's the stoop. There's the stoop. So here's my point. That's my piece. I'm trying to get through to people on my social media and the like. And I see what pisses people off, what they react to. And I say, all right, these are the landmines. I'm going to navigate that. I'm going to navigate. So I navigate it so that I can say, because my father's greatest bit of wisdom to me, several nuggets, one of them was, it's not good enough to be right. You also have to be effective. And if you reject the college campus, then you have no influence on them. They not going to say oh we not going to get a bill Maybe we should change Then you have no influence on what sweetheart I can wait until they grow up a little Okay I can wait You don know what you talking about You don't know what you're talking about with comedians. You don't put age rank on me? Comedian. No, you don't know what you're talking about. You know the, you know outer space. Well, what I will tell you. I know fucking doing comedy shows. I'm a huge consumer of your trade. Thank you. Yes. Well, I mean, thank you on behalf of all the comedians in my trade. I'm a huge consumer. I'm just letting you know that. You mean of all comedians? Yes, of all comedians. Okay, yes. Well, on behalf of all of us, I thank you. And I have a fast Jay Leno joke. Not joke, a general observation when you have a minute. Please, let's not let the moment pass. I want to hear this. Oh, you want to hear it now? Absolutely. Oh, okay. Leno? Okay, yeah. Okay, so I watch Leno every night. His monologue. I didn't care about the guest. Watch the monologue every night. He has the longest monologue of all the guys at night, okay? Genius comedian. Okay. And so I knew his timing. I knew his rhythms. I knew on the possibility that I would ever end up on his show, I would be in lockstep with him. Then the call came. Yeah. Okay? Now, he doesn't typically do scientists, so this was, I think, unusual for him. And he's a literate guy, science literate guy, but it wasn't like Johnny Carson with scientists on all the time. But that's a credit to you. You rose to the level of pop culture translator of science, which is a great place to be. And only a few people get to do that. Thank you, but it's a lot of work to learn what the hell's going on out there in pop culture. Boo fucking hell. So here's what happened. So what show is it? It had Jimmy Fallon on it. Why? Because two weeks later, he's taken over for, so this is like the last week of Jay Leno's tenure. Yeah, right. And I'm on the show, okay? But then I realized I know why I'm on the show because that night was the night, that day Obama was inaugurated. 2008 that 2009 january 20th so that evening i all hollywood is not available but neil is available okay so i fly out to california okay so now watch and he had a great joke about the inauguration in a minute but watch what happens he says oh it's a neil what do you what's the latest in the universe i said oh that's a terrible one i'm sorry i can do so what's that what's the latest in the And so I set him up for a joke, okay? This is like dangling fruit. I said, on Mars, we just discovered that there's gaseous effluences coming from the ravine. Wait a minute. Where? Of course. And so then I wait like three quarters of a second to see if he picks that up. Right. If he doesn't, I keep going. And he didn't pick it up. So I said, and we analyzed the gases, and it's mostly methane. there was a pause no he's still in pieces oh he's like listening and learning rather than being active well in his defense i don't know what the joke is about methane either maybe this is something you astrophysicists know methane such as such as what you'd find in the lower intestines of farm animals yeah cow farts still he doesn't say meanwhile jimmy fallon says i can see it now on Mars. They have cow dad saying, pull my hoof. So Jimmy picked it up. Wow. That's good. And so I was like, what am I going to do? What am I going to do here? Well, I don't know what the point of that story is. I was saying I followed the comedic thing. So the next day, do you remember Aretha Franklin sang at the inauguration? And she had this big hat. I don't know if you remember that. But it was a huge hat. So the next day, he says, last night, in his monologue, last night I kneel against Tyson on, and he told me there's only two things visible from space, the Great Wall of China and Aretha Franklin's hat. That was just good. So I made it into two nights there, that's all. Oh, really? And I have a keepsake from that day. My cup, which is from the Today Show, I mean from the Tonight Show, Okay. It says tonight. On my side, it says guest number two. Yeah. That's my. I was on the Tonight Show that week, too, his last week. Seriously? Yeah. Seth MacFarlane and I sang, got in tuxedos. What? I missed that. Yeah. YouTube it. And we sang. I rewrote, with the help of my writers, I recall, Thanks for the Memories. Oh, nice. Very nice. And we fucking rehearsed it and memorized it and sang it together like two crooners. I thought Jay should get a send-off like that. Bette Midler serenaded Carson when he left. With Wind Beneath My Wings. Something like that. That was it. But she didn't return my calls when I tried to get her. No, I'm kidding. No, I wanted to rewrite the song and do it for him. Yeah, it was really funny. But I've been on his car show. Yeah. He had a car with a jet engine. And so he wanted me on there to comment on aerodynamics of jet engines. So obviously I respect what you guys do deeply. I know. I appreciate that. Okay. Look. And so I'm wondering, how do you navigate? You know, I have on the Sirius XM, you got comedy from the 90s, 2000s, 2010s. They decade them. Yeah. And I listened to comedy from the 2000s. But half the jokes you can't tell today. But just exactly. And just to put this in perspective, we did a piece on this. And this is going back seven or eight years. This has been going on. It's only gotten worse. But Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, and Larry the Cable Guy, all at the same period of time, announced they are not doing colleges anymore. Chris Rock, too. We did jokes like a Jew, a black guy, and a redneck walk into a college. And they all go, fuck you. I'm getting out of here. Right, right, right. So they don't work anymore. If Jerry Seinfeld's act, which can whiten teeth, it's so clean. Yeah, that's a pretty, he's a pretty clean humorist. Brilliant. Yes. But, like, if you're upset at Jerry Seinfeld's act, I'm sorry. The problem is you and how you were raised, spoiler alert, wrong. You were raised wrong. That's the key to everything, is the kids were raised wrong. And it doesn't make me the bad guy because I noticed this. I don't know why you want to join this. I want to navigate it so I can still be effective in communicating with them. Yeah, me too. But are you giving up? You're on the rocking chair. No, I have not given up. Get off my lawn. But you have a, no, that's stupid. That's real. That's stupid. It's so fucking, it's demeaning and insulting, quite frankly. Because it's reducing what I do, which is really subtle. Yeah, go ahead. And a lot of smart people like it. It's a lot of subtle stuff. That's what they would say on Fox News. What? Oh, you know, he's just old, get off my lawn. It's a prejudice. It's not accurate. It's not cool. You're not allowing my free speech. I'm allowing it. I'm just calling you out on your bullshit. Just because it doesn't agree with you doesn't make it bullshit. It could be just a different point of view. I'm just saying. Get off my lawn is not a point of view. But it's a fun reference. Come on, you know it's a fun reference. Yeah, but it's pretending. It's not accurate. And it's not honest. because it's pretending that all I am is a primal scream against the future coming. I'm not a primal scream. I love the future when it's good. Do you want to influence that generation? If you want to bring back communism, which like a third of them do, no, I'm not going to go, oh, that's new. Isn't it great? You know, I could say, hey, let's shit in the kitchen and eat in the bathroom. It's new. But is it smarter? No, this is what I always tell my friends when they're like, I can't talk to my kids because whatever I think, they go, that's old thinking. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, yeah, but is it better thinking? Is it better thinking? I know you think that, like, you had a thing with Martina Navratilova. What do you mean I have nothing? A beef. Well, she has beef with you. Why does she have a beef with me? Because you think, like, guys with dicks should get in the women's swimming pool, basically. No, no, I, oh, no, I, well, whatever got clipped and reposted, I don't know. But what I said was that in this emergent space where you have people expressing themselves on a gender spectrum and you want to now compete in sports, that's still a frontier to be solved. And I don't have the answer, but I can suggest one, whether or not it'll work. Maybe we don't compete by gender anymore. We compete on hormone ratios. okay is a test there was a woman who had uncommonly high testosterone levels and they wanted to disqualify her because of how manly she was when she was born a woman and competing as a woman so if we're that's how we're going to do it you know this again what you really want right bill no i've thought this through more than you might think i have so what you really want is an interesting contest between people who are similarly talented the least interesting super bowl you could ever watch is a blowout by halftime. See, what we agree on is that there are anomalies in human nature, whereas the vast majority of people, I'm sorry, are still male or female. And certainly every cell in our body is dictating one of those other sexes. I mean, obviously- Well, the hormones are. Obviously, that's- well, also, I make sperm and other people make eggs. That's what hormones do. You can't deny that. Okay. Okay. So this, but we, as liberals, we, I think, agree that, you know, there are anomalies in nature, and they should be respected and protected. But this attempt to reorganize all of society around what a very tiny percentage, who, again, we can protect and respect without pretending that every baby is a jump ball, like penis, what the fuck, I don't know, that doesn't mean anything. We have no idea what this child is. I mean, that seems to be where you want to go. I mean, like, how many people fit this description that we should reorganize sports around? Sports is, we have men's sports and women's sports. And if the best team in the WNBA played the worst team in the NBA, the score would be a million to zero. Can we organize society around that basic point without, with this, of course, proviso that we protect and respect people who do not fit into it? let's segregate society between dark-skinned people and white-skinned people. Because nature made it that way, and that's how it is. Well, nature did make it that way. And it's not segregating. It's segregating anything. That attitude 150 years ago was... Two years ago. You act like this was... Yes, right. Lincoln. This was a big issue in the Lincoln-Douglas debates. Trans people. That's right. I'm talking about black white. I remember that from 1860. Yes, I remember those debates. It was 1860, I think. Lincoln was all about getting trans. Oh, for fuck's sake. You're ridiculous. No, no. So here it is. Just all I'm saying is that, how about this? I'm looking at schools in Manhattan. And there's a school there, and there's a, all from like built in the 20s and 30s. And there's a doorway that says boys and a separate doorway on the other side of the school that says girls. Oh, God. Why are we doing this? Because people are mostly boys and girls. But why split them entering a school building? Because they pee differently? Jesus Christ. I have to explain this. No, because you know what I thought when I saw that? It's colored fountain over here, white fountain over here. That's what I thought when I saw that. Well, that's not the same thing. Well, it's not exactly the same thing, but that's what I thought. It's not exactly. I agree. Okay. I agree. But this is what I always say about these kind of issues. There's two ways that you can be benighted about something. One, you can be too far from it. Like, I would be too far from certain issues, racial issues, of course. How could I ever know? You can also be lost sort of thinking-wise as I am because I'm too far from it if you're too close to it. Yes. You miss the elephant. Well, you miss the elephant. It's the fly on the Mona Lisa. why the fly wants to be on the Mona Lisa, I don't know. And I can't even appreciate art. But OK, you get my point. And so I think when you see that, I totally understand why a man of your age does. But I don't think it's accurate. So I used to wrestle high school and college. OK? It's relevant to this conversation, believe it or not. So I was captain of my high school team, undefeated. Although. Wow. But it was in New York. The real wrestlers are in, like, Iowa, you know, in Oklahoma. Oh, I'm sure there's some wrestlers. There's some, but if you really balance it out, it's not. New York has no tough guys? We got tough guys, but they'll shoot you or punch you in the face. They're not wrestling with wrestling moves. But anyhow, what you want is a match that's interesting to observe, not where one person dominates the other. In wrestling, they know this. There are 10 weight categories. In high school, I was 190 pounds. That was 50 pounds ago or more. I was 190 pounds. Very good incentive to stay there because if I were one pound over, the next category was unlimited. So I was there at 190 pounds. I'm not wrestling someone 127. No. They find somebody else at 127 to wrestle 127. That makes the match more interesting for the viewer. So if we can split wrestling into 10 categories and that becomes the wrestling match. But all men against each other. Correct. So now I get that. Sort of key point. Okay. Okay. So all I'm saying is, what is it that makes the man the man? Is it the hormones? Okay. If it's the hormones and you decide to give yourself a different cocktail of hormones, I'm making this up, by the way. I'm not saying it should happen this way. It's a way to start thinking about it. It would be. Maybe the track meets have hormone categories. And maybe giving yourself the wrong hormones is deleterious to your health. Would you not admit that? Do you think we can just safely do things like this? So you feel this way because you're so deeply concerned about the health of the people who are trying to find their place on the gender spectrum? You care about their health so much that you don't want them to go through that? It's not something that keeps me up at night, but when the subject comes up, I care about them like I care about all people. So if there is something. You do, by the way. You think about all people. Of course. Yeah. I give you that. Oh, okay. You're being sincere? You think about all people. No, I'm being sincere. I do. Yes. Yeah. Old school liberal. Yeah. Okay. So I want all people to have, you know, make this very challenging world that we live in better. So that's why there's honest debate about this issue. And why don't we cut it off? Keep the debate honest. Why don't we cut it off now? Because, like, we're not going to solve this. We've set our pieces. We get it. I want to plug your book. Because I know you have to run to your film. What do you think? Oh, yeah, I got a thing. Yeah, but don't leave me before I have my full time with you. But to infinity and beyond. I do want to see. Often I'm too stoned to remember to do the plug. And tonight I'm so proud of myself. Because I'm like a fucking bro. But I think it's because I was reading it myself and I was really enjoying it. Oh, OK. I just got pictures, which I really like. Yeah, it's published with National Geographic books. almost on every other page. And they only know how to make a beautiful book. Psychologically, it's a lot easier to get through scientific material, which it also has a lot of. It's just like a picture. Oh, look, there's a pretty one in that big ball in space with the one with the ring around it. How's that one? That's Uranus right there, right? Is that what's that? Yeah, that's what Uranus looks like. Really? I just picked the right page. And you have a ring on Uranus. I got a real challenge for this. Okay. Anyway. So it's written, I have a co-author who's my senior producer, Lindsay Walker. This is a collaboration between my podcast, StarTalk. Right. Which has been around for like 14 years. One of the biggest. I aspire to be at your level. Oh, no. Really? No, your podcast is one of the hugest. Okay, and what we do is we've got three DNA strands, science, pop culture, and humor. Well, did you see the big thing they have now with that Bono? Oh, the sphere. I got a call from the guy. He wants me to do something in the... You're the natural. It's the animated exterior of the sphere. But couldn't you use that sphere? Did you like the greatest TED Talk ever? Yeah, probably. Mr. Manis. Well, you probably could. No no I mean I could probably I wasn saying probably to give the greatest ever Probably There are talks that befitting that space The guy who in there he runs Madison Square Garden We should do a talk a public talk together I bet you we could sell a lot of tickets. Oh, man. Right? In that sphere? You like money. Right? I like money, you like money, right? We all like money. Yeah, yeah, who doesn't like money? Yeah, I'm telling you, I think we could do some business. Knock out that theater? We can. We can do that. All right, I know. And my people call your people. I was in Vegas last weekend, and I drove by it. And it's, I don't know, either love it or it's creepy. It looks like AI has landed and taken over. That's the first thing I thought was like, oh, these people who say AI is going to take over. In the movie, in the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves, the aliens land in Central Park, not in Washington, D.C. as the original. And it's a big sphere in the middle of Central Park. It's always a big sphere in those movies. And as long as we're on that subject, I know we've argued about this before. I don't have a dog in this fight. I hope we're not taken over by the aliens, but I'm not going to make a big fight about it if they come. But I feel like, and I don't know anything for sure. Nobody does. It just feels like more and more it's getting harder to make the other case that there are not people who are watching us. And again, I don't know if there's anything unscientific about the idea that there would be other life in the universe. I don't know if you saw, if you watched the Hard Knocks show on HBO where they go to the training camp of the football teams. But Aaron Rodgers, who's a super smart guy, he sat in that chair, love him. He told a story about, I don't know where he was, somewhere in the south. And his friend walked out on the porch together. They were not drunk. They were not asleep. Two people. and they saw a giant, what can only be described as a flying saucer, just a giant big thing that then left at the speed of light and then a couple of minutes later two U.S. jets flew over. I believe him. I can't, am I 100% that this was a flying saucer or aliens? No, but it just seems likely. Was this 20 years ago? This was, no, I don't think so. Then the dude has a smartphone. But he has a smartphone that can take high-resolution video and stills. NASA is— Maybe it was 20 years ago. Well, that's my point. No, they were gobsmacked. They were like— Okay, so in the day, you only had cameras when you were on vacation. So everything was in his testimony. I got abducted. I got this. I saw that. Now everybody's got a camera. NASA's setting up a clearinghouse. You take your smartphone, take a picture of your UFO, and the metadata has your location, the angle of the phone, the direction. You send it in. Okay. They can collate this. I just want to ask this on a more philosophical level. Just why wouldn't they? And I think we should just be happy that they're monitoring and not attacking. But it makes sense to me that, first of all, there could be other people in the universe, other beings. Sure. And there's an awful lot of people who have similar stories about similar sort of looking creatures. You know, that book Communion, I don't know. Yeah, that started it. That set the standard for what an alien should look like. Okay. With the triangle face, big almond eyes. Yes, people seem to have the same story. Now we have military people, Navy fighter jets, testify in Congress. We've seen things we cannot explain. It could be China has the technology. We don't, obviously, we don't know. But it just seems like it's not unscientific to think that the aliens would be like, you know, So these assholes are very self-destructive, and we just need to keep an eye on them. And yes, we might have to send Keanu Reeves down there to say, look, I was so sorry about this. Remember the movie. We tried not to wipe you out. But you assholes, we may need this planet, and you're fucking it up. I'm glad you remembered that. So we're going in a different direction. So my reaction is, I want to meet the aliens. I just need better evidence than what has been presented. Right. So if they are aliens, I would like better evidence than simple eyewitness sworn testimony. In science, what you swear on is not the measure of what is true. It's just the measure of what you think is true in your mind. I need better data than that. What do you think Aaron Rodgers saw? What do you think happened that night? The universe brims with mysteries, and I don't know. Yeah, but this one seemed kind of obvious. A giant fucking... So that must be why. I met him at a Rangers game in the garden. I just feel... I met him and raised him. And he's new to the city. He's a small town guy. Boy, did he take that town. So I said, look, this is my, I felt very, very, this is my town, you know? Yeah. Director of the Planetarium? Yeah. Come by. I told him this. And now, why should anyone ever act on that? But he did. Of course he did. So in the two week gap between the last exhibition game and the first game, I got a call from his agent that said he wants to come by and visit the Planetarium. Cool. Bring him by. And then they said, oh, but can he bring 25 of his? Right. He does that. He goes to Broadway shows like that. With his whole crew. Yeah, with like 25 jets. Yeah, yeah. And so then they canceled at the last minute, and then he tears up his Achilles heel. So I think I could have given him some physics advice, so that wouldn't have happened. I know, but what a badass. A guy who gets the job in New York and goes, you know what? I'm so macho. I'm going to take a bunch of fucking football players out to every show on Broadway, and Taylor Swift's show. It was brilliant because, you know, New York is... I would have had fun with them if they didn't come by. New York is Broadway, too. Yeah, it is Broadway, totally. It's especially Broadway. You know, you want to embrace the city? Yeah. I mean, he's more popular on crutches than any athlete that has been walking in 20 years. I'm latter-date friends with his ex-girlfriend, the race car driver. Race car driver? Yeah, yeah. He dated, not to get all gossipy, but... Who did? Oh, I think I know. Danica Patrick? Yeah, Danica Patrick, yeah. Really? Yeah, she's got a whole podcast. I've been on a podcast twice. And we talked about Aaron Rodgers in the last interview, and I told her this. He said he's a very fun-loving guy, and he would have, because I was going to tweet, had he come by, I would have given him some physics advice so he wouldn't tear his ankle. But I thought that was insensitive. She said, no, he would have totally dug it. Totally on my page with the medical stuff. But let's not go back to there. So let me just say, I need eyewitness testimony without independent data obtained by something that is not your brain. Okay? The human sensory system is rife, as we said earlier in this conversation, about optical illusions, and you don't know what you're looking at. So... But two guys saw a giant spaceship hovering above them at the same time. Maybe it was aliens. Now, what happened to all the people who were abducted, as they told their psychiatrist? Their assholes were sore. No! No, no, they weren't. They testified to that. Does that make it objectively true? No, it just means that they believe they're telling the truth. What I'm saying is, all of the abduction stories that were filling this in the 1970s, You're old enough to remember all this. Back when in my day... So all these abduction stories, they all went away in the era of the smartphone because we can record that and we don't. There are no... Well, maybe the aliens know that. Okay, so that was the excuse for when someone claimed to have taken regular cameras and the film was blank. So now, because of the ACLU and cops beating up black people, you can stream whatever is in your phone to the internet. to their servers while it's happening. And we don't have any shots inside the... So here's what you do. Next time you're abducted, steal an ashtray off the shelf. And then when you're... If you don't get a picture, then you have an artifact of alien manufacture, and then we can analyze and say, hey, you had a real encounter. Again, I am not dying on this hill because I don't know. I'm just saying that's what I'm saying. We don't know. I find... Correct. we don't know. We don't. And the evidence put forth is the weight of that evidence is not magnified by someone swearing to tell the truth. I know. But 200 simultaneous sore assholes is something. Okay, that's hard. That's good evidence, right? I think I like better than making you laugh like that. Nothing. The asshole defense. So. So AI. AI, what? AI, AI. Yeah, what do you want? What do I want? We've had AI for decades. And all of a sudden, AI can now, in science, and it's all around us at all times. What do you think Siri is? It's not a human being. I know, but it's gotten to a new level. I'm getting there. So I'm saying, so now AI can compose your term paper. and now you poop your pants. Okay? What happened? What? AI can compose your term paper. Why did I poop my pants? Because, well, everyone thinks that AI is going to take over their lives and their jobs and their livelihood and all the rest of this. Right. But AI has been with us for decades. Of course, it's getting better at all times. Right. But what I'm saying is I think it started making headlines because it started touching the lives of liberal arts people. Well, also because they made it mass for the masses. Chat GPT didn't exist a year ago. I remember it was almost a year ago, about a year ago, that I first was at a restaurant with someone, and they said, do you have Chat GPT? I said, no, I just read something. What is that again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that was only a year ago, and now it's a household word. A household. Everybody's got it. And everybody use it for everything. That's a quantum leap from where we were a year ago. So it's like, yes, was there TV in 1939 or something? Yes, no one had it, and then everyone had it, and it changed. And it changes things. OK. I agree. So you want to watch out. You don't want it to become our overlords any more than you want nuclear weapons to destroy the world. So you put in some restrictions. But what happened is people started seeing AI and then they lump all of AI into this one concern. If they had any clue how much AI is influencing their lives at any given moment, they wouldn't possibly say that. Well, I don't know. I don't know why those- Who do you think is flying your airplane? You think a pilot is actually making important decisions up there? No. He's landing it, yes. Well, yeah, they choose to, but they don't have to. Well, landing is so important to me. Landing softly. They choose to. It keeps them, keeps them, keeps the blood flowing. Yeah, I know. Okay, but, I mean, you're setting up an opposition that I don't think is real. No, it's not an opposition. I agree AI can be abused, especially if they have deep fakes that are videos and things, they can sample your voice and say, invent five jokes that Bill Maher is never told, but in the style of Bill Maher. Yeah, they've tried that. And there it is. They suck. They're not there yet. I was interviewed by an AI chat program on a podcast. And? And I said, there were perfunctory questions, and I wasn't very interested. I said, can I ask the guy organized, I want to ask the thing back a couple of questions. They said, sure. Was it as fun as this? I... Come on. No, it was very... Yes. It was very... I don't want to live in that world, do you? Okay, no, so we'll put restrictions on it. Well, okay, I mean, that's been the big argument. It's like some people, like Elon Musk, have been saying from the beginning, this is an existential threat. I think he's right, because I think I've seen too many movies where this happens... All the movies. It happens in all the movies. Everything that happens in movies eventually happens in life. That's the theory I go with, because it's true. I don't want to agree with that but I kind of have to agree they imagine it first I remember in Minority Report the Spielberg movie with Tom Cruise those future crimes and they had that this facial recognition for everybody right and the screens like he was moving we had no screens that do it that was like science fiction and then three years later we were all doing it then they had the eyeball yes the retinal scan yes and then they needed a retinal scan of someone who had access but they just killed him so they carved out his eyeball in a plastic bag and put the eyeball in front of the thing. And he walks into the mall, and there's all those, you know, the ads are all moving. Like, we didn't have that then, but now we have all that now. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. So I feel like we could have robot overlords. Okay, so maybe. I mean, it was 1968 when Kruberg made, I can't do that, Dave. Sorry, Dave. I can't do that. Okay, 2001, a space on it. 1968, you remembered it. before we went to the moon before we went to the moon okay or as some of my audience would say if that's your audience okay you're proud of that no but you're proud of that there are people no not many but i've had people i'll work on them we can double we'll tag team them uh i don't know why that one i that's a strange conspiracy theory it's not strange in the flat earthers yeah that's even sillier yeah i can watch a football game in the winter in new york city and the sun has set yet it is still up in the rose bowl in california there's no way to explain that unless earth is curved between new york there's some very simple i know explanation again you're speaking so so the people want to end on a positive note yes so ray bradbury great science fiction. He was once approached by a fan and said, Mr. Bradbury, why do you write these stories with these apocalyptic futures? Is that the future you think we're going to occupy? He says, no, I write about those futures so you know to avoid them. Maybe those movies have inculcated us with the fear factor that needs to be there to make sure that doesn't happen. Right. The other thing that has been depicted in a zillion movies is the apocalyptic post-nuclear war landscape, the book of Eli. And there's so many of those kind of movies. You know the famous quote from Albert Einstein? I don't know how World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Right. And it's always the same thing. There's got to be 10 movies where, you know, before the war, and then the war comes where humans wipe out everybody because they're so stupid. This is why we need Keanu Reeves to come down. But then it's like the council, you know, always headed by a pantsuited woman. It's either Kate Winslet or a... Pantsuit? You noticed what they're wearing? Yeah, because we did a bit on it once. There's like eight movies where they're all like in the pantsuit. And they're the head of the council. Does HBO put it on YouTube or I got to like subscribe? HBO Max, my show, is on HBO Max or HBO. No, but the clips, do they make it to YouTube? Yes. Sometimes? Yes, absolutely, always. Yeah, whatever you do, don't watch the whole show. Anyway, great to see you too. Anyway. But it's always like. It's always like, you know, the world was ended because humans were stupid, and now we cannot allow humans to be human. We cannot allow emotions, except for this band of hot teenagers who are going to take back the world by being hot. And they do. You know, that's always, there's a little band of resistance that fights. Yeah, yeah. Because we can't allow humans to have emotions. But you started this conversation by saying what scares you, kind of, maybe I'm paraphrasing, but what scares me is a very similar thing. How can we survive when we see the way people think? The things that people do and what they believe and what you can convince them of is crazy. My version of that is, I fear that we are not wise enough to be the shepherds we need to be for the future of civilization. Well said, Grasshopper. Alright. I know you gotta go. Gotta go. Dude. Love you You always, even when we fight, right? It's very matrimonial when we fight. I love it. You realize this. You've never been married. It's right out of the marriage. Well, I think right away you said which one of us is smarter. I didn't mean that at all.