Jay Pharaoh does HILARIOUS Joe and Jada impressions, talks Eddie Murphy, Jay-Z & Rick Ross stories, SNL journey

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Yo they need to do a tickle me Jada. If the nigga was getting tickled, it'd be like... And then these... I told you these guys, it's always guys. Five guys 15 with glizzies. Yeah, yeah, what up y'all? It's your boy Joe Crack the Dawn. You know who it is, your boy Jada. It's the Joe and Jada show. Every show legendary. Every show iconic. And we just can't stop. Boliviate motherfuckers, you know. Disintegrate motherfuckers. Y'all may? Matter of fact, we giving you podcasts is the dummy bomb. Like you like to sit up and don't go off, so you got your flags, Jada. You find a little bit far, then we throw a grin in and boom! Other side. The dummy bomb. Super stress mode. You ain't hear that one. The dummy bomb. The dummy bomb so that they think they blowing themselves up and then that give you a couple more seconds to think about. Then we blow you off. When you think of today's guests, the shit we doing up here is like no other. But that's a whole nother show. No, that's this show too. You know what I mean? No, no, that's a whole nother episode. Not a whole nother show because we doing shit up here. And I have a different meaning of doing shit. That's right. Yeah, just don't just sit. But yeah, when you think of today's guests, when you think of today's guests, you think of funny as hell. With capital Iced out F class diamonds hell. That's what kind of funny. Now that's what kind of Iced out funny as hell. And you need a number of fun with the meanest diamonds. You know what I'm saying? Sharp as a razor. Dangerous with a voice. You know what I mean? Somebody walked in the Saturday night live and made the whole country stop what they were doing. And that's facts. You think over 200 impressions and every single one of them is accurate. You think of the guy who stood up at the biggest comedy institution in America and said, we need more black women in the building. You know what I mean? Knowing full well it could have cost them everything. You think fearless. You think principle. You think the type of dude who gets guns drawn on him during the jog. Gets a knee in his neck. It still comes back and makes the world laugh about it because that's the only way he knows how to fight. You think the actor. Rapper. Game show host. Stand up legend. You think the type of artist that don't fit in any box. Because every time somebody built one, he burnt it down. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Jay Farrell to the Joe and Jay. You know that. After that, the show over. We done. Okay. Yo, I'm not even gonna lie to you. I think you need to like save that for whatever your documentary is. Yeah. That intro. That's what his voice. That shit was legendary. Jaded to New Morgan Freeman. Yeah. I like to be that with a little bit more skin cream. Yeah. I take that career with just a little bit more. A little more face. What's your greatest impersonation? Your greatest impersonation. My greatest impersonation. Man, I don't know, man. Like, you know, people always ask. It's just a pen. It's contingent on where I'm at. You know what I mean? Like most people ask. They say Eddie Murphy. Some people say Denzel. Some people say Jay-Z. I don't know. I mean. I mean, yeah, you tell me, you know, I mean, you know, because, you know, basically, I like what y'all did to the place, you know. It's a lot of colors. It's a lot of lot of vodka in here. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, I'm sorry to kill. 1800. Yeah, pardon me. I'm still still a little tipsy and woozy from the Metcaller. You know, yeah. I was getting a little drunk drunk off this stuff here. The 1800. The 1800. Yeah. Yeah, that's where it is. The closest we ever go get the whole case. My God. He called me fake Jay-Z when he sees me and he laughs. Oh, he says that. Yeah. Yeah, what up, fake Jay-Z? Yeah. Yeah. You the fake one. You never get Beyonce, nigga. You know. Never. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's the original A.I. Sent his bloodstream, you know. Yeah, cool. You know, we was rocking back in the day and stuff like that. I remember, you know, you know, back in, you know, Marcy Projects, you know, we was running things, you know. He was beating up guys, you know, as usual, you know. Just nigga his people, you know. So. And, uh. He's here. I didn't even snap him. You know, it was crazy. I seen him last night at the game. That's weird. Like, he sounds just like him. Some of that kind of shit, you know. He's saying none of that. You know, Jay ain't go to a Nick game in about 10 years or something. Because, you know, he had a piece of the nets. So he ain't going like 10 years. So like, it was a big deal that he showed up for Nick. They thought they stole fucking. Yeah, we thought he wasn't coming. He didn't build it up. I said, he let him off. So it was a little, uh, turbulence, not turbulence, like a lot of, uh, groupieism going on around the gym. I had to hit him. Y'all keep it moving and get the glizzies. No, like. So soon? You know, this shit like one of the movies, like, Tadaga, What's the Tadaga nights? Tala Contain. Tala Contain nights. Tala Contain nights. Tala Contain nights. Yo, I got a whole fan club by the glizzies stand. They all sitting there like, yo Joe, you coming for the glizzies? You coming for the... And I go get my glizzies. You did the... It's the fact that you did this while you was doing it. That's a... Yo, all naughty. Stop. Pause. M Contain. M Stop. Lizzie Fick Lizzie for real. No, no, every game I have a Glyzzy fan club. They know I'm going to the, they tell me security's like you going for the Glyzzy's right I said yeah I'm going to the Glyzzy's. So okay, I go over there, yo I need four Glyzzy's, this that give me the real, give me the real mustard this and this and that. And they filming me in all that shit. Hold on let me hear it. Yo did it come in here? Cause the sound kinda, kinda, kinda take that, take that. It was a little pause, you know, a little playboy, you know, really passionate about Glyzzy's. Yeah, yeah I can see that. Yeah. Sometimes we don't have a back at the Reds or Nathans. No, no, but I'm telling you a true story. When I get to the fucking cassette, cause they look there's a fancy place where you go, have you been to the Nick game half time? Yeah, you served you states and offices and all that. You talking about in the suite right? Yeah, absolutely. So I gotta go. So if you order a Glyzzy from there, they come with whack Glyzzy's, I don't know why. So I gotta go to where the real people go to them, where they have to purchase the Glyzzy, that's where you get the real shit. I go there and there's a bunch of people waiting for me with the camera. I don't know why that shit ain't viral somewhere like, hey, Joe the Glyzzy's. How many you want? For, two for me, two for Rich, play the golf. Don't act like he ain't eating the Glyzzy's too. Just play the golf. Huh? You're big. Huh? Yeah, that's wild right there. Saturday night live. How do you get this job and what an honor? Let's go back before. Oh, right. Chesapeake VA. Oh, man. What was it like growing up in VA? Shit, I don't think I've been to Chesapeake. I know where you got some of your internal funniness from cause it's just, you seen it. Where's Chesapeake located at near what other big city? Virginia Beach, 7-5-7. All right. I'm from the same place. Pharrell, Timberland, Missy, Clips. Teddy Raleigh moved down there all that. Oh, so that's a magical place. Yeah, there's something in the water. Can you let them tell us about it? Yeah. I mean, there's something in the water besides opioids. There's something in the water. You know what I'm saying? We got a lot of athletes and just sick talent. I was kind of a sheltered kid. You feel me? So I was a church boy growing up, you know, apostolic upbringing, whatever. So I was always messing with people in the church. I didn't think that it was, I thought that I was just being funny. I didn't know that people really had crippling drug addictions. I didn't know that. You feel me? Like there was this one sister in the church and she passed away now, sister Wilma. But she used to do this thing in church and her head go back like this so I'd be looking at it and I'd just go like this and she'd be like, you better watch it. And I didn't know that she was on drugs, but I was just doing it in the personation. I got older. I said, God dang, that's what that was. I said, it's true. And I always used to impersonate everybody, you know what I'm saying? And I used to perform for my cousins, for people, for church members and stuff. I was just a little, I was a butthole, man. You know what I'm saying? No glizzy. I was a butthole. No glizzy. God damn, you better stay that for the people in the back. You was a butthole, no glizzy. Let me tell you something though. They'll never forget that. Yeah, absolutely. 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You know they'll never forget that because it's like, you know, when I tell stories about me getting bullied and all that. You got bullied every big time. Really? Yeah, I used to get beat up every day by 20 guys, but the point is... There's always guys. That's so crazy. What do you think? I got beat up by a girl before. I'm not bullshitting with like... I wouldn't hit back. Like a young M.A.? No, not a young M.A. just a big chick from my projects and she told everybody. Probably to this day when she alive she beat up fat Joe. But I'm not going to hit a girl back and she was just hooking on me. She told everybody she fucked fat Joe. I fucked you up again, Nick. Just like, yeah, I... Joe, I'm going to let you know something. That wasn't a woman. She had a glizzy. That wasn't a woman. But also too, I grew up in the attitude era of WWE when the rock was like, it was electric. So I used to do everything like the rock and he would talk smack. My mother's from Brooklyn too fast. She's from Best I. If y'all didn't know. And I've been coming up here, man, since I was five years old and staying in the summers and everything. But back to what I was talking about. I used to impersonate the rock so much that I did it in church and it was this Deacon. His name was Brother Randolph. Shout out to Brother Randolph, you know what I mean? Had a Jerry Curl, a kaka, you know, a twinkle eye. Yeah, his eye was swimming all over the place, right? He skipped me talking. And one day I told him... He got that Peripheral V. Yeah, he could see you. He had the panoramic view. He could see everything. He got that shit like this. He got that shit like... He do the Bill Cosby coming out of court without doing it. That nigga, I like... That nigga told me... Coming out of court. He told me one day I'll watch you. I said, I know, nigga. You watching. I'm watching everybody. No, no, we under surveillance. Yeah, nigga. Full security guy, dick. But I told him, I said one day I walked up to him like the rock. I said, here's what the rock's gonna do, Jibrony. The rock is gonna take your Bible. He's gonna dust it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up. Your candy amps. He said, what did you say? I said, candy amps. He told my mother I said, ass. And then I couldn't watch wrestling for six months. Yeah, dog. That's what happened. Yeah. And I didn't do it, you know, because I wasn't gonna take the Bible and flip it and turn it up and put it up as behind. But at the same time, you know, I was the rock. My nigga was hype. He was hype. But, you know, I was that kid that was always causing mishaps. But it was just energy. I just liked to be liked. That's what it was. You know, it seems like for us Saturday nights, life, we already shaking our ass in the clubs, right? But for white people, it feels like their home watches Saturday night live. Like that's club live for them every Saturday. Yeah, absolutely. Even if Trump would come out and be like, hey, God talked about me today. It's like, it's a big fucking deal. Yeah. Right? What was that like knowing the whole entire country is watching you? I mean, yo, I'm a 22 year old at the time. I just got the job and the pressure was on. But I had done theater. You know, I was used to the stage. I had been on the road with Charlie Murphy for three years. So, you know, shout out to him, you know, Rest in Peace. That was my uncle, you know what I mean? And it was a lot of pressure, but I was just having fun. And when I would kill people like you killed, I'd be like, yeah, and that's what you're supposed to do. So it was like, I was already conditioned for that. But when they knocked my confidence down a little bit and they started pulling my sketches, it kind of messed with me a little bit. You know, I got in the little, got into my head a bit. Like maybe I'm not good enough, whatever. And I think I had to rise above that. And I did in the next couple of years and kind of started dominating. They gave me Obama. When I started doing that, it was kind of, that was a lot of pressure, but I got through it. And I think it was, it was a classic, it was a classic part of the show. You know what I mean? So, you know, that's what it's all about. You know, that's crazy. I did a, I don't know if I'm supposed to talk like this, but I did a deposition in the lawsuit guy of the day. And the man started breaking down when, yo, you had a hit this year, but you ain't ever hit for five years at this time. And then you had a, and I'm like, yo, my man, like, what the fuck, did you ever make a hit in your life? Like, do you know the artists go through different shades? Sometimes I remember my favorite rap in the world of LL Cool J. I was always a fan. So even if LL made some shit that was like something like a phenomenon and that nobody else fucked with it, I fucked with it and never stood it. But, you know, they said he has albums where he was the hottest guy in the universe and he puts out an album where it's all right. Then he comes back with that thing. I think that's the journey of everybody, every artist. And, you know, some people just think you just wake up and make a hit or you wake up and you're the funniest guy in the world. I think, I just think we got to go through different changes of learning ourselves and staying committed to the craft. You got to work through that shit. Like, that's not a... Like, yo, Michael Jordan got cut at first and he became the greatest. You know what I'm saying? I never heard that story. High school. Yeah. He got cut. He got cut what? He got cut in the high school team. I know, but high school. He didn't make it. Biggest loser in the world. He's in Chattanooga's somewhere. Where's the guy who cut him in the high school team? Look how much it was on Mike's mind. He shot at him in the hall of fame speech. That coach that cut me. Let me tell you something. My brother Rich player, he coached 24 kids that went to the NFL. No bullshit. You know, coach Malachi, who's number one on Miami. Let me tell you something. There's this one kid, right? Yeah. And he told me this story. He was like, y'all, the guy was soft. He wasn't going nowhere. This, this, that his parents used to argue with me like, yo, coach, put him in the game. This so rich, but he was wack. That draft night came. That boy got drafted. Eight, 10 years later, he called Rich number coach Rich. Yo, what's up? It's such a such. Y'all, man, you said I'll never get to the NFL. Thank you, man, for making me tough, man. I'm in the NFL. Thank you, coach. Rich hung up the phone. I said, you motherfucker, you tell me that story about that kid all the time. He made it to the fucking NFL. I mean, you know, what's for you is for you. Yeah. And look, they have been, when I was in school, there was many times I was, I started in high school doing comedy. Many people like, how you, how you going to be a comedian? You can do voices, but you ain't making me laugh. I said, okay, nigga, watch. I just say watch. And I kept going. And now they follow me on Facebook. Now they my friends and stuff. They was cool with me. She wasn't with me shooting in the gym. You wasn't with me shooting in the gym. No, I'm saying, but you need that. When you can change people's perception, perception like that, that's when it really counts and it means more to you. And then when you get the accolades and then the world gives you the acknowledgement, it's just, it's just that much sweeter. You know, I didn't, I wasn't the best impressionist at first. I mean, I sat in my car, I would listen to tapes back and forth. I would listen to Jay-Z until I sonically got that sonically. You couldn't, you couldn't tell the difference. I would listen to, I would be in the car listening to Cassidy and all this. I would listen to this stuff, man. So I worked and I kept going and I said, I got to make it out of Virginia because a lot of people get stuck there. It's a military town. You can get a family quick and then you can get knocked off your path. You know, so I didn't get knocked off my past salute 757 baby because we did it. Bad news VA bad news. Yo, the mustache, you from Virginia. I'm from bad news Virginia. You said you from good news. I'm from good news. You don't fuck out of here. I went to Mike Picks High School. I was in with a shave that fucking mustache. You know, we got beat up in bad news. You know, your man AI never had missed to that. We got beat up in bad news. He was up here. He's so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got beat up. Yeah, then he asked birthday party. We went down there for his birthday party. We wanted to fight in the whole fucking club. The whole club. Everybody who cheered us when we came in, when we pulled up in them. In the Rose Royce, they were like, I'll eat boom by ya boy. Running behind the next thing. I know they throwing bottles at us on the way out. Get the fuck out of here. Nah, that's shit. That's a tough town. Bad news, brother. Let's call it bad news for a reason. Yo, it's bad news VA. That's a fucking tough town. Yeah, mustache knows I guess nigga. I ain't never seen nobody prove it. Yo, you can shit court in your mustache, you know, a lot. Right? Like when you eat... You bet you when you got a cone for your shit. I do. You know it. Come over here and let them see your mustache. Come here. Because this guy... My friend Pierre. My friend Pierre. You put that beautiful... Yo, look at the mustache. He put S-curl in his mustache. That's crazy. That's shit. He look like every villain ever. Then let's go get his shit burned. Yeah, nigga. Yeah, you look like Charlie Chaplin. So you look like a throwback. Raleigh Fingers. The white and black TV. That's a pull right there. Raleigh Fingers was the shit. He laugh with some type, Snake. Hey, J. Hey, J. That was so funny. You want to know what's crazy is I used to watch these crimes. I think... What was the series? It was the first 48 or something, but every time they showed New Orleans or the South, they were talking English and they were throwing subtitles on their shit. You know what I mean? New Orleans. And they throwing the fucking shit on the subtitles. The English shit. If it was another language, I'm like, what the fuck they got the subtitles on the shit? Yeah, because you can't understand what they be saying. What they call the world is like, what it and all that, baby. It's up, baby. You be like, what did you say? I said, what up, baby? I was down there shooting a movie. Before COVID, a movie called All My Life I did. And it was this little Louisiana dude. He was like, we had to call the waters out there for about five cents and everything. I said, nigga, I don't know what is going on. That's the style of the man. They don't say point serious food. I said, what's up, baby? I said, what's up, baby? They got point serious food. How do they say? They say, Perch. Perch. Perch. Just like message. What's the dude that went viral? What's his name? Finesse Two Times? I ate noodles with no packing. He ain't cereal with the canned merc. The powder merc. No merc. Wifeful. Wifeful. No syrup. Jelly. No brand. Jelly, no brand. I'm like, what? That's jam, nigga. Jelly, no brand. Jelly, no brand, right? If you go cereal, no milk. He said he had waffles. No syrup. When it was no syrup, he had jelly on the waffle. Oh, that's what he's saying. No jelly on the waffle. Jelly on the waffle still sound good. That might be a new invention. That sound like you're down bad. Jelly on the waffle. No, I'm going to keep it a buck with you. Like for a fat guy? That shit might have been a good experiment. I ain't tried that one. That's the jelly on the waffle. It's popping. What the fuck you talking about? I'm a reformed fat kid. I feel you, bro. You used to be fat? I was bullied, too. They used to play with my breasts. You know, they do. I ain't never do that to me. Oh, no, they do that to me. Oh, no, they beat me up. They ain't do, they ain't grab my... Get the fuck out of here. Are you nuts? That's fat assault, Joe. That's assault right there. No, I'm telling you right now, they play with your titties, man. That's them. That's where shoe is about to... That would have been the first shoot massacre ever. I came back the next day with... Looking like Jeffrey Dahmer in this bitch or something. Like, you crazy? They ain't violate me like that. Yeah. It's messed up. That was my father. But that's besides the point. You know what I'm saying? No, he did it, too. Everybody did it. It was a thing. You never seen somebody do it and then poke your stomach, call you pills, baby. Woo-hoo, you know what I'm saying? That's cool. I'm not... I'm telling you, I'm killing everybody. They play with me like that. I'm killing everything. I'm not playing. Killing everybody. Let me tell you this. Yo, listen, you want the most paws ever listened? I always say to myself, I've been through depression, I've been through the roughest times of my life. I never once felt like killing myself, getting locked up with it. Never once said... I believe I'm capable of suicide. If I went to jail, some guys raped me, don't worry about it. Don't worry. I'm killing myself. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. No, no, no, no. I'm not even getting revenge. I'm killing myself. I can't do it. Imagine playing with your titties. Come on. Nah, you got this. Yo, that's your crazy 6'7"? 6'7, man. I think it's doing the 6'7. I can't live. That should be like the movie I'm paid for. Anybody ever talk to me for this? Anybody ever said anything? Stop. They got to go like y'all did, B. Nah, it's crazy. Today's show is brought to you by our presenting sponsor Hard Rock Bet Florida Sportsbook. Second round of the NBA Playoffs are here. Fantastic. 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You know, I'm rewardin' him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I used to go a friend of mine. Yeah. It was another fat guy. My man, Chef Mark. Yeah. And Chef Mark would come with me to Manhattan and we just people watch. Yeah. And he'd be like, yo, Joe, you notice ain't no old fat people. We fat, like we the real fat Joe, the real Chef Mark. He'd be like, yo, it ain't no old fat people. He said, and we only 20 years old. He's like, you know, you got a young fat. And I'm like, what do you mean? He said, it ain't no old fat people. We lookin' at thousands of people was Manhattan 6th Avenue. And I was just like, yo, at some point we gotta reverse this shit. We gotta turn to the ground. Yeah, man. I had stretch marks on my eyeballs. It was crazy back in the... It was wild, man. It's a fat kid, man. And look, man, it's hard. You know, it's hard fitting in a school when you shape like your sister. You know what I'm saying? It's real hard. Let me tell you something, man. Fat Joey, I bet you know I was fat Joey since I was born. Nah, that's fat Joey since I'm two years... The first thing I ever heard somebody calling me was, hey, fat Joey, and since I was a fucking baby. Well, you a big baby? Like, you just... Yeah, I was a big... I was like one of the wrestlers you used to impersonate. I live in the hood and I have blonde hair and green eyes. And my whole hood is black. And I remember I used to go to Bodega and the man be like, what the fuck is this kid doing in this neighborhood? And they would always fat Joey, fat Joey. You was the first gentrified of your neighborhood. No, I'm fucking gentrified. From the neighborhood, motherfucker. I'm saying like... The streets know me. These streets know me 100 years. That shit crazy, man. But, um, yeah. Yeah, that shit crazy. Fat Joey since I was born. So I guess I never felt like there was no way to offend me with fat jokes ever. Because I was fat Joey since I was born. So I never... You couldn't come here and be like, you know, I was building. We got a thousand families. We got 145 families. Everybody got 10 kids. They in front of the building the six in the morning. Talk about your mother you did that everybody got with you. This is the straight. Your mother got no teeth. Your mother's jammed your home. Your sister's a war. Like this every day. The six in the morning in front of the projects. This is like... You grew up at it. So you even get a sense of humor. Oh, yes. It's out. Nah, that wasn't me. I was not. I was sensitive. I ain't care. I was a sensitive little nigga. You say stuff about me. I'd be like, man, leave me alone. You know what I mean? Nigga we're trying to fit in. So I was sensitive. I was sensitive nigga. I grew out of it. You know what I'm saying? You know this comedy thing, right? People don't realize how big comedy is. So I follow like Russell Peters and I watch him doing stadiums. We did family feud. Celebrity family feud. We went up against Fuzzy, the fat Mexican guy. He sold out dodgy stadiums. These comedians, you talk about doing shit. They doing shit. And everybody needs to laugh no matter what it is, what the temperature is out there. I noticed that comedians, you guys, once you get it going, I know it's a lot of struggle comedians. There's a lot of comedians out there right now, hungry. It's fucked. But if you make it, the success is... Well listen, man. It was written in the books. And let me go back to being sensitive. Let me go back to being sensitive to the fat kid for one second. You know what I mean? Nigga told me that I was so fat I sweat chicken grease. I said, Nigga, what? You ever had somebody say something to you? It was brilliant. It hurt you, but it was brilliant. So you had to be like, yeah, my nigga, that was a good one. Yeah! I had to tell the nigga it was a good one. Same thing. I got on Gilly the Kids I got on Gilly the Kids live. Shout out to Gil. That's my dude. I got on this live and my head was falling out at the time. Crazy. I got money. I'm good. But I got up there and the top was coming out and I wasn't wearing my helmet. That's what happened. I had the helmet to get the electricity to your head to wake up your follicles. And I wasn't using it. And somebody said, take your hat off. And I did. And the little nigga, kids assholes, pulled up to the scene with my sillermission. I said, I ain't never doing this shit ever again. Shit. Nigga, put this joint back on. So I've learned how to have... You know, you have to be a voter to have tougher skin. And you have to as a comedian. Because then you can get to the level where you are at the stadiums, like Kevin Hart, Fluffy, with a Joe Coy, God dang it. He got a follow-up. Russell Peters, absolutely, man. And I've watched these guys build it from the ground. Matt Reif, same thing. Over the pandemic, he just kept going. And then it just worked out for him. But you have to be consistent. You can't be lazy in the game. Or you just going to stay in the same place. You can't be lazy in no game. So at the end of the day, it doesn't allow you to be lazy. And you don't shout out to Khaled, DJ Khaled, but I remember even after Khaled blew up, he started on the radio. That motherfucker could have had COVID pneumonia. He would go. And I'd be like, yo, Khaled, you sick, stay home. He'd be like, fuck that. Somebody ready to take my slot. He's like, yo, the minute I don't come in, somebody coming right in, and they going to do a better job than me and take my slot. And so you almost, even once you get to a level, you got to protect that slot. That's the hard way. It's like, you got to protect that slot. That shit ain't getting your T-Mark, what's up, I'm Alavine. He ain't get them sneakers yet. That's your guy. Why you looking at me? Fuck you, look, you look. You got some new balance system before you are there. Special package. Straight beds and joints. I'm looking. Come on everybody, what you do to come, that's what you put your foot up. They gave us some new balance. They give us some new balance. This is the grease lightness. Some shit's got fire on that shit. You listen. What are those? That shit look like Coach Brown's shit. Yo. Yeah, these are... The Oceans. Yeah, these are Swiss drawings. Oh, those are special OC joints? My wife tells me she wouldn't talk to me again if I wore them shit, because that officially you give in to, I'm old. Oh, really? Because those are the most comfortable sneakers in the world. Technically, they're the most comfortable, but what you got on that? Yeah, yeah, you looking like a nurse. You looking like a fucking nurse. You looking like a podiatrist. I'm gonna go here. People like the nursing. People like the nursing. He trying to stop with the nursing shit. Man, you lucky he ain't got his loafers on right now. He's gonna battle them shit. Hey, we doing... If you had your loafers two times, we gonna battle them shit. We doing bad in VA right now. He'll pull down the ass in the gym shoes. We ain't good. Yo, ladies, how you done let your man... How you done let your man come out with the fucking nursing shoes, the bowling shoes right there? Hey, listen, he's your boy flat footed. I was gonna do it. Tell you something, I was gonna do it one day, because I know for a fact, those are the most comfortable sneakers out. Yeah. And my wife say, I ain't fucking with you, you wear them shits. Like, that's like moving to the middle of nowhere. Hey, giving up. You ever seen them towns, beautiful towns, where you pass by, you drive by, and you say, yo, this shit is amazing, but you say people just come here to die. Like, like... Like West Palm Beach. What they table tennis in the sun? What the fuck they doing there? Like, you haven't drove past them towns, where you be like, what are these people doing? Like, there's not even a fucking bar around here. I think it's a state. They just want to die. North Dakota, yeah, like that, yeah. Everybody just ready to just... They just go to die. They been reading pamphlets all their life, North Dakota, and then they retire, and they be like, all right, we're going to North Dakota. I was surprised. We went to Alaska, not Alaska. We had a show. Wasn't Alaska? Some shit, but the people were very nice. What was that, Alaska? How should I know? I was dead. Me, Bow Wow, Rick Ross, and your man. Man, one of my dream guests, somebody tell Kelly your soldier boy. That's a wild... That's a wild tripling right there. What? You, Bow Wow, and Rick Ross, that's what y'all were doing the show. And soldier boy. How about I went to the steakhouse and they treated us. They were good, beautiful people. That's what I'm trying to tell you. They were good people in the world. Somebody treated us. Anchorage? Never been there studied about it. Never been there. Nice people. And the sun stayed out all the time. He knew where it was at. Never been there. I hear about things. You know, when you got nurse shoes on, they tell you stuff, man. They trust you. They trust you with their secrets. You and... You got them serial killer shoes on, right? Hey, bro, you know, I'm a silent killer, baby. You know, you got the born again killer shit. That's an ill lineup. That's an ill lineup, brother. DJ with frickin' Rick Ross. Rick Ross, Bow Wow, and... Ricky Rose. So good boy. Ricky Rose, me, fat Joe, chilling, having steak, chilling in Anchorage, with white Alaskan women. But he can't touch. He can't touch because his wife would kill him. So I'll have all the coochie. Bose. Yeah, nigga. Bose. Bose, nigga, Bose. I did an impression of him. He hit me up. He said, yeah, I might think about it. It was about Rick Ross' furniture store. I did a skit. It's just a joint from my Instagram. I have all the furniture here, but you can't afford it. It's just for you to see. Because none of you niggas are in the tax bracket that I live. You was with the white boys. Nigga. Yeah, I was there. So anyway. Nigga hit me up. He might do it. Rick Ross' furniture store. He said, that's a good idea, nigga. I might have to do that. I said, yeah, nigga, you know, just give me a little bit of percentage, you know. Come in, do it, you know. Fun stuff. I personally... I personally have never seen a hostile like Rick Ross. Oh, my gosh. Personally. Rick Ross produced a show in Africa. Yeah. A show in Dubai where I know the numbers. He's getting big numbers, hundreds of thousands. And the next day, he's had a barn in Memphis, Tennessee. Hosting that. I never seen... He won't turn a dollar down. I've never seen it. And I work hard and I'll be looking at him. I'm like, damn, bro. I just ain't... I'm 10 years younger to compete with Rick Ross. And then, he throws a... You know, he buys the house from a Vander Holyfield, which is foreclosure or something. And he... You like, damn, you sure you want to get in that house? And he turns it into... He throws an event there every year that pays for the... He already paid the house off with an event. A car show. Like, I never seen... I don't want people in my house. I don't. No, really. I love everybody. God bless everybody. I don't... You know, I see my neighbors. I'm pleasant. I don't talk more than one minute. Like, they just... It's a good couple across the street. Two Indian people. He look like he wear them shoes too. He look like... He look like a doctor. But they walk through and I'm nice to them. They older than us. I'm like, yo, what's up? But other than that, I'm so sure everywhere I go, but I'm anti-social in my house. But Rick Ross to take 10,000 motherfuckers and put them in this house. Strangers. He had a ship like two years ago and found people there three, four days later on the other side of the ship. His house is that fucking big, bro. That's crazy. That's crazy. But he found a way... He's a big hustler, man. Salute, Ross. And I'm telling you, he got a whole... He got cattle. He got oxen. My oxen. He got oxen. He got a whole bunch of animals, man. Him and Cat Williams. They got a whole bunch of animals. You know what I'm saying? Cat bought a bunch of land too. Cat got a whole farm, bro. He's like a whole... He just got land. What you need to do, boo-boo. You need to learn how to take care of chickens, take care of cows, take care of livestock because the world is about to end, boo-boo. That's what's gonna happen. I know I know I know I know Outcast line where he said, my favorite rappers wasn't bringing it. This, this, that. And you ever went through a time where some comedian you really love, just like it wasn't that hot, no more for. And you was like, damn. I can't say not hot, but just not working as much as they were. And I think this is a ubiquitous feeling. Like everybody wants Eddie Murphy to return to stand up, everybody. Because he's just that good, you know? Well, you think he'll be good now, 2020? Absolutely. Yeah, you think so. And yo, 2015, he got the Mark Twain, he got the Mark Twain Award. And he got a fan, he did a bit, and he killed. Eddie is connected, Eddie is watching everything. And I would hope one day that he would come back because, you know, he's only put out too special. And he is arguably the biggest comedian ever. That's the problem. The problem is when you put out two ill-matics, you don't want to come back all these years later and stink up the place. So I'm sure he's very conscious of like, if I come back, like, you know what? Eddie Murphy's role was, I always tell a story on the show. I went to the fucking shit with the hundred guys from my projects, out of all the hundred guys, I'm the motherfucker got thrown out the movie theater. You were laughing so hard. So fucking hard. Do you know how hilarious that fucking shit threw me out? I was the asshole in the movie theater. But let me ask you a question though. You think that, you think Raw is better than Delirious? Cause Delirious had everything in him. No, no, they all, they, what's the one with the red leather suit? That's Delirious. Oh yeah, Delirious was just out of control. Yeah. The one where he was talking about Rocky, the white boy at the... Nah, that was, that was, that was Raw when he did that. Yeah, something, yo, that's just how I'm pausing. Anyway, Raw and all this shit we talking about now. What the fuck, God, who's Raw? You so delirious you Raw. Like you talked about Glyzzie's for seven minutes. Yeah. We never said that Glyzzie got stuck in his mustache. We didn't say that. What's up, Glyz? Eddie Murphy. And because he couldn't continue just cause he passed away, Robin Harris. Robin Harris, I missed one mic. Oh my gosh, man. That one, oh, look at my look, my look, my look, all this is a goddamn long. Ain't this the bitch? Look at it, look at it over here. He said, I got a job looking for one. I been, I been in the plus on law for God's sake, work out looking for. He said, ah, he said, baby, he said, shit a pamper, the walking at the same time. Yo, Robin Harris, Bernie Mac, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, they're my top five. Oh no, Chris. Hey, so, I was at that top four. And, honest to God. And you can't even say prior because prior inspire everybody. Prior is up here. But those five guys, somebody fat Joe down. Those five guys, those five guys, they, it was legendary, legendary. We was in Harlem. There was a polar bear, strapped with the, with the Arnold Schwarzenegger chop. I'm talking about the big jaw. And then it snowed like niggas. No, it didn't happen. I'll not tell you that Tupac Shakur, I watched Tupac. There you go. I watched Tupac fight an African with a sword. When they used to sell the Brule tapes. I watched Tupac walk on 125th and was snatching all his tapes off the shit and the African pulled out the sword. You for real? I swear to God. And Tupac beat the shit at him and took the sword off of him. In the middle of 125th. He chopped his neck off. No, he ain't chopped his neck off. I ain't say that. That's you guys trying to take it to some other shit. I seen him fight the motherfucker, the motherfucker pull out a sword. Did you, Tupac was on his, panning them out. Now, all right. Okay. Pause. Yeah, pause. Did you see Tupac fight Michael Jackson? Did you ever see that? Cause they say that happened. I don't know. I don't know if it was real. I gotta scrap with him, Jay. You scrapped with him? You heard that too? That's a full shit. I know my man, JR Rest in Peace. Anyway, I can't say one of my guys, he's just a nice guy. He out of the store. JR Wrighting Girl, he passed away, but he got... Oh, that's the guy. That man said one day, Mark Anthony was arguing with JLo in his house. He got scrapped with Mark. That was his... Yo, then he could JR. JR had a scrapped... Breakfast, yeah, breakfast, lunch and dinner, Thanksgiving, Halloween. He would always come, fucking Mark Anthony. You try to talk to me like, I'm like, yo my man, you gotta sit down. JR, yeah, he had one of them stories. That's pretty important. Recon Community, that's crazy. But you some of JR Writer from Dipsett? No, Wrighting Girl. Okay, cool. I thought you said Writer. Billionaire, he passed away, man. He's my mentor, man. You know what I'm saying? JR Writer would have had a favorite Mark Anthony. Freak. Would have called the Dipsett, nigga. Jewels would have been in the building. Freaking Cam would have been there, and everybody would have been there. I thought you said JR Writer. You said JR Writer, the Billionaire. Okay, cool. 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You was expecting they was gonna break? Yeah, it was... When we did the rehearsal, it was in and playing a lot of the songs that we thought they were gonna put. I mean, you destroyed, nigga. You killed, nigga. My nigga, you causing a distraction. You told him, nigga, you causing a distraction? I said, yo, you started rapping. Oh, man, nigga, y'all's freestyle's both of y'all specifically. I've been listening to y'all high school, O5 mixtapes, and I think it was all on a mixtape I heard y'all. It was a mixtape going against, I think, 50 or something. It was like a 50 mixtape, and it was a 50 this and... Oh, no, okay, nigga's getting, okay, attention. I see Niggie shaking. Maybe I stopped talking about it, nigga. I'ma go ahead. No, I'ma go ahead, nigga. I'm trying to get in the TV show, man. Oh, oh. I'm just a motherfucker. But y'all cool? Y'all 50, I wanna be in the TV show. But y'all cool. Y'all cool. Yeah. And... Now, we all cool. And let me ask you a question though. Wasn't all of that just propped up for numbers? No, no, no. It was real beef. I didn't mean it was real beef. That was it. That was it. This was a physical... That was it. Somebody might've died beyond that shit. Oh, man. Real talk. Okay. That's why I thank God, everybody squashed it, everybody walked away. Good, it was just no way. You know, he's too much of a tough guy, we from the same town. I think I'm tough. It was, that shit was sparks flying. Wherever we would've seen each other, it would've been like, do you smell what the rock is cooking? Like, that shit had to go down. All right. Or you couldn't have, you know, you wouldn't be able to have a reputation. If you saw 50 set anywhere in New York City and at the time of that beef and Terrah Squad and 50 and them, it didn't go down. Like it almost went down at the MTV Awards. It had to go down. Yeah, yeah. If it didn't go down, he would walk away like, these old mouth and fat Joe. It was terrible. It was a terrible situation. Thank God it's peaceful. Everybody gets a long shout out to Tony, Y.A. Yo and Uncle Joe. They got that real report. You know what I mean? They just, y'all just this crazy. People, I didn't, I'm sorry, bro. I didn't know anything. No, no, it's so good. We family, everybody's love. But that was the serious situation. You know? That's true. A kid from the birds, it was very entertaining. Oh, no it was. Yeah. Y'all niggas was going at each other. That was dope. You know what I mean? And that's the whole thing. Until 50 Cent, I had never witnessed disrespect. Like I had never felt nobody in front of me, behind me. Pause, pause, pause. I never witnessed disrespect. So to me it was like shocking. You know, it was like, yo, shocking. Yo, shout out to A.B. and the brothers. Then Chris Lighty, you know, he discovered me at 50. And when he passed away, we seen each other at the funeral and that broke the ice. And he always wanted us to squash the beef. And then that's why we, you know, squash the beef. That's beautiful though, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the fact that you can get past your differences, no matter how controversial things are, you can get back to the art. That's what it's about. Nowadays, if you don't get past it, the feds just show you how to stay present in that motherfucker. Come on, fucker, I'm gonna put you Rico with one second, huh? Check on Diddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was in a curse word here? I can't say that. I'm just, I'm trying to, look, Kish, you got the same, look. I seen some shit, yo, Kish, I seen some shit. They said Diddy's planning this coming home party. Shit is fake. What a awesome present. That shit is fake. That was A.I.? Yeah. You think it's fake that Diddy won't throw a party? Diddy wanna have a sandwich and hug his kids and sit his ass down when they let him up. He's gonna have a party. Not soon as he get out, he's gonna take a bath and fry chicken and something. He's gonna sit down with his little lover. You know he had that soul food Sunday. He was in his house to eat all that soul food. But my question is, is he gonna have a party or is he gonna have a party party? You got a rap album? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Dropping, man. I'm actually dropping on May the, no, June the, when is Ice Man coming? It's June 15th. June 15th is dropping. June 15th, my next single. June 15th, I thought it was May 15th, the Ice Man. Ice, 12th, June 12th, my fault. June 12th and my next single is dropping May 15th. That's what it is. What's the name of your album? It's called The Odyssey. Yeah, man. Why The Odyssey? Because the character that I am playing, cause it's a whole backstory for this character. So he was given power to like find another planet and then this planet's like a diamond planet. So we've got to bring the economy back and he gets all this notoriety. He's got all this power. Man, you gotta tell us with this album. You saying we did normal person, gotta understand that the Odyssey guys coming from another planet from this and this and that. They don't use drugs to listen to that shit. Well, no, no, they don't even gotta do that because the music and the character is synonymous to who I am. Because it's like me in another dimension almost. Because I was young, got a lot of money, figured it out, had a lot of access, but I realized that, you know, that wasn't the most important thing. Because when you get those things, man, it's not gonna fulfill you. The most important thing is having love in your life and having God in your life. That's what it is. And that's what he discovers. So that's what the album is about. And that's the journey. You know, this journey of life, man, it's so crazy, right? Because when you come from nothing, you want it. And now when you get to my age and you look back and you just be like, yo, man, I was just way too young for them to give me all that money. I swear to God, at the time I felt like King Kong, like, yo, we got it. It just, thank God I never used drugs or abused alcohol or something because I'd have been underneath some shit right now. Like, it was like, this shit, you know, you get all that money, if you getting high too, like that must be out of control. So with me, that's, I think that's the only thing that saved my life to this day that I wasn't on drugs. Because I'm very addictive. Personality. So if I was to gamble, I don't gamble. If I was to gamble, I'd be dead broke. If I was to be getting high, I mean, forget it. I would've probably smoked a big, I would've went to fucking and Artica ain't got the biggest rockin' crack you ever seen in your life. I would've been breaking records, niggas ever, like, yo, Fat Joe got the Iceman's coach in his house, he's smokin'. What is it like, game show host? What is it like? How you like that? What's going, tell us. No, no, no, no. Game show hosting is cool because you actually, well, you have to think off your dome, of course, and you get a chance to connect with people. And you can't fake that on television. You can see connections. Like, when people are nervous, it is your job as the host, calm them down, make them comfortable. Because, you know, you could be down on my show. You can have three family members that you just lost to the balls for us. They got knocked in the water. And then you could be on edge, like, I don't know if I can come back. You throw some fucking flags at this guy off the dome, three in the water, like, yo, what's up? You not on your flagship today? Listen, my shibri and I, they're fucking through like seven flags right now. As you usually the king of flags, off the dome, like, dips in the water, dips, like, get the fuck out. Pause, pause. Hey, hey, hey, hey, nobody do that. Hey, nobody. You could lose three family members. Hey, nobody. Your butt hole would be like, what the fuck? Aw, man, it's all in the... I don't know. I just better pull out of... What did you say in the flags on this... I don't recall. Stickers of Paul's machine. I don't recall saying any of that. If I catch him, if I catch him, he's a horse. This nigga. Like, this guy, wait till you watch this episode back on, you're gonna be like, damn, I missed it. Yeah, we go straight. We gonna see it. Yeah, you did a lot of butt talking. I always... Hey, now I did some glizzy talk, but let me tell you something. I always say... We did Celebrity Family Feud. Yeah, yeah. The part where you turn around and be like, name how many people in the thing... Yo, it's a thousand people there. Yeah. And you gotta think of the... That shit is nervous. Nelson, like, you... Yo, it's really a fucking audience of 500,000 people and you gotta come up with, oh, what are you like in the bathroom? What are you... That shit is hard, bro. I was up in there like Sunday. Check in like that. That shit is hard, bro. That's... Now I know what the people... People at home don't realize with them people that kind of stress that they going through, like coming up with that, you know, survey says that... Not the one with you with your family, you know, like, who gives a fuck. But when you go out there on that dolo mission... Yeah. That shit crazy. You know what? You would actually like... You would like my show because it's like family, few, cross or wipe out if you ever get a chance. We're in our third season now, man. We're doing very well. I appreciate everybody for checking it out. You know what I mean? Y'all do some lev... How can I get on... Now we've expanded it. You can be up there. As a matter of fact... As a matter of fact, all the... Like, D-Block could come on the show, bro. The whole D-Block. Terris Squad. Come on, go. You gotta be totally set that up. I always said that I want to be like Steve Harvey. I told him in the street. I told him. Now you halfway there, nigga. You kept to... No, no, no, no. I'm fucked up. I'm more than half, you know. Talked about my shoes. Nigga, I had to say something. Tell you something. No, no, no, no, no, no. I done my rounds, like, shopping the show. How about this, kids? I done my rounds in LA shopping the show one time. And so we go to all of them. It's like one is Paramount. One's the other. You know how you got to... You need permission to get in? Absolutely. How about every single one I went to, they had a space there that said, Steve Harvey right in the front. Every studio. One had a Rolls Royce. You go to the other one, Rolls Royce. This is my fucking getting sucked. And this 15 years ago, you know how much money Steve Harvey getting? So imagine you go to Def Jam. This one, that one, that one. Everywhere you go, the motherfucker got the front off. Where you going? It's a smart car. That motherfucker getting that bread, man. He's got like 15, he's got like 15 shows. They're all syndicated. That's what you want to do. The goal is to get to 100 episodes. So it can... Hello. Get to 100 episodes and then you just, you good, bro. You know what I mean? And it's all about that syndication. Get the syndication money. He talk, that's my uncle right there. Uncle, like, Steve Harvey is my uncle. I can call him up, talk to him. Hey, boy, this is what you need to do, boy. This is what you need to do, boy. You got to get your business lined up and you make sure you bury your money, boy. Don't let these white people take your money now. You said that. Real talk. Real talk. But he's so successful because he knows how to move, maneuver, and he knows what you do. One show, like you're saying, people with sick work ethic, like you were talking about, DJ Khaled, like you were talking about Rick Ross. You have that type of mindset. You can do 15 shows. You will keep going. Your whole family will be able to eat for the rest of forever generation. You know what's crazy is, I met Steve Harvey for the first time in Abu Dhabi pre-season and I told him. I said, so he's like, yo, I love your podcast. He said, you will kiss the gentleman. I said, yo, I want to be like you. I seen his eyes. His eyes opened up. Like he couldn't believe like maybe another man was telling him some shit. Like, I said, yo, man, I want to be like you, man. Like, you successful, man. You the guy that I want to be like. And I seen him. He was taking like, oh, shit. Like, yeah, you know, I guess everybody, you know, people hold shit in. I'll tell you what you like. Fuck it, man. You are the prototype. Oh, you're the blue for a glizzy. I don't give a fuck. Ha ha ha. Yo, listen. I heard we had music. Got somebody. Odyssey off the Odyssey project. Got something? Absolutely. I've been rapping. Long as I've been doing comedy. So it just happened. The comedy was just the thing that popped first. I used to battle. I did all of that stuff. So I'm telling you. Shout out to my brother, Shalk. He's gonna remember me and me and Shalk. He's a junior high. He like day to day. And I like slick, right? Always argue every day going on the bus to school. Like, yo, slick, Rick is better than day to day. He be like, yo, day to day. That's the fun hip hop shit. You know what I'm saying? Yo, which one we playing, James? Turn it up, man. This my worship, baby. Curly Rockefeller. You can own that. You can own that. You can own that. I could put you on that. Got the smoothest sense smelling. No pillow talk. I'm chattermin'. I'm pretty mother soccer, really. Ain't nobody better. But you own that. You can own that. I could put you on that. You can own that. I'm slitting shut like a damn. Can I be your man? I want some babies in your oven, baby. Fabric plans. High-body catered to the best. I'm a cooking man. Then let me put this big ol' nine up in your diaphragm. You got that lying if you thinkin' that he better than me. I'm old school, baby. Like your grandma book of recipes. I got that 42. It's pouring in this Julio. To kill a friend, so fit me. Casa, that's me. I'm me go. That body shit. I get the taste. She cop the holy go. She take the offer. Then I'm poking like Pinocchio. My side just come as mandatory. I'll just let you flow. I fuck with that someone who said some mother's stuff. Do a dope, dope, dope. I'm a pretty handsome motherfucker. Money Bay Teller. World is like a fish, baby. Call it by your name. He got his high fan back there, look. It's your hard dog. Creative like a motherfucker. Thank you, brother. Pretty motherfucker really ain't got a doubt. Drink this 1800. To the album, modesty. Salute. You got your own life. Oh yeah yeah you got me. Oh yeah yeah you got me, baby. Fucking bomb. Yo Jay. Yo Jay. Oh yeah yeah you got me. Go to the next one. Because I like all yo tics. That's a good one. Let me tell you something boy. That's a lot. Survive, start to understand. Survive, that's a fucking vibe. I'm getting in the car and I'm driving. I'm in the car to understand that shit. That's a fucking vibe. And look, you didn't have to, you didn't have to be hard to understand it. You know what I'm saying? I don't get hard, so I, you know, that's a lie how people, people say they gotta get hard to make music. They gotta hear that's a fucking lie. I've been sober my whole life from pushing out the park. You know what I'm saying? Let's go, Jase, what's this one called? Speed feed, so. This is the man. Nah, nah. Nah, I know you need that Maserati jack. You know what I'm saying? But this is just them goings. Oh, this one, this one right here? Maserati jack, get you out of here. Still deep and frozen. It's up, hey. Got a lot of chicken like a bar, a bar. It's time to get shit popping. Can't you roll the bell so I don't know? Yeah, I say fuck what I hate to say. Hey, we ain't even need your participation. Lobster with the tail on my knee to stay. Swear. I can get a Porsche and for not a way. Swear. Because I'm losing this my body weight. A lot of dollars in my pocket, that's a different way. Hey. You make your bed, you can go and lay. Yeah. You make your bed, you can go and lay. Like you up in the womb, you ain't never seen this before. I got women that smoke, willing to picture me like a foe. I keep spilling that alphabet, but I'll be on the road. I'm busting, marking all these chickens, I can get to the go. You're gonna picture me, I'll do it well, I know that shit flow. I just have my pick of the litter, ain't it mean I'm broke? Are you trippin' again, baby? Ain't no sweat, I'm a proud, get to switch you out. Now I'll niggas back on the prowl. Ah. God damn I'm the man. Hey. I told it to be crossing. Got a lot of chicken like a ball of bar. Got that. This time the dish in my bag. She wrote what a star would know. Bitch, I'm the man in this motherfucker. Bitch, you can't stand with a motherfucker. Better try to make a brand with this motherfucker. This motherfucker's good. Here you go. Bitch, I'm the business ass, God is up his witness. I've been watching all these bitches, watch some bitches, watch my dishes. I ain't never lacking vision, 2015, no prescription. And my deal's in the kitchen like a puppy daddy did it. I'm a steamer, chunk of engine, sit you ass, bitch, now I'm a leader. I'm a beater, I'm a beater, till the ass gotta delete it. Hey, hey. One question. Who the motherfucking leader? Ice cold. Ice cold and still deep. Figure out what that. Got a lot of chicken like a bonobon. It's time to get shit. Pop me. Cause you wrote what a star would know. What the niggas say. Up, up, up. What the niggas say. Do it, do it. What the niggas say. Up, up, up. What the niggas say. Do it, do it, do it. What the niggas say. Yo, James. Y'all. My G. Listen. You a fucking talented, bro. Get that Odyssey album, man. You a fucking talented, bro. Look, and I'm telling y'all, man, when I say I listen, I listen to lyrics. I'm a, I like you two with lyricism, man. And I appreciate that. Nah, that's it crazy. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Not going long jobs and shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm just cold and still. Oh, yeah. Chicken like a body ball. I'm just hot right there, bro. I'm not a little out of you. Snocking. Listen, man. That's it. Very talented. This ain't that. That ain't this. Tracking kiss. Make some noise to Jay Farrell, yo. My God. Appreciate you, my brother. Thank you. I'm getting that album, bro. You're very talented, brother. Thank you. Jay, very, very, very talented. Before you leave, you got to give us your best kiss and your best Joe impression. Okay. Well, you know, it's similar to the pain stripes under your eyes. Yo, they need to do a tickle me, Jada. If the nigga was getting tickled, it'd be like, hey. And then the, and then these, I told you these guys, it's all about the guys. Five guys 15 with glizzies. No. 15 guys. Five niggas. Joe and Jada's show. Let's get to it, baby.