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Steam description reads, Walk in the footsteps of Jesus in this immersive first person retelling of his life, from baptism to resurrection. Perform iconic miracles, meet biblical figures, and explore the holy land from Jerusalem to Galilee. Experience the story of the Messiah and I am Jesus Christ. And I said what better way to celebrate another glorious Thursday year as we build up to Easter than jumping into I am Jesus Christ. Of course, I'll start you off with a little bit of the blood. I need a little sacrament to get me through the day. It will be shed for you and for all. Thank you Father Miller. I appreciate it. Now of course, gamescasts play usually a pretty buttoned up editorial product. This will be buttoned up, this will be editorial, but most importantly what we need to remember everybody is that Nick and I were raised Catholic. Catholic. 13 years of Catholic school right here. I had four years of Catholic school going into fourth. So if anybody's going to get all twisted up and you're going to be in their bonnet, I've put in my time. All right, I deserve this. All right, I can make whatever joke I want today. Give me a little cheers there. Cheers to you Jesus. A Lord and Savior Tim Gunnys. Thank God he's Nick Olyph. You know what I mean? So we're going to jump in. Usually gamescasts play as you play it ahead of time. You have something to say. Sure. But this one we had to jump in. We had to come in blind. You know what I mean? Well I mean. Jesus take the wheel they say. We do have someone leading us. My boss is a Jewish governor. You think we're going to fist fight Pontus Pilate? That's a job favorite starting it. Don't hesitate to send your feedback to feedback at spaceboatstudios.com. All right everybody, thank you for tuning in. So many of you in the chat right now. I see you going to know that kind of faithy up in here. It says ethic blur. I appreciate that. If you're watching, listening later maybe on the podcast feed excited to jump in. The screenshots I see don't look bad. Sure. And if you're new or if you haven't paid attention, I am Jesus Christ taking it seriously. That was going to be my question. John 1.1. In the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God. He was with God in the beginning. They're taking it seriously. Through him all things were made. Without him nothing was made that has been made. That's a space nebula. Awesome. In him was life. And that life was the light of all mankind. Oil freezes. This is kind of funny Sunday school. Correct. The light shines. Let us be your leader. What is Earth? And the darkness is not overcoming. Back there. Seventh day. Eighth day. The world became flesh. And made his dwelling among us. Oh he created all those. For no reason. Yeah well you notice we didn't start with the dinosaurs. Nope. Nope we did. Sure. We started with any of that. When you were in school and you did 40 years you said what CCD you doing like the aftercare stuff. Oh I went to St. Catherine's. I went to a Catholic school. Was anybody pushing that? That like dinosaurs didn't exist? No we didn't. I don't think. I remember when I got to college and I heard about creationism I was like wow what a very weird little sub-sec and then they became a bigger thing. I was like I y'all I went to Catholic school my entire life. They taught me science. They taught me evolution. Yeah I think this was you know my school specifically was just like whatever we can do to get your money. So if you're if you're cool with dinosaurs we're cool with dinosaurs whatever you just do. We'll just take it. And she gave birth to her firstborn a son. She wrapped him in clothes and placed him in a manger. I started a manger. There was no guest room in the hall. Oh that'd be sick if the crawl. And there were shepherds living out of the fields. Why? I'm back to keep watching them. Oh yeah I guess John. He's just gonna be a mechanic here for like nails. Probably. Like you don't come too long. Well I'm not being, I am going to eat dunked eggs. You gotta just hold your breath. Dubbo says in my school they taught us the first handful of books in the Bible were a myth. That I think makes more sense. I'll never forget we were in Catholic school again 13 years of Catholic school and it would have been either sophomore or junior year. We had a new slide in the manger. Dead. Well we're explaining some concept. She's like well it's just like for us in mass when we sit you know consecrate the the Eucharist and the wine. We really believe we're eating the flesh and blood of Jesus. And every one of the room literally went and she tried to go on like no no stop what did you just say? Stop stop stop stop yeah. None of us believe that. What are you talking about? Yeah. It's like no no that's what it means. That's crazy. Oh shit. Oh press A to confirm the answer. I can say no. John the Baptist he resides in the neighboring area doing many baptismals daily. He shall serve as the starting point of your journey to bring hope, life and a new birth of the world and to man. You alone are the hope of the world. A soul that's a lot to put on Jesus as dogma brought up. Yeah it's a poor little baby. Now please seek out John the Baptist. I have to get to give her. But I like that confirm your answer and skip dialogue at the same button. Nice hold it here we go. Oh shit. Oh wow. You know that I love a good first person RPG. Yeah you gotta have it. As the games here I am. What can I loot? Do I need to eat? Do I need to worry about? No. Nothing to interact with so far. Well you know that makes sense you know this is our little our little house with Mary and Joseph. Nice to see this time period. Learn a lot of John the Baptist. You don't have a lot of context. We don't you know what I mean? Jesus wondered when his father adobe huts here. Oh dad. Papa. Look he's a carpenter. Hello Jesus. Father I had a dream piece me with you. Piece me with you. Leave the conversation. You're killing it. You are killing an I am Jesus. Father I had a dream. An angel spoke to me. That is truly something my son. May the Lord be with you. I don't know where John is. But go ask Mary. Okay. She may know more. Mom always knows. Man and they look at that they put a compass up there. Yeah. Like a real full blown we got. That's good so far. I'm kind of climb. Can I scale walls? Jesus doesn't have to. Oh no. Are my miracles. Okay I'm getting it. I'm getting it. Oh you got miracles. Well not yet. Many people have attempted to write everything that have taken boats. Yeah okay. Place among us reports of these things were handed down to us. Kind of came. We all thought that was going to change the world. These things for themselves from the beginning. They saw them and then passed the word on. Is Jesus a mage class? Yeah you must be right. Man assess his creed at your heart out. Hardcore. Hardcore. Now many times Nick I'm going to laugh. Yeah and I'm going to chuckle. I want to make sure people know I'm not making fun of the video game and the developers. Yeah. They put their whole heart and soul into this and I appreciate that. It's more the fact that this is Jesus fallout. This is Jesus fallout. Jesus fallout. And I'll tell you what guys from my very limited you know you're the professional here as far as like gaming is concerned. I think in the church stuff. Well as church as well. I mean I look to you a lot for guidance just across the board spiritually. But there's there's two ways to make this game. There's the way that this developer chose to make this game. Yeah and then there's the way you and I would have made this game. Where we would be. We would be in a lot of trouble. What is the Catholic Church would you remember the Catholic Church used to protest shit. Yeah and then they'd like legit try to get movies from coming out. Yeah. Yeah that's what would have happened if we'd made this game. Yeah of course. Angel appeared to me in a dream said the time's come I must go and find John my cousin. He's preparing. I hope John Paul the third would rise and be like you guys can't be doing this. If the angel has spoken you must follow. My heart has known this day would come. I appreciate that in keeping with the Catholic Church like all the voices are very like Anglo-Saxon. They're very Anglo-Mong. I was at the market the other day. It's nice. It really makes you it's a consistent through life. Exactly. It's a consistent through life. Can I. There was a lot of people when we were showing art of it were like why isn't Jesus black. You're like you won't know why. Yeah. We're sticking to the tried and true stuff here. The same reason why dinosaurs don't have feathers. We're just you know this is what we all believe and this is what we're doing. We're too late now. This is the reality we've created. Jesus is a white very very very good looking white man. That's how it's just how it is stunning. The eyebrows that was on it was always when I have to look at the eyebrows the blush on his cheeks. Yeah. So I had a painting of him that I was like damn. So good looking. It makes you look at questions. Well that was the thing. Have you ever goes you can't question that. Have you ever heard this. I'm sorry. The vision we all and I don't know how much of this is accurate chat. You can keep me honest. But what we think of now when you think of white Jesus you know what I mean. He's actually the lover of Leonardo da Vinci. He painted him as Jesus. The gobbled. That checks out. The coke thing. That checks out. That's very hilarious as well. It's not bad. What is this. We're we drinking today. The blood of the new and ever lost in the covenant. This is Paso point. Paso point here. Cabernet. Someone else has seen something significant. The cab. 2019. Nice little cat. But we didn't even know. Oh this guy's angry. The Roman's right there. The spirit destiny. You can tell I'm playing too much. Starfield's like you try to talk to him when I'm jumping. Yeah. Oh yeah. Top one. The Roman governor's decision. I know what happened. The question is a neighboring shot. No man from our family has ever stood before this. I really do think that given that it is he's just outside there. One of us should beat this game. Look tired. Yeah. I wonder how fast it is. We're not questioning that. You need to do pillow. Maybe another time. What happened to you. I don't want to be ready. Or a paragon. Jesus. That's gonna be amazing. I feel like you'd be like dipped toward the devil. We have. There was I saw the trailer. They had him out in the desert. I'm going to talk to the devil. Special offer. Two bowls for the price of one. Thank you. But no need. What happened. I did setting up my goods. It was already like this. The Romans destroyed your him stall. I don't know what he. Do you know where the new scribe lives. Not a bad looking game. Yeah. I mean it's not you know cutting edge. Now you know blah blah blah. It's like it's a place. It's running well. It's playing well. Again. They tried really hard. I mean the world is realized. A lot of stuff going on on these tables. I'm trying to speak nicely. You're doing great. Thanks buddy. Yes. Oh it was terrible. The Romans came here and they wanted to punish him for his ties to John's disciples. Joachim got it. Thank you for the information. It's you are Jesus. Or remember he didn't know everything right away. No I know. I just feel like it's like. Here we go. Divine vision. Yes. With divine vision you can uncover hidden clues and interactive objects to guide your journey. Detective mode. Jesus found the place. He knew that Jesus saw the blood and understood. It could only be Joachim's. Divine path. Follow the shimmering trails. Manifest manifestations of your divine intuition. Taking us to our next thing. Do it. Use it. Figure it out. Feel it. I'm Batman and Jesus. It's just I have a hard time as a Catholic boy from the 80s. Wrapping my head around making a property that you're selling where you get to be Jesus. If you were telling the story if you're like a protagonist that was like following Jesus trying to help Jesus that might be a better narrative device but in this we're literally just like you get powers. Sandals and all. There is. Oh fuck you fucked up. I haven't you buddy. I believe it's not the Romans. Name. The wound isn't serious. I'll manage. Give or eat. The Romans wanted to punish me for the true story of Jesus's childhood. I escaped. It was like a friend at the farm. It was a modern. The Romans. Not churchy but like not jokey either but it was like Biff Jesus's best friend. Who covered like what because it's you know Jesus jumps from being a baby to being 33 or jumps from being a teen here to 33. Yeah. It was filling all that in. That's yeah Jesus's childhood friend. Him dealing with the miracles and Mary Magdalene and all so it was really good. Wasn't that the was not the period that Da Vinci code covers to when he when Jesus was out there on the streets laying it. I don't remember that. I don't know if I watched this. The whole point of the Da Vinci code was that Jesus had in that period fathered kids. Hell yeah. And then and and one of the kids was the holy grail. You know yeah. And I think she was so cool. Do you read them or just watch. I read the book. Well I watched it first and I was like I'm going to go back and read the book. That's it. Because I legitimately as a dumb 20 something whenever that book came out I was just like yes real good secrets in here man. I didn't realize the whole thing was just kind of fiction as is much of the myth also. I was going to say I'll tell you what I appreciate that Jesus unlimited stamina again playing a lot of star field right now so it's like I'm used to my man. If you're going to sit here and tell me that Jesus has a fucking stand bar. You're not real. You're not a real Christian. Why is it black and white. I was in detective. I'm looking for the friend. What was it called in Arkham detective. Detective. Detective. I'll point out that I do find it offensive that your cross is that much bigger than mine. Your life. You're in the nun costume. That's a big cross. I mean I. They said to me one year ago. What do you think would have to happen for you to like refine your faith. Well. This is over the air and he said I don't mean like bad stuff. I mean like what would you need to see miracle wise for you to be like I'm going back to church on Sunday. I would need something I don't believe in God or something bigger than ourselves. You know what I mean. It's just I don't I don't I just lost faith in the Catholic Church and the rules and these things. I think it's just more than we. You know what I mean. It's the fact that so many people want to put spaces between you. Yeah. And want to put all these rules on something that they clearly don't understand. I would they kind of think you know what I mean. Yeah. There's something going on here. You know what I mean. Is it. Is it Jesus is in this kind of. I don't think you know what I mean. But I think there's something. It's not that I've lost. For me to go back to Catholicism and church like that. Like literally Jesus. You gotta go back. Two things that happen right now. A good person isn't good enough. Like you need to go and fucking kneel and sign across and do all this shit prostrating yourself in front of the altar. Right. Yeah. Two things are happening. Talk to fucking Father Mike and the stranger and tell him what dumb thing you did. Like OK. Hey Greg. It's me Jesus. Two things real quick. One. Yes I am real. And two. I'm addicted to the nicotine. They said you come back. They didn't say you want to smoke. If I was Jesus I would smoke. You're not going to be cancer. I can't die twice. An urgent air induce. Then you have come to the right place. He is in the pantry. Go in peace and may your message reach him. Swip. You like the twisted part of my brain once we're like this is at some point going to go off the rails and become a send up. Right. Oh yeah. Like I want this so badly to be game of the year because the humor because the wit because there's a twist happening somewhere here where you do have to fight the devil and like you get you get a choice between like sexualities and gender and all these things that like Jesus you know we know the Catholic church opposes but this could have been an amazing thing to do that with but thank you. I don't think that's how they're doing. And like you know it's funny one of my first ever paid video game reviews was the Bible game. Yeah. I did a freelance review of the Bible game for like some content farm whatever before I know him. Well it was bad. Jeopardy Bible or I forget what it was exactly but it's like the people who go out and try to make churchy games usually do a really bad job job. What up ZJ the ball from PSI love you if you remember that. Here's a cash grab for trophy money that they can tackle and then enter the Bible area which leads to so I really do respect these guys for being like hey we're doing first person Jesus RPG. Okay. I would have never in my life worn a habit before. Yeah. But it's like the opposite of the Batman cowl where I can turn my head independently and it doesn't move. Oh yeah. That's really cool. Man they design these great. Any what they were up to when they were like just hide women. This game makes me want to play a vow to get. You ever finish that? No. I got pretty far into it though. Go back to Starfield. What's the deal with you playing Starfield again? They dropped the DLC drop? They did a trackers alliance thing when they announced the new DLC and then a big DLC drop. Okay. Because the PlayStation is one of the four of them. I like the vibe of Starfield. I think it's one of those like it to me it's going to be one of those like cyberpunk where I go back after everything's 100% fixed and I'm like I'll try this again. I'd be interested to try it. What didn't you like about it? Two spaced out. It just seemed boring. It was like there was a ton to really compel me forward. Gotcha. There's definitely more of that. I'd be interested if it's still too spacey for you. I'm going to go to the river get back. I also think I tried to I went off the path and tried to take on a space casino or something like that and I just got clowned out. I just hard you know you got to kind of follow the progression. Now they have more stuff in terms of like side quests and shoot things to shoot off. And this new stuff they're encouraging you to fly planets and land around. Oh cool yeah. Here we go. Let's get baptized. You know what I would absolutely adore if we just ran into Andy. If Andy had done Vio for this into the Talos. I would love that. It's going to happen one day and he's going to ride with us. Oh it's not me. No he would. Oh that is you by that. I'm still on so good. I haven't eaten yet. Today I want to get two reps and tell you what I really think of the Catholic Church spoilers. They're awesome. Preaching a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins. John wore clothing made of camel's hair with a leather belt around his waist and he ate locusts and wild honey. The whole Judean countryside and all the people Jewish are going out to him. You think about that. No. You crisped out from locusts. Think about that. That doesn't you get like flower and water. It's more like you know they're not stored in E correctly. Well back then your stomach was a lot more like your constitution was a lot more strong. You died in 32. Well that's you know that's actually with the Holy Spirit and fire. I'll tell you right there John the Baptist looks scary. The Baptist is kind of hot. Got it. This doesn't look like this is Timmy you John the Baptist. Yoked out John the Baptist. This guy's fucking eyes are looking through me. He's already seen. I drank too much of the sacrament. Let him Jesus courses through my mouth. Let me says wow we just skip in content. We haven't skipped one cut scene yet. We need you all to understand we're actually slowly converting you to the Church of Christ. Days of Creation rings rotate the rings to match the short descriptions of the seven days of creation starting from the center. Okay so it's lockpicking. Yeah you gotta do it. This is actually very clever. It's making me rethink my faith. Is that where he goes? No no that's what he was saying. Imagine you should match it up. Oh that's a lot of reading. One of the reasons why I hated church should begin with. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was formless and empty. Darkness was on the surface of the deep and God's Spirit was hovering over the surface of the waters. God said let there be light and there was light. God saw the light and saw that it was good. God divided the light from darkness and called it light day. Let there be an expanse. Waters. Let it divide the waters from the waters. Great show. Kevin loves that show. We're all very excited for the water. In divided the waters it's not like mess effectively. Oh I did like mess. In divided the waters which uh okay well what's with the goofy little Oh I see. Like I don't understand that language. I don't speak that language. Joey do you speak this language? Joey just came in for some. Maybe he brewed? I don't know. I don't know it's a spin the thing. I don't know what the fuck I'm. I just came for some water. Go ahead. Yeah. You've lost. Oh wow. Peace be with you. We do have a miracle going on here. All I need is a miracle. All I need is Jesus Christ. Superstar. Okay. Oh oh uh yeah okay hold on a second I got it. Okay hold on. Okay what are we looking at? What are we missing? Well now it's like this is fun because like we're in an alien world. Up there those rings have three and this has one so maybe like day one obviously light I should leave it on one. Day two I find it and I put it on a space with two words. Do you feel me dog? Sure. Yeah just one word. Water in the sky. They didn't pre they didn't practice for this. No this is great but I mean you know it's the mysteries of of creation. Yeah. You know you gotta figure some shit out for yourself. You want to be invested in Jesus. How fucking awesome would it be if this is what it was though when you went up to the pearly gates? Oh cool. Spin this shit. Can you get in Jesus? Jesus you're at this is your house you know but can you get in? Hey man you love figuring this shit out. Oh yeah I'll be right there he pulls up in the truck. The Ranger. I'm like did the Ranger finally kill you? Finally. All right now I'm gonna go for just short words then okay that's small that's smaller. That's too big. Oh wait because you look at this there's the numbers on them too. How do they have the snake skin though? Think about that. I haven't thought about it. I should. Yeah check the Genesis. Give me the translation is it not? Keep going scroll down on this fucking thing. It's like the quote isn't using the same symbols. That's figured it out. Yeah check knows what's going on. Maybe not. North says do you need a Bible IRL to decode the puzzle? They're trying to translate Hebrew. Read the English prompts. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just trying to figure out what quadrant. Wait I mean where do I stop it? What do you need to read these prompts? Oh I see. Cheers everybody. Peace be with you in the chat. It is changing. It is changing. Yeah if you hover over the Hebrew what does it say? When I spin it the words change. If we were trying to be entertaining we would have seen the words change. Yeah okay yeah okay okay. I see it. I see what it was saying. I see what it said. That's water and sky. And then it was land of vegetation. No the last days rest we don't know that. That's what I'll need to check after that. That old blood of Christ they say. Yeah okay okay okay. I think Joey just needs to be in here with us. It would have been helpful. You know what I mean? Then up like a Christmas tree with us. So it was lights bam and then yeah we had that. Then it was water and sky bam we had that. Oh be fruitful. Multiply the seas with the birds that animals we got that right. Oh no let the earth. That's not a bad idea. Native ones says they should make you play this in Sunday school. I would have been way more into this. Oh 100 percent. 100 percent. Oh this is fucking lit. I'll figure this out. We already know it's rest on the last day. Yeah last day is rest. We know that. You had it. You had it. You had it. Rest. There you go. Sun and Moon and Stars has to be the second last day. Right. Man was over here right. I'm just gonna google it. Hey creatures and birds I feel like they were right. Hey Siri remember when God made the world? What did he make? What were the seven days? What did he make every seven days? Are there two? Seven days story of creation. Oh man I want this so much. Day five little fish birds. Right. Right. Had it. That's what exactly it means. No that was all it was. That was just that was the whole article about that one. Day one light. Light and darkness were separated. Day two God created the firmament, the sky to divide the water. That's what I had. Day three dry land was separated from the seas and vegetation and plants were created. Day four the sun, the moon, the stars were created to govern the day and night. Day five is three creatures. We're meeting God. There he is. That's Bethany, Deo and Jordan. That's God right there looking. Look at tall. Neo Ashi says actually cool. He's in the Bible as a puzzle. It is. Wow he's tall. God got those like got that height surgery because he's well they're they're in 85% they're like he's an alien you know. He's an alien. He's not your tip but he looks like two kids standing on his shoulders. His image. Jesus Christ he's tall. Roughly exactly minutes. Thank you very much over. Thanks God. That was our voice of God Barrett telling us for 30 minutes. That's good to shit out of me. Before we go further and prepare for the journey talk to John. We'll take a word to talk about our sponsors. Remember we could do fun stuff like this and buy costumes like this if you didn't have a kind of funny membership. The wine was free. Don't worry. 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I am a promise. With a capital P. I am a great big bundle of potentiality. Here we go. And I am learning to hear God's voice and I'm trying to make the right choice because I'm a promise to be anything God wants me to be. Especially a virgin. And that's what I call dust and children. Sing about this. Touch yourself. Don't touch yourself. Don't. How does he always prepare it? Not for me. Chad, do you see the mouse on his head? Should I get up and move the mouse? Oh yeah. I can do it. That's too far. Why isn't John talking? Okay, let's start. You want to do it? I'm closer. Oh my goodness. I am Jesus Christ to everybody available right now. No better way to celebrate Easter. So far, Jerry's still up. It's interesting. On the thing, right? Perform 30 plus miracles. I want to get to that. Yeah, we got to get a miracle. But I understand I'm starting small. Hey, I'll just see what we understand. We're Jesus. Yeah, we get it. We don't need to go there. We got to go. I'm jumping out. Leave the disciples to arrest him. I need to get to the point where I see some water and that shit better go red. You better be walking on water soon, doggy dog. If you're using the red sea with Moses. No, water and a wine. Oh, I'm so sorry. I need water to become wine and I need you to, you know, didn't you do the thing where and then all the fish showed up? And you're like, oh my God, he fed a whole, he fed all of, you know, upstart. The red wedding. Yep. I'm with you. I see, I made the connection. I understand where you're going. Yeah, it was a wedding. I needed the, I think a lot about game of Thrones because of Millie Alcock. Oh yeah, of course. Super girl. From hot D. Have we arrived? Humble, but it will be enough to prepare for the journey. That's great air. I feel like the camera needs to come down. No, we like that much. We're centering everybody. Yeah, there's a lot of head room. Yeah, we, it's fine. Even among the markets. It does give me anxiety. Like I do want to come over comms and be like a little, little less headroom. In this way, John the Baptist baptized. That water is crazy. Price 412 says, what's the miracle count for? At 30, you get to ascend to the cosmos. Yeah, pretty much. Here, think about how hard we could go if we could become saints. There's that video game saint. I'm in real life. There is some guy died and became a saint because of video games or some shit. The news. Did you manage to find John? Would you like to return to Nazareth with me? I'm leaving this evening. I got even shorter. It's even more headroom. All right. Game devs bring down the headroom. It does have. I have no control over. It does have the effect that it makes Jesus look like he's as tall as you. Sure. Because I imagine this is what you looks like when you talk to me. Well, I mean, I'm going to get my head down. You're like, I'm more top of the head. If I was talking to a woman, okay, not that much. Christ on the wall. Behind me. Those who learned to wait. He pointed to you. He said he was not worthy to untie the strap of your sandals. And we, we do not even know how we should stand before you. We are still disciples of John. Every disciple begins with one. But we would like to. We dare not ask. But if, if one day you allow it. I'm pretty serious. There is when they talk like that and like, and like the, and like. It does make me think that they're trying to. But Rabbi, are you leaving us? What should. But she says they're a little meek. I mean, the meek are in the hair and the earth. You know that. And they're like, I don't want to be too forward, but what if we went out for some fun, dude? Sure. Oh, here we go. Get on the road to Galilee. Don't mind if I do. Bye guys. Enjoy hanging out with John the Baptist. I'll see you later. What am I doing with my hands? I met a Galilean. I'm okay. So my trigger can bring up my hands to my face. Got to throw a hands dog. Do some elbows, do some knees. Jesus knew. Holy spirit. Holy spirit. You were following the Holy spirit. It looks like a, it looks like a spur. Your dog getting Oh, we're going to the wilderness? Are we going to fucking see Satan? Yeah, of course we are. The Holy Spirit bandages. The Holy Spirit bandages. Files and reflection. Venture into the wilderness. For it is there that the spirit will strengthen you. To fulfill your divine purpose, you must first embrace the solitude of the wilderness. Follow me into the desolate places where your faith will be tested. It's hard to believe there's a wilderness here. Well, you got nice trees over there. I think that is, well, I think wilderness is like a forest. Well, I mean, you know, they didn't have as many words for wilderness back then. Oh, sure. They only had five words in English language. A lot of trees wilderness, yeah. You will be tested and strengthened for the path ahead. Damn. Holy spirit slow down. Holy spirit. I can't see you anymore. Always with us, even when we can't see him. Getting hot out here. Yeah. Yeah. He defects the sand. I thought that was going to be quicksand. I thought Jesus was going to get stuck in the old 80s trap of quicksand. Oh, yeah. I mean, never too late. He's just need some water. He's up on the hill. Is there a burning bush? It was a camel or something. It'd be awesome. He's fucking ripping a camel across the dune. Yeah. The grad says so Catholic religion was just a guy with heatstroke, sea and stuff. Pretty much. Sure. One could argue. Also, that's engaging gameplay right here. You got to run up the hill. No, come back. No. Kind of sounds like Travis. Hey, but it sounds a little like Travis. Yeah. I mean, he's got to be pissed. There's also a little bit where they're dipping into the sort of like the Shakespearean. Yeah. Yeah. You're divine. You know, they start getting, they start affecting the British accent. Star Wars style. What are the rings, though? There's no clerks from them. Well, yeah, we do have that. Better not move again, Holy Spirit. Fucking, look at that water. It was nice. Unreal. Here we go. We're back in the book. A good book. Jesus, full of the Holy Spirit. Left the Jordan and was led by the Spirit into wilderness. Even the rocks like he had the laylings. You're not going to let me talk to the devil? You talk to the devil. He ate nothing during those days. And at the end of them, he was hungry. That's how it works. I haven't had lunch yet. I'm hungry. Here we are in Siberia. Where's the fucking devil? That sucks. I better interact with the devil right now or we'll have some problems. I think you're gonna. I mean, look, they're setting the stage. There's a sandstorm. It's foggy. It's scary. You haven't had a drink of water in 18 days. You're still fucking whipping it like. Oh man, Jesus can run like nobody's business. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, you can't cancel that. Jesus can't jump. White Jesus is white dude. Yeah. Oh, I mean, so far so good, you know, not that challenging a gameplay except for that one puzzle that really threw us. You know, like we said, this is very much like if you. You thought you were going to talk to Satan. Let me talk to Satan, everybody. The serpent is among us. Oh, shit. Satan, we got like that. Maybe he gets a good headroom. It was the frame. Yeah, you got a you got a respect seat. If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread. Hours yet. And I'm done with any miracles. Man shall not live by bread alone. Do you need bread though? Yeah, actually eating is right. Carbohydrates are pretty good for brain found. Aren't we all? I will not put my father to the test. He guides me and will give me strength to endure. Oh, shit. Shit. Quick time event. Fuck yeah. Here we go, y'all. Don't forget which control you're on. Oh, really? Oh, you gotta let it pass. Oh, speed it up. Okay. What? What? How do you press these buttons to speed up? Guide the thing along the path to keep. Oh, tap. I'm in charge. I'm in charge. Oh, okay. Nothing to me. Otherwise, I really don't understand what they have me doing, but I'm doing it. Got a point to the right. Point to the right. I mean, you see me, I'm doing it. It's a twin stick shooter. I'm pointing as much as I can point. It's a fucking twin stick shooter. I'm pointing as much as I can actually point to. Your point. There we go. Why would you just whip that shit? I don't know what just happened. Oh, I think Barrett's helping us out. I think God's helping us out. What's with the mouse? I don't, I mean, I don't know. What is the mouse? I'm playing on control. What's the mouse doing? The mouse is going anywhere. All right, so press this on the thing to speed up. Guide the light along the path to keep pace. Point the way with your cursor. Yeah, you gotta. So, hold on. So, I gotta, okay. Oh, I see what you're doing. Here we go. Yeah, you're making it happen now. Make it happen. Captain, come on. Speed it up, Jesus. Jesus. Jesus and I love you. You're doing it. You're nailing it. Not this time. I think it could be it. No, you're fine. It's not catching up to you, buddy. Fine, you got it. You're having a great time. Oh, you're crushing it now. Do you want me to go on the mouse? That make it easier? I just need the power of God right now. God of Christ. It compels me. Oh, this thing's, you know, you're getting three quarters of the way there. I like the little spin. I like the juke move. All right, we're gonna get, I'm gonna use the mouse. Yeah, go get the mouse. Yeah, that's just you and me now. Cue up your Bible questions. I'll answer them for you one on one. Oh, now you're gonna use wasa, though. Uh... All right, he's got, it still seems like it's moving too fast. I'm being real. Maybe you're doing too many small increments, buddy. Is that what it is? Yeah, I think you need to go like bigger swaths. Like, let it ride. Just point the mouse. There we go. Yes. This is it right here. Yeah, I don't tap it. There we go. Maybe lead it a little bit more. Lead it a little bit more. Because it's following you, remember? Yo, this shit sucks. Give it, put the mouse cursor a little farther ahead, I'm thinking. Because I just, right on its nose, I want you like, I want you like right there, yeah. See how it's speeding up to meet you? No. Go around the corner, run the... If I go into the corner, you're gonna, I gotta stay in front of it. You gotta build momentum around the curves. You do your breaking before the curves. Forza. Up, up, up, up, up. Go! You're just losing it in that final curve there, buddy. You got it. Now, up, up straight. Get some speed, get some speed, daddy. I can't do it any faster! Get some speed, daddy! I can't do it any faster, Jesus! Go up. There you go. There you go. Farther you get away from it, faster you go. There you go. Love where your head's at. Whip it, whip it, whip it! Jesus wants you to whip it! Take the regulator off, Jesus loves you. There we go. Whip it, whip it, whip it! Whip it, good! It's that second bend you're losing them. Oh, I love where your head's at. Yes. W, W. I'm hitting it. I do not understand how that works. There we go. Yes. This is working, daddy. Fuck you, Satan! Fuck you, Satan! Fuck you! Lord of darkness! Fuck you, Satan! Fuck you and your big dick, Satan! You know Satan's got a hog, right? Oh my God, it's a dick's huge. This thing's like a fucking board. I was like, Jesus, this is 10. It's 10 if it's an inch. We did it, everybody. We got there. Thank you for the fucking Satan's in chat. Yeah, thank you, guys. You can't let the dark lord in. You'll never be the same again. Why does that, by the way? Huh? Why does this? I think I might be crouching. Oh yeah, you're crouching a little bit. Well, you're all 19 feet tall, so the crouch is going to be a little smaller than everyone else's. So much that, and they're like, hey, how tall do you think Jesus was? Well, historically back then, he would have been about 5'5", 5'4". It looks like he's seven foot, it looks like he's making fucking wilt chamberlains tight. Oh man. Oh, the serpent's behind you. Clever. Nagini! Right there, Nagini! Oh, I thought we were going to be like modern-day Scottsdale, Scottsdale, Arizona. He looks like Voldemort, that's crazy. Any good job making a creepy second? Yeah. Things creepy. It is also written, do not put the lord your god. Are you afraid? He can't question God. Blind faith, you gotta blindly follow him. I will not test. I will not test my God, for my faith is unwavering. Am I trusting him? Not in your temptations. Oh, you're back, baby. You better get your ass over there. Oh, Greg, you know God. You gotta get back in the thing. I'm gonna try! I gotta try! Oh, you know what, should we do this together? What do you mean, you go do it? You want me to go do it? You want me to be on mouse? Yeah, you go try it. See how you like it. Oh, game changer. What'd you figure out? I hit Y as I hit it. Look at that. Oh, we got it now. Now we know what's up. That was not, see, I hit it too early. I see the problem. We got it, everybody. Ever felt Jesus, we got it. That's just fuck boy. There we go. Sorry, Satan, eat it. Eat a fat one, Satan. How many more snake trials do you think we're gonna go through? One more, probably. Jesus, look at that snake, dude. That's like the anaconda from Conan the Barbarian. Remember when he kills it? And then James Earl Jones gets all pissed at it. He goes, like, that was my pit snake. I don't remember that. Fucking movie. I don't remember Conan well. That's another one that like, we like the sci-fi stuff, like Terminator, so we watched it, but I don't remember ever like, connecting. Yeah, you go back and look at it as fucking awesome. Yeah. But it's bonkers. Maybe Jesus is gonna be the one to blow the horn, everybody. Uh-huh. So we meet again, Jesus. Oh, he's got some boys laying around. Yeah. Show you the power and glory of the world. Look, all these kingdoms of the world and their splendor. Pirey Phoenix Superchats says, the power of Christ compels you. Bless me, Father Greg and Sister Nick. Bless you, Pirey Phoenix. Get after it. Go be someone for the world. Away from me, Satan! For it is written, worship the love of your God and serve him only. All these kingdoms can be yours without suffering without the cross. You reject the power and wealth of this world, I feel like we could hire this team to make Dapper die. Bring a little spirituality to it. Yeah. Yeah. Here's my pitch for Dapper die. Can I get you on this? Oh, shit. Oh, shit! Oh, fucking Jesus! Okay, so I tag him and I drag him to the portal. Tag him and drag him, baby. Right back to the fucking torture chair from the scene of Royale. Come here. For your torture, Jesus is nuts. Get him in there. It's our soul. Come on, y'all. Tag him. Tag him, Rick. Okay, he's fast. Out of... I think you got him. Yeah, I think you got him. Watch out. You got the belly of the serpent right there. Push him. Push him into the thing. Got him. We saved his ass. I killed him all the way over there. I gotta get him. Gotta push him. You physically need to push him or are you using the force to push him? I need to physically move. Oh, so you have to actually... I can't shoot the force. You have to make contact with him. You can't use Jesus. Well, it's just Jesus. Jesus walks faster than you push the guy. Jesus? Does Jesus have a walk? Or is it just constantly like a low sprint? Great clutch. Close. Always right behind you. Always right there. Daffy on the shoulder helping you. Kickle in your fancy. Hey, you should go home, but instead... What if you went? You got some mozzarella sticks. You had a vape. You had a mozzarella stick. If you vaped and ate some mozzarella sticks, they would... Fuck Satan. That sounds like more fun. Every soul, I will enter their bodies and combine diseases inside. Satan has the diseases. Satan's got the diseases. I will boil their minds Do you think the disease is a metaphor? Like he's going to crop their minds for like sin? Or do you think it's like leukemia? I think it's like leukemia. Oh, okay. And then I will go to Jerusalem to their capital and will take the seas with my darkness. And sins in such a way they will stop Jesus and kill him. Oh, fuck man. That way for a little bit, dude. Satan's got a fucking medal. Yeah. He can't stop me. I'm probably casing you. You resisted the temptation and remained steadfast in your faith, emerging victorious. Exorcisms unlocked. I'm going to go to Jerusalem. This is how we get the followers. Got it. Man, it's over here. I'm sick. Played this town because everything's green now. So you got to go over to the next round. We got some red houses over there. Yeah, we'll get there. I assume that just means you haven't looked at them, but there's got to be a couple of people that need some. You unlocked the miracle of exorcism after resisting Satan's temptation. Use it to help possess and gain followers. Help possess people marked on the map. You got it, guys. RB for exorcism. How hard do you think we'd have to try to get Tim to agree to let us exercise him? I would really like that. Because we're probably going to wear him down pretty easy. You'd think so, right? Yeah, you can't. I don't meet my family, not a chance. We're here to exercise people. Yeah. I'd like to exercise them, too. My tongue's itchy. Here we go. That's what happened. So we're going north. I mean, yeah, I guess. I guess. When you get the allergies, the back of your throat, you kind of get scratchy, but you can't itch it. Scratch it. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm like a horse, yeah. Like a horse. I'm like a horse. Really, really. Is this your horse? Is that bad, Asmar, for you? It's like your Asmar. You ever think I should play Starfield again? I'd like to give it another shot. You like those kind of games, yeah. I do like those kind of games. I've gone back to Cyberpunk quite often. Yeah, I know you have. I respect that you're just like, I'm going to run over the rocks. Jesus needs a little quad. They really didn't give it much fight against. Do you mean a little bit? Yeah, I mean, yeah, we already, yeah, I did. That's how I know that that's the exercise. I want to see the exercise of demon. You got the first miracle, so congratulations. Only 30 more to go. 29 more to go. That guy is a demon. Yeah, he's definitely, he's either demon or he's got scoliosis, but whatever. Back then, they probably thought it was the same fucking thing. Obviously, the only one you can pick is that one. Let's see what they were, yeah. Remember, your and there are you said faith will bring salvation. Father Miller, he's got to know where the portal is for me. Where is it? Is it behind you? Yeah, dude. What are you doing? Are you doing the light? Now I'm doing the light. I'm standing. Oh my God. You got him. I hold this. Can you get more than one or the other? Oh, that's right behind you. You got the four right there. There you go. You got him. He's coming. Come on. You get my positive. Boom. Oh, is he through? He's going. There's an A to B. Oh, it sucks him through. Got it. It's like a self-closing cabinet. Yeah. But we think it's not going to close. And it slowly closes. Faith is required to use the villains like the Divine Mission. Remember not to let it be awesome. Hold R.I.T. trigger to pray. Pray. Where is my father or something? Oh my God. The praying looks like the teleportation from Star Trek. That's so sick. Again, where was this game when I was growing up? I'd be a devout Catholic now. Get in the trap, y'all. Get in there. Can they hurt me? They don't seem to be hurting me. I don't think so. Let me get him. Let me. They killed them, but. Well, they can't buy it. Last laugh you had at it. Yeah, still around, actually. Well, around somewhere. Nailed it. Crushed it. Very light yellow. You can tell we did it. Not green. Let's check on the fair. A very light yellow. Yo, hey. I need you to come fill up that cup. Yeah, get a little more of the good stuff. What are you doing over there? Joey, it's Easter. Be our friend. And with reason, the buddy's coming out. You can find me in Jerusalem, Bethlehem, Nazareth, or by the banks of the Jordan River. If you truly are as wise as they say, then face the mirror. Oh, and we just didn't chat. Are you up for an intellectual challenge? Perhaps one posed by a face. Oh, huh. Who tricked his father Isaac? No, Joey, I had church questions. Who tricked his father Isaac into giving him the blessing meant for his brother? Oh. Probably Jacob. I want to say it was Isu, right? Maybe. We won't use sheets. I think it's Isau because I think it is. Well, that's what we need that, though. I think it is. Oh, got it. Kate and Abel's who I'm always thinking of. I don't know. I don't know. Say for right. Now the Joe. Fancy trying to crack a mental exercise inspired which city was destroyed after its walls fell out of the sound of the Israelites trumpet. Oh, which city? Wait, break the wall. Stay. Yeah, I did. Down the walls. That's Chris Jericho's entrance. But yeah, never knew what that was around. Like teasing your brain with a challenge that might have tested how many plagues did God send upon Egypt before Pharaoh let the Israel. What are my choices here? Yeah, what are my choices? I want to say. Is it? Oh, fuck. This is my. I want to say five. You think it was five? You think it was 12? So it's the little bit. Yeah. It's the blood in the. Yeah. Yeah. The first born. It was 12, right? The 12 plagues. Yeah. People are saying 12 in the chat. Wow. Wow, they're also saying 10. And then. Ah! How much was it? Did God send upon Egypt before Pharaoh let the Israelites go? I mean, now he's going to go five like Joe he wanted originally. Almost. Oh, it's 10. Okay. I think they don't let Jesus lose. Again, they want you to learn. Oh, I got. Hello. Yeah, right? Joey, we're in for this. We're actually, we didn't want to tell you, but all three of us are staying here on that written marathon. This until we get until we find absolution. Oh, you know what, Joe? You have two choices. You can stay in the room, drink wine with us. You don't have to talk and you have to stay here until we beat this game. Or you can confess all your sins to Father Miller here while I listen. Okay. Okay. The strong call. I broke my belt. Oh, no. Oh, well, it just came undone. It's like fruit roll ups. Or fruit leather. Oh, I'm definitely not even. I know fruit leather. Same day as always. Fucking Roman soldiers. Get out of here. I want you in our town. Get a shield. No, I think this is just learning about stuff. During the time of Jesus, Judea was on Roman occupation. Get such working on gets all fucking caked up. Caw. Carlin ass. Oh, Spoo McKay brings up a really good point. And I do apologize. This, we didn't really think about this. You know, guys, 11 person small company will move them really fast. He says, it's kind of funny profiting off of Jesus' content. I think that's wrong. And we forgot to tell everyone that every single subscription donated today, either on Twitch or if you want to do a YouTube membership, it's going to go straight into me and Greg's pocket. You're not turning on the crazy ass stuff. Yeah, of course. You bet your goddamn ass is going to pass the election plate around right now. Yeah. Because you're fun. You know what I'm going to buy? I'm going to buy more veggie sticks that I'm going to shove into my gullet. And now I just turned on DLSS. Oh my God. This guy's singing. Let's let it cook. Jesus, my son. It looks so dark. Makes the guy's voice just a little bit more anglow. You must have experienced so much. Are you tired? Do you need to rest? In that case, you should join your mother who left for Canaan. There's a wedding there. Thank you. Oh, we're going to do the wine. Thank you. Come on. Oh, we're going to do the wine. Hurry. Thank you for those five gifts at Tier 1 Subs low for you. Just know that they are going to go toward a good cause. Thank you for passing the collection plate around, everybody. Greg not buying. Father Greg. Father Miller. Father Greg not buying shitty beef sticks from Costco. I'll buy the good beef sticks. By the way, I think you threw a couple of them out. I want to eat them. No, they sit there forever. No one eats them. They're beef sticks. Yeah, but there's two plastic. They were already running. I don't like they had to fight them a little bit to get them down your mouth. My time is now. Allie 2000. Thank you. Thank you. After everything you've been through, this is the perfect. Remember, folks, we could have used that and donated it to a good cause. This is a good cause. But this is a better way. I get Joey wine drugs, so she confesses her sins to us. Hello, I'm sorry, but we're out of wine. The early guests enjoyed it too much. Don't worry, friend. I'll take care of it. You take care of it. Fill the jugs with water. Water? Oh, well. Go to play some meditation. On the third day, a wedding took place at Canaan Galilee. Jesus's mother was there. And Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. When the wine was gone, Jesus's mother said to him, they have no more wine. What do we got to do? They can't get wine drunk. But why do you involve me? Jesus replied. They're just drinking some water. Mother hour has not yet come. His mother said to the service. Well, we're going to turn some water into wine that we can tell. Thank you, Barry. Everybody celebrate Easter. Fiery Phoenix gave us a $10 super chat and said, Father Greg, Sister Nick, White and Saint Paul write all those letters to the Corinthians. Was he the first commenter who was the origin of actually? Brittle scene completion, place interactive objects in the probe. I just skipped the thing because I wanted to make the wine. Suddenly I'm in heaven. I feel like I skipped something. I should have. The call puzzles are in heaven. Press X to grab the objects, decrease the throw power. Shit, yeah, dude. I'm not. We crushed it before we crushed it. Oh, shit. That's a scythe. Well, first off, at a glance, that's Adam and Eve. I need to know. Right. You got to have the apple. Yep. Perfect. Kapow. You got to whip it a little harder, bro. I mean, it's just. There you go. I came back. I came back. Put it in her mouth. This should be in her hand, right? Well, that pops back up. Give her one more shot. Are you holding left trigger? Where's the meter? Oh, he almost did it. One more. Give her another shot. Well, it's interesting because that was a pomegranate. Where are we doing? Oh, that is a pomegranate. Yeah, that's not an apple. Put that back. You can't do that. Why? What's the next one, dude? What's the next one look like? Oh, you can't move on. You're going to fall. I fucked this. I'm sorry. God, it's just like looking at his son and me like, holy shit. My son is an idiot. My son's a clawed. I mean, it's definitely. You got it. Yeah, you got to throw. Yes, the apple. So why is she catching it? You got to think you got to get it into her hand. Yeah, buddy. The bridge moves on. This one is a this was kill your son with a dagger. There you go. Yeah. Not cannon able. There you go. What's his name? Fucking Dudley Moore. Oh, man. Tough one. What do we got here? The book maybe? Maybe the book. Oh, the Ten Commandments, maybe? Yeah. No, well, that's the yeah, that's the Red Sea. So that can be technically. Maybe. Oh, fuck me. Fuck that. Fuck me. That shit up. No, he should be on a mountain if it's Ten Commandments, right? Oh, he came down from the mountain. Remember? Yeah. But then he presented it to everyone, not in a hut. Not that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to just tell the pomegranate. I don't know what the pomegranate lore is. Dying on us. People are saying the staff, Jabronis. Oh, sure. Doesn't he use the staff to separate the Red Seas? I got up. Look at those Commandments for life. Yeah, it's not the staff. What about that? He turns the staff into a snake. Sure. Yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Sure. Yeah, I know. But like, what about this thing? I don't fucking... It's a scroll or rolling pin. That's not how you hold a scroll. Oh, fuck your staff, kids. It's a rolling pin. This is David and Goliath. Kratos and Krayus. Oh, is it? Right there. Yeah, probably. I imagine. I always thought David, you didn't look so much like a kid. No, I think you're right. I did two on him. Two hands. It is golden hand there. Yeah. Bad buddy. Okay, this is the staff. Yeah. This is the Mary. Staff your bronies. That you idiot. You know what I mean? Father Miller will tell you off. He'll fucking tell you. Father Miller gets a little drunk on the sacrament. I'm gonna celebrate the sacrament. He tells you what's fucking really going on. There you go. You got this. You're perfect, baby. Oh, my God. Ding dong! Ding dong! Oh, they gave you some red herrings. They gave you much shit in there that didn't... I like that. I was like, what are we gonna do with this sword? This would be the way on a Catholic school you'd want to hang out with. Yeah. I know. When the mouse just comes in... Do another stuff. The mouse comes in. Yeah, that's kind of annoying. Oh, shit. Mungos. What we were talking about first... Oh, okay. That's not bad. Oop. Oop. Oop. Put the little ruby in there. It's concerned with the red. Red, red, wine. That's fine. You make me feel so fine. You keep me rocking all of the time. What are Joey's sins? That's good. Fine. We're gonna get Joe drunk. I want to hear what she gets to do on the weekends. We need to know Joey's sins. Yeah, he's gonna vape with me. Play girl. There you go. Ha ha ha! It's part of the terms of her employment here. We did it. We did it. Let's talk the one. Second miracle. How many miracles have you done today? What do you intend to do with that one? Spoon McKay. What do you intend to do with that? Fuck that wine, bro. Cooper Fouquois. Watch this guy's head. It's gonna explode. Ha ha ha! Fuck! This gets a parasite. This is like prison wine. He make it to the toilet. This is wine. As I said, it's a gift. This wine is better than what we had before. Thank you, thank you. You have saved. He must taste this wine. Wait for the groom. Dude. Hello. Hi. Hello. I am not embarrassed, though. I've gotten word that we have a run out of wine. Jesus managed to get us wine. Let's go and try it. It's the best wine I've ever had. Well, I'll be the judge of that. Let's go try it. We got a lot of colors. This wine is amazing. Thank you, Jesus. You've made my day even better. Anything for you on your special day. All the way short, man. Jesus, six, eight. Let's talk to Mom. Cool. That sounds good. Mama, come here, stag. Yes, my son? Solve the wine problem. I'm glad you chose to do it. No, I didn't have a choice. I know what this really means. For you. She also forced me. She really pushed me. She said, baby, we were in time to fly. I called. No, mother, my time has come to begin. My father's work. I must go and meet those who will follow me. Will you be safe, my son? No, it's going to be really bad. It's going to end poorly for me. And for the remainder of humanity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of bad things done in this name. Everybody, this has been the one and only. I am Jesus Christ, the Jesus RPG. You've been waiting for a member developed by Space Boat Studios, published by Playway, out now on Steam. We've been playing it here. I won't be playing any more of it. No? No, I'm good. I'm good on that one. You're not going to be it? You're not going to get the trophy? It's not terrible at all. Again, not I fully and honestly respect them doing this. Like, hey, we want to make a Jesus game, and we're going to make it fun. We're going to make a video game, and not phone it in or make a cash grab. Or do anything they really try on this. Well-developed little indie game. And to your point, if I was at a Sunday school, or if my parents were weird and only let me play churchy games, this would be sure. Why not? Why not? It's not a great game. No, no. Not by the mainstream metric of what gaming is. But you say this versus drawing on the pages in a church pew and being board shitless in church? Yeah, I'll take this any day of the week. I hope you all have a wonderful evening, Easter, because it's good Friday tomorrow. It is good Friday tomorrow. Crazy. And until next time, no. It's trash Thursday. Be with you.