The Threesome with The Sexy Farmer (Female x Female x Male) (18+ NSFW)
14 min
•Apr 11, 20268 days agoSummary
This episode is not suitable for B2B business analysis. The podcast is an adult entertainment show featuring explicit sexual content, with a brief sponsor mention for VB Health supplements embedded within the narrative.
Companies
VB Health
Physician-owned supplement company based in Denver mentioned as sponsor with product details and promotional code.
Quotes
"Everything is doctor-formulated, made in the US, and every batch is tested by two separate third-party labs."
Host•Early in episode
"VB Health also makes a whole range of supplements, from daily wellness stuff to sexual health products."
Host•Mid-sponsor segment
Full Transcript
I want to talk to you about a brand I've been trying lately called VB Health. They're a physician-owned supplement company based in Denver, and their whole mission is pretty simple. Make supplements that actually work. What I like about them is they're really serious about quality. Everything is doctor-formulated, made in the US, and every batch is tested by two separate third-party labs. And they actually publish those results, which is something you almost never see in the supplement world. They also just launched a new product called Energy Boost, and I've been using it before workouts lately. It's their new pre-workout that's designed to give you energy and focus without that shaky, overcaffeinated feeling that some pre-workouts give you. And honestly, the flavors are really good too. I've been bouncing between Fruit Punch and Blue Raspberry. VB Health also makes a whole range of supplements, from daily wellness stuff to sexual health products. So there's kind of something for everyone. If you want to check them out, go to VBHealth.com and use code EROTIC for 10% off, or just hit the link in the episode description. Are you sure this is fine by you? Vera, a sexy redhead, and my best friend, Perd, arching to display her cleavage as she spoke to Jason, our friendly neighbor. Jason shrugged, his muscles rippling in a mouth-watering manner as he sat down our bags by the door. I don't mind sleeping on the couch. It's the least I could do to help out two beautiful ladies. Oh, well. Vera sauntered over to him, rolling the tip of her red-colored nail down his bicep. If there's anything we could do to show our appreciation, please let us know. His eyes sparkled, picking up on her insinuation. Oh, no, I'm good thanks. Enjoy the rest of your night. Jason left, closing the door behind him, and Vera fell on the bed with a huff, her dress riding up to display her ass cheeks, and the red thong stuck in between. Laying it on a bit much, aren't ya? I grinned. She flipped over to her front. You can't blame me. It's not my fault he's so hot. I rolled my eyes. Well, you need to get your mind out of the gutter. He's just a nasty man helping us out for the night. You know it wasn't your fault. He would have been halfway to LA by now. First of all, I have to look good, even if it means heading to the airport. Vera pouts. And secondly, he's not just a nice man. Did you see the way he was looking at us like he wanted to eat us up? She moaned, throwing her head back. My eyes latched onto the delicate curve of her neck, my mouth watering for a taste. Vera and I are opposites, while she's always been stunning and outgoing. I was more reserved, keeping my secrets to my chest. One of which was the immense crush I had on my best friend. Vera must have picked up on it because she's grown more brazen sexually during our vacation. Really? I breathed, clutching the sheets beneath me, rolling over on the bed so there was less than a foot between us, her green eyes glowed. Or don't you think so? I, um... I stammered, finding it hard to think properly around her. Vera, I should go. I tried to slip out of the bed before I made a mistake, but her hand latched onto my wrist, forcefully throwing me on the bed. My eyes grew wide and my breath hitched as she began to crawl upon my body. Vera, what are you doing? What you've been wanting me to do all week. She grinned, slamming her mouth down on mine. The kiss was soft at first, almost tentative. Vera's hand came up to cradle my cheek, her fingertips brushing over my skin, leaving erotic tingles in their wake. I responded with the desire burning in my veins, wrapping my hands around her waist to pull her closer until our bodies became one. We were so absorbed in the kiss that we didn't hear the door open, only a muted groan torn out from Jason's lips. I jerked away from her, my cheeks turning crimson, but Vera didn't shy away, directing her lust filled gaze at Jason. Sorry to barge in, I didn't mean to interrupt. Jason coughed out, I forgot something. You're not interrupting anything. She licked her lips, shrugging the light shawl off her shoulders as she stood up. Actually, you're welcome to join in. His eyes darkened at the image Vera explicitly painted. No thanks. Her hips swaying, the red-headed goddess drew us into a spell, stopping when she stood in front of Jason. Standing on tiptoes, she whispered something in his ear. Come on, big boy. She taunted, sucking his ear lobe into her mouth. That broke the fragile restraint that was holding him back. With a growl, he cupped Vera's ass with his big hands, walking her backward until her back hit the wall. His movements were intense and dominating, but I couldn't look away. Jason easily captured her wrists in one hand, holding them captive above her head before roughly pushing her legs apart. He held her gaze as his hands moved below her skirt. From the angle he was positioned over her, I couldn't see what he was doing to Vera. But judging by the look of pleasure on her face, it was mind-blowing. Looking low, he pulled her flimsy bra aside, clamping down on her nipples. Vera screamed, her back arching from the assault he was so skillfully displayed on her body. Over his shoulder, her eyes met mine, and she mouthed the word, come. Like an addict, fixated, I walked up to them. I wasn't aware that Jason knew about my presence until he murmured, Oh, you're just going to stand there and let her have all the fun. Spurred by those words, I knelt to my feet, reaching for his belt, making quick work of the buttons and the zipper. I grabbed his boxer briefs and his slacks, shoving them down in one go, licking my lips in anticipation. I looked up at him and met him staring at me, lightly grabbing his manhood. I leaned in to lick from the base of his dick to the tip, eliciting a shiver of pleasure rippling through him. I was attentive, watching him carefully to gauge his reactions. Shifting back slightly, I found the angle that made his head tilt back, and a slow sound escaped his lips. He wasn't the only one having the time of his life, though. Vera was now half-naked, humping Jason's knee in a bid for relief. Now that I was mere inches away from them, I could see everything. Jason slid two fingers, curling them upward to hit that spot. I timed it with Jason's release, reaching below to fondle his balls while running my tongue over the tip. It was like watching fireworks erupt, their bodies bowed and face contorted with pleasure, riding out their orgasms. Vera was the first to open her eyes, smiling at me. Now it's your turn. Vera's hurt breasts were directly eye-level as she pulled away from Jason, walking towards me. Wha! I wanted to say something, but the rest of my words were swallowed by her lips on mine. I felt another set of hands on my body, and my eyes flew open to see Jason tugging at my shorts. I didn't even have the time to shy away, considering I was quite bigger than your average girl before my lower half was bared. Jason licked his lips, his eyes locked onto my pussy like a starving man. Vera's hands moved up to my shoulders, distracting me from what Jason was about to do. Slipping down to my boobs. They were more than a handful, but Vera expertly handled them, dipping low to suck my nipple into her mouth. Oh, fuck, Vera! I moaned, my eyes rolling to the back of my head. It turned into a competition. Jason's head descending below my thighs. A slow lick to the tip of my clit had my toes curling inwards. As if that wasn't enough, Jason's hands dug into my ass, kneading a handful while he ate me out using methodical swipes that nearly drove me out of my mind. Fuck, Jason! I tried to pull away, out of my mind with pleasure, but Jason didn't relent, forcing me to take it. Vera's hands were tweaking the other nipple while sucking on the other, her breasts swinging in my face. She pulled away long enough to tell Jason, what are you waiting for? Nothing, Princess. He grinned, raising his head. Jason's lips were wet with my juices, but the next thing he did shocked me. Grabbing the back of Vera's head, he kissed her. My pussy clenched as I watched the dirtiest kiss ever play out in front of me. Biting down on her lower lip during one last kiss. Jason turned to me, flipping me over easily like I was a rag doll. Arching my back, he thrust in with one smooth motion, making my lips form an O at the size of him. Jason! I whimpered, locking eyes with Vera. That's it, take every inch of this sweet dick. He growled, moving his hips like a piston in and out of my channel, each thrust harder than the last. Fuck me! This might be the hottest sex of my entire life. If you enjoy this podcast, then please write an Apple review saying why you love it. We truly appreciate your support and the wonderful messages we receive from you. See you next time!