Molly Sims & Justin Sylvester: Worst Dressed & Replaced

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Plus, Molly tells us how she replaced her children's pet lizard. Good morning. Good morning. Molly, you made it with 90 seconds to spare. I know. Where was the accident? In her bathroom. The curl and iron wouldn't go on? Is that the accident we're talking about? Well, I spoke to Molly. You said that there was a wreck. There wasn't. She lied. You lied? She's the wreck. I did. Can I be honest with you? Can I be honest with you? Yes. Gray got a haircut with Emily. Yes. You know, he gets... Because they all want to give him a mohawk, and so they threatened a mohawk this morning. So I stayed. Because you were worried. I was worried. She's a good mom. Okay, so how did the haircut turn out? Really good. Really good. He looked cute. He was like, maybe a little more tomorrow. Emily cut my accountant's hair. And she did a great job, don't you think? It was a transformation. He looked so good. Right, Annie? Yeah, it's so hot now. Annie... It was probably eight, nine inches of hair that he cut off. She's on the prowl, honey. She is on the prowl. No, he's a handsome guy, but he had like this really long, like curly... Bob. Bob. And so it was... No, she does a wicked hair. But they're always threatening. And like Brooks was really mean to me. He was like, why won't you let him shave it? I'm like, no. Right. And so you thought for sure, do you think it would have happened if you had left? 100%. Like a 90% chance he would have a mohawk. But I feel like Emily wouldn't do that if you told her not to. She would side with Stuber. Oh, so Stuber wanted it, mohawk. I know, deep down. How old is your son? He just turned nine. Oh, no, he has like two more summers left. He's in third grade. No, they're like sixth grade. How old is Brooks? 13. Yeah. He's, I mean, they're all cute, but Brooks is really handsome. He was really cute yesterday. I had to keep him home from school. And he was like, I was like, look, I can't take you to Dr. Kagan. And he's like, don't worry. So I call him right before he goes upstairs. He goes, okay, let me give you a status update about my health since I left. He's very cute. He was like, I still got chills. My head hurts. Like, he's cute. Do you have an orthodontist you can recommend? Dr. Paul Austin, he's amazing. Okay. Can you write that down? He's located. He's in Santa Monica. We got to start the whole orthodontist stuff. Oh, God. We get braces next week. Oh, which one? Brooks. Brooks is going to get braces. Yeah, he had his first round. They do it in two stages now. It's weird. It's so weird. Gee, look how cute those kids are. I mean, those kids are really cute. And his hair is all, it's terrible. The hair is terrible. Brooks? Like a fucking rat's nest. Oh, I love it. There's a lot of hair. I don't love. See, look how cute Shane is. Is it like a Keen cut, but more hair? Keen, turn around. Show Molly your hair, please. No. His is cute. His is cute. Like, they're just, it's like, and he just goes like this and like that. So you know, this is the point in a white lady's life when her kids stop letting them control them, like haircuts and clothes. Like the boys are turning 13. I feel like I'm doing a backup. Yes. I feel like I'm. I feel so bad for her. You do. I would. I feel terrible for her. I would die. I would, my soul. Sweet child. Like I just. We haven't chatted about it on the show yet. Would you give just like a brief explanation of what's happening for people that don't know? Oh God. Okay. So Brooklyn is married to Nikola. Who's a billionaire? Who's a billionaire? Her father is a billionaire. I think I read this morning like, oh, the billions. And I got a lot of billions because they were like, he might get nothing in the brain up. Uh, and so I guess there's been problems. And then I read today he was dating like the Hadid brother and she like, so it was like a whole thing. I'm not taking sides, but he issued like a six page, seven page statement over social basically separating himself from the family, which I thought was so sad. I would die. It's wild. It's wild. But this has been going on for a very long time. No, I know, but it's look, it's blood. Like, I don't know. That's her son. I just, I don't, I'm not taking sides. Also, we all have had a crazy mom. Like everyone's mom is some form of crazy in here and we've all had to deal with it. I think that Brooklyn Blackham is in the same situation that Prince Harry was in. They grew up in a bubble. They were told one thing their whole lives. They had to be perfect. They had to show the perfect family. Their parents are probably out of town for 90% of the time. And then all of a sudden you meet this billionaire girl who now has wants to control your life and thinks your mom's a bitch because she didn't make your dress. And all of a sudden it blew up. She didn't make the dress. That was also like a big thing and something with the dancing. The first dance went with to the mom, to the mom, which is terrible. I've met Nicola a handful of times. She has always been super lovely to me. So it's not even about, I just feel bad about the mother son. Like it would rip out. If Brooks, I'm going to worship his wife. Well, you better make that dress. I'm going to make that dress. She's going to have so much wife. We'll do her skin care. Also, here's the jam. Victoria Beckham said that she didn't have time to make the dress. The ad lia was like, you know, busy and all these things. I watched her make a full collection in 35 days, ship it from London to Paris, show it on a rainy day on Netflix. So if you couldn't figure out how to make this size zero, a slip dress from Calvin Klein or anywhere else, you had the problem. What do you think? He's going to be Victoria Beckham. Not necessarily because, um, so I believe we share to baby nurse because, you know, this baby nurse signs all these NDAs, but it sounded like the couple she was talking about were the Beckhams. And she said they would wake up in the morning and like Google themselves, both of them, and they would spend a lot of time like Google it. She said $90,000 on plants, but who gives a shit? I just, they seem very self involved. That's, that's what I got. They're the Beckhams. And it's just someone is self involved. Right. They're self involved. Yeah. They make Jeff look humble. Imagine if Monroe. I would die was with someone who hated you. You would die. Well, more than likely that is going to happen. I'm like, and then he walked up. No, he welcomes a challenge. I just, I don't know. It would hurt me. No, but here's, but here's the thing and I feel bad because you are a celebrity and I'm going to say this and this is a blanket term. I think a lot of times the Beckhams were so uber famous in the 90s that when they had Brooklyn, I feel like they dropped the ball somewhere. And I feel like he got the brown of it. Most parents dropped the ball on their first kids. But everybody drops the ball. That's what I'm saying, but it was not famous. People fucking dropped the ball. Like I got my mom really hard and then I play hard. Like, I don't know. I just think the judgment of like, okay, go to fucking therapy. Yeah. Don't do it on the Instagram. Don't put it on on Instagram. Also, I feel like she wrote the statement. Now, can we talk about the Golden Globes because you were both there and both of your, that line was like, both of your outfits were criticized. Oh, what? Oh, they were. They were. I got good press off mine. I got great press. I got great press. I was in vogue. Molly Sims reminded us of a cheerleading pom-pom. When a star makes it to the worst dress list, at least we can usually see what they were going for or where they went wrong. Upon seeing Molly Sims pink flamingo look, though we were totally lost, her textured pale pink dress would have been a typical form fitting evening gown, but there was a big ball of feathers. Give me that. Who wrote that? I didn't make it up. Who wrote that? TheList.com. Shit. Oh my God. But then the, but. I did look like a little bit of a stuffed flamingo. I will tell you, I had a whole thing with my stylist. I loved it. But you know the feathers, it's on trend. I love a pale pink. I thought, I thought my hair, my hair, like, look at Emily did. It was legit. No, your hair looked good. And Toby, like, we all brought it. Your hair and makeup look incredible. I mean, the list didn't like your dress. I don't care. I, you got great press. I loved it. I loved your dress. That carpet was rough. It was hot. It was like the Met Ball. You had to turn, pose, and then turn back. I know. Walk upstairs, walk down stairs. You got one of the biggest, Justin, biggest train wreck outfits. Justin Sylvester saved us from seeing just another boring black suit on the carpet. But unfortunately, this one looks far too tight. Oh, what? Oh, someone didn't slam down for that event. Did someone say that? Yeah, they sure did. Oh, Annie, I can't believe you. It was you. It was me. Biggest train wreck outfits from the Golden Globes. And Justin, you were deemed a train wreck. I'll take it. You do. I did like this. I had this amazing black, beautiful pointed, but it looked a little bit like Alex Cooper. She had said, like, you know, help me pick out my outfit, which I thought was so cute. And I'm like, oh, is it too similar? She picked that one. A lot goes into it. But yeah, I had to fire my stylist at like three o'clock on a Saturday. Why? Why? She had picked a dress that had already been worn last year by Hilary Swank. Stop. And then she blamed the PR people and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Wait. So then you found out last minute that you can't wear that dress? Correct. Is that when you decided to pull out the pink flamingo dress? That's when I went back, figured it all out. Hired. It's like. Who made the pink flamingo feather dress? I actually don't know. Oh, that dress was amazing. But it was couture. It was amazing. It was hand. It was beaded. I would wear it. The list didn't like it. It'd be too tight. Who cares? That's one. But I will say it was really heavy. So you fired your stylist because she almost put you in a dress that Hilary Swank wore last year. Yeah, I didn't have a dress at three o'clock. I had a backup, which was fine. I felt like I looked, I don't know. It just wasn't elegant enough. I don't think. Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time. Oh, is this her audio of her firing her stylist? Oh, 100%. Is that where you were getting ready at the Beverly Hilton? Did you have her room there? I had it worn at the Waldorf. Got it. Nice. Bloop. Did you have a backup suit that was maybe not as tight? I did, but I wanted to wear the tight one. Yeah. By the way, let's go. Come on. You get one chance at this red carpet. I'm wearing the suit I want to wear. Okay. Um, maybe you should have used those share plums that Kelty, Kelty takes. She took too many the day of. No. What are those? A nightmare. You didn't heard her trick? No. I think you take these share plums like the night before and you just shit yourself for 24 hours. Two days before. Yeah. Really? It's actually fermented. You know how skinny Kelty Knight is share plums. But now she wants to wear this naked dress or something to the Grammys. She should. It's the Grammys. No, I told her no. I said focus on your job. Just focus on the work. No, you're right. You're right. But that's about the dress. No, you have to dress nice. You have to like be on point at these things because people write these things like this. Look at the list. And I knew going in half would love half would hate like I knew because half my team was like you look like a stuff flamingo. So the other half was like you look amazing. So if the black dress wasn't worn by Hillary Swank last year, would you have worn that dress? Was that your first choice? No, this was a this was a second from the pink. The other one. No, I probably wouldn't have worn it just wasn't you have to like the Golden Globes are very elegant, very chic, very, I don't know. I don't know. What are you going to wear the Oscars? Because your husband got nominee. Oh yeah. So how many nominations for Frankenstein? They got nine. Wow. Nine. Good. We've been up early, but he was happy. So you're going to the Oscars and do you have an idea? Did you get a new stylist yet? No, I'm Sonya wasn't available the first time. So she's she's with me always. Thank God. Oh, so you're that's your original stylist. Yeah, she just couldn't. Oh, so this was a temporary stylist. Correct. Who was with Sonya for the Golden Globes? Who was she with? Sonya was in Seattle. So it was like a whole thing. So in Seattle. But she's amazing. She pulled it off from Seattle. Crazy. She did everything. She brought it. I had dresses with Stephanie, who's an incredible tailor at my house, like 50 dresses by seven o'clock. When when are the Oscars? March 12. Okay. So when do you start looking for dresses now? Now, when you start looking for suits that are way too tight for you? I'm doing it on Monday. So I have my seamstress coming to my house with five looks. We're going to go through them and she's going to get them all together. Did you and Kelty was that? Did you mean to wear the same color? No, but I'm happy we did. Okay. I thought you looked guys looked amazing. I loved it. I loved it. By the way, this is the least interesting part of my job. I hate a fitting. I hate having people in my house. I hate worrying about what I'm going to wear. I want to get in there and do the work. As you said, but you have to do it good. You just have to look good. Now do you borrow jewelry or is it all your own Molly? It's her own. No, I borrow. You borrow. Yeah. Do you wear some of your own pieces or? Never. Never. You always borrow. I love 14 carats. I borrow from 14 carats. I do Allison. Oh my God. I'm Karen. I love Allison. She's so good. I go to Karen. They send me with a body guard sometimes. Really? Oh yeah. What are you wearing? Rings? Necklaces? Oh, I do everything. I do rings. I do necklaces. But Tiara. I will do a Tiara at Oscars. Back in the day, they used to have all these parties at the Golden Globes. You would go to the Beverly Hilton and then downstairs, all the parties were there. HBO, Hulu, yada, yada, yada. And people would get railed out drunk. Like, it was wild. So they would send a security guard to follow me all night to make sure I didn't lose any of the pieces. They should be sending a security guard with Kelty. By the way. I cannot believe they lent her jewelry. After you know, she falls, she loses jewelry. She, I mean, she's a mess. She lost her diamond on the red carpet. Four carat. A four carat diamond. It fell out of her setting. And guess what? You want to hear the rest part? What? Wasn't that in shirt? I know. I know. Her husband. And now straight men. Now she had to switch it out for a lab grind. That is terrible. Why was he not insured? I think he's straight. He didn't like think about it. I think straight people hate insurance. What do you mean straight people hate insurance? They just hate it. No, but I think a lot of jewelry, they want you to wear one designer. They want you to wear one, you know, what they're supposed to do. So who, which jewelry, who will you wear then? What do you wear to the Oscars? Because that's serious jewelry. Maybe Tiffany's. They did Frankenstein. They had a whole accident, which is amazing for the carpet. Like it was maybe, I don't know yet. I have to see the dress. It's crazy. It's crazy. It is fun though. Just with any fair is so fun. But there's a lot of events leading up to it. So do you have, do you attend several events or no, you just do the Oscars and then the after party? I just do Oscars and made it. It's too money. I'm not going to go to a few because he's nominated, but no, I guess he's got DGAs, PGA's, the whole. So does this mean you're going to stay married to him a little longer? I am. Yeah. At least until the middle of March. Do you enjoy the actual award ceremony? It's a long one. It's a long one to sit there. It's long. I loved Nikki. I'm a massive, I have the next time I come on, hopefully I can share some good news. I think she is super, super talented. I think she's great too. And the thing with the Golden Globes, don't forget, it's where like public school and private school meet. Like the private school kids, the actors, the serious actors and like the TV people come and they want to party and it's just so much fun. You guys chomping down there smoking. Literally. Oh my God. He lit us at our cigarettes. What about also sitting in those dresses, especially those like very architectural ones? Is it uncomfortable sitting? It's terrible. And then everybody in between goes to the bar and the sushi was so, like I couldn't even, there's so many people. Yeah. And then how do you go to the bathroom, Molly? You don't. You don't. You just hold it. You just hold it. But you're drinking. I know. You hold it. She still has the catheter in. Wow. Yeah. Did you go to the bathroom? Yeah. Pants on. But how do you get those on and off those pants? They were so tired. Do you have health? Do they sew you in? Babe, I had Keen there that day. Now, yesterday, it was yesterday the day before where we see you walking with a golden doodle. I cannot believe I did it. There's no gay or dog. I'm so mad at myself. You got a golden doodle. I got a golden doodle. I have a burn a doodle. Why are you sitting on the floor by the way? I don't know. It just fell. Can you lift it? I'm a little thick. What is it? It doesn't just fall. It fell. And then pull. Wow. Okay. We're trying to fix the chair. There's a seat on it. Cheap ass people. He doesn't even work here, the guy that's helping you. Oh my God, thank you so much, Mike. I don't know his name. That's not Mike. That's not Mike. Tell us about this dog. What are you thinking? My friend talked me into this dog. I don't know what I was thinking. It seems very impulsive. It was very impulsive. Where did he come from? I also think like it was a client of his who needed to re-home the dog. So I said I will take him for a week and I'll try it out. And if we click, I'm in. And this fur ball is just so cute. You saw him. He's adorable. He's very cute, but here's my concern. You don't know where you're going to end up. You could end up in New York. You could end up, who knows? It's a dog. He's well-found. With your business. Yeah. And I'm concerned because right now he's very adoptable because he's cute and he's a puppy. And if you find out a year from now, oh, I can't take him to New York or I can't, it's going to be harder to re-home him. It's very easy to re-home him now. Well, it's a joint puppy with a boyfriend. Are you? What is wrong? No. I know. I know. That's so complicated. You sound like Joey. I know. I know. I know. That's really complicated. What am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know. But he's so cute and so sweet. That's the problem. But now you're going to be connected to that boyfriend forever. I know. Even after you break up. I don't think black people and white people do the same thing like that. Like once we break up, we break up. So somebody decides like who's taking the dog. Yes. We're not doing visitations. How long have you been dating him? We've been together for a year and a half. So he's probably the more responsible one? Yes. Okay. So maybe the dog should stay with him. Oh, get out of here. And then you take the dog periodically. No, the dog likes my house. Like we are having a good time. Okay? He loves it. Just think this through. Jabarkas is having the time of his life. Nobody wanted magic. Who's magic? My golden. After Ruby, she's the Bernadoodle. She's the best thing that's ever happened. Really? Yes. I was thinking about that with Toby today. That was the one good thing that came out of the Jen Green relationship. Hold on a minute. You just told me to give my dog away. And now you're like, this is the best thing that ever happened to me. I'm more stable than you are. What? Not emotionally. Okay. Okay. I've been one job. I'm not going anywhere. Well, I don't know. I'm here by air. But I'm not moving anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. You know what I'm saying? You have roots. You're grounded here. Correct. You're not grounded. You have no roots. But this dog's going to be 12 pounds. It doesn't matter. He fits in a bag. You still have to feed it and walk it. It's good for Justin. She's doing great. Say it. What is the pause? I got to do, I was going to ask you about this. I got to give her some chores. I keep talking about it. It's got to happen. We have to figure out, we're talking about allowance and chores. She's got to be responsible. Get her a checklist. Picks up her clothes off the floor, hangs her towel, picks up her dishes. She told my nanny today that she wants her to date the security guard at her school so she could get front row parking during school pickup. She said, you can break up with him when I graduate. She's always planning shit. She knows how to work the system. She knows how to work the system. She really understands how life works. She really does. So she's pimping out her nanny. It's fine. Tell her what her parking is. Is her nanny single? Yes. By the way, at least she's not trying to hook up a married woman. And I do like that security guard. I think he's very nice. Oh, and he's good at his job. Very efficient. Very professional. Protective. Is he hot? He is good looking. All right. Annie, you might have to go for it. Annie has a date tonight, Molly. Annie? Yes, I do. So you know about the breakup? No, she's not doing that. She is not doing that. I'm a classy woman, Jameson. I heard about the breakup. Yeah, tragic. But it's been a month, so we're ready to get back out there. And he's six or five. He's real handsome. Show Molly the video. But Kean knows him, which is a little weird. Did you hear about that, Justin? Yeah, that was weird. Well, that's what we didn't know until after. I mean, I think that's a very cute coincidence. Is it a cute coincidence? I think Kean's cruising at the gym. Thank you. I think he's become friends with this guy who might swing. And I just don't want, I don't know, they're like Eskimo brother and sister. I'm sorry, Kean was talking about poppers too hard last time I was here. Is this the guy who didn't really commit to the date, but has now, I'm going to say tell Molly what happened. Hey, hold a minute. Hey, Jameson, you shady ho. I was just talking about it yesterday. You are such a shady bottom. It's for context, for the listeners. Wait, is that the guy that didn't call you back after you called him 17 times? Annie, you can't call him 17 times. I did not. Please be serious. So on Saturday, I met him and then he was like, I want you to come home with me. I was like, no, but he drove me home and then he drove off. We kissed good night and drove off before I got inside. He didn't walk me to my door, 2am, side of the street, dropped me off. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. I thought you told me you guys were drinking and having a good time at a party. We were, but he wasn't. Oh, I was about to say, you let this man drive you home drunk? Did he get out of the car or? No. At all? No. But Molly, he dropped her off at the curb, didn't wait for her to even get inside because she wouldn't sleep with him. Well, but that's a straight guy thing. I don't love that. Don't love that. Abort. Wait, so then he's like, are we hanging out on Thursday? I'm like, sure, what are we doing? It depends on what we're doing. And he was like, let's go to the beach and have wine, whatever. I was like, okay. I don't know about the beach. Then yesterday, how did that go? We haven't gotten to tonight. You're not going to the beach with him? Well, then he texted me yesterday and he was like, how would you feel if I made you dinner at my house? No, he wants to sleep with you. Oh, he's really trying to get to that house. He really is trying to get in. But he doesn't even say to sleep with him. I love that. No, how would you feel if we got drinks at South Beverly Grill? Yeah, I think you need to keep it in a public place right now. You're not going to his house and you're not going to the beach. Okay. No. Let me let you know something. This is first date. No, you're not. No, you're not. And by the way, this is how girls go missing in Los Angeles. No, I don't want to go missing. Or get pregnant. Or get pregnant. We're also not doing that. There's zero chance I'm getting pregnant. You are on birth control, right? I got off of it. You better go. What? What? Annie, you can legally ask your employee if they're on birth control. I can't. I post about it on Instagram. I don't care. Are you on birth control? Can somebody ask Annie? I was, but it put me at high risk of strokes. I got off of it. Honey, I have two IUDs. I can let you borrow one. Thank you. You do not want to kid in this economy. I don't think she should go to his house for dinner on the first date. By the way, where does he live? Where does he live? Priya's. Okay, hold on. Let me just say this. I know, it's a problem. Let me just say this. I think you should go to his house. First of all, drop a pen. Let everyone know where you are and let him know that people know exactly where you are, just in case he gets crazy. How's she going to tell him that? Do you know Life 360? No, but we can just share. Okay. Yes. I mean, I'll put my phone. She tells him like this. By the way, I hope you're not crazy because I told all my friends where I am. That's how you're going to tell him. The second thing is, don't waste your time dating a guy for like five dates, six dates, not going to his house, not seeing how he lives because a bathroom in a man's house can tell you a lot about them. Okay, we wait till the second or third date. I feel like the first date should be in a public place. We don't even know this guy. What does he do? He's a wedding photographer, destination wedding photographer. Oh, so he fucks around. Yeah, he definitely does. Destination. Can I just have my first date? Wait till you look at him. He looks like a player. Check his camera roll. Did you get wet? Walk her in. He didn't wait for her to go in because she wouldn't go home with him. Now, then he tries to take her to the beach, which we know what's going to happen. Now he's trying to get her over to his house. These are red flags. He's a hoe. It's a first date out of her breakup. It's been a month. She wants to go out and see a hoe. She's a hoe. Shane, she's a hoe. She's ready. I'm not a hoe. I'm not a hoe. It sounds like a potential date rape situation. I'm not. I would not. Jeff, why does your mind go there? It just goes there. I'm protective. I'm sorry. I'm a dad now. Monroe is not going to someone's house on a first date. Annie, how old are you? 26. Okay, Annie, if you want to go to this man's house on the first date and get it in, you go right ahead. No. No, we're not. Not fully getting it in. You're not getting it in. No. No, you know, heavy petting. We'll see. It's interesting because if my other kids wanted to go on a first date with some, I feel more comfortable with that, but I just don't feel comfortable with my daughters. Well, you're misogynistic. Do you want to come and use this way? By the way, if Shane was going on a first date with a six foot five man, no, I actually worry about him. I don't think he can defend himself. Okay, let's go with James. He can, can though. He can definitely can go with it out on the first date. He can defend himself. Because you bought your robot vacuum on your Barclay card, you got 0% interest for up to 24 months, which makes watching it hypnotically sweeping up your crumbs even more satisfying. Oh, Mr. Bit, what you buy is your business. When you pay less interest is ours. 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Shade one, shade two, pink, peach, honey and mocha. We perfect because that one was too dark. I know, we didn't have any money to have shades. Love it. Now we have money and we have shades, so it's good. So you have Wide Awake Brightening Eye Cream. Can dudes wear that? Yes, and you can highlight dark circles. It's like, honestly, it's literally like eight hours in a bottle. My makeup artist uses it all. You pink a little bit. Really? Yeah. Which color? The black one apparently. That makes sense. The blackest one you can find. That makes sense. She puts it on. Which color would I need for my skin tone? Orange. No. I didn't say you were orange today. No, no, no. I don't have a spray tan today. I said it was not a tan. So what color would you use today? I would do a two and a three. I would do honey and a one or two, a peach or a pink, just the highlight in here. Just underneath my eyes. Okay, then you have this. Good for dark circles. It's so good. It's like a little bit of a concealer too. Dark circles? A little bit of dark circles, just like right here. I feel like I slept last night for like eight hours. Sometimes you can sleep too much. Skin glow SPF, okay, so I slept too much. Skin glow SPF 30 primer and then the like a gloss hydrating lip treatment. So you get the three products for $106. If you go to wisebeauty.com, code Jeff, then if you want to just buy the wide awake brightening cream, you can buy that individually for $57 using code Jeff, right? You can shade match on the website. It's so good. Shade match. But I'm honey. I would go honey on you. What about when I'm on, I have my spray tan, which, which, because I'm gonna have to buy two, because I'm too. I don't love your spray tan, you know that. But okay, but that wasn't my question. So just don't do that. If I have a spray tan. Get a two hearts, doesn't it? If I have the spray tan, what color? Can I send you someone to spray tan you? You can darken it on too long, Molly. That's the problem. I leave it on too long. How long do you leave it on? Four hours. I sleep in it. No, no, we can't. You look at me at the golden. This is fast acting. You can't do it, Molly. Which spray tan are you using? SKJ. I just leave it on too long. Sun Kiss by Jenny. Sun Kiss by Jenny. She's great. I just leave it on too long. She does. It's fast acting. You're supposed to wash it off in two and a half. I forget. And then it's suddenly four hours. I need to set my alarm. I'm sorry. You have four assistants here. How has no one told you to get in the shower? You know who I met? I had her on lipstick on the rim. I actually shot with her last week, this week. She's a great self tanning brand called Pita J. I don't want to put that shit all over me. I just want someone to spray me. It's just a little easy. Yeah. And then I also want to, I want my whole body. You know what I'm saying? I don't just want my face. You get the nooks and crannies. True. I do have to squat. Two ear butt cheeks. Yeah. She doesn't get in between the cheeks, but she gets under the cheeks. Is your housekeeper still doing it? Yeah. She tanned me last night, Monica. Your housekeeper's still giving you a shot. She's my house manager. So Monica's managing the house and your ass cheeks. She doesn't spray me. Your house manager gives you your spray tan? She's really good. My house manager gives Annie her spray tan, but I think it's weird because I'm naked, so I don't want my house manager to see me naked. I think it's uncomfortable. So I have SKJ spray me. I'm sorry, you have boundaries? I think it's weird. I think there's like a, I don't know, like a sexual harassment. It's a little weird. Weird situation. I don't think I can do that. I know. It would be easier. This is growth. Good for you. Yeah. That is good. I don't think your house manager should be spray tanning. No. She's not spray tanning me. She's spray tanning Shane and Annie. But she was spray tanning you before that. No, she's never spray tanning. She's never spray tanning. No, because I prefer naked. I don't want tan lines. You don't want tan lines. No. No, is it true that you got stuck in a parking structure at a mall recently because Valet was closed? What mall? What mall? Is that Century City? Because I have the same problem. I can't. I can't. It was Century City. Yeah. Same. Why do they need more Valet spots? I got so first time. I literally, I was trying to do the ticket. I'm like, I said to my team, Samantha was there. I'm like, how does this thing work? I know. I do know how to do a parking ticket. I do know how to do it, Samantha. I just, no, it was a moment. I'm like, how do I do this? It's so stressful. It is so stressful with the line of cars behind you and you're putting the ticket in credit card and I put it upside down in the wrong way. No, I was trying. This is even worse. It's so fucking stressful. You guys are the problem, pay before you get in your car. I tried to. But this was when I tried. Try harder. I did pay. There was a line. I tried to. It was shut down the machine. You are shut down. I'm sorry. I didn't keep flipping it back out of my place. Same. And there's like, now there's seven cars. Now there's eight cars. Now there's nine cars. And I'm like, fuck, take my card. And then I'm using another card because I'm just putting it in wrong. But I think it's my card. And then you know at one point you're going to push that fucking help button.哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎哎 Your door was so difficult yesterday. I almost popped the jail now right off when we returned. Trust me, nothing makes me angst more than a parking lot. I hate Century City parking. And I have to take a picture. Like, look, I take a picture. I'm going there on Friday. Help the valets open. I take a picture. I'm going to see SpongeBob. Because I'm looking. Did you have Doug buy those tickets too? Good question, no, Shane. Shane, we got to buy those tickets today. Because I'm so worried. And you got to put it on my phone. I'm going to get lost. I got lost. I couldn't find my car, Molly. 161, blue, 161. I got lost too. I couldn't find it. And I took a picture and still got lost. I have an idea. I have an idea. What? I need you three to take. I'm Ubering. No, no. I need you three to take the day off for one day. I want to follow Jeff around and give him a list of things to do. A chore chart. A chore chart. A chore chart. To see if he can do the most normal things. And I just want to be a normal person for one day. I just want to tell you what happened. I went over to prepay so that way I could expedite getting out of the structure. Great idea. The machine was not working. I went to the next floor. That machine was not working. Was it a user error? No. Because the person behind me had the same problem. It was Molly. It was Molly. So I knew what was at the machine. So but then I was so stressed because I knew that I was not going to be able to get this done quick enough for the people behind me. And I wasn't. And by the way, you know when you press that held button, it goes boop. They make it loud so people know. They make it loud so that people in the bag. It's so embarrassing. It's really embarrassing. Don't ever do that. And then the line on the right. Just people going right through. Babe, you have a ranger over. Knock that thing right over. No, I sold it over the weekend. Knock that thing right over. What'd you get? IX? No, I got an S-Class. Oh, nice. Is that the black one? Yeah. It's beautiful. It's a nice car. Yeah, that's you. It's easier to get it out. Fallen. And I can't get up. Someone give this man a life alert? Yeah, sometimes I had to climb into that ranger over. It was just not sexy. Especially that big ass. Change just pushing you in there. Do you have trouble getting it out of your car? No, you're very fit, Molly. I'm fit. You just probably just jump right into that SUV. No problem. I've been working out. Like a lot. OK. She's in a helicopter. I've been lifting weights. I've been the whole thing. Really? I know. Train her. By the way, good for you. I know. I'm talking all my weight leaders into getting into weight training. You have to do that. By the way, that dog is a very white lady. You have, of course. A golden doodle. Do the best. I was like, who's dog is this? It doesn't look like. Do the picture. Yeah. It's a he, right? It's a he and the owner was a white lady. What's the name? Well, Pablo right now. Pablo right now. I don't like that. But we're workshopping Kevin. No. And Jabarkus. Workshopping? Yeah, Jabarkus he really likes. I like that one. He loves Jabarkus. I love Jabarkus. It's kind of like bark. Jabarkus. Jabarkus. Jabarkus. Jabarkus. Come here. It's like a long name. No, but it like, you know, for me, I can't be like, Pablo, get off the thing. I can be like, Jabarkus, get the fuck off that thing. I like Kevin. Kevin's cute. Kevin's cute too. Yeah. I like human names for dogs. I like Jabarkus. And cats. Jabarkus is so good. I'm going to take it. Magic has a twin brother named Henry. This was him yesterday. Look at him. How is the, how is the, oh my god, that lizard that you have? Taco. Taco. How cute is that thing? Taco died. Taco passed? Taco died? No. She re-homed him. You said Taco free? Why did she re-home Taco? We were going to kill him. Why? She died, girl. We were going to kill him. What do you mean you're going to kill him? We were going to kill him. On purpose or an accident? What are you saying? On accident. Like we had a bad thing happen. With Taco. Yes. What happened? You flew him to the Hamptons. I private. Everything. Private. No. Oh my god. There are certain things his tail started rotting. We had to have part of his tail. Like I was like, we can't do this. And I'm like, I don't know what's happening. We clean it. We got the crickets. We got the worms. I'm in there. We are not. Equipped. You're not equipped. And equipped to take care of a bearded dragon. Was he diabetic or something? Like what happened to the tail? Did you just let him in the wild? Oh, not in a forest. It was not enough community. Well, you know what happened? The first taco. Why is there two tacos? Well, I didn't know there was two tacos. There was two tacos. So. Wait, hold on. You can do it with the first taco. So you have another taco? Yeah. Well, no. Is taco at Coldwater Park right now? Listening. Franklin Canyon. No, hold on. So during the fires, I put taco with the reptile proper people to home him because we were all over the place. Orange County. The first taco or the second taco? The first taco. OK. And after eight days of being there, when we were in like four different places all over in the first eight days of the fire, I get a call on the way out one year ago and she killed him. Wait, how did she kill taco? The first taco. She doesn't know. And why did she tell you? But she's a reptile person. She's supposed to know how to take her lizards. She. What? Again. You never told us this. I know. I was, because I was worried my kids would hear. So we pretended and got another taco and replaced him. But they didn't know. The kids never knew. So when he came to Manhattan Beach, it was taco two, not taco one. No, this is true. This is true. This is so sad. And then. And the kids never knew that taco two. They just were like, he looks a little different. I was like, no, he's fine. He grew up. He grew up. He's a little more orange. Oh, no. And so, and then right before we left or like in the fall, he had some, then with his tail and I'm like, we're done. I had to get surgery on it. I'm like, we can't. Is it possible that that was the result of using wise beauty on your lizard? His skin was so dry and skinny. Co-Jeff, by the way. Co-Jeff favorite excels. Extremely rich. By the way, a lot of people are copying my pads. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Skincare shade. Oh, I love it. What's happened? Doing the two fingers and they're like, dryer's better. Bitch, dryer's not better. But whatever, keep going with that. You know who loves your product? Tell me. Jamie Kennedy of all people. He comes in here with your iPads all the time and leaves them on the entire show. Why not? The iPads are amazing. I tell you, wait for your puppy eyes. So what's up, bitch? You little gay bitch. Where is Taco, so where's Taco Two now? I'll be home, Tim. He's on line five. You see it, somebody who knows? Yeah. He's on line five. He has some things to say. He's like, why do family flew me commercial? Help, help me. I went from Manhattan Beach to San Bernardino. Oh, Taco Two, is he with the reptile family? No, I did not put him back with the reptile company. That killed Taco One. That killed Taco One. Look at him. How long are they supposed to live? Like 20 years. How old is Taco One? It was disturbing. I literally, I'm like, what is happening? And then the surgeon was like, we had to amputate, but don't worry. The surgeon. Plastic surgeon? No, I didn't do plastic. Paul Nassif. No, it was really. Do not feel bad. I used to work for a family and the kids had a puppy. The puppy was terrible. The mom never took care of the puppy. The puppy peed everywhere. I took care of Taco. One day we get home from school and the puppy's not there. And the mom's like, you know what? He had something wrong with him. It's all a terrible thing. We had to put him down and we had to make a quick decision. Four or five months later, we're walking with the kids in Century City. And all of a sudden. The puppy. The puppy out the corner of my eye. I see this puppy and I'm thinking to myself, there's no way. And the puppy runs up to the kids. No. Freaking out. Freaking out. The mom had re-homed the puppy in the middle of the day and hadn't told the kids. What did you tell the kids about Taco too? Did you say passed away? No, I said we have to re-home him. He almost died. And his face slipped and take. And you know, and Brooks and I talked to Brooks about it. I'm like, I'm the one who takes care of him. Me and Tita. Yeah. Meaning Tita takes care of him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Tita. I think that's not true. I was really good. Like, I got him out. He'd crawl. I'm not a huge fan of him. No, I'm sure you directed that Tita. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm sure you did. Oh, god. That's terrible. I know. How long have you had Tita? They're a lot more complicated than I thought. Like, it's not. The lizards. The lizards. The bearded dragon. The bearded dragon. It's a lot. It's the temperature. The humidity. The humidity. Humidity. Like, it just. RIP, Taco One and Taco Two. Right. No, Taco Two's still alive. OK. We don't know. We don't know. We do. I check on him. Oh, really? When's the last time you checked on him, Molly? A month ago. Oh, wow. Alex Farston's first. Locked and happened in four weeks. That's about to say, 30 days. Alexandra in Pennsylvania line two. Hi. Sadatane, love you guys. Sadatane. Molly, I love your products so much. I love the morning routine. I have two small children and I work full time. And it's just a breeze. So thank you so much. You're the best of the best. I, yes, I love the exfoliator. I hide it from my husband. I wrote estrogen women only on it. Pro tip. No, it's pro tip. That's so good. He's like, I don't want him to touch it. Oh my God, I still want him to touch it. I don't want him to touch it. So he's not going to rate the ingredients. And then the question, have you considered something to get the product all the way at the bottom? Because especially with some of the creams, I feel like I can't get it all out. With this Ginglo, we worked on the dip tubes. I know. But yeah. Do you just unscrew the top? I do. I feel like I'm going to unscrew the top. And I just dig in there. And you're just like, let's go. And then for the exfoliator, when it's down to the bottom, I just cut it. I just cut the tube across and scoop it out. Oh, that's a good tip, Shane. That's a good tip, Shane. That's a good tip. Pro tip, Shane. That was a problem with the Lea Black Beauty as well, where we would just, I would always recommend people. Like once you think it's done, it's not done. You have to unscrew the top. And there's a lot more at the bottom. By the way, they don't want you to know that. They want you to buy another one. The Bali here is telling you the secret. Cut it. Cut it. So if you are interested, check out wisebeauty.com. Use Co-Jeff for 15% off. And then you have the minutes to glow trio right now, which is $125 value. We can get it for $106. That's crazy. And then the Wide Awake Brightening Eye Cream, which seems to be one of their most popular products right now, it retails for $68. But you can get it for $57 using Co-Jeff. Is it normal sizes? We're not talking about travel sizes, right? No, boo. It's all normal. OK, let me just take a photo of this real quick. There we go. And then you still haven't given me the color for the spray tan color. You said honey when I'm not spray tan. What's the other one? So there's four colors, right? I would do peach. OK, peach. And then some people mix it. Yeah, you could do peach kind of like your inner corner and just highlight and then just dab on. I do like the moisturizer. I use that a lot. The moisturizer is amazing. It's really good. And you don't need a lot of it. You don't need a lot of it. I do under my makeup or on a no makeup day. You can do both. OK. It can replace concealer if you want. Oh, perfect. How many products do you have now? Do we need to ask Gabby? I think we have. Can't Gabby. Stop. I know how many. Guys, 13. 13. OK. And by the way, you got a prime spot in Sephora. Thank you. Like, they're not a plan. Like, it is. They're not playing. They're not playing. It's a nice spot. Are you expanding? Are you going to be getting more stores now? $560 by April. Oh my god. Congratulations. We have a huge launch in April, which are going to be invited to. Really? Well, you and I have a big meeting today to discuss the next influencer trip. Justin, I don't know if you're on the list. We'll find out at lunch today. Let me know. We'll let you know. Do you have your list? I have my mental list. Yes. I have my list. OK. I mean, ultimately. You have your list. It's your decision. But I'll make suggestions. What? Why are you looking at me like that? No. I just. I'm mixed on some people. I don't know. Oh, that's a cheat. Oh, wait. Hold on. Oh. Thanks for listening. If you want more of this, listen to Jeff Lewis live every weekday on SiriusXM, as well as the Jeff Lewis channel, exclusively on the SiriusXM app. Ever wondered if the magic was real? Well, this is where it was made. The wonder of the Hogwarts Express. The chill of the Forbidden Forest. 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