Episode 491 | Pretty Brown Eye

This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed human. No, warrior's mom. No. Conductible. No, warrior's mom. No, no, warrior's mom. No, warrior's mom. No, warrior's mom. We are back end of the week. Yes we are. Yes we are. Clap it up, baby. Clap it up. It's another one. We get another one. Get another week. Get another week. Ryan has dubbed it Make It Wing Thursdays. Yes sir. Make it Wing Thursdays ladies. Make it Wing. Send them a video. Send them the invisible ink and make it wink. Left or right eye. The brown one. You know which eye it is. Come on now. Make it wing Thursdays. Only if she has brown eyes. That's it. Pretty brown eyes. What you thought Make Condition was singing about when they said pretty brown eyes? Oh my God. What you thought Stokely was in there singing about? What you thought he was in there singing the house down about? Pretty brown eyes. I don't think that's what Make Condition was singing about. All right man. Ask Stokely. Ask Stokely whenever you run into him. Whenever I run into him? Whenever you run into Stokely. Ask him when he was in there jamming about. That's all. Anyways, how are you feeling? I feel great man. I feel blessed. Big weekend ahead of us. Number seven in the world. You're... Sorry I just had to piss some people off. That's all. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I won't do it again. I won't do it again. You won't ever piss me in the world. In the world. I don't know. Out of all the accounts on Twitter that in India that talk about him. Oh man, I'm number seven in the world. It's you. And I see a lot of y'all mad about losing all them followers, them fake bots I had. Yeah. I did see that. Yeah. So I've seen them store, you know you leave a wave message on Instagram now? Oh, they was hot. Where did all my followers go? Stop lying. With them bots that you bought in 2022 during the pandemic. Though we forgot. All of a sudden overnight you got 200,000 followers. Doesn't that mess with like your, your, well I know it works for you too. Doesn't that mess with your algorithm? Yeah. You purchase that your stuff doesn't really show up, right? I mean, it depends. Yeah. How much you post. You know, they posted, deleted, posted again tomorrow same video. Messes up your engagement rate. But yeah, ain't nothing like seeing that one of your friends, like somebody you really thought was your homie bought followers. That shit hurt your heart. It's like, damn, you a lame. But it adds up sometimes the people that buy fake followers is the people that wear fake jewelry, wear fake clothes, fake hair, fake eyelashes, okay. Whoa. Fake nails. Okay. All right. You dragging it a little bit. Like, I mean, it's right on brand. I don't think that correlate. It don't correlate. Oh, shit. And your hairline ain't really that dark for real. Let's really talk about it. Me? Yes. You got me fucked up. Spray paint, Hank. Me? Oh, you're just on my general. You think I spray paint my head like it's the marriage. Just me talking shit sometimes. You in the chair with the Beijing just getting it added? Shit. Never in my life. Never. Can't even sweat. Not me. But why would people buy followers now? Like, I understand when social media started, people didn't know. But now, like, if somebody's a million followers in like six comments, like we can tell. Yeah, but people don't care about that. It's just the optics of it all. But isn't the point of like that to like maybe get brand deals and like you like utilize your Instagram to make money. Niggas was doing that shit before. And you'd be like, well, no, you have four comments and 500,000 followers. Like, I mean, it should be. But some people don't, you know, they don't pay attention to that. It's just when you look up their profile and see they have this many followers. Okay. You know, but I mean, Instagram did do a bot sweep, I think last night or day before. And a lot of people lost a lot of followers. But, you know, that'd be an awkward conversation to have my man. That oddly enough, that'd be kind of like a red flag in our friendship. I go through. But I go through that. You bought followers. What do you do with it? I do that a lot of times on my own, though. Like I followers. No, no, no, never did that. But like I'll go through like my recent follows and you see all like the fake pages, bot pages, I'll just like block and delete them, shit myself. My favorite thing is the, why don't they're bot pages? Just those weird pages in your friend requests that say that they can sell you all these followers or get your engagement up. You go to they page, they got six followers. It's like, well, get that's called a bot. Get your shit up. That's a bot. I was supposed to pay you to get my shit up, but you can't get your shit up. That's the definition of a bot. Exactly. But hey, if it works, it works. Um, I did see, are they adding the dislike buttons to Instagram as well? Was that true? I saw that in the same report, but again, it could have been a bot that said that. I don't think the dislike or comments, not specifically for photos, but if someone writes you a comment, you can dislike the comment. Oh yeah. I'm a lot of you utilize that one. Y'all be in there calling me a homo. I'm just gonna put your thumbs down. Yeah, thumbs down. I don't please. Hey, I don't like this. I'm not a laser. I don't like you calling me that, sir. Like I'm not, I'm not a glazer. So I just like that. I just like that. Uh, yeah. Instagram is testing a private dislike or downvote button for comments on reels and feed posts to improve comment quality and reduce hostility. Just cause you're adding a, I don't think someone that is calling you the F word is going to be discouraged because there's a dislike button. I don't think they're like, no, no more of this. I'm not going to use that. I see the light now. This was. He disliked that. I saw the light now. I can't get that word again. This is a revelation to my life. I shouldn't be mean in comments anymore because there's, there's a thumbs down button. Yeah. Um, but this feature is currently available with a small group of users does, does not display a public dislike count and aims to influence future comment ranking. Yo, Cristiano Ronaldo lost seven million followers. Damn, the bot was on him heavy. But that doesn't necessarily mean like he bought them, right? No, like that just can happen. When you as famous and as popular as Ronaldo, like you just have so many different accounts following you daily. Like, yeah. Uh, I'm positive. Ronaldo didn't buy any against the grand followers. I mean, is this all accurate? I'm going to quote unquote report it, but I don't know if it's true. Kylie lost 15 million followers. Like that's, that's insane. Yeah. I could see it though. I could see it. People like that are that famous and have that many accounts following them. Yeah. The bot account look real. The bot accounts usually follow accounts like that to make themselves look real. Yeah. That's not, that's definitely a litmus test for me. That can't be a bot. They follow Kylie. Yeah. But they follow Ronaldo. Oh yeah. This checks out. This guy's legit. How's would they even know Ronaldo? Oh, make that bigger Ryan. Yo. Okay. Uh, again, I don't know this is accurate. So I truly apologize if not, but people that we particularly care about not too many people on here actually. Rihanna lost 2 million. That's light. Beyonce 4.4, Taylor Swift 4.1, Shakira 1.1. I don't know. Does that even affect these people? No. These people don't care. They probably didn't even notice. They didn't even notice. They didn't even notice. They don't think Adele on her birthday today was like, damn 500 K gone. I can promise you Adele didn't, I didn't even know. Can she even do her residency in Vegas anymore? No, she loses it. She loses it. It's gone now. Yeah. Come on now. Is she still in Vegas? Like makeup shows, I think was the last little run she did. But I think she's done. I sent my mom and my cousin to that for my cousin's birthday. Did y'all see the video where she finally met Celine Dion? No. Is that her show? I didn't see that. Yeah, she was walking through the crowd. She obviously knew where Celine was sitting, but they didn't meet yet. She just heard she was there in the audience. She started crying, didn't she? Did she? Celine was crying too. You know, just me, I just had to think like. Some white soul singers. Who's the better singer though? Celine. Okay. Yes. If you print it out a sheet of paper. It with music theories. Celine Dion does, but I like Adele's voice 10 times more. Say way more texture to it. Way more character to it. Celine is just like, she's AI before AI existed when it comes to a perfect voice. But Adele, no Adele's been through some shit. I like that. I like that invoice texture. Yeah, I'm going Celine Dion though. That's the better, better singer. Volume wise though. I just think all around. Celine Dion's a better singer. I love Adele. I love Adele's voice, but seeing those two and then obviously Adele being a huge fan of Celine Dion and just those two women in that moment. I'm just like, that's, that's a lot of singing right there. Yeah. Do you know what I'm thinking? You know how certain music videos or certain movie soundtracks or whatever are attached to a song? Is my heart will grow on with it? Is it that sad of a song if it's not attached to a by falling off the Titanic and dying? Like if you had never watched the Titanic, but you just heard my heart will go on. Would it make you cry? That's one of the greatest songs ever. I don't disagree. That's one of the greatest songs ever. It took one of the greatest voices ever to deliver it, but when you listen to those lyrics, that song is played everywhere. Graduation, funerals, weddings, like it's divorce parties. Please don't play that at my wedding. I mean, I mean it is. It's played everywhere. Even if the Federal Reserve doesn't drive that boat into an iceberg, I still think it's, that song still stands up for what it is. That end to I run, you're going to cry with or without an iceberg. Yeah. It's one of the greatest, greatest songs ever. Okay. What about Dreaming by Selena? Another one of the greatest songs ever. Love that record. Because I cry every time I hear it, but I'm like, damn am I crying because she dead? Like if she was still alive when I cry, it would still be an amazing song, but when I cry. It is different because she's no longer with us. So the lyrics mean a little. They hit different. Yeah, they hit at the end of the movie. It gives it a different feeling, but it's a great, incredible song. To go back to the whites, Aerosmith, Armageddon. Just trying to think of songs that are like attached to a movie like that. That was. That's one of the sadder songs. Who does that attached to Armageddon with Bruce Willis and his daughter plays Bruce's daughter. Oh, the name of the song though, baby. The Aerosmith song from Armageddon. What are you talking about? What's the name of the fucking song? It's another. Don't want to miss it. I don't want to miss it then. Come on. Yes, you can't play that and not like at least to my wife. Have your chin just start tightening up a little bit. So written by my go Diane Warren. I even know that song is beautiful. Wait, is that a cover or is that an original? No, that's because you know, because you know a lot of the rock and whites like to take. I think it's an original. Give it a different. I would do when I found out all of Led Zeppelin's catalog wasn't around. I broke my fucking heart. Oh, Diane Warren wrote it for Celine Dion. But Mick Jagger did it justice. Yeah, Celine. Celine might have. She might have made that shit too perfect. I think they held it down on that one. Oh, yeah, he but that that's up there with with movie. That's that's a good topic to mask because there are a lot of records that are just attached to make who's make is it Mick Jagger, the lead singer of Aerosmith. No, Stephen Tyler, Stephen Tyler. Come on, I get my whites confused. How do you get the whites? We all look alike. Let me confuse Michael Jordan and John Starr. That looks like Stephen Tyler to me. That is not even a big ass. And my bad is Stephen Tyler because he is he is a legend in his own right. But yes, I meant Stephen Tyler Jagger is a Mick Jagger. Angelina Jolie's dad. Hmm. No, that's that's John Voight. What the fuck are you all okay today? You having a stroke with the fuck? You thought that Angelina Jolie's dad was Mick Jagger. That is fucking crazy. Yo, my bad. I'm sorry. That's funny as fuck. Aerosmith, Rolling Stones. I know that's like blasphemous to the whites, but yes, sometimes I get I get them confused every time. Stephen Tyler, yes. But yeah, I'm trying to think what other records are definitely like tied ties with movie. I can't hear a shake your tail for other with Murphy Lee without bad boys. Without bad boys too. That one really brings it back. Shake your tail feather. Those two things are synonymous. They'll be married forever. Those two things. Whitney Houston. I will always love you. Yes, I think bodyguard, but I still think that stands alone. I don't think when that comes on, everyone thinks the bodyguard. Look what billboard has that at number seven. I'm just saying something about them sevens. Yeah, this is this is billboard. Best songs in movies list. Because mall loves a list. Diana Ross, Lana Richie, endless love in endless love. It's number one. That's number one. I'm not jacking that. Yeah. I'm not jacking that. BG's, how deep is your love for Saturday Night Fever? I get it. That's up there. That's one of the ones. This is it's very cliche and I think probably corny at this point, but you could have made a case. This is number one. I had the tiger for Rocky. Oh my God. That could be rising up. Back on the street. You want to find a staircase the moment that she walks on level playing field, find a staircase and walk up that shit. Fam, you hear that. It's nothing you can do once you start listening to the tiger. You can do anything literally. There's nothing you can do after you listen to that song. Do you tie a boysman into the road to boomerang? Absolutely. Yes, but like I don't not the way we're talking about Aerosmith and Armageddon. Like end of the road. I don't. Yeah, it's not just boomerang. I tied that boomerang for sure. Boomerang is one of the greatest movie soundtracks ever. Boomerang. You can definitely make a case that boomerang has. Boomerang, Nutty Professor, Rush Hour, Mo Money. Like that was a time where like soundtracks were like a huge thing and they broke a lot of like new artists on soundtracks. Yeah. But boomerang was like. Wayne to exhale soundtrack to is really. Wayne to exhale obviously was one of those ones as well. Destiny's Child, Independent Woman for Charlie's Angels. Yeah. Important. Yeah. Important. That was I mean it surpassed I think the Charlie's Angels thing, but when I was a kid that was like, was it the whole music video was was like. They were Charlie's Angels. What is from the movie? Yeah. Yeah. Celine Dion because you love me up close and personal. I'm going to add again by Janet Jackson for poetic justice. Another great soundtrack. Oscar nominated. Another great soundtrack. Eminem, lose yourself a mile. They go ahead and hand. Yeah, you hear that great soundtrack. Palms are sweaty. Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There's vomit on the sweater already. Mons forget he's nervous. You heard that. Oh, I thought you were going to keep going. I was okay. You heard that. Yeah. We heard Mons forget he. Yeah. And then he actually threw up like before the battle. The movie like come on. It's tired of them. Come on man. Color Me Bad. I want to sex you up. New Jack City. That come on. And that's like just a legendary scene. That scene where she was. I mean, it changed. She was dancing in front of that. Ooh, that's where the betrayal started. Yeah, absolutely. The movie pivoted while that was playing. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of dammo. I mean, Soundtracks great again, man. We need great soundtracks. They tried a little bit and we had that conversation. Like Black Panther, I thought was a good one. That was a good soundtrack. Yes. Yes. They've tried a few times. I mean, like, but sometimes it misses terribly. Baby D, did you see Devil Which Prod. Two yet? I have not. I want to go see it, but I got to have a cute fit on. Like I can't go watching any sweats. Why not? Because they can make fun of me. Who's going to make fun of you? All the girls, they're all dressing up for it. Demaris, you can go. I'm a walk in there going, I'm always bum ass bitch. I don't laugh at me. I throw popcorn at my head. I promise you nobody's going to do that. Throwing popcorn at your head. I promise you. Look what she's wearing. This is got new balances on. Yeah, I promise you. You can go see that shit, win whatever. I'm going to go see it this weekend though. I'm going to go see it. Yeah, I think I'll take myself. I'm spending the weekend alone. So I'll take myself this weekend. I might be a cute day. Spending the weekend alone. Alone in a room. It's me and you. You're literally like a human fucking jukebox. You know that? I got songs, baby D. All up here. I got them all. Okay. Here and here in the heart. So the music lives. That's where it lives, worry. That's going to be Maul's TikTok series. Just give him a quarter. He stands out on the street. Just give him a quarter. That's racist first of all. Pick a song. Give him a quarter and say a word. And he got to like connect. He's great. Great with that. Like word connecting. Oh yeah. They play. Yeah. D'Maris. Our guy Tarell has a great platform where he has R&B singers. Like when they're putting music out, he'll do word association. We'll just throw a word out there and then they'll have to sing a song that's attached to it. Wait, let's play with Maul real quick. I'm going to throw a word out. They trying to put me on the spot like that. I'm going to just throw a word out and you gotta think. I ain't studied for this test, but go ahead. All right, man. Okay. Money. Money? Mm-hmm. Are we doing just R&B or? You could do whatever. I would prefer R&B though. Money R&B? Money R&B stuff. I would be really bad at this. Money R&B is crazy. All right, pussy. Pussy R&B? Um, could do plows. Miss Pretty Pussy. Miss Pretty Pussy. That's not really R&B though. I mean, they're singing on the hook. Miss Pretty Pussy. Okay, love. Love should have brought your black ass home last night. That's what you're my one. Should have been a bit... What? We just took my boomerang. We just took my boomerang. Very true. You know what I'm saying? One of the greatest soundtracks right there. That broke Tony. What's the first song, right? Not her first song, but it might have been one of her bigger ones. Yeah. I think that was Tony Braxton's first record. Love Should Have Brought You Home was not Tony Braxton's first record. What was her first record? Let me see. That was one of the first ones, definitely. If not the first one or two. Oh my God, you're right. That was her first solo single. I be knowing. You're right. You're talking to the jukebox right now. I be knowing. You're not going to tell me that record broke Tony. That's when we... Oh wow. The video came out and we was like, who is this fine? She had the short haircut like Halle and boomerang. We was like, yo, what the fuck? The song was everywhere. Remember that music video channel that used to throw the facts at the bottom? Yeah. Yeah, that's small. You just sit there and you just use your facts anytime something come on. All right. Fact check of all these niggas, man. Next word is pain. Pain? Pain, pain. Fuck. Pain, R&B pain. T-Pain. Fuck. See, you can imagine for me on the spot. I can't be put on the spot. I don't like that. You know, when Seryl does this with artists, I'm in awe of how quick some of them are. I would be so bad at this. Yeah, I can't think of no pain and no fucking R&B verse pain. Breathe and then we can wrap up. Fab, breathe. One and then the two. Two and then the three. R&B, man. Oh, see, you didn't say that. You didn't say R&B. Breathe again. Yep. Tony Raxson once again. Look, see, babyface, the greatest nigga ever. The greatest right ever. Babyface. Look how many babyface songs we're singing. Babyface everywhere. That whole soundtrack is fucking babyface. Yeah, that could be fun if we all like try to prep and get focused, but I'd be bad at that. Rap would be much easier. Oh, for sure. There's more words than rap. Yeah. There's more words than rap. Words, more words. Way, way easier to do that. But how are you celebrating Make It Wink Thursdays? Going into the weekend? Man, you know, phone dry, but hopefully I get an invisible ink on Make It Wink Thursdays. You know what I'm saying? I got no birthday news. Zero. You didn't get no birthday news? Not a single one. No way. I don't believe it. Not even from old work that was like surprise. No birthday news? I don't know. Damn one. Damn life has changed. Isn't it? Remember the good old days? Damn. I used to get news on a random Tuesday. Wow. Conquer the Day King. Keep that in mind. And it'd be a new. Keep that in mind when they need help with their rent and all of that. Keep that in mind. You think that's what I'd be doing? I'm not going to be a journalist. But you're going to definitely help somebody with some rent before. No, of course I have. Like for like nudes, I'm like, oh, send me a nude. I'll pay your rent. No, no, no. I'm just saying the one that you helped with her rent should have sent you some nudes. Women I've dated, I've helped. I've never helped with rent with just like a check. Yeah. So women that you used to date for your birthday, they should have sent you some nudes. Even if they're in a relationship. Even if they're in a relationship. That just rolls over from the rent payments. It's like a security deposit. It is. I didn't get it back. I didn't get it back. All I did was mount the TV. Like I can't get my security deposit back. I'll have some pictures. Send the news, man. Just making week. Everyone's getting older. I realized and this is in a everyone hates men's birthdays. That's just in general when people get older. I just like even friends, just a little happy birthday texts. People used to like post on Instagram and talk about like the friendship we had. Like now it's just like, oh, that's today, right? Still breathing, still living another year. So I need. But maybe you make it in Wink this Thursday. Unfortunately not. I don't know. I'm sorry. Just got to get you a couple dirty martinis to be make it Wink Fridays for you. Healthy martinis. Extra olives and all of that. Yeah, you going crazy. Oh, you sold the olives in the vodka. You such a sleaze for olives. Look at you. You get crazy for extra. I really do. Yeah, I know. I'm not really tight. And I'd be like extra olives. Like I need it. They be like, how dirty you want to ring around a tub? Ring around a tub dirty. Ring around a tub dirty. Woo. That's dirty. Oh my God. That's nasty. This is how JP Morgan ended up in the situation that they're in. Oh, totally. Afterward, make it Wink Thursday function. No, warrior now. Maul, I'd never ask you for anything on my birthday. That's not true. 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I need his face on the screen because once you see his face, everything makes sense. He first of all, he looks like AI. Let's start this. I agree with you. I don't even know if that's a real guy. Let's just, all right, let's have fun with it. Like the AI HR guy, that's what you think like the bot would look like. Yeah, exactly. Like on your LinkedIn, when it's like a fake LinkedIn, it would be that fake. Like customer service. Yeah. This is who you're talking to. Like no, it's an automated computer for sure. This has been all over the place because after we talked about it and everyone made the jokes, they were saying it was like complete hoax and wasn't real. Now they have details that they offered him a million dollars to settle and he said no. And now they're trying to go to court. Epstein's lawyer is involved. This has gotten way further than I thought. I don't know what's real and what's fake in this one. Wait, what? He was offered one million dollars settlement and then he countered for North to 20 million. Okay. And then he got exposed as the John Doe guy. And yes, they're going to court. So this is going to court. So this is a real thing. Yeah. But they were saying that a lot of that was he, they were saying that there's no claims that he fabricated it, that he removed the suit. I need to know, was it him or that girl that called his wife a fishhead agent? That's what's important to me. Your, your fishhead, Asian fishhead wife. That I need to know whether he made that up or whether she said that. I thought he was saying maybe you thought it was misquotives. No, no, no. No, he can't make that up. Like how do you freestyle that? If he made love, that means that's what he thinks of his wife. Yeah. That was his pen. Yeah, that's definitely that came from a real place. That's definitely real. Like that's not, you don't, you can't make that up about your own wife. My Asian fishhead wife. Like, come on. But you know what made me feel like he was lying when we originally talked about it. Everything is. Well, yes. But when he was like, he said something like, oh yeah, your Asian fishhead wife doesn't have these cannons. That's white boy weirdo talk. A girl doesn't say cannons. Women do not say these. But if they're role playing, like I said, because I originally thought that this was all consensual and he was having his little fantasy with her and he was asking her to talk that way. That's why I think she probably said cannons. Women say cannons. In a real way. I mean like just talking shit through the text. No, for sure. But like when it's, it's time to get busy. They're saying cannon. No, no, no, no, no, no. But the text. Grab ahold of these cannons. Yeah. When they just dirty talk to a text though women say all kind of shit like, because they know that's just the zone. We just talking shit right now. I could definitely see her texting that. But wait, this was text, right? No, this is in person in the office. Oh, in all fit. Yeah. That's why there's no real evidence like of emails or calls or anything that was recorded. She's smart. She's smart. She used to go in his office and get that off and then leave. But what they were saying is that that doesn't make any sense because she's not his superior. So she actually had no influence on his race. So how are you saying that this girl was like sexually assaulting you for like, you know what I'm saying? And like blackmailing you, but she has no effect on your race. She's not even your superior. Has she made a statement yet? Not that I've seen. Her lawyer said it's not true. Okay. Yeah. And then maybe he needs a mental health treatment and like, yeah, they're going to put him through the ringer to make sure that he's not as psychotic as he seems to be. Or he'll have a boat in accident next week in Turks. No, that goes. I hate those boat in accidents. Don't you? Just boat damn boats. Just be a perfectly written, unalive letter. Damn boat in accident. Ah, look, he went down, drank too much and went on the water. Another boat in accident. Is that how you kill people? That's how you get away with killing people. Oh, you think they don't try getting a fingerprint off a body that came out of the water. Not going to happen. If you're interested in going down that rabbit hole, look at all the creative ways the Clintons figured it out. It started coming up with new scenarios. Yeah. He's definitely have a boat in accident in a second for sure. But no, I mean, JPMorgan, but the fact that there's no evidence and JPMorgan was like, we'll give you a million dollars is crazy to me. Yeah. They probably just don't want to deal with it. I hear that. And I mean, we're bringing in $80 million of coke a year. A million dollars for JPMorgan? That ain't shit. It'll piss on a million dollars. Give a fuck about a million dollars. But then I feel like if you, if that's your, where you got your degree and your expertise, you can't take a million dollars settlement from JPMorgan. I think you're ever going to work in banking again. No. And a million dollars you can't retire on. No. No. You got to take it all away. Yeah. Yeah. He rolling the dice. Stay away from the waters. All I can tell you. Take no vacations, no time soon. Mr. What's the name? Stay away from Tower 7. Yeah. You just sit down and go sit down and just chill somewhere. Don't leave the house. And make sure don't ever get groceries delivered. No. Pick the produce yourself. Yes. Yes. That's how they kill people too. Damn. Y'all creative. Yeah. You don't watch enough crime stories, do you? You don't see how they just get rid of people? Yeah. They get you out of here. See, I watch Law & Order. They always get caught. Nah. That's street level shit. We talking JPMorgan level. Like they, they'll delete your social security number. Like you never even existed and walked on this planet. Yeah. That's that type of shit up there. Like you don't want, you don't want to fuck with them. Law & Order literally leave breadcrumbs all the way to the police station. From the parking garage to their office. Yeah. You just follow the treasure map and you'll find it. JPMorgan will be like, they'll be like, y'all remember DeMaris? They'll be like, who? We never met DeMaris. Y'all don't remember DeMaris? They used to work here? Nah. Who the fuck is DeMaris? Y'all never seen, they'll be like, they never even knew who you was. Damn. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, you know, billion dollar level. Let's get them out of here. And he probably banks at Chase. So like how do you fight against your bank with your bank account? Yeah. Like that's why I ain't going through. If you didn't do anything, where's that money going? Where's that money going? It's funny. They're going to take it out of their account to put it in your account that they own. Like no. They had a, someone had posted a photo of a Z's and a Sydney Sweeney and said, can't, can't wait for this series on Netflix. They're a fucking asshole. The Z's and who? Sydney Sweeney. Are they dating? No. They're just, one has one's white with cannons as described in the paper. In the Z's. In the Z's. Well, we thought he was more Indian than he was when we saw the photo at the time. Got you. I mean, who knows where this will go? JP Morgan comes to y'all, right? 10 million dollars. JP himself? JP himself. 10 million dollars. Not enough. It says, not enough to kill me. To kill me? To kill me. To kill you? For you to go out and take me out of the boat and kill me. 10 million? No, I need more than that to kill you. 15? No, we got to, we got to at least, I need at least 100 million to kill you. Really? Wait, I'm your friend or I'm like a hit man? Like, and you're just, you're just demerits. This exact scenario, this podcast. No man, no money for that. You did that for the freebie? That's not, no, I didn't. Oh, I thought he was going to free me on them. I was going to say damn. No, I'll do it for the love of the game. Just see if you still got it. Yeah, 100 million, baby, you might be out of here. Or I could, I could be like a baby. Listen, go to fucking Mexico. Don't ever come back. No, they need it. They need a, they need a toe. They're going to need a toe. For 100 million, you let me take one of your toes. If I'm going to give you half, I'll give you half. I'll give you my left foot for 100 million. Yeah, I'm giving you 50 million. Your baby, take this 50 M's. I'm going to cut this toe off. Go to Mexico. You can never come back. Delete everything. All right, I'll do it. Can I take somebody with me? Nah, because here we go. See, she fucking up the, now she got her home girl coming. A home girl going to post pictures in Mexico. Got baby in the background drinking them dirty martini. Like, now I'm dead. Now they coming to get me. Like, you see what I'm saying? No, you can't take none of your girls with you. No, fuck no. They don't know how to shut up. I'll take my favorite hoe. He's out of work in any way. You can't see. Just go meet somebody in Mexico that don't know nothing about nothing. You can't take nobody from. You gotta go first. You don't have farther tentacles of JP Morgan. They get their coat from Mexico. Yeah, but baby, they could live off the grid in Mexico. I could live off the grid. I could get a nice little house, little humble house. You think we're gonna live off the grid ball? No, fuck no. Why you gonna say that? You're gonna be at the first restaurant complaining about some shit. Now they got pictures of you fucking complaining on the internet. Throwing a fit because they incholada was cold. And I used the chase credit card. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Yo, they tried to make fun of me because I sent my fool back at Applebee's because it was cold. Rory, he said I was being bougie. It was a little extra, man. We were at Applebee's. I did. They're doing a lot right now. Like it's not carbon. It's fucking. It's like quesadilla. Like, of course it's gonna be cold in the middle. Of course it's cold. Somebody else ordered it. They didn't want it. They took it back. You ordered a quesadilla. They're like, oh, no, we got it right here. That's come on. You know, that's what Applebee's do. Sending the quesadilla back is crazy. It was, it was the penne pasta. Rory's an asshole. But it was pasta. It was cold. There ain't no cold pasta with no cold pasta cream. Like I'm gonna cold cream. You can't do cold pasta. Well, they just put it back in the microwave that they just took it out. Oh, no, they definitely put it in the microwave. Yeah, they definitely microwaved you up real quick. But we had already just been a nuisance for that whole. I didn't want them to start spitting our food. We were already too loud. Nigga wanted to take a picture with Armani. Yo, we don't even want to. Applebee's was an experience. We were with Armani White. Shout out to Armani White. We walk in. He has, he has the Applebee's crowd on lock. I just want to make that clear. I wasn't aware. How do you have that? We were walking in with a young Michael Jackson. He has the app. He has the South Jersey Applebee's crowd on. Bro, nigga walked in Armani. I'm gonna need a picture for you leave. Mind you, we all ordered at the same time. The whole step that walked that greeted Armani when he came in, walked to the back, brought Armani food out a full 15 minutes before ours. He was like, yeah, bro, I got you. He wasn't our waiter. He was like Armani's regular order. No, no, no. He was just a fan. He was the host and he was a fan of Armani. So he went in the back and pulled Armani food and brought Armani food. All the rest of us still here. I don't know how I feel about that. Well, no, niggas is too fanned out. Like, I don't know. You could have went back then did something to my shit. I don't, that's just my train of thought. Like, I'm just like, I appreciate it, but it's like, Well, like what are you talking about? Like obsessed fandom? Like, like the why John Lennon got killed? Like he was such a fan. He was trying to save him from himself. Like you're saying that because a regular fan, I feel like would treat your food kindly. No, but they might kiss it for you before they bring it out. Yeah, but if he's too fanned out, it's like, I'm kind of nervous. Like you think Michael Jackson, like he went to a restaurant or they ordered his food and like the person like, nah, you ain't know what Mike was eating at the table. The nigga down there ordered what Mike wanted. They'll send me that place. When we put that place, send me that place. Like I'm niggas ain't know what Mike was eating. No, what was so sick about the hostess too, because we were in, we were in our funeral clothes. So he was like, Hey, I know what service shall come up from. So sorry to hear about your loss. This and talking about the specific person. And then before he could even finish his condolences to me and de Maris. Y'all need a picture or might like appreciate the condolences, bro. Yo, white boy came up to money. He got the youth. Young white boy came up to our money. Like I'm such a big fan. It was so funny because it's just a ceremony. You know what I'm saying? But we forget sometimes that he's like famous. Yeah. So that was not before he was famous. So don't do that because Mad Niggas walked up to you to walk up the road to either way. He's used to that. Come on. Our money is way more famous than that's number seven. We're not doing that. Lucky number seven. I'm on. He was doing cartwheels with Billy Eilish on the stage in Korea. People know who he is. Yes. Without a doubt. But they was like, you're roaring. You're roaring. Right. Yeah. Are you roaring? Right. Yeah. But here's the difference between like notoriety with me and everyone was so excited to see Armani because they love his work. They'll just come up to be like, yo, where am I all that? Dumbass take your hat. Like that's that's how I get notoriety. These kids were like, yo, I love like your music inspires my life. No one has ever said that to me. Nobody ever said you. They'll be like, yo, that's what you think about the locks. No, we've been on the road and people have said we say we stopped them from committing suicide. Oh, for sure. No, meet and greet. That's different. I'm saying like, it's no greater honor. Like when I stopped at the gas station to get us waters, like that's my interactions. Armani has the youth saying you're literally guiding my entire existence. Like I wouldn't be surprised if that young white kid braided his hair and got the same shout out to Armani, man. The bees good people's right there. Shout out to everybody who we stopped from killing themselves. That too. Well, according to better help, I don't. Well, not you. Yeah. Never mind. 20% off just just my name. Just for. But no, it was it was nice to see. Me bringing my bougie friends back back to earth. Because we had a group, Armani and his crew, that they've traveled the entire world. They're used to find things. We already know demerits is bougie as fuck. We had another young lady with us that clearly was was used to the nice, the nice things, the luxury life. I had to talk them into Applebee's for like 15, 20 minutes. They didn't even want to step foot in there. Got to go carbon. No, that one of the girls we were with, she was like, Oh, it's you can get an appetizer and two entrees for $25. She was. See nothing like that since 2010, right? They don't even know what that is no more. She tried. She tried to order her burger medium rassabit and make it one way. They make it one way. I saw me. However you get, however they make it is how you get it. I saw a meme or real on Instagram. A dude was like me asking anybody how they want their burger just to make all the burgers the same. He's at the cook out. Every cook out like how you want your I'm making all these just the same. I don't know what medium well and I'm like, you know, you getting a burger at a cook out straight up. But no, it was good to get back to the humble roots. I hated it. I can't. I can't pretend to like Applebee's food. I can't. It's nasty and that's okay. Applebee's they used to have something that wasn't bad that I used to get. It's been so long. I can't remember. I like their wanton tacos are great and the little appetizers. Those are fire. I feel like they had the day that they have. Was it like, uh, was it was it was it cheese steak egg rolls or something like that? Philly cheese steak egg rolls. Probably was it. Did they had those? I feel like that might have been something I had that wasn't bad. So 10 of those. But yeah, I'm sure they probably had those at some point. Yeah, but no, it was something that was a matter. It was that or go to Wawa and I know we'll get a bunch of flak from all our South Jersey listeners. Why is so fucking overrated? That wasn't the only options I had. Applebee's a Wawa. DeMaris, am I am I gassing for content right now? That was within a 10 minute radius. No, he's not guessing for. Oh, you wanted to go something that was right there. Yeah, like across from the repass. Yeah, okay. No, because at that point, like it was one of those. Repassing had no food. Yeah, they did. But we just all wanted to kick it afterwards. We just got like appetizers. She was the only one that ordered a full pen ate meal. Okay, got it. But no, we wanted to stay close instead of like, if we would have went somewhere else, I would have just hit that turnpike and would have went home. Got it. You know, this is an endorsement for for Applebee's shot on the Applebee's man shot the Applebee's good place man. Like Applebee's Diana Rossini. That's not all the Diana Rossini for. We back on this. We Mike Vrable and Diana, dirty Diana. No, dirty Diana is dirtier than we thought dirty Diana. And and is dirty Mike and the boys for sure. Well, we understand Mike being dirty, but dirty Diana is a CT. I mean, yeah, come on. Well, no, Mike ain't thinking straight. More came came out. I guess everyone's just been sitting on files and videos for forever and they finally are just now reaching the timeline. They had video and paperwork of them renting a boat while she was pregnant with the child. She ended up naming Mike. We thought it was kind of nasty, but this is like this is different. This is entered a whole new level. This is like you holding her belly on a boat and then the kid's name is Mike. Wait, he was holding her belly. I just assume. Oh, you can't get up. If you want a boat and she's showing, you're not going to touch her belly. How's Mike? He doing? Yeah, probably not. Come on. Yeah. Oh, I understand that she has a brother named Michael. We talked about that the last time we got here, but I was never taking on that boat. I've never taken a boat ride with just me and my sister. No, I've never done that. Oh, naming the kid might be after the brother. No, it's definitely Mike. That's a great. That's a great alibi for her story. They wild boy. They wild. I was seeing photos of the kids and I don't want to because that's nasty and that's private. So I hope we never see photos of the kids, even if they are out there. Do we think that that might be his kid? If you want a boat, she's showing in the kids name is Mike before I thought it was just. That's a way to communicate. Gray area layover of a fucking affair gone wrong. But nah, she's showing. I've been told that girl is wrong. I told you that dirty Diana. She's wrong, bro. That baby name should have been Steve. But do you think I mean, all right, do you think that was the. The boat ride where they had to figure everything like, what are we going to do if this ends up being my kid? Then he don't give a fuck if it's this good or not. He gonna take care of it. He let that baby. Who her husband or Mike Mike. I don't know if Mike let that kid if it is. Definitely doesn't. My guess is that they came up with a logical plan and the situation they were in. Let's name the kid Mike. If it ends up being my husband's, it's named after my brother. If it ends up being yours, it's Mike Jr. Can't go wrong either way with the name. My thing is how and I'm not blaming men. How is your wife pregnant and able to keep up an affair and you don't know. That's crazy. But we don't know if this this boat conversation was this. This was the end. This was the combo. Like this is like we like we got to stop and we're like, we got to stop and getting them to I'm too much having a baby. Maybe she pulled up her her sex app, whatever that app is where women can put in when the times they had sex unprotected. And maybe they went through the timeline and came to the conclusion that this isn't. This isn't Mikey very well, Jr. This is Mikey my brothers. My brothers. This is Mikey my brother. Because I could see I mean it's a sick thing to do to do a boat ride for that conversation. Like maybe just meet the Applebee's and call it a day. But yeah, maybe that was just where they they had their last combo. Bro, they was on a date and live in their life. They were not that CT. Signed in their real names on the boating license is great. They never thought this was gonna come out. Both record show that they were the only passers on the boat. This took place two months before the birth of her son, Michael. Wow. He thought that was his kid. Oh, they weren't. Oh, they weren't the only ones on the boat. That's even worse. Why does it matter if they were the only ones on the boat or not? Because they work together. That ain't work. But it's they there was other staff on the boat. They don't work together. She's a reporter. Why do you keep saying that? He's the head coach of the team. If anything, their enemies. Hmm. That's like forbidden love outside of the affair. You can't be fucking the reporter. Wow, this is that's payola. So at this point, does the husband ask for a DNA test? The husband, the husband is going to say you want to go on a boat ride and only one person's coming back. Yeah, that's the fact. I'm telling you that husband is not a lot of men don't want don't want to know that information. Don't want to know what they don't want to know if that baby is theirs. But why though? Why do you think men because sometimes when you've raised a child for seven, eight years, you don't want to know that it's not yours. Shit. Ain't no way in hell. Seven, eight years and I and I feel like it might not be mine. I need to know for sure. What's dirty Diana's name? Diana what? Cine husband. But we've had this combo and Roy said that he wouldn't want to know. He's lying. And when did I say that? I said for my return 15 and there was a chance she wouldn't be yours. There's no chance of Mars not his daughter. Have you seen him? Have you seen her? I just want to know have you seen him are there's no chance or key as a very specific. Yeah, there's no chance. That's not Roy's daughter. No chance. All right, I'm looking at her husband. It would be tough because I was going to say there's no way Mike Vrable is a Hall of Fame outside linebacker. There's not just a lot of those guys. Physiques just walking around. Her husband doesn't look like a pause a small dude and they kind of look alike. So that might be something I was thinking it would be obvious to know if little Michael was mine or not. Because Mike Vrable is a fucking. They have the same. Okay, they look like they go to the same barber. The start. No, they look a lot alike. They look like they go to the same barber for sure. The husband seems to be more clean cut. Clean shaven. Michael, let's just double grow out a little bit. All right, but where does that land us with little Michael? Yeah, I don't know, man. This is tough. I'm just saying just alone from the boat ride alone being too much for giving birth. That right there is enough for me to be like, I'm like something something's not right. This is and again, I don't know. We just talking because this is headline. But if I'm the husband, if I'm dying as husband, I need a DNA test. I need one. This is snow. When you desert your son, you leave your son. If it's not mine. Yeah, I'm out of there. I'm out of there. You never speak. You don't think they've done a DNA test already? Probably a hundred percent. You think they don't know why people I'm telling you why people be like, Oh, no, he's mine. That's mine. He's mine. No matter what the test say, he's mine. He wouldn't do that. Yes, he don't get they don't get much why the kid. What you mean? She had the kid already. No, I'm saying but he's wouldn't let her keep it. Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay. Mike Vrable had a game against the Panthers. He's not focused on that. I'm talking about the husband. They got a DNA test. There's no question that didn't happen. I think by now they probably got one from 2021. Yeah, they got one by now. Damn, yo. And I think the answer is that it's not it's not Mike's. So we actually I mean, why is no one asking how Mike Vrable feels? That but that boat ride could have been their baby moon. Like you didn't know that he could have thought that could have been his kid. That's sick. Why is no one checking on Mike? That's sick if he thought that was all I'm saying is if you two months away from her giving birth, y'all in a boat together. Yes, I think he thought there was a high chance that that was his fucking kid. High chance. Oh, he just didn't give a fuck. He just don't be caring. But I know you deserve me as my dad because like you find out that Mike Vrable is my real dad. I'll be like, fuck you, nigga. My dad Mike Vrable anyway, bitch. Like why would you deserve me? I just think that that's fucked up. Because the mom was doing some wild shit. Yeah, but why I got to suffer as a kid? Why is my life now? You get season tickets. You get to go to like spring training and shit like that. Like, oh, that'll make it all better. Yeah, come on, man. You know, hard knocks. You get this behind the scene of hard knocks. Well, you know how many out of wedlock children that have athletes, fathers that never even got a T-shirt? Let alone a fucking ticket to a game. You know how many kids are watching on TV? Like, I think that's my dad. That's fucked up, man. Oh, well, no, that'll mean shit. Well, prayers to everyone involved. Prayers that even though we're not going to pray for y'all. Prayers that we're not going to send to all involved. I mean, with these type of situations, do you think there's ever going to be... I mean, maybe I guess come August when Mike Vrable has to talk. There's no way this shit just like passes. He's not going to talk about this. He was just in the Super Bowl. Yeah, but they'll ask him, but he's not talking about this. He'll leave the podium if they start asking about this. He getting up and leaving. There's no way he's talking about this. Okay, does she keep working? No, how? Well, she left the Atlantic, so she left the platform. She'll never see the inside of Gillette Stadium again in her life unless she bought a ticket. And even then, like, you know, they do face scan. I was about to say craft. No, whole crowd at LL. The security come right to your seat. Like, can you come with us for a second? They walk you right to the exit. Like, you got to leave. That's crazy. That's not fair. It takes two to tango. Yeah, it does. But Mike is more valuable to the organization than Dirty Diana. Just saying. Mike at least got us. Got us to the ship. We didn't win, but got us to this. You just reported on it. Yeah, we can do without you. Yeah, we can finally think motivated that negative going there coach for real. She may have seen you never want to give the woman credit for real. Why you think he bounced in there like that all motivated got them boys ready. Yeah, he again, Hall of Fame outside linebacker to the gender Bill Belichick. Super Bowl rings like like he's done some things in that stadium before. Oh, I did great coaching the Tennessee Titans. Yeah, I mean, you know what he doing? He know a little bit about football. He knows a little bit about ball. He know a little bit about football. I don't know if like if some sloppy head on a boat got him. Got him right here. So while pregnant, gotta be awful. You already nauseous. Maw. What? What you say? MMMM for you got half of a pregnant girl before? No. Oh, okay. Come on, man. I'm not. You think I'm not one of those type of dudes? You know, come on, baby. I'm not that guy. I would never do that. Okay. No. Shit, I did. It was your bed. Shit, I did it funny when you got a daughter. I would hope so. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I felt fine about it. Anyways, new music that is out right now as you are listening to this, you can open up your phone wherever you get music. Chris Brown, full album Brown 27 records, Leon Thomas tank, lives cartel, Bryson Taylor, young boy. I heard the young boy record today again, we're recording this on a Thursday. That record sounded great. Glow Rilla Friday, Sexy Red Lucky Day. I just, I wish Chris would give us give us a 14 track album, but 27 is short for him. That's like an elmatic for him. It's 27 records. Yeah. Why is this, why does he say he catching flag on line because he used AI? Oh, yeah, and it's promo. Oh, yeah. So people didn't like that. Yeah, which I mean, I get it. I've seen, he's not the only artist that I've seen get called out right away when they try to do some promo assets or even like lyric videos and stuff. I just saw it with Alchemist and Erica Baidu got smoked because they used AI for a video. And it was like, well, do you guys like the song? Right. Can we talk about the music? No, okay. But I do, I don't mind fans giving that backlash. It's okay. Be purist guys. Yeah. Let's fight against it. I'm not mad at that, but 27 records. I'm here for it. I want the classic Chris Brown album. I want the quintessential Chris Brown album. I don't think he's given it to us yet. And 27 records. That's tough. We'll see everything I've heard so far sound great. Single with Leon is great. Should I ever be young boys great? I mean, I'm listening man. I think Chris Brown, obviously we know what he does. He's one of the greatest artists ever. And you know, anytime he's putting out an album, I'm listening to it. Even if it is three days long, I'm going to listen. We support Chris over here. And that record with Leon Thomas is dope. That's the only record I heard so far. So yeah, that's really good. Also, black is putting out a single with young thug, Ashton the blunt. I don't know if you guys have been paying attention to blacks roll out. It's every record, bird flu, Sunday again with two chains. Everything black has been doing going into this album. I've loved throughout the black. I'd love to sit down with him when he comes in New York. He's in New York now. And that's not a snitching. He put it on his Instagram. So I definitely tried. Let me know bro. He busy. He keeps doing self and he's not one of those artists that pretend to be like, I don't want to say moody, but artistic and I hate the world and don't want to be around anyone. That's black for real. Like he just wants to hang with his kids and not go outside. He's always been that a fuckable black. No, he's a great guy. Like in a personal setting, yeah, he's charismatic and funny and cool. But when he doesn't actually, can you name last time you saw a black interview? Yeah, yeah. Like I'm actually three albums. I can't name a black interview there. So, you know, I think he did one with hot like off the free black album in like 2014. Maybe. So I mean, I would love that black on the show. I mean, y'all already know how I feel about him. He's one of my favorite artists. But yeah, I'm excited. Black, we need you up here, man. Let's kick it. He sat down with Gina a couple days ago. Oh, for real? Gina views great and who DJ head. Yeah, black, we don't need you up here. Crazy. We'll catch you. Crazy. We'll just listen to the album. I'm just fucking with you. No, I know your joke. I just hope people know your joke. I'm joking. But no, everything sounded great. So I'm excited to hear the young thug one. Low Sims putting out an EP sugar girl. Tiana Taylor Wale better roses remix. I think they performed a version of that already. There's good music coming out. Is the dream album tonight too? Not that I saw. When is the dream album coming out? I mean, he just said love hate to coming soon. So looking forward to that one of my favorite artists right there. I think dream gives us another single before the before the album. I don't know if he's just going to drop it, but I'm definitely looking forward to that. Hell yeah. So Jesse Ray is announced. She has album dropping in June. Love Jesse. It's good music coming out. Jesse Reyes. Definitely good music. Action Bronson, Planet Frog. Yeah. Rock Marciano, Lil Yachty, Paul Wall. Have you seen the videos that they've been doing? Yeah. The visual was that action's been doing for the shit has been incredible. When I saw the snippet for it, I didn't even think it was a video. I thought it was like a fucking commercial. Yeah. Action. He's been doing his thing, man. Shout out to Action Bronson. Yeah, that shit with Rock Marciano is fire. But no, I love everything they've been doing visually. So good music Friday on the way. No, warrior now. Mall Today show is brought to you by our presenting sponsor Hard Rock Bet, which you know is Florida sportsbook. Everyone knows that. That's the fact. It's second round NBA playoffs. Yes. The Knicks are here to show up. Redemption time. The lights are brighter. The pressure is higher and every possession can change a series. Even if you're down 50 like the Hawks, but we've moved on. We're in the second round. That's passing. That's passing. Hard Rock Bet. Every night is your shot to score a major bucket. 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Gambling problem called 1-800-gambler, Arizona, Colorado, Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey, Ohio, Tennessee, and Virginia. Obviously, we have next week is Ice Man week. Dreg announced he's doing episode four of his stream going into the album, which is I'm here for. Do we think he'll just play music from the album or stuff that maybe wouldn't make the album because we're getting the album in a few hours? Curious how he's going to set that stream up. Me too. But yeah, he did a whole Instagram thing last night with episode one, two, three, and the fourth one, but I mean, I'm here for it. A week away. Nervous? Me? Yeah. Not me. A little butter, some butterflies. Some of y'all should be. I'm not. But some of y'all out there, y'all might want to be nervous. I'm not nervous would be the complete wrong word. I'm looking forward to the music. I'm not looking forward to the moment. Why? I'm not looking forward to have to talk about it. I hate when big albums come out and we got to talk about it. Why? Just want to listen to the album and just enjoy it. I said every time I hated that. You can listen to the album and still enjoy it or not enjoy it and just talk about if you enjoy it or not. Yeah, but I don't want to have to critique it. You don't have to critique it. I don't mind that part. I'm always here to talk about music and in a good way and critique it. Well, I just, I just know it's going to be just a moment of just nastiness that's mostly not going to be about the music. Here is fine. I don't care. I'm not nervous about the moment here because I know everyone in here cares about music and we have good conversations about everything. Everything outside of this studio, I think it's just going to be just nasty shit that has nothing to do with the music whatsoever. Dysecting points that aren't even about the song, but about two words that may have to do with someone else. And I just know every time I open my phone, it's going to be like, this is where we're at with music. Because even like the fall off was less what I'm talking about. But of course that was a focus as well, even on Cole's press run. Most of the conversation was less about a fucking 32 track album that he put out and more about other shit. I can just, I already know. And I know the stream is going to have all these little hints and treasure hunts that everyone's going to overthink. Which is cool. That's a good way to market. I get that, but it's just going to make me more disgusted with where we're at with music fans. That's all. He could put out a fucking classic or a dud and no matter what, it's going to be a nasty, a nasty week. It's going to be a nasty week. But as a Drake fan, I am excited. Always excited to get new Drake music. Good times. So that good times, good music, good entertainment, great entertainment. I got to find a place that we can go where people don't care about that shit. People don't care. Diakman doesn't care about that shit. Diakman just wants to hear good music. I'm going to go up to Diakman. Nobody in real life cares about that shit. That's true. Go up to Diakman and listen to an album? No, like where if there's an outside record on that album on Friday by Saturday, that shit's going to be playing in Diakman. And no one's going to be talking about a rap beat. No, it's going to be a lot of... Or I stand corrected. Or it's 13 disc records and I didn't know it. Good music, great music on the way, man. Looking forward to it. Are you upset that you can't go to the Cuddy tour anymore? Because I know you were really just going to see MIA. Are you going to skip the New York date? You was telling me about this. Now why did Cuddy kick MIA off the tour? I mean, she was going on particular rants, but I'll put it in a real nutshell, not the PR thing or any of the backlash. If my opener gets booed three shows in a row, you're not on my tour anymore. Is that what happened? She got booed? Like loudly booed for three shows in a row. Okay. She was going on weird rants and Grand La Jussor on, well not just, but last year on Pat Betcher-Tavey. Like she's off her rocker on a lot of stuff. That was a weird move by Cuddy, to be quite honest. I can't see anyone seeing the MIA interviews in the last year and go, you know what? Let's give her a microphone to start my show. So she responded by saying, she herself is illegal and her team doesn't have visas. That was her response. Is she going through like a mental health crisis? I don't want to say that, but yeah. It appeared that way. Not in the concert footage, but what I've seen in her interviews. Yeah. But why would Cuddy choose MIA in the first place too? Nostalgia. I mean, yeah, definitely that era. Like they came out around the same time. Around the same time. If MIA was who we knew before and like wasn't on this agenda stuff that she's on now that isn't the music. Like she's a good DJ. She's a great artist. Like I see that's a cool opener. That would give me incentive if I was on the fence for a cut. Oh, should I could see MIA too? Look, this is going to be a whole blog air show. I can't wait. But no, not when you cut in the middle of your hit and just start going on rants like that make no sense to a crowd that doesn't want to hear that type of stuff. But see, this is so funny to me because she gets booed for shit, she says. And Kanye gets sold out stadiums for the shit he says. Not everyone is talent level. Well, that's what that's why I said this is funny because when you have a certain talent level, you can say anything. You do whatever the fuck you want to do. Because I promise you shit that Kanye has said is way worse than anything MIA has said for sure. I completely agree. But also that became kind of a stick in Kanye shows. They got progressively crazier as the times went. But people sometimes would go to Kanye shows for the rants. Like the Yeezus tour, there was an hour dedicated to every show of a rant. And people couldn't wait for the rant. No one is, you know, I cannot wait for the MIA rant. Yeah, it's fucked up just because she ain't got the big records like Kanye. No, just maybe we just don't want to hear her rant. But if she had songs as big as Kanye. No, if she was Kanye West, I'd want to hear her rant. That's what I'm saying. So it's not what she's saying. Become Kanye West and then get back on the tour. No, it's not what she's saying. It's the fact that, you know, she's just not big enough to be going on rants like that saying what she's saying. Yeah, you're not big enough for people to look past it. But it's like, you know, it's the same thing with pretty privilege. Y'all have pretty privilege. You get away with things. Y'all would never let a mediocre interface girl. Yeah, pretty women are they could do shit. The Boogaloofs can't. Oh, yeah, we just got to keep it real about that. When you pretty, you get away with mad shit. When you ugly, you got your you short. Your room forever is very short. When you pretty, you could fuck up all year. It don't matter if I was ugly. Would you have fired me by now? Hell yeah. Figure would have packed you right up. I would have helped you pack everything. You had a mic to begin with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think you have a voice if you're ugly. You're ugly. You can't speak. So use your inside voice when you're ugly. Nobody wants to know. Nobody wants to hear your ugly thoughts. Your ugly opinion on the coast. I mean, you're lucky that we even let you give your pretty thoughts. Yeah, like are you kidding me? Lucky you barely got your pretty thoughts off. And these are the ranks that is going on right now. Yeah, if you wasn't nice to look at all, we would have packed you up. Many moons ago, baby D, you would have been packed right the fuck up for sure. I hear what y'all are saying with the Kanye point to some degree, even before Kanye went completely off his rocker. He did have intelligent rants about his deals with Adidas and things. He was going through that. We really wanted to hear the rants. MIA is going on at an opening crowd. People are using the bathroom getting drinks is I don't want to perform my hit record illegal because some of you might be illegals. That's not the rant that I think just because she's not on Kanye's level. That's not working anywhere. But that's not unless it was at Erica Kirk show. You heard the song illegal. So I don't know. Is it an offensive song? No, it's a song that MIA fans, it would be in your opening set if you're MIA. Okay. And you've heard illegal. You probably wouldn't. If you heard it, you know it. Okay. Um, but yeah, when I say rants, she's not doing Kanye level rants of like, even though I disagree with what they're saying, I see where you coming from. That's a cool perspective. No, this is just someone cutting off their, their best records and saying shit like that. Balls down to MIA is just not big enough. That's all. She's not a big enough artist to be saying and doing what she's doing. Or wrong crowd. Yo, the, the right wing grifter. Make your profit before it goes away. Cause it's at its peak now. It's only going to go down. That's just how the world works. Get your money now when you can. Am I going to a turning point show and get this shit off? They'll prop you up like you're the greatest artist of all time. I guess. Oh well. She'll find work somewhere else. With Erica Kirk. I'm trying to give her guidance here. Like you're just with the wrong audience. That's, that's really all it is. These jokes will go, would go nuts with that crowd. They would love it. Yeah. Do we have voicemails? You've got mail. Going on y'all. This is Kent from Virginia. Now a couple of days ago, my buddy, Renek and I went out for lunch and he was telling me how he and his wife went to this crime slash dinner experience where you pay for a meal and they reenact the crime. And I was thinking to myself, yo, that's crazy. Like imagine you just chow down on a T bone steak and there's Nicole Kidman getting stabbed by allegedly OJ and then you got to figure out if you're not Nicole Kidman. That got me thinking and I'll give you guys two prompts. What crime would you like to get reenacted while you're having dinner or what moment in hip hop that you want to see in front of you while you, you know, mow down a steak? I want Peach to also get on this and maybe Ryan too because I know he has something crazy to say. But yeah, you can either do either two or, you know, choose one, but I'm curious on what you guys think. Other than that, much love. Appreciate what you guys do. Take it easy. Thanks, Kent. Appreciate that. So it has to be a crime or just a moment or a moment or a moment of hip hop moment of hip hop. I ain't gonna lie. Give me. It's a good question. Give me Snoop at the source awards. But she was there. That's funny. Give me Snoop at the source awards. I mean that entire source awards in itself could be because it's not the same as the South got something to say was that when didn't that all happen at the same source awards. Yeah, that's that's a wild. I'm gonna snoop at the source awards. I would, speaking of Snoop, the conversation between Pac and Nas and Bryant Park that's been told from so many different stories that are so conflicting. I would like to see what happened there. Like that real conversation between Pac and Nas. Because yeah, that that's gotten lost in translation so many times. I want to see Cole pop on Diddy. It was the other way around. Or did you pop on Cole? Yeah. Yeah. Other way around. I think Cole held held his own. But yeah, that'd be a good one to be able to sit down and eat and watch that. That's the one I want to see. I'd be like, hmm, give my brand. Or Chris was it Chris Brown and Drake that fall who fought in the club? Chris Brown and Drake. Yeah. And then he was on the floor. New Parker was a collateral damage. Yeah. I hit with the bottle. Was that whip? Whip. Whip, yeah. That one too. Whip ceilings like here. How you throw a bottle? Yeah, that should was rain. It was raining glass. I mean, he survived this one. So it would be interesting to watch pot get off that elevator after being shot and it's puff. Everyone like all of 90s hip hop just staring at him while he's shot. That would just be an interesting. That's kind of nuts. Imagine you just in quad shooting pool in the elevator door open and it's Tupac with five bullet wounds. Yeah. Saying call my mom and get me a cigarette instead of call the ambulance. Yeah, that would be crazy to watch that. Yeah. Yeah. Something else I feel like in hip hop that I would want to see though be able to watch. There's so many moments. Just in the entire beginning of the first house party. The first house. This nigga want to watch the inception of hip hop. No, because here's my thing. I think we romanticize in August 73 like the first to cool her. You know, we've seen the flyer. When you said the first house, I'm thinking to my kid and play. I'm like, you know, watch house party. No, I've seen the movie. Yeah. I'm like, he lost me. But it's not the first. Yeah. The first house party. Hip hop. That everyone, you know, coins as the day that hip hop started. Gotcha. Only because I know we think, of course we romanticize that look, look what it did. Look at what it's done for all of us. But you know some bullshit was probably happening at that house. But I would just like to see these are real human beings. Gotcha. You know some bullshit happen. Oh, of course it has to. It happens. It's been happening ever since. Hmm. That's like, it's one more. I ain't gonna lie. I would like to watch the Will Smith, Chris Rock. I literally, you took it out my fucking mouth. That's hip hop. That's Will Smith. That's definitely a pop. Yeah. I would like to watch that again because it was so quiet when he started going off. So I just hear like the four kid in the plate. Why you. I would definitely want to watch that shit in real time. What? Damn. That's one. That's one thing I wish I was in the audience for. Because you would have definitely heard me say something. Oh, model like, oh, shit. I don't like, I can't believe no one said, oh, yeah. Like nobody said nothing. I think, but looking back, everybody did. They wasn't sure if it was a sketch. It was a skit. Like even if it was a sketch, I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah, that would be hilarious to see. Yeah. It's still, it's still hip hop to me because Prince and Mike are hip hop to me, but Mike trying to run over Prince. Oh, hell yeah. What's. I need to see that. We need to footage that. That would be the funniest shit. We need to footage that for sure. We need to footage that one. Not only because he was trying to run over Prince. I don't know why I would just find it hilarious to watch Michael Jackson drive. Because he didn't know how to drive. Just seeing Mike. Imagine a car passing by. Yo, that was Mike. I definitely was Mike just with him. I definitely want to see when Michael Jackson stepped to park over key data. Jones, Quincy Jones daughter. Yeah. I just want to see how Mike was pressing. Park. They said Mike pressed the shit out of pocket. I need to see that. I need to see that. God to see that. That'd be fucking. Show me the footage of that. Please. We need. That ain't out. All this other shit we get to look at all the time. When that's the footage we need. Nobody thought about recording that moment. No, back in the day, people used to just live their lives. You couldn't be caught deck recording. No celebrity and no intimate shit. Missed that. We need that footage. Damn, we need that. And you'd have to like pull up a full camera. Like you can't, you can't just be like, can't sneak record. You know, you can't sneak record that. Not back in those days. You had a whole camp. You had to hold your shoulder. Like a new support. Like a camera guy. Hold on, Mike. Let me mic you up. But that's one thing I hate about life now is that like everybody's always, even normal, people are so afraid of being recorded that people just don't live the way they used to. Like you don't wild out the way you used to. Cause people always. I'm not wild and I'm not like I used to. Song association. Ah, you running back. Come on, baby. He's ready now. Come on now. I'm ready. Now warmed up. Don't worry about it. I got you. I would love to watch the first conversation that Jay and Nas had after the beef. That private combo they had together. What like what? Not even really the full conversation. Who just broke the ice? Like what was the first word? Definitely Jay. Like, yo, what's up? Like how do you even start that combo? I would love to see the meek and dreg one too. Yeah. Nah, I want to see a reenactment of Solange whooping Jay ass in that elevator while I'm eating. No, no, no. I want to see walking into that the shit we didn't see before we get to the elevator. Oh, yeah. Walking into the elevator. Yeah. Walking into the elevator. That nigga was getting washed. They washed your goat. They didn't wash. He didn't get washed. He got washed. He was a gentleman throughout the whole thing. I was about to say, if he was being a gentleman. And so he was. He had to. Please, please. In that scenario always say I got washed. He had to eat that. There's nothing he could do in that. It's like Beyonce, the only person that thought about the cameras in the elevator. She was just sitting there like this. It's like my bitch was the only one that was like, that's probably. Jay thought about the cameras in the elevator too. All right. Let me promise. I could promise you was shown from Marcy thought about he thought about the cameras in that elevator. 1000%. Absolutely. Very self aware. Like these cameras is all over this motherfucking elevator. Julius was in there, right? Yeah. Okay. So we never heard the audio or we couldn't see Julius's mouth. Julius might have been screaming cameras, cameras, cameras the whole time. Yeah. So I ain't gonna fuck. No, she didn't. Ceylon actually did not give me fuck that night. Ceylon thought about the cameras and said, I don't care. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck off. They all knew the cameras. Would you let your wife's sister beat you up if you deserved it? Would I let my wife's sister beat me up? Yeah, sister in law. Okay. Are you considering beat up the way Ceylon to Jay? That's a beat up in this scenario. Like swinging on me? Oh yeah. That's fine. I wouldn't. Enjoy, but it wouldn't be like a family deal breaker if I did some fuck shit and she just started wowing out because she was pissed off. Now, if she would have started punching me in my face or slapping me. Well, she was trying in that elevator. She just wasn't successful. She actually was trying. She wasn't sitting there going, you know what Jay, just body shots today. Yeah. I would have had to like just him up and just put her in the corner like you're relaxed. I wouldn't have hit her. I wouldn't have struck her. No, you deserve it. Sometimes you got to eat that if you deserve it. No, you're not gonna slap me in my face though. You ain't my woman. Okay. Well, I would like to see the the Ceylon's and Jay conversation. Whatever they resolve that entire thing. Yeah. Or do you think, or do you think just because, but that don't get resolved though. They don't sit down and have a conversation. Beyonce go and fixes it separately between the two and then they just see each other at a cook out like, yeah, bitch ass nigga. And then get over it. Something tells me Beyonce's family and Jay's family how they were raised is similar to mine. They may have never even spoke about that. They may have. They spoke about that. They definitely spoke about like a one on one or did everyone just be like it? It was what it was and we're just we're going to avoid this forever. No one spoke about that. It was tears. They cried. It was that's his sister. No, for sure. They definitely said that before and after that. They spoke about this. That's family. They spoke about it, you know, and had their moment. They definitely didn't did not speak about it. They spoke about that. Plenty of families. A majority of them just move on from those situations. Yeah. They spoke about it, you know, say whether you say I'm sorry, you know, I'm saying like I was mad at you and it's like, I know it's fucked up so good. I love you. Whatever they spoke about it though. I mean, it didn't have to be a long therapist session, but they spoke about it, addressed it, apologized and obviously have moved on. So, yo, Nikki and Cardi at the Met. No, I would love to enjoy it. Turkey. I mean, we ordered some food now and pull that up. No, with that full video allegedly with Rylee, who threw the shoe at Cardi? Well, Cardi threw her shoe and then Rah hit Cardi. Yeah. Okay. Allegedly. We don't know. Yeah, we weren't there. We don't know. But that's one of my favorite photos when Cardi got that not on her forehead, smiling, walking out at the Vanity Fair party. Like, and what? And what class? She was so young in her career. Like when I look back, she was so fresh and new and young in her career. That was like. And I don't want to take away any of her grind because we watched her whole grind. She wasn't an overnight success, but it, when it hit, it was, you went from the strip club to the Met Gala in like four months. Like you was still Cardi at that first Met. Yeah. You wasn't now the star that you are that has been through media training, whether it's real or not. Like you're a different person. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Cardi was Cardi was four months out of lust at that point. Yeah. Yeah. They throw me into like fame. I wouldn't know what the fuck to do. I would, I would just stay in the house. I would be afraid of doing everything wrong at the Vanity Fair party. Just at everywhere. Like I would just be afraid of doing everything wrong. If I suddenly became, if I woke up tomorrow and was famous, oh my God, I will freak the fuck out. That has to be so anxiety. Like driving like I'm cool. Well, what was his name that called in? He's sick. The fact that he said the first thing that came to his mind was OJ stabbing his wife. And lover was just like that. No, but that's when he was at a dinner where they reenacted like crimes. Yeah. He was saying he wanted to see OJ. And I funny said Nicole Kidman. Yeah. Nicole Simpson, but we got Nicole Kidman is still alive. We have nothing to do with her. She's like, whoa, you said fuck me for that. Yeah, but no, so it's a crime scene dinner where you try to find, solve the crime and shit like that, but they reenacted it in front of him while he was eating. That's why he was asking what scene would y'all want reenacted in front of y'all? Well, now I kind of want to go to the, then the Co Brown Simpson dinner. What the fuck? Yeah. How do you reenact that though? Yeah, just based off OJ's novel. If I did it, take a script. You act off the crimes or what you think the crime scene is. It's like people acting it out in front of you like a. Reenactment. Yeah. Humans are sick. Yeah, that's why I don't want to go to a show like that. So I'm like, yo, that didn't happen. Like I'll be that one. He's like, that didn't, it didn't happen like that. But that's OJ's innocent. But then you think about like those war reenactor people that like go to parks, like they'll go to Gettysburg dressed as everything. It's like fucking weirdos outside of it being weird. It's also just odd that you're reenacting like a war where like the average age of the, those people were like 16, believe it or not. Like, I know we all view like George Washington as old as fuck. That was like 25 when she was happening. He was like, those were a bunch of kids that all just died on this ground. It's like, you know what? Let's let's take our fat asses and dress up in wigs and colonial shit and pretend. Let's reenact this bloody war. I am going to go to that crime. The crime museum crime museum. Yeah. I'm taking Alexa and June. I'm going to check that out. Yeah. I think I said it on Patreon or, or a regular episode. And I hope we can copyright based off our show. And I thought I'm probably going to do this. I wish they had like instead of escaped the rooms, me and my friends could all get laser guns or paintball guns and y'all set up the fucking Osama bin Laden rate. Like all of us could just run through like you could reenact that type of shit. That wouldn't be fun if all y'all could get paintball guns and there's actors playing all the people in certain raids and you could do that. Or you could redo a bank robbery bank robbery. Like it's all like it's all fun. I'm with a bank robbery. I'm with a bank robbery. I don't know if I'm in that Osama. You like escaped the rooms and I do too, but you can't judge somebody likes escaped the rooms that also wouldn't want to do like a reenactment of a crime. Yeah. I would do a bank robbery. Escape the US government is crazy, but I hear you. I actually try to like rob a bank and make it away. Like you have to successfully try to rob a bank. Yeah, I would want to do that. That would be fun. I could do it. But I wanted to be real actors like almost as if like I was in a haunted house. No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like they would find a I'm sure a Middle Eastern man from Queens and he would play Osama and like he'd be at the top floor the same way the whole shit happened. And you got to like you got to figure it out. You got to go save America. You're not doing that with your friends on a Saturday. I'm definitely doing that. I'm like, beat the bomb. Beat the bomb. It's like a like a like a like an ink pack and the money you got to like. You know how much fun that would be if all of us went and I happen to get to the bomb first and I have to have the pressure of cutting the blue or red wire and you guys are screaming in my ear. And if I cut the wrong one, we all get covered in paint. That's fine. That's fun. That's some fun shit. Yeah. Want to make it real fun. Use a real use a real bomb. Now we're really having fun. Let's actually rob a bank then. Now we're really having fun. All right. Well, another week. I don't know what you're doing this weekend, but please be safe to Marist. Stay at home. I will be home all month, baby. Pige. A lot of ginger this weekend. Peach. A lot of ginger. You sound like shit, man. You look like shit. You saying because that virus coming? Yeah. I don't know what he's doing. He might already have. He's definitely got the hand of Montana virus. Yeah. He got the handy. Yeah. He's been, I don't know what he's doing. Not the handy. He over there going crazy. But we'll talk to you all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger and peach needs ginger. Peace. Pause. No warrior now. This is an I heart podcast. Guaranteed human. I'm Marist. I'm Marist. I'm Marist. I'm Marist. I'm Marist. I'm Marist. I'm Marist. I'm Marist.