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Melania Fills In For An Unhealthy Trump At UN And Bombs In Front of World Leaders

19 min
Mar 4, 2026about 2 months ago
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Summary

The host critiques Melania Trump's UN Security Council appearance, where she spoke about education while the Trump administration defunds the Department of Education. The episode also examines Mike Waltz's presence at the UN and discusses alleged hypocrisy within the Republican Party regarding LGBTQ+ issues.

Insights
  • Political administrations may deploy family members for high-profile diplomatic roles when key figures are unavailable or unfit for public appearances
  • Messaging inconsistency between public policy positions and stated values creates credibility gaps that media critics exploit
  • Social media activity of political figures can become ammunition for opposition commentary when it contradicts stated ideological positions
  • The host argues that selective moral outrage on social issues masks deeper personal contradictions within political movements
Trends
Use of family members as diplomatic proxies when principal figures face health or credibility concernsIncreased scrutiny of political figures' social media activity for hypocrisy narrativesGrowing media focus on alleged contradictions between public moral positions and private behavior in politicsWeaponization of LGBTQ+ issues as political attack vectors rather than substantive policy discussionErosion of traditional diplomatic norms with unconventional personnel in formal international settings
Companies
Fox News
Criticized for coverage of Melania's UN appearance and Mike Waltz's commentary on the event
United Nations
Venue where Melania Trump presided over Security Council meeting on education policy
People
Melania Trump
Presided over UN Security Council meeting discussing education while Trump administration defunds education
Donald Trump
Referenced as unavailable for UN appearance due to health concerns; criticized for cognitive decline
Mike Waltz
UN ambassador present at Melania's Security Council appearance; criticized for social media activity and hypocrisy
Laura Ingram
Fox News host who interviewed Mike Waltz about Melania's UN appearance
Benjamin Netanyahu
Appeared on Fox News to make case for Iran strikes on behalf of Trump
Laura Loomer
Allegedly responsible for Mike Waltz's demotion to UN ambassador position
Quotes
"This administration, you guys, it's a cosplay administration from start to finish. Every single person in it, including Melania."
HostEarly in episode
"I still do not believe for a second that this bitch speaks seven languages. I think that is a total lie."
HostMid-episode
"I don't care if Mike Waltz prefers big black bottoms and Mike Waltz is a bottom or whatever. I don't give a shit about that. I'm pro privacy."
HostLate episode
"If you're going to talk about everybody else's queerness or gayness, I want to talk about alleged heterosexuality."
HostLate episode
Full Transcript
There's a war in Iran, inflation out the wazoo. We have a president whose brain is so cooked and addled with dementia, and we could just do all of these serious, depressing episodes about it one after another. But I need a little bit of a break this episode, and I want to make fun of Melania. I covered this previously, Melania at the United Nations, but I hadn't watched all of it. and it's just really a sight to behold. Melania goes to the UN and she's presiding over the UN and this woman is just more than I can take. She's sitting there talking about how important education is and it teaches empathy. All this shit that you know the Trumps do not support. She talks about having access to books and a liberal education, all this fucking crazy ass shit. And so here she is. I just want to play this. Here she is opening up the meeting. And this administration, you guys, it's a cosplay administration from start to finish. Every single person in it, including Melania. Play the clip. Good afternoon. The 10,113 meeting of the Security Council is called to order. I just, I just cannot with these people, like, what are we doing here? Like, and then I want to remind everybody that you saw some faces behind her. Kylie, if you'll put that video back up and pause it where we see the guy behind her. So, okay. See that guy over her right shoulder. You see that guy right there? You know who that is, Pops? Yeah, I think I do. Mike Waltz. Mike Waltz. That's what I thought, but I didn't want to. Yeah. He's the signal chat guy. He's the fire emoji fist bump. He's that guy. Right. So now he at, and now he's at the United Nations, how unserious these people are. They trot in there with Melania, who's the 22nd and 1043rd meeting of the United Nations security clowns council. I mean, I've had it. Okay. So Mike Waltz, he goes on to Laura Ingram. Okay. And here's what they say. This, these people, I guess Fox news viewers are just really stupid. I mean, really stupid because every time I watch any clip from Fox news, I'm like, Oh God, their audience must be so fucking dumb. All right. Play the clip. Not handing it over to the next generation. And to THAT IS A FAMILY OF PEACE. THAT IS A FAMILY OF PEACE. THAT IS A FAMILY OF PEACE. YOU HAVE THE FIRST LADY. TODAY, MELANIA TRUMP IS THE FIRST LADY PRESIDING OVER THE SECURITY COUNCIL TALKING ABOUT EDUCATION, ACTUALLY THE LACK OF EDUCATION THAT OFTEN LEADS TO RADICALIZATION AND LOOKING OVER THE HORIZON AND THAT AN EDUCATED POPULUS, ESPECIALLY WITH NEW TECHNOLOGIES, LEADS I think that's what I'm saying. I think that's what we're saying. We're seeing the first lady today looking in a visionary way, looking over the horizon about how we handle that for the next and present peace for the next generation. Now, the Persians are among the most educated people on the face of the planet, so they understand what it, they understood what it was like to have an educated class. Mr. Ambassador, we thank you. Absolutely. Why doesn't he have five Nobel Peace Prize? Give one to Melania. Just a couple of things. Number one, let's not forget that Mike Walz was shit canned by Trump and demoted to ambassador to the UN by none other than Laura fucking Loomer. That's how nuts this whole regime is. And then I had to write this down. Melania is sitting there talking about how the lack of education is so harmful. Might I remind everyone that Donald Trump and this administration are closing and no longer funding the Department of Education? Are you fucking kidding me? Like, first of all, there's no first lady that's ever done this because it's fucking embarrassing. And in my mind the reason she had to trot out there is because you know Rash Boy couldn get his shit together to go in there and do that and to praise this and not be like why the fuck isn Melania talking about education surrounded by Laura Loomer's bitch at the UN? Like it's humiliating. I guess the last time he was there, all he did was bitch about the escalators, but it's too much. I think it's interesting that you have Melania going to the UN because the last few videos I've seen of Trump, his brain is beyond cooked. I mean, this guy is, whoa. I mean, it's like elder abuse, even putting him in front of a microphone. And then you have Benjamin Netanyahu on Fox News appearing, making the case to the American public on behalf of Donald Trump as to why we have struck Iran, why we've joined with Israel. Donald Trump can't even get on TV and make this case live. They had to do a highly edited video of Trump's explanation. So when you combine these two things together, Melania filling in for dementia, pudding brain boy, Benjamin Netanyahu filling in for dementia, pudding brain boy, the rashes, the cankles, the caked on makeup on the hands. This is a man who's also so embedded in the Epstein files. And I've always said when people get to the end of their lives, they start loose lips, start sinking ships. And I think there's probably also a fear from the people surrounding him. Like we can't really get him on a live mic because he ends up telling, like he's already telling people I'm going for a third term and we're going to nationalize the elections. He telegraphs everything that he's going to do. But I want to put the focus back on Mike Waltz for a second. And I want to remind the listener and viewer that Mike Waltz, you know, he did the, you know, the emojis in the signal chat because he's a dipshit and moron. And he's a big MAGA thumper, big Christian, big MAGA Christian nationalist, you know, the type, right? And I just want to remind everybody, we did reporting on this months and months and months ago, but I think it's important to revisit it. If he's going to trot to the United Nations with Melania Trump to embarrass and humiliate the American public. And I still do not believe for a second that this bitch speaks seven languages. I think that is a total lie. And so if Mike Waltz is then going to go on Fox News and talk about how the Trump family is a family of peace. And Melania is so, you know, she wants to make sure everybody has access to education. And, you know, this is the same woman whose main thing is like, I want to stamp out online bullying when her husband's the biggest bully on the planet. Well, Mike Waltz, it's important that we, you know, we need to hold people accountable. And so I just want to remind everybody of this story that broke back during the signal chat days. Pop this up. If the Trump administration's signal debacle wasn't bad enough, and this is from Dan Cohen, I found that Michael G. Waltz married to Julia Nishawad, I'm not pronouncing that properly, since 2021, follows a gay pornography account. Okay. So it turns out that Mike Waltz follows big dick bottom. Dan Cohen goes on to write, Waltz and Neuschwatt's personal lives are their own, but it's well known that the secret sexual improprieties can be used to compromise political figures. Waltz is in one of the most powerful and sensitive positions in the U.S. government. The big question must be asked, does Waltz's apparent secret lust for black males make him susceptible to blackmail. So Mike Waltz, I don't care if Mike Waltz prefers big black bottoms and Mike Waltz is a bottom or whatever. I don't give a shit about that. I'm pro privacy. I'm pro people being able to express their sexuality however they choose. I am not some conservative, sanctimonious MAGA Bible thumper that is obsessed with genitalia, that is obsessed with trans people, that is obsessed with the lives of gay people. It always turns out from my observation that these deeply MAGA men that talk incessantly about gay marriage and about trans issues and all of these things when you dig into it a little bit these alleged heterosexuals always have something like this in there And if Mike Waltz wants to parade around with Melania Trump and in the car to and from the United Nations wants to look at the big black bottom account, that's his business. But I cannot handle for another second the sanctimonious loser, white evangelical Christians that have all of these secrets, and they want to be sanctimonious about the sex lives of other Americans when he clearly has issues with heterosexuality. Now, I don't want this to be an issue. I think None of this should be an issue, but the Republicans want this to be an issue. They want sexuality to be an issue. So I want to know from Mike Waltz, in this situation, is he the top or is he the bottom? That's what I want to know because he's the one that brought this information to me. The Republican Party is the one that wants all of this to be talked about. They're so concerned about gay marriage threatening their marriages. And so I want to know with Mike Waltz, since the Republican Party wants to talk about trans people, since the Republican Party wants to talk about gay people ad nauseum, when we find out that these Republicans are following these accounts, I have several follow-up questions. Several. I want to know when you follow, can you pop that back up, Kylie? When you follow big dick bottom, when you follow big dick bottom, what does that mean? Does it mean the bottom has a big dick and Mike is the top? Or does it mean, I have questions about this because Republicans want to talk about this in detail. And I want to join them in talking about this in detail. I want to talk to Moses Mike Grinder Johnson. I want to talk to Mike Waltz. I want to talk to Lady Graham, all of the alleged heterosexuals in the MAGA movement, even that old Queen Kinks. I want to talk to these people about this stuff. I want to talk about the blowjob with Bubba. You want to talk about gay sex? Giddy up, cowboys. Let's fucking go. Let's talk about it. Let's have a big national conversation about it. What do you think, Poms? I think I can't breathe. I'm laughing so hard. Okay. If we're adding to the things we want to know about, I want to know why Grindr crashes every time these people are together. I want to know who is involved in that. Just line them up. Why do you feel like when you leave town and all get together, you have to be on Grindr? I think that's an important question. I think when you look at that, you think, do you think that you are a hypocrite, that you are sitting here telling us how to live our lives while you have a whole secret life? And maybe is that why you feel like you have to come out against it is because really what's going on is complete and total gay stuff behind the scenes. So you have to act like and stand on the moral high ground that you're not doing it when really that's what you're doing. Are you so angry because Big Dick Bottoms, Dick is so much bigger than yours because this is a collection of men in this cabinet that are deficient and overcompensating at a level that I have never seen in a certain group of people. Like all of these people that are in his administration and huge nonstop supporters, these are people that have little dick energy. And I think Big Dick Bottom is the perfect person to open up this conversation that we're having. And let's just get to the bottom of it. And after we clean house on it, maybe we won't have to talk about other people's bedrooms, what's going on in other people's bedrooms. And we can just all accept that some people are happy with smaller dicks and it's fine. And I just want to point out that the tendency and the hypocrisy of these Republicans is so deeply embedded that they will get on the airwaves and they will go to their megachurches churches and they will demean and um uh criticize and ridicule gay people And then they fetishize them immediately after doing that. And this is such an abuse of the LGBTQ plus community. And there is so much homophobia that goes on that people ignore or don't stand up for. And the point here is that the whole administration has been so inherently anti-LGBTQ+. They took down federal order, take down the flag at Stonewall. Uh, federal orders from the Pentagon take down any, um, uh, Harvey Milk's accomplishments. Um, they love to talk about, I remember the president's son, uh, the dumb one, Eric, I'm sorry, the dumber one, John Jr. He said that, that there were these classes and colleges and these woke universities that were lesbian basket weaving. They love to do these things. They love to demean gay people. And then the minute they're off of the airwaves, they're fetishizing them. And these people are human beings. And a lot of gay people are born into this shit show that is white, megachurch, evangelical culture. culture. And when that happens, these people are shunned and shamed by their families. Their first bullies are their families. Their first bullies are their churches. And these churches are so insidious that they even will, their number one goal is to grift. And they'll even advertise as they're recruiting people. Oh, we have a gay member. We have a couple of gays that go to the church. And then underneath all of that, the church's philosophy is purity culture, anti-gay marriage, and it is just the most toxic culture imaginable. But I believe inside the Trump regime and the MAGA movement at large, I believe that we have a lot of sexually repressed people that have associated shame with their sexual preference, which is why the parade that they demean and ridicule and trying to ban, the reason that it's called the pride parade is because there is so much inherent shame. that these alleged heterosexuals continue to perpetuate through policy, through policy that hurts people. And so Mike Waltz, who is parading around with Melania at the United Nations, which is an embarrassment and a joke, while Melania sits there and acts like she's pro-education when she can barely fucking speak English. And Mike Waltz is still sitting back there. I'm sure he's probably got another account where he's following big dick bottoms, but this is just important to note this tweet. Kylie put that up. This tweet was posted March 24th, 2025. It's never been community noted. Okay, that just doesn't happen. Right. And it's still up. That tweet is still up and it has never been community noted, which means that Mike Waltz has never denied following big dick bottoms, nor has he ever spoken about this. And I think Democrats need to go for the fangs here. And there is an interesting amount of alleged heterosexuals in the Republican Party. And we need to talk about their alleged heterosexuality. If you're going to talk about everybody else's queerness or gayness, I want to talk about Moses Mike grinder Johnson's alleged heterosexuality. And I really have a lot of questions for Mike Waltz about the big dick bottom. I just have a lot of follow-up questions about that. I don't care that he follows that. I don't care if some private citizen that passively has to live their life in the closet follows. That's not my fucking business. but if you're going to go out and shame people for being who they are and be a bigot, and then you're following big dick bottoms, I have a lot of big dick follow-up questions for that, Mike Waltz. I do. All right. That's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later.