A 2026 Rewatchables Mailbag

The rewatchables, first one of 2026, brought to you by the Ringer podcast network. We can find the fantasy football podcast with Craig Horlbeck. Yep. Transitioning into the NFL draft off-season show, but we're still going through the playoffs. Awkward. We're going to talk on, you're coming on my podcast because we're going to take something from my podcast this week too. We're going to talk about playoff fantasy because I have a wrinkle that I always mentioned and has never come on CR. Yeah. I'm going to watch Stranger Things finale. We did a little bit of that today. Yeah. We did a little heat rivalry. We did a little bit of Landman. We have a big month. The pit industry, Night of the Seven Kingdoms all come in this month. I saw DTF St. Louis. Okay. It's not out yet. The Beatman show? Yeah, I got a stealth feeling of that one. Landman was great. Landman. He did rivalry. I've been waiting for my wife watched all six episodes Saturday and Sunday and was sobbing in the kitchen. I don't know what goes on in that show, but it's really good. You watched it? Yeah. There's no season two, right? Yeah. There will be a season two. There will be a season two. Oh, yeah. There's a bunch of books. They're all based on a book series. Oh. Great news, Craig. He did rappers coming back. Great. I do not watch it. I had to spend all my time watching the 12 hours of Stranger Things, but maybe I'll watch them. Okay. We're doing a mail bag. We did this at the beginning last year. We did at the beginning of this year as well. People sending questions to the brewatchable33gmail.com. They sent a whole bunch of good stuff and it's coming up next. All right. These are actual questions from actual listeners. I'm going to start with, it's not a mail back question. It's more of a comment. It's from Jeff Wood. As the concept of a movie being rewatchable actually aged the worst, with streaming and court cutting, we have lost the ability to channel surf. I wonder how many movies I would have only watched one time if I had to go to a streaming service to watch and not catch a bad accident. I know I'm not jumping in at the 32-minute mark. That's for sure. Many says looking forward to watching it and the cruisers with you guys, if it's ever on. I get this question a lot. I get it anecdotally. What does a rewatchable mean to somebody? You're a good generation for this. Yeah. The rewatched generation does in channel surf as much as me and CRs did. Not at all. Channel surfing now is you go, it's too curated now. You can get anything you want. It used to be you went on cable or whatever you're scrolling. Oh, look, a few good men is on now. You go to Netflix. You have 500 movies, 5000 movies to choose from. So you never really stumble into anything anymore. I also think YouTube killed this a little bit because now you can just watch the last big action scene from Top Gun Maverick or the bridge scene in Sicario or the Border Crossing scene in Sicario. And you're not like, oh, it's on. And I only have to wait 40 minutes for that to happen. So the instant gratification of YouTube really changed it. I would say that when I am with my wife, for instance, we tend to rewatch movies that we love because it's what we agree on. And I think that when I'm solo, I'm like, I got to watch something new. I got to see something I've never seen before and keep building it out. But when my friend and I are together, we'll be like, let's just put scream on, you know, or let's just put your ask park on because we might look at our phones, but like that's. But you're starting it from the beginning. And when we created rewatch levels in 2017, part of the concept was your channel surfing. Yes. And you come across this scene, you can't stop watching or you see that it's coming on the cable. And then we're going to start the TNT game to start. Oh, look, what's on. Yeah, because this is the 10th year of the podcast, basically, in 2026. We started in 2017. I'm still going to keep the premise, but I acknowledge that the jumping in during a movie thing is pretty hard now. I mean, what would do changing the premise would be if the show's going to be titled? It's just watchable. Good movies. Yeah. The I still have cable me too, because we have we have spectrum for internet. They offered cable kept it. I like the cable guide. I got all the movies. I just charge this Spotify. Don't tell them. It's research. It is. It is. But I still like going to the cable guide and zooming through and being like, like the other day, ironically, HBO had history of the world, part one on a movie that I don't think has been on cable for like 10 years. I was like, oh, and watched a second half of that. And I don't even think I would have known it was an HBO man. Do you not get the same feeling scrolling through Netflix and seeing what movies they have? Does that not feel the same as scrolling through cable? It feels 90% the same. The difference is when we were scrolling through and saw history of the world, it was right when they were getting a France right in the last like 30 minutes of the movie. And I was like, oh, I got to watch this. That feeling's gone. I will say, oh, no, you're good. I also just think the comfort watch has transitioned from I'm going to put on an old movie I love to I'm going to put on an old TV show I love. I think it's now because it's so easy to just like throw on the office. That is kind of the go to I got I got two hours to kill. I'm going to watch friends or the office. I will say that I'm there too. I'm maybe I'm both with TV when you were doing your big list. Yeah. 50 were watchfuls of the 21st century. What an honor for you to be in the room for that. Yeah. In our note prep era here again. Blind blind pod. I will say, do you feel like the last like the cable channels now I think are playing more movies from the last like 10 years say? Yeah. And those movies tend to be whether it's Avengers or a jarred butler action movie or whatever. Like we're basically out of the era where you can randomly catch the firm. And I think that that has sort of changed a little bit of my relationship to channel surfing to rewatch stuff is because we've now moved into this like it's just winter soldier now. And versus Superman is is on HBO most of the day. Yeah. Well, that's one of the things that got me sucked into number 16, limitless. Iconic. Um, right. It's about to red. It's the pills are in the refrigerator and it's taking them. It's like, all right, this is a fun for a minute. Sure. It's one of the last ones of it's era. All right. Brian and Albany. So we're not changing the name of the show just to be cool. That's fine. Brian and Albany. He says bill often jokes about certain films being great airplane movies. Limitless, ironically, taken. Sure. Um, there's so any romcom, there's certain airplane you have it on. You don't really want to concentrate. It's people getting up, moving around. Yeah. But it's like you kind of turn your brain half off like beat your action movies. Yeah. Yeah. So he said, I think that idea should be its own category. You pick the ideal setting in audience to watch the film with. I love this. Um, he said possible options. First date when Harry met Sally significant other fatal attraction kids toy story in laws, the fugitive, which I think is really smart. Like you're hanging out with your in laws. What are you going to watch? Fugitive. There's no real sex. There's action. Uh, buddy movie Terminator 2 airplane movie draft day limitless, ironically put in there. Peter jaws the sounds of lamps. And then he had solo hardcore eight millimeter eight millimeter parentheses, a K the CR special. This guy's an opening. Yeah. I'm solo watching eight millimeter. I love the CR special. Yeah. Uh, species. That's a solo. Right. Well, he said the category name suggestion could be the watch party award. Oh, I like this. So near at the maybe at the top right before we go into rewatchable categories like, all watch party ideal setting for this. And you kind of pick what kind of like after what's the ideal age to watch it? It's like what's the ideal. I think it's better than ideal age, right? Yeah. Like this is the end is a buddy movie for sure. That's like my buddies are in town. We're going to watch this is the end. I had a couple other ideas for categories though. Five o'clocker. My dad's. Yeah. Thing for movies. I weren't quite good enough to watch at night, but good enough when he used to come home from work and he would stop at this movie theater at five o'clock. And it would always be like some sort of crappy action movie. The buddies in town, this is the end. Proxy vacation is a big one where you get to go to Hawaii or Alaska or Vancouver. Where place you both want to go. That's just go Paris. Yeah. Paris. That was proud of Japan for lots of transition. Yeah. Ladies only the holiday. Like we're just out. My wife's like my friend's here. We're just the holiday was out. We're just why all right. I'm going to leave scary movie. And then I added peanut gallery. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. The movie's like regarding Henry. Oh, you're yelling at the screen. Yeah. You can't make fun of it. Yeah. I can't believe they did this. I do think that adds to the experience. Like I watched all of the stranger things this break, but I watched it with like five people. And it was way more fun that way. We're all kind of making jokes throwing. Oh, that's my wife and I were doing that. Yeah. It's so much better that way. See, I tried to do that with my kids and they're like, shut up. Yes. Shut up. They thought they were watching. You understand that is bridging the under upside down. Did that there? I had like a godfather one screening in 1978. That was just a soldier now. Yeah. For some reason. All right. I like that one. We're going to add watch party. Okay. Patrick Craig writes in, Hey, I'm a big fan of the show. I just finished the new mail bag episodes. This is from a long time ago. I did all these questions are from the last 12 months. I wanted to confirm that monster's ball is the worst movie to see with your parents. I saw the theater as my mom when it came out 23 plus years ago. I'm still scarred to this day. And we went because we both saw Rodgers forced our view in the local newspaper. So I think is that the set the worst? Is that the Hollywood? Every word dream. Yeah. That was when she's she loses her son and then she has sex with Billy Bob dad like this crazy sexy. Right. She's like, baby, feel good. I feel good. And she's fucking. I think I've seen that in a clip somewhere. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is not when you'd want to see with the in-laws. You know, there's some movies that are inappropriate to watch with your parents. But if you're young enough like they can be like, don't worry about that part. I always think about the big scene in silence of the lambs. Yeah. And how long it took me before I realized what was what makes was throwing. Yeah. It was just the slider. Yeah, it was just like a long 10 years of like, yeah, he just sneezed. Right. You know, just naked. I mean, over the break, we were debating watching one battle after another with my in-laws. And then I was like, ah, Sean Penn in the first 10 minutes of this movie. Ray Boners. Yeah. Kind of get to know a no hand boner. So I don't think you can do it. Yeah. Craig's a good litmus test for this because he still hangs out with the in-laws from time to time. Yeah. Like what movies would I watch with Liz's parents is a big factor in what we put on a set of. Yeah. I mean, the fugitive is perfect. A politician is perfect. Yeah. I want to say rated are probably out across the board. If you're with in-laws or like girlfriend's parents. Yeah. We've like holdovers was a huge hit. It's a good one. Yeah. Um, Chaz Summers from Orlando, Florida, Chaz with an S. You're fully doxing these guys. Brian and Albany is on watch. Well, they said their names. What's their email? He says, tell Bill proof of life is from 2000. So Zodiac can replace in the top 50. This is for my rewatch. It was like, it actually worked out perfectly. I accidentally somehow Zodiac cut out and it was in the 30s. And I was moving stuff around. I don't know how that happened. But then I did proof of life, which wasn't from 2001 and on. Right. I thought it was 2002. I just I fucked up. So are you allowed? So are you? So are you the proof of life spot? You're taking proof of life out. I think it's out. It was from the wrong era. So we're not including 2000s movies, but you're including Zodiac? Well, I accidentally left off Zodiac, which I was supposed to be in there. So I think it's just a natural fix for the official list when it's on like a basketball reference.com. Sure. Rewatchables, rewatchable movies reference.com. But black hat stays. Black hat stays. Why would there be a second guessing about that? Just one of these. Thanks for sticking up for me, Sarah. Casey Morgan writes in, I was listening to the Can Hardly Weight Rewatchables. Joanne Robertson came up with a category. Would a cell phone ruin this movie? You should expand it to what technology ruins this movie. For example, in Out of Time movie we have not done yet, but I know. Yeah. Yes. You know, out of time. No, Denzel. We've been following out of time since the combine. Yeah. Great measurable. Incredible. 40 times. Since the 8th grade A, you turn them in. Following. He said in Out of Time, if Dean Kane had a ring camera, he would have known Denzel was hooking up with his lady. The ring camera probably ruins just as many cell phone movies. Should this be a category? I like it. I think it should at least be test driven. I don't know if it moves into the main, but maybe it goes into the flex. But I had a couple of ideas for this. The Sarah Connor. If we wanted it, like it needs a name. It can't just be with technology ruin the movies. The Sarah Connor Award for Does Technology Run this movie. She's a cell phone. They're getting hold of her right away. I mean, I think cell phone that Die Hard is a big one where cell phones would come come into play. For me, when I was thinking about the firm is the last movie right before file sharing or file transfers become digital. I like Dropbox. Entirely hinges on fax machines. Yeah. And if you just had email, like is the firm basically like, yeah, that's all good. You say you said email. Like movies over. Yeah, movies over. He's walking chase. A lot of movies where there's any wire fraud or across state lines transfer. And any movie where someone's like, here is a letter that explains everything that will be sent to the press in the event of my death. Yeah, pre-internet crime changes a lot. Yeah. I mean, even home alone. Like if he had a phone, like everything would have probably been fine. Yeah, and they would have had him on life 360. Yeah, he would have been fine. I had two more for this though. Because I want to figure out who to name it after because I like it. It would be funny to name it after Denzel and at a time. I'm moving that in and it's fairly soon. But Sarah Conner's good. The Reggie Hammond award. We don't have a 48 hours. My favorite movie you can see. What's it? Where'd it go? Oh, it fell underneath. It's behind Craig. 48 hours. Reggie Hammond's just gone for 12 hours in that movie when they got separated. Yes. And then it turns out he's at the nightclub. He's like, I know you don't know about this. It's a popular place for the brothers. When he's talking to Jack Kates, is that bromance? But Jack can't get a hold of him for 12 hours. Because then for cell phones. Yeah, they have cell phones. He'd be like, where are you, motherfucker? Yeah. Do you think they could have found jaws? Like, would jaws just have been tagged and like drone stuff? Yeah. I mean, any serial killer movie, probably it's like all that stuff. Or it's like this man. He wants something that he can't have. And it's like, no, he has DNA. We would just run it. The other one I thought would be good for this is the end of Goodwill Hunting. Affleck sets the scene up when they're having construction. Oh, yeah. The construction needs like, you know what the best part of my day is? Every day I walk and I go to pick you up and I'm hoping you're not there. And he to and he sets it up for later when he goes to pick him up and wills not there. And he looks through the window and then he does that Ben Affleck. Does it really goes for the supporting actor work? Now he just be on a cell like that scene would just be him on a cell. Yeah, where are you? Yeah. And it's completely ruined. Check his location. Well, it's just like, I gotta go see about a girl. Yeah. So who is this named after? Is it Sarah Connor? Is that the most obvious one? It's cool. And we don't have Sarah Connor in the world. Okay. Matt Katz has a new category. This is get it ties in earlier. The replacement cheerleader try out a word for most awkward scene to be playing when someone else walks in the room. So it's just a normal movie you're watching, but they walk in during the precise, we're seeing that it ever could happen. And he explains I was watching that scene. My wife walked in without context. It's completely ridiculous. Terrible act about the strippers. Southern random 90 music. My wife looked confused then backed away and slowly exited. We can also call this the the the because I did this. The poor things worst movie to watch on a plane or yeah, I watched poor things on a plane. I kind of knew what I was getting into, but not fully. Every single scene of poor things is probably the worst time to walk into it. But this is a great category. He also suggested the domestic abuse scene in the Godfather or will hunting on the couch for ten years. Mustard I was thinking, oh, fuck you. Oh, but I wanted to name this one. Hey, maybe it sticks with replacement cheerleaders, but I wanted that he got game hooker award. He got game is just going great. Oh, yeah. And then there's the five minute crazy hooker scene. Yeah. So you're talking about more of like an in congress like you're soloing. Right. But like the scene, it shouldn't be like, oh, somebody walks in right at the car accident in her red. Yeah, is it this scene is not representative one too? Yeah. So it's not just inappropriate. But the car accident hereditary is appropriate for the movie. That's what I'm saying. And also if somebody walks in and they're like, oh my god, is the car accident about to happen, then you know you found your life part. Right. Yeah. So I think it's like that he got game hooker scene kind of level thing. I don't know. Maybe we maybe we get some ideas from from the listeners for that. But how the replacements cheerleader try. That's pretty good. Anyway, good idea. Daniel writes in, I reread your original Miami vice review for page two. I actually went up and looked at this after he wrote it. I wrote, I did a summer movie article for page two in 2006. I wrote about like five movies. You gave it a C plus and called it a sleek, humorless, dreary cop movie with no real connection to the TV show. You also wrote that Jamie Foxx has no chemistry with Colin Farrell at all. To the point that every time Fox looks at him, you could almost see him thinking, wow, I can't believe the guy made it to the set today. The last time I saw him, it was 5am and he was shot gunning about a bush mill, push mills and storming blow off one of the extras. What a waste of Jamie, this is still me right now. What a waste of Jamie Foxx. It's unbelievable. Then he says, now you love this movie. I'm not even making fun of you for this. Just curious have you ever had a bigger flip flop on a movie? We talked about this when we did the pod. Yes. I didn't like it for eight years. Yeah, you're not running for Congress. You're allowed to change your mind about this. You know, it did make me think like movies, they're not quite flip flops. They're more movies that just need to be involved. It seemed to be in the oven for a while. That limitless was like this for me too. I had that limitless was fine. And then about five years later, I'm like, oh, limitless, but Miami vice is number one for me. I'll go back to you talking about how we don't rewatch movies anymore. Now it's kind of just your first impression of the movie is kind of your only impression of the movie because you're not just flipping through cable. And you're like, I'll limitless. I'll give that another shot. You don't really do that anymore. No. So it's tough. Should this could be a whole month on the rewatchables movies that I didn't like at first. Movies that stayed in the oven for me. I had three more for me. Often movies. Black cat. Yeah, black cat. We've made the case. We saw it in the theater. And we were like, man, I don't know about that one. You know, and then I think over like multiple viewings, it's really emerged. This was the case we made to Sean. It's not your fault. It's black cats fault because you just need to watch it four times to fully figure out what happened. I think the first time we saw it, I don't know if we understood like more than 30% of the dialogue. No, I didn't understand it till my fifth viewing. I also had my MbVice black cat. This is the end. I liked it the first time, but like the third time it was really when it kicked in. And then the other one we haven't done the rewatchables, but it's on the list is public enemies. Yeah. And I don't know why I didn't like it that much the first time I saw it, but I think that movie's really good. It's not dissimilar to black cat in that there's a little bit of like a, what, what, what it, because they're both kind of mumbling throughout the movie. So there's a lot of like, wait, what did he say? Stuff going on. I just, it's also when you first see public enemies, you're like, the music is pretty like jarring because it's pretty, it's pretty rock for a 1930s movie. Yeah. But yeah, that's definitely. So what's your number one movie you changed your mind on over the years? Uh, the movie, the nice guys went from like, that was all right to now one of my favorite movies. Yeah, that's a really good movie. It's very, yeah. Both guys movies because I feel that way about the other guys too. Oh, yeah. The other guys I was like, yeah, that's fine. Yeah. And now I think it's really good and I act that we seek it out. There's a lot of, there's a lot of comedies now that because there, there's been such a dry spell of comedies, I now go back to movies like neighbors. I'm like, I have like neighbors a lot more now actually. Yeah. Funny people was another one for me where I was disappointed by the last 40 minutes. Like you get back to bad in the top fifth. Even Boaxmart, I go back and I'm like, you know, Boaxmart was pretty good. I like Boaxmart. I'm trying to think of one that's like a little bit more underrated. But yeah, I mean, nice guys is a perfect example of a movie that I was really hyped for, felt a little at down by when I first saw it and now has become one of my favorite movies of the last 25 years. I almost wrote down Black Rain for this. But then I kind of went back into my brain when I first saw Black Rain. I was like, no, no, I actually thought that was fucking awesome. Yeah. I saw Black Rain. Amy Garcia said he got shot by a machete. But he got it both. He got bad. It's like 45 bit of work. That movie's amazing. All right. Next one's from David Snow. The endings of movies are often, this one by the way buckle up for this one. Oh, I have one. The one, Shutter Island. Shutter Island. Shutter Island. The movie the first time I saw it, I was like, that was cool, but kind of dreary. And it's way better. A, when you know the twist and B, when you're like, I'm fucking going to show Oh, interesting. I've never seen it in the reason why is because somebody spoiled it for me. And I was like, I don't know how it's going to be if you know the twist. It's awesome. What was the best movie ever spoiled for anybody? I spoiled something. What did I spoil for maze in a blog post by accident? Oh. Oh, uh, cabinet in the woods. I have like, I like spoiled cabinet in the woods for all Grantland readers who hadn't seen it. Wow. Do you have a good spoiler? Uh, college professors spoiled the sixth sense from me. Which fucking sucked. But I've never. That's a really tough one. And since then, I've always kind of tried my best. It's in, also, that's another problem now. It's in, if a movie came out 10, 15, 20 years ago, there is no way anybody could go into it now for the first time without knowing a major spoiler. Oh, half the articles on the internet right now are we need to talk about the ending of a movie that is playing in two cities. Um, it's the last minute of any of the cruisers accidentally before I saw the movie. So I always knew what the ending was. Right. But my best spoiler ever was, I've told this story, but Jack O, my buddy, Jack O, my college roommate. Yeah. We were, I think it was like New Year's Eve, 1995. And he was giving me shade. He was pissing me off. And I got mad. I was like, Kaiser Soze is Kevin Spacey. And he was like, what? What the fuck? That just completely ruined the movie for. I forget what he said. I think he made fun of the red side. Oh, something mean spirit. Also, things get mean so quickly now. Like if you don't see a movie in the first two weeks, like you know, you have the things that happen. Yeah, that is true. David Snow writes in, this is a buckle-up. The endings of movies are off from pretty lazy, cliched. In heat, Prachino should die and Deneuro should live. Just throws that out. Wow. Then it's a 10 out of 10 movie. In true romance, Clarence should die. Then it's a 10 out of 10. Well, in Shawshank Redemption, it should end with red under the tree. Then it's a 10 out of 10, not a nine out of five, 9.5. Movie producers and test audiences have too much influence. Prachino should die and Deneuro should live. Did we ever really go down this rabbit hole? I mean, I think that Deneuro dies because he doesn't adhere to his own coat, right? Like he lets his emotions get the better of him. Will goes back for Wengro is concerned about getting ED out of town. And that's why he fails. Where is Prachino, you know, saves Natalie Portman, but still is hunting for Deneuro. I think you could argue if you flip it, Prachino dies because he couldn't give up the rush of chasing after guys like Nioh. Nioh gets away, but he loses this one thing that would have been the love of his life. Right. Now he's back to his whole life is just about the heaping around the corner. It's interesting. What did she do then? An alternate ending just to fuck with us. Just put it on YouTube. Fifteen out of ten. What is the complaint that like narratively this was wrong for the movie? Or is this guy just bum that Deneuro dies because he's cool? Well, I think that, but that's why this is kind of stupid. What's not stupid is Clarence dying in true romance. I think that was a script, right? Yeah. And I think they changed it because I can't remember the reason we covered this when we did the pilot. I think that Deneuro was just Tony Scott was like we got to give people a happy ending here. It's not reservoir dogs. The Shawshank redemption is ridiculous. So is this completely outraged? And I don't think so. Thanks that you didn't with Red under the tree. I think it's an interesting question with the wrong examples. It's an interesting question about movies that are almost perfect or really, really great that get knocked down a spot or two because they took the easy way out there. Or because this happens a lot with horror and sci-fi where it asks a bunch of questions for the 75% of the movie and what it has to answer them. It kind of flails around a little bit. Like a really good example of this is this Danny Boyle movie Sunshine, which has like three or four of the best scenes of a sci-fi movie you'll see outside of 2001 and then an ending that makes no sense and is basically like a slash movie. Yeah, it's just like does it stick to landing? It's really hard for horror or it's like the the show lost. It's like you could ask all these amazing questions and then it's like can you really answer all of them? Yeah. Like I'm not a horror guy but one of my favorite movies growing up and I watched a ton of times of signs. The ending of signs, you know, their allergic to water is kind of one of the biggest letdowns I think. So maybe that's the categories like stumbled it at the one yard line. There's also with the big franchise movies now they end five times. So like the last movie of a trilogy or a franchise like you know return of the king is a good great movie but return of the king ends for like 40 minutes. It does. Dark night rises. I feel like has a bunch of endings kind of I just watched a lot of the rings for the first time of this break. Did you really call three of them? Did you like them? I did. Yeah, they're pretty good. Have you seen them? No. Fondue. Watch them when we're flight to Japan. Yeah. I'll get out of it. I wrote down that this could be the L.H.A.P. when the final F1 race award because we just talked about. Yeah. It could be called the Clarence. Wurly should have died award or it could have been called the Liam Neeson's daughter should have just become a Saudi Arabian heroine horror award for taking. I can never find her. She's just passed out for the next. Arabian heroine. She was even captured by the South whenever it was Saudi Arabian heroine horror. I like the Clarence Wurly Award though. Sure. Because I think that's a really good topic about whether he should die or not. So I don't know. I'll put it in the flex. We're going to take a break and then we'll do the next batch. 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Yeah, you. Other people just go B.O. I don't know what would you do? If you had a son named Bo, would you go the B.O. Or would you do the B.E. I think I'd probably go B.O. Even though B.E.A.U. is definitely fancier. No, I mean, Bo Horobax is strong. Damn. Bo Horobax goes boho. I don't know if that plays. Yeah, that's probably next. Bo Jackson, Bo Nix. Yeah, B.O. B.O. is pretty good. Anyway, Bo says was Regium in the saving private Ryan episode earlier. I guess that was the rewatchable. It's Regium. It was Regium in it. I don't know. It's like a recreate. The Regiantables. He wanted to throw out a suggestion for a subcategory. The earn this award for awkward movie quote that should have been vetted by William Goldman first. So just like a really bad quote from a movie that we were like, somebody the producers needed to step in. I don't mind it. I was thinking, where'd it go, Paula? Where'd it go? That would have been a good earn this award. Back, couldn't think of any other ones of just terrible quotes of movies. Anyway, keep moving. Midshop, he suggests the was it over when the German's bomb Pearl Harbor award for when Bill messes up a name or a quote, but everyone is just like, forget it, he's on a roll. It's pretty good. Did you say the German's bomb for all? No, no, no, no, no. Well, that's blue. She says that. Was it over when the German's bomb Pearl Harbor? That's good. That's pretty good. Really weird email from Chris L. He said, y'all need to do a demo shaman episode. It was a TBS TNT staple growing up. I probably watched it way too young. In first grade, my teacher was obsessed with penguins. Everyone in a class had to create their own penguin alter ego for the year. What? I went with a rock capper penguin dressed as Simon Phoenix. Simon has bleach blonde hair. Rock cappers have yellow fountains. I'm not sure how he's going on right now. I was proud of this thing. Walked to the front of the class presented it. Got absolutely nothing. No laughs, no nods, no recognition. Just a room full of blank six-year-old stairs at the time I was crushed. Don't crush me a second time. Put demo shaman on the schedule. That's even more like he wanted to tell that story and then put demo shaman in the request in there. So you think Chris L. made it up? No, I mean, that sounds pretty specific. I don't know how you would like that. I watched demo shaman. I've never seen it. I mean, I did show my son Halloween, and he was like five. Maybe I want to judge here. But anyway, demo shaman has kind of been in the mix. Yeah, I think it's probably. You're going to make your way through this Investor Sloan for a while. Yeah, I was thinking it's at some point you got a pad still on stats a little bit. Like the project. The Matt Stafford yesterday. Sure. But that can use two more touchdowns. Right. I know we're on the one-yard line, but maybe we could run a couple of kilometers. So you or don't care about the NFL MVP award? I just think it's not become a logic test. She think putting up stats against easy opponents should not be counted towards an MVP. I just think they were chasing the MVP. Playing three winters on. This is a great one. This is from Zach. He left no other information. It's just ZACH. Could you say exactly? Exactly. Probably, Zach love. Category idea. Best hang worst hang. Pick a category from the movie who would be best hang in worst hang or best hang or worst hang. For example, hereditary. Charlie would probably be a pretty bad hang. Yeah. Making that clicky noise with their tongue constantly decorated roadkill where you're trying to watch the game. Dieter restrictions and negligence means you're probably running to their hospital after she takes a handful of peanuts while watching a nuggets game. Payment the king of hell. I'm just trying to watch Aaron Gordon goddamn it. Jesus, you're overdosing again. Payment the king of hell would be a good hang. Would have some surefire betting tips, some cool stories about people that help anywhere's crowd. Okay, so we have a nominate. Zach, best hang in worst hang of every movie. You're like, that's good. I think it could be a flex if there was a big, huge avalanche fan. Loves that. Loves when guys mix it up. I don't mind best hang worst hang. No, it's good. I think that could go in the flex at least. This is great. Chris T said new category. If this film had an after credit scene like the MCU, what would it be? You'd need to start off with at least a suggestion of heats after credit scene. Thank you for the years of entertainment. So I wrote some stuff down for heat and then you feel free to add. Vincent Hannah was divorced three more times and died after his nasal cavity kept him too much cocaine. That's one. Oh, wait, so you're doing like the title card like the written text of what? Okay. Yeah. E.D. used Neil's money to launch a books.com. E.D. Oh, yeah. Okay. Chris was murdered by gambors after losing the Vikings tees in the Gary Anderson. Yeah. And then Kelso became a billionaire when he created a Reddit. Yes, it's all out there. It's all out there. It's got to grab it. But I would totally have watched the heat after credits. Yeah, I mean, in the typical MCU one, it's either teasing a sequel. Yeah. It's some sort of like lighthearted like we're all just eating after like this crazy moment. It's basically what happens the next day, but as a scene or like I would like to see John McLean and Holly McLean instantly start fighting like five minutes after he's saved from that. That would be the MCU after credits. Just an extra scene. Yeah. No, it's it's either a tease for the next thing. No, no, no, no. It's a tease for the next movie or it's like we're just having euros now because we just saved the world. Yeah. Like the end of every arrest and development episode kind of did this. They would do like a little closing tease or joke for the next episode kind of. Should we start doing that? I would I am not against. Should we start doing that for rewatch most like the rewatch was ends and then it's like it's just like a cold exit. Yeah, yeah, I like that. I'll work on that one. What are we going to say? Oh, I just would just I'm I'm pretty into every time a movie ends when it's just like title card with this person went on to do this. That's what I thought that was. Yeah, that's like stripes. Yeah. When they go through all the people and stripes, but that's like an 80s. Like I don't know if they do that anymore. Open little doms. Yeah, just like yeah, they usually only do it for like true stories now where they actually tell you like when it ended up happening to Billy Bean and Moneyball. Yeah, yeah. Perry McDee had a question about the share thing. He said the most obvious unanswerable question is what was the sure thing doing as Gibb made his way across country fair point. Clearly your question. Smoke and hot lady waiting for two weeks for this guy to do. But I came up with an even better question after listening closer to the closing dialogue on my 73rd viewing. Did Gibb actually sleep with the sure thing? After the professor reads his essay, which is not given as having to be a complete factual Allison said you didn't sleep with her. Gibb said you still seeing Jason. We broke up. That's too bad. You didn't sleep with her. Gibb says she wasn't my type. Notice that he never says no. It's not a no. Evidence for Gibb sleeping with her. She was every man's type. You're not backing down after cross country and you just saw the girl you loved go with off with her boyfriend who's sensibly have sex and they had no chance. It's a good one. I actually think I would say it's 55, 45. He probably had sex with her and then she's never going to tell her. Never going to tell her. Trying to think of other movies that have ambiguous conclusions like that because like did you feel like I've seen them movie a million times? I'd never occurred to me. I never thought I never thought I'd give. But he actually did have sex with her. Never thought he slept with her. If anything, I think Gibb was a virgin which he says he's not. He says he's had sex with like six people. But I have anything I thought he was like that was driving all this anxiety. Yeah, the heart of the movie leads you to believe there's no way he does that. But he's in that really cool room surrounded by beer empty beer bottles. You know what I mean? Craig's favorite rewatchable 2025. Love that movie. Yeah. What did you list? He tweeted a list. You had a couple of things. Sure thing. The sunset sunrise duo. Yeah. Craig's a sensitive guy. Most bizarre with species but I enjoyed it. You love species. Love species. Blue chips. Yeah. Good hang or bad hang the species woman. The actual Natasha head and stretch. No, no, the character. Where's she? I think if you can keep her. You can keep her calm without her biological imperative kicking in. I think she's probably really good. Hey. Yeah. I mean, certainly not opposed to parting in a bar. She loves chocolate. Yeah, putting. Yeah. Could you have tricked her into wearing a condom? And she would think like why am I not getting pregnant? She wouldn't kill you yet because you have an inseminated her. Like if you just wore a condom and had sex with her a couple of times, maybe she would have no idea. Wow, that's a great idea. Well, what is it? Isn't she the wear of condom? What did you know? It was the way that she was inseminated. Yes. Because she was like, it's happening. But if she finds her, if you figure out that you're her dream partner, you put on a condom. Tell her this will help. Do you really want to be the guy who's been lying to her though? Yeah. Do you think that she would ever rest? I think the guy is dying at some point after the encounter. It's just a bad guy. The guy in the club guy. Was he have diabetes or something? Is that why she kills him? She can sense it. Yeah, it's insensitive. Tough fee for diabetes. It really is. Jonathan G. New Jersey. It would have been funny if he was like a Jets fan. She's like, no. She's making out with him and she's a Jets poster behind him. She's like, she looks at his Twitter and he's just like, we got to keep Aaron Glenn. Do you see Todd McShay who does stuff with us that the ringer had a whole thing today about how Dante Moore should not come out if it's the Jets? Yeah, I kind of think that nobody in the draft should want to play for the Jets. She's just like, shots fired at fantasy. He's just sitting here after a holiday, having a great time getting ready to do movies. Have you not, oh, this is from Jonathan G. in New Jersey. How have you not done an episode of the Unwatchables yet? Like the rewatchables, but for awful movies, categories would be parallel opposites. For example, most Unwatchable sequence, what's age the worst? I guess those would say the same. Bradley Beale Award for which actor just wanted to keep getting them checks. The George Lucas Award for milking a prequel or a sequel. The Jake the Loma Award for character which ruined every scene they were in. Oh my gosh. The young winners were just like, drag by shooting a Jake. I'm sure you'll come up with many more. We need this so badly for a colligula. I was thinking who lost the movie is funny. And then with this movie, it'd been better or worse. With this movie, it'd been worse with Ryan Reynolds or Adam Driver. That's a very you way of looking at it though. I like it. But Adam Driver, the king of movies that make no name. I like Adam Driver. But Adam Driver rules. Hey, win some games. I'm a win lost record guy. Couple wins in there. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds and who then? You like Ryan Reynolds too? I don't know. I don't like modern Ryan Reynolds. But look, when Deadpool came out, did I like it? Yeah. Well, who would be the, would this movie have been worse with Blank or Blank? It's just tough. Chris is like, I don't know. I have so many friends in the industry. No, that's all I'm trying to think of. I'm trying to think of like what? Well, somebody who turns me off to a movie. Is it like the rock and someone else? The rock's good. Yeah, the rock. Yeah, the rock's good. It's like the rock and the horse. We've been worse with the rocker Vin Diesel. Yeah, that's it. It's just fast. Vin Diesel and regarding Henry. Really good email from Samuel, Samuel Kaplan. Says, first, my son and I really love the show. Shout out to the Kaplan boys. For several years, we've had a traditional listening to it. Well, we get bagels in the weekend. And most other times when we're driving, just the two of us. That's nice. It's a father-son bonding. Wonder Express our appreciation. Thank you. Second, one of the suggests two categories. One is the Mark Holton. Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo. Oh, word. For the best contribution by a former with two or fewer lines. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Man, I think that goes in flex and we just keep an eye on it for a while. It's like, it's what if what's a, is that like a smaller, even a smaller deon waiter's contribution? Yeah. Well, I remember when I think I did make a couple of Westby words like. Well, I'd like to get me, hey, it's Enrico Palazzo word because that guy had one line and it's the funniest line in the whole movie. So I think there's something there with that. And then he had, oh, C.R. is going to fucking love this one. The other is the Rick Chiquetti guard me to word for the most memorable death by a security guard or other by standard. And the movie treats us in God's Quachil. But who probably had a spouse and kids who loved him? What movie's this? Oh, my God. So he's the guy Carl Kills, the security guard to distract him from the Lakers game. That's like, really what about the league in Die Hard? He's like, hey, what's going on the Lakers game? That guy has two lines. I just got to murder. C'mere to worthy. Two points. That's a really good one. Yeah, that's really good. He probably had a spouse and kids who loved him. The, uh, the last couple of Strager things, there's like 160 U.S. military. You sure? People are murdered by children. And it's there's no remarks upon them whatsoever. No, it's like the worst military days in Shiloh. Yeah. And they're just like, yeah, a lot of questions about that. I'm going to put both of those in flex. Yeah, that's a good one. Mark Johnson said I was listening to the speed episode the other day. And notice toward the end, you basically spelled out the plot of the hunt. I think the writers were listening. I don't know if this has already been pointed out to you, but you might be doing some more of these. I have no recollection of this. The hunt, the way the movie, the hunt that came out in 2020, we gave the exact premise during the speed we watched. Speed? Yeah, we did speed like the, it was like the first 10 minutes. I'm trying to make the connection of how like we would have had like, I did, we must have gone on a tangent and come up with some sort of idea. Oh, wow. And then three years later, the hunt. I don't know if I did that, but I know I created, um, the purge. Yes, the purge I created. I know for a fact, never cut it on the world. When did you create the purge Kevin Walsen? I had this idea for, um, for it called leap year, where every four years there are no laws or rules. Right. Two years later, the purge happened. Coincidence. Did they ever do a purge leap year? Did that happen? They did that. That, that, that, that, then it's like, now I can see. Yeah. New category from Peter DeWolf. The Phoebe Kate, singe-handly, putting young men through puberty award. Other winner, Lesha Cooper in the girl next door. And I wrote down Apollonia, Linda Hamilton, Shane and Tweed, and Halle Berry would be four other ones. I really like this. Some put in this influx. My personal would be Sharon Stona, basically instinct. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's some good ones. Margot Robbie Wolf Wall Street. Yeah, we're going to keep an eye on this category. We'll start following it in the two-and-a-mince. See if there's something special there. Um, this is a long email from Nicole Dave, but I'm doing it from Mallory because she listened to the witness rewatchables and had to share this story. She was a sophomore at Harvard in 1995, 96 range. Harris and Fort coming to campus because you won the HSD Putting. Guy and my dorm is on the stage. Can invite me to go his date. Big Harrison Ford fan. Follow-up. I'm walking in the after party after the HSD Putting show. Who should be walking in right at the same time as me, but Harris and Ford? Okay. Starts off well. It's super loud. So I go up to him and lean toward him and say, Mr. Ford, you're the cutest carpenter since Jesus. He can't hear what I say. So he leans into me and puts his hand on the small of my back. It's orange. It says, I'm literally dying thinking about it again. Hence the all caps and says, excuse me. So I lean toward his ear again and say again, you're the cutest carpenter since Jesus. And with his hand still on the small of my back, all caps. He gives me that Harrison Ford smile and says, Oh, you're sweet and walks away. And then she writes, greatest moment in my life, second only to my kids being born. And now that I know he was a legendary stickman, I can't believe what I missed out on. Smiley face, huge fan of the show. It's just a great email from the cold day. This should be your move at Staples. Next time you go to a Lakers game and somebody's like, small of the back. Go right for the small back. And then you go, you're cute. I can't wait. I can't wait till Maddie here's that. All right, these are great. This is from Todd Conrad. This might be the best email in the bunch. He's categorized this. Buckle up CR. The Dennis Peck relationship test award. The ultimate fidelity test between your movies, romantic leads captured by Richard Gehrzong, Dennis Peck from Internal Affairs. Sure, John McLean might be able to hold on to Holly no matter what. But Dennis Peck is fucking Sally when Harry Burns is at work. On a scale of no thanks to, I'm going to teach a wife how to come. We assess just how strong our romantic leads would realistically be, would face with the peck test. We got to do it for stuff like before Suner. Don't leave her alone with that effect. If Julie Delvie runs into Richard Gehrzong while Ethan Hawke is getting coffee. It's over. Yeah. I love the peck test so much. That's just great. And he keeps going. The Bill Pax and Game Over, Man Game Over Award for Best Historical Outburst. That's from Aliens, which we have. I gotta say Bill Pax then is the most suggested. Can you name a category after Bill Pax than an actor? I think he's just absolutely the most beloved non-A-Pusslister. Oh, absolutely. In rewatchable history. People love him. And then this looks like ex location, but was definitely shot in Long Beach location scout award. Anyway, it says, the Long Beach resident, I'm tired of my beloved city being treated like Hollywood sidepiece, blocking off our streets without getting their flowers, gone in 60 seconds, leave the weapon, Anchorman, this a whole bunch of movies. It's Todd Conrad. The Dennis Peck relationship test. I can't wait. Next time we do a Rob Conrad, we'll bring it to Dennis Peck. And just like running through like Dennis Peck and World Ten in bomb. The notebook he shows up. No, put some real 20 minutes. This is fucking Gosling gets back and it's like Dennis Peck. I built this fucking house for you. Peck walks out. Josh and Atlanta, he said, I think the best case for crews being able to do before sunrise, because we argued about that. Other crews could have been before sunrise. He says, Vanilla Sky. There's the crucial scene early in the movie where he means to panel Peck Roozes character at a party. He stays up on that falling love of the earth. The airport doesn't sleep with her. He's so charismatic. And it's unlike any other romantic scene featuring him, I can think of. So Cruz gets my vote. That's a really good point. Cruz is really good in that Vanilla Sky stretch, where it's the most rom-comy he is in a movie other than Jeremy Guyer. And then Jeremy Guyer is playing a maniac. Yeah, I think I was pretty strong. But yeah, I mean, I think I was young in real business. But yeah, so that's a change your, change your vote for before sunrise. I don't remember what my vote was. I think we set it on hangs. Oh, in that sense? Yeah, I think hangs. But it definitely is worth thinking about. Vanilla Sky is a, now liar. Kaden D. He has two categories of ideas like a pop-up in the flex section. The first is basically the anti-coach Finstack award. I caught the Mr. Miyagi. That if I actually sucks ass award for for worst life lesson, or advice that everyone in the movie takes a face value that sucks. He said, I feel pretty confident by training consistent of wax on wax off. And I got to fight. I'll be really. In a lot of ways, like have nothing in your life that you can't leave in the 30 seconds is terrible advice and gets one of those guys killed. What is Finstack's actual advice? He has in team wolf, he says. Is it like you have to get 12 hours of sleep? Yeah, don't play cards with anybody who has a tattoo of a deck on their hand. Oh, no, who's named after a city? They're named after a city. And then whatever the three were. So I think my suggestion is we tweet that to the coach Finstack, Mr. Miyagi award for best or worst advice. Sure. And then we could do worst advice in that category. Yeah, that's good. Don't walk away from anything you can't leave in 30 seconds. Meanwhile, like Neil is like, like Velco and we're going to get shot. And he was like, I got to go back and save. Yes, it's like I thought you could walk away from it. You think you're 30 seconds. It's up for your buddy. Then he said the other one, this is great. So again, this is Kate and the second category suggestion. The Indiana Jones, why is everyone ignoring the fact that this guy definitely smells like wide open ass award for the person in the movie who stinks as it could spikyously goes along and unnoticed. And he says watching Raiders again. Marian is totally down to hook up with India and the ship after they leave Egypt. Why? He's filthy. He's been shot at chase living desert, abandoned a tomb, covered in gasoline, sweaty as hell. No luggage beyond his satchel. Even if we give him the benefit of the doubt and assume his satchel exclusively has changes of underwear, this dude still smells like wide open ass. So he's still like the 1930s or 40s then? Oh, yeah. Marian's just like, what the hell on man in what world? So I feel like in the 1900s and even pre-1950s, I think body odor was much more accepted and appreciated. Oh, yeah. I think it's probably like a, your, your nose blind, you know what I mean? Like everyone's stuck. Like the polling is to tell his ladies, like don't shower for three weeks before I'm back from war and shit like that. He did? Yeah. Where'd you pull that one from? That's my my Napoleon guy. What? Are you in a poll? No, my mom told me that one. So it stuck with me for some reason. Interesting. She loves Napoleon. But I was thinking, you never forgot it. This is a, I think this is a, so the polling kind of popularized that kink. I don't, I think body odor people were just fine with people being stinky. Yeah, I mean, that's what you know in the past. When you watch unforgiven, like there's no, do those guys have like one bath a month? Yeah. Well, so I was thinking everybody in tombstone, yeah, reach. But in, in the modern era, a little different. Your nose pal, it's a little more sensitive. Could this be the David Morse and proof of life forward? Oh, right. They rescue him at the end of proof of life. Meg Ryan's husband, even though she's sleeping with Russell Crowe, even though we don't see the scene, but we know it. She sees him at the end. She's hugging him. He's been in a fucking, what, Venezuela and jungle? Yeah. For like two months. We're in the same clothes. He's got a absolute stink. Yeah. So wouldn't it be like, hey, good to see you. Let's get you washed up. Yeah, let's do it. I'll give you a hug later after your shower. Is that movie, is it Venezuela? Colombia is Colombia. Yeah, Colombia is. Well, I've seen it 20 times. I don't know where it's located. I'm going to put that in the flex. I was tested out. Okay. This is Craig's big award. Kyle or Dennis, I sent this to Craig in advance. I know you guys are always kicked around new category ideas. In honor of Craig Horbex, love of shorter movies. I love that time in your epitaph. Sure. Yeah. What are your fantasy football things on your epitaph? What are your things that you're just like I'm in on blank? Anything? Aaron Rodgers. Like receiver. Aaron Rodgers, who else? No, guys that I'm just always in on. Yeah, or qualities, traits, things. I like guys who are, who freak athletes who run a slow 40. I always want to bet on those guys. There you go. Well, he caused this Craig Horbex Century Club award. Would this movie be better if it was 100 minutes? The answer is yes to most movies. He said the category works in three ways. Movies that like after hours that come in right at 97 minutes, so they automatically qualify. Movies too long, that could be better. If you cut the down to 100 minutes, like blues brothers, it was a hundred, 33 minutes replacement, it's 118. Or movies too short. Sometimes you'll say, I actually could use a couple more scenes. Yeah, like Truman Show, I thought 10 more minutes. Halloween 4, 88 minutes. Big daddy, 93. Sure thing. I could have had 10 more minutes of sure thing. Could use a lot more Halloween for you. So I, I'm going to workshop what he said there. If everything is based off the Horbex scale of 100 minutes, well, it's like two short, two more just right. Yeah. Yeah. So you, Horbex scale, if something's 93, but you thought it should have been 98, like Horbex scale would have gone plus five on that. Yeah, it's more for movies like 10 cup that are two hours and 15 minutes and need to be 100. Horbex scale minus 28. Sure. Have you seen anything recently in theaters that you're like, that was just 15 minutes too long? March, every movie, March Supreme, I think could have been 15, 20 minutes shorter. I think it'll amarty supreme. Yeah, I feel like could have been time. That's not the type of movie that needs to be two and a half hours. The middle of that movie is fat. Like the Odyssey should be two hours. It's tough because Marty Supreme is such like a, a Jenga tower that like even I was thinking when I saw it, like if you took, I really liked it. If you took the dog, the dog run out. You're probably fine. But I, and I actually think the movie doesn't, but it just matters so much for Marty and Rachel. I don't know. Yeah. It'd be funny if we're criticizing Marty's supreme and then Sean just came bursting in. Cool, eight man's in. Hold on, guys. You guys can kick Don James Moore for me, but you can't take part in this. I like Marty's to rim a lot. But yeah, I think it was like two hours and 25 minutes. I loved it. Yeah. It was so Horbex scale plus 35. I sang it's 35 too long. Maybe 15 or 20. But yeah. Is the premise that all movies should be 100 minutes? Most are most rewatched movies. The ring should not be 100 minutes. I understand what that needs to be as long as it is. So maybe there are exceptions where you're like ineligible for Horbex scale. Like Marty's supreme ineligible. I see Marty's supreme is eligible. But it's the epics. The movies that are trying to tell a grander story. Those big adaptations, those I understand a little bit more. Then like a romcom that's two hours and 20 minutes. Doesn't it? And a movie that's long that doesn't register on the whole of that scale should almost be get bonus points. Sure. Like the first matrix you would not. It's pretty long. You wouldn't take away a second. Like whatever dark night is, I'm good with it. You know what I mean? I like putting this right before a Raj's review. The time of the movie. Yeah. We could just put it right there. Do you have opinions on that? Do you ever think like do you care when you see a movie two hours and 40 minutes versus see an hour or 40? I know. It's like, Hamlet could have gone longer. Trying to think in the movie theater. Like when you look up a runtime, does that matter to you at all? Yeah, it does. Especially when it's like an action movie or a comic book movie. I just assume everything's 220 now. Yeah. No, like, it's really surprised if we're at 105 minutes firm movie. And that I think is like becoming an issue where if you factor in getting to the movie theater in the half hour of trailers, like you're looking at like a four hour excursion, there are no five o'clockers. You cannot step into a movie theater, watch a 90 minute movie and be home for dinner. Yeah. I just also think there's something to be said about. When you have the parameters of, hey, you got to make this movie in less than 100 minutes or 110 minutes, you are forced to make a movie better and tighter and be more creative to get your point across. Instead of there, like, oh, midnight run can be two hours and 40 minutes, it would be a worse movie. Yes. Limitless 105 minutes. There you go. Number 16. Taken 88. Yep. Takens like you're surprised it's ending. How long is it a double or a spraut? I think that's a little longer. A little longer. That's closer to it. It can't be too long though. Right. I can look that up right now. Yes. It's, I'm going to say less than two hours because it has to fit into that TBS. Hour 49. Yeah, because they needed to fit it in the two hour window to sell ads on cable. And now obviously on streaming, it doesn't really matter. I like the Horobex scale. Josh Dolgen. I hope I say it's either Dolgen or Dolgen. I truly believe Bill and Vance take down of Rose from Titanic is the greatest podcast segment of all time. Stop. Might not be wrong. It's a pretty great segment. In the spirit of that legendary 10 minutes, I'd like to nominate a new category. The Rose from Titanic award for the character who underrated sucks. I don't know if there's enough movies with this, but it might, it could be a flash. This actually might be a way to spice what's aged the worst up a little bit. Throw it in there. Yeah. Yeah. Because what changed the worst is hard. Heat. Do we need the Natalie Portman character? Well, we talked about that. Do we need that whole subplot with the daughter? Where does it go? Is it they do for them? We don't need them in the movie. It's the easiest cut in the movie, right? This is like the Pam from the office thing that like Pam actually kind of sucked. If you like think back on who she was towards Jim, the entire show, she like wasn't a great partner. Holding him back from sports agent. Yeah, work. Yeah. He could have been on game over now with Max Gellerman. Yeah, it wasn't for Pam. Showing him her dumb drawings. Just a Pagano writes in, please add the Robert Town Award for overblown film school English major interpretation of the film. Then give your over reading version of the movie's plot. Bonus points have be include snooty phrases like man's struggle versus blank. I just didn't direct the tack on fantasy. I don't know why he had all of us. We're that way. Big Bob Town guys. Yeah, we like Bob Town. This is from J Tate. He says, can we add the what a dick move award for a scene in the movie that makes you so mad. It makes you say, why the hell do they do that? Like the time and days to confuse when Hirschfeldt or his friends pulled him away from making out with the girl at the junior high dance. Only for him to get beat with a paddle by Ben Affleck. Hold that thought. Angel Katz writes in, the Ted Cruz versus Mitch McConnell, aka most punchable character award. Basically nobody likes these guys. The word would be given to the character who isn't necessarily the villain, but definitely needs to be punched in the face. Take school ties. Matt Damon is clearly the main villain. Yeah. But I've always wanted to punch Anthony Rapin as anti-Semitic coke bottle glasses in the face the most or maybe the jerk French teacher. If you're afraid of getting too political, feel free to remove Ted and Mitch from the name. You could use Bill Lambeer, Novak, Joke of Hitchert, Tony Harding. I do like the idea of I just want to punch that character in the face. Yeah. They're not quite the villains, but they're fucking annoying. Yeah. But I don't know if it comes up enough. I was thinking dead poets decided the guy who sells out Mr. Keating, Cameron. Yeah. What do you think he's going to do to you in the wand down? Here we go, CR. The Dana Willer-Nickerson Award, aka the Deborah Carr and Inga Award for an actress who was great in a specific movie and just should have had a much bigger career. Previous winners, Dana Willer-Nickerson, Deborah Carr, Unger, Miyasara, Diane of Anora, and Virginia Madsen. It's from Eric S. That's the Miyasara Award to me. Yeah. I'm still outraged that we didn't have five more Miyasara movies. And do we ever get explanation of what the deal was there? I can't remember. Fairs viewers grow funny, sub-fares viewers. Yeah, fantastic. Everyone was in love with their barely saw our again for the next five years. Yeah. I don't mind the Miyasara Award. I think it's like it's a flex. You'll know when you see it. Yeah. Throw it in there. Oh boy. Ted from Milwaukee. The new category I'd propose is the Deshan Jackson Award for rewatchable movies who dropped the ball on the one yard line and are therefore not great movies. Flex category. Best example is the Running Man. We were denied an epic showdown between Ben Richards and Captain Freedom. He's talking about the old Running Man. Yeah. A showdown between Schwarzenegger and Ventora would have been a major day on 87 and would have elevated the movie's cultural caches as they went into politics. Instead, we get an unnecessarily more relinquishable dynamos scene. Never get to see Jesse Ventora fight him. It's Ted from Milwaukee. I don't think it happens enough times to be a flex category. But I like the spirit of it. I thought I was getting this and you didn't give it to me. Yeah, I feel anecdotally, I can't think of a movie specifically. We've done plenty of rewatchables where we're like and then it kind of falls apart in the last half hour or something like that. But I just can't think of one off the top of my head. That just the last thing. I actually, I mean, I think I mentioned Sunshine. Like that's a really good example. I mean, the drops the ball on the 10-year line. How's the dynamite? That's a great one. We'd never do that. And see, the problem is most of the movies we wouldn't do in the rewatchables because they're ending sucked. So we'll keep an eye on that one. All right, we'll take one more break and then I can't wait for this next one. All right. It's not officially a rewatchable spillback until we antagonize CR. This is from Sam from DC who wants us to create the, I can't believe Carl Anthony Towns had a better career than Joe L. M. B. and Ward. What? For when two actors in a film end up with career trajectory is radically different from what their early works would have suggested. And then he said, I do believe the Towns wind up with a better career than M. B. What a fucking bullshit. From DC. He's just angry. He's angry about the trade Johnson pick. I was thinking though this would have been a good one for Devora's pride ironically, Emily Blunt and Inathaway. Sure. Yeah. Well, you never would have expected. Inathaway's had a good career, but Emily Blunt became I think a bigger star of her. I wouldn't have guessed that when I saw the movie. Yeah. Little like the Carl Towns and B draft. Right. Robert Sean Leonard in Dead Poets versus like Josh Charles. I don't think good to guess Josh Charles would still be the one. Yeah. Like leading TV shows over Robert Sean Leonard. I don't know. I thought that was a good one though. Yeah, there's good. I so like that it made CR mad. I'm trying to think of um, like when you were watching stand by me. Obviously we lost a refineries, but like would you have guessed that either any of the other kids in that movie would have got had bigger careers like Jerry O'Connell or Jerry O'Connell and up with the most relevant of all the careers. Yeah. You would not have guessed that. Mitchell wants us to change cruise versus tanks and add Denzel and then wants us to go back and relitigate all the ones we've already done and go with Denzel. That seemed really complicated. If we ever are like we don't have an episode this week, I guess we could do that. I like adding Denzel for 2026. Okay. You don't like it? You love cruise versus tanks. I do. Yeah, there's something special about cruise versus tanks. Like it being either or like a binary question to me is much much better. Is there anyone Denzel could compete against? Because we also talked about Pachino versus Denira too. You love cruise versus tanks for you. I love it. Bird versus magic. Yeah, it's never a boring conversation. No. I don't know. You can do Denzel. Because there's ones that goofy, personable kind and the other person is just like you're an alien. But you know, the more we talk this out, Denzel's also every movie is better with Denzel. Like it almost like ruins the category. There's certain ones that you would never. There was one I think I can't remember. He talked to he was talking with Jamie Fox once and he was like, I passed on seven and that's the one I regret. And I'm like, yeah, Denzel Washington seven. It's like citizen Kane. Like it's like I can't imagine how fucking good that movie was. Yeah, but should we add more this or that guys? Wasn't there a female one we were going to do? We we tried out the five Jennifer's and it just didn't really work. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like you could you could do like pit or Leo or one or half away. Yeah. That's pretty good. Everybody loves Emily Ponto. And you couldn't do Merrill Street first everybody because she kills everybody. Yeah. And we can never crack this one. Another just a Pogano email. Unless I accidentally wrote the name thing or copy paste that are wrong twice. He said he was in high school and project X came out and Kit Gudi was a big deal for him. But our needle drop category has to be named after behemian rhapsody in Wayne's world. It's the most electrifying needle drop of any rewatchable movie. Is evidence by the fact that the scene won a number of categories when you did the episode. Love the show. I think it's funny that project X is a category. Look, the scene in Wayne's world doesn't make me want to do X to see. So I'm going to stick with project. Yeah, I think I don't think we're moving. Chris A has a really interesting idea for a theme month. He's a longtime reader, a few time writer. I was wondering if you would have a one for me only month, a month where Bill, then Chris, then Sean, then Van, choose the movie and make the other three C movies that haven't seen. So Chris would have to watch inside moves. Bill would have to be part of the re big Lebowski. Sean would have you do some Igbar Bergman thing. And Van would make everyone watch the toy. The three of you should just each pick a different Lord of the Rings. You know, it makes him watch the trilogy. Then said if it's a five week month valor would be great, thank you and have a nice day. So that'd be Yankee Christmas swap month. That's great. That's good. We should give a movie. We could do that next December. Next December. I like that idea. All right. But you have to do it though. You can't be like sick this week. I can't do fellowship with the ring. I have to do any movie. That would be the rule. So if we did four, that can be the next fantasy football punishment. Well, the funniest thing is Van would take it way too seriously and spend 10 weeks trying to figure out the movie and asking people on Twitter. And then he'd probably landed the toy. This is where it would end up. Scott Komich. Some hurtful stuff in this email. I've tried to like Miami Vice, but I can't do it. Bad acting, confusing pot, horrible dialogue and bad casting. I'm Gondy, her character had a cousin. That was the harbor master in Havana. Yep. How about a Latin actress or Cuban one? Next, it has some of the worst dialogue I could remember in a movie. Gondy, how fast does that go? Farrell, serious, low mumbling voice. It goes very fast. What do you like to drink? Serious, low mumbling voice. I'm a fiend for me. He does. Give me a break. You can only leave people who are so close to the water. They don't want to drink. It's up to them. He said, Bill, in order for you and Sierra to prove your love for this movie, the next month, for the next month, anytime anyone asks for you what you want to drink, mumble in a very serious low voice. I'm a fiend for me. He does. We already do that. Yeah, it's like he abs it doesn't know us. We'll turn that up right now. I knew you're Zeev. Finally, Crockett was frisk before going into the meeting. Yet somehow he smuggled in a grenade. Was it up his ass? Those are Miami Vice Nampix. Then he goes, Roy Hobbs hits the final home run in the natural. They show him running second base while I'll be showering. Showered in sparks from the blown out lights. Were the fans killed, not covered. That was his nitpick for there. It's got a lot of nitpicks. This is the best one though. In hereditary, the oldest son gets possessed when the mother cuts off her own head. The demon floats through the air and lands in the kid. Why didn't the demon possess him when he was driving the car and the little kid got to capitated? Where was the demon hanging out between the time when the girl was killed in a possessed tonic-letts character? And why did they keep the car? Wouldn't the inside and outside the car be covered in blood? They just get it stream-cleaned and keep driving it. That's the most fucked up thing about this movie. I think they made a faulty car household. I don't, you know, I think Gabriel Burnin and Tony Colette, like they were, they each had their own vehicle. I'm selling the car immediately or just burning ribbons. What's the car facts on that? History. Do you have to disclose the capitation? To blend the capitation. Does the capitation and the car facts report? I don't think you have to go specifically what the accident was, but that was definitely an accident. I think Payman is being summoned for three quarters of that movie, right? Or even for most of her life, like the- He's watching the avalanche game. That's right. He's a fucking power player. The playoffs, man. Payman's going to play off, beard. Neil R. Rates, I love the Tony Ramo Chris Collins where DVD commentary category. Along those lines for 2026, how about the Donald Trump truth-social post-review of the movie? It would be really funny to hear CR's Trump take on any movie, any humor to get us through the next video. That is funny. That is good. I'm not against this. I need something to replace Wayne. I think we got to put Wayne on ice for a little while. Wayne, I think we took it as far as it can go. It's like, I think it's like the Tosh push, you know? It was really cool for a while, and now everybody's just a little tired of it. I think we picked when you told Glenn Powell about it, and he had no idea what you were doing. No, no, no, that's good. He was like, that's really cool. I'm like, but if you don't know what it is, there's no way you think it's cool. Donald Trump truth-social. It's good. Yeah, yeah, that's good. What was the one we did on the F1? Terrible movie, hate of the race car scenes. J. P. Shenabu, that is all. Amanda S. I'll skip that one, actually. She had a Jim Coddy email that she thought was a fever dream when she was 12 and didn't know it was an actual movie, and then it turned out it was. Glad I was hoping to help her. Padreak, I think I pronounced that correctly. P-A-D-R-A-I-C. Padreak? Padreak. Padreak? I think. Looking at the list of films you're showing over the weekend, I think this was the Boston weekend. Give me a flex category idea, most scalable insult. Now get your fucking chime box. Yeah. I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy. Well, the world needs plenty of bad tenders. I drink your milkshake. There's lots of potential here. Excited to hear Sean Tell-C. I had to get his fucking chime box on stage down since the sports guy cartoons. So, this guy Dave Panko from Down Under, which I assume is Australia, he suggested the Jack Waltz, Dego Guinea-Wap, Greaseball, Gumbo, Crout, Nick Friend Award for Best in Salt. I do think there's a best in Salt award we can put in there. Who's that named after? I like the Jack Waltz award. Well, let me tell you something, my crout... What crout... We crout in this press. I like this though. Best in Salt that you could actually just bring into your real life situation. Yeah. So, probably not your mother sucks Cox and Hell. That one was a quote. Oh, that's not a good one. I have, Shine Box is still probably the best... Go get your fucking chime box. That's like an idea that leads it up. Like, he really works it to get to the end. Because then there's like a separate award that would be for a line from this movie that has entered the pop culture of Lexicon. I don't know what that would be necessarily, but... Maybe it's the Billy-Bat. The kind of thing you hear rich eyes and say a lot. You know what I mean? So maybe it's the Billy-Bat's Jack Waltz award for Best in Salt. Best scalable in Salt in the movie. Yes. I like that. Dave Pinkle also suggests the tone-look Slick ain't no joke award for most ridiculous connecting with the bass. I don't know if that's referred to me. That's fucking it. Oh, and it's really... It is really... Calling everybody Slick and they're like, I know who that is. The last two times I've seen Heat, I was like, this is so fucked up that they like... The entire thing is he hinged on him saying Slick. Yeah. And him being like run Slick through the database as an alien. Maybe that could be the for-heat where we were just shit on here for like an hour and a half on other things that's wrong with it. He also suggests the Michael Corleone in my home award for unexpected raised volume. Yeah. Let's just go to Pichito all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Where my children sleep at play. Grant McPhie said, My category suggestion is the Michael Myers Shoot Him Again award. The scene that makes the audience feel is that they're actually in the movie themselves interacting and reacting to the characters named after the scene in 78 Halloween. And Dr. Luma shoots Michael Myers. And one of the audience members stood up and yelled out, Shoot Him Again! Yeah. There's a video of that. It's from Grant, London, entire Canada. I don't know if that's good enough for a flex, but I enjoyed it. And then Pat Grover wrote in, seeing as you shoot her in a Michael Myers reference in every single one of your BS pods and rewatchables, maybe make it a new category. Whether it's the honest being like Michael Myers, are you finding a way to compare it before sunrise to Michael Myers? You always find a way to squeeze it in unnecessarily. So the new category could be, where could Michael Myers be shooting in this film or pod? Wait, you already do this pretty much anyway, right? Well, now you're just testing. You're just begging to bring Dennis back up Grover. I'm like, stick man. Five Michael Myers is retired for Dennis back. No more Dennis back in. Myers out. Get a replacement. I'll wait for it with Dennis back. Doug Evans acknowledges that Tom Cruise is the best runner in action movies, as I think we all do. Who's the best runner for comedy movies? He asks, he'd like to nominate Michael J. Fox for running, sliding, falling on slick for as a team of race, he jumping, falling in an office chase and sicker my success and multiple back to the futures. You see the comedy movie running goat? Well, is the goal to be funny or good at running? Yeah. He was really good at the slides where like coming around the corner and he would like skid like a motorcycle. Yeah. I think being really small helped him like with the running scene. Very agile. He's very low to the ground. They do, there's some good sliding while running around the corner and breakfast club too. They like slide across the hallway basically. That's good. Allie Shede and Milio Estabas do that. Michael Sarah and Superbad's got a great run. Oh my gosh. Get a lot. Absolutely. His form, he's kind of doing a cruise impression. Not bad. Fastest kid. I'm putting something up at that to the running flex. Walker, she says, please do dark night rises. If only as an excuse to do cons worth impressions of Bane blowing up the stadium. Oh my God. I feel it right here, Beck. Yeah, this city's been crying out for a new stadium, Mike. They're going to get it. Yeah, this is one way to blow up a stadium, Mike. Taxpayers are going to have a stuff full of swallow building the new one. John B. from Maldon. He has an idea for the town too. Still holding out hope for this because Doug McCray is alive at the end of the movie in the Florida case. He thinks it should be something with the South in the Boston St. Patrick's Day parade. Growing up, Shine, now working for a corrupt Southy politicians cracking down on crime. Once they have a political fundraiser on Parade Day in Castellown to raise money for Merrill Run. She organises a crude rip it off. But the playing guy, but she coughs and nephew of Jim gets arrested. She shows up on Claire's door and says, I need to get in touch with them. I know you know what I mean. Doug comes back. The heist is spearheaded by Shine. Claire and Doug. Claire? Yeah, Claire's a boss. She's crossed over. It's like fast forward Paul Walker. It's just on the on the bad guy's theme of the sudden. Comes together for climactic slow moving chase through the seats of South streets of South. They surround him by shit face boss. The 20-somethings. Maybe a boat scene. Just workshop in it. There's something there with the kids of the town. Have you ever asked Aflac about town too? Doesn't seem like it's high in his agenda. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So we're getting heat too, we think. We are. Yeah. I mean, where's proditudes coming out this year? Is there this the town to make $200,000? It's just a fucking fact. Yeah, I mean like $200,000,000 is the floor. We're also in the last couple of innings before while those guys can still realistically do that. Right. Like, ham could still be an FBI agent. Like they could still do all that. Ham's like a retired FBI agent. So I agree with John B. from all then. That shine is the key to the town too. Because shine, how old is she in town? She's like a little kid. She's like three. Yeah. So now she town came out in 2010. She's making this for 20, 20, 7. So she'd be like 20. Yeah. Maybe she's working like at a strip joint in the saw. I guess Cindy Sweeney. Yeah. Cindy Sweeney, two old. Oh, okay. Maybe you just grabbing anyone from Landman. Okay. Whoever the, oh yes, a stripper physical therapist worked with Sam Elliott last night. What is that? Just signed her. Andy and I talked about that for like 35 minutes. One of the best ideas of ever. I have a stroke in mystery scenes. How did that happen? Yeah, I don't know. What's on the big board of sequels you would actually want to get made that you would go see? Town two. Is that number one traffic? Heat is heat two. Number one, we're getting heat two. I'm too scared. I think we're all really confused to meet. Yeah, we're how we feel about it. Yeah, it's too meaningful. Is there anywhere you were like, I actually don't care. I'm, I would want them to make this and I would go see it happily. I like the town too because the premise of I just don't know if it's good without renter. I think renter makes that move. Well, this is the problem we had with Denetheavs too. Yeah, as we lost Pablo and 50. And we lost 50 and it was in the same movie because we, but I think this is where Damon comes in. Oh, well, isn't that basically? Damon still pissed that he wasn't in the town. So Damon's in as like Jim's brother. Ben. Yeah. Johnny. Yeah. And they bring, I think Doug coming back from the keys after 15 years is just a great premise for anything. Him having to extract extract shine. Maybe shine turns out to be his kid. Something there. I like Boston's changed too. Like they could do Southay. They can move stuff from Charlestown to Southay, which would, which would matter. Jason Peter says, why don't you all just do a theme month called red October? All the movies could be Russian themed as well. Hunt for red October, red dawn, Moscow and the Hudson bridges spies and reds. I don't know about hunt for red October. Should we do that one? Keep going. Red dawn, that's good. Moscow and the Hudson's time to. We did Moscow month that we didn't do on for a lot of red quits. Reds would be interesting. I'm not sure that's a rewatchable movie. It's a great movie. It's a long ass one. It would be a really cool like if you wanted to do. Reds would be fun for the research and the dialogue about making the movie. Also just like, Hackman and it and stuff. Like, yeah, I mean, I think it would be fun to do the two cassettes. Like the movies that are like used to be in two cassettes when you would rent them from the video store. And it would be fun to do like that. Prince of the city was like that. Well, could it just be four movies that have red in it? Red dawn, red October, reds and then a fourth red. Red eye. Christoph, Prisch Lasky's three colors red. Yeah, anything with red. All right. I grabbed it. Jake Curly, this is good. Watch the good files last night. Notice, Polly is two completely different people before and after Henry gets pinched as a kid. Goes from barely audible Grim Reaper mob boss to gregarious wise guy yelling down the steps. You popped your cherry! It's as if they totally rewrote his character mid-movie. No hence the new category. The Polly award for the writers definitely rewrote this character in the middle of the filming. The whole thing is it's Henry's perception of Polly changes. It's not Polly changing. I agree. I was trying to think of other examples of a character getting rewritten. But I don't think it's that. That's way more on TV. Yeah. But like no question. Like especially with like the big prestige shows. Yeah, we're just like you can tell like oh all of a sudden. I mean, this is more of like a continuation of the character. But for instance like Jesse Pinkman Legendarily was not supposed to make it that far and breaking bad. Yeah. And I think they re- Like continue to iterate his character. I don't know if you have a stranger things. Example you want to give us. The 12 hours. The character. I mean, my a hawk was like a good well-written character for that first season. She was in and then they kind of just like reduced her to saying punchlines or just explaining what the hell was going on. Yeah. She just became like the uh, he's right behind me. Is any person for like the last two seasons? Did she help bring down Velcro? Factor. They all did all 12 of them. Yeah. Bo Pollock from Albany. Phil Crow. We have two bows. Bob Pollock. Oh, okay. As the credits roll in the classic film. You guys roll beneath. Yeah, that is weird. As the credits begin to roll in the classic film Roadhouse. Dalton Sprint's naked across the lawn and dives into the pond with an also naked Kelly Lynch. Yeah. I've seen Roadhouse a million times. We're only recently noticed the third person sitting in the grass. The dog is skinny. Depec. Sure. After rewinding and slowing down the replay several times, my best guess is it's Jeff Healey from the double-duse band, The Blind Musician. Oh, if this is true, what level of awkward and inappropriate and sane is it that Dalton and Doc are not just nude, but clearly about to have sex in front of a blind man sitting on the shore? Where's this record? Add a nower. What the hell? Miter details. So do you think that that scene is from like the middle of the movie and they just cut it and repurposed it as like a credit sequence? We're going to have to for social media go find the end of that clip and cut it over with this. That's the fucking funniest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, because like you could make the argument that with the skinny dip, it's like it's not going to make a difference to this guy. Yeah, but I mean his ears still work. She's like, she's like, he's right there. It's like he's fine. He can't see. What a pola. What a, what a, but he's pretty good. TJ Zerbonia writes in the morning after the crazy hangover night, they go to the best little chapel and they meet Eddie. Before they leave, he says, stew order the dog's package and brings out multiple boxes or merchandise brand new with their wedding pictures. In what world am I supposed to believe Eddie has access to a print fulfillment merchandise center that could fill in order that fast? They get married at 3 a.m. They're back 2 p.m. latest. There's no way I'd be ready to pick up. Even if Eddie does all his printing in-house, there's still no way to have all that merchandise done that quick. And if you do it yourself, why would a wedding chapel have the world's quickest fulfillment center sitting in the back? It would be way more profitable to marry and drunk people. Made me think, do we need a category and pick a nits called the mega nip pick? Like a nip pick that just is almost like the one that the category. Yeah, it's like such a nip pick. Yeah, it almost has to be addressed. Yeah, the mega net. Sure, the mega net. This is pretty good. How does he get all those photos ready in 7 hours? Yeah, it's a great call. I mean, there's other problems with that movie, including how did they get a tiger into the room and yeah, how did they get the tiger away from my Tyson's house and how did all this stuff happen in 5 hours? And also like just like Justin Barthard being on the world. Yeah, then I realized he was on the roof. Yeah, it was just the security door would have been. There's a lot of nip picks in this movie, but I thought that was pretty good. Mac, good work guys, he says, listen almost every show. Bill's lying about the worst position to scub your wife cheating in almost cause a 10 car pile up for me. I've seen a heap of movies that were I would not have watched because of the show. Was that maternal affairs? What was that from? Was it like doggy style? No, but what was the movie we were talking about that you broke that out? Body double. He walked in on the girl riding some of the guys that's better. And I was like easily I thought I said doggy style would probably be worse. I think that's me. I'm number two. Doggy style, but the guy's wearing a t-shirt. And if I didn't, that's I'd like to say it now. Cause I was thinking about like Billy Bob always wears a t-shirt landing. He's 70. Yeah. Well, Mac wants to suggest a new category called door flurs door for me and I run. Nameed after the scene where Marvin lays jack out with the driver's door, the category is on a scale of one to 10. How much would that stunt punch kick whatever have hurt in real life? He thinks door flurs door is a nine. I thought this was great. Any bar fight scene in a movie would just be guys dying on the floor. We could do like which stunts would kill you. The amount of times guys get hit with chairs or bar stools or like flat fall through tables and they get like glassed. Well, even Beverly Hills cop they throw axles through the window. Yeah. Visiting Victor Madelin. There's a lot of people going through walls. That would be putting you in the hospital. I actually, I don't even know. I mean, I would have to see if jack has done this. I just getting thrown through a window seems like the fucking worst thing in the whole world. Yeah. Cause then you just also lay it down a pile of glass. I like this as a flex. I think the the daughter and hereditary is probably a 15 out of 10 for the capitation. That's probably the highest ceiling. But that actually you do die. He does get injured. You have to be somebody who lives. It's got to be like you get like hit with a car door and then you're like, Oh my jaw. So she left her at good point. She'd never had anymore. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Door flush door is good though. Reggie Hammond too with Luther. When he slams the door and the Luther's Luther's running. Luther. It's like whenever there's a movie where like a guy gets hidden in the back of the head with like a frying pan. You're like that guy might die. Yeah. You can't start everything. Everything that the guys go through and home alone. Oh my god. The paint cans swing it down. Yeah. The bricks. Daybrown Big Fans since 2017. Recently watched Denny Thieves for the redot. Said we discussed the lady eating the days old Chinese food saying it's not that bad. I'm pretty sure that lady was in the London at the bar at the end of the movie. My takeaway is she was on ice cubes crew. Ice cube juniors crew. And that's how we knew she wrote her Chinese that day and was involved in the escape. Oh, interesting. I'm my next free watch after. I think he's probably right. I think there's a bunch of like. That's a good guy. Yeah. Yeah. Justin from DC, huge fan of the ringer in the rewatch was since its inception. He has some categories for us, including the Ben Affleck. What the fuck was I thinking word for the actor actress that retroactive regretted signing on for the movie you're watching? Like Ben and Jigley and Glee Bruce Willis and Colour Knight. The problem is we don't do a lot of these movies. Yeah. I like the spirit of it. He wants us to just really do the Hans Gruber scale for every bad guy, which we've done in multiple ones. So this is just how I do this like paycheck movie. Essentially, this is like, I think it would be more just like huge mistake. You know, like, like I took me a while to shoot that one off. Yeah. Well, the Hans Gruber scale we should just do. I don't know. Anytime there's a villain, Hans is a 10. The Tom Cruise Award, did this movie need a running scene? And it feels like a reach. The Chris Coffle in award named after Blake Lavin the town for would you throw it all away for this woman? He lists Angelina Joey, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Margot Robbie, Wolf Wall Street, Nealong and the best man. And then C.R. I would have Edie Falco on a cop land. And Ashley Jodin, he and Ashley Jodin, he the Chris Coffle in award. Who should that award be named after? I like the idea of I would throw my life away for this award for this lady award. The Edie Falco is probably the funniest. I just think it's like a deep pole. Blake Lavin is good though. I still remember coming out of the cop land rewatchables and just be like, that was our best episode ever. You guys are just like, we're all right. It's you. God. The Chris Coffle in award. Yeah. Me look who innocent for getting Sarah Marshall be mine. That's a great one. She was so, so great. But the thing is that I just want to say there's gotta be an issue. She's dangerous. Yeah. Okay. It's gotta be like your life. Like we're back at the more nae risky business stuff. Yeah. It's a huge mistake. You know it. Okay. But like any Falco chain smoking with explosives in a duffle bag, but you're like, whatever you want to do next. It's a good one. Or Linda Fioran Tino and after hours. This was not a yes. Come on. Yeah. We'll come up with the right version. But we're adding some sort of a throw your little. At least you have a candor as the ex-Mokina robot. This is BCR's favorite emails from Z. I'm gonna guess that's not his real name. Zed is dead. I work in the set decoration department. And given the nature of my job, I've been thinking of the Leon Vitale most fucked up day on set award, named after Stanley Kubrick's longtime personal assistant. The category could have simple answers based on what we know from the press. Like Shelley DeVal doing a million takes in the shining. But I would also ask deeper questions. Like who had to chase down and throwback Tom Cruise's terrible pitches in a few good men? What poor dancing coach had to work with Pacino doing the tango instead of women. And most important, who had to keep cleaning mixes load off Jody Fattasters. It sounds a little lamps. I think Jody Foss are at the worst day. It would be a category that gives a quick salute to the presumed PA customer propers and so on that to keep on trucking through a tough one. Where's the answer is really good. Where's the answer I think is good. I don't the Leon Vitale. I don't know if that's too deep cut. Maybe the sounds of the lambs production through the number. But they're like there with that. The guy in seven who had to work with the. The boss. Oh, yeah. New category from Darren. Vincent Hannah, which actor's performance is better explained by the character being high and cocaine the entire movie. And he suggests Doc Brown and back to the future. Jake Hissimman's Whiplash Tom Cruise in Magnolia. Dana DeLonso, there will be blood. And then he said John Hurd and Big. This guy was a little too amped up for those sales meetings. Speaking for 50k a year for churning out some useless product design. Of course he was doing blow. Why was the Tom Hicks put in the room and offered some at one point. I mean, it's another heat category. It's also funny if you just apply that to people that they're clearly not on cooking. Better than coffee. So I'm going to skip a couple here. Ah, this one's pretty funny though. Phil Upstampford said in 2010 he was dating a girl. It's strong feelings on moral righteousness. He didn't work out. One of the reasons it didn't work out was she was trying to rent the devil's product on her. A cable bundle of VOD service. And next then they ordered the porn parody. The devil was not a. Did you watch it? No, she got upset that he got upset and ended up breaking up. And he's not married to anywhere. He just wanted to be married. They were married? No, they were dating. They got broke. They broke up because of that fight. It was one of the reasons it seems. Because you wanted to see what the devil was. He thought it was hilarious that she rented devil's not it. I didn't think it was funny at all. I see. Wow. I realized they weren't it. Yeah, sounds like this for the best. 15 years later, he's still. I feel like there's more of that story. Yeah. She probably came home and he was watching it. This is great from Andre B. He is a suggestion for canceled month on the show because we talked about canceled month. He said ricochet. Here's my five word Wikipedia summary. Densel wash to get his unconsented B.D. That actually is the plot of ricochet. Yeah, they frame him. And then he said he thinks ricochet was ghost directed by Brian De Palma. Oh. The Brennan O'Kelly wants creature feature month with Anaconda, tremors, Lake Placid and Gremlins. I'd be proud. Travis Swerger wants us to rename the hottest take and take you off the hook, reminding us that fantasy once had the take that Tracy Lords could have been ginger and casino. He's crazy. That was a hot heart take. Which was a former porn star. It's a former porn star. That's pretty good. I gotta say I like Sean's take there. I forgot about that. That casino pod. I like that take too. Yeah, that was good. But then he said bad accents come up on several episodes. Why haven't you ever added the Kevin Costner in 13 days terrible accent award? Why haven't why don't we have a bad accent award? We never had one, right? No. You do the sometimes we'll do the bad boss. You've done the bad boss. Yeah. But not if it's Boston. We'll talk about it. But generally speaking. So this is named after Costner, right? He's had the most bad accents in movies. Or would you have somebody else? I assume he's referring to JFK, right? Well, Robin Hood, he gave up. Right. After like two seasons. 13 days really terrible. I don't know what he was doing like some sort of JFK accent. Yeah, all these movies are rewatchable. Right. Yeah. 13 days isn't. Yeah. And then he said Nicholas Cage and Captain Correlli's Mandolin. This is Apex Mountain for that accents. Craig, you'll like this. This is from NAS and AS. I'm sure that's not his real name. The Kate Beckinsel award for this movie is only good because she's hot. Serendipity is a great film. It only works because she's attractive. Sure. Put a less attractive actress in there. And I think we're talking about the movie 24 years later. Do some movies only work because the actor actress is hot. This is obviously species. It's the number one for the actress. Species, the touch and origin species. Ultimate example. Yeah. Movie fails. She's basically taking a three-win team that's last in DVOA, taking them to the playoffs. Yeah. They got like 11 and six somehow. 100%. I'm trying to think of other examples. Would you say can't hardly wait? Is like that? Jennifer, live, you it? No, I think that's a pretty solid. Like I think you could have got away with that. A couple of different people in there. Yeah. What else? Kate Beckinsel is a good one. Yeah. Last fake category award from Chad and Washington wants the Diane Keaton K. Adams award for best actor actress in a poorly written character role. Which was always my take from that. It was so flawed. For example, the award could go to Natalie Portman and the Star Wars prequel is for Padme. Padme Padme, I'm a Della. Yeah, I'm a Della. I do like the concept of great actor actress terrible role. Can you think of any other examples? I mean, Ke is not a bad role. But can you think of any other examples of a... He goes away for five years and comes back and she leaves an entire grade of kids. I know. We've got to get to the car with them. But I think so much of this is based on the street. Hating her hair. Well, the hair and Godfather 3 was the bad hair. But I think it almost is like retroactively affected your appreciation to the character. Is it bad acting or you just hate the way they wrote the character? I just thought they mangled the character. It's a bad character. You disagree still. The K is a bad character? No, K is... I just don't think it's a well-written character. But it's supposed to be his like one beacon of a life outside the Corleone family. Is this Waspie woman from Connecticut or whatever? You're just like Diane Keaton and I do too. And that's fine. We all wanted to see my K Adams as a good character. Gets better in Godfather 2. Yes. Godfather 1, train wreck. Is her name K Adams? Is it? Or did we just keep saying... Did you say K Adams? She's K Corleone. What was... Well, I made it in... I highly doubt it's K Adams. You could go... I can't say. I don't think K Adams's name is K Adams. I think that's a stage name. Is it from the sports media personality? Yeah. K Adams... Was it her last name Corleone? Her name is K Adams. And then we got Father. Yes. K Adams. But do you think K Adams... Her is a stage name? For Michael Corleone. Absolutely not. What compete has her name as K Adams? That sports personality? Okay. You think that's a stage name? That's a real claim. We're gonna add some heat questions. David, why... This is always bugged me. Was Neil Lake, K-Wangro? Michael has never met you, but it'll pick you up. The giant truck outside the foodstay at five minutes for the heist. Such a careful crew seems ridiculous. We learned later that Nate vouched for Wangro. Neil never spoke to him. How they communicate the details of the plan of Wangro. Would Wangro have shot the guard if he'd actually gotten that refill? Maybe he was dehydrated. John and New Hampshire, same thing. Small, important pop point. This is my favorite movie, blah, blah, blah. After reading all the backstory, Neil and the novel and how careful and methodically was, how did they hire Wangro? God, they'd never met before, little and work served times with. They don't mean ahead of venom. They don't rehearse them. I don't buy it. It's so out of character for Neil. Makes no sense. What's the sports equivalent an athlete that makes a nice, related decision that Dominoes into their eventual downfall for me, the action is the juice. This is... I think I do have this, which is Nico Harris and only make one phone call about Luca. And it's like, he's got to keep it tight. He doesn't want any leaks. He doesn't want this to get out. So he only calls Polinka. This is the same thing as Neil being like, I don't want anyone to know about this heist, about this score. So I can't even meet this guy. He's just, Michael's going to pick him up in a truck. So Anthony Davis is Wangro. Yeah. Wangro immediately falls apart. Yeah. Yeah. And also let's be honest, Neil's personnel management, I mean, he's picking up his getaway driver the morning of the heist. Yeah. He's picking a guy out from behind the line at a diner. I'm starting to wonder if Neil had some holes in his game. Sure. So I'm saying. So I'm saying, if the heat's there in 30 seconds, she got to run and then he's saving Bacoma but he's running away from the girl that he's and also like he's going walking into an airport hotel to kill Wangro, but the heat's there. Yeah, it's like he's supposed to be a more than a heat. Well, he could have called Nate from Tahiti and been like, I'm going to put on $100,000 on Wangro's head. Yeah. But he wanted the feeling of it. I love that you guys talk about this movie like these people, your friends. I can't believe you. I like the names that you throw out. I'm like, wait, who's who now? It's unbelievable. Well, this is the last email from Austin. Highest take. Sherido is the villain of heat, not Wangro. Morally ambiguous Wangro makes a case form. Swastikittatu, just the product of being a white guy doing time in California. Real definitely. That's fair. The team betrays Wangro not vice versa. All the fucked up shit Wangro does is that desperation knows that he's being hunted. I had to get it on. When I first saw the movie, I definitely thought that guard was trying to make a move. Wangro made the play he thought was needed at the time. Flips it around. Sherido's workplace bullying before the heist. Did we exactly help him stay cool? Trying to win them and piss them off after a high stress instant, not exactly good guy behavior. Sherido's an instigator. Sherido uses a child as a human shield. His use of the word slick gets the team busted. Action is the juice, preferring murder and mayhem to wife and plenty of money shows to be a deranged psychotic. Wangro spends the movie trying to escape. Sherido only wants blood. Think about it. Honestly, pretty good. Pretty good. Some holes in that theory, but like you could make the argument that Sherido really does kill. He's also a real killer. He's also a serial killer. All the sides of serial killer. Yeah. That's where the argument falls apart. I do like that Sherido. Maybe not a good guy. Yeah. Sherido. The child as a human shield. Sherido is supposed to be seen as like a great guy. Well, why do I like him so much? Because he has the coolest lines and like is like the one who seems the most like emotionally committed to being a bank robber. He loves the marriage of the game. I think child as a human shield is a deal breaker for me with my scarter. I'll also say that you could read heat as Neil is the problem because Neil is the one who's like, I'm out. I'm doing one more score. He's also the guy who's pushing them hard to keep doing scores. Yeah. To rack up his bank role. To get out when they're all like, I'm fine just like every six weeks or so. We do a different kind of deal. Like it's like keep it. Keep the pace nice and slow. If Sherido says, no, let's not take this down. Does Neil just walk away? No, I think Neil does it either way. Just gets a new career. Yeah. Where does he get a new crew? The fucking diner apparently. Just like that guy. Right. Right. From Juvie. Yeah. That's it for rewatchables. I have a new category. I want to suggest. Oh, let's hear. All right. It is the Stanley Tucci in Conclave Award for the actor that takes you out of the movie. Stanley Tucci. That's really good. Conclave. Completely. Why? So we had a version of this with the Lena Dunham Spawn Ranch, but I think this is better. This is better because this yours was most jarring. Jarring casting. This is like, this is more like I can't focus every time I see this person. I just I don't buy them as a cardinal. I'm like, I watch this guy make carbonara on Instagram and I just can't. I can't see him as a cardinal in the Vatican. It's just I'm like, that's Stanley Tucci's work. You want to see competing with Merrill Streep for the top title of the fashion. Like you can definitely overcast a movie. Like I even like me look Kunis in the new knives out. I'm like, that's me look Kunis. Right. What are we doing here? You drew this? I'm not about Tucci, but there are movies where I'm like, there's one too many guys in this. Like you didn't need somebody this sort of notable to be a minor character. Yes, because I'm like, that's a very famous person who was online constantly. I don't buy it. Do you think being online constantly is eventually a deal breaker for seeing somebody move it? For being a cardinal? Well, I feel that way about if like that guy from what's the like live with Justin Baldone movie, what was I called? It ends with us. It ends with us. If I see that guy in any other movie, I'd be like, hey, the Blake Lava elosso guy. Yeah. He can't be a lawyer. Yeah. Like he actually probably should sue. Yeah. Because I won't be able to kind of emerge from that when I see him. Yeah, you can have too big of an online presence. It's why like, you know, I'm a stone in Jennifer Lawrence and Leo. None of those people do that. Because then you can believe them in a movie you're watching. See, there are sometimes though that I think it works like, did you see Civil War? No. Okay. Well, there's Jesse Plemons and Civil War. It almost takes you out of it, but he's so good that it makes the scene even more significant. I understand that where you're like, oh, wow. If an actor of this level's in the scene, it elevates the movie. Yeah. So there is a fine line. What about when it's like Matt Damon in the last 20 minutes of interstellar? It's longer than that. I mean, he's like the second half of the movie. Yeah. That's fine with me. I know some people who are distracted by that. Yeah, but I do believe that's a real thing. You're like, oh, this is just like a very famous person like in a costume right now. I feel that way a little bit about Hank. The reverse feeling is when you go to a movie and you think somebody is going to be a major starting to get killed early in the movie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who was Sean Bean Award? Didn't that used to be an award? The Sean Bean. I can't believe you're tied to earlier. Did you make it now? Right. We might have been an earlier word. Yeah. I'm actually rewatching Game of Thrones in the sauna. It's great. Having a great time. Are you preparing for night of the Seven Kingdoms? Or you're just rewatching Game of Thrones in the fun? No, it's just like it's going to be back with the gang. How long can I pad last in the sauna? No, I put it outside. I put it outside the door in a chair. And on some titles or what? No, I just play really loudly. Through the door? Yeah. That's exactly how Benny- Is it a waste of time? No, because it's outside. It's an infrared sauna. Okay. Wow. It's great. It can last like about 25, 30 minutes. So watching Game of Thrones, it's great because it's so hot that everything's going so slow because you're just thinking about how you might be dying. Yeah. So you can actually listen to dialogue. So I actually feel like I know the character. So you're getting into it this time? Yeah, I'm like, oh, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, hey. Of course. You're Robert Baratheon. Oh, yeah. Are you going to remix some of those categories now? Yeah, I'm going to probably, there's a couple that probably need to go, right? Yeah, from last year that I think. But are most of these going to be added as possible flexes? Yeah. Well, I think the two that I think we have to add are the watch party one and the the 100 minutes one. And also the like the Horobect scale. We have to add the like anti life lesson. We're telling life and those three that go in and then I think we have some more flexes. The other thing we really need, people could suggest is more people to do impressions of for the Wayne Jenkins spot. We need a new batch new batch of blood. Well, maybe we almost take it away and let it organically repopulate. You know, because we had like, Romo and Collins worth and Wayne and like a couple of guys, they were just like, they were our friends, you know? And now it's like, we just need to re-recept the cabinet. Definitely don't want to get rid of any time soon because I've been workshopping some or laugh scheme, Riddick doing a scene of whatever movie we would do. Just talking for two minutes straight. A neph one. Here's the thing about Brad Pitt the way he's driving. I want you to watch him go around the corners. It kind of torqued that this guy could get. Why do you see money easy with? With the air left, you're really just. I'm not. I love. Did you watch that game? Or you were traveling that way? I was traveling. I didn't watch that game. I did. You were upset by their talking. I don't like three man boosts. No, I'm terrible. I've been on that corner for a long time. Are you Scott Hansen people? You guys like Scott Hansen? Do you watch Red Zone? I do. But you don't watch it. You don't like him. I don't put the audio on it. I'm turning on Hansen. Are you? He's trying too hard. Once I saw the behind the scenes, when it's just like him, like the guy in the Truman Show, like hovering over people's shoulders, screaming into their ears, like, you know, walking around looking at 10 TVs, he tries really hard when he should just let the announcers of the actual gain that they're cutting to take over. I couldn't agree more. I'm trying to remember. I recently was just, you know, he's trying to come in with like a pun. Are you into how you feel about Brady? It's been a rough time. Really? Okay. Brady and St. Barrett's with the cell phone. No, I just mean like, with the house on Alex or oh, I just met like Brady as a super boss as a color guy. Better. It's fine. I just think like Trico and Collins were so good on Sunday night. Come on, Brady is not good. Trico is incredible. You and then Buck and Ackman, same thing. And then you watch these other teams and you can't. You're like, whoa, yeah, we really dropped off here. I could talk about this all day. All right, rewatchables. We'll come back with a movie next week. This was fun. Thanks for doing this. Chris Ryan. Craig Kohl, back also. Producer, thanks to Gaha and Eduardo as well. Anyone else who want to thank? I think that's it. All right, that's good. See you next week in the rewatch.