#246 - We GAMBLED on the Podcast!

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I'm really glad that dude has decided to start showing his eye balls. His eye balls. Because this would literally just be me. Just you looking at like a dude's torso and gambling. I like doing little side antics with you while Swagger talks about things and Blarg talk about things sometimes. Yeah, I don't know if you guys. Yeah, that's awesome, man. I love that you have to do it. Well, no, you guys will be on like a, you know, a rant about something and McNasty are just kind of like stimming. It's great. Oh yeah, by the way, viewers, for those that might not be the most observant. Swagger souls are co-host. He is not here. He is in fact in Colorado at a baby no money show, which is, I don't really know what the lore is there. I don't know why Colorado specifically. I didn't even know it was out of town until like literally like right before the podcast. That's crazy because like last podcast at the end, he literally said, I'm not going to be here. You have to understand that I don't remember certain things at all. No, no, don't say any certain things. Just say nothing. You remember nothing. I have no memory. Okay. I have ADHD and it affects your memory. Unfortunately, I wish that I didn't have that. I wish that I had a normal brain to the point where those like that didn't affect me. And I could just remember everything I'm told. But sorry, is he still talking this fucker up here? Is he still going? I have a lot of good brain. No, no, I'm watching you get ships out of the cage. I have a lot of good brain. Yeah. Is he still talking? I really don't care. I really don't care. I really don't care. I don't care. Hey, you. Cheers. You want to do a something? Yeah, you do a solo. That might be soup. Soup might be here. Just kidding. He's pointing at me. All right. Sorry, monkey man pointed at me. Go ahead. Do your solo podcast, McNasty. What is your favorite color of yours? You know, I actually just got green. I actually just talked about. Oh shit. All right. He's doing swaggers bit. Game. We're going to go to my bar. Dot com slash. I can't remember our link for the dick of me. I don't know what I did with my. I don't remember. It's in the description. It's yeah. Everything's in the description. Also while you're at it. What is that? Bumbob cologne. Oh, is that our competitor? Just imagine. Imagine this is a cheeky bar. SpongeBob cologne. Hold on. I gotta turn that. Everyone's yelling. I mean, the casino. Patrick one, too. I don't know where it's at though. I was at the casino last night. I mean, I believe all of that. Yeah. No, nobody is not even like a little bit shocked. I'm surprised. What else? Oh, yeah. While you're at it, go to gamersubs.gg. You just go to the number set up. All right. We got all that. All of the structure of the podcast just falls when swagger is not here. Yeah. It's just completely reverse backed. So. So I love soap. Dude, soap is so good. We your favorite color. Yeah. I talked about that. My next video that I'm making. This is my favorite color. Fun fact. No, it's about, well, questions you never really thought to ask. I compiled a bunch of shit of like things you kind of wonder for a second. And then you just never really think about ever again or stuff that never even like crosses your mind. Like basic shit like, well, for example, like why do people have favorite colors? Or like, why do we not all want the exact same type of food? Or why is the moon bigger some days and smaller others? Well, it appears that way. How does satellites work? Why does hot and cold water sound different? Shit like that. That's like stuff you think about right before bed and you just like keeps you up for like an extra hour. Yeah. Those are like. I'm gonna look at it. I'm gonna go to sleep. Dude, I've literally just been like compiling them over the last like three, four months. I just trying to find as much shit as I can. That's just yeah, just weird stuff you don't really think of. And then look into it and get a little get a little autistic about it. The amount of people that have like left their little fucking dungeons and talked about like the moon and shit over the past like a couple weeks because the Artemis thing. Holy shit. That's awesome. It's a great thing. Oh, it's fantastic. It's fantastic. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. They're like. What do you mean? They're like why are Artemis going this way instead of straight towards the moon? Oh, you mean that? That's not fake. Like people like. Oh, you mean people like moon deniers and shit. Yeah, those guys are actual fucking idiots. It's like how do you. How do you go about life? Just having that and like I'm dumb. I'm a dumb guy. I'm fat too. So I'm fat and I got I got a double deuce double down the American dream. I'm kind of have a little bit of down syndrome too. So why the fuck? I keep out of the fuck this fucking goddamn auto focus bullshit. We're going to focus on my face. Hello. I think brother might be fat. I don't know. So pressed him. Yeah, are you feeling extra large today? You feeling like today? Yeah, are you feeling quite shuddish? I had talked about chicken, bacon, ranch. Chalupas yesterday. So we had like a we had like a 30 minute text conversation about Mountain Dew. It was a very chud conversation. Oh man, because we both love Mountain Dew, but we're on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to wheat. And the weirdest part about it is I'm the one that drinks zero sugar. He's the one that drinks full sugar. Give me the full unleaded like ass backwards. I think well, I think it just goes to show that you can kind of eat and drink whatever you want as long as the rest of what you do is as long as it's like an 80 20, which I mean, I'm sure you're at now. I spent a lot of years being 100 zero. Yeah, see, that was more of the problem. Yeah. Dude, that's like such a big thing. So many people don't under is like even when I was a fucking like 15 and shit, you always hear people who are like, oh, eating like, you know, you can't just eat whatever when you're 30, like it'll catch up to you. Your metabolism doesn't slow down to your like fucking 60 years old. What people don't understand is that like you haven't just randomly gained 20 pounds in a year. You gained like 40 pounds every year for the last decade because you eat slop. And then you just finally noticed your. Yeah, exactly. You're like one day go to put shorts on that fit last summer and you're like, you know what? Like it's not like your metabolism slowed down, bro. You just it just caught up to you. Like you did that. That wasn't your anything happening. Yeah, screen. Sorry. I had to go on a side right there. I gotta I be seeing too much. Dude, I actually just had to remove Twitter because of like the Artemis shit. And then the whole like, oh, yeah, right now there's just this fucking crazy push for like. I saw a saying like I'm dumb. Like I'm not the smartest motherfucker on the planet, but it is mind blowing how people just like they have this little thing in their pocket. They have infinite amounts of information to look up and they just don't utilize it. But they're like on Twitter. Yeah. Why did you go this way? The moon over there. Well, it's just annoying because they they ask this question on Twitter and then they don't actually ask it to like where they should where they would get a real answer. And like I listen, I'm always on the side of being, you know, being a skeptic of things. I think it's important to have critical thought. I think that's that's obviously really important. But like, do you know how difficult it would be for like fake moon landings to be hidden? Like, do you know how fucking hard that would be to hide? There was countries that were literally like about to fucking blow each other up with nukes. Why would they back each other up? Like why would they be like, okay, we might nuke each other, but let's all agree to tell Americans that the moon landing was real. Let's all agree on that. Okay. Like why are you doing that? Nothing else but that. I don't know. I really don't know where the thought comes from. Like the only thing I could see is like maybe potentially making people more inclined to pay higher taxes because they think like, oh, this money's going to NASA. It's going to, you know, explore space because people obviously just naturally are fascinated with space. I don't know. Maybe maybe it's like 100 billion Israel. It's like, okay, well, that's fine. Yeah. That's exactly like there's if that's your thought process and there's like a million other places we could go with this, right? So it's just weird. I just don't really get any of it. I feel like a big thing when it comes to like conspiracy theories is they, I feel like it's like they don't really have much going on in their own life to where they feel like they need to be part of something bigger. Yeah. Like if I like a retard echo chamber. Exactly. It's like if I'm in this category where I believe that, you know, so and so conspiracy happened, then, you know, I, and then it comes out that the conspiracy was real. Maybe they go, oh, I'm, you know, I believed it the whole time. It's like wanting to be like, like, like being a fan of a band before they blow up, like I'm sure like early sleep token, like listeners are probably like, oh yeah, I liked them when they were, you know, only a month old. I mean, bro, I literally, I listen, I'm on their EP and now I don't like them. I did the opposite. Yeah, that usually happens a lot. But I feel like people just want to have that like inclusivity where they're like, you know, I was part of something that that was a huge thing. And the weird thing too is about it is like, even if tomorrow there, a government came in and said, you know, yeah, fuck you, the moon's fake, the sky's fake, it's all water. There's no universe. We're just the earth. Like we control everything. What does that change? You're still going to go to work. You're still going to pay taxes. Yeah, you still, you still, you know, I don't know. Like fuck you government. You're still going to do the same shit live the same kind of life. Yeah, that's your life actually not at all, whether we went there or not. It actually changes nothing. Yeah, it doesn't. Yeah. Like if you, if you believe the conspiracy that directly affected you as a person, and then if that came out, you could make like a life change because of that conspiracy being proven. Then I understand, but that's not really how conspiracies work. Most of them are just like random, like low end. Well, I mean, I feel like a lot of them are at the source. A lot of them come from somebody who is trying to sell something in a sense. Like whether that be information or an actual genuine way to monetize a belief like flat earth makes tons of money for a lot of people like these conferences and like all the things that like selling fake textbook and all these things like related to two videos. Yeah, it makes a shit ton of money. So there is that. And I think at the heart of every like why it's so easy to become like warped into believing them is because at every good, you know, conspiracy theory, there is a hint of truth somewhere in there that people will be able to all agree on like scientists will be able to agree on certain things like like for example, like COVID, the vaccine. Not to get that because that's obviously a touchy subject still because it was pretty recent. But there was a lot of issues with vaccines in the past and people would take that and therefore rule out every other vaccine or every other thing related to vaccines because there was a hint of truth to it in the past. So I feel like most good conspiracy theories are, you know, based off of shit like that. Yeah, there are definitely more believable ones. I I feel like I'm always kind of like more able to believe the ones that are centralized around like the government doing fucked up shit so they have a reason to like go to war or whatever. Oh yeah, absolutely. I mean, half those ones end up being public. It makes sense. Like there's a reason why they would do that. So like, but it's like, what do they get out of saying that the fucking, you know, the moon is fake or the whatever is. Yeah, I don't know. Sky is made out of water. Earth is flat and there's an ice wall. They don't have any benefit to like doing that. It's like it is. I got I got into the the hollow earth, the little rabbit hole for one of my other videos and that that is a crazy one. The people that believe in hollow earth, they think just like Obama goes there in the summer. Yeah. Like hangs out in the center of it. And it's like, dude, like, what are we talking about anymore? Like the elites just go to the center of the earth. Like what? It's so crazy. Yeah, I have. I have no idea. And even if they do, what does that change? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Oh, I want to go the fuck. Just I mean, maybe that's it. Maybe they want to go see the hollow earth. But I feel like it's a big, a big Dunning Kruger effect. I mean, when somebody can't like, like we all have no idea what we're talking about. Hence why we listen to experts who do know what they're talking about. Right. You will never hear somebody who believes that the earth is flat. You will never hear them say they have no idea what they're talking about because they genuinely believe they're at a level of intelligence that is above their peers and they are. They say such confidence. They say stuff with such confidence. Yeah, they know stuff that you don't know because you're not smart enough. Like that's the vibe they come off. They learn enough to be like a pseudo expert on the topic. Like basically what I would do for my other channel where I become a pseudo expert. Like I know enough where I could carry a conversation for five minutes and nothing more. Like nothing past that. And then, you know, once you get past that wall where you realize like you learn enough to know that you don't know fucking anything at all. And that's where most people sit with things. But it feels like a lot of them never get past that initial wall of feeling like they understand a topic. It's super weird. I don't know. It is very weird. It's interesting psychology, but also like kind of sad and scary. I feel like it's really just like an indicator of like IQ. I don't think it is because like I think you, like I genuinely don't think these people are dumb. I think that they. I feel like a lot of them are dumb though. I feel like they choose to be ignorant when they don't have to. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure there is, but there's also, you know, there's just a general percentage of the population that's dumb. You're going to get that everywhere. Right. But what's crazy is there's a lot of people who are dumb who don't believe in weird dumb shit like that. They're just like, yeah, absolutely. They're sitting on my fucking pool or channel. Yeah, I can't be fucked. The reason I feel like it's an indicator to IQ is because it's like people who want to start appearing smart, but they just go out of the wrong way. And they just like confidently say the wrong shit, even though it like sounds right because they just yank to the fucking talking points of somebody else. Yeah. And also like rage baiting on Twitter is like at an all time high. Yeah. Well, because you can make money on it. It's not that. It's purposely wrong and they don't give a fuck. They know they're wrong. You know. So. Yeah. I saw it post the other day and it was a picture. It was a picture of Trump and it said 46 or 47 president. And it said zero controversy. This is zero problem. So I was like, hold up. This is like the man known for controversy. Like it's very clearly rage bait. It's like, okay. Well, yeah, I mean that you make money off rage bait now. Yeah, it's just the problem with Twitter is it's just so. I'm just kind of rad. Yeah, it's just it's I mean, it's kind of hilarious being able to rage bait somebody and then get a paycheck for like, I can't even blame him. If I can do that without like, yeah. If I could do that without completely selling out my beliefs, I absolutely would. Because like nobody nobody cares about left wing grifters. They're fucking they're boring and not profitable at all. Can you even right wing once? You can look at like I dobs he grifted left and lost everything. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess Hassan would be the closest thing to it. But I don't even I don't I wouldn't really call it grifter though. I feel like he's just always been. Yeah, I don't know. That's that's a whole nother. I was originally like super super. I wouldn't I wouldn't say I thought right. He was just very like, you know, I don't think he was anything. I think he was just kind of stupid. And then all of a sudden he's like super duper like liberal ideology. It's like me. I still think he's a good person. I don't know a problem, but I just like. Yeah, yeah. I just don't want anybody makes that anything like that. Their whole personality. I said, I just want to make you do some crazy shit, right? Why do I do? Why did I just do that? What did we not know? I drunkenly tell you something. What is bro? No, I don't know what bro knows. And I'm not going to say it in case bro didn't know. I just like that I'm able to say that to you now because yeah, we go friend and you guys fart around each other and do weird shit. We do fart. Yes. Yeah, you look at you literally very compatible. That's a good thing for compatibilities. Having somebody can fart around. You shoulded on your microphone in front of her. That's crazy. Yeah, bro. Some of her burps are in the background of some of the videos lately. That's wild. When she's over here. Yeah, she just see be burping, man. She pukes. So if you would not like her. Who wouldn't? So V. So V hates people that burp a lot. He hates burping. It's such a funny. It's such a funny tick. I hate me and my fucking good. Oh yeah, you wouldn't literally. McNasty, he would genuinely despise you. And I think that's what they're doing. It would make it worse to that I'm like big fat. Like fucking burpy ass, gassy. Yeah, like blow his fucking hair back with a burp type shit. Yeah. What about farts? I don't know. I've never just fucking. I need to test it. Yeah, just call so V up right now. Can fucking shit on the mic and see what he says about it. Dude, that dude is so fucking funny. Him and doci. They remind me so much of like where all of us were at in 2019, 2020, like in that era. They just fucking everything's so new and fresh and fun with YouTube for them. I love being around them. They are like two of the. Every time I've ever played with. They're amazing. I haven't played with so much, but every time I've played with doci, it's usually a good time. Dude, I love those guys. They are it's so I don't know. It's just so nice to be around. Like it I feel like it's actually like rejuvenated. I mean, I've always kind of, you know, been obsessed with our job. I love it. But I feel like there's a lot of people in our sphere that dude see you. He's right there. He punched you in the mouth. A lot of people are just kind of like I don't want to say like. Got tired of YouTube, but you kind of just forget you kind of forget that it's not just a job. Like it's it's a fucking wild ass career that we have that's like super lucky and just awesome to have. But I feel like a lot of people forget that. Yeah, exactly. And to them autopilot sometimes. Yeah, exactly. And to them it's still so new and fresh and you see that and you're like, damn, that like. I miss that. That is such a good reminder. Like the first year of like when we played siege and that feeling of like just like every day wanting to play and just like endless amounts of content. You're playing with people you've like never joked with before. So all your jokes and your like stories and your life experiences are all fresh to them. And it's like, yeah, that's that's kind of the downfall of like having a having a group that you've just known forever. It just yeah, you don't really get tired of each other. Well, I mean, you guys get tired of me because I'm retired sometimes. Well, yeah, hold on. Yeah, that's fine. Like you just run out of things to talk about because you've basically like talked about everything up until this point in your life. And unless you're consistently doing new stuff, like you just kind of run out of shit to talk about. Yeah, I mean, it's a double edged sword. I fucking I don't know. I feel like I'm way closer to you guys now as as friends. But yeah, it's definitely like way harder to make content than it was back in, you know, the good old days. We'd run siege and like, yeah, I'd be able to tell you like the story about my fucking autistic cousin eating pool liner. And that would be the first time you've heard that. And that would be the funniest thing in the world to you. But now you've heard that story like a thousand times and be like, ah, you know, whatever, it's not funny. Like it just makes it so much easier to like get jokes going. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was always nice to have a fresh face around. That's why like when no, I joined I enjoyed no, five companies. Dude, that guy is so fucking funny. So pricey doesn't do YouTube or anything. You just I did. Yeah, I didn't even I thought he was channel. I thought he did shit full time and then it's like, no, bro. He just he's just chilling. He used to be like, he would always have like, like viral tweets like back before like Twitter was like, yeah, like back then I would always see him on my timeline. And then eventually, I don't know how like swagger met him, but yeah, we just started playing with him and. He's funny. Yeah, dude, I don't know. It's always nice to mix it up. What's funny is like through YouTube, I've become so close with like, I guess no other way to phrase it other than the Vanoss crew. So many of them, but I think I've recorded with them like maybe 10 times. Was that a shit? No, it was my chair. Giant fart. Oh my god. Sounded like a tazer. Oh, boy. Yeah, I thought you just absolutely ripped. Look at the streamer. It's so funny how many times I've like hung out with them IRL, but have barely recorded and they are actually so fun to play with. We just played a game. I think it's called make a meme or some shit. And it just gives you like a meme template and you have to literally make a meme live and you get to read each other's memes. And those guys, dude, they're so fucking funny. It's it's there. I see why their careers have lasted like 15 years on this platform. Yeah, they've been around a long time. They're like some of them. Well, 95% of them aren't pedophiles, dude. It helps you last longer. Well, that helps. I yeah, it might even be a higher percentage. I think there's only been one so far. So I don't know how many. Account in the in that group as Vanos crew. Yeah, it's good to get a friend group where there's no real controversy. And the thing is, too, is another good thing is like, even if there is like bad blood somewhere, you know, deal with it behind closed doors, which is. It's good to have that within people. Did somebody just strangled your dog live on the podcast? She's whining. You should kill her with a gun. Do you have guns? Shoot a dart at her. You still have guns. I remember you had guns for a little while. Yeah, but I don't keep them off anymore. I have my AR over there. So the bag. You have an Arab over there? AR on a bag. Yeah, an Arab 15. You got an Arab in a bag. Arab number 15. Oh, I don't know if I can get an active. I don't know if I can show you guns on camera. On YouTube. I don't know. Swagger has, I think, but I don't know. Swagger doesn't have real guns. Oh, YouTube doesn't know that. Yeah, it was in fucking Australia. Dude, do I double down an eight on a five? What do you do? Do it anyway. On a five, you double down pretty much always. All right, well, I lost. I lost six. Just double down. Way to go, dude. Way to go, bro. Don't listen to the degenerate, dude. I was your gamba yesterday. It was very good. I watched a guy. I watched a guy have like $25 on a side bet, and he got a straight flush on Blackjack, and he made like $8,000 in front of me. Holy shit. On a side bet. So I fucking killed him, and I took it. As you should. Yeah, no, you should absolutely. Yeah, they recommend that. Yeah, no, the book says to do that. Yeah, the book doesn't say to kill the guy at the game. Yeah, you're talking about the book. Oh, the magazine doesn't even know about the book. No. Do you know about the book? I'm not sure the book is real. It's always talked about, but I've never seen it. No, I've never seen the book. Can you request the book? What is the book? So the book is just like this arbitrary, probably non-existent thing of just like, you ask the dealer essentially like, what the correct, based off, you know, math, what the correct thing to do in certain situations is. So like, so you- It's a book of probabilities. Yeah, say you have a nine. Do I double down on this? What's the book say? I remember. You know? Yeah. Yeah, it's just that. It's this arbitrary thing that probably doesn't exist at all. Yeah. Dude, I had this like, I had this crazy, like blonde racist woman sit down next to me yesterday. I might have been Dallas. It might have been Dallas. It might have been Dallas. She was pretty, but no, she, dude, she sat down and she started talking about how she does gambling for like a living. And she started giving me all these numbers. I like, dude, all you have to do is you make $300 a day. You go every day to the casino. I know it. I was like, dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Dude, it's crazy what people do to like, cope with their gambling addiction like, you have to justify it. I know, it's just $300 a day, bro. It's all you need. And then you make like $90 a year, bro. But you could also lose $90 a year. Yeah, you could lose a lot more than that. But she started being like, she's like, dude, the only game I can't stand playing is Baccarat. Because there's these smelly ass brown people over there. Oh my, whoa. She probably sat next to me one time and was over it. She's like, bro, they always got their feet out, but which is like fair. They do always have their feet out. I will give you that. Yeah, that's kind of violent. For some reason, Indians sit down and get their feet out at the bar. Yeah, I don't think they do that. That's not even racist. That's just a thing. I wonder what it is about the Indians where they always wear like flip flops. No matter what season it is. Why can't you just wear shoes? You're wearing jeans and flip flops. I saw a guy at the gym wearing, yeah, wearing no shoes at all. No shoes or socks. And it was the most vile thing I've ever seen. Weird. Yeah. No, I was just like, I was like, stop talking to me. What the fuck is wrong with you? Um, she's like, oh, she's like, all the Chinese ladies over there, they're trying to tell me what to do. She's like, oh, trust me, I lost 14,000 on, on Bakarat, you go banker. I'm like, you lost 14 grand. That's why I'm not listening to you. She was, she lost 14 grand and is telling you that she's a full-time gambler, like successful at it. Yeah, that bitch was crazy. Millie dog. Millie dog. Millie dog. Black ass dog. Black ass dog. Black ass dog. Dude, why is she so rigid? Why is she looking up like she's, dude, she's looking up at God just waiting for God to take her from this, remove her from her situation. She looks like she's doing the arms wide open music video. Arms wide open. She's like, that'll be a little bit. Dude, your dog is, your dog be just mad malleable. She's so like subservient. I don't like that. I don't like that you have a dog that wants to do that. I like doing this one too, where I just like stretch her out. Ain't no, dude, without context, that is fucking insane. Yeah, my dog lets me do whatever to her. I was just like stretching her out. This is my favorite one, I stretch her out. Yo, you've been fucking jambbling her up and stuff. Shaking her up like a protein shake. Dog farts have like the most specific scent efforts. I've never, I've never heard like, or never heard a, I've never smelled a human fart that's supposed to be a dog fart. No, no, you can always tell when the dog farted versus the. Yeah, it's just like dog food stank. I don't know, it's gross. I don't really be, I had a shitsu and my parents and I fucking hated it. I don't, I'm not responsible enough for dogs. Shitzu's always have stinky faces. Like your face is always just wreak. Okay, that guy didn't really stink, but he was just kind of an asshole. Like he just barked at everybody for like six hours when they came over and like, my parents spent all this money on like a good trainer and he'd behave around the trainer and then the minute the trainer was gone. Just like, it's like, I'm gonna be real guys. I don't think this dog respects you at all. Like, this guy just fucks around all day. Just don't wear my hat like this. I think I get the beachies. He think he big get the beachies in for my hand like this. Nasty, how much more weight are you down buddy? You look good. I don't know. I didn't notice until you turned to profile. You don't know, you don't like weigh yourself frequently. I do usually every like, three weeks or a month or something. Oh wow, okay. You do pretty big gaps. How come? Yeah, I just like to see like a, you know, I like to see because sometimes like, I have like a bunk week where I'll drink some beer and like, you know, drinking beer kind of slows your shit down and. Yeah, it can. Yeah. You know, weight fluctuates like a lot during the days, especially when you're as big as me. And if you wait monthly, it's like, okay, well, I spent those four weeks like doing this and that and this. I remember what I did good, what I did bad, and then I could just see more of like a chunk. I used to wear myself once a week. I like doing daily. I know that I know that daily is like not technically well, weighing daily is fine unless you're like, you know, potentially if you get discouraged or not. Like if you don't care if you realize that, okay, yeah, I probably just have more like water in me today. See, I find it interesting seeing how different. Yeah, well, that's a you think is whenever you travel, you don't be shit. Dude, I'd be shit in like clockwork every 24 hours. I wish it's only once. Yeah. Yeah. I usually shit once a day too. Yeah. I mean, you know, there could be outside factors. Like when I travel, it's like, oh yeah, I beat in three times the amount I normally eat. But I honestly find it interesting like weighing daily to see how certain food affects me that I eat at home. Like even if it's calorically within my range of what I can have, it's sometimes you're like, oh, I like, you obviously don't actually gain a half a pound, but you're like, oh, I'm a half a pound up. It's odd that this thing does this. It's just kind of, I don't know. I find it kind of cool if you, if you don't get too like hung up about it and, you know, start tweaking. I feel like the main thing I can tell is just like my, my clothes size. Like pretty much all the old shirts that I wore had to throw away. They were just too big. Well, bro, your fuck, your face is half the size that used to you. You used to have a face like a satellite. I do have a very round face. Yeah. Like look at the big face, but not nearly as bad as it used to be. No, it's, it's definitely getting, I feel like I can see your eyes more. I feel like you used to have a posture for you. Yeah. Yeah. You were borderline Chinese. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the thing is too, is I have hooded eyelids. So it already like, I feel like even if I was 200 pounds, I'd still not have very big eyes. That's why a lot of people think I'm Asian because I just, I fucking hooded eyelids. I don't know. I was born with them, I guess. Oh yeah. That's another thing I learned recently. There's no really natural variation in eyeball size. There is, but it's like extremely minimal. So usually when you see somebody who has like big ass eyes, it's actually just because they're fucking like actual area around their eye socket is smaller or their skull is smaller. Interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I always looked at Ella Pernell and I was like, she's got the biggest eyes I've ever seen on a human being. So I kind of Googled that. I was like, I'm curious. Like from Fallout, the show. Listen up. That means you. Yes, you. We know you're pointing at yourself. When it comes to Paddy Power games, we've got a place made for all sorts. From the experts to the drama queens. It's made the JC. The finance bros. Look at those stocks lads. We'll stick with slots. It's what we're good at and not forgetting you. Yes, you the one listening because at Paddy Power games, we've got all sorts of games for all sorts of trickles. Eligibility rules and terms and conditions apply. Please come by responsibly. Attenplus, CamelAware.org. At EDF, we don't just encourage you to use less electricity. We actually reward you for it. That's why when you use less during peak times on weekdays, we give you free electricity on Sundays. How you use it is up to you. EDF. Change is in our power. 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I don't know if I've talked about it and she fucking she was nasty. I definitely talked about it because we are complaining about literally what spawned the conversation. Like nasty mid session hat change. Hat change. I remember what spawned the conversation is because we were talking about how it's gross when people take their fucking shoes off in places because I was sitting next to her and she was sitting like, I can't even show you because my camera's off. But you know people like put their foot on the chair and their knees up by their chest. She had her one knee up like that and took her fucking high heel off and was like spinning her chair and I was like, bro, you're fucking nasty ass. Like this probably gave a hairy ass trucker a foot job like two hours ago. Can you get your fucking nasty ass pepper step as away from me? Are they gross? Yeah, it's... Really gross. What? I mean, it was just more so of anybody's feet that I don't know. I don't really want anywhere near me. Like especially ones that might have been used for nefarious activities. Like I don't know where this bitch fits. I had two of my dude feet out in the wild. It really is somehow worse. It is actually somehow... You know what the worst look on planet Earth might be? Dudes wearing baggy, big baggy blue jeans with flip flops. It might be the worst. It's like why are you cool enough to wear like hands? But you need your feet to breathe. It also means you got chicken feet. Like literally just chicken feet. Literally. Yeah, I don't know what it is about that, but every time I see a dude do that, I'm like, ah man, that is not a look. That is not a vibe. I just, I feel like flip flops, unless you're like around the pool or like literally on the beach, I feel like flip flops should just not be worn in public. Yeah, I fully agree with that. I mean, there's a way to like... Dillian people in one country that disagree with you. Literally like one eighth of their Earth. I'd probably say more than that disagrees. That's a very Indian thing is jeans and flip flops. Like I see that all the time. Yeah. Very, very. God, you did... One of them like cut you off in traffic today. You're bringing them up a whole lot, didn't it? It means they're all right. Okay. That might have been the best landing we could have got out of that. I feel like saying they're all right is somehow almost as bad as just saying something. Okay. What I don't understand is the street vendors who take the chicken and like use their toenail as a to split the chicken and cook it. I don't understand what the fuck is happening there. They just be doing shit. They just like, I like I watch, dude, I watch a video and they'll essentially be making like homemade Sprite like this lady and instead of just like and like half the ingredients they started with are fucking flying across the the atmosphere of India. Like they're just gone. They throw them in the air. They're gone. Like they could just grab it, pour it, put the little extra bits on, stir it and hand it to you. But they like they'd be fucking shaking it and like throwing shit out and like smashing ice cubes into each other and then they just start like laying up ice in the cup and shit and then I like when their hands are starting crazy like they're like that's making the move faster but it doesn't seem like talking son. Have you seen that video of the Indian guy and he's just like he's like moving his body really fast but what he's doing is like doing a completely normal. He's like he's just moving super. Yeah, that's one country. I probably would not bother with the street food in. I'm sure some of it is fantastic. I'm sure some of it is genuinely fantastic. Like there is a lot of unbelievably good Indian food. Like and given their population, I'm sure some of the street food is fantastic. I'm just not willing to flip that dice. Risking. Yeah. Well like you don't want the mosquito garnish on the on the butter chicken. You don't you don't want that shit. I don't love it. I don't love it. No. The finger no non bird. I want staff inspection of my chicken tickle masala. Yeah, can I get toe fungus with that? Tell me a chicken tickled this all. What's funny is like I'll see. I saw a video not that long ago and this guy just had like three big cauldrons of just like slop and he puts a piece of bread inside of a thing and just like with his hand like just like with the slop. It's like dude, why don't you don't you can't afford a spoon like you massive cauldrons. You can't just buy a ladle. Yeah, use a fucking lid or something like literally anything. Yeah, very odd. I get the eating with hands because honestly like. Yeah, I don't want to scoop up slop and just fling it onto my bread. Monkey fist all the food. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't. It's not great. I don't really get the vibe. I get the eating with the hands. A lot of Americans get really hung up on on other cultures doing that of like eating with their hands. Oh my god, that's so gross. And then they fucking eat a big fat fucking burger and fries and fucking buffalo wings. Like it's like, dude, what is the difference here? I don't really get. But yeah, the serving thing, I don't know where your hands have been. That's a problem. I know where mine. Correct. I don't want that. You might have just difference. You might have just picked a butt booger out your ass and are now fucking flopping your wet chicken into my into my bread. You know that I don't fuck with. You know what else? When you know what I learned when I was getting my tattoo done, I actually did not know this, but everybody apparently has their own staff. You are just immune to it. So when you get when somebody else introduces staff to you, you can get an infection through other people. And the main the main area it lies under is people's fingernails. So that's why if somebody scratches you hard enough to where you bleed, like they go down to the blood, like you need to go to the doctor because there are staff under their fingernail and you're not immune to their staff. You're immune to your own. So you can get staff infections that way and then literally die. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know shit about that at all. So I'm going to take your word for it. Yeah. I was talking to my tattoo artist and he was like, you need to not scratch it and blah, blah, blah, like because you can get other people's staff. Like if you just, I don't know, somehow end up under your fingernail, but you just your fingernails are fucking dirty and filthy. So like, yeah, I'm not the main thing about that to you. But he was just saying like, yeah, he was telling me about staff and like exist in your nose to your nose and your fingernails like the two main places. I didn't know that you, I didn't know that everybody has staff. You're just immune to your own staff. So you never, it's like, if you scratched it open, yeah, I do not know that lore at all. Weird, but not a good infection. Yeah, the human body low key kind of gross. It is very gross. It's very odd. Have you ever seen an infected tattoo too? Oh dude, they're so nasty. I, I'm in like, I'm in like a tattoo subreddit and sometimes people just be posting their jamble to shit and they'll be like, is this normal? And they'll get like, whatever, they'll get like an uncle like you got on your fucking necklace. They'll get that and it'll literally look like a fucking like a pillow. Like it looks like, and it's yeah, it's like about to explode. It's so vile looking. Oh my God, dude, I'm looking up some of these. These look nasty. Oh, they're gross. Yeah. Because a tattoo is essentially just a massive open wound. So yeah, it's a giant motherfucker is like infected. It's pretty fucking nasty looking. Yeah. Pussy is like, yeah. Oh dude, this tattoo could not have been worth it. Look at this bitch's leg. It's the M&M girl and the M&M guy and her leg is like about to be ready to be cut off. Yeah, that is bad. Yeah, it looks like she got a DVT in that bitch, man. Oh, that could not have been worth it. That shit is filled with Kool-Aid. You should pop it in. When I was getting my tattoo done, I asked my artist. I was like, have you ever had anybody like, you know, like have a fucked up infection? He told me one guy almost had to get his arm cut off because he got his tattoo, didn't cover it and immediately went to the gym and the gym is fucking filthy. What an idiot. And he like got infected and he just didn't like care for. Oh, God. Oh my God. It looks like rocks on the bottom of the goldfish tank. Like a fish tank. Yeah, that's nice. God. God. Like how do you, what I don't get though is like, if you, a guy or girl who just got a fresh tattoo are told by your artist, hey, if it has unusual amounts of redness or pain or sensitivity, pus, things that shouldn't normally be there, make sure you go to the doctor. How do you even let it get to a point where it does just rot out completely? The first sign of pus, I'm fucking. Yeah, like absolutely. I'm gone. Yeah, like it's not like they didn't feel it. Like your skin is gone. You have felt it. I know you're feel it right now. Yeah. Yeah, I almost had like no pain for mine. It was just itchiness. The itch fucking literally like a seven year itch, but like days instead of years. A sexy turkey has joined me at the table, by the way. Just to keep everyone involved. That's the sexy table. Sexy animal. Wow. Yeah, we just got a hot animal table, table full of baddies. Yeah, no, like if you notice anything at all and your first instinct isn't to do that, you genuinely should not have gotten a tattoo because they'd be telling you off rip what to like be, you know, worried about like itchy and all that shit is completely normal. That shit sucks, but you just rub some like vitamin E on there and you're usually good to go. Yeah. Yeah, flick it, whatever it is. You know what held to is I would just put it under like like put my arm in front of the fan. Like if I was in the car, I was gonna let the AC like go over it would just kind of yeah. Interesting. Like the cold. Yeah, I don't know if I trust that because again fans and AC kind of just be blown. Well, it was when I had my second skin over it. Oh, then yeah, that's fine. Dude, I love when those get all fucking all nasty. Mine did. The second skin when they like a lot of the time they'll naturally just fill up with like as your body. Yeah, as your body's healing and it just you just get this gross pillow of like it's like the worst Kool-Aid Jammer you've ever seen. Yeah, I didn't get that at all. Mine, mine barely like leaked at all. Come for it. I believe the word bust busted. Bye. I don't remember. But yeah, my cousin, he had his done. It was full of like but but he gets like he gets color tattoos and colors apparently like when you get color tattoos it it fucking leaks more. I guess I guess the word leak out fucking now. Yeah, I mean, I guess you'd probably have to put well you'd probably have to put more ink naturally and more pressure and they have to like dig more to like get it to stick with your skin too. So yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, but I do. That's nasty. I'm cool with black and white. Like I'm just I have an appointment at the end of April. I'm going to do like pretty much as much as I can in this area for one day. You should do like one elbow. I can't even show you put your put your put your both your arms like like your no put yeah but then connect your arms via the elbow. No, the way you had them. Are you trying to get me like no make them touch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm getting it. All right, do you do it. I've never seen anyone be able to do that. All right, now right there you get one elbow tattooed as a ball. The other tattooed is a different ball and then you got two half dicks on each forearm and then when you put them together boom cock tattoo. Is that tough? That's kind of hard. No, I wasn't trying to make you squeeze your titties. I did though. You know what? I saw somebody they had like a cheese stick here and here and then they had when it's closed it looks like you open it up and it's the mozzarella. That's kind of hard. That's kind of hard. I know a lot of people just get like the spider web around the elbow. Yeah, I heard that the worst thing ever. It's hard to like get the ink to stick to this part of your elbow. There's not a whole lot of skin there. There's no fat at all, obviously. Yeah, that's I like my favorite tattoo is personally the cat asshole in the belly button. You can see a monkey one too, like a monkey asshole. A monkey asshole? Yeah, it was like a monkey butthole on the lot of people pay good money to see those of the zoo. So you could probably open up for business, open up shop. Oh, we've been going by the way. I'm gambling. I can't see my OBS. I'm really mad that you're getting to gamble on a pod. Well, I'm down. I'm actually I'm climbing my way back up. We've kind of low key since this sexy turkey and Sasquatch showed up. We kind of been running running this dealership. I'm like, they changed the cards. Change the cards. Yeah, they really the vibe got a lot better. Yeah, we're having a standing moment apparently. All right, what what do you what can we talk about for 12 minutes? What's exciting today, gentlemen? What's in the news? What's except what are you doing right now? I'm gonna ask you to talk about your song at all. No, he just wants to drink off. Are you just trying to get like funny Twitter gifts going or something? What are you doing right now? I don't know. I'm trying to sit down. Wow. You are actually just like violently ADHD. Now you are autistic as fuck. I will say though, you're ADHD. This is the first time I think it's ever made you stand up and do activity. Yeah, usually it just makes you like stare out the window and look at a tree mid podcast. Did the viewers ever hear about that? Did we include that in the podcast, by the way? Or was that out? No, because I remember swagger genuinely yelling at you. Were you or was that soup they yelled at you? I think that was it was before swagger. Yeah, I think it was soup that I can't remember. Because it was in the nasty zone place. The best goon at either point yelled at him. I can't remember. It was super swag. What are you doing right now, dude? Standing podcast. Do you have a standing desk? No. Are you really out of that many? You have nothing interesting to talk about. You'd rather just walk around us looking you dance. There's no one like you and there never will be. From the producer Bohemian Rhapsody and the director of Training Day. Will you let your light shine? This April. With a greatest of all time. There are many legends. But there is only one. Michael in IMAX and cinemas Wednesday, April 22. I'm not even going to try to come up with a topic. Then I'm just going to let him dance. I'm not even going to try to come up with someone for us to talk about. You know who was super super yelling at me. Why was yelling at me? That's insane. Well, that depends on the day. He was to ADHD to hear about the ADHD story. I was wondering if we left that in when you when you were staring at the tree. Did that make it in the podcast? Pretty sure. They did. I couldn't remember if we took it out because it made it seem like everyone was mad at each other. But in reality, we just always talk to each other that way or what the Bible is mad at each other. Yeah, that's the secret to the goons. We all actually hate each other and there is low key beef all the time. Oh, I'm actually going to fucking watch soup play tomorrow. I guess I didn't talk about that. Oh, yeah. He's he's doing a couple of candidates. Yeah, he's in Toronto. So I was supposed to go see him in and Ham Sack, Michigan like last time. Ham Sack. I was supposed to go with Smitty and Manny and both of them ended up going. But I had we had our opening day for for hockey. So I had to go to that. So I didn't get to see him there. And then I just happened to be going to Toronto this weekend. And yeah, he's playing. He's playing tomorrow. So I'm going to day early. I'm so fucking I'm so stoked, dude. I love watching them play live. They were so fucking the audience was so hype and everyone was so into it and everyone knew all the songs. And it's just it's so it's so fucking sick. I love that. She's probably going to have a pretty good venue in Toronto, right? I can't remember if I've been to the one with a fucking brewery with like 10 by 10 room to stand in. I'm not even. Hold on. Where are they playing in Toronto? Because there's a few really, really cool venues that would be around the size that he would play in. I'm not sure which one he's in though. Toronto does have some sick fucking venues though. I would imagine Toronto is a pretty big city, isn't it? Yeah. Have you been to Toronto? Oh, they're at Horseshoe Tavern. No way. I have a fucking shot. What? That's a fucking tick. Well, that's not good. Get the fuck off me, bitch. Is it tick on your your pincer? Dude just got a lemon disease. Oh, he's gonna get lime. He's not gonna be able to eat meat. Dude, do not be able to eat. That'd actually be his 9-11. Wait, take a picture of the tick before you try to fucking mangle it. No, it was too small, dude. Okay, because I don't think it's a lone star. Let me see. Because I know some ticks can, some ticks can't, and I don't know enough to get them identified, so I give them to people who can't. Where was it at? Like on your arm or something? It was on my leg. I found a tick attached to my fucking sack the other day. What? Dude, what are you doing lately? I moved down to the woods. You have a dog. Well, she's treated, but like I moved down to the woods and they are like fucking everywhere. Oh, yeah. That's crazy because I'm like in the woods as well, and I've had, I've had more ticks in the suburbs. Mark, have you ever looked into the conspiracy, I guess, about ticks and lime disease? Sorry, I can't take you seriously. Well, you're just like looking down at me, swaying back and forth like a character selection screen. No, I haven't looked into that at all. I try to avoid going too deep into conspiracies. So apparently like, yeah, apparently ticks with lime disease were actually like a bio weapon that CIA had like created to send out to fucking whatever a long time ago, and they made their way to the U.S. And now they run rampant. So ticks originally weren't supposed to give you lime disease. Interesting. I might need you guys to check my asshole after the podcast for me. Yeah, if you spread it, we'll check. Can you look at my taint and check me? Yeah, absolutely. You actually had one on your balls? I've had. Yes, I had ever. I found one on. So I have lived there for like a few months and I have found this is the third tick I have found on me. That's crazy. One of my, you're not even at that house right now, aren't you? Your old house? So I guess bro just like came here with me. Yeah. You know what's fucking weird alpha gal syndrome? Have you heard of that or disease? What is that? That's the red meat thing. Is that like opposite of Down syndrome? No, that's the red meat thing. You get up. You can't even read me anymore. If a lone star tick bites you, it can give you an allergy to red meat. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was I thought those lines weird or is that included in lime disease? Like does it come in a package deal? It's it's no, I don't think it's it's one of them's DLC. They don't come together. Oh, okay. Interesting. Yeah, that's I would legitimately kill myself. Yeah, no, that would literally yeah. I that is my literally the one food on earth. I don't think I could go without his is red meat. Like the one general. Would you actually kill yourself like you wake up tomorrow and no more beef? Would you actually like blow your brains out? Or would you just say I'm just a chicken now? Chicken and fish? I would probably give it like a day six months. I know I'd give it I'd give it a fair say like well red meat is like pork is red meat too. Is it not? That's a good question. Like does pork fall under the red meat category? That's what I thought it was. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I'm not sure what like the actual care. Well, I mean more so mean like in this term like medically speaking like does pork count in terms of you will be allergic to that as well? Or is it just straight at beef? It is considered red meat. But let me see if it's like no, I just more so mean for the actual like disease not like our arbitrary. You know categories. It's a serious often delayed allergic reaction to sugar molecules found in pork and other. Oh my god. What the fuck happened? What the fuck happened? Uh perfumes fell. All the parties like oh. It's like he just found a tick on himself and free town. Dude, you sounded like you just fell downstairs holding every single glass jar made in the last 12 decades. Yeah, there's like a fucking I have a little drawer dresser thing with a bunch of random ones sitting. I didn't see when I sat down and knocked into it. Are they all okay? Oh yeah. I see a bunch of cash for the awful. That was so long. It lasted so long. I love that. I was looking at gambling. So I was even looking at you and then I looked over and you were gone. Right. I'm googling like diseases from ticks and you're just gone. Dude, sorry. Can you enlighten us what it's pork and beef? Yeah, it's pork is a part of that category for disease. Okay, then yeah, no, I kill myself. No, I don't even give it. I don't even give it. I don't even give it. Yeah, exactly. 100%. I eat female bacon. That is my autism meal. Every guy who goes on the macros on those are fucking insane. Dude, they're nuts. Every guy that goes on a fitness journey eventually finds the autism meal. And it's one meal where no matter how many times you've had it, you always crave it. Like I could eat it three times a day. I think I'd be satisfied. You always want it. You never change anything about how you cook it or anything. You just eat it every day because you love it. You just fry it like thinking just right on the pan. So I literally, I, here's my morning routine here. All right. There you go. All right, go. I get it. Get the butter. Warm, gotta be room temp butter because if it's cold, it doesn't spread around the pan as well. It'll be right off rip. So you room temp, one tablespoon of butter, or teaspoon of butter I should say. Tablespoon would probably be a little hefty. One teaspoon of butter, put in the pan, swished around a little bit. And then boom, egg goes in first. A little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper on the egg. Cool. Then boom. Just one egg. Yep. Three slices of female bacon in the pan, just with the egg. No oil, just a butter. And then flip those over. Usually once they start to look a little, little crispy, I like the edges getting a little crispy because it's got the cornmeal. It's a good vibe. And then I don't like a crazy runny egg, but I also don't like, you know, when it gets all gross and like powdered, like it looks like yellow cocaine when people overcook the fuck out of eggs. So I literally just take one of the hot pieces of female and I put it over the like yolk. And it essentially like steams the yolk a little bit. Yeah. It like cooks it just a little bit. So it steams it essentially. So it's like gooey without being gross. And then I put that on an everything bagel with chipotle mayo. And it's, I want to say like 590 calories, including the butter. And 40 something grams protein and a good amount of carbs too. So that's better than mine. My autism meal is frozen chicken on bread. Yeah. I would legit kill myself. If I eat like you do, I'm not going to lie. So actually bring on the alpha gal. I'll be okay. Yeah. You dude, I legit could not eat like that. I would blow my head off. You know what my autism snack is lately is a Greek yogurt, vanilla, zero sugar Greek yogurt, like one serving. And then put a scoop of Skippy rise protein in there. Adds 25 grams of protein for 150 calories. And then also two tablespoons of PB2. And then mix it up. Hello fucking protein. Like it tastes. You're a grifter. Amazing. You're a grifter, buddy. I know. I'm happy to be a protein grifter. You used to shit on me for my powdered peanut butter. And guess what? Back then I was fat as fuck. And now I'm skinny, perfectly skinny. I still use, I still use regular peanut butter. I'm not going to lie to you. I don't mind PB2. I like if I eat, if I eat PB2, like if I just put it on a piece of bread, it's a little rough because you could really taste like the blandness to you taste the two. Yeah. But when you mix it with the Skippy rise protein shit, like that has enough sweetness in it where it kind of like cancels out the blend. It depends. Peanutty flavor. I'll have phases where I'm like, I have to have like just straight GIF. And that's it. And then sometimes I go, no, I could just, that's fine. It's PB2. Put a powdered shit in there. Yeah. Every, you know what? I stopped eating. I don't think there's a single like, I don't think there's a single protein snack I eat anymore or like protein supplement or anything that I take anymore. I just, I feel like I get it all from like me now. I try to anyway. Yeah. If you can, that's the best way. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like there's nothing wrong with whey protein. It's all the amino acids. Like you're. Oh no, there's nothing wrong with any sort of protein. Like I think the protein craze of putting it in unnecessary things is a little fucking stupid. Oh yeah. Like Tim Hortons has protein ice coffee. Bro, nobody's doing that. It's Tim Hortons. Like what are we doing? Where's my protein at this point? What the fuck is the point? The protein, the protein like craze right now. It reminds me of the keto craze. Like when keto started getting super popular, everything had a keto version. And now it's like everything's protein version. Protein popped hearts like. Yeah. Well, to be shit like that is really, really, really shit like that is good because like, especially if you're in a rush, it like makes you feel a little more satiated. Like you're having a treat. Even if you're not, which stuff like that I get. But there's just certain things that like, why do I need protein popcorn, bro? Popcorn is just a simple carb. Let me just have my simple carb. It's like no fucking calories. Like protein popcorn in a caloric density sense is worse for you than regular popcorn. As long as you don't like pop it in, you know, butter and oil and shit. But like regular. Yeah. Like it's like no fucking calories. Huge amounts of volume. Why would you add protein to that? It just becomes now calorically dense and you could just eat anything else that would probably taste better. Like I, it just, yeah, it makes no sense. I do like that. It means that being healthy is becoming meta. Like there's kind of like a huge push for like health and fitness, which is awesome. But yeah, I think some things just need to not, not be protein. I think my favorite thing is like trying to, like I like when they come out with a protein version of something that I already ate in the past and like taste good. Like the, the quest chips that you like, I used to eat chips. Yeah. Stuff like that's awesome. Now I can eat protein chips. Exactly. You still feel like you're eating chips. Yeah. And it still feels good. But you know, it's, it's actually makes sense over chips because it's, it's calorically far less dense than the calories you are getting are at least from a pretty good macronutrient. Like yeah, protein like fucking coffee shit from Tim Hortons or like Starbucks where it's like $14 now too, because they put the whey protein in it and it's like, it's like 400 calories. Like, dog, what are we doing? Yeah. And what is this? Yeah. If you're just like, if you're taking an already existing item and just adding a bunch of calories through protein, kind of like it's not, it doesn't make it better. Yeah. It's like I want an item where you're removing calories via something and replacing the protein. So like staying a little calorie, but I'm also getting all the extra protein. Yeah. Like maybe the fat is less because you know, whatever or the or the carbs because they cut out sugar and started using asperin name or something. Like then it then it makes sense. Yeah. I don't know. It's it's it's one of the phases of all time. Yeah. Well, it's been about an hour and three minutes. Okay. What a transition. Oh yeah. Okay. Well, you said you got shit to do so. No, I do. Hold on. All right. All right. Well, hold on. Let me go play. Let me go put the go all in on one more hand after this one. Okay. Again, stream. Okay. All right. Well, we got an 18. This is not bad. Can I just walk away from the sand? I'll play it out. I'll play it out. We're good. Oh, you want to do you want to you want to commentate on like on my on my endeavors so that the audio listeners have something. I got a okay. So he's got the rat has an ace and a seven. So eight or 18 and the dealer is showing a six. So what Blark didn't do what he was supposed to do was double down because he's dumb ass because dealer showing a six. But we'll see if he showed a four. The dealer had an 18. And we won anyway. We're good. So he pushed. No, I won. I'm 19. Didn't I? Oh, no, we did push. Fuck my big chunk of sass. Yeah. Fuck your big chunk of sass. We're going to go all in. Oh, dude, this Sasquatch definitely wants to fuck me. I left and it's leaving with me. Yeah. What's the fuck? Yeah, it's been a whole time. Watch the fuck your big lot. If I'm reckoning it. It wants to fuck it. Dude, I don't know if you're built like that Sasquatch. Demon man, I'm not 11. Are you all in on this? Yeah, we're going to go all in on the first. The Turkey's the lowest. The Turkey's here. Turkey pit boss for the Spotify listeners. Turkey pit boss. Turkey pit boss. It sounds like a fucking sandwich or a barbecue local barbecue place. Okay, Blarg has. Dude, my guy's so nonchalant. He doesn't even go fuck. He's like scratching. Blarg has a 12. That's bad. He has a four and an eight. The dealer has an eight. So Blarg's going to hit this. Blarg has 19. He was dealt a double. He should have doubled, but he's a pussy as before. And the dealer got an 18. Oh my God. So he just made 30 grand. And now he's going to max bet the table. Can what's the max bet on this table? 50 Gs, I think. I like that you know max bet on Grand Theft Auto table. That's done like. Are you a fucking problem? Are you good, bro? Yeah, I'm good. I can see your lips move through that mask a little bit. All right, 50,000 bean. What is the mask moving? Or can you? Oh, you just see them moving through the slit. 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