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I got a gift yesterday. Yeah. You got a gift on Sunday. Your daughter. Yes. So I have gotten some good gifts, but I'm not going to talk about them or y'all are saying I'm bragging, but I'll tell you next episode. But no, I had a good birthday. I was asked how old I was so many times and I said I was the same age today as I was 10 years ago. Yeah. So that is how old I am, folks. I am the same age today as I was 10 years ago. Actually, I think the internet says you're like 56 or 57. And I am, then that's a lie. That is a lie. The devil is a lie. No. The devil is a lie. I am 47 years old. You cannot trust anything that the internet says. Yeah. So how does it feel to be married to a younger man? Yeah. Okay. Because you know that people say that you're older than I am. Okay. It makes me feel just fine. No, it don't. You say it makes you so mad when that happens. No, it doesn't. Julie, I just told you last week or two weeks ago something was said. You go, I hate that bitch. And I don't even know her. It's okay. But we've got a good week. Yeah. I mean, it's only Tuesday. Yeah, it's only Tuesday. So we'll let it go. But no, we've had a good week. We've had a lot of great feedback on the podcast that we did with Nathan about, well, that I did with Nathan that you were not here for. That has got my whole life turned upside down about religion. Not about, I mean, but you know what I've always said about churches that if the pastors living better than the congregation, we need to be looking at that. Well, Nathan has done looked at every one of them. And then he got started. You know, you can't talk about Billy Graham to me. Yes. But then he got started on Frank. I said, we can't talk about the Graham's. Oh, my God. I just will not allow such. Then I had to say, because you know, I am tied to a lot of people of God that he says, and you know, like Joe, I said, oh, we can't talk about Joe Lovestock. And he said, actually, there's nothing bad to say because he's done all this research in the filings, the tax filings and all that stuff. And so some of the some of the people I didn't know, and I let him talk about them. But some of the people that I knew, right, that he started getting too close to my front door. I was like, but he didn't really have nothing bad to say about my people. But so he is. I've invited him to come back with the receipts. I said, bring me the receipts. Right. If you've got the receipts then because he's doing a documentary. So, you know, you got to be careful when you start messing with God and Todd. Yeah, you do. So I'm like, yes. So I'm like, Lord, please bless this podcast. And if this man's lying, strike him dead on Chris the Confessions. I need to break down on here. It's a help would make for a hell of ratings. So that was a great podcast. And then of course, your mother-in-law. Yes. Who is so foul sometimes at the things that she comes on this podcast and says. I know who's the foul one. But I had heard. Have you watched the podcast? No, I have not. Well, I had her to ask. I know that. And we're not even going to. We're not even going down that road. If you was a good daughter-in-law, you would have taught her what that was. No, Todd, you were you were wrong for that. I got some other questions lined up for our next. I'm sure you do. I'm sure you do. Well, last night we said, I told her you were going out of town. I'm going back. I'm going to DC. Bye. And then going back to. I'll be going back home to Texas from there. And I love popping in here to Nashville now. Right. I love that. Yeah. But so I'm going back home to Texas after DC, but my mother informed Julie last night that just so you know, he won't be here. He's going to DC and then back to Texas. And mama said, bye. I mean, maybe we'll have some peace. Yes. And I mean, like I'm never hardly here with her. And she goes, bye. And because she wants to do everything her way. And you and I both know that her way is not the best way. Well, it is for her. Well, but. And you want to do everything your way because my way is the best way. Yeah. Okay. But I'm thinking that she can wear a size three size three is not in her best interest. We need to put a one in front of that. Leave your mother alone. I'm just trying to say everything's not in her best interest and you you cater to that you catered or anything she says. I don't blame me for that. It's fine. No, and what you catering to is wrong. No, I'm just not going to argue with her. She's 82 years old. Let me just tell you what she did last week. She knows that I've told her stay out of the laundry room. Don't go in that laundry room. You can do whatever you want to with your shit. Don't touch none of mine. None of Julie's none of Chloe's. I've been washing clothes since I was eight years old. And I said, well, I it looks like you have reverted back to when you started at eight years old. I go in there and I take open the dryer door and there's a sweater of hers in there. And folks, it's this big. She has washed a sweater. Now we all know that Nanny is a little fluffy. Wash and dry. She washed and dried a sweater that clean, clearly, clearly say a dry clean only. But she does not believe in dry cleaning because that's the waste of money. That's why God gave you washers and dryers. It's this big. And I walked out the laundry room. Tell what she told me. Tell her what she told me. She said, I want to stretch out. She said, it's one of them short ones. Oh, yeah. I said, nah, I have for you. Ain't it 82 going out here and rocking a crop top? I mean, the shit that she comes up with. I don't know why she puts them in the dryer. I don't know, Julie, because she wants to sit on that phone and look at her. I.T. babies. Yeah. That's what she said last night. It was I.T. babies. And I said, what are you talking about about these I.T. babies? Because she loves the A.I. babies because there's some A.I. babies that's been generated of our family and of Medea and all that. And she loves the A.I. babies. And she said, oh, I love my I.T. babies. And I said, I.T. babies. And I looked at Julie and Julia. I said, what in the hell is I.T. babies? I was on the phone with Savannah. Yeah. And I said, Savannah, what is I.T. baby? She goes, I don't know. Mama said, I'll show you. And I pulled it up and said, plainly says A.I. babies. Yeah. I said, mama, how did you screw up two letters? It wasn't even a word that you had to screw up. It was just two letters. A.I. You turned into I.T. Well, she said, you know what I was talking about English teacher. So that was part of my birthday yesterday. So it's been a pretty good. We've had a pretty good little run here for the last couple of weeks, been fairly calm. But you know when it's calm, a storm is brewing. Yes, it always is. It always is. So I got back from my trip. Savannah and I were away. What can you tell us on Pristly Confidence? It's going to be good. It's going to be good. It's a project Savannah and I were working on with some other amazing women. But were they all amazing? You know, they really were. I had no issues with. I didn't have an issue with anyone. Well, I know if I when I interview Savannah, it's going to be a different version. Well, that may be. But I had no issues with anyone. But you rarely did. Look, I actually won this. I won this. Cardi A love bracelet. And why did you win it? We were playing this game and everyone's sitting in the circle and you had to like it was kind of like a newlywed, you know, they were like, OK, who is like, who would you want to be on deserted island with? And then you had to like put up the name and everybody's name, except for your own was in this box, right? And so it was who do you think is most trustworthy? And they all picked me. An ex felon. Well, most of them did. Like I don't remember it, but it was I won it because I had more people picked me than anybody. Well, I do it. And I won this bracelet. I was so happy because you were the one that people trusted the most. Yeah. I was so happy. I would have been there. Yeah. I would have still probably won, but that's OK. Yeah. So it was it was a fun time. We had a really good time. This episode is brought to you by booking.com. Booking.com offers a wide array of hotels and vacation rentals across the U.S. So you can find exactly what you're booking for. There's something for everyone, even those who are impossible to please, whether you're booking for yourself, your partner, your picky teens, your sleep light, rise early mom or your high maintenance group chat. You can find exactly what you're booking for. You all know that I have lots of high maintenance people in my family, from my kids to my husband. I mean, it's off the chain. 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So, yes, that was fun. So it'll be coming like. First quarter of twenty seven. So. I want me and Savannah. Do they still do that thing? Amazing race or whatever? Yeah, I think so. I want me and Savannah to do amazing race because I think I know that Savannah. I can do that. That would be a good thing for y'all to do. I want me and Savannah to do amazing race. We ought to ride in and like, you know. I have an agent. Why do I need to be riding in, you know, let him earn his commission. But so what would but what was different? Because it was a very different experience for you than what you're accustomed to. Yeah, yeah, because you were filming like how many hours a day? A lot, a lot. And so very, very late at night. And you know, I'm not really a late night person. No, she's like in the in the assisted livings. When you see the elderly people, you know, the lights kind of go off midday. Julie's lights go off kind of midday. No, that's not true. But you know, our house is quiet at night. We're not like night owls. I mean, you stay up sometimes, but we're right there beside you. I'm on the computer watching TV. Right. Folks, let me just tell you. OK, we're talking about my thing. Oh, I was ready to move on. I was bored, but go ahead. OK, no, no, no, I want you to go ahead and finish. So it was it was a new project that I'm super excited about. I think everyone's going to love it. Some amazing people. It was quite the ensemble, let me say. So as we get closer, I'm sure there'll be a few more little sneak peeks. Well, as you were saying that our house is being quiet. Grayson turned me on. Now, these are these are older movies, but I had never watched it with Morgan Freeman, who you know that we love and Gerard Butler. And it was. Olympia, Olympia falling or Olympia down or something. And then it was Lost Angel. It's like it's like it's like three movies. I became addicted. I watched all three of them in one day. Oh, my gosh. And they were they were we know. I told you the lights go out after about 30 minutes for being up. It was such those are such good movies. I love those. And then I watched Madison, the Taylor Sheridan thing with Michelle Piper, who looks amazing still. I didn't watch a little bit of that. She looked Tim, what you watch? I can't remember, but I can see a little bit of it. And folks, this is the thing because we've already talked about this on a previous podcast of how she gets mad because I go ahead and finish a show. If it's three episodes, it'll take you nine months to watch. That's not true. But tell me a series that you've ever watched that you can tell me from front to from beginning. I don't know, but thank you because I'm always doing something. That doesn't mean that I have to be subjected to watching. Welcome to Sex and the City. Ty, can you turn that off and we'll pick it back up tomorrow? Three days later. Welcome to Sex and the City scene. Ty, can you turn it off and we'll watch it tomorrow? No, we're going to I'm watching it now. But I watched the Madison. And I have to tell you if season two doesn't pick it up, I mean, pick up because I told you I was really disappointed in it because I was so excited because I love his work. But I just am not there yet. I watched the first five episodes in one day and. I love Michelle Pfeiffer, but I've always loved her and I love her in this role. But I need for her to become just a bad bitch. I mean, I she hurt, you know, not going to tell you on Keshia. I haven't watched it, but she's supposed to be the HBC now. And I need she has started doing a little bit of it in that last season. Even the last last episode of season one, but I needed to pick up because you had Kurt Russell and Kurt Russell is in it too. And I had had the guy has the guy from Party of Five, one of the oldest brothers that was in Party of Five. And so I like to like him and. But I just I just am not because I always try to kind of find something that's kind of a family if it's about a family. Right. I try to figure out which one of them, you know, is my child like Beth and Savannah. Yes, because I we said from season one of Yellowstone that that was me and Savannah. Yeah. And so. But this one, I mean, I'm not going to say too much about because I'll start getting shade on it. But I'm. There's really not a Savannah. And there's two daughters. There's really not a Savannah. Okay. Um, so I'm hoping that that's going to pick up. So that one, I'm not on a scale of one to 10. I'm going to rate it for you right now. It's probably a five. So Michelle, Michelle can only do so much. She can own. I know how she feels right now. The load is heavy. You can only carry so many people. Yeah. Um, but thus far, it's a five for me. And so that's really the only thing that I've been able to watch. That's new. Um, other than the movies that you and I make shut up. You're so stupid and a lot and she files asleep there too. Once the camera set up, you'll turn around like I'm ready to go and you start to music and you look over. Shut up. Why? You are so stupid. But so tell me what's on your mind. What have you been thinking about recently besides me? I've been thinking about how we have almost been out of prison a year. I'm in that crazy. What is it? The 28th May the 28th May the 28th May the 28th. It'll be one year. That is crazy for to even think about it and see. I mean, sometimes it seems like just yesterday and then sometimes it seems like forever ago. I do have flashbacks sometimes. Yeah. Because I'm not going to talk about what just happened the other day. I threw it down. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was just telling. Yeah. So I'm in the bathroom shaving and I've got my phone on speaker. Julie is sitting at her makeup table doing her makeup and I'm talking to this individual and. Folks when I was talking to somebody who was at their summer camp. So when I was at my summer camp, we had a code word. You know, we're not going to say that when just for my room. I had a word that Terrence was the lookout for that. He would always have to do what she hated to say that word. But we had someone that was the guy was Puerto Rican and he would stand at the front door and he had how to vent a vent a well that meant get rid of the phones. So I was on the phone shaving the other day. She was at her makeup table doing her makeup and I'm on the phone with this person. All of a sudden you heard me. I threw it folks. I dropped my phone. And I was like, what are you doing? I just stood there and she said she goes because her mirror is here. She goes, what are you doing? I said it's a go. And I realized I'm not impressed. Jumped and grabbed my phone. And I'm like, can you believe that I just did that? Yeah, but that's like PTSD. It was a flashback. Yeah, I guess. So I wouldn't know about that. I know because she never used the phone, never had any outside food. Always followed every road. Yes, I did. I did. I did. I did too. But I cannot believe it's been almost a year. I mean, it's been it's been crazy to think. Yes, it's been crazy. And then of course, it's getting even crazier because, you know, Savannah's now on this journey to, you know, go kidnap her eggs and freeze them or whatever she's going to do. And so she just started that this week. Yes. Yeah, she's sharing that on social media. So we're not the only reason I'm saying it. Yes. But because she wants to document her journey so that it helps other young women. And so I call and check on her every morning and every night. And we talk a meantime today. But before I go to bed, I check on her when I wake up this first message that I send out, how did you sleep last night? Are you OK? And so this morning, she's actually going to go to the gym with me, but she's only going to do the treadmill because she can only walk. So I'm going to work out while she does the treadmill. And then my daughter and I will probably do lunch if she forces me to. And then that will. And then I have calls the rest of the day for other stuff that I'm doing. Yes, Chloe has a track meet today. And I told her she comes in second one more time. I said, you better remember you better run like your daddy did when he got out of prison. Well, so we have a track meet today. So we'll see how that goes. It'll be fine. Yeah, it'll be fine. Yeah. As she told me the other day, she said, I know how old you really are. And I said, OK. And she comes up with some fake ass number. And I said lies 46. She goes lies. I tell you lies. I busted out laughing and I told her, she said, Daddy, you just need to tell the truth about your age. And I said, Chloe, we live in a country now to where people can dress up as cats and walk down the sidewalk and say that they're a cat. I can say how old I want to be. Well, but when your kids get to be older than what you say you are, that's kind of no, I don't do that. Even though our kids aren't good at math, you still cannot. You can only push it. But I backtrack. I mean, I'm not going to catch up with the two oldest ones. I'm going to stay kind of like a little bit ahead of them. Like probably legitimate that I had them. Well, at 48, you're not. Well, you just said you're I could have been 15. 15. The oldest is what? Should be 37 this year. God, I'm 42 already. So that puts me at 52. Right? What? That's a lie. Yeah, I tell you, it's a lie. 52. What do you mean? Oh, I don't know. But well, she's 37 and I said I had her at 15. I'd be 52. Okay, that's fine. And we wonder where they get the mouth from. But no, that's not true. But that's still pushing it. So not from where we from. I don't know about you. I wouldn't have kids at 15. I did. I had my first one. 15. My next one at 16. Now you got to say. Lies. I tell you that's right. I'm I'm not 52. 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And but I love Texas. I love the people. Um, folks, I go out to lunch or I go out to dinner with friends there. But you're really, you're about 10 years. There's about your, when you start, when you get to that about 10 year mark, you got to move. Well, I want something different. You're constantly like, it was Atlanta, which we were there a little more than 10 years. But yeah, we were there a long time. Like 15. But then here we've been here 10 years. December of 2016. Yeah, we've been here for 10 years. Yeah. And now you're ready to move again. So. Listen, isn't that a beautiful thing that you have the ability to do that? Yeah. And that you get, you continue to be stimulated by different experiences and different people and different points of view. Right. Um, I love that. But I go out to dinner, you know, with some of my friends there and rarely, well, I mean, I was going to say, I haven't paid yet. I mean, I have people literally, my server coming over and saying, sir, that table back there, they took care of your, your lunch today. Or that person over there took care of you. How nice is that? Well, you know, cause I called and told you. And then of course I had champagne sent to my table. I'm like, I don't drink, but the rest of my crew did. Um, but, um, you know, I went into this one restaurant and, um, I was, it was touted as, oh, you're going to love this food. And the food really was good. Um, but I'm looking around and it looked like God's waiting room for men. And all these older men kept streaming in with these beautiful girls on their arms and girls. And so I looked around and I said, where have you brought me to? I said, cause this is like God's waiting room for men. And he just laughed. He said, give it 45 minutes. He says, rooms going to get real pretty in 45 minutes. And sure enough, the room filled up. Now granted, all of them look the same. They're all blondes. Texas is full of blondes. Um, so I'm sitting there and all of these girl, girls coming in with these older men. And I'm like, are, are, are they like couples? Like, no, that one over there, they've been married for like three years. That one's this one, this one. And then one of my buddies says to me later, he goes, you know, in Texas, you have three wives, you have a starter, an intermediate and a closer. Is this supposed to make me feel good about moving to Texas? Let me tell you something. I've raised my kids. I ain't looking to marry one. Me and you, we're going out together. We went to prison together. You think we ain't going to ride to the end of the week? We ain't getting off this train to get without each other. Um, but I was just like, this really does happen. Like this is like, I mean, hell, we know what happens personally. But, um, it's just baffling to me sometimes because I don't get that, that age difference because if you don't know my music, that's a big thing for me. If a song comes on that we were at the skating rink with, right, I need to check riding with me to kind of move as, as that song is playing because that's our history. That's our past. That's what we grew up with. And I can't be riding down the road and wet ass pussy come on and somebody asked me, don't oh, don't you love this? Turn this up. Talk. That's that song y'all made me listen to. I know. Not y'all. Yeah. Y'all put it on. Y'all put it on the thing. I have never put that on. You must be talking about. Oh, it's the podcast that they, that, uh, my two daughters did with you sitting there and asking me what, what man, remember? Yeah. And I didn't know what it meant. That wouldn't mean that. But like, I'm not listening to that. Right. So, you know, I need you to listen to Conway and Loretta. I need you to listen to Tammy and George. Right. Tim and Faith. I mean, I need you to kind of, we kind of need to grow up together. Right. You know, you and I are five years difference and I never thought folks, I'd marry a woman that was five years older than me. But, but, you know, you and I are a five year difference. And I think that it's different for men. You know, I think that, you know, that when you marry a woman that is younger and the guy's taking care of himself, I think that, you know, it's okay, you know, in a certain age group. But for me, and I'm saying this just for me, I couldn't go younger than you because then I'm getting out of that. What I'm complaining about. Right. So like, you know, I would have to be like, so I'm 40. I'd have to marry somebody that's like 30. Shut up. At my age. But, you know, it just, it doesn't work for me. And you know, and you've said many times that, you know, you would never date a younger man that that's not something you would do. No. And why would you not do that? I'm not doing. I'm not dating period. But if you did, if hypothetically, you would not be a younger man, right? I have sons. I'm not like, I like you said, I'm not looking to raise another one. Right. So what would be your cutoff mark of dating? Oh God, I don't know, Todd, because we all know you just said someone 55 doesn't want a 55 year old. They want a 30 year old. So I would literally be they'd be in the grave. So. I mean, it's the truth, though. It's the truth. Tracy was on with us last week. Yes. She said she was sitting at this dinner there in Beverly Hills. Yeah. And here, all these young women are sitting with these older, very wealthy men that they're married to. And then they're asking her, why are you single? You're so beautiful. Yeah. And she goes, right here. Yeah. This is why I'm single. Right. Because you can't compete with that. Like, you can't. I can't compete with a 30 year old. I don't know. God still got a lot of swivel in your. Shut up, Todd. It's crazy. You can still back it up. Yeah. Shut up. It takes you a little longer to back it up and get it reversed. But once you get there. Shut up. But I just don't that. Now, listen, I got to be careful how much shade I throw. Yeah. Because it might come back. You know, my grandmother used to say, don't spit up in the air because you don't know where it's going to land. Yeah. I'm going to tell them about things today that might land right between my eyes. So let me just try to venture on off. We're just speaking for your self. For my personal experience. Exactly. For yourself. For me, that doesn't work. Right. I'm comfortable in my marriage. I've been comfortable with you for 463 years. And I'm not looking to change that. I would, A, I would not want you to do and treat another man the way that you've treated me all these years. I meant that in a good way. Yeah, sure. Sure. But, you know, I do feel like that for me, that just doesn't work. Right. Um, I really would not see myself going. We're not seeing yourself go anywhere. You're talking about this way too much. Well, honey, I'm not going to believe you, but I'm just saying that I would not. It would not be for me to say, OK, let's just say hypothetically that I was 55 when I get there. I'm sure it'll be a great year. Um, but let's just say hypothetically I was 55. I probably could go to 45. Because that keeps me in that same music genre, movies, things like that, but not in, but not any younger than that. I would not go younger. Why are you saying that? Because as a kid, you're talking about it way too much. We're going to move right on. You ain't going to say, and this is all you see in Texas. And then now you're saying, no, I didn't say it's all you see in Texas. I said, that's all that was in the restaurant. That's all you see in Texas. OK, so we talk all the time about all the effort that goes into skin care between the serums, the treatments, the facials, the laser, the routines. We spend so much time and money on what we put on our skin. 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Our kids, we would take them there all the time growing up. And it's the hillstone. The only reason I'll go back to Atlanta. It's the hillstone group. Yeah. We have loved them, loved those guys that put that together because it was such a wonderful consistent menu atmosphere. Everything. Then we moved to California and they had a Houston's and then they and then they had they opened Gulfstream. Yeah. And we fell. I fell in love with Gulfstream. It was a somewhat different menu because they had mustard based barbecue. Mm hmm. The original Houston's had tomato based barbecue. And we loved their Dover Soul at Gulfstream. And but the thing about hillstone group, you can't be messing with them boys because they will get the fuck up and walk out. Yeah. You try to jack their rent up and they're going to the next location. So we lost our Houston's. Then we lost our Gulfstream. So then we would have to drive to Orange County to go to the Gulfstream down there. Yeah. Well, we do go to South Beverly Grills. So we go to South. Now we go to South Beverly Grill there in Beverly Hills because that's the same thing. And so we love that. But I go to Texas. I go to Dallas and I'm there meeting with our agent and all this other stuff. And I go to this one of our friends. Korean, she said, oh, you should go to Hudson House. And I said, OK, here is it. So the first one that we went to was in Fort Worth. And the people were so lovely, but the food was so good. And I said to Jude, I said, well, this will be my hangout. Because once I find a place that I like, I really don't go anywhere else. So we ended up. We ended up in Dallas is where we're going. So it started off that I was going to go to Fort Worth, but then we ended up Dallas and our Dallas proper because Fort Worth is Dallas, Fort Worth. And so we end up going. We go and look at the house and we come out of the gates of that neighborhood and we're coming down and said, oh, my God, there's Hudson House. It was another one. So we go there. We had a wonderful, wonderful meal that day. People were lovely. I ate at Hudson House. When did I come home Sunday? Yeah, came home last Sunday, right? A week ago. I was OK. So I got back to Nashville last Sunday and I ate at Hudson House four times. Yeah. Had my meeting or a creature of habit. Had my meetings at Hudson House, my business lunches at Hudson House. And now when I go in the one on Lovers Lane, Alex, who's who's my favorite server there. He soon as he sees me come in, he goes, Mr. Christie, would you like your table? I'm like, yes, I have a table. So I love Hudson House. But the reason I go back to Houston's is the owner of Hudson House used to be with the Hillstone Group. OK. So that explains it. Exactly. You did land the plane. That exact. OK. I just was making sure. You're really through shade at me landing the plane. But that explains the consistency of the food, right? The presentation, the atmosphere. So once I found that, I'm like, OK, I'm home now. Yeah, for sure. And I was messaging and saying, you need to order this when you come and so for the so on. So yeah, good times at Hudson House. So what are you going to do when when I'm when I leave this week? Well. I'm actually having a little something, something done. Oh, that's right. Tomorrow. Mm hmm. So I'm going to be under the weather for a few days. That's our house. When you say you're under the weather, it means you were you were under the knife. Little something, something I'll keep you updated. So my mother-in-law will be there to take care of me and Chloe. I would. I will be there tomorrow because you have it done tomorrow. Then I fly to DC for my meetings. They are then to Dallas, then back. But if you need me to come back, then I will. But I have a feeling that you and your best friend will have everything. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. But so I'm excited for you because you wanted to have this done. Yeah, yeah. So I'm excited. And I will when it's all over and done with, I will share. Well, you should have the doctor on. Yeah, maybe we'll do that. You should have him on the doctor's. Because the doctor that you chose is someone that we've known now for what, five years or so. Oh, my gosh, way longer than that. Yeah. And he does great work. Yeah. So you're going to have your old. Done. Yeah. And then we'll see how that turns out. Yeah. Yeah. So next week, I might be a little slow moving. So folks, I might really change my mind. I might really be with someone younger in a few weeks. Well, then I'm happy for you that you're having that done. Yeah. And then. What else? Savannah got a new car. That's been like the topic of the whole house for the last three days. Yes. My daughter got a new Ferrari, folks. Yes, I know it's vulgar. But she did it anyway. And of course, you know, she made me drive it. And so Julie and I went out on Saturday and we just kind of zipped around in our daughter's car. And I was shocked because, you know, I don't like a low car and you don't either. No. But I was shocked that it actually rode as good as it. Yeah. As it rides. Grayson drove it on what's it Sunday. Grayson drove it on Sunday and he's blaring Hank Williams, Jr. from the 1980s. And because Grayson is literally a 60 year old man in a 19 year old body. Yeah. And so he was blaring that. And then Chase drove it. Because she's she's just Savannah is just the kindest, most generous soul. Because I had called her that morning. We were going to do some. Oh, she was going to play golf. She called us if I could pick up two golf clubs for her, because she was getting her makeup on to go play golf. And so I told her, yes. And she said, why don't you come by and just get the car and you and mama take it out. And so you were sitting there and I said, do you want to do it? And she goes, ah, because then she does not want her hair messed up. Well, not. Yeah. And that didn't happen to it. Lord, I'm mercy. She's in she word. I know that. But still, you mean what if something happened to me? It's like driving your car. I don't like driving your car. I don't ever drive it. But that's because you have accepted how bad of a driver you are. No, but if something's going to happen, it's going to happen when I'm driving your car. Like why you should be driving a rock will fly up and hit the windshield or somebody will hit me or just something will happen. So I'd rather just not drive. So I feel this is the stories that she has told me over the course of our marriage. She lets the garage door down on my Lexus convertible when I had it. Um, that was only 20, five years ago. I'm just trying to show you track record of how consistent she was every car we've ever owned. OK. She's tore mirrors off, pulling into the garage of the escalades. She has backed into things with the escalades. She has wrecked. She ran over this woman in the parking lot of a church of a school at the church. She tore Jaguar up that she ran zipped around and knocked the hell out of him in a church parking lot. Um, lied about that, covered that, tried to cover that up. Let's say. Because he, you know, then then she backed into my S five fifty. Then she rear ended me in the S five fifty. Put lipstick on. Um, then she comes home one day and she says, can you believe a woman? Let a shopping cart go when it hit the front of my car? I knew it was a homemade live when she told it. You remember telling that? That wasn't me. That was your mom that says shopping cart. No, I never said no shopping cart. Then folks, you already know from the episode that we had during the ice storm where she goes to go to the grocery store and this woman comes flying around the curb and makes her take the ditch rather than get hit. And there's I'm sure because every car you've ever had, you've done damage to. And that's why I like to drive my own cars and not yours. You should tear up your own car that I have to pay to fix. Oh, my God, we're not going to get off on this. We already know she is a habitual driver. That's where our daughter gets a driver or habitual bad driver. She is a habitual bad driving offender. Which is where Savannah gets. Yeah, OK. OK. We had a few yourself. Honey, I've only had one. What are you talking about? And I don't. And I was so completely confused about that. I'm still confused over it. But it took you walking me up there to say this is what happened. And I wasn't. And I literally. But listen to this, Grayson was driving Savannah's the Ferrari yesterday Sunday and we're at that point. Stop and the same thing happened. You know, you across over here where they merge in. Mm hmm. Car hit another car coming out. My God. Because you know, it's because you know, it's coming here and they merge in this way. That one hit it. And I said, stop, stop. This is where my shit happened. Stop. OK, that was all we need. Right. And I said, stop. And he said, well, it's supposed to be. I said, at this intersection, nobody has a turn. It's whoever gets there first. You let everyone at the other three go and then you go. And so that's what he did. But now, Mama, on the other hand, Mama's a bad driver, too, because she's to up every rim she's got that she's blamed on every valid that she goes to. Because we never understood who she was talking about about the valid in phase language terminology. That means valet. But it's called the valid. Yes. There was something else that she screwed up the other day. And I said, Mama, what are you talking about? And she starts to tell me and I just literally sat down the sofa and died laughing. I was crying when she said, I said, Mama, that is not the word you're supposed to use. I don't give a f tide. You know what I'm talking. I said, no, Mama, I didn't. This time I did not. I was stumped over this one. Now, you should have heard her last night talking about the Lakers basketball. And there is a player on there. His name is Luca Donchich. Was she out before you even tell me? I already know this one. I can't even. Lucas Domenio, something it was. I was like, who is that? Who is that? And then I figured out because I knew he was hurt. And so I said, OK, Luca, Luca Donchich. OK. Um, but yeah, that was Lucas Domenio. I was like, OK, she she gives everyone an alias. Yeah, yeah, he gives everyone. And she's trying to decipher who it is she's talking to. She said the other day when she said, um, Tide, what's that? What's that? At Crazy Girl, you used to watch on TV. I said, who? Who? She said, you know, that one that you always loved. She. She was that one. You're a funny woman. What's her name? Now, folks, we have to when mama says funny, we don't really know what she's referencing when she says funny, because funny could be gay or funny could be that she's funny. Yeah. So we never know. Um, and I said, mama, I don't. She said, well, I saw her the other day. She said, and she looks good. She's had work done, but she looks good. Who was she talking about? I'm getting ready to tell you, because, you know, she's on that phone all the time. And I said, she said, I'll find it. So a day or two later, folks, she shows me how good John Rivers looks. Ah. I said, mama. I said, I've loved her ever since she was on Johnny Carson. That's where it was. Yep. That's where you started watching her. You've done followed her forever. She said, but she looks good. Don't I want to go to her doctor? I said, no, you don't know. Well, you don't. She said, why? She looks good. I said, mama, she's dead. Is she? And she's looking at the thing. I said, mama, you understand that just because it's on Instagram doesn't mean that they're still alive. She said, Todd, what happened to her? I said, she went in to have work done on her throat or something. And I said, and she died. Oh, my God. That's why I don't fuck with doctors and stuff. I don't mess with nobody but Dr. Peach and because he ain't going to kill you. But I'm not messing with nobody. Todd, she's really gone. I said, yeah, mama, she left the building. I said, many years ago. Well, Lord, that's awful. I didn't told you guys stay with me as doctors. They'll kill you. But now bless her heart for days. She's been talking about how good John Rivers looks. Yeah. And didn't know she was gone. Yeah. So. So then. Tell me. What is it that you are you're going to be doing your stuff and you're going to be filming in Dallas? But have you ended up negotiating your contract yet with me? About what? Because my production company is actually producing your show. Yeah. So I will tell you that I do because I don't think that you can sue me for this, but. I will take sexual favors. Well, what's mine's mine and what's yours is mine. That's how we're going to do this. No, one part of yours is going to be mine. If you want this contract signed. So, I mean, really, though, we've had a good week. I mean, things are going well right now. You know, there's still so much stuff going on in the country. I mean, I literally was laying there the other night to start just started weeping over the over rescuing the pilot from the that ejected from the plane there in Iran or Iran, whatever it is. And. Wasn't that crazy? But, you know, the his first message that he sent out was God is good. Mm hmm. Yeah. But how crazy is that? Yeah, because I mean, and it happened on Easter Sunday. That was amazing. And, you know, I think that I think it said yesterday, said he was ejected. He ejected from the flight on Good Friday and they found him on Easter Sunday. And but now our people knew where he was. We was just making sure the other side didn't know where it was because our technology is pretty dang good. I've gotten so many messages from people talking about, you know, my president, my president. Yeah, he is my president. And let me let you know the secret. He's yours, too. If I had to live with sleepy Joe's, I asked for four years. You got to live with ours for four years. So yeah, he is my president. And I'm going to respect him and honor him and show my appreciation for everything that he did for us and our family. Yes. But as I've said, as a Republican, I don't agree with everything that the Republicans do, and I don't agree with everything that the Democrats do. And I think that we need to meet in the middle. But I've had so many people talk about this war that was unjustified. Have you lost your mind? We've been doing this shit with Iran for 47 years. We're going back to what was it? Ronald Reagan, they did they Bush, Reagan, Obama, Hillary Clinton. Yeah. Tongue tied. Hacklin, Hyena, Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, what the hell ever name is? Well, she's a. Everybody has said, you know, they cannot. Read of Iran. And they cannot have the nuclear. And one of the producers of the show that we just wrapped is she is from Iran and her family. And you know, and the day that this happened, she was elated because she wants their country to be liberated. She wants women to have rights. Yeah. I mean, they should have bombed them years ago when they made them wear all those black things over their head and stuff, because that right there was enough to make you want to get rid of them. But at any rate, I don't understand the left is so against this war. But yet the left is saying that we're going to fight for Roe versus Wade because of women's right to choose. Well, if it's a woman's right to choose, because no woman gets up every day and chooses the same outfit. No woman's getting up doing that. That's forced on her. Women don't get up and dress in the middle of the desert and all black. No woman does that. So men have taken the rights of women in that country. But yet you are here in this country fighting for equality, fighting for women's rights, for reproductive rights. But yet in that country, it's OK to oppress the female gender. Right. That folks is called hypocrisy. So don't message me about the war anymore, because I won't hurt your feelings, because I'm going to tell you straight out. I don't give a damn whether you agree with me or whether you don't agree with me. I don't have to agree with you like you and I don't have to agree with you to dislike you. But. We should be as a country coming together because we're at war. We are at war. Our country is at war with another country. We, whether we hate the commander in chief or not, which I don't. But whether you hate the commander in chief or not, you're fighting. You should be praying for our men and women that are at war. Absolutely. That are fighting to liberate another country that will ultimately save your children and your grandchildren and your great-grandchildren from being bombed. Yeah. But and hopefully give women and everybody, everybody a better life. Exactly. Exactly. And because I don't know of anyone that says on their bingo card this summer, I'm going to go to Iran. All right. I'm going to Dubai, but I'll skip Iran. Yeah. No one is saying that it's a hot vacation spot. No one's saying that that the place people are fleeing the country. So clearly if the people that's there don't want to be there, I'm not going to punch my ticket to go. Yeah, which I just got my back where I can start doing that again. But. It's it's baffling to me that we can't even that you hate someone so bad that you will root for the other side that our country is fighting against and place our men and women in harm's way. You're talking about he sent our young our young sons and daughters to war. The same young sons and daughters that you're praying get killed and that Iran wins the war. Now, think about the hypocrisy there. Yeah, you're sitting here saying that President Trump sent your these sons and daughters to war. Keep in mind these sons and daughters enlisted. Right. They were not drafted. They enlisted. They get a paycheck for being in the armed services. That's we are forever grateful. Exactly. But that's the career that they chose. So when you sign up, you know that there may come a time that you go to war. Right. And our job here is to support them. Exactly. Absolutely. And when I saw that young man, that pitch of him smiling and his and his brothers in the army wrapped their arms around him on that plane. Folks, I ain't a lie to you. I was crying like the woman at the whale. I was so emotional over that because I was prayed for that kid every day for God to please right place a protective hedge around him and keep a healing hand on him and look what God did. And then it came out that the first message he sent out was God is good. Now, think about that. And it was like I was saying to you this morning about what happened this morning. The text message that I got and I looked at you and I said, look at my life, look at the things that are happening, look at the opportunities that are happening and look at where we were a year ago and tell me that that's not God. So, folks, if you don't believe in God, look at Tide's life and look at all the blessings that are happening for me. And then because if you can't, a lot of people say, well, I don't believe in what I can't see. Well, you can see me. Know that I am living a Joseph life. God has taken what was meant to destroy me and turned it into something that is building me greater than I've ever been. So I am grateful for that. And I'm grateful for this young man who is now and he and the other soldier that a pilot that was ejected, they got him that same day. 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