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Basically every friend that we have is either currently pregnant or about to have a child or just had a child. So it's our turn. That's what we want to do. That's the separate taking. The issue that I want your advice on is when we are fucking, fuck a lot, we have good sex, 10 out of 10 would recommend. We do it a lot more aggressive than most I would assume are from previous sex having. I don't know if I feel comfortable impregnating my fiance soon to be wife, future mother of my child in an aggressive manner. What's your advice? Either get over it or do it left. If the love making is devilish, then the boy will come out a devil. What are you, a fucking idiot? I mean honestly, you're a good guy. Born in hate. This is one of the stupidest questions I've ever gotten in my life. Sometimes I've heard if you come with your eyes closed, the boy's born blind. Literally I had coworkers who were like, if the girl's on top, it's a girl. If the guy's on top, it's a guy. I'm not kidding. If you want twins, you double come. You double come. That's how it starts. So I don't really want to, this is just so fucking stupid and something so dumb to worry about. You're not like, okay, so you don't want to associate rough sex with the idea of a baby. You want to associate sex with a baby? Like once you're fucked, unless you have elective and vitro fertilization. I understand what you're saying. You know what, I'm not surprised, Greg. No disrespect, but of course you do. He's not saying, what he's saying is when I have the memory of my loving child being born, do I want to associate that also with the fucking- Exactly, just fucking bitch. And so let me also tell you this, there was about six months to a year where we thought my first son was consummated, conceived at the Borgata Hotel and Casino, and part of me was like, I don't know what kind of child we're going to have with this. Right, well again, that's insanely stupid to think. Right, but you get something, it's something there. Turns out it was there. Well there really is nothing there. There's really nothing there. What a seep into my cum. Into your jizz. And it's getting to come out asking for money. This is insane. You think because your child was conceived at a Borgata, he's going to like gamble as an adult? I'll say this, not a hundred percent, but two percent. Like just one little voice in my head goes, Two is too high. Two is so high. It should be the point digits, man. And he grows up and he's like, hey man, I bet you that I'll, I bet you our race car goes faster. I'm going to go, what's the fucking Borgata? What's the fucking Borgata? Now maybe is there something about, see, what's very funny is you're the kind of guy who would go to the Borgata with his wife. That way more means he might be a gambler. I was at a gig. I was at a gig. I'm just saying. She came to visit. Okay. My grandfather died in a fucking racetrack. So I won't gamble. That's why he might gamble though. Not because you nutted your wife at a Borgata. It actually didn't happen at the Borgata, so I just wanted to know. How did you go back and figure it out? Because my wife was like, that means he would have been born in three months. I see. And I was like, oh, right. Oh, so you really don't even get, see, okay. This is proof that you should not worry about this. Because Greg thought he had been pregnant at his wife at a Borgata, even though it happened three months before the baby was born or whatever. Yeah, whatever. Okay, so that's, so yeah, dude, this is one of the stupidest worries you could possibly have. It has no effect on it. My advice would be stop being a fucking, you know, again, medieval peasant brain. Stop having fucking villager brain. Fuck your wife as much as you like in a way that makes you both happy. Because take it from her perspective. She likes this. She likes, now all of a sudden she has to have, get fucked in a way she doesn't really enjoy because you have some weird hang up about the symbolism of being conceived with rough sex. Now he's born and boredom. It'd be one thing if you were, if this guy was a poet, right, who cared about symbols or an artist or anything like that, maybe, but I'm going to guess you never have considered symbolism until this moment, until it changes. And by the way, we need to fucking take away the, we need to stop demonizing types of sex. You're talking about sex with a loving couple. That's beautiful no matter what fucking weird shit you're doing. And you should, you should conceive your child in a truthful manner. I would argue that you, you, there's the equally as powerful as if, if this was true, which it's not, right? But if, if we live in a world where the way you conceive your child could affect it, his father half-assedly, you would rather him be conceived with a half-ass fuck. You would rather he be like, then what? You're going to get a guy who doesn't really fucking hustle. He doesn't give 110%. You need to fuck your wife as hard as possible so you have a fucking grind set go get her. You could, you could be, you could be taking, taking a Gary Vee away from the world. If you don't fuck your wife good, your kid won't grind hard dude. So anyway, that's my advice to your fucking dumb shit for worrying about this. Any other takes boys? No. Well, yeah. You know what to take? It's from a while ago. Tell them. Some of my favorite memories, and it seems like it shouldn't be, but yeah, some of my favorite memories of my wife are choking her whilst she's having a blistering orgasm. Do you know what I mean? That should be horrible. That's beautiful. But it's like that. I, to see her that free and happy and she's free, you're making her nut. Yeah. You want to take that essence away from your child's birth. You want your wife being like yawning while you're nutting her and that's who comes out. So either you're stupid and you shouldn't care about this at all. Or even if you're right, the symbolism of not making your wife bust and bring a child into this world, that's disgusting to us. My wife was dressed like Jabba the Hutt. That just does it for me. Yeah, and you were looking like that. You were not that dark. Look, man, it's more true of me than you. If we just dress like that. Yeah, you and, I mean, how many? That's got to be the number one, like, nerd costume that happens is Jabba and Slave Leia. Sure. Just how many fat pieces of shit get, you know what I mean? Like, because there are hot women who love nerdy shit so much that they respect a fat guy with that kind of knowledge. That exists. There's at least 10 couples out there that are weird comic-on couples. I love her just going, hey, honey, for Christmas, I mean, for Halloween, let's do a couple's costume. I'll be Slave Leia. And he's like, who am I going to be? And she's like, oh. Well, I mean, obviously, I mean, I thought I'm solo, but I want to be Slave Leia. That doesn't really make sense. Who was there, right? Can you do me? I don't know. Let's brainstorm. Who else? Max Reboot. Like, Nestle Sierra Leia. It's a Halloween party, of course. You don't have to look like the character, but he's like, oh, I guess I'll be Salacious Crumb. Yeah. He's like, should I be Luke? And she's like, my brother? Weird. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's, oh, I'll be Jabba. Maybe I can get a fat suit. She's like, yeah. Yeah, maybe. We have to. What a weird life it would be Jabba. To be Jabba the Hutt. No legs. You got to live like, and you see other people who have legs. And robots. And robots. This Jabba have a cock. I mean, maybe it comes out like a turtle. Maybe it probably comes out. And have you seen in the new one, Jeremy Allen White is playing a jacked version of Jabba? Nice. His son or something? He's playing a son. It sounds like icky or something. Stinky. Stinky the Hutt. I like that cartoon. I'm like, I pretend like I don't know him. Yeah, yeah. But why is he jacked? Can you give us some Star Wars lore? Well, we don't know. Last we saw him was a child. He was a little baby. So I guess he worked out a little bit. What does that make sense? Because he sees what his dad's fat. Yes, you were right. He was choked to death. He was so fucking fat, some dumb bitch with her tits out, killed him. Choked him because on his fucking own gullet. Yeah. And that'll never happen to him. Right, exactly. I don't want to see Jack Jabba's. I want to see fat ones sitting on a thing. I don't want to see them running around. Do you think his dick is the end of his tail or something? You suck on the end of his tail and it's like getting your dick sucked. Oh, like it's all connected? That'd be interesting. Like he's like a, it's like a pluribus. He's actually in some ways one huge penis. Right. The dick is the tip of his tail. Whoa. He's kind of the nuts. Maybe and that's what happens if you're led by your dick. That's who you are. That's beautiful poetry as well. Do you have to go, Greg? Let's check the maps. Fuck, I got to drive in the city and I'm high. Oh, you have a, you brought your car though? No, I got to take the train. We'll get you a car. You're giving me a car? Yeah, of course. Oh, right. Of course, dude. I always like to pretend that everybody that it's like, I couldn't possibly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you unplug all this bullshit while we fucking do some, while we do some fucking, another call. Elders do a call. On booking.com, it's easy to book your holiday home. And thanks to flexible cancellation, there's no more. Lunch is all booked, folks. Oh, Kaz and Robert coming now. With booking.com, you're free to be flexible. Oh, easy. So you can go from home to holiday home with no dramas. Bigger place booked. On booking.com, finding a holiday home is easy. 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