Tim Bagley and Mercedes Javid: Goats & Mom Hacks

When you're Jeff Lewis the drama never stops for the last is a decade you've been covering disasters. That's right That's why he's here The math ain't math and in the gay ain't gay in later. You're gonna need to do maintenance. Why to be attracted for who oh for us Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues in today's episode Tim Bagley and Mercedes Javid join the show We talk about goats running wild Mother's Day plans and clever mom hacks Good morning, good morning. Welcome back Tim. Thank you for showing up on the right day this time For those of you that don't know Tim was here yesterday. He showed up bright and early However, he was not scheduled for yesterday. He was scheduled for today. Yes, that's that happens sometimes And I'm about two years from wandering around Anaheim in my underpants So Was it was it it was a publicist mistake is that correct? No, it was my mistake. Oh, it was your mistake It was my mistake. I I Clearly when I looked at yeah, I have an old-timey calendar. So I looked at my old-timey calendar it was clearly Friday, but I was there on Thursday and So it was my mistake, but I think it was just that I was excited to be here I think so did you run into Doug Buden because he's scheduled for next week and he usually gets here a few days early No, I didn't run into him. Okay. Um, how do you like the lens? What's that you're talking about wait what you said the old-time calendar? What is that physical? Yeah, yeah, that's what I have Yeah, that's what I have. Do you have one too? I love to write things down. I think that's so That's not answering the question Do you do your phone or do you do the regular old-timey calendar? I have both I prefer the old-time. Oh, okay Yep, I can't exist without it. Yeah, I I like it it. Um, I like to see things I'm very visual same same So let me ask you about your dayminder because they have the ones where the entire day is on two pages and then you have the one The week at a glance I use week at a glance. I got to see the whole week I use week at a glance. Yeah myself and um, I have done that one year a couple years I've done it where you get two pages at a time, but I actually like to see the whole week same So I know what is happening. You can see the whole yeah, like that like that. Is that the same thing you have? No, I have a smaller one. I have a smaller one. Well Shane carries my at a glance around So I can do the larger one now Do you keep the ones from previous years because I have dimension? So I can look back and it's kind of fun to look back. I'm like, oh my god. I went there I did that I met this person. Do you ever do that look back at your old ones? No, I'm not interested in looking backwards Jeff Oh, um, focus on the future. Here's what I do. I save them. I think it's seven years You're supposed to save your taxes and stuff. So I save them just in case but then the minute I you know I Hit that seven-year period I get rid of them You actually should save it just a little longer really like eight or nine years because when I got audited Years and years and years ago. They actually had to go back to year eight and They went back to year eight and so AC Right exactly. So sometimes if the IRS, you know, they say that so even though it was for the seventh year They had gone back one more year. So I didn't have all the documentation Okay, yeah Good to know good to know so keep it a few more years I will take that note so keep so you should have dayminders from eight or nine years back All right now it lens wipes. We've got new ones. Yes. How do you feel about them? Well, I enjoyed it I used it to clean my phone and I feel like it's a really lovely parting gift. It is now. These are pre-moistened Yeah, it was pre-moistened and it smells good and it feels fresh It does and I think you would like these a lot better than the other ones the other ones were too wet Yeah, so this is a different supplier this one is in a foil package and I'm enjoying them I have to tell you so these are your favorite. I am three brands Yes, it's the right amount of wetness and it's giving me the cleansing I need Mercedes. Do you have any feedback? I have one of each so I feel like I should save these because one is wow fresh and one is a sightsever Yeah, it has a sheen and it's glossy. I just match. I think you go for the sightsever Okay, because I was thinking one of these is like the ones you get at the crab house the Maryland crab house When you have lobsters and no, oh, yeah, that's like a wet wipe. That's not yeah, lemony These are specifically not the same category glasses and phones Tim did you fall asleep? No, I'm I just think that you should use them because if you want I'm sure that Jeff will give you more Well serious exam is one of the only things we get for free. That's nice. So we do take advantage I pass them out to everyone every day. We also could stop in the photo booth. I want to apologize for Jameson I have to do this often Were you here we need that? Tim, I just want to tell you I don't want to make this weird, but I just want to tell you I'm a really big fan And I never say anything I usually keep my big fat mouth shut But I want to give Tim his fires because I'm a huge fan of the comeback and I'm loving him on the season You're making this weird now. No, every actor loves Alkalades and Jeff, please don't ruin this for me I enjoy Accolades when somebody gives me flowers it makes me feel good. So please don't ruin this for me I never say anything. I keep it cool. I never say anything I really don't like when the team fan girls out on actors and actresses here So just it wouldn't kill you to give me a compliment Give me give me a little time Actually, I will tell you I'm very excited. So I've been following this new Carrie series I you know, I heard about it when it was announced and I was I'm very excited to watch it I think it's a Zach Noe towers Jeff Lewis kind of interest. Yeah, that's kind of our thing. So I Was surprised to hear you were involved Yes, and I'll tell you why I Don't see you as a dramatic actor. I guess everything I've seen you in you're very funny I see you as a comedic actor. So I'm interested to see you in a dramatic role Well, Jeff, there's so much you don't know about you. Just got a soul multifaceted. I have so many surprises How long am I making this weird? No, Jeff, you're fangirling now No, no, no, but yeah context about this Carrie. Is it the remake of the sissy's basic? Yes, it's a series It's a episode series and I'm in six of them and it's with Mike Flanagan who's you know this brilliant brilliant movie maker and writer and director and I had an incredible experience and I think it's coming out in October. I'm excited. So you play do you play Carrie's father? No, I play her That the school guidance counselor and her ally. Oh, but did she kill you too? I'm not gonna say that I bet she does She blow up the whole town, you know what you have to read the Stephen King book to get that answer out of me Because I think doesn't she doesn't it's not just the school that blows up. Isn't it? I think it's the whole town Can't the TV series stray from the original story sure yeah, it could they could do that So in the first episode is that when it all goes down and then they like Four minutes ago You know what? I really I really cannot talk about Carrie at this juncture I really can't they've they've told me I signed an NDA Yeah, and I don't want to get myself in trouble all I can say is it's it's really good It's very well written The acting was really good the girl that they got to play Carrie is this very young actress and she was just brilliant and it's You know Samantha Sloane Samantha Sloane Plays her mother and she's brilliant and it's really scary and Fantastic, I can't wait for it's on Amazon. I'm excited. I was on October. So you have to come back I will I know you like to come over a year and a half No, you should come back and promote Carrie No, I will also the comeback so I watched season one and two then there was a long pause before three came out I've been checking and I've watched like maybe two episodes of the comeback so far I've just been kind of catching an up here and there, but you're in that as well. Yes. I am I'm in six of the Eight episodes of that Go ahead James. No go ahead I have nothing to say. I'm such a fan of the comeback It's one of my now it's so fun the comeback is just such a great show and it's from season to season It's great and this is the last one right? Well, this is the last season. Yes, right? There's only three three and why did she decide to do that because I heard Lisa Kudrow talking about not bringing it back further well, it's They they had one the first one was actually cancelled after the first season and then it was brought back ten years after that and then ten years later the third season and it's kind of you know in three, you know And it's you see her growth as a character and you see I mean, it's just I Can't I don't want to say too much about the ending because there's one more episode left but if you've been watching it you see that her character is growing and It kind of feels right I think to to end it. Did you sign an NDA on that one too? Right, I can talk about it. I can talk about what's already aired Okay, so heartwarming is Lisa Kudrow's character Valerie cherishes. She just wants it to work so bad Whatever it is. She just wants it to work. Yeah, trying her hardest Can you relate to that? I cannot we can all relate to I can tell just want it to go and It's very relatable in that capacity and Tim's character in the season super fun Do you want to zotograph now or do you want to wait? I'll just attack them in the parking Are you single I am single okay, then there you go go to the bathroom Why do you take it there? He needs a private. I don't know how they do things in Cali passes You know Believe it or not. We're not in the 60s Where things were taken to bathrooms and you know, that's where people used to meet like back and you know like the 60s maybe mid 70s. What about a studio? There are a lot of other studios that aren't being used right now, right? I think she's I think she's What are we talking about? He has a boyfriend And also Mercedes I am not a horror Jameson is a catch Yeah, he is a catch and so he's been caught. Well, thank you Mercedes now during our Our morning conference room breakfast. We were discussing Mercedes was talking about something that happened that she felt we all should have known about and it apparently there was some sort of drug Bust in her very affluent community. It was at a nanny or was it a housekeeper? It was a nanny right and so she was talking about it as if we should know all the details because it was in the acorn Yeah, the acorn and now I don't I didn't know what the acorn was nobody does It's it's the it's apparently the local paper in Calabasas the people of Calabasas though I don't live in Calabasas. I don't either. No, so I don't know what they call And she was talking about the acorn like we all should read this Yeah, right Yeah, well, it was a big story 40 pounds of fentanyl being distributed at MacArthur Park that that made me very mad. Oh, I did hear about that Yeah, that was really that didn't make me feel safe to so what so it was not in your gated community That could not be farther from Calabasas MacArthur Park. No, but they distribute it. They found it there. Oh, where they found 40 pounds of fentanyl. Yes in the same like in the same community by where we live Oh in Calabasas. Yes. Oh, they were distributing it in MacArthur Park to the people That get their drugs at MacArthur. Did they find it in your gated community? No, no Thank God, but close to where Tommy lives because you made it sound like it was right next door Yeah, she did and also like it was affecting her life personally Thank God, no, well, who's the nanny? I mean, I can't blow up someone else's spot It'll probably come out later, but it's someone did you tell somebody in Calabasas a nanny that lives in Calabasas Not anymore. She better be locked up. I feel like I need to start reading the acorn. Oh, I'm feel like we're missing out Acorn It's got news neighbors opinions on the town crime community. There's a lot in the course obituaries Well, that's good for me too. Well, what I feel like a bit why so you look for their homes? Yeah Oh, would you like an ambulance or maybe yeah, or maybe if it's like the woman died then I can go for the man Oh boy. Wow. She's at an all-time low. No, you know, there's a bathroom A bathroom at the acorn headquarters But did you tell Tim about that you? Detective Javid has uncovered an affair that's happening in your community. That's another terrible thing. Okay. Did you sign an NTA? Tell us so After drop-off every morning, I come back and I grab my puppy drop off at MacArthur Park Wait drop off. Yeah, explain what drop off drop off. I drop off my son at school. Oh, okay first grade Okay, and I go right back home and I grab my puppy. She's ten and We go I was wondering how old the puppy was. Yeah, I wonder if the acorn is on the but I would call her puppy if she's ten I don't know. I wouldn't either. Yeah, okay, right and she prances like a puppy exactly little Chihuahua, but she's ten Yes, but she's very young at heart So we're walking and we walk around my gated community So the people who live in the community are also walking around in their yoga outfits. Okay one of them Goes up embraces the other gives them a long kiss like the kind that you imagine in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris And then she kisses him back and then they go two separate directions Only thing is that they both have significant others. They're married both of them One is engaged and the other one is boyfriend girlfriend and they live in the community in the community They're having an affair. Yes, I've seen desperate housewives. Yes. Did you call the acorn? Wow Why were they doing it on the street? It's not in the street. It's more like the What the park grounds like grounds so it's somewhat private but public it is I mean it's open They want to get caught Tim. I you know, I was thinking that if you're kissing in public. Yep There's a part of you that is Looking to get out to get out. Yep. Yeah, so who are they? Okay, so I thought about it and I was like all these people they have in front of their houses ring devices and If you want to you can just tap in and listen, right? And then that husband from Rory real housewives of Rhode Island He was just caught by installing he cheats and he installs. Yes Recording devices in his home so that he can spy on his wife while she's at home alone Having conversations. Is that so they're not legal. No, no So purpose so they're purposely going outside and making out so that way it's they're not on camera Yeah, cuz we have a gym and a pool and a couple of pools, but when they kissed Did you get the vibe like they've already had sex? It's yeah, absolutely. Absolutely Was there any part of you that wanted to say I see you yes, but you didn't you held back I pretended I hid under my hat. I don't go outside. Oh, so they didn't see you If you can't see them why on earth would they be able to see you? It was her invisible cloak I Get it. I really get it Was there anyone else in the park? Nobody else it wasn't a park. It was in the community It's just like a bike path with grass and like mountains and good things like you can see goats in my neighborhood things like that. Yes Why are you annoyed we're asking you? Like it's so gross Because I personally feel offended when somebody that means those other two people were at work sad and yeah Like it makes me lose faith in people that they're doing that and the other person is Somewhere out in the world trying to you know do the right thing and their spouses or boyfriends or girlfriends are just or maybe they're all miserable You don't really know their situation. They might be in Polyamorous open situations. You don't really know in Calabasas Lives of Mormon wives. That was the whole thing. They're all Oh, really people that you think are at home with their with their husbands Okay, I'm wondering if you saw a picture if you would know the difference between a goat and a coyote You're right not a lot of goats in Calabas. I just don't see them wandering around Of them Goats check the a corn in gated communities. I'm surprised. They don't write about this in the acorn It is it is something they are missing. It's it's part of it's not part of where I live the houses are not big enough It's just like a townhouse community, but the ones that have the the ranches. They have the go Oh, you mean the goats just wander around or do they do they are they gated? They actually the also in the acorn was when the goats went on to more a road. We don't read it We don't read it. So we don't know more. I don't know Don't know about the acorn in MJ's offense according to the internet. Yes There are goats in Calabasas commonly used for brush clearance and wildfire prevention That's when they went there the goats that was that would be dated a couple of weeks ago This is on Murrow Road near the 101 freeway Goats were brought in to graze on the dried up vegetation along the road which helps prevent wildfire They were surrounded by a great idea. They don't look like coyotes to you No, but I did I did see three different dogs Mixed in with the goats Close to the freeway Tim. Do you see that? Well, that's Maro Road? That's Maro Road, which runs parallel to the 101. That's how we get to school every morning Mara Road after the drop-off or before the drop-off on the way to the drop off Actually, and you were saying that you want to kind of update or you want to elevate your carpool look My carpool. Yes, like what do you wear to carpool? Oh when you're driving dropping off I mean, I look like a homeless person. What are you talking about? I look crazy So I want to commit to getting dressed and being more presentable more days of the week than I actually do But you're wearing right now is lovely and appropriate So why not that? Well, I'm wondering how many days how many days are you not getting dressed most? That sounds like clinical depression That is why shout out to dr. Monica Casey for helping me get it together. Oh boy. She's a doctor now She's a spray-tea and she's his friend or our friend and a state manager. She's an estate manager Oh and our dear friend so she you know people don't tell you enough like people don't Grab you and shake you and tell you you've got to go to the doctor get your blood panel get the results Find out what's wrong with you and I really was I think I'm just climbing out of it now Like you're a clinical depression 100% you nailed that Tim Insightful intuitive now Kathleen in Colorado ship said about something line to she met a Tim Kathleen Jeff hey, what's going on? We have a problem. Okay. Okay. You need to do an emergency PSA for all these damn husbands who don't don't understand what it means to be a chump When we are chumps, we are chumps to the core. Yes. We follow We we It's important. We're chumps. It's a part of our life. What's going on with your husband? Okay, I was a VIP at Brea. I was a VVIP in Phoenix I wanted to get tickets to San Francisco. Yes, you've already been to it in December and March and they don't understand It's different different show going home Thank you different people different show. We need to support We need activism. What is going on the world is falling apart. I totally agree with you. What's your husband's name? We call him Ricky titties and by the way And by the way, I'm the one who I'm the one who gave you the Toby pajamas and cents all the day. Oh, thank you so much for that. So Ricky titties. Is that what you said? Yeah Okay, I'm assuming has does he have moves or I have I have I have a lesbian friend Who has no titties and she goes Jesus your husband's got bigger titties than I do And that okay, so they earned that nickname. I see how long you've been married 30 law no wonderful years. I still love him, but he doesn't get what it means to be a chump. Yeah Have you tried to include him in your interest? Have you ever played him little segments little segments play him segments that you think he might find interesting See if you can't get him to be a chump You're You're the only thing that is on in my car and when it's not on the car I put it on my phone and do play that it's all I listen to Okay, eventually we will suck him in and he will he will attend live events with you I think so share something with him what you like that you think he might like and then maybe he can Understand when you go to these events You're missing the point. I don't give a shit if he goes or not I miss that I didn't understand the rage Frankly, I don't want to waste my money on that Because I'm coming in from Colorado every trip. He needs to understand why I need to go every event She doesn't want to pay to airline ticket. Yeah, I got it. I totally got it. I got it. No, I get it. Okay, forgive me Right, I hope you can work that out with him and so we're not gonna see you in San Francisco Kathleen Can you do VIP because I think they are you can do that upgrade for the VIP only if you're a current ticket holder when I went She didn't buy a general admission Kathleen Kathleen. Do you have a ticket? Oh Kathleen? What about this? No, I didn't do anything In September we are planning San Diego in December. We are planning Brea. Can you do one or both of those? Yes, as long as I know in time to get VVIP, okay, fine. All right DM Shane DM Shane we'll give you a heads up. Okay Kathleen. I think you should still try to go to this one I don't think you should wait until the tickets are sold. How's she gonna go? What do you mean? You there's not another tier that she can grab. They're all sold out. Oh, so she's not gonna she can't go All right, I have another idea You know what Andy Cohen does if someone can't go then they'll call into the radio and then she can Kathleen can grab the tickets Or how about they call Tim or they DM Tim? I'm not necessarily that but I have a suggestion What was his name? Titties Ricky Titties Ricky titties if you tell Ricky titties that you're gonna not go to this one Out of respect for his request smart that you want to bank those other two smart and then you can get your special tickets I think she got mad at you specifically Tim. She hung up. Oh Yeah, that yeah, but that is a great idea though. She should have stayed on the line She's probably listening anyway. That was a great idea. It's exactly how she should play it Do you have any advice for a short fuse Kathleen? No, I think that Kathleen is is gonna do her own thing no matter what I I don't think she was interested in me or my advice But Tim I want you to understand. She's not mad at you. She's mad at Ricky titties. I know what I understand She was projecting on you. Titties doesn't understand what she wants. She he doesn't understand the chump Verse either did you you didn't understand her needs just now either did you I Think I did Mercedes. Please don't come for me Mercedes. He came up with a really great plan I came up I tried to help her Mercedes now as I'm trying to help you Bryant in Nashville line three Hey, Bryant Hey, how are ya good? What's up? So yesterday I'm working I work from home and I'm just you know working away. Let's on a conference call and these two vehicles they backed into parking spaces and This guy puts up a window shade and everything and my clothes and I'm resting. I'm like you didn't live here and so then this other hooker comes up and she gets backs in to and They get into the backseat of the vehicle so the police arrive and Pulled them out of the vehicle and He's out they both neck in and he's out and all his glory has dingaling I mean it let's just say it was a California raisin. Okay. I mean there were more Was it a hooker I You know, well, she wasn't pretty neither was him and And but it was I mean they had more Rolls on I mean if they were not California raisin, they were definitely a tootsie roll But it was most disgusting thing and then Yes, they were very much Penis or you saying that they're both they're both overweight and then how was his penis? Well, I mean you can't really see it Observation so it could have been a micro penis. I see okay, how long did you sit there and watch? Well, I mean not I was just like this is well I couldn't see them having sex because he put up the the shade like they've done this before and everything but I mean the the police officer she got him out of the vehicle and I mean she was reading them the right act so It was it was For a while right, right? Well, I mean I wasn't really paying attention to my work call. So yeah, pretty much Right, just to clarify. What do we mean about the raisin and the tootsie roll? Are you talking about genitalia? No, I'm talking about they had more they had more rolls. Oh, they were rolling I mean they were large they were like rollie polly They were like Yeah, now we got it but passionate very passion what kind of car were they in I Mean, you know kind of like a broke down like Toyota Corolla kind of like the car is going to have sex in that is a compact car very compact have sex in it It's also not comfortable to have sex when you're that overweight. So you'd really got to love and be passionate for that other person To go through the trouble of having sex in a Corolla Right, you'd be pretty horny to do that. There's no room in that back Not a lot of options or positions. I would think what position were they in yeah, what position? Well, he couldn't see he had they had the who's always work call. He was wearing a hat. No one could see No, but he had the the shield up that so that they couldn't see but my carry my key what I'm curious about Bryant is Who called the police? Why did the police show up was that? you I gotta go You called the police on them Bryant Yes This is not I mean, this is a nice neighborhood. We are not we don't do trash. I mean, this is not If ugly people having sex in front of your house you would call the police. Yeah, I call 911 for sure Well, thanks, Bryant. I mean, yeah, I guess that makes sense I mean, I feel like I would if they're like that unattractive But what's interesting is that Bryant watched from start to finish before he called the police Well, he just didn't he he was distracted from his phone call his work calls. Yeah All right, so what is that what's the status of you and Jamie Kennedy's relationship? So I'm gonna go over there after this stop by his house and I haven't gotten the Formal housewarming gift yet because who knows what it should be but I am gonna take him to donuts and coffee I feel like we're Good Definitely, he likes was it Trey host tray host. He loves tray house donuts. Okay, cuz I was like, well, what can I do at 7 o'clock in the morning? No, I I said before that Aside from that one day on radio where he just had a bad day you called it an episode. I don't know. I'm not an analyst I'm just saying I have moved on. I think that he What about the well? Oh What's going on with the well? I think that's added value to the property. Oh, that's oh, oh really Yeah, I think that how do you get to have and each one of those hooks like those holes in the in the tunnel That's for people to climb up and down so that's like pretty well developed So you think it's an upgrade? Definitely You want a well on your property you don't have to go through the trouble of putting in a well, right? You have one already installed. That's expensive to dig a 30 foot 4 by 4 well, and that's concrete I love your spin on this. Absolutely. It's really great. I mean it wasn't enough that it appraised about half a million Over what yeah, but now he's got even more value Hey Mercedes, what's at the bottom of the well? TBD You know skies the limit, you know or what's the opposite of this, you know So but didn't you scope at the other day I was gonna call him and find out what were the results So I called him and I said I begged him Please don't repel down the line No, put a camera because they said there could be poisonous gases down their temp Originally Jamie wanted to climb down the well Why? He forgot that he could he yeah, he forgot that a camera can do it Yeah, he needs those big commercial like lights just like light it up and see what's going on in there How far down does it go? They think 30 feet? Oh, wow, but see what I'm curious is that there's tunnels down there Yeah, I mean I thought it could be a Trafficking twink trafficking for sure. I agree. Yes, right in that West Hollywood area. Oh, it's in West Hollywood ish Yeah, why would somebody build a well? I Don't know but I didn't realize it was covered up probably to improve the research There it is right there. Oh, yeah, it's really crazy. It's concrete. Oh, so Jack Osborne thinks it's a portal of some kind Oh someone else said vampires Okay, so there's a lot of different ideas Well, there's a camera going down there. They yeah, what what happens when they get to the bottom and the bricks are round Yeah, it's there. I've never seen anything like that It's very purposeful, but see all the holes so maybe because Carrie was saying it could be a leech pit of some kind What does that mean? What's a leech pit? No, no, can we look up leech pit? I love how you just dropped that. That's what she told me about it. A bomb shelter. Oh, no, that's not a bomb shelter That looks like a silence at the lamb situation It's a covered porous walled underground chamber that receives and filters pre-treated wastewater From a septic tank. Oh, yeah. Oh, that would and the picture it's showing is Concrete slabs with holes in it the way these bricks have holes in it Yeah, but I think he's still gonna have to don't you think you have to spend some money to remedy that? No, I think it's dry So there's nothing to remedy you don't need to fill it up because it's kind of dangerous He can fill it up with water grab grab water Say gravel or dirt I wouldn't say water would you know no water would make no sense Unless you're interested in something That's gonna increase the value What would you sell that is like a water feature a water feature? It's a waterfront property There's water in the front of the property now exotic places where they're like Oh, and when you go to this river you can just jump in and then you know rappel back up But in this situation they would jump in swim down and drown. Yeah, I don't think I wouldn't encourage that Mercedes I don't think it's a good idea. You should put the hose in there I don't know if you guys notice this but there's water coming out of some of the holes in the video Yeah, oh, I didn't even know I didn't notice that Oscar Oscar look at that The water coming from Oscar Very attentive to details look at that. Is that the bottom right there where the dirt is? I wonder if that is the bottom or if it's just where he's where his camera couldn't go somebody said maybe poop in it Why would you do that? I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that either Chomp why not just what was her name something kitty? You just use the toilet Yeah, no reason to you go out there and do that Oh We do have the congratulations. Oh by the way. Oh wait hold on Jamie Jamie and I are ready to come back to radio together together. Yeah, okay good to know But I was gonna congratulate you on selling 837 Northwest Yes, good job Mercedes It did record yesterday and I am so happy it it took a little while because took some time Yeah, it took a while and it was such a great look is such a great location And it was a really great price for a really spacious two-bedroom, but close for 605. Okay pretty good Did you know about that hidden well? Oh? That's actually a good question. We did you look at the preliminary Tata report? Yes. It was nothing on there No, did you find it Mercedes? Oh, I didn't find it his assistant was Pulling back the sod. I think you mean do you mean the house or the well the well well Okay, the assistant found it the assistant found it in the driveway about three months after we closed for oh Four months as it was loose. So he has he has this big, you know Poor concrete in place with the full on in between and he walked on it was loose, okay? And then he started investigating and he found the big He pulled back the turf and then underneath it was all discoverer there it is He pulled back this turf that trellis driveway. Yes Shane. Do you have an appearance tonight that you want to? promote Oh Alaska Airlines. Yes, I'm making an appearance from 6 to 7 p.m. Terminal 6 at LA X Where are you going? I'm going home to Washington for my mother's day. So first I'll be getting a Starbucks coffee around six Okay, so if anybody wants to meet Shane, yeah, we'll be there for an hour six to seven at Alaska Airlines terminal six at LAX You'll know it's me because I have my serious XM branded bag that I'm using to travel today. Oh nice It's at Jeff's house a nice carry on you're not doing ship-and-play. I'm not shipping a plane because I do not have the time For this weekend trip. No, did you let the acorn know? Yes Good question. Yes that that that comes out at 10 a.m. Okay. Now. Do you have a mother's day plans? Yes, my mom is coming tomorrow. We are going to Stonehouse, it's this I kind of be your garden in Westlake Village. It's really beautiful I saw that in acorn you did you read about it and so she also Be rates me for about an hour on the podcast. I went I started going to largemont to record the podcast I have a podcast and the Tim and then the the lights are really good, but then she gets really nervous and so she We recorded a mother's day episode. Okay, so that's what the point. Oh, yeah Yeah, okay, I got overwhelmed. I was like, what are you doing for mother's day? And then you start talking about the podcast I think that I think that you wanted to brag about your podcast I did but also she but it's also I'm nervous because I haven't heard it yet and she talks So I was like, hey mom Why don't I come and pick you up and we can do this because she loves it But then it went so badly in my opinion. I haven't heard it not a very seamless transition Do you know? No, I just want to know what you're doing on Sunday. Yeah, that was a simple question and then boy I'm so nervous about it though. No, I think also the restaurant is self-service and open seating no reservations Good to know You're not gonna get a table I know but we'll see what happens We'll see maybe we'll get there early before things are you trying to do it so that you get there and it's like a two hour Wait, and then you can just go home. No Should we choose a restaurant maybe we can make a reservation Now it's Friday. I'm concerned you're not gonna be able to get in sounds like you're setting yourself up for a huge disappointed and then a You're gonna go straight back into that clinical depression And your mom is not the easiest person in the world. So if it doesn't work out, I don't think she's gonna be too happy I don't know. Maybe I can get her drunk Well, that always fixes everything you can sit down. I mean, did you have a bar? Yes standing room only probably Yeah, I will see the mothers. I really think you need to have a plan B I'm going today with the mom group from my school and so I'll scout it out see how it is See how early we need to get there on Sunday. They ask if you can do a reservation while you're there They said no reservations ever. It's always first come first serve It's gonna be a 90 minute wait You don't want to do that with her first grader. No, by the way, I do want to talk about we should tell Tim about that woman That lady's mom hack So she's got this mom group that she hangs out in Calabasas Okay, there's one particular mom who always says give me cash and I'll put it on my credit card Because she wants all the points No, because her husband pays her credit card and she wants to take the cash and go shopping. No She gets so many points from putting like 12 people On her am ex and then she takes these lavish vacations, but that's not money that she spent It's money that other people spent But because she's like, oh, I'll pick up the tab and then she venmo requests everybody for the cash It's pretty smart. She has four times points Yeah, my friends are disgusted by it and they don't want to come like Have they called her out Mercedes? Yes, they have and what does she say? She is so oblivious She cannot read a room and we don't like hanging out with her unless we want to make fun of her But what is the alternative you asked the server to split the check 10 wave? No, someone has to put their card down, right? We just don't need her to do it You know, we can actually put cash down. I think she's entrepreneurial. She's enterprising. I think it's a I would be like sure here She's using the system to her benefit. Absolutely. She's smart. She got a lot of plastic surgery on her insurance She got her insurance to pay for elective surgeries. She's good at spamming a system. What can I say? It sounds like a really Little group of mean girl moms It sure does Well, that one girl knows how to work the system. Let me tell you. Well, good for her We're above board over here. Okay. How was your colonoscopy? Fine Everything went okay. Uh-huh any polyps? No. Okay. Good. Great. None. Is that from my last time here? Okay. Uh, no, I didn't have any polyps. I'm very it's a clean bill of health So you're gonna have to go back soon because you were here a year and a half ago. Uh, it's he said five years Oh, he's gonna give you five years. That's what they said for you, too. Did they? Yeah, I had a couple polyps a few Yeah, two three. That was probably three years ago You just you just got one. Yes. I had one pop and they told me come back in eight years But I'm gonna go back soon. Oh, that's two eight years. Yeah Because I am well, that's weird eight years is a long time. I agree. That's why you 44 Okay, so I'm gonna need it sooner Doctor, what's going on with you and Tommy? Are you still separated? Actually, please. Yes, we are I was hoping that your you and your producers can Edit out anything bad about Tommy in the upcoming season of flipping out. What do you think? Because things are going so well right now. I don't think I said anything about Tommy on flipping out No, but the cameras were here when we were on radio. The cameras were in the conference room when we Yeah, I can't help you on that one. Okay. Well, things are going really well today. Okay. So you guys are civil and friendly and Extremely and that was not, you know, you're co-parenting. He yeah, I have you to blame for the tumultuous January through end of March, but then in April because my son's birthday Persian New Year All these things happen like the Mets were playing the Dodgers. So we we broke him in and now he's nice and shams My son is so happy. He is so happy. So plan on some rough waters October November. I see I see. Yeah, so we're not going to edit out anything mean. No, I mean, I have no control over it I'm so sorry. Okay Shout out to Alex Baskin If you want to call yeah, if you want to call Alex, I'm not the type We're talking about still flipping out. So tim they filmed here and we were talking about her separation And we weren't so kind Well speaking of her ex is there anything that you can say now that uh, well help that situation? Um, you can blame me. It's fine. Yeah, that's it. Just it's my fault Thanks for listening if you want more of this listen to Jeff Lewis live every weekday on serious xm as well as the Jeff Lewis channel exclusively on the serious xm app