Reacting To The Barstool Combine + Who Are The Top 5 NBA Shooters? | Mostly Sports EP 597 | 2.27.26

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You ready? I think so. One, two, three. Lucas, you fucked up the intro. Lucas, this isn't the intro. Lucas, you're playing the wrong video. It's AI, yeah. Wait, look at those arms shaking. Lucas, I think you adjusted the saturation on that. Oh! Yeah, I guess we'll count that as one. I didn't notice T-Bob actually picked it up right there. Welcome to Mostly Sports. I'm Mark Titus. He's Brandon Walker. It is Friday, February 27th. We are live from Chicago. And, Brandon, what do you want to talk about? You know, it's tough to get started after that. I mean, like, usually I'm used to him playing the intro. So, Lucas, can I ask you to play the intro again? And what I want you to do is play our normal intro and definitely, definitely, definitely do not play that clip again. Don't play it again. Don't play that again. Play your normal intro. I'm asking you to play the normal intro right now. Do not play that clip again. Go ahead. There we go. Bar. Stool. Spore. It's more like it. That feels right. That feels right. Goddamn it, Lucas. Goddamn it, Lucas. Lucas. Lucas, that's... Lucas, you did the... Oh, this is a guy who's scared he might not get one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes! Yes! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's using every muscle in his body. Everything he's got. He's using his neck. He pulled his hamstring doing the bench press. Man. Oh, boy. I... is that volleyball record from last year starting to make sense? It is, yeah. That has nothing to do with volleyball. All of his teammates under the bus. Nothing to do with it. I bet his teammates can bench 135. Oh, I bet the girls on the team that he can run under the bus? Yes. He's like, we have too many women? Yes. Too many women. That's the problem. Zero chance any women on our team are doing 135. Zero chance. There's like a 12% chance you could do it again. I don't know. I don't think that was a clean rep at all. No, how was that not a clean rep? T-Bob got that thing top. Yes. Do you want to see the alternate angle? I want to see you go out there and do it again. No, Lucas, can you pull up the... No, we will not be having anything pulled up by Conor Griffin on this show. I don't know what he's done. I don't know what he's done. I don't know how you've doctored this video. I want to go tell you right now, Lucas, whatever he has planned for pulling up, we're going to ixnay that right now. I didn't even send it to myself on Twitter. Okay. Yeah. All right. I did not realize that was going to be fucking made. Did you make that, Lucas? I did, yeah. Yeah, I bet you did. Well, Connor, can I ask you real quick, what in our two years together tells you that was not going to be made? I knew that we were going to play the clip. Sure. I didn't think it would be in the fucking intro. You thought that by doing barely one rep that we were going to give you a standing ovation and say like- No, no, no, no. No, clearly not. But this idea that that was barely a rep. Yes, it was a struggle to get- No, no, no, no, no. It was a rep. I'm giving that 0.8 of a rep. That is just- I think that's 80%. You got it to here and T-Bob put his hand on it and pulled it up. No, no. We just saw it. No, the camera's cut and you couldn't see the full extension of my arm. Lucas, play the intro again, please. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Let's start the show over because we're obviously talking about some bullshit right now. So just play the show. Bar. There we go. Bar. Let's get the show started. Nice shot, Mark. Okay. All right. Here we go. I'll tell you right now. All right. That's 90 pounds on the bar. Are you ready? I think so. One, two, three. Oh, this is a guy who's scared he might not get one. Helped it down, by the way. Yep. And then you touched it right there. Touched it right there. That is full extension. And then grabbed it before the full extension. That was not full extension. That is full extension. I'll move it to like 92%. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. And right there. Right there. The left arm was not fully extended, dude. The left arm was right there. The left arm was right there. The right arm was locked out. The right arm was locked out. If I'm going down for another rep after that, you're not saying, oh, but he didn't go up all the way before he went for that second rep. I ended up. You're not going down for another rep. No. But I'm saying if I was doing that in a course of – What is that? Clearly, yeah. Yeah, if you would have banged out 20 more reps, yeah. Yeah, then nobody's saying, oh, but he didn't go up all the way. That's outrageous. Are you stronger on one side than the other? You are. Why is your right – Barstool in Maine was making jokes that I whack off too much, and that was going out to the world. I just asked a simple question. Why is your right arm so much stronger? What did you say, Lucas? Can I show a video of a clean rep? Yeah, please. Yeah, Lucas did a really good job. All right. Wait a second. Lucas, you came prepared. Is this the alternate angle? Oh, hold on. T-Bob. T-Bob took it all the way down. All the way down. That's a finger spot, though. That's a finger spot. That's a clean rep. I think that's just good spotting. It's certainly cleaner than Conor's rep. I mean, yeah, he got a lot more help, but sure, yeah. Listen, Lucas, I know he's the one who made that intro and everything, and he's a fucking cuck, but I will say, yeah, like he did a good rep yesterday. Piece of shit. Fuck you, Lucas. What do you want to talk about, Brad? Can I? This? Yeah. Yeah, Conor, go ahead. Yes, Connor. I'll break the fourth wall here. There are many times over the past two or three years where there are situations I'm thrown in and I'm meant to look like a fool or an idiot and I play into it because that's my role and it's better for the overall bit. That was not a bit at all yesterday. And Mark even came up to me afterwards and he was like, Connor, you're fucking around. Like, ah-ha, Connor, he did it again. Yeah, you did what Kate did. What? Plant the seeds. Right. So next year you're going into the combine. You do 15. It's all about Connor Griffin. And then you bang out 15. No. Yeah. Not at all. Tate absolutely did a year-long bit. Kudos to him. And Tate threw me under the bus. He fucked me, though, because the whole week leading up. That's way worse. Right? Yeah. But the whole week leading up, I was talking to him about his approach and everything like that, and I had mentioned I was vulnerable, and I said, listen, I don't think I can do a whole lot on this either. And he's like, yeah, when are you going? connor like should i go after you like when are like what do we it seemed like we were like together yeah and then he pulls that under the rug yesterday where he pulls out his strongest man alive shirt and i was like oh fuck you dude he used you to set him up yes exactly so i'll be talking to him later but then again you weren't you wouldn't have been usable if you could have done two reps yes that is true or three reps three three reps maybe four four yeah not asking for much just just really one clean rep would have i mean that would have been good yes it was a struggle one that was that was clean that was me holding it all the way up when it first i don't think you know what clean means that's okay it was not dirty it was not askew it was it was it was the the very definition of askew yeah that bar was askew the bar was leaning yeah but i because yes i i am stronger in one arm than the other here's what i do with that as you will here's That's what I don't understand, Connor. And you are 6'2", 2 1⁄2 maybe. You're 195 pounds. I'm just guessing. And 190, 195. Sure. I'm in the ballpark though, right? 6'2", 195. 6'3", I don't get that. You're active. You play intramural volleyball, basketball. You're not a potato like I am. I assume if I said get down and give me 10 push-ups, you could do it? You could do 10 push-ups. How often do you do push-ups? Not a whole lot. What do you do when you're becoming a physical specimen? So that was overstated. Wait, I fucking... You stated it. Hold on. You stated it. No, no, no, no. But you guys turned it into a bigger thing where you just expect that I... Hold on. Hold on. You made every show about I'm about to become a beast and a specimen. That was when I was... Because the main thing is... The main thing is, Brandon. If you had to separate my life into three parts Yes, let's do that Work life, social life, gym life Sex life That too Four parts Gym life is distant And I've consciously put it there What is it on the pie chart? Work is by far number one And we appreciate that And especially at a place like this I want to work hard, I want to make sure I'm putting in the hours Work is absolutely number one social life too gym life i i've absolutely for the past five years i've known i had to get stronger like i've known i've had to put on muscle i just i haven't put on my so i hear this and i and i hear this and i have i'm not number one in the company i'm not number two i'm not even number three four five six or seven but i i i think i have the ear of somebody who's close to number one you work all the time correct yeah i want to restore your work-life balance i'm going to talk to big cat about getting a gym put in this work facility. Yes, good idea. I'm going to talk to him about getting some weights, some treadmills, all this stuff in here so that you don't have to compromise your balance and you can put some gym into your workout. But you know better than anybody. I was going to go to your defense a little bit. Go ahead. I was just going to say a lot of people like to be like there's a lot of things out there, a lot of things out there to get good at shooting at basketball, get really strong in the gym, get really good at golf. if you're using those things, you're not really working and you're not really making money for the company. That's the thing. Connor is affecting the bottom line, not the top line. That you know for a fact. I'm going to break this little hug up right here. This little bullshit couch hug. I'm going to break this hug up. Because yesterday, Connor Griffin embarrassed the whole show. Let's just say it like it is. He did. He did. He embarrassed the show. By far, I mean, that was the story of the combine, I would say. The story was Tate. No, the story was you. The story was Tate. He redempted himself. He redempted himself. And then the whole fuss of everything afterwards where he's asking about the collab, that was the story. Right. But that wasn't the – that was like – that was off the court. The theatrics. That was off the court. Yeah. That was in the locker room after the game. We're talking about the game. Between the white lines. Yes. But when it comes to that combine yesterday, Connor embarrassed us and, God damn, did you see Ibo? Ibo, I will say, I mean, I know you're good at everything that we do at this company. Every time there's a physical activity, Ivo dominates, but that blew me away yesterday. An absolute pure beast. The 40. What do you do, 30 reps? 30 reps. Ways less than you. Did 30 reps. Just killing it on every single... Made the finals. He was awesome. Shout out to Ivo. I wish you could have brought a trophy home for the trophy game. He did this show proud. Yeah, it was incredible. You more than made up for Conor's shortcomings. I just want to say, as you've won a finals MVP in a championship, You've won a finals MVP in a championship. I've won a finals MVP in a championship. I hope we can finish that trophy case. We can finish that trophy case. What did that look like yesterday? Show the people what Evo brought to them. What? That? What? This was a mistake, by the way. I probably could have won if I didn't grab the putter that fit me. That's you dominating on the field of play right there. That's you. That was Evo. Hunkered over. It's one of the best athletes we have here at the company. And honestly, it kind of fits. Yeah. That's a pretty good putting stance, to be honest. Did he make your feet smaller, or is that just hell? Come on, man. That's a 9 1⁄2. A 9 1⁄2 what? That's a perfectly average size for a man to have. What were you going to say, a youth? For a young man to have. Okay. Ebo dominates these things so much that I don't feel bad about the short jokes. Like, I sometimes feel bad, and then, like, we have events like that, and he's so good at everything that I'm like, no, he has to be short. Oh, he's a dominant athlete. He has to be short. Can you imagine if Ebo was 6'5"? Oh, he wouldn't be here. Yeah. Take out the collegiate athletes at this company, and I'd still say he's a better athlete than some of them. Ebo, bar none, is the best guy that we got. Incredible athlete, great dude, but so short that we put him on a love seat and have to call it a couch because he's on it. This is a full-size couch. Lucas liked that one. You enjoyed that, huh? Hey, fuck you, cuck. Sit back there in your little third chair. Bitch. How did you? Fuck you, Lucas. How did you avoid this yesterday, Lucas? The combine? Yeah, you're content enough. No, not at all. But on Goodnight Barstool, you're the second mic on Goodnight Barstool. There's one mic. Yeah. Is that all you need? Yeah. also that was another thing i was i was thrown into this at the last minute i was going to be on the desk yeah you you hated that you're your content connor yeah but i could still be content connor at the desk if that's the case we weren't making content on the desk okay well then okay then i'm glad that we could get some content out of this but you know for a fact you you are you are unlucky in the fact that there's there's three guys that are admittedly too out of shape to even consider doing these things and that's me eddie and nick and we're just we're just not yeah yeah so if there were two you might be on the desk maybe and you know going back to ibo's point that if i was in that gym and i turned this into my my redemption story where now i'm gonna get fit in the gym over there at the office and i'm gonna be there during work hours and i'm gonna be doing you know for a fact that people would be clowning me because i'm working out during work hours they would clown you for working out? Have this company work out? Connor, you're here during Viva hours, though. Yeah, I'm here during Viva hours. You're here after everybody leaves. Yes. And an hour. I guess, yeah, maybe. But you just... I have a gym member. We got a lot of people at this company. We got a lot of people at this company who will get here at 10.30 and leave at 2.30. We got a lot of those. I don't want to be there. You're not one of those guys. You're a get here at 9, leave about six or seven and then i also don't want to be working out at three o'clock or something you think we should do time cards for a week that would be funny we actually have to punch in i mean we don't have a real this isn't an actual job but but but like it would be funny if we acted like it was nice yeah just did one week hilarious so yeah i also get smoke break if connor works hard all it takes is one sinister editor over there to undo all your hard work All it takes is one Quigs and you're done. It's true. We're all at Quigs' mercy at all times. Quigs and the two most powerful people in this building are not Big Cat and Dave. It is Quigs and Memes. They control the internet. I had a ball 300 yards on the driving range one time, and by the time I got in my car, Quigs had it dribbling 12 yards off the tee box. Lugas, is the combine still set up? Is the bench press still out there? It is. It was this morning when I came in. Do you have a camera on it? Oh, look at the boys. Are they live right now? Yeah. Can you control that camera? I can. Can we get a camera on the bench press? Let's see. Over here. That's a broom. Okay, there it is. Right there. So, Connor, if at any point during the show you want to just go silence the haters and live, like Quigs can't edit a live feed. Sure. Yeah. That opportunity is at your feet right now. It's right there. Appreciate that. Yeah. if at any point. Do you see yourself taking advantage of that opportunity? We'll see. The show's long. I don't know. Just right there waiting for you. Yeah. What are we doing with the Otter and the JMU helmet? Are you guys flaring up your area over there? We don't have much over here. What's the Otter doing every day? The Otter seems like it's an elf on the shelf. It could be anywhere. Is it ruining your couch? Your bed over here for when you sleep? Is that the problem? Is there too much clutter over here now and it's causing you to throw some stuff around when you lay down and put your head on the pillow i throw your otter wherever i want to throw it yeah do you cuddle with the otter be honest i don't i throw that motherfucker to the ground and stomp on it call him dj lucas cut the mic with the mic do you do you cuddle with the otter at night i don't i don't cuddle i don't cuddle with the otter it's the penguin before i move off of it that was embarrassing yesterday I need to get stronger. Yes. Are you going to get stronger, or are you just going to spend a year talking about how you need to get stronger? No, I'm going to get stronger. Rip 10 push-ups right now. You telling us that we overstated the physical specimen shit is so offensive. That was your thing for a while. That was never to put on muscle. That was to get lean for the summer. No, you said physical specimen. That means... For the beach, for volleyball. But that means you're getting ripped. Yeah, you have to have muscle. Yeah, I had to hold. If you become a physical specimen, you're cranking 135. I don't care if you're skinny. I don't care if you're big. Whatever. I put on the Barstool 15. I put on the Barstool 15 in New York, and when we got to Chicago, I was like, okay, by the time summer rolls around, this is 2024, I was like, I need to become a physical specimen for the beat. Okay, so in your scenario, you getting lean, given the muscle that you demonstrated that you have, and you weigh what? 195? Yeah. You would need to lose 80 pounds. Yeah. In order for that muscle that you demonstrated, you know, to get the ratio right, for you to be a lean physical specimen. Maybe. Yeah, it was mainly just beach volleyball and pussy. And that was really the only things that I was worried about. Not necessarily adding on muscle. Now it's adding on muscle. Was it in that order? Yeah, really. So we will move on. We will move on. We're going to move on. Yeah, but I'm glad I could be on the show. What do you say to the people that are like, Connor Griffin cannot talk about sports now? Outrageous. He should not be allowed to talk about sports. Yeah, that already did happen yesterday, but that's just not a qualifier for talking sports at all. You think you should still be allowed to talk about sports? Yeah. I am athletic. I'm just not strong. Okay. But I will get stronger and then watch out. All right. And we'll see where we go. But yeah, no, the deal was I'd be suspended if I couldn't lift 135. Well, that's why I would kind of like to see you get one clean rep because I said you were off the show if you couldn't do 135. Right. But we were celebrating it yesterday. Now you're trifling around with our reputation. You guys did shoulder. No, I mean. We were celebrating it in the moment yesterday. I celebrated because, Lucas, if you want to go ahead and show the clip again, if you want to look in the background, I was preoccupied with a certain chef who was arguing that his arms were longer than mine. Oh. And that argument came at an inopportune time. The clip exists on Twitter. We don't have to keep rolling back the intro. Freeze it right there. Freeze it right there. You're not even looking. I'm not even looking. I'm number 17. Donnie's yelling at me like, dude, my arms are longer than yours. No, no, you turn around. Arm long is easier. Arm long easy. By the way, I looked over at you guys at one point, and you and Donnie were standing back-to-back with your arms like this. your arms were three inches longer than his. It wasn't close. And Donnie did it, and he's like, see? Donnie kept going. He would go like this. Yeah, he was doing it. He would have this arm be longer, and then when it came time to look at this one, he would run. You and Donnie are now the best rivalry of the company. You're like the cartoons when Wile E. Coyote and the sheepdog would punch in, would do the time clock on the tree, and then spend the next eight hours chasing each other around sheep. Yeah, we're best friends outside the office. You clock in every day and just go at each other. He was at my house last night. We were watching ball together. And then we clock in, and it's time to fight each other. So I didn't even see the rep. That's why I celebrated with you because my back was turned. I turned around. Everyone was telling me you got it, so I just kind of went off of an assumption that you cleanly got it. It's in the clip if you keep playing it. And Brandon, he's, wow, he did it. we were this close to being able to have Yeah, we were this close to being able to make fun of him in most sports tomorrow but he did it. I don't think that's right. Yeah, play it, Lucas. Lucas, it does exist in other places. Also, your basketball team you're playing on, Mark, I've noticed this now, extremely diverse. I want to play it again. So I'm fighting with Donnie. See, look. Fighting with Donnie. I don't even see the rep. and then at this point I hear everyone freaking out and then now I turn around and I see you racking it. I missed the entire look! Watch. Freeze it right there. See that? I didn't see the rep at all and I would like to see one. He just turns and sees that. I see that. Everyone's celebrating. I was like I guess he got it so then I celebrated with you. It was a great moment. But upon further review, I don't think it was that clean. And I would like to see you do it right now so we can all move past this. Yeah, okay. All right. He said right now. Oh, okay. At Bumble, we're all about helping you find someone who vibes with the real you. This year, meet real people on Bumble who actually want you for you. Whether you're looking for big, soul-shaking love or fun, casual dates, on Bumble, clear and honest intentions lead to better matches. When you say what you're looking for up front, you get more aligned and meaningful connections. With features like photo and ID verification, you feel more confident the person you're talking to is real. Start your year off with real connections on Bumble. Download Bumble today. I think they're using that camera for the PMT stream because they moved it back to them exercising. Oh, they got that. Zoom link or something. Yeah. We have the technology. Should we leave it up to our audience? Should we put a poll in the chat? Was it a clean rep or not? I mean, that's fair. We were not having this conversation yesterday. The conversation was, yeah, it was embarrassing that he could only get one rep, but he did get one rep. That was the conversation. I just showed you. Maybe you're having that with other people. I didn't see the rep, so I assumed it was clean. I wasn't even there. I wasn't even in the chat. Exactly. Just put a poll in the chat as to whether it was clean, and then we'll go forward. We'll live with whatever the results are. I feel like you're pushing Conor to defect to the kitchen. Like he's going to go join the Chef Donnie universe soon if you keep pressing. If he's not coachable, then yeah, go join those losers in the kitchen. Maybe. I push my guys to be great. That's why mostly hoops, we never have fuck-ups. That's the one show that I'm in charge of, and my guys. That's why most of your guys are on time most of the time. Most of the time my producers pull shit up and my guys are on time and don go see movies on weeknights Actually are you the worst coach in the building Might be You're not even making the NIT. We're a really, really bad coach here. Did you guys see – I wanted to bring this to your attention because, you know, college basketball, I don't know, off the top of your head, top of the dome, what are the big games tomorrow? Tonight is Michigan, Illinois. Tonight's Michigan, Illinois. We got Kansas. Always in the Big 12. Yeah, big 12 all over the place. Virginia Duke is a sneaky one. Yep, okay. So did y'all make sure this NAIA conference tournament game coaching decision and fucked up foul, does Lucas have it? I don't think so, but Barstool Sports Twitter today. Get that to Lucas. So Barstool Sports Twitter, it's a bad basketball decision. I wanted to look at this play and break down where it all went wrong because this is fucked up. This is a crazy, crazy play to end a basketball game. So it is NAIA, which – have you ever thought of how to describe NAIA to people that don't know college sports? It's confusing. Because there's – It's confusing. What division – like, how do you describe it? Is it like the single – no, the rookie league of college? I don't even know. It's just – like Division 4? It's Division 4, but sometimes it's better than other divisions. Right, like it's got solid traditions and teams and moments. As an aside, at one point I learned that Division 2 doesn't give scholarships, but Division 3 does. Is that true? So, like, Division 3 is actually better than Division 2? Yeah, I can see that. But why? I don't know. That doesn't make any sense, Brandon. I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and say this. Division III athletes are sometimes, in fact, oftentimes better than Division II athletes. If you want to co-sign this with me, you can. I might just go by myself. But when it comes to college sports, Division I, I'm all over it. I know back and forth. I got it. When you drop down to Division II, III, NAIA, or any of that, you lost me. I don't know. I can't tell you. Division III football, I'm going to say Mount Union. I'm going to say those teams. Yeah. Wisconsin Whitewater, stuff like that. Those are Division III. I think. Are they Division II? I think they're Division III. I honestly don't. They might be Division II. Fuck, see? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Three. They're three. Three. Who's two? Can we skip two? Two is a Division II football national championship. Two is a lot of schools you maybe don't know. It's two like the lunches at my high school where the first lunch was cool, the third lunch was cool, and the second lunch is the people that have to go to lunch by themselves. University of Tampa is Division II. Who won the Division II National Championship? That's a great question. We need to give more attention to Division II, I think. I also think it's more regional, Division II. And I could be just speaking out of my ass. Division III is super regional. It feels like Division III has embraced being Division III, and there's a lot of history there. There's a lot of, you know, it has its own personality. I lied. They're everywhere. Division II is everywhere? FCS is kind of regional, isn't it? FCS is just. FCS football has done a great job of kind of being more. The Northwest. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Right? I don't know. Yeah, FCS is basically segmented off to the Colonial, which is now this coastal Missouri Valley football. FCS has done a good job settling their powers into pockets where there isn't a Division I power. Okay, yeah. That makes more sense. Okay, we're looking at what here? This is a list of all the Division II. Davis and Elkins College, so they're in the Mountain East Conference. Delta State, I know them. Dominican University, Dominican University of California, Drury University, East Central, East Stroudsburg University, of Pennsylvania. Let's pick a team to follow. Edward Waters, Eckerd, Eggboro. None of this is doing anything. Do you know any... The Virginia schools, I'm looking at them right now, I don't know one... Go slower. Go slower. Go back up. I know Ferris State. Go back to Emporia State. I think Dean Smith went there. Michigan has some good... No, Dean Smith went to Kansas, obviously. He's from Emporia. Michigan has some good D2 football. Grand Valley State is very good. Ferris State is where Trinidad Chambliss went. Flagler College, I got nothing for you. Florida Tech, I've heard of. Fort Hays State, Fort Lewis, Fort Valley, Francis Marion, Franklin Pierce. What? It says there's 305. I just want you to stop in when you see a school that you definitely know. Grand Valley State I've heard of. Grand Valley State is like a school that has been floated that people are like, they should be in the MAAC. Harding, I know. That's a Church of Christ school. Okay. They're good at football, right? I think they have been. Holy Family University. Oh, IUP. IUP, sure. Jessup University. Kentucky Wesleyan I've heard of that one Custown Custown Custown Is that Cup? Custown University of Pennsylvania Lake Erie College LeMoyne I've heard of LeMoyne Yep Agreed LeMoyne College Okay LeMoyne Owen I've heard of that one Okay Lenore Ryan I've heard of that one Uh huh Lindenwood I think I've heard of You are just going Either very slow Or very fast And you can't figure it out Lockhaven Mars Hill. I think that's in Mars Hill, North Carolina. What are we doing? We're looking at Division 2 schools. We're giving Division 2 its shine. Yes. Miles College, Millersville University of Pennsylvania. This is our Division 2 preview. Minnesota State University. Oh, Minnesota, that's where the Vikings do training camp. Oh, that's right. So I know that one. Mississippi College in Clinton, Mississippi. I think they dropped football recently. Or was that Millsaps? That might have been Millsaps. Okay. Northern Michigan. All right. Northern State University. Northwest Missouri State University. Ohio Dominican, of course, obviously. And Nova Southeastern University. Obviously. Oklahoma Baptist and Oklahoma Christian, do you think they're rivals? They've got to be, right? Yeah. The Baptist and the Christians. The Baptist and the Christians, yeah. Which Baptists are Christians, but sure. Right, yeah. Pittsburgh State. Who's from there? They're the Gorillaz. I know that one. Somebody's from there. Yep, you're right. Somebody's from there. A running back in the NFL. Yes. There's somebody from Pittsburgh State. Agreed. Go to notable alums. Isn't it the guy that – the fifth string running back on the Lions? Oh, Jemisin's a bun? Him? Notable alums. I actually applied for a job in Pittsburgh, Kansas, when I was coming up in sports writing. I didn't get it. All right, here we go. Lucas is pulling it up. Alumni Hall of Fame. Uh-huh. John Brown. It's 2026. Getting your protein fix should be easy with Tropical Smoothie Cafe's new protein blends. They're made with real ingredients like Chobani Greek yogurt and get it up to 30 grams of protein. These small decisions add up and can make a big impact on your New Year's health resolutions. They offer a cherry berry protein, chocolate peanut butter protein, my personal favorite, and almond banana protein smoothie, to name a few. Available for a limited time only, Tropical Smoothie Cafe. It's tropic time. Which one is that? Wide receiver, Buffalo Bills. Why are the names? I feel like that text should be bigger compared to the space it's taken up. Jack Overman, Larry Mathis, Major General Lee Taffinelli. I was thinking of Colonel Calvin Neptune. That's who I was thinking. Listen. I was thinking of Colonel Calvin Neptune. Colonel Calvin Neptune's a fucking awesome name. That's who I was thinking. Goddamn Colonel Calvin Neptune. I'm Colonel Calvin Neptune. Oh, he's from West Point. Craig Redlands went to Cutstown. There are a couple of – P-Sack is big. P-Sack is big. Yeah. Yeah. You like the big slippery rock fan in the P-Sack? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you got that play yet? Did that play get to you from the NAIA game? Yeah, go ahead and show that play, Lucas. Brandon, your boy Sam Pittman is from Pittsburgh State. All right, so 70-68, team in wide is shooting a free throw. It is 70-68, 1.2 seconds left. Now, I'm going to stop everything right here. Freeze it right there. Yeah, freeze it right there. It's 70-68. You're up to 94 feet from your own basket. You have a guy at the free throw line. You are the coach. What are your instructions? If I'm coaching the yellow team? You're coaching the white team. Oh, okay. Make this free throw to go up three. Make the free throw. Yeah. Yeah. Seems like – Make the free throw to go up three and then do not foul. Whatever you do, do not foul. And you've got to think, even if he doesn't make the free throw, he's got to at least try to make the free throw. Because if you make the free throw, you're up three. They have 1.2 seconds. This is not NBA. I don't know if they have timeouts left anyway, but they can't advance the ball to half-court. They've got to go 94 feet. They've got to go 94 feet and throw up a half-court. You live with it. You live with it. You go to overtime. We hope we can beat them in overtime. Well, this is what they chose to do right here. Up two. That's Southern Oregon, I believe. Missed on purpose and then fouled a full-court shot. Yes. Missed on purpose, fouled the guy shooting a 75-foot shot. At the buzzer. Now, you have to ask yourself. There's one. Ugh. Oh, there's two. This guy needs to wave his crutches a little better. And there's three. If the yellow team fouls here, I swear to God. Have you not seen this? No, I haven't seen this yet. Watching it, I did think the yellow team was going to foul there. Oh, my God. But you're up to. Blowing kisses at the crowd. You miss it on purpose. You immediately foul. Dave tweeted something like the ref should be in prison for calling that foul. But, like, I don't know. The camera turned a little quick so you can't get a clean shot of it. That free throw shooter looked like he was trying to foul him. He looks like he misses the free throw on purpose and then attacks to foul. Yeah, I mean, again, I can't really tell. I can't tell if he gets ball or hand, but, like, he's obviously. He's defending it. But if he did, in fact, hit him across the wrist, you have to call that foul. Yeah. That's a shocking, shocking way to lose. Shocking way to lose. In the CCC quarterfinals? Am I understanding that? That's right. That's fucking right. Wow. Now, I kind of played that, too, to make this point. And this is when we include our audience, the family. This is one of my favorite times of the year to be doing a show like this. Because, you know, NFL's gone. College football's gone. Some would say it's a March Madness hadn't kicked up yet. Whatever. But high school basketball around the country is going to their postseason right now. They're doing their sectionals, their regionals, their finals. Mississippi, I think next week, they're just in the big house for the finals. Yep. We get a lot of great clips. Yeah. We get a lot of great clips from this time of year where you've got buzzer beaters, you've got this team doing that. So be on the lookout for anything. Send them our way. Send them our way. I want all the half-court buzzer beaters to make sectionals. I want all the heartbreaking defeats. I want all the stupid fouls. Everything, send them my way. We need backstories, too. Yeah. I need to know the, you know, I need all the context of who made the shot. If you have it, you know. I do. I wish I was an old man retired with all my money on my yacht. And obviously I did well because I have a yacht. Yeah. I kind of wish I was just an old man that got to go to, like, every state championship finals every year in Mississippi. You have a private jet and you fly to it. Just go stay a couple days and watch the Class 1A through 7A finals. And then, you know, go to lunch during the girls' game. Could you watch how many state championship football or basketball games do you think you could do in a year across the country? What about that? What about that road trip or, like, get a private jet and just fly to. I'm thinking. A lot of them are going to play on the same day. For basketball, I feel like they're probably stressed out over a three-week period where the early states will play in a week. What do you think the record is, the most? I don't know that anybody's ever thought to do it. I think the record's a little low. Let's just stick to one sport. We do football. What's the most football state championship games that one person has watched in a football season? In person. In person. Okay, so I'm going to go like a recruiting reporter in the southeast, right? Yeah. Like, let's say he's based in Mississippi. He was going to go to all seven state championship games in Mississippi. Yep. Might go to private schools, a couple of private schools. That's ten. Let's say he gets ten in Mississippi. That's a lot already. But there's a recruit sign with Ole Miss that's playing the Alabama state championship game. Yeah. He goes over there. Oh, there's one in Tennessee, too. Go there. I'm going to say somebody's done – and photographers. Photographers. Photographers. They count. I'm going to say somebody's done 15 state championship games in a year. 15 to 20 feels like that's the number. Basketball? Somewhere in there. 20, 25 to 30. Uh-huh. Because you've got to throw girls in. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you get more, yeah. Yeah. I think, do you want to try this for next year? Should we try to go to 50 state championship games? Oh, my God. 50 high school basketball state championship games? Is that do, is 50 doable? If I got clearance to, like, make that my full-time job, I would do it. Yeah. I mean, I don't think we could do this show and do that. That's not that many. If you think about it, 50. Let's say Illinois, there's probably six boys, state championship, six girls. That's 12. Yeah, you're right. So you have to get five states. If you're able to stack Illinois. You get a clean sweep of five states. You can do it in the Midwest. Yeah. But the schedule has to work out. The schedule has to work out. That's the problem. You can't be two places at once. State championship games are like the great loss thing in sports where every college thing is – we see all the college games, we see all this, but the state championship games are fucking sick. I think I want to do that when I retire. That's what I see. I want to do like the birders that we had on the yak when they're going around trying to see all the birds they can see. See all the games. I want to be a lister. I want to be a lister. Game men. We're the game men. We're the game men where we just follow high school. We're two game men. we go we just go all over we see as many games as we can as many games we can see as many high school boys and girls play basketball as we can yeah all all the teenagers playing ball just the game man that's right and we share a hotel to save save on money share a hotel room yep i think uh king's cheaper than two queens by the way these days is that so yeah all right well that's what it takes that's what it takes that's what it takes um we're just gonna we're dedicated game men i have a college basketball topic i'd like to throw your way yes i think this is tailor-made for Brandon Walker. That's golf. Brayden Smith of the Purdue Boilermakers. Sure. Last night in a losing effort against Michigan State, Brayden Smith eclipsed 1,000 career assists. Now Brayden Smith, he has 1,004. He is fifth all-time in the history of college basketball, and he's doing it in an ethical way, which is to say he's a four-year player. He's a guy that's been at one school, and all the belly aching about transfers and sixth-year eligibility and all that. This is a guy that went to one school, has been there for four years. Presumably at the end of this season he will graduate, he will wave to the crowd, he will say, I'll go on to something else. He'll hug his mom at senior day. So this is a fair one-to-one comparison of players of yesteryear. He is now fifth all-time, 1,004 assists. he needs to people are doing the math on what needs to happen. I saw that there's like a Twitter account that does the Braden Smith assist tracker that he needs to play about nine more games on his current pace to eclipse the all-time record held by Bobby Hurley which is 1,076. He needs 73 assists he has three regular season games left then at least two postseason games. One Big Ten tournament and one NCAA tournament. So he's got at least five games left that we know of. Could have what? 13 games, I guess, left maybe? Could have between 5 and 13 games left. My question to you is how much does this matter to Brandon Walker? If Braden Smith breaks the assist record, will you say to yourself, well, I'll be damned. Happy for the kid? That's a pretty impressive record to break. I'll say very little considering I didn't know he was closing in on it until about 26 seconds ago. That being said, now that I do know about it, and given the fact that he plays at Purdue, but anyway, Bobby Hurley. Bobby Hurley, I was 9, 10, 11, 12 years old when he played. And he absolutely thoroughly, he and Christian Laidner, dominated the college basketball scene. He was a giant of college basketball. Braden Smith is a very good player. I can't argue he's a giant of college basketball. So the kid in me, the nostalgia in me, I love hating Bobby Hurley as a kid. I don't want Bobby Hurley's record to fall. Interesting. Okay. Yeah. Again, I just felt like Bobby Hurley was one of the biggest. They were so huge. When they knocked off UNLV and then beat Michigan the next year. How many Final Fours? Was he in the same class as Leitner? No. Leitner went to four Final Fours. No, they were in the same class, right? They were? They were seniors in 92 together. I think. 89-90, 91-92. Yeah, I don't remember. I know they went to the Final Four in 90 because they lost a championship game. They won in 91-92. So 89 was Seton Hall and Michigan. I don't know the other two teams in the Final Four. But if he's the same class as Laitner, he went to four. Wasn't Duke? It almost has to be. Laitner went to four. If Laitner went to four, Hurley went to four. Laitner went to four. They were the same year. Yeah. Is that right? Is there any way to know what? Oh, they were not. Not in the same class. 88 to 92 for Leitner, and then, yeah. Oh, so Hurley – 89 to 93 for Hurley. Oh, okay, okay. Leitner went to four, though. The Duke went to an 89 in the final four. Okay, so Hurley was on the 91, 92, and 93 teams. The 93 team did not go to the final four, so Hurley would be a three final four guy. 94 did go to the final four. They lost to Arkansas 79-75 in the championship. Yeah, but to your point, I mean, that era of Duke basketball, They were just the Final Four seemingly every year. And they were like, I don't know who's comparable to them. They were the villain. They were the big dog. They were, you think college basketball, Chris and Lader got on the fucking dream team. That's right, over Shaq. Should have been Shaq. What do you got, Connor? No, nothing. Because I asked if 89. 89 was Duke, Illinois, Michigan, and Seton Hall. Oh, the Flying Illini. That's right. That was how you did it. Michigan beat Illinois, right? Yes. How about that? They play tonight. Rematch tonight. Wow. Those two teams. And then they beat Seton Hall in the championship. Eh, not really. What? Nah. Controversy. Bullshit. That wasn't a foul. A lot of controversy. That wasn't a foul. The refs gave them a championship. Which, you know, shocking that Michigan doesn't win one by themselves. They've got to have help or cheating. What? In sports, winning takes more than talent It takes strength, reliability And the drive to go the distance Sound familiar? That's the same DNA you'll find in a Chevy Silverado As capable and dependable as a winning team Chevy Silverado shows up and gets the job done It won't flinch when the pressure's on It doesn't take plays off When it comes to trucks Chevy Silverado is football guy approved To learn more about Silverado Visit Chevy.com The top three assist record holders, the top three all-time assisters, all in Tobacco Road, all right there, Duke NC State, North Carolina. Corchiani was a dude. Corchiani and Hurley. How about that? And Jason Brickman. It would make sense that he had to pass a lot. Yeah, you don't want him shooting. No, you don't want Brickman shooting. You don't want the Brickman. You don't want the Brickman putting up shots. Yeah, let the Brickman move the ball around a little bit. Yeah, so Braden Smith is three behind the Brickman. It looks like he's going to break it. He's certainly going to pass the Brickman. Yeah, it just depends on how Purdue advances, which is interesting because I'm of the belief that he needs to shoot more if the team wants to win. I think that's a pretty universal thought, is it not? Yeah, but he's got to walk that tightrope, Brandon, because if you're passing more to get the numbers up, you might not get enough games. Right. You might lose. If you shoot more to get to more games, you had a game where you had four assists. You're way behind pace now. Could he pass it to himself? Oh, that's a good one. That's a good idea. Yeah. Just thoughts. We're just like, why are the Purdue statisticians not cooking the books? Like John Stockton. I'm certain they probably have been. The Utah guys did with John Stockton. Why don't you just put your thumb on the scale of it? Did you just drop a take there? You don't think they were cooking the books? I don't know if they were or not. You think that – They were cooking the books. I feel like they were probably – Do a little bit of a – Do a deep dive on that one. Deep dive on John Stockton assists? Were they a little... You know what, John Stockton, I'm going to look this up because facts matter, and I want to get the number exactly right. I'm going to do a trivia with you. Okay. I'm excited about it. Okay, where is this? John Stockton was white, first of all. Is that the first question? If you had to guess John Stockton's career high in points, how many points... That's a great fucking question. What was the most number of points John Stockton scored? So here's the thing about Stockton. He was actually a really good scorer when he wanted to be. He was very efficient. His shooting percentages are through the roof. When it came his time to shoot, excellent. But he just – it's either – okay. I'm going to say he scored 38 once. I believe his career high is 34 points. Wow. For John Stockton, one of the greatest point guards to ever play the game. That's a great question. That's a great question on its own. Doesn't that feel shockingly low? It's also a great question to go even further. Like Hall of Famers, you know, what's the lowest scoring high? Yeah. Stockton's probably it. Yeah, that's pretty low for a guy for an all-time great. I can't imagine any all-time greats having a lower one. Because, like, Steve Nash was very Stockton-like in his distribution of the basketball. He scored 51 in the playoffs. Yeah. There are times where they're like, hey, the key to beating the Suns, make Nash shoot. Make him shoot. When he's passing to the other guys, you can't beat him. You've got to make Nash shoot. And then Nash goes, all right, well, watch this. I'm going to score 50. Scores 50. You would have assumed that that would have happened at some point. This is just a question. What's White Chocolate's score? Let's guess that. White Chocolate. I'm fine doing this the rest of the show. I am too. I'm going to say he had a 40. No, he passed a lot. That was my thinking face. I thought that was Lucas for a thing. For the podcast listeners. That was not a far. I'm going to say he had 42 one time, Jason Williams. Now I love Jason Williams. Do you think he knows his career high? I love Jason Williams. He's got to have a 30-piece. I'm going to ask Jason Williams right now if he can get his – if he knows his career. Off the top of his NBA. You're talking NBA, obviously. Just NBA. Can we also pull up the video of him talking about whether or not he in – Was it Randy Moss? Oh, yes. Yes, that was my favorite video of the week. I'll text that to Lucas right now. So here's where I'm stuck, Brandon. My heart the part of me that loves Jason Williams and I now work with him kind of We colleagues We Barstool Sports colleagues I want to gas him up and say I want to throw out like 55 And even if I'm wrong, I want him to see the clip. That you said 55. Yeah, and I said 55 and that I believed in him. But my brain, I really want to guess like 31. I got 42. What is it, Conor Griffin? Sorry, I was going back to find the... 38. 38. All right. 38 for the Grizzlies, November 30, 2001. During this 102-85 win, he starts 16 of 28 from the field. What? Why don't you give him a call and ask? Phone a friend. I guess I texted him. Why don't you call him? You guys not in a calling relationship yet? We do kind of, but I don't want to push it. Yeah. All right. I don't know. I don't know where you guys are at. That's my bad. Brandon's a little gun shy because it's Guy Fieri. we haven't talked about that we tried to call him no we had a i ran a tweet up i ran a text up the flagpole over the weekend yeah uh just to see on the group chat with me and because the group chat always only happens when guy texts us first right so i decided i'm gonna take i'm gonna text us text first see what happens and i texted hey guy you remember the handshake guy that you love from our show he ordered seven he ordered one pizza for seven guys what do you think about that and Mark said, again, guy, one pizza, seven guys. Guy, it was one pizza for seven guys. You know, I just kind of – And then – I want to get in the mix as well. Nothing. No reply. Damn. And that hurt because I – And listen, I was – it wasn't a Hail Mary. Yeah. But it was like third and 19. I was like, fuck it. I'm just going to throw it down the field and see what happens. And he has said that he likes Cody. So you would have thought. Yeah. He's a busy man, though. He's a busy man. You could – Yeah. You know, I think we've got to try again. But you guys – I have to try. Right, I can't try it. Fuck. Falls of my court? If we go 0 for 2, I mean, that might be it. I think if we go 0 for 2, we have to do the unthinkable and add Cody to the group text. I think if we go 0 for 2, we have to add Cody. Oh, my God. Because one of the guys he asked us about when we met him was the handshake guy. Yeah. He loves Cody. He's a Cody guy. And you know who else loves Cody? Cody. Cody loves Cody. we were the Cody Rhodes and Cody just Cody had a rapport Cody Rhodes just kept reaching out and being like hey I like this guy over here and he did think it was Connor you put out you want to promote your your Cody Rhodes I do uh this morning I uh we put up my Cody Rhodes interview there is I was tasked with touching him five times you can judge for yourself whether that happened or not I'm working on the edit right now okay all right that's why I'm not participating in the show right the touch counter yes this is more important than the show uh so the Cody Rhodes interview is up he talked about he took some wrestlers to to task and maybe certain podcasters called wrestlers way too sensitive they need to stop worrying about what they hear online and he said he said listen any wrestler out there if you're blocking people on twitter you're taking this shit too seriously and i said uh cody i showed him my number he said do you tell me do you have more than 10 people blocked oh no showed him the showed him the number it was 14,000 7 375 i'm sorry it's 14,000 now do we have a clip of cody roads 14,000 i can send it to lucas but that's we'll play that's we'll play that i'm working on the touch counter dude this is we'll play that clip in about an hour yeah that'll be good in about a half an hour folks yeah and you're gonna and and don't worry about the fact that I just said what the clip is. I said exactly what the reveal of the clip is. Did you put it on your Twitter? I think mostly tweeted it out this morning, right? I think Cody tweeted it out. Check mostly Twitter for that clip. Looks like Lucas' eyes have locked on the screen. How's that poll doing, by the way? Yeah. Are you online shopping right now, be honest? No. Did you start a poll? Yes. Okay. All right. Don't tell me then. Don't tell me. You wanted it? I ended it. Oh, it's over? Okay. Do you want to know the results? The poll, of course, was clean rep or not. Yeah. What's the results? 20% to 80% if you want to guess which is which. Well, there's no way to know. Is that? I mean, I think Conor's. That's the exact ratio of rep. I will say I realize they're in my ways, Brandon. Conor's a likable guy, and I think our audience knows it wasn't a clean rep, but they like Conor so much they probably voted clean rep. Yeah. I think that's what happened. So 80% clean rep. I think 80% clean rep. And 20% were just being dicks. 20% are being dicks, but that was on me because I don't think that's a true representation of what happened. I think it's going to be skewed. Congratulations, Connor, on winning the poll. Appreciate that. Who won the poll? It was 80%. No, it was not a clean round. Oh, dear. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's Alan's dog. I thought we were doing Mr. Slave. Oh, no. I was what? Who? Oh, no, Mr. Gerson. Oh, no, I was doing Bruce from Family Guy. Let me winks up my ass. I met somebody today. We're doing... Okay. Now it's Cartman. So, Connor? Screw you guys. Connor? What was that, Evo? Screw you guys. I'm going home. That was the worst Cartman. That was the worst Cartman I've ever heard. All right, you knew exactly what he was doing. You knew he was doing Cartman. Because we were talking about Cartman. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah. What? he does do the one where he doesn't even like enunciate the word exactly uh look at the shop i gave you oh there we go all right here's the here's the cody rhodes brandon walker clip i cut this short of the uh the block part but you know what measuring contest and your record in this um this isn't this isn't this is dick measuring this is the wrong clip the wrong fucking clip the only clip you guys have posted from it all right somebody posted of the goddamn... Oh, wait. There it is. That's it. Right there. Play that clip. That's it. That's it. Play that clip. One, two, three. Oh, this is a guy who's scared he might not get one. Connor, you could go put this to bed right now. Slate build. You could just go right now and walk out there. One, two, three. This is so fucked up. You ready? I think so. Boy, they're cheering him on, too. You hear that? I'm scared he might not get one. Yeah, those are my biggest supporters. Connor, I want to make you a deal. I'm going to make an offer right now. What? You know how we made the deal that I would never bring up, that when you played against the pros versus Joes beach volleyball thing, we didn't score a single point, and then the second Kate joined, we rattled off like three points in a row? Yeah. We had that agreement that I would never mention that again. I will never mention your bench press again if you go out there and just knock out one rep right now one rep, one clean rep it'll never get brought up again unless you want to talk about it I'll never bring it up again and Ibo, just follow you with this camera and then send the video to Cody I would need a spotter but yes there's 100 people in his office then I would do it wait a god damn minute that's convenient no You had something to do with this, didn't you? I swear, I did not She threw it in the trash She just threw the whole bench press right in the garbage That is pretty Pretty goddamn convenient I don't know what to tell me It was just there moments ago I literally checked my phone Checked my phone, nothing I did not send any correspondence to tell people to take it down That just was happenstance But What are you going to do? Smith machine no problem the Smith machine but that's not read an ad Mark I'll read an ad we actually have a segment from McDonald's this spicier sweet segment is brought to you by McDonald's hot honey sauce hot honey sauce is at McDonald's for a limited time your favorite order just got better with hot honey sauce you'll want to make sure you're on time for McDonald's breakfast menu now that it has the hot honey sausage egg biscuit new hot honey sauce now at McDonald's for a limited time only so we've got to do a spicy or sweet. I'm going to throw this one at you. Sure. And you just do a gut reaction. Yes. I don't want you to think about it too much. I just want you to hear the words that I say and give me your instant reaction. Here's Cody with the... Well-timed food, yes. Big old smile. Look at you. Go ahead, bust open the hot honey sausage egg biscuit. You tell me whether this is spicy or sweet, what I'm about to say. Oh, they throw some burritos in here. when Con Canipple retires from the game of basketball, when that day comes, hopefully 20 years from now, he will be considered the greatest shooter of all time. Wow. I'm going to say that is an incredibly spicy take. That's a spicy take. It's spicy because I think the bar for greatest shooter of all time is going to be put into outer space. I don't think it's going to be accessible for generations to come. I think Steph's going to put that beyond contestation. Okay. With the aura and with the moments. Sure. Do you think numbers-wise? I don't think numbers-wise he's going. Because Khan did set the record last night. Khan's on pace. He's on pace, Brandon. He's on a very serious pace. Now he's one year into his career. Not even though. Not even one full year. So I'm going to try this McCrispy Strip with this hot honey sauce real quick because it's going to be delicious. Yeah, Con Knipple last night set the record most threes by a rookie, and there's still – how many games left? 80? How many games are you – We're 59 games in. We're 59 games in? Yeah. And Con Knipple's already set the record. He's on pace to be, numbers-wise, the greatest three-point shooter ever. But Brandon says it's a spicy take. I'm looking at it now. If he has some – plays well down the stretch, There's a chance he throws a 50-40-90 as a rookie. He's shooting 49.1% from the field. That's Larry Bird territory, right? 44% from three and 89.3 from the free throw line. It's like Salim Stoudemire in 05. It's just like Salim Stoudemire. 50-40-90 is serious, but the fact that he just set the rookie record, he's shooting 44% from three. I think he made eight last night, by the way. There's a video of him making all eight. It's pretty impressive. I do think more to the Steph Curry thing is how he went 50-40-90. It's not like spot and shoot. I do agree, Brandon, with you that Con Canipple could retire having made 1,000 more threes than Steph, and Steph will still be considered. It's going to be so hard to knock him off. The moments do matter because Steph has so many moments where he's hitting shots, how he went about it, and then the fact that he was like a pioneer. He was the first guy to understand that three points is worth more than two. It changed the whole game. Yeah, it changed the whole game. So no matter what happens, I do believe that – Since we're here and we're doing this right now, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Steph Curry is the best shooter of all time. Who's second? Hmm. Hmm. Because for most of his career, there was another top five – Clay Thompson is a top five shooter of all time, correct? Mm-hmm. Ray Allen. I think Ray Allen is what comes to mind for me. But you know who, like, doesn't get brought up as much as he should? Maybe he does. I don't know. J.J. Reddick? J.H. Korver? James Harden, yeah. K.D. Is that who you're asking for? Yeah, I mean, he's – I was going to say Dame. Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, Dame is, like, third all-time in threes right now. Yeah, Dame's way, way, way up there quietly. James Harden's second all-time in three-pointers, man. James Harden's second? Yeah. He's 400 clear of Ray Allen. It is going to be really weird that, like, 20 years from now, Steph will be, like, seventh on the list. Yeah. Because of Steph. Because everybody's shooting so many threes, yeah. I don't know. He's got such a big lead on the field. You do have to play as many years as he played. Yeah. That is. Like, he's 1,000 ahead of James Harden, who's just as old as him. Yeah. Then it's, like, Ray Allen. He's really, really old. Klay Thompson's pretty much done. Then it's Dame, who's, like, injury-riddled. Then it's LeBron James. He could play for 10 more years. I don't think those are the guys that are going to catch him. I think it's going to be the con canipple. The next guys, yeah. The guys that are within their first three years in the league. Top 10 three-point shooters of all time. I'll just throw my phone away. Fuck Brandon Lucas, huh? I was going to ask how many are active. That's just – and you just brought the goddamn thing. No, no, no, pull it up. Pull it back up now. You still can't get that Cody. You couldn't pull up anything throughout the entire fucking show. Can't get that Cody Rhodes clip. Cody Rhodes clip. It wasn't posted anywhere. I saw it this morning. The clip of Cody seeing how many I blocked. Did that get texted to me by somebody? I texted you that morning to put it on your Twitter. Well, then text it to him. I sent it to him on Twitter. I said this would be a good show promo. Toss this up. We can pull up the active leaders. There you go. We pretty much do have the active leaders. Anybody surprise you on this list? I didn't know Buddy Hield would be 15th. I know he's an elite shooter. I didn't know he had the – Yeah. Yeah, the volume that he's – Who's the worst shooter on this list? Is it LeBron? I think it's Paul George. Paul George? Yes. I think LeBron's a better shooter than Paul George. Who's the guy – I mean, Vince Carter maybe. Who's the guy that like – Just – You're not – yeah. Volumed his way to it? Yeah. Jason Kidd? I don't know that I've ever considered Kyle Lowry like a shooter shooter, but I guess I should have. My crazy Jason Kidd was like kind of a dog shit shooter for stretches of his. Tim Hardaway Jr. is in the top 20 all time? Yeah, that's pretty crazy. But that's what I'm saying is the new era of basketball. So you're going to get – in our lifetime, Steph will maybe fall out of the top 10. It is like the 2000s passing leaders where like in the NFL, all these guys got to like 50,000 yards or 40,000 yards. Because Steph didn't come out hot, come out of the gates hot, right? He had ankle issues, didn't play a ton of games, and also wasn't putting up a ton of threes a game. Yeah. Give me his first year. First few years, yeah. Good video. Played 80 games. Did play 80, I guess. He started 77. Third year he played 26. That's what I was thinking of with the ankles. Yeah, but he was shooting five a game his first three years. And by 27, he was shooting on basically 11. Or he peaked with 13 a game. Yeah. With those first three years. But, yeah, I mean, I guess he's been in the league so long. Yeah. Because these young guys that are shooting a ton of threes, they're going to have to also play 20 years. Also, he's still got – I think he's still got three years. Yeah. He's still – Maybe he'll be all right. Maybe he'll be all right. He's not slowing down. Yeah, maybe he'll be okay. But I just think the aura of Steph will be almost impossible to overcome as far as the greatest shooter of all time. But you know how this stuff works. Maybe Con Caneple, maybe these Hornets go crazy over the next couple. Maybe they win three titles. You know how this works, though. Those of us that were there to see it, we get old. We die. Sure do. Next generation's like, Steph is shooting against plumbers. Guys who grew up watching Steph Curry like me. Yeah. Guys who were coming of age when Steph was in his prime. Yeah. Do you want some guys that might have a chance? Yes. Okay. So I'm just going down active three-point. Most threes in their 20s have active players that are not 30. Right, hurry up. Donovan Mitchell is 1,800. How old is he? He's turning 30. What's Steph's number right now? 4,300. Okay, got it. 4,300? Yeah. D'Angelo Russell. No, that's not. He's next, 1,479. He won't do it. Jason Tatum. Tatum, he's still 19? Yeah, he's still 19. he he feels like he could do it I don't know I'm just going off vibes he feels like he could do it does the math say he's got a chance it certainly feels like he's going to try to do it because that motherfucker shoots him a lot yeah Luka turns 27 tomorrow wait Luka turns 27 tomorrow he has what was that reaction Connor I thought he already was 27 you're just carrying Luka's age around with you he has 1547 3-pointers made. He has how many? 1,500? 1,547 3-pointers made. I think you double his total. He gets to like 3,000, 3,500 or something like that. I don't think you can get him to. Huh. But he's like a guy that has the volume, but maybe not the. Like, he shoots a lot. He's not as good a shooter as Steph. No. No. He's a fine shooter, but he's not as good a shooter. You have to have the volume and be an elite shooter. Conk and Nipple is an elite shooter. Volume plus elite shooter plus longevity in the league. Yes. That's the formula. Yes. So, like, D'Angelo Russell's not going to be in the NBA. And Khan does have a little advantage on Steph because Steph got there when he was 21. Khan got there when he was 19. That's right. So, it kind of helps. Who are the guys? Listen, I know Khan did the family thing and he was on our video. This motherfucker is fucking good. And the only reason he's not going to win Rookie of the Year is because Cooper Flagg exists. He's getting to the point that I might actually just do it right now, Cody. Go pull the clips from last year when I was doing the Titus show and I watched the Duke-Arizona State scrimmage. And now if it turns out the clips don't, in fact, back up my argument, then delete them and never let them see the light of day. But I'm pretty sure I watched Duke-Scrimmage-Arizona State, and the very next show I did, I was just like, I know everyone's talking about Cooper Flagg, but this con-knipple guy is going to be my favorite player in college basketball. And, Cody, go pull that up. Go to the clip store. And, again, if the clip is not. The clip vault. If the clip does not back up that claim that I just made, go ahead and delete it. Okay. Okay, thank you. In sports, winning takes more than talent. It takes strength, reliability, and the drive to go the distance. Sound familiar? That's the same DNA you'll find in a Chevy Silverado. As capable and dependable as a winning team, Chevy Silverado shows up and gets the job done. It won't flinch when the pressure's on. It doesn't take plays off. When it comes to trucks, Chevy Silverado is football guy approved. To learn more about Silverado, visit Chevy.com. Backyard Sports is officially dropping their new game July 9th. Big time. That's big time. We should go all in on Backyard Sports. You want to play a league? Play a league. A stream, yeah. Do a Backyard Sports League. Do a Mario Party to do the draft order? To determine draft order? Do a 40-turn Mario Party game to determine? Can I make a confession? Yes. I think this missed me. I've never played Orb. I don't know anything about it. You don't know anything about it? You don't know anything about Keisha Phillips? No. You don't know anything about Pablo Sanchez? Thank you very much. Pete Wheeler? Pete Wheeler? I know it's like a big generational game, but it must have missed me. All right. All right. So you were poor? Yeah. You were too poor? Yeah. You were a loser? My upbringing, yeah, in the South. Worm farmer? I got my dad in and out of jail. Yeah. Worms everywhere. Worms everywhere. You weren't a worm farmer. I wasn't. Yeah, it was just worms everywhere. And I ended up being, like, I'm a success story. I ended up here. Never thought I would have to deal with a lot of assholes and a lot of troubles. And gas tank always on E. But we still push on. We got that Cody Rhodes clip. Yeah, can we please, for the love of God, get out of whatever's going on right now? I don't know what that was. Whatever that was. we got that cody rhodes clip no okay it's loading we have the it's a big clip we have the jason williams clip we can we show the national anthem from the devils game from last night uh we have a you want to start the show over lucas yeah oh yeah yeah this is very good i love this fucking clip go ahead with this. Bar. Two. Bar. You're mad, Lucas. I'll tell you right now. You ready? There goes Connor. One, two, three. Oh, this is a guy who's scared he might not get one. Oh! Oh! Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go. Oh, no, oh, no. Cody, can you think of any explanations why a man's right arm would be so much stronger than his left? beating his fucking cock. Often. Or maybe because I'm fucking right-handed. That could be something. Everybody wants to be, you know, perverted and make it sound like I'm a freak. And yes, there was a viral thing of me cleaning cum off of fucking Bonnie Blue for years and years and years, but that has nothing to do with my actual life. Dude, I just... I am not a serial jerker. I remember that they posted... Can we just clip that? I'm not a serial jerk. We posted the clip on Maine, and Dave commented on it. You're solely in the good name of Ohio State, dude. Oh, yeah, he said Ohio State strong. He said Ohio State strong. Yeah, that's fine by me. Why do you say that? I have no idea. I don't care. I thought, what the fuck? How did that happen? How did a Penn State guy? The Cody Rhodes clip is live on the internet, on Twitter.com. Go throw that a like. Luke's going on. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. And Lucas – I did actually want the Jason Williams clip too. It's very good. All right, here we go. Play that. We're going to get beat. Yeah, we're going to get beat. Yeah, beat bad. Yeah, Kobe, take care of all of us. Yeah, Steph and Clay beat us too. We're going to go 0 for 7. I just love that because every old basketball player is like, oh yeah on my day and he's like nope yep gonna get beat bad yeah yeah we're actually gonna get beat gonna get killed oh yeah uh me me and an nfl player against uh shack and kobe probably gonna lose yeah yeah yeah and we'll lose that one as well i wonder if they just could have kept going i wonder if he would all the way done like um sadel threatton like hersey hawkins yeah yeah We got nothing. Larry Markkinen. Who's on the Jazz? Trey Young and John Collins. Who's on the Jazz right now? Trumpet. Kevin Love. Bailey. Kevin Love, Ace Bailey, and Larry Markkinen. Yeah, we're going to get beat by them, too. Yeah, Smokas. You know what the fuck is up? Con Caniple, LaMelo Ball. Yeah. Listen, the NFL report cards are out. Do you have the Cody Rhodes clip? We're seven clips behind, so go ahead. I know when I'm walking into a building that's going to be giving me a let's go Cody Cody sucks I know when I'm going to be walking into a building that's just great they're happy to have me usually because of x and instagram and all those places here's my number of blocked accounts are you ready is it over 10 10 what 10 people is it over 10 10 people yeah is it over 10 the number 10 10 is what I've got what do you got what's that top number right there 14 375 blocks because I ain't reading that crap. But you don't have to read it, do you? I don't know. I don't have a social media guy. Look at my idiots. You've got a very professional. You have like three social media guys. Yeah. Look at this group of clowns I got with me. Why are you lying to Cody Rhodes? We got Evo. We got Katie Stats. Let me stop you there. Half of this company does social media. Let me stop you there. I do social media for you. I don't do social media for myself, and I do social media for you. I have an Instagram gal who incredible She the best I have a TikTok gal and guy She the best and Ebo I have a Facebook gal That Katie Stats She the best Twitter all on my own Nobody tweets for me. I just tweet myself. And I ain't reading that shit. I ain't reading that shit. If I say your team's going to go six and six and you respond by saying my kids are retarded, you're blocked. I'm sorry. That's just how it is. And I'm not going to read that shit. Those are the rules. Those are the rules. The ground rules. Those are the rules. Do you mute anybody? No, I want them to know, Connor. I want them to know. If you mute them, they don't know. And they're just speaking into the void. That's more of a crippling punishment. I want them to know that I'm not reading that shit. And also, I block people based on how they treat other people. Like the other day, Kate tweeted something and somebody was like, you're just a stupid lib, you fucking bitch. I'm like, this guy's out. I don't want to ever encounter this guy. I block people for a variety of reasons. Somebody were mean to you, Connor, I'd probably block them. So when everybody was saying that I was feminine yesterday because I couldn't bench 135, surely you blocked them then, right? Oh, I actually – did they have to take out the part – did we have to take out from the Cody interview when I called him a feminine? No. Oh, that's in there? Okay. And also a ricochet shot to me, yeah. No, it wasn't a ricochet. It was a direct shot to both of you. Yes. I say, Cody got you too confused. I said, because they're both blonde, effeminate little man girls. Did you chop it up with him about Star Wars? No, that's why he brought you up. He said, last time we had the Star Wars guy, and this time we can't talk Star Wars. And I said, no, I don't have my Star Wars guy. And he pointed at Cody. He's like, he's right there. Yeah, he walked in and said something to me. I'm like, yeah. I had no clue what he was doing. You should beat his ass. I should have fucking been there. Why don't you just fight him, Cody? No, Conor, why would you beat his ass? No, no, I said I should have fucking been there. You should have been there. I tried to get him in the Star Wars murder mystery last year. Did you really? Yeah. We could probably pull that off if you need. We'll see. When's that coming up? Early May. May 1st is that Friday. Do we have a theme yet? Because last year, of course, was Mexican Star Wars. Do we have a theme to this one? Yeah, the theme's just Star Wars. It's the finale. It's the grand shebang. Oh, and then we have to write a new trilogy. Yeah. Okay, okay. Maybe a prequel. It's not the shebang. we're going to keep going to that well over and over and over even though we're creatively bankrupt and we don't really have any new ideas and we keep ruining the franchise we're going to do that right we're going back and back and back yeah yeah yeah to the point where the original trilogy doesn't even have any weight anymore and it's kind of stupid and campy correct okay and then instead of like putting out one piece of content that you watch every few years we're gonna just spam the fuck out of it and now instead of just doing this around may 4th we're gonna we're gonna do like five a year okay now i just realized something watch all those too i'm joking but i would watch a callous crew spinoff well yeah if you wrote a callous crew spinoff where it's just mark and oh i i'm no i'm i'm i don't think i'm doing this year what do you mean i'm not gonna do i'm i'm out of the you have to find a new guy to play callous crew wow that's just not how that works i'm i signed i signed a contract for two movies he did and i'm holding out for the third i'm holding out for the third after the the way you treated that license plate that california license plate I sent you. I need you to apologize. I need you to make that right if you want me to be a part of the third movie. Do you want me, before we get into it, to give you a rough idea of where your character is going that can maybe pitch you? Does he have any creative license with his character? Yeah. He can write some of his character. He can't write some of his character, but if he has ideas of where the character should wind up, then I can factor those into the story. I'm not going topless, if that's what you said. Yeah, no, that was never in the script. I'm not showing my tits. Okay, you won't sexualize Callous Crew, Connor. Okay, so, yeah, the tits weren't in there, but your penis absolutely wasn't. We were going to have a full frontal HBO scene. So, unfortunately, yeah, we could ax that. Have tits ever once appeared in a Star Wars title? Like, even the new? Because the new shows are, like, darker and more adult, right? Has a tit ever popped out? Jabba the Hutt? No tits ever? There was, in Andor, there was a rape scene, which was... Connor, what the fuck, dude? What? I asked for titties. I asked for smiling, fun, fun. We're having fun. Everybody's having fun. What? Don't answer with a rape scene. I'm just saying, in terms of you saying it getting more mature and more adult, there was that. I wasn't asking about it getting more mature and more adult. I was asking, in light of it doing that, have we ever seen a titty? No. Are there titties in the Star Wars universe? Because this might be why they're all fighting so fucking often. No titties so far. There's no titties in the Star Wars universe. No titties, no penis, no nothing. No fornication. It could be star peace and love if you just dump them out. No. That would solve everything. Star happiness. Wars are over. Yeah, they don't show any sex, really. Or barely any kissing for that matter. How do they procreate? How do they create new beings? How did Ben Solo happen? They were fucking. They just shake hands? They were fucking, but it was off camera. Okay. Unfortunately. In the midst of a 30-year gap in time. Unfortunately. All right. You were saying the NFL report cards are out, I believe, Brandon. Yeah. I don't know if you want to revisit that. And now, Ibo, there needs to be a chain of command here. Obviously, I said the NFL report cards are out. You have to get it to Lucas. Has it been gotten to? Yes. Hello. NFL report cards are out. Now, from what I understand, Ebo, the NFLPA, the Players Association, was forbidden from publishing this now. Yeah, I believe there was some sort of ruling that the Players Association had lost basically saying they could not publish these. And as such, this was not published by the Players Association. This was just leaked. Correct, ESPN. So here we go. This is the report card for every franchise based on their coach, their owner, the food, the travel. This is from the players, the weight room, and the treatment of family. This is every single team, and you see the Cardinals right there across the board. They're coached. They're generally fond of them. The owner gets an F, food, C-, travel. I guess that's the planes they get to fly on and all the accommodations, the hotels. That's C+, weight room, D+, treatment of family. So the Cardinals, bad shape. Bad showing from the Cardinals. Raiders got a lot of good grades. Travel got a lot of Fs. Wow. Travel seems to be a big one. Only three or four A's on the travel. Treatment of family, I think, is one of the bigger factors here for a lot of players. Am I only seeing one A? Yeah, Minnesota. And the Raiders. Oh, two. Yeah. Two A's, yeah. So we got Minnesota and Las Vegas with A's. One thing that stands out to me. It's Oakland. the Dolphins appear to be a good organization outside of playing football F- in Cincinnati for both treatment of family and food. What are they doing to the family? Now, if you're going to give an F- grade, that is a big fuck you. Yes. F does the job. F gets the message across. Right. To throw the minus on there after an F is... I believe I'm only seeing two F-es on the whole card. They're the only ones. Yeah, right there. And Bengals own them both. Yeah. Their food sucks and they hate our families. Yes. Alright. Big turnaround here I think is Washington who used to get like some F minuses and Fs. Oh wow. A plus coach, A plus owner, A minus food, B minus travel, A weight room, B plus treatment of family. I would rather get an F on the owner. Or really any of it. If I was the owner, I would rather see an F than like a D+. Something about that means they really thought about it. They were really fair. Pittsburgh gets a D- on the ownership. Wow. If you can just say they're just being salty bitches. Alright, let's treat this as... I really sat down and thought about it. Let's treat this as if we're going on vacation, Mark. We're concerned about food and travel. Food and travel. Who's got the best combination of food and travel? Looks like Denver Broncos A and A- on food and travel. Pretty good. Houston Texans, A and B minus. A minuses for the Saints across there. Oh, my goodness. The Eagles go A on food and F on travel. Yeah, I don't get that. A minuses for the Seattle Seahawks. Seahawks seem like a pretty good organization. Keep an eye on the Seattle Seahawks. They really do seem like they've got something going in the right direction. Yeah. They almost went A's across the board. Right. Bad treatment of family, I guess. Saints almost went A's across the board. If you're a player, what is the most important to you here? All right, I think publicly you say it's treatment of family. Right, right. I think privately it's food. Either food or travel. It's travel. I think it's travel. You think it's? I think it's travel because if you're traveling to the city. It's planes and hotels. And you're putting me in shitty hotels and shitty planes. Yeah. I would get more annoyed by that than food. Because the food. Where's the, let me see. You can kind of do your own food, right? Yeah, you do your own. like Cincinnati says they have F-minus food. Yeah. What does that mean, actually? I need an example. I believe there are money ball-type situations that players have run to. I don't know if it's in Cincinnati, but in some clubhouses where it's like, oh, you have to pay for the vending machine. I think there was one where you had to pay for food in the offseason. Like if you go work out the facility in the offseason, you have to pay for food. I'm not sure that was the bank. I think food, Brandon, is something you can control a little bit. I don't think you can control your hotel and your plane. You can take care of food on your own. Yeah, travel is the one thing that they are most dependent on the organization for. Because coach can mean whatever. You can hate the coach, but the coach can be whatever. I don't even know what happens on there. Owner, okay, I understand that. But you either like them or you don't. That's whatever. Food and travel is what. Yeah, owner I would have imagined everyone would be either A or F. That's why it's funny to me. Either love them or hate them. Like Cincinnati's D+. Yeah. Really. Like Kansas City's a C+. I guess they're just like, all right, they're fine. I like these. I like that they're going to continue to do these. We should do one. We should have producer report card grades of like every show at Barstool. How is your talent? Treat you? Do they do ads? No, actually, that's in the collective bargaining. You are not allowed to do that. No. You can't do that at all. You are not allowed to. That would be a good blog. Cody, why are you here? Get the fuck out of this. Cody, you can stay. All right, C+. Wait, how'd I get a C+. He averaged out the A and the F. Okay. He should have said A for me. Cody, I think you're... You guys are ownership. Cody, you're doing great. A+. Connor? How would you grade the... Cody, tell your fiancé. I said she's lovely and I wish her well. Thank you. It's a good treatment of family right there. Cody, I'm going to need your address after the show so I can send you your wedding gift early. Can you drive a stick? Can I drive a stick? Yeah. Can you drive a stick or do you need an automatic? Automatic. Okay. I just need your address to be delivered. That's a skill that I've noticed or I thought about. That's going to fade into either. I think it's already gone. Once your generation is gone, no one is going to know how to drive a stick. If you had to give me a brand and a grade for treatment of family, what would you give? I can't even give an answer at the moment. You could give two. I have something. Not during the intro. I have something after this. I got to read an ad. Okay, read an ad and then I have something after this. He's got more of a belly than he thought he wanted. They told me to arch my belly. Ebo said, arch your belly. Drive your shoulders, drive your butt, drive your heels. I will say, you got it 90% of the way there, Connor. T-Bob brought it home, but I'll give you credit. You got it 90% of the way there. Score more with the college-branded Venmo debit card. Upgrade your superfan status with special edition school design so you can pay for your game day wings and rep your team at the same time. You can add your Venmo debit card to your mobile wallet as soon as you sign up and pay online, in-store, right from your phone. And the best part, the card is tied to your Venmo account. Get paid back for dinner? Immediately access the money in your Venmo balance and spend it on what you want. Game day snacks, tickets, and new merch. Score more with a college-branded Venmo debit card. Get up to 5% cash back with Venmo Stash. Sign up at Venmo.com slash college card. The Venmo MasterCard is issued by the Bancorp Bank N.A. Select schools available. Venmo stash bundle terms and exclusions apply at Venmo.me slash stash terms, max $100 cash back per month. This is the Venmo Game of the Week segment? Yeah, we can just talk some Big Ten, whatever's on your brain about Big Ten. Big Ten, big one tonight, Michigan, Illinois. Michigan has locked up the Big Ten regular season championship, which still matters to me. It doesn't matter to a lot of people. Regular season conference championships. They say, you know, imbalanced games. But it matters to you. Loaded conferences. It still matters to me. So they're not really playing for that as much. I don't think either team gets their seating readjusted by whatever happens tonight. And for the NCAA tournament, I don't think there's that. But Michigan's coming off of last time they played an elite team, they lost to Duke. Illinois has been leaking oil a little bit. They've lost three of five, I believe. So massive game. And we have the Morez Johnson angle of it all, yeah. The kid that played at Illinois last year is coming back. Is it in Champaign or East Lansing? It's in Champaign, Illinois It's not in the Breslin Center, right? Will we get a flagrant foul on Merez Johnson like we got when Bryce Hopkins went back to Providence? Bryce Hopkins St. John's, you remember that Guy took his head off Took his head off Treatment of former players F Clean off Who had something? You got something, okay Lucas, if you want to pull it up tomorrow, obviously watch Brandon's interview with Cody Rhodes. Elimination Chamber in Chicago. We'll be doing mostly recaps afterwards. Late night, Saturday night stream. Would you like me to stop by? Would you want to? I could. Yeah. You'll be there, right? Yeah, I'm going. We'll go live right after it's over. So I'll be watching here. We'll do it from here. And if you want to swing by, absolutely. That would be great. Hell yeah. Depends on how easily I get out of the United Center parking lot. You never know. Sometimes it's a crapshoot. What are you doing with the CM Punk photo shot? Yeah, that's kind of on Titus' corner here. Of all the wrestlers? Well, I just know that he's obviously World Heavyweight Champion right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was an easy color match with the skin. I wasn't going to put myself on Roman Reigns or Kirk Williams or anything like that. Yeah, it's hard to find any white guys in WWE like Cody Rhodes, LA Knight, Randy Orton. Sheamus. Yeah, on and on and on. Cody Rhodes, I didn't want to make it distracting because we also have the video of you and Cody up on the thumbnail on our channel. And if people saw me on Cody's body and then actually Cody Rhodes. That'd be confusing. Might be confusing. Is Seamus still doing it? He's still a guy? He dips in and out. Yeah, he dips in and out. Why not do Seamus? Because there's nothing necessarily recognized. I guess, does he have a tattoo on his stomach? There's nothing recognized. Does he stub a mohawk? Does he stub the mohawk? No, I don't. I'm just focusing on neck down for what would be recognizable. But again, Seamus, very pale skin. You could have been Drew McIntyre. I could have been Drew McIntyre. Is there a reason you only book people with double Ds for mostly recaps? You got to have just massive yubs to be on the show. I will say no porn stars tomorrow. Okay. That is the no porn stars. You never know. Not that I'm opposed to it. Kind of ruined the intrigue on that one. Not that I'm opposed to it. If anybody's expecting another porn star. You should have said there could be another porn star appearance. Are you going to bench 135 before this? What? before that? Before mostly recaps to just put the whole, I mean, you're supposed to be suspended from the show, maybe. No, that was never- But this is like- Benching 135. This is like a college coach playing an ineligible player. I barely- We allow mostly recaps to go through, and it turns out that you're ineligible. We're fucked. I barely benched 135, but I benched 135. We would be fucked. You benched 90% of 135, I agree. File a TRO. Of what? What? I'm filing a TRO. Oh, you're filing a temporary restraining order. Yes. So he's eligible. So you're eligible for tomorrow? Yeah. Shouldn't you have said injunction? Yeah. I'm going to injunct on Monday. All right. Pull up a grid, please. Pull up a hockey grid. We've got to do a grid. Most of the recaps. Get out of here. I think today's the day. Cody. Is Cody allowed to grid? Cody did just kind of hang around. He came in and dropped off the Mickey D's and just said, I'm going to chill here. He said, I'm having a good day. All right. Canadians, predators, sharks, devils, ducks. Oh, Canadian, Canadian. Yeah. Maurice the Rocket Rashard. Oh, boy. I'm pretty sure he's from Broward. Maurice Rashard. Are you sure he's from Broward? I'm sure he's Canadian. Okay. Martin Brodeur. Martin Brodeur. Martin Brodeur. Sure. Martin Bruedur. Okay. Silverado. Visit Chevy.com. Canadian Duck. Am I allowed to participate or no? You can have one. Is Ryan Getzlaff Canadian or American? Well, if you're participating, you need to know that information. P.K. Subban top left. Can we do P.K. Subban middle left too? We could do both. We could do... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is Roenick American? Go top left. Roenick's not American, I don't think. Is Rogan Canadian? Didn't he play for the Ducks, Roenick? I think you're right. Did Roenick play for the Ducks? Roenick. Is he Canadian? Roenick played for the Ducks or the Kings? You guys got anything for a devil predator? He could be American. I don't think he is. I don't think Roenick's American. Okay, don't do Roenick. Don't do Roenick. Roenick might be American. Hold on, Roenick. Is Yager... Yager was devils for sure. Was he predators? I don't know. No. Sharks? I don't think so. He's not Canadian either. Shark would be the better option, but I don't think it was Shark. Shark's Ducks? Corey Perry. That's a good one. Bottom middle? Corey Perry? Was he a Canadian? He was. No. I'm thinking of Price. Go with Corey Perry. Middle or right? Great question. Middle. Go middle. Was he a shark? I don't think he was a shark. Lucas, where is this hockey knowledge coming from? You're a hockey guy? Okay, don't put him in there. Don't put him. Don't put him. Put him in the far right. Put him in the right. Yes. I think that was a mistake. Yeah, he was. I think that was a mistake. He played like 19. I think that was a mistake. You fucking motherfucker. Because we're not coming up with another. You got Yager somewhere, right? Do your Getzlov bullshit. Yeah, where's your Getzlov go? I thought he was Canadian. Then why didn't you put him there? Because I wasn't sure if he was Canadian. That was a mistake. This is Jeff Carter all over again. I like Roenick. He was going to be Canadian. Roenick was going to be bottom right, so Perry could be bottom middle, dude. Who's the guy in the Canadians that was on the plate recently? Who's a duck predator? Like Uncle Si? Red. Was he on like Sweden or something? Or Finland? Red. Just fucking do it. Jason Williams said 38. It should have been 40, but I missed a wide open layup. And that lives with you forever. Yeah. Middle, middle, Ronick. Why? He was a devil? I don't know. Cody. Cody, you're just saying shit. We're sitting here with our dicks in our hands. There's too many cooks in the pot right now. That's what they say. There's too many penises in the vagina. Hover over the Predators logo. Hover over the... Where do they come from? They came from Nashville Predators, 1999. Okay. I think Yager... Oh, wait. Wayne, Wayne. I think Yager did play for them. Wayne Simmons. Oh, that's a name. Wayne Simmons. Where? Preds Devils. Preds Devils, Wayne Simmons. Shelby Wayne. That's a name. We could have used this yesterday. Nice. Yeah. Wow. All right, Cody, go ahead and get the bottom left, and you know what to do. And you know exactly what to do here, Cody. Because somebody's got to do it. I feel like it needs to be a black guy. Who was Carrie Underwood's husband? Oh, that's a great question. I don't know Candace Cameron's husband is Pat Bell Bure Was it Corey something? Corey Hart He's a handsome devil Corey Hart It's Hart Hart feels right Do Hart Do Hart See if he played for the Ducks Alright He's hungry Carter Hart No Gizzy Hart Okay Ducks Is it not Corey? Throw Van Gundy up there Wait We're not kidding We're not kidding this Mark, take over. Do Yager middle middle. What about the Barso boys? Let's do Yager. Love you guys. That's the show. We'll be back on Monday. You guys are great. That's how ball is done. Who could we have gotten, Lucas? Show summary. No thanks. Maybe later. Maybe later. Go down. uh show middle bottom here Timo I see I had it trust me I got that's on me go back up yeah go back up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he wasn't it's not Roanick It also wasn't Corey Perry either. No, we said Corey Perry for bottom right. Play us out, Lucas. I'm from Corey Perry in the bottom right. Bar. Stool. Sports. My mic will never hurt. I'll tell you right now. You ready? You ready? I think so. One, two, three. Oh, this is a guy who's scared he might not get one. Oh, my God. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh no, oh no. Yes, yes! Oh my God, oh my God. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh no, oh no. Yes, yes! What? Outro Music