It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and it is difficult to make hard things easy. But it's extremely easy to make simple things difficult. Why did you just break my brain? And we're going to demonstrate that right now for a brand new What's On Your Mind where we go around the room and struggle to share the simplest of ideas. Starting with Brooke, what's on your mind? Well, for the first time ever, we don't have any plans for spring break. Okay. And here's the thing, I love to travel. It is like a passion of mine and this year nothing. Okay. Nothing. Nothing. You've finally given up. Thank you. Have you seen all the cultures of the world now? No. The reason is, is our dog is still alive. Oh, Tula. Tula. What are you doing, Tula? Why are you still around? What do you mean she's still alive? That's a problem. Well, we can't go anywhere. We can't get a pet sitter with a dog that's in her last. It's like any day now, any month now. Yes. In her last moments of life. Yeah. I don't even really want to drive out of state because like what happens if she were to die when we were in the house. Yeah. And it sounds so callous, but that's like where we're at right now. And the thing is that my kids don't know is I do have a backup plan where we were going to go to Disneyland. Oh my God. Just in case something happens. I have the fight and it's looking like I'm going to have to cancel them. Oh no. I don't think so. But I haven't yet because I've given it a couple of days. So what are you hoping for exactly? You're still feeding the dog and stuff. Yes. I just want to make sure. So she just had a really rough week a couple of weeks ago and we thought that was the end, but then she rebounded and. That's a good thing. Maybe she heard you talking about the trip and she said that's it. We love Tula and we're glad she's with us and we're glad she's happy. It's just something you can't plan for. But every time she coughs, Brooke does a little fist bump. Oh, okay. She's still good. She's got. Never mind. Never mind. Take the answers off. That's terrible. That is so awful. Jose, what's been on your mind? Well, for those who don't know, I live in a really huge apartment complex. Yeah. And the other day I door dashed myself some ramen. Okay. And I get in the lords at the foods at the front desk. So I go down and as I'm getting back in the elevator, I hear voices of people walking behind me. Oh, okay. Right? So I go in and naturally I hold the elevator door open with one hand behind me. But you're still, you're not looking out to see who's coming. No. It's courteous. And it's a guy and a girl and I hear them talking as we're getting closer. And she says to him, oh, no, I'm not coming upstairs. This is as far as I go. Oh, shut down. And then I hear one of them go. What? Oh, you're. You're kissing noises. They're making me out round behind you. They're out kissing noises. Okay. We just go upstairs with them. Come on. This is the goodbye kiss that you're witnessing. And so I'm like still holding the door and I'm like, wait, when do I, when's my, when do I stop? I think it's time to stop. And the girl, she finally comes up for air and she's like, oh my gosh, you finally kissed me. And he's like, I've been waiting for that moment. And you're still there. And I'm just like, hey, you guys need to use the elevator. Did you pay that? I did. I mean, anybody, anybody going up, they were like apologetic. I'm like, we didn't see you as the door shutting. I'm like, oh, it's fine. No one does. I didn't get any action this weekend, but I was close by some action. Sleepy guy in the elevator. Yeah, man, that's me. Well done, Jose. Alexis, what's been on your mind? So I went to my first time ever being like an all inclusive resort in Mexico. Nice. And so just a few things I learned from it. Well, first I get there, I go to the room and I drink the water out of the sink. Are you kidding me? I brushed my teeth, did that. I just drink it in the water. I brushed it in the, it's fine. I thought everybody knew that. I've heard it. It wasn't on my mind. Okay, whatever. So after that, though, I head to the pool bar. Okay. So like first time at like the swim up bar. You're not supposed to drink the water out of the pool either, Alexis, by the way. That's what I know. Thank you for that. I go up to the bartender and then that's when I realized like how fast they like make you drink. He's like, I'm going to give you the sexy Cornelio shot as the bartender. I don't know. He gives me some blue shot and he pours like five alcohols in it. And I'm like, okay. As I'm taking it, he's like already making another one. Another shot. Oh yeah. He's just going and he's like, you guys got to drink all day here. And I'm like, okay. I didn't know. That's a requirement. I have no choice. And we're like, let's leave the pool bar and go to like the beach, maybe escape. Yeah. Sexy Cornelio finds us on the beach. And I'm like, okay. Maybe he just knows you drank the tap water and he's using all the alcohol to kill whatever it is in the stomach. We're like, okay, we're going to go back to the hotel room, get ready for the wedding. And that's when he comes back and he's like, well, you need drinks to go. So he gives us drinks to take to the hotel room. That's cool. At this point, it's not cool. I'm like, okay, I don't need this many margaritas in my life. We get to the wedding that night and who is the bartender at the wedding? Sexy Cornelio. And he is bringing us drinks during the middle of the reception, like sneaking them behind the curtain to the tables. Oh, God. That was hard. All right, Jeffery, what's on your mind? Well, I know what type of pet owner I am. I'm very involved, very encouraging when it comes to my pup. So when my dog Bagel showed an interest in water, I put him in a swim class, but he did not listen very well to the instructor. Actually got demoted to the lowest swim level possible. So swimming has been taken off the table, but he does need an activity, something to like keep him active, something he would enjoy, especially when I'm not home with him. And I feel like this is going to sound like it's not real when I tell you. But I can promise you this 100% happened is Bagel enjoys making music. And by making music, I mean he likes hitting the keys on my piano. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, when is we going to get a bagel to it? Here he is at the piano. He's just, you know, playing his little song there. So I thought about putting him in a possible music class. Oh, no. That's the problem is he's a dog, but I was talking to an older lady in my neighborhood and I was like, I know you do piano lessons for some children around here. Would you consider giving my dog bagel a lesson in piano? Is this an insult to her or? The question got a lot of laughter from her. Yeah, of course. Which was a little bit hurtful to me. Oh, you're the one that was hurt in this situation. Because I told her, no, like I'm not kidding. Like what do you think about doing a dog lesson, which got an immediate no. Oh, no. So nothing. So now every other night, Bagel and I do a little 20 minute YouTube tutorial together where he plays on the piano and I have to say, just like swim class, he needs to be demoted. He is a terrible listener when it comes to music. I want to see a dog just being like, that's what I was hoping for too. But apparently it's not in the cards for him. We're going to keep trying. Keep going. That's what's been on our minds. Text into 78592. You can tell us what's been on yours. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
