Bobby's Missed Connections

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That's C-O-D-E-C-A-D-E-M-Y.com. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? Why, dude? I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Well, look at who's back. Hello. Look who's back. Hello. Hello, porgs. You know, it was really good to see you when I walked into the studio. I fell a laugh. Did you really? No. I hugged you twice. I hugged you twice. But with some extra touchings. With some scratchies. I love doing scratches with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From poor nipple scratchies are good. A couple of tickles for the boy. Yeah. You're back from España at some family time. How are you feeling? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Happy to be back. Are you happy to be back for real? Especially because I saw you guys try to replace me. We didn't try. We did. We were very excited. We absolutely did. That guy was fantastic. We found a wonder kid. Yeah. Yeah. He's the best. The big C. Dynamic. The big C, dude. Are you threatened? A little bit. Wow. Well, you didn't edit that episode. No, but George did and you watched it. Did you watch it? I did. You did. I know he watched it like a sick little weirdo. Yeah. He's not as good as me. That is no way he is as good as me. Yeah. And he was. He was. Yeah. Yeah. We flew him across the country just to temporarily replace you, but nobody, nobody bad friends. No one can replace fancy beats. We're happy he's back. He's back. Also, the big C doesn't really know what food is. I don't think he eats. Yeah. I mean, everything. We brought him to John and Vinnie's. Yeah. And everything was like, I don't like it. Yeah. Well, the first thing you brought out was like a barata or something. And he had no fucking idea what that was. I've never seen barata before in his entire life. That was a dead ghost. Yeah. Yeah. We had, oh, he hated the gem salad. Gem salad. By the way, it's just lettuce. It's a Caesar salad. He hated it. With a little spice in it. So good. Yeah. He didn't like that. And then what he did like was the anchovy pizza, which is strange. He loved it. Yeah. There was no cheese on it, just red sauce and an anchovy stripped across it. And he liked that. He was like, that one is pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You don't like any of the other pizza. He didn't like the taglitelle. He didn't like the. No. He didn't like the. He didn't like the Bronx bomber. The meat. He's never had real pasta, I think. No, he's never had. I think it's a little too chewy for him or something. He went like this. Yeah. Yeah. Like a horse. Like you're trying to get rid of something. And then the embrace afterwards, where it was as if we were never going to see him again. Well, we're probably not. Yeah. No, you know, we do, I will say this. We do really, I don't want to give anything away to the fans. We are, we do love the big C. We like the big C. We will see him again. I hope so. We love him. Yeah. He is unique. We got to get him some, you know. What? Some action, I think. He's 30, what, one 32? And then he hasn't had, since the Dominican Republic in high school. 13 years. Which I don't even believe. Do you believe that story or no? I don't think he's really had sex. Come on. Come on. Of course that's not real. He's never had sex. He wouldn't have vivid detail about how it happened. Yeah, because he's been pussy ran away. Pussy ran away afterwards and ran into the forest. She was able to cut the ropes and escape into the woods. And I was chasing her. Come back here, little girl. Yeah. It was a wild story. He had an elaborate story because he's been broached with this subject many times. People have said, you know, he's been around another guy that's like, hey, you know, you're working on anybody right now. You got anybody on your roster? No, no, no, really. I guess I once in Dominican. I think it's like, it's not like, you know what? Let's not make fun of that. We're not making fun of it. Let's go backwards. I'm proud of him because he's saving himself for real love. That's what he said at dinner. He said he wants to meet real love. I think that's what they all say. Well, dude, they all say that, right? Either we take him to John and Vitties or Oh, that's true. That's true. You want screwed me? Yeah, it did have feel that like we should be extra nice to him. Yeah, I don't want to know. We don't know. I don't want to read about a Westfield mall in Jersey getting fucking lit up. Oh my God, that would be that would be the end of our podcast. He's wearing a bad friends merch shirt. No, TMZ. Did you see the mug shots of the guys that Rob the Louvre? No. This is unreal. Look at how hot these guys are. Are you I'll be the judge. Is this a movie? That's Chase Crawford. No, but they're saying he looks at that's him on the right. Wow. Look at his eyes. Oh, he's hot. Welcome to Hollywood. Yeah, they're gonna cast this guy you know what someone someone is gonna bust him out of jail and put him in a movie. Yeah. Remember the model remember like the hot model that we saw him like to be on like black stuff. We should make a move. I got it. We bust him out. Mangione. Right. Yeah. You mean what were the two brothers with the boss with that was the young brother from the Boston Marathon. What's his name? Oh, sorry. Sorry. We'll leave that guy in. He's cute though. I know. Bring him. Is he? Yeah, Jeremy Meeks. He's already an actor now. He's famous right. He got like he got like famous. Okay, but go back to the mug shot of the guy that Rob the Louvre. I can't I mean honestly though look at that guy's face. Yeah. That guy's a thief. Yeah, look at the neck proportions. How easy would it be for this guy to get an older woman who's rich to give him money? Brother. Right. You don't need to Rob. Yeah. You don't. What does it say? This is one of the two. Right. That's one of the two. Where's the other guy? Is the other guy? They keep showing him. So obviously the other guy is not. No, he's sexy too. Yeah. Is that big C? I went to Paris to Rob the Louvre. I stole Mona Lisa. Why is that happening? Hot guy's doing this. Why are hot guys robbing? Yeah. When you look at Kyle Rittenhouse. Hollywood's dead. You're like you get it, right? Yeah. You look at Rittenhouse you're like yeah, but when hotties are doing it, what's going on with our world? It's diversity. You know, it's killing that stuff. This is DEI. Right. DEI is like enough Uggos. We need to start getting hot guys to Rob. Right. This is the fucking this is the Lib contingency added again. Oh my god, they're hot. So are they in trouble? A little bit. Yeah. They used a crane to like. But you didn't kill anybody? They didn't do it. No, they didn't do it. Oh yeah. That crane company is from Germany. Yeah. Their ads is like, you know, in and out faster than whatever. Like they're selling through the roof. Well, you might as well market use the marketing. These guys stole a crane and then they hoisted the ladder up to the window. Dude, it was in it's in broad daylight. I mean, it was like in the middle you can see it. It's not like it was like hidden and sneaky. They just put the crane up to the window walked in and came out. And so they got the merch. They got merch. Well, I mean, not merch, but they got at the Louie. They got paintings and stuff. What is it? No, just jewels. They got jewels. Our Rudy jewels. They stole. And then she was in there. Then they got out and they escaped and they escaped and then they caught on. But some rat on the run. Somebody ratted him out. Oh, the rat. Who's a rat? Google the rat. Google the rat. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, go back. I'm sorry. I want to see that real fast. It says the heist is valued at 88 million euros. That's 102 million American. Wow. Eight pieces of historic French jewelry. Fuck the French. Who cares? Yeah. No, we love the French. We love the French. He came this close to getting away. I know. It's amazing. They should have let him go. I would start small if I wanted to rob. What would you rob? Well, I would start like back in like my high school days like Kit Kats and you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. And then you would slowly go, okay, I got away with that. And the next thing you would rob is like shoes from Payless Shoes or something. Yeah. Right? Like I got loafers. By the way, that's why they went out of business. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone stole from that place. Oh, the next one is, you know, if you go to like San Francisco, you went to the CVS or everything is locked up now. You think I went into a CVS in San Francisco? I went from my hotel to the club to the hotel to the club. Oh, I went to a CVS. I did not walk outside. Yeah. We were both in San Francisco and yeah, the CV, you know how in LA, half the things are locked up at fucking San Francisco CVS, right? It's all toothpicks locked up. Well, those are weapons. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's how they broke into the loof. Yeah. I mean, everything. Yeah, but but I will say the city, Bengay locked up. I buy a lot of Bengay. I'll tell you this. It's funny that it's locked up up there. What? Chips. Yeah, it's crazy. And then there's so many of those buttons. Who loves chips? I wonder. All of us. Yeah, all of all love chips. Yeah. And then there's one person, some poor Filipino lady where you have to she just happened to be. But you know, you're pressing the button, but you have to imagine there's 40 buttons being pressed throughout the fucking helping. Helping. Helping Nile. Helping Nile. She's the key master. She's got 50,000 keys around her neck just running through the fucking like, yeah, what about this? Why don't you just get one guy per aisle? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, dude, I'm the fucking, you know what I mean? Deodorant guy. I'm the cereal boy. Yeah, you'll be cereal. I'll be Deodorant Deodorant. And I have all the Deodorant keys. Right. McCone, I don't know what you do. Okay. What's going on? Are you stunned? What's going on? I thought he was going to tell me what I was going to do. No, he's he doesn't. I was giving you the option. I'm the CVS fucking manager. I go, what do you want? What do you want to do? Like what I do want? I do the condoms. Oh, fuck. Okay, give him the condoms. Why? Because you don't use them? Yeah, it'd be fun to monitor that one versus the other ones. Keep an eye. Can I talk? Can I? Can I get a McCone and love? I was introduced to a new friend of his recently. It ended later that evening. Never mind. Wait, you found love and then you ended it? Well, I met up, we went to the Dodger game and we afterwards I said, hey, we're going to walk down the hill because you can't get a fucking Uber. I was like, we're going to walk over the hill and probably go to shortstop or grab a beer, just hang out. And then so we went to Little Joy and I said, come meet us. And this guy, this is how nervous he was in front of this girl. I haven't seen him like this in a long time. I was pretty hammered. And I was just giving him cash, just handing him cash. Like get her a drink, get her go get her food. And he was nervous. I could tell because when he showed up late, I go, where did you go? He was late. He goes, I thought you said little boy. I'm like, there is no little boy bar. There's no little boy bar, dude. There's little joy and it's literally across from your house. Wow. You know what I did? On the flight to San Francisco, there was a attendant, a flight attendant. She was beautiful. So I wrote her a letter. Oh, yeah. Restrain in order now. No more Delta flight. The guy next to me. Fancy is back. Yeah, I was sitting next to the businessman. Excuse me, sir. Do you have a pen? He's like, yes, young man, I have a pen. Gives me the pen. So I take the, you know, the throw up bag. Barf bag. The barf bag. Barf bag love note. Right. And I wrote this, like, you're so pretty. And, you know, here's my number. This and that. My Instagram, everything, right? Yeah. Nothing. What? Did you check your requests and all that stuff? I checked it. I've been checking it for days. But did you get her name? Was her name on her name tag? No. No. So that would have been a, I looked at the, you know, when you do DMs, you're not a single guy, but I know. I go through it. You know what I mean? You siphon through all the profile pictures. Nothing. Yeah. And you take a risk like that. But she was so pretty, Andrew, that I had to take a risk. That's really, she must have been, this much, she must have been a smoke show. She was a smoke show. What airline are we talking? Alaska. Oh, no. Was she Alaskan? No. She was just a white girl. She was so attractive. And I thought, you know what I mean? You know, she smiled at me and this and that. Listen up Alaska Airlines. Wait, wait, wait. You didn't talk to her? You just wrote her a letter. That's like high school stuff. Like, wow. And I put checkmark or like checkboxes. Like, a few like me. Yes or no. That doesn't work. It's self-sabotage. Yeah. And that thing with the hand that was. I gave her one of those. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She, well, Alaska Airlines is easily huntable. Anybody out there that works for Alaska, there's a flight out of Burbank that goes to SFO. She didn't find me attractive. Sure she did. You're very attractive. No, there's lots of rich, famous guys in first class and Bobby's just one of them. So she has a pick. Well, that could be it. She's getting a lot of barf back love notes. Exactly. She got a stack of barf back love notes at the end. Yeah. I mean, would you take a risk like that or no? No, because I feel like you'd be called like lame or something in a group text after. Oh, so what? You're departing the plane. There's no time to talk. They're at work. It's not time to talk to girls. So you can never see her again? No. You got to look at other people. You think that never happens? I don't want to be a part of that. You're not interested? No. I don't want to be made fun of in public or someone like film me like, look at this guy asking this girl out. I'm afraid. You don't want to end up on a TikTok. Yeah, that's scary. Okay. So I'm a flight attendant. Get ready with me when I talk about a creep, my grape. And then they do a breakdown of it. Yeah. I know that I've seen, I've watched, there's flight attendants who do TikToks and I see them sometimes and they talk about passion. Oh, she could TikTok my fucking barf now. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. That'd be so embarrassing. But you didn't say anything. All you said was, well, what did you say? I drew a very detailed, you know what I mean? Swastika? No, of my penis. No. So here, because 15 years ago, I was, I don't know what airport I was in, but I was sitting there and this lovely lady sat next to me. And I think it was before I met Kalyla. And we had a conversation and she was very pretty. Yeah. And very nice. And I never got her information. I always felt, I think about that. And sometimes, you know, you'll run through the airport, you'll just see some of you guys, you'll lock eyes with a girl, you'll smile and you're like, oh, that's a missed opportunity. And so from now on, I don't want to miss those opportunities. If I feel like, that's cool. Take them. Shoot that shot. Andreas, what? Shoot that shot. What? You're smiling. I don't like it. Well, I'm just saying, without your glasses that you don't have, right? Like, you don't see that well, like, two feet apart. So I don't know if those smiles that you see are directed at you, you know? Or you're imagining them. You do have tremendously dog-shed vision. You think everyone's smiling at you. Everywhere Bobby goes. Dude, that made me so angry. It makes me so angry. I don't know what it is. I mean, welcome back, but I don't know, dude, you know? That was a good one. Why don't you look up Miss Connections? Because I guarantee you, there's a Miss Connections website. You know? Is that Craigslist that does it? Yeah. Starbucks in Santa Monica. Zoom in. I am the Asian female that was hesitant, but talk briefly over coffee about a month ago, if around, it's still interesting to have coffee again. This is like wildly sad. It's beautiful, but sad as fuck. This is what I'm talking about. This is why you have to seize the moment, you know what I mean? And maybe I am blind and I can't see the smiles. But it doesn't matter because maybe one of them are a smile. Looking for Sarah from Pasadena, I think. We should respond to some of these. We should just be Sarah. Look, you got to shoot your shot. You're single and free. You got to keep shooting your shot until you find love and it's out there. Could it be on Alaska Airlines? Maybe. This guy needs to apologize. Asking the Italian girl of my dreams for an opportunity to apologize and Lancaster. My only sin was to love you too much. I miss how it used to be. You're never alone. I'll always be there if you need me. I still love you. Oh my God, these are so heartbreaking. Well, even Saturdays that it's on Craigslist. Do people use Craigslist heavily now? I don't think anybody uses that anymore. Facebook marketplace took it over. That's exactly what it is. I think there's a lot of love loss and misconnections in this world right now. Well, how do we mend that? How do we mend it? I don't know. I'll tell you where there's a lot of love. San Francisco. Holy fuck, man. Those guys go fucking bananas. They have the most fun. I got hit on a bunch. I got hit on not one time while I was there. I came and I was out. You got no guys? I get no gay love now. I sit up at the bar to have dinner and I'm... Oh yeah, I didn't go to any bars. No, a dinner. I had dinner at the restaurant. I mean the hotel bar. There's another thing that happened. I have a couple things that happened, but another thing that happened was I get a text from some random number saying, hey, can you speak at my meeting? That's cool. Right? So I go... I didn't ignore it. And then, you know what I mean? He was kind of persistent. So I said, okay, I'll do it. And so I show up. And so there's this one guy in the program. He's the biggest rock star. Right? And he's a guy that I've met for the last 20 years. He has no idea who I am. You know how you meet somebody and they act as if they've never met you before? You've met him a bunch? Yeah. I mean, I've been introduced to him, but it just... I mean, he's an old rock legend. So now I'm speaking at this meeting and he's sitting there with his wife in the second row. He's never seen me talk, really. And I have a 30 minutes. I'm the main speaker. And so I'm like, all right, I'm gonna... You're doing some time? But you know, I was like, I gotta hit this. Yeah. What's your opener? My opener? It's gonna be so cheesy. I can't... Please. I don't want to do it. Please, please. Here's the thing is that I have to... For the fans. I will. So what you're doing is... It's not just... You can't go up there because there's this other comic that spoke once and he did his act literally. You know what I mean? It is tied to... He did his stand up and he lost the room. Half the people walked out. And people... A lot of people know I'm a comedian, so it's like you can't go in and try to be funny. Right. So you start with real. So? Yeah. So I said... First thing is I say, I have to say that AA is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. True. And when I was 17 years old, I luckily got a spiritual licking or psychic change. And then move on from there. You know me about helping others and this and that. But then I go into... I know my pitch is I can get funny. You can talk about my parents and stuff. So I do start doing acts. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You just do it. And I'm doing it and I'm doing pretty good. It's like 350 people there, 300 people. That's huge. It's a big AA meeting. I look over and the guy's... Oh, he's dead? Yeah. I can get a talk. He looked like he was dead. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, ah. He didn't hear a word you said. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, he... But you know, my fantasy would be, you know what I mean? You know, come over. To my house. You know what I mean? Come over. Yeah. To the house. Yeah. And then he, you know, and then it's like, you know, here's an original signed, you know, whatever. I don't know. I got it. Thank you. Thank you. You know, you'll get... I think you keep... You know, I want to have that moment of like you, like you and Taylor Swift. You know, like he says something funny and I'm like... Very funny. I want that phone. Everybody wants that photo, right? Of just you and Obama or somebody. You had a redemption with another rock legend the other night at the Comedy Store. Oh, that's right. I had another redemption. Who? I think I could say it. Kitas. Kitas. You redeemed yourself with Anthony. Yeah. Like now he's... You're back in his good graces. Yeah. Did you speak to him for a while? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And? It was magical. You have your signed copy of something? No. To take over. But I almost went like this. Almost. You think that's good. Domino's. Hey, man. You know what, dude? What, baby? I love two things in life. Let me guess. Specialty things and pizzas, right? I knew it. What did dominoes do? Do they do specialty pizzas? They do both. Are you serious? I can't about dude. And just check it out, dude. What? Look at this red box here. Delicious. You eat the box? You know what it is? What? Extravaganza. And an extravaganza. It's an extravaganza. I already took a bite here. I already had a piece, but I'm going to have another bite of this extravaganza. This extravaganza. 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What is it? I mean, even to send an NDA, you can talk about your role. Well, I'm in the crowd and I'm yelling at, I'm yelling at them on stage. They're all on stage. Eisenberg. Woody. Woody and... Morgan Freeman. I love Fisher. No, Morgan's not there. Yeah, yeah. And I love Fisher. I love Fisher. Yeah. Woody was... Well, talk to me about, can I add? Woody was the coolest thing was meeting Woody. I was fascinated. I'm just, I wanted to meet him so bad. Did he know who you were? No, no, no, no. No. Yeah, yeah. No, but he, but the director introduced me. He said, oh, he's a comedian. Woody's like, I love comedians. And he's like, he does a podcast. And he's like, I have a podcast. I was like, yeah. And then he was like, who is he talking about? Did you say that your podcast does better numbers? Than his? Yeah. I mean, does it? I checked on YouTube. Does it? No, I didn't look it up. I actually have no idea. I don't, does he do, does he have a pot or is he just starting it? But he was just talking about the world. He's fascinating. Oh yeah, him and him and... Ted Danson. Him and Ted Danson. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, Rad Dude, very nice guy. I'm more broken up right now because my boy got his title stripped away. My good friend. Good to be. Prince Andrew, they... Good one. They took it away, man. Good one. Let's go back to the movie now. That was a really good deflection. Oh, I can't do jokes. No, but I see what you're trying to do. You want to go this way. I have nothing to say about the movie. It was fun. I mean, I'm in one quick scene. It was awesome. I mean, it was a Budapest. We talked about, we talked about going to Budapest. It was great. I'm going to see it. I'm going to... I hope it's good. Yeah. I don't know. I know nothing. This is one of those things where you touch it and you leave. I don't... I have no idea. I get in there and then they're like, thank you. Goodbye. Although Budapest Film Crew, probably the best film crew I've ever worked with in my... No, I'm not kidding. No, I know. I did it. Shocking. They're amazing. They're so fucking good. They're so great. They're on top of everything and you're like, oh, I don't need that. Hot too, some of them. Yeah, some of them. Even some of the girls too. But it was really... No, it was a great time. But yes, I'm going to go see the... Beautiful architecture. I hope people go see it. Some of it, half the city is. The other half is in ruins. It's in ruins, yeah. But... I'm more concerned about all these Japanese bears getting loose. I was thinking about you the other day. I wanted to call you. Yeah, I've been seeing that lately. They're overtaking Japan. Yeah. Brackbear, everywhere. Yeah. That was the headline. I wonder why. Because they're not having as many children. Now, I think they're overpopulating because they're not being controlled. There's no hunters. So they're... I think they're inviting hunters to come help. I kill them. Because they're killing people. I know, but just... Can you gather them up and then put them in an area... A fenced an area where this is Black Country, Black Bear Country? This is Baltimore. This is Baltimore. Frode and asleep. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying, like, create a town. You know what I mean? A town for Black bears. All the Black bears go there. Yeah. And you stay there. Yeah, don't drink out of the White Bear Fountain. According to the Japan Times, 12 people have been killed more than 100 others are injured nationwide just this year alone. Wow. It's pretty crazy. Yeah. Whoa, that Black bears are gnarly. Look at that. And they're getting more aggressive. Yeah. Like, apparently, they're showing up and trying to get into people's houses. It's fucking rad. Japan's hunter population has been shrinking. People don't hunt. 60% of licensed hunters now are over 60. So there's no kids are doing it. Yeah. I would just gather them up and bring them somewhere. There's other islands around, right? You put them on boats. Yeah, put them on boats and bring them. Not Okinawa. That's a pretty populated. Yeah, put them on boats. Like, we can call it Amastad, whatever you want to do. However you want to do it. No. Put them down to, yeah, Okinawa is, they already did that once, Okinawa. You know what I mean? Yeah. But there's probably other islands around Japan where they can, you know what I mean, put the bears in. Cage them. So you think- I don't. Killing animals is not my thing. Yeah, but if they're killing people, you got to protect your population. Survival of the fit as well. Oh yeah, we have guns. So I guess we have guns. We have guns. They don't have guns. Yeah, you're right. I mean, they do have guns in Japan, but not like this. Yeah. Wow, they're pretty big. And they're mauling people, huh? And they don't look Japanese at all. Yeah. I thought they'd look a little bit more Japanese. Well, why can't they just, you know, get their guide to do it? Who's that? Who's their prime minister or whatever? No. Huh. Godzilla. Release Godzilla, dude. Godzilla we'll fuck that thing up, we know we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we Or Mothra would be easier because Mothra can fly and just pluck them from the ground. Yeah, pick them out of the sky, throw them in the ocean. And throw them in the ocean. Yeah, that's actually very smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or something, you know. Well, get on it, Japan. What are you guys fucking waiting for? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't cage those Mothra. They gotta be released. Little tiny Japanese. That's what we saw Mothra. He's been out. I think he had an injury. Oh, yeah, I know. Like an MCL tear or something. He's been out. He's on injured reserve. Yeah. Or bring Yamamoto and Otani and the baseball bats that go over there. Congratulations to the Dodgers. Oh, yeah, the Dodgers. We're wearing your Dodgers hat today. Go, you. It's heartbreaking to see Blue Jays fans, though. I just feel so bad for them. Nope. Why? USA. USA. USA. USA. USA. USA. God fuck with us, Canada. I know, but you know, they were leading for most of the game. Yeah, they blew. They're in home turf. They blew it. And you could just see them just like just not being able to get it over the line. I actually loved it, dude. I loved it, dude. It was fucking great. Yeah. Yeah, I was. It was kind of wild to watch. Especially because I was in San Francisco when they won and SF fucking hates the Dodgers. I know. The Giants do. They were so mad. So Tuesday, the sky came up to me. He goes, hey, I'm fine as a T.O. I go, okay. And he goes, I'm the new manager of the Giants. The team manager? Yeah. I just got hired. This is my first year. I'm starting work next week or something, but I wanted to. Starting work next week? I don't know what it was. That's not how they talk. Yeah, that's. But is give me the name. Tony Vitale came to my show Tuesday. Seriously? Yeah. With his girl. Wow. Yeah. Super nice. I mean, I didn't do with that well, but yeah, Tony Vitale came. Really nice guy. That's fucking rad. Yeah. I mean, it's no Taylor Swift, but you know. That's the manager of a bad sports team. Not bad. Are they bad? No, they're okay. They're fine. Is he? It's new. I mean, I told him I go, you have a shot, right? He can. He's a manager. He can rearrange. Yeah. They don't have control? It's baseball's money. The Dodgers have all the fucking money. Soccer is the same way. Isn't soccer the exact same way? I don't know. There's no cap on soccer, right? Yeah. You guys have a salary cap? No. So it's the same thing. So why are the best teams the best consistently? They have the most money. Yeah. If there's no salary cap, that's why people hate the Dodgers. The Dodgers spent the most fucking money. But 12 years ago, Leicester City won the Premier League, right? Yeah. And they were the worst team. They have no money, right? Yeah. They had no, they came from the championship straight to the Premier League. No star, they had Jamie Vardy, which is the one guy. I've seen that name. I know that. Yeah. And they won the Premier League. That doesn't happen in America because of the refs. And we have teams like Manchester City and Chelsea, Roman Mbravivic owns Chelsea. He's like an oil baron from Russia. I mean, they have all the money in the world. And Leicester still won. My point being is that you can still be a thrifty manager and look at stats and get to the top of the world. You can look at stats and go, you know what I mean? This kid, I know he's in a household name or you know what I mean? But I think he's perfect. You know what I mean? No, I know what you're saying. I think that may happen in soccer and baseball unfortunately now that that that date, there was a guy, Billy Bean for the Oakland A's and he kind of revolutionized them. You never see Moneyball? No. Which, Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt, you didn't see that movie was fucking phenomenal. Art is great. But it was about the story of this and what you're saying. It's an iconic manager who literally kind of revolutionized the way you could pick players and get them young and do it. But it's a big money game now. It's all bullshit. It's all money game. That's why people fucking, that's why those guys really hate the Dodgers. They got the most fucking money. And I get it. It was like, for years as a kid, the Yankees for me was always the Yankees. I was always like, the Yankees are unstoppable. Oh my God. $350 million. But this summer what Arsenal did was, if I can talk soccer for a second. I'd love it. And wait, let me ask you a real question. So Lester City, is that what you said? Yeah. So some of the players, are they from the area as well? So they have pride in local? Local. So this is the thing that we don't do anymore either, right? Yeah. So most of these kids are fucking from elsewhere and you just play with the team that you play with. The cool thing about soccer that I love is that you see these local guys play for their squad. There's city, there's like pride. We also have a youth program and Bacchai Osaka, Ethan Wanieri. Some of these players are Louis Skelly. They're all, Louis Skelly is 18 and he's in the main team. He plays with the, with the main team and Arsenal Wanieri is 18, 19th place. And they're all from Hellend. They're all from the academy. And our big star Bacchai Osaka is from the academy as well. So it's like they've been there as kids. Right, that's right. Yeah, pride. There's, there's, there's Semelins of pride. We don't have that. That's, I'm jealous of that. You used to have a player when I was a kid, like, you know, Jordan was Chicago to us. He stayed in Chicago. Right. Like some of, there used to be kind of a vibe. Like you, you stayed there as long as you could. Now these guys don't give a fuck. They're going to go wherever they're going to go, whoever's got the best check. And that's how it goes. That's sad. Well, that's just the spets. But the business did that. These guys don't really have as, it's almost like you're put in a position when the Dodgers called Shohei and they gave him $700 million. Yeah. I mean, how else is he going to pay for those gambling? Let me ask you a question. So this summer, Arsenal FC, so Liverpool, right, spent so much money. They got this guy, Esac and all these guys and they spent $150 million per player. Esac cost, Esac cost over a hundred million pounds. Jesus Christ. Right. But what Arteta did was he bought people from leagues that people were like teams that were like, people were like this summer like 30 million for that guy. And who is this guy? Like he bought a defender named Muscarra. No one had ever really heard of him. But he knew. But he knows that he would fit right in the team. And so now Arsenal has a backup for every position that's just as good. Whereas Liverpool spent two or three, millions of dollars on two, three, four players. They don't have the backup. You know what I mean? Right. And it's about stats and about like, you know, what's going to work in our system. You know? Right. Yeah. It's fascinating. But I don't know much about baseball. So you're saying that baseball, there's no, so the Dodgers doesn't have like a youth program. Well, they have a farm, they have a farm system, right? We have a farm, you have a farm league, like you have AAA, you have a, you do have a system, but these guys are quick to get rid of them and trade them and especially if they can't afford them. You know, that was, you know, you don't have scouts. They do. They do. They do. For kids. Oh yeah. They scout 12 year old. Oh yeah. They scout, they scout middle school and high school. Then you bring them to the Dodgers youth academy. Do they have that? Yeah. And then you guys live here. But most of the time. We go to school here. Yeah. That's more a non-American thing. Like the NBA just started that in India not long ago. Yeah. In India? Yeah. Because they're looking for the next seven footer. You got to play basketball, man. I won't do hoop. I won't do let me play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, Ranjeet, you're five foot seven. I can't be a standard. Why can't I be a starting center? It is fucking funny that we all, we do, the NBA, the NBA has so much money overseas. Because like, guys like Steph Curry, he's probably bigger in China than he is. I mean, he's global superstar. But like overseas, there's so much money in the NBA overseas. Because Asian kids fucking love the NBA. We can't sell the NFL to almost anybody. But the NBA, you can sell to fucking everybody. Everybody love, I mean, it's, those guys go to China, they do like a, like Steph and those guys, they'll go do like a summer camp in China and make like $30 million for like a weekend at camp. Because he's, you know, they're, they're, they're massive overseas. I'm big here, but still. Can I ask you another question about sports? Lebron James. Did I ever tell you that story? When I was on a boat. You met him? No, no, I was a boat in Europe and the guy's like, you know Lebron James. I was like, yeah, he goes, he will stay there when he come here, that place. He will stay. I was like, he's there now. He goes, nah, but we will watch. I guess he stays at the same. Like, they're like Lebron James. This is Lebron James. Wow, wow, wow. You know, you know, I'm not gonna talk about basketball. No, I want to talk about, um, cause now, you know, I'm really kind of getting into baseball a little bit this year. Love. Yeah. I had no idea why it would be exciting, but now, you know, watching the World Series and the playoffs and stuff, I, I, I get it. It's a nerd game. But I don't get football. I don't expect it. American football. Yeah. And I want you to convince me that it's good. Why is it good? Well, you know, but baseball is my number one. So I can't, that's how I, I agree with you. But baseball is like soccer and the fact that like these are all, this is all chess moves. Yeah. Soccer's coordinated chess moves. Baseball is calculated statistical moves. Yeah. Trying to advance players in different positions to the likelihood of scoring and positioning. Football is that too. It's fucking awesome. But you like it because you like, you like these little technical moves and I think that's what you like. Football is more like pure raw athletic strength and talent and ability going at each other at full speed as hard as you can. Soccer is, of course, their strategy to it. It's hard. I don't know. Selling you on football stuff, you don't like, you don't like violent sports at all. I do. UFC, I was a big fan of it. But you know what show that I've been watching on Netflix? I command everyone in this room to watch it. There's a show called Physical 100. Bring it up. But it's Asia, right? Oh, I'm out. So it's basically, so it was a Korean, yeah. So that's the Philippine team. That's Manny Pacquiao. So like it's Australia, Indonesia, Korea, Japan, Turkey, right? Look at the tits on that guy. Yeah. Turkey, Thailand and they're all competing, right? Are the Thailand a bunch of ladyboys? No, but I think Indonesia or Thailand does have a ladyboy on it. They should. But it's, but the Philippines are making me laugh. Why? Because Manny's so small. He's so tiny. You know what I mean? What is the competition? What do they do? Well, there's only four episodes right now, but it's basically the first one was they have these four platforms, circular platforms, right? And there's I think eight countries, right? And each, so they basically, there's a gigantic circle and in the middle of this dirt mound is gigantic circle. Let's see if you can see these. He's bringing it up right now. It's a trailer. This is the trailer for it. Yeah. But it's not, it's not show it because they're going to show the whole thing show the, oh yeah. So you can see the circular thing right there. Right, right, right. Okay. So you have eight countries and then you have to dominate a circle. Wow. So the most people on the circle, right? Right. If you have like, it's king of the hill. King of the hill, but it's like, how many others? One, two, three. I think there's five. This is rad. Right. But it's like when you're watching the first round, you can see Manny Packard just flying from the screen. Yeah. It's pretty brutal. Can they punch? You can't punch, but it gets pretty scrappy, dude. It's a really fun show to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in, I'm already in. It's fantastic. But like, but there are some countries, I mean, that would just not, like US, we would just. Well, yeah, that's why they don't want us a part of this shit. We'd get the most lunatic out of our mind. Guys. Ex-military, like just ready to fucking kill at will. But every team has famous people on it. Like, you know, so the Australian team has Robert Whitaker. He's one of the best UFC fighter. You know, Whitaker and then that's fucking Mongolia. They're badass. Let them get a fucking... And look at Genghis Khan. We call him Genghis Khan in the middle. 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It's soft. Look. Shit. It looks like it. It does look exactly like a tonsil stone. All hard deposit. Okay. That's what I thought it was. What? Tonsil stones. It's just a breed that gets stuck in those little, like those little hangy things in the back of your mouth. That's a tonsil stone. Okay. Did it smell, smell your fingers? Does it smell? Yeah, it smells like what I ate. It was crab. It was crab? It's a crab. Oh, it's a piece of a crab. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome back, fancy. No big deal. No big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went there, I went to the fucking crab place last night and it, fuck. Fucked me up, bro. What do you mean? The bowling crab. Oh, yeah. It's too much, sodium. I can't do it. It's too much. I just don't like mass amounts of seafood. Yeah. And then you got to get the potatoes and the carrots with it, but it's like, and then if you go medium, like who, when did fire become a flavor? An element should not be a, I don't, everyone ate a sandwich. This is earthy, right? Have you tried our new Wind Burger? Yeah, or Wind Burger. It's delicious. When did fire, who likes it? You get fire, you know what I mean? I agree. I hate the taste, like when they do, it's a smoky thing. Like I don't want smoke. Smoke tastes like you burnt it. Yeah. I don't want smoky anything. Yeah. They do that a lot with drinks now too. They smoke on top of a cocktail. I don't want the smoke. Yeah, or you go to an OmoCosta place, right? They take, they slice tuna or whatever, choro. They put it, you're right, on a wooden plate, but then they put a thing over it. Yeah. And they stick smoke in there. Like cedar wood. I don't like that. I totally agree. I fucking hate that flavor. I don't, I don't know why they do that. Somebody, it's, it's a culinary thing. It's got to be like a cool, fancy culinary thing. And then that's, that makes, that, in the community that makes it good. Or don't put fucking, you know what I mean? Caviar on top of salmon. Mm. You're like, now the mom and the fucking kids? Well, we... I don't eat the mom and the kids. You've never had chicken and eggs? I refuse. It's not, it's a combination I can't do. No, I'll do it. Chicken and eggs? I'll have, I'll have... It's mom and baby. Yeah, the family's all together. We'll get grandpa in there then, then. Might as well. Yeah. Like I'll take, I'll take a ground patty of, of like meat with, you know, a full grown cow and then it's mixed with like a baby calf, you know? Why not? What's it called again? What's wrong? Veal. Veal is delicious. I can't do baby anything. So you don't, you want him full grown before you eat him? Well, it belongs with you. There's been a lot of guilt now as of late of eating meat. Why? Like TikTok algorithms. Oh. Oh, Lib Talk. He's on Lib. I'm on Lib Talk, dude. We lost him to Lib Talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, people just raising cows and the cows cuddling with their owners. Right. You never seen that? No, I mean, I've seen, yeah. They kiss on the lips. I love it. Well, then you need to move to India. No. Like this. They worship the cow. Like this. Ooh, look at that. Look at that. See how many Smash Burgers could you make out of that? A lot. A lot. Yeah, we can make a lot out of that. But I've done. Look at that. Yeah. Yeah. Those are free range happy cows. Yeah. Yeah. You don't feel guilt? No. Because they're sentient being. Like the other day, I went to your house and saw your dog. Yeah. Right? Yeah. They have the same human connection. There's not enough meat on her though. I know. She's tiny. That's why I have a tiny dog. Brad Williams would be faithful. I know what you're saying. I get it, dude. I've had this moral dilemma before in my mind. But also, I really love red meat. I like it so much. I do too, but it's like, you know what? I can't wait until let's like grow it. Well, they're working. They're doing that now. What do you mean? We have that. Yeah. But get to a point where it's like. Tasting good. Yeah. Yeah. Get to it. It doesn't taste like shit. Yeah. Like accessible. But we're all in beta with all this stuff. Like this fucking home robot they're pushing out. You know this? Oh, yeah. That thing, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's insane. Yeah. Why don't the guy controlling just do it? I know. This is very dumb. Yeah. A guy has to control that fucker. And they want 20K for this thing? Is that how much it is? Yeah. The dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. I'm singing about getting one. I know. You know, I love it. I know you. I have to wait for Optimus. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to wait until that improves though. Yeah. You know what I mean? Bobby, would you like me to clean up the cat poop today again? Yeah. I don't want to keep asking you, Neil. I think it's the dumbest. I watched the video of it. You know what it did that blew my mind in that one promo video? It does this. It like wakes up. He's like, Neil, load the dishwasher and then it goes like this and it looks at its hands and that made me go fuck because that's what I do. If I'm like fucked up on drugs, I always looked at my hands. I look at my hands. Yeah, because you're like, oh, where am I? Is this mine? Imagine sleeping and then that's wake up. Look at that. Neil, what the fuck? I need you to wake up. Also, put a mouth on it. Yeah. I mean, you did the eyes. What's how hard is it? Put a mouth. Let me get a little bit of morning head. We are literally three years away from these things also being just sex dials. It's like the Neil programmers are like, look, sir, they're doing no chores all day. Yeah. They've loaded not one dishwasher. We're 10 years away from probably 20% of the households having something like that in the house. How many people have a Google device where you can talk to it and it can play music? How many have like Alexa or whatever? Yeah. You do? You do? Yeah. 10 years ago, you were like, what are you talking about? 15 years ago, but now in the future, everything's going to be automated. You're going to talk to the microwave. You're going to be like, get the food from the fridge, talk to each other and then put it in there and heat it up. Yeah. And by the way, going to be rad. Fancy went home to Spain to go see family. You were gone for what? Two and a half weeks? Yeah. Exactly. Two and a half weeks. Yeah. Because I miss you every day. I have it on my calendar. Fancy gone, fancy gone, fancy gone, fancy gone. I mean, we did miss you like crazy. I texted you a few times. Yeah. I finally joined Bobby's Club. What is that? Oh. Yeah. It's a tough one, man. Yeah. I still, at times, I just think about them. It's so surreal that they're no longer with us. Yeah. The worst thing was the bureaucracy of death. The bureaucracy of death. Yes. That's interesting. It's a great band. Yeah. It's that really it. It's a great band. The bureaucracy of death. There's so much bullshit that comes along with death. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it's also a racket is what you're like the amount of money that happens when people die, the amount of it's just it's fucking it's a racket. It's crazy. Birth, wedding, death, the three best best businesses you can get into because it will never go away. Yeah. If you want the most secure job in the world, do birth, weddings and deaths. You will never not have work forever and they can and they fuck people over. They rip them off. Yeah. Everything was like that. It was like, I have to be cremated like yours and we have to still pick a coffin. Wait, why? Exactly. That's why I asked. Well, because that's how it is. They're not going to cremate it by itself. So you have to buy and they show you, you don't know the prices. It's like, how long is it going to be there? Like just to go through the thin. Wow. So basically, they're like, you have to pay for the coffin for them to be in it while they, while they burn it. Right. God, that's fucking crazy. But everything was like that. Insane. Yeah. And do you have the ashes? Yeah, I do. Do you want to mix ashes with me? It's not about it. Yeah. I still have mine. I'm better. I'm better. Let's mix it. Better after five. Let's see what happens. We get a Spanish, Korean goat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What would happen then? What would happen? If you meant. To their souls. Yeah. They probably, they would just bump into each other and they don't even know each other. They'd be freaky. Yeah. Just merge in the after a little bit. Love you. Yeah. What would you love to spread your dad's ashes? If you had some place in Italy, you know, a place he loved, some, my dad was an art history professor, so something in that world. That's fucking cool. Like anything Italian, like over an Olive Garden? Can we do that? Yeah. Let me go back to John and Vinny's if you guys. Yeah. Yeah. We can sprinkle your dad over the jumpsuit. My budget is tight. So yeah, maybe. Do you want to be burned? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. My grandfather, who was like my literal hero, I've talked about on the show. He always, he always was like land is for the living. He would go past cemeteries. He'd be like, this is fucking bullshit. It's a bullshit way. It's like, you don't need to, no one is immortal. Land is for the living. Get out of here. Let the next people have the land. Why do you have to plot land and be like? I mean, I grew up like having to go to the cemetery and like, you know, people like, it's a little surreal, like cleaning the. Oh yeah. Now, did some people have a stone to have a tombstone? Do your dad, does he have one? No, no, no. My dad didn't want any of that. Your dad's the fucking man. I'm going to go old school, Barry. Barry, yeah. Yeah. Right? Just in case. Just in case. Like what if Macon wants to visit me? No, no, here's what you do. You take the ashes, you spread them in a place that means meaningful to you that you can visit often and then you see them all the time. But your little tidbits and ashes bits are all over the fucking place. What I'm saying is that my body will be in a place. Your body will be gone. It'll be gone before you even, before anyone, it's gone. You're not there anymore. You'll rot through the coffin. You'll rot through the coffin. The bugs and the things will get in there. They eat you. It dissipates into almost nothing. There's nothing. There'll be nothing left. It's kind of so depressing. I think it'd be cool to be Barry just no coffin and actually just decompose in the earth. Yeah, that's what they do that to. They do those raps. Those eat, they're called like eternal. What are they called? Tree ones. I would do a tree one. Yeah. The famous actor did it. There was a famous actor that did that, right? That he, or he said because he got cancer that he wanted to do it, but it's like an eternal, they wrap you in this biodegradable thing and you kind of go back into the earth and it's all, that's fucking rad. That to me is very cool. Yeah. Just burying a body is illegal. Yeah. Wait a minute. Seriously? Mm-hmm. Like a felony? I mean, if you die, you can just bury McCone in your backyard. I'll be right back. Oh, dude, speaking of that, this is fucking crazy. They just found in Vegas. Did you see that? 200 plus bodies or something buried in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Casino. I know. They finally found. Wow. They finally found, what was it? Funeral home that did it. Now they're pinning it on a funeral home. Funeral home recovers 300 plus piles of human remains outside Las Vegas. What do you mean? A funeral home took the bodies and buried it? No, they're, what do you mean? There's a federal investigation, zoom in, federal investigation into who dumped more than 300 piles of human remains. They think a funeral home did it. Why would they do that? It's probably cheaper than paying for the, because there's got to be some sort of, I bet you it's expensive to remove human remains. There's probably a fee. And they were like, fuck this, we'll just throw it in the desert. I'm guessing. Wow. Bureau of Land Management officially confirmed piles where human remains in the department was actively investigating cremains. So they were all cremated bodies. What's, what's, oh. 315 piles of dead bodies. Wow. That's so many. Yeah, there are rules to, you know, in order to spread the ashes, you know, you want to do it in the ocean. You have to be, I don't know how many kilometers in, you cannot just do it. Right. There are laws. You have to scatter, you're on your own property, obviously. If it was public land, the rules may vary by the location. National parks, you have to get a special use permit. Who do you think is buried in a, in a national park? Got to be Roosevelt, right? I mean, wouldn't that make the most sense? Oceans and waterways. But you can spread ashes sneakily. A lot of people do that. Yeah. People do it all the time. Well, people do, you know, people do a lot. I've heard this, that people go to like, when they go to baseball games or soccer field, soccer pitches or something that means a lot to them, they carry a little bag and they spread it out there. Oh, cool. That I think you would fucking. The Emirates, yeah. What is that? Someone's mom from Bad Friends Live. That, what? Are you being serious? Yeah, it's Luke's mom. This is from... Oh, this from London? No, no, it was from, I believe Pittsburgh. I can't believe we still have that. Yeah, we've had it for two years here. We don't know what to do with them. This is meaningful to me. Well, let's combine Luke's mom, your dad and your dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's just what happened. What if Luke's mom's hot? Yeah. Your, your dulty, your dad's will be like, fuck yeah. Yeah, very good. Thank you, Bob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From Vida after life. Let's mix them, dude. I see bone. Do you have some, do you just have some of your dad? He's not gonna make it. He's not gonna make it. He's not gonna do it. Why, I just think we should. I mean, I guess to Koreans and Spanish always get along? I think my dad and your dad would get along. Koreans are a little obvious if, so I don't know. Yeah, a little, holy shit. Well, look at that. Modern relations between South Koreans and Spaniards are very good, characterized by increasing cooperation and cultural exchange. Historically, Spanish missionaries who first encountered Koreans described them as peaceful intelligent, though a long period of limited interaction followed. Once they saw them once, they were like, they're very nice. Like, you're gonna go back? No chance. Both countries have since forged a modern strategic partnership based on shared values like democracy and have experienced similar histories of civil war and subsequent rapid economic growth. It is, that is pretty fucking interesting. I mean, it is, it is kind of wild to think about the spreading of the ashes and what does that do for the area that they're spread in? Like when you go back to the East Coast and you're in some old creepy fucking, you're like, it's gotta be, I think, I think haunted shit is only because they buried stuff beneath it. Like we're not native land, it's because they buried on native land. And when they're like, yeah, that area is haunted. I'm always like, well, they're under there. You know? I also saw, talk about country relations. I saw this thing this morning on the way to the airport about Finland in the Finland Open Prison Program. These guys get to like come and go as they please. Yeah, they have cars. It's fucking unreal. They have cars. He was working out and then he went to, he went to work. He went to a coal plunge. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that. Yeah, this guy. Yeah, this guy, yeah. I murdered somebody. He is in there for murder, for murder one. And he's like joking on, he's goes to a garden. He's like picking flat. It's pretty, it's wild. Yeah. I mean, the idea in Europe is that, you know, prison is a place to rehab. Rehabilitate. Yeah. It's something that Americans do not believe in. No, no. But do you believe in it as a European? I think so. Yes. I think it's a... I think some people. Yeah. I mean, obviously there is, there might be some exception. We probably have the world's most violent twisted criminals. I would imagine the U.S. is number one again. Hell yeah. At that. I bet we have the most fucked up wild shit. Yeah. We'll go, what, what crime, let's say we're a government. We are kind of a little government. We're a little government. What crime is too much to do the rehab? How about second degree murder? Second degree. No, let's say I'm a presenter. I'm going to present you a case. Yeah. All right. So, I have a client here out. Welcome, guys. Thanks for coming. What's the client's name? Alfred Simmons. And he came home from a trip early when Dois House. Yeah. And his wife was having sex with two of his workmates. Where do they work? Costco. Oh, seriously? Yeah. I love Costco. Corporate though. Okay. This man comes home from work. Yeah. He finds his wife in bed with two of his Costco coworkers. Yeah, yeah. And they're going at it. What position are they in? Oh, every position, my friend. Wow. So, he's just sitting and watching. He's cucking. Is he cucking for a little bit? Yeah. Well, his friend David is upside down. I don't know how they got the ropes tied around his ankles upside down on just the ceiling, but he's upside down. Wow. And he's licking her armpit. Oh. Yeah. Don't please don't assume, sir. Sorry. And the other one, a little dwarf man, little person, all right? And he's got marshmallows all over his body. He boiled down marshmallows, put it all over his body, right? And he's sort of just like on her chest and just getting the marshmallow juice on her breastuses. Got it. You know what I mean? Region, right? It sounds more fun than that. It's pretty fun. It was a fun time. Right. But anyway, this guy, this Simmons took a machete. Simmons? What was it? Alfred. Mr. Simmons. Mr. Simmons. Sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. I call him Simmons. Yeah. He took a machete. Yeah. And he chopped up. Unfortunately. But what about the other man? They're fine. Okay. Yeah. So, he's an unintentional second degree killing. It was non-premeditated. Is that what second degree? Yes, because he can see. Since it was a dwarf, right? We couldn't charge him with first. First degree, right. Yeah. You could always get him for half degree. It's a half a. We consider that and it's like a half. Half degree murder. Half person. Yeah. So anyway. He deserves rehabilitation. You think so? Okay, good. Yeah. Good. Right. Yeah. I heard you have a client. But I would say this. Yeah, yeah. You would need to have him make amends with the family, with the family of the little person that was murdered. So, you'd have to get him to go to find that. Well, we. First of all, you got to find that tree that they're in. Well, we'd have to buy him a plane ticket to get to Middle Earth. Right. Yeah. And we don't even know how to. We don't even know how to do that. So, I heard you had a little client. I do have a client. Yeah, it's a. Tell us. Yeah. Barba Duke, Mr. Barba Duke here. Well, based on the. Allen Barba Duke. Okay. He's a doctor and a lawyer and a physicist. Oh, wow. He's very well accomplished. Already then probably ready for rehabilitation. I don't know. Okay. Well, it's a. It's pretty egregious. He was eating lunch at a Jimmy John's and. Good sandwich. Freaky fast. Okay. I will tell you, he was eating lunch and he found it pubic hair in his sandwich. Oh. And he turned around and a bunch of the young teenage pimple face boys braces. They were laughing shit's lit, dude. What do you think about that, bro? Wow. Our pubes are in your fucking mouth, bitch. Oh, so these kids put their own pubic regions inside the sandwich. Yeah. Well, that is. Three teenage. Really uncalled for. Three teenage boys. Wow. But Barba Duke, he took this the wrong way because he was having a flashback from the. What was his first name? What's Barba Duke's first name? Mr. Barba Duke. No, what's his first name? You said it doesn't matter. But Mr. Barba Duke had a flashback from his childhood where he was bullied when he was very young. I see. Many people in the neighborhood make him eat their pubes. So it was. Pubed the Duke was a game. It's understandable. Yeah. Mr. Barba Duke kind of had a flashback. He grabbed. What did Mr. Barba Duke do? He grabbed one of the butter. He grabbed one of the bread knives and he slowly cut up each of the teenage boys. And he cooked them and they're still now serving some of them at Jimmy John's. It's a new flavor. You know what Chipotle introduces something new every couple of months? Yes. Now, Jimmy John's introducing teenage boy. Okay. And he. Well, it's interesting that you would say that because it's like, first of all, you would think that once somebody is carving up one teenage boy, that the other teenage boys would run. He cut. He dismembered all. He took the knife and cut off all their legs. With a butter knife? With a butter knife. A bread knife. A bread knife. Bread knife. Seems difficult to do. Well, dude, Mr. Barba Duke is quite strong. He trained Taekwondo and Sword Mastery when he was in college. Okay. I've never seen that done, but anyway. He's very skilled. Yeah. He's well skilled. What do you think guys? Rehab. Rehab, rehab, rehab, rehab, rehab. You think he's good? Yeah, we're good. Yeah, he's good. I think we're fine. Yeah. Carlos doesn't realize he's Mr. Barba Duke. In prison, can you wake up whenever you want to wake up? No. I think there's a bedtime. There's a wake-up time. There's a yard. But I can't go, I'm going to sleep in. I'm going to mix up. Prison would hurt you a lot. Oh, I bet. Because bedtime. I wouldn't be able to walk or anything. And honestly, then you'd have to get up and do shit. No, but I can't go, hey, yo, Prison Guard. What's your name? Larry. Prison Guard. Yeah. Tomorrow? I'm Larry. Oh, you know, breakfast and all that stuff? I'm going to sleep in. No. Wake up. You got to do exercise and clean. Yeah, but I'll do that after lunch. No, well, we'll just beat you then. What do you mean? We'll just beat you. We'll physically come in. I didn't do anything. I just want to sleep in. I tie you. Too bad. No cameras. Oh, shit. You'll beat me? With what? Huh? What'd you beat me with? What do you want to be beat with? But, Don. Do you think they would beat me? Fuck it. They would make me get up in the morning like a military? Epsa fucking. That's what they do. I'm going to go to fuck. Can you sleep early? Like, oh, I'm going to sleep early. I think so. Do we even go to bed early? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think you. I don't know. Lights out is 11. Can you Google it? I don't think they make you wake up. Of course they do. There's no, I don't think so. Yes, they do. No, this is not. Also, it depends on what level of prison you're in. Yes, you do have to wake up in prison around 6 a.m. Structure daily schedule includes mandatory head counts and work assignments. Yeah, man, you got to do shit. You're forced to do labor. Yeah, you're doing labor. Oh my God. They get paid. But they would let him do stand up and get out of it. You know what I do. What? Fuck everyone. Yeah. You would get fucked. Whatever. Whatever it takes. I want to sleep in. You'd be bottomed. How did that Friday go? It was okay. I mean, I loved San Francisco, the punches, great. And you were there before and they talked all about you. Bobby was just here. That was a cool week. It was me, Tuesday, Wednesday, then you, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, right? On Friday during the day, Matt Nayshows was Doug Benson. How funny is that? No. Yeah, he did 4 p.m. Wow. He does like 420 shows in certain cities. Oh, that's fun. At 420 p.m. Yeah, I think he did Saturday before me, I think. That's a lot of fun. I didn't even get to fucking see him though, because obviously he's on the road in and out. But no, dude, that club punch was great. San Francisco is awesome. There is also a perception of San Francisco that comics have sometimes where they're like, San Francisco, liberal snooty, they were fucking, I could, I said everything, it was rad, it's fun. I just think San Francisco is misunderstood as an audience. Also, the homeless seem safer. They're not as knifey. Yeah, they're not as knifey and they're having conversations with themselves, which is nice. That's how I just saw a guy do that on the way here. You ain't got no clarity within this time frame. What do you mean? Come on. They're like talking to each other. Infinity Stones, create the magic. I get it, man. And they're having conversations with each other. And so you're just kind of walking by, you can't add. No. You can't go, the mind frame is down below. And they're like, what you saying? They'll go down below. Yeah, but you can listen to them. They're not, you know what I mean? Like, shanky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be funny to put a homeless guy at an improv and sign him up for 101 or whatever over at UCB. Yeah. Just a homeless schizophrenic guy and he just kills. He gets on SNL year two. That'd be cool. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, crazy bones. But there is a lot. Do you see a lot of homeless there? Yeah, yeah. They're so sad. Well, we live here. I've seen it fucking here. I love the homeless here. So crazy. I saw one person in Spain in those two and a half weeks. Because you kill them. You kill them. You get rid of them. You guys are, you got, what do you do with the homeless? What do you do with the homeless there? Airplane and LA. I saw a couple of TikToks that say about Japanese homeless. You know what I mean? And the typhoons get them. The typhoons, they do. That's real? The typhoons fuck them up. Yeah, yeah. Well, they look so cool. No. They look like a guy. No, it's like a famous meme because it really is a homeless dude. No, I wanted to start a clothing line called Hobo. And that was when I brought it to a company, that was the photo. I mean, you look like that. I want to do a line of clothing that looked like that. You wear that shit all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bluncy Aga kind of does that. Yeah, they get it off of that Russian dude. You know that Russian dude? Okay, look up Bluncy Aga and then the Russian street wear guy. That's right. Have you seen this before? No. You're going to love this. This guy right here, right? He goes to thrift stores and he's influencing fashion trends. He's like a homeless guy in fucking Russia. Are they paying him? No. Do they want to keep this man homeless just for his art ideas? It's a good idea. Smart. Yeah. Yeah, don't let him in. And they steal his fashion ideas by looking at his photos. And he knows this. Look at it. That's what he normally wears and then look what he did. I mean, it's incredible. That's fucking dark. What? Who's who? The guy on the right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back to some of these other ones. I mean, dude, dope. No? Yeah, he's got a cool style. You got a style. Yeah, he's cool. Obviously, he was an artist of some kind. I don't know. Yeah, bizarre. Just Ukrainian magazine. Wow. It's incredible. It's crazy. They're just stealing from them. Oh, let me tell you something that happened. Yeah. Oh my God. You just pissed me off, dude. Yeah. So I will fly to San Francisco. You have a driver? No. How do you get to the hotel? Uber. Okay, why would I? I know you do. Yeah, he tells me. You get the driver for me. I get the driver for you. It's not in his deal. Yeah. You pay for my driver? I pay for your everything. Okay. So anyway. No, he pays for his own fucking driver. Yeah, of course. Yeah. So this guy, you know, I land. There's a guy, he has a sign Lee. I go, hey, it's me. He's like, what's your first name? I go, Bobby. He's like, okay. I'm not lying. It gets worse. Then we actually were walking, smoking to the car. He goes, hotel, you're staying at. He doesn't know. Isn't it in the fucking thing? That's why I ask him. Don't you know what hotel I'm staying at? Because I do. Do you? I go, I don't know. It's in some of my, I have to go to my emails and check it out. Just getting kidnapped by a fan? No, just check out. He goes, no, I can't put you in my car unless I know what hotel you're staying at. Seriously? Yeah. I already gave you my name. Right? He's like, it's rules, man. I've never heard this in my life. Yeah. And now I'm going through my emails. Then I finally go the hotel. He's like, okay. Wow. And I still give him a big tip. I knew you, I was just going to say, I bet you gave him 100 bucks. But I did, I threw at him almost. You know what I mean? I go, here you go, man. I whipped it at him. Yeah, fuck him. Right? I didn't say goodbye or anything. It pissed me off. Yeah, that's fucking weird, dude. Do you know why? He doesn't think that I am anything. How many Lee's have you seen? You know? It's San Francisco. I also said Bobby. You know what I mean? That's a rare Lee. That's a less common Lee. Yeah. It's also like, you know, I don't know, did I read it wrong? No, that's fucking weird though. I don't know why he... Has that ever happened to you? I take Ubers. You've never gotten a car. It's the same amount of money. No, I have, but they've never... No, I have, it's not the same amount. What do you mean? It's more expensive for sure. It's a lot more expensive. No, but I have taken... I'll do a Ubers from now on. Is that what you're saying? No. No, you're paying for it. You deserve it. I don't deserve anything. I just think it's easier. I like the torture of a foreigner who's speaking on the phone. I like that. I like to go to a new city and hear their foreign local, you know? Yeah. I'm like, I want to hear that. Yeah. No, but I've had that before. I've had it before where I'm like, oh, that's me. And because I use an alias, I don't use my name. I'm like, that's me. And then they have to like check to make sure, because it's not... You know what I mean? Yeah. Because it's not my name. I see. Because it's weird that they hold your fucking name. That's the weirdest thing. That's how I put mine when we go on the road. Yeah, that's smart. You're so fucking famous, Bobbily. The name is famous. Oh, this guy had no idea. I don't know who you are. No. Maybe he was fucking with you. He wasn't. Dude, I know... How old was he? He was like Brazilian, so he had a thick accent. You know what I mean? But I almost gave him a bad review, but I didn't do it. No, no, you can't do that. Why? Why can't you? You can't. It's not... Let him suffer. You're living a great life. Fuck him. What, Uber? Remind me. Remember, we were three packed in the back of the car. Yeah. He was being so rude to us, and you were asking him if he could turn the AC on, and he just wasn't listening, kept turning his music on. Was that the one where we were laughing really loud? There was one Uber I was in with you. That was with me. No, that was in London. London. Oh, that was so funny. We were on the way to the show with Chappelle. Yeah, yeah, that was so funny. And you asked what this building was, and he was like... He goes... And we... And that's all he did, and he turned back around. And there was dead silence out for us, and then all of a sudden we just... I died, I died last. Although we also validated him. We were like, oh, cool. Oh, you were in the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 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