"ChuckleHut 3000 on the Corner of Butt and Ass" (w/ Sarah Sherman)

This is an I Heart podcast guaranteed human. Look, man. Oh, I see him. I don't know what look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Yes. Wow. Last culture. These days, ding dong. Last culture. Ristas calling. Yeah. Familiar pizza is back. Yeah. Yeah. Remember the family pizza on eighth street? Is it painful to remember it? I guess that's what nostalgia is, right? Looking back in sort of pain, remembrance, and more. There's so many examples of that in that area of New York. I don't go down there that much. So you don't miss the Vapiano like I do. Well, there's Vapiano in all over Europe. That's true. And I think parts of Japan, you were just in Japan. You were just in Japan. Our guest was not. Yeah. Well, I am immediately when I saw the guest, I was like, have you ever been to Japan? And it's the most. Collapsed into a puddle on the ground. I was like, I have FOMO. And I was like, I'm just letting you know that's for good reason, because you would have thrived and more there. Am I allowed to speak? No. If you speak, you can speak. If you speak. If I love that turn on if I speak. That's a good thing. Because can I say one of the great expressions is if I speak? Would you like to say something? I would like to say something. Okay. Why don't we just bring her in? You can watch her HBO special. Her truly artful. I would call it a masterpiece. Superlative. His pee-wee, Cronenberg. Which I want to talk about with you. Which I would. His front. Cronenberg. His front. Cronenberg. It's a friend dresser. It's horse belt. It's everything that is good about the world and comedy and art. And that is what I put into this person. I guess you can watch her on Saturday Night Live. I guess. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is my impression of our guest. This is my most recent episode. Toss-and. I feel very bad. I was good. I would love to walk through the accent there. I was coached. You were coached. Everyone. Toss-and. She's my coach in life. Everyone welcome. Sarah Sherman. Coach. We. Get off the bench girl and get on the field. Get on the field girl. You've been called this. What do you want to say? I want to say something. I want to say as someone who's speaking of the experience of having been a Jewish person. Having been an experience of being a Jewish person. Some of those experience of speaking on from the experience of Jewish. I have never really been anywhere that wasn't like for work. What do you mean? Like where have I ever gone that wasn't like I the show? You've been on vacation. You've not done like a big trip. When was my trip? When would my trip have been? I guess this is when your trip would have been. This is what my trip would have been. Literally unless I'm doing a show at like the chuckle hut 3000 on like the corner of like button as I'm not going to. Chuckle hut 3000 on the corner of button as the title of that. You know what we were talking about actually when we were there we were talking about how Osaka is actually the comedy city and the difference between we were talking about the difference between or our tour guide was saying. The difference between a laugh in Kyoto and a laugh in Osaka is this in Kyoto they're like that's funny. And we are in Osaka. They do what's called the big Osaka laugh like this. And I said that. That's your city. You are Osaka down. I've started to get like really self-conscious a table read with my. I have a big head thrown back and laughter cackle because now that I don't have my sister across the table because he's a big one. He has a big a. I know what you and I were matching volume which you're welcome table. You're welcome table. We were always supporting and it's not perform. It's not performative. I worry people think it's performative now that I'm a loan in the castle. No. So they've already forgotten Boeing. Joe, call in text to me, week one, I post hiatus, he was like, whoa, table was really weird without you. It's really weird. You do have like a big, a boister. Energy, a boister. And one of the things I love most about you is you're not shy. It's not, you're not shy at all about sharing your laugh. You're your big bow and yang. Osaka. Bell. Big Osaka laugh. Big Osaka laugh. And it's an end when you didn't want, ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, I was sort of giving like, come. I'm like, like, Victoria, you say I'm an Aguila, I say, Victoria's villain. Ha ha ha ha. It's really maybe, why do I throw my head back? And cackle. It's easier to open your mouth that way. Try doing it like this. Girl, don't be hearted. Way harder to open your mouth with your chin on your neck. It's actually a local chan number nine. Way harder to open your mouth with your chin on your neck. Well, I'm trying to think about it. Second somebody off like this. Sarah, your favorite laugh among your friends. I was like, who's your favorite person to suck off? Damn. You are my favorite laugh. And I'm going to say why. And this is about me and making it about myself. No, I was the greatest catharsis of my life was provided to me by one Mr. Bowen Osaka. Yay. When I'm like literally five seconds before my HBO comedy special premiere, I'm going, the why would I do this? I'm like, why would I get to watch? Watch your special with the betcha. I know, I know. Watch our stand up comedy special. So let's just see like two people not laugh. And it's just me, you know, whatever. So and you know, famously, I have maybe one martini. I'm black out to the stars. I was actually wondering if we should get black out for this. No, right. Yeah. Yeah, no, sure. And we could probably get something in here. Gone. No, let's get some martinis. I had, I like there is champagne like around. No, no, no, no. It's not a, let's do it. No, here's my problem. What? No, we can't. We can't because last night I was taken down by a grain of salt. Let's get them. Let's get them in. Let's get them in. No worries about it. Let's fly them in whenever. Open the door. I don't care. Thank you guys. Love you. This is true dedication. And honestly, I believe that they're going to come through. Can I say people in the curtain, Ena comes through so hard, you may know her at home as the woman who she's, she's a man doing your own. Power player here. Yeah. She ran in during the Ariana Grande episode because I believe your, I was brought to the shop. I was brought to the shop. I was a shoulder was an Ariana shot. And she said, I don't care what's happening. I'm running in there because we have something to fix. Fixed it. And we're grateful for it. Well, thank God somebody's a professional. So she's getting martinis in here. Thank God someone's a professional. Yeah. I was going to tell you when you were like, what do you want to talk about today? I was like, I have something really big to tell you. What is it? Was realizing that my constitution is so sensitive that I literally was psychically taken down last night by a grain of salt. What are you talking about this more? And when I say talk about this, I mean explain it in a way that anyone can understand. What is it? No one knows this. If I have like, if my lips like rust against a martini glass, I'm 89 sheets. Like to the way I'm 90 nine. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like the cow getting picked up. Has it always been like that or is this something in? Yeah. I'll say it are approaching middle age. We couldn't possibly be world is world is mother talk. How old are you? Do you share that information? Yes, I do. 32. Oh, you're 36 years younger than us. You're still young. But doesn't it, can someone tell me I can someone tell me I don't look a day over 20? You look, you are ageless and timeless. You don't want to tell her? I want to see what she wants to hear that she looks young. Yeah, there you go. I won't open my eyes until someone says I just played Jane and Natasha. Natasha. One of the youngest girls. You looked amazing in that little and that little dread. That was my waist. Couldn't find it. You looked amazing. I, you know, that was like a fight. Sarah had to go to Sarah acting school for that. What do you mean? Toss that. Literally, they wrote a joke in the sketch that was like, what part of your accent's bad? He says, do you have a point? I'll wear your accent's bad. I'm going to put it in your accent. No, what part of England are you from Long Island? I go, well, I got everyone's face. I'm going to an accent coach and she went, you're struggling with your OSA. She's amazing. I'm struggling with my OSA. Toss that. Toss that. Cause that table has like toys and toys and dinners, right? You know, when it doesn't come out of the mouth. You were down at the rodeo first. Sam, I, what were you going to say? A grain of salt. Can we get back to Toss that? You want to go back to Toss that. Toss that? You want to go to a grain of salt. I think you had a grain of salt. I feel like, let me go. Let's close this for you. Just everyone knows. The last time Sarah was here, which was about a year ago, the day of Trump's second and not. Who's the day of my daughter's wedding? The day my daughter's wedding was one of the happiest days of my life somehow because you were there. And because, and our listeners have described that episode as, only a series of thought starters. We never finished just single loop that was open. You know what? And I'm going to add him right now. Jack Ben Singer. Daughter of the pause. I can just say stuff. Daughter of the pause. What's the hell? Daughter of the pause. I don't think we've ever met. That's the best angel. Would we have a good time? Yes. Believe it, please. Okay. You know what I was thinking because the song Illegal by Pink Panther was came on and I thought of you too because because because because me Sarah and Jack were writing a sketch once and then we kept pitching jokes that we were like, is this okay to say? And then Jack led the charge by always going, it feels illegal. Hey. Oh, by the way, since you've gone, my laugh percentage has has dropped. What do you mean your laugh percentage like that you receive? Like laughs per minute. What's it? What's baseball terms? My, my laughs per minute. I guess it would be batting average of laughing average of laughing. I'm laughing less. Can I ask you what do you follow baseball? Why are you accusing me of something? And what does I wear hat sometimes? Sarah, don't make this confrontational. I'm just, I'm just, I'm putting a thought started out there and if you, like, just ask, do you watch baseball do you follow it? Do you know what a good batting average is? We know. So this is what I didn't understand. Yes. Because it's like if I'm batting 100, that's bad, even though it sounds good. If you're, if, well, what you want to do is bat 1000, if you're batting 1000, it would mean you never didn't get a hit. And you want to know what a good average is. Like anything over 300 is like a good average. So baseball players, if they get one hit out of every three out of bats, they're considered an incredible hitter. Oh, so I'm amazing at SNL. Exactly. That's why I wanted to say that. Title of that. Exactly. That's why I wanted to say that. Exactly. That's why I wanted to say that. Amazing at SNL title of it. Three things. Your, your lot, Jack, well, you're laughing less. Great of salt took you down. Oh, yeah. I'm not talking about the special, which is then I can, special watching you catharsis, okay. Green of salt, constitution, and then which brings us all the way back to Tarzan. And I have to add, you also wanted to talk about how you watch Justin Bieber's Grammys performance three times. Right. Okay. But not the rest of the Grammys. Right. Because there's something there. Oh, and this is connected to grain of salt. Great. So basically last night, the whole hand of top. Great. So as I was saying, going nose that if alcohol touches my lips for 1.4 or 5 seconds, I'm like medically incapacitated and can't move. You know this. I do. And so something now I, so last night I ate a burrito and I've realized that I can be completely overpowered psychically by too much salt. Yeah. And people don't realize this. This is, no, this is a real thing. Salt will get you. What? Have you heard of Greta's party chipsgiving? Yes. Yeah. So I ate this really salty burrito, fabulous burrito. And now I have a beer from. Doesn't matter. Right. Keep going. I'm sorry. And just don't know how much I want to take them down. Cause I don't want to let them know where Sarah gets her burritos because then she'll get mobbed. And then the place will become too popular. I think that they do a fabulous job and I don't want them to think just because I was taken down by a burrito. It's not. I'm doing. I'm not doing a nagging that. Right. Right. Forget I asked. I'm a kidding. The salt. I'm like kidding. The song took over my mind completely. It was courtous. I was like, I was, yes, yes. It was last night. I was experiencing like, soul psychosis. You used jarred a hive mind with the salt. It was like pleuribus. It was pleuribus. I am. But wait, just try to myself in next. I was like, I was so like salted out. And I was like, oh, I'm gonna pop it out. What are you? What is this mean? What are you experiencing? What are the thoughts? Like, did you have to go and talk to a diabetic shock? Like, what was it? My whole body gets swollen. You know what you're like really bloated in swollen? Yeah. And so then, I was like, I ate this like huge burrito. I was like, I was like, I was like, go to lie down to pass out. I had a big day today. Might as well get my sleep. Oh, yeah. And I was so dehydrated to the marrow that I couldn't fall asleep in those, I was so tired from this giant burrito. And I was like, I was like, I was like the, I was like, I was literally like, eh, I'm the cream keeper. The cream keeper. Yeah. I was like the agent. But so tired couldn't keep my eyes open. And like, and there was just like a, it was a, does that make sense? The kind of psychosis. And I can feel the assault like in my blood and skin. Have you ever seen the movie seven? No. You haven't seen that movie. You know what's interesting? Many movies I haven't seen. There's a part in it where like, they find like a dead body in a room. And like, it's like a decomposed body and all of a sudden it just goes, and it comes to life. And I was, because it's been kept a lot, the crew knows because all these, all these dudes, these are dudes that have seen the film seven, all of them. Like I got to tell you, like our crew, you can't see them. They've all seen seven. And that's how I love that. They've seen, they love David Fincher's films. Well, I didn't want to see, wait, is it night of living dead? I'm gonna mess this up. It's one of those. There's like a, there's a completely dehydrated corpse that goes, just kill me. So basically that was what it was doing. It's like, it's like coming to life that like begging for death. And I think it does die. But that is how I pictured you after your burrito. No, I was literally rocking back and forth going like, begging for death. I'm sleeping. I have to be lost. I'm so sorry. And I don't want to drink too much water because then how can you sleep when you have to pay for the course? No, of course, of course. So it's the worst. Then I was like, I just need to take out my phone. Of course, I'm only human. Take out my phone. What is the first thing that's shown to me on phone? Justin Bieber in his underwear. Yeah. And I don't know. It brought you to life. I hissed, historically sobbing. Uncondulatory. It was a great performance. And I just felt really moved by it. Yeah. And I don't know. I feel like we've seen him since child. Yeah. And a lot has gone on with him. And I go, at the end of the day, you can't take away talent. No, you cannot. Oh, that's talent. That's talent. He was literally stripped everything away. And he just gave us, you can. And what's funny? Like we were like, oh, Melissa and I were like, fudging around the apartment being like, oh, yeah, he's probably going to come out and do you can't. And then he did amazing when you do it. It's a great song. Jimmy Newton. Yeah, the words Jimmy Neutron, like making an appearance there. I didn't. You are 100% dead. OK. And then. Oh, so I'm just realizing like I can have, I can black out from a martini. I can also salt out from a small chip in burrito. Well, we're going to see what happens. The zipper was the burrito. Well, then it was just, it's just salt. Tundage can send you into it's like, and I find that I'm very suggestive. Salt, tonnage, you're so, this is the word tonnage, by the way, is very personnel. All right. It is. We've got a tonnage of dark humor in the show. Well, right. It's like, it's like the producer's big. So there's, there's a lot of like boob tonnage. Like a lot of people wrote. I go, honey, I know. Honey, I know. Honey, I know. I've got boob out for days. For days. I've been carrying these things around for days. Like she got new tits and came to, to do work that way. You've worn a breastplate. And I have liked what I've seen. I'll take you in any size. You're one of the most beautiful women to ever live. Do you understand? This is up for debate. This is quite up for debate. The best and up for debate is huge, by the way. So many people's beauty is not being debated. Not being debated. Yeah, we see it or it's like, no, it's not being debated. Well, I just said to you. To be in the conversation, girl, take the win. I said to roomful of men, do I look 20 and everyone literally looked at their phone? Like I'm just getting up. Yeah, because at that point, we hadn't brought up David Fincher's filmography yet. They weren't activated. Now they know they're safe here. They're excited. What do you think? 27. 27. 27. We're going to close my eyes. You're just going to close my eyes. Is that how you're difficult to personnel? When a sketch comes in, you know, like, I'm just going to close my eyes. I'm the least difficult. No, I did a diva move. What did you do? What did you do to move? Today, we're not at work. You're not at work. I went. I looked at what I, I interpret as like acting Jewishly. I think often be interpreted as like being difficult. Sure. I'm just saying what I'm thinking, which is to be Jewish. You externalize and then people think, oh, they're yelling at me. And meanwhile, you're just like, I'm the same way. Are you working it out? Right. Exactly. Yeah. And you were working it out. I was working out in the remix. They were like, I wasn't. Am I on time every single day of my life? 100%. Well, who is? Oh, I mean, yeah. Yeah. You were, you were, you were punctual. You were being supportive so bad. I don't know about what you say. I'm going to be like, yes. Literally. Yes. You know, I think about every day. I'm putting your weapons down. No. But yeah. Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down. No. I was. I'm really letting peak behind the actors. Yeah. I'll share to you the moment with you. I was having a bad day. And I go, you know what? I deserve the most expensive smoothie I can find. Yes. I want someone to Google this. It has ingredients. No one's ever seen before. OK. I just wanted to go smoothie. I can't even say it out. See, I can't. I can't. OK. I see. It's just a bit. Is it named after a starlet? It's named after a large amount of money. And the name of the smoothie is like, hi, it's expensive. OK. Because I thought similar to Justin Bieber, you're talking about the Haley Bieber smoothie, which I get frequently in LA, which is just a jizzy milkshake. That's the way. Yummy. It's got collagen in it. It's got collagen in it. No, they're not. Yes, they are. We got a sample. Oh. It's my splurge. It's my splurge is that smoothie. Is it good food for you or is it a milkshake? Doesn't matter. It's a real good shake. It's a real good shake. I don't like when they do the jizz on the side. They do the cummy splurge. That's the collagen. Don't shiver. Cummy is in. I was saying, I was saying cool ranch chips taste cummy. It's cummy has always been around. I get feet from cool ranch. I get stinky feet. Oh, interesting. Interesting. It's kind of like a cilantro soap. You either get like comur feet. Comur feet. Now, you got the smoothie. Right. I go, I deserve this. Seriously. I deserve this. It's the craziest. And coconut meat and MCT oil on it. So who did you treat in a deep way to get this? I go and I buy it myself. I'm like, oh my God. I deserve it. So thick. I can't even sip it with a straw. You have to eat it with a spoon. Yeah. Try to serve. They go Sarah. Actually, the schedule has changed. You need to leave the building now and go do a pre-tap. Right. And I said, hey, y'all. I'm going my smoothie is 8 minutes away. It's kind of a way. Hey, let's give me a, they go, they go, you gotta go. No, I go, hey, hey, hey, hey, I literally kind of went, guys, guys, seriously, guys, give me eight minutes. It's gonna be here in eight. I'm showing you. That's reasonable. This is not even the case. This is my one meal break. The schedule has been changed. I'm gonna know some me and I know that's totally fair. And I went, hey, like I raised my voice. And I went, guys, guys, guys. And I kind of went like, please, let me wait for this movie. Please. And they went, we'll have someone take this movie there. And I go, I don't be kind of warm. Okay. So what happened? How did this wrap up? And then they, I, I relented. You relented? And they brought me my warm smoothie. Was it not what you wanted? Basically, like, so then it came at that eight minute mark, but I was already uptown. And then they then had a intern had to bring me the show and I went, guys, it's warm and coming out. And then get me another smoothie. And I was like, I just get, I go, I paid for my own money. And can I ask, when you got there, was it like, oh, thank God we rushed, because we're starting right away? Do you think that's what happened? No, no, no, can I say, it was really done. It was rhetorical. It was, it was, it was rhetorical. I got the warm smoothie and they're like, we'll get you another smoothie. They or me another smoothie. I have to go back to the studio before that I just really guess there. Oh, oh, oh. So at this point, how much money has been spent? $15,000? $15,000. Community college tuition. Oh, pay check. Do you want to skip the whole food show? Do you want to, is it fair if I share my, my, even remember, which I pulled my last week? You, I told you this. I did, I went to show my eyes now. You didn't, you didn't, you didn't, careful, here comes the press. I told you, come with the press. I told you about it. Tarzan, Tarzan, Tarzan, hot off the press. Your bees, what was it? Your bugs and what was it? It did it's ready. I made your favorite. Bugs with butt sauce. See, you're really good. That was an incredible. Bugs of butt sauce. Thank you, home. Thank you, home. So I was on the set of the home alone sketch. Oh, I didn't witness this. Oh, I'm locked. And I was, I was in my costume for, I want to say like, just in like, in my wig and like the glasses and stuff. And it's not comfortable. No. And so I mean, I costume. You're in the costume, there's like, right up the, the grouch. Yes. Oh, I had to spenders. And so I get, I get, I get there like 8 a.m. and then it's like 6 p.m. That's, and like they still haven't like called me. And I like, I've been needed and like I need, and like my studio call time's getting pushed and whatever. And I was just antsy and I was just like, obviously like emotional because it was my last week. Last week. This Friday, the day before the last show. That is crazy. And I just logistically had to do. I had like, thank you, Gifts, I had cards, like I was like, writing, I was just like getting over to everything. I got a really good thinking. I'm not aware. And then it was just so egregious that like our wonderful, wonderful great day producer, Dina. Of course. Comes in to like checking on me and apologize. And I go, do you know, I love you? Guys, seriously? No, no, no, this is why I did. I was like, I've never, ever done this before. And I don't think I ever will again. They have three takes. And that was it. I was like, they have three takes and I'm out. I mean, and also it's like, if you have to, if you have to do it more than three takes. Exactly. Yeah. No, that three, that's a magic, lucky number, three takes. Honey. You know what? That's not bad. It's not bad, but it was like, I was like, I'm being a bitch, but like this is what has to happen. This is what has to happen. Because things are needing to be done. And what do you have a moment of you? I am kind of sweetheart. I'm kind of America's sweetheart. As everyone knows. I'm going to get you this smoothie right now. I'm going to put in the microwave. So it's the boiling hot temperature that I drink. And I'm going to let it sit for 48 to 63 minutes. I'm going to let you have two steps of it. And then I'm going to take it away. I'm going to say, how would you behave? Okay. Fine. I will share, I will share when I have diva moments, it's when something is happening that is, that is patently ridiculous. Right. And I'm on a zoom. Because like, like on a zoom, it's like, it can get away from you. Right. You're talking. And then all of a sudden, people are like receiving it on the zoom. And you kind of keep going. You're like, well, I'm in a simulation. So anything I say is just going to get away. Exactly. It doesn't feel real. But like, no. And then I'm like, oh God. And then I've got enough, maybe like two or three zooms in my career. And I'm like, well, I don't like the way I acted. And I'll text our manager. And I'll be like, was that crazy? And our manager will just go, it was strong. It was strong. It was strong. But here's the thing. But I would never be that way if it wasn't like, sometimes you're pushed into a position where you have to, you must be strong. Well, it's like, I experienced some of it like when I was working on one project where it was just like, oh, okay, it's become clear to me that because everyone hates their job, they're not excited about doing it. Sure. And I was like, okay, listen, I understand that that's the reality. But like, I mean, probably anyone can understand this. Like when you go to work and people don't feel valued at their job or they don't feel paid enough or they don't feel good, the entire atmosphere suffers. That was like something about Tokyo that I really love. It was like, everyone was just like, had health insurance and was happy. Yeah, I mean, they were in service of what they were doing and they were all like passionate enough about what they were doing because they're passionate about, they're all just like passionate about what they do, whatever. So when that, because that's not the case in America, I feel like a lot of workplaces are miserable. Yeah. And it, you know, it's contagious. And then you come in there and be like, hey, I'm excited about this. Right. And you're met with like dead energy and that's frustrating. Right. Because we'd at least like to try and enjoy our life. I think look at the base of like much of the misery we're talking about is like at the core of the American enterprise, there's a rot. So any time. Say more. Any time. We have a bad behavior at work. It's because there's the, there's the Poltergeist energy that we've built this country on. The Poltergeist energy being like material things or not being met on like a baseline level. People are struggling universally and I didn't get a meal break. It might, my smoothie was eight minutes away and then sometimes you're going to be expressing yourself. You're going to be, you're going to be strong. You're going to be having to be strong. Having been. You wish? But just the problem, like having been of, if I was like a little more famous, I think it would be like fabulous, but it's kind of just like, this fucker you. That's a woman. This crazy person. There's a woman acting strangely strongly. You had the number two special on HBO. No, I would, let's be frank. The number two movie. That was easy, let's be frank. Oh my god. Yeah, yes. And you put it in first of all. And whoops. This is crazy. What alcohol is this? You guys just have a stash? T the perfect. Oh my god. This is crazy. And they have these cute little napkins. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you. Oh my god. This is incredible. Oh my god, this is amazing. Thank you so much. You are an apkin. Oh my god. By yours is full. Cheers. Cheers to being strong. Cheers to being strong. Cheers to being strong. And they're cold. Can you? It's, it's, it's, okay. Here we go. Sure, not shake it. We're getting black out. Oh yeah, because these are strong. Oh, I'm black out. What do you have to do to name? Not literally nothing. That's good. Well, no one, I told you my weak constitution. Like, I'm gonna, okay. I'm gonna go on a ranger. What did we get? So that's one. We know about your smoothie and we know about your diva moment at work. So what was else, what was else on the five? This is great. This is really good. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not taking the olives lightly. Oh, I had Westville today. It was good. They had a loaded big potato sandwich. Yeah, not sandwich soup. Oh, I got confused. But soup and sandwich. I can feel super sandwich. He had one sip and he's gonna zoom in. In the words of the great Brook Ashley, you are crazier than a soup sandwich. What was that? She's a housewife. She's the housewife. She's fantastic. She's the best in the bed. She's the best in the biz. I've been championing her for probably going on four years. Yeah. And I get, I literally sometimes will watch her YouTube subscriber count, grow and grow and grow. And I feel like I'm a part of something. You are. You can sometimes see me pop into her lives. Hi Matt. Thanks for the super chat, Matt. I'm always there. Do you know about the, um, the Shana Bedouard phrase that I'm actually trying to get going? What is, oh yeah. You all see the three. I'm saying it many times this month. I've been saying it many times this month. What? You will all see the truth. Now tell everybody, now you guys are, thank you. Thank you, legends. You cons. Tell it, tell it, tell it, the uninitiated about this moment of Shana Bedouard screaming in a restaurant. You are pointing in a home. In a home, I'm sorry. It's in a home. You will all see the truth. She's, it's like about Heather DeBro. It's about Heather DeBro. She's crazy. You all see, you all see the truth. We need your housewives' takes. Like, what do you, well, first of all, what do you think of Candace Stillard Bassett as a trader? I have something really crazy to say. Okay. I bet you do. I've three sips in. I, the center of traders is not holding for me. Okay, just talk about it. I'm struggling. Uh huh. With reality television competition shows. Okay. Where you know what I've said this before. Yes. The whole show is this person's acting. Evil. You're being evil. They're losing the plot. It's like, it is like, it's like an emotional intelligence game. Yeah. Right. With, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with, with the reality is so juvenile. And it's just about whether or not someone's acting a little strange. 100%. That's really what it is. But meanwhile, the most, someone argued the most evil people to come from that show are the faithfuls. Right. Because right because this season it's Colton being a little, being a little, he's just come on a little strong. So, so when you watch the show and are you watching the show? I, I had to put my weapon down because I was like, just, just, just, just, just, just let me, so for real right now, this person, they must have an alliance because they're a housewives or they're a line, and there's no alliances. We're in a competition. You're all deciding whether or not someone's acting a little odd or weird. And I don't want to see people out in the mud. Can I just want to say something? Can I just want to say something? Can I just want to say something? We need to drop the word alliances from reality TV from but also just from general, unless it's like diplomatic, or it's an airline group, I don't want to hear that word uttered. And at times, actually, we're actually post-aliance on, we're post-aliance culture on reality shows anyway, because now if you stick in an alliance for too long, you're literally cooked. Right, like one person is. Like the game on Survivor is all about like, oh, are you in an alliance? How are you secretly not? Right. That's literally the way you win Survivor now is, don't worry, I'm in an alliance with you, turn to camera. I'm also in every other alliance. Right. Wink. And it's like, well, how? Then what is then... Then alliances don't mean anything. You are you, you're... The bubble of a business survivor girl, have you? I've never been a girl besides Real Housewives. Real Housewives. Watch Survivor Fathy with us. Okay. That would be fun. Okay, shall we? Watch, Australia versus the world. Is Richard still in the news? Richard Hatt? Hatt. Is Richard Hatt? I think now he is still entertaining. Entertainment Weekly is gonna pull this. I remember him being like, for me, and I got it. His Google alert is going crazy at the time of the year. Sarah Sherman questions whether or not Richard Hatt is in the news. It was just really major. I have to say, and I got my, it's like him, and then I got my period during Popeye's on American Idol. So I can't be drinking a martiniate. And no bow is back in the mission. No bow is back. Sarah Sherman got period during bow vice performance on American Idol season before. So it's like him. Achieved. And it's like Richard Hatt, like sexual awakening. So I'm like, he's major to me. That's what you want to have. That's your sexual awakening. I didn't ever see him on TV and being like, no, it's a field. Sarah's type of crazy naked gay guy in a tree. But Sarah's type is just middle-aged dirt bag. Work. Yes, man. Yes, and. Does he have a wart? Hello. Honey, if he has a wart, it's crazy acting like like a nutball up in the tree. And is he gay? Choo-ching. The sound of my pussy cash register opening for business. I'd like to leave early. We're due for the stress run. The cash register was a pussy. Oh God. Oh God. You should have seen when you ladies were outside the room, we had a long talk and we got, we really broke through with the guys on the crew because we found out they all love David Fincher's films. Aren't they all giving that in a complimentary way? I would not. I love these guys. You guys are in a uniform today too. Look at you were in the black tops and blue jeans. Guys often are. No offense, blendstone, no offense. Guys be wearing blendstones. What is blendstone? Bluntstone. You're so gay you even know about blendstones. I know, look at this. I got this in Osaka actually. It's like in Pendleton. It's really lovely. It's stunning. You're stunning. That's you of you. I'm black out. Are you black out? I'm like, oh black out. No, you're not. I will finish it for your amitank. Okay. I am. Glug glug. But Sarah, Drunk is something I rarely ever got to see. Okay, so let's do it. Well, how about when I got black out in an after party quite recently and I woke up being like, time for my apology tour. Woke up message from Brady Lee's. You should have two martinis all the time. I go, apology tour over. Apologies for over. You find out the anxiety was just hang awesome. So what was she was getting awesome swath. She was getting awesome. Swath's glass noise on the after party. I feel like I had a really coherent, cogent, amazing, biting critique of strangers that is actually like dissolved between my. Okay, so you're saying it's a game about emotional intelligence. Yeah, but I had something really interesting to say about that. It couldn't mean anything to me. Well, it's a game about emotional intelligence and yet it is intellectually like a farce. It's like, well, how are we? Well, it's like someone's acting evil because they were a traitor. It's like, we're all acting evil and deceitful. We're human beings. Maybe the masks have come off and actually traders is one of the most important pieces of me. I'll get back into it. I think it might be more that it's more than that. Michael Rappaport is sending me boots. See, this is what. Talk about my this, this won't make the news. Entertically. Sarah Sherman claims to be sent boots by Michael Rappaport's performance on the traders. Praise is Michael Rappaport as boots as sending her boots. Now what about this terrible human being? Something has happened in the culture where we go like, we can't platform these people anymore. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, we must. I would agree with you. To be honest, I'm like, if you look back at like the last 20, 30, who do we remember? The most vile people. Right. It's important. Also like Spencer Pratt is like president of the United States at this point. I'm sorry. You turn on the news. Spencer Pratt. Spencer Pratt did great on celebrity weakest link. See what I'm saying? Like what? See what I'm saying? And of course it's both what? Like I want to support a singer every day in my life. Oh, god. Oh, I see it. So was president. She was president of the United States. She was. For like two years. She still is to the day. Will you talk about unless you don't want to? No, please. Why is Michael Rappaport sending you boots? See? So I was like, I can't possibly be watching traders. I was like, hey, it's tough to do. I'm a busy woman. Might not be famous, but I'm a woman and I'm busy. So why is this woman complaining about her smoothie? Blackout losing the thread. Where is it? Oh, my grandpa. Siting you boots. And then I open twitter.com. And I see your first mistake. And by the way, but Bowen knows. I was saying this earlier, my Twitter. Yeah. What I've done. Perfect. There was to me the viral news of the day. I screen shot in Texas to bone. And it's last I go, did you guys see this? Paul G. Mady wants to be in the new Texas chainsaw. And they're like, cool above the fold news. We've been seeing something else in our algorithms. And I'm like, you guys, you're seeing this. I'm like, no, but that was like that was what was it? I follow this guy and shout out to him. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out to him. He's always posting covers of old paperback books with naked women on them. I'm going, that's what I'm seeing. Doesn't your scene always seem to me. I'm so interested in changing what my algorithm is or like not having one at all, but it does take a long time. It is interesting though. How quickly they get very good at you being like, oh, I have to click on that. Right. Justin Bieber penetrated my veil. Justin Bieber penetrated your veil. She penetrated your salt psychosis. She did. And like, I'm opening to you. He sent you. He sent you. He sent you. He trained to show me like, you'll never believe what, when this person replaced their eyes with ping pong balls. What happened? I have to. I'm going to hold this 89 year old woman. They found 18 contacts in each of her eyes. Like that's like my viral news. But Justin Bieber penetrated it. And I went, now what's this? He could be your doctor. He could show your disease. That can be. You love that song. I do. I love that song too. She wrote a 9-inch nail song. She did. She's amazing. And one of her eyes was bloody. Eyes are coming up. We'll talk about that in therapy later. Are you still with that young and dream type psychologist? No, I have a different sort of young and lecanian kind of. Wow. That's the psychology that you're taking. I'm in this. Are you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm going, and over the window, over looks like a billboard across the street. So I'll be like this. And then I'll have to say, I'm like, I'm staring at despicable me too right now. Talking about like, just speaking with me too. I can't believe that sometimes what posters are still up in the subway. Oh, it's crazy. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's cool, amazing. It's cool, amazing. Now riddle me this. Yeah. Lecanian from the name Lecon. Yeah. Many people are saying this. Many people are saying this. What is this? It's just like, isn't it so interesting? Yeah, literally. Yeah, it's literally like he would do this thing. Pediatrist or podiatric. It's like, why do we shift the emphasis? Depending on how many sheets they are deep. I also shift the emphasis anywhere. I got to tell you how far I am already. I got a good job. What did you say you're a tank? You're a tank. I'm a full tank. Oh, but I open Twitter and I'm going, I'm seeing Michael Rapport eat out of the bowl. Yeah. Yeah. And that was the way he was, did you see that? Yeah. What bowl? He was eating out of a bowl on traitor. I was saying the bowl to his lip and like shoveling the food in like a. Let's say it. Like a key woman. And I go, guess I'm going to be having to watch traders again. Based on Michael Rapport. Sarah Sherman is the one person in the world that saw Michael Rapport on traitor. And she was like, I'm in. Can I tell you something? I'm hooked on this. But thanks God. Because that answers the question. Why is he cast? Because there's people like you watching that are like, I want to see the nastiest. Human behavior. I got it. I missed the bowl. The human being was eating out of a bowl. Can't get upright dog. Can't. He was going like this with the ball and I go, that's not me wanting. I'll throw my hat in the ring. But then I'm watching and people are going, reacting quite suspiciously. I'm like, no, a fucking no. God, what are you meeting? And this is my other problem. They're like, he's so good at the game play. You mean he's a good liar and deceitful? Yeah. I'm just saying like in general, like that's always the conversation with these shows is like, well, we got to get this guy out because he's an amazing game player. I don't mean he's a good liar. Right. Like, what are we talking about here? I think that there are assumptions being made on behalf of a lot of the cast members that because of their experience on shows where you lie, deceit, and more, that you are going to be doing that on this program and they get a little stopped up with that. When clearly the traders are at least her and I can't still address it and the guy from Love Island. And in all of her all. Lisa Rina looking unbelievable. She looks serving all of the stars. Lisa Rina. Toastie. Toastie. Toastie. This is a toast to Lisa Rina. You deserve this, mama. You deserve this. You really are. And I loved the way that they all, when she got voted out, they were like, she's a legend. She's an icon. Well, it was so great. I knowingly, Colton was like, she's a legend. She's an icon. Two breaths before was like, I've never seen Housewives. Well, it's like then you don't understand the legend. Yeah, but she or may know her from her from the Bronnick Mars. I think you may know her from showing up to the rooms wearing a cheetah fedora and going, well, I'm glad. She's an icon. She's an icon. She's a legend. She and I, it does nothing for you that Candace still had bastard is back on tell. Yeah, come on. I guess it does. No, I'll get back into it. I just, you know my problem was I go, where's the line here? What's what line? What are you, what are you talking about? Like, you're acting, you're acting evil and deceitful. It's like, we all got guys guys. This is guy guys. This is a show. I don't take like evil lightly. You knew. So the fact that this is frivolous evil to you is unacceptable. It's like, you wake up every morning and you look at the news and you're like, well, this is just, I can't believe it. So then when evil is entertainment, you're like, this is just, glad y'all are having fun, because I live in the real world, where there's real stakes. So I certainly don't need to hear about murder, treachery. Oh, under the guise of glamor. Fuck you. You're sweating. You're laugh sweat. How dare you. They go south to laugh sweat. Wait. I'm black. I think I know the cure. I know the cure for you. Yeah. Celebrity traitors UK. Okay. Where the... She's in. Okay. The conceit there is Claudio Winkleman. Like, who? She's the host. You're going to be obsessed. You're going to be obsessed. It's a Claudio Winkleman. It's a Sarah Winkleman. She... A Winkleman in time. A Winkle. Oh, bra. She commits to this so hard, to like evil as a foot, in a way that you will enjoy, because it's like so cranked up. Like, Alan does it in his like amazing way with Alon. Claudio does it in a way where she's like, the traitors have murdered again. It's very grounded. Wow. What are you not seeing open your eyes? The traitors are laughing at you. I can hear them locking in the roof. She's not losing the thread of like, whether or not people are actually being killed. They killed Tom Daly, who was an Olympic diver. And then she goes, he won gold for this country. Is that not enough? And it's... She knows it's fucking stupid, but she's sending it. So sending it. My favorite, I guess, see him back in, because my favorite is when they like, go to sleep in the castle that night, and then they're like, you know, I'm not sure if he's going to be able to do it. Yeah. Yeah. No, the montage is a great. Okay. Alan coming. No, no, as. Everyone always thinks there's an ass. Because you should... You would hope he's coming's plural time. You would hope. I'm sure he is. I'm sure he is. I'm sure he is. I'm sure he is. Absolutely. No problem. Relieving himself. I think he's not as much as he wants. I'm too black out. No, you had a fumble of your part scene. I weigh 61 pounds. Do you know what that's like on a woman of my... Comport? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. You know what I'm not? What do you think? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Now that's the martini conversation. Everything's changing in New York. No, by the way, that I have a lot to say about that as well. About New York. Wait, but this is a now a new finger on the hand. Oh yeah. But we've been good at closing the loops though. HBO salt. Justin Bieber got that got that. Justin Justin tonight. Good job. Good night. Good night. Good night. Good luck. I was going to talk about the catharsis that you allowed me to have. We're not doing this. We are doing this. So I'm going I'm going I'm a fool to do a premiere for a stand up special. We're all just looking at me. Oh no. Oh no, whatever. So and then my tunnel vision starts smallening and I'm going. Oh no, no, it's all my fucking co-workers are there. It's like humiliating whatever who love you who love you adore you. I go to the bar. I go I'll take that you got and you know me can't handle it. Can't handle a thimble. Can they do a theme drink for you? Yes. Yes. Yes. It's like some sort of peasant and a beehive with eyeballs and they put eyeball gummies and the drinks. So cute. Thanks to the Metro graph. Thanks HBO. Oh, that's great. Cute. Yeah, so cute. Take three. I take a whole drink to the face and then they go you have to like go introduce it. I'm black out. I'm at a little podium. The worst. I mean, so my hysterical cry sounds like the hysterical woman in an institution with her rubber grip socks on going laughing like the Joker. And were you crying? I was I come out there. I really go. It was adorable. I lock eyes with Boeing. I sit right behind him. It starts. I go this is the worst mistake in my life. My mouth on the screen opened to speak Boeing. Yeah. Of course he did. Wait, which is the laughter? Bigosaka. I like a lot. I'm right behind my see his head thrown back. See his head throwing back. He loves you. Do you know? Do you know how much he loves you? I love you so much. I like I don't ever hear him talk about anyone like he talked about you. He loves you so much. He thinks you are number one. He's been saying it forever. It only intensifies with time. It is like I was like, you know what? Boeing not I'm not seeing Boeing every day at work will be okay because we're friends outside of work. Like that's and the job is so stressful. Like you shouldn't like have all your friends at your work. Like is what I come into work like I have been sorely mistaken. I'm sorry. I look up at table read trying to meet his days. I go, there's no one. It is it is a whole. It was a comfort for me to see you across the way every time. I was a fool to think not seeing you every day. I'm like, oh, I'm not going to see you every day. This is final. I'll see him. Every the comfort of seeing someone you love every day. I know. That's family. That's my Migglyapizza. That's my Migglyapizza. That's my Migglyapizza. That's my Migglyapizza. I ripped away so suddenly and that's going to be wiped off the face of the planet because you were in Japan. Right. Yeah. Hahaha. It was that's that is my love. But the catharsis of being right behind him is big O'Sackeleth throwing his head back. That because it's so scary to put anything out. Of course. And you Sarah, it was perfect. That was healing because I was like scared. Like, oh, this special is going to come out and spoiler alert. My pussy's out. My pussy's out. Y'all. My pussy, my apple, everything's out. It's the colonation. You just see the head and to hear the big O'Sackeleth, you provided me the medicine I needed badly. But I was just emotional and when I'm emotional, I tend to laugh, I guess. Who doesn't give me two? Yes. Oh, yeah, when you were sobbing, you were laughing or horror. I'm a laughter horror. But I was watching like the full culmination of like Chicago Sarah SNL Sarah, like touring Sarah. Oh my God. Wait, another finger raised tracking your ass on fine. My Oh my God. I open. I have to follow you. Yeah. It's so fun. She's at a strip mall and Lincoln Nebraska. It's like she's a girl doing. What's that girl? Oh, wait. I love to track my friends and I went when you find one that that's like off the grid. Do you remember when Boeing was in China, that was crazy. I don't see. I didn't get into the fine. My wings start falling. We didn't start falling until they're until later. Like a few because honestly, my whole bit was like, I don't want people to know not my bit. My reality was I don't want people to know. Because you're acting evil. I'm sus. But we already live in the same state. Volunteer already knows are like, no, no, no, the people we have sex literally so true. And it is also, by the way, like I think it's important to be able to find your friends now. Like, because yeah, because thank you surveillance state. And I don't know if he knows this. Do you remember when, because I have Marcelo's location on, of course, but he got a new phone time to update Marcelo. Marcelo, you didn't download your iCloud backup. Thanks Marcelo. I think you're always where you're not. Remember when I opened my phone, my and I go, guys. I guess this is peaked behind the actor studio. I go, Marcelo's at a hospital, guys. And you remember I was I texted you and I was like, what's happening that day? He was doing for the children. Of course, I was going to say it's something like, really like, it was like he was meeting the children and giving them a smile. Oh, that's just like our drops. But sometimes find my can go so wrong. We go, oh, they're at a hospital. Well, can I say something? I got drunk and ended up at the hospital. No right now. In the moment, I realized I didn't eat enough to have this today. Because you're all of the truth is I got about halfway through my Westville lunch and realized, Brussels sprouts. Why was that the order? That's the whole thing of Westville. It's like, it's like, it's like, I'll say hipster cafeteria and I know hipsters are slur now. Are you both drunk? I'm black out. I'm not. I'm not. I don't think I am yet. Can I say something? Please. Can I say? If I speak? If I speak. If I speak. If I speak. The special Sarah Square live it in the flesh. If now streaming on HBO. Period. If you need to watch it is easily my favorite stand up special ever. It is the culmination of Chicago Sarah SNL Sarah touring Sarah. It is like, you see the hell trap nightmare. You see all of it come to this beautiful crystal like fucking so beautiful. It is art. I'm like, I'm just fucking watch it. Just fucking watch it. No, I'll end it with Celestion. I just like, well, this is mostly Celestion, but they're like, if I think about me at 16 years old, if I were 16 years old now, I'd be fucking obsessed with you in a way that like I would put post-review. Come on. Probably that is. That's true. Orange children. Come on, come on. You do. But like thank God that the strange weird kids like have a fucking girl you. You know what's so funny? I was like completely mad about this. I'll like post a like, I'm like, oh yeah, like stand up clips on Instagram. Let's go viral. And so I'll post like a clip of stand up from my special and I'll get like 400 likes. No, it's never what you want that goes viral. Let's be clear. It's never what it's never like the shining moment that gets grabbed. Of course. And I'm like the flirt record scratch what's going on here. And then like, flirt record scratch. What's better? And then someone will be like, yeah, like what did you think when you were making this special, you thought like everyone was going to like it? And I was like, yeah. Guess anything. You know what though? The thing should be. Things should be oh, hey girl, when did you get here? She's been here. You have? Oh, okay. Bye. Is our producer Anna? Why? I don't understand. Oh, well, that's cool. Is the Super Bowl tomorrow? Y'all are going to Super Bowl. Tomorrow, Sunday. We should talk about bad bunny. Let's talk about bad bunny. Hello. Hello, bad bunny. Is that your guy's his friend? Like could you consider him a friend? What's my problem? What go? Every time celebrity is nice to me at my job, I go like, we're friends now. I said, it's like, I'll say on camera bad bunny. Pretty sure we're close personal friends. I'll see it in my way. Because he is always so kind. He's like the kindest person. The kindest person he, I understand. I'm with you because it's like with these hosts, it's like and especially with with Benito, it's like we were with you. You were with us when all of us have been very vulnerable, being like, what the hell are we doing on Saturday? Right. It's like everyone's like, we're in free fall and then we're not sure if the net is even going to show up until the show happens. Yeah, you guys have like a trauma bond together, which is a week at that job, which is like, yeah, all y'all putting together all your effort and everything and like putting forth all your ideas and then do you see how drunk I got? Is that so drunk? I said, all y'all, all y'all, all y'all, all y'all really y'all. If you make eye contact with me, I go, this just in, we're bonded for life. We are made to it for life. Avatar. Avatar. I still haven't seen the third one fire in a while. I would love to. I would love to be there. Should we go tonight? I would love to go in 3D. I don't think there's any other way to go. I don't picture you in a 3D movie without you. You don't? I'm just hanging off the glasses doing, I can't see. This is my problem. Oh, I got my prescription update. I can see now. I can't see you're here. So we went for a eye test in Tokyo. Free eye exams. Free eye exams in Tokyo. And people were happy to do it. I am near sighted. What, no, what can that mean? Because is it, I think there's a definition. There was my mom would go to the supermarket. She would go, I can't remember if you either, you love cheezits. She was like, I can't remember. She loved cheezits or cheezits. It's like with near sighted. It's like, can you see me or can you not see me? The answer is you can see closer. Because you are near sighted. It's in the name. It's in the word. It's in the word. It's in the name. It's either cheezits. It's it's or the not it. Tissera. And this and so should I buy it. I'm in a guess that you love them. Absolutely. 100%. Okay, great. Really? Because they're dairy products. And you know, she'll shit for them. She'll shit for them. You know what? I think you're for highlighting this because I just want to say, people go, she's got planning. I'm not a smoothie. I go, I have a struggle. I go. I go, I have a struggle. I love what anyone goes. I go, I go, I have a struggle. This is, this is a moment where Matt Rodders would use the word diet, your diaspora, which is not totally correct, but in the process. I've got problems. I'm the word diaspora and struggle. Like my, my diaspora is. Not generatively connected. Becca, stop it. Oh, stop someone from laughing. Oh, no, stop someone from judging. You had your moment last week. Becca, what are I calling out? I was like, I keep picking up my stomach going like, whoa, whoa, whoa, because I'm drinking poison. My stomach's reacting. If you can't finish that, I will have the rest of it because I'm telling you right now. I am so, I am so powerless against one drink because if it's one, it's gotta be three. Like that's why I can't really drink at all. As a, if it's one, it's gotta be three. Is this one? Is this one? Is this one? Is this one? Is this one? Is this one? I don't think it's gonna be like something. You go, I like that. I might have three of those. Well, for me, it's, well, I've had an eighth of it. Might as well be done. I get off stage. If you don't want that, I will have it. Well, I've had an eighth of it and whatever. I don't think you're gonna finish it. No, because I'm the amount of sheets I am to the wind. It's like, I just wasted a whole room of paper. 89. Wait, sheets in the wind. Are we talking about sheets of paper? Like, I think I was just. I was just interested as sheets of linen, like a bedding on my clothes. I have no idea the etymology of that. It's three sheets to the wind. Well, the clothesline is about the length of this is if you're gonna do is you're all of that. Yep. There you go. Bottom's up, babe. So the reason why you're a drunk is because you had soup. You had soup for lunch. No, I actually had a soup and I had salmon and I had about half the Brussels sprouts that they gave. And then thank you so much. I am gonna finish hers. I think you're all of you. Oh, God. I thought you guys want to know the origin of the expression. Yeah. It is for sailing. It originates from sailing where sheets are the ropes that control a sales position. Yes. If there are three sheets are loose in the wind, it sells. Ah. Causing the vessel to lurch and become uncontrolled. Oh. Okay. So it's a sailing thing. I'm rolling my damn head. Can you think of anything more stressful and somehow more boring than sailing? I think that's what we need. I think the three of us need to be. A drift at sea for 30 calendar days. Should we go on below deck? We can. We can. I went over you guys want. They're shooting it right now. Should we leave? Let's go. Well, first of all, I'd be full in GK. I'd be having full. I'd have no equilibrium and I'd have who had the diarrhea? They all had. It was. It was in. It was in GK. It was in GK. And you gave us throwing up and her nail came off basically and she ran into that house sort of like butler girl. I could be taking down my a grain of salt. I can be taken down by a sip of martini. You think I can handle a boat? Well, how do you do on a roller coaster? Woo. That is that. They sound like smell out of on. Well, I would be like, who? I guess I like that. Yeah, for sure. I think woo is a positive. I think they don't have roller coasters since I'm a child. Oh my God, we just did them. Wait, can I say? Can I say? Oh, yeah. This actually was something that healed me in a way that I desperately needed. So we were in Osaka. As, yeah. Went to University of studios and two things happened. So we were with a group of people that. We were addicted to these places. Roller coaster zones. Roller coaster zones. We like to go to a theme park sometimes. And also, we're probably not going to like frequent theme parks if we go to Japan. So we were there. So we went to Tokyo Disney Sea and we went to University of Osaka, which I'm going to say on record right now. My favorite universal park that I've ever been to. Here's why it had a great mix of things. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. The first thing we did, well, blah, blah, blah, we do like all the Nintendo stuff, whatever. Well, and I were the only ones that wanted to do a roller coaster that was this intense. It was called the Flying Dinosaur. It was a Jurassic Park roller coaster. And you fly. Like literally, how would you describe it? You get in, you get in vertically on your two feet as it were. The rest comes down. Then there's a moment where the hinge above you starts to go and then you are on your belly. And you fly on your belly. You go up, up, up. As if you're a tarot actor. You're not going to be like a tarot actor. And that's the whole bit as a tarot actor that's pulling you. Just stay home, smoke crack. It doesn't have to be this complicated. Honey, why not? I'm under two feet. They're in our stomach and there's a hole. Just stay home, smoke crack. Sorry, let's go up the game. The carbon footprint is smaller. Honey. Just stay home and smoke crack. Carbon and crack. Don't get it twisted. It's a organic comment. Don't get it twisted. It's too good. Anyway, it was unbelievable. We were screaming. It was so fucking cold to like screaming in the wind. So much bigger than you could ever imagine. Then we went on the jaws ride. Oh, wow. Okay. The jaws ride. I'm listening. This is the last jaws ride. Little blown jaws ride in any universal park in the world. Ractical effects and animatronics. Performance is by the nuts. What you need to understand is that this was in many ways. I know I've said it a few times about a few different things on this podcast. In so many ways, it was the culture that made me say culture was for me when I was a kid. Going to universal when I was like seven or eight years old, the jaws move. Yes. Going on the ride and seeing like going like a mechanical shark attack in the boat, like seeing the blood in the water at one point, a fucking huge gas tank explodes. Like there's an actor on the boat screaming committed firing. The gun. That's the ride. That's the ride. That's the ride. And literally the last one you can ever do at the scale is in Osaka. And we did it. And it was me, Tom Nye, Matt Whitaker, Greta Tidalman and Bowen. And they knew how much it meant to me because I used to do a show, which was called you will get wet at UCB, which was about me being a boat captain on this ride, a skipper. And I used to stage the whole ride. And it was one of my bits that I used to do like back in the day. Word for word Sarah. He would recite this entire ride. What the skipper said. I would play. Jarrett. It played the shark. Who was saying, you know, I think every single day of my life, there's just a little little voice in my head that goes, I'm going to need a bigger boat. Yeah. Well, so who said it? In the ride. It wasn't said because that line isn't in the ride. But like, how is that line down in the, hey, hey, hey, that was a line that wasn't, I don't think it was. Maybe it wasn't the right, but we, of course, this is all this. Tiva was giving the performance of a lifetime in total Japanese. And this girl was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, we get on, I knew what he was saying. She. She. And I was like, oh my God, we have a, we have a girl skipper. I was like obsessed. And I was like, she's about to pull out a gun. And then what she do? She raised a shotgun. She goes full a lawn. And we were screaming and clapping and just dying. And then we did the ride. And afterwards, I was just like, I am so happy. I, I have not been that happy in a long time. Go in, order lunch. They serve the soft shell crab at lunch. We ordered a, a burrito. That's when you say we're going to bring a little bit of a, they gave a side of a soft shell crab, a full on soft shell crab. Because it's Japan. And it's, it's their, they're, I said, I'm moving here. Well, the jaws right in Japan is going to be your Rosetta stone. That's how you become fluent in Japanese. Yes. Probably. Probably. No, that's actually really your sight for, but because I was telling them what she was saying as it was happening. I was like, she's not saying we're going to need a bigger boat. No, but it was, it was, it was, it, it healed me doing that. It was really beautiful to see. I loved it. And because you hadn't been on that ride since you were well. Since I was like, well, they, they took that ride out of Universal Studios Florida. Travesty. When I was like, I don't know, 14, 15, 16 to put more Harry Potter shit. It's which, you know, whatever. But like, I just felt like that was such a cool, practical ride. Like the shark coming out of the water, like, etc. It's amazing. Yeah. It's amazing. As a spectacle horror, I have such a bad relationship with roller coaster zones. This is why you would love roller coaster zones. I really love it. Actually, it's not a roller coaster. Well, but, but I like, because I forced my boyfriend at boyfriend. Yeah. Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down. I forced my boyfriend when I moved to LA and I was broke to take me to Disney land. Land. We were fucking broke as a joke. We were like, do anything. And I'm like, wait out these long lines. I'm like, I'm Jewish. So I'm hot. And I'm complaining. I'm like, oh, these lines are so long. I'm so dehydrated. And he's like, you wanted to come here. No. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I was like, we literally, I guess we should go. No, no, no, no, this is my impression of your boyfriend. You know, I come here. Yeah. That's how we talk. You guys are going way an octave low. I guess we haven't spent enough time together. I'm going like, I'm like, wait in this line. I'm so hot. I'm so dehydrated. We don't have like any money. We can't do anything. And I see everybody walking around with these giant turkey legs. I'm like, what are we talking about? They're so good though. I'm a trip to fan of them. Oh. Well, if that touched my lip, the boiling hot diary that would be spewing out of my mouth and us would have sent us home from Anhymes. So it's, it's like that. But listen, maybe I got to be wrong with y'all. No, you need to grow up with y'all with the way out. I love a spectacle. So I feel like I was just happy. And also because let me tell you something, the way I take care of things, the way I'm on that app like an ninja. I'm like, what app? What app? He knows the app. I know what I'm doing. You're an American ninja warrior in Japan. Let's just say like, I'm better than the guys. He's, wow. That's the headline. That's not really true. That's not true. Sarah, you're coming with us to the parks. We're coming with us to Beber Chela. So we can watch you saw. Do you see the way I went? If you're crying, would you be interested in Coachella? Well again, it's the same problem as outside. No, no Sarah, we take care of you. No, but Sarah, the 40 day, the Jews already did 40 days and 49 to the desert. 41. Celeste and I went last year for the first time and we were like, we don't know what this is. It might not be for us. We were like, we can't believe we get to have new experiences. I can stand up for 16 minutes at a time and I have to sit down. Sarah, it was me. It was like Sam Minor Rebecca. It was me. No, Rebecca Schwarzenegger. Rebecca Schwarzenegger. Rebecca Schwarzenegger. Carrie Powers. It was the moment in America. Taylor Nines, Sam Minor, we were all having the time of our lives on the streams, crying at T-Pain. Like, like, shut it. And then you all of a sudden you're sobbing and throwing ass at the same time. Do you guys have this thing, which is, I'm sure you do. Actually, you do. That's the whole reason you have this. You do, you do. You are. You are. You are. We are. You are so. You are. You are. We have what's our thing? You probably share this. Sometimes I actually can't listen to music or actually take an art of any kind because I'm feeling so sensitive. I'll be so overpowered and overwhelmed that it's actually like a handicap. You don't even know. You should have said it's pathetic. How hard I cry at everything. I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. He's that sometimes he he couldn't even look at a painting Oh, I actually can't like I will become so over on with you Pisces to Y'all are Pisces crying little fish Can my may I be a can the woman be a diva for a moment and what was it act hard act? No, what was it? What did your manager say you're acting be strong? Oh acting It was strong you look up enormous Donald's I want to be strong and hard for a second but I and that's what I guess cancer eyes eyes Bone temple and Yes, I'm gonna say cancer Pisces I guess Pisces March should the beat of their own drummer aka do whatever the fuck they want That girl did yes for sure But I just won't date him eyes I Watched bone temple and there's a moment in bone temple where a song happens But just because a big song was happening I lost right sobbing Uncontrollably because Ray finds was dancing to smile alert Don't listen to this if you don't want to know Do you remember iron made in song Wow the greatest showman I Went to see the greatest showman with Sudie Green the whole time. She's like this is bad And then I was like I kind of agreed and then this happened When the shop is where I want to come me down And I'm like gone I got on guy I think you're going you went you ever watched the Oscars performance of that song couldn't say miss K. All a settle Forming the song and it's like the bridge where she's like It's like circling her and she breaks down. No, she's amazing. I don't say that chance I have a question for you. Yeah, you said Matt's words that is stone was the jaws riding Japanese I need you to be on a foreign language journey. I Which one? What is your foreign language? Listen guy came up to me on the train the other day And he was like needing me to help him get to a stop in Spanish. I'm going fucking I can do this shit I know fucking Spanish. He goes like hey a you to me whatever. Yeah, I'm going like I got that I need to be getting my Spanish one down Barcelona we're going to Barcelona. We're going tomorrow. I mean you're going to Barcelona. We're gonna Barcelona. We're gonna go Chala. We're we're going to the Barcelona Go in travel. It can't ever be enough. I love travel again. You know I've said this before I say it again Unless I'm doing the chucklehead at the corner of but not in gate I'm not I've literally like one time my boyfriend Dan In the you He's like let's go to New Orleans. I got okay, and he goes no shows and I go totally we're walking around New Orleans I walked by an open mic I go You're such a workhorse. You love to do open mic. Well, this was like you miss it I'm on a I'm gonna stand up. I ate his right now good kind of seeing if people notice I say my favorite joke all times. It's not my joke just No, you're giving it credit to some right into Whitmer Thomas credit to Whitmer Thomas He goes you ever notice old people get a frown in the town I turn on the TV today just to like get to my switch to say it It's a full video of our of key junior don't I was like to get this off my screen now. I know it's a condition, but I know Here's my thing. I don't know how people can look at the cast of characters that is the GOP and not see that man villains That's why they like them. Tosey Gabbard's hair that one white street Oh, I give me a break that's an extra wear Stacy London streak Stacy London has a Stupid who not how are you the funniest person on the planet blackout Horne the sewer right now. I just don't get it. I'm like a pepper in a tree top y'all I'm gone by the way Can I have one olive of yours because I feel like everyone's been taking all of the time? I take your allos Credit where credit to do you took it? Unfortunately, I do think it's time for I don't think so honey, which is gonna be interesting. We didn't even talk about anything Talk about wait time. I tell like city before but before yeah, I didn't see the reunion yet. What what I don't know I we were in Tokyo. It was hard. There's no peacock in Tokyo. It's really culture number 10. There's no peacock in Tokyo Short for penis cock. No, it's not and don't go there because we've had a really good time and Now you're gonna bring it to humor. That's a rule. That's a rule of culture rule culture number 13 peacock. That's short I'm not peacock that's short for penis cock, but I'm That's on boots period. What are your takes on Salt Lake? And don't be afraid y'all Let Whitney cook. Yes, I was just gonna say I fucking love her. I love Whitney too and I find that people are like I don't know about Whitney I go they've been saying that for years. Can I say something? Salt Lake would not be What it it would lose something without Whitney my my beautiful development full Bronwyn Newport stand Come on Sarah I've always liked problems going through it. I Like that. I like that she's going through it. I always like from one Make sure to sing is that we we are debating. She's highly intelligent. Yes, and I can feel the producing yes I was going through a fucking divorce with my big fat husband I had come into that where you need to be like hey, I'm gonna know divorce You didn't tell your friends are getting a fucking divorce from this from this giant monster I know Like what the fuck are you talking about if I walked in here and I was like hey me and Dan broke up you'd be like what You didn't tell me it's insane But I have a good you just grab good Dan as a All the percent they're like kidding God's a force this one saying we're drunk Like you know, I mean like it's like it's it's this is all in fun. This is history. This is a lot of cool history Like okay, can there be like a lower third like when we got drunk Black out black out black out the rear view mirror these these objects in the rear view We should in the video like mark through the moment when each of us got wasted Have you gotten it? I Wasted can there be like a little Sims diamond over our head when we got wasted to My god We're not to be taken seriously. We're now a crazy Caroline's harlequin diamond so I got I got wasted approximately we all know this three and a half hours ago So that should be over my head from the moon. I just got scared I thought there was another flight of drinks Can you imagine can you imagine a second round just came in no one asked what we'd like I'm hungry Okay, so what is that more all it? Starving I'm so hungry. You don't even know Would everyone be like he fucking sucks. We always hated him I You're not wrong at all All right, it's time for Adam thinks so honey She's highly intelligent and if you if if you had gotten divorced from me or her I was been right You would be proclaiming it. Oh and Brittany is a star What do you think of Brittany saying I won't film with her about Meredith who's like on the show? She said that yeah, didn't she and Brittany full and has never touched a snowflake in her life I'm not filming with her Guess what we love the production team of real house of Salt Lake City y'all have an interesting Quandri y'all have an interesting you know how they say the restrictions of the sonnet make the poem You know The Restrictions of a side what would you call that I make pentameter? Yeah, it makes the you you're forced to be creative because you have restrictions yes Thank you for making it your eccentric and not Asian centric High coups do the same thing. High coup does the same thing. I'm not speaking on behalf of the high cook culture and you wouldn't I would never or else So it's like guess what editors and Sarah Sherman refuses to speak Wait, so you're saying the limited what the limitations now is of not that experience I am big pentameter I said that in okay. We're losing the crew so they're watching he's watching Fincher on his phone So we got a hurry watching the same thing quick boys It's like now. Well now that creativity must come from this now. Yeah, there's a restriction. So now let's get creative Meredith called her anti-Semitic y'all Speaking of Semitic experience Semitic was tough the how was the deflected century I'm gonna start doing that Next time HR calls me into the and says Sarah. Let's let's talk about what you did today Well, you're anti-Semitic. Yeah, you know why I'm in this room Y'all anti-Semitic and if you're not watching my special your anti-Semitic You're anti-Semitic. I think it is time for I don't think so. I want to say really quickly. Yes before we before before before we move on Osaka was giving Chicago, which is also another reason why you would like comedy town stop Sarah comedy town Analysis them. Oh, it's amazing. It's so good. What did you say that? What'd you say? My little Salt Lake take yeah, it was tough to hear there's a moment where I don't know if you saw this there's a moment where like The women call out Meredith for always always Blaming it on production That's pretty and Mary and Mary M Cosby is out here being like these This is our family. Why would you go after these people production is our family? What how does Meredith respond to that she she doesn't take it well well again I'm gonna say something crazy What housewives show would be good if we didn't have a woman acting monstrously to the crew understandable And I'm and she gets asked for smoothie. She gets to say three takes only and I'm like It's do eat listen. I do not want any union labor workers to be abused on set no They were gonna house by show and one of them is gonna be crazy It wouldn't it not that she's crazy, but we were like if there was a reality house by show And everyone is like well everyone acted like a peach I'm not watching they all donated to the ACLU and Yeah They're all in mutual aid groups and I think that what you're gonna see is a lot of women getting along and A lot of growth. I think that what's gonna happen is you're gonna see amazing vacations and And Certainly emotionless blue even more than you thought they could a lot of emotional intelligence a lot of patience You'd be like great. I didn't realize I'd be watching a screen saver Period, how are you the funniest bitch on the planet using a straight space straight? I'm ready. It's time for a good one. Oh, you want to go first? I can go first. Okay, and you might you y'all must agree with me I'm talking to you Okay, this is oh you're gonna get a bug after this What gonna get a bug after this bug? You always you be weird. This is bowing young I don't think so when these times starts now. I don't think so funny the word restaurant Why do we call it that? It's a crazy fucking word the crazy fucking spelling you want to know what a restaurant is called in Mandarin Chinese the translation is Meal store. Oh Thank you for the literalism of that because calling anything a restaurant Automatically like borrowing from the French word for a restore Gives it a false sense of service. I'm not restored at a restaurant most of the time I'm stressed the fuck out because it took me three weeks in advance to book this on Rezzi and I get there and I'm like well I guess I have to have the most mind-blowing experience of my life here 15 seconds even though it's a place where it sells mid-food at best a Restaurant it's a crazy word. It's too fancy five seconds. This isn't fancy enough to merit or warrant the the word Entitled restaurant and that's okay. Sometimes it's a hole in the wall And I just want a little a little thing that comes out in a metal tray and that's fine But that qualifies as a restaurant shouldn't be called that and that's when the word linguistically It does not bear the weight of what that service Okay, I'm gonna spell the word restaurant right now and I need you spelling be spots spelling be style Mm-hmm to say if I got it right I restaurant EST A you are a N T restaurant that is correct. Okay, because you never know Is it restaurant it's Restore Instead of restaurant. I think it's ten letters for three syllables that ratioing right? It should be restaurant restaurant. We should just call it dinner Like going to dinner Sup Sup Sup When would you call something supper when there's feson when you're Canadian weather How are you the funniest bitch on the planet? I don't even know how your brain got there tell that to the American what would you call it supper when there's Feson What you call it supper when you're eating something from a fucking spoon That's how I picture supper supper time. They're better be a spoon on the table My god, you know what I'm saying? They better be a stew and I better have my like my like it's like peasant fare Like grandma's had Pesons for peasant I want to go It's my I want to go to my time probably this funny. Okay. This is Matt Rogers. I don't think so any time starts now I don't think so honey That AI is in Google no Gmail right. I don't like that Because and I learned this from Laurie from Shark Tank Because she put up a very helpful reel about how to disable the AI settings on your Gmail And I think everyone should do this because I don't need AI to be reading my emails And seeing everything in my Gmail and then like I get an email from a friend and AI was like Oh, this is basically what it says. I didn't fucking ask for that I feel like you should have to turn on an AI setting Yes And it not just being a soon thing that I want AI to deduce for me. Oh, this is basically what this text says This is basically what this email says no because then you're gonna miss a joke a turn of phrase a little informative thing That's an addition. Yes Stop using your brain. They want you to do that. I don't think so honey and that's one minute. Thank you I feel like it's just it's we're starting to accept yes this idea that everything is supposed to be just summarized or abridged for us By a thing that is proven to not be correct. No, no, no, what happened to Jenna say qua? What happened to Jenna say qua? What happened to that I Oh, I'm looking at my texts. It's saying Bone Yang is expressed expressing affection and is inquiring about Oh Wait, you don't have to do all that It's really like I really feel like it's gonna end up with Like us being completely Inept at understanding or reading I'm like we're not gonna be able to read anymore at this rate reading like it's I and thank you Lori from shark tank because she actually walked through how to disable this setting on the on the Gmail and please go to her Instagram where she does a real about this and she says at the end. I care about you don't go to Instagram look back at your leaves Well, yeah, don't go to Instagram. This is a lot of that I'm just saying it's like I have really Been shook lately by just how much oh, yeah They they want you to just accept yeah, don't don't don't use your brain Beat them down accept this little thing. No, you're you're you're in Sarah Salts, psychosis Constantly if you're relying on AI and by the way, it's so boring to talk about but also you have to talk about it because it's everywhere So my youtube algorithm is purely videos of these are the best RPGs to play I'm watching every single video but now what I'm noticing is oh, this is this was written by chat Gbt because you know what the tell is this is for everyone in the room and everyone at home This is the tell when something is written by a because I was like I'm going insane This is the syntax for everything written by AI including Gemini and what I'll whatever what what's the other one? What have you It isn't a it's B Do you know what I mean? It's like It's not a martini That's a drink that's a gorgeous savory cold soup. It's like that is the way AI thinks it's being profound by being like It's not this it's that look I have consciousness. I can Determine there's a difference between two things but the way it did the way it denotes that difference is It's not this It's a Can I ask a question when has there ever been a piece of like when has there ever been like a movie a television show Whatever that was like here comes a AI and an ended positive Literally when have we seen one example of like this being introduced into society and it ends in a way that isn't total destruction Never right. Yeah, where do we think this is going right? I'm shook That people just want to march towards day My people What's a straight computer boyfriend he has a Google that I don't really know what's called like duck duck boots or something That is like a Google without AI duck duck boots Goose I'm sorry. I Duk-duck. I'm so sorry. Yeah. I'm so sorry to make well. I said duck duck boots didn't I and now duck duck Michael Rappaport sending me boots now I want to I want to point out that your boyfriend. Yes is doing the most anti-AI thing ever which is he's going to school for maps and Geography bitch. That's the mountains. That's the land. I don't see it. Do I see AI? No, because we think awkward we're here thinking oh yeah, we we've mapped the whole sphere and geography is about things are real and they're happening in your world right now Yes, it's dynamic and we don't know anything about the ocean. I don't it's chilling me to my bones also how many people I'm grandma on the computer because I'm going I'm so not going on with it knowing what's going on with AI I'm so not going Yeah, I'm so not barters by the way bars by the way I wouldn't even know if something is chat GBT coded because I'm so like I'm still grandma on the computer being like You're telling me So many vending machine That takes a live shrimp out of the vending machine fries it and I What are you talking about? Live shrimp the claw picks up the live shrimp fries it and then it comes out the way I'm going oh My god, this is amazing. It's time for Sarah. I sure am I don't think so honey. I don't think so honey Fuck this is Sarah sure Lori the sharks a thing about how you get those settings off your Gmail. That's all I want to say that's her appraising billionaires This is Sarah Sherman's I don't think so honey her time starts now. I do not think so honey People who complain About my Uber driver talked to me today. Oh shut up. Oh shut up. You're gonna hit that's a human car have a conversation. Oh, I don't want to talk to anyone my life is so I'm so I'm running around my life is so busy I have to move so fat. Oh, I can have a goddamn fucking conversation. What's your fucking problem? Hey, how's your day? Oh, it's good. What do you do you know what I say when someone asked me what I do? I go I'm upset They go what is that I go well Variety comedy show, but you don't want anyone to talk to you then take the fucking train People are gonna talk to you on the train do with it talk to the mech if you don't want that to talk to you on the train Close off. Shit your hands. Smear it all over your body. Oh The person on the train that nobody wants to talk to you. You can do it. You don't want people to talk to you start acting like it moved To move to a fucking farm if you want people to talk to you. I'm having cow That's my turn and that's one minute having Fucking just talk to what he's talking to me someone that almost talk to you take a shit spirit all over yourself Oh It's so absolutely you're fucked up And listen sometimes I someone gives me an inch and I take a mile so less than I wear in the bathroom up in error When we were coming back from our trip mute 80 so you do take trip we take trips Yeah, that was a trip. That was a trip. I wasn't that fond of you enjoy it time my life. Think about it every day It was so long ago. I had fun three years ago I remember that panera I get wasted black down But you never want to do it Yeah, you sit there for the rest of the day we leave you. No, I'm just gonna think about some things I get really angry at past I literally saw a woman in the bathroom at panera goes love your pants So I said What did you do This woman's like being kind wants to go to the bathroom of course And past me she goes I like her pants Go I basically stop her dead in her tracks and I'm like, well, I got them on e-mail this You know I searched in the I searched clown pants on e-mail and actually there So I was like let the woman go she was We You rolling your eyes back We did this when I was on the podcast we read one of our sketches. I never got picked. Do you know what sketch? I want to read what Suscessing no no pain step Girl do you want to read pain? Do I get to play a role? Yes I don't have my phone on me because I'm gonna send you hold on hold on hold on me nothing Okay, I can go get my phone. No, I mean, I'm gonna send Becca This but don't you want to see how big an incumbreeding my phone? No, no, no, no, no, no, what can I run this wait? Can we me this and if it flops then we'll just cut this out no, I if it flops I want people to know why All right, I sent it. Oh, air drop failed hold on hold on you dead Okay, what's my role? Okay, you Stage direction and then you Sarah read Sarah You read Shane We were this one for when she and girls just this is great. This is a great and then you read all the other parts, okay? Okay, okay, so I'm just Shane. You're Shane and everyone else Everyone else, huh? This is Kenan's favorite. This is Kenan's favorite. Wait, so so then I'm also Heidi and Andrew You're Heidi and I read all the voices too, but then I'm yes, and that's okay I'm reading I'm reading stage direction. Okay, but you have to do everyone's voice too. Okay, okay open on exterior pain subs studio we go live Shane with Willie Nelson Braids leads Andrew Ago Heidi bone and Sarah are sitting at canvases all right folks Thanks for coming to the plastered palette my name as you know is Ray Chel dola's all no relation as you know Chel You said as you know twice and we definitely don't know we're just meeting you And also also you know I was dropped on my penis as a child So if I become spontaneously aroused during our session you can't take legal action against me because it's a disability Long beat knocks on the table twice Ah Any who we're thrilled to host this corporate offside for you to seal adhesives you guys ready to paint and sip Yeah, where the brushes are now amazing balls now in addition to your drinks you should have a water cup to clean your brushes Oh, so I shouldn't paint with my wine and sip my paint. They all laugh Definitely not I'm just jashing y'all wouldn't waste the drop of this vino Me either not after the drought ravaged those vineyards. I know climate change is good say no more Let those icebergs melt those fat ass polar bears could stand to swim some all And great a thunders could stand a trip to the fore with those eye bags They're not Gucci honey. They're puffy No, I'm saying using theme they had around to make views and they jumped to the wrong conclusion They're the wrong takeaway guys say no more the wrong takeaway guys And they have their own theme song awesome Now who wants to see what we're painting tonight? Oh It's a dog on the beach in terms of easel. Oh now that's cute. Sorry. I'm reading for interest Now that's cute. Oh my gosh. It looks just like your chihuahua Believe it does you know ever since we rescued Pauline It's like did we rescue her or did she say no more shop donut adopt don't want any damage a little freestriker Traverse and open wounds into my house pure bris are bust. I want a dog. I can show off at the grove No, I'm saying Uh, he's talking on the phone Mom, I'm gonna be home late tonight something amazing is happening Greg and Cheg what are you guys drinking? We've been shot gunning our doles since 7 a.m. They shot gun two beers You guys are shot gunning non-alcoholic beer wait. I have on here that the session was for six people Are we missing someone? Yeah, our officer Matt our office manager Kyle's flight got delayed God air travel is so screwed up lately. We really need to start driving planes on the ground like cars to stop them from blowing up in the sky and hurting Burning burns say no more and get rid of the black boxes. Oh, it'd be a mystery No, I'm saying no, we don't know what you're saying planes as cars How would that work we live in Manhattan say no more they should pull Joe Central Park and build a new pyramid All hail the sun god, huh? Can I ask what Greg and Cheg do with the company? They're the founder CEOs were a glue company and they own a big horse farm My boy we finished our painting day, but they flipped their canvases to reveal paintings of a priest behind bars Is that a priest in jail? Oh my god that belongs in Tate of Moore in the Louvre. I was gonna say in the garbage read my lips We end read church and state post-hase but privatized prison that's enough We thought this would bring us together as a team, but your wrong takeaways are tearing us apart So we quit Wait guys Greg and Cheg just want to express themselves and this place is more than pain and sip It's a pain sip and listen and forgive Wow, we're sorry we helped me this is wow We're sorry. We yelled at you Greg and Cheg you guys really are good bosses Even if we disagree sometimes say no more a multitude of opinions makes a stronger as a team wow That's actually true on the opposite day Guys wrong takeaway guys look guys I painted two girls kissing shame grabs his crotch. Oh My disability Go on laughing no I saw some smiles because I don't What is because I think because I read all the other parts Maybe we'll can't tell but I do think we should keep the entire thing What a Greg and Cheg is confusing Greg and Cheg to the founders CEO's of a glue company Honestly, I think it works. I think we keep it in I wish in retrospect I had done more different kinds of no Cold read you were amazing and I kept seeing the name Shane and thinking it said Sarah cuz I'm black I would start to do the line and go no, that's the celebrity host mama Play that route Straight to air By the way, please watch the incident on YouTube a Cover time sketch that I think is it stands as one of your best. It's one of my best and Awesome. How's she on Taylor? She's literally someone who I love her shirt. She'd be like you can have it. Oh Literally shirt off your back vibes. She I've always I love to also I would just be like looking at her because she's beautiful all day The most gorgeous body is she like she really feels like she carries the light like she's like comes in a room and is like Gorgeous and it's a beautiful experience. Yes, and she wears like big baggy pants and baggy coats, but you're like I can see right through this baggy The most beautiful body in America. Yeah, she really does it. They're amazed. I was like oh my god every time you see her you're like I fucking forgot you are Crazy hot. I'm gonna pull a stunt and wear that exact dress on my fat ass and it really heads will turn what fat ass Are you talking about girl? I'm fat like a Christmas house We have to go This is a black guy. This is historic a wonderful You're never blocked out on Mike. No, I don't think we have have no how many episodes Literally 500 over 500 we missed it. We definitely missed our 500. We're well over it Sarah Sherman watch there's 440 was actually 400 we have 40 episodes over our 400. No, we're so overway pass We might as well just wait until 600 because we're about to celebrate our 10 year anniversary Which kind of is the 500th, but it's like It's too much Nicole Kidman no We end every episode with a song actually yeah You know You know Hey Deep down you know it's best we powered you hate the thought of the being with someone else, but you know that it's over Here more That's Yeah Lost culture is just a production by Will Ferrell's big money players in a hard radio podcast Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang executive produced by Anna Hosniay and produced by Becker Ramos edited and next by Doug Bame and our music is by Henrik Murzky This is an I heart podcast guaranteed human