I’ll Allow It, Boobs (Silversun Pickups, Will Hines, Isabella Escalante)

By the tickling of my bum, something liquid this way comes. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Oh my goodness. Yeah. Wow, you're coming in hot. That's hot. Yeah, yeah. Thank you to the Immoral Bard for that catchphrase submission. Thank you to the Immoral Bard. Thank you? Question mark? Yeah, thank you, I believe. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. We have a great show for you today. Coming up a little later, we have a private investigator. Who? I don't know. Maybe our other guests need something investigated? Yeah, I think so. It's possible. We'll definitely figure that out. We also have a dating expert. I don't know that anyone at this current table I think your guests need that too It's possible We'll see My name is Scott Aukerman by the way Why don't we get to our guests of honor Let's tarry no further As the immoral bard once said I believe Let's just get to them right away They're entering the exclusive Three timers club This is very important to us Thank you for texting me They are musicians. Yep. They are... Keep going. I guess you could say they're storytellers, if all arts are really about telling stories. Yeah, like the hula, the hips, you know, the hands. They have a new album, Tenterhooks, which is out right now, and they're currently on tour supporting that record, and they're going to be playing acoustic versions of their songs on this very show today. Please welcome back to the show Brian and Nikki of Silver Sun. pickups so happy to be here yay how are you guys welcome back to the show thank you thanks for coming to our show yes i went to see you the other night it was uh look there's no better time at the theater than going to see silver sun pickups you'll get to see a lot of music you'll hear one joke how long is our album i'm very curious to think how you feel about this okay it is 39 minutes and 22 seconds now how do you feel you're a time guy i'm a time look i've always said i'm a time guy you're a time i would say you're a lover and an expert sure how do you feel about a record under 40 i love a record under 40 records are not meant to be over 40 we worked really hard did you make one vinyl did you edit uh songs or parts of songs you just when you were writing it you just timed it out in your head like when i go to the grocery store and i do all the math of like okay i think i think all of these groceries come to 125 dollars yeah it's not as stressful i do a top chef star yeah not as stressful as that we did for reals um want or would hoping for a kind of tight about 10 song record how many we got by the way there's count them count them 10 and a lot are under four there's a two minute we were honestly stunned yeah brian squealed with delight when butch gave the final we kept doing the time and we didn't we weren't like we weren't writing the songs with that in mind we were just hoping it would come out but honestly i think we were just feeling what we were feeling like they were pretty uh the songs just felt very impatient amazing well uh yeah it was a great show and it's a really good album and uh the perfect time it is the perfect time and uh one thing uh i was on your uh the wikipedia page for the record just searching desperately for anything to talk to you about And here's the one thing that the Wikipedia page says about the record. It says, the recording process for this album came to an abrupt stop when lead singer Brian Albert was admitted to the hospital after suffering an eardrum injury in early 2025. Yeah. Yeah. Tell us this story as it's the only thing of interest of this record. Yeah. I mean, I feel like Wikipedia got the gist of it. I mean. Oh, that's all there is to it? I got an ear infection. It wasn't from listening to Ozzy or anything? No, it wasn't for riding the lightning. You know what I'm saying? It was just a really bad ear infection that I got that clogged my ear, and my ear started oozing in an insane way. Like oozing pus? I would say it's pussy. Okay. Was it clear-ish or milky-ish? It was clear, sometimes milky. It was constant, and it was kind of fascinating. And then finally, it just was hurting so much. that I thought I would be in a grownup. And I went to the emergency room and they said, oh, you're gonna need antibiotics. So they gave me some stuff and they gave me ibuprofen and I started to drip this stuff in my ear for a week or two. And the pain was so insane still that I started, the ibuprofen cut a hole in my stomach so I lost all this blood. And so I had to go to the hospital. It turned into a stomach problem as well. Yeah, so then I had to get immediately rushed to the hospital and I had a blood transfusion. And then they said, oh, you should be on antibiotics. And I said, well, what are these? like those steroids i was like oh i don't even have the right medication wow so then they gave me antibiotics and it started to feel a little better but the blood transfusion was kind of fascinating because i could taste in the back of my teeth someone else's blood oh really yeah you can you can taste someone else's blood how did it taste did you like it did you get the taste for blood like honestly i mean not the first go but maybe a second go i I would probably get a little bit of a, you know. It'd be interesting if you tracked down whose blood it was and you were like, can I have some more of your blood? I'm kind of used to it now. I didn't love it. Oh, okay. But I didn't like hate it either. Yeah. And then the ear people would just say, you're free to go. What are you still doing here? And I'd go, okay, I'd get up. And then the blood people would come and go, what are you doing getting up? Get back down. And it was like, please talk to each other. The ear and the blood people in any hospital, they don't get along. They are serious rivals. Yeah. Yeah. But the blood people won out. You stayed there. They did win out. Yeah. And so this. I was there for quite a while. The recording process came to an abrupt stop. This doesn't sound abrupt to me. Nikki, why did you write that? It sounds to me like you were like. I don't think I. Nikki, aren't you in charge of Wikipedia? I don't know how to do that. Why did you put that in there? I'm not an approved Wikipedia-er. It sounds to me like it was a gradual stop at best. Are you a Wikipedia-er? I think it just was like Brian's like. Oh, well, because we were doing a photo shoot. And then Brian's like, I have to go to the emergency room. Well, to be honest. So it sounds like a photo shoot came to an abrupt stop. Yeah. The only thing that came to an abrupt stop is the photo shoot we were on. We were already not recording. Comedy Bang Bang Wiki editors out there, we got to change this Wikipedia entry. I need you to change everything. Unite. And also, will you please say, this record is Aukerman time stamped approved. Thank you, yes. And you can link, you know, the footnote can link back to this episode. I think so. Yeah. Well, that's a terrible story. You know what, though? It went on a little bit longer than the Wikipedia version. Yeah. I think Wikipedia got it right. I think so, too. Do you understand now why? Now you feel a little respectful for what they did. Yeah, I think the editors knew what they were doing when they cut it down a bit. But go ahead. They gave me a hearing test, and I was really surprised how well my hearing was. Like, they said, you know, for your age, it's not so bad. And I thought, wow. Okay. That's astonishing for how much I've actually worked. That's right. You are 78 years old. We should mention you're an elderly gentleman. Yeah, but I feel good. Yeah, you look great. I look okay. Tenterhooks is out now. And if you're looking for a short, short album that just packs, there's a lot of notes in this record, right? Yeah, there's a lot of notes. Do you try to put every single note in there that's on the piano? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like all 88 keys, you try to use all those notes? Yeah, you keep a list, you know, and you kind of mark it down. Butch is really good about that, Butch Big. Butch Vig is the, of course, the producer. Our friend and producer, Ben Garbage. He's done a lot of things. He's in Garbage. He produced the classic Nirvana, Nevermind. That's right. Heard of it? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And does he ever say to you guys, like, he's done three records for you. Has he ever said to you, this one's better than Nevermind? Yeah. Because I honestly think this one's better than Nirvana's Nevermind. He says it three times. He said it every record you put out? Mm-hmm. wow he said like this finally he said and you go no no no you said it about the last one too and he's like yeah well if I were him I would trot that out every record I produced he did say that yeah he's like this is way better than Nevermind dude we'll go see Silverstone Pickups he says that all the time though we go see movies and stuff he goes this is dude this movie A Quiet Place this is better than Nirvana's Nevermind way better than Nevermind well it's a great record go see Silverstone Pickups thank you on tour right now. You can find all the information at silversunpickups.com, I'm assuming. Wikipedia. Go please change their Wikipedia about this photo shoot situation. You can find information about us online and you can enter information. Yeah, you can edit it all you want. The internet is like a one for you, one for me kind of situation, right? Anything you learn on the internet, I feel like you should add something that other people can learn. It's like take a penny, leave a penny. That's what it is. That's what the internet is. Anytime I go on Wikipedia and I read someone's entry, I start a Wikipedia page on someone else. They hate me there. Tila is actually not the sorceress. Tila. I don't know what that is referring to. That's he-man. All right, well, we need to get to our next guest. Okay. He is a private investigator. Do you have any sort of PI work that you guys need? Yeah. Yeah, do you have nosy neighbors that you want to have your wife followed? adore i want to yeah i want to investigate some of my son's friends okay how old is your son 10 all right well we'll see if you if he can help um please uh uh welcome to the show for the first time boobs rinse hey how you doing scott pleasure to be here hey great this is call me boobs hi boobs uh do i have to can i just introduce you that one time and then say like sort of gesture to you do i have to say your name all the time you don't have to but i would take it as a sign of friendship and familiarity. I think I mean if it comes up I'll say it. Let's just leave it out there as an option. If you wish to call me Boobs it's out there for me. I mean it is your name so why would I call you anything else? It's my name so it would be weird for you not to do it. I feel like most people would call you Boobs. I love it. Do you come from a long line of rinses? I do. Yeah long line of rinses. Dutch lineage. Beautiful. Yeah it's a Dutch lineage. I don't believe I introduced Nikki as well. Nikki. Hi Boobie. Hey I love it. Can I call you Boobie? You guys are friendly. I'm a flush with intimacy Okay, we got two blushes Got a blush and a flush Blush and a flush Good to meet you, Nikki So great to have you on the show, Mr. Rince Is it? I think so It's optimistic of you to say? Well, I'm happy anytime anyone shows up Honestly, I never know why anyone does Well, it's my pleasure to be here Trying to get my name out there a little bit more Trying to get some more cases Trying to get cases, okay I work in Los Feliz, the Los Feliz neighborhood of Los Angeles, pretty exclusively. Pretty crime. Why? I would think that if you're a private investigator, you would sort of go... Technically, I could work anywhere, but you got to go where the passion takes you. And my passion is Los Feliz, Los Angeles. What do you like about Los Feliz? Everything. It's a private detective's theme park. It's a seed of bad behavior. Wait, it's a hotbed of bad behavior. Not a seed. It's not a seed. It's a hotbed of bad behavior. I guess you could plant seeds in the hotbed and it would blossom. Seeds of bad behavior planted in the garden of Los Feliz. Okay. And fruit is blooming. Fruit of sin is blooming. Okay. I need you to work on that for the next time you come in. That's fair. Yeah. I'll get that smoothed out. Okay, good. But I'm passionate about that area. So I was born and raised in Los Feliz. Oh, that's great. Oh, really? In the Costco parking lot? Yeah. Do they have hospitals there? they don't no I was born my midwife doula was in the House of Pies I was born in the House of Pies Los Feliz I thought the Palermos acted like sometimes as a as a hospital like a hospice at least I know it was a hospice the Palermos Italian restaurant would be a great hospital these are all local references for anyone who doesn't live in the Los Feliz and this is as general everybody knows those places oh okay you're right this is as accessible as I get we're getting more niche Can I ask you a question? If you were tailing someone, which I think is PI lingo for following someone. I tell people all the time. Right, so you know what I'm saying. Exactly. If you were tailing someone. And I do. And they were to leave Los Feliz and go into Silver Lake. I stop right at the border. Right at the border. Stop right. I really only have official jurisdiction in Los Feliz. I don't know that you have jurisdiction necessarily. Well, I went to the Los Angeles Police Department and said, where do I have jurisdiction? and after several back and forth, they tacitly agreed that it's Los Feliz only. Wow. Okay. All right. Have you ever traveled outside of Los Feliz? I have. Yes, I've traveled outside of Los Feliz. Many times. Like where you, Atwater Village? I'll go to Atwater Village sometimes. Yeah, head into Hollywood sometimes. Oh, okay. What about a little further away, like Epismo Beach? Yeah, sometimes if it's pretty exotic travels. You know, Glendale and Pasadena is more my style. I'll summer in Pasadena. Would you go to San Luis Obispo and see these guys at the Fremont? Yeah, would you? I'd love to. Yeah, I'd be off the clock. I wouldn't be doing any private investigating then. That would just be boobs rinse on vacation. You could tail us. Really? Yeah. I actually do get hired to tail people a lot. Does it? If we ask you to tail us, does that kind of count as tailing? And what about carrying their gear as well? Could you maybe do that if you're tailing them? Hey, if you're paying me to tail you while I'm lugging around your musical equipment, then that's private. And we have a lighting person that has sort of a BO problem. Will you let him stay in your car with you? If that's... Okay, if I deputize him to go on a stakeout with me to watch you guys, then yes, I would. As long as it's detective. If it's a stakeout and they're like, say, performing at a place like the Fremont in San Luis Obispo. Sure, that's right. And you just go watch them perform. You consider that to be a stakeout? I just normally don't go outside of Los Feliz. But for you guys... In the balcony, you could stakeout, right? I could stakeout at the balcony, sure. Yeah, you could bring some binocs. Bring some binocs, get a notebook. A walkie-talkie, get a bunch of sunflower seeds. Get a walkie-talkie. Yeah. How long have you been doing this? A cup of coffee. Oh, gosh, I've been at it seven years. I mean, for a man your age, you seem- Yeah, I'm in my mid-50s, been at it seven years. You seem to be like almost 56. Good on. It's a really good, really good, incredibly accurate- In like a couple of months, it seems like. Sounds like you're a PI. Yeah, you'd be good at this. Yeah, but I mean, you- Seven years, yeah. That doesn't seem like a long time for you. I mean, it's a late start. I've gotten a lot of living in those seven years. Okay. I've got a lot of detective miles. Can I ask what you were doing? Yeah. Substitute English teacher. Substitute. Specializing in the Scarlet Letter. Oh. Just that one book? Yeah. I worked it in every class. Can I ask a question? I've always wondered this. Have you? What was the letter? Do you really want to know the real answer to it? Yeah, yeah. What was it? It was the letter A. Why? Adultery. Really? Yes. Wow. And who would wear something like that? Well, that wasn't like a fashion choice. The priest was cursed with a rash of the letter, and then Hester Prynne was forced to wear it as a sign of her adultery. Wait, you can't just say the priest was cursed with a rash of the letter and expect us all to know what you're talking about. What does that mean? In the story of the Scarlet Letter, Hester Prynne has cheated on her husband with an unknown man and is forced to wear an A to let the town know that she is a sinner. But it was with the local priest whose name escapes me. And when it is found out that he is the partner, he dies. And when they rip off his shirt, he has a rash of an A on his chest. So it's like a book about magic, like Harry Potter or something? It's not really the focus. It's not the way the A appeared. I mean, it seems magical. It does. It's hard to explain physiologically. It's more of a metaphor of guilt and shame. Maybe she was rubbing up against him. Yeah, that's what I kind of got. You mean like while they were humping? Well, now that you're a PI, how do you see that differently? The way I see it is this. They descend into a missionary position appropriate for a man of the cloth. Very Los Feliz style. And she's still wearing her dress with the A on it because it gets him hot. Because it reminds him that he's sinning. and they're thumping their sternums with such force that the a from her embroidered adultery uh letter uh rashes his chest up prints on prints on him like a silly putty yeah so what i said what you said yes i'm stealing your idea that's very much what you said exactly what you said but it was more colorful you said it more like a substitute english teacher would thank you so much although i left that life behind so no thank you can't take it out of you though why just that one book. What's that? Why just slow down that one fucking book? Okay, hang on. Now you're going so slow. I can't. Can you speed it up? Split the diff. Why that one book? Because I love it. Okay, but there are other books. I haven't read them. As a substitute English teacher, you should know more. I've never been able to get through another book. Really? How far have you gotten into? Great Gatsby, 25 pages. Catcher in the Rye, 78 pages. I mean, that's almost all of it. Is that right? Yeah, it's pretty short. I do it on Kindle, so I don't know what's coming. Oh, with the big font, though? Yeah, big font. Oh, okay. It might not be that far. 78 is actually maybe about three pages. Really? With that big font? I mean, I got two letters per page. Yeah. Okay. Two letters per page, 78 pages of the catcher in the rye. I know that he doesn't like phonies, and that's pretty much all I've gotten. That's as far as it gets. Great Gatsby, I don't see what's so great about him, and I'm not even sure he's in the book yet. So you were fired, I'm assuming. Okay, so you were tired of books? I was not fired. I left voluntarily after I was asked to do so. What happened with just your lack of knowledge about any other book? Yes, I got it. Was there a certain thing that happened? Well, first of all, I did get into fights with the regular English teachers for not following curriculum. Usually you don't see them. You're replacing them. Yes, they would call me in. There'd be a little overlap? Yeah, I would ask to come in the day before and shadow. I want to see how they do it. And this is how your love of tailing people? That's right. So I was, thank you for, this is good for answering my questions for me. I am not above stealing other people's ideas. And here we go. So yes, I'd be hired to substitute English teach and I would come in a day early to shadow and get a mimic and see, really see the vibe of the existing teacher. Try to see how they walked, how they talked. How they talked. Yeah. What coffee do they have? Do they have milk? Do they have no milk? Do they like to chit chat with people in the break room or do they hang out on their own and read a newspaper? Yeah. Newspaper on their phones or paper, paper, newspaper. Wow. Paper, paper, newspaper. So then I would do that, and then they would leave their instructions over what to teach. I would ignore it, focus solely on the Scarlet Letter. No matter what age. What age? Third grade? If I was substitute teaching third grade, we got right into the Scarlet Letter. And if they didn't know what sex was, I told them. They got to learn somehow. They ain't saved. I'm just telling the truth about it. I don't see what's wrong with them. They got to find out sometime. So you were basically teaching sex ed while being sort of an amateur method actor? I guess in a way. What did you use at Brian? Sex at nature? I mean, I was, whatever. I see it as giving them backstory to the Scarlet Letter. Like driver's ad? I would do driver's ad sometimes. Anything, but you go like, Scarlet Letter. Yeah. We would only work on stop signs. That's great. So you got fired. I got fired. I got asked to. You stepped down. I got asked to step down. And you agreed. And so then. And then, yes, I realized that shadowing people and learning their inner workings through watching and observing from behind bushes from behind trees. You were doing that to the teachers? I would bring in a bush to the classroom and hide behind. I didn't want to disturb the class. Sure. I would imagine if someone was peeking out from behind a bush at the front of the class. You would call more attention to themselves. Yeah, I would think so. You'd think so. I would, out of sight, out of mind. Public schools. Yeah. Initially, yes, it would cause a lot of consternation as I'd drag in a huge potted plant. Oh, you were dragging it in while the kids were still there. Yeah, well, I'd come in halfway through the day. Like, I just needed half the day to shadow these teachers. So you're lazy as well? I wouldn't call it lazy. Let's say efficient. Let's say efficient. I just think if I say like, hey, I'm going to shadow you today, I would expect to be there right when the teacher gets there. I disagree. If I was a teacher, I'd be like, this motherfucker's coming in like half a day. Well, to be honest, they were not expecting any shadowing. So even a half days worth of shadow threw them for a loop. Although some of them liked it. Yeah. Really? A lot of these teachers are lonely. They like attention. So they're sort of like, they like to perform in front of people. Some of them really hammed it up. Yeah. Some of the teachers would be really getting into it. I saw the movie Sliver. behavior okay well i didn't sliver they like being watched right yes that's right they like some of them yes uh-huh there was a mrs strauss uh who was an english teacher that uh i later became friends with but at first was enemies i really just are not enemies uh strangers those are two very different things yes i got it wrong frenemies i had the uh i we could we went through a frenemies phase really and then where did you end up where are you now you're friends now so you went from you went from strangers strangers enemies frenemies friends wow that's a great i love that arc do you yeah yeah it ends nice anyway she really hammed it up and uh i called her out on it from behind the bush i was like a little less i would say just throw it away yeah just uh you know don't think about it too much how long did it take for all the kids to get over your name um would you say boobs rinse to them just go mr rinse honestly a lot of the reaction from these kids, you'd think they would love it, but they were like, you sound like you're trying a little hard and they would not take the bait. You sound like you're trying to be funny. You're really putting a comedy forward name out of desperation. It's more like desperate and thirsty. Yeah, exactly. Yes. That it is. Did you sit a lot up your cushion and like slip on a banana peel? Sometimes, if that's what it took to charm the kids. But the name, you'd say, I was like, you guys are going to love this. My name is Boobs Rinse. Silence from the children. Crickets. Yeah, the public school kids, they know what's cool and they knew that I wasn't. Mickey, it is harsh. It was a rough time, substitute teaching high school skills. No, 6'7 is not cool anymore because adults like us say it too much Exactly I learned that from my child Yeah Yeah yeah and this is all before six seven was a thing this was pre seven because this was seven six or seven years ago that's right exactly post 9-11 my current life is post 9-11 and i guess post six seven also right now yeah but my teaching career was pre-six seven pre-six seven okay post 9-11 pre-9-11 it was post 9-11 okay yeah how many years did you teach 25 he's a numbers guy 25 Substitute teaching Seven years ago So you started at 24 Here we go That's right 24 years old What were you doing before then? Wash the magic Let me check my resume It's been a while Oh yeah Any like fast food jobs Or anything like that? Yeah I worked at a Wendy's For a little while And a dishwasher For a dinner theater Would you say sir This is a Wendy's? Yeah I would say that Yes and this is pre That being a thing Okay so people were confused Unironic Yeah they were just like We know that We know We're here It's very clear where we are I'd be like well sir This is a Wendy's so you must have worked in one of Los Feliz yeah this was all in Los Feliz it used to be Wendy's in Los Feliz oh I remember those golden years yeah before there was a brown derby back in 1993 yes the golden years of Los Feliz 93 you make those square burgers sure did was that fun yeah because I've only made the round ones making the square ones is good because you're defying nature Yeah. God did not mean for men to play God. And yet we do when we shape these burgers with unnatural edges. In our own image. In our own image, square. Square. Is a circle a natural image? Well, if you smush a patty, it sort of naturally becomes a circle. Yeah. So in that way it is. Like the patty tends toward a circle result. And to force it into a neat square-like shape is very man. It doesn't want to go there either. Very human. It resists. It resists. Yet, if you defy God and shape the hamburger meat into a square, ah, the power I'd feel. Boops, boops, boops. Hey, we're friends. Mr. Ritz. Thank you. Anyway, I did that for a while, and then I was a dishwasher for a dinner theater, and then I- Wait, wait, wait, back up. I want to hear about this. What? Dishwasher for a dinner theater? Yeah, this sounds fascinating. Oh, it's an incredibly boring job. It's busy before the rush and after the rush, and that's it. Okay. It was a dinner theater right outside of Los Feliz. Right outside? Outside of Los Feliz. Yeah, well, I didn't have my strict jurisdiction rules back then. That's true, you didn't. There was a dinner theater in Atwater Village. People have forgotten about it, but they did a lot of regional favorites. Like what? Like regional troops would come in and do their shows. Right, and then a dinner theater is where people eat during the performance. While they're watching the shows. You guys think about that, the Silver Sun pickups? You ever think about doing dinner during some of your shows? Sometimes I think about eating during a show. Yeah, Nikki would prefer to have dinner during a show. You guys should take a dinner break where like, but you guys are visible on stage. We've done some shows where it sometimes felt like it was dinner theater. Where you feel like, oh, the front row is really eating. But you got Boobs Rinse here. Yes. Were you busing as well? I did a little busing. Yeah, busing and dishwashing. What's your favorite? Between those two? I was more of a dishwasher. That's what I figured. The steam. Yeah, it's good for the pores. Yeah, you're over this hot water all the time. It's kind of very soothing. You just get lost in the dishes. Bussing is just like, oh. Bussing is a little bit like you have a lot of interaction with the customers. It's so social. What interaction with the customers are you having when you're busting the tables? Hey, can you get me some more bread? I'm like, hey, I'm not the waiter. Why not get them more bread? Yeah, you could. Why don't you just get them? You're going in there. Because once you start, because I would try to do that, and then you're on the hook. So you're not a bread guy? No. I'm not a bread guy. You don't like bread? Gluten-free? I wouldn't say it's about the bread. It's more just about getting jobs that I wasn't signed up to do. What kind of bread was it? Yeah. What kind of bread were you serving at this dinner? Sometimes, I can't remember, be a basket of assorted breads for the dinner theater people. Would they theme it to the show? Sometimes. Wow. So like, give us an example. Okay. They're doing the Scarlet Letter. Three examples. Okay, they did the musical Beetle Bailey. Beetle Bailey. What is this? There was a musical based on the comic strip. Oh yeah, the comic strip Beetle Bailey? This is true, yes. Wow. There was a musical Beetle Bailey. Yes, it's true. That's amazing. And it did a couple of regional tours and they did it at the Atwater Dinner Theater. Okay. And so for that bread, it was rx brand yeah uh white bread like the kind that you might get if you were on an army base like yeah like rations and this was explained to people yes because i would took so long i would be i would be upset i mean i know that why they were upset yeah i would it wasn't just white bread it was bad it was you know it was bad deliberately bad bad in the way that an army rations would be and so when people would deliver this to the table they would say like by the way this is intentionally bad yeah farm to table before you complain this is in the style of army rations as in theme with the play you have chosen to see tonight. And they'd still ask you for more of it. They'd be like, well, I didn't give me the good stuff. I know you've got good stuff back there. Yeah, you probably did have good stuff back there. Did you have good stuff back there? We had plenty of good stuff back there. I was like, I can't. This is the direction of the artistic director of this theater. I can only bring the rations. You know, and I don't want to, and I'm like, look, I'm just the dishwasher and the busboy. Leave me alone. Were you serving MREs as well? Yes, yes. Ready to eat. Yeah. Meals ready to eat. I know what it stands for. I'm just saying it for the people listening. We don't know what you're saying. I didn't know. Meals ready to eat. Emery. It's an army thing. It's like freeze-dried. Nikki did some time at Emery Calendars. So did I. Oh, you did? Yeah. What did you do there? I was a waiter and a host. I was a cashier host. Really? And I was in the bakery section. Okay. I did everything there. You did everything. Yeah. Did you ever think that maybe you'd just stay there? Yeah, of course. Your whole life? But then I went on a study abroad program. I saved up all my money. And then... Wow. And now here we are. Yeah, you can cut off all the details. Yeah, we don't want another situation of like Brian's ear situation. Yeah, we don't want that. And then my nose started pussing. Oh, okay. Now we're cooking. That does sound good. Into the blueberry muffins. Didn't you say like nobody wanted dessert until you told them it was free? Oh, yeah. Because we had a special from like four to five or whatever. And you got a free dessert. Free dessert. So every time I'd be like, oh, would you be interested in some strawberry part? They're like, oh, no, too full. Like, well, it comes with your meal. Like, oh, yeah. Well, of course I'd like to. I love it with extra whipped cream. Now that costs extra. Yeah. We should have tried that with the Beetle Bailey bread. Yeah. Two more quick examples. Yeah, two more. There was a musical of The Fly. The David Cronenberg version or the Vincent Price? The David Cronenberg version, not the Vincent Price version. Okay, so Brundle Fly. A gooey one. Brundle Fly, that's right. Jeff Goldblum's character. Sure. And the special food item Yeah, I know, I said it Go ahead That's okay Was all poop What? Just poop Just poop Poop was the next one That was for flies And you had to puke on it To like dissolve it Was that We were expecting the customers To do that We're like, if you're really Into the story We expect to see you puke We know that you We want to see you Hover above it, puke on it And then eat that I was a little worried About this dinner theater But I'm intrigued now Yeah, and then the third one Was Jesus Christ Superstar Of course Okay classic yeah great performance so water just water and then wine change it yourself yeah you'd have to do it so it's a pretty fun job well now you're a PI now I'm a PI yeah and I tear people you're a PI but we're running out of time for the second one okay that's fine that's alright that's alright well if you need any I'll just say this real quick if you need any private investigating within the jurisdiction of Los Feliz I have an office above Little Dom's on Hilvers oh that's where you are yep I see you up there just ask the Major D for Boobs Rinse. They'll know what you're saying? They'll know what you're talking about and they'll send you right up to my office. All right. No boobs. Well, guys, Silverstone Pickups, are you going to play some songs here for us today? Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Let's play a song right now. You want to play a song? Grab your guitars if you don't mind. You don't mind if I grab this behind you? Not at all, but I'm thinking. Yeah, why are you keeping your guitar? Did you say your own name? I called myself my own name. Boobie, can you shadow us and help us with art? Right now, you want me to shadow you? Do you mind staking them out as they play this song? Will you? I think, yes, okay, I'll do it. Halfway through this, I want you to tail us during this. I'm going to get my, tail you? Yeah, and then tail me over to the stage. Well, I got to leave so you don't see me, so I'm going to leave and I'm going to come back. We'll close your eyes and then I want you to close your eyes for three seconds right now. All right, what are you going to play here? The song called New Wave. New Wave. This is Silverstone Pickups. Or Pickups. Here we go. One, two, three. And as the wave grew, To replace you And the way it goes on and on And I will face the sun To create one And erase you We'll be right back. As the curtain calls And I'll embrace the fall Land away the boiling salt And I'll reshape the sound Pass the way around I'll end erasing you I'll say Thank you. And I will face the sun To create one And erase you Now we'll face the sun To create one Land erase you Wow, you know what? I didn't even see you, Boobs. You didn't see me, right? No, that was incredible. I was right behind this bush. I could feel you. We saw the bush. That was very distracting during the song. We didn't see you. You saw the boobs in the bush. Yeah. All right, we're going to take a break. We're going to come right back with more from Silver Sun Pickups, more boobs rinse, and we have a dating expert. This is a great show. Stick around. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. Silver Sun Pickups. They just played a song right before the break. That was called New Wave, and yet I noticed it was like a rock song. Yeah. So what's up with that? You know, surprise. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because when you say like, oh, here's a new wave. I expect keyboards. Yeah, you're like, oh, here we go. They're going to be like, drum machines. But nope. Yeah, unfortunately. I mean, or fortunately. It's just two acoustics coming at you. New album, Tenterhooks. They're on tour right now. You can get all the information at silversonetickups.com. We also have Boobs Rents here. Hi, Boobs. How's it going? And Boobs, I got to say, I was sort of kind of remembering previous episodes of this show that we've done. Yeah. You have not been on the show before. I have not. But there was an author who has written stories about you. There was a guy named Bennett Quince. That's right. Who's written stories about you? He's written some stories purporting to have made me up. And yet I am a real man. Oh, whoa. You're a real guy. What? Yes. He has stolen my likeness and my intellectual property of myself. And your name and everything about you. And my name, yeah. Because I've read these books. That's right. And they're all about like a bumbling, kind of ineffectual. Is that what you get from them? Like cuck who's almost 56. I read the same books. And that is not my interpretation of the story. He's a womanizing, improvised. He wants to be womanizing. I'll give him that. He successfully womanizes here and there. I mean, he has a relationship to his mother. Correct. She yells at him a lot. He's womanized her pretty well. She's obsessed with him. So what, I mean, I think you have a case because this guy, I mean, it's a lot like you. Yes, I'm pursuing a lawsuit against Mr. Quince. That's right. Wow. And these are unauthorized. They're completely unauthorized. Is he in Los Feliz? Yes. Okay, that's good. And is he a person you knew personally? Yes, yes. We lived in the same apartment complex. Okay, in the same apartment too? Yeah, let's say. Were you roommates? Let me try to think. We were roommates. Okay, yeah. Two different entrances, so it was hard to know. Two different entrances. We're going to get a little more micro. Same room? Not the same room. Okay. Okay. But we ran into each other in the kitchen quite a bit. Yeah. Make small talk about my life. This is probably him doing research for, yeah. He was very interested in a lot of the details of my cases. You know, was there ever a bush behind you? We had a couple bushes in the apartment, but I didn't think anything of it. I just, you know, Bennett was into gardening, so sure, he had a couple bushes. Okay. And this is a recent roommate because if you were- Last seven years. I got a roommate when I was 49 years old. That's not sad. No, that's not sad at all. To be in your 50s and still have a roommate? Not at all. In this economy, in Los Feliz? sure we had a rent control department we couldn't leave controlled in a good way where they would keep it low no a rent controlled forced high and that gave status started high and stayed high landlord tried hard to lower the rent but the city was like no no no this has been regulated to remain a high rent which I insisted on and so this guy just writes about your exploits that you told your roommate about that I thought I was just sharing with a friend do you still live with him? Yes. That's what I figured, yeah. But White, just stop talking to him and maybe he won't write any more books about you. He's a charming guy. I do tell myself, not today. He just lures you right in? He just asks a couple of leading questions and I'm yapping, yapping. People love to talk about themselves. Yeah, I'm guilty of that. Yeah. Is he making a lot of money off of you? I think he's making a pretty good living off of it. What's his side of the apartment look like? Terrific. It's like gold everywhere. Fancy. Just a lot of velvet. Gold, yeah. Sort of genetically bred cats. Wow. Genetically bred cats. Yeah, that's right. Like the ones in The Secret Agent where they have three eyes? I was thinking of Boobastus from Watchmen, but Chihuahua. Chihuahua, Boobastus. Yeah. Is your name, were you named after Boobastus from Watchmen, by the way? I wish I was. Was your mom a big Alan Wartan? Or was Boobastus named after you? I think for my age, Boobastus would have to be named after me. Yeah. Boob's is my given name. Because you were born in 1970, obviously. I'm just looking at you right now. You're just sizing it up from looking at me. Until you were born in 1970. Wow, okay. Boobs isn't short for anything? Nope, boobs is just the name on the birth certificate. Boobs rinse. Yeah, so I have a feeling Alan Moore, did you ever live with Alan Moore? For a while? Yeah. In the late 70s? Yeah. Great guy. Great guy. And so then in 1986, Watchmen comes out. Yeah. Bubastus, this cat, this ineffectual cuck of a cat. I didn't even put it together. I didn't even put it together. He's basing Bubastus on me. You are a literary muse. I guess I should be- People are really inspired by you. I guess I should be flattered, yeah. Yeah. Alan and I would talk about Rorschach blots. Honestly, the PI work is the least interesting thing of you. You have so many things going on. I know, honestly. I love my private eye, so I don't know what to say. You love your private eye? I love my private eye. You have a private investigator yourself that you hire? Yes, I have a private eye. I've contracted him, and I am in love with him. Yeah. Is he just doing all of your cases for you? No, no. I do my own investigation. He'll help me out sometimes, sure. If it's a particularly complex case and I need to bring somebody on, yes. Sure. Are you paying him more than you're getting paid? Sometimes. I mean, you know, he's very skilled. He's a very skilled worker. So, you know, if I'm going to contract his services, I got to pay him what it's worth. Is this your roommate as well? It is somebody who looks a lot like my roommate with a Groucho nose and glasses. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, Groucho. That's a popular look. This must be Bennett. A lot of people have those kind of notes. It's probably not Bennett, my roommate. It's probably a real guy. Probably a real guy, yeah. Los Feliz, that's a hip look nowadays. Groucho nose and glasses is like a firestorm. Oh my god, yeah. All time for brunch? Groucho nose and glasses everywhere you look. All time is a popular brunch spot. They know that, Scott. You assume everyone doesn't know what Los Feliz is. Everyone knows you walk into Lassens and everyone's got a I don't want everyone to have to do research on Los Feliz before they listen to any episode of this show. That's all I'm saying. You don't want to get too deep in the Los Feliz lore. in the lore yeah because i mean if you start to unravel that story it is wild as you know it's a hotbed of you work whatever i said i you know i was gonna ask you what the most interesting case is that you've ever worked on but we do need to get to our next guest i don't mind at all um they are a dating expert uh please welcome terry porch scott ackerman so happy to be sitting here at the table with you two great minds meeting like this feels like fate fuck oh um hi terry it's uh I'm thrilled. Two great minds. Yours and mine, I guess, is what you're saying? Yours and mine, Scott Ackerman. So great to be sitting here at the table. You look fantastic, by the way. Thank you very much. This is Brian. This is Nikki. This is Boobs. Nice to meet you. So great to meet you guys. Boobs. Great to meet you, Terry. Great name, Boobs. How's our minds? I think we got five great minds sitting here at the table right now. You all look fantastic, by the way. Fuck. Thank you very much. Thank you, Terry. Wow. Thank you. We look fantastic. I feel good about myself right now. Yeah, I feel really good. So, Terry, you're a dating expert. Do you mean that you date a lot of people Or does that mean that you know How to date people And you pass on that knowledge to other people Scott, let me start a little bit with my backstory Okay? I'm a 45 year old man and I used to live in a beautiful house With my beautiful wife Unfortunately, she left me And yeah, I was a sad sack for a while I was a loser But then I got on Hinge and this year I've been on hundreds Of first dates This year alone, in 2026? 2026, I've been on 100 on first dates, Scott. Multiple per day. It's incredible. It's a numbers game. Dating's a numbers game, and I'm playing Sudoku. Scott's a numbers guy. Yeah. Wow. So, I mean, are the dates going well? Have you found anyone to spend your time with? Scott, let me tell you something. I've found so many beautiful women to go on first dates with, and unfortunately, my type is girls who don't have time for a second date. But I've had so much fun. Oh, that's too bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I've been there. Well, I like beautiful, busy, successful people, Scott. So it's just natural that that would happen. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Well, what are some of the dates that you've been on? I mean, what do you suggest people do on a first date? Okay, a first date, Scott, you've got to find a beautiful wine bar to take someone beautiful out to. Me, I take the girls to Barney's Beanery. Okay, is that a wine bar or is that a bean restaurant? It's a bean wine, bean and wine. They might have some house wine. Those are two. I mean, one dries you out and the other, you know. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean... Get what you get, you know? Push, pull, push, pull. It's hard on the body, but... It's not Los Feliz. So, are you going to Barney's Beanery exclusively with all of your dates, all these hundreds of dates, first dates? Yeah, usually I have them cycle through Barney's Beanery, but if that's close, sometimes I head to the Gelson's Wine Bar. Oh, yeah, popular. That might be a step up. Now that's Los Feliz. No beans there. Yeah. Terry, can I ask... Scott, do you mind if I ask you a question? You know, I'll allow it, boobs. I don't have to. I just was wondering because I'm sometimes on the dating apps myself and I'm just wondering if you have any advice over what you put in your profile. That's correct. Well, I mean, sorry. Yeah. I look like him. You do look like him. Who? She called me by or he called me by a different name. You guys get your story straight. Matt Apodaca's friend. What? Yeah. What do you do with your profile? Well, here's the thing. You definitely never want to have a voice note in there. because of uh if if they learn that you have annoying you know and an annoying voice then well it's a big mystery i wouldn't say i have an annoying voice but before i had a voice note i had hundreds of matches then i had a voice note it went down to zero oh okay and then you got rid of it and then yeah and then i got rid of it and now i'm i'm going on dates every single day because you are i mean you're not a bad looking fellow i don't usually judge the attractiveness of our guess but i will if you guys want me to i do i judge and you're you're handsome yeah yeah terry's you're you're objectively a handsome person that's a pi wrong with saying that yeah and i've and i've watched a lot of nicky how do you feel terry's hot oh okay that's the thing i look great and my body even better yeah oh we haven seen your body oh yeah there it is yeah oh yeah you showing us your showing us your body You stepped out from behind the bush Wow And we have a scarlet A That so crazy Yeah Yeah I got that on there I heard your last segment, and I thought, fuck, I'll give that a try. Yeah, why not? Yeah, so, I mean, you have a lot going for you in terms of attractiveness. But, yeah, your voice, I mean, look, who am I to judge annoying voices? I mean, mine is not that great, but, I mean, yours is a little bit abrasive. that's what I've been told Scott but I think I can rope them back in once I get them out there on a date have you ever roped anybody back in they say yes at the time but then later I don't really hear from them so you are asking them on a second date you are asking oh I see you've inadvertently found out that your type is a woman who doesn't have time for a second date but we'll say that they do have time I think what's happening is we're falling in love on those dates but I'm attracted to beautiful successful people so they don't always have time to follow through. So when they tell you that they can't have a second date, it's because they're too busy is what you're doing along? Yeah, they're too busy. We can't nail down a time, no matter how many times I follow up. I'm the king of a double text. You're always available, though, because you're doing hundreds of dates. I'm so available. My schedule is so clear. Isn't that expensive? Oh, yeah. I'm drained. But luckily, we already established it's not weird to have roommates when you're close to your 50s. Do you have roommates, too? I do. How many? Just one, but it's a studio. Studio, yeah. And do you have a job at all? How are you paying for all this? Yeah, I do have a job, Scott. I've been working at the CAA mailroom for about 25 years. That's too long. They want some upward mobility when you get a job there usually. It's weird they've kept you and not moved you up. That's a really strange place to be. Economical. Well, it's a time game. It's a little bit of a numbers game. But next week, I think I'm going to be a floater. So big moves are happening. Yeah, shadowing a lot like what you do, tailing people. Sounds good. Yeah. I think. Well, actually, Scott, I have to correct you, which is one of my favorite things to do. Nice. I see why you're not going on second dates. Go ahead, though. A floater is when... May I explain to me what a floater is, please? I have a different idea. Okay, listen up. Oh, are you thinking about poop? Yeah, of course. I like this guy. A floater is when an assistant is out of town, and so they take someone from the mailroom to cover the desk. Okay. Yeah. All right, you guys are all lingoed up, I see. And so you hope to do this. Well, next week it's my first floater gig, and that can usually lead to a steady assistant gig on a desk. Okay. You really know the CIA stuff. Wow. That's pretty amazing. 25 years, though. You better be paying attention. I know it just from walking around Los Felos a lot. You hear a lot of industry talk. Are you reps by people? I have a rep, yeah. You have agents? I do. For what? I have a for acting, a commercial agent. For acting? So you are a method actor. So you're an actor? I got a SAG card, yeah. Do you do PI work at all? I do PI. PI work is my primary gig. But, you know, I've... Do you have an IMDb? Let me look up your IMDb page. Are there PI IMDb? Yeah, boobs, rinse, and IMDb. Just look at IMDb. You have hundreds of entries here. Yeah, I used to do... You're like an actor. Here or there. Here or there. Here or there. A guest star here or there. You were on ER for nine seasons. That's right. But one or two lines per episode at most. And trust me, I blend in the background. Wait, it looks like on the IMDb they're making a movie of those books. What? Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's right. In development, it says. Who's playing him? Terry? I need your help. I need your help. I need to sue somebody. Well, I could probably hop in and do that. Why would Terry be able to sue that? He's an expert. He's the only expert at the table. Dating expert and barely even that. I would say male expert, too. Mail room. Yeah, yeah. Mail room expert. Are you happy with your representation? Yeah, I think they're great. Oh, man. I mean, he works a lot. I don't really talk to them that much because it's not something I'm paying attention to. You're one of the lead roles in Abbott Elementary this year? Am I really? Wow, I didn't know that. I mean, I knew I worked on the show. I didn't know that was the lead role. Are you just not paying attention anytime you're on? I throw it away. I walk in and I... Doesn't it have any effect on your mental? I try... The less thinking you do, the better an actor you are. True. So I don't put... I can't even remember some of the parts I've done. Are you offer only? I'm offer only. Jeez, you're working a ton. Is your agent your roommate as well? I'm not sure. My agent looks like my roommate. You inadvertently are getting so many parts. I think you should put your attention into the- I'm a private investigator. I know that you love that, but- I don't like acting. Brian, you asked who's playing Boobs Rinse. Yeah, who's playing? Boobs Rinse is. I've got that part. Yeah, you're playing yourself. I am playing my part of my unauthorized movie. Yeah, it's in development right now, and it says you're attached. That's infuriating. You know what? You're going to have to tell yourself. I'll have to do it. I'll have to do it. Yeah, you're going to have to watch yourself from morning till night. Yes. Terry. I need you to go on a date with Bennett Quince. Okay. Okay. I don't know if you ever do homosexual same-sex dates. This doesn't have to lead to a relationship, but this would just be for information. Yeah. Sometimes I accidentally put my thing to buy. Okay, great. I think Bennett's fine. So I need you to go on a date with Bennett. I can be gay, but in a military way. Okay, great. Like a soldier. Yeah, like a soldier. Spartan Army. So what is the purpose of this? I've got to find it. look, this guy's ruining my life. He's had movies made of books that I did not authorize. It sounds like he's helping you. He got me cast in the lead role without me knowing. I mean, what percentage does your agent take? 10%. I mean, that's pretty good. I don't know if this guy's out to kill me. I think if you talk to your financial advisor, you realize you're making a killing. My roommate is my financial advisor. And that's on the up and up. That I know. That you do know. Bennett Quince is my financial advisor. And you get monthly reports. He's super transparent. reports and everything and you're and like how much money do you have in the bank i look that's very gauche i would say to talk about i'm going to say it's in the realm of four hundred thousand dollars in my checking account wow just in checking in checking that's not counting assets yeah what about assets and like like liquid what do you have liquid like money i could touch right now yeah yeah not that much 800 000 okay no that is not that much for someone who's the lead on a show right now what do you spend your money on property p.i so you own a lot of property i do Oh, okay. But you don't live in it? Nope. It's outside of Los Feliz, so it's just there for investment purposes. So you're a landlord. I guess so, yeah. I have tenants and they pay me rent. If that makes me a landlord. I should have just said he's a landlord. Please welcome Google. That's not my primary purpose. He's an actor who happens to be a landlord. You are so successful at everything else. Isn't that true? Have you ever solved a case? Are you? Yes. I've solved many cases. Have you, though, really? Yes, I've solved many cases. How many cases have you solved? I solved yours. You asked me to tailor you and watch your concert and I'm going to do it. What'd you find out? Well, I'll have to get back to you because the show hasn't happened yet. I don't think you solved it, but you've been attempting it. Odds are high that I will solve that case. I just mean you're massively, you're one of the most successful actors I've ever met. You're one of the most successful people who's been on this show. I've never met. I've never met an actor so successful. We're looking for people for A Block, like celebs that we can talk to. If you want a private detective, I'm your man. Are you going to get a cut of the Boobs Rinse merch? I'm going to need to check my emails here. Yes, I get 100% of the merch money. Wow, 100%. Yeah, whatever. That's George Lucas. Yeah. Do you have anything in your emails about the rights to boob rinse and how much you were paid for these or anything like this? I do not have the rights to boob rinse. Isn't Disney... You sold the rights. That's what I'm saying. I guess I sold the rights. It's a what... Like, how much did you sell? Is there anything in your... I know you're not paying attention to this stuff. Who bought it? Disney? Yes. Apparently, I did get paid for the rights. How much did you get paid for the rights? $87 billion. Wow. Billion. Yes. I don't care. Money means nothing to me. Obviously. I got a rent-controlled apartment in Los Feliz with one roommate, and I'm doing great. Wow. All right. Well, I mean, your life is very interesting. Look, we're running up on the other side of a break, but Terry, when we come back, I want to hear some tips for gentlemen, and I guess ladies. Do you have tips for ladies, I would imagine? My tips for ladies are go out with me. Give me a second chance. All right. But Silver Sun Pickups, do you guys want to play a song coming into break? Sure. We're going to play a song right now. It's called The Wreckage. Oh, this is the lead-off single, isn't it? For you sleuths out there, I'm going to mess up a word, and I want you to find out. Leave it in the comments. You're planning right now? So you're going to mess up one word? To mess up maybe. There might be a second word I throw in there, too. There's a gray area. There's a gray area. You know how I'm going to do it. Okay, great. All right, let's hear it. Now, leave it in the comments where you think it is. Okay, this is, yeah, wherever the comments are for when you listen to a podcast. Is there that home, you know, in the comments? Sure, yeah. All right, this is Silver Sun Pickups with The Wreckage. Here we go. Last chance Drawing pawns Cold hands on nothing sore Don't care about keeping score Well you get what you get nothing more You invest once you've spent it all guitar solo Makes sense, you've been before I'm scared, my own echo You can't get what you give anymore Even when once you've spent it all I connect to the record Last chance Strong weapons Cold hands And more miracles Will you get what you get nothing more You invest once you've spent it all I connect to the record Thank you. I didn't catch it. You sluice out there? I didn't catch it. You definitely did. I should have. Your PI word. It would be in my skill set to catch it, but I was too enthralled. All right, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we're going to have more with Silver Sun Pickups, more boobs rinse, and we're going to talk to Terry Porch about some dating tips. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Silver Sun Pickups here. They just did a song called The Wreckage. Thank you. I don't remember complimenting it. No, no, no. Thank you for listening. Oh, yeah. It's a bare minimum. I am in the room. such a sweet little thank you that just I'm not positive he did listen I was I did have my fingers in my ears yes and giving you the thumbs down sign yeah that's cool it's like Primus Primus sucks yeah we also have boobs rinse here how's it going actor and landlord private investigator okay one of the most successful people richest people that we've ever had actor on the side what does it say on your business card exactly private investigator right here glad you asked for it there's a card yeah but okay but you've crossed out landlord and you've just written private Well I had one of my tenants print these up and they put landlord without me asking. Now is it hard to do PI work when people recognize you all the time? Nobody's recognizing me. I'm a method actor. By the way are you your own landlord? Do you own the building? Do you own the landlord? I do. I own the building. And that's why I rent controlled it to a high rent. You keep it high. I've insisted. This guy your roommate basically works for you. I don't see it that way. He's working me like nobody's business it sounds like. Do you let him out of the apartment? Do I let him out of the apartment during prescribed hours? Yes. Of course. All right. We also have Terry Porch here. Terry Porch. A dating expert. So happy to be at the table with you guys. It's so wonderful to have just a bunch of guys here and Nikki obviously. Yeah. Just a bunch of guys and Nikki. Yeah. I'm down bad for you guys. You're a dating expert. Are you an expert on how other people should date as well? Do you have tips basically for gents? Yeah, I have tips. My expertise is pretty much getting your hinge message to go from messages to in-person meetups. Oh, okay. Okay. You know, I've not been dating in so long. I don't know what the levels are. Explain all that. Yeah. Yeah, well, first you have to message a girl. By the way, you should set up a profile. Why would I do something like that? Just to stake out my name so no one else uses my name. That's a pretty good idea. Yeah, stake out that name. Let me hop on right now. Oh, okay. I just started a profile. Oh, just happen to have one sitting there. Oh, shit. I'm getting a lot of messages. All right. Wow. All right. You're doing well. Yeah. Wow. I mean, a lot of them are from you, I have to say. Wait, Nikki, is that? I'm right here. I'm next to you. Yeah. Well, my phone kind of automatically tells me when someone new joins the app, I've swiped through them all. Okay. You are set to buy, by the way. I'm set to buy. Well, it must have been an accidental set to buy again. An accidental, in quotes. So, okay. So, you have a technique for getting people to write you back. Yeah. And set up a date. Yeah. What is the technique? Well, here's the thing, Scott, is on these apps, you might be messaging back and forth for days at a time, over days, and the girls will lose interest. So you've got to make something happen right then. Okay, well, I've always heard that, you know, people that you're messaging on these apps need to feel comfortable with you until they actually meet you in person. But you think strike while the iron is hot. Get in there. Yeah, you have to start by making them feel comfortable, and then while the iron's hot, you strike. How does one do that? Like, what are some of the things you can say? Okay, yeah, should we message one of the girls on your app, or should we? Yeah, oh, sure, yeah. I mean, I wasn't planning on messaging the girls, but I guess I could just for purposes of the show. Just for purposes of the show. Just pull it up. Here we go. Your brand new profile. Let me find one that I, no, not that one. Yeah. No, not that one. No. No. Yeah. No. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I would, like, theoretically, I would go on. Trust me, Scott. You're going to want to have someone on the line in case your wife does what mine did. Okay. Yeah. I need a backup. Wait, what did your wife do? Oh, she left me, Scott. Right. But why? I ghosted her too much. But you were married. What does that mean? Ghosted your wife? Well, I was spending almost every single weekend at the Sphere in Las Vegas. And she texted me and said, where are you? And I ghosted her. But I was working on it. Wow. You were at the Sphere? You were at the Sphere? Wow. What? Seeing like the Grateful Dead or whoever would pass through. Oh, I love Fish Fan. Even the Aronofsky movie, you would see that? Oh, I'd love to see an Aronofsky movie. I just love that place. The Sphere. The Sphere is beautiful. That's your spot. Yeah, it's my spot. Were you inside or were you just on the outside? A little bit of both. if I could use my wife's credit card I would get in more on the outside though I'm guessing yeah a little more on the outside you're cut off from the credit card now I'm cut off I'm so sorry to hear that oh thank you but you know what it's actually really beautiful to have a chance to really get my career and kick nice so was she also frustrated with you that you were working in the mail room for so long without any kind of moving up in the company she did say I should pivot but I said being an agent is my number one dream I should never be with someone who wasn't supportive of my dream. So you want to be an agent. I want to be an agent. That's why I'm in the CAA mailroom. Yeah. I mean, you know, boobs. Huh? Yes? That's you. Yeah. I mean, are you happy with your, I don't want to call him your indentured servant, but the guy that you- He's not my indentured servant. The guy that you forced to work for you. He's my roommate that I control where he goes and what he does. Yeah, but I mean- And he's playing me like a fool, by the way. Works exclusively for you. I would say not at all. he's writing these books without my permission and making a pretty good penny off of him. Yeah. Are you dictating these books? Like I noticed the latest boobs rinse book. It says dictated, not read. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't, I'm not willingly dictating them. If that's what you mean. Am I telling him my adventures while he types them out? Yes. Okay. All right. But are you, do you want someone else on the team here? I mean, when Terry porch is here to join them, wants to be an agent, doesn't have any clients yet. I have no interest in this part of my career. You know what? Fine. If you want to be on my team to represent me, I don't care. You may represent me. I can represent you? Sure, here, you can negotiate this quote-unquote Abbott Elementary deal, whatever that is. You're going to have to move in there, though. Move into... That would be great. That's a huge... But the rent control is insane. Oh, right. But you... Do you cover all the rent? I cover the rent. Oh, my God. I just walked into a beautiful situation. This is the joy of being single, Scott. This would never happen if I was with my wife. I guess... Well, if you were with your wife, you'd have a home and you'd be with your wife. Don't think about it. Don't think about it too hard. Instead of living with two other dudes. I'd have a beautiful home with my beautiful wife. But guess what? This is life. I'm going loco. I'm going on dates every single day. Have you ever taken anyone to the sphere? I tried to take my wife when my buddy who owns a ketamine clinic was busy. Yeah. You normally go with your buddy who owns a ketamine clinic? I love that guy. Yeah. I bet you do. Wait, so he was busy doing what? When he says, I actually don't think I can go to the sphere again. It's getting ridiculous. I ask my wife if she wants to go. Okay, now your ex-wife. Yeah, my ex-wife. Does she ever go with you now? No, she's pretty much over me. Yeah, she likes square buildings, I bet, or rectangles. Square hamburgers. She likes square hamburgers in square buildings. Oh, yeah. You know, Boobs over here, he used to work at Wendy's. I can make you a square hamburger. No problem. Easy. You remember how to do it? It was 26 years. Not to be cocky, I'm pretty sure I could do it. You got godlike powers like that. It makes you feel like a god, that's for sure. That'd be awesome, I'm starving. Yeah, come on over. Me and Bennett are having a Wonder Man binge tonight. We're going to watch all Wonder Man and make some square burgers. Unfortunately, I got a couple dates lined up. A couple dates tonight? A couple dates. How do you get these dates? Do you plan on them exiting? Do you go, well, in 20 minutes, they're probably going to be gone. I'll get a new one coming in. That's the thing. If you put too much pressure on just having one date a night, you might fumble. Right. You might be a little weird. Is there overlap ever where the dates see each other and go, what are you doing, Terry? They go, I don't recommend it. that's what they say when they pass by but yeah oh really oh wow so you have a couple tonight I have a couple tonight you going to the bean I'm going to the yeah I'm going to Barney's bean cool cool and then the sphere and then the sphere yeah I'm gonna fly out to the sphere yeah bean to the sphere and back to the man are you gonna go inside or outside the sphere tonight today outside yeah uh huh yeah but sometimes they do a nice little like they show Las Vegas on it it's incredible yeah sometimes do they show the Super Bowl on it sometimes oh sometimes yeah Yeah, like once a year? During the Super Bowl season, Scott. Yeah, during the Super Bowl season, right? This is why I was so excited to talk to you, two beautiful, great minds. Yeah. So do you have, it doesn't sound like you have any tips because the tips you've given are try to get someone to message you. Yeah, ask your wife to hang out with you if the ketamine guy is busy. Well, no, I got some amazing tips, Scott. Here's the thing. You have to start by making them feel comfortable. Notice something about them. Oh, okay. So this girl on your app, I see she has a dog. Yeah, she does have a dog, yeah. text her right now say I love doggos okay let's see what you say okay yeah say it I love doggos don't let it spell check sent alright now send off a couple fire off a couple other messages so you don't put too much pressure on one conversation oh to other people or I love doggos perfect okay oh they don't have a dog does that seem weird no no you're sharing about yourself oh I love doggos okay maybe I'll just stick with I love doggos ever I love doggos I love doggos kind of sounds like you're saying I love tacos I love tacos that's very true I love tacos What about I love boobs? Yeah. I love boobs. My friends. In parentheses. Too late. Oh, I put my friends. Too late. I like boobs on my friends. That's good. You think of boobs as your friends. Oh, wait. That's the only one who's written back to me. Whoa. Oh, my God. Wait. This girl seems chill. Okay. All right. So that's phase two. What happens? Let me ask. Are you chill? Yeah. Perfect. Okay. Does it make this sound, by the way, or am I just doing that? You're just doing that. It's coming out of your phone. No, it's coming out of your phone. I think both of you do that. You're not making it. Oh, okay, good. It seems like you have some kind of, it's coming out of your phone, but it's your voice. Okay, she says, I am chill. Oh, this is going crazy. And I have boobs That chill Oh my God I down bad for this girl Tell her you down bad for her Okay I down bad for you Say oh fuck I gotta see you in person Oh fuck I gotta see you in person Oh fuck I know an amazing wine bar Oh fuck, I know an amazing wine bar. All right. Now, now, now send off, fire up a couple other messages so you don't put too much pressure on this conversation. Okay, I'll tell other people. Yeah. Do you like tacos? Do you like tacos? Do you like tacos? Perfect. I think, Scott, some of those you've already said, do you like, oh, Okay, yeah. Okay, she got back to me. Okay. Okay, she says, do you know the place Barney's Beanery? Oh my God. That's a great wine bar. This chick sounds fucking down as hell. This chick is fucking cool, man. Wait, dude, fuck. I'm kind of fucking down bad for this girl, dude. If it doesn't work out between you guys, do you mind if I ask her out? You know, what am I doing? I'm married. No, trust me. You gotta have something on the line, man. Scott, you're getting too close to the sun. You know, I'm just gonna say- Back off. Hey, I got a friend here named Terry. I don't know that you're right for me, but he's super chill, and you're super chill and I just think that you guys would be right for each other. That's lovely. Oh my God. That's lovely. I thought, Terry, you're beet red. You're so excited. Oh, we got another blush. Oh my God. She wrote back. She wrote back. I wouldn't recommend it. What? What's your name? Oh, it's Syl. Syl? Yeah. Short for Sylvia, I guess. It's actually short for syphilis. Yeah, I went out with this girl. Yeah, she was awesome. She was awesome. Yeah, we're still putting the second date on the books. Okay. That's my other piece of advice is don't leave a date without the second date on the books. On the books already. Yeah, don't do it. But the books can be changed. The books can be changed, but you want to have that date on the books. You've had a lot of thought about where the second date would be. Where would it be? Well, that depends. Where was our first date? Barney's Wine Bar. Then the second date's going to be at the Gelson's Wine Bar. That's right. Okay, what if it's at the first bar's Gelson's Wine Bar? Then your second date's going to be in Barney's Beanery. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Have you ever thought about a third? The L.A. Zoo. I have a membership. I can get one person in for free. Oh, that's a good date, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's not bad. What's your favorite animal? I don't know. The chimpanzees. Chimpanzees. It's really a study in humanity. All right. All right, Terry. It really is. You look at those guys and you say, whoa, I'm learning so much about human behavior. You can just look at humans. Yeah, you could. But people tend to get angry at you. This is the real study in humanity. Yeah. looking at humans that's what I always say you sound so excited all the time you have such enthusiasm and yet when you talk about your wife you sound like a little kind of blase or bored like what was your wife missing that you couldn't get that aw fuck energy for well she kept getting mad at me for ghosting her to be honest with you though I loved her a lot and I used to be a lot sadder but now I'm having a positive attitude so you were really sad when she left I was a little bit sad and now you're turning around just like you're just playing the hand you're dealt. I'm playing the, I'm going on tons of dates. I'm meeting tons of beautiful people. And so you're really happy. I'm really, I'm having a positive attitude. And you are very handsome. Thank you so much. You have that going for you. You have that going for you. Have you ever thought about like showing up to the dates and saying you have laryngitis? Yeah, no, I was just about to say that. And then just like, I think you'd have a little more luck. Like, you know, and then second date you go like, hey. You ever think about smoking? This is, this. Oh, smoking? Yeah. You think that would maybe level out my voice? Smoke a lot. Yeah. Or like, you know, putting a clothespin on your nose. Trying some reverse. Putting a clothespin. Let me try that. I don't know if the clothespin is going to take one off. Oh my God. It's going to be good. It's me, Gary. Oh, I think it's working. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off. Whoa. I'm down bad for that clothespin. Yeah. You were into it? I was into it. My voice is my superpower. I think it would grow on people if they gave me a chance. It just sounds like you're going to ejaculate every time you talk. I pretty much am. I haven't had sex in a while because I'm sick of girls just using me for my body. Yeah, I get you. That makes sense. Yeah. Do you have sex on these dates, by the way? I used to. Sometimes. On the Barney's Beanery? On the Barney's Beanery, yeah. On the Barney's Beanery, yeah. On the Barney's Beanery? On the Barney's Beanery. Like on the roof? On the roof of the Barney's Beanery. God, it's hard not to fall off. That's a hot spot. It's slanted. That's a hot spot. This is a very local show. Everybody knows about the sex on the top of the Barney's Beanery. Put Barney's Beanery see the pictures. I gotta say it's pretty hot if somebody goes on a first date and hinge at Barney's Beanery and they have sex on the roof. That's a story. You could do worse. That is a story. You get sick of it though. Oh god. Wow. You get sick of it? Yeah. Oh my god. I wouldn't mind another long. So you're having sex on all these dates but you're just like not getting a second date. I'm not getting a second date. Yeah and I mean it's awesome. I'm eating a ton of beautiful talented people but yeah sometimes I am like I would like a long term relationship. So you want love. I want love. How long were you married to your wife? 15 years. 15 years. Wow. Yeah, since you were 34. Since I was 34. And you'd been working in the mailroom for 11 years at that point. Yeah, my career was really taking off. You're new. You're new. And where did you meet her? Where did I meet her? Yeah. I met her just, I was a meet cute actually. It was a meet cute. Yeah, let's hear it. Like a, what does that mean? I mean, I know it in the romantic comedy terms of like, you met on the street and it was like you bumped into each other or something like that. Yeah, we bumped into each other i kept saying sorry uh i said wait freak you're cute wait freak you're cute i said you're you look like the kind of woman i could be down bad for okay and this worked on her this worked on her she was so into it she loved me and your voice was the same back then or yeah did you have anything happened here or yeah you know how bob dylan you listen to early bob dylan he's got an annoying voice sort of like you and then like something you had a motorcycle accident or something like that got better totally different so much better i so i actually know that whole story and i was like fuck if i my voice used to sound a little bit better than this so i had a motorcycle accident fuck it got worse oh it got worse wait when did you have the motorcycle accident around the same time that your wife divorced you yeah okay i see what's oh that's really sad yeah hey um listen i i don't normally do this but i just got an email from the pit they want me to do like a four or five. Oh, that's a hit show. You should do it. That's in real time. I really is. I've never seen it. Let me handle it. In real time. So that makes it a more appealing. Sounds cool. I rapped about it. Yeah. Okay. So I don't know if you want to handle this negotiation. You should. My email. I'm not. I might. I won't not do any negotiating or auditioning. Yeah. I know. But if they're willing to cast me, you can negotiate the deal. Yeah. Do you want to negotiate this deal? Yeah. Let me start this off. Hey, this is this is Terry. Yeah. Say out loud what you're typing. Say out loud. Well, I only voice to text. I never text. I only do voice to text. Okay. Yeah. This is Terry. Hey, I'm the new agent here. My client. For boobs. For boobs. Thank you. And my client. All of this is being typed, by the way. For boobs, thank you. All of this is in the email. Do you like tacos? Wait, how is that going to help the negotiation? Terry. You got to make them feel comfortable. Wait, they've answered. They've answered. Yes, I like tacos. All right. we're in business okay great hey do you like boobs do you like boobs what do they say I haven't gotten anything back okay well we'll find out we'll find out the suspense is killing me that was really suspenseful wow tell you what tell you what that's how all deals in LA are by the way over tacos we are running out of time here maybe they'll write you back on the other side of our final feature on the show we only have time for this final feature and that of course is a little something called plugs. Oh. Fuck off, Levi! P-L-U-G Q-L-U-G Q-L-U-G Q-L-U-G Q-L-U-G Please and thank you. all right that was spell it don't smell it by levi and his loose lips thank you to levi and his loose lips if you have a plugs theme head over to cbbworld.com slash plugs you can upload it there we also have everything you need for the remixes for the closing up the plug bag we have the stems all over there so uh and that was a great one thank you to levi and his loose lips good all right uh and look professional musicians silver sun pickups say that's great how do you guys feel as non-professional musicians wait a minute i'm looking at your imdb you also have a very large section in the music i yes i've guessed it in a couple of musical ensemble you've scored 20 movies yeah scoring is a pretty glamorous way to put to describe it yeah i mean i orchestrated music on a computer that went along with the story you wrote the laverne and shirley theme song that's a good one and you would have been a child yeah yeah i riffed it off on the piano i love boogie woogie piano and quick rhymes when i was a kid and the word shmeel yeah yeah so yeah I did that. Oh, wow. Okay. You were young. It's not a passionate mind. You were pretty little when you wrote that. Yeah, I was pretty little. Yeah, I was like probably six or seven. And you're also, you're editing the Boobs Rinse movie. Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm, yeah. I didn't really know that was a professional credit. I'm arranging the footage and syncing it up. Like a regular- No, that's editing. Yeah, you're arranging the scenes in order. Doesn't seem that hard to me. Doesn't seem that hard to me. I mean, it's a skill. I'm just following the script. You give Oscars for that. There are titles for things. Yeah. None of these things matter to me. I am a private investigator. You're ACE, which is the editor's union. Yes, I'm in the editor's union. It must be hard to get your PI work going with so much successful other work. It's a breeze. I'm a great PI and I do it all the time. By the way, I looked up the ACE website. You're the president of the union. Right, just for this term. That's not something I do normally. That's what every president is the president for. Well, that's not something I do normally. Their term. They couldn't find anybody to do it, so I'm president of the ACE just for this term. It's incredible. Doing them a favor. Silver Sun Pickups, what do you guys want to plug? Obviously, the new album is Tenter Hooks. Yeah, well, why don't you just plug for us? Can people hear the part in the song where suddenly you had to stop abruptly and get your ear fixed? It's... We had it in there for a minute. Just shuts down for like three days. Well, like the story itself. We were like, this thing's gonna kill. And we're gonna like hit this thing. I mean, it was the most expensive. It's the only time we actually recorded in a huge studio, this part. It just didn't work. Don't be afraid to edit, right guys? it's a great record check it out and can people buy it from you personally from your website and stuff like that you can only get it from us personally you gotta meet us somewhere in Los Feliz yeah Los Feliz love it you know or Barney's Banery or all the local LA places consider me a customer Gilson's Wine Bar yeah you can buy it you can stream it but if you stream it make good streaming choices and then you're also on tour right now and you got merch and you can buy the record there and all sorts of stuff yeah you know like a regular band look at what a band does we have a website And us. And are you looking... You look at our MySpace page. Are you looking at the next record? Are you thinking about that one yet? I am not. You're not. You're just like basking in the glow of this one. I am still... Well, once you do one infection. Yeah. So I got to think about how am I going to top that? What else is going to get infected? What am I going to infect next? Maybe some gangrene on your leg or something like that? So you got to wait around a little bit and see what's topical. And then you got to get in there. I did a concert with Billie Eilish a couple months ago. Yeah. Talk to her about maybe covering one of your songs. I saw you there. That was you, yeah. You are a great dancer. I wouldn't say so. I think you're pretty good. I wouldn't call what I'm doing dancing. I'm looking it up. You did all the choreography, too. I wouldn't call it that. I decided what the dancer should do and when they should do it. That's what that term means. Is that really? Yeah. It's an overly pretentious term for a very simple job. You are a humble, humble man. Humble guy. Not at all. I'm the best private investigator who's ever existed. Terry Porce, what do you want to plug? Anything that you have on the horizon? Yeah, I'm down bad for these two girls who have an improv podcast. They're a little young for you. I know the ones that you're talking about. I'm down bad for them. Age is just a number, and dating's a numbers game. Give me a chance. A lot of numbers there, and they're not lining up. The math ain't mathin', as the kids say. Who are the women? The kids who are now 30. Six, seven. Okay, that's funny. That is funny. So what is this podcast? I know what you're talking about. Oh, yeah, you're down bad for these? I happen to be down bad for these girls. It's Anna and Isabella do improv. Right, yes. And where can people listen to this? Just anywhere podcasts are? Yeah, Spotify and the podcast. And is it ANNA or ANA? I can't remember. ANNA. ANNA. Yeah, don't make the mistake that other people make. Yeah. And that's every week? That's every single week. Every single week. Wow. So during your term. Yeah, it's the highlight of my week. And Boobs Rinse, what do you plug in here? I'm going to plug a podcast that I'm a fan of called Screw It. We're just going to talk about the Beatles. That is a podcast I am a fan of. You're not going to believe this, but a bunch of middle-aged folks talk about how good the Beatles were every month. Only monthly. Only monthly. That's the mistake most podcasts make. Too much. Too much. Do you listen to that podcast when you're staking out? Yeah, it passes the time. It passes the time very well. Passes what? An hour and a half every month? My stakeouts are quick. They're quick and I consolidate them. Well, you're busy. Yeah. I mean, you are. Yeah. Like, what do you listen to when you're on set? Who cares? I'm there so little of the time. It doesn't matter. You're usually working on choreography. I'm barely any time on set. 20 or 21 days a month, I'm on set and that's it. Yeah. Yeah. This Beatles podcast, they just did an extremely deep dive on the new anthology disc that came out. So if you want four hours of discussion. That's a new anthology disc that came out? Yeah. There's a new disc of alternate takes and unreleased things. Yeah. So screw it. We're just going to talk about the Beatles. You were nominated for an Oscar for writing Green Book? Yeah, I wrote Green Book. I fight a derivative and pandering. That's the first thing I'm not happy with. I don't like it either. Hey, I was like, this is pandering to a vision of America that does not exist. Yeah, white savior. Racism is over. It says here it was based on your life? Based on my life. I befriended a musician. Look, it doesn't matter. In real life, it was great. And I didn't want them to do that movie. Right. The blind side's also based on my life. It doesn't matter. Look, I'm not happy with these things. I don't like these things. You just have a lot of friends out there who have interesting stories. I'm sorry. This is just, yeah. You like to write about them. Yeah, what can I say? I'm glad you don't like it because I just fumbled you the sequel. You did? Yeah, sorry. Oh, that's all right. I don't care about that part of my career. Good. All right. Well, I want to plug, hey, head over to CBBworld.com. We have the complete archive of this show as well as every live episode we've ever done. We also have other shows like College Town, Heinz, I'm Prov to Meet You, Hey Randy, where Randy Snuts hosts a show. We also have Scott Hasn't Seen, where I watch movies that I haven't seen before. So many shows over there. So much going on. Also, we have new action figures, Reggie and Forval action figures, available now. They're cool. Yeah, they're very cool by FC Toys. And we have, not only do we have Reggie and Forval. Forval comes with two little tiny knives. We also have Italiano Jones, Entree P. Neuer, Randy Snutz, Carissa, Big Sue, Sprague the Whisperer, and Scott Aukerman figures. All available. More are coming very soon. head over to figurecollections.com with free shipping with a US address or in Europe with cheaper import fees at actionfigureseller.com seller like what was in ping pong pizza. All right, here we go. Let's close up the old plug bag. Lose in the bag and let it open wide. I'm just open in the bag. You got no place to hide. Put things in it cause it's so open fast. And if you don't want that kiss, we chat ass. And if you don't want that kiss, we chat ass. And if you don't want that kiss, we chat ass. That's how we open the bag and everybody sing. Open the bag with a ring on me. And if you don't want that kiss, we chat ass. Just playing another song. Want that kiss, sweet Chad's ass. All right. That was Plug Bags in Bed by BurnSweet. Amazing. Thank you to BurnSweet. And speaking of thank you, I want to thank our guests today, Silver Sun Pickups. Thanks for having us. Brian, Nikki, thanks so much for entering the Three Timers Club. I'm excited to be in the fourth. Maybe we'll make it the fourth. We've got to write that new album. I'm glad to meet our new friends here. Hopefully we stay in touch. Yeah, and our new friends here, Terry, so great to meet you. So great to meet you. I'm just going to, you know, I've gotten so many offers for dates since we've been talking. I'm just going to try to send them over to you. Your phone has gone crazy. That'd be awesome. Yeah. Unfortunately, most of them I've tried to pass off to you have said they've already been on one date with you. That's my time, Scott. All right. Well, maybe you'll get a second date. And if you do get a second date, we'll pay for it. Oh. Yeah. That's actually a huge relief. Yeah. And hey, boobs rinse. What's going on? What are we going to do here? Hey, I love it. Great to be here. anybody needs any private investigating come on by little doms let me know yeah that's the least thing i want you to do that's what i'm good at by the way good luck at the uh uh the nba finals this year yeah that's right you own one of the teams i own both of the teams he plays on one of the teams yeah i thought you were a player as well i thought you were injured i am injured that's why you won't see me on the court you're on the reserve list okay yeah but you own uh both of the teams both of the teams that are going to be through different like shadow organizations but i am ultimately the guy who pulls the purse. Congrats, man. I don't care about that at all. You're an interesting guy and quite honestly... Don't like basketball. Quite honestly, you are not a private investigator. You haven't talked about a single case that you've ever investigated. Nothing private investigating about you. But you're a very interesting guy. Please feel free to come back. All right, I'll be here tomorrow. I don't know if I'm doing one, but we'll look into it. I mean, do anything. Win the Oscar. I'll definitely have you back. Good luck on the Oscars and good luck on the pit. I won't talk about any of those things. How's the negotiation with the pit, by the way? Is she written back or? I'm blocked. I'm unmatched. You're blocked. Okay. Oh, no. I don't know that you're going to be able to. The pit blocked me. I've been blocked by the pit. The pit's on Hinge? I don't know that you're going to be able to be the agent here. You moved the negotiation to Hinge? Yeah. I said, come meet me where I'm more comfortable. Okay. I'm on my territory. I don't care about this, so it doesn't matter to me, but I do think that was a foolish move. Okay. Silver Sun Pickups, you've picked up your guitars. You're about ready to play your final song Alright, take it away guys One, two, three, four We live a separate life We serve it all the time We play another round Keep our hands down Ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah We are simply We hear a simple rhyme A holler, take a climb A sacred on ourselves We carry around Scratch the latest bite Before we car arise, the use keeps spilling out, the cold ground. So we try to fake it Grab hold until we make it Hold your breath and take it I'll be long gone before we break it We're walking separate lives We're severed all the tides And when no one's around We fall down So we try to fake it Grab hold until we make it Hold your breath and take it I'll be long gone before we break it Keep trying to think it Grab hold until we make it Hold your breath and take it I'll be long gone before we break it Thank you. Beautiful. All right. We'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye.