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At one point I said, are your clients worried about security? And he said, yes. He goes, in fact, the other day I went to go to a house and they wouldn't even let me in because that's how secure it was. And I went, they wouldn't let you in? And he goes, no, well, they let me in. I was like, oh, so you just, you lied. You just, you made that up. And he laughed because yeah. And that's what, that's what a good real estate agent does. A good real estate agent is a liar. Sorry. You want them lying for you, but that's what they do. And I respect that. I respect the profession always have. And they came on the show. Now we did a show where it was like a theatrical kind of Broadway show. If you were on math, you know, we interviewed a food delivery robot. We had a choir of people that came out dressed as unhoused people and sang landslide. We had, you know, we had like a woman come out who pretended to lose her house in the Palisades fire. We had fun and we went to do more things like that because they're fun. And I, my costume designer in LA, she's one of the most talented people. You know, there, there is a lot of talent here. Not so much on the screen, but behind the scenes, there's a lot of talent. Like there's still really creative people who love what they do. And that, and this woman is one of them. And she, and she, she, she did this photo shoot. I didn't even know what was happening. They did these professional photos of me dressed up and like this John Wayne, Gacy kind of drag Joker costume that she made. And it was, it was unbelievable. And she brought in all these, you know, really high level gay makeup artists and photographers or whether, whether you're on math, who cares? It doesn't matter. They're working. It's a work drug. And they were blasting music. And I felt very cool. We did it. It was a whole photo shoot. It was very fun. And they do very high level people. I didn't even know it was happening, but it was exciting and fun. And they were, they're the funniest people I met with the, with the makeup math people. They're like fun. And then everyone else, you know, the Netflix festival, you just, you see a lot of comics you haven't seen in a while, which is fun, but then you're just inundated with, you know, the business, the industry. It's gross. It's gross. It's desperate. It's sad. It's gross. It's grotesque. Truly. And it's a lot of this. It's a lot of, hey, hey, hey. It's a lot of that. And, but it was a fun thing to do. It was a fun thing to do. Was, you know, was Netflix thrilled with everything I said on the stage? We don't know. We don't know. I'm sure, I'm sure everyone takes it, everyone takes criticism and stride. Even Netflix. I, I've had a relationship with Netflix, but Netflix, like everyone, like myself, has good and bad in them, right? It's complex. It's not just amazing and great in that. Say it. We must be introspective and look inside. So I imagine that was the message delivered. I delivered in a fun kind of theatrical way. I don't think there's any problem there, but it was a fun thing. We'll do more things like that, I think, because it was fun to do something strange and weird. And it had a lot of moving parts and different components and, and the, you know, the selling sunset cast, I don't think they knew what was going on. And one of them, I asked, you grew up in the UK and she said, yes, I did. I grew up in Paris. They don't know. I don't know what they really know what's happening. Brie, I liked a lot and she's one of the OGs and she's still on the show and she laughed at every joke and she's Nick Cannon's ex or current. I don't know, whatever. It's not my business, but she was great. And, but there's a lot of the women there. You would try to just, you know, they wouldn't really answer a lot of the question. I asked one woman, I said, do you know any poor people? And she said, no. And I said, that's okay. That's okay because everyone judges her for that in society, that she doesn't know any poor people. But she probably doesn't like them. And that's her choice. It's hard to meet poor people if you're rich and no one talks about that, by the way. It's true. It's hard to meet poor people if you're rich. You got to go out of your way to meet a really poor person if you're rich. Like, I mean, if you're rich, rich, not if you like made money in comedy after being a bum forever, like I did, then a lot of people, you know, don't have any money. It doesn't matter. But if you're someone that, you know, works in real estate and you're hot and you're whatever, and you do, you can't just meet a poor person. That's not the way it works. And then if you meet a poor person, it's weird to bring the poor person around as a rich, hot real estate agent. Who sells houses or whatever. They don't know if they actually sell houses either. But it doesn't matter. Does anything matter? I think I said to them, I'm like, you guys don't really sell house. I mean, they didn't even defend. They didn't, they didn't even go, no, we sell houses. I don't think it matters. I don't think it matters if the audience knows they don't sell the houses. I don't think people watch the show because they sell houses. And the audience was so vicious to these people when they would talk, the audience would go, shut the fuck up. People from the mezzanine, the balcony would scream at them, shut the fuck up. Because people now, you know, it's that show got debuted in 2019. It was just pre pandemic. That show was from a time when people believed that they could own a house. They never believed that they could own some crazy modern mansion in the Hollywood Hills, but they said, I could get a little house, a cabin somewhere. I'm in the game. And when you're in the game, you, you can, you know, there's the escapism of watching a real estate show where these women pretend to sell these high end properties because you can, you can enjoy it. It's silly and this drama, they fight with each other, whatever. But you go, well, I own a house and I'm watching other people sell nicer houses, but I'm, or I could dream of owning a house. It's realistic that I own a house. But now that owning a house has become incredibly tough. I think that era of entertainment, that era of voyeurism is actually going to decline. I don't think people are going to have an appetite anymore to watch shows where like attractive and by the way, I could be wrong. It's my prediction. I don't think people are going to have an appetite to watch shows where hot women walk around mansions and pretend to sell them. I think eventually people are going to go, we've had enough of this shit. This is a relic from another era. We can't, we can't even imagine owning something and we're pissed about it and rightfully so. And we're not going to watch these bitches, you know, walk around heels on a marble floor. It takes on a new meaning when people are fucked. You know, so I think, but I do appreciate them coming on and they were lovely people backstage. They were very nice. They didn't answer the questions. That's fine. Doesn't matter. They tried. At one point I said, just name an area of Los Angeles that you like. Can you do that? Just name, you don't even have to like it. Just name an area of Los Angeles and let's discuss that. And we'll release clips of this, but it was difficult for them and, but it was still nice that they came. And, you know, a lot of things are changing. I read this article in the New York Times. You can grab this, that Metta, which is this mega company owned by Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook, Instagram, you know, they dumped 80 billion, I think, into this metaverse idea. I think it was billion. That sounds high. It might have been million, but it is a, it's on drudge. It's in the times. It might have been 80 billion. There was a time during the NFT craze where people would come up to me and say, you have to be the first comedian in the metaverse. And I said, what do you mean by that? They said, well, pretty soon we're just going to live in a virtual world completely. And instead of performing for 300 people or 3000 people or whatever, you're going to perform for 50,000 people or a hundred thousand people or a million people in the metaverse because the metaverse is going to be the digital world we all inhabit. You'll have these glasses and you're not going to go meet your friends at a restaurant. You're going to meet them in the metaverse and people are going to watch comedy in this digital world. And now of course it sucked. Everything we saw, it came out of the metaverse. You'd have an avatar and you'd be this avatar. Get something up about the metaverse where we can kind of look at it like the concept, the proof of concept for it. It was like, you know, this strange thing where you'd have an avatar and you'd live in this completely digitized digital world. And people really believe that that was like going to happen. That it was like on the cusp of happening. But again, this was the height of the NFT craze, the mania. This is when people in Miami are showing you their phone and going, look, I just paid $10,000 for this. It was a squiggly line that I just paid $10,000 for this squiggly line. I knew people who flipped NFTs, meaning they bought them and then sold them for more money and they made like $2 million. And these were inherently worthless pieces of shit. Many of them, you know, it is non-fungible tokens on the blockchain and da, da, da, da, da. It's a way to show ownership. I own this. It's mine. I can prove that I own it. And a lot of these things were, some of them were artistic. Some of them were cool. A lot of them weren't. So the metaverse was an outgrowth of this idea is that, well, you know, we're all eventually just we're all eventually just going to inhabit this reality. And we're going to inhabit this reality because there's a pandemic and the world is gross and it's dangerous. There's riots and there's crime, but not in the metaverse. In the metaverse, it's all good. So let's watch a little bit of this thing here. But again, the metaverse was doomed. And maybe in 10 years or sooner, we're all living in the metaverse, but, but it never caught on. It just never happened. But here's a little something on that. Imagine you put on your glasses or headset and you're instantly in your home space. It has parts of your physical home recreated virtually. It has things that are only possible virtually. And it has an incredibly by the way, just stop it for a minute. This freak, this freak is so he disturbs me on such a guttural level. And he makes my skin crawl and no offense. You know me, I don't try to be offensive on the, on the trail. He, there's something about him. Bezos, at least I kind of get because he's a real psychopath. He's on a big yacht. Him and his wife bought the Met Gala, which a bunch of my comedian friends had tweet, you know, all day about how, you know, white men suck seem to throw those morals away when it's time to go to the Met Gala that's now owned by a true lunatic, Jeff Bezos, who's on a super yacht. He's like genuine Bond super villain. But there's something about Bezos. I kind of, I don't know if I would say I like it, but there's something honest about Bezos. She's like, I'm on a super yacht. I got this, my wife, we have a big wedding in Italy. We invite every famous person we know. We are, you know, Bezos seems like a guy. There's some, maybe some insecurity there or whatever it is. He desperately wants to prove to you that he's the coolest person that's ever lived. And you know, is that, uh, is that disgusting? Sure. But you know what it is. And I think now truly in life, it's not about whether you agree or disagree with someone. I was thinking about this the other day, and it's not about whether you think they're good or bad. Do you know what they are? I think this is becoming the real question and the real concern and the real way to evaluate people. Forget good or bad, forget the morality, forget just for a minute. And just, do you know what they are? Do you get where they're coming from? Are they reliably consistent? Whatever. And a guy like Jeff Bezos, I think you kind of understand this guy feels like someone who's really trying to be a human being. He's doing his best. He's occasionally succeeding. But it just, something is deeply unsettling. But let's continue here. Mark Zuckerberg, friend of the show. Incredibly inspiring view of whatever you find most beautiful. Hey, are you coming? Yeah, she's got to find something to wear. All right, perfect. Oh, hey, Mark. Hey, what's going on? Hi. What's up, Mark? Whoa, we're floating in space? Uh-huh. Who made this place? That's awesome. Right. Okay, so, all right, kill this. Just to give you a refresher course of what the metaverse was. Now, find this article here where it is, um, his New York Times article about Facebook dying, meta dying, which is owns Facebook. It's on Trudge. And, you know, I read this article today and they make the point that nothing on the internet dies overnight. Even Yahoo and AOL and things like that. They still function. They still have people that use them. You know, Facebook, I don't know anyone on Facebook. We can sell a lot of tickets on Facebook. We post probably content from the show on Facebook. Facebook's now settling lawsuits with people because it's now proven that Meta's algorithm has, you know, driven people, I think, to kill themselves and stuff. I think that's what's going on. Like that the algorithm has focused on, on negativity and it has incentivized and encouraged the type of behavior that has led people to have serious psychological conditions. So, Meta, Meta, there's settling some what, like we all know someone who's gone insane on social media. We all know that. You all have an we've all existed in this world long enough to know someone who, who has genuinely become a schizophrenic on social media. We know that person. We know someone who at one time was fun and who is now a schizophrenic. And that's sad. And I don't know what can be done about it, but we know that, that has, that exists. So what I was talking about before, in March, the company, Meta, alongside YouTube, lost a bellwether lawsuit alleging that its addictive design choices triggered anxiety, depression and body image issues in a teenager. Waiting in the wings are over 100,000 similar cases seeking claims in the tens of billions of dollars. Also, you know, people, people have talked about foreign influence campaigns using Meta, misinformation campaigns, using these sites or whatever. So this article in the Times is basically saying that although Meta is still doing very well in the sense that they've made a lot of money, there's a few key markers that show that the company itself is beginning to decline and that, that could be irreversible and that, that era of the internet might be ending and it will take a while. And one wonders what comes next, but there's a quote here, there's a grim satisfaction in watching this organization hoist with its own patard. This is the company that profited from trafficking, trafficking lies, it tunes its algorithms to boost hatred and division that stole our data and used it against us that created the culture of toxic mean, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. So this is in the New York Times. And what they're saying here is they go, well, if, if Facebook dies, maybe things get better. And the New York Times, like it could be a heartening turn in our national conversation. And they said, TikTok, traffic's more in inspirational content. I don't know what algorithm on TikTok they're on, by the way, they go, TikTok's traffic's in more inspirational content. I don't know where they're at. They go, prom videos are currently trending. Okay. But what's interesting about this, to me, like kind of reading this article is imagining what comes next, because there is, there was that, and it seems to be like, are young people fighting about politics on the internet? It doesn't seem to be that they are in the way that older people are. That feels to me like something that as a younger friend of mine who helped out with the show recently said old heads do. It doesn't feel like that's a, like the people I know who have the most active social media presence are older. And that seems odd. It seems like it should be the other way around. That younger people should be the ones on social media using it for whatever reasons to make change or whatever. But it seems to be like older people that are bored and all they care about is this, and this is now where they live. Like that is their metaverse. Like he has created that. They don't need the goggles. They're already there. They're already there, Mark. You did it. You kind of did it. My aunt's already there. She's locked in. I don't know that she needs to be in a digital world. You've already created this space where people are able to basically just fight about things that don't really affect them for the rest of their lives until their bodies are riddled with cancer and they die. That's how old people live now. Old people, however you want to talk about our country, a lot of people that aren't from America are like, it's, you know, they visit here and they go, it's an abomination what you do to your old people. You stick them in homes. You kicked them out of the house. You know, they would never do that in Japan. They go, we all live together. We respect our elders. They die in their beds. We ship them to nursing homes. There's fight clubs. People pee on them or whatnot. It's bad. But whatever you think about that, old people now, the last years of their life, meaning where they still have, before they're completely bedridden and they're going out, Mark Zuckerberg has stolen the last 10 years of your mother's life before she got to mention Alzheimer's. Mark Zuckerberg has stolen that. The last 10 years of grandma's life, where's grandma? She's on Facebook. She's drunk and she's fighting with someone she's never met. And that's how people get old now. They get old on the internet and they spend their golden years, the last years on this planet where they still have moving legs and they can still walk. They spend it shut in their home on Facebook talking about Iran. 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I don't know where they're getting to it, but then maybe they're talking about people in India who just got it. I don't know. It's yeah, whatever. This is old people are on Facebook. The last years of their life, Mark Zuckerberg has stolen and he's radicalizing them and they can't do anything about it. Their bodies are failing. Their minds are failing. They're trapped in this prison. This hell. They should be seeing their grandchildren. They should be drinking wine. They should be on a boat. But what they're what they're really doing is spending their life. The last bits of it, the last things that really matter. They're spending it in this hell created by this humanoid freak. That's how their truth has been. So this company meta starting to decline. I don't shed a tear for this. I don't shed a tear for this. Now I'm on Instagram. I like Instagram. I'm on social media. It's part of my job. I get it. I'm not, uh, you know, one of these people who claims moral superiority to any of this, but I just look around and notice things and I look at the people on Facebook. I go, these people are unwell. They're older. They don't get, they don't know what AI is. They don't know if something's real or fake. They don't know what it, they're arguing about, you know, there's clearly an AI video of a crocodile eating someone and they're like, that's why you never, you got to respect animals, the power of an animal. And it's just, I, I, they don't know their lives have been stolen from them. It's sad. It's actually sad. They don't understand what happened. They don't get it. Nothing like this has ever happened before. By the way, they didn't watch their parents do this. This has never happened before. We're at the end of your life. There was a technology invented that made you insane. This has never happened. Large swaths of the public have gone. Functionally, they're insane. They're lost. They're gone. On every political spectrum all over the place. Doesn't matter. But this has never really happened before where a playground for your worst ideas and impulses was given to you at the end of your life when the sharpness of your mind is starting to really wear thin and you don't know what's going on. And it gives you this playground and go fuck around, have fun, see what happens, learn things. You shouldn't learn things. The learning should stop at a certain age. Now they're all learning about aliens on Facebook. I heard the government was going to come out and tell everybody there was no God. We were created by aliens. How are they going to take that? You know what I mean? That's what I heard was going to happen. I heard from multiple people. I called a couple of people. They go, yeah, I think the government is going to come out and tell everyone there's no God. We were created by aliens. All the world religions are fake. And deal with that. Do with that. What you will. Who knows? Now that didn't happen. I think the government's kind of backed off on that. They're like, well, make your own conclusion. Choose your own adventure. But supposedly that's what they were going to tell everybody. Like, by the way, it's all fake. There's no God. You were created by aliens. I really believed that's what they were going to say. And then we're just going to tell everyone to deal with it. Deal with it. And they called a bunch of pastors and they were like, Hey, by the way, you're going to have to, your congregation's going to get upset because during the morning press briefing, we're going to announce that there's no God and we're all a creation of aliens. I mean, it's like, so I mean, what are we doing to these people at the end of their lives? Could you think of a worse way to get old than the way you get old now? Is there a worse generation? Is there, is there a worse time? Yes, the boomers have all the fucking money. They own these big houses. That's all nice. But they're not, they don't have minds anymore. Their minds have disintegrated. They've melted in their heads. I mean, it's unbelievable. And now at the end of their life, while they're frothing in a Facebook rage, wandering around their house, we tell them, by the way, we don't think there's a God or anything we were created by aliens. That's the last thing they hear before they collapse on their keyboard as they're responding to their sister that they barely speak to. Well, actually the trans issue is more of an issue than you think it is. It's insane. We, we are distraught. Now you might think it's undignified to, to go to a nursing home and die there. And it is. But my mother was in one of them and died in one of them. Whatever, this is worse. What we're doing to them now is worse. They're all in big mansions on Facebook and they're insane. Their kids hate them. This is worse. Yes. Nobody wants to go to fucking shady acres or whatever the name of that fucking thing. I think this is something from this. I thought, I think maybe that was from the sopranos. Nobody wants that. Everybody goes, I don't want to go into a home. I'm completely fine. I want to live on my own. And that was the big discussion. The big discussion was like, well, where do you put old people? You put them in these homes and everybody was like, nobody wanted to go in those homes and Louis got a great new bid on his special about this by putting his dad in a place. But the way to, the way people are getting old now where they're just on the internet, they're just on the internet at whatever age, trying to figure it out and being taken advantage of and bamboozled. And it's coming from all sides in all directions and they're, they're becoming truly like psychotic. We're inducing psychosis. That's what Mark Zuckerberg's done. He's inducing psychosis into large swaths of the population, but very noticeably in older people that have now all gone insane. And I actually think, by the way, like, so there's a new study that shows more than two thirds of children under the age of two use screens some for eight hours a day. So many one year olds are now on a screen for eight hours a day. Here's why that's good. Are you ready? Here's why it's good. If we're going to live like this, we got to start them young. They got to be, listen, the people I know who got introduced to Facebook later in their lives, no longer speak to their children. They no longer speak to their families. They've had Facebook for 10 years. Their children won't bring the grandkids to the house anymore. That's what happens when you introduce technology late in life. I'm for if we're going to live like this and it seems like we are. I'm not commenting on if it's a good thing. I don't think it is, but it doesn't seem like anybody's, it has any investment in changing it. But more than two thirds of children under two use screens some for up to eight hours a day, one year old. And by the way, and I'm going to say it again, and it's not a joke. They're watching this show in very big numbers. Two two year olds under five toddlers are watching the show in in big numbers now. It is a huge demographic. Almost a third of newborns watch screens for more than three hours a day, while nearly 20% of infants aged four to 11 months watch screens for over an hour a day. So your 11 month old is going to get an hour just to get them going. And by the way, I'm for this because we need, they need, if we're going to have this, they need to understand it by the time they're four, they need to go, that's AI. Look at the watermark. It's AI. Scientists say the basis of future health and brain development is laid down in the first time from pregnancy to the age of two. So scientists are now saying that it might not be good that they're doing this. Yeah, higher screen use in babies supposedly links to poorer development. Well, there's not jobs for them when they grow up. So who cares? They only need to be literate online. Listen to me now. There are no jobs for your children. They only need to be literate online. They only need to understand the way the internet works. So I don't have a problem with a one year old spending five to eight hours a day on the screen. These include increased risk of obesity and short sightedness, sleep problems, behavioral difficulties, language delay, folks, they're going to have it anyway. They're having it all anyway. They're going to have it all anyway. Most likely your children are going to be of obese, short sighted and have language delay. It's just what it is. We're going to get ozepid form when they're kids. That's come. GLP ones for kids are coming and I'm for it. They're coming for the fatties for the kids. We're going to have them all your kids are on peptides or on GLP ones and they're on the screen and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm sorry. It's what it is. Don't shoot the messenger here. I'm telling you, yes, they're going to be fat because they're on the screens. Hit them with the needle. Oh, my kid's fact because he's on the screen. Well, it's necessary for him to be on the screen because he needs to be literate and he needs to understand the way the internet works. He needs to understand different cultures that arise on the internet. He's got to choose. She's got to choose. They have to choose what culture they want to take part in on the internet. So they're going to be obese. Probably you hit him with the GLP one. The GLP one will slim him down. The GLP one will hold the food in your infant stomach longer so that your infant is less hungry because soon they will approve GLP ones for toddler. So you're two usually here's the way it works. Your two year old eats a chicken nugget and shits it out and wants another chicken nugget. But the GLP one will hold the nugget in your two year old stomach longer and it won't shit. So now we have two things happening that are good. Shitting no longer is a thing with babies. They're not going to be shitting all the time because they're on GLP ones. They're going to be very constipated. The food is held in their stomach longer so they're less hungry. Problem number one shitting babies solve. Problem number two obese children solve this and they're going to be sitting there and they're going to be on a screen. Listen I'm pro family. I'm pro children. But here's what's going to happen. You're going to have a fat child and it's going to sit in a chair like this. It's going to be on a little cushion and you're going to put a screen in front of it and then you are going to shoot it up with a needle of GLP one. Parents said they're offering screens to their babies and toddlers to help manage the stress of daily life and coping with exhaustion. They mean their stress right? Not the baby's stress. Let me read. Let me read that again. Parents said they're offering screens to their babies and toddlers to help manage the stress of daily life and coping with it. Well here's the thing. I'm pro family. I'm pro child. I'm pro civilization. I believe the happiest people truly are the ones that you know the happiest people I've ever met are the ones with children. That doesn't mean that there are I'm happy I don't have children so I'm not saying everyone's whatever. I'm not telling you how to live. That's not the deal but I'm saying I'm I believe people should have children. I think it's good. You know most people are not going to get what they want out of their career. Truly some of them will. Most don't. And even the ones that do there's a certain emptiness to that whatever. So I am pro this but here's the other thing. It's hard. It's hard. It's hard to be a parent. It's hard to be a good parent. So I think what people are doing now is they're giving their children the screens because they they don't have the energy the time. One parent described their baby screen time as quote a survival skill in my house. A government spokesman told Sky News parents told us they want clear practical and non-judgmental advice on screen use for under fives and we were canned in hand with them because the parents don't want to be judged for it and I get it. They go I got my kids on a screen. I give my kid an iPad and I and I and I say leave me alone for a little while and and they don't want to be judged for that and I understand parents don't want to be judged for giving their one year old an iPad for eight hours. Okay they don't want to be judged for this and I think it's we should stop judging them for because here's the deal. We're heading into this digital world by the time those kids grow up that we probably will be in a fucking metaverse. So this is what you can fight all these people fight this they fight that they're they're mad that everybody's still on drugs and you know on the different pharmaceuticals they don't like this they don't like that. I'm not saying that I don't know anything about the GLP ones. I tried them I didn't like them they made me feel weird. I lost passion for life truly but that doesn't mean that other people and now I have a meal plan of a trainer. I'll do peptides I'll do other things. The GLP ones for me personally I felt that there was a I don't know I started to lose interest in more than eating it was weird and it just for me and that's not everyone's experience. So by the way go take them enjoy them I don't really care it doesn't matter to me. I am forgiving them to children I am I am forgiving GLP ones to toddlers and I am forgiving them iPads for them to watch this show and many others for for hours on end every day. That's your your kids not gonna play soccer cut it out have a realistic expectation for your child having a non-verbal child who just is on an iPad all day that you shoot up once a week with a needle so it doesn't eat is the best you're gonna do. Just a quiet child who's constipated from the GLP one they're on you also here's the thing with people giving GLP ones to their toddlers you have to remember fiber you have to remember fiber because they they have to move they you don't want their stomachs to explode with food so you have to make sure the food is moving through your two-year-old or three-year-old system while they're on the iPad for eight hours a day so you have to make sure they eat fiber so that they shit eventually so that they don't explode on the couch because you don't want to say my toddler got gastroporiasis we forgot the fiber and my toddler's stomach exploded my my toddler's stomach exploded it was full of chicken nuggets it was full of chicken nuggets and we forgot the fiber so to chip my toddler didn't shit out the chicken nuggets so it's stomach exploded while i was watching the iPad so these are the ways to be a parent now i'm not an expert i'm not a parent but that's what it's gonna be and and we should feel bad for parents i like this article that says parents shouldn't really have to raise their kids they should be able to just give them iPads for the entire day quote this research is a reminder of the pressure so many parents face and and can i make another comment if your toddler on shot day doesn't doesn't want to eat anything you make sure they eat protein you have to give them protein in the day they take their shot this research is a reminder of the pressures uh so many parents face and our guidance is designed to offer realistic evidence-informed advice that reflects the demands of family life not be a rule book that adds to the pressure i like sky news because here's what sky news is saying hey listen let's get realistic you're not gonna raise your children you're gonna give them the pad the iPad and so a lot of parents don't know what to do they're they don't know what to do the kids are getting hooked on the screens but here's the question what is that is this a baby losing his mind over a screen yeah what's what does he want to watch my program what does he mean oh this is just a collection of children get mad they can't watch youtube yeah all right let's see a little bit of it what's he what's he trying to watch she wants to see talker i want talker i want talker all right we got it we got it they're mad they're mad they're addicted my god sends addicted to what are you gonna do they're addicted to it what are you gonna do they're little junkies in your house they want their screens what are you gonna deal with them you got a bunch of sticky finger junkies in the house they want their goddamn screens what are you gonna do fight that battle you give them the screen and you let them watch folks i'm telling you i know it it sounds wrong otherwise it gets really difficult especially if you have multiple kids it's very difficult they don't want to play outside anymore they don't want to play outside none of their friends are outside all of their friends are playing video games they want to play video games so they're gonna sit around and play video games what they want to do they don't want to go out you know remember when you were a kid i was like maybe not you you're younger than me but like we would play man hunt you know what i mean you would go out and play things hide and go seek stuff like that they don't do that anymore they don't do that anymore children do not do that they're not interested in that they want to be on the screens that's where they live now and it's hard to imagine a world where that changes so in a world like this you have to i think give your child the screen um it's like eating in a which i've been a member of or you know or or or or n a or things like that it's abstinence it's drugs or alcohol you can't do it go to god you do other things you know but in oa overeaters anonymous which i haven't been in lol um they tell you you gotta eat so it's not it's there's a moderation's not a i mean moderation's essential in that it's like sex essay sexual anonymous so you gotta have sex but you you can't like do whatever things you were doing that are bad whereas it's different like a it's like you can't can't um it's the phenomenon of great but here's the deal these kids aren't getting away from the screens so they're little junkies screen junkies in her but you need to teach them a responsible way to use the internet because it's going to be their entire life otherwise mark suckerberg's going to get them later on and they're going to go fucking insane we gave the internet to a generation of people they are in the process of destroying everything in the world everything in the world by the way they haven't even had it for that long it's not like they've had it for that long but they got it late in life and it scrambled their fucking brain so what you have to do do you know how many people i know who've blocked their own mother do you know how many people i know on facebook or 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Um, the Honda virus what is this a bunch of my mother used to talk about Honda virus because we had a mouse in our house and she was right it spreads because of rodent shit and by the way everyone on a cruise let me stop this right now anyone that goes on a cruise anymore you deserve exactly what you get there are so many examples of why you should not get on this floating toilet I mean anybody there's documentaries there's a documentary called poop cruise anybody now I know that you want to go on this all inclusive thing I know that folks you know when I grew up people used to go to a little inn they'd go to a little bed and breakfast somewhere and yes cruiser for like old people I know gay cruisers are fun and you could do Molly and stuff on the ocean but there's just too much of a chance for a nightmare to happen on a cruise it's happened so many times how do you even just walk you just walk on a cruise down and go well we hope we're not stranded with Honda virus on the sea so you can go to a shitty made-up town in Mexico and buy some fake fucking crap you can buy coca-pelly the guy who plays the flute or a dream catcher some bullshit and now you're we got a hot divide now after this we're gonna watch David Muir but after this I want you to pull up there's a doctor on the boat who's giving updates about Honda virus but let's watch David Muir Honda virus the race to track a deadly virus outbreak that started on that cruise ship in the Atlantic after authorities have now revealed tonight that many passengers got off that cruise ship weeks ago the Honda virus outbreak linked to that cruise ship in the Atlantic health officials tracking at least 30 people now who got off the ship two weeks ago traveling to their home countries all over the world including seven Americans now back in the US three people taken off that ship in just the last 24 hours two of them in serious condition look at this that's how you leave in the cruise now freeze on a thing people say that is the photo of how you're going to leave the cruise is that what you want I'm telling you stop fucking around with this that photo right there is how you're going to exit the cruise you walk in you're excited about the buffet you leave like that let's continue serious condition three other people have died tonight 18 Americans remain on board that ship the world health organization urging calm abc's victor rickendo leading us off ha ha ha ha ha try to find the doctor who's on the cruise he's on the ship and he's giving updates about Honda virus which my mother was so concerned about we're gonna get to tell that to my father she would go there's a mouse and he's shitting this house we're gonna get hot the virus and my dad would you know do his usual yeah you're overreacting we're gonna get hot the virus because of it because they're there we there was a mouse we had a mouse okay so a Swedish doctor who previously worked aboard the luxury cruise ship affected by a deadly haunted virus outbreak said the ships medical staff are likely operating under quote tremendous pressure with limited resources let's listen to this man now by the way i'm talking to experts i'm not but i'm just calling people that i know that i think no things and they're saying it the human to human haunted virus spread might be overstated and it might it's probably not such a big deal but who knows anyway let's see what this guy says he's from sweden if they are allowed to disembark and the passengers will somehow get home but of course i mean no country want to have the hunter virus in the general population bomb the ship bomb that ship bomb that ship you that's it you went on a cruise this is the way we should handle cruises now if you go out on a cruise and there's a there's a disease outbreak you're not coming back we've got too many fucking problems in this country for you to come back with haunted virus you're dead say it don't you by the way don't release the information to the public i'm telling the trump administration some of them are you know not too thrilled with me but the ones that still listen i'm telling you right now and i know they'll have no moral problem with this just bomb the ship bomb it and by the way this is the new standard you're allowed to go on a cruise if any if there's any outbreak of any significance i'm not talking about like neuro virus i mean like a hunt to buy if something happens just like we shot down that plane that was going into that we thought was going to go into the white house and then we made up that story let's roll that's fake we shot it down just like that happened let's roll fake i think and i believe but anyway we need to do this with cruise ships of sick people we need to get rid of them and then make up a story that the boat was attacked by terrorists or something like that this is okay let's let's get get this guy up what is his passenger on board the cruise ship that has suspected hot the virus outbreak where three people have died and five to six people sick cries out as a ship remains near cape verney hot the virus is rare go up sorry hot the virus is rare but serious illness usually spread through contact with rodents or their waste let's listen to this guy he's making a uh his hot the virus statement here he is i normally wouldn't make a video like this but i feel like i need to say something so i wrote a few things down i am currently on board the mv hobbyist and what's happening right now is very real for all of us here we're not just a story all right we're not just hold on hold on hold on who told you to get on a boat i'm dead serious i went on the impractical jokers cruise once did you stand up comedy i walked off that boat i said i'll kill myself there's no amount of money you could offer me to do a cruise gig every kind of my life i said i'll kill myself if i have to get on another cruise i will take my own life i will gladly take my own life when this guy goes we're not just a story we know you're not just if we thought you it was just a story we'd let you dock we know it's not just a story that's why you're not docking with hot the virus we got too many fucking problems we got ai we got we got i ran we got all this shit going on we got aliens we got the price of oil and then you think you're gonna bring a hot the virus no we're not just a story no you're not and i feel bad for this person and i'm not saying that this person doesn't deserve empathy or sympathy i'm simply saying that the boat he's on should be struck with a missile and they they should burn alive with their choices and i'm not saying they don't deserve sympathy or empathy i'm saying you got on the boat you should be killed i'm serious i'm serious tonight i've had enough these people they bring these rare outbreaks from the buffet of a cruise ship with rodent shit and then they're mad that they can't go walls around fucking macy's you live with your choice sit in your bunk on the cruise and get ready to get struck with a missile you're dead we're going to kill you you're dead hot the virus will not give it kill you the u.s government will i'm telling you i'm sour you know trump his decisions i don't like i've soured on him i thought he had some real good points early on but i'll tell you this if he blows up this ship if he blows up this hunt of irish ship i'm back let's listen to the rest of his statement because by the way i am not i am serious when i say that you can't take a cruise and then bring like a plague back that's not the way it works but again let's start him from the beginning please here uh this guy is on the hunt of irish cruise ship hunt of irish friend of the show let's listen to this gentleman i normally wouldn't make a video like this but i feel like i need to say something so i wrote a few things down can you stop this for a minute why does everyone feel they need to say something he but he feels like he's i know he feels like he's dying and it's sad and it's horrible and i get it but here's the deal you're sitting you're in a green shirt and you go i feel like i need to say something and then i guarantee you i'm somehow i get like watch i i don't know if he's gonna do this but i feel like this is gonna he's gonna be very like it's not gonna take it here's the word he should say we ready hey um we're pretty fucked and there's hunt the virus here it's a real thing it's not just a story and we realize that it is a very dangerous outbreak and you know even with the best tracking of people and everything it's gonna be it's gonna it's gonna pose an unnecessary risk to human civilization we don't need another pandemic we haven't even recovered from the last one so i've made this video to ask the government to strike our boat with a missile and blow us up instantaneously and kill us instantly so that the rest of the world can live love you mom love you dad but let's see what he actually says that's the selfless thing the selfless thing for all these people to do on this hunt the virus chip is to take their own life selflessly selflessly they should all walk the fucking plank no they should walk the plank i've had enough of this now an old school pirate plank the trump administration with my full support i'll be back jd van stop telling people you don't like me because i got a big mouth by the way we'll get that we'll get your kent in there how about that i'm kidding but he does have that jaw um hunt the virus they walk the plank is it my fault this guy goes to the iran war i'm the problem they they make them walk the plank now he's freaking out about ai you see this jd van he's freaking out about ai he's all upset about the ai who's doing the ai who's doing that they they they have a plank and they make them walk the plank and god i love pirate stuff as a kid and you make them walk the plank and they get and at the end of the plank they get to say something they get to say something like hi i this sucks i feel really scared i don't know what comes after this the government you said there was no god in aliens created all of us that's the last thing i read in my bunk before i was made to walk the plank because this boat has a hunt the virus outbreak that was kind of disturbing that that's the last thing i read but i shouldn't have gone on facebook that was my fault i went on med i went on facebook there was an article that there was no god we're all created by aliens so i guess this is literally the last thing i'll ever do um but i completely understand and and agree with our government's decision to make everyone on the ship walk the plank instead of posing an unnecessary risk before the summer months where we hope we see a little spike in spending and the economy repair itself by people are buying martin's potato rolls burgers dogs etc you know how it is a couple of vacations anyway let's watch your statement by the way this seems insensitive it's actually not and your child if you think it is continue i am currently on board the mv hadias yes and what's happening right now is very real for all of us here i get it we're not just a story totally we're not just headlights okay people yes people with families okay with lives okay with people waiting for us at home i know there's a lot of uncertainty and that's the hardest part all we want right now is to feel safe to have clarity but and to get home so if you're seeing coverage about this just remember that there are real people behind it and that this isn't something happening well somewhere far away it's happening to us right now i'll share more when i can what does this statement even mean i know it's a real boat with real people with honda virus i don't think it's ai what's he's saying does he want does he think i'm gonna and i feel bad for him in his trembling voice he's sad but does he think i'm gonna say come back with the honda virus i i just did a photo shoot and i look good in some of these i just interviewed the cast of selling sunset i don't want honda virus that's a non statement statement we're real people we exist we're in a boat we have honda virus uh uh we get it we know you're real people we know you have families and and people that love you that's the problem we don't want you infecting them with f***ing honda virus here's what i say if i'm in hi i'm on this boat i don't have honda virus i'll kill everyone on the boat then test me and let me come home i'm willing to kill everyone on this boat are you reading anything about this honda virus are there any more statements from people on the boat with with the hunt is he the only one who's uh live streaming here from the boat people just can't stop with the screens no matter what huh i know it's a boat i know it's real i know you're actual people i know it's horrible i feel bad for you my heart goes out to you i don't want honda virus there's a lot of things in my life i want i don't want honda virus i might want to live in rhoda island at some point in the newport area i like that i like seafood i think it's beautiful but i don't want honda virus so like i i i understand such a weird non-statement statement where people we exist we have honda it's like bro you chose to get on this boat and now you have honda virus i feel bad about this what are you reading so intently over there uh just an article from another is there is there any other statement from anyone on the boat or is this the only guy that's chosen to update us on the boat here i'm pulling up one right now pull it up just because i i want to give everyone a fair shake and i want to hear from people on this boat because i you know is this another person this is another person who's decided and i listen man i feel bad for people with honda virus we just can't let uh he said they're not being well informed the people on the honda virus this is gonna be like flight 93 here i'm telling you this right now we gotta we gotta we gotta make up something let's roll okay this is somebody on the is he on the boat i think so yeah all right he seems we he looks pale don't let him off he looks real pale of northwest africa it's very scary because uh it was nothing that we were ready for uh on 12th of april we had the first casualty ruhi kennett was on the ship's first leg for most of april and recorded the moments the captain announced the first death this is my sad duty to inform you that one of our passengers suddenly passed away last night why did you decide to record the captain's announcement i felt something odd it turns out we were not well informed the cruise operator says at the time of this announcement there was no evidence of a virus or contagion on the ship three people died following this outbreak now confirmed by the world health organization to be the andy strain of honda virus in rare instances it can spread from person to person health officials are now tasked with contact tracing with one passenger in intensive care in south africa another hospitalized after returning to switzerland dr jason zucker is an infectious disease physician this is not as easy to spread as things like uh covid but i wouldn't be overly concerned right now if you have travel planned not easy to spread but still a big fear out there camila joins us now camila what happens to the people still on board this cruise ship once they dock at the canary islands yeah tom so the ship is still days away spain's health ministry says they will get medical screenings and then go to their home countries what no stop no no no no camila no no no no no they won't no no no no no they won't they were on that boat they are to be killed camila i they listen i i am anti killing we know this i've had a strong record of that the people on that boat need to be hunted down by special operations teams and killed in a jason born style fashion where it looks like an accident make it look like an accident everyone on that boat has to be followed and gotten rid of and it's got to be quick and it's got to look like an accident who would get on a cruise again by the way can you that captain's like we have a past the last night a passenger sadly passed away cruises become nightmares so quickly let's play that let's play that again the captain's announcement the moment the captain announced the first death this is my side beauty to inform you that one of our passengers sadly passed away last night yeah i mean folks if you have cruise tickets and you're going on a cruise i don't know what to tell you i'm telling you right i know it's a part of the economy and people will always do it by the way and i have no power i'm not affecting anything i'm just saying this to my listeners to my you know people that you know care about anything i say stop it stop it how many more how much how many more incidents how much more evidence do you people need do you really want to be standing there in the middle off the coast of the the cape of good hope where the fuck these people aren't after whatever and the guy comes out and goes by the way everybody's going down with hantavirus on this and by the way i don't know if this shows up immediately so i'm i'm just saying and i'm not i'm not it sounds like i'm being insensitive i'm trying to save humanity the entire boat has to be blown to smithereens it has to be blown to smithereens in the middle of the sorry i i don't want i don't want it i don't want it to be the case but i'm not comfortable this is what scares me people i ran what if i rang it's a nuke what the fuck is it bomb them we don't bomb the things we should bomb attack this shit attack this shit i mean does it said do i do literally be honest with me do i sound heartless maybe a little bit it's for the good of all it's for the good of all it's for the good of all bomb the ship bomb the ship we're not just where people we're real we have families and you're not you're not allowed to see them you've been exposed we know you're real people you're not allowed to see your families you've been exposed and we have fighter jets on the way we have drones on the way we don't even need jets drone it drone it now or if the aliens if if the aliens want to get involved here and help and supposedly they have bases under the water says tim birchett come up and and and help us here if these alien if these aliens can do anything for us come up from your underwater bases and sink this hunt of irish ship now um well there it is um you know i um of course my heart goes out to everyone on that ship and i'm incredibly saddened by these events and i completely am horrified like many fellow citizens um and i do believe that the compassionate immediate legitimate responsible course of action is to blow that ship up in the middle of the sea with everyone on it and we should tell them five minutes before we do that we say we're gonna have to blow the ship up let them make their videos give them 10 minutes to make their videos and put them out let everybody be able to take their their phone out during the last 10 minutes of their life and make a video that they can upload to the social media platform of their choice in a in a deep rage i can't believe the government's doing this to us they're abandoning us this is inhumane get it all out get it all out upload it could wi-fi let them do it let them do it and then blow them off the face of the earth good night the world moves fast your work day even faster pitching products drafting reports analyzing data microsoft 365 co-pilot is your ai assistant for work built into word excel powerpoint and other microsoft 365 apps you use helping you quickly write analyze create and summarize so you can cut through clutter and clear a path to your best work learn more at microsoft.com slash m 365 co-pilot the world moves fast your work day even faster pitching products drafting reports analyzing data microsoft 365 co-pilot is your ai assistant for work built into word excel powerpoint and other microsoft 365 apps 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