Side Stories: Pizza Party

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left. Side stories? That's when the cannonball's started. Side stories? Yes. I was trying to work on my Robin Leach before this. Yeah. Can you give me a, let me see what you got. It's like, live styles of the rich and famous. It's almost like you got to be more of an asshole. It's like, live styles of the rich and famous. He was a big part of my childhood. Yeah, all of us. We love looking at big houses. Oh my God. We were fascinated with it. And Robin Leach was the very first impersonation I ever did. Really? As a little boy. And we actually have a home video of me going around the house, going in like, opulence, share opulence. And then going like, and then there's a photo of the honesty. It was one funny bit. It's wonderful. What your house looks like. Of course. And then I, on camera, took a thing of my mom's favorite perfume, or Big Fee a Shabig Fancy perfume. And it was been like, can you even imagine? It's stinky bleach. I get going. It's stinky bleach. And I dropped it, right? I dropped it in exploded all over because Jackie was holding the camera the whole time. It fucking went everywhere. And then like, I was trying all mix it up, you know, trying to clean it up. And then obviously my mom comes home, right? I forgot what she was like. She was like, just weeks. Oh yeah. And she's like, what'd you do? And we're like, nothing. Nothing. Nothing. She's like, you were playing with the video camera. It's like, maybe. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. You know, we made videos. We're fun. Put the video in. It was a wonderful. Like, it was this wonderful moment of them all watching me destroy. The thing on camera and have all the evidence of it on camera. Were you just like waiting for a way to refute it? You just like, you just knew it was about to happen. Do we not understand mother how media can be manipulated? You're like a media. Are you see you eating the VHS tape? And that's how Robin leech first taught me to cover up crimes. No, yes. Welcome to side stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. How are you doing? And honestly, and it's not coded all kind of crazy. Are cheese pizzas just got here? My question is, is that if the grape get here yet? Is my grape soda here yet? Oh, you think it's a grape? I do. I have to do it. Oh, my pizza glove. Thank you so much. That's a great, great, great. No fingerprints on the pizza. No, no, no, actually, Eddie. Oh, it's a dildo hand. Can you please give me a big look at this big fun pizza glove? What is this? Oh, what a great pizza glove. This is really what we're spending the new budget on. Can you please bring me some a big nice slice of pizza? Here we go. Oh, champ wants some pizza. Oh, champ. Oh, champ. Oh, champ. Oh, he's very young. But that's never stopped anybody from having pizza before. Oh, yeah. That's revocat certain. Oh, nothing I like better than a thin, wasted, pre-pubesciest slice of pizza. Oh, that's awesome. Still hot, it's from the fires of hell. I'm eating mine without protection. I'm going wrong, wrong, wrong dog in mine. I don't know what I've got from this. I'm going to go, no cognums. Must be Bill Gates. No, you're a Bill Gates. You dirty fucking nerd. I heard they're going to change his name to Bill Gates. Say, come on. All right. We've been doing air. How many spots is he? You remember when Bill Gates was really concerned about drinking poop who water? Now I know why. Hey, he loves it. Now I know why. That fucking pervert was so excited to drink piss legally in front of everybody. He created a whole fucking charity around him. Honestly, they put them, they made the doc. It's on HBO and they put a bunch of shit into a machine. And then he drank the water with a big smile on his face. Can you take this? Sure. Can you actually bury it over in the back of the ranch? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you don't mind, yeah. If you could dig a shallow grave and put some of those pizzas over behind the behind where the ranch ends. New Mexico or if it's too much St. Lucia Island will be fine. If you could also St. Bart's a way to get there as well. If you could also maybe park that over on Elon's fucking plane. Guys, oh my lord. What a gift. I just finally we got some shit we can use. You know, what's hard is is that we're obviously going to be talking quite a bit about the new dump of Epstein files. Can we hit that Stinger place? It's an island adventure. It's an island adventure. See? Heck yeah, it's Jeffrey time. Yeah! And we couldn't be happier because this is just it's confusing. It's upsetting. I'll tell you that the reading of the files over the weekend. Oh my god, it's crazy. It's just like here's like a five just a bunch of shit and then search randomly. It's great. It's insane. Well, what they what we're doing now here is like, first before we even get into it. I want to acknowledge number one, the large. Like one of the big smoking guns about this whole fucking thing is the fact that most context has been stripped from this entire dump. They have done the only sort of work that the R current administration has done to whittle any of this down is to sort of like I believe they just decide they have certain chunk of it. They've held on their own. We now have something like three and a half million files. There was another dump this morning that they say are oh, you know, we went through all of this bubble blah blah. They obviously did not. Yes. It is a massive flood of stuff that they have released having stripped the context from in order to confuse you. They want you to believe much like our wonderful president got on his plane while he was the middle shitting his pants and thinking about rape. He said this exonerates me. That was his whole thing, right? Because he thinks in his head that they've now flooded the zone. And the problem is is that when you flood the zone, you should think sometimes what you're flooding the zone with. Because I think these guys really think they're amazing villains and it's just wonderful to see how bad they are at every single fucking instrument. It's really crazy. It's barely redacted. It's using some AI programming, which is a riff horrific. I will say if you're skimming through these files, one of the worst things in it is the random teenage nudity. Because there's quite a bit of it because they are catching it as they go. Have you seen it? No, thankfully. I've just been kind of very pointedly going into very specific pockets because I'm trying to. There was like one line of thought that I'm going to talk about today that I wanted to kind of put together. But it's that whole place is a fucking spider web of horrible, horrible shit. And so what are they doing to redact all that stuff? They are just slowly but surely catching it as they can. So what shows they didn't vet it in the fucking first place. They really didn't know. So we are we're now in the moment of they think that they have we see the kids are we able to I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I'm just I got to make a lot of questions. The if they see the kids can they tell who they are? Yeah, I mean, especially if you're a fan. You know, I mean, it really depends on how big you are into the scene, you know, but these got yet because you're like, because what we know about CSAM unfortunately is that it's sort of like Pokemon. You got to go and get the cards, right? And sort of a got them, got them, need them, got them sort of scenario where guys are collectors of various pieces of CSAM. Yeah. And also if you another really good way to get through all of this material is go to jmail.word. Okay. Jmail.world. .world. Jmail.world. That is another place that you could go and search all of the Jeffrey Epstein emails in a Gmail style format. Someone some genius has put this together and it is absolutely fascinating because you can really very easily read it. You kind of like pretend like it's your own inbox. Yeah, and then you're you're now your that's the worst video game ever. Yeah, it's really bad. You're Jeffrey Epstein's accountant. Well, let's just say all these guys have some of the worst op-seq abilities I've ever seen across the board. These guys are just emailing each other openly about rape, buying prostitutes, doing all they're just you're just asking for it. Right. We now know one of the big things is the Elon Musk is a loser. Oh my God. Big to be on the island. He's so annoying. He can't even be a pedophile. He could they wouldn't he think about this. He's a guy so lame. He kills the vibe of the rape island. You know, like everybody's there to sexually assault someone and they're like, God, he just really takes me out of the mood. There's something. It's his hair caught. It's like it's something about his birch head body going like, hi, yes. Have you fucked? Do you like to fuck? I most certainly like to fuck. As you can see. I was watching the Daily Show and they caught that the email was sent on Christmas. Oh my God. Which again, it's boring day, especially when you're stupid fucking kids. And then also his daughter straight up ratted him out and said, yeah, we were on St. Park that day because now one because one thing we've learned from these emails is the fact that the reason why Elon Musk was not seen on private plane logs going directly to the island. The reason why President Trump probably was not seen going directly to the island, built Clinton. All these guys that were definitely on the island, Bill Gates. Yeah. It's because what they would do is that they would fly to neighboring islands and then take a boat over. They fly in boats can be tracked even more easily than planes. So the problem is is that you go up this Jusley Maxwell was so got so into this method of like hiding all the traveling. She got a pilot's license so that she herself could pick people up from St. Park and transport them to the island so that nobody would know who was coming in and out. Can't find good help these days. It's so hard because everybody just break the NBA and aren't CEO's vulnerable. So that's one big thing we know we know that Trump definitely got knows what he did. I think that they were now also starting seeing that Trump was one massive predator that got into the circle of of Epstein's predator world and actually disrupted the flow of his predator world. Correct me if I'm wrong. Isn't he in the files more than anyone else? Who Trump? Yeah, well also because Epstein was personally obsessed with Trump. Okay, because one big lesson it seems also seems to come out as everybody was super worried about Trump winning. Yeah, which seems like kind of the opposite for a bunch of people that love the idea of Griff's and child molesters being in charge of things. Right. They're all child molesters. Yes. And the fact that they were all super not into Donald Trump becoming president should really show you he's not a good guy. But what bandits playing both sides then. Oh yeah, very much so that'll Trump has mentioned more than 38,000 times. And this is just in this dump. And again, remember they believe this exonerates him because he's just so honest. So one of the big trains of thought that came out of this was a. It's stuff that is it's hurting my brain. Okay, it is hard to process all this shit. It's fascinating and boring all at the same time. Natalie and I had a conversation yesterday where I was like, why am I pissed? I'm like walking around pissed and angry. It's like, what would your therapist ask you? I said, probably like, what are you reading and watching? Yeah. It's like I have been reading and watching nothing, mainlining Epstein fucking financial shit and fuck all of his back and forth. All the video watching videos of him check his face for her piece of source. Oh, you see those videos? No, it's not gross. It just videos of his face and he's obviously checking this for a cat. He has a cold sword as fucking let the right. Of course it is. Yes. Checking it. All those photos of Prince Andrew over all fours over a blank face girl, letter face all xed out. Meanwhile, dude, you should see this fucking shit, dude. There's Prince Andrew and all fours over girl. He's covered in sweat. You look at the photo. He's covered in sweat when he eats a crumpet. But you remember he says legally he can't sweat. So he is glistening with sweat. He looks like a fucking rabid pig. Yeah, well, this is an old picture. Yeah, you're right. He's your right. This is old news. It should have worked. I don't know this one. No, this one. But then they cut stew the other look on the background. In the background of this picture, is that a mere conflag casket? It is an American flag tablecloth in which people are putting their feet on the tablecloth while they all rape children together. It's a Guns and Roses album cover. Got it. Literally you're looking at a... That's like, what's the woman? The guy with the big fucking cigar made out of money. What was the name of that album? The Motley crew? Dude, see, the thing is, like, all right. I used to be a criminal and my brain always goes back. Why are you taking pictures? Because they were so convinced they were entirely untouchable and the whole point was the pictures. Well, apparently they are. Jeffrey Epsiol was because it took one of them to die. That's all. And, huh. God, why did you choose your most special angel to go? Oh, because he just fell on that rope. Yes. That was one of the craziest falling on a rope scenarios I've ever seen. Have you ever seen that recently released pictures of his neck? No. Looks like he was grotted. Really? Oh, it's very interesting. So, this is a... This is a tidbit. I got this from garbage day. This is a really great sub-stack that I follow. And it's a really fun talk about, like, kind of information into, like, technology information. One of the things that they caught in this is... So, we talk about stripping of context. Okay. One of the big, ultimate themes of Jeffrey Epstein, his communication with various connection people all over the world, is this idea of buying into world collapse. This is a quote from Peter Teal. Yeah. Brexit. Just the beginning. He then laid out this plan that directly what... Literally what they're doing. Remember Peter Teal, Joe Rogan's best friend. Yeah. Return. Yeah, his pay, all these guys, right? He said, return to tribalism, counter to globalization, amazing new alliances. You and I both agreed. Zero interest rates were too high. As I said in your office, finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. So what they're learning is, is that you're going to... They now start to realize that instead of waiting for all of these, like, various... Custyle takeovers and all these kind of businesses selling businesses to each other and all this type of shit, they just realized, like, oh, if we just destroy the world itself and then buy the dip, we'll make a lot of money. But what's the point of having money if the world sucks? Because then you're the only one to have money. And then when you're the only one who have money and you have all the technology and you have all the power and you have all the armories and you have all the healthcare, you can then just tell everybody whatever it is you want about the money. And then you also can eventually choose to make sure some people have no money at all. And you can kill whole swaths, swaths of human beings. Because guess what they were all really interested in? Eugenics. One of the big long conversations that Jeffrey Epstein was with a scientist by the name of Yolsa Bach, who was a tech researcher and influencer, is the guy that they were talking back and forth about highly racist ideas about black people's IQs. Also, Nome Chomsky. Yes. Love that. Love those theories. Talking about black people's IQs. Talking about how like they were made to be dumber. That white people were naturally ascendant. That women don't choose to do math because quote, they are, they, was that they does not yield social attention. Right. And that maybe uncontrolled climate change is a really good way to deal with overpopulation. Yes. So these guys are already the, the plans in, right? This is one of the big, we're now seeing these guys talk about this out loud. Now normally like Thanos if he fuck kids and think about how cool Thanos was in the fact that he didn't fuck any kids. That's the bar now. Right. Thanos was the pet of file. No, no, no. Did Thanos was he had a little bit of seal of child, but yes, he adopted her. Oh, that's kind of nice. Did he ever do that? Man, also revealed in the files, revealed in the files, Howard Stern, Woody Allen's mortal enemy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Jeffrey Epstein, because I was just like, out Howard Stern. I was just searching random names. I was like, all right, Howard Stern, like just, you know, immediately just searching all my idols. You know, so I'm like, Howard Stern, please don't show up. And then it was Jeffrey Epstein emailing Sunyeh asking if he should invite Howard over to see them. And she said Howard is a mortal enemy. Yeah, I love that. Because he's on me aside. I love that fucking shit. Yeah. Epstein also, okay. Through these scientists, Epstein also helped fund an organization known as formerly known as the World Transhumanist Association, but this guy named Nick Bostrom, who's an AI-obsessed philosopher for these guys. And they want to create a post-human world. And the goal was to create, and also if you watched any of the, I beg you, try. I watched the Epstein interview with Steve Bannon, the two-hour chunk that was out. And was just the two of them talking? Yes. Another, like, leap motif of this whole thing is what you think, what we all think of as the most powerful, smartest, strongest people in the world, talking like high juniors in high school. It's just shithead Epstein waxing philosophic about how, you know, about how, where does energy go when you die? There's no energy. Where does the energy transfer go? And they're talking about it in these high-minded terms, like it's the first time they're ever hearing these dumb concepts. And then stuff like, he says, I thought really interesting is that, you know, see women have a romantic view of the world. And they don't understand emotion and art and design. They can't be pulled into all of this, this, this, this science and economics and stuff. Women can't handle it, which is another example of Jeffrey Epstein viewed women and all of these guys viewed women as vessels for their comb. Yeah. And that's exactly just laying. Well, just laying would know, no, no, just laying was only, you got to remember, just laying did they, just laying was just like how LBJ said, the idea that you made the lowest white man, feel lower than any black man, then you got him and you're pocket for the rest of your life. Right. Just laying, like the body, any bottom bitch, right? You've elicit any, if you live in that, that will ask, good Dave Chappelle special, when the idea is that your bottom bitch needs to know, she feels like she's super important. And she's outside of your judgment sphere. But actually, she's at the very fucking top of it because she has to be, because if not, just laying next well, gets shot in the back of the fucking head. And guess what she gets, immediately replaced with somebody else. I'm surprised to see a lot of me, because she's just because she's in jail. And I largely think it's really, he was in jail. They killed his ass. I think it's reverse misogyny. I think you're literally watching misogynist decide that the female sexual, the female sex trafficker is not worth the fucking bullet. Yeah. They are. And she's going to get out at some point. Oh, yeah, who knows who knows what she's going to. Because she's only got like 15 years of 17 years of love, something like that. She'll run to Israel or something. She's going to go to one of those places. Now we actually wonder. Another big thing that came out is that Epstein basically said that Robert Maxwell was whacked by the misogynist. We should know because he probably is misogynist. Right from North Laid. So here's the other big story. There's lots of big stories. There's lots of big stories. There's lots of big stories. So there is a lot of smoke about Epstein's connection to 4chan. Yes. And pull. Now this is interesting. He was first, I guess, after he got arrested, Jeffrey Epstein was super butt hurt about the way people were like talking about him. The first arrest. Yeah. In 2008. In 2008. He was super butt hurt because he was just like these people don't understand. They don't know what I'm like. They don't know what I do. You know, you. If you ever listen Epstein to, I love honesty in a way. When you listen to Epstein talk, it's pretty fucking great. I got a set of white guys. He's like a little bit out because he had better coins guy. And he's got a look like this. And he doesn't do anything. And it's like he keeps it real. He sounds like a mobster. And he hearing him talk about it is fascinating. But he got sick of the way people were talking about him. Because he's like, yeah, I'm a sex offender, but I'm a sex offender with a goal. And why can't people see that? And he tried to get off the sex offender registry. I know that much. Well, we know that he spent a significant amount of time hiring people to hack Wikipedia. $1,000 a day or something. Yes. And it was a change to get him off the sex offenders part of Wikipedia. We know that he did that. And a part of this is he started really getting into the internet. Up until this time, he was kind of on the outskirts. He was really sort of getting interested of whitewashing his entire operation through the sciences. And so he was like trying to kind of stick his way through. And one way he found in was in the world of World of Warcraft. So he spoke with the guy. You were hated that game. Absolutely. It's very, very fascinating. He wrote, he was super close with a guy named Brock Pierce, who's a cryptocurrency entrepreneur. They did this thing with some stable coin. It's all these like Bitcoin bullshit things. This isn't when he really started getting all the Bitcoin, all this kind of all of this shit cyber cyber money, right? He basically pitched this idea to Activision CEO Bobby Cotec about in-game currency. And he had this idea of, first of all, like, oh, you can create these sort of trade markets within games. He's the reason why your game's fucking suck. Yes. Like literally. He's the reason you got to buy skins and shit like that. Because a part of it was this, I guess this overarching idea that he had, again, big goals, that he thought that he would change the educational programs of our country by turning the whole thing into a giant video game that legitimately they believe that with it eventually, that we're Epstein wanted to take all education from. He's a high school teacher. So he knows he wanted to put kids in VR helmets where they're playing video games for money to get academic success. I mean, sounds like a good plan. It's actually not bad, I guess. But it's like, that was one thing, right? So that's where he really- He really played math blaster. Of course, of course. Of course, it's goose. So that's where he started to get into it. But that was when he was talking to journalists, Michael Wolfe, you know, that brave journalist. God damn, man. If don't talk about someone, he should be first locked up. He's sitting on all this shit for all these years. All these fucking years, man. And just sitting there making your Instagram videos and your journal next sip and tea, like a fucking piece of shit. Oh my god, I hate that, Michael Wolfe. I hate him so fucking. I can't stand that, dude. Oh my god. He needs a fucking death. I want to pull his pants down and slap him in the hiding. He has- That's what he deserves. He does like a public spank. He's bullshit old lady, art director glasses. I want to punch those glasses through your fucking face. You're having a hell of a- Grab your lips and fucking pull them off your face like I'm a chimpanzee. Fucking you wish you could suck dick. So Michael Wolfe, he would help dep scene on media strategy. So one of the things they realized was that in the advent of 2017, right after the New York Times published the article about Harvey Weinstein, all over the files, right? Good friend, I would jump into the Me Too movement, which they all refer to as the old kind of boomer version times up. Yeah. And they had this idea of being birthed from within them within these emails is, oh, I bet you we can push this Me Too movement 10 years away. That was the plan. That's the idea. And the only way- And that's where it started is in the way we're going to do that. We're going to take over the internet. So they had a lot of off the ideas. And we who knows exactly how it played out. I mean, what are you talking about? The world's a fucking mess. Forchan exists. The president got elected twice. All we know is that. So now we'll tell a little bit of this story. So there's a guy named Christopher Poole who created Forchan. He's also known as Moot. For those of you, we all know we're not going to get into all the thing about Forchan. We know that when in 2011, treat me like I don't know shit because I'm just learning a lot of this now. Great. So it's an image board. A lot of horrible shit slash neutral shit. Old school internet backbone of the old school internet. Pre-read it. Pre-read it. I know it's evil and I stayed off it because I knew it was evil. Then Forchan became a Chan forever. Yeah, a Chan eight-coon. All these different things and changes into a bunch of things. It's just an image board that really started as sort of anonymous and independent way to speak amongst ourselves on the internet. And I still believe that there is there is that that is good. We do need that, right? There is need full free speech needs to be available. That's how we're even to be able to talk about this shit soon if they put us in a fucking martial law or whatever, right? So I understand that, but it's inherently corruptible. And now we see why because these guys eventually want to do it to make some money. Well, in Forchan, which is filled with images of naked children and murder, right? Well, it was honestly, it was a real mixture of honest, but there was like, there was both. There's only got a lot of your alien stuff, dude. It's all, it was the internet itself. It was the entirely neutral face of the internet, which is neither good nor bad. Well, I think when you're entirely neutral, you're bad. Well, I agree. The problem is that you're corruptible. That's really the issue is that you're corruptible. So when he was in 2011, we know that for a while, Christopher Poole did not want Forchan to become full on political. For a while, there was a thing called new and they had a bunch of things on there. And he was kind of going back and forth about doing it. Because then eventually, Paul was created, which stood for politically incorrect, which we now know is that the staging game, staging ground for Gamergate, 2016, Trump's entire grassroots campaign, and all of the far right populism that we're still seeing. Pepe the frog, all that kind of shit, right? Which is, I still feel bad for Pepe the frog. He was taken for a must. Right now a very great drawing. It's what it was to. If we can give up something, it's Pepe. It's fine. He's already gone. He's already gone. So eventually he says, Paul shut down new in January 2011, telling users at the time, as for new, anybody who used it knows exactly why it was removed. When I re-edited the board last year, I made a note that it devolved into Stormfront. I'd remove it. Stormfront was one of the oldest neo-Nazi communities on the web. And so for a while, he was trying to say, I don't want to deal with this. So all of a sudden, he turns Paul back on. Why? October 20, 2011. A guy named Boris Nikolik, who's a venture capitalist, or is that guess he was also an advisor to Bill Gates? Nasty guy. Man, Bill Gates, good if I could, ooh, what a licker. He knew he was so freaky, man. Microsoft also describes his penis. Actually, I would consider it to be micro-hard. So this came out. So we don't really know. So now we're kind of see, there's just weird things. So Boris Nikolik, he sent Epstein, the Wikipedia page for Christopher Poole writing, there was a cool guy kid that you should meet. Nikolik then followed up saying, how did you like moot? He's very sensitive, so be gentle. So Epstein wrote, get back to him. I like them. I like them a lot. I drove them home. He is very bright. Epstein replied, Nikolik went on to write that, oh, he will be a friend, and that he is quote one of the greatest hackles. He'll simply want to the greatest hackles since the whole world. And he got me surprised, but he would hack into it. It would still set a blow in mind. So according to Epstein's emails, it's like, they said that seemed to be the only time they got together. They actually tried, we're having a hard time getting together because Christopher Poole, just like Epstein, was super, super secretive and did not like meeting. And so it was like, they were going back and forth. There seemed to be quite a bit of email exchanges between their various teams. We don't have a 27 team. He was on 4chan. Epstein loved 4chan because he loved, no way. He loved 5 nights at Freddy porn. Oh, interesting. Yeah. So he was in the games. I know he was in a lot of stuff. Yeah, yeah. He did a lot of stuff. So where is, you know, we're talking about all this. Where's Julian Assage? Where's Snowden? Where is anonymous? Where are they helping us out on this? No, nothing. They're just sitting there. They're just sitting. They're just sitting there not talking about it because they were on the guys that took the side. So we know that Steve Bannon was involved. So they're sitting here. Essentially, these are very coincidental dates. Very, very coincidental dates. They meet on October between October 20th and 24th on October 23rd, 2011. Poll is reopened. Okay. So there was some discussion. It seems that they now realize that they were buying into the, they want to start creating. They want to start creating havoc. And they are going to use it to create havoc. And that's, that's kind of this idea. So but now we're really wondering like, are they fully connected or not? I mean, of course they are. It does seem like it any. Yes, of course. It helps them. And you said that they were constantly using pizza as a euphemism. Well, this is so now what seems to be this is the next wrinkle. So there's a lot of pizza euphemisms. So this is why now everybody's going nuts and why all of us who spent years trying to walk back pizza gate are like sitting here wanting to fucking pluck our eyeballs out because it is very confusing. You were just pointed our face at the wrong people. So the people who said, oh, the idea that there was a secret code system amongst Democrats to go fuck a bunch of kids in the basement of comment pizza. And they use all these things amongst each other. And that was like kind of this propped up part of the QAnon like conspiracy world. Yes. And then we also now that went on when that little was a little potato guy. Who's the guy the shape of a potato who created QAnon? Who's a little guy? Who's a little guy who's that little fucker? Alex Jones. Is it, I'm going to have a little, a little person. Ron Watkins. Yeah, Ron Watkins, right? That little fucking, that little shithead. He, I think, began Ron Watkins was the full size guy. Oh. Ron Watkins, the full size guy that worked with them. Okay. There's the, who's the little guy? There's a little, a little, a little, a little much getting guy. Small, a little tiny, a little, a little creator, a small man. Little tiny guy. What's his name? Keep going. I'll find out. He's like a big potato with, filled with fucking rage. He's a little fuckface. Jeff Zucker. Yeah. So he, uh, we know that those guys, large as QAnon and then it went past itself. What I think is that it started from up top. They, they seeded these things from up top and then Epstein in the emails with all these people start quote unquote, ironically using pizza, like talking about. And it absolutely is code. Yes. It is absolutely code. He says many times. Do you want pizzas there? I, and guess where it all comes from? Where? Think about how stupid this is. So apparently the night, this is, this is partially conjecture, partially, uh, thing I've been put together from reading. Yeah. Well, it's all conjecture at this point. We're still figuring everything out. Where the pizza thing came from is an inside joke amongst Epstein and his compatriots. Just upon the night, the Donald Day Trump met Melania, they were at some function. And in the middle of this function, Donald Day Trump is fucking his sex worker soon to be wife in another room. I thought it was on the plane. It was, it yes. And he keeps coming in and out of the room saying, my God, what a piece of ass. And he says it over and over again to the point where they use it as short term for every single time they were going to talk about women and it shortened to pizza. Wow. My God. That's how fucking stupid it is. Yeah, cause isn't it Epstein introduced Trump to Melania? Yep. Wow. They weren't friends though. Ha, ha, ha. Anybody who introduces their wives or each other, definitely reference. Yeah. Frederick Brennan. Yeah. That's the little fucking piece of shit. Is he still alive? I get so odds. I'd say yes. Yeah. Someone needs to throw him in a wood chipper or something. I mean, I feel like this guy is just going to implode to be in another one. Oh, did you see the pictures of Stephen Hawking on the island? No. Look up, look up Stephen Hike, look up Stephen Hawking with teenagers. Look at the pictures. Dude, they fucking you, you got to see some of these pictures of him on this island, man. They pop him out of the chair, dude. He looks like they're on fucking, they looks like they are on vacation with ugly spaghetti. Ha, ha, ha. That guy is such a fucking pervert. That is so perverted, man. Stephen Hawking was such a pervert. He could fuck you from his, was he fucking with his knees? Well, that's, well, that's why he had the joystick extender on his, let me bring your hoodie closer. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. Wow. What a fucking sack of shit. They should have let him spin in that fucking, she threw him out of the airlock of that space shuttle. He was in. He could fucking bounces up the moon. I think Eddie Redman needs to make a sequel or he just bangs a bunch of kids. Where's Eddie? If you, Eddie Redman, if you want to redeem yourself in my eyes, Stephen Hawking on the island, fucking weekend at Bernice, and having to convince people he can still fuck. That is in a, oh my god, buddy, Eddie Redman, you have the best, you can save your whole career. You could say no, it's doing great. I will literally give to any charity of your name. I'll give it to any charity you ask Eddie Redman. If you do this, I need you to, can we at least, I think you got, I could say you, you got money on making this movie. Can someone photoshop him into the pictures? Can we at least do that? Can someone at least photoshop him into the actual pictures of Stephen Hawking on the other shoulder? Can we please just take him out of that and put him in there? Oh my god, yes. Oh, that would be the most popular redman Eddie Redman would ever be. So that is the, there's lots of other stuff though. He's obsessed with comedians. I feel like we have to bring this up. Yes we do. So we now know that Jeffrey Epstein's favorite comedian was Lewis Black. Yes. And he spent a lot of time trying to court Lewis Black. Lewis Black. Too strong. Yes. He went to dinner there with, if anybody spent a lot of time watching stand up in the 90s, you probably know Bobby Slayton. Mm-hmm. Bobby Slayton. He was really into it, right? Bobby Slayton was like their guy. So Bobby is a great, he's an old school stand up comedian that did the nasty show at Montreal. Yes. And he was fired and he said, for being too nasty, I guess or whatever, for just for laughs, which I also find hilarious, my fellow comedians, just so you know, guess who went to just for laughs several times? Jeffrey Epstein. Yep. And guess who loves? You probably hung out with him. You have no fucking idea. He saw his, he loved Gilbert Godfried. He saw Gilbert Godfried a lot. He saw who is it? And again, just because they're there doesn't mean that there's anything untoward happening. It's like the ditty parties. People show up to a party. Yes. I've been invited places and be like, hey, this is weird, I should leave. I can find an interesting that, you know, Lewis Black did happen to mention that Prince Andrew was there having a great fucking time, right? That corroborates a bunch of stuff that he says that he was never, oh, they're all never with that close. Meanwhile, and then Lewis Black is also talking about like, because in his mind, he's a certain that they have to be of age. Yeah. But he kept saying there were these extremely young looking would seem to be European models just everywhere. And it's all because Jeffrey Epstein's a fucking loser. Yeah. That had to convince all these other losers that he was a ladies man by paying for it. And all of these guys had to pay for it. They all were such tremendous losers. All right. So here's something that I can't stop thinking about. And this is obviously me just hypothesizing, you know, out into the world. When are they going to start digging up the island? I think I started digging up the ranch and looking for bodies. I don't want to. That's what's got to happen. It's all by new people now. Who owns it? It's me guy. But seriously, yeah, I don't know, you know, because I know we know some victims, but they had to have killed some of them. Yes. Oh, yeah. I think Epstein, there are several things he alludes to in all of the emails about murdering people, torturing people. I think a lot of it's euphemistic, but legitimately, he talks about it quite often. They talk about burying people. They talk about all these sorts of stuff and I would not put it past them. And it just seems like it happened. Also, Robin Leach was to be apparently stabbed to a strangle to girl. I don't think it's true. I have no idea. Anything in that spreadsheet document I just want to say is like a silk scarf. Unfortunately, only with caught a eye. So what do we know about Stephen Deckoff? He's the guy who bought the island. We don't I don't know a heck of a lot about him. I really don't. Is he in there? Let's look for him. Rob, can you do that? Stephen S.T.E.P.H.E. with Deckoff. But let's go back to the comedians. I do want to talk a little bit more just because I find it really interesting. He was obsessed with older Jewish comedians, as you can imagine. He loved, you know, Lou said name them. Woody. Woody was his guy. So Woody Allen was, if they were very, very, very close and Woody Allen was sort of the any kind of little bit of doubt anyone had is so far out the window. He can fucking get all. I want him floated out on a raft into the middle of the planet. I just hate the years I spent defending this man because I thought he was funny. It makes me insane. It needs to be put into a raft and he'll be like, oh God, I can't even, oh, it is even this even happening. He is like the most fun man in the torture problem. Yeah, fucking somebody do it already. These guys, this is like going to find Nazis when they're 99. Who gives a shit? Lock them up. And so Woody Allen was used as bait for many comedians. So he would use Woody Allen as a way to get comedians to come over because people were interested. Obviously, they want to meet Woody. Yes, because unfortunately, guys, I'm going to let this, like, don't, don't project this onto me, obviously. comedians, I think of all of the artists might be the most corruptible because we start so innocent. We're just little guys. I think it does broadly. Yeah. Ugly, ugly, we're gross, we're socially awkward. And then one day you figure out how to weaponize your own personal, like, your security blanket, you learn to weaponize it. And I think some guys, they stay that bitter little nerd their whole life. And then they just want to hurt people and then can't wait to tell the whole world to go fuck themselves as soon as they can get enough money to do it. And they're very easily bought. And there's not just that as a comedian, I've noticed over the years, people will come up to you and just say the worst thing possible because they think you'll think it's funny. Well, how many times, how many times, as soon as you say you're a comedian, they hit you with the F words and all the shit. Oh, yeah. And it just gets to a point where like, listen, bro, you don't know me. You have no idea who I am. And it doesn't, comedian doesn't just mean code for horrible predators. Yeah. And not anymore, guy, we're trying to turn it back, guys. We're trying to turn it back. It's a new day. It's a new day. But he get left out of the death pool. Woody Allen because he doesn't deserve the fucking isn't deserve it. He ain't going to die. He's too much of a hyper contract. I think he's cares himself. Look at the old whispering Jewish man as he sits in his natural habitat. I want to start investigating anyone over 90. He's like, how do awful people live forever? Oh, yeah, dude. Of course. Look at Chris Catherine O'Hara as an exact example. Yeah, she should, she got sick and died immediately because she worked too hard because she cared too much because she had a fucking soul. So that's the problem. I said, as soon as the soul's a fucking liability in this industry. Oh, yeah. So we also, it's, I think a lot of it is he was fans. So you listen to these guys talk about stuff. It's just funny because they're all over. Mark Marin said, no, the first time I've ever liked him. What do you mean? He said, no all the time. Yeah, I know. He invited him to the island. He invited him to the island. He invited him just to dinner and he said, no. But obviously, I think you're right. He's just anti-social. Yeah, he just doesn't like hanging out with people. He always says no. I've tried to get him on a podcast. I tried to book him on a show. He said no to me. Actually, didn't answer. No, yeah, exactly. At least he said no to Jeffrey Epstein. You know, so he got out there. That was like one of the only times I've liked him. But you know, I'll say, he said no to Saudi. He did say no to Saudi. Yeah. No, he's got a moral compass, man. But also what he's going to do. What is his material? Is his material going to go well in Saudi? Is there anything? Is there anything? Is he going to do that? He could bring his notebook out and re-odd. Yeah. I don't think it works like that. You know, he's the only one in the chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that's not the vibe of the entire night. So I don't think so. All of this to say is that they're going to now try to say about the files that they are too complicated. They're going to say that all of it is disproven. They're going to say a lot of stuff in the next couple of weeks. And I would like for you to use your own, like, this is the only really time I will say this. Use your own brain and try to see where things match up. Yeah. Just try to look at it and understand what they've done here is they've removed. They've stripped the context away from all things so that you will look stupid or crazy talking about it. I know because no one wants to fucking talk to me anymore. Yeah. Just the only fucking thing I talk about anymore. I've been talking about it for fucking days. I've talked about it to every single person. I've seen. I've been talking about it for years. I've been talking about it for years. I've been talking about it for so much. You're going to an eight-year-page book. Dude, we were at it. We were at it. We were at a horrible thing on a plane that I wish she didn't say. We legitimately were at a hotel. And Eddie and I saw an obvious sex worker. And it took all of my strength and I'd go up to the sex worker and say, go home. You need to go home before somebody fucking kills you, lady. Somebody's going to fucking shoot you in the head, lady. They don't care about you, lady. You got to go. Go anywhere. She seemed nice. Justice.gov slash Epstein. Go search. Fuck around for a little bit. Picks the names. Just start reading emails. It's just fascinating to like see someone as evil as him and how he talks and rant. He talks like we do. They are such morons. They are such losers. But it worked. But their high-minded stuff is an entire smoke screen to create a very similar to the Murdoch's, a sense of civility to entire industry based upon leverage, sexual assault, hostile takeovers of businesses, short-changing us. They view us as expendable. This is the entire, this is the big message I'm getting. We're just way to get more money. All we are are crank out more kids for them to fuck. We're primates that are supposed to work in the factories. Okay, that's all we are to them. And make their things. If we're not there to bend over or do the little fucking stupid jobs that they want, it's the reason why they're trying to replace us with robots because they're easy to do. Just remember that as you go through this material, keep your hands swivel. All right. I want to move on. But Clintons. Oh yeah, they can't even talk about it. Bill and Hillary Clinton live. They're coming February 25th and 26th. Do you're a local see span? They I cannot be able to watch this dude. I want to fucking mystery science theater 3000 it. How do we do that? Is that allowed? Can we do it on Patreon or something? Yeah, probably. I'm going to watch the testimony live that I want to fucking do a drinking game. Yeah, let's do it. Because my view about Bill and Hillary Clinton is that he knows how to stand trial, dude. He fucking he went through all those impeachments. Didn't get him. I'm going to put it this way. All that fucking evidence he did it. And he was like, I did it. These fucking ass napkins in Washington DC are going to get there. They're going to get them. They're going to get it handed to them by Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. Well, are they too old now? Are they out of the game? Absolutely not. Bill Clinton's ready to go. Bill Clinton's been waiting for this this whole life. He's so sick. This is what I think is happening. This is what I think is going to happen. So we've talked about this. They're coming in together. So it's going to be interesting, you know, kind of separate. And my mind is we're all talking about obviously one thing I have. Is that he's going to completely fall on the sword because he knows that if Hillary Clinton goes to jail, he's fucked. She's going to kill him from jail. I think that he's like he's afraid. He's like, and I only went for it to do though. Unless he goes in first and he's like, I do care to us all Hillary. Wear a goat mask. Yes, I was there. He was her bill gates. I saw Bill Gates. They flayed. Amolation girl. They better clit off. I saw you have the rest or feel their pain. Like I could see him like, but he has to get that's why he's going first. Yeah. So we can maybe throw her under the bus. But otherwise, because he throws her under the bus. He's not going to get. I mean, this could be his chance to finally be free bill. No, Bill Clinton. We have to remember Bill Clinton is going to be immune. Yes, because he has to be out because that is through the Supreme Court, which Trump enacted while he wasn't president that you can arrest a former president. A dude. And so this is if if bills are real, G, this is when he uses his shield. This is when he uses his shield to go in and say, yeah, I'm a such. I did rape and so did he and so did he and so did he and literally just he could. Who knows? And then Hillary had nothing to do with it. Well, Hillary is just going to I think she's going to let her pussy eat the microphone. And then I think that she's going to slash Marjorie Taylor Green space open. So let's see. I can't wait to man get her in the fucking cage. I want Hillary Clinton in that fucking cage. Her fucking Marjorie Taylor Green toe to toe. That mean Marjorie's going to flip. But there'll be the thing too. She'll come from the back because now she's a traitor, dude. Oh, yeah. Well, Marjorie, I don't trust that bitch. She's trying to become president. I don't think she can become president of a fucking book club. What's I'm saying? I don't I think she switched sides just so she can come back around. Oh, good for her. I don't trust this bitch. Everyone. They will deserve each other. Yeah, they certainly do. They all fucking deserve each other. All right. We talked about this for 45 minutes. I'm sorry, but like one more. John Bade Ramsey. Everyone's fucking about it. I love it. It's in our wheel. Mr. Every fucking day. I wish I could fucking guy wish we could have just had one joint together. So there is a picture in Jeffrey Epstein's house. A giant photograph with a little blonde girl wearing a jumper on his shoulders. Everyone thinks that little blonde girl is John Bade Ramsey. It looks a lot like her, but I will. John Bade Ramsey had the same jumper. It's very possible. Who is the girl? Otherwise, did Epstein have children? They say he was nomin, they, we know he was trying to create a type of controlled scenario where his come would be put in all of these very selected models and he would populate whole like towns with his children. But we don't know how many children he actually had. He was congratulated in a baby boy by Fergie. If you remember her, Sarah Ferguson. Oh, yeah. She said congratulations on a baby boy. Have no idea what that means. There's several pictures of him with family members. Jeffrey Epstein had a secret child 15 years ago. Yeah. I mean, with John Bade Ramsey, I imagined finding out Jeffrey Epstein as your father. You didn't know you had. I mean, where's that money? I mean, where's that fucking money? You know, you know what's weird, Daddy? I think it's painted. You think it's painted? I think he did it as a funny joke. Because that Bill Clinton in the monochrome dress. And the dress is painted. Yes. Oh my God. It's fucking the other. I think it's just a funny joke, buddy. You think so? Yeah, unfortunately. There's no real corroborating evidence to put him in Denver. There's nothing to put him over there. There's no, there's some connection to maybe John Bade Ramsey. And I mean, if you really, oh God, Eddie, if we really want to, they saw just laying in the background of like the last photograph that she was ever in. I don't know. It also seems so long. I mean, I don't fucking know. I feel like with John Bade Ramsey, still, look at her balmeister. I think it's closer to those connections. I've no idea what's going on with John David Norman. If she was missing and we never found her, I'd feel like we could talk about Epstein Moore with John Bade Ramsey. I believe so too. I don't think that she was just killed in her own home. That doesn't seem like Epstein's M.O. No, and I will always believe that she was killed from somebody outside of the family unfortunately. But I, and that actually points towards some form of system involved. Yeah. Which I'm no longer going to fight against. I'm no longer going to say this is, I'm done. I'm toast, guys. I'm, I'm, I'm re, I'm re, I'm re, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm re reading program to kill. Just to remember with David McGowan, when you're re reading program to kill that Henry LeLucas is filled with shit, but the Mark De Tro stuff now makes even more sense. So that's all over and that's all over and fucking Europe. Oh my god. Eddie Russell Wilson tried to buy his boat. No, he did. He really did the giant owners all over it. And again, not necessarily do the wrongdoing, but punk to Donnie Phil was in the files as well. But it's a bad angle, but they say that that it looks a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a make a Dude, we have updates. Yeah, we got updates. So, I can't believe we're just getting the updates. Dude, this is too much today. It is a lot. You, great job on the info dump, by the way. That's great, everybody. No, no, no, no, no, you, they need it. I needed it. As long as it made sense. No, it did, I followed the whole thing. Wow, look at that neck. So yeah, he got really, you got really hardcore strangled. Which he would have been if he died by suicide, but it does look like he's all bruised up and he very much, you know, they talked about the broken neck bone. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know, Eddie. Yeah. Cause did he hang himself from a door knob or from the ceiling? Dad, I don't know. I think from the bed. From the bed. I think I was from the bed, from the, oh yeah, maybe from the bunk bed. Yeah. So it was, it had to have been murder then. I thought we thought he did it himself as a personal theory. I do believe that, I still believe he was allowed to do it. They're like, hey, here's your rope. It's your time. Go do it. I think so, yes. I was like, yes, I'll see you later. I don't think he'd do it before they were going to poison him or stab him to death. Yeah. It was one of the other. Yeah. I think so. All right. So guys, Henry made a superhero. So guys, it looks like we're just star makers. Right? Out of here. We're giving the last podcast bump out to a lot of guys. Some people deserve it. Some people don't. This guy doesn't. No, he does not. Sherman, Shiaigan, the piggyback bandit has decided to own his legacy. So now the piggyback bandit as we covered, we know that he has been banned from, he's like from five different states as worth of high school sports. Yes. He says now that he's been banned from over 20. He's super proud about it. The piggyback bandit just so you don't maybe this you know, his name is Sherman, Shiaigan. He's 42 years young. 240 weigh in into two, 20, 240. It has stout six foot one. He comes out there and he he concineuates himself into high school sports games afterwards by dressing like a mentally handicapped sort of helper person, right? He wears like a, he looks like he looks like he works for the team. He looks like he collects the basketball. Yes. And so he insinuates himself into it very cleverly I might add and he jumps on the backs of young boys. Big of boys. Big of back. Big of back. Big of back. And then he rubs his gendels all over the lower back and then he'll advance to, he was read the one time like when he was arrested is because he handed him a note that said, I hope that but does more than poop and fart and then here's $20. Yes. That's so mixed up. I mean, so mixed up. He got the big club. He ain't cheap. We give him so he's back at $20. $20 is a lot for guy like him. But so I have some theories here. I have some theories here. So Sherwin Shiaigan, he called the police saying that he called that one himself. He said he was having chestbands. When he arrived, when they arrived at this, I guess he was at a hotel. It was outside of Cleveland. I have no idea how this guy is is booking hotels and plane tickets and stuff. Like it's I mean, it's great. Oh, he's like, it's kind of hard. You still got to figure out where you go. But the bus station just be like, what's next? I'm honestly, I'm kind of impressed. You know, I mean, those buses, you can just hop on them. I remember what it's like the day like I was just like, I was stuck on Christmas. I just started good and on buses that were heading north. Go ahead and get it. No, I understand. So Sherwin, they get there and Shiaigan is full. Remember George Costanza? Yeah. And Seinfeld when he's like also in there. There's a there and they, he's laying out naked. I'm the fucking pilot's bed. Yeah, I'm the fat. He's got a blanket on. Oh, no, he's got a blanket. He knew he was naked. Yeah, he knew he was naked. So they said that. He doesn't have chestbands. It's like, nah, I just kind of want to do. I wonder if you knew about me. I'm gonna piggyback band it. And they were like, what? And then I guess he showed him. He showed him footage of a podcast that had been covering it. Yes. Yeah. Recently. Yeah. That's a game. I gotta say, I'm gonna go ahead and say it's like 75% chance it was off. Yeah, he said. So they went to there. They didn't know what to do. They during the Tuesday encounter, the whole downplay asked police to remove Cheyenne from the property because he was expecting a stealing snacks. Which I guess how he lives, right? Yeah. He was not cited. They warned the school saying that he's around and he said he asked them, do you want a big regret? He gets to piggyback. He gets to piggyback reds. He asked the greedy. He had to give some. You know, you can't just take. I don't know. I don't want to be an active item. He then said that he went to the police. He was bragging about being banned from 20 some states and he asked all the cops have been wanting to go to picture with him because he's famous because he's famous. And he's out there. He said that he was gonna plan to leave the state on an airplane. So this is my question. Natalie first asked me, how in the living fuck is he making money? Yeah. And I think he's, I just think he's probably disabled. He might be on disability. You know what I'm actually thinking to Eddie and this is really, I think this is real gross. I think that he's learned over time that men will give him money to do things to them and that he's learned to try to give money to other men to try to get something from men. Oh, you think he's a prostitute and just flips it? That's the way you put that. Like, I don't think it's like a plan. You know, I mean, I don't think that sounds like a plan. I don't think it's like, I'm gonna suck this guy's dick so I can get a big back ride. But on one way, the way you just said it kind of sounds like the character from the song Pink Pony Club. You know what I mean? Like, it's not like a hooker with a heart of gold. You know what I mean? Like, it's not a, he's not out here thinking, oh, wow, that is just him doing the piggyback rides right there. Are you looking at that video? He's like a little chihuahua. I mean, he's like a, he's like a pug. He's definitely way more of a pug than that. I, we want him on the show. No, I don't. He's not coming on the show. No, I just want to talk about it. We give enough press. You're not arrested too much. And Epstein style interview with him. I want to sit down with just me and him, and ask him about his thoughts about the universe. Ask him where the soul goes. And he can ask him about like, yeah, what math is correct? Well, we can't do a string theory in New Jersey, North Dakota or Montana. I'll tell you all about string theory. You got to do it. You got to put it little tiny tugs. Yeah. What's your theory of everything? But the thing is like Natalie was like, so there's a part of me that really believes that I think that he might have just kind of, you remember Harry with the gold coins that used to go up to John at the records? Yeah. So Johnny Moreno that was on our sketch group murder fist was in a sketch group murder fist when I was working at the photo development lab with him. There was a guy that used to come in him, Harold. Now I, he was like the guy from family guy, the old guy from family guy. I sure think he's, he's this guy. He used to go, hi John, you got me gold coins, you got me gold coins. And that was when we had the dollar coins, the dollar gold coins, he'd be like, you know, so he'd give him like, they'd change out money for the gold coins. He's like the gold coins. I'd be like, hi John, do you want to watch me do some push ups? Do you want to watch me do some push ups? And he'd be like, yeah, you know, I haven't got time today. And he'd be like, you sign this contract, John, let me slave, I'm a push ups slave. And it was this contract that he had assigned. It was all mimio graft. And the whole thing was like, you're going to make me do push ups until my arms are a popping in a cracking. And you're going to make me do them. And if they're not popping in a cracking, I do them until I'm popping in a cracking. And it's all like this. Like obviously then sit on his back. He once he said his back while he's doing the push ups. And it's all like very, because it's not sex. Because it's the wrong parts on the wrong sides. Yeah. But it's definitely sexual. Yeah, of course. People are all kind of stuff. And I don't want to I can shame anybody. No, except for the piggyback band. Hey, at least Harold asked for permission. Yes. And you saw the contract. Well, I mean, that's legally binding. Piggie bags asking for permission, right? No, he's not. No, he's jumping on back to that permission. He's trying to buy sex. Oh. And for you, if you want to open that back up again, I can remind you what his message was. I love it. It's the one of my favorite. $10 plus note. This is $10. Oh, so we have the note for letting me give you a massage. This is $10. For you letting me give you a massage. Thank you for letting me give you a massage. Use the money wisely. Oh, I love to tell you. You tell me I'm a grown sex worker. Also, I want to tell you you have a nice ass with those pants on. Use your ass wisely. DeFart and poop. Also, I heard if you wear your hat backwards, you fart more than other people. I got my hat backwards too. He's never wearing a hat though. I just... You're right. He's got a big hat. It's got to be hard to find it. He's definitely not a fit in hat. Definitely a snapback. It's just about the flirty. I got my hat backwards too. Oh my god. What have we even done here? You fucking bitch, you laugh. Oh, all right. Is there any stories that don't involve sexual assaults? Jill Biden's ex-husband accused of killing his wife. Fuck you, Andrew! Oh yeah, hell yeah! Man, that's a great story, dude. I just just dropped. I don't even know what's happening. This is so insane. That headline made me nuts. That's so funny. Honestly, it wasn't... I was just like, let me check the news real quick before we jump in here. It's like, what? So, it is. It's like two paragraphs still developing. William Stevens. It's 77. A charge with murder and Delaware. Of course, Delaware. They love their Delaware. I don't understand what is going on in Delaware. Oh my god. This comes from I found it on NewsR. Jill Biden's ex-husband is charged with killing his wife after week's long investigation. It is 64-year-old Linda Stevenson was found unresponsive in the living room and she was pronounced dead at the scene. Monday, 77-year-old William Stevenson was arrested and charged with first degree murder. Wow. Wow. She really knows how to pick him. What kind of type? She really does. Wow, he does kind of look like crazy. But I will say Joe's more handsome than now. Oh, he's definitely more handsome. You know what? I will say... You could do a whole ton of pushups. After all of this being said and done, I just was like, I was watching the footage of fat... The fat fucking shit is pants in the White House. Don't worry about it. And I was just thinking about like, you know, we misaligned Grandpa Joe. Because Grandpa Joe, when he shed his pants, he did in the privacy of his quarters and he cried tears of shame. Yes. Like a real old man supposed to do. Like a real honorable old man. Joe Biden, when he shot himself in the fucking White House, he hid it and he cried knowing his life was coming to an end because he felt it. That all he say that about him, that daughtering old man knew he was dying and he took it on the balls. Hold on Joe, you have to live one day longer than Trump. He's not going to live one day longer. That's all ass. He's not going to live one day out. I want to out. It's just one of those Biden just to understand, I see your struggle. And I'm glad you kept it in your pants. We're just the shortest amount of time. You think when they found out the news, Joe, they turned to Joe. I never liked him. I never. I, as soon as it all goes that I think that he's just like, you may or tell me, Jack, I could have been shit in my pants in public. It's over time. I've been honest, Jack, me and Cornpops. I had nine cornpops this morning. I have sleepers and log in my pants. Oh my God, is there a tree in it? Oh, well, I got it. William Stephenson married Joe Biden in 1970 when they were in college and they divorced in 1975. Several years before she married Joe Biden. Wow. Holy shit. That's really, really well. You know, Stephenson's the one who placed the nine one one call. So we'll find out more as it develops. Oh, we will. Especially if you place the call. Sometimes you might be guilty. Also, remember to, when the cops ask you an question or an interrogation, this is one of my favorite. When they say to you, what do you think should happen to somebody who'd be guilty of this crime? They think you're guilty. Yes. I mean, some dude tried to break Luigi Mangioni out of prison with a pizza cutter. That was an amazing story too. He walked in and said he was an FBI agent. They literally, they said he had a, I love the way these systems work too. He walked into the jail. He said it was an F-T-V-E-I agent. He says, he's a piece of paper. He said, I'm here to legally release Luigi Mangioni. And they were like, release Luigi Mangioni. I was taking a look at our paper work out. I don't think we were supposed to release Luigi Mangioni. And it was just this idea of like, yeah, obviously, they were going to rule it. Like, but I liked that they checked it. They were like, well, let's just make sure you were never know. You know, I never know. And so they go and he, yeah, he had a pizza cutter and a fork, which is the single funniest thing to release the most Italian boy. It's deeply racist. He might as well be like, I brought some grease so we could slick back his hair. He could slide through the slide. You know, you know, Italians got soft bones. Yeah, here's a flower you're eating. You can start throwing. They're fun balls. It's racist. Here's a little bomb with eyeballs on it. And Luigi thought you could use it. Here's some dough. I mean, who knows this guy? Good for you, buddy. You think you play that as it's like you music comedy. And Luigi heard it and looped himself up. Luigi's like, that is a somebody out there. I thought I mean, that is a somebody out there. I thought I'm afraid of. Watch Luigi get out after all this shit. Did he just beat the death penalty? Yeah. He's got a very good lawyer. Oh, my God. All right. All right. And then also the other story about the world we covering, updating is, so today's show host, Savannah Guthrie's mother, who's an 85 year old woman, Nancy Guthrie, they're saying she was kidnapped. Yes. We have no idea where she is. There's a ransom note now demanding big money in Bitcoin. It just, I don't know if she has access to that. It's very hard to get an app somebody and get that money. And it's really, really, I don't know why they would choose her of all the people. I mean, she's a public figure. It's just crazy. It's just like, you never know who the randomly gonna choose, dude. They remember when they kidnapped Cal Ripken Jr's mom? Oh, yeah, that's right. You never know who they're gonna randomly snag. Well, this is why I fucking me mom's dead. Yeah, I can't give no vulnerabilities. I put one of those GPS locators in my mom's vagina. Good luck getting that out. Yeah, it's all so down. All right, you can't get out. All right. Well, this is really, but we hopefully we will get information on this because it's actually quite scary. That's fucking terrifying poor Nancy Guthrie. But we can't negotiate with terrorists. All right, Joe. And any fucking problems, you were like, my, you could fucking shoot her. I don't care. I don't negotiate with terrorists. I remember that line, dude, the money. You have given the money. No, be like, no. Fuck you. She sent me a pinky. Oh, you think you're gonna fucking kill her send me a pinky. She does seem pleasant. I'm saying Savannah Guthrie fucking call their bluff. Oh, poor lady. Sorry, actually, I'm really sorry. It was just being fun. No, no, it's our job. I was just sad to think of her all just like, I wonder how annoying she's being to the kidnapped. Boy, honestly, that's the only, that's the best thing. It's like the movie, the rest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can always just say exactly. My mom was kidnapped. She would be released within the day. Okay. And you're way trapped in paradise. Oh, that's it. It's not. Was trapped in paradise with no, that's the bank cage. Yeah, but they kidnapped their mom and she's super annoying. That's right. That's right. That's funny. All right, we got some really fun, some emails came in. Oh, yeah, we have to read some of these only just because number one, you'll never make me feel bad about the death pool because we got reached out to by a family member of someone on the death pool. And they liked it. Yeah, they were very happy about it. And those of you who reached out to it, we love you. We thank you for listening and hit us up with any of your shirt. And we'll let you know, yeah, they demanded that if they're, if they're, if they're a family member dies, that they get to pick the chair. And now you know what? Sure, you got it. You got it. No, please, please. Are you ready, Eddie? Yeah. Yes. Are you horny, Henry? Yes, sure. Now it's my borders and our email. Oh, yeah. All right, we go. So this one is about Ryan Wedding. I love this. I have no idea what, if this is true or not, I fucking love this little breakdown now. This is about Ryan Wedding. Yes, our favorite, are they. Can you be an idiot snowboarder who recently got arrested for being a cartel leader? El Hefe. That's a crazy sentence. Yeah, right? That's why I love this story. So this is this guy did a little bit of a breakdown. Who fucking knows? Since he's from Canada, he somehow gained access to the extremely lucrative heroin markets in their largest cities on the border Vancouver. Then basically emerged after El Chapito showed up with El Mayo in pocket. Basically, the most productive parts of the Cineloa cartel crumbled rather quickly and altogether. Wedding was in a position where he was making the most money. He had the most international influence. It was also able to do things like kill federal witnesses in FBI custody, which I have a hunch is why they had such a hard on for him. So in the Cineloa cartel, El Chapo and one son were captured some time ago. Yeah. And prison in the US now. Then El Capito forms, which is a El Chapo's kids. They formed this fentanyl and heroin focused franchise of the larger cartel. Then the last of El Chapo's sons, kidnap Sal Mayo, who was the financier and business manager of the whole cartel. He then flew him to Houston, turned him over while he turned himself in and probably got a sweet fucking deal. After the dominoes fell, Wedding was left with the most lucrative markets and the muscle to put down his competitors. It seems that since this term of trumps CIA, ATF and even Delta Force has been led off the chain in Mexico full scorched earth. And now the cartel fears the US military special ops more than prison. So Wedding arranged and turned himself in the American Embassy in Mexico City. It seems like he was hoping to pull a Julian Assange, hoping to keep his extradition out of the embassy in legal limbo. But appears they just kidnapped his ass. So it honestly feels like the goal was very similar to Scotrio, Medellin, a dictator that controls the drug trade with whom we can deal with. And that makes total sense to me because we now know that cash but tell the YouTuber in charge of the FBI. He came out and said they quite part out loud by saying that we were in Mexico when we got him and we weren't supposed to say that out loud. And it's because he's bad at the job and he was purposely put there to make the FBI almost impossible to work with. Yeah. Woo. Nice. Look at this fucking guy dude. He was big dude. He's huge. He has to be dude. It's crazy though to think I just never think of snowboarders as being big and buff. I would, I mean, I feel like I think that he has gotten buffer since the snowboarding days. So yeah, that's what I would say. And I just want to do this one. He does look scary. I've never been intimidated by someone who says they snowboard before. No, that's a scary man. That's a big scary dude. That's a big scary man. Alright, so first, next one. I'm going to begin the process again. I don't care. I don't fucking care. What are you doing? So tomorrow, you're going to listen to our, we're going to do a talk back on our YouTube page. You can go LP and TV. We're going to be doing a, you're going to come and talk to me, shareholders meeting. I'm going to talk to all of you, all of your questions. We're going to talk about Beyond the Veil too. So they'll go turn in, but I might be beginning this whole thing again. What do you mean? I'm writing to you about a painting I own by the Vancouver Street artist Ken Foster. Okay. For those who don't know, Ken was a fixture of the downtown East Side, a street artist from the darkest patch of four blocks in North America. I know what that's like. His work reflects that deep dark gritty alleyways. I'm not attacking a photo of this painting. I've come to realize that when this piece is faced outward and people can see it, negative things happen. I originally gave this painting to my sister who has a master's in art history. She loves art. If for 10 years, she never put it up. When she finally gave it back, she told me she felt a specific dark sadness coming off of it. Like a deep secret was hidden in the paint. She could actually feel a negative energy pushing off the canvas. I took it back and leaned it against the wall face out on my basement suite. Almost immediately, things fell apart. My car broke down. Electronics just stopped working. I felt a heavy physical pressure on my brow whenever I was near it. The flood, my basement flooded twice. The water came up from under the floor and the carpet was thick and sobbing. Maybe it's irresponsible. No, who knows. But the water never touched the painting. It's that they're perfectly dry in the middle of the mess. I moved it to the laundry room by the heater three days later. The heater broke. My roommate who lives upstairs eventually admitted he got the exact same feeling my sister did just by being around it. I'm reaching out to see if Henry Edward Marcus wants this piece for the office or somewhere in the LPN building. I'm happy to send it your way, but I'll just say this. Be aware of what's happening once you turn it face out. P.O. Box 4700. No, I don't want it. North Hollywood, California. No, he's talking about 1603. We're going to fucking go. I'm going to house it. We don't need bad luck. I'm going to bring it to some other place. Put it in your storage unit. I'm going to bring it over to the Mystic Museum. Yeah, the Mystic Museum. We're going to bring it someplace. The Museum of Death. Well, this isn't a museum of death. It's getting more mystic. It's a big. It's wrapped up in a piece of paper. It's not going to do anything. I don't like this. Of course you know, why do you bring in this weird shit to the office? It's fun for me. It's stupid. 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And obviously, the idea of like having to click on the, are you over the age of 18 to be on a government website? It's wild. It's wild to me. But thank you guys. Live every day, knowing for a fact, we're the controlled opposition. And we're going to have to be, right? Yeah, because we love being paid by various counterparts in the Russian government. You know that though. Right? And we laugh every day. When I get my money from the disinfo groups I work for, and when I get money from every Asian to blue, yes, yes, it's okay to be traced internationally. It's a goal. So just remember, never meet your heroes unless, of course, you're a 16 year old girl. Yeah, I like to meet my heroes and my heroes. I mean, sandwiches. Go me too. I am delicious. Sandwiches never done nothing to nobody. Ain't done nothing to nobody. Never. Never diabetes. We're going to be on the road. Um, I'm going to be in San Francisco with a punchline on February 18th for Grant Gordon and Julie Rosing. 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