Chubby Gambino & Wu Tang Generator

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You like the music of Childish Gambino? By Donald Glover. So when you're talking about him. Yeah. No, just Childish Gambino talking about his music. Right. I love that he just did the, it's the Wu Tang Clan name generator. Is that really what he did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just did the thing online. He said he was going to, he was going to just definitely do the first thing he came up with. I didn't even know what that is. What is that? It's a thing online. I want to do it. We'll do it. What would mine be? First, let me show Jacob this fucking stacked in Jack Donald Glover that he tells me about. Mine would just come up fat douche. You know what, play the song too. This actually starts off pretty cool. It's a great video too. The video is insane. It's awesome. It has won like tons of awards. Yeah, it's a big deal. Yeah. It's dark. I mean, in a couple ways. Okay. We're not doing that today. We said no more on the pre-records. I apologize. I forgot we had to talk. Remember our thing about the pre-records we said? Yes, the pre-records. We're not going to make Lou have to do a bunch of editing. First of all, he's got little fat on the side. I'm seeing it right now, Jacob. That's what I'm saying. He's not shredded. I'm not talking about this. I said community. Dude, he is so not in shape in this video. No, listen. Bobby, he looks one bazillion times better than either of us. Yeah, but that's never the point. Can we make that? Turn it up, Lou. That's never the point, Jay. That's never the point. We're never talking about us. No, you're right. We know we're fat and disgusting naked. And I'll be honest, his body is actually far better than I remember being in this video, and I watch this video a lot. Let's get good arms. I think it's what it is, it's that his stomach has a little bit of a thing, so I'm like, oh, he don't care about that. Which also tells me that he's in shape because he's just in shape. Yeah, that's like I have to get in shape for this video because I'm going to be wearing just civil war pants. They are civil war pants, huh? For the wrong side, too, by the way. But I mean, if I had his body, my shirt would be off during the show. Oh, if I had his body, I'd rub my stomach every morning. That's him in community. I'd still say he loves McDonald's. That, that, that, what is it? That's not real. Yes, it's real. That's not real. You made that with AI so you can masturbate. Okay. Fucking weirdo. Fucking psycho asshole. Stop putting in underage black children and making their bodies good in AI, dude. You're going to end up on a list, you freak. Oof, this video is crazy. It's wild. It's so good. Yeah. He also has, he's also genreless music, which is kind of interesting. What do you mean by that? Because my favorite song by him probably is that Red Bone song. And it's just like, that's him singing in a falsetto the whole song. I never heard it. This is as far as I got with this guy. Oh, put on some Red Bone. Let yourself enjoy it. Yeah, he's definitely not jacked. Jacked is the wrong, but the picture Jacob showed is a guy who's jacked. Yeah, but that's just his fantasy. But that is Jacob's fantasy. I said it was a community for a hundred times. It's your fantasy, dude. We got it. Do I see it live? It doesn't matter. Can you do that move, Jay? You're a dancer. What was it? The one where he does the kicks? Yeah, he does the kicks but grabs his ankle in the back. Let me see. Probably. Here. Let's see. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. He didn't grab it. Touched it. I mean, whatever, dude. You don't have to be so technical. Why are you so technical? Well, you want me to see if I could do it? I'm going to see if I could do it. I don't know if I could do a bunch of grabs, but I think I could do what he was just doing. All right, let me see it. Let me see it one more time, Christine. Can we, you need the music, though, right? No, not even. I don't know. I don't know if I could do that. You have that in your head. You have that in your head. You have to jump. You got to jump. I mean, the timing's bad. Snap, snap, snap. Yeah, yeah. What are you doing? I'm seeing when I jump up that first foot. Jump up the foot. Go back. You jump up on the both at the same time. You jump and kick back at the same time. Jump and kick. I can't find the rhythm of this. Here we go. Ready? I'm trying. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. There it is. No, that wasn't it. That was almost it. I'm doing it wrong. You're so hard on yourself. I thought I could do it. You're so hard. I did it. Poco could definitely do it. Poco could do everything. I got the motion sitting. He has a Poco body. Yeah. Yeah, he has a Poco. He's a Filipino boy. Little more muscular than Poco in the arms. Little bit. Little bit. Where's Redbone? Let Bobby see this guy's diverse range. Again, not shredded, by the way. Also here equally not shredded. Equally not shredded. Equally not shredded. Is it going under another name? Redbone? No, it's not even song. No, the song's Redbone. Oh. I do like those pants, though. But it's the point of all this. This energy is so great for music. I believe it. But it would make me not believe his comedy. He's just talented, dude. He's like Prince. Oh, Jamie's there? Jamie loves it. Yeah. She had to go to somebody else after you. After you stopped taking your shirt off. Oh, he's going to edit himself here. I'm going to go with the bummer. That's one of my favorite lines. I can't say it anyway, though. What is it? You'll see. How could this guy be funny? He could be at a party funny. He could be funniest guy in his group of buddies. You love it. I do love it. It's so good. I've never heard it. In fairness, you have heard it. It's because he's using the background of a, it's got that I love you, Mary Jane, which has been used a lot. It's a sample. What's the word he's not going to say? Is it coming? No. N words creepin'. Oh, really? Right there? Could you, I would love to be able to be that sexy and not be made fun of. Right. It was when he switched from Donald Glover to Childish Gambina, you're like, Donald Glover's rapping, and then he's just this wildly talented musical career. All you have to do is have another name. And here's where I'll tell you the fact that, Christine, get to one of the parts where he screams relax. I don't want to show you something else this guy does. Another reason why it's like, it can't be funny. Jay, if you could be sexy, or funny, what would you be? Sexy. Really? So talented. Jacob's sliding off his chair right now. He's actually doing. Oh, it was always a huge Donald Glover fan. He's a 30 rock writer. Stop bringing up 30 rock. I don't care about as funny. I don't trust it. It won't be good. Brilliant on community. He's a fat shit. Well, someone's girlfriend likes Donald Glover. God, he's got a flat ass though. He's got a flat ass. He's got a flat ass. He's got a flat ass. God, he's got a flat ass though. Now, can you go to him doing a 3,005 live at like an outside festival? Because I will say, here's what makes me frustrated about this. Why do you got to do comedy? And I'll tell you why. It's why he should not ever want to do it. I think he has ultimately stopped doing stand up. He hasn't done stand up in years. But I remember I'd be on the road when I first started a headline and he'd be like the week after me or the week he was coming. I go, oh, that's a, and he's from community still. That was like what his thing was. Yeah. And then he just got to the acting stuff and then he did the music. And I couldn't even begin to give a shit. This is actually one of his first songs that he performs. And like, I like the song now, but like, I didn't even listen when it came out. I go, I met him. What are you doing? I met him at the up front when I was on FX. Oh, for Atlanta. And he just, Atlanta was his first year when they were doing the up fronts. And he was walking through the hotel, little ballroom area. And he stopped and stared at me. And I stared at him. And then he just looked at me like he, And you both said they're letting wipe you. And he said they're letting black people in here over each other. They're letting white black people in here. But he stared at me and I stared at him. We like had a moment and then he just looked away and took off. But I didn't even know he was a standup at that time. I didn't even know about the show coming on. But I was like a creek comic. Wasn't he started at the creek? Really? It's fucking weird. I never saw him do standup. I've only seen on the acts comedy tour when I worked at comics. It was like him, Whitney Cummings, Steve Rainn is easy. He's not funny. Is he funny? He's funny on the show. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he does well. But how good can he be when like underneath that you have to go to like, He's too cool. Yeah, he's really cool. Go to the outside one. Like this is an outside? No, no, no. Go to like where it's like daytime outside because that's like, This one? That works. Is this him singing? That works too. Okay. Either one of them. And I'm just saying like, yeah, this is good. It's like summer jam. This will never do a thing. Including comedy jam is this fun. Does the other one have better sound outside? Josh would have to say something about that. You know, I'll take this example. Josh, what do you mean? I do it all the time. You guys want to do the jam during the day? That'd be fun. This is so much more fun than anything we've done, Bobby. Yeah. Ever. Comics come home. Opening for Shane. Yeah. Opening for Dane, Shane. Opening for Dane and Shane. Louie. Dane and Shane. Dane and Shane and Louie. Wow, look at that standing drummer. How cool is that? I mean, everyone's yelling it back at him. Yeah. He was just like, I get it. He was just like too nervous to go into this and went into comedy. Like, I can't believe this was in him the whole time. Maybe he used comedy, honestly, to get like over a stage fight, maybe? Maybe, but he might be that genius that he's like, I'll just do this for a little bit. You know, Louie became a novelist. I think he was going to do a stop animation for a minute too, which was fucking wild. That's so funny. Yeah. But I mean, this dude is already at this point acting in a ton of shit. He was just, community was, I think, over when Childish Gambino started. Imagine this being your second career. I know. This is why he had a stroke. He has too much talent. His brain was too full. He had to leak out. His character on community was a nerd, but he was always cool. Even then, he was just cool. The hot bringing up fucking community. I'm saying he was cool. Look at this. This is cool. That's what I'm saying. Goofy chicks. Watch community, bro. Yeah. Goofy chicks. With Harry on pits. I agree with you. He could never hide us cool. I don't watch shows like nerd bitches. Yeah. We're not fucking dweebs, man. Yeah. I mean, it's, by the way, what he's doing right there is just, he wrote this song. He's doing it in front of all these people who are caring so much more than any good joke. Don't forget he's wearing a belt, not in the belt loops, just around his ass. Is he? Yes. Yes. The fuck is, how cool is that? I got to see. No, no, it's through the loop. No, it's not. It is. It is. Yeah. No, no, no. No, the pants are, it's through the loop to pants are low. Oh, I'm sorry. He could show his underwear because his guts not hanging over it. Sorry, he's got black underwear. I thought he, it's even cooler than you thought. It's pretty fucking. There's pants are sagging, but they're not going anywhere because his fucking black ass is holding it up. That fucking beautiful black tush. Yeah, he's in shape here. So here's my point. Not shredded or jacked here, but in shape. He's in good shape. I've never said he's in shape. For sure. But he's never been jacked. But here's my point. Fuck you for even worrying about comedy. You fucking asshole. Just do this. Fuck you for being wildly successful in comedy before you ever even did this. Could you imagine wearing your T-shirt around him? But not comedy and acting. I think he's a tremendous actor too. He's wearing his T-shirt around his head as a sweat band. Something. Let me just take this off and make a sweat band. Oh man. You know how much time he took to do his hair that day? None. Didn't give a fuck. He just wakes up all black and awesome. But the sneak is a crisp though. Look at the way he just. Sneak is always crisp. Oh, let's just add in also just like he just dances good for what he's doing. Yeah. Fuck this guy. Who's that? Is that Yamanica? She's cool too. Yeah, she was cool. There's nothing cooler than a fucking big black chick playing guitar. Drums. Alabama shakes. Fuck. Oh my God. Okay, Alabama shakes almost pushes it. What is that? What is that? What is that? He's doing it great. He's just like, I don't know. Sexy ass motherfucker. He's just like feeling it. He's like dancing from his soul. He's probably the sexiest man. I say Bruno Mars. I mean that's a clip forever. He's feeling it. He's dancing from his soul. I mean that's forever. I didn't hear it. Can I hear it? You don't have to. It was perfect. I promise you it was clean. He's like dancing from his. He's just feeling it. He's like dancing from his soul. You can stop this and I'll tell you why. I think we know why. No, no, no. It's not. Here's what we have to give him. He clearly, I think he did what we said. I think when the music and acting and everything was taking off, I think he really stopped doing. I forget I've been doing comedy so long when I'm thinking of. These times that I'd see him opening for me, it must be a fucking million years ago. I think he's been like way out of comedy, stand-up comedy. It's probably because like, so at my point being this was so long ago, he wasn't long in comedy when he did this. He was already getting acting stuff so he can get shit. But like it's fine. It's like fine. It's not like bad. He was probably a writer. You know like certain writers do stand up. Sure. You know there was a time where writers were writers and stand-up writers. It was separate things. And stand-ups would get on shows. And then there was a sometime in our generation, writers were like, oh I can do stand-up too. And make money. And we were like, ah shit. These fucking dweebs are hanging out. These fucking nerds are learning how to talk in the microphone. Really good jokes. They just have no charisma on stage. But he's a kid here. But what he's doing would do well in any comedy club thing. Oh my god, we'll kill. Like I was saying, he's like so. Yeah. It's like fine. It's passably fine. This is the cellar on Friday and Saturday nights. Yeah. Same shit. But again it seems weird again. Like having him like, it still feels like the cool guy telling you joke because I know what he is. And what in the song and dance this guy has in his heart. It's pretty nuts how talented he is. Look how I'm nailing it while I'm sitting down. But doesn't that make you think, Jeff? That because I know you. Black blue, why are you getting this? Jay, doesn't that make you think though? Because you know you have dance in your heart. And I have song in my heart. That if we just put down this foolish tool of stand up and invested in a new name and just really invested into our hearts that we could be as talented as him on stage. You sing with a band and then I dance behind the band. You sing with a band and then I dance behind you. Interpretatively. Whatever is inside you. I don't know what's inside you. If you're doing like a hip hoppy thing, I'm going to fucking bust it open. But if you're doing something beautiful, I will, I'm assuming flowy. I wear something flowy and do a lot of spinning. Like if we just said fuck it and tried, maybe this is inside of us, dude. Bobby. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, go back a page. Look at the mouse. Someone stole your fucking orb idea, Bobby. Look at this orb situation they have. Oh, they took my on the rock and roll hall of fame. I was ahead of my time. Damn, you aren't innovator. I'm just an innovator. That's why I'm the fluent. Why are we looking at this? Oh, I just clicked or it said click here to. Oh, to get that. Oh, and then it ended up being more complicated than I thought it was going to be. Oh, and clans up for the thing. Yeah, this is the name generator. Oh, is it? Yeah, because you guys were talking. Oh, I would love to find my name. This is, I would love to have a new name. Why do you have to give your email? Um, they just probably want to click to email address the thing and the bonfire email. Does it matter location? I guess it does. Boom. You're the kind mask. Can you do it again? I don't want kind. That sucks. Kind mask. The fuck is that? Do you want me to try Bobby Kelly? Yes, but with an IE. What? That's not you. Don't cheat. All right. Don't cheat. That's a kind mask. Did you do this? What was yours? I don't know. I haven't done it. You've never done it? No. Not that I remember. Here we go. Here we go. What if it's based off the email only? Yeah, what if it's just kind mask every time? Vissual alien. It's better than kind mask. Better. It's better. Vissual alien? You can change your location if you have to say also Bobby doesn't live in New York, New York. So it says you can change. It says in the bottom you can do it. Change your location. Here you go. You're going to be fine. Can we all go? I want to be in the meantime. Of course. All right. Someone's got to remember all of our things. There it is. I got this. I got kind mask. Here's your real. Bobby or Robert? Bobby. Try Bobby. The cheerful watcher. Try Bob. Try Bob. Try Robert. Go back to Robert. Cheerful watcher. The fuck is this? Why is everything so nice? Robert, where he lives. I don't know. Shit. The best one is the visceral alien. I don't even like that one though. It's too wordy. It's not great. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Blinding. Blinding. Shanter. No. What am I a fat monk? What do we have left? Bob? We got. Bob Kelly. Bob Kelly. Bob Kelly. This is it. Well, I got Rob Kelly. Oh, no one's ever called you that. Yes, sir. All right. No, sir. Do you want to do New York? No, no, no. Do Boston. See what about Boston? Okay. Try Boston. Oh. Yeah, Boston. Because I'm in my roots. Okay. That's fair. Golden edu- Yes! Yes! That's okay. I'm the golden educator. Okay. All right. I'm the golden educator here to say, if you don't like me, get the fuck away. I'm working the room like I am always. That's why I'm here to say, if you don't know, I'll tell you what. That's why your wife's a slut. I'll bring it up to your face in the crowd. That's why I'm so fucking loud. You know I'm going to be the golden educator. That's why you are a masturbator. Bring it to my house. Bring it to your room. That's why you have a broom to sweep it up when I'm done. That's where I'm having fun. Don't bring it to me when you're done. That's it. Golden educator. That's why I'm here to say, boom. Yo. That's it. That's it. I did my part. It's in you, dude. You're the music man and I do the- I think it's in me. I just need a little more time with golden educator because I couldn't rap educator. We have to find out what goes with educator. Educator. Medicator. Medicator. Dedicator. Master Bader. No, dedicator. Dedicator. Master Bader, but you got to get that E-R hard. Master Bader. Yeah. I'm a golden educator, not the master Bader. Debater. Bader. Bader. Bader. I'm the one Gader. Yeah. Bader. Wabally-dabally. Wabally-dabally. Wabally-dabally. Baccholate. Translator. Translator. I'll see you a month down the road later. Nope, too wordy. I turn back into Bobcat. But later also. Later. Later. Tater. Tater. Tots. Fader. Creator. Annihilator. Annihilator. I'm the golden educator. Annihilator. I'll fuck your mom. Two months later. She'll be coming home. Walking real funny. That's why you don't celebrate the bunny on Easter. My feast is about this pussy on Easter. The golden educator. Gonna make you hater. That's why you like Tater Tots. The fluence. Wow. I'm gonna get this down. I'm gonna come up with a fucking jam and rap for the golden educator. Golden educator. All right, let's get DJ Lou in there. DJ Lou. Now see, I don't know if it's gonna be able to pinpoint right outside of T-neck. T-neck then. Can you just do Jersey? You're from Jersey, right? Fuck yeah, I am. Proud of it. This is the greatest thing ever. I'll spend all day on this. Yeah. You're gonna find your whole family's Wu-Tang names? Everybody. Get every shirts. E-A-N-E-C-K. We should find out Maxis so you can go home and tell him his. Bad spirit. The bad spirit. The bad spirit. The bad spirit. Let's try your full name. Let's try your full name. Let's try your full name. That's beautiful. Formidable Oracle. Whoa. DJ Lou. Formidable Oracle. It's hard to say, but I like it. And then we gotta record one of these things. After we all get our names, we gotta go once again. The Wu-Tang shirts again. The Golden Educator. The Formidable Oracle. And then we'll go and, or no, we'll go, we'll get everybody else's name. And then you'll go G-O-L-D-E-N Educator. G-O-L-D-E-N Educator. Hey, you. Get out of my class. I class. Hey, you. Get out of my class. Before this day, I'm gonna go to the before this tea, before this Golden Educator come whoop that ass. Oh, you ain't got a motherfucking hall pass to be in my hood. Bitch ass. Bitch ass. Oh, bitch ass. I do a little Kim dance. Oh, oh. You see little Kim come out with Cardi B. It's pretty dope. She looks like a fuck. Formidable Oracle. Christine, let's find out yours. Cardi B's not looking good, dude. What? Her butt. It's like a weird. She's getting it removed. Look good for her. Yeah, a little Kim coming out though. She's getting ass. She said, I'm getting my ass implants. Yeah, she said after this tour she's getting them removed. Little Kim look fucking weird too when she walked out. Shut up. She did do it. Don't you dare. Dude, she walked out. I was like, what is that? She's a queen, dude. She's a turkey. She's a queen of the Opa Lopez. She's a human turkey for sure. 100%. Come on. What? Look at the entrance. Turn it up. She's a queen. She always comes out. She's 4'2". And then she's going to go like this. She only does that one dance, dude. She does like a weird robot. Yeah. She does her robot move. Now, when was this? This was the tour. I don't know how I fucking missed this. It was at the garden. Aren't they fighting? He's a Newark, I thought. Don't they hate each other? This was the garden. No. I thought they didn't like each other. Why would they hate each other? You're probably thinking of Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. No, little Kim's fucking royalty. Oh my God. That is a show filled with fucking annoying black women in the audience. That would be an intolerable wait in line for the bathroom, I bet, for everybody. There would be that one bald white guy who's into it way too much though. Who's just older, yeah, strangely into it. Goes every song. Yeah. Who's this guy? Hi, my name is Randy. I just feel like it'd be like being inside an episode of Baddies. Oh yeah, dude. It's going to be fucking stank in that audience. Dude, everyone's going, and the energy walking out of that place is going to be aggressive horror. They're going to be wanting to fuck and fight. They want to fight and then go home and blow a guy while they hold a steak on their eye. Yeah. The cleanup after that show is going to be a nightmare too. Fuck, dude. So many little tiny bottles of Hennessy and shit snuck in. Yeah, nobody's using a trash can. Dude, nobody's using a trash can. Dude. Fucking chicken wing bones. It's going to be fucking great. They have food that they don't sell. Oh yeah, without a doubt. Is this ham? This is ham. KFC buckets. Just the empty buckets on the ground. Fucking KFC in here. How the fuck are you sneaking a bucket? How'd you sneak in Chitlins? You see this? She brought out... Natalie Nunn? Well, I'm a Natalie Nunn. No. Who is that? Natalie Nunn's the baddie CEO. Come on, dude. This girl puts it all together. I don't know any of this world, dude. You should. Why are they all dressed like fucking vampires? Oh, because they're... So sexy? I'll tell you what. Is that hot and sexy? It hides their turkey bodies. There you go. That's why they're doing it. Can you get to the part where Natalie Nunn comes out? Because we saw this part already. Oh. Is that Natalie Nunn? There she is. Let's see. Where is this bitch? They take all their clothes off and they get into regular clothes. Cardi B. I like Cardi B. I like Cardi B, too. Oh, that's Natalie Nunn. I like the more modern music than I ever thought I would. Oh my God, there's so much stinky ass on that stage. Did she do her song? Oh, yeah. I'ma do what I want with the pickup in the back, Betty Bluntz in the front. Everybody in this audience knows this song, I bet. They all have to wave their asses like that just to cool that thing down. This thing is overheating. Oh. Oh. That's not even a dance move. That's just my ass is hot. Had we ever been to the Maldives, it's immaculate. Look at all that fat ass on that stage. Oh, the baddies are up there. That was Rolly. That was Rolly? Go back. I want to see if the baddies are up there. He brought the bitches out. These are the baddie girls. I bet the whole front row it smells like lamb. We should have gone. I don't think you were here because Isabelle asked about it. I don't think you were here when it was. Is that summer? That might be summer. Summer. No way summer would be up there with her terrible attitude. Who is that? Oh my God, Natalie Nunn, dude. I'm not fucking high heels and made a titanium. It's possible. A hundred percent. Ferragamo titanium. They're going to make the stage steel so they didn't just jab the high heels into it. Oh my God. I mean, baby wipes are bad stage. I've never been more upset. I've missed a concert in my life. And I miss Pink Floyd. Who is that? Those are your kids. Cardi B and her kids. Oh, kids are cute. Dipset and flop set. I'm glad they didn't dress up like fucking whore vampires. She just put out a video where she was like, how the hell do I have four kids from two baby daddies? She's like, it's all kind of a blur. I don't know how this happened. I'm 34. I love getting combed up in. I guess I like fucking that much. I guess I love getting combed up in. Oh, from the Chase Bank fucking bridge. They try to tell you his good seats. No, it's actually good. What is that a bridge up in the middle? Yeah, that's the Chase Bridge. I've never seen that. Cardi B, work it, bitch. What is she wearing? Fruit? What the fuck is that? Now suck it, bitch. Now suck it, bitch. These outfits are stupid as shit, man. Wow, look at the size of that thing. There's no way that thing does not smell. There's no way that thing. When you take that out after the concert, ugh. She put the hell of a show for a dipshit that was just from reality TV. Yeah, she does. I mean, it looks fun. Oh, yeah. I bet the show is fucking killer. I mean, she has put a lot of fucking smokin' mirrors into it, you know? Yeah. She wants a stripper, though. Huh? Oh, yeah. She wants a stripper. Yeah, yeah. I don't know how she made a lot of money. She probably did. She had weird tits then. Yeah, she had them. She had a bad boob job back in the day, so her tits are fucking strange looking. When they had the naked pictures of her back in the day, strange looking titties. They were weird. They look like tranny titties, like from a third world country where they don't have good doctors. What's the... We're gonna do Lou's other name. Did you like it? Yeah. You like Formid- That's a good one. ...Formid- oracle? Yeah. Say it. Lyrical oracle. No. Formidable oracle. Say it again. Say it five times. Formidable oracle. Formidable oracle. Formidable oracle. Formidable oracle. Okay, I like it. DJ Blue. The Formidable oracle. What am I again? Golden dust. He closed it out. Golden educator. Golden educator. Love it. Let's go. Okay, let's see. Black Lose is just gonna come out awesome. Just gonna come out Black Lose. It's just gonna... What's called like the White Tiger? It's just gonna just one shot. Was it Christine? Christine? That's not where I went. Yeah, do your original hippie town. Here we go. Silent Magician. Okay. I don't mind that. You don't like that? Pretty good. It's kind of fitting also. Yeah, I mean, Jay wishes it was more. Well, I'm saying she's behind the scenes of so much stuff and makes magic happen. You're a Silent Magician. That's a good one, Christine. That was good. That was good. So let's keep that. You gotta think about it. I should write these down though. Do you want to try another one? Well, yeah, I'm the magic. So there's two magicians over here. Yeah, he seems unlikely. Yeah. Are you gonna steal Lose Thunder? What are we in the fucking circus? Okay. Sorry, dude. Jesus Christ. Okay. All right. DJ Cackle. That's not my Wu-Tang name. No, that's different. Wait, hold on. We have Golden... Educator. Educator. Educator. And Lou, you are formidable. Formidable. Formidable. Oracle. Oracle. It's hard. It's hard. I promise you all of these are lyrics from their songs. I promise you that. They're lyrics from songs without a doubt. Golden Educator? Yeah. I'm trying to make it full name. I think I'm trying to... I think I hear like that lyric being said. Like by the jizzah. What do you think... What do you think Jacob Patat's gonna be? The jizzer. GZER. The jizzer. The hard on. Wandering rabbit. That's it. Is that Christine? Yeah. You don't like it? Wandering rabbit. Makes no sense. Oh, you know, we're never gonna get anywhere. She's not gonna like any of them. She does hate all of her words. Why don't we combine... Why don't we... No, you have to let them do it. Okay. We can't combine it. Change the location again. Go back. I'll try where we live. Here she goes. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. That's good. Venomous Shall In. The Venomous Shall In. I like that. That's pretty good. Okay. You guys stick with that? Yeah. I'll stick with that. All right, write that down. We have the Golden Educator, the Forminable... All right. What? The Forminable Oracle. Oracle. Oracle and the Venomous Shall In. Venomous Shall In. Let's do Black Lou. Lou Johnson. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. G-O-L-D-E-N. Educator. Educator. G-O-L-D-N. Where do you want me to set the location? Educator. It's about where you're from, right? Not where you live. I did not know where I was from. We're going to keep changing until you find a name you like. Yeah. Okay. So, we're going to start with... Start where you're from. Lou Johnson. The Slums of Shall In. Do that for me. The Slums of Shall In. Plainfield, New Jersey. Boop. Plainfield. That's where Voss used to get his crack. Yep. Oh, boy. Here we go. Yee-yee. The Smokin' Phantoms. The Smokin' Phantoms. Shit. Good. I knew it was going to come out for him out of the gate. Awesome. That'll go through three. He's already writing it down. He ain't taking that shot at it. Nah, Smokin' Phantoms is the shit. Jacob, let me get a thing right now. No matter what happens, you just keep the first one that comes up no matter what. Why? Because you want it to be there. Because you know it's going to suck. Maybe you'll be Smokin' Phantoms. Maybe it'll be Smokin' Phantoms. Maybe it'll be Smokin' Phantoms. Dude, just let it... Why, you think Batat's going to fuck it up? Yes. Everything. Is it also going to fuck it up because I'm going to write Jacob Batutels. D-A-T-O-O-D-L-E-S. Jacob Batutels. Where should I set the location to start? Where are you from, Jacob? New York. Are you from New York? New York, New York. Are you from New York? Are you from New York? It's from Marlboro, New Jersey. Put Marlboro, New Jersey. Oh, all right, put Queens. Take it back. Before dirty jammers. You have to take the first one, Jacob. It's just taking it. We can't take Queens. We consider that New York City. Okay. Twisted believer. It's not bad. Okay. Do you like it? He doesn't. It's not the best...it's not Louis's, but... Well, I haven't got the Smokin' Phantoms. No one's getting the Smokin' Phantoms. I want to be the Smokin' Phantoms. I always got the Golden Teacher. You're not going to get the Golden Educator. I had to go a couple times. Let's throw it in there again. Let's go Marlboro, motherfucking New Jersey. Where he's from. The Slums of Shell in. You got to tell him where your Slums of Shell in are. You got to be real. Yeah. And boom. There you go. Perfect. The Gold Stylus. That sucks. I want the first one. No, dude. Listen, it means that you style Bobby who's the Golden Educator. You're the Gold Stylus. It just comes off like a stylist, like a hairstyle. Yeah, man. I don't want to be a stylist. But a good one. It's so feminine. You got the Golden Style. Yeah, but can I just say something? No, I'm working for other people. I'm the Golden Educator and he's Gold. All right, Jacob, what's your middle name? Let's throw your middle name in here. Jason. No, it doesn't help. Jacob Jason. Jacob J. Jason. Jacob Jason. Here we go. I'm nervous. Unstoppable Alien. Take that one. You like that? Yeah. You do like it because you're a nerd. You love Star Trek. I do. Yeah, so what? A lot of people like Star Trek. The Unstoppable Alien. Thank God you didn't decide to take the Visceral Alien. No, I didn't. You didn't? I didn't. I didn't like Alien. That's good for you. Jacob loves Alien. I would love to go. You have to take this one, but go one more. Just to see if a really great one comes up and you can't take it. That's fair. That's fair. Let's throw them in Marlboro, New Jersey with the full name. But you are. I am. Better get it out. Better get it out. Better get it out. Oh, fuck. This one's so much better because now it gives me height that I always wanted. You have it. This is yours. No, no. We said that he has to take the other one. But we're going to do it. No, we did the first one. We did the first one we said. But we didn't stick to that at all. Yeah, but I said, you weren't listening, I said. This one's much better. He has to take the one he has, the Alien one, but we're going to see what this one says. And if it's way better, he can't take it. That's what I said. I understand. On a level for us though, me and you, the gift of being able anytime to call Jacob when people see him, the unrelenting giant is pretty funny. And that's why you're the science. I didn't see the science. The science is it. I was just thinking. And it says, unrelenting giant makes us happier. That's why I was just being the fluencer where, you know, I was trying to do a thing for the algorithm. You're the science. Yeah, that's it. Unrelenting giant Jacob. All right. Let's do me now. It's going to be good right out of the gate. I can feel it. Oh, gilded cat. That should have been Jacobs. Thank you, Jamie. Thank you. Jamie, calm down. That should have been Jacobs. The gilded cat. I don't like the gilded cat. Nobody does. It sucks. What is a gilded cat? I don't know. That's gold. There we go. Oh, let him know where I'm from, son. Let him know where I'm from, son. Right there in the top. Oh, the opting gold messenger. If I say it like there is it though, the messenger. I don't know. Sounds like you just a eye doctor. Big J. O'Carson. I was going to put Michael. No. Sure. Is your middle name Michael? Every Jason you ever met's middle name is Michael. What? What did you just say to me? Every Jason you ever met, middle name is Michael. Don't tell me shit like that. I'm going to pass it on as fact. Barbed hook. What? You'll suck. Big J, please. Big J. What does the website recognize? You're going to have to change chili. That's just going to spit out your Wu-Tang name is Big J. Let's do it, yo. Here we go. Ready? Blessed Lone Ranger. No. It's three words, dude. You want to try some New York ones? Blessed Lone Ranger. Let me drink it in. Blessed Lone Ranger. Yeah. Stupid. I actually like that one for you. Blessed Lone Ranger. It's three words first of all. You look good in a cowboy hat. A blessed Lone Ranger. The blessed Lone Ranger. You're blessed. I'm going to go blessed. You can't. It's not your Wu-Tang name. Blessed. No, it's blessed. You can say it both ways. No, you can't. Absolutely you can't. Blessed. Like beloved, beloved, same spelling. No, it's what it says. You have to go by what they say. It is blessed. Call me crazy. I choose to listen to the Oracle. Yeah, but I'm the golden educator. That's true. And now you take the information you learn and you educate other people with it. I think you have to go with blessed. What it shoots out. The blessed Lone Ranger is great sounding. Blessed Lone Ranger is not what it said. It doesn't say blessed. It does. That's how black people would say it too. Yeah, in Wu-Tang it's blessed. All right, listen. I know one of the fucking team is against me. So, okay, you're the blessed Lone Ranger. Thank you. Because everybody except for Jacob fucking turned on me. Jacob, you don't think it's blessed? And Black Lewis, Black Lewis two votes. He turned on you also. You turned on me. Oh, okay, good. Fucking giant. That's right. The opposite of what you are. Unrelenting giant. Look at there's a way to say it, like the phonetic thing and see if it does it both ways. Blessed. Blessed Lone Ranger. Yeah, but Bobby, when you read your thing, when you say blessed is he who blah, blah, blah. Blessed. You're blessed. How do you spell blessed? When a preacher says, like, blessed is the, it's part of that fucking, that's... It's right here. It is what it is, right? Blessed. That's too much. Christine, don't know. I want to hear this fucking boring chidril. Hey, nerd. It's like... I want to hear this lady who hasn't washed her hair because she's been in every protest for the last six years. Well, she shaved the sides at a very advanced age. I mean, she has bangs. She has bangs and shaved sides of her hair. So she's got a lot going on. I'll tell you what, when she's not writing on whiteboards though, she's definitely faced down some fat box. Yeah, yeah. But he should be able to show you here. But she's dressed like Jacob. She's cold. She has three jackets on. We're saying it right because it's the adjective. It's the adjective of the scriber. Whoa. Hey, you know what? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. No respect. It says on air. I know, and he's a producer of 10 years. So I just walked in the studio. He's a filly, by the way. Then he made an O-face, and then he fucking stared up at the on air sign for an odd amount of seconds. The adjective is what this would be used as. It's the what kind of lone ranger I am. Buddy, I'm an educator. Take this in then. I'm taking this in right now. This is good. I apologize. This is continued learning. Blessed. Go on, let her say it. I'm sorry. Ugh. Blessed. The blessed lone ranger. Well, as a golden educator, you never stop learning. That's right. That is true. That's right, you have to keep learning. I just gotta keep learning. So you can tell other people, you have to educate others. Even if it's from that thing that just taught me. Yeah, ugh. The blessed lone ranger. I don't mind it at all. It makes me wanna sit like this a lot. Can we try, you, all right, here's your, you can keep it, but we can go for one more. In particular, with a blessed lone ranger. Let's try one more just to see. Do you wanna keep it, or do you wanna roll the dice and go for one more? We can look at one more. Let's look at one more, see if it happens. So I think- I think you're trying to avoid watching some comics unleashed. Oh no, I don't care. I'm fine, I would love to watch mine. Do you think you stand up every time again? I don't know. I was so, when I said Hopchopolis, I so forgot that in my brain that I said that part of, I forgot that part of the joke. And when I said it, it hit me really hard in the chest. So you may have blanked it out. I think I blacked it out. And that was your second one, that's when you were more comfortable. We're gonna see your first one tonight. You found it, right? Well, they were done on the same day. Really? Yeah, you had to do two episodes. So you do an episode, go back, change, and then do another episode. I believe, I'm pretty sure. You just want us to think that you went out there twice for 400 bucks. No, I think you'll see in my face is the same Mexican bandit goatee I had. I like it. You wanna give me one more run? Yes, but I think we did everything in Philly on our day. So do you wanna try something in New York? Try New York. Here we go, y'all. Oh. Turn it up. The mystical slayer. Oh, shit. These all suck. These suck. They're awful. Yeah. Maybe we should leave it alone for a little bit. Yeah, let it rat. We broke it. It's overheating. Yeah, it's just giving stupid names. It's a dumb name. Yes, you know, while we got a little bit of time here. Well, we wanted to see with comics unleashed. One more second. No, go ahead. What we wanted to see was... Verzi. Well, we're gonna look at, go back to a little bit of yours. Just to see, we understand the show was hammy. Right. And people went on it and everyone needed TV credits. There wasn't fucking everything on the internet and putting everything out yourself. You needed a TV credit. That's exactly what it was. It was actually a legitimate TV credit that they paid you for. 400 bucks. And 700, I got 700. It's a crime. But that was two shows. I did two shows. The 350. All right. Look it. I'm the educator. Also fly on here. I lived out there. I was out there for a reason. Oh, they wouldn't have flown anyone out. You had to fly on your own. No, this is the original one. So basically what he's saying, Jacob, is we're gonna look at what it was, which is a little weird. Maybe they upgraded the show to where it's better. So I didn't realize the comics on Leash was brought back. When did it come back? Just recently. And where can you see this? You can see it on the Byron Allen channel, I think it is. I don't know. I have no idea. When I did it, I didn't know where it was. You almost had it opening? God, I fucking, I just threw that jacket out like a year and a half ago. Is it a big thing that it's back? I think I gave that jacket to Mike Suarez. Go, go to the end. Oh no, okay. This is the original, right? That's the original, yeah. It's the New York show. Go back, yeah, I'm sorry. It's the same panel. That's the, oh yeah. The same. This is a little jazzy on this side. Oh, they have you do a full, same exact panel with different clothes. Was it the same people? Yeah, same as them. That's why I was confused. Yeah, they probably spread out. Yeah, well, this show is just to, they just did as many as they could do. Oh yeah. As many as they could get people to do to have, you know, his, that late night time that it was on just to keep rerunning it and make money and make that commercial money. He's a very smart guy. It's the same day, but to show the passage of time, you have a backwards baseball cap for one of them. Well, I'm an actor and I'm an educator. This one's the baseball cap. Yeah. The last one, you went bald head. All right. And I definitely, huh? Let's get, uh-oh. Uh-oh. Out of the gates, dude. Out of the gates, it go right to me. Bobby, tell me something wacky. It changed the seating position also. Wow. But you're always next to Ladman. Yeah. They won't let her escape. Yeah, I remember we had to go back in the room and change into the other outfit and come out, I think it was the same exact crowd too, but he gets them so hyped up that it doesn't matter. You could not even have a crowd in there. They were so, they were told, it was almost like actors were like, hey, fucking laugh. We don't give a fuck. When you think you should laugh, just laugh. Cause that's how crazy this crowd was. Yeah. What's around my neck, by the way? Is that like headphones or some shit? I don't know, but do you think it ever, when someone's that heavy as Gabriel is here, do you think he feels at all times that thing happening? Christine, if you could use the mouse to show the thing I'm definitely talking about. Where? That, oh, you. Right here? No, the first one. Oh, here? Yes. I think that's just the way you live life. But do you think that dark area there has its own like thing, like it gets sweaty. Well, we're looking at. We'll get something in it. Right now we're looking at. Where Chin meets other Chin before, which rests on neck. Yeah, it's called the Chin stomach. Yeah. He has a Chin stomach. So there's his Chin, and then underneath it is his Chin stomach. And then it goes to his chest, and then goes to another stomach, to another stomach. I imagine. I believe to a Dick stomach. There's a lot of stomachs on this guy. Underneath my Chin, I can't like, I mean, I can make like a fat neck thing, but it doesn't bury. Even when you were your fattest, you couldn't, you didn't have a Chin stomach. It wasn't like that. No. I mean, we'll never know because you had that weird thin beard. I didn't always have a beard. I never understand why people who are fat don't have beards. It's under Chin's shadow. It's under Chin, but it's a thick. But thick, it's a thick shadow. You could like hold five quarters across. That's what I'm saying. That feels like a certain way. I mean, Ralphie had that too, right? I imagine you could get like in any folds that really overweight people get, where it gets that like rub almost. Yeah, you think it gets like a fucking rub? Yeah, that elephant knee pad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He has lost a lot of weight since then. This is like. Absolutely. Yeah, that's how I was watching him perform, and he's not like this anymore. Yeah, but it's so funny. It's a fucking so-fi stadium. It's weird that they, the fat like doesn't go to the top of his head. Yeah, yeah, right. The top of his head is little regular old Gabriel. It will get there because that's what happened to, well, now he lost weight, but I'm saying like you can eventually get there. Isn't that what happened, Jacob? You watched 600lbs Sisters. The one girl started to get, she got a cave person head because the fat started welling up above her eyebrows. So it just takes a long time to get there. It eventually has to like break through fucking middle sinuses of your face and get up to your thing. Yeah, Tammy, she had a huge forehead. It was like out to here. It was crazy. So when she loses her weight, she has to get forehead surgery. She lost the weight actually. And it just looked like bags of bones now. Really? Tammy lost a lot of weight. She finally got the surgery. Did they? I've haven't seen this. Amy got it a while ago. Yeah, look how much different Gabriel looks. That's nine day. Much healthier, yeah. Nine day. Yeah. Yeah, he was jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. Okay, Jacob, the guy's doing his fucking best, okay? He saw us so-fi stadium. Congratulations, don't play a hate. It's unbelievable. Talk to him with the golden educate, which you play a hate. Holy mother of God. Oh, so they're gross as shit now. Yeah, they were not good looking now that they've lost the weight. She looks as she has three legs crossed. Huh? How can you be? It's like you're lucky you're not done. You can't be a 600 pound person and then be beautiful after that. It's like you're gonna be healthy. If you're really fat and you lose a lot of weight and you just lose the weight and don't like have a good body, stop celebrating publicly so much about it. That's the meanest thing I've ever heard anybody say. If you're that fat, you'll never be pretty again. It's true. How could you be? She could get surgery. You'll be healthy. No, but those surgeries, Bobby, she'll always have it. Again, it's not that she couldn't be pretty facially in some way, but those surgeries you're gonna have. Well, I thought about that. I'm like, I wonder if I got like something, maybe some skin removed. I don't know if I'd rather have the skin removed and then have the fucking scars look like you've had your body like Frankenstein. They show guys who like do it and stuff on their body. And it's just their whole things like scars going up and down their arms. I'm like, ah. I mean, even like the weight. I'm like, I'd rather just fucking, I'd rather be a little jiggly and just muscle underneath. I mean, she doesn't look that bad there. I mean, the weight distribution is insane. Oh yeah, Bobby, she got the suit. Oh really? And fuck her. I'm sure she had a lot of skin surgery. That's so weird because she has to wear like a fucking scuba suit. Yeah, that's what it is. Under her clothes. So her fucking body things don't touch, but I will say the bottom of her legs from her knees to her feet look like, what's the thing that's turning inside of a fucking Turkish place? Don't air. It's spinning like a fucking, what's that called? Gyro? Gyro. You mean shawarma? It's like shawarma, fill it all in. It looks like shawarma, but you're supposed to cut off of that into a pita. Yeah. Yeah. I was always fascinated with these two and then they released some clip of their mom. Yeah. Who was in a wheelchair and fatter than both of them and just nasty. I was gonna get a total hot slut, but okay. Is that her foot and her little foot? Yeah. Yeah, it takes a while to get the fat in the feet, right? Yeah, her foot comes out like Gabriel's little chin. Why don't the feet get fat? Oh my God, what a miserable looking thing. She's terrible to them and you realize, oh, that's why they spalued up. Yeah, she's not gonna be happy with these big fat kids living their big fat lives with her. She's the big fat lady, right? No, no, I know. So she probably has this resentment like she was gonna live vicariously through them and now she's just sitting watching, they're all fucking shoveling feet into each other's mouths all day. Yeah, she has to cook mac and cheese 24 hours a day. It's nonstop. Always mac and cheese on. Always a bowl of mac and cheese on. She has to have Kool-Aid in one of those little gerbil fucking drinks. She just, the little holder was just. Oh, their mom died. Their mom died. Oh, thank God. Oh, really? Yeah, last year. What are they gonna do now? They ate her. I mean, she was not nice. You know, sis, that's good meat. We shouldn't let it go to waste. Yeah, give me up some mamas and steaks. The Golden Educator is coming to you. The Fluence, the Golden Educator. Particularly. He's gonna be at Comic's Roadhouse bringing that woo energy. That's April 17th and 18th. After that, Uncle Vinny's in New Jersey, Cleveland, Ohio, Stanford, New Orleans, and so much more on deck for tickets and all those tour dates. Go to punchup.live.com, check out Bobby's YouTube channel, youtube.com, slash at Robert Kelly Comedy, and of course, every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. Eastern time, live at the Fat Plex Pussycat Lounge at the Comedy Cellar. The Swordsman. The Swordsman. I don't like how I feel right now, dude. I don't like ending the show on this feeling. Oh, God. Let's go get lunch, bud. Yeah, we'll get lunch. I'm gonna re-watch your epic set after lunch. Have fun, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And shit, Big J. O'Gerson and shit. We'll be at the Helium in St. Louis this weekend, April 3rd and the 4th. And he's gonna be at the funny. The Blessed Lone Ranger. The Blessed Lone Ranger. And then he's gonna be the funny bone in Orlando, April 10th and 11th. After that, he's in Nashville for Story Wars and Kansas City for tickets. Go to bigjcomedy.com, youtube.com, slash at Big J. O'Gerson. I truly feel like shit right now. You think I could change my Starbucks app name to the Blessed Lone Ranger? Dude, my name is Splashacreme Kelly. No, it's Robert Splashacreme. Yeah. But could you have not left Robert in there? You can put whatever you want. Really? Yeah. I'm gonna put him Blessed Lone Ranger. I'm gonna put my golden educator. You should. We should all make our Starbucks, hey guys. Everyone change their Starbucks apps to their Wu Tang names. All right, we'll see you guys. Enjoy your weekends. Have a great weekend.