03/27/26 – HIGHLIGHTS of Brown Bag Mornings: 🎤 J. Cole x G-Unit?! & 🐻 Sad Bear Reality

Highlights of Brown Bag. If it tip off. You know let these on. Yeah go. Rap sheet. Let these set. Go. Today we find out that Ji Ji Ji Ji Jiunit could have had Ji Ji Ji Ji They was trying to put, I think, 50 on him. Before J had heard my sh**, and I think they played my sh** for 50. And what I was told his response was, like, mind you, I had, like, loss. I had this song called Lost Ones. I had Lies Please. I think 50 reaction from what I heard was, can't sign this sh**. She ain't too tight. Are you going off the image, right? Right. I mean, I get it too, because, I mean, guess what? That sh** wouldn't have made no sense, me going to G-Unit, you know what I mean? But shout to Shad Money, you know what I mean? And Hove, who's seen the vision. Oh, my gosh. Shad Money. I'm going to get 50, 50 cents. Yeah. Like, please. I don't want a little bad thing, something like them tents. Oh, 50 cents. No. Too soft for me. Big New York, okay? Yeah. Oh, don't you, you and I had a hella lovey-dovey song. Yeah, they had some. What? This is 21 Question Vibes. 21 Most of 50's bangers were best friends. Yeah. Come on. Yeah, like his melodic vibes. Yeah. He's a window shopper. Yeah. You're going to tell me he didn't fit. They didn't want him to fit. Yeah. He also responded on Instagram being the troll that he is to J. Cole. But I would have liked them to have done something. They have a song together on Born Center, on the second track, on the second album. Yeah. They have a song together. The bonus album? Mm-hmm. What song is it? Oh, something New York? It's something, yeah, it's like a New York song. I remember that. Yeah, I mean, but yeah, no, in the heyday. That wasn't 50's heyday. No, I would have liked. Oh, New York Times? Yes. Oh, I liked New York Times. Yeah. I was like, I'm the Joe of, for them. I want to get to New York. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, by the way, Lost Ones by J. Cole is a very deep record and it tripped me out that they would show 50 Cent that. Yeah, why would they do that? Right? Yeah. Play them something else. Lost Ones is a crazy record. It's a song about a couple that's going through getting pregnant and the guy not wanting it and stuff like that. Like it's, it's, yeah. What? Yeah, it is. Well, we live. Didn't Nick Cannon have one of those records as well. Banger. Well, you guys don't know Hip Hop, I guess. It's so funny because we always ask country to shine men on the Hip Hop segments because he stays out of it. And listen to what he says. And listen to what he says. And you have vast Nick Cannon Hip Hop now. Nick Hunt and FL. No, no, no. No, what about, BRITIS got a baby. BRITIS got a baby. Happy Friday! Happy Friday! On the way! On the way! You're a couple years late, buddy. Woo! Woo! That's the sound of the police! The petty police. You're petty. You're just petty. I'm being petty. Petty, petty girl. Pretty and a pettiest. Pretty and a pettiest. Real answers only has anyone ever been in a courthouse. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever tried to be petty with the judge? Or seen other people, maybe in other cases before you tried to be petty with the judge? Yeah, start arguing. Those idiots. Start arguing or give petty answers or attitude. Yes. The judge always is going to be more petty than you. And then they got the power lookie. That is true. That doesn't stop you though. They were trying to help me, but I was just being petty because I was mad that I was there. Oh my goodness. Yeah. I was mad at the officer. Oh wait. So what were you being petty like? I got pulled over because my Lexus had blacked out lights on it. So the cop gave me a ticket. But I sold the Lexus and I went to court. And when I got to court, the cop was like, did you fix it? I was like, I don't have the car anymore. He's like, did you fix it? And I was like, I don't have the car. He's like, I'm not asking. Did you fix it? And I was like, I don't have it. He's like, go outside. Take a picture of your car. Come back in here and show me a picture. If you fixed it. So I showed him a picture of the car that I had. He's like, okay, that's all you have to do. Oh my gosh. Stop, please. All right. Well, this is a really funny and petty story that happened over in Michigan. So they were doing like a virtual court hearing, right? With a lady that was supposed to chime in. And I don't know that if she knew that the camera was on. But she was driving. She tried to gas light the judge that it wasn't her driving. You need to hear how it goes down. You cannot be driving, ma'am. What are you doing? Come on. I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car. Am I crazy or does it not look like you're driving that car? I'm not driving the car. I'm a passenger in the car, sir. What side of the car are you on? I'm on the left-hand side. I'll look at you on the left-hand side if you're a passenger in the front seat. Am I missing something? Right-hand side. I'm sorry. I've been sitting in a room. I didn't know. Oh my gosh. Okay. So then, I literally, I was watching this. I'm like, show the driver. Ask for the driver. And so he ends up asking. All right. Put the driver on the call. Let me see. Let me see the driver. Hang on one second. I have to ask her permission. Now. There was no driver. She was freaking driving. She starts pulling over. And you see all of this. You see her pulling over when she's asking for permission. She gets out of the car. And at that point, the judge had enough and then hit her with this. I'm entering a default judgment. You lied to me. They put in their defendant. Was not available at the time. And then was driving a car and telling the court she was not. I'm entering a default judgment. Have a great day. Thank you. She's so mad. She's so dumb. It would have been so easy to say my car is a Japanese mod where it's on the other side. She was on the other side. Japanese mod. Important it from Japan. The fact that she was in a moving vehicle will clearly driving. It's distracted driving. But you could have pulled over. You could have done it from that. And you could have been like, you know what? I'm sorry. I didn't know I shouldn't have been driving on this call. I apologize. It's so easy. It is. I got pulled over. Her hands on the steering wheel. I am not driving. It's gas lighting to the upteenth degree and the judge was like, no, no, no. Not driving. Move, Mora. Not driving. Watch her reason was for distracted driving. He doesn't say why she was in the virtual court for the record. But yeah, don't do that. Don't lie to judges, guys. And people will still do it. People will go up there and argue with the judge. Only God can judge me. He's the ultimate judge. Scrolling with dummies. You know, everyone on the internet always gets in their feels when they see sad videos of little dogs just all by themselves. And just... In the arms of an angel. You just see the little cute faces. Yeah. That one's got us all at one point in time. Oh my God. He's got multiple points in time. He's the dog. Right in the middle of watching Mari. Yeah. Just one dollar a day. Yep. But there's a viral video right now that's going around from China of ten... Why do you say like that? Because I'm Chinese, man. Let me tell you. Tell the story. That doesn't exist in China. Tell the story. There's ten dogs walking on the side of a highway. And everybody is so sad about these dogs. Because they're the German Shepherd that looks injured. They all look confused. And it's like, where are these dogs going? It was viral. They escaped a truck that wasn't going to slaughter. A China war truck? And then they were trying to find their way back home to help the German Shepherd. It was viral. Everybody was trying to find out where these dogs... Homeward bound. Everyone was trying to find out where these dogs are going. What's wrong with them? Where are they? That's so sad. You fell for it, right? What do you mean you fell for it? It's not true. Those dogs are not lost at all. Those dogs are not lost. They have a home. There's another video going viral as well of them walking through a field actually returning to home. But you know what they're saying? Homeward bound, dog. But you know what the craziest part is? The dogs weren't lost. They were in heat. They were genuine? No, in heat. They were po-ni? Reportedly allegedly, the German Shepherd, the main dog in the video, was in heat and the other dogs are following him for that reason. What? Yes, so the dogs are trying to... Get it on. That sounds crazier than the other story. How do I know your story is true? It's reportedly allegedly true. Wait. That's true. The other thing is alive. That's why there's so many dogs around. The dog said that it's in heat. But who said that? The doctors. Wait, here I didn't... You never heard of the story. I didn't watch the full story. Someone from the village that he's at, those dogs are from, told reporters that thing that's going viral is not true. These are actually from our village and that one is in heat and that's why they were also warming it. Yes. Okay. So the corgi, the story that I fell for with the corgi was leading... That's not true. That's us making up stuff so that we could feel better about the state of the world. Or is it all Chinese propaganda? For what? Chinese propaganda, man. It's real. What do you mean? They're trying to get one over on Punch? Yeah. Punch is a monkey. It's like, okay, y'all gave it to Japan. Now, bring it over here. Well, let's do some of our own. Watch, they probably have stories of dolphins from over here. Everybody watches different things from like every country has little difference. I'm sticking with that. Yeah, that's the truth. The dogs are in heat and their horns up. Dogs follow other dogs when they're all... I don't know. I never heard of that. Lipstick was out. The red rocket. It's a kid. It's the girl. The push pop was out. Oh. So they were all trying to get a turner one. Yeah. Even the corgi? All the dogs. It's funny because there's a video. The corgi. Get out of your corgi. Can't even get up my leg. All right. Thanks, Greg. Which dog went last? Why do you want to know? I don't know. They're trying to list for it. Melissa, help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, full line. We got you full. The homie helpline. No. Melissa hit us up because she's so stressed about planning her baby shower. She isn't being babyed or showered at all. Especially by her mom. Because she's not doing anything that she's asked for. She's asked for sandwiches. She's like, that's a lot. I don't know about that. She's like, all right. I guess I'll make a couple. Can you please make that one for us guys? I'll make one. I need to. You'll figure that with one. She's upset about that because she feels like she wants help. Instead, she's being asked for things. When are you going to take me to eat? When are you going to bring me food? I feel like that's moms. I'm not used to that. You're not using your mom asking me for things? Not like that. I know that I'll always have my mom's support in that way. My mom might not be the most affectionate person in telling me I love you, hugging me, things like that. That's why I don't know how to do that. I know I can always count on my mom. Hearing this and not... Get pregnant. Let's find out. She won't. Melissa's asking that... Well, saying that her mom isn't helping at all. She's making it harder. She's asking would it be wrong for me to uninvite my mom and all her friends? Louise. I'm trying to uninvite my mom to my baby shower. That's messed up. I get the friends. But your mom will come on. It seems like there are package deals. She's standing on business. But then at that point, the mom is going to be choosing between her daughter and the friends. I think she just needed a really good vent session. Because the stuff she's posted is how her mom helped for the bridal shower and that would just happen. Melissa, you just got married, no? In October. All of these things are very recent. You getting married, the bridal shower and your mom was there. She didn't pay for anything. No, she helped in her way. In a way. In a way. She paid with blessings. She's going to see you. Yes. Did she give you away at your wedding? Her and my dad from Mexico, he had flew out and it was a kiss chance to make a relationship. I let him. He's already back in Mexico. Incredible. When she gave you to her man, it's a figurative. To your man, it's figurative. Your problem. Your problem. Now she's your problem. I'm just her homegirl. It's frustrating for Melissa. Because Melissa is with child. She wants her mom. She wants her mom. I even texted her a few days ago. Look, mom. Sometimes I speak to her in English since I was little. It's just the way it always was. I spoke to her in English. She talked to me in Spanish. Sometimes when I'm texting her, maybe it's getting lost in translation and it comes off as disrespectful. I translated it in the nicest way without being mean or anything. Just basically saying, mom, I'm stressed. I need to worry about passing my test. It's a two-part test. So I passed the first one. You're going through a lot of life changes. Yeah. I was like, I'm stressed about that. I just need your help with the food. If you can't do that, that's fine. I'll figure it out another way. And then she called me. And she's like, why are you talking to me like that? I don't like it when you tell me these things. I'm like, whoa, all life, why is it wrong? I was just so shocked. I'm like, what did I say? Don't tell me you love me. Talk to me like that. And this is going to be your new normal, baby girl. You want me to do well? Well, what? Hey, you need to give us her number. We need to talk to la señora. We'll pretend like, hey, we just want to know what you think of your daughter and then let her talk about how she loves you. And then you can cry. She's on three ways. She's on, she's at work. She'll still answer. She literally has, she's a preschool teacher, so she can't leave them. She just won $10,000 from La Cura, so. Yeah. We'll call her during nap time. We'll call her during nap time. I mean, every once in a while, they all don't be meanin' it. Jared with a G, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Call her a b***h. She might like you a little better. Okay, let me see here. Take your a** back to the hem. It's not pretty natural. You tried, it still sound like Jared with a G, but... Hell no! Melissa, why did your swag not make the baby shower? So, when we were barely planning in, then everything, he did tell my man, like, hey, I want to help, but I don't want to overstep. Like, maybe because she thought, like, okay, this is a baby. Maybe her mom does want to do it. So maybe she didn't fully commit because there was some thought of that my mom would step up. But that never happened. Have you ever thought maybe like your mom thinks like, oh, you know, she's super on, you know, her new family's like financially available for her? She's gonna get everything I could never give her. Yeah, like, she's super on. No, I think if my mom wanted to help, she could. Fine, even financially. If she wanted to, she could. Not, maybe not as much, but I don't know. But I also don't think it's right to put the, because at the end of the phone call when I told you that she called me saying, like, because you're talking to me, she's like, nobody's gonna help you like your mother. I'm like, well, actually somebody's helping me more than you. Like, what do you mean? Like she said, she has all these standards and like says that she holds herself on this pedestal, but she doesn't show it either. Like, how could you say, oh, you're the only one that's ever gonna help me? You're the only one that's ever, no one's ever gonna love me like my mom. Did she ever tell you, did she ever tell you you'll know what I mean when you have kids? Oh, all the time. Are you having a girl by any chance? Yes. I can't wait. The saga continues. I can't wait until your daughter just wants freaking tamarindo at her party and you're like, I know. You're gonna tell her, I had to figure it out, your grandma didn't help me, why you asking me? My friends come? Oh, don't you want your friends at her baby shower one day? I mean, she but... Melissa, what's your mom's name? My mom? Yeah. Okay, because I think she's on the line. Did someone tell her? I wish that was her. Go ahead. Go ahead. Alright, we have La Señora Mariana on the line right now. Hello? Oh my God. Mariana? Are you the mom of of mother's? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Your daughter called us because she thinks you're not helping her the way she feels like you should be. You know, she's not helping her the way she feels like you should be. You know, she's not helping her the way she feels like you should be. Yes, she's not helping her the way she feels like you should be. Oh my God! She's ungrateful? She's ungrateful because it knows that she doesn't have money. She said that... I don't have money. I don't have anything to give. Juan Gabriel? Who is this? This is not her mom. Mariana? I'm her mom. Mariana, I'm sorry. What would you want to tell Melissa? She's listening. She's listening. I don't want to listen to her. Because I don't like her. Oh my God. Ain't no cursing. No cursing. That's not the word for Mariana. That's not the word for Mariana. She wants to fight the mother in law. What the... I want to fight the woman. Why? Why? Because I don't like her. So you don't like the mother in law? She wants to pay everything. She wants to pay everything. The money is not everything. That's not true. Why don't you want to make sandwiches and the water? And the water? Because I don't like the rolls. And my mother in law doesn't like the water. She doesn't like the water. Because I don't like the rolls. And my daughter wants to pay everything. I love the rolls. Because she says she doesn't like the type of sandwich. Her daughter. Maybe make a cake. Okay, Mrs. Mariana. We're talking to Melissa's mom right now. She's thinking about not going to the baby shower. How do you feel about that? How do you feel that she doesn't... She's thinking about not inviting you to the baby shower. What if I invited you? I'll never take care of my child. I'll never take care of my child. If she doesn't invite you. I'll never take care of my child. When I was hot. When I was hot. She's a hot and bothered. She's a hot and bothered. Don't look at her. OK. Pero nomás quiere estar contigo un tiempo. She just wants to spend time with you. Ah, pues qué bonito, ¿verdad? Me quiero ir con mis amigas. Oh, you want to be with your friends. Oíste que ya no quiere ser tus uñas. That she doesn't want to do your nails. Yo me las hago solas. Yo también tengo chugos dad y que más las oñas a mí. Chugos dad. Oh, my god. All right. ¿Qué le quieres, Isid? We're going to go to get her response. What would you like to tell your daughter? Que le quiero mucho. Yo le voy a hacer albóndigas. Mejor. Yo le voy a traer un audio de albóndigas para ver y ya voy. Oh, nice. That's more expensive. Yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good. And we love Supa and Nade. Melissa. Melissa, your mom sounds so sweet, Melissa. She does, Melissa. Oh, god. What? Let her be. Let her be. Yo is messy. What? Let her be a part of things. We're on her side now. Do you hear how sweet she sounds? That is not my mama. Yeah, it is. You can't tell because you're caliente right now. My mama don't even like to cook. That's what gave me that. Why are you making her do sandwiches? Exact cooking and making sandwiches? That's the same thing. Do you have her do the things she likes, Melissa? Like if she likes decorating, have her. Babe, she likes posting pictures so much, have her be the photographer. Like have her do things that she likes to do. Let her get in where she fits in. Yeah. No, I think just giving her distancing either myself, letting her really think about. Oh, no, no. So like if I express my feelings just like in that text message, if I express my feelings, that's me being gross. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I want to ask her. Señora Mariana, she doesn't want, now she wants no relationship with you. And maybe you'll learn. Distancia. Señora Mariana. Distance. Ay, sí. Cómo no? Ahora puedo hablar para cuidar el chiquillo. André, caliente para mí. Oh, my gosh. Así es. Está caliente. She's not in your mind. Yeah, she's like, oh, all of a sudden she doesn't want a relationship with me. Crazy. Oh, my God. Crazy. Wow. Mom sounds sad. She sounds sad? Mariana, está triste. Are you sad? Sí, bien, mucho porque ni hijas no me quieren. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Señora, lisa, fíjate. Dice que ni eres su mamá. She says you're not even her mom. Espera, te pico chiquillo, suérbanse. Sorry, es que no me. Oh, yeah, you're in daycare. You're in daycare. Estamos en el kindre. Miguelita, está pa' allá. Jaden, por favor. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Melissa, Melissa. That's so messed up. She's calling during nap time, Melissa. Oh, my God. Can you just forgive her already? She's crying. She's crying. Oh, my God. Forgive her. OK. OK, yeah. Señora, Mariana, ya te haz su mica. She said it's OK. She said you can go to the baby shower. She's OK. She's not going to the baby shower. No, no, no, no, no. Don't catch case. Don't catch a case. All right. Oh, my God. Hey, where's Concrete? Hey, Concrete, you went to the restroom. You just missed everything. They missed everything? Yay! Señora, Mariana, the mama, Melissa, call. No way. She was crying. She was crying. Crying? Hold on, tears. Oh, my God. See, Melissa, what you did? Yeah, that's so perfect. She's going to have an inverno. She smacked the preschool. We already got it. That's OK. What's up? This is B-Rail from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, ese? Don't you know I'm local? This is actually crazy. You know how there's animal stories all over the world? You got Punch over there in that one zoo. You got the dogs that weren't really, the dogs on the highway and trying to all of that. And us over here, we got the black bear that got euthanized, unfortunately, a couple of weeks ago. What? Yes, it was in the area of, what is it, Alhambra area? Arcadia area? It is Arcadia. Yes, Monrovia. All that little area. Something called the Adias. All the Adias. Yes, it was up over there and it had swiped at a woman walking her dog because that was the second time they reported that this bear had, quote unquote, attacked or seemed very violent towards a human. They euthanized the bear against the wishes of the neighbors who grew up with that bear kind of in their pools and all of that and city officials, right? However, that bear was a mama bear and it had two orphaned cubs, right? The orphan cubs had since been moved to San Diego Humane Society's Ramona Wildlife Center and there's a picture going viral because of the way that the workers look handling the cubs. The workers have. Not dressed as a bear. Bear suits. Oh my gosh. Brownback Morning's 106 on Instagram. That is ridiculous. So you could see it yourself. So they removed the mama from this planet and then they dressed up as the mama for these cubs. This is like the beginnings of a movie. I'm not going to lie. And their plan is to release the cubs back in the same area that the mama was. But it's like, why if they already know y'all go and probably get a Dems or something happen when they're older? Yeah. This is almost the exact plot of the movie Hoppers that just came out, a Disney movie. And because they pretty much, it's humans that pose as animals. But no mama was taken. I saw Hoppers, great movie. No, not the mama, but just the animals. The humans posing as animals. No, it's like Avatar. It's a little like that too. Yeah. It's like combo. But it's weird. Like it's very, I don't like it. Yeah, of course. The cubs are going to stay in this rehab for several months. They're going to be taught survival behaviors. Kind of like their mama's trying to show them. And then they want to be released back to, they want to release them back into the wild. Insane. That's so dumb. You're the killers are raising the kids. Think about that. Oh my god. Think about that. You're right. No, you're right. But they could have totally just gotten the mama bear and the little babies and then the same thing that they're doing and move them to San Diego wherever they're at and kept them there. No, I know. But this is the wrong. This is the wrong. It's only levels. You have to go look at the photo. Brownbag Morning's one of those six on Instagram. It's like a whole like suit. Like a first suit or everything. It's a bear face bear suit. I do that. And you think the animals are going to be like, oh yeah. Hi, mom. Mama. Of course. No. You're a furry. Whenever I get her nails done, I let my hair down. And Boo Boo thinks I'm a mom. What? Your kids think you're a mom? With your hair down? No. We're not going to do that. You can't replace someone's mom. OK? All right. Time to move. Time to move. Say what you want about La Kim. She's doing something really nice. Kim? Yeah. Carden. Yeah, you know how she's in the show. Carden, she's in the show All's Fair, you know, the show, where she's like a lawyer. Oh, the one that everybody watches all the time. The number one TV show. Can't keep my eyes off of it. I'm not saying that. See how mean you are? I'm just saying the show that she's always a lawyer. And she's got the tailors in that, yes. And she's she's known for in the show for wearing some risque lawyer outfit. Huh? Yeah. Why is she doing that? Check this photo out. We got to put it on. She didn't get anybody off with that. Case one. On Instagram. Case one. Case one. All right, explain it, guys. Explain the outfit. Well, this this makes sense why I don't watch it. Because who wants to watch that kind of? Explain the outfit for people. I want a lawyer that's going to be dressed appropriately. OK. And that would have G-string hanging out. Honestly, that she that lawyer is laying this outfit for people that can't see it. That lawyer is ass. Can you explain professional? That outfit could get anybody off. OK. What kind of off? Explain the outfit. Describe. OK, so she's wearing what would be a pencil skirt. And it's does not fit her. Backside. Her backside. And so I would say the top layer of a G string is popping out. Very visible. Yes. OK. She seems like she's in contempt of court. Yes. OK. Well, I believe the whole gist of that show is it's different. It's women that represent other women. And a lot of it is going divorced of. OK. Settlement stuff. I mean, I object. You're erect. I object. Sorry. So she's one of the women. I object, your honor. She's like a hard-hitting lawyer, all of that. And she dresses up very provocatively, right? So now she's putting these outfits from this TV show up for auction. And in real life, she's going to use all the funds from that to fund free legal services for women across Los Angeles. Oh, that's nice. See? That's very nice. So someone is going to get that skirt that you said that was on Kim K's body that gave her a wedgie. Yeah. So much of her G strings popping out. And it will fund a woman that may need it. It's going to fall into the hands of a creep. Let's be honest. It does don't all things? They're going to sniff it up. How much did you pay for that, buddy? Nothing. Nothing at all. $100. Not interested. It's precious, huh? They said it's precious. But don't let her sit down in one of these seats. Vic will be the one to sniff it. Ew. What? What? That's a different show. Dude. That's a whole different show. You've done that. Vic will kill a baby seal for it. Vic has drank out of someone's water bottle. I thought it was mine. Who? Who said someone? It was water bottles. Did you drink out? I thought, uh, I thought Sweeties was, I thought it was my water bottle. No, it wasn't Sweeties. You got Sweeties Backwash? An accident. An accident. How did it taste? It was Cardi's. It was Cardi Bean's Backwash? And I think he did something with Camila Cabello too. I spiced that down and he was like, oh, this chair? I wasn't even here for I-Spice. I know. I didn't want that. But when you came back, you were like, I- How are you going to tell me for something I wasn't even here for? Call me Roger Rabbit. So yes, you're right. It will lie in the hands of a creep. I wouldn't do things like that. Teo Vic. Ha ha ha ha. Ew. No. No. No. How did you grow up? No. All right. You're that guy, Vic. I'm not. Teo Vic, Coby. Highlights of Brown Bag.