#2431 - Shane Gillis

The Joe Rogan Experience Showing by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day He's having a good old time I'm sure. He loves doing that. Just fucking. Which it didn't piss me off. It pisses you off that he just checks out? What pisses you off? I don't know. I love it. I love that he does it. No, it's just art. It's fun to. It's like the more successful he gets the more dangerous it is. People know who you are, dude. You've been seen by millions of people. You can't pretend you're this anonymous backpacker anymore. Fucking weirdo. He comes back. My favorite was a couple years ago when he came back from Peru. We were doing Legion of Skanks and he was in the crowd and thought it was going to be like a big surprise that he's back. He came back and we were like, oh, what's up, I'm always here. What are you talking about? He's like, guys, you haven't seen me in so long. I don't see any of my friends. Yeah, you were saying like, I see everybody every six months. I forgot you left. Right. I only see Norman every six months, maybe a little more when we get poppin' with Protect Our Parks. Bro, it's not the same without them. I know it's not. I'm still getting drunk. It's a little sad though. It's a little more pathetic. I'm drinking by myself. It's a little more sad. I've had a few drinks. I had a whiskey before a show recently. I had a couple glasses of wine with dinner the other day, but it's the most I've had is two. But the days of drinking at night. I thought I had you last time we had some other show. The problem is health. I'm too interested in health. I know, that's the problem. It's like the price you pay is legitimate and I'm too interested in health. I do too much to stay healthy. You work too hard to. I'm getting old, dude. Right? I'm getting old. The reality is, one of the last times I saw a really fit 78-year-old guy. 78 years for me is not that far. Trump's jacked. Bro, that's 2005. 2005 when I was still doing Fear Factor. That's 20 years ago. That's nothing. That's like that. Time just flies by. All of a sudden you're 78. You're my age. Yeah. Exactly. Damn. How old are you now? I just turned 38. Yeah. See? So think of that. Yeah. That's 20 years difference. You to me is 20 years. But me to a dead guy is 20 years. 78-year-old guy is a dead guy. Yeah, that's the difference. So I've been consciously thinking about that. Don't let it get away from you. That's the thing. Don't let it get away from you. Look at Jelly Roll. Yeah. That's insane. Incredible. Yeah. That dude just added decades on to his life. Oh, for sure. He was on his way out. He was close. He was on his way out. Yeah. 40, 500. Same talent. 40 pounds. Yeah. Same talent. Dropped it too. Did he? Yeah. How much did he drop? Fucking ton. Oh, no shit. I didn't see him. Well, he did. I don't want to speak. I think he took one of the things. Like it was everything. Fine, man. And I was like, man. Whatever you need to do. You get too big and then he probably has sleep apnea, so he ain't getting any sleep. So at night he's choking, you know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms. Yeah. And Sam, Sam, Sam. I'm going out from sleep apnea for sure, bro. Bro, I have to wear a mouthpiece every night. Yeah. I wear a mouthpiece every night. I found a great pillow too. Do you think it hurts to die from sleep apnea? No, you just choke. You stop breathing and that's it. It's a wrap. Probably didn't hurt at all. You probably just go in your sleep. Yeah. I don't know. It's not the one of the worst ways to go. What are we talking about here? Listen, it's just the problem is you're going way too young. You're going because someone's killing you and that someone's you. Yeah, but... See, a lot of football players get it. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Because they have giant necks. So the giant neck, when you're having all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in. And then you've got this big fucking head and this big ass tongue and it just falls over that hole and you just slip into darkness. Now you're talking my language. Well, listen, for a lot of those guys, it's all preventable. You could sleep with a sleep apnea machine, which sucks. Dude, my dad has a sleep apnea machine and he doesn't fucking clean it. Oh, you see? He gets high infections. Oh, God! You just see him. He shows up with double pain. You're like, yo, what the fuck? Bro, I tried that thing once, one time. How do you sleep with that? Can't do it. I can't sleep with a lot of noise. I want to be able to wake up quick. I wake up quick. That's funny. I'm one of those wake up guys, like if my wife grabs me, she has to wake me up. She has to be kind of ready that I don't grab her. I don't know why. I've always woken up like that. So I don't want any noise. I don't want to sleep. I have that thought though. If somebody breaks in. I want to hear everything. Sure. Well, this is like, I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs. I used to have multiple pit bulls. I used to have... Oh, man. He made me and him both with sleep apnea. I always wanted things to be awake that would bark if something was at the door. Living by yourself in Hollywood, I never lived in Hollywood, but I lived in North Hollywood and then I lived in Encino and then I moved further out. I just kept moving further and further out. I even thought about Santa Barbara. I'm like, why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara, get the fuck away from everybody? But like, I don't want a machine going... Yeah. You can't, you're not hearing shit. I would be paranoid. I'd be feeling weird. I think when you hit like machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in here. Who gives a fuck? I've gotten sleep apnea when I'm hungover. That's when I get it. Do you sleep on your side? I've got it on my planes. I'm waking myself up. It's so embarrassing. I had to wake this dude up and not wake this dude up but tell him once. We were on a long flight, like going to Europe or something. And this poor dude was choking so bad. He sat up and I said, hey man, you have sleep apnea. I go, have you ever been tested for sleep apnea? He was a younger guy. I was like in his 30s, but real overweight. And I go, you got to go get tested. I go, you legitimately have sleep apnea. I go, I know because I have it. And I told him, I'm like, you don't breathe for like nine seconds at a time. I watched him. It was crazy. I got to be honest, that's... Don't get me wrong, you did the right thing but that would bum you out. Well, he was already friendly with me. He was like, I love you so much. Waking up to like an in shape, Jack being like, you're fat. I told him, I have it too. I have it too. I was informing him. I'm telling you, I changed my life. I just told him, I got a mouthpiece that presses down on your tongue and keeps my tongue from sliding back. It's a game changer. I go, dude, you'll feel so much better. I watched you choke. The mouthpiece is tough though. If you're laying with your lady. Oh, that's a problem. Put the mouthpiece in. Well, hold on a second. All of a sudden, I'm hard. We should probably have sex right now. Take that mouthpiece out. You got to take it out. Hey, baby, are you awake? Another thing is mouth tape. You ever try that? I got his deviated septum. You should get that fixed, dog. I'm never going to fix anything. You should get that fixed. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that. I'm going to fix that.� Dusted you off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So and then I broke my nose Who knows how many times after that? Of course bunch times. Yeah, the most recent one in my 40s I got knee in the face and jiu-jitsu in my or in my late 30s rather cut knee in the face and jiu-jitsu And it was fucking poor and blood doesn't look bad though. No, it's not that bad. It's not flattened Yeah, too much because I really stopped striking Mostly when I was like 22 23. I did a little of it when I came to LA again I just did a little sparring but not too much But it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again This piece of cartilage eventually collapses and then you get this like flat thing. Yeah Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it bums me out when I see it on women fighters It really does it bombs me out. I had so sexist It does That's who you want to look pretty. I know you go. Well, you look pretty There's certain fights where women get like really badly cut and I have a really hard time with it. I Know I mean I don't have a hard time with dudes. It was hard to watch women get beat up. It is like the fucking That I rack video we were watching. Oh Jesus. It's hard to watch Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman It was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive like remember like even after he knocked her down She she jumped up tried to swing on him even when the referee was holding her back She was very aggressive, but this dude beat the fucking dog shit out of her. She was she did survive the round I guess didn't she get knocked down at the end and they stopped it. I think that I could be wrong It looked like the second he was in his corner. Well, he was terrible. He wasn't good. Yeah, he wasn't good. It was ridiculous Also, yeah, there is Jimmy don't make me watch this This guy's just I mean it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique. He's just kind of swinging punches But the power difference is just crazy And anybody who thinks it's not is just fucking delusional the difference in a man and a woman is so big Even like a strong woman like Amanda Nunes. She probably knocked out most dudes But she's not sparring a guy her weight. It's gonna go full blast. It's that's fucked Even like a big power puncher for a woman That's the end that's horrible But I think they were just in like felucia so fuck it my friend Tommy's stuff a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out She's she knocked me out dude, bro. I'm telling you this girl couldn't could knock a man out Tommy's always telling me how hard she hits those punching back things and he's like let her hit your hand So I go okay, I put my hand up bro. She blasted my hand and I went whoa I was like that is real. I got that's a real problem. I go did she'll knock you out Did you not get into argument with your girlfriend? She's a big lady not not like yeah, but the strong yeah, I was shocked There's girls out there. They could flat line you But not that one bro, how much would that suck talking to your girl you like my house She collect her cloresis shields you just fucking drops bombs on you Toons you up with a nice couple hammerfish on the ground Fuck that talking to a girl and she gets in like a good stance Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the PFL what's her name Dakota just cheva? I don't know how to say her last name. I Don't know she's from England. I don't know what her ethnicity is But she is like most of her fights win by knockout She's this Muay Thai specialist, but she's pretty she's real pretty and like slim and slender and awesome Fox these girls up. That's a fox these girls up like combination. That's her combination Say that name to cheva The cheva I don't know. I'm probably butchering it a lot of those names You can't really pronounce them the way you read them like that that trips me up so hard at UFC Wayans Like I have to write everything out phonetically Just cut cut to like when she's till yeah, she's tuning up this girl and she tunes up all these girls She's nasty man. Look at that knee to the body She's pretty she's got a nice body if you saw her at a club you would you would say wow she looks really fit like maybe She's a cross fit or something. Yeah, try to hug her get put in the clinch Fuck But that video is wrong the video in Iraq is wrong don't do that Don't do that poor lady that lady got a lifetime worth of She must have been talking so much shit that the whole Everybody agreed to it. Yeah, everyone agreed. There's ladies like that out there just like there's guys like that out there for sure He's I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym Yeah, I'm a fucking street fighter. They have no skills Talk shit to him I he's beating the brain you can always tell though just the way they move their feet Oh, yeah, like they don't like kind of like on the balls of their like jumping around a little Every punch they throw they leave their feet during the old days of martial arts They used to people would just show up at your gym and say they want to spar the best people there It would happen all the time how what years are these day 80s? Yeah, that's because they were putting out those fucking sick-ass karate movies Every single dude was like hold on a second. Is that me am I John cloud? I am that guy. Well, there's a lot of like probably skit of pharynx and delusion Show but a cry school and just get fucked up. It's horrible Having a manic episode be like I'm about to throw around how sick horrible Horrible oh man getting tuned up while you're having Here in the middle of a full schizophrenic break you're seeing elves and shit He's in the gym. There's a dragon hiding behind the quarter you just get punched in the face Got a trainer Imagine being schizophrenic imagine just seeing a world It's totally different in the world everybody sees because you're whatever is all fucked up And so you just seeing things that aren't there no making connections that aren't real And you don't know Kurt man's That's good. I know that's good. It's fired up. Okay, that's good. He's got a touch. He got me at the holiday He's got a touch of the skits. He's fired up, bro. He is an An encyclopedia of conspiracies. Yeah, you just drop go back to remember that thing in the 70s. Oh, yeah, yeah And he'll tell you more than you know he'll tell you much he also talks about conspiracies with complete. Oh, you didn't know this Yeah, that's the best. There's never like there's a theory. No, yeah, and he gets over you because he's such a goon He like looms over you. He's this big fucking dude. He's giant eyebrows. He's so fucking funny He's so funny. He's Character like you couldn't make a dude like that in a movie people. That's too over the top. No, he's His his comedy is oh, yeah, it's my favorite. He's great He's a really great like he does the Jimmy door show and he just jumps in with shit jumps It's always like I'm always like watching this very serious thing He's coming to my house a couple times easy he likes white clothes He drinks white clothes and then he's his own and then he gets going Yeah, he always shows up in the green room with two white claws in between his fingers always two white clothes He's a two white claw man He's always been that guy too. It's so fun I had the worst one of the most embarrassing interactions with him. He just put out White precious which was one of my favorite specials ever and Then I saw him in LA because I was opening for like big J at the store and Metzger was there and I was like Okay, I'm gonna try to talk to Kurt. This is a big moment for me And I was like, so do you think Wendy think your next special is? There's so many of those so many I wish I could take back The meeting people for the first time being like super awkward or oh A tell got me with a terrible one. I've talked about it before but I walked outside of the cellar I just had a good set like I was feeling good and he was smoking a cigarette I was like, can I get one of those cigarettes? You thought you were gonna buy me while you had four left. Yeah, he likes fucking people How is he still alive? Like he does nothing to take care of himself. How much how many cigarettes is Dave smoke? He smokes a lot of cigarettes. He's he's alive through pure laughter. Yeah, the amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited I was I was so lucky to just be like because they would always put me with him at the end of the night So I got to watch him for a few years and it was like my favorite thing Oh, but if I he just would make fun of me He'd see me in the room. We'd be like, oh Shane must have had a good set. He's hanging out Shane, where were you born on the corner of AR and 15? Yeah, but yeah, he fucking really makes funny you stand in the doorway and he's like look at you you fat piece I love what he does. He'll do a show and then it'll bring his opening acts on on the stage at the end of the show and Just riff and just shit on them He it's impossible to keep up. Oh Ian just gets you in finance Yes, but he gets just steamrolled. Yeah, of course. Yeah, he like knows Dave enough To like know what he's looking for with the right. I don't so I'd be in the room He'd be like Shane you look like a sex toy guy. What's like the sex toys? 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Yeah, I sent I opened for birdcrisher and helium Then it helium filling it was the first time I ever middled and I was like that was a good show I should and he you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like you should open for me. I was like Fuck you. I'm gonna email this guy. I emailed him like five times the first email was like I think you and me mesh together. We should it was brutal so that I'm talking me and Stan hope we're talking about it This fucker still is the same email account. So he brought it up Read the email in front of me ten years later. How does he still have the same email account for ten years? God, that would you you got any of those? What like when you were young comic just emails back down. No, no, no, but I mean just like saying something that you Nothing too bad comic one time at MTV John Stuart was having a meeting with this executive and I just met John Stuart like the first time and and So I went in to say hi I wanted to say hi to the lady and John Stuart was there I remember saying hi to him like oh hi and then I remember I went I go wow you got a great view I looked out the window and I knocked something over Like a fucking statue or some shit. I had grab it and pick it up. It didn't break and I put it back I'm like, alright. I'll just get out of here. I just felt like such a fucking clumsy dork Because I had to look out the way to say something nice like wow you got a great view. Yeah, knock this fucking thing over And just like oh no Yeah, knocking something over that I why did I go back there to look if I just said hi in the main room area? Everything everybody like man that guy was cool. I was cool. No. He had to go to the window Haunted me for years. I had a think about that knocking that stoop. I don't even remember what it was. I knocked over but I remember going oh Yeah, it's terrible. I had one. I went to see soders He filmed one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly and I had just Done a showcase with him in New York Like I was like really excited that I did a show at the stand because it was like the first time I ever did And he was on the lineup so we're standing in line and I was like you think I should just tell these people that I just did a Show with this guy Right away I think I should tell like the people with the security that I just did a show with him. Oh It's fun really embarrassing It's it is embarrassing now because now you're just like totally friends with all these guys. Yeah, it's totally normal That's what's weird. Like I see John Stewart now. I give him a hug like hey, what's up, dude? It's like it's totally normal. He's just a person when you see someone that you've seen on TV Like when you're young it's weird it is Takes a long time for it stops being weird That's why it's like when people come up to me and do the same thing I used to do so I was like, it's alright Yeah, I mean like the first time I met Norman in the list It was after a show and I was standing next to him I was like you guys it's funny you guys sound just the same as you doing on podcast. I listen to you guys podcast Yeah, it's brutal I Mean there's no way to be comfortable How can you be you have to go through it if you don't go through it you're not gonna be comfortable you're gonna be weirded out And you know like no way around you want them to be your friend. Oh, yeah, you know what I mean You want them to like you they have no idea who you are you like standing next to yeah? Yeah, yeah, and then it gets you know There's levels of weirdness, you know like sometimes I mean I'm in here talking to someone. I'm like That's fucking Quentin Tarantino like how weird is this? I mean sitting here talking to Quentin like there's certain guys that never stop being weird Yeah, it's like always stays a little weird because they're so famous Yeah, mine's always athletes It's always an athlete that I didn't think was gonna make me feel that way. That's interesting Well, you know how special they are Aaron judge from the Yankees got me. Yeah, I couldn't even talk It was fucking recent He's handed he was hitting batting practice before Philly's Yankees and he saw me I didn't know he knew who I was he like looked over before he like was entering the cage and he was like And then he got done he walked over he's like what are you doing back there big man? You were hit on No idea I was a full panic in that that's funny full panic and then I think yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did Nine hot dogs nine beers nine innings cheese O'Connor had nine seven hot dogs before the first He fell asleep for a whole game And we were with my buddy H. Foley and he was getting other food He's a big fucking guy other than the night hot dog nine hot dogs was the challenge and then I watched him get a fucking cheese stick And How big is he he's as big as he's big fuck big as it gets He's about as funny as it gets though nine hot dogs and a cheese stick is crazy That's a lot of volume just like the sheer mass of it all You know, yeah, it was terrible You know that feeling that you get when you eat like a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror Like oh my god, I'm fucking pregnant. Yeah, every did it last night all those plates Stacked up on top of each other. Well, I lately I've been doing this one meal a day thing like the last few days I don't think I'm gonna stick with it Today I kind of cheated I had a little bit of fruit, but so last night I went to The if I had a little bit of fruit. I'd be like I'm I'm the beacon of health Crazy I had fucking fruit today. You don't need any fruit. No No vitamins I take vitamins you take vitamins. What are you taking? Right now just D B and C. Okay, now. I got some zanking magnesium in there You should go to waste a well and we know they did they gave me some shit But they'll give you one based on your blood profile. They did yeah, they'll mix it for you. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's great You don't have to think yeah, I went to ways well fully going. I have to have diabetes The fucking as soon as they took my blood there was like four days from when I got the results I was in the green room talking to Simpson. I was like dude. They had to be symptoms, right? He was like no, I Just have diabetes. I was like fuck. I definitely have diabetes nothing Wow, good result. That is a good result. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, liver is a motherfucker, dude. Come believe it Yeah, you're like your liver's all right your liver's a motherfucker. You know what it gets workouts I think the gets work out. It's Jack If you think about it look All the time look running one time until your heart explodes. It's not good for you, right? We all agree you get a heart attack you die. That's not good Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you. No, definitely not but running Every day a little bit couple miles you get in shape. I think this is wrong, but I like where you go You know I'm going with this like a little bit of whiskey a little bit of booze some drinking every day Duff in that fucker and your liver is ready to go you live is like a marathon runner Right. Yeah, you think well, it's like that's why you have the tolerance you have clearly right because Tolerance comes from just light beer, right for real if you get me if I take two shots. I'm like I gotta go home It's crazy Stan. Hope does that too. He just sips light beer. Oh really? Yeah, he moved it. He went to a cocktail phase I don't know where he's at right now when I was with him. He was fully on Like white Russians. Okay. Yeah cocktail Again after he gets after it still after all these years he was doing good last on my song. He's great Yeah, I already crushed that it's getting murdered. Yeah, Tony said it was awesome watched his set and he said he was just clap Tony said he was just going like this Doug's always been one of the best and he's like that's him like he's not putting on an act He's that's genuinely him 24 7 with his stupid suits on and just thinking everything is hilarious and hanging out with a army of idiots like Fucking do like him. They're all doing ridiculous shit. I yeah when I was living there. It was just me These guys are all like 1560. Hey boys. We got it. No doctors fuck this. We're riding this thing until the wheels fall off Bingo is doing good too. That's great everything It was nice to see Yeah, because when we're doing that end of the world podcast one time, that's what I'm gonna fell Oh, it's so scary man. Hey, I'm so scared speaking to hitting your head. We think is Jake Paul Anthony Joshua fight That's tonight. That is tonight and watch it. Yeah, I'm definitely watching it. I don't know I got a lot. We got a lot tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh Football playoffs. What else we got Jame? Oh just that? All right, that's all great. Oh, yeah, I can't get Again get excited about that while Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua fighting Very excited about this if Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy. This should be How could he take it easy? The whole world is watching. There's not a chance. He's gonna make it look like this guy can box with them Can you imagine if Jake if you flat lines? Oh my god, what if he steps in and just Right power bombs them right on the chin and Joshua's legs go out And he goes down it'd be the saddest It'd be sad not for Jake Paul. Of course. That'd be awesome. I'm not for all the Anthony Joshua who's like Who was like gonna be the guy destroy some sports books also apparently what are those odds? They lose a hundred million dollars or something. I think yeah, that's where yeah There's a lot of my ticket. I thought the Jake Paul underdog right now. There's people betting on him Yeah, cuz he's got that sits plus 650 you're making six times the money you put in yeah But what are the odds really good? What are the odds really? I know that's the I literally said what are the odds to the odds? But I mean if you're gonna Vegas It's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision or stops him This is because he is a two-time. It's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer. He's a real good boxer He's like very underrated But he's a two-time heavyweight world champion He's like one of the fucking scariest guys in the division lightning fast punches 245 fucking pounds. He's huge. He's way bigger way more skilled like a foot taller. What's the height difference? I saw him at the way in I think he's five inches taller four or five inches taller But the point is he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive Yeah, and Jake Paul is a guy that is you know very impressive for a guy beating up Ben Ascrin and knocking out Tyron Woodley very impressive. Yeah, there's levels knocking out Mike Perry very impressive There's levels. This is this is a crazy jump. That's why it's I think the only reason the odds are not 40 to 1 is people suspect shenanigans shenanigans. Yeah They suspect shenanigans, but a first they come out and fuck it circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes We're gonna be like yeah You motherfuckers When Nate fought him that was great. Well, listen, that's another fight look Nate no disrespect to Nate But Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for the most part a couple fights at 170. Yeah, you know a very good boxer for MMA, but Jake Paul had his hands full and Nate had Nate had a bad shoulder rounds. Yeah, the late rounds Nate sorted. Yeah Paul 7 to 1 underdog had attracted 82% of the bets and 90% of the money that had been wagered on DraftKings On the winner what? A Paul upset would result in nearly a hundred million dollar loss for the sportsbook Imagine if Jake Paul just hated DraftKings and what they made a deal with Anthony Joshua. Yeah, it's like look let's back to you on the motherfuckers Let's back up these motherfuckers. We're gonna bet it all on me. I mean that's like a Guy Ritchie movie. It is no It's But that's the other thing because I saw Anthony no disrespect Anthony Joshua But I saw what fight was it? Recent like a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic after and started giving a fucking crazy speech. Oh, I don't remember that He did. Yeah, he gave a little weird After he lost he like oh wait was it Daniel Dubois? Oh, Usik? Yeah. Yeah, what did he say? It was just kind of a weird thing to do after you lose to grab the mic and talk to the crowd and well I think it was in his hometown. Oh, okay, it wasn't it Wasn't in London. Definitely wasn't in fucking Usik's Exactly who the fuck's gonna travel there to see a fight I Think that's probably why you know in England they like a loser who keeps his chin up Like a guy loses You know, I do well they like a respectable winner You know is respectable and shows good sportsmanship and And then good character after it's over could be wrong I just remember thinking it was odd and it's probably a cultural thing. He left the ring and came back And then they shook and then I don't know what he says here, but he grabs the mic That's just a lotion Mitchell boxer from five years old that was an elite prospect from a youth. I was going to jail I see some high nickel youths in red in jail. I've got bail and I started training If I got sent in I wanted to be able to fight I bust my case about cousin bengal. Where's he? G14 raise your hand. I'm standing this is it's oh, I never saw this He might take a dad. He's a wild motherfucker Maybe I could have done better It shows the levels of hard work. He must have put in so please give him a round of applause as our heavyweight champion of the world It's a little odd it's odd. He's still going I will say this I don't You know, you just kind of fight, right? I used to cry whenever I got in a fight Anyone I would have given this it right give that speech every time they lose a street fight Every single time they stand up. They go, let's get a beer together. This guy's a fucking man, you know, right a little bit. Yeah, but Now it's it is a little weird it's definitely weird, but there's some dudes that just want they get the mic They just want to start talking. I hate you know, yeah There are dudes for some dudes that I have to interview in the UFC and the UFC is like last question stop No more questions. We got to cut cuz like they had to cut to commercial. I like those though Oh, so I like when the guy grabs the mic and just starts screaming some of them are great Yeah, we're great, but I don't son and fucking mastered it. Yeah, he was the first guy He was the first guy to figure it out. He was the first guy to figure out how to cut like a pro wrestling type promo in Inside the cage like Anderson Silva you absolutely suck He's the greatest of all time funny Yeah, it was he was awesome. He might who's funnier than him Gregor was okay. It was really funny. McGregor took shit talking to a whole new level. Yes, but I feel like tail But she'll open the fucking door. Yeah, he's the og He's the og of MMA shit talking for sure and still like the most clever at it You know, he's very clever. Yeah, the fucking the Brazilians thinking a bus was a horse He's a quite a character man, he's quite a fucking character. Yeah, McGregor should talk. Yeah, who the fuck is that guy? His current shit talks my favorite. Yeah, I love what he's up to Do you think he's gonna make all the he keeps talking he keeps talking about making it to the White House But I just I hope he gets to the White House. I'm gonna do my best to go I hope that's I hope he does that and that's it. I'm not saying Michael Chandler one is a good one That's a smart. That'd be a fun one It's a marketable one because everybody knows they were supposed to fight years ago and they did the ultimate fighter together And also Chandler still fucking dangerous as shit. He's not washed Not he's not in his prime, but he's like 38 or 39 years old now. We'll go wild in there He's a dangerous guy. He's crazy fit too. He loves America dude get him a fucking White House Oh, yeah, he's gonna cry after the fight And he will do everything within his power to try to beat Connor Yeah, I'm gonna not not say anything bad about Trump until that fight Yeah, that fight yeah that fucking bullshit tweet that sucked Bro look what a mom Donnie called him a fascist and he had him in the Oval Office And did you see that true and he's like you said Donald Trump he's like it's okay. Just go ahead and say just bro. He didn't get I hate to get on Trump stuff But have you seen the plaques? No, I heard about it So his planks under everybody's name. He's kind of trash every president And what is he it'll right like he the Clinton one I read He kind he talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones the Clinton one is like Basically like he kind of got lucky with the economy because of the fucking tech boom Also, then at the end is like and then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost That's a plaque Huh does it really say he got lucky like who's writing these things he's not writing Oh my god, he is writing it. Oh, no, no, let me read it from the top. This is so crazy This that this is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy Look at this sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history Taking office as a result of most corrupt election ever seen in the United States Biden oversaw a series of Unprecedented disaster what's managing elections capitalized weird. Yeah, it is weird Unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction his policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded Leading the US dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years his green new scam Surrendered American energy dominance and by abolishing the southern border Border Biden let 21 million people from all over the world poor in the United States including from prisons jails Mental institutions and insane asylums. Isn't that like he said two things that are the same thing Jails prisons To say to selves His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and resulted in the murder of 13 brave American service members which many other Many others gravely wounded Seeing with many others gravely moon gravely mooned. What's wrong with me seeing Biden's devastating weakness Russia invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel. This is crazy Nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by you Nicknamed like the whole public got together. I got a name for this guy was dominated by his radical left handlers Look how radical left is in caps, too They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline An unprecedented use of auto-pen This is so crazy You shouldn't be allowed to do this Right, it should be like historians say this guy was president from Does it say Donald Trump saved America Despite all president trump would get reelected in a landslide and save america in all caps That's a plaque in the white house. He's not beating the uh dictator charges. This is like an african dictator I think they're changing the name of the kennedy center to the trump kennedy center. Oh boy Whoops somebody needs to tell him Like hey, this is not good You can't do that Because then other people could do that too and then the white house stops being the white house And it becomes whoever is in its house where he could just go crazy and say everybody else is a crook I don't think anyone's gonna do what he's doing I don't think there's I mean look, of course, of course, the problem is it opens up the door for someone on the left to do their version of it Who who's gonna be the democrat? Who's next fucking Gavin Newsom? He's not gonna fucking put up of course. He would of course. He would he copies everything that trump does He even tries to talk like trump on twitter You don't think that he would put up plaques that talk about how corrupt trump was And about how terrible and he was quoted as lying over 5 000 times by washington post You know, yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a plaque that'll just be everywhere I mean, but he could put that under his photo though. Like that's never been a thing that people did before For sure, right? I mean, I'm guessing. What was it before? Here he added that uh Ronald Reagan was a fan of president trumps long before his historic run for the white house Oh That's so disturbing that's such crazy thinking fucking Lacky put that shit up and was like do you like this? Of course, he's gonna fucking like it Bro, he wrote it. What are you talking about? You don't think he wrote it. You think a lacky wrote it? I don't fucking find out. I don't know what's going on. It's whoever's writing his tweets wrote that Yeah, same shit. He's got to be writing his tweets I I think they made a video of it, right? Yeah, so the video is like he says things and someone types it out for him He fucked up on twitter this week Well with the rob riner thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's crazy It's all crazy every like so if he didn't do the rob riner thing and then put up those plaques and be like, yeah, that's funny But then the rob riner thing you're like, god damn it, dude. Well, the plaques are crazy The plaques are crazy. The plaques are crazy. It's like you're The white house is supposed to be Where each new president you the new guy comes in you won the new election Congratulations, let me show you around. This is what it's like. These are all the photos. What's funny? I think this the change look at the I think that's the photo for Joe Biden. It's an auto pen. Yeah Okay That's so crazy But again, it's still funny when he does crazy shit when he does crazy shit and it's funny. I like it right But I don't love that the rob riner thing is not funny, right? And that's like the same thing Yeah, it's the same kind of thinking and when you put when you see it with no empathy. That's when it's hard to like Yeah, I wish he could apologize I know you can and you won't Listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society It's no different than people that were celebrating when charlie kerr cut shot. That's what yeah, that's the thing that bothered me It'd be like if obama tweeted Yeah, yeah rest in piss imagine imagine. Oh my god imagine imagine if obama tweeted, you know something about someone You know after they died in in this way that this person was a deranged that person that hated obama and he wrote obama like All caps Imagine obama Trump imagine obama talked like trump. He they hated obama That was his thing. He talks about himself the third person. That would be crazy It just shows you how crazy it is the way trump thinks and talks It's just like The guy got sliced up by his kid You know, anybody that doesn't see that and go fuck man Yes, the worst, you know also the kids claiming not guilty right now Oh, girl. Okay. I like it by reason of what I like the mood. Whoa boy It's so it's so dark man. Yeah, it's really fucking horrendous But on the other side of it The the rob riner thing was crazy because rob riner like made it a mission To try to get trump out of office and to try to get trump arrested and this is really weird video where he's sitting there with John brennan and james clapper These two top dog spooks. Yeah, and they're talking about how this is like unacceptable that trump is president I'm like, this is a crazy thing to and like high production value. Yeah, so it's like all filmed together They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove trump from office Maybe they knew something look all that sucked I think that sucked. Yeah, but then dude you get murdered next to your wife by your son horrible Yeah, that's like the worst thing possible the worst The president Right. It's a crazy thing to put out by the time this episode comes out. We'll have moved on. Yeah, but it seems like you know It seems like Whenever something like that happens where someone is happy that someone died So so many people just you you feel so disappointed You know, you just feel like it's so disappointing. Yeah It's like why why if you if you say that privately that's one thing which is also crazy Yeah, but it's so disappointing. I mean someone would have to be the worst person ever and then you're like, you know what? Fuck that guy but Jesus, yeah, that's and the way it happened to like yo The way it happened makes it son makes it 10 times worse. Oh god And he died if he died in like a funny way, right? So You know, right, right, right, then it would be if he was like i'm gonna fucking Parachute out of a plane, right? There you go. Something stupid. Thank you. Oh, he's bungee jumping. He lied about his weight But then snap then the worst possible way to die the worst possible way to die I mean and he and he did before all the political he did rule Oh, he had amazing he fucking ruled. I made amazing moves. He ruled. I mean, let's Let's bring up rob reiner's filmography. How many great he wanted to come on the podcast And talk about jfk. That would have been sick. Yeah um I don't know why that never happened But what films did he do? I don't think spiral top might have been the first one but Spinal ride stand by me Okay, stand by me and princess bride two of the greatest few good man wait. He made a few good men Bro misery. He did misery Fucking amazing movie Was he a producer on the few good men? Let me make directors. We once won because he did a lot of stuff too. He's been in movies Um directed them So here you go like writer predictor or sorry producer writer director different and all he did direct a few good man Yeah, yeah, dude. He made some bangers when harry met sally He's a dad and move of wall street who's hilarious in that. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot about that Spinal tap was supposed to come out. I think I read they put that on hold right now Yeah horrendous That's that's like you don't don't put anything out. There's someone take his fucking phone. Yeah, there are certain things the administration does That i'm just like damn you can't you can't defend it like the like the I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely allowed it to happen where like Fucking ice is making funny videos about deporting people. Yeah, and then like like shit like this. It's like damn, dude That's fucking terrible use theo. Yeah They use theo and a totally Unrelated clip Yeah, like some lady said, uh, my friend has to leave the country. Will you make a video? I heard you got supported. I mean, I knew that video existed before. Yeah, I'm the one editing the dhs It's just theo being funny Yeah, and you they use that in this ice thing and theo's like, whoa And he had a really good response too. He got them to take it down but his uh response See if you can find it something that his uh opinions on immigration are much more nuanced I mean, that's the truth though. It's like, yes, sure illegal immigration's We should fix that. Yeah Don't fucking make it funny. It's a serious thing. It's a serious thing you're doing. Yeah, why would you make it funny at all? Yeah, like is the thought like that that'll make it popular on tiktok and it'll spread that way Is that the thought that it'll be a that video will get people to want to sign up for ice? A lot of those people are obviously just weird fucking psychos That are in that world. I don't know. I heard something that I don't know if it's true Um It was about the brown shooting the brown university's shooting and it's people claiming that The the security cameras had been disabled. Yes I was trying to get theo's tweet. Here's just the quote of what it said that for you. Yo, this is what he says DHS I didn't approve to be used in this. I know you know my address So send a check and please take this down and please keep me out of your banger deportation videos Vaughn said on his ex account when it comes to immigration my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows by Vaughn added perfect response calling them banger videos is hilarious. Yeah, they're ridiculous. Yeah, they suck They suck. It's like why are you doing that? I thought you're trying to get rid of like the worst people in the world You're not trying to be entertaining Like the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world like but That's what we're you know, that's what we wanted. We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists the worst people in the world That's who we're hoping for. Yeah, but then it's like anybody I bet they have quotas I bet they're they're without a doubt without a doubt whenever you give a quote up to enforcing a law You get you get into weird territory. That's when cops pull people over for bullshit. Yeah, it's how most of my buddies got DUI's The cops needed a quote. They just took a chance. Me and Jamie were just talking about that help Just our hometown just miss it Yeah, I was built. That's what I was built for home downs Nine to five and then go to a bar That's who you built for us. Did you miss those days? I miss it a lot really? I miss the going to the bar just for fun just sitting there hanging out bro We had we could have beat Lancaster Catholic that was fucking crazy. We lost that fucking that's what I'm gonna talk about when I get home For Christmas. Yeah That's funny. You look forward to that. I do Shit rules high school buddies. They all have families now. Yeah It's nice, especially when your friends get families. It's nice to go go out with them They when you see them get that one night off You go, oh, this guy's about the fucking black This is gonna be crazy I was a buddy. I have friends come to shows and just fall apart. That's hilarious. That's so funny Yeah, no, sorry about the derailing it from that actual conversation No, it's okay. I don't even remember what we were talking about. You're talking about the camera's Oh, the brown university thing Now what why did they have the security cameras? Why were they disabled? Because I don't even want to say whatever what I read the thing online was saying it. Yeah, it was ice Yeah, that it was it because they wanted to stop ice from using the feed to locate legals that are working on the campus maybe Or maybe citizens that are or our students rather. Yeah that are uh Because they've done some wild shit like they I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady But they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student and she wrote a An essay that was critical of israel. Yeah. Yeah The response from their officials, I guess um called on lack of cc And they want to know how a school with a nine billion dollar endowment Does not have cameras on one of the older buildings at the edge of the camera Edge of the campus where this happened not even in the front door Who's coming and going now? They asked this question knowing that the shooter may have done whatever you wanted But the cameras a would have deterred or b Captured a better look at them and we wouldn't be here today five days out I want you to explain that because there's a lot of parents who are wondering. Where are you investing your money? Yeah, I appreciate that question and I want to reiterate as our president did that supporting our students and communicating to the parents To our community about our support is of utmost importance We have 1200 cameras located throughout the campus We don't publish the locations of the cameras that would give a map to somebody to evade Detection on the cameras so that would be counterproductive to do that There are cameras in this building and as I answered the previous question We have turned over all evidence that we are holding at brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them So you're saying that there's a camera using there's cameras in the building I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building the attorney general said I'm on camera right now you fucker I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement. That doesn't make sense for me. I'm gonna go Okay, this is contradictory to what I read what I read was that somebody had disabled them Um, so he was saying there is cameras and they turned over all footage There's gotta be cameras But the thing is like when you hear a story like they disabled it for ice like is that story total bullshit? And is that story designed to get people to tweet that out so that other people start believing it for sure Hmm, they were naming the fucking shooter. I thought did you see that? Yeah, how they know before they got the portuguese guy. Oh really they were naming a different shooter. Yeah Oh, no, yeah, who's the difference? I was all over it. I was going this motherfucker out there you who was the different guy? uh, it was a Kid that was in like uh protest and shit like a Gaza kid So they instantly named him and yeah, whatever it's all gonna get paid He should oh, yeah, he should remember the Atlanta one where the guy they ruined his life. They said he was a bomber It was just a security guard. Oh, yeah, remember that guy. Yeah the movie. Yeah Fuck's his name. I I forget his name too, but I remember the real story Walter paul walther hauser plays him in uh, I hope I'm getting that name, right? I know that guy he's the man Richard jewel Richard jewel I was there that day you in Atlanta. Yeah, I was there. I Yeah, when we were headed home The only reason we weren't there when I went off is because we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the dream team play The guy I think we were trying to buy him from ripped him up in front of my dad and just threw him in the fucking sewer They're like, what? Yo, who knows that you are. Hi. You are. Ohio trash. You went to the olympics to scalp dream Other stuff, but like we didn't have tickets to that game We were like, let's find tickets to the game. What else did you see like a volleyball game and uh, Girls Richard jewel, right? Yeah, Richard. Um, I just sent you this thing Yeah, I found a thing on twitter about it. It says there's like an open letter in august that anti ice protesters wanted The cameras disabled, but I didn't see that it actually happened is all Bro It's all weird I've kind of checked out Me hear this human rights group to you Human rights group to university administrators dismantle surveillance to defend free speech now Huh, I don't know if they did it. What does that mean? put up because they sanctuary city law that we have You don't want to recover legal immigrants and you don't want to provide the footage to the FBI Or immigration authority one camera and that building it comes from your the third is their friend of mine They're angry at this investigation that these people in brown university put the camera off They can identify that person you imagine how the family want to go through we tell the truth To the media here Putting cameras off and we heard from both the brown police chief Isn't it in that where that girl got Taken for writing the letter right when this all started wasn't she a brown student or something? Was it I thought it was columbia. I don't remember though. I don't remember though See if you can find that story because that story is also fucking crazy Like you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war It's a war that's happening right at least from one side of it Like having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country Like especially you're at a university which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged. Yeah Yeah, it turns out every both sides are totally hypocritical and doing exactly what the other side did and It's interesting because We're getting to see it Um more clearly than we've ever seen it before right? Yeah, it seems like It's toughs university toughs arrested and detained by Uh ice agents in summerville, massachusetts. What did she say? She wrote out something in the newspaper. I think like the school newspaper. Right. Well, what was but what was it? Let's see if we can read it I wonder like what got her deported What were the words She criticized toughs leadership response to the toughs community union senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in gauss Months after the op-ed was written and just weeks before she was detained the website canary mission Published a profile on miss. I don't know how to say her name Oz turk Including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti israel activism Its sole support for the contention was a link and screenshots of her op-ed when asked about her case secretary state Marco rubio confirmed revoking her visa adding we gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree Not to become a social activist that tears up our university campuses Shut up marco. So she was asking put that up again, please So she was asking She was criticizing toughs leadership's response To the toughs community union senate passing several resolutions So she must be a part of the toughs community union senate or or someone is so they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations So like what is Like what what was i want to know what she actually said You know what i mean? I mean we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was See if we can find it It's just interesting because like what what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro Free speech country on planet earth like what gets you kicked out? Is it really? Right, but is it only that one? Is it only that one? Like what if you had an opinion on ukraine and russia? Without getting kicked out. I doubt it. That's weird, right? It certainly is that's kind of weird. It's a little strange Are you noticing give me two more beers? I'll let you know. I'll let you know my algorithm's been seen me It's kind of crazy because You know unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the laws or ignore the rules If they're just having an opinion on A gigantic international conflict sure that seems crazy to want to kick them out of the country Unless there's something more that i don't know Yeah, maybe she must have said something you would think pretty crazy, but I bet you she didn't yeah, she might not I thought it was a wild ass statement. Oh, this is so long Oh try again president kumar renewing calls to for tufts to adopt march 4th tcu senate resolutions so University's responses to senate resolution wholly inadequate and dismissive of the senate the collective voice of the student body Why first of all why would tufts be um Doing anything about what's happening in gaza and what could they really do You know what i'm saying? Yeah, i bet if yeah like what could they really do? I don't know they might stop it Investments and divesting from companies and director and direct ties to israel's what they're talking about Right, but the problem is aren't those companies israel's not a communist dictatorship So those companies that you're not going to invest in they're just citizens of israel like your citizens of america You know what i mean? It's like they there's a lot of people that were protesting that in yahoo before october 7th It's like not everybody agrees with everybody. It's not like israel's a mono culture that only has like one Thing that they they think there's a lot of people over there that don't like their Their government so like to ban their business not use their bill like what? Fuck if i know i don't know what does that do it puts pressure on them to vote differently i guess yeah Yeah, where'd she where was she from but that but again? Isn't that That's just an opinion It's an opinion it didn't even i don't think she even said anything that Wild enough. No, is that what the fuck she got kicked out? There's probably a lot more to it, but just one of three or four authors of this paper even That's one of those things where like you got to be able to talk about shit like that And if you can talk about shit like that if you're from ohio and they're not going to send you out of the country somewhere Does it ever feel like you're a marketing professional just? 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About the georgia elections No, oh, it's kind of crazy. Um the oh yeah, I checked out dude. I'm watching fighter jet highlight videos on my phone You're better off that way. You're better off checking out. I'm waiting for the college football players. Yeah patiently um, they found a ton of um Well, I don't want to put it. Let me pause for a second when I find this You got it I don't know either. I'm not paying attention to this. I think they found votes Well, they were they were saying that's that Three hundred and fifteen thousand early votes lacked the poll workers signatures We don't dispute the allegation Right, so if that's true They admit the three hundred fifteen thousand votes lacked poll workers signatures and they were counted in 2020 I don't think that's legal Let's put in put that into perplexity. Is that legal? Uh, like if that's true, is that legal and should those votes have counted? So because here's where it gets crazy trump lost to biden in georgia by I think it was 11 000 votes. Yeah, I read though that they'd already done a hand count of these votes Since because this has been disputed for the last five years, you know So what does that mean? They did a hand count of the votes. The thing is it doesn't have the poll signature, right? I'm just saying that's separate from the polls. I don't even know what that means But what the accusation at least is that three hundred and fifteen thousand lacked So put the tweet up against so we can read the accusation It says three hundred and fifteen thousand early votes that lacked poll workers signatures So you have a poll worker supposed to sign every one of them, right? That's that I was trying to read into what this means There's something like each day when they use the machine They have to like zero out the machine to make sure like, you know, that's starting at zero And then at the end of the day, you got to sign off on what it says So someone's counted them or something like that and they don't have evidence Because there wasn't anything being signed that this even started at zero They could have had their sample tally still on there from their practicing the machines to make sure they counted, right? There's a lot of discrepancies on what that could have meant and think I it's a chain of custody issue I don't know again what that means specifically, right? So it could mean many things and one of the things that it could mean is that three hundred and fifteen thousand early votes were bullshit They also don't know what who voted for who in those three hundred and fifteen thousand, right? That's right I think I was reading into these tweets some people are like this is nonsense because they've already gone back and counted them all But I think People are fighting with those people, aren't they? The problem is when you ask trump about it like when I had him on the podcast I'm like you think you think they stole the 2020 election like tell me what what's the evidence He didn't well he he might not have remembered. He might have just said tell me what they did And like had somebody work on it and then they told him and then he starts talking about it But he didn't really go in depth about it I don't know but he didn't have a satisfactory answer. No, he didn't I was hoping he did I was hoping he did too like I was hoping he would have said they stole it through Like propaganda and shit or like what they what happened in those years Certainly and instead it was just down to like He thought like voter fraud and like yeah, which I'm sure there was some but it was like you could have had an argument with What happened in 2020 and leading up to it Yeah, you could definitely have a thing where you see with the fbi and the twitter files and all that shit with the Hunter biden laptop store. Yeah, but not he didn't even bring that up. Yeah, I should have brought that up Um, georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tabulator tapes for roughly 315 000 early boat ballots in folton county was a violation Of georgia election procedure law i.e. It was not done in compliance with the statute That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal But it does mean the county certification process for those votes did not follow the state legal requirements So Those are not supposed to have been counted. Is that what they're saying because it didn't follow the requirements That's what they're saying Um, so it said scroll back up again so I get here So it says poll workers must also print and sign zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero And these signed tapes serve as the official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic That's what they require. So they require people to do that. So maybe someone didn't do that What they were required that's a possibility. I think 36 did 36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in folton county had failed to sign the tabulation tapes Including that the county violated official election record document processes required by statute um, the ones the voting precincts put this in that Failed to sign the tabulation tapes were they predominantly republican or democrat? It's just google folton county click images I think you know What do you think? I don't know Well, I mean if the if the republicans are complaining about it. It's obviously a democrat right county for sure But I'm gonna leave this close here. We got how I would have spelled it That's how I would have spelled it. I thought it was right. I can't believe anything's wrong. I thought it was right I wonder if a I would have figured it out it would have a complexity would have yeah Specific 36 and 37 advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party But folton county as a whole is strongly democratic And its advanced early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly democratic In other words those affected Advanced voting sites would be expected to be predominantly democrat in their results not republican Weird that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes are strong Democratic and that There's 315,000 votes that aren't supposed to be There They didn't sign For the but it's okay. Don't worry about it. We just forgot to tally. Fuck it. We forgot the tally whoopsies We were so busy making sure we saved democracy that we forgot the tally It was fucking good for you What a great move though if they really did steal the election like wow am I is that the first time anyone's ever done it? I don't know if they did it. I'm not saying they did it But i'm sure if they did do it like what a great movie that would be there's no way a bunch of fucking pink hair dorks Really do hijack the system and they're Good for them in the fucking back rooms like Licking envelopes and sealing mail-in ballots Just as I don't I asked the thing I read and it says that they were both hand counted and fully audited After the fact I asked if after they had found a problem certification and it says that they did Hand counted and fully audited after the fact There's no way the people that Didn't sign are the ones Making sure to tell everyone it was hand counted, right? It says hand counted the but then recounted by machine count and those process included Fulton even though the later issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post 2024 hand count Wait, what was that mean was the issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected By a new post 2024 hand count Hmm That's where I guess this is a weird I don't know what any of this stuff means to be honest. Yeah, what does that mean? That's what's confusing I'm only was there 315 weird votes or not because that that is the main Like right wing. I bet if you went on truth social and asked them how do they steal the election? They'd fucking I bet you can't get banned from truth social, right? You probably can't get banned Maybe you say something liberal you'd have to say but you'd have to be like crazy liberal where if you said I believe That there's two genders on blue sky. You're dunzies. Are you instant? Gone. See you Blue skis nuts bro. They go crazy Do you know what mccann told us? I do. I do know what he told us. I don't know how true that is. Yeah, we should find out Yeah, let's find out so mccann says that they created a ban in australia on social media for kids under 16 That this ban includes instagram and tiktok, but does not include blue sky If that's true that is crazy You just you like up until 16 years old the only way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist site available In blue sky I saw this lady One one guy rather um said i'm trying to be zen about it like something happened to him I'm trying to be zen about it and then this other guy underneath it chimes in It would be great if you would stop being racist to asians Maybe he was being fun. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no There's no humor over there. There's no humor. It is it is a a fucking ssri soup It's there's no humor over there. It's there's no humor I have f**k with blue ski. I gotta get on there I thought it was blue ski for so long call it blue ski. I've had a lot of people got to call it that now Blue ski is nice. They'll be on the f**k out of you The law's uh initial list of restricted platforms includes facebook instagram x tiktok youtube snapchat reddit threads kick and twitch other platforms including stream Steam blue sky whatsapp and youtube kids were considered but not included in the band So that's true. So blue sky, which is just twitter But for super hardcore lefties is Not included in the band did they ban true social? It doesn't seem like I find out put that into publicity find out if the australian band includes true social They're banning trump's tweets Imagine if you get on true social when you're 13 they'll let you buck wild but blue ski's just like tanking kids That's wild turning the kids trans left and right red. It's available. That's I thought it just said red It was not they said red. It was one of the band I just clicked said it could extend the reddit twitch and roblox even dating apps But oh some people are bribing them. Let's be honest reddit's roblox people are bribing them reddit's a little uh Yeah, this is reddit. The reddit's left leaning reddit as among the companies that has approached I think they need to have certain things on their websites and those websites that our band don't have those blocks and like filters available Yeah, I tell you I tell you I tried to do a try to jack off on reddit Because they born they they banned pornhub here Oh, I see so I was like I heard people jack off on reddit and I try to avoid reddit And then I as soon as I did soon as I opened it first thing was like shangillus fucking sucks now No, I still got one off but that was a tough one There's a lot of mean angry people out there Shane. Yeah Our people are not happy That is uh The porn thing's a weird one too because kids know about vpn's you're just keeping stupid kids from jerking off It's probably good You want the stupid ones out of cum so they're not making dumb decisions You're making another good point. Yeah, you want them all dried out All the stupid kids you just want I'm jerking off as much as possible We should like you don't have an IQ test To see if you could get porn and that IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb and if you're too smart Fuck you. Yeah, you don't like if you pass it you gotta go study you go study But you hit like a 65 on the eye. They just go go ahead jack off jack off Imagine that that would be a way that would keep dumb people Like sedated just give them as much more today They're doing to us to all of us just keep giving us live porn 24 7 anytime you want it hop on a website It's a good way to keep dumb people just dried up outages. Yeah, the porn no motivation is pretty crazy used to you know To classic fit, but you gotta used to it used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that. Yeah now It's just like I'll be watching a I was watching I was watching revolutionary war doc last night in between I was just All right, let's see what happened at ticonderoga And you are one of 99 percent of the population of men when they're alone. Yeah. Yeah, I'm watching kemburn's revolution Right seahawks. Seahawks rams just finished up classic game I said toss on some revolutionary war started dragging a little I said fuck it pause jack off Benedict Arnold was the hero of ticonderoga Now you're actually interested in not distracted fully not distracted Do you know uh, john lily the guy who invented the sensor deprivation tank? No, I don't he he was involved in cracking them off in there Oh, yeah He definitely had a family that's who's like this is a chamber that no one can go in He was jacking off to Probably but more importantly he also ran this research where they were working with dolphins It was like he was a pioneer in interspecies communication So they were attempting to to teach dolphins how to speak and so this lady. I'm not bullshitting you This lady is the dumbest idea. They're all in ketamine This lady lived in a house that was like three feet high in water with a fucking dolphin And the thing was they found out that she had a jack that's golfing off But she didn't jack the dolphin off the dolphin would not pay attention. I've heard this story. Yes So she would every day she would jack them off and they went what? Cancel this fucking project. Yeah, but ladies jacking off dolphins. I bet you by the 100 120th time jacking them off He was like, oh shit Holy fuck the problem with dolphins is they don't have lips right so they make a totally different kind of sound You can't get them to sound like a human And these fucking idiots are like get hello I swear to god the nazis are trying to get dogs to talk. Oh, I bet they were everyone's trying to get everyone's trying to get animals to talk What do you got? What is it? The whole documentary called the dolphin house. Oh about the place where this lady lived Yeah, this is lily. That's the guy. I hate to be this guy, but I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off Fully I'd be disappointed in myself So this lady just lived with a fucking dolphin Where was this? Where were they? Like where was the house Damn, she's had to jack that dolphin all the time think if that was your wife and then this documentary comes out later and you're like What what did you do? Also again? I did research I did scientific research You get off my back I know I was young and single and we haven't even met yet. I don't care You didn't tell me you jacked off though. We were engaged. You were jacking off dolphins for research Depends how long you're married get all really testy um st. Thomas Okay, but the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid little house The dolphin wants to be out there swimming after a while. He did after got a few panties. Yeah, fuck. Yeah Right, I got that's the jackpot. Right put him in a house. He's in a fucking house. They're feeding him. He's getting jacked off You want your dark truth about dolphins Female dolphins are very promiscuous. We should make sure this is true Because I've been female dolphin sluts And I think they think the theory is Because uh when they have babies it takes a long time for them to raise their baby and they won't breed While they're taking care of their babies I think it's like several years and so the males will kill babies of a female they haven't slept with Yes, so they can get them to fuck They'll kill the baby of a female that they haven't slept slept with so The female sleep with as many as many men as possible so that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids That's cool. It is. Yeah, but it's also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody. Yeah, I mean dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful Spiritual cousins that live in the ocean No, and meanwhile they regular kill babies and they force their ladies into being hosed So they don't think about babies killed whenever you look at animals. You gotta think about that's true. Think about what we do Yeah, if uh male dolphins kill The babies of female dolphins they haven't had sex with You gotta think about what we do and then you think dolphins are dumber than us. They're probably doing crazy shit I don't know if they are dumber than us That's what's weird Um, they just can't better be they can't affect their environment We assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment That's what we assume because we we associate intelligence with all the stuff that we've created But we don't even know what the fuck they're saying, you know, we haven't been able to decipher their language They have very specific languages. She was probably two or three jackoffs away from finding out She was right on the cusp and they're like you dumb whore get out of here. She was so close funding They just needed more funding Male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by other males to bring the mother back into estrus sooner. Yeah Allowing them to mate and pass on their genes behavior called infanticide Observed in species like bottlenose and pacific white-sided dolphins Yeah A high-speed race that says the best agile partner Geez most agile I'd be Several males in high-speed chases Done drew Yes, females show selectivity for agile partners and can control fertilization via vaginal structure Oh, so a guy could nut in them and they'd go like no no, baby. Fuck you. Oh, that's a nice thing. It's just a nut That's a nice place girls could do that Imagine that if they just come up with that instead of abortion They just go, oh, we're just gonna give you a dolphin pussy. Just lock it down Look at this next part. Just when you the guy nuts and you lock it down. Okay. Make an agreement. You get it You sure you're gonna lock it down. You told me you want babies. Where to go. No, I'm locking it down for you You swear to god They let it right in the question are female dolphins sluts right? Yeah females participate in same sex genital rubbing masturbation and pleasure pleasure seeking via functional coutures is rich in nerves Indicating sex serves social enjoyment roles beyond procreation up to 75 percent of dolphin sexual activity may prioritize pleasure or alliances Overbreeding males often coerce via alliances, but females evade or reposition to exert choice So they scissor Female scissor in in the dolphin community. I like it. We broke that news here bring that up. There's a dusky dolphin, dude What's that one doing just fucking boys in Penn State's locker room? Oh No Oh, no Oh, no, dusky dolphin. Yeah, so like when when we think about like peaceful creatures on earth We're the most we're number one. We're the most peaceful. There's no chance. Yeah. Yeah as warlike as we are as far as intelligent Okay, all right. All right. I'll give you well, no, dude. What are there's got to be some peaceful dolphins must be going to war with each other There's no way those high racks is high racks is not doing anything And no, there's nowhere. We're the most peaceful. What are the most peaceful are those? Those those chimpanzees the bonobos or the Yeah, those monkeys are chilling. They all they do is fuck each other. Yeah, bonobos are wild They look a lot like chimps just a little softer. Yeah, and all they do is just get it on Who are those guys with those big noses? Oh, those are funny guys. That's a weird look How about the ones when their asshole lights up when they want to park? Their asshole becomes like a target when they want to fuck. Oh, bro, this is Oh, bro, pull that bucky back up. Let me get that guy. Look at this guy's face. How are you? Hold on. Can you get him uh making a noise? They're very funny Yeah That's the physique i'm going for There was a an old school comedian that had this big crazy nose and they would call him the schnaz Who the fuck am I thinking of Like old old timey movies They'd call him the schnaz. That's it. Jimmy Duranty. Yeah, he does look like a probiscus a lot like one But his whole thing was like his nose was huge Yeah, you got Fucking schnaz No other way to describe that. Ari Shafir would make fun of his nose Yeah, look, I mean all of his photo all the you know caricatures his nose is preposterous He aged into it. Yeah worked out a young man with that fucking nose. That's tough. That's a rough time This is nice. I tell you here this fucking talk knows like a man Knows like a man. Yeah, what I'm like those guys they have to be peaceful. That's a weird face, man Imagine if they were women look like now. Yeah For real It knows exactly what women look like. It's a michael jackson thing. Yeah, bro imagine if that was 10 feet tall I was trying to kill your baby You know what i'm saying Yeah Whoa, what did they do in a past life to come back is that they must have been really mean They're great. Really mean person. What are you talking about, dude? They must have been a really mean person in past life Yo, bro Jesus that's That's like a man. That's like a really evil man from the past has been reincarnated as this fucked up monkey Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong. He said, why am I not my medieval manner? You're the baltomores project hill mary is the first masterpiece of 2026 The world is counting on you critics are in agreement. It's utterly spellbinding So i met an alien mesmerizing and profoundly moving you are bravest human i have ever met Project hill mary his joke. I only meet one human and is you in cinemas now Dude just getting stared at by little kids This is good stuff What was that other one the michael jackson one? I like the nose was one. What was that tiny little fucking guy that tiny little guy was terrifying. It was huge You know it was real big and giant. Well, you get it would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing You know, I mean like a giant fluff, you know, some of the monkeys are really cute Like if he was like golden snub nose six inches tall, he would be really cute like oh my god He's so cute if he was 10 feet tall. He would be fucking terrifying Terrific snowman. Look at that fucking thing. That's what i'm saying Bro that thing is terrifying. It's kind of like a bat nose. Look at his fucking creepy ass nose That's that would rip your fucking face right off just jump on your face You wouldn't be able to pull it off your nose would be gone That rules right, but if it's 10 feet tall it doesn't rule. I think standing outside your village We ain't afraid to dog you outside Shit That's a big man. Why are they so fucking cute when they're little? But if that thing was giant and had fangs if it was 10 feet tall, but it wouldn't be it was big and scary It would have a scary face. Yeah, like why is that? Why do the little ones? What is cute? Why do the little ones have literally have a cute face that if you made that thing big? Yeah, it wouldn't be as scary. Maybe that's just our instinct to think babies are cute. So we don't Throw him maybe you see that guy. You know, he's great. You see what the dolphins do Yeah, maybe like it's like built into it, but there's a lot of stepdads listening to this right now getting dolphin impulses No, I'm fucking I wish I could kill that little motherfucker It is weird though, right because all the big scary things look scary grizzlies are kind of cute. No, they're not No, I was telling you that was the only thing I've ever seen in the wild The only thing I've ever seen in the wild polar bears are kind of cute fellas Obviously, they're terrifying, but if he was fucking one feet tall, you'd go that's an adorable guy That's a good point. You know what I mean until he was like tearing apart until he's bigger than you. Yeah Bro, what are you talking about? Look at that guy. That's a cub. First of all, that's still good. Look at these guys walking Okay, um show him walking jmo get him walking That's pretty cute now, uh Show kodiak brown bear eating a moose Put that in there kodiak brown bear eating a moose Bro, there's one of them that got this moose off the side of the road and was dragging it uphill the moose is like 1200 pounds during the wedding Which one is it? Oh, yeah, there's a wedding and there's a wedding and then on the other side of the fucking river. There's just a Grizzly tearing apart a moose. Yeah, they got married in Alaska. Whoops. Dude. How do you kill a moose? Bro, they can kill anything. They literally kill anything. It means just riding his back drowning him Oh, that reminds me. Look at this. He's just hanging onto his fucking back. Look at this. So cute That's a moose man moose are so big that video that guy in the That moose comes up to him. I sent it in the group chat or you did. Yeah It's the scariest fucking animal I've ever seen. Oh, they're scary. It's like a dinosaur. It's fucking terrifying. They're so big, dude There's a guy hunting and a moose just comes up to him and is like staring at him I don't know how to describe it Well, they're so huge. No, this is not it, but still terrifying. Not it, but still that's not even a really big one That moose like the one that you see in the car Actually, that's a pretty big one His paddles are just going the wrong way. Yeah, that's huge I Whoa, yeah, don't do that Also Borderline looks like AI, but it's probably not well a lot of them are right now. That's a problem Almost everything is getting tricks left and right. This is like the giant cat walking up to save its baby Moose are not afraid of you though. That's one thing that's true But generally they're very aggressive and depending upon what time of the year they'll fuck your car up man It's not it. J-mo, but I still I don't want to see a moose get shot You love that. I don't want to see those boys get shot. Have you ever eaten moose meat? No, it's delicious It's really good. It's the reason why bears try so hard to kill them. Really? Yeah Yeah, I get it So they're cute Up to a point bears. Yeah, they're cute Up until they're about two years old. We were talking about earlier. I don't like uh black bears eyes bears do have shitty eyes They're so they're so close to being cute. They got weird-looking eyes one of the weird things about um Like, uh, yeah, this one look at that. Oh, yeah He's looking at him like dude. All right, we'll fuck you up is what he's saying. Look how big he is That's why they're scarier than every other deer because they'll come fuck you up Be your ass. They'll kill you stomp you to death stomp you to death And this guy is being smart by staying between the trees This is very dangerous Like if he was out in open field He'd be fucks built right now If he couldn't get to cover to to a bunch of trees Look at these guys like do get it out in a driveway Fuck in their car Why do why did dogs just run straight into that? Because dogs do that shit they're dumb because we took them from wolves and turned them into little bitches Dude, I'm seeing it out. I'm seeing deer just fuck dogs up. There's a lot of those compilations. Oh, yeah They start doing this. Yeah, yeah But a lot of dogs killed there's that classic of that guy putting It's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him and then a dog comes and just beats the shit out He doesn't get a shot off He gets his ass beat Oh my god, I'm gonna moron Oh That's like the number one hunting in america is white tailed deer. Yeah number one. Pennsylvania. Yeah by far from from Yeah, Iowa, Iowa and pa right. Yeah. Well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while. My parents did I always forget that's insane I used to go to visit them. You should have been a hair. I'm like you got deer everywhere You could have been a central pa man. You would have you would have never done anything Well, you did You would have you would have been chilling I doubt it. You would have been an elks. You would have been an elks bar You would have met phil. I don't think I'm designed for that I know I would not be happy chucks dude. I know if you were from central pa you'd be into college football. You love it all It fucking rules. I just have to assume that who I am now. I would always have been no, that's Silly no like the way I like things the things I like No, you would have been you would have been a you could have been a nerd ain't fan, dude. It could have been so sick It's so sick. Well, I definitely would have been a fan, but I still would be doing this I think I'd be doing the same shit. I'm doing I figure out a way to do something. Yeah, as long as I didn't get saddled down at a young age You go to that elks bar get married at 18. Yep. Fuck drinking drive home your babe's there She's you gotta get dad now at 18 Yeah, but then that's when your fan hood of college football becomes greater You go dude, I get three hours on saturday. I can't fucking wait Who do we have? Ah fuck it's central michigan. Fuck. It's gonna be a blowout. Whatever. I'm gonna have beers That's good stuff. Then you go Then you get to golf. Then you go fuck. I suck at golf. Who gives a shit? I'm getting wasted It's a good life I'm jealous of it Hmm does sound like a good life But it's also uh A difficult one like for sure But that's the best life. Is it? Yeah, good. Difficult. Yeah, it's the point. Why is it? Why is good and difficult the best life? Uh, that's what makes uh That's what makes going to that bar so fucking sick You know what I mean having a shitty job Shitty job. Yeah, sit down you go, bro. Let me tell you about how shitty my fucking job is. Yeah, you go get fucking hammering Three beers in you go my job fucking rules My life rules You know what I'm gonna go beat the fuck out of my wife See that iraq video there's guys boxing you go. I'm gonna make her put some headgear on when I get home Yeah No, it's good. I don't I obviously say you know, it's not like the best but It's a good life Fucking drinking and golfing with your friends Yeah, it's funny to watch your friends age into that because my my friends were never like that And now I'll go home and they're like everyone got fat, which that's fun You see your boys you go. Yeah, it sucks doesn't it? Yeah uh, and then uh They just love just hitting the local bar getting a couple going home. Hopefully the kids are asleep. It's fun It's fun to watch from a distance. I I can't Like I'll go home for the holidays and then my sister will bring her kids over I'm good for about 30 minutes. Well, all the things you said that the fun parts about it is that it's not complicated You're just having a good time. Yeah And the idea is that if you're having a good time, you'll have a better time if the rest of your day sucks You appreciate those guys more. Yeah. Yeah, I get it I get it you could have been you could make a great central pennsylvania Central western pa you could have been a Steelers fan You could have been oh you could have been a contender instead. You're just doing this bullshit Instead you're fucking doing this crap I think I was always gonna just mostly be interested in one-on-one sports Maybe for whatever reason I like team sports. I love watching a running back We could have got you in the slot No, my fucking high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football And I was like no we had this kid his name was bobby baker who's 300 pounds He was our heavyweight. He was huge. Yeah, and I was like me and him would be playing the same game So he would run over me. That's crazy. You couldn't catch you whatever. That's the whole point He was fucking huge I was like, I'm not taking that chance. I was like no I wrestled at 134 pounds I am not fucking playing football Oh you could have been a contender Joe Yeah, I didn't like the idea Team sports are awesome I also didn't like the idea of random people being charging at you and colliding. I'm like no no no no one in one Like let's figure this out Football somebody's hitting you and you're not looking Exactly, I don't like it A lot, you're chasing someone this way and someone just Hey, but then you get them Then you the best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking And you get to fucking level them. It's so sick. Oh, it was my favorite. I bet I got it. Thankfully I played offense. Offense. I got a lot of those But every once in a while we throw an interception. I had no idea how to pursue A corner just run. I'd be I don't know where to look. I'm getting I got laid out. Yeah, it's fun Team sports, bro. I get it The camaraderie you like a fucking hunting with those guys. That's a team sport Not really you're all going out on your own Or you're going out two at a time. Okay. Yeah Like cam and I went together, but it's you Like the thing about team sports. It's awesome is the camaraderie, right? That's what's awesome But we still driving nuts when I was playing baseball. I played baseball. Yeah I don't want to be a loser because little Billy dropped the ball Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport. There's a lot of into like a pitcher versus batter It was the way the way it's very individual Yeah, I sucked. You should have seen what happened to me at baseball I hit puberty and just lost all hand-eye coordination for you For a year, dude, my last year playing baseball was like seventh or eighth grade. I don't think I had a hit For an entire season. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. I got it. I remember fifth grade I got hit by a pitch from a girl a girl pitcher and I turned when she was throwing it and it hit me right in the back Where I lost I lost the wind got knocked out of me and I was on first base like Isn't that crying? It's like when you're a boy and then you hit puberty and all of a sudden your body's Weirdly shaped. It's moves different. The dynamics are all different growing. You can't walk upstairs, right? You think the stairs are taller than they are He like it's weird you grow you grow you grow your dick is hard all the time Think about those dudes. They're so distracted. Some of my friends grew like uh, like a foot In a year in a year. That must have hurt like hell. That's crazy. It's a fucking killed That's so crazy rock hard. Everything hurts. Oh banging into things Your shins are all in the way and everything your dad's like you fucking pussy Dad it hurt hilarious Yeah, and no one knows how to do it No, how was it uh having kids going through puberty? That must have been crazy I mean and you have girls right they they yeah, they get emotional But they go from like because I the only time I've seen is my niece and it's like she was like Your best friend and then there's like two years and it's like oh, shame. You don't fucking anything. Fuck you Luckily our kids are not like that. They're very communicative. We have we have like a really good Way of communicating with each other all the time. There's no like hateful. No, it was I will say you do get some of that from kids all of a sudden you notice They get angry at you for enforcing rules and stuff, but they're pretty fucking cool They're really cool The thing is it's like the whirlwind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless Like you're getting hormones. Your whole life has changed now. All of a sudden you like girls or you like boys And you're your whole life is now a pursuit of getting girls to like you or getting boys to like you And then you have friend groups and then I gotta their mean and you all have a menstrual cycle that sinks up together. They all get crazy together Dude those I never even thought about those exciting menstrual cycles are nuts They smell each other and all their fucking blood sinks up on the same time Disgusting and then they get then they all get mean for a week together. Yeah, that's why girls don't really have friends Well, there's a lot of reasons why they're not friends But think about one week a month you and your friends all are fucking nasty to each other. Yeah, that's crazy. It is crazy What do you hear off matter? Do you hear of more? Like a girl being betrayed one of by one of her friends who tries to fuck her husband You hear about that more than you would hear about a husband trying to fuck someone's wife, right? That's like a more risky move. So that's probably one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls like that, bitch She should just go fuck my man. And also the guy'll definitely say yes It's such a it's an easy one. It'll be a secret between us. Oh, it's a great fuck Secret tom's good. Yeah, he might kill me. But yeah, yeah Fuck it. Yeah, I'm watching this show. Um, what is it called the beast in me? the new yeah, yeah, yeah bro There's the reason why I brought that up. There's a scene where Spoiler alert where a cop is uh, banging this other cop a female cop. Oh, so guys would be she's married and it's like one of them things Yeah, you know like There's people out there just I think a lot of people. Yeah Yeah, that the show is fucking great though that Claire Danes show. Have you seen it? No, I haven't I heard it was good Oh, it's nice. I'm only a couple episodes. But it's a good one. I'm about done with the revolution That lady can keep jacking off though. It's taking forever Fucking I've been watching this thing for six weeks keep jacking off How far in you 45 minutes? When you start pressing play you pick up where you dropped it off. You're 45 minutes in the first episode bro. Ah, man, I wish I could tell you I'm not joking I took a picture of it It was so funny When I finished jack it off this is at 111 in the morning today, okay I looked up and the screen was a map of the british invasion As soon as I got done I was like, oh, they're invading mohawk territory by fort stanwitz See it took a photo. I said, it's so ridiculous. It's insane to finish and look up and go one of my doing What the fuck That's funny. That's so funny The you got to give it a watch Shit rocks. Yeah, you're gonna fucking jack off. I won't I started it. I started it. It's awesome. Yeah, all this stuff's awesome Ken Burns rules. He's rules. He takes topics that you would go. I'm never gonna watch that. Yeah Fucking rules. No, he can do anything Baseball you go. What what could be interesting about the vietnam one was excellent vietnam fucking ruled. Yeah Yeah, you know like he's really rare because essentially pbs just lets him just put it together Like I know the way he wants they don't fuck with them at all Is trump trying to get rid of pbs? I don't know My thought though is that he can kind of do that anywhere now Sure, like he could do it on youtube and it would be massive. Yeah, imagine if he put a series like that out on youtube It was youtube pay for that. Yeah, like pay you know, I mean pay for downloads. Yeah, but Wouldn't they pay like like netflix would probably do it. They could do netflix. Yeah. Yeah He should do hbo a lot of his anyway, but it's his stuff is so good. No one cares where it is They'll find it on pbs. They'll buy the dvd or Rente what budget a fucking pbs is going to ken burns dude. That must be 80% he's their stern. Absolutely Absolutely Ken Burns Stern just resigned I saw that good for him Good for him. I guess he still likes to do it. Good, you know How long do you think you'll be doing comedy and podcasting? Do you think you're ever gonna get to a point in time? I don't know how long I'll do podcasting I'll probably fucking forever right comedy for sure. Yeah stand up for sure, but the podcasting is where I get a little like You're good at it Because you talk about like fucking topics and things you're interested in all I have is me So after a while you're like, I don't want to keep putting myself out. You know, right, right, right, right? I know it's good. Like no privacy. Yeah, I know that yeah, it's like But you could do a podcast where you talk to anybody as well you could do I could do a history podcast if I put like 100 if I put effort into it. Yeah 100 yeah You 100% could and you could also do a history podcast where you have an interest in a subject And you know a lot about it, but not like enough to do a podcast on it You just bring an expert in and have a conversation with him about it. Yeah That'd be awesome. I've thought about it. I had a teacher at Harrisburg area community college who was a He was a getty spurred tour He was a tour guide And it's Harrisburg area community college. So no one gave a fuck and I was taking civil war history. I was locked in This guy fucking loved me. It was me and ten other fucking low IQ guys jacking off And I was just like, oh, so what actually happened at the battle of sporting hill? He was like, that's a great question. It was nice tour guides, you ever go to a battlefield? No, nothing to think of bro How about get a tour guide and go to a battlefield? Shit's awesome. I don't think I ever have Any battlefield, it's awesome They know everything their whole life. They just live it. They fucking are there every day. They know every single thing It's awesome. It's a little weird. It's a little weird, but it's cool to be a part of yeah. Yeah Okay, I'll go with you. You can you can get a guy to like a getty spurr can get him in your car And you just drive the battle. Why don't we just go to the Alamo? That'd be awesome That's that anybody I don't know much about texas history I don't know because it was always I don't know a whole lot. I know a lot about that. We get it. We get a texas rangers. We get a command she tore We could get it. That's what we needed. There had to be a battle. Oh, yeah But see it always felt like it was like light cavalry and like skirmishes Well, there's a lot of that too the the real thing that changed was the pistol and they figured out how to make a revolver Because those dudes at muskets did not stand a fucking chance. Fuck I miss All right, I got 15 minutes This fuckers lying at me jacked the thing about the command she's too is they were really good at riding horses and shooting Arrows off the horses so they just run right at them and shoot fill them up with arrows Think about that though like you see an Indian. Yeah, you go. All right. Well. This has worked before out east I could just sit here and shoot at them guys riding on the side of his horse shooting arrows at you Yeah, hiding behind the body of his horse doing tricks and then he's gonna eat my family He's gonna do some weird shit They did some weird shit to people. Yeah, they're the jevoreed empire of the summer. I did bro incredible The scene that they described Where they chopped this guy's arms and legs off and then threw him on the fire while he was still alive to watch him squirm Although you and he is like that's why they never surrendered They didn't have surrender in no their thought process. No, they're gonna die or kill you. Yeah, they're doing the weirdest shit Possible you got to die after that. Yeah, you can't go. All right. I'll just go to jail And they were doing that to other Native Americans too, by the way that that's what this was about Like they would their favorite thing was to go on raiding parties Yo, he's just trying to sleep. Yo, I'm gonna cut your arms and legs off. That's why you can't have that c-pap on He don't hate You know full throttle you ever see hostile It's uh christian bail I don't think I did give it you would love it. I'm sure it fucking rules. I don't think I did opening. See what year was that from? Yeah, no, I definitely didn't opening scene is some command she's attacking a of Settlers It's fucking great. Show me what the poster looks like. I've seen too many movies, dude. My brain is hostile as rules. Does it? Yeah No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it, but I did Shallow meh things about it shall amazing that it's almost like there's too many fucking movies and too many good ones Slip to give it a shot cracks. Oh no, this is start from the beginning Oh, dang It's uh, they're gonna attack this guy going fuck it. They're gonna take the horses. I'd rather die Yeah It looks familiar. It's great. Maybe I did see it Anyway, yeah, that was but uh, you know what I'd like to see is the little big horn Never been up there. Custer's last stand. Oh, that'd be a cool one. Where's that? Uh, dakota's South dakota I'm a dumb ass if I got which one wrong. It's one of the dakotas Um, yeah, that's gotta be weird to stand on the ground where all those people died That's a good one because he was there to haunt them and he ended up running into like the biggest congregation of Native Americans ever. Yeah, fucking smoke. They all got together. Yeah Oh, Montana, what am I a fucking idiot? Damn Imagine the Just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down and you're hunting them You're on the attack and you go over the hill and you're like, oh What is this a reenactment just where it is that's what it looks like there They probably reenacted every year just like the civil war dorks do I bend to those I love those I go to get he's very I go to get he's big and watch it. It was so sick. That's hilarious. It was awesome That's hilarious. Yeah, a little big one would be a sick one I Was watching this dude. He had a truck Uh, a youtube video and he was doing like some upgrade to this truck And he pointed the front Uh license plate and he said oh And here we got a mississippi license plate. I was like, what is that? Have you seen the mississippi the the mississippi flag for the license? Was it just the confederate flag? Kinda Have you seen the mississippi flag? See if you find the mississippi flag because he had a mississippi flag I fucked it up but for his front license plate and I was like, wait a minute. Yeah, mississippi held it down for I think they might still be holding it down I think Okay, that's crazy that is so wild I don't give a fuck dude It's fucking sick. Obviously. I understand people having a problem with it. I get it I think well, I bet that's kind of crazy 2021. That's kind of crazy that they kept that confederate flag in there for so long Yeah, 2020 for 1996 to 2020. So that's what it was 96. So what is it currently pre 96 might have been just the current They turned into a flower That's what it is currently it's a flower That's hilarious. Well, it wasn't for this dude in his truck That's State flags back then were so sick You could at the at Gettysburg you can see all the like the battle flags they had South had some good ones. Did they north typically stuck with the fucking american flag, but Every you know your state it was all state pride. It was fucking cool. They all had fucking slogans. They would talk shit It was fucking awesome. It's so cool Yeah, they're basically Europe and they had reputations a bunch of countries Wow I think what they were doing all the rest of confederate monument stuff that probably Also, mr. Siphi boys, it's so crazy. They imagine if somebody still had a swastika in their flag And they were just rocking that What right come on It's just a part of it. It's historical. It's german with german Part of that thing Yeah, they had good ones and they you would like that they each group had like they had reputations like uh I think it was the iron brigade. It was like these midwest freaks. So they were all like German and norwegian. They were all fucking huge right and like they were big tall black hats to make them even taller And like the confederate generals would see those black hats and be like fuck get out of there I don't know if that well, whatever they ruled It's fun. There was a louisiana. Yeah, louisiana tigers. They would fucking get you they're a bunch of Imagine like dressing up like look at that photo pull that photo up again. You showed the earlier one The one where they're all like staying there with their suits on imagine getting dressed up real nice to go kill people Look at that. That's so weird. No, I like I'd rather get killed by a guy. Fucking dressed up Click on the one in the upper right corner the the left hand thumbnails upper area right there Look at that, dude. That's a good guy. He could shoot me. But just imagine Like this is how you're getting dressed up to go to war. It's so weird looking With your stop tip your goofy hat full on post photo with like a fake background like you take Good point. Show them the uh good point. You could do that with like marines, right and military dress, right? Yeah, they would wait no they didn't have to show them the suave's What's a suave? You're gonna like their outfits. Yeah, they're little gay boy outfits Zzou vs I think Yeah, it's good. Oh boy swag dude. Whoa, where were they? Where did they live in the north they were breaking uh New york No, really? Yeah, hold this thought. I have to pee. I'm with you right back. So who are these uh, african fellows they're from african? They swagger jacked the french north african Oh, so the other guys were where though that swagger jacked. I where were they I think uh, new york I think I think the irish brigade might have tried it Could be wrong bro. When I first saw gangs in new york. I was like wait. This happened too. Yeah Yeah What So these are the guys. Yeah, it's good good swag. They live though Uh, I think if you look up suave's american civil war, so these guys fought in the civil war dressed like that. Yeah Wow Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes and everyone's dressing like Bro, that was the drip That was the coolest group of digs look at these guys What's with the hats? That's a crazy look So how many of those were From the area where this is Chicago from the first first one Huh, he formed the first american company inspired by north african light infantry known as the suave's That had won distinction in both algeria and crimea bro that part of the world Whoo, that's one of the things about like when russian fighters fight in the ufc I always have to like I got my little calculations like this guy. He he moves right good. I'm like he's from where Oh He's from chechnya Well, he's gonna win. Well, he's probably gonna fuck this guy up check out what the description is here A fellow who can pull up a 110 pound dumbbell Who can climb up an 80 foot rope hand over hand with a barrel flower hanging to his heels Hanging to his heels. I don't know what that means who can jump 17 feet four inches high without a spring board I They must have been crazy who can tie his legs in a double bow knot round his neck without Previously softening his shin bones in a steam bath. What? Who can take a five shooting revolver in each hand and knock the spots off the 10 of diamonds at 80 paces? Turning summer salts all the time and firing every shot in the air. That's a suave. All right. Who's quote is this? That's a silly quote He was gay for the suave's I'll tell you what they can do this guy This guy's doing backflaps and shooting cards. Yeah, it's supposed to be an exaggeration apparently of course Of course you can't jump fucking 20 feet. Nobody can do that At first I was with you. He said he shot the The spades at 80 yards. What do you say 80 paces? Yes, the americans were going nuts over the new kind of fighting force 80 paces is kind of crazy. How far is 80 paces? What does that mean when they say 80 paces? I got it right, New York. I feel good about that So it's just like if you just a full step, I guess but it's everybody's step is longer or shorter True. So what is it like? Shooting a card with a fucking musket at 80 yards, you know retarded that is if you're doing a draw Or a duel against a short guy you're fucked. He's gonna hit 10 paces Shot in the back. I think everybody has a count Is ready aim fire 10 paces This is the this is the first guy. It also says he was the first union officer to die in combat He's a dork He was trying to wear cool clothes. He got shot Yeah, my first thought is how would a law student in Chicago have read about these guys fighting and you know in africa It was a dork read a newspaper article. Yeah He probably was like way too into looking good and not really thinking about the war part of it It's just you know, then all of a sudden first menace comes around. Yeah, we're gonna whip them Watch out. They have guns too. Yeah There's some good last quotes from getty spig They're from just the civil war. They're hilarious because it's guys talking like that back Like I just remember one from getty spig where a guy's last quote was like, what are you guys ducking for? They couldn't hit an elephant from that distance. They get shot in the head. Who said that too? Uh, he said that too like a transcriber. All of his boys all of his boys were ducking I'm hiding behind rocks and he was like, well, what do you guys post? He's they couldn't hit an elephant from this distance Oh Tough last one Yeah You want your last words to be cool How accurate were those rifles even? Like the rifles that they used so they used ball The they used a little ball musket. No, they started getting rifling. They started getting rifling. Yeah, yeah, yeah real bullets So eight gattiesburg was 63. So by then they were definitely Right because the technology when they were fighting the command chief that they had already introduced the cult I think in like 1850 When did uh cult invent the revolver? Oh here it goes over here. I feel like officers had revolvers. What year is this? So 1861 um is um, it says model 1861 that's a rifled musket 1855 that's another rifled musket This is rifle. Okay. That's it doesn't say rifled musket. It says rifle But it has a flint lock like the whole thing. It looks the same but then navy cult navy revolver. It doesn't say what year Oh, it says weapons of the civil war. So they had revolvers At least okay. Yeah, at least the officers did and then the cavalry had those Carbons and yeah scroll back up again to that image The one that you just showed a little better. Oh, okay. Um, so those bottom ones they look like actual rifles That looks like a like a long pistol, right? So I bet they had a bullet Right those aren't muskets, right top this mini ball thing Hmm Interesting But they definitely had like it seems like they had pistols the south definitely had some guys with some muskets coming out So what year did cult invent the pistol because I think they started using them the texas ranger started using them first Before they military even used them. That was the story in empire the summer moon, right? Which is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that can shoot five rounds 36 damn wow 1836 the revolver 1831 He invented the first practical revolver in 1831 received a us patent for the revolving cylinder design on february 25th 1836 So in 1831 this motherfucker invented it 1836 he gets the patent and nobody wanted it Like we don't want it. We don't want to pay for your fucking crazy revolver. Oh, you can stab with that. I'm an old school musket guy You know I want to take 10 minutes This guy shot these guys that are like old school and everything There's gonna be always those guys that are old school musket guys. Look at that thing Wow What is that little thing on the side is that the gunpowder? That doesn't make sense Like how did that work? They do that like when did they invent bullets? I think they had to make their own bullets like oh Oh my god, they had to make their own bullets. That's crazy. Of course. Yeah, yeah If you ran out So you probably have the cartridges you pack all your bullshit in there and you got your little fake top I bet they sucked I bet they half the time they didn't go off right Yeah, they probably had the gun before they had the ammo invented, right? Yeah, probably Yeah, because right. How would you even out? I bet the first one they had handmade ammo Like when they start mass producing ammo we could just go buy ammo I think that would be like world war one. No No slightly I've actually just read about this. I mean a little bit before american civil war They would have mass produced ammo some but we didn't have giant factories back then so they started converting factories to do stuff Wow And then big war comes you may start making money off it So that's a problem that like manufacturing goes big up when it's a nice fat war People get real excited a lot of jobs. It's like Don't get addicted to that Maybe we did Oh, we definitely did I mean imagine like growing up in the 50s the kind of patriotism people wants to have after winning world war two You'd feel so dude. They'd be so sick. Wouldn't be incredible. Be awesome. It must have been amazing. We were fucking americans We saved the world. That was the narrative And then vietnam Fucked it all up and people couldn't believe it. I thought we were the good guys. We went to the good wars Just makes you wonder how many times have we been tricked? Like how many times have people been tricked? Don't get into that Don't get into that thought process. I love getting into that thought process What's that jayme? Celebrations of victory day. Yeah, look at all these people Hold them up signs and say peace Everybody's so happy. They know they're gonna get to live You only get that happy when you think you were gonna die if there was no war And these people just said let's have a celebration for being an american black guy dead center. That's nice How do you get everybody to look at the camera? What the fuck? That one black dude dead center. Some guy had a bullhorn. I guess everyone please Yeah, for sure. There's definitely one camera. They're probably gonna take a that might be ai Seems like there's too many people. I believe that picture is ai. It's like time square and everyone's focused on one guy and it looks good That's a pink fleet album I'm doing here too. I mean, maybe maybe not, but it's just uh I guess they if you see one camera wants to be in the picture, but yeah, what is that come on son What the fuck is that they were like four cameras? They were probably like holy shit of cameras here. Yeah, right? Yeah Everybody look up here. Yeah. Yeah, and back then everyone was taking orders. Also. It might be ai. No, those are real I believe those It might be a simulation Do you imagine being there though? What a party I bet everybody just fucked everybody They probably went crazy for like days just drinking and Yeah, getting you a fuck on and that hangover hits you know Fuck back to the bar. I gotta go to work Crazy, yeah, fuck all that PTSD those guys just got you know coming home A couple beers. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, I mean liberating a camp seeing all that going trench warfare Yeah, world war one trenches Bomber how about what those people come back from watching their buddies getting eaten by wolves Over in for some reason you're in europe Some reason we're fighting germany. Why? So you got flown in for some reason in world war one. Why yeah for the record? Well, the the craziest thing in world war one it was a lot of crazy things But the fritz hauber story what's that fritz hauber is the guy that invented zyclone b, right? So he invented zyclone a he was the first inventor of it, but he invented it as a pesticide And it had a very distinct odor And then zyclone b they removed that odor He also invented gas he invented he invented a bunch of shit One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen out of the atmosphere It's called the hauber method and to this day like 50% of the nitrogen in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world Is through the hauber method so that that revolutionized fertilizer So you can get nitrogen from the air he figured this out at the same time He was using gas to bound to to fucking kill the ally troops with giant fans So at the same time he was up for a Nobel prize. He was also wanted for war crimes And he was jewish so eventually the guy who invented zyclone b was jewish Yes, and eventually he had a flea talk about your all-time backfires They kept him around for a while. They tried because he was so valuable because he came up with the gas and yeah And then eventually he had a flea they didn't kill him, but they let him flee the country and he died on the road He died like in transit He had a bad heart I believe. Oh, it's a terrible story, dude Is there's worse to it his wife committed suicide in front of him And uh, he left anyway to go to the front lines and he left his like 13 year old son with her as she was dying Yeah, she shot herself in front of him and he was like fucking i'm going to well i'm going to the front line He's probably gonna kill himself. It's a it's a crazy story. Damn crazy story. It's a good movie Yeah, but imagine like you've invented this thing that unquestionably helped so many human beings You figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere and you could use it as industrial fertilizer How much food was grown? How many people were fed? How many how many starving people were prevented because of this guy's method Yeah at the same time he figured out you could just Gas people just setting up poison through the air and everybody downwind dead Men women children medical workers dogs cats pigs. Fuck you Wow, it's a cloud of poison with giant fans. Whoa Just blowing poison towards you. Fuck But i mean, you know, why is it better to shoot people? Why is it better what we did with yashima? No, it's way better The gas no shooting people. Yes. Well, do you hear those stories are getting fucking gas the nicest way Those are the worst things i've ever heard is a big nuke. That's the nicest he just goes unless you're on the Slight slight outskirts then you're getting burned You know the craziest thing that anybody said to me on the podcast recently This dude was talking we were talking about UFOs and one of the things that he said was that One of the ways that they had described One of the things that they're working on that they thought was a back-engineered craft The way they described it as a simultaneous nuclear payload delivery system Meaning that the moment You want it or instantaneous. Yeah instantaneous Instantly like it literally shows up wherever you want it to be and delivers the nuclear bomb like there's no delay There's nothing because it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion system that bends space around it and rockets it towards Whatever that point in time or the point on the map you want it to be instantaneously Imagine if the fucking this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed is because We gave they came here. They dropped off some UFOs. They said hey guys figure this out. This is how we travel And we said wouldn't it be cool to just use people instantly Instantly put a gun on this thing and that's how they described it instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system And I was like that might be the most terrifying thing that any because what kind of fucking Socio paths are in control of the UFO program if the first thing they do with it is figured out how to make a nuke go Instantly anywhere you want in the world. What year did all the UFO shit start? It all started after the roswell. When was roswell 47 that's straight to fucking put a nuke on this thing Yeah, that's all they were thinking about. That's all they're thinking about It's the only thing they're thinking about we can figure this out. We're putting a fucking no way we can kill everybody Yeah, they mean they just had a drop amount of propeller planes two years ago. Think of that So they go from Dropping it out of a fucking giant propeller plane to two years later supposedly this thing crashes and they're back engineering it and like really quickly invented the transistor Weird scientific provenance to it and then the other weird thing was fiber optics There's a lot a lot of weird stuff after roswell. Yeah a lot of weird inventions. I will say though devil's advocate is 47 48 that's like The whole the whole country is inventing things for war for war. Yeah, so we're inventing. We're trying our hardest to invent this shit Oh 100 there's just a weird story behind the transistor What's that? Yeah, well you could find it jamie. We brought it up the other day It is odd when you read it because it's I don't know how that shit works the way to create it It's such a crazy invention the way to create it and then there's like this Dispute between the guy who was given credit for inventing it and these other guys that were scientists And they're like as a fucking bozo like there's no one yeah Why why did he get the credit for that and it more likely? It was something that they got from somewhere It's like there's a weird leap between what they were thinking of doing and what this is I'm butchering it until we get the quote. I bet back then you could just if somebody was a scientist and invented something you go Yeah, well, they just I can't believe I invented it. I got at MIT Wow Bro, that's terrifying That's terrifying. It's the same guy as the the brown shooting. Is it is that what they're saying? How convenient is he dead already? How convenient? How convenient I could be wrong on that Jamie, I know you're looking at multiple friends, but didn't they say the uh The portuguese guy who was a physicist who did the brown shooting? The guy who did the brown shooting was a physicist. Yes, they know this for sure I think so Again, this is coming out a week later. They think this same guy. Yeah What? Okay, brown university shooting live updates suspect in brown and mit shootings found dead as motive remains unclear Holy Suspect had 200 rounds laser sights Okay, um So this is the suspect in the brown university shooting and the mit shooting So he's the suspect in both shootings 48 year old portuguese national so he goes there and he shoots this guy. That's a fusion scientist That's working on crazy shit and is talking about see if you could find the thing where he was talking about We played it right where he was talking about the poles The uh electromagnetic poles the north and south pole that they have to switch and if they don't switch we lose our electromagnetic sphere That's protecting us I don't believe it magnetosphere. I don't believe it. You don't believe it. No, no too crazy Yeah, there's no way but if this guy focused on college football, I get it. I don't I have no killed this guy though I have no use for electromagnetic spears But if this guy invented some or was onto some technology that could revolutionize power If you really did find like cold fusion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah those guys killed that's I mean when you assume when when a super brain Brainiac nerd dude gets killed. Yeah, and he's involved in some fusion project. Absolutely And then 24 hours later trump true social Like merges with a fusion power company Did that happen? Yeah, oh Jesus christ, are you serious? Yes Yeah, pull that story up I'm thinking about college football playoffs. I know i'm thinking about jake paul and anthony josh That'll be fun There goes true social parent to merge with nuclear fusion firm in six billion dollar deal by the way it could be totally unrelated what a coincidence or Trump media and technology group the social media and crypto company part owned by president trump said it would help develop a utility scale fusion power plant I always said you know what that portuguese fellow should have done is waited till he should have got if he was a real portuguese man He would have waited to see christiano rinato one more time He should have waited till after the summer to shoot this fucking um, here's a shoot the piece Here's a very stupid question, but a valid one. What's the difference in fusion and fission? Do we currently use fission? Correct? So what they do is fusion what we don't use Like which which which is which a stupid question. That's a insanely smart question because cold fusion is the holy grail Nuclear fission and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes that release energy by altering atomic nuclei, but they operate in opposite ways Fission splits heavy atoms like uranium while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes Oh, okay. So is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb put that in there jaymo bring up tj duck at highlights Just find out please is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb It's fission hydrogen bomb, but it says it's combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes in fusion Different process Okay, so cold fusion is something that they're all searching for. Oh the fuel is uranium and plutonium The key difference is Here we go Oh Yeah, so it is Oh, it uses It's known as a thermonuclear bomb Primarily relies on nuclear fusion for its immense destructive power, but it uses nuclear fission as the initial trigger. Okay So fission is the trigger Yeah, I think that's uh, that's what the whole movie they're figuring out in that op and hybron movie like the uranium splitting and Once they figured one out then they'd you know, that's what I cut out of it Bro and the bombs they make now make these the ones they made back then look like little baby bombs. Yeah Saur bomba there you go atomic bomb is fission only Hydrogen is thermonuclear So I think it's megatons versus kilotons. This is good. I'm gonna crack someone when the bomb goes off Yeah, we're getting new because I'm gonna go actually hold on That looks like fission to me. Are you gonna try to walk one off if the bomb's coming? I have 30 seconds. I didn't think I was that if you're not still up based on uh Fucking my experience with ken burns. I might be that guy. I don't think I've never been scared of me like I just No sin in that You're gonna go you're gonna go. There's no sin in that It is what it is I think that's a sin. I think you don't want to sin right at the end right at the buzzer I don't believe it. It isn't much sins. I think people made up Jacking off how about wearing two different types of cloth? Well, I would never you know, it's supposed to That's crazy. That's crazy. You sin if you do that if you want to go old school You're sinning if you do that. We all know there's a difference You have a conscience, right, you know the jackoff conscience. You know what a sin is right depends what you jacked off to This is the current website to get into the epstein files. You're now in line. I'm in the queue Oh, wow, your estimated wait time is one minute. Oh, is it moving? Oh less than a minute I don't look we're about to get in 96% we're gonna less than a minute. We're at 96% getting into the esteem files. We think so pop up first. Oh, it's your turn Holy shi- Oh, we're gonna see some shit. You are now being redirected to the website Immediately a virus gets uploaded FaceTime video of every jerky off session you're gonna have for the rest of your life. It'll all be in a database Okay, okay type to search court records never find it shit. What do you think it's gonna come out? So this is all happening live. It just happened an hour ago. What do you think is gonna come out of all? I don't know type in Donald trump in search We're gonna find out real quick what's Oh Crazy, please try a different search bill Clinton the greatest president Bill Clinton saved america 48,000 results. Yeah, here we go. No results found. Oh interesting interesting Bill Gates. No results found crazy. I I guess everybody's innocent Turns out everyone's innocent. He was alone alone Horniman bro, I mean this You saw the search. It's over. Okay case closed guys. Can we stop talking about fc? Get over it handwritten text portions of these documents may not be electronically searchable or produce unreliable search results So you gotta dig yourself. Yeah, we're just gonna have to wait. We're gonna have to wait a few ways for the super nerds Yeah, let the nerds get in there through that get in there and go to work the guys not watching alabama, oklahoma Or jake paul anthony joshua. It's gonna be incredible. We think it's gonna happen I think uh, if joshua tries his hardest it's just a jab will win A jab is gonna win the fight. He's gonna It's gonna be just jab the foot. He's so much taller and bigger And he's better at boxing. It's just crazy that he wanted to do it That jake paul wanted to fight anthony joshua I wonder how much jake got Oh, he must be getting an extraordinary amount of money for this because everyone's gonna watch. Yeah Whether you're a you know, a know-it-all boxing expert type fake guy like me or someone else No, you know your box. I know a little there's guys that are real boxing experts, but at the point is Everyone's gonna watch it even the casuals. Everyone's gonna watch. I'm gonna watch it because it's nuts. It's a nutty idea Yeah, like gervante davis not the best idea Gervante is small. He fights at 135. That's crazy. You can't be bigger than the guy But when the guy's way bigger than you now, I'm interested like okay for sure gervante would fuck him up Uh, depends what I don't know how big jake is he's big He's uh, he's way 216 and he's solid as a rock and gervante fights 135. That's way bigger. Yeah, that's way bigger. Yeah there's a lot of like the you can only Skill is awesome, but it only goes so far. Yeah, someone's that huge. Yeah, no Yeah, just like I want to probably could fuck him up because he's really fucking good There's him knocking down and gone. That's what happened. That would that's me and you look at this. I'm just right. I'm joshua. Yeah, that's you Dude, you do not want to get popped by this guy He's so big. No He's and he's been knocking people out forever, man. Wouldn't you think any top heavyweight would knock out Jake paul Well this guy's he said like openly he doesn't want to fight like he doesn't want to fight david benavidez. He's like fucked up Yeah, I don't want to fight that guy, but he thinks joshua was I don't get it man. Benavidez is fucking terrifying. Make no mistake about it. We're not Ruiz and you could have got you could have got Ruiz out there Which one isn't it the chubby guy? Oh andy. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Um could have got him out But he might not have taken it easy. I think there's Yeah, andy we're trying to find a guy who's gonna take it easy. You think joshua's gonna take it easy Well, that's what I was saying about the Speech he gave I don't I don't know that seems like a wild card. That was a crazy speech It seems like a guy. I never heard that speech up to do whatever I can't believe that I never saw that until you probably think I kept watching it. No, no, don't make it go He did some hip-hop parades and it got weird dude. I was watching it because I like Anthony joshua and I was watching it going This is fucking crazy. Well When I do the outboxes you like that he's a smaller guy and he outboxes you two fights in a row Like it really batters you a little bit at least in one of them There were some moments in like the last round where he was just getting boxed up, man Usick's so good. He's so slick That guy's 38 Post-fight though. I'll give anyone You can say anything Like I remember when like remember when McGregor broke his leg. Yeah, and everyone was like, I can't believe he's saying all this It's like dude, right? He was in a fight 20 seconds ago. Yeah, he's gonna be saying crazy shit And his leg's broken and he just he's in terrible pain. Yeah Like I don't know post-fight interview is like they're gonna say wild shit. They're just in a fight Yeah, if there's ever a time where someone should have pulled out of fights that one Oh, his leg was his leg was fucked up before that fight. They knew it. They had done MRIs on it and shit They didn't know what it was, you know, it's probably like a deep bone bruise But then the next impact on it snapped it. Maybe he had a hairline fracture or something. It wasn't just a check It's compromised. It wasn't much, man. It wasn't much It wasn't much what you consider all the times that it's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much It's just it hits the kneecap the right way or the the shin at the high spot Yeah, like the top of the shin up here It's so hard to break and you the flexible part of your shin will just snap on it But that one didn't kind of look like that It looked and then when I heard afterwards that it was already compromised going into that fight. I'm like, oh man, that's a bad idea But you think you could do anything when you're connor McGregor, you know, like fuck this guy He beat me the first fight, but I'm gonna fuck him up the second fight Being connor McGregor is literally being on cocaine. Yeah, whether you're honest or not Bro, he had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting jose all that must have been so fun to be at those They were crazy. How fun was that? I didn't go to the press conferences. I watched them. Oh really? How about the way I never go? That must have been the way in's were wild the whole crowd's eyes were crazy Yeah, well the way in's were crazy also because that's a day. That's when they used to have to really weigh in We had to get on the scale in front of everybody. Yeah now they have ceremonial weigh in so now you weigh in and then you Rehydrate and then you get on the scale and I say official weight is 145 every cheers so when connor is standing there facing off with jose although he looks like a skeleton bro He looked yeah, see if you can find that it was crazy So let's let's see him get on the scale That's jose although So uh connor would get on first connor got on first Look at him bro. Look how sunken in he is I mean he must be feeling like utter dog shit. Yeah, how do you not faint? He ain't playing it quiet now Fainting again. Like I have to like get between everybody I don't think jose really looks scared Once again the irish fans have come out For the biggest UFC featherweight title fight ever give us your thoughts on tomorrow night And jose although as an opponent You know i'm sick of talking about jose I visualize and I look at his facial features and I know That the soft parts of his face won't be able to take my shots I just want to thank the irish people for coming out here for me That means everything tomorrow night. I will bring that goal home for all of them once again That was back when he was fighting 145 That boy was big at 145 Chugging electrolytes. Let me see what they look like. Jose although was big at 45 too, man Jose although was one of the greatest 145 pounders. Not to be a psycho. I didn't know charlie kirch was Holy shit, bro, that's dark. It's not he speaks portuguese. Trust me. It's not charlie kirch Son of a bitch hold on. No, no, no, I'm not making light of anything if you mean if he does it It's just the the angle Yeah, hold on It's just the angle. I'm telling you. No, you're into something. What's going on here? crisis actors You ever see those people that get like super obsessed with crisis act well, hold on. That's another thing That's a good point. Yes. Now. Lookie. Wee looks the next day. He's all filled in eyes his face Oh, it's completely filled in I wonder if back then you were allowed to use IVs Because you wait in the same day I mean, excuse me. You wait in on the scale not the same day the day before Oh God The first time I've ever said he slept him ever in a fight it just came out Yeah, because it was like that's what he did. He just slept him Like that was crazy and the fact that he did it after like months and months and months of taunting and shit talking and Worst case For all those words case. Yeah, got that blows it blows. Yeah, and it was yeah, it's just a quick Oh, that sucks. But you ever see Aldo and his prime. Yeah Aldo when he was in the WEC Didn't see that Bro, um Aldo won't use this is the first time in years Aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate Oh That's crazy That was when it happened six months before that is when it started Oh Well, so Aldo always got big at 145 and and there was been a few there was a few way ins We got real big where he had a really hard time making 145 and then he started fighting at 135 And he just got like a real good guy like a specialist to help him with the weight cut and he made it pretty easy Nutritionist got everything dialed in just makes you think like if that guy was at 35 the whole time He was fucking everybody up at 45, you know That everybody remembers him for that fight. Yeah, that's a problem. That's a tough one. He was so good, dude Isn't he wasn't he still fighting? He just retired. Yeah. Yeah, just retired like this year. Yeah I think he got a bad like a very close decision didn't go his way. Yeah, and he retired. That's right Zahabi. I watched it. Yeah Who's kept kept going well, I mean try to take that dude out And uh, he survived zahabi survived And he was he just emptied the gas tank trying to take him out And then zahabi was on top in the end of the fight. Who do you like now? Who's a who's a young guy because you told me about jack delamadolana a while ago Oh, uh, alt about gotie This guy from cameroon Really? Oh He's fucking terrified fight last 185 pounds six foot four built like a greek god. Yeah smokes everybody Everybody just gets smoked Did he fight last week? No, he didn't fight last week, but um, I'm I'm not sure when he's fighting again But see if you could find his uh, like a highlight reel of his chaos bro Yeah Ate about gotie I hope I'm saying it right could have never spelled that Yeah, when you have to say it uh in a way and But this guy I've seen you I've seen you fucking write it up. Yeah, I fuck it up all the time There's too many guys. I can't remember all of them, but this guy just his style However, I mispronounce his name or get it right his fucking. He's terrifying. What the fuck is that bro? He's 185 and the guy on the left shone stricklin used to be the 85 pound champion And still one of the best 85 pounders in the world the silent assassin Um, just see if you can find a highlight reel They got some some action of this dude just fucking people up Megan to leave me so you back it up a little so you can see Just fucking people up dude terrifying power Super speed excellent technique everything. Yeah guys got a bunch of cats. I like that. It was in the house of cats Yeah, he has to go visit cats. Yeah, bro. He's he's good man. He's good Super fucking strong too very you know like very big for the weight class An awesome striking tower man young Oh bro He fought this dude and that guy was so fucking tough. Yeah, I guess He's just waving him in. Yeah, bro. It was I mean most humans Would have been gone before that this guy hung in there as long as he's still kicking still trying to get him off him. Yeah But that dude he's that that guy's the future. I feel like those He's the future. I feel like the jacked africans eventually run into a nasty 30 white guy They could run into a rush me. Oh, no like uh in ghanu. He's just a guy that's like a firefighter. He's 23 Oh, he's 23 the thing you have to recognize about um for an afternoon with them Francis in ghanu when he fought me. Oh just for the world title had only been doing MMA for like four years. Yeah Like when they had a rematch a couple years later, Francis was a different human being Yeah, and he fucked him up and he was real patient. What that first fight first fight was crazy. That was just a guy surviving He's gonna get tired. Yeah, it was awesome. It was awesome It was like probably one of steepest most impressive victories because Francis was like flatline everybody And he also took a lot of shots in that fight. He did. He ate a lot of big shots. I was cheering for the white were you If you don't know the sport you go i'm cheering for the fucking shitty looking white guy. I hope he wins Who's he fighting the most jacked black dude of all time? They're literally He's a guy who has to cut weight to make 265 natural fan of the mexicans too. I'd like to see a mexican get in there Like that guy that guy that was just taunting back. That's hilarious. They got a spirit for fighting. I'll tell you that There's like a mexican fighting spirit. There's been so many mexican combat sports champions like Think about how many boxers that are like world champions that were mexican. It's the numbers not Julio says are chavez canelo Salvador sanchez you can go down the line forever and ever and ever there's so many mexican champions They're like jews and nobo peace price They're fucking they got their thing bro Uh, it's so true. Oh, this is what I was gonna say earlier about the crisis actors. It's the same thing is like, uh Like when they go that's a crisis actor, right? It's like no, you just went through the most insane It's like interviewing a fighter after a fight. He's gonna be weird, right? Like you don't know how you would react. Yeah, you have no idea. You know, this is a fucking crisis actor It's like dude. He's he just went through something. He didn't know what's happening And all of a sudden it's the worst thing ever but also don't you think crisis actors are real? Like if you were gonna pull off a major propaganda event And you could hire someone to pretend that something happened and and give a narrative and get that guy on camera right away How many actors do you know? A lot right? Uh, yeah, I know a good amount. How many do you think would keep their fucking mouth shut about whatever they're working on? Zero but here's the thing You don't have to be an actor to act of course right Kevin Durant was really good and not kevin durant. Um kevin durant rules kevin barnett was really good kevin durant's on your brain That's so funny. You got fucking durantula on the brain Anyway people have acted that are like not actors No, but wait crisis actors as I don't I genuinely don't know if that's well, I know that mk ultra exists Right, so you know that I do know that control and you know, they do regime change things You know, they do propaganda. Do you think they've ever put together like something fake? Yes? I think I think maybe pulling down that statue in iraq. They had some fucking Brown people show up and be like, yeah, we like this I don't think like sandy hook a guy getting done with sandy hook his kids just died And right before he gets interviewed. He's like smiling. No, no, no, no, of course. That's a touching one But like people going that's a crisis actor because he was smiling before the interview. It's like dude. He's in he's a Mental yeah, not job. His kid knows what happened with that guy. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can't I don't think I think it'd be tough to get american crisis actors. I think it would be tough Yeah, because somebody would go I went to fucking middle school with that guy for sure. That's a good point I don't know. Um, maybe I'm wrong. No, no, it's a really good point I think it's easy to get a group of muslims in iraq to be like Celebrate when we tear down the saddam statue. Do you remember when Benghazi happened? And then there was this was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video There was a weird video that someone had made It was like an anti muslim video and they were trying to say that it was the attack was in response to this video I'm not sure you remember there was something it was something really kooky and people were not buying it It was real weird. There was like some sort of like American propaganda film about muslims God, I don't remember it Does that any of this ring a bell jamie? Uh, there was like a video that they were trying to say oh they attacked us because of this video And then everybody was like wait what and then it made more people like dig into the whole story behind the thing And go, whoa, who's you guys are lying about all kinds of no, they're lying about all types of shit without a doubt always I'm just saying After a school shooting or like a thing in america like having Fake actors it seems impossible seems impossible to me. It seems impossible not because I don't think they would like to do that Right, it just seems because it'd be too difficult. Yeah, but they They definitely use agent provocateurs like they they definitely did on at the capital they use guys that pretended to be Patriots Uh, that's right the innocence of muslims. That's the film. Oh, yeah, yeah amateur film created by Nakula nakul. That's a real person Nakula nakula is a real person No, that's crazy. Yeah, right Couldn't even name him Cia so Nakula nakula, you know me All right, go go all the guy was a drawing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's a fucking drawing of this guy Yeah, wasn't it kind of like wasn't it kind of like hot? So it depicted the prophet muhammad in a derogatory manner sparking widespread anger and protests across the islamic world including kairou and bangazi libya So, uh, the obama administration initially described the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests An error that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it was a premeditated terror attack uh-huh The film fueled initial anger intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element with attackers having specific knowledge of the compound and its security Yeah, that's the story. So they try to blame it on people freaking out because of the video And even the whole making of the video, what is the controversy behind the making of the video? Is there any connections to shenanigans with the making of the video? Like intelligence agencies Probably I wish the ci would talk to me you think what would they tell you? Bro keep it up. Good job. We like you. We like your vibe. I go dude. I fuck with you guys I fucking hated jfk. Whoa. Is that what you say? Yeah, go bro sick job I think these guys probably all like jfk. I like jfk. Yeah, I think you gotta be careful Because some of those guys didn't like the old guard. We're different the ci we're doing things actually in america's interest What do you think they're up to who knows they're not up to nothing Tell you that They're doing something It's not like they're just chilling You know, they're definitely up to something. Yeah I'd ask mike baker, but he's very coy He is very coy with those answers. You ever get the ci boys coming. What do you mean? Have they ever talked to you? He him him. Yeah, I mean he doesn't work for the ci anymore. Shane gillis He's retired now for sure has zero connection with but then he just goes on the biggest platform in the world every now and again Yeah, i'm sure he's i'm sure he's done It's uh interesting here in his perspective because you got to know how they think like what what were the top brass Like what's their objectives with all this Fucking super spy shit. Oh, you know what this comes out when I bet where it were with uh, venezuela. Do you think that's real? They're going for it, right? I thought they weren't I thought they decided I hope not I don't think anybody's gonna really support that at all No, it's a be a terrible idea, but also those plaques. Yeah, they don't use those plaques are fucking terrible I didn't obviously doesn't give a fuck that tweet that tweets a terrible idea Yeah I know Yeah, why the fuck would we ever do that? No, I don't hope not trumpet top aides refuse to rule out war with the That's fair. That's fair. Maybe I know what that article orders venezuela and navy to escort oil tankers after seized seizure by us forces I understand the refuse there's been refuse to rule it out That just means some reporter was there like will you do that and he was like shut up quiet quiet It seems So it's Refused to rule out the potential for open conflict as nicholas maduro urged his navy to escort oil tankers to find the largest us fleet deployed in the region in decades in an interview broadcast on friday morning Donald trump told mbc news that going to war with maduro's regime remains on the table I don't rule it out. No, he said in a phone interview with the network And at a year-end press conference at the state department marco rubio double down on remarks by other trump advisors That us could coerce maduro through its campaign of strikes on alleged drug boats traveling towards united states Why why are we letting marco rubio say shit? Oh, no, what were we talking about rubio earlier? What was it? He was talking shit again But was earlier. What was it about was early in the podcast like three hours ago about uh Deporting that girl. That's like, yeah, we didn't give you that visa. It's like bro. We no one elected you You lost You got made fun of You were a little marco. You were a sweaty little marco. I don't I remember He's the guy that's going to release all the ufo docs. Oh, is he? Yeah. All right. Well then cool That's what they do to get us to keep voting there. Go yo abscene files. We got them. We got it. Just look up bill gates. Nothing Yo, vote for us. We're gonna get the obscene files the ufo's That's the real thing. It's the most important thing We're working on that right now. I'm real close. I'm gonna get a skiff. I don't know. I'll be right back I've been around the country. I think we got bigger fish to fry. There's a lot of fish in ufo's Brother was this lady who did this video? Who just went to uh, los angeles for five days and was talking about uh, how she hadn't been there in a long time And what it was like and she said that skid row is How many blocks is skid row because I swear she said it's 50 blocks No, campy camp is the whole city. It's like downtown. How many blocks is it? How many oh it is How many blocks is uh, how many blocks is skid row? Bro, I was just how do you even measure things by blocks or blocks aren't you universally the same size are they? 50 bucks roughly 50 or 54 blocks It's a quarter mile square quarter mile. It's a quarter mile of chaos. Do you know how crazy that is? That's crazy You know crazy that is That's how bad skid row is like and she said you don't understand it until you get there and she said the entire city Has a heavy feel to it like it doesn't feel right like you feel it feels off Is that a real sign skid row skid you want to be a little bit Wait, hold on skid row is actually a population too many official name of it. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was like you gotta go down there Check it out, bro. I've been I've been it's complete insanity. You gotta go to Kensington and Allegheny They've shut down the streets fire that up people give me some google images people just live in there Just live it on the KMA and Philly But this is crazy. This is 50 blocks Whatever you guys got is a tiny little bitch ass skid row. No, no, no, no No, no, no, we're doing the real deal big skid row to a little bitch. No, no, no We're doing that. We're doing how many blocks you got we're the epicenter of heroin. Let's take a bet I'd say Philly was there before skid row. No, no, I would say Philly's got a way worse Really more more blocks not more people. No, no But just more but that it's that for that's that skid row too, man. I think it's the same I think derelicts are the same everywhere, but here they could freeze to death. That is the difference That's the difference. They're a little more hardcore. Yeah, I can't say I don't know but Philly ones can freeze to death KNA is Bad, I think it's the worst place I've seen in america. Jesus Christ though. I was just in portland and That's it Such a cool city. Yeah, it's like going to san francisco where you're like, dang, this is an awesome city It's just fucked up but I don't want to The homelessness problem is a Real it's a real crazy issue and no one can come up with a solution Because it might be it might be the result of a issue that already happened and now it's too late to fix And how do you fix it? I don't know. I haven't heard one good fucking answer. Nope Not one other than just every single person I know going fucking the city sucks Well, there's no solution. Also, they're throwing so much money at the problem and it's not getting at all better Which is not a good sign. That's usually means there's a hole in your bucket, dear lila. I bet there's a hole in the bucket I bet there is There is a hole. They've proven it. There's people that are making a ton of money It's a whole complex of people that are making a ton of money working on homelessness That's how it is anytime there's an issue somebody's gonna be making a fucked out of money always People are dirty didn't the clins make a fucked out of money on the Haiti Did they I don't know allegedly Did they they made money on Haiti? Put that in the perplexity. How would they have made money on Haiti? Uh, I think they just took some of the What happened? I fucking if I know I think somebody owned a fucking mind down there like a rapper wind up going to jail for that Cross Yeah, dude, he went to jail, right? Or you got arrested and sentenced if he hasn't got a jail Sentenced of 14 years in prison for major Foreign influence scheme including illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysian finance They're Joe low to former president barack obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for china Whoa, you think that would be a bigger story? Whoa What what do you see from again the fugees. Oh damn That's crazy. They took two guys because lauren hill. Yeah, let's get a row Oh, that's crazy spent the night down there for a few days. Oh, he probably took the he probably was holding the bag, dude They got lauren hill for tax evasion. Remember they put her away. They hate the fugees. Bro. That's crazy. Yeah Why cleft john's but it seems like this dude was involved The fugees might have been up to no good Why cleft john I love that stay in a live version he rules. Oh he rules But he had a issue with hey too, right? He's Haitian, right, but then wasn't there like probably I think a lot of the money got funny down there As it will do when money is the worst thing I've ever seen there's a documentary on Haitian prisons. Oh, no You wanna see bro. It's like fucking 90 people in a cell That's designed to fit like 10 people And also there's no due process because they don't they can't process everybody So there's guys in there. They're like, yo, I didn't do anything and I'm here for 15 years And then there's an earthquake and everyone gets out. Oh my god, and then they go I think that guy was in prison pick him up. Oh, it's just a fucking guy who's like, yeah, I wasn't Now you're in the worst prison on earth Yeah, it's a tough one No verified evidence shows bill or hillary clinton personally profited or received salaries from Haiti related activities through the clinton foundation The foundation raised around 30 to 500 million What For Haiti post 2010 earthquake directing funds to aid groups Investments and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative overhead You get 500 million you got fucking they're not gonna notice 15 Shane, don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theorists I'm not conspiracy theorists. I'm thinking about the college football playoff which has a lot of conspiracies Oh, really the Protestants formed against the Irish. Oh, no, they joined the all the southern Protestants joined against the catholic Taylor's oldest time it's Last time they tried to join against us. We marched down there and burned down their fucking cities. So watch out It's crazy because sports are like a substitute for war. You think we'd have more presidents the catholics Yeah, they only had one Biden too. Oh, biden's capital got Biden allegedly true We only got one they got shot and then biden was doing autosign. Give us a good one Yeah, you got anybody in mind Nick Fuentes He could probably win a few years Listen, he couldn't have existed before right 10 20 years ago couldn't have existed now super popular What's 20 years from now look like? You know, maybe something like that can win Well, we'll see I gotta be so bad. We gotta wrap this up. Anyway, I'm sorry 14. We got that one at the buzzer. Yeah, well Listen, I will say this About it. It's fascinating to watch that There's like a whole group of people that feel very unrepresented in the world And especially like young men and here you got this young guy with a very high verbal IQ And he also does a lot of shit posting a lot of talking shit a lot of trolling Says women shouldn't be allowed to vote says wild shit and and that pierce morgan thing is like bro That was like an expert Sparring with someone who thought they were an expert sure like we're playing two totally different games And it's also the thing the thing that people try to get fuentes on is he's still funny as fuck It's funny So that's where you're in a lot of trouble when he hits him. Do you think the hall you made jokes about the Holocaust he goes too soon Like dude And you could see he's wild you could see but you could see pierce going off When he was like me mom died I was like, holy shit, bro He got hit he got hit with a missile on that one too soon too soon. It was like, oh my god I don't know if this is a air or not, but this photo just popped up online. Oh, no What is uh, I'm just having a good time. He got head from a block There's a black you got head from a Polish person a blockhead Yeah well Duh Well duh. Yeah, duh Trump better fucking clean got head and I thought can you imagine if you saw that One of those guys and you were like finally I got a place where I can get my free call I will say dude. You ever try to get a head in the hot tub. It seems gross. It's fucking impossible inside I appreciate your enthusiasm. This is not ideal. I'm like barely hard It's fucking water's chemical smell Don't give me head. You shouldn't get that on your mouth. Anyway, you're fucking chemical water from that hot tub Descoring your endocrine system. All right. All right. Good. Thank you. Have fun. Bye everybody