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Let me check my inbox to hear what you have to say about your classrooms. In my classroom, our space is very small, but we still have a lot of cool things like this whiteboard that we can draw on. We have a piece corner and people go there. One may need some quiet space. My classroom is kind of like home to me. You're never going to forget it. I have a board that we can put our work on when it's really good. The favorite part of my classroom is the calm corner. Cool! Your classrooms sound awesome! And now here we are! Welcome to Mr. Rapper's Room. We've got windows on one side and a big smartboard at the front. And our desks are in groups of four. We've got windows on one side and a big smartboard at the front. We each have our own desk and the lid raises up and down like this. And you can put all your stuff inside. You know, you can learn a lot about a person just from what's in their desk. For instance, in Francine's desk, Hey! What do you think you're doing? We're looking in your desk. You know, see how neat or messy it is. Stuff like that. No way! It's off limits! Try Buster's desk. Hey! That's not fair. If you can't look in yours, then you can't look in mine. Try Binky! You're gonna get more than you bargained for if you try to open my desk. Oh, come on! This is from my podcast. Yeah. Well, that's another thing. How come you get to have your own podcast? Seems like everyone's a little cranky too. I would have a great podcast. You? I would be the best of heat. It really does feel like summer today. Good morning, class. Let's settle down. My goodness, it is unseasonably warm today. This classroom feels a bit like a tandoori oven. Let's open a window. That's better. A little breeze while we get started on our important work about the United Nations. The United Nations is an international American music sounder. Well, this is a pretty typical day. Mr. Rapper is gonna talk about something he thinks is really important and then give us a lot of homework. Pinky, just because Fern is at the dentist this morning, doesn't mean you can put your bare feet on her seat. What's it to you, Muffy? I only took my shoes off because my feet were so hot. Pinky, put your shoes on your feet and keep them off the chair. Thank you. Now, as I was saying, the United Nations was established after World War II to prevent future conflicts and foster co-authors. Arthur, doesn't it seem like the desks by the window are getting more breeze than everyone else? It's so stuffy in here. Yeah, it's not fair. And it smells funny over here. Oh, maybe the heat is affecting the sandwich in my desk. Why did you bring a sandwich on pizza day? You love pizza. I didn't bring a sandwich. This sandwich is from the last time we had tuna fish in the cafeteria. It's my emergency sandwich and I keep it in my desk. Buster, the last time we had tuna fish, that was a whole month ago. And now it's polluting my air. Get rid of it. Well, it's my sandwich in my desk, so no way. Besides, I'm not even sure I could find it. I've got comic books, candy wrappers, marbles. Hey, there's my fidget spinner. A shoe that's not even mine. Buster, the minute you open the desk, the smell got way worse. It's terrible, Buster. Arthur, Francine, Buster. Am I going to have to split you up? Just looking for something in my desk, sir. No, Mr. Rapper. No, where was it? Hey, Buster. Was that comic book the latest issue of Bionic Bunny? Yeah, it's really good. Want a swap? My dad made oatmeal cookies. See? Two cookies for a few days with the new Bionic Bunny? Here, take the comic now. I'll get the cookies later. You know Bionic Bunny is old news. The karate kittens are where it's at now. It does not remind me. Hey, Muffy, do you have those karate kittens stickers you promised me? Yeah, let me get them. Rain, get your papers off my desk. Muffy, I've just completed an upgrade of my desk. I've added a supplies dispenser. Behold, press this button. And a pencil is delivered to you automatically. This button is for your racers. And this one is for pens. And it's all energized by solar panels that I've put on the top. Oh, that's great, Brain. But your papers keep sliding onto my desk. Oh, these? These are my statistics showing that I'm receiving more breeze than anyone else in the class. I knew it. They are getting more breeze. All of you, keep it down over there. Oh, and while we're talking about desk impervents, Zoola and I need you to hang this desk curtain off the side of your desk. I bought the fabric and Zoola and sold it. We wanted our desks to look more chic. But it blocks my solar panel. Not a... I'm taking the part on my desk down. Wait! That curtain back up right now! All right, you two, I've had enough. Brain, move to Fern's empty desk for the rest of the day. What? But, but it was Muffy's fault. You heard me. Where was all you got? Hi, Binky. Hey, Brain. Ugh, so much hotter over here. In fact, according to my statistics, the only desk warmer than this one is yours, Binky. Hey, that's not fair. But it's true. And I don't like Fern's desk. What's all this green sticky stuff on it? And her chair squeaks. And what's she got in here? What in the world is this? Oh, that's her pine cone eraser head talk. Fern's been working on it all year. She takes the last bits of anyone's erasers and adds them to a pine cone. So this is a thousand people's only erasers? Yuck! Oh, that's nothing. Check out my rubber band ball. I've been adding to it every week we've been in school. Hey, Psst! Arthur! We should have an argument. Rapper will split us up and then one of us will get to sit at Brain's desk. And it's the coolest one in the classroom Brain says. But I like my desk. Come on, Arthur. Have an argument with us. One of us will get the breeze. I don't want to have an argument with you. Arthur, Buster, Francine. I warned you. Arthur, go sit at Brain's desk for the rest of the day. Now then, over here. Well, podcast listeners, this is how it goes. Now I'm moving to another desk. But Buster and Francine are giving me really mad looks. I don't think they meant for me to get the breeze. Whoa! Brain's new supply dispenser is awesome! Hey Arthur, do not mess with my new supply dispenser. Who brought a cellular telephone into my classroom? Oh dear, it's me. How embarrassing. Class, I have to take an important phone call. While I'm gone, pick one of the United Nations agencies and write a report on it. Oh, that's so like you Arthur read. Sitting over there in the cool seat. Whoa, I did it. Francine's right. It wasn't even your idea to fake a fight, and you're the one who got to move. But I always betraying your friends. Remember when we were three years old, and our parents made a share of a tricycle? You told me it took more rides than me. Francine, I can't believe you even remember that. And I can't believe you even care. Don't even try coming back to your old desk Arthur. Yeah. I want to recruit somebody else for our group. Hey, all joined. Arthur's desk has got to be cooler than mine. Brain said so. But Binky, that'll mean I'm sitting in the hottest desk in the whole class. And it's all Muffie's fault. What? Oh, I don't think anything is ever my fault. Fine. It's Arthur's fault. I want my old desk back. I want my old desk back. Things are getting pretty bad. Brain is pounding on his desk. Francine is glaring at me. And... Oh, yuck. Binky is sweating all over my desk. Yeah. And now he sneezed all over me. Are you recording this whole thing? Maybe I should record a podcast all about Arthur's podcast. See if you like that, Arthur. I've run out of light for my mechanical pencil. Hand me one of Brain's pencils. He has a hold of Spencer. Here, Muffie. I can't believe it. Arthur, how could you give her my pencil? Hi, everyone. My dentist appointment ended early. Uh, hi, Brain. Could I have my desk back? Hi, Fern. Talk to Arthur. Talk to Binky. I'm not moving. I like it here. And don't even think of sitting at my old desk. That's mine too. Wow. What's the matter with everyone today? Must be the heat. Well, just sit in the back at the empty desk. Shoot. Brain's pencil snapped. Arthur, would you get out another sharpened pencil from Brain's desk? Please don't even think about it, Arthur. I really can't do that, Muffie. The Brain's pencil. Fern. Would you be a deer and sharpened this pencil for me? Okay. Fern. If you don't give me that pencil, because it is my pencil, your pine cone headdog will be crushed. I will shoot it in the lid of this desk and it will be flattened forever. Hedgey, no! That's not fair. Fern worked on that hedgehog all year long. Fine. Then your rubber band ball gets tossed out the window. Hey! Let's toss Arthur's microphone out the window. Fern, don't listen to them. sharpened the pencil for me. Or Brain's desk is covered in Karani Kidding sticker. Hey! You promised me those stickers. If you waste them on Brain's desk, then I'll cut this desk curtain into confetti. Hey! You cut up that desk curtain and I'll... Arthur's comic book gets shredded. Hey! That's my comic book. And if it gets even a single tear, then I'm eating all of Arthur's dad's oatmeal cookies. Hey! What's it gonna be, Fern? Um... Yeah, well, I think I should. It's just a pencil, so... I'll just... I warned you! I'll go to the bouncy ball! My rubber band ball! Then here goes that comment. Well then, you eat. I'm eating everywhere Arthur's dad's cookies. I'll go fail my ride! I cook it! I cook hedgehog's fun! I cook you that hedgehog was fun! Oh yeah, Brain! Karani Kid number one on Brain's desk. Karani Kid number two on Brain's desk. I warned you, Muppie! desk curtain is fed! That's for fear! It does mean it's for fear! That's for fear! What? And Betsy is going on in here! I'm going in here! I'm going in here! Quiet everybody! Since this class is normally a well-behaved group of children, I'm going to give you an opportunity to work together to clean up this mess. You have exactly three minutes to put the classroom back in order. And if you don't, you'll all be staying after school with me for three hours to work it out. I'll be back after I finish this call. I'm terribly sorry. Now where were we? I'll gather all the notebooks. Notebooks? No fear! That's the easiest job! And the mess is all your fault anyway! My fault! What about Brain? Brain has a special effect on everyone's hair! What are you saying? I'm not going to stop. Wait! Everybody! Fern is cleaning up! Fern! Why are you cleaning up? You didn't even make any of this mess! I don't mind cleaning up. You all make such a big deal out of everything. I suppose I could straighten the desks. I'll get some cleaner. And a sponge. While you're at it, wipe down Fern's desk. It's got sticky stuff all over it. That was from my Aloe Vera experiment. Aloe Vera is an herbal remedy for sunburn. Interesting, Fern. What did you do in your experiment? I'll tell you later, we've only got another two minutes to fix this place out. I can't go to all this fast. I can't wait to get one of these. I can't help but feel it. It's gonna be great! Well class, I just got off the phone with my sister. And I'm an uncle! Oh, this classroom looks much better. What a lovely bright sunny day! Let's open all the windows so everyone gets a breeze. Never mind, it's recess. Go out and enjoy the breeze yourself. And in honor of my new niece, no homework. Yes! Yay! Well listeners, that wasn't exactly a typical morning in my classroom. I like all that the most epic desk war we've ever had. Hey Arthur, want to complete Brumbo? Maybe you could tell the podcast people about my home run last week. The one where you hit the ball so hard? A piece of your broom fell off? Now that was epic. Yeah, maybe you could even interview me. Good idea, Francine. Gotta go listeners. There's a Brumbo game to get to. Catch you next time on The Arthur Podcast. You've been listening to The Arthur Podcast. Hey parents, do you want your kids to answer my next inbox question? First, go to the Arthur website at pbskids.org to find out what I'll be asking. Then email me a voice recording of your child's response to Arthur at wgbh.org. Your child's answer might even be featured on a future podcast. That's the show podcast nation. If you liked it, ask your grown-up to subscribe so you don't miss any new episodes. You can listen to all our podcasts, play games, and more at pbskids.org. The Arthur Podcast is produced for pbskids by gbhkids in partnership with Gen Z Media and distributed by PRX. Thanks for listening and have a wonderful kind of day. And I see, hey, all the wonderful kind of thing. 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