Ep 588 - Horse Life (feat. Lemaire Lee & Nate Marshall)

Wow, wow, Wes. I'm a night shower. I don't really shower in the morning. I'm a night shower guy It depends what I'm well not usually in mornings, but flights I try I sometimes will bus out of shower I'm a bus at a night shower before the flight before the flight. Yeah, I don't even wipe my ass before flight Dude you see they I think Spirit banned PJs on the airplane You can't wear a spirit spirit airlines kind of did pull your pants up. Oh They're like no PJs. I kind of for a photo. I'm with that Put on sweatpants That's what I was saying. It's like put on some sweats. It's put on sweats and more comfortable PJs. No, not not not for real PJs. No, they're dude wearing sweatpants and PJs in public are too totally different Would it be like just the checkered? Plano PJs. Yes, yeah, out of the aisle. PJs It's better. They're saying like dude no more because they're it's also they're like Maybe people stop wearing PJs people act a little nicer and more courty to something Damn dude They put everything put spirit in a bus stop out here We're pajamas out that I like I'm I'm a five dollar fine To the world pajamas and please man. You're a five dollar ticket. You're gonna take it do put it on my I think it cheeks one time when I was young because of this one I learned that no I was a pajamas of public And I saw this girl I was like talking to but we didn't smash and then she saw me like coming out of my friend's house in pajamas, but this is like 3 p.m. You know what? I mean, I clearly was in my pajamas for this is the board and like I Taxor she was like so I'm so I saw it early today. You're fuck you pajamas and so over and it was over It was pretty much it was more words than that, but it was yeah, that was that was it. She had more words for she like a year one day You'll see I I my favorite to see at the airport is I've noticed I've seen women just wear basically their underwear on the plane Have you ever seen that yeah, it's kind of crazy when you go what the fuck? Yeah, I mean luck's on the plague all these sluts on this motherfucker play That's been this you do ladies have got in trouble They there was one lady who couldn't board because she was just like her whole ass was out in the pile It was like now you can't can't bring her ass Kid bring all that in your ass on this plane Dude I got my kid fucked me up recently. I was like sitting there. I was doing something Britney was watching our one kids hair in the sink My the older ones and then the younger one was just on the couch watching TV I went to like hookers. She was like I'm cold I went to like hit her with a blanket and she popped up and she had her pants down her ass was out I was like what the fuck are you doing? She's like just been scratching my butt hole Yeah, get the fuck up and wash your head He's like I like how it smells and my dude No, actually smells bad. She's like no, it does in I'm like yes, it does acid smell bad Just did the full surprise moon was crazy. Yeah, yeah, just casually pants down so you can scratch your ass Surprise And just be like I don't mind the smells like no, it's bad. It's a bad some and you're like touching my fucking face I didn't get in your ass all the time. This was what it was you got a convince like no, I promise you This is not the right thing, but then here's the thing a big ol hypocrite that I am so I'm like yeah, dude Your ass doesn't know. He's asked smells good. Stop. I was like get how you can get tricked into thinking It's at least interesting to smell your ass But I was like it's no good and then uh that night, dude I I went back on the raw milk hard in hell But it's all with the parmesan cheese because you can tell me parmesan Reggiano is made or whatever However, you say it is made with raw milk as well. I know this I just been crushing parmesan cheese raw milk and a ton of steak which apparently cooks up the most yeah insane Farts No literally like it's There's the types of farts that like you get like mad at that really bad Because of the smell to smell so bad that you're like dude what the fuck's wrong with you? Yeah, I was in big farts. Yeah pretty much it's almost the point where it's like almost innate where you're just kind of like get away from me now Because like you're sick Get away from me and like so I lay there. I'm in bed my wife passed out and I'm just like laying there reading a book and I just start Dude like 30 second long hot farts and I'm going like I have no business And if I have a hot fart that I can tell yeah, like it's coming I will do the courtesy of getting out of bed and I go to our closet a Fartner closet and I chill I do a 10 10 second like chill so does a follow me Yeah, I give that much credit because sometimes I can get like it's not all the time But if I have like a fart attack like that it could be a good like two hours of the night We're like I would completely change the atmosphere So I was like I was one of those nights when I was up. It's all muggy No We've changed the smell of the room before yeah, of course Babes get off the funny. They're like it's not funny and you've literally altered the They don't you know so if I have one of those nice I try to like at least step outside or like don't you know I'll give a little bit and see and if it's like however it's met I'll be right out. I'll go to the closet But the let's go fart and I can walk in but the song I'm laying there I'm so cozy in bed and my wife passed out and I just start like dude just crushing like 30 second hot farts And I was like kind of surprised. I'm like how does this not smell but there was all trapped under the blanket Oh, and the whole thing is I was like telling my daughter like dude like don't smell your ass. That's crazy I couldn't help it. I was like does it smell I started for real sipping dude I'd be like I take a little smell and I was like dude that is You gave your crazy touch on kite. Well, I was just just letting a little bit out to test the waters just to see if it smelled and it did I call it the whiff and I was like I was almost so it was like so heady that I was like this is like intoxicating It's crazy and then I like and then finally I'm letting a little I'll let it out more and more because I'm like I got to get it out from one of this blanket So I started letting out and finally like I got up fully to go to the bathroom to get pee And as I started to get out of bed my wife woke up out of my book and deep sleep out of deep sleep I'm so bad he popped up and was like what the fuck And she like oh she never says like bro or dude. She was so tired. She's what the fuck bro? Oh my god what the fuck She's like mad literally being like fuck you and she's mad at me and then she passed back out And she I've never checked she doesn't know this happened Really she's her I'll be fast Dr. Bagout Past I got out and like it's been two days and I have yet to bring it up But she hasn't said anything I got away with the absolute murder Yeah, the bro getting like a fuck you bro I was like what the fuck He had it with the Holy Ghost Oh Fuck you bro What the fuck Howling laughing In bed she was like fuck you think this is funny Yeah, I'm like don't laugh. He's not funny Oh It was literally watching her go zombie mode From like an absolute I mean it was like a royal it was like a spoiled fruit Far it was it was I mean I feel ashamed even talking about I should know No wrong milk fart sounds like a Palmage on dude is what really gets you to pinch your nose The palm of John hits you with notes that you're like The barber's not gives you some exquisite news You have different tastes on your fire I mean twist I was it's okay to tell us talk about this last night I said December is officially anal health awareness month Yeah November and it now it's no solid log December As I yeah I mean it's sorry guys this is going to be a diarrhea podcast Yeah I read the suburb Sorry man it's I think the whole the whole squad's got diarrhea You said you did pretty simply a sampler mask I had one of those two where it's one of every type of turn you're like What the fuck is my part? It's a smorgasbord It's shrimp it's a log and then it's just like channeled mactata I had one of those yesterday that was the full smorgasbord That now I'm just locked into diarrhea I'm in diarrhea right now Which is I haven't had diarrhea in a while but it's like I'm rocking it I kind of like diarrhea Honestly dude So do I I like I don't mind the pile wouldn't but once again you'd a hot pile a hot pile like the true heat from diarrhea Here's the thing it's all about solid diarrhea ratio Diaries are nice treat If you can't be the mainstay if you're if you're locked in diarrhea that's that I'll get scared after four days I get started going all right what's going on That's it Four days Yeah, I get a lot of you should too don't lower the bar four days is nothing There's always a grudge Four days with most solid tears is nothing I had my first log today. I was really happy. Oh yeah, you had a stomach problems over the whole day I struggled with the neurovirus here You need to cancel the show I had to cancel the show I said last night at the noctis says pissing out of my ass and shitting out of my mouth You look for real like you lost Ted pals I did it's a cleanse Honestly I kind of like you. I feel like healthier now and you were locked up with bay and her family Yeah, I was never seen if you're going as a guest and just shitting and puking all time. All right, you got it The toe No It's too big is that too big is that TMI? I don't want to talk about it because I think like her cousins and stuff listen to this But wait, so you were secretly throwing up and you know no they know that I was really really sick But I don't want to get into the I want to know what happened in the turb It was just like yeah, I lost control of all And like I was busting out of it No, I mean I should have been quiet, but I wasn't I was like I couldn't help it I wonder if any of them thought you were toned up The big damn This fucking asshole We went into our house for things getting up and tearing it up Who visibly lost five pounds So I knew you were sickly they knew you were diarrhea and vomit, but they didn't they were they were played about it They didn't say they were nice about you. Yeah, they one of her aunts was a nurse. She offered to get me an IV It was like horrible like I couldn't drink water. I just wanted water so bad. I was so thirsty every time I would drink anything I would just puke it immediately. Oh, it stinks. We were just like can you still rip sigs? Or is like you know I was the first time I probably wanted to date without a sig in years Dang how to feel I I didn't even notice you like I and I went to bed at like six p.m. And I woke up at New in the next day 24-hour bug 24 hours and one of her aunt they were really nice They got me like a bunch of drinks and one of them gave me like these nice knowledge of pills that helped me sleep really hard So yeah, yeah, everyone was really nice and helped me out a lot, but it was still humiliating That was like your first time meeting most of them right most of them Yes, it was the most embarrassing thing ever Hello, Uncle Zach It was like I was I was praying to God and like cursing my stomach like probably loudly in the bathroom My show That's exactly what what it sounded did you get to eat any of the Thanksgiving meal? Yeah, because it was right after Thanksgiving that I got sick. Oh, so my lady was sick on Thanksgiving No, you got the book from her. Yeah, I know I got the book from her All the little kids got it too. Yeah, it sucks I'm gonna bathroom's in it. This is in that place. Well, they all went home. Yeah, but um Yeah, I hope they didn't get it. That would be bad if I brought a plague upon no like her and that I was staying at and stuff She's a nurse bro. She's probably champion that shit if I brought a plague upon their family That would be a hard work. I've heard I don't know if this turned out I heard after you work a long time as a nurse you just don't throw up at all you just take huge shits Like every disease just flies out of your big butt You're a nurse and you catch anything like they do all COVID. That's all they made it through COVID Just say like there's certain diarrhea cases. That was all nurses Derms out of their butt It's kind of nice though never get a sore throat. Just a little diarrhea you back Yes, why they're so horny the nursing Never see not notice expect but the nurses You know how this Nursing teachers have to be the highest per capita only things to job ratio. Yeah, I'd say that I didn't know teachers were as naughty. I know nurses are certainly Teachers teeter and they hide it. I think I mean we had a teacher in an all-boy school who just had massive tits and just Buttoned her shirt down and showed them to everybody all day and you can't tell me that she wasn't completely Getting off on that all the time. I we had she was like worshiped right in the whole student body We had a teacher with a she was a white lady with a fat ass It but and I just I want to say her name, but I don't want to do that She'd like lean to get to chalkboard one day she was always kind of flirty with all the students But she needed to get to chalkboard like just lean back she had chalk on her But as she did like we told her and then she goes can y'all get it for me and Everybody ran out. It was me my boy Freddie The laundry to just started like it with that and it was kind of the best This she got fired and for like she like kicked a good girl just like play kick their own leg or something like it Yeah, I've had weird teachers like crazy teachers like that and they always get fired for like bullshit Yeah, probably cuz the school kind of knows their up to and then they're like we got to get them out of there And then she started dating a kid after she got fired She was like picking up or seeing you from so they they were probably like yeah, yeah It's crazy that's three had a real reason probably yeah, it's also funny to be a principal and be like You have to bring like your council administrators Maybe like the history teachers are giant whore Is a giant perverted horn? She cannot be contained Kind of failures horn We just walk by the room and saw you guys smacking chalk off her butt That's crazy. She did that. It's for real crazy Didn't even hit me. You know, it's one of things when you're young. You don't realize that crazy Later like, you know No, I didn't teach her in high school. I was just I was a teacher to you know, she was young She was like those are our first real I'm a teacher teacher job. She was like 25 Yeah, you have to have an excuse yeah, we but that was ninth grade Here's the thing though dude adult teach yeah adult teacher and I know you know, don't teachers Adult women and nobody ever wants to hear this a lot of the shows they like center around the school romance Yeah, it's kind of weird They'll look at adult woman will watch a high school love story over and over and over and it's just kind of like Yeah, they put out euphoria. Yeah, and that was like total backlash But there's every other show is like like a lot of college chicks watch Or centered around high school shit. I had a they're doing college now college. Yeah, euphoria is the last like high school show I think wait they want like What's college what college dramas they have I mean, there was like the sex lives of college girls. Okay I mean it's not the settlers to touch us That's a sex lives of college. Yeah, oh It's all H.B.O. Damn good to look it forward to BBC in the city Yeah, that's kind of weird they did how was the show you watch it? I watch like two episodes. I wonder it was all right It's fine. You love girls girl trash. No, I don't watch a lot of girl trash What was the one didn't she still watch the stripper one Was a stripper world or something like that? No, um, what am I thinking? It's a cure. That's what I'm saying. It's a cure. Oh, it's a cure. It's good. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. I like true. Good TV Yeah, that's fair. I don't know. I don't know time for that stuff. 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I don't know if I'm doing the right thing They've just gone away and I just kind of like standing in my house devoid of emotions and I'm like What do I have to do this week? I just kind of like stare at stuff. Oh, I think that's it I have like I'll tell you I don't have like any thoughts anymore. I just kind of like stare at my family and I'm like Fuck I gotta move you guys to this place drop you off Then just like think think about what I have to do and I just do it and I'm like all right. That's done Yeah, shit and then You ever see a back and walk around and look at stuff You have a charity of like your own chair that this is like where I sit when I'm in the house final frontier You've been looking at chairs you've been looking them up. I don't sell them watch TV. I mean so I kind of just like I stand and eat every meal I stand for the most of the day and then I finally just lay down And I lay there and read a book for like 15 minutes and then I fall asleep. You live a horse's life I really do And if I have free time at all I take a walk Let's walk around a go. This is a nice pond Yeah, I live in a horse's life No, it's crazy dude. I do that. I got buttoned down shirts now because I'm a man Like a button down shirts and I feel squid dude. I noticed what you want. I was like dude. Mad looks like an adult today The cracks I gotta chill these cracks Can't stop these crocs. I tell you about these things. No. I got them from it's a sporting goods store kind of near my house It's not dicks, huh? Academy Academy Academy's nice and they also have like a lot of like industrial stuff So like you go in there dicks has a lot of sporting goods outdoor stuff Academy from what I've noticed has a heavy Mexican clientele. Yeah, yeah, so like dude I got these crocs and these crocs like they're not normal crocs You can tell by the heel of these things these things are for like those are working single mothers who like working like slaughterhouses on a night ship These are like industrial crops These are for women who are like lives are just completely spinning out of control around them But their feet feel amazing While they're like beheading cattle Those are mobbing up blood you have to go home and ring out your socks No, these are for like these like nurse crocs. These are for people on their feet all day Dude, I can't take these things off. They're awesome. Yeah, it's embarrassing. I like I literally wear these everywhere and I got to stop I just I look at my shoes and I'm like I could untie them and tie them or I can slip into my next-gen lady crocs So yeah, Academy sports dude. That's my commercial for that place I like can't bump into the Lamar Academy. The store dicks. Let's say let's call it with the store dicks I'm gonna say dicks for rolls of the store dicks is great. I love the store named dicks Academy kind of I think Academy kind of crushes it dude. Academy might. I don't know. I didn't give it too much We went I was just buying Texas stuff. Yeah, Texas gear. Yeah, so you stay towards the front basically. Yeah, I was it out Bro, you get it's it's amazing Yeah, I think I think Richard says a bigger Inventory though. You think Richard says a bigger more impressive inventory But dude if you're trying to get like waterproof hazmat boots and a basketball Academy's got you all day. Yeah, you know, you're like a reflective vest and uh, you know hockey sticks It's so weird to set up They do have all the like car hurting the back Yeah And then they have no like dicks is like set up nicely where it's like it's just white walls and just crappy academy Go there's just white bright walls. Okay, let me feel the camera. Yeah, how came our used to feel just Sports a camera. Tony man these I mean look at the fucking heel on these crocs. This is crazy For a second, I thought I heard you rip ass With the weight of counts when you went back. I know. No, I literally can if I if I ever pass this That have been too alpha to put your leg up All the now that I'm a man I could have ripped ass and I don't even know Yeah, it's kind of nice though You're engaged you're staring down the barrel just Zero mental activity and a swollen prostate. Yeah, you know, I feel like it starts right away I got a game and it's it's it's changed. I don't know mentally. It's changed the change for everything changed something But I don't know what it is like I can't even put my finger in it just does feel different. I don't like when she brings up She's going to hear this but I don't like what she calls herself my or me her fiance The term fiance. I hate it. Yeah, I don't like the term fiance Especially if you have to introduce her in this next whatever however long you do a year or two There's nothing worse than like having a sweater on at some dumb party and be like this is my fiance You just feel like a you saw Jay fucking noodle it feels like it's like like yeah, it's yeah We should just do like my super bitch You see she does it with too much joy too. So be so like be talking. I heard on the phone and go my fiance and then like yeah, I can hear like a Girl voice and it's like yeah, I mean it's I'm like haunted by memories of standing over like a bowl of buffalo chicken dip Just like red faced in a sweater being like oh, this is my fiance. Did you meet my fiance? It's like god. I feel like such a fucking pussy. Yeah Wife is nice. So I want you to say wife. It's nice. Why feels like adult stuff like yeah, yeah We don't say feels lame. Fiance. It feels kind of gay. It feels like girl stuff. It does Just you what yeah, I mean you're gonna have to think about how you're gonna handle it Yeah, my baby's in my baby. I still say my girl in this show to try to be like fiance And I'll be like you keep saying that not much longer I love And then there's not the he's anymore. Yeah, turn back at any moment. Oh yeah, you're going to dull. Give a powerful coin in your hand right now I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see Yeah, I don't know once the that's a problem. No, no, once those down payments are down. Yeah, caterers are secured So start calling your bluff. Yeah, I'm still thinking a loop. Thank you love is nice. I love seems a loop and maybe a party So I'm still on a party with the book If you always think you're you love when you love a page of tree. I want you guys to spend money You see has she thrown the engagement ring back at you yet Well, in like what we're taking it off and like fuck you and throwing it at you. I I So short The way I feel like she knows if she tried that with me. I'd retire. I do something with I pawn it Like I wouldn't I might regret it later, but if she threw it back at me, I'll go I'm pawning it Yeah, I kept you in your mouth and I keep I've been telling my wife all of her jewelry's cubic sarconium My favorite thing about bro, why it's like you can't tell the difference like yeah every chance I get actually Like oh, I love this ring. I'm like, you know, it's cubic sarconium My go get tested. I paid the guy to say it was a diamond Not funnier It's yeah, that's that's a man. That's a fucking racket Diamonds they can just synthetically make diamonds now They were they actually they do it make a pink no hall they make a pink now. Yeah, Steven singer you make some pink I Actually, I do hate that store I do hate that store I'm in there one time because the whole engagement thing and I just walked out of like man this place fucking sucks so bad Also, I buying jewelry sucks so bad cuz you look at one thing and you're like all right It's 12 hundred you go all right Fucking go what about that one that's like a fucking millimeter bigger like that's 75,000 dollars and like what the fuck man? But it's just a more flawless that's like mentioned up Okay, I got I got lucky my girl she she was literally requested not a diamond. She's like I want to garner so kind of garner That's nice big as hell, but it's like it's garnered. There's a garnered. So that's nice Yeah, let's move I told them I was like I want the most violently acquired diamond you guys I want the I want a little card with like the body count I want to see the I want to see the child's no anyone lose her hand I want to see the naked children who cut their penis is off Sir, let me give you this vocal haram ring It's the blood of a million children on Yeah Their souls as well, yeah blood diamonds are underrated. Yeah Dude, it was good dude. It was good back in the day. What blood diamonds? It was good stuff right there already I don't think I guess I don't know maybe all the diamonds I think they're all got like mind for the most part They're sitting warehouse. They're sitting like the beers warehouses. They don't have blood cobalt man blood cobalt Blood cobalt bloke copper the cell phone. Yeah, that is the funniest thing how everyone always goes Well, you know your cell phones are actually made by slave labor and everyone goes yeah, whatever I do that so I can't complete it is kind. I mean it's all my shoes and so are my pants Yeah, true Yeah, it's one of those things you hear about you go well, all right fair enough You know what happens in you know, Guam is down in my business I'm more of a states right guy What happens in Guam is really none of my business But they're still China's taking over Africa like crazy right now still yeah, they're almost they're almost done Really? Yeah, dude Oh, did you see the guy in the mimea his name's like eight off Hitler And he got elected as president You know, they're gonna like to the China in the mimea in Africa. I mean, ah man. That's pretty wild What are they it's pretty crazy to think about like do you think the Chinese like interlopers? I've set up like little corner stores in Africa Tiny bags of chips Yeah, everybody walks in Hey, they teach a bunch of African guys out of squat and smoke first. It's like step one I don't know you think Africa will rise up against the Chinese overlords No, the Chinese overlords miss treat the actually videos that I'm like smacking them with sticks that constructs your sights and shit really like just Just real snappers just hitting with big ass like what not like Kim those sticks They look like I don't know bamboo, but I don't they gotta be shipping the bro Dude what the fuck man? Ship it in the bamboo You're a smack and stick is that a real thing or they really I saw that years ago. I haven't seen it probably since like It was like it was like peak COVID time when I was you're all in your phone. I'll see you and you see they got the friendship out of there Then it took over all the mines now there Filling killing us to technology see my thing is you really think America would let that happen Yeah, yeah Let China take over Africa or you think they're gonna let them do it and then take it from China I don't know what the plan is because they've been there they've been there. I think it's gonna leave them over there We're gonna go after Venezuela. We're going to South America now. You think so. Yeah, we're about to take their resources Okay, I'll take you know, it's closer. I think what does the Venezuelan have oil? Oh, yeah I'm gonna get them. Oh Yeah, okay, this is a shit where they they ray they trap these Africanations and unsustainable debt and then they take their natural resources America's been doing this forever too Yeah, they really did just steal our playbook Yeah, but I dude, I just you know, I feel like America kind of knows what's good Like getting good because America's been on this for fucking ever Giving people being like we'll give you loans to do infrastructure then they go oh shit You've defaulted we're gonna take all of your natural resources. Yeah, so you think America was like we don't even need What Africa's got we can either take your resources or put them down on straight here I don't know I'd have to uh I have to consult my sources high up in the government I was pretty high. We did unveil a new jet that looks a better than anything. I've seen China put out We're like a f they got like a hypersonic jet that took its first flight and that's pretty looks crazy hypersonic Yeah, I don't know how you can have a person and it's gotta be some guys That's pretty cool. Yeah, I don't know what the you know what to do and happens with China and China Africa I feel like if we did ever go to like you know real to blows with each other It's gonna be the craziest thing of everybody unveil unveil in their secret shit Yeah, we just show off B2 bombers now like it's not our type like so you know it's old I think that's what I'm waiting for aliens because they're like we got so much cool shit take out of me Did I also honestly think if we wait 30 more years China's population is gonna be old as fuck Cuz I don't have a lot of kids. It's already old right man It's already fucking old so I think America's just gone. Yeah guys dear thing do all the work for us We're gonna once you guys are old as hell. We're gonna swoop in and fuck you guys up Dude, they might be doing a thing where they're like all right. We got we're gonna crunch time too We got a fuck is We're about to be old this shit. We got to make a move those afro Chinese are gonna be crazy though afro Chinese It's gonna be a lot of really hot tomorrow Lays and blazians that'll be tough The blazers down there's creating We'll take blazians yeah Yeah The crap you think blazians are better than just regular like black white mixed people like like they were talking strictly Right now Blazian lady black white lady Black white lady is more common over here. So sure. So here's a common combination every real thought of Chinese Mexican Yeah, but there's a lot of crossover It's a lot of crossover Yeah, that's that's one that you like you know, yeah, if you mix fucking yellow with Grace sorry, that's a bad cause you know You mix like yellow and orange. Yeah, you're not gonna go. What the fuck is this? Yeah, yeah, it looks just It looks like yellow and I was about it mean to pick that color I was trying to think of like green with blue. I'm like now. I'm talking about race. You know what I'm saying Rapins I'm talking RGB. I'm trying to talk RGB primary Okay, so now we're gonna take a short break and get into something that all you sports fans will love the more or less segment is brought to you by prize picks You and I make decisions every day like right now We're all thinking about making sure we choose the right gifts But on prize picks being right can get you paid There's so much sports action during the holidays and on prize picks Whether you're a football fan a basketball fan or a fan of both like me It always feels good to be right now. Let's get into this who's looking good and who is looking horrible for the holidays Hmm Let me think who's playing this week. Let me access my database of games going on right now. I know the birds of birds for sure birds of playing and I I know it hasn't been looking good, but I'm going more on hurts. Yeah, go more hurts For passing yards just because I believe it. This is a bounce back. This is too bad. I was back to back I think showtell bounce and back hard. I'm going more. I'm going more in herch as well I'm going more on maxi right now because I think the the They still haven't caught her with how good he is Tyrese maxi on the sectors on the sixers going more with him constantly and right now Yoke it's Just he's just nuts go rebound specifically go more on rebounds for you go more on barkley as well go more on barkley Well, you really you really get a lot of uh His more might be kind of low right now too Like saying to get a lot of yards. Yeah last game I watch so going more on your own team can be you know a little heartbreak And because if they lose you get double mad. I can't go less with my own team. I don't want to root for them to go less But it's sometimes I just know I also just like to pick it random It's good stuff, you know, sometimes you pick it random let the universe decide, you know, I don't know anything about this Sometimes we go you know what I think that guy's gonna win. I like his look You know, no exactly. I like I like that guy's name. I think he's good Um Any personal story anytime you're way too confident making a pick that fell apart Uh, nope. 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That's just Do you see the videos were a person in like a black bandana over their face just records like an elderly person Until the elderly person freaks out and like comes at them and they spray them with pepper spray It's the most we it's the craziest genre who sprays the pepper spray the cameraman It'll be like three guys with like their faces entirely covered just like this in like a 70 year-olds face The guy like what why are you recording me and they just go Like get get away from me and as soon as they reach to block the camera the guy goes Shh With pepper spray and they go And there's a lot of people in comments being like that's what the fuck you get when you try to touch people shit That's fucking a badass bitch, and I'm like that's gotta be a bot. Are you sure this is me? Maybe I don't know Russian disinformation. I think you think of their fake. Yeah, I think it's dividing us I don't know dude. I could see there's I've seen a lot of rage bait And I'm like that does seem like a way because I watch a lot my whole algorithm for the most part is rage bait It's people going into like lows and home depot and like bumping into an old guy shopping cart and just going get out of the way You fucking asshole So if you put a camera in that same guy's face he probably snap as well. Yeah, you're probably I hope it's fake if it's fake That would be a relief watching it like yeah, this is evil. This is like really mean these guys like pre-dimension I get crazed. Do you ever see the rage bait guy who goes up to people's dogs and goes man look at that dog I just want to suck on its nuts These screams I think people with their dog in the park It upsets me We're gonna have to have a public health talk about rage bait Because someone's gonna have to tell a geese or it's like if some young kid comes up to you and came out and says gay shit to you Like you're probably on a viral video to be recorded. Yeah, you're being recorded chill These guys just go fucking nuts I will never fucking kiss you I saw one I saw one I saw one I saw one that just hit my algorithm. It was it's like the funniest thing is dude takes two pictures of people like standing near each other And but like they can't be looking at each other and then he'll use AI to make one of them do something weird to the other one like yes Yes, the one was he went on he put his hands on his guy's shoulder like kiss the boy his neck He's like look he kissed you or your neck And I'm like I'm looking at the video. He's like I never kissed him dude that They're like it kills a man and then there's they do another one with a go up to an old man and go oh you're the guy from the internet They go right and they're like check it out and they show a video of that man, but he has a guy brown. He's dancing I Feel like full sprints toward them in the store I Will be doing the geese I know Or lighthearted Kind of funny, but it probably does because that gets so much they're getting old They start getting worried about their mental health. Yeah, they're probably like did I kiss him on his fucking neck I'm doing now that I'm an old man. Yeah, I'm like that But if I do 40 more years you know far I'm already like I can feel decline. Yeah, physically Obviously I'm getting stronger than ever But mentally you just wrap it decline you get me in 40 years in a parking lot just filming my face I'm gonna cry. Oh, I'll scream cry. It's like kick a shopping cart I mean they could when they were born they could even imagine you take a picture and that quick You turn it into them kiss the man Oh, you see and you go that's real. What's yeah am I dreaming am I having a fucking stroke? What's going on? We should let them shoot those guys. You think so. Yeah, I kind of like that. Yeah, that's all one guy get shot Never seen it. Oh never seen him online again. He's not dead He just got shot. He was in the mall. He was rage baiting some guy in the mall and the guy is like hey He was like pushing him and the guy was like oh, yeah Not too. I was like where the hoodie yeah, I just walked away just Yeah, I wonder if that guy got trouble to do was like fucking well. No, he didn't get in trouble Yeah, he got off sky free. I think the other guy got in trouble Yeah, you guys shot got in trouble. The rage batter. Yeah, I'm telling you they're gonna Introduce legislation if you call rage baiting it should be like a misdemeanor. Yeah, yeah, really it's really fucked up to go to people in Like push the buttons like that although you would hope that if when you're old enough You're able to recognize rage bait and just go complete monk mode and go like some of the old men do counter gays Stuff in a very funny way. Yeah, I'll kiss you right now Or they just see a genuinely gay guy out there and he's like yeah, I'm down What's fucking kiss Yeah, that's my counter huh that's my counter whenever someone's like you're gonna meet a 15 year old I go so what You want to what? So what if I am So what you know be a really good video put out a want help wanted fly Meet people in Starbucks about a job paying like $25 an hour benefits and once they show up have cameras come out and be like So you're trying to meet up with the Teenage in the middle of the Starbucks Just started hitting him with that reading like just make up tax my hard fat penis You'd have to run if that happened you just run out of Starbucks In trouble once That'd be devastating. Yeah, they should I should once you never do that. That's a terrible. It's a terrible prank Dude, I missed the old guys would give kids money to like You gotta say like take pictures of them in their underwear. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I mean that was a good industry for kids Yeah, so yeah, so you're getting paid I hear you yeah, at least they're gonna pay you know what for some underwear shots come on do take two I mean that's The problem with that is The problem with that is you never hear the tales at the time the guy just was like I can't handle it and picked out and just completely To be honest. Yeah, that is true because like yeah, you know there has to be some kid who's like Completely unless there were just gentlemen pedophiles back then we're like well, let me not push the envelope I'll give some pictures. I think there was cuz like you know like there'd be a house in your parents like don't go today I remember it was weird. It was like a funny guy. Yeah Yeah, you guys up to funny. It was a funny business. Yeah, we talked about it But before pedophiles are just like funny business. Yeah, it's just like that guys are weirdo. Yeah Yeah, I've said this before my dad always makes the same joke when he went to jail He goes we lost the best baby sitter Yeah, my my grade school we had a couple brushes with the big P as well. Yeah, pretty crazy None of the piece none of the priests to my knowledge is all just like chaperones that you know I School volunteers you should just let people volunteer for like grade school shit and then just higher private investigators to follow 20% of school volunteers are pedophiles But We should pick a random parent from every every school like one parent from every family just spend like three days track I'm just able to do up to yeah They see me taking my walks and I'm this guy's not thinking about fucking anything He's feeding his crocs He's like a gang of people from here at this time Take him to here for this thing guys just thinking hard about taking a nap and regretting the fact that he drank too much coffee to take And then staring at something getting distracted my seventh grade teacher got in trouble for chop on Chop on chop on Yeah, I saw it on a news Damn, you know what's worse about that too when a teacher gets caught for like pedophile stuff Then you get to go okay, what grade did you ask to teach and you know exactly what his thing is You've found a perfect man That's crazy You know these diversity and equity programs you're like we gotta diversify this population. This is I'm barely getting hard I need some dill seat It's all I may have like the old dude picking up the young the young lady from school all the time But like high school we talking I just for me was middle school I remember this middle school I remember like this the maybe the sick I left back a year She put a weekend Dominican, but like yeah her dude used to come and he had to be like 25 or oh what he's like pick her up from school and walk out there a walk home together and now Sure wasn't her older brother. No, I was definitely she I mean she would she would tell everybody I was my boyfriend. Oh like she would say He snapped on me and my boy Khalil once because we were sitting at the corner store and they were walking past and we were like Trying to just make fun of her not even about I You were just like your boyfriend so old basically. I don't even know we were just we were just making fun of her Like as a person and he's just was walking with her and snapped on us like you just didn't even hit us that he would do But then my boys mom we told right after that we told his mom and they bumped into each other at the mom She went nuts on him. He said You know, he told you so his mom hit my boy said him and his mom saw her at him at the mall and with his like grade school I don't know if he saw her with the girl, but they just was like she just was like Mom, that's the guy told you about who did the thing and she just oh she's like a shoes from Philly black lady that lived in red and she Went nuts on him really from what I heard. Yeah, I'm pretty nervous. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what happens when you uh, I mean Probably thought shit was sweet. Yeah me kept picking her from school Yeah, that's crazy. Like he's not like he didn't even drive like he would just walk to the middle school and walk But he was like 20 something if you guys were talking about when you're younger you Maybe he was younger than that he was definitely out of like school age, but yeah, and the youngest he was was 19 and I'm remembering him looking way older well than that My weight 45 you for a like I'm remembering them looking 30 But the Americans account. Sorry. He the minick is listening But like the most pedophiles who I've heard in person is the minick is I remember being in high school And I was like it fucking it was like 16. This is so funny I'm sorry to minick ins but you guys are gigantic pedophiles I mean dude Yeah, I mean it kind of checks out bro If you're like a 40-year-old Dominican head man, you put on one of those boulder hats I could see it you just starting on You have like four mojitos you just see the grades pull it out and go Deos me Deos me The music doesn't help either of you're all day long For real for how we get a horn in a car pause listen that all day You take it and that music changes you psychologically Imagine listen that all day long if you've worked on a construction site you watch these all day long. It's just like You know just ask to like change your brain like what even mindset does that put you in Yeah, right you're working all day long and it's like Your it's just it's insane. It's like circus music like move fast Yes, move and but it is it is nice when I do like about specifically Mexican guys is how they'll just go I don't know they'll just love the screen The Greta I like the Yeah, we introduced the grito into our lives this year. Yeah, we have a really yeah, yeah Yeah, that should just a nice power screen I'm just like one 150 beats per minute trumpet music And it's funny because you have just done like three days worth of work by lunch time. So yeah Maybe that music is what we need is a country Just that classic beat that's not stop all day long one song for eight hours I'm telling you I think it puts you in a whole different mindset That's what a pedophile mindset. No, that's you talking to many. I'm talking about hard work. Oh Yeah, I'm so hard to make I'm gonna tell you how much about I gotta tell you what this one makes you it Dominican both said when we were like in 11th grade because there was a Middle school nearest and so we was you know, they were walk past and we're like getting out again Not early whatever and he was like pointing out one of the girls and I was like man. She's too young He went man after 12. It's lunch Yeah Hold on Of those countries really do have age you can send I think they kind of eye it up. Yeah, like we have like walls and metrics I think they kind of you know, boobs no boobs you kind of eye it up You go I'm gonna put this one on the eyeball and see I could imagine being in Brazil and eyeballing it up They don't have walls like that there Yeah, they know dude. I remember so I actually went to the Dominican Republic years ago On like a little vacation and I like went to an all-inclusive resort and I remember this is like long time ago I was younger, but I remember they like made the staff like dance for us. Yeah, I think you get there They're like come out. It's like a you know welcome night thing and I remember being like I was some of the staffs like they they weren't like children But I remember they were like young enough to where I was I was in like my mid 20s is thinking like It's kind of weird. They're dancing very sexually. Yeah. Yeah, just like standing in front of us and just like Gyrating their bodies and we just all get to sit there and be like great Remember just feeling a little weird about it being this kind of feels is Brazil is like one of the horniest places This is the Dominican Republic. Oh, but Brazil number two. Yeah Brazil's such a horn. It's the horniest country. Yeah, it just if you go there you'll become horniest L2 It's like it's nothing to anyone can do about it. It's in the air. Yeah. I mean, I get it though. Don't ladies look so nice This episode is brought to you by aura frames look I get it gift cards are easy And you don't have to worry about getting something they don't like but this holiday season. Why not try something different Get something more personal than the same old generic gift card. It means more than you think Have you ever gifted something small but personal? What made it meaningful? What was gifted one time this is actually a horrible confession, but one time I Who was mother's dad didn't get anything and I think I was in like high school and I went to a nearby Little development of houses and I stole flowers off the porch of another house and gave them to my mother It wasn't even like a bouquet. It was just a bucket of flowers They're a potting plan of flowers. 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Yeah, yeah, a lot of well, although they have like one guy in Brazil Who should get all the money? No, they're just the guy's looking said the women are just like You mean every time you just like every type of woman you imagine there's just one guy It's a christianna Ronaldo face Kind of see that out or black as hell Got two guys two guys. Yeah, they have like dusty parking lots aqua guys The most handsome fucking Well, hell that's hilarious What's up? Interesting information the Dominican Republic has a age of consent of 18 But Mexico's federal age of consent is 15 years federal whole yeah, and the fed stamp that Japan is 13 No, they change it. Are you sure? Oh, yes, oh yeah, they change me I'm glad you keep it up on it No, you have to reschedule your true. You get an anime guy pass on that yeah Yeah, I'm fighting for these right to kids. You're watching I'm watching What they changed you too if you're already a 13 Did they go to 18 or 16 because that's kind of pray 18 He's got 14 16 13 and a half Hold on hold on hold on Japan was how long was Japan 13 for a miss forever? They used to have on Google you'd ask what's the age of consent in Japan and then Dennis's face from always coming on That's crazy to 16 13 yeah from 13 to 16 I mean, that was like a multi-generation and plan. They're like look. We'll go 13 now That way when they put the fucking put the wrenches on us. We are right. All right We're gonna 60 That's crazy. That's fucked up so I was like a so literally a perfect a college or a high school teacher could just have sex with that High school student. I feel it's good enough. That makes sense now know that that's a thing because you know I've been playing with Japanese I've been using prison and they always have like this game I played There's always like a way you can fuck your teacher in it, but you play like a you know, it's like a fantasy Gate. I don't know. Well, it is really weird because like I mean being a pedophile is up there with someone like one of the worst as one of the worst crimes in the world yeah and If you go to another country you go from being the worst guy in the world to just a totally law about existence Just a normal It's probably the weirdest law. It could be a pedophile publicly. I mean go get a coffee like one of the same block Yeah It's such a bizarre thing you can kiss your kiss your murder murder like you murder somebody It's across the board everyone's like yeah, that that wasn't that wasn't really called for but yeah in America you can be Next to be I mean, I think you're more respected as a murderer than a pedophile depending on you murder Even like in jail you'll get way better treatment as a murderer. Yeah, even society. I like you'll get murdered as a pedophile Yeah, you'll get murdered and reaped into yeah, I just been having dreams. I just like wake up and I'm like Do I kill somebody? Why? How's your driving drunk on that? No, no, no, no Just keep waking up in a panic like I think I just had a dream about hiding a body Really? Yeah I don't have the it you feel murderous No No, not today Like what kind of what's the feeling? I don't know. It's just like the scariest feeling in the world because I'm like I'm going to get caught. It's what keep thinking when I wake up you're definitely I feel bad I murdered a person. It's like they could be all my ass. Yeah, it's like I'm going to jail You know you murdered in the no No, it's like different people. Has it ever been me? No, you promise? Yeah, okay. Just creaking the cave comedians You want a fucking I Be sick to do one of those like comedian movies at the end someone gets bumped and they just shoot them in the green Put it up Hey Dave she comes in and bump shooting like Final straw Yes, hurry Bob So everyone we can all establish we all got diarrhea We've discussed the age of consent Lovely and yeah, it's Japan the lowest I mean I think if you hit Chinese controlled Africa, there's probably like oh yeah, yeah, I look it up But I don't feel good about it You're definitely by the gate Some guy just stole like I got nothing a bunch of girls from building an Africa really? Yeah, they're always still in girls in Africa Yeah, girls do get scooped up here Said you know it's one of the last countries you can an honest man can go steal some Just steal some ladies Michelle Obama freak out about those girls. Yeah, I take him from the school. They never brought him back No, I don't I think and then I think What didn't like a bunch of boys at that school get like brutally murdered and nobody even said anything about it I'm almost I'm almost positive that happened This is like spring back our girls. Yeah, because it's like if it I think it was a Like a you know upper class school that like Parents are kind of rich. So people would think out perfect. Let's go kidnap an entire class Yeah, and I think they like took the girls as ransom and just like killed murdered all the boys. That's crazy. Yeah Africa is looking tough Africa Nigeria's 11 years old 11 Why have it all yeah, I'm serious. That's what Google says Nigeria's 11 hit best double-state in the final Nigeria that's crazy. Oh, that's just thinks anyway And also yeah, I mean Eleven's crazy my parents Like it's not even it's not even lunchtime I mean, it's funny to be in that gira dating a 10-year-old and they're like you fucking scumbag Wait, you started talking to her when she was 10 you piece of shit That's oh Nigeria is a bad country They lie about how much money they make a couple years ago they got in trouble for like Bouncing checks as a country. Well apparently Nigeria puts out a ton of math leads though Lot of mathematicians come out of Nigeria. So reason Nigerians crush math So because they figured out the Yeah No, no, what you say? Change the subject I just found out another fun Do you know the MMA fighter could be Nirmagamadov? Yeah, he is married to his second cousin And they had the same surname before they got married really yeah, that's a good cause so she's Nirmagamad Nirmagamadot Now she's I think she just Not ideal for sure. I don't think they have many options in daggistan. Yeah, you go third Third cousin. That's not even a thing third cousins. Just like your friend. Oh shit. No, I mean third cousins I do not think like though when you marry your cousin. It's like a Chances of birth defects go up like three percent You know like a massive I thought it was just like automatic you're getting yeah, you know don't they do that in my like oh guy That's still a weird one to show up to the family meet like the family reunion with like We love each other It is for sure, but some some I mean in history it was like the coolest shit you could do It's like you marry your cousin ever was like great choice Dude if you have a high cousin No, well, fortunately to not really have hot cousins. What you say? I was kind of fortunate to not have hot cousins I don't have one cousin memory in covet any of them I didn't even like in my head go like hot cousin. I was never a big cousin guy either thank God. I was never Now I imagine if that was your twist though and you were just completely obsessed with having sex with your cousins There's guys out there. I'm sure yeah, that happens to 100% What do you think about that? Yeah You're ancient in Japan speed Might have been might have been with the delias napchat Tough one Do you know I pd everyone who's gone absolutely munched by the internet? It just happens everybody gets destroyed. I know it's coming for me one day I'm worried about it. I just shite destroyed by the internet. I don't know I just like everyone just gets destroyed I don't think anyone ever sees a coming there always going nothing's ever been better than the internet goes Yeah, it turns out everyone fucking hates you Shit I mean I it's literally like a soldier's death. I'm like it's coming from me one way or the other. I don't know how Yeah, well in the words of Harvey Dent either Diet hero or live long enough to see yourself become Davidlin True that's why you don't stop drinking I'm gonna at least see myself become a villain Yeah, just the most spots to me I mean I you never some of you didn't predict in high school to have to ever contend with like a digitized public shaming Yeah, so I don't know maybe hopefully now that I'm a man. I'll just go. Why don't I have a thing on the internet? Pull crap turn it off God damn it. I'm going for my walk I think whatever if whatever happens to me I'm just gonna leave it to it if it happens just like yeah I don't know you have to like there's no guys that fight. It's a literally Chinese finger trap. Yeah guys to go No, you guys suck. It's like you've just yielded him Yes, you know, I am a lowly disgusting worm. Yeah, I have watched every single com walk video So what I do know them all by name it's Accepting your shame takes to find out of it for the internet. Yeah, it will depend what you did Dude Glenn Greenwald got cropped you see his video. No, he did. Did you see that thing? It was uh, and again, I guess I'm gonna toss the stant the alleged on here But I think I think it was just like kink shit. We're like you he's gay and he had like his I guess a lover of his released a video where he was just being like a little piggy like a hungry little piggy It was like a humiliation video, but I think he was just like whatever. Oh he was being the humiliated one He was being humiliated, but it was out of king for him like you know, he was kind of I don't know the exact details Yeah, I'm not if you could just maybe pull off after That came out and also RFK. Do you see his sex? No, he goes RFK sex team. No, you see it. No, he's sex He like did like text math allegedly again man next message anybody his shit blew over but dude his texts are like They're so horny that by like halfway through the text. You're like I'm on his side so you like you can't this is to Cheryl Is sure unfortunately he's a bit of a bad boy Not sure maybe he was to sure. I don't know. Yeah, but I don't that's not how they framed it. Okay You know what look man No, guys trying to get blue food die out of the goddamn lucky charms man. Leave me alone I'm like you're 40 texts to whoever You know my fucking business the only kink thing that I don't shame it, but I don't get it is I mean I guess it's like people watching their ladies get plowed The other cocks. She is But there's a thing I learned about very recently. I was just telling a little bit about it There's the reverts. There's like cook in I figured with the cook queen. Yeah, cook queen cook I had to speed with you Cut we might be the best thing that's ever exist. I think cook queens propaganda like sure me one cook Where are they it's not an actual port lady? Yeah, where are these this these fabled cook queens? I know Just being like yeah, do it again. I mean And we decided we're gonna have a free use day a free Yeah, that's pretty nice. That's pretty cool, right? What's your thing going to be like? Yeah You know how also how long are you gonna last it a free use day? I feel like that's what you bust What out in the morning like well, yeah Checked out I can go That is a private matter. Sorry guys. Hey, man. I'm glad for you. That sounds good. Sounds fun Sure to be free free. No, I like I was interested in the free use day. We should plan Yeah, that's a good question. Plan is to just show up Do it The hang out But here's the thing Do you get the direct you get to direct her positioning because where she gonna be that's the question. Oh She's gonna be stuck is she gonna be just frozen like stuck to be nice She's they're gonna be a sex doll in the bed And then it's her like now is just gonna go down. No, that's the thing dude. It's like It's just whatever you just have a day and then whatever's happening during the day like is it reciprocal? That's my question. Can she freely use you? Oh, we get your own day really? Yeah What if she takes it to like a realm of king? You're not ready for it. Yeah You can't violate the free king. Oh, you're also free use. Yeah, I sent my rules The dude would be so I'd be so nervous Especially after your day of free use The day I was also like my turn. I don't know You're talking about this My rules you can't be inserted no but no but no but what if she tries and you just nod in the mood sliver No, but no but can't even take leave no No, but Sean did you find any of that stuff about the sex? It was yeah, it was a poem allegedly sent to uh Olivia nozy Nozy bro, it's the best. It's very erotic. Yeah, let me see if I can get back to it Okay, I'll read it. Do you read it with pros? I'll try it. Wait. You say it's really I like started hearing it and I was like by the middle of it. I was like you know what man? I kind of tip my head to this guy I got it here Your open mouth awaiting my harvest drink from me love I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow Don't spill a drop. I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you my love my love I'm about to copy and paste that same as you girl good. I have key right the letter for the guy the Kurt guy Well guy to my love I'm not sure I don't know what you mean. It's okay. Oh That's that's what it is um Glenn Greenwald got set up. He said it was a political takedown where he was with this is all from Google reportedly depict Greenwald and Indomitax with another adult male in Brazil Which we're just talking about whom he reportedly this is what they're saying paid for the encounter and It's pretty much it's just him being like kind of like thoroughly domed and humiliated But they confront they like released his tape without a consent. They like you know, it's pretty rude And then they're like what do you say about that? He was like I don't regret any of that But kind of these it's be it's a beast move to go to get completely be a shame lord to be like yeah, dude I'm a total pig and I did some fucking really it's it's watching like yeah damn But he just came out they just political enemy try to take him down with it. He was like I don't care That makes me respect kind of a beast. It's kind of a beast. Yeah, you know look at this weird shit He's like yeah, it's fucking really weird. I did that and Your old you don't plan didn't work on me. I do it again It wasn't just some politician that got like exposed like that for doing like public shit What is lady not the lady who was giving hand jobs in the movie theater not hers was like a different This is like a whole video that got exposed yeah, I forget who's telling me about it, but I remember just hearing that was any scandal attached to it. It was like I think nothing seems to like take down type shit. Yeah, I can't I don't remember his name or anything So funny dude all you have all you need is a video of a politician having sex and you destroy their entire career the same the thing We all they're clearly having sex yeah like weird psychos Yeah, you want to be a politician like you're going nuts in the bedroom. I bet Alc does the crazy shit I hope so you think so yeah, but who who's pipe in a ocean she's some white guy. Yeah, probably She's like the founder of some weird tech Yeah Yeah, you know, there's a lot of behind a lot of powerful women There are is surprisingly just kind of a drab wake guy kind of slide into that role really nicely. Uh isn't isn't Kamala Doug Doug who's Doug it's Kamala's husband. Yeah, that's how he like talks about I think you could call this up like I'm Doug Kamala's husband Doug Doug fucking nerd Tang that stinks. I think I got like a political email once that when uh Camala that was like this was before she was even run I think she might have been running with uh Biden and I got like a political email I was like this is Doug and then in parentheses Kamala's husband is how it started and that's how I know his name like that Eman the fuck this dog do why would he allow himself to be framed in an email like at least the owner of the dimsdale dimmed Don't hug But a dimsdale dimmed where's that from uh fairly out of periods Doug dimmed out. I'm on the dimsdale dimmed out Say The first Jewish spouse of a US vice president Oh, that is that's what he did. Doug you did. Is that really a fucking Jewish second. Oh damn. He's from old bridge New Jersey. Oh, what? I mean or it's kind of a bad look Mossad Yeah, kind of looks like waltz a little bit Christoph No, Doug Doug looks like the wall is crazy. Oh damn he should I would have been nervous around Well, I have my baby around waltz whose waltz waltz is a guy she ran with. I was like I love you I'll touch down to yeah Yeah, dude, damn dude. She got a type Doug M Doug M. Huff does soul cycle At home in California M. Huff had attended a Sunday morning soul cycle class in West Hollywood and left his cell phone in the car We're going for coffee in a chat with friends in the bar Are they framing this guy as the ultimate housewife? I mean he kind of frames his self as the ultimate housewife. It could be king Kamala's husband It could just be king dude that whole campaign could have been king for them She goes out loses. He's just like I'm just your sexy little fucking boy Little your little home boy Kama does drink I can see it dude. Yeah, I why as soon as one person was like this lady's drunk. I can never unsee it I'm like I was just a drunk lady. Yeah, I don't see my her most one ever more likeable things. Yeah, she's just drunk Yeah, she should have really leaned into that like I'm fucking hammered down I would have heard like it would have I'm done that would have got me out of my seat my president Yeah, get lean into that little bit of George Bush action. Yeah Well, I'm just a drunk old whore It would make me believe she could get things done more horse get things done. They did all throughout history Yeah It's on the more seat that tape between her and Doug It's gotta be the steamy and stewed Doug's like a little rose pedal bath Oh She's fucking wasted Fucking asshole How so psychically fucking Come on, hey, what do you drink I found nice lunch with friends What a weird PR angle to be like we're just gonna make her why her husband I'm a total pussy They should have been like they should have made them like there's like try to make Tim Waltz a badass I've been so mad if I was Doug It's like wait, why does Tim Waltz get to be like a hunter badass? Yeah, and I have to be I'm just a little peg boy An at home fucking peg boy. Oh fuck cook Beyond I think he's almost beyond we get cucked by Tim Waltz over He's basically wife play. He's going Tim Waltz is like I love shooting guns with my children and I was in the army Yeah I heard there was you never know man look lamar on the campaign trail things get nerdy so Who knows what's what I am I'm really not looking forward to the election at 2028 because it's like 2020 and 2024 We're so depressing That 2028 is gonna be both parties are gonna unleash I think a new psycho I'm a young psycho a double young psycho. This is Trump's first year though Dude these not he's not gonna reelect that's what I keep that's what we were just having a conversation Get in reelect it would make people too mad like that's not what he's also just lost his juice Once I hit him with the Epstein shit and he was like Ah forget about that stuff. I think that he really lost a lot of this But I'm saying this is first year as president. Yeah, I know he could do it. He could technically do it like three more But why do you do two more? No, you do one more after this. No, why he's present for four years. Yeah. Oh yeah I could do another term if he was already present. I think Oh, I don't know, but they said I honestly don't know, but I think they said he can do another term technically He can only do two Is it not consecutive because he won There was the read Biden and I think for some weird reason you can do two more now They're like trying to make the political the legal argument that he can yeah, but it's like dude We got to move on. It's like we can't we can't this is gonna be forever. So I'm dominating time about 90 year old He's dominated a whole decade. Yeah, I like he was funny. Yeah, he's obviously funny, but now it's like dude Please yeah, I'm curious the moves are gonna make it they're gonna go back old school like preman proper or if the new thing is just Fuck that guy. It's my mind. I think he's fucked that guy, bro Yeah, maybe mom downie. Yeah, I'm downies more maybe more of like a even a gap Gavin Newsom gets He's a leather jacket Democrat. That's right. I'm gonna do some so fucking cool. He's a podcast They got me he's one of the normal guys like us. He has a fucking podcast Gavin Newsom needs to go later fuck down like he needs to shut up I've got the problem is I'll say he is the perfect politician He's just like a weird smiling psycho. Yeah, but like just I'm saying just like I don't you know, I'm out of fan of him But it's also like he got to he got to give it up and like man. No this guy was born for the role. Yeah of California governor Yeah, he fucking tanked the cuts to state and now he wants to tank the country But yeah, we'll say man. I don't know. I think maybe they'll run vans vans could they could run vans again He feels like he's been making a play because he's been out doing his own shit recently trumps What's he doing? He's important I don't know I feel bad for bringing it up Just his relationship with the with the widow of I As a nasty thing you would say Well Um, yeah final words. I think we're gonna slide into the patreon. By the way, I got you guys a A little gift. I'm excited to final final installment of the conchistors and I'm gonna display a little gift This is I'm excited. I'm excited to Also try to hear how it all around. I mean, I kind of know, but you know, yeah But it's surprisingly was way there's way more is way more in detail So he had brought the slide into that right now and thank everybody. Thank you for listening And hope stay keep your spirits high during this holiday season a lot of people think about killing themselves About our We're never even people on Christmas when I kill themselves, but I don't know I get it I do get it, but also the same time. It's like I like we just lit up our Christmas tree. Yeah Makes me so happy. I see the lights I go. It's the best, but then sometimes at nighttime It's just you downstairs is dark. You look at the lights and you go Maybe I should kill myself actually Don't kill yourself don't do it don't kill yourself. It's bad Hanged I'm getting an elf on the shelf. That's one of the big things here. Do yeah, don't get sad Don't you get sad on the holidays? Uh, what you about to do free use you know, you don't care You're having a good holiday all right off on the shelf Yeah Yeah, don't get sad on the holidays. The least one is me What's in me or free use position where you where do you gonna do? I don't know I have a need I gotta I gotta start taking notes you have for real be stuck though No statue you should do like you know like that little boy in the lawn where like a peeing heupon Yeah, see how much you can pee and sit like a statue You Well, see you later Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane secret podcast on Spotify do it