Normal porn for normal people Everyone knows if you search the web long enough, you'll see some pretty sick shit. This is especially true if you intentionally dive into the dark underbelly of the internet. I've seen quite a few things I don't care to admit. But one thing that I'll always remember is a site called normalpornfornormalpeople.com. The first thing about the site was that I didn't find out by actually looking for it. It was emailed to me by someone I didn't know. The email was as follows. Hi there. Found this site is very nice that you might like normal porn for normalpeople.com. Pass it on for the good of mankind. Pretty standard issue chain letter, although the URL and the last remark really piqued my curiosity. I was having a very boring day when I got this, so I made sure my antivirus was working and then clicked on it. It was a very average, very generic looking site. It gave the impression that the creators just barely gave a shit about making it look professional. The authors seemed to have a very tenuous grasp on English, and on the front page was a long, boring, and incoherent rant that I don't remember or have saved. The site had a strange tagline, which even today people haven't figured out the meaning of, which was normal porn for normal people, a website dedicated to the eradication of normal sexuality. And from the sound of that, I wasn't sure whether I was here to watch porn or if I'd stumbled onto some kind of eugenics program. But I was here now, and I was very, very curious to see what normal people got their rocks off to. So I scrolled down through the rant and... nothing. Page didn't seem to link to anywhere else, and it's about to leave when I noticed that every word of the rant was its own hyperlink. And I clicked one of them, and was sent to a white page with a very long list of links in the form of normal porn for normal people dot com slash random letters. So I stopped for a minute and asked myself if I really wanted to waste God knows how much time clicking random links that would likely give me a virus that would rape my computer. I figured I'd try it for maybe five minutes, just to see if anything came up. I clicked on one of the links and was sent to another page. This page apparently had totally different URLs than the last one. I was just about to say fuck this when I clicked on the third link, and a video download came up. It was called peanut dot avi, a 30 minute video of a man, a woman, and a dog in a kitchen. The woman made a peanut butter sandwich, and the man set it down for the dog to eat. This was all that happened for 30 minutes. It was obvious that the cameraman had to stop filming and wait until the dog was ready to eat again. And the dog seemed rather sick by the end of it. I know what you're thinking. What the hell does that have to do with porn? I have no clue. I've seen a little over two dozen videos from this site, and the majority had no sexual activity at all. After watching peanut dot avi, I went down to a certain image board I frequent to play online show and tell. Like I always do with weird shit like this. But someone had already made a thread about it. A guy who'd received the same chain letter I did. The image board thread had lots of people with nothing better to do than dig through the site. And that's how I saw their videos. Most of those two dozen videos were very uneventful. They consisted of people talking to the cameraman in a room with nothing in it but a desk and a few chairs. I mean, literally nothing on the walls or in terms of furniture. The whole room had a very cold, sterile feel to it. The conversations where I'd lebanter about previous jobs or embarrassing childhood moments. I kept expecting some kind of discussion about what the people were filming or what the site was about. But of course, nothing. You'd never know these videos had anything to do with porn if you saw it out of context. I will say one thing now. The people who appeared in these videos weren't quite attractive. However, the other videos that actually did feature content I suppose could be called sexual is where things got weird. I'll give brief descriptions of the strange videos. If you're really eating up with curiosity, you can try to hunt them down on a torrent site. LickedClean.avi A 10 minute video filmed by a hidden camera in which we see a repairman working on a washing machine for the first two minutes. When it's fixed, the repairman talks to the owner briefly and then leaves. The owner checks to make sure the repairman is gone, then begins the lick all over the top of the washing machine. This goes on for seven minutes. Jimbo.avi A five minute video of an obese mime performing his act. It was actually pretty funny, particularly in one part where he pretends to pull up a chair then pretends it breaks because of his weight. In the last 30 seconds of the video, the camera cuts the static briefly and cuts back to the man sobbing quietly, still wearing a mime outfit and makeup. Some kind of obscure fetish. Diana.avi Four minute video in which the cameraman talks to a woman in a room different from the interview room. This room looks like one you'd find in a normal person's house. Exactly where they are is never specified, as Diana only talks about her violin playing. She obviously plays her violin, but keeps getting distracted by something. I didn't notice this until someone on the image board thread pointed it out. But if you look at the mirror in the background, you can see a fat man in a chicken mask masturbating. Jessica.avi Another four minute cameraman video. This time he's outside a house talking to another young woman. They talk about canoe rides. The camera zooms out to reveal the city street behind them occasionally. The strange thing is that no one so far has been able to identify where the street is. Guesses have ranged everywhere from Europe to Australia to the Philippines. There's yet to be a match for the street shown in the video. TongueTie.avi Ten minute video. The first five minutes consist of an elderly woman making out with a mannequin. The video cuts out like it did in Jimbo.avi, halfway through. And the scene is then a group of mannequins huddled together in a circle around the camera. The lights have dimmed and the elderly woman is nowhere to be seen. From this point on, there is no sound. Stumps.avi Five minute long video where a man with no legs is attempting to break dance on a DDR mat in what looks like the kitchen from peanut.avi, but much dirtier. There's a radio playing music unseen in the background, but it stops at the four minute mark when the man collapses on the mat in exhaustion. He breathes heavily and pleads with someone off screen to let him rest. This off-screen person becomes terrifyingly enraged and yells at him to keep dancing, which he does. You can hear this off-screen person begin to scream as the video ends abruptly. Privacy.avi The woman from Diana.avi is masturbating on a mattress in the interview room, while the man from Stumps.avi walks around on his hands wearing some kind of goblin mask. The door in this room was always closed in the other videos. Let's now open. In this video, the only light is in the room and the hallway is dark. Near the end of the video, you can see an animal quickly run through the hallway. And finally, the last video we uncovered. Useless.avi This is an 18 minute video. A blonde woman from one of the previous interview videos is tied down to a mattress in the interview room. She attempts to scream, but her mouth is taped over. After seven minutes, a man in a black suit and mask opens the door, but he doesn't enter. He holds the door open for the animal that was running in the hall in the previous video. It's revealed to be an adult chimpanzee. Its hair is shaved and its entire body painted red. When the chimp enters the room, the masked man closes the door behind it. The chimpanzee sniffs the air for a moment. It may have been blind and notices the woman tied to the mattress. It goes into a frenzy and begins to maul her. The assault goes on for a grueling seven minutes until the woman finally dies. The chimp eats flesh from her corpse for four minutes as the video ends. The threat exploded with activity after this video was uncovered. The people discussed it long into the night. When I came back to the image board the next day, I found that it had been deleted. I tried to start another one and they banned me. I tried emailing the guy who sent me the chain letter with the site's URL. I sent him five messages and never got a response. I've tried to discuss this website on various places and have been banned frequently. The site itself is also deleted about three days after Useless.avhi was uncovered, likely because someone contacted the authorities about it. The only proof that normal porn for normalpeople.com ever existed was a few screen caps people took. In videos from the site that people saved and uploaded on torrents. The most popular of which was Useless.avhi, which found its way into a few gore sites. Wherever you upload them to, all of the videos from normalpornfornormalpeople.com get deleted after a while.
