Ken Gets Married in Vegas, CJ's Bachelor Party, & Kens Drunk Alter Ego UNLEASHED!

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New customers can use code WIDEOPEN and get 15% off at TakeUltra.com. dot com that's take ultra dot com for a 15 off with code wide open after your purchase they will ask where you heard about them please support our show and tell them that the life wide open podcast sent you thanks ultra ken did get married in las vegas i didn't get married greg got married you might have made it too legendary for it to just be over the bit the bit is done the bet is clear you were in there for an hour 45 minutes at least oh my god people have experienced tornado before but that was like my first time ever seeing it and there's three little kids their house is all destroyed do that that hit welcome ev what's up how we doing good are you doing good yeah good hell yeah are you yeah i'm doing pretty good i'd say i'm not i slept for like six minutes last night dude i'm bummed i was i was pretty good in vegas i mean i had no less than 75 alcoholic beverages in three days but like i thought i was sleeping good i thought i was gonna be good dude all things considered we came home and i mean we'll get into our vegas trip and and why we were in vegas but uh we got home and went wow we were pretty well behaved this weekend all things considered of all the things that we did other than greg dude ken jamino i don't even I don't know if Ken was at my batch party the whole time. It was just Greg, his alter ego. Hammered Greg. I wouldn't say that. Chuckles nervously. I would. And I was at the brunt end of most of Greg's anger. Well, is there a reason why some of that was? Apparently, Greg is the most prominent guy of all time. Punctual. Punctual. Yep. It was like 7 o'clock clockwork for Greg. It was Ken all day, and then right at 7 it was Greg. Like every single night. And he'd just be like, you got to go. Well, when we're making reservations, we're trying to make all these other things happen. We got to keep on time and on pace. Yeah, but how about when after dinner, when you wanted to go into the meat room or the meat basement or whatever? No. Underneath the restaurant that we were in, there was like an aging room. And we had reservations elsewhere. and you were like nope we gotta go into this this meat locker room i had asked about it and they were like yeah we can we can set that up we can make it happen and it was like okay like you don't always get down there because sometimes they got like stuff there's other people that can go down there you could almost say you wouldn't have access yeah oh my so like i was like okay like i've never been gotten to go down there so i was like okay i asked and they said yes so i was like okay i want to make this happen because people say it's really fucking cool down there i think it's one of those things that uh 20 guys don't want to go but but greg did and he did not want to be missing out on on the meat locker storage downstairs did you get to go see it i don't even know because we had to go do this other stuff yeah it was crazy like get you married yeah i i you know what i was gonna say just before we say it i think we leave out who ken got married to as like the surprise but we can talk that ken did get married in las vegas barely i didn't get married greg got married i have the wedding certificate actually in my car says says your name does it actually yeah does it say his full ego or does it say his just ken matthews wow yeah boys so uh we we just got back from vegas for cj bobby lotzer's big bash party he had no idea that it was happening up until Friday the morning that we left. I texted in the group chat the night before, said, hey, everyone show up to the shop tomorrow at nine. I got to show you guys something. So the whole crew knew, except for CJ. We've been planning his batch party for the last month prior to last Friday. So we had 20 guys meeting us in Vegas and CJ didn't know about it until 9 a.m. when he showed up to the shop. Hey, you have five minutes to pack. You know, so I thought while we were filming was your bmw coming back because you go i have a batch party that i have to leave i'll be gone by noon next friday so i'm thinking all right and i run into ryan in the morning i've already got like bobby's outfit on because my fiance your fiance they're all on this bachelorette party for your fiance so i'm thinking dude we're gonna have the boys weekend like we're going hard this weekend so i've got my cowboy hat on i got my total bobby outfit i see ryan like ryan we got to get all the boys on the boat this weekend first thing i say to him like yell it across the drift track at the farm right before we go over here so i'm thinking we're gonna just bang out this short little bit i thought your bmw was gonna come back we were all gonna maybe react to it yep the kid who drove it down that we didn't know handle handle who shout out handle could have stole it but he didn't comes back and we all celebrate you know that's what i was thinking and then you guys just glad that's what you were thinking you got five minutes to pack i'm like oh my gosh it was so exciting it was such an awesome surprise well you know i was going into it so uh the original plan was we were going to go to uh vegas for cj's bachelor party in like september and as cj's best man it was a constant struggle of how do we one-up my bachelor party for cj's because mine too good mine was insane we did it too good as you know shred 80 married a woman on sunday that he met on friday how does it get much crazier than that still his wife yeah his wife well i'll tell you you're about to find out how it gets crazier but uh yeah so i've been like going back and forth of like all right what are all these things that we can do when can we go and uh three weeks ago probably i was just scrolling events of vegas and i found that the ufc fight where conor mcgregor makes his return was in las vegas july 11th crazy I was like, how did I not know this? And so immediately I, like, call Ryan. And I'm like, what are the odds that we, like, impromptu plan CJ's batch party and we go to Vegas July 11th. And I call Mike. I call Ken. And everyone, of course, is like, yeah, we're in. We can do it. We got, like, nothing going on. As long as you're not busy or CJ's not busy, none of us are busy because we run the exact same schedule. We're in. So then I start texting all of CJ's other friends, seeing if everyone's in. Amazingly, everyone was in except for like one or two guys, which was pretty sick. And we put together this batch party like pretty last minute. And then CJ shows up. We tell him we're going to Vegas. We tell him that we are going to the Conor McGregor fight. That was all they told me, though. They wouldn't tell me anything more. And then we tell him, go pack a bag. The jet leaves in 43 minutes or something. You guys were like 25 minutes. It was a quick turnaround. It was a quick turnaround. So we hop on the plane. He thinks we're flying to Vegas. And right before we get to what he thinks is Vegas, we tell him to put the blinds down. Everyone's got the blinds down. We start hitting insane turbulence. I was going to say, I want to talk about this. The turbulence lasted like an hour. That's not going to be on video. And I don't really know if we could have adequately captured CJ's face as we tell him, close all the blinds you don't know where you're going and we hit some of the most aggressive turbulence i've ever experienced like lasted so long holding on to the ceiling everyone everyone buckle up because you literally we would hit them and you would come up out of your seat you'd like grab the the ceiling and so you didn't smack your head where like your stomach dropped it was like a roller coaster ride stomach it was literally like a roller coaster ride and the first five minutes was like this is kind of fun after that i started getting a little bit plain sick i guess you could say yeah i hadn't eaten much all day i was not prepared for all this so it's starting to get to be a little like a lot and then everyone keeps messing with me like we're not going to vegas oh we are no we are going to vegas no we're not i'm like dude i know we're clearly going over mountains right now there's no way we're in vegas by now i thought maybe we were picking up the redneck yeah i thought we were picking up shred 80 so we uh we go through this turbulence for like an hour and the whole time ken and i are in the back going back and forth did you see did you see that i knew something was going on so i'm like okay so something is like about to happen yeah i was actually a little bit bummed i was just like damn like they told me we're going to vegas and going to conor mcgregor fight like that sounded really fun i was like whatever like Colorado will be cool. We were looking into going golfing in Las Vegas, and it was 112 degrees. I'm so glad we didn't do that. I would have blacked out in one hole. Dude, it's so hot that they don't take tee times after 10. 10.30 was the latest tee time I could find in Vegas that week. Yeah, crazy. Golfing at yours was extremely fun, but it was just too hot. Dude, it's too hot. It's too hot. Yeah, so I was like, okay, I want to go golfing. I want to do all these things that CJ enjoys. And so I started looking into it and it was like the same price as like just a straight through flight to just stop along the way somewhere. So the plan was we're going to stop in Aspen, Colorado and go and golf nine holes and then hop back on the plane and then finish the trip out. and uh right before we start landing the turbulence starts hitting and uh and the pilot like whispers back to dalton to whisper to me that we can't land in aspen so they were like planning on landing like at just a surrounding airport meanwhile ken and i are trying to figure out if we're going to make our tea time so we're in the back trying to rebook a tea time going through the craziest turbulence of our life cj is wondering what the hell we're doing so we end up like landing in this like surrounding little town called Eagle, Colorado. And Ken's like making calls to all the surrounding golf courses. Like, do you have any tee times in five minutes? Somehow we miraculously make it happen. And then that's where CJ hops off the plane and realizes what we're doing, thinking that we're getting shred 80. We're like, no, we're just going to golf. And then he was excited. It was fun. Yep. Back at it. And I played really good. You did play. I played good. I think there's something about that altitude or maybe just those rental clubs. I was smacking the shit out of the ball, and it was going straight. Air's thinner. Ball's probably far. Dude, I drove the green on a par four that was, like, pretty fucking far. 400 yards? It was probably what, Ben? Like, maybe 220. Oh, no, it wasn't. It was more than that. It was more than that. It had to be, like, 270. It was Bobby's bash party, though, so I wasn't going to tell him the truth. I skipped up there and rolled. It was probably about 220, 225. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Me and Big Wrench gave up. Once we started getting yelled at for playing too slow, the course lady came over and was like, you can't play in this big of a group. And we're like, all right, our bad. There's people in front of us. There's only six of us here or whatever. Figured it wasn't that big of a deal. And she's like, okay, yeah, you guys go up ahead and just start chipping. And I'm like, there's literally people right there. there on the green like what the fuck am i gonna do i might as well just hit from right here or after they hit dude i hate when golf courses try and do that i get it i get why they do it but it makes you were playing so fucking fast zero sense wouldn't have played any faster when there's a front of us yeah there's uh players in front of you there's players behind you you can't go anywhere yeah and you're locked we figured out it was the people behind us because she said we've had multiple calls about pace of play from your group and i went was it about that group that's in front of us and slowing us down like that's literally physically impossible for us to be playing too slow so the guy's behind us yeah dude golf marshals just need to chill they need to chill it's not that serious yeah bro can you imagine ken this might be your dream job dude you do not have access you need to hurry it up hurry it up you need hit the ball hit the ball no practice swing i get on like the second hole and i get this call from the company that runs like the plane and they're like hey so just letting you know um the airport that you landed in has too short of a runway for you guys to take off in the plane with all of your passengers and the luggage and just kind of ends it there and so i go well what are we gonna do about that thing yeah and she's like well that's what we're trying to figure out right now and i was like yeah what are we gonna do are we leaving our bags here are we leaving some of the passengers and then she's like maybe drive to like a surrounding airport that's bigger and i was like we're kind of like in the middle of like playing golf right now and and like what's the closest airport because we're in the middle of nowhere i'm like where where even are we right now and what's the closest airport and uh she chuckles and then she goes oh sorry sir this is not a laughing matter i'm just so sorry to inconvenience your golf game yeah and i was like i was like oh my god i sound like the biggest like little prick ever i was like no no i don't care about the golf i'm just asking where we are like where are we going yeah like how are we getting out of this place and are are half the people staying are we leaving our luggage or what are we doing and so uh we ended up having to like drive to an airport the plane met us and it was like this whole it was this whole thing but um yeah i was just like chuckling the rest of the day of this lady going so sorry to inconvenience your golf game sir oh my god that might be the biggest asshole thing i've ever heard that she thought i was like yeah she was like what are you talking about like i'm playing golf right now yeah so we get back on the plane we finish out the trip actually into las vegas meet the rest of the boys uh all in their bobby outfits yeah so lit everyone's fired up and then uh yeah we start getting hyped up for the conor mcgregor fight so he's all of our favorite ufc fighters uh ufc fighter which is why we wanted to go to this fight because he hasn't fought in five years i'd venture as far to say as was yeah you don't like him anymore ryan pretty bummed the vibes are rolling conor mcgregor's back there's no way he doesn't lose because he is the go i i was skeptical on the it just you take that many years off and you've just been hanging out fucking cruising around on a yacht and doing all this other fun stuff while all the other guys are fucking training hard and like you know i was skeptical but i didn't want to bet against conor because obviously we wanted to win and it's just more fun when you're riding with the guy you want to win and also if it would have hit we would have had a massive payout if we would have placed that same bet on the same guy it's a very small payout so it was almost not really worth the risk and bet aside there was so many people telling us this is going to be the best fight you ever go to yeah the energy will be unmatched you literally might not ever make it to another fight as awesome as which the energy was unmatched on like the entrance and everything i mean him and patty when they walk in the whole stadium erupts it erupts it's just like you get goosebumps it's crazy and i will say seeing conor mcgregor in person we were on the floor it was the first time i was like holy shit like that's him like that's conor mcgregor like he had that much fucking aura yeah some guys like that are just moving so different but it is a shame what happened but i think uh i don't know there's a lot of there's a lot of rumors saying he was kind of injured going into it i mean when he takes his shoe off when he's about to hop into the ring you can see kind of like i don't know something was wrong with his leg he hobbles hobbled it man you could have heard a pin drop when when they called the fight off yeah i mean it was just like the biggest blue ball ever oh my God. And we were just sitting there like. Yeah, usually, you know, like half the people there want one of the fighters, the other half want the other. Win or lose, half the crowd is erupting, right? Yeah. When Conor McGregor lost. No one was happy. Everyone was just kind of like. Everyone just went silent because everyone in the arena paid to see a fight. They paid to see Conor McGregor fight. They flew here. It was a lot of rigmarole just to get here, you know. Whether you wanted him to win or lose, you still were there for that reason, right? Yeah. It was like the weirdest thing ever. You literally could have heard a pin drop. So we're just sitting here, right? Sorry, Ryan. Yeah, it just took the whole energy out of the stadium. Every single person was bummed. It's just all of us sitting here like this. We're like, holy fuck, what just happened? We just lost 12 grand. Literally, before we could even comprehend what happened, Ken's just like, all right, let's go. Let's go. Yep. Come on. Just get the hell out of here. Let's go. Let's get the fuck out of here. We're like, Ken, let's at least wait for them to get out of the ring. Well, first of all, Ken, we needed to get our money's worth out of that arena. We paid for those seats whether we were going to be the last ones there or not. I mean, it's like, what are you going to do, stand around and sit there? I mean, I don't know. That is not what we want to do. Yeah, I didn't know if I'd ever probably have that good of seats again at a UFC fight. And how funny was it that we ended up getting sat right next to the muscle? Yeah, that was funny. The muscle from the Diesel Brothers. That was kind of funny. Yeah, crazy coincidence. So there was a group of us. We ended up watching the fight in the penthouse. But first, it took us a whole program just to get to the penthouse. Oh, really? What happened? Well, we would have assumed that you could watch this fight somewhere. A sports book, a bar. Everywhere. We thought anywhere was going to have the fight. And it was hot in Vegas, like we've said. we spent at least an hour running around going to different casinos going to different uh bars and the like two places that had it obviously were so full you couldn't get in so i'm watching like all the undercards on my phone and i'm getting there were some good fights yeah earlier and then we finally end up back at the room finally get it on a laptop we're all huddled around it and then it was electric when mcgregor comes out not probably as electric as what you guys saw but we were fired up and yeah same thing oh my god but everything we just went through to watch this and it's done yeah what happened to the build-up yeah that it that's what made it worse is the build-up right here's the ultimate blue ball it was the craziest build-up to the biggest letdown i remember this screen grab this kind of sums it up but just a thousand yard stare dude our buddy david suda had probably what he i think he had like five different parlays going and it would have cashed big if conor mcgregor would have won it was the last leg of all of his parlays he hit every single other leg other than the conor mcgregor one yeah it was it was crazy he was saying he wishes he would have just done them individually because then he would have at least come out with something yeah oh for sure yeah dude watching the fight in person was so obviously so much different than watching on tv but it went so fast obviously the last two fights went even faster so it probably cut the whole event down by an hour but it was so fast but like when we watch the fights here you know we will have all the guys over it's kind of like a full night you know and it was just it felt like just boom it was over like the whole event it went so fast no it did i was trying to go into it like as sober as possible to remember yeah every moment of it too. Do you remember it, Ken? Oh, absolutely, yeah. Well, it was just like at the end of it, it was like, okay, well, this was pointless. All the money we put on the sports, it was like, okay, let's get back to the casino. Oh, you want to know something, though? This is pointless. Let's get out of here. We might have lost our money on the Conor bet, but, Ben, the 10K you gave me at the beginning? Yeah? That's your money back. Hey! I came out good. I came out good. I think there's some kind of luck if you're the bachelor when you go to vegas because ben won big when we went on his and i won big this time so yeah let go you have that extra luck he loaned me 10k because obviously i wasn rolling around with cash before we went and yeah all your money back right there nice and some and no no oh no no more just okay just just okay on the dot so you put up some money expecting a little interest but yeah just happy enough to get it back right okay that makes sense that makes sense what else happened that was legendary slap was lit dude power slap in person it's hard to compare to the ufc the vibe in there the atmosphere in there was insane it was fast paced it was fast paced crazy great music the coolest people it was the craziest grouping of people so you had um streamers like neon for example who's popping right now in the streaming world and then you had fighters like ryan garcia walking around with his belt on and sunglasses security guards he's the only guy back there with security but watch this dude dana i was taking this video of him and i swear he looks at me i was wondering why you're taking a fucking video yeah watch him he does he was like why is this guy videoing me do i need to get him out of here Hey, CJ, pop up the video of Ryan Garcia's security. It wasn't so electric. Shout out to you, man. That was so fun. There was, like, TV celebs in there. There's a lot of people in there that were cool. I had never watched a full, like, fight, really. I see tons of clips of it, but to see it from start to finish was so lit. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah. I see so many clips of power slap. It was actually weird seeing the whole program go down. I didn't realize this, but when they flinch, you just have to get slapped again. You know, like the two for flinching rule? Like, just a full-blown slap, and they kind of go like this, and then they're like, oh, do it again. I'm trying to find when the security guard. Holy shit. Oh, Spenny loves this moment. Spenny loves this. This is the highlight of my trip for me. Dude, when Ryan Garcia came in, he had this posse around him. You turn back, and you look. He's got his belt, and you're like, damn. Like, he really is the guy. Rolling so tough. Rolling so tough. He's just rolling around, belt on his shoulder. So he's coming through again. We're like watching. We kind of get out of his way and his security's way. This one guy did not want to get out of the way. Watch this. Hey, guys, got the fastest hands. Fastest hands. Boom. What the fuck? Who is this guy? All right, who is that guy? What the fuck? That was just a random guy. I want to know who he is. Who is that guy? They just bumped shoulders, and it pissed both of them off. Ken, we got to figure out who that guy is. Just show it to me once we're done with this, but I can figure it out. Yeah, we should maybe double check. See who he is. Let's see who he is. I didn't get tickets on the floor, so I was in the balcony with Shreds. And the whole time, Shreds is just trying to scream at people on the floor to get their attention. I was like, this is so fucking embarrassing. Theo, Theo Vaughn. He turns and looks. Yeah, power slap in person. Very, very cool. I mean, it was just a fun time. The guy's face after was insane. You got a picture with him, right? Yeah. I got a picture. I got a better picture of him and Dalton. Half of his face was small. Look what his face looked like. Oh, my. That's insane because this guy took five slaps because they did five full rounds. Neither guys got knocked out. Holy shit, dude. And then they went to decision. Most of them just, it was two slaps max. It doesn't look like it was. A lot were just one slap, though. The one guy, he took like three slaps, and then the other guy just backed out. Yeah, that was crazy. Yeah, basically what happened is that guy kept flinching, and then it was the other guy's turn. And I don't know, he got pissed, dude, because I don't know what the fuck happened, but the crowd started booing him. And I think he knew, he was like, I'm going to get fucking knocked out. Everyone already wants me to get knocked out now. But yeah, he flicked off the crowd. It was crazy. Yeah, dude, I'm surprised that they ended with the women slapping. I think what they did is, no offense to the women slappers, but I think maybe they just, they were like, we'll just do the men first, just because everyone's kind of there during that time, and they make it the hardest, because the women don't really knock each other out. Right, that's what I was mostly surprised about. Like, you'd think that they would want to end with, like, the craziest knockout. Yeah, that's true. I think they just give the people right to the peak action right away. Right to the men. i talked to this guy i went up and i was like yo like dude you're you're fucking insane and what's your training regimen and like how do you not get knocked out i was kind of drunk but i'm pretty sure he said something about his neck like he does like neck exercises but then other than that he's like you gotta just believe that you're not gonna get knocked out that's a huck and pray he's like dude you just have to like is that is that true at all like does that have any I mean, he's getting slapped for his job. He's proving it right now. But, yeah, I don't know if that's really how it works, but I'm sure it helps. I'm sure it helps. Shred 80s. That slap is harder than I'd like it to be. Dude, Shreds could eat all that shit, dude. He could. Yeah, he could eat that, no problem. Ev thought that he could be pretty good at it. Do you still think that after seeing it, that you could eat it pretty good? I think Ev would be. Because Ev was like, I've taken harder shots from Cousin Joe. Not against those guys, but I feel like when we were talking amongst our crew, I was like, whoever wants to run it, I'm down, I think was more my theory. Not going against professionals, I don't think that would be a good idea. Would you run against Shreds? Yeah, probably. You think you could hold your own? I mean, he's a big dude. I mean, I'd give, yeah. Would you take Shreds or Cousin Joe? If you were to, if you had to go up. Cousin Joe against Shreds, Cousin Joe would blow his fucking head off. I know that for a fact. It's Evan's cousin. He's built crazier than Ev. Yeah. But Ev grew up fighting him. That's probably why you're so tough. Losing usually, but... He's that built, huh? Dude, he got a belt from the bar. Oh, like a championship belt? Championship belt, yeah, yeah. Just beat the fuck out of so many people. And what's the belt say? Bar fight champion to the Lord. And he's holding the title. I don't think he actually wants to have the title. I think he's like, this isn't good. Now I got a target. Yeah. It's like Wayne from Letterkenny. If you think you're the toughest guy in town, you've got to fight the guy who thinks he's the toughest guy in town, and whoever wins is the toughest guy in town. He doesn't actually want that. It's just things happen. So is he trying to give the belt up or get somebody else to? I don't think he wants to lose the belt. I just don't think he wants to have to defend the belt. Okay, all right. It's a position to be in. Yes, because you know there's some guy out there coming for the belt. Dude, I was cracking up when Strat 80 finally did make it down onto the floor of Power Slap, and then Ryan Garcia walks right by us, and he kind of double-takes him. He's like, dude, he's not that big. I think I could take him. I'm like, first of all, why do you say things like that? And second of all, no, you can't. I'm like, he'd have you punched five times before you even blinked your eyes. He'd have to click his hands. Yeah. It was hilarious watching him to do everything he could possibly to get down on that. How did you guys end up getting down there? He made it, though. I don't know who he talked to or what he did, but he somehow convinced somebody to let him on the floor. I think you guys just walked in like you knew. No, no, we tried that, and then they were like, nope, you don't have the wristband. Get out of here. And then by the time he made it down, he made so many friends at Jake Paul's that he was just like, everyone was loving him. A lot of people were going up to him. A lot of people were recognizing him. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's just a very outgoing guy. So is Spenny. like you you two are just both good at making friends or just talking to anyone you know yeah especially in like a group like that it's like it's mostly like i don't know i don't know if i'd say like intimidating but you don't want to be that guy that's like walking up and just be like dude i'm such a big fan and this and that when the reality of it is like people don't care you know people want to say what's up to everyone but it's like yeah in an environment like that it's Like, I don't want to be, like, overbearing of, like, you know. I only did it to one guy, and it was Tarzan. I was like, yo, I got to get a picture with this guy. You know who Tarzan is? Now, that's a guy we don't need his contact to. Actually, after I walked away, I was like, fuck, why did I get his contact? Why are you, like, he's in videos getting reptiles and shit. Insane shit. Insane shit. Like snakes and stuff. Oh, my God, dude. I'll just pull up a short video of him. Amazon jungle. He's been around a long time, dude. He's. Doesn't he, like, swing from, like, behind you? and stuff too? No, I think you're thinking of the real stars. Well, then the name would make sense. Like, bro! That's a cobra? Yeah, dude. He does insane shit. He's not afraid of anything. With animals like this. A little scratch on the back. You should see it. He'll go up against them and be eyeballing them, and when they go to strike, he'll move and grab them. Where's this guy from? I don't know. I think maybe Miami. Dude, that is so fun. Taming a king cobra. Oh, I hate everything about this. That thing is huge. He's barefoot out there. When he catches them, though, it's actually insane. So anyways, I had to go up to him and be like, yo, I got to get picked. Oh, my. Like, he's 1v1 in this snake right now. Has he ever gotten bit? He had to. I'm sure. The only thing I regret is not telling him, yo, we got to do some YouTube stuff together. 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Trying to. It's because their girls watch the shows. I had to get a picture to send this in. He's got 1.4 on Instagram. Dude, Ryan looks like... I'm pretty proud of that one. I had to throw it up on the story. Buddy Caleb looks like shit. Yeah, I stored it. On Insta? No, on Snapchat. There was so many people in there. You should Insta story that. You should just post it and say, look smogged. the only person that cj got a picture with like i didn't i don't know who tarzan is and then cj's brother jake he was that was really interesting bring him into that situation he's like i didn't really know who anyone is but i had to get a picture with aldo and aldo's a legend like funny ass dude on uh instagram and tiktok but you didn't you've never seen aldo never so everyone got a pick with their idol right right yeah i gotta pick i gotta pick with that bar i guess There was other people there, but... Dude, you know actually who I met? Not there, but just later at one of the dayclubs that we were at. Have you guys ever seen Real Lives of Mormon Wives? Yeah, I heard about this. What the hell? Yeah. No. No? Remember how I've talked about it, how crazy that show is, and it's just another reality TV show, but the Mormons are... It's crazy because it's the Mormons. The clips from that are kind of crazy. Well, there was this chick that was married, and then they got a divorce, and And she started dating this guy. And it was this huge thing. And I only knew about it because of Greta. Greta was all invested in it. And when we were at Power Slap, I saw this chick that got divorced boyfriend. So I told Greta. I was like, oh, guess who I saw at Power Slap? The boyfriend of whatever her name is. And she was like, oh, my God, no way. Was so-and-so there? Like her husband. And I was like, no, but that would have been crazy if her boyfriend and husband were there. and she's like oh that would have been insane well we're at this club uh the day club on sunday and i see this guy and he's standing there alone and i go up to him i'm like yo are you from mormon wives and he was like yeah how's it going and i was like dude i gotta send my fiance a photo she she was just asking me about you and he was like yeah right on let's do it he was like what are you guys doing i was like oh we're like here filming a youtube video for for my buddy's bash party because he like saw us up at like the with the djs filming and um he's like oh let me let me get up in there he was like let me let me get on like the camera and i was like ah man i don't know where he where he went and he's running around here somewhere because jack was running running with the camera oh yeah he was trying to get in the video he was i was like ah man i don't i don't man nice nice guy super nice guy but that's funny yeah so you know everyone got a little reality tv show star love i grabbed a pic with dino super cross rider well he knew who you were yeah dino yeah i'm sure he did he goes oh he did he actually did i didn't expect everybody knows who you are yeah but i didn't expect that because i didn't know that he knew me and then after that spenny immediately called his mother to tell her you did how excited he was mom you're not gonna believe Who knows who I am? Dino. She goes, Dean Wilson. Yeah, really? Yeah, really. She actually didn't believe me. She legit didn't believe me. That's lit. Bro, you all mean viral clips you've had? Of course he knows who you are. True, but I just didn't expect that, though. Same for Evan. Same for Evan. I mean, all those guys know who you two are. Ev. It was fun, too. We ran into Colby Raha. Yeah, Ev got a meeting. And he's on. Pretty much the whole weekend. What? Coltrane? what's his last name actually steiner i believe i think it is steiner yeah either way he's funny dude yeah dude it would i was trying to get a picture with the dude from love island and then he was talking to colby and so i was waiting and then evan's like let's go over there and i was like i'm i'm trying to get a picture and he's he looks at me and goes don't and i was like why and then he's just like cheeto cheeto okay yeah well i think we should be taking pictures right And then I was like, why? And he's like, it's just don't go ask Raha for a pic. And I was like, I'm not asking Raha for a pic. Then I got a pic with him, and then we parted ways. I look across the room, and Evan's taking a picture with Raha. But at that point, you've been bro-ing down with him. He actually asked for the – or he – well, no, but he's like, oh, we got to grab a pic. And then I'm like, all right. Even better. Then we, like, both took the same pic. But then Evan and Raha hung out, like, the rest of the night. It was awesome. the rest of the next day and the next day brought him to the penthouse that was cool yeah it was cool having him there dude and then coming off of that weekend like i feel like shit i think you guys feel like shit my voice is jumping like 350 feet yesterday oh yeah i saw that or 305 or 350 whatever just absolutely sending it i'm like yeah he's built wasn't wasn't he saying he's trying to get to like 400 or something crazy like that yeah ken how you doing you get that fresh marriage glow have you talked to your wife at all since getting home no I haven't I haven't talked to him Ken what were your thoughts on the night we went to that your favorite steakhouse or whatever and shreds threw up on the plate what were your thoughts on that what were your thoughts on that it's just something that he does of course he just makes a scene out of it he hates seafood and we're in like this super nice restaurant. It's like a back room. They're waiting on us. Peter Luger's, yeah. So that waitress behind almost threw up because Gavin threw up. Yeah, I felt so bad she was in there. I felt so bad she was in there for that. She was also the one that Ken was barking at. Get us the chef. We want to meet the chef. Bring us to the freezer room downstairs. We want to meet the chef. It was not like that. Watch this, though. As soon as Ken gets drunk, he is so entitled. It was not like that. Bring us to the chef. Don't bring him to us. Dude, I will say this. Gav did, he did warn us. He said, I might throw up. I told Dave, I was like, that's an oyster. He's going to puke, bro. Dude, so I've really never ripped oysters before. So Ryan gave me the run through. He, I don't know, put Tabasco and he jazzed it all up for me. And he's like, yeah, no, just slurp it. It was like stuck. I swear it was like stuck in the shell. So I sucked really hard. Literally inhaled the oyster at the speed of light with like Tabasco sauce and shit on it. And I almost, I was fine with the taste, but just the fact that it like went into my lungs. I also almost exploded. It went down, back up into my mouth, and then I ate it. Dude. I'm having trouble getting behind the oyster hype still. I didn't have one. I'll have one. They are good. For the record, they are good. But like I toss it back and then slice my lip on the shell. uh i'm like yeah this is not for me i hot dog would never do that i want like i genuinely like a hot dog would never slice like i like crab like lobster shrimp fucking whatever fish from there you know but dude what was fun though was just everyone coming up to us the whole time like there was just something about our group that was like you'd kind of see us come in and i mean half of us have cowboy hats on i don't know there's like a camera like all this stuff people would like come up and be like i gotta ask like what what's going on here like who are you and of course spenny chime in like this is bobby he just sold 30 head of buffalo like you just start and then people like wow congratulations like what's going on we're celebrating taking out all my ranch hands and employees this is a fancy time taking everyone out oh my gosh that's so nice of you look at this video i have of this random lady that came in and just literally says our group had so much going on that she had to meet us Literally Right when we walked into the restaurant Bobby. Bobby's Buffaloes. You never eat. You own a big ranch at Jacksonville. I don't want you to get pictures. Yeah, it's insane. Bobby's Buffaloes. Yeah, it's Bobby's Buffaloes. Bobby's Buffaloes. Bobby's Buffaloes. Look at all the hats. I'm at the head of the table. Not really saying much. Bobby's a man of few words. You want a picture? Sure. You want to talk to Bobby, you go through all of his boys. Oh, it was fun. It was so fun. fun dude everyone kept calling me bobby all weekend long too because like because you guys would have it that was your name when we like we'd roll into wherever it would have like a picture of me up on the screen bobby lotser bobby lotser like batch party or whatever the hell it would be so then like the waitress would be like bobby do you need another drink like it's just funny to me were people getting confused like were you introducing yourself as bobby that's the issue though is like i'd be at like a table minding my own business just myself i was going you know i'm cj this that and then uh you guys start coming up and calling me bobby and it was just funny because like i had explained to them they're like oh my name's cj too they go yeah yeah so then you guys they would say that too was it no no no no no this one guy's name was cj this is the only only one is his name was cj my name's cj i go hey my name's cj too hey yeah we dap up we kind of bond we're chatting kind of buddies, then you guys are coming up and just calling me Bobby. And the guy was probably just like, did you just lie to me? For no reason? I've been dealing with this shit for years. Ken introduces himself as CJ. And then we go up and blow his cover and call him Ken. That's not the reason. How about both days that we went to the pools? Shred 80, tidal waves. Random. Random strangers. That was awesome. Yeah, Gav is, like, super easy to convince to do things, and Evan thinks that it's funny to tell him to do a belly flop. All I got to do is take my phone out and say, do it. He just rips. And not even just, like, randoms. Like, people that have, like, spent good money for a table, and they got, like, their girlfriends with them, and they're all done up at the pool, and they're not really swimming. They're not there to swim. They're there to just drink and eat the food and just be at the pool. Yeah, well, they become a part of it when Shred sends a tidal wave on them. Yeah, good times, guys. Good times. Thanks again. I can't say thanks enough. I mean, you guys did it so big. You almost hit the fucking edge. There's a pencil holder in the background. Oh, my God. Yeah, get a zoom on that. Good eye. You really are always looking for a hinder, huh? You guys just did it so big, and I really appreciate it. You guys went above and beyond. We didn't even have to go this hard, but we did. We did. And it was super memorable. You only get married once, so you might as well do a big. Yeah, we did a big, bro. So I appreciate all you guys, especially everyone coming. It was just so much fun. Legendary weekend. I got some funny clips of the marriage. You don't see what's going on, but there's just some funny bits of you guys up on the pedestal thing. The buildup before the bride walked in was straight up comedy. I mean, like, I've just never seen anything like it. Well, Mike, there's only so much you can control, you know, in a scenario like this. And Ken being uncontrollable. Ken being absolutely unhinged, hammered. It's kind of like I met this girl at 7 o'clock and we're getting married at 10. So I was like, oh, you know, you know, I want to celebrate a little white chapel. and i didn't see her in between seven o'clock and ten so yeah you were fucking dying bro how about how about elvis just just waiting this one out yeah we like we really went over our limit the amount of times that ken pushed gavin but i do love that the elvis guy really how you doing he's like great you guys made me famous yeah that was pretty cool yeah that was that was pretty cool elvis had seen the first time that we were there yeah he watched the video he's from like this area really which is crazy or something like that like what a small world they've been they've been running marriages there for a long time but you ever do you remember the viva la bam episode when rab gets married to like the russian mail order they did it there same exact spot really same exact spot and that was in like 2003 i would not have remembered that but as soon as you say that same exact spot and then veto's there and he's like no i objected he's like trying to stop it so ken are you pretty happy about this or i think it felt a little forced on your end on my side by you by you no no rush did you feel like i think it just felt a little forced considering i met her that night and then this is how i know that you were hammering you don't remember anything bro this isn't i've never seen you that in love or fucking or make make out with uh somebody that you were much grabbing her ass kissing and when you guys find out who this lady is out making out every chance i think it just felt a little forced considering the last one they had actually met a couple days ahead of time and they had had you act but here's the thing you act like you you didn't know who she was and what she was about before that i just i so here's the thing ken you didn't have to be doing all this shit you were doing and why why did i have to do it you would have just had to have played it out you would have just had to have played it out you could have stood up there and gave her a peck but instead you guys were and what's the reason why i had to marry her Well, it was a prank on somebody. Because I lost a bet. Yeah, but Ken, you didn't have to. And the bet is now cleared. I took this as far as I could, and the bet is now cleared. Oh, Ken, you took it way farther than you were supposed to. And I took it as far as I could. You took it and you ran with it, which I respect, Ken. You did a great job. I respect that you. That bet is cleared. Well, you fully committed to the bet, Ken. That was insane, bro. I've actually never seen more commitment to a bet on the channel. Yeah, I haven't either. I mean, she was loving it, too. All right. Oh, yeah. We're going to do. Could you hold the mic? No, thank you. Oh, my God. We're going to do a blur here on who it is. But I would just like to summarize. This is the moment that Ken sees who it is. Oh, baby. I love this. This is at 17 seconds in the video. I love this. Jaw drop. This is at 17 seconds in the video. Then he walks up, immediately gives her a hug. There's a question if there could be a kiss in the pan. 13 seconds later at 30 they are kissing 13 seconds and they kissed but Ken you just met her holy crap you can be like it was forced it wasn't planned bro you kissed her 15 seconds into knowing her it's kind of expected that was not expected what if I just be like no I'll just say from my point of view, it wasn't because I actually didn't expect. I was like, oh, my gosh. I wonder if they're actually going to kiss when it's like you may now kiss the bride. Right. That was me. I was wondering if they were going to kiss one time. Yeah. I saw you do it. I saw you do it five seconds after she walked in. And I was like, this is going to be interesting. Yeah. No, I agree, Mike. And you didn't know about you didn't know what was happening. So first thought in my head was like, this is crazy. Are they actually going to kiss? What was your reaction when you found out who it was? I've never been so entertained. I've never been so entertained, especially because I genuinely didn't know. Even when we were getting on the Sprinter van and Jack shows me that he's like, just got the ring, found it on Marketplace. I'm like, I didn't want to ask questions. I'm like, I don't even know who that's for. No idea. That's how you know it's about to be a good night. It was so entertaining. So good. Yeah, I'm excited. for it to go live. It'll go live this Thursday. You guys will get all the answers. We don't want to say it because it's so good. It's so crazy. It's so unexpected. So unexpected. Ken's known of this woman. He's dreamed of this moment for a long time. That's why he kissed her right away. 15 seconds in. 15 seconds in. And then didn't stop for how many hours? The rest of the night. 7, 8 hours? The rest of the night. I mean, it was a good two. Two what? It was two hours when he wasn't kissing her the whole time. Before she went back to her room. Gosh, I'm jealous of you, Ken, for being able to be that drunk and still remember things. Same for Evan. The other night... It was, Mike, I mean, he says that it was two hours. Wow. It was actually eight. So, he does not remember it. That was from, like, what, seven at night till two in the morning? It was at 6 to 3. No. No. I mean, let's be realistic here then. Sorry if I see Mike, but no. That was at like 6.30. It was 6 to 2. We go to dinner at 7, and then the marriage is what, 9, 10 o'clock. Yeah, the marriage is. We get out of there at 11. Sorry if I get a mic here, but. No, it was 6 to 2. Minus an hour and a half. It was 6 to 2. I walked her out, Ken. Which was very un-gentlemanlike of you. to not walk your wife out, Ken. Well, so is not speaking to her after getting married to her. I don't like that extra number. You should get that, Ken. When's the honeymoon? We're not doing a honeymoon. You're not? No. You don't want to do your own video doing a honeymoon? No, I'm not doing a honeymoon. We'll send you a why. I'm not doing a honeymoon. Bit's over. That's true. Yeah, does your wife know this? Bit is 100% over. I think the people are going to want to see more, Ken. We'll see. We'll see. Ken, I hate to tell you this, but I think you might have made it too legendary in your own doings for it to just be over. The bit is done. The bet is cleared. We're all out of here. We're all out of here, baby. We're all out of here. That's what he told her when she asked if she was moving in with him. Yeah, Ken met his idol at the UFC fights, too. You know, everyone met somebody that they had to get a pick with. And we were just walking out of the UFC fights. We were waiting for someone to come out of the bathroom, part of our crew. And I look over and I see Nick Shirley, the guy that's, like, exposed all the Minnesota government fraud and, like, the daycare fraud, just walking by us. And I was like, yo, what's up, dude? And he stops and he's like, hey, how's it going? And I was like, thanks for doing what you did for Minnesota. And he's like, yeah, no problem. You guys live there? and we're like yeah we got a youtube channel cboys tv and he's like oh nice dude you guys have been doing it forever knew of it and um ken walks up we go ken check out who it is nick shirley and ken goes his jaw drops and he's like dude dude dude you did a double you go oh my god no he was he was mid he was mid come on we gotta go as we were talking to him we go ken that's nick shirley goes jaw dropped we were talking to him and if and if this is this is nick and this is cj he's like guys guys we gotta go and he's standing right there well that was pretty much what we can tell you we don't want to spoil the video there's still so much like that we left out for the sake of the video that was just kind of the very surface level of it so you guys have to tune in watch it. I don't even know what it looks like yet because it's not done being edited, but I just hope I don't look too drunk. Thanks again, guys. Really appreciate it. Of course, bro. Same. And you guys were saying, we gotta wait until the next batch. We gotta have a little break. We don't have to do it in Vegas. We can do it somewhere else. I mean, somebody's gotta get married, I guess, to go on another batch. There's nothing. We got Ken out of You're straight up, Ken's out of the way. All right, Ryan, you're up next. Last one. It's still Ryan, Spenny, Evan. After the badge party? Jack. Fuck it, we'd run one for Dalton. We do need to make a Vegas trip in November. Dude, I actually... That might be too soon. That might be too soon. I'm good for a year. Allegedly, a vehicle will be complete in November. So, Evan, how does it feel to be an uncle? Sick. Evan is now an uncle. he looks over at me at the day club tears tears in his eyes in his eyes well it's like i knew it was happening and i just thought it was cool and then i'm sitting there and i was like i'm either hammered or this one's hitting but i have my sunglasses on but i just like saw the picture of like my family with the baby and i just like started crying i was like shit really cool evan's gonna be a great uncle especially with cousin joe you and cousin joe So if any guy messes with that girl, they are actually dead. They're done. They're done. You can bury it in the Nimagi. Yeah. Sorry. I'm just kidding. Dude, it was crazy because, like, you know, that's a big deal. He's fully taking it in. Baby's born. You're now an uncle. Jack goes, I'm an uncle to 11 kids. I'm like, holy shit. Sorry to steal your thunder out. Yeah. It's crazy. I don't think you did. I feel good anyways. Ryan I'm gonna shoot you An airdrop You run it and then we'll Talk about it Hey no peeking CJ No peeking This is actually so funny Alright so Who was all hanging out that night Spenny We had a crew So I think that was when Was that when Taylor and Lil Z and Levi were in town Yes Yeah I think so yeah And we weren't really doing anything at the shop We were kind of just hanging out Maybe we had just finished ripping peddors or something. Was it Levi? He wanted to try out the new barbecue burnout bites. Yeah. Yeah. And you saw the vending machine full of them. And we thought the vending machine looks pretty big. The crane game looks pretty big, you know? Big? Like large. Like the insides of it? Large area inside of it, yeah. There we go. Oh. Oh, my gosh. And why is this happening, Evan? Why is Benny stuck in a claw machine? He's like a little kid that climbed in. Climbed in to try and get his treats out. hello evan why is he stuck in the machine dude so what happened is we just damn we just thought it would be funny to get a pick of spenny in the machine but the door just kept like coming open when when it wasn't locked it would just that started fiddling with the with the lever to close it and he fiddled it and like pushed it in and locked it and it had never been locked before and I was inside. Oh, fuck. And, dude, it was so hot inside that little box because there's no air really escaping. Like, you're just in there. We'll have to get the clip from Dalton. Dalton has the clip where I realized I locked it where I'm just, like, trying to get the door to stay shut. And all of a sudden it goes click. And I go, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. And immediately I start looking for the key, like, on top of the machine, digging around. I can't find the key. And I'm like, well, Jack's got to know where the key is. Hey, Jack. No, I think we called Big Ranch. We called Big Ranch first, and we were like, Big Ranch, you need to come over here and help us get out. Come to save us. You can't. Like, I'm stuck in there. I had my phone, and it was at, like, 2%, so I was going to get bored really soon. You could have passed it out. When I was like, how do we get this machine open without breaking it? Because we don't, you know, the obvious, you know, you could break it, but, like, is there a safe way to break into the machine? But I called Jack, and I go, Jack, do you have any idea possibly where that key is for the crane game? He goes, oh, yeah, it's in my car. Oh, my gosh. So then what? He was in Fargo. He had to drive all the way from Fargo? Now he was driving through. He was already driving through. Hold on. No. So you were in there for an hour? 45 minutes at least. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's like 10 p.m. That's the funny part. At least 45 minutes. And, dude, it was so hot. I had no water. Actually, the boys. Why didn't they just give you water? Why didn't they give you any? Well, they did. They stuck their hand up through the thing and, like, threw it up, and I finally got it. I was in there for a while. Well, I mean, yeah. What was I going to do? I was in there whether I liked it or not. The keys are now draped over the top for everyone to see. So if you get locked in the claw machine, you can haul it at a buddy. Hopefully nobody just crawls in there and gets locked in. We wanted burnout bikes. I couldn't help myself. Shout out, Flair. Did you think you were spending the night there? I thought I was going to be in there for a little bit longer than I was. break it dude yeah we just there's so much shenanigans when found a cat when a cat oh yeah you guys found a cat yeah so what's up with that so now we got a shop cat where where's been housing it been housing it for now i took it to the sydney took it to the vet actually sick dude it's actually a cool little super nice kitten super nice is it okay like yeah so at first week or what pretty Yeah, it was pretty small, pretty hungry. So it was in the megaphone Corvette. Like, we saw it pop down. In the Corvette? And then we chased after it, and it, like, popped back up into the Corvette somehow. Inside. Underneath. Underneath. It was, like, going up into it, though. And then it popped out, and I think Levi chased it down, scooped it with his hat, and it was freaking out. Like, hissing, trying to bite us, scratching us. fighting for its life fighting for its life yeah and then we got it inside the shop put it in a little box and uh and then little z like it was freaking out so we just left it for a little bit and then we come into the shop and little z had it in his arm and he was just petting it and i was like dude how did you just tame this thing like it just tried to kill us now that's that's probably the best way to go about it yeah and then now it's just fully tamed now it just like meows and it just wants to get pet and cuddle but it had like ticks and stuff on it so we cleaned them all off and uh gave it some food gave it some water and hopefully it's going to be a a shop cat yeah i think i think it'll be good it's pretty easy to train when they're that small um but yeah much mice around here no but i mean yeah but having a cat just keeps we got some there's like a mouse deterrent thing but if you have a cat just catches all of them yeah and the grinch said that he moved the mega truck the other day like the world's longest and he said that there was probably like 150 oh yeah within the last month i went into something and it was just crawling and i can't the water truck i went into that was another one mike's water truck was insane was it the limo i think it was the limo for me oh yeah the limo yeah maybe it was i went in there and grabbed some things and you just tell there's just nests everywhere but that one's different like that limo's like straight up out in the middle of the field so i mean it's pretty much dude imagine what Imagine what those mice are thinking now. They're like looking at the fall. How do we get down? They were in the limo and now they're just up on a pole. Yeah, they're like, wow. Oh, shit. It's good bird food, dude. The eagles probably love it. Dude, I never see any birds actually fly into the vehicles. Or even sitting on them. Never. Sit on it. They don't fly. Maybe because they're so unstable, they just know better. They can feel it. They can feel it. Or they're like, this is so weird. A lot of wind. I think it's like in the open, like a lot of times I get trees like covered by other trees. Like that limo's in the middle of the wind. Yeah. Fuck me. Dude, I just, I wish, I wish I, I want that limo to fall, but it's just so sturdy. It made it through all those storms. It's not going down, dude. It's not going anywhere. Like, yeah, there was literally a fucking tornado that came through. Tornado came through. I mean, granted. Dude, how about that tornado? Yeah, there was a tornado that hit probably what, 25 miles from here? ripped the roofs off of some of these places like our buddy jeff's grandma's place dude that was that was just so sad luckily jeff's a roofer so he was like literally him and his crew were fixing it the next day but shout out far more construction uh so i went over there we had that tornado and it was like it was like five miles as a crow flies north of my house so i was kind of a little bit nervous i was like shit i hope my house is okay which i wasn't there was close wasn't it what do think about it it was close and so i went over there when my house was fine i called him and i was like hey you're on floyd like is your place okay and he was like dude i don't know i'm currently flying down highway 10 right now like trying to get there and so i race over from my house and it was the weirdest thing dude like probably a lot of people have experienced tornado before but that was like my first time ever seeing it weird as shit you're driving and it's like everything is fine there isn't even branches down on the road and then it's just all of a sudden every tree knocked and every like the grass is ripped up every building in his way is all torn up it was so sad Pulled back in his neighborhood It looked like a fucking war zone His grandpa got like a bunch of classic cars like C3 Corvette And the roof came off the building and went into a field. And then a one wall fell out. And then his, like, filing cabinet, like, leverac stuff, fell. And then, like, hit this really small vehicle. And it was enough to push it off to the side and not hit the vet. pretty crazy wow so the vet was fine 100 fine other than being soaked wow that's crazy yeah so yeah like what does the cleanup of that look like afterwards like i've i've seen a bunch of different businesses in the community like sending their workers out to go and help clean that but like are they still cleaning it up like like how long does something like that take randy was out there because he was helping jeff with the insurance stuff and like he said it was impressive Well, like literally every tree in that half mile span is basically gone. Yeah. So like all these big old trees they got to clean up plus the houses. But, dude, I never realized, like, literally look around this room and imagine if it just rained in this room. How much of a fucking mess it would be. Just like everything that you think you don't even care about, like that picture of Ken and that mom. And then you just see it all soaked and ruined and you're like, damn. Just basically turns everything garbage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, if once it gets wet, you're kind of fucked. Peeling his grandpa's war medals out of literal rubble was just so sad. It was so sad. But, I mean, his family was in pretty good spirits, and, like, they obviously all rallied and put his roof back together and sealed it up. Dude, I've seen photos of, like, boats that, like, traveled across the lake, like, surf boats upside down. Yeah. Just, like, in another guy's yard. The helicopter footage after the next day just looked insane. You could just go up and down this beach, and everything is just everywhere in the water. Yeah, it doesn't really surprise me when a pontoon flips over, but you throw around an 8,000-pound surf boat, and that shit's upside down in a yard. That says something. That's a lot of power. Driving out. Last thing I was saying, I'm driving out that night, and it's just like there's power lines down. I'm like literally driving over down power lines and like down in the ditch to go around trees. And I'm driving out and there's three little kids all under the age of 10 and their mom. They're standing with their suitcases. Their house is all destroyed. And they're standing there with their suitcases and the little girls like crying into her blanket. And they do that. That hit. It's like it was so sad. Yeah. And I love a good storm. And now I'm just like, damn. Yeah, it is crazy. You didn't think something like that really happens around here. It's very rare. I mean, the last time something like that's happened this close is like 2012. Yeah. There you go, Ken. We've been saying that you're going a little hard on the hail. Yeah. The storm was due to hit. Yeah. And that one was crazy. Never be too careful. Yeah. So what's this about? I was going to ask if you guys seen this in local news. I did see this. Bapple season? First of all, it must be bapple season again, bush light apple. and this 20 year old kid got pulled over with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 cases of Bush Light Apple. Bro, that dude would have been sick of that shit anyways by the time he got to case number 3. I bet he had a lot of friends. Yeah, apparently he must have been going to a party or something. Probably a hell of a party. Actually, it's a bummer. So the cops seized it, huh? Yeah, they seized all his bevel. That's funny. But I don't know if he bought it with a fake or if he had someone buy it. Like back in my day, we didn't have fakes, so you had to pay someone to buy it. And bro, Case of Bush Light was like $30. They were upcharging that shit, but you didn't know. You couldn't go in the liquor store and see that it was any cheaper. So they told you, yeah, 30 beers for $1 each. It was always worth it. Yeah. And so, I mean, I'm just doing the math on that. It's a big order. Yeah. Maybe he was the Bapple dealer. Where'd you find this picture? He was a dealer. He stocked up and he was on his way to deliver to a bunch of parties. Yeah. A big dealer bust. Dealer bust. Bapple sees. Did it say what the reason for him getting pulled over was? Was he speeding? I think, yeah, speeding or tint or something like that. Oh, perfect time for Evan to be back. Hey, what's up, Evan? Welcome back, Ev. Morning, fellas. How we doing today? We have GTI Lightning McQueen Jump Part 2. Shut the frick off. Oh, my God. You did not. Bro, I was just. Did you blow the oil pan out again? Luckily, no, because we have, because I was there. We know the limit. We know the limit. And we're staying behind the limit. I, like, de-beated one of the tires on my Corvette, so I left it out on the drift track, and I was like, I got to get these windows up and shit. So I'm over there, and I hear, like, all the guys, like, Levi, Taylor, Lil Z, Evan, Spenny, Everyone's over there. And I'm like, what is all this ruckus? And it's them for like five minutes straight going, dude, you got to jump it. Oh, if you jump it, you got to go bigger. We shouldn't jump it. Bro, Lil Z pulls up with a stack of pillows. I'm jumping this thing. He said, I've never jumped in the car. And then what made me feel good about it is Mike was there. And I'm like, if anyone's pulling the pin on this operation, it's that guy. And basically Evan's like, so it's a go? It's a go? and i was like dude like it's gonna be good it's gonna be good like let me at least film like grab the horizontal so yeah little z was driving this yeah he drove he drove me to zorbos it was actually awesome but then i was like but i don't never drove a stick in his life and then everyone's like dude so he's good at driving stuff we got the green light we got the green light and i was like yeah but like i don't want it to be like if things go way south i don't want it to be like hey but micah said we could and then everyone was like oh that's like what we were gonna say Damn Let's see this jump Look at how happy he is With the big hat on Dude he was so hyped Yeah he actually was hyped What are you doing drinking coffee at this hour? Oh I just took my cup out of the car And I was throwing it out The late night crew right here Alright ready Levi would have done it And he's like, boys, if I get in, I'm breaking it. Overall. He's like, I'm not going to do it. I will break it. For him, like barely being able to reach the pedals and first time ever jumping a car and being late at night. He did. He did good. Oh, shit. Better than Shred 80. I was going to say, unlike Shred 80, he did not lift. Yep. He stepped on it. He was in between my mark and Shred 80's mark. Not bad. Yeah. like right in the middle middle ground really does jump well and basically screen grab that that was a legendary photo no i'm just kidding i will the best part like of course then afterwards which i don't even blame you for evan's like well like we gotta run that back and then i was like the fact that he jumped way farther than shreds almost as far as spenny a little short on that like maybe uh five to ten feet i was like dude we got the oil pan intact and z got full air in the gti mcqueen like call it away i maybe did say that once but i think i agreed as soon as we talked about it for two seconds i'm like yeah such a w yeah good time so uh just funny that the of all things the static gti is what we're over here why is it the freaking i don't want to mention the other like really repeatable jumpable jumpable vehicle that we have that we could be jumping that's true because that what is it starts with a t and ends with an rx yeah but that's just like That's just not as cool because we're actually going to go too big. We're going to go too big. What do we got going on here? Hey, puppy. We got a puppy in the studio. That doesn't sound like a puppy. That sounds like an attack dog. What do we got, Benny? Nothing. When you surprise me with animals, I'm like, okay, what do you mean? What do we got now? This is a canine police dog. It'd be so funny to let him loose. Just me sniffing around around here. knocks over all the tripods see ya I was wondering what was going on there that sounded like an aggressive dog I think you just wanted to play Spenny didn't even get to see it I couldn't see it but it sounded aggressive he was just excited just a black lab or as Spenny calls it a lab Spenny what do you think about your new car oh dude I love it so sick I love it it's dude so sick The candy green. Hydraulics. Yeah, I know. You were popping them so much. Dude, I just can't help it. It's just so natural. It just feels so natural. Just choo-choo-choo. Spenny was doing the driving. Ben caught excited with the joysticks. Yeah, I actually didn't really like the joysticks. I don't think Ben stopped playing with the controls for a solid 45 minutes until the motor burned out. Dude, he was on the brink. Those things were so fucking hot. They were so hot. They could have started on fire. Yeah, they literally burned your guard to the ground. They did start on fire. Well, the batteries were smoking. Yeah, the hydraulic motor was burnt, and there's eight giant batteries connected together with, like, double zero-gauge wire, and they were smoking. Melted. So now basically it's just like a slam-to-the-ground car with 15-inch wheels on it. Stuck to the ground right now. And one of the hydraulic cylinders is blown out. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Yeah, as soon as it blew a leak, I'm like, man, I hope Spenny doesn't push it with no fluid in it. It wasn't me. It was Ben. It was not me. Push it to the line. Yeah, the rear right hydraulic sounded like somebody finishing off their Slurpee. It was like... Trying to get the rest of the hydraulic... When it started leaking, that was when we started doing the rollers and Ben took over the controls. He went for a full 30 minutes on it. Damn, it sucks. That was so preventable. And then it sounded like a Slurpee. We could have just added a little more fluid and it would have been fine. It sounded like a Slurpee for about 10 seconds and then he kept going. And then that's when the motor just made a very bad whining noise, and then a bunch of smoke just filled the cabin. I think that there was a misconception. When they asked the wrenches, well, is it okay to use? We were like, technically, yes, as long as the fluid was still in it. But once the fluid's gone, not good time to use it. Anyway, you'll be able to fix that right now, Benny. Yeah, luckily you can fix it. We can order more hydrographs for it. Yeah, we'll get her fixed. Anything's possible. and that thing like dude imagine taking that thing to zorba's so imagine taking that thing anywhere yeah dude i just want to hit the streets with you i'll take the el camino yeah oh yeah yeah oh man that's a movie that is a movie that is a movie we can get into some trouble i can't wait to hit my first car meet i've never hit a car meet before really i've never had a car to hit a car meet you actually like never been you are you saying like hit it with a vehicle of your own or you just never really even been i don't think i've ever even really that's no one the problem is spenny we would be the people that the people that go to car meets just shake their head at maybe a couple of good cars i think that the people are gonna like it if i'm balanced it's fully done up you're parking next to somebody's pride and joy and you're freaking shooting shooting hydraulic fluid onto their lambo well there's no lambos around i wonder I wonder if anyone's ever put hydraulics like that on, like, a Lamborghini. Imagine that. That would be crazy. Yeah, what's, like, the most high-end car that they've done a hydraulic bouncer on? I mean, anything's possible, but, like, there's not even – think of how much trunk space that it requires for hydraulics. I don't know where you put that on a Lamborghini. On the roof? Do it on a Rolls-Royce. I bet a Rolls or a Bentley would fit in. Yeah. Maybe a Cantinental Lots of room in the trunk There's actually no room in the trunk If it wasn't a convertible A back seat Ken's is almost too much of a classic We'd have to give it a candy paint job before we do that And if we're going to give it a candy paint job We might as well fuck up the original paint job And put a new motor in it It actually is too much of a classic There's too much original in that car to do that I still think you need to get a crazy set of wheels don't do anything to modify the vehicle. I do agree. You can put some wheels on it, and then you can go back to the original. I was talking to Banker. He was saying to do aftermarket wheels on that, you have to fuck with the suspension, which then requires. Well, what if it's got to be a setup? That's like him saying putting tires and wheels on his truck, because he's like, well, I'm only running 48. Yeah, just run a normal size. He said the bolt pattern that's on there, plus the way the suspension and all the fitment is, He was saying it's not just a one thing. It's like it's 17 different things. I just got to imagine there's one other set of wheels in this universe that could go on there that wouldn't require modification. This is what I'm being told. All right. All right. We'll keep it soft then. We'll keep it all original. I got to take a dump so bad. Dude, just let it fly. That's what I'm running camos. No one will notice. Hey, CJ, poop your pants now. We got a thumbnail title. CJ poops his pants a lot on the podcast. Well, we'll finish it out, CJ. You go get what needs to be done done. I probably do got to go. I just ripped ass. Yep. You got to get out of here. All right. We got to go back to the pod studio. And he's waddling out. This is so bad, but I have to tell it now. I ripped ass so bad last night that I woke Alondra up. Oh, my gosh. From the noise or the stand? You thought it was thunder? Was that thunder? Yeah, from the thing? Oh, my gosh. That's actually... It was bad. And I literally heard her, woke up, and I was kind of trying to stay asleep. And she was like... She literally muttered, what the fuck? She was like mad. She was like, I couldn't fall asleep after it again. Like, you woke me up, and I couldn't fall back asleep. Oh, no. The carbon dioxide, man? It was bad, actually. It started beeping. Beep, beep, beep, beep. It's halfway across the room. Bro, the last night that we were in Vegas, me and Big Wrench were rooming together. and uh it was about 1 30 or 2 in the morning which was the earliest we had went back up to the room and we raided the gas station he went chicken salad i went egg salad went up to the room had a little snack bro for like two hours we laid in bed giggling like small children it was just bad oh my god oh my god what a great room like one of the simplest like things to laugh at you know just trying to fall asleep it's all silent they're just five minutes later the other side yeah just giggling quiet for five minutes run it back the other primal instinct thing to laugh at is when people get hurt i feel like you can't you can't not watch oh my gosh hurt i just remembered something super funny that happened this weekend yeah so it grand just tuned up also just having having brian on the the trip was so fun just like a different dynamic and he was tuned up it was right after dinner and we we kind of get out we're giggling we're pushing each other a little bit and he falls on the ground but only spills like a little bit out of no no he i made him fall okay so i was standing i was standing with my legs open and he came up behind me and like put his leg yeah like put his foot up between my legs and then i like freaked out and like squeezed i like squeezed because i thought he was gonna like nut shot me so i squeezed and caught his foot and then he was stuck on one leg but he had a couple drinks so he was hopping and then he just fully like fell back and then he just he spills a little bit out of his drink but he kind of pulls a julian and like mostly keeps all the glass keeps the glass good just the ice just the ice like shook out and so we all get up and we're like geez bigger get up get up get up and we kind of like chill chill shuffle like 10 feet away and then right after that this girl walks into the drink he just spilled and just folds herself down on the ground it was slippery it was slippery because i went over and i checked and i like touched it with my shoe and i was like holy shit that's slippery floor leg like this down on the ground and no one else really saw it and it was so embarrassing that i just had to look away you didn't go over no because we were kind of just vacating away and i was like oh my gosh like big wrenches drink just made that girl fold it was reminding me of when ken hopped on the floor scrubber and then like end out also a legendary good times yeah everyone i think it was on almost the same floor it was like upstairs of the cosmo or whatever despite perchance the clip i sent so yeah this is like one of those laughing at people getting hurt and you shouldn't i really really really hope this guy's okay i haven't looked into it but this clip was shocking to me this is on you guys see this oh this is insane okay i i saw this and didn't even think it was real yeah this is insane dude i thought it was ai i saw this and i was like this is stupid i swiped away and thought it was ai oh my gosh i feel bad i mean it's just a big it's a big dude he's he's old that had to have hurt i uh i really see another follow-up on that that he oh yeah actually was laughing it off oh that's awesome he's the type of grandpa that's like fuck you don't fight with a bison that's gonna happen to you like you know he was like really chill about it and okay which is pretty legendary that makes me super happy and that that makes me okay too because i don't think that clip is just like funny for like this week that that might be like a legendary clip yeah forever oh That's like Johnny Knoxville with a bull in the egg style. Yeah. Like insane. Whenever there's like a really good meme, there'll just be Instagram pages that'll be like Buffalo tossing old man daily. And they'll just post the same clip every day. Man, it was launched by Bison reportedly making jokes despite breaking multiple bones. Oh, okay. So it did break some bones. It hurt a little bit then. Yeah. What a legend. Well, fellas, that was fun. We've lost, we've lost Ben and we've lost CJ, but they're just falling off today. They're falling off one by one. The B team. The B team is taking care of business. Let's go. Should we pull Jack in? See if he's got anything to say. Jack, come over here. What are you, C team, Jack? Yeah, Jack's C team. Yeah, I guess we JV. The filmer of the B team. He's JV. He's JV squad. Dude, B team is just holding it down. Dude, I was talking with, I think it was Ev, or maybe it was you, Spenny. But I was like, I think the B team should just start running a bit. Yeah, we should. When Ben and CJ are putting the final touches on the video, making it exactly what it is, then we just go out and we film a little shenanigan. Bro, we roll back to the shop thinking we've just acquired gold. We sit down, we review the footage, and they're like, what the fuck? This is what these guys did all day? There's no context. It's just some bullshit, and then it ends with something broken. I think both ends of the spectrum will happen. There's no chance that we present them everything we ever present them as the B team that it's going to be a hit. But there's going to be some. It's the perfect opportunity to pull a prank on either Ben or CJ because they're always busy and rarely leave the shop during that day. The prank star now. The prank star. That's true. So many things. Maybe we can bring your dumb stuff in the dark, the light, and make it happen in the afternoon on Thursdays. that's true that's probably a good idea to do in the light well let's get the boys out on the bike yeah i think that's whatever i mean honestly the freaking the people should drop some comments and let us know what they want to see the b team do that's what i'm thinking and we'll just cut we'll just start conquering them one by one and there we go oh man i just gotta you just gotta find some extra time literally want nothing more than exactly are you dropping out of the b team mike no i'm not dropping out of the b team he's like we should do we should do b team stuff on thursdays And then I was like, I would if I didn't have so much shit to get ready for the website every single Thursday. However, the giveaway is over now. So we're locked. What are we doing tomorrow? Tomorrow's Thursday, fellas. We better think quick. We better start brainstorming, boys. True. We just text a group chat. Hey, everybody on the B team, meet us in the war room. Ben and CJ. Don't worry about me. No, we have our own group chat. They don't even know about it. You're right. There we go. There you go. All right, well, the B-team is going to assemble. And we assemble at Zorba's. That's where our team meetings happen. Over a couple trash cans. We do a catering Zorba's mission with trash cans and pizza. Well, that's just the B-team conference room. Yeah, B-team conference room at Zorba's. All right, well, I guess we better get to work. We got a video to film tomorrow. We got work tomorrow. It's Thursday. We got work to do. Yes, we do. All right, fellas, we'll catch you later. Thanks for watching. Peace. Marketing is hard. But I'll tell you a little secret. It doesn't have to be. Let me point something out. You're listening to a podcast right now and it's great. You love the host. You seek it out and download it. 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