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We love you. To the rest of the episode. Oh man it's snowing. Oh. Who the hell is that? It's all on my shoes. Oh man. What is that? What is that? Somebody read the ingredients on that. I thought we should have a mask on for that. I can't see. Oh man. It's snowing indoors in Dallas. I mean I genuinely, on the extended I'm going to ask how much did that cost us? I don't remember approving that in the budget at all. How? Dude the level of toxins that we just took in. That was pure chemical. Oh my god. They literally opened up the Hawkins last. I'm happy to have been sprayed in here. Like that was straight demigod. CT scan episode. There's something back in my throat. Oh my god I swallowed it. Shoes are christmified. Yeah. I was breathing that in. Us breathing that in was like we just smoked cigarettes for 12 years. Like we were healthy for our whole lives. That was 12 years of cigarette. I used to be able to eat honey nut Cheerios. But I smoked every day since I was 11. Don't be like me. I mean honestly, do you remember those commercials as a kid? Their story on half of them had no relevance. Really I don't remember. They weren't relating. So the sick. I used to go past fishing with my uncle Ronnie. But then I smoked for three. I smoked for three decades. Now I have a hole in my throat. Don't do cigarettes. And I literally like what the f***. I remember those vividly. I swear to god. Like I used to run a south side deli right there off of Bronx street. But I fell to the trap of cigarettes. And now I don't get to see my grandkids anymore. I'm like what is happening? What do you mean? I swear to god there's no relevance. Okay see I don't f*** my eyes. I don't remember the commercial, the cigarette commercials at all. I just remember seeing them like really close like heavy depth of field. And it was like a really old wrinkled person going like that. Yeah with a hole in their throat. But I don't remember that scaring me. Like I wasn't like anti-cigarette after that. And whoever dude whoever was in the marketing team budget whatever allocated resources were spit on the people that tried to do the anti-weed campaigns. Oh yeah. When they put the people flat on the couch. That looks fantastic. And they're like you're melting in the cast and watching that f***ing cartoon. It's like he's living his life. It's like this is a pro weed commercial. What are you doing? Honestly those commercials as a kid missed the mark. But you know what commercials as a kid didn't miss the mark? What? That dude with the do rag in a parking lot being like get off your ass. What are you doing? You guys look at you sitting at home doing nothing. I was like I'm eight. I was like I can't go nowhere. I said I'm really trying to beat the extra levels of Lord of the Wings to do towers. I'm like what do you want me to do? Dude that's oh my god that was on constantly. All the time. Can we talk about that? Was there like a monopoly of the commercial world when we were young? Yeah there wasn't a lot of options I guess. It was the same no matter what channel you're on. You could be on BET, you could be on CMT, you could be on ABC. They're all the same commercials. The same exact commercial completely different audiences. Don't know what he was selling. Wasn't it in a culinary school? I think it was. He said get off your ass. The dude ragged and he was like you can learn to cook chicken right now. Cordon Bleu University. I think it was that. Now chicken, now I could have said something. I really could have said something else besides chicken. And I didn't even cross my mind until I know my heart is still pure. Is it or is it so deeply embedded? I think it's deeply embedded due to my ancestral path. You know I try to be a good guy. You do try. That's all I can say. What's your success rate on being a good guy? 50-50. It is a point flip. If you piss me off. Nope, I have a digital footprint. Who has the worst digital footprint from the podcast? Who are you? Pierce. Basically not even what he has said. What if we put on Pierce? I have a fun game for all of y'all. Go to your tab where you can see what people you follow like on Instagram Reels. And look at Pierce's. If somebody gets mad he has to get fired. Please don't do that. Because I'll have to fire him. If I get one complaint I have to fire him. Oh my God. I've never seen this for the people like you run your company. I've never seen this. I've been told though. Yeah, I've been told as well. Never seen it. I mean, never mind. Never seen it. There's a lot of, never mind. Never seen it. How was your week, Bubba? How was everything? How are you doing? Hey, is this the Christmas episode or do we have one more? One more. One more. Happy Merry Christmas holidays to you or whatever you celebrate? No, just that. Yeah, but just told you there's one more. No, I'm saying but the Christmas spans the whole month. Incorrect. Incorrect. I've never, I hate, I hate people that do that too. October 1st hits, it's not Halloween. It's not Halloween. November 1st hits. No, thanks. So December 1st hits, it's not Christmas. You can decorate, you can have a follow-all a lot of time. You can have jolly jingled balls and bells. But it's not Christmas until the 25th. So you're not a spirited type of individual? I love a good Christmas spirit, but it's, oh and the, it's my, it's my birthday month. No, that's not, no it's not. You're getting on your birthday. I don't get, you don't get extra, you don't get extra nothing. No extra time, no extra trips, definitely no extra money spent until your birthday. It is not your birthday month. You know what, I'm not going to lie. It's my birth week. I'm not going to lie, I'm a thought. So I, I agree with that. I was trying to add coolant stuff at the beginning of that segment. No. I'm not going to lie, it is my birthday month. And you all know I struggle in February. It is gloomy, my mental health is down. And so it's my birthday too. My parents decided to have me in the most oppressive month in Texas. Oh my God, and oppressive month. February. February. You think we should have more than one month? No. But I don't think, I don't think, cause I think- I don't think you should say anything else, man. I don't think you should have a month at all. That's not a bad, that's not a bad thing. But I'm saying it's, it's like a- Okay, yeah, thank you man. I mean, goodness. How fast can we get there, huh? I mean, what are we five minutes in? Good Lord, man. How was your week? Great five minutes. Dude, my week was, my week was good. It was honestly, there was some ups, there was a couple downs. Really? I will sprinkle those throughout the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But overall it was good. What about you? How was your week? I have nothing happening in your days. I mean, I can get right, oh a lot of ha- I can get straight into it. Do you have- I like asking you now. I like taking this new, this new approach and asking you. I didn't do that for about three years. Yeah, yeah, going into 2026, you weren't gonna ask me how I'm doing it. Yeah, that's a conversation. Right, yeah, I've learned to bottle it deep inside because you don't ask. I think that's why you call me a thick-hipped bitch. Because I'm like, I don't ask you about your week and you go, alright, fatty. No, that's not why I call you this, because I have eyes. Anyway, no. That hurts. You know that does hurt. You know what, I want to be unrecognizable by May. I want to look like a new man by May. That would probably help with our impressions too. A lot of new audio listeners once they saw your face. Jesus. Well, it's like the YouTube's like, Spotify. It's like once you have- Really, really? We do have a lot of new audio listeners. Really, really? We do a whole episode where your face is blurred. It's like two million in one week. I know that would actually- I'd probably get a little depressed. Yeah, I know you should. No, that's a good reason to- But you know what I found? You know what I found? I think a lot more people are attracted to you. Incorrect. I think so. I think a lot of fans are attracted to you now that we're on the same field. Right? Because before- What do you mean by that? Listen to this. This is the science behind it. I think you're more attracted now. Not because I got thick, but because we're both now in relationships. So that desire over me, like, oh, that's paid away to- I think I can- I want him. I can have him. The beautiful single symbol himself. Right. But now they're like, oh, he's in a relationship, so I view him just as Peyton. And now I'm looking at Cam and looking at them objectively close to close, up to side to by side. Let's not do that. Keep it a little distance. I think they think you're more attracted. After I get to you, the lower my score gets. They're like, oh, I like that Cam. He's got that big head and sunken eyes. God, he's got those nice little hip dips. Oh, man. I mean, he's killing that just gut. I think that's what they say about me. Like, I like a slightly unattractive guy. I hate perfect people. Hey, laughter, though. Laughter. That's one thing I can give. Humor and comedy can be attractive. I'm going to be honest, man. I'm very vulnerable right now. Okay. Last night, I went to your house. You didn't last night. I went to your house and your in-laws were there. Right. So I went to Cam's house and we were hanging out. I was playing with his son. It was a good time. Cam was on the other side of the island of me. Looking away. Like, so I could see this. I could see the side of Cam's face. He was talking to his in-laws. Probably wasn't good look. And he was speaking and he was really like passionate about what he was talking about and confident. And I'm not going to lie in my head. And this is 100% honesty. I don't know. I said, he's kind of high. And I was going to die with that. What made you say it here? I don't know. And why don't you give me those compliments in the flesh? I need them. Because I'm, I'm, I'm it's a curve on my thumb. I'm trying to understand my, you're driving on the way home. You're like, well, if I thought about it, does that mean we're, if I thought about it, does that mean we're, if I thought about it and I can sit with it, does that mean I'm, I don't know. Well, because the reason I, and another reason I was holding it so deep in is because I was driving home with my girl, I looked at her. I was like, you're not him. Oh my God. I do that too. I'm not going to lie. I do that too. I'll be like, peace good. He just gets me. He's a listening ear. He doesn't nag. And then he leaves and I go, wow, what live? I'm kidding. I love my wife. I love my wife. I do. I love her. She's the best. Relax. I'm like, I'm like, no, seriously, I love her. No, Peyton, Peyton has a, he's got that special, you got that soft spot right here in me. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So then, and I'm not joking like that's not a good joke. No, no, you're hot. Like a hoodie. I need to wear that more. No, it wasn't that. It was your face and you didn't have a haircut or anything. Like you're rough. You still kind of look like old school Millie Bobby Brown. But when I was looking at you from the side, I was like, like, and you were the way you were talking to like, it had swag in it. Like it was the right amount of this. You know what I mean? Teeth are hidden. Yeah. And I, I like, oh, he's hot. Yeah. Okay. I can take that. Yeah, dude. I meant it. I got, I feel good. Yeah. I feel good. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm like, what's coming on? No, I'm getting there. No, my pants just started. I was like, oh, no, it's here. No, we need to take a break. We need to take a commercial. I'm just. When's the last time? When's the last time you looked at me? Not even a joke. When's the last time you looked at me or like he's hot? The other day. Really, really, really recently. I think it was here when you had the, really what happened? You had your phone. I go, I'm telling you, relax. You had the, the formula one jacket on. Yeah. Yeah. Cause sometimes when you look good, I'm like, ah, he's a prick. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. Like, I'm just a prick. Like, oh god, look at that. Like, I'm just, I'm just completely kidding. Like, he can't be a good person. No, no, no, but it was, I think it was here actually. Like, we were shooting the like stuff for Patreon, which you'll get to see. And it was kind of the same thing. It was just like your Like funk Shwe Like we weren't like, oh my god, you're like tearing up. I talking intimate, but you're just like the way you're moving. It's like you had the you had the perfect amount of like a Servness like how we need to do it this guy's but then you also were just kind of cool and calm and relaxed It's like you weren't trying to be the nonchalant guy, but you also weren't like super alpha mega you do what I say And you're just kind of like Just kind of rocking out and going with the flow and you're like alright boys. That was a great day And I was like yeah, so I'd lick him right now. It was a good day And you looked good too looked good you need to Do we need to talk to our women about compliments clearly we need to hear more Don't get enough because we're sitting here Making sure we feel love from each other. We don't get that from home now. This is vulnerable talks I mean this episode is turning to vulnerable talk how often and I've been doing this a lot at home How often do you ask? We go like oh, that's daily for me. You love me, right? Yeah, you do that too on the daily dude It's bad right and I'm sorry And I there's there gets to the point where I'll stare myself in the mirror Yeah, and I'll be like do I have an issue like is something actually trying to come up and come out of yeah And then after I talk with myself I literally leave the bathroom I go live you love me yeah, and then she's and good for her She starts playing into it. She goes no, I'm like, oh, she's like stop ask me that dumb. No, I love you I go, oh, you're right. You're right. But like do I look good? Do you love me? And it's right back to it, but I don't think okay, so my thing I've I've come to realize I'm secure women yet My thing and secure men. Yeah, you don't know what I got. Yeah No minds deeply just because of myself like I've realized it is deeply just mean what I just hate myself That's it. We're being honest Look in the mirror and I'm like still Like this is what I got forever Just kidding man love yourself. 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I'll tell you about my weekend. Yes. Thank you. Oh I'm pulling the pierce. No, no, you got a line headed. Oh, no, there's think there's floaties. No, I'm not kidding No, there's floaties. I see them It's still from the spray. No, I think you're trying to help me. No, I see because we're knocking. No, but these look like fireflies They're like they're like lighting up and lighting out. Oh, oh your eyes just crossed. Did they really? Yeah a little bit. No, yeah I think some happen. We're back. Yeah, we're back. Hello All right, we're good. Let's do it. Here we go. Here we go Back to you here. Here you go back to me this way right here. Oh Scooby-Doo never saw it. You weren't a real kid grab the heart All right, man, here we go. Whoa calm down. How was your week? My week was good man I can't do that My week was good man. No, okay Something crazy happened this weekend as most weekends happen, right? Oh every weekend So as you know CJ doesn't CJ is our editor if you don't know if you're new here Our editor CJ doesn't ever come out to bars with me anymore. It doesn't really leave the house Oh, you my oh, yep. So me CJ and my significant other Voldemort, Voldy We all went bar hopping this weekend. We went to this old school town, right? Where it looks like like old saloon vibes like it's but there's younger people there But it's just like the town is old and it's like his story, right? So CJ he's been telling me I'm looking for love. I want to find a girl, right? So he goes Peyton Voldemort whenever we're out tonight. Help me locate women. Oh my god We say no problem Voldemort's a great wing woman. I'm a great wing man together We're a good tag team partnership. It's like Chris Paul and Blake Griffin. Yes. She's Blake Griffin. Yes, so So We're bar hopping we're out on the town for about an hour and a half The drinks are flowing right? Oh, I'm feeling a little good, right? Lucy goose Voldemort's feeling good, right? Voldemort Lucy goose. So CJ's walking with us. We're walking on the street, right? There's a there's a bar on the other side of the street these two women Walk out of the bar now from a distance the silhouette looked nice. It was a nice silhouette beautiful silhouette I go. Oh my god. It's the time. It's the time to get CJ a girl. Hmm. I Don't I go Voldemort Voldemort She goes, huh, she's drinking right? She's frivolous. I see moves when she's very fluid I love everybody I'm holding her hand and she doesn't see that there's a curb right here and we're about to walk off it. Oh She misses the curb she hits a little dip right she's about to fall luckily I'm the greatest boyfriend ever I grab it right I pick her up. Yeah, and I go Voldemort now in front of the girls and CJ goes you just blew my opportunity Because they because they're right there. We're the only two people on the street. Mm-hmm. We look over To see if they saw I go they definitely saw Hey, hey, Santa Are you Santa? I Want to have some fun with you guys today Okay, she specifically asked me if maybe you could tell me what you want for Christmas. Oh Oh Oh Okay, I'll let you go. No, no you go first. I'll let you go first Okay Oh, I'll do it too. That is the way that is the way Big guy, yeah, I don't want to oh my goodness here we are Oh my goodness, I want to see what would you would like for Christmas? What is it? Oh, man You got it, buddy Yeah, don't cry Santa he likes it. Yeah, Pat is back. Pat is back. He likes what he passed back. It'll calm him down You got it, but Is there a monetary restriction on the gift on the gift he's asked for well, you know what we make it the north Yeah, come on keep it classy. Yeah, that's right Like toys I'll take I like race cars you like race cars. Yes Yes There's a lot of different Oh Okay, all right, I'm so I you know, I know what it is It's kind of exciting with Santa. It is no and lots of my little friends how this Do you need me to go off that leg? Oh my goodness can I help you up? Thank you Santa Is it my turn I can do it No problem no need replacements No, we've got it. We've got no problem at all there, sir. Okay. Now you're thinking now you're not gonna get upset I mean, I know Peyton did but Cam you can do it, right? Okay? Um, okay keep it in the in the falla-lala spirit. Yes falla-lala spirit Jingle balls and bells I think I want us a Spider-man toy. Oh those are great. Yes. There's so many different things. Yes You want the wrist things that shoot the spider web? Now maybe an actual spider-man Okay, one of the figurines. Oh, yeah, those are being a little picky there. Yeah, maybe a little picky Little piggy-tort Santa, man. Let's be let's hone it out a little bit. He offered you something you said no Might be okay All right, so this is great. I think you both You know I have to check something first can we do that? Yes, I have to check I'm gonna have to go Oh god I've made a few notes here, okay, okay, let me just look here and see Yes Lucy Peyton. Yes, okay Peyton. Yes, not cutting the tough back here How do you know about my back here Santa Santa I didn't know about my top the elves the elves see everything. Oh, okay number two, okay Fail in public interviews even though you talk for a living Is that correct I didn't do the best no, Santa I didn't do the best okay and pranking your friend causing physical harm Yeah, I thought it was a funny prank Santa. I thought it was funny. It was funny, but sometimes funny can hurt We do have a few for cam too. Oh, yeah, yeah cam okay Never responding to texting calls. He's never response to my text nor calls Santa I'm sorry. I'm trying okay, but I'm like ADHD. Okay. I know but we need to keep working on it We need to work on it. Yes, okay? Yes, and then crippling ADHD That can lead the stories being He does tell a long story Santa he does so long I mean Santa it is the longest story I've ever heard I Know yes, yes, I know and then it is something even Santa suffers from So I love this talk, you know, it's really hard in the night before Christmas Where I have to speak not a word when it goes straight to his work until all the stockings, you know I can't talk or not allowed to have to be quiet. Yeah with all the dogs and cats and kids asleep You don't want to wake them up. I don't want to do that. That's right And you want to tell stories, you know, but I'm allergic to kittens Let's see what's your final point here? Attempting to play the one million Game, you know Santa he tries to play it every page on episode Santa every page here on episode Santa Yeah, and see and that's another thing Yes, he's a he likes to debate he likes to argue Santa and I don't know you just kind of saw it a little bit Santa I don't know What's the demographic over there in the North Pole I wanted to show you something first, okay show me something really You know with your you know getting on to the nice list is a difficult thing It is but you know and what do you get if you're not on the nice list Cole? Oh, oh Whoa That is genuine Cole is that but why do we give what why do we give out Cole? I've always wondered that I don't know why it's because Santa believes in you Okay, if you take a piece of coal and you put it under a lot of pressure for a very long time You know what you get you get diamonds Cams are moist and I yeah When Santa gives you coal He's actually Saying you can do it. I know you can do it. You can do it. That's that now makes so much sense because of that We get a get is for both of us and For winning the quiz you've gotten a gift. Yes I think if what you're saying is true Santa you believe in us a lot well, I do believe in you a great deal That's it said that's it you came from North Pole for this so we're to bring you a message Do better So we're on the naughty list yeah for now I Can turn around behind to each other behind me yes, you can I mean behind me Okay, my stories. They'll be shorter please I'll respond to text messages, please and I won't play the hundred million dollar ladder Thank you, and what about you? I won't prank you to with physical harm I will do better in street interviews. There we go, and I don't know about the hair Santa it's cold out. I know it's cold It is cold outside my tuffs gotta say and and my girl likes to play with my tuffs All right, TMI She likes to braid it almost all right well God bless you both you too, Santa Merry Christmas Santa loves you both Santa think thank you so can I get a hug? Thank you, Santa. Thank you, Santa Thank you so much Here's your here's give that to Rudolph and you tell him we said thank you I will and I'm and you know both of you gentlemen you make me feel like a jolly old elf Santa your nice book Yeah, that's just last year I'll have I'll have the Ranger fly back to the North Pole tonight, and I will have your names Oh My goodness thank you, Santa Thank you so much Thank you Santa Santa don't fear Jan sport His magical bag was a Jan sport. I mean zoom back. Let's fix these angles real quick. I have some things to say no zoom in the angles I Got some things to say No, it's not zoom in it zoom in it zoom it in let's be quite honest here What the what? the Santa just came in Who was that? No, who was that guy? He was he stood in military combat boots at five foot five That is the smallest Santa ever employed to be st. Nick. Can I say something? Can I say something? When I was sitting on his lap, I felt his leg giving I was really like lighting it up to you And You know and on a second thing how much is that cost? It's the second thing today, and I didn't approve for budgeting for We're gonna work this It was a good Santa. He was a really appreciate it really good Santa very good. Really good Santa I mean on the off chance that a he Well has a wife and B. Mrs. Claus is a fan of us. Yeah, he was a good Santa I will give he was a really good Santa now his magical bag of presents was a red Jan sport now I'm not gonna I think all the budget went to the boots. It has to be about you have to have a Satchel you can't come in with a Jan sport as Santa, but Clearly he was expedited I don't know where he parked the reindeer because he got it he got into a literal commercial corporate building in downtown Dallas In broad daylight, I mean and we don't have we don't have a Chimney shoot here, so he came through the front door and went in an elevator Oh, I don't know where you you got this mystical elf power, but he clearly snuck by people Can I say I put that collar to my neck the reindeer car? I'm having an it She can I say I don't know what that was definitely on a hair For about 30 seconds in I saw that I thought it was some sort of weird sick twisted like strip tease I Would have been there for it too. I would have thrown some ones at that Santa. I was really excited I thought we're about to have some like rack city play rack city Santa rack rack city I wanted I wanted to prank him one last thing at the end. I was gonna say oh Santa isn't isn't like singing Doesn't that bring Christmas joy and spirit? Yeah, he said yeah, and I was gonna go I'll treat you well. I bet his hair I'm just gonna break out in the song and can I and so my thing was my thing was I was gonna like I was once he I Got comfortable realizing. Oh, he's sitting down. He's gonna be here. Yeah, I was like, okay Now I'm gonna pray you're gonna be you're gonna be your Santa. Yeah, but then you his eyes are so sweet Oh my god, they're so nice like you can go you can go like like drink a beer with that He's he's a passionate about being mr. Claw Now was that real beer was that manufacturing? I mean that looked like synthetic. Yeah, I think I think you had a lace front beer I think you did. I think you had a lace front beard. He had a top show Did he have Brazilian 34 inch right there on the beard? I mean just cocaine. Yeah, I mean was Wow I mean we actually have a sack of coal Did we pay for the cold? Why did he give us this whole oh cut first off? He said God bless you now. I didn't know Santa was religious I didn't know it now, but now but I appreciate it, but Did he give us a whole rendezvous about oh we're bad But this is what you do good and this is how you're on the good list and he gives us a sack of coal Yeah, what the hell kind of twisted mental games he playing. I mean am I am I not here nice I Feel like I just my house got broken into yeah, I think I need a Mental cleansing. Yeah, I don't know what happened. Well, we'll get back into the episode here shortly. Yeah Hey, Sainsbury's we get through so many snacks. Have you got anything to help me save? 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Oh Now he's a good one like no, no, no, I don't like that answer He has a real beard Like he's been doing it a long time. I don't give off about his beard Robbie. He owns he owns reindeer like he has Robbie that I didn't see a moose in here. So that doesn't go into the final cost I'm just saying like he Tears Santa how much did he cost Robbie for third for 30 minutes of work? How much did he cost? 1500 What the 1500 dollars Robbie for 30 minutes. Yeah, you said you said we just buy set up You mean tell me that guy's a million there 1500 for half an hour I promise it Robbie you get you get no Christmas for the next four years answers Robbie Robbie Robbie I'm gonna go to your house and sell your furniture You're paying me back 1500 I mean actually galloped here on a Caribou that is nice never worth 1500. Oh, oh, no, we're gonna have an internal meeting About budgeting all 2026 1500 16 Santa suits in a real beard dude Robbie where did where does he live? He lived in the real North Pole That's his that's a that's an economy class ticket. We just paid for his whole Christmas. This family's thank you No, he's called north Dallas Santa I Go at least we didn't get the south down I would actually like him how to relate to them, you know, you know, it's gonna be the crazy part I look up this Santa Claus later. It's $200 Robbie just tipped him If it was $200 you tipped him 1300 for being in the holiday spirit We tip you a bus ticket Greyhound back to our Kansas. No, he had a 30-minute drive and he had to pay to park so It was all included parking is like $2 here. I Don't know It's on the company get him out of here. Oh, okay. We're I mean we're gonna talk about that We need to vomit real quick. We need to do a little 21 jump tree set speaking of vomit That's how that story. I was telling it was gonna go. Oh my god. I forgot you even tell your story So to finish up that story, I know a lot of y'all are wondering what happened So Voldemort tripped on the curb. I picked her up. I said on front of the women. I look over it the girl projectile vomits Straight up like she's standing erect. Oh, no, no on the street and throws up And the thing is we took off running us three Because we were interested in talking her for CJ and we thought the Voldemort that devised this girl vomit Standing up straight up and the thing is I get I've seen people throw up straight up But you at least your body has to you have to have to come to eat something this this Oh And just kept going no, no, like you like a casual second base spitters And I'm pretty sure she rallied after that like cuz because if you're throwing up without cramping Your experience of vomit her that you're your spleen liver and kidneys. They're all failing You're missing a part of something that should be there. I mean we just got into the week I cannot I literally cannot imagine throwing up standing up That's it. That's that actually is an impossibility for Cameron Michael. I've done it. No shot ever. I've done it running to my bathroom That but that you're at least running you're probably running like this. Yes, but I am on my feet But I'm on my feet so does that okay you talking about the no you can throw up on your feet you like this Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure a rail over the fence. Yeah, everyone's on that. Yeah, it's a go like this No, no one in there right my you're possessed. Yeah, you're possessed. You're like Let me just shot whiskey. Yeah, oh my god, that was my story from this week. How was that? How was your week anything happen? Yeah, yeah, just broke. I'm honestly Hi right now first off. Can we talk about you asked him the demographic of North Pole? He goes. Oh We'll get into that later You mean tell me you got one black elf No, he said oh We'll talk about that later. I definitely you're not Okay, so now this is kind of is this is on this is on cue for us, but I have a story about poop. Oh my god talk poop talk poop talk poop talk at wisek poop talk at wisek Hey poop talk at wisek poopy talk gave up poopy talk poopy sk Poo Pee talk ysk Poo Pee talk ysk poopy talk ysk poopy talk ysk poopy talk ysk poopy talk ysk poopy talk ysk Can I be honest and I know I talk about Voldemort more on the page I'm talking about her a lot today She saw I mean she sees my bare bottom all the time right that just happens. She does yeah She saw my bare bottom. She was like oh P and I go why what and I was like I know it's I know it's little and she goes you got toilet paper You have officially hit the mark of there's so much tear It's like a bear trap and you caught spare TP yeah, and you know I get it That's the only thing like I splurge on is that toilet paper in it is like a blanket so it's not about that thick So you could see that she goes oh She goes oh baby. Oh miss Nubis. Yeah, but the fact she just grabbed it out. Oh She grabbed it out and then she probably just I don't know texted on her phone Grab the TV remote change the volume. Yeah, that's residue everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my good morning to you But what happened here poopy talk at ysk? Poopy talk at ysk You don't do that. I know every time I'm starting to doctor be real quick. So new depths of this happened this week and It was from my wife. What happened to your wife? This poop stories about her now. I'm in my office and I receive a text message that literally says help me in all caps was your wife at home. Yep Oh, no, she texted me. She was help me all caps and I'm like what the And then an immediate double text of this is the worst poop. I've ever had in my entire life. Come on man now I'm trying to figure out if I want to take you straight to the visual that I saw no cam I can't God bless you don't do it again or if I want to build it up in The order of events in which it happened. We'll be careful. We're freshly coming off of monetization. Let's we can't lose another one It's okay. I'll keep it. I'll keep it monetized available. Here we go I'm gonna build it up she claims so I walk in and I see the immediate aftermath I Will get there but through her story. There's a scene. There's a scene You're not ready for the scene I'm going to Cameron It's I'm being careful. I'm being careful my wife. I Don't want to see it. Oh, no. Oh my god So she tells me the story afterwards and she says I was getting really really hot To the point where I started seeing stars. Oh No, I had to turn the lights off in the bathroom because my head was starting to spin This is from a poop. She's a pregnant woman. There's no there's no inebriation There's nothing in her body that shouldn't be this is from a poop So hard of a poop her head spinning. She's seeing stars. She turned the lights off. She's getting really hot I've then proceeded to remove all of my clothing and That is when I then texted you for help She chats you BT this no, no, no, I'm I wrote this down. Oh She said all that then she sent me to help me, right? So when I got to the bathroom, yeah, I see my naked wife She's naked Sitting on the tile of the bathroom with her back propped up against the wall Goodie bags just out. Oh, come on. She is naked like this She looks like she just fought prime Tyson. She's like Lights are off smells like death. Yeah Now this is the part that Legitimately made me leave the room. Mm-hmm. Thank God. She had enough common courage to flush the toilet. Yeah, it's not like absolute But she at least yeah, yeah, yeah, she said The reason she was on the ground is because at the end of the poop She thought there was so much poop in the toilet that it was going to touch her skin And she said have you ever seen those cow pies? She said that's what it was like. There was so much was starting to pile on itself and Reach above water limits and she was afraid that there was so much It was going to touch her skin So she flushed the toilet wiped Thoroughly flushed the wipes and then set on the ground naked on the tile and That's my loving broad Can I say something real quick you can say it and honestly, I'm gonna give you permission. No no holds bar There's times I'll keep it nice. There's times I like like I'm like in love I Know if you put Peyton Hart in that predicament it is the quickest courthouse drive you ever see it's like I'm it I'm Lewis Hamilton driving to that courthouse. How quick I'm divorcing. I mean be a lady, right? I Mean I mean you help fold you up. You're like, oh my god. I'm so sorry I'm gonna head out. So where you going? You go the divorce lawyers right now. I'm going right now start packing No, I'm joking, but that is honestly just like okay. No, we're like, what do you think I did the rest of my day? I didn't do anything the rest of the day without thinking about that. I was like that's Disgusting and it's just like I mean Maybe I'm immature. Where's the romance after that like you know what I mean? Like it's for me I'd be like yeah, it's like we're taking a month sabbatical from bedroom talk You could be butt naked staring at me later than I like come get some and I'd go no Go I don't wanna I just smelled what came out of you Yeah, you were on the ground butt naked seeing stars from a poop think I'm good I mean I'm the I'm the least to judge because you know I've clawed into my porcelain before like I've had some hot ones That's it that's the I've never even been moved to the point of removing clothing on the porcelain throne Oh, if you ever said please stop whatever your poop like please stop like it with it Those are more of like you turn a gallon water upside down I mean we gotta stop because I want this video to be monetized because I'm getting really nervous I'm already thinking the text. I'm sitting CJ mute this cut this. I'm already thinking about it. I got so nervous But it was absolutely disgusting, but speaking of smells right yes, sir You said there's a there's that that was a horrible smoke when you walked into the bathroom Yes But okay, I saw this question on either Twitter or TikTok We all have and this is a really deep thing I want to get into maybe not now But maybe the conspiracy episode on patreon like advice how certain smells It's so crazy to me how certain smells can smell really good to me really bad to you and vice versa unique isn't it? Yeah, it's so weird, but I saw this question on tiktok. What? Worldly smell would you like to wear as a perfume? Worldly smell like what's society from society Dude when I was younger gasoline hit that's my thing Oh, I'm spring a couple a couple puffs of petrol right there. There's no way you still that now It's a hundred percent and I guess a lean on your neck I think it's not the actual gasoline, but if it was a perfume that's gasoline scented. Yes, I would love that Because look there's a lot of people out here that love the smell of gasoline majority of people I've met love the smell of gasoline It's like a weird thing that's they don't actually love it's like something you're doing It's like you're doing something bad and you know what's bad, but he kind of gives you a little dopamine hit No, but it's not bad. Okay, maybe chemically it is bad to smell that saying but if you could just get the smell without the bad part I would wear that as a perfume and I'm not just saying that for the internet I genuinely mean I would wear that and I feel like it's a societal thing where people think that oh You smell a gasoline you like that No, you know that I liked it as a child. Yeah, you have you've little little little nose You still have you haven't grown into your nose. How do you still like the smell of gasoline? I love it Sometimes I'm paying citizen. Sometimes I just drive because I have an electric car Sometimes I was driving to a gas station and roll the window down remember the good old days Just go Just take off is there any other smells you know for me. I probably have to go oh My god, okay now you have to you have to be with me. I'd love to be with you I mean I would leave my situation now. I would go New car scent. Yeah, but on my body like a Straight off of the the assembly line leather But not like leather like leather that smokes marbles to not like your dad's leather Yeah, but like a just like a clean seat leather think of like a back seat like a Tacoma Rip that out and just put in a bottle dude Oh, I got a new truck this week and I got in there like I walked into it I was like my car will never smell like this after this week. You're like cheese and feet Yeah, about in about one month's time. Yeah, tell me you wouldn't want to smell like your car that you just got yes That's a good one to that's a really good one. It's a really good one to a tire shop. You ever been to a tire shop like a good year Yeah Yeah, you smell a little rubby now Mm-hmm a massage parlor or studio which kind Hi and low end hi and haven't been Not high in but like a like a corporate yeah, like a cool like a good one. Yeah the way they smell now granted It's really just it's an incense, but they always smell good and they make they put you in that mine You know what I think that you would like to smell like hmm like Grass like right after rain Are you out of your mind? What is this a fairy tale? You know, but you know grass after rain never held Yeah, but that's what y'all smell like when you're outside anyway Why is that bro, why do you smell like it's so stinky after being out? It's like you put a bunch of pennies in a red solo cup and wet it That's what y'all smell like like Labrador retreat like you and Labrador's like that's the same smell Oh my god, do you ever like smelling a dog paw right there that Frito thing right there? Yeah, he's like you got bad yeast Oh my god Make a loaf right now Cotton swab will make little cookies at your little paw little ginger vitus Oh, you know actually a better smell and I've never been on the side of this I've never been on the side of this until I met your son Right there little baby baby. Oh my god little baby next get a bottle that up. That's an industry. Oh my god That's up. Oh my god. Oh two spritz on the wrist Baby femur right on your cash. We're right for you. Oh my god You're going after a dirty martini. You smell like baby back. Yeah. Oh, dude the ribs. No No, my no now you're making me miss my son. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm going right in that neck thing Dude, okay. You said something about white people. Mm-hmm. This is now like you have to bear with me Okay, trust in me as your co-host. We need to be modest. I know we need to trust in me That I will know if I'm a go if I'm gonna cross the line, okay, which I won't I'm listening just be just be here buddy I'm here bud. So this happened Last week, okay, like right after we left recording, okay, so I went to a store I went to I'm there's no important say so I went to store I'm shopping by myself before I got home and there's a group of kids probably 12 ish 13 eighth grade Freshman oh dude got that podcast sick little group. They're all cool dapping them up take pictures now There's one kid and he is like Like in every way shape and form very white like I'm talking like work like worker truck white Like it was white as my hillbilly white or financial light like financial white. Oh, okay quarter zip white quarter zip white Okay, he looks as and he's white as my and he Swear to God No, he didn't say it. Oh He didn't say it he was Spitting it out of his mouth as if as if it was The the color blue let's just say saying the word I'm gonna say blue and for if you don't know if you don't have context clues He's he's saying the word that he should never say yeah, and he was saying like this. Oh Bro my blue you funny as hell boy blue blue You're funny as hell blue. You're so funny blue blue I'm talking ten times in a minute one conversation You gotta think this kid's 12 Again incredibly white where did that? What were the friends? It was a whole just pot of gumbo There's a little bit everything really yes, and they were fine with it. They probably no one called him out No, they probably he was one of them. What'd you say? This is where I had a dilemma Oh You better not my blue What'd you say bro? I literally Could not even say anything. Oh because in my mind I legit was like this is not happening like this is so wild I'm disappointed and I like no, no, but I looked at him like I gave him a look. I was like oh Oh and they just left and I was I was dumbfounded like it was legit one of those moments where you're so caught off guard that you just Disappointed you bro. You should do better. I should have stood up better I should as much as you say you're an ally you just let these people and you probably my blue But you might be of a me boy. I was your a I was saying the same thing you all right. Hey stay up blue Yeah, it's exactly what happened We can't honestly and just be being serious as you know because you need to listen to me in these situations Doesn't matter though you need to listen to me in these situations. Okay, teach me something This is what you should do in those. It's you know You shouldn't I mean it's fine that you're not offended you shouldn't be whatever or you should be actually But you know, but it's not gonna hit you the same way it will for us. Yeah, well, you should it's a kid, right? You said he was 12th. That's a teaching moment That is from a fro if I were to say it or live with a say he'd be like man You know, he might view it differently one of his own you might you do you sit you don't have to get on him He's a kid teach him. Yeah, teach How don't say that What if he what if he is under the guys he's allowed to To say that but as it well But I'm just saying but that's what I'm just saying in that moment you you had an opportunity Now that's now be careful see I'll say I'm being so it's a timer you should have taught I should have taught you should have taught you should have been like hey man That's not cool, bro. I should say hey, you don't have to say that idiot There's that too much. It's too harsh. You won't get the point. You understand what I'm saying You won't understand what I'm saying if I make fun of him. I'm trying to say that's gonna do this stuff cool loser Canada here don't ever say that again matter of fact. I'm fight me other things other things I'm just serious I'll be you should have taught him. I'm sure you should have taught me Isn't life Grande and making it better just got easier with Starbucks new protein cold foam a little something something to take your Favorite drinks up a notch with 15 grams of extra protein turn your usual iced caramel latte into a smooth iced caramel Protein latte add a delicious swale on top of your drink just like that Protein never tasted so good with Starbucks new protein cold foam subject to availability while stocks last On a other manner of things that people think are cool that aren't cool There's a lot I Went to the airport recently. I was taking a flight out and this has always bothered me, but this time it really bothered me You know whenever you're going through an airport and you have to take a tram Through like and it's like one of those fast trams right fast and they say to hold on to the pole because it goes fast My biggest pet peeve at airports is when people don't hold on to the rail on a airport tram. Yeah, you're not cool You're not getting you're not getting You're not getting brownie. I thought dude. It's so much handrail opportunity Yeah, if you now if you can make it look good if you can really go like this and you don't budget all you've an incredible Trunk and amazing core strength. That's one thing. It's not cool though. You don't get points You don't get points, but at least like I got probably works out. He probably does couple sit-ups No, no, it's a but it's always people that oh, yeah, if you move at all if you choose not to hold on you're sitting there Yeah, you just with your feet. Yeah, I'm seeing your stance. Yeah nasty like this. Yeah Leverage just to not hold on no and then their argument. I don't want to touch the pole I don't want to elbow that thing lean on it. Yeah Do something else that is such a bad why okay, but we need to Really like dig deep. Why do you think they do that? Do you think? Actually, dude, I'm a I'm hard. I'm picking up some airport In the flight attendant, there's no way they think that 100% and it's a thing of like the thing that really made me mad The thing really made me mad was the fact that he Literally was bumping into people like he was oh, yeah, no you can hit people like you're like you dog You cannot do that. You absolutely can't do that. Yeah, it's so bad. You don't get any brownie points from that You get nothing besides bumps matter of fact now you you're actually getting made fun of yeah I'm mentally like Criticizing you yeah for your every action. You're up there with the people That stand up on airplanes if you're in the back and you run to the front like once a pair playing lands You're up there with those oh, oh no no no those people now this guy's just kind of like a loser Yeah, you're trying to get some brownie points for not touching a pole if you are in 33d Mm-hmm the bird lands and you unclip and start heading to the front. No, no you're going to hell You're literally going to go spend the rest of your days and say it's like hey we paid for the cheap seats We're going to get the cheap seat experience. That's fine. That's what we paid for exactly do not bombard me Going up there going with the first class. We're not the first class No, and we don't we didn't load this back to front front to back you got on with what group you're on Yeah, but you know how we do load yeah, and how we get off it starts at the front and it works its way back Yes, and I understand if you have a connecting flight, but you make that note. Yeah, I've connected fly So sorry my plane leaves in 30 minutes. Yes fine You even that not really trip You should have done better, huh? Get the non-stop maybe maybe 30 dollars more get the non-stop. What he said. Let's not connect It's like we're going for a Houston to Oklahoma. You don't need to connect. No need to get you You went to Fort Waterdale to go to Oklahoma. You don't need to go like you know what I mean What since does that make that's your fault for booking it that way? You went from Houston to Miami to go to okc doesn't make sense You would have a better chance of walking to that You know me it doesn't make sense. Okay, rent a car drive on 35 for three hours. You're there. You're there Why are you going to Florida? You could have taken us up at the Chickasaw? Casino national treasure casino Oh my god, bro, it's so if you know what The most vocal he is is with that. Can I not just have an epiphany? No, that's so he thrives is in that and that's a problem and we need to have a meeting first of all Probably you're on the cusp being fired for your expenses. You're on the cusp of being a racist I don't know what's going on Full-blown internal investigation. Okay. Okay. Are you okay? Are you okay? What you shut like genuinely the weirdest epiphany ever what? My arm here it does look different But you have a little brisk right now What is your wrist looks so small? I don't have a watch on normally have a watch. Oh my god. This is with oh my god You have a tan line Genuinely question about my arm here. Yeah, no, I know I don't like it either because have you ever shaved? No, no No, you want to something yeah, I don't want to show you. Yeah, go tell me something my hands are hairy Yeah, you do have your back. I had kind of attractive to me. Yeah, it's attractive when men have hairy hands really yeah, like it You look like you smoke cigarettes and your car hearts It means like if to me it means that you can weld like I like I can definitely like hang a picture I don't know about welding but it gives the build some from Ikea question though You've never shaved your arm here. Never neither of I well now. I'm never gonna say never I'm never say never, but I'm serious. No experimental way. I did shave it once okay, but okay like one little patch That's weird, but I haven't okay, and have I brought this up before maybe I have Maybe I'm having a little case of deja. Maybe a little Vue on the back end Is this the same arm hair? For when I was like 13 I Think so that is a great question though. I've never shaved this This is you have a little boy hair. Is this like I have memorabilia hair on my arm like this hair I've never had my arm hair. It has to be it's like cuz these are the same teeth Exactly. Yeah, so these are the teeth of my arm that is the teeth of your arm Oh, so this is like no cuz I this little gray weird hair. I've had in the middle of my forearm usually really insecure about it I've had this in middle school. Yeah, I've had hair on my mole right here for a long time, too But I pluck that you should go to dermatologist. Oh my god. It is the same hair. It's the same hair I've never thought about so if we smell it. We might oh I can smell my my god We get to run mom we get sniff freshman year Yeah, I go God. I was fat crooked teeth. No, bitch. I go no women. Oh the only thing he's changed is the teeth My blue You know, it's crazy. So this is the same like hair we've had too because I've never shaved my legs see But does that mean it's like like is it is it vulnerable like is it no just like is it fragile cuz it's not all she's hell I mean, wow, we're gonna leave that down crazy though Steve Green I know you like you like stitch some of our Podcastings before and you stitch like science stuff. Is this the same leg and arm hair if I've never shaved it since I was like a Teenager because okay, so I'm thinking it has to be because it's if it keeps growing Then we'd have like like, you know locks Not dread, but I'm saying lots of hair. Yeah on our arm. Yeah So it clearly knows when to stop like it knows when to stop But is it dropping out and then replacing we know because I never my arms have always been hairy And I remember something later. It just falls out. No, Anthony. I'm telling you this gray here That's right here in the middle. It's been there since I can remember Steve Green is this the same hair? Same hair we've had all our lives. I'm a scabby Moli Huh, look at that. I got scabs and moles. Yeah, dude. I mean you're starting to turn into your father You know older white people you breathe on they bleed. Oh, dude. My dad you can just look at him harsh His arms gonna start bleeding you can really stare at his arm and start bleeding another thing I'm getting real into my scientific bag real quick. I like it. I like it. Do you have braces as a kid? I did I had braces too You know you're teeth are great Wait, when did you have to wait? I feel like that you've never answered this I've always asked you when do you have braces and you've never answered. I don't remember Bull don't remember. I don't remember junior high high school middle junior high middle which is middle school for us See yeah middle school. It's like sixth to eighth grade. God. You're lucky. Yeah, I had my Peak of high school. Yeah, I mean didn't change much. I mean as soon as they got off. They were flocking really Yeah, and I said I'm afraid. Yeah, no, but I'm serious. Okay braces. How the hell do those work like okay? So all it is is a wire and brackets and my teeth were literally like I chewed on rocks I had these two were back this one was up How just just putting a wire and brackets on my mouth Make them straight so they I think I saw a video one time But basically there's the you know, there's the things on each to the break where the wire is called the brackets So I just said okay the brackets the brackets they tighten them and pull them and then there's spacers and stuff So basically it just tightens to where it's all like coming in and straight like that And then they can space it to where it's and then you end up with the straights mom I know that doesn't make sense to me. So okay, so this will look so if something I'm gonna man. So if my teeth are up here like this like that's one tooth. This is one tooth This one's back. That's how does putting just a wire and brackets on each one make it go like this because it's also How's it great? How you growing my tooth because it's not a little tooth. I had a little tooth It was a little tooth. I don't know those like small teeth You had a small tooth and they made it full. Yeah. How'd you how'd you turn me to a fully grown tooth? You like but how So looks how does going like this go like this? So look, I mean, it's a man. Imagine if this bracket is like this like say there's little hooks at the bottom I've never had braces that went like this. Now you had some extra work I'm saying on the brackets on the brackets himself. Imagine. There's different configurations. There has to be they're not all just same Right now you're using large vocabulary configurations, okay Imagine one bracket is just like this on the tooth. Yes, just just stick with me when the wire comes through and it's tightening it Maybe all this one's doing is just holding its place But now let's say there's another bracket with a lip at the bottom maybe so when the wire tightens on this one It's pulling that tooth down. It's pulling it into place. No, it might all my braggart are in the middle All my brats say they're located if I'm saying they might have different jobs like your body doesn't make sense It's not technology. There's no motor in it. There's just our technology. It's no that's brick and mortar It is strictly still technology wire and metal. That's all it is. There's nothing in there turning There's no cause that's what I'm saying. There's not like a motor in there slowly turning Why does it not just stay in the same spot just because you're making it pulling it tighter? My teeth should be overlapped now that you made it tighter not all straight It doesn't make sense to me and it just doesn't make sense and what's the whole Saturn ring thing? Who does that like what is that for and I'm not gonna be on I'm gonna be honest I've seen some I've seen some the people that get the Saturn ring right now. I think it's a humiliation ritual Like it's like what does that do in the big 25? You got the Saturn ring you have 24 7 headwear if you have braces that require headwear in 2026 you absolutely have to be I mean my car literally can drive to Nebraska without me touching it and you should I'm not saying it's your fault, but somebody in your life is making fun of you like because they you don't need to do that There has to be another option Like literally in in Japan right now there is there is there's flying vehicles And nobody's touching anything and you have Saturn's you have Wire going around your head you have to sleep with a neck brace so you don't but you don't fold your metal like that's not Right and like you have a case I'm looking out for you. I'm not making I'm looking out. Oh my god What if it didn't come out that it was just like like step parents that hated their step kids and there's like And I know some you I there's people close to me that have had it. There's people close to me. Yeah, dude First off, how long did you have your braces? Just the standard typical? What's standard typical? Typical what did you say a couple years? I thought you said five no no, I say you were you didn't even have a mouth But they just sit your mouth standard typical is two years like 18 months to two years You're not gonna say what say you know, I really can't cuz you know, it's mean that's mean to keep going That's really mean so 18 to 24 months. I would say yeah, so you want to say it's so bad You're actually not even hearing me. I could be I could literally say pastrami sandwich windex cleaner skateboard You're like it's so mean. I want to say no good You're I've already said I've already answered what you've asked you want to say that's so bad. You're not here with me Okay, go in a day. I'm already gone. I've already the goings already gone. I've already crossed the go again Go again 18 to 24 months is a standard period How long time mine? Yeah, I'm sure the standard period standard period Okay, I know someone in our super close circle. They had theirs for five years. That's what I was gonna talk about What it's really mean It's user error, isn't it? Huh? It's user error You have to it has to be user error if you give you have braces on for half a decade Right, what are you saying user error like you've done something wrong? No, no really? No, it's you can't there's no way It takes five years to now. That's what I said. I mean, what was this before? It was interesting really it was interesting, but it wasn't like my repackage monster I can say bad teeth cuz I have bad grill. I never had like really bad my two fronts with a major I mean just just absolute female repellent. I'd be like yeah, I'm Cameron these two were literally like Yeah, and there's like oh god. Yeah spider and I can make fun of it because I used to get bullied over like my bites of my sandwiches people Would look at my sandwich after I bit into it and be like wow So I can talk about it now. It literally looked like three different people bit off that thing It looked like a puzzle piece when I was younger when I used to bite myself when I was mad at a video game one time I looked down I literally bit I looked down. I went god that sucks I was like that is not a good pattern. Yeah, it was like Yeah, when I used to practice kissing right here. I used to practice right here and get it going And then I and I saw like movies people bit the bottom lip. So I practiced my bite and bloody dude I was like, I mean they were fangs and they're all cray. I'd blood up here up here up here like nothing was even I mean that really made me take it. Okay. I think we've talked about before okay, but we need we need I need to say this We just about it when when was yours and what exactly what did you do cuz you just said you'd look up videos I looked up videos to I didn't look up videos. I looked up videos. I looked up videos I'm sorry a lot of your it's starting to make sense. I look at video. What would you type in because look basically what you just Say it you just said that you saw you said you saw people in videos and movies. Yeah, the bottom Yeah, so I was not comfortable with biting the lip. I thought I'd take that with me Yeah, so I said how to properly like Kiss I don't even know what I searched but I was like like the next steps of kissing like next steps of kissing with tongue Biting you watch the wiki how I did I swear God I actually think it was a wiki how like on YouTube and you would you millions of what's the weirdest thing you practiced on kissing? Never did see I never first off you never got me. That's not realistic. Oh, that was realistic for me I did the hand thing at first now. I didn't like that. She's like You're like no, I want to get monetized But I would do the hand and then now at one point. Mm-hmm. I started looking around for some sort of something Like a figurine. Yeah, yeah, like a doll Something I thought you had dolls a dog. That's what you said Man a doll so but nothing nothing like fit nothing was real so I just I really did hand and then right here Okay, that's all I did but you did the sack of the elbow. I did say the elbow. I mean that helped me in my older years, too I did List you everything I did that I remember go. Oh, we know what you did And yeah, yeah, yeah inner inner arm stuffed animals like Bevo God bless that Bevo Jello. I ran through Jello like my dad would like open up the trash and he'd like why so many Open Jello's that aren't eaten. There's like a little bit of hole in the middle. You're like, oh, no And then like and then like puddings. Oh fruits. I would cut open like oranges I'm the best kisser you've ever met I put in a hundred hours. Yeah, what the hell so you can't get on to me for watching a YouTube video You're sitting your tongue in orange. Oh Now it's time for people's favor it's a you know what that is pop culture pay it in Pop culture pay it in camp bow now as you can see it's just me here. I'm in different outfit The mood has gone down a little bit The episode that you just watched is already done it was done a week ago We pre-recorded it because of the holidays Now I'm here back in the studio the day before this episode comes out Because last night on Saturday It was the greatest of all time John Cena his last match in the WWE I Mean there was a lot of emotions I had leading up To this final match We spent the whole last year doing a farewell tour I was lucky and blessed enough to go to One of the stops on John Cena's tour and you being able to see him in person you know one last time and You know you've used to spend this whole year Preparing yourself emotionally and mentally and For the fur for for last night You know there's a bunch of speculation about who should a lot of conversations. I mean about who should John Cena Wrestle how should this last night go? There's always been rumblings that it would be goon to I Was prepared for that That's who John Cena is gonna wrestle You know there through this whole year a lot of people Get angry at the booking of John Cena's farewell tour. I've always been on the side of The storyteller I've always been Give hunter give Triple H grace give John grace give these writers grace through this I've always been defended If you were on my social medias last night whether that be Twitter tick tock Instagram you can see I was upset About how last night went on John Cena's final match and now I got all the yelling out last night. I'm not gonna yell I'm gonna talk I I Am very very very upset about how that went they they They butchered it they absolutely butchered it and I feel like We were robbed of something I feel like I Feel like the match wasn't good I Feel like the tap out wasn't good. I feel like the ceremony in quotes ceremony wasn't good and I've been getting a lot of flack Online if you'll be like, oh, you don't understand wrestling man. You don't know all the greats. They lose the last match Right. They lose their last match Okay, you can lose the match. I'm not even mad at that even though I don't think he should you can't compare Anybody else's retirement to John Cena you can't Sean Michaels Who else Rick flair Who else it doesn't matter you can't you can't compare it because no one got a farewell tour No one else this is different No one got a farewell tour. No one got paraded around the whole world on a farewell tour so you can't compare it it's supposed to be different because it was different and Move on from the match that was 10 minutes of locking up and I get what they were trying to do I In this whole narrative y'all are trying to spin of its poetic It's poetic because he didn't give up He didn't tap out because he gave up he tapped out because yeah, he realized he had nothing left to fight for stupid That's stupid It's poetry. It's poetic. I don't even read poetry. I don't read that. I Don't read poetry. When's last poem you read? name it name it Name three poets right now. It's one of them can't be triple H It was stupid. It was stupid It was stupid. It was stupid and then the match is over the match is over You have all the the locker room come out Pound on the mat get it great You point up to a screen this big And show them a minute and a half video a minute and a half of what? And then you just walk them off This this is the worst thing you could have done This is the worst and you had one of the greatest rivalries in the world in Pro-resilient history between Randy Orton and John Cena and you had Randy at Mr. Beast land in Saudi Arabia you had you had you had you had you ran your at Beastland because of the connections Because because because your partnership with the WWE or with them and their partnership with the WWE Really? Really you don't hand John Cena a mic at the end John Cena booked it John Cena's the one who booked it Well John Cena was wrong too if he booked it then John Cena is wrong. There's a point We're wrestling fans and their opinions matter It's a we matter it matters what we think it matters what we want that does matter And then there's there's this talk online of the fans in the arena were wrong for booing and Heckling Triple H when they should have been celebrating John that's your fault It's your fault for making WWE unreal It's your fault for pulling back the curtain so much to where the bookers are now a part of the storytelling Before if that never happened if it was old-school WWE and we were not talking about who's booking and how this story line is gonna go The heat would have all been on goonter It would have all been on goonter or a large majority of it But now you make the writers a part of the storyline and now you bring the writers out After a horrible booking that everybody doesn't like yes, they're gonna get heat in a white world Are you mad at us in one world? Triple H do you go out on the post show and go full heel and turn around? Oh, I thought you guys would be louder than that. You're wrong be wrong Hey, I messed that up even if it was John's idea I Mean you know what's poetic you know, it's poetic WWE unreal The start of John Cena's farewell tour Triple H goes There's a way we can mess this up there you go you did it You did it and I swear to God if goonter goes on a two-month hiatus if we don't even see it Goonter needs to wrestle every night Every night for the next year you want him over every night I'm upset I'm upset I Feel like I was robbed I could go and talk about this for hours, but this episode's too long. I Want an apology. I Want an apology And you took 20 years of my life You just threw it away you didn't celebrate it Last night should have been a celebration That whole show that I get I loved the NXT shout to Javan Evans shout out to all my friends that are there It was great. I love it which I'll did I love that everybody paid tribute to John That last hour should have been a celebration of the greatest of all time. I Don't know let me know what you guys think Love you guys That was pop culture pay in in camp. Oh Pop culture In cam love you guys You should know Alright, let's get out of here man. Oh my god, let's get out of here man. That was a fantastic episode Remember submit your first you want to sign shirts? Can I be honest I never recovered from my mind never fully got off that I couldn't shake him I mean I mean I And now financially I gotta make a call. I'm gonna dispute that charge. He's not getting paid Routing his holidays. I'm sorry. Oh my god. All right. Well, I literally got a text from my accountant. Cleann account Cleann, I'm so sorry. Oh My god, yeah, yeah, it's bad. Oh god Robbie. 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