Etsy Witch Ban is News AF – February 10, 2026

Hey, everybody. What's going on Rob sister Nino back again to talk with you about the week's most interesting news stories for the week of February 10th 2026 here on news a Yeah, that's right news a f back once again the guys are back together to talk about everything you need to know This week first we are back here with an incredible influencer of all things pickleball who just caused one of the largest traffic jams in Utah State history It's Tyson Apostles. Thanks. Now are you? I'm great. Yeah, it actually might have been used. But Antelope Island traffic jam of the shut it down. Yeah, there people were waiting 4 to 5 hours on average in their cars to shake my hand. Did anyone get trampled by a bison? I don't think so. But people did see bison some people park at the bottom and run up the hill. There was a sign that said we came for the Tyson not for the bison. Which was pretty good and my hand is bruised and tired and sore from shaking. I shook probably Because I started fist bumping because my hand was hurting so bad, but I probably shook 1500 hands. Wow. And you glad to get the pure L Oh, we did. We had it. The CBS representative was like you need hand sanitizer. That's probably accurate. And Everyone was so nice. Everyone was so excited. I'll tell you this if I had waited in a car for four hours I'd be irritated as shit by the time I got to where I was going get up to you spit at your feet and just walk away and some people waited four to five hours in their car and got turned around Because the event ended. Yeah And then the DNR came and thanked me for raising so much because you had to pay $15 to get through the gate. Yeah, there were over a thousand cars that pay $15 and then didn't get it. Oh my gosh. I mean they got in to the park But they did not get in to see the idol or me and But everybody was very, very, very nice and it was a huge boost to my ego. I don't think a regular human could handle the ego pump Like I am taking this For humanity because a regular physical ego bought it like that. Yeah, no Well, think about this Tyson people deal with this type of You go all day every day all the day and that's how they become very weird and detached and you're just like how did that person ever become that weird Not talking about the host of the show I'm talking about probably lots of people who are up here in the highest not this host of these shows here. No, no, not Show the news representative is not detached. No, but yeah, but I think Tyson what he's explaining is the preliminary Yeah, this is how you start surrounding yourself with yes people because it feels so good all the time on your way to Howard Hughes On your way to collecting your own toenails at a jar. Yeah, yeah Yeah, it was great and Rob you were out in rally and I saw rally. Yeah, I saw the line going around the blocks through the parking lot Through around another block into the thing. Yep, and yeah, I had a nice time on Saturday and it was similar situation not with cars But you know it was bitterly cold and it was at the museum and People waited for hours and hours and hours. I don't know what time people showed up to get in But they said to be there. I think starting at 10 and if you got there like I think any after 10 I don't like there were people Because we were late. It was so hard to find a parking spot We saw people like on the way in who were like in the line in the morning and then like I took that picture a picture with that person at like four o'clock They're like I just got in so wow. Yeah people like babies. It was it was a lot for people to Families standing in line waiting like that we I got a VIP straight to the front of the line Rob with a parking spot They were like We didn't give a part for us, but they did yeah, they on coming traffic lane all the way to the top But they did they took good care of us and everything and everybody was like really pumped up to see us Yeah, so it was like I mean they've really I didn't think that there was that much awareness for the those 50 state idle hunt But people are really either Yeah, but it wasn't they weren't there for they were there for us though not the idle hunt probably right Probably yeah, probably both Yeah, yeah by Yeah, but I mean I think Danny I think this would have been right up your alley This was like farest fan of like trying to like go get the treasure What is it wasn't it wasn't like that at all Rob are you kidding me? They put it in a Instagram there was no finding it it was just there and then you got a picture with it and submitted it. Yep That's what he had like a QR code right if you found this thing Yes, a QR code and after a million people find it he does a drawing to actually gets it wait wait wait so No winner has been chosen no this was just the the pre-evident entry the entry event To the contest. Yeah, needo. Yep. Yeah, okay. All right. Here's the man who Will not be at the survivor 50 finale it is Danny Bryson I forgot to drive up to Antelope Island and Get my I could get my picture taken a Tyson, but the idle won't be there. So probably doesn't count Yeah, I heard the Wyoming one is only accessible Fies snowmobile What yeah, that's a barrier to entry That will also predicting 20 to 30 people backs Uh 20 to 50 people yeah, Wyoming. I bet the population to snowmobile ratios pretty good There's more snowmobiles than humans in Wyoming Yeah, I think it's one of the least populated states it is all of them So I would not be surprised if the number of snowmobiles out numbers the number of people So have you been to Wyoming Tyson? Yeah, yeah, how is the border border state to Utah? Yeah, there's pretty parts of Wyoming But it's mostly just flat I did just went for the fireworks and alcohol in Evanston which is turn around come right back Yeah, because in Utah the Firework laws are strict So people in Utah would drive across the border to Wyoming to buy bigger fireworks and then come back and do them in Utah Yeah, um I mean Jackson Hole is in Wyoming. That's a very popular tourist destination Yellowstone Park part of it is in Wyoming and So there are beautiful parts of Wyoming, but there is a lot of barren empty Plains I'm interested I'm intrigued yeah Wyoming is a cool state. Yeah Yeah, it does not get as much attention as some others But it has a lot of stuff. Can I shout out at the North Carolina event the Woman who came up and said her favorite podcast is news a half shout out to you Yes, yeah a bit of that too and you know, mm-hmm Some yeah, people asked if they were like you couldn't get Danny out here I was like no, I wouldn't have been tried. There's no way he would have shown up for this If Tyson and wanted to go on a run on anilob island, I would go mm-hmm But yeah Pretty it is actually pretty movies out there are really nice. So it's a it's a unique experience because of the great Salt Lake and just the whole like Baron landscape with that water. Yeah, it's it's a pretty interesting place. Yeah. How are you doing Danny? What's new with you? Oh You guys were texting this morning. I was battling. I was in battle mode with my kids. Oh, yeah, because they have later school then Oh, I cannot get out of the battle I can't get them out the door on time. We can't either and it's just like I know that's what the battle is lights turning on me Trying to be nice at the beginning, but slowly turning into a morning monster as they don't get up or get ready Meanwhile, I'm making food and it's just getting cold. It's just some losing my mind In the morning. I caught myself this morning at Rachel that I both laughed because I was like bergen Did you do you have your shoes and she's like yes? And then I was like, okay now put them on your feet And Rachel, I just laugh at each other. We're like every little it's literally they'll come out the black camera I was like did you brush your teeth? They're like no. Yeah come out as we We all hold this and there to go back and put socks on come back I was like you got to get your shoes too and they're like oh, and then they go back and put their shoes on to come out. I was like Your water By your bed. I don't know. Okay. I wish my memory was better So I could see back in time if I was as just not put together And then my parents didn't care that's I'm here. It didn't care but I still think I got to school on time. Yeah, we got to school on time I rode the bus so I had to do bus too in junior high and yeah The thing with up with me growing up was my mom was like where whatever the sh- Fuck you want she didn't say it that way, but that was her attitude I don't care if your hair's done And if you tell me your brush your teeth whether they're brushed or not that's whatever I don't care, but I don't remember going back and forth to my room multiple times and then trying to sneak toys in my book bag and then well I barely got here in time Be or even realize what was happening because I'm so frazzled. I think there was fear of consequences that there isn't for Yeah, the children now They don't fear anything. They're not a friend Worst case scenario is they get a toy at target the next time we go Like that's the worst case scenario That's the worst case scenario Just one okay And it's from the Really blowing your only Yeah, the from the dollar bin at you only get one toy and it's at the like Oh my gosh Even right after Christmas and the kids got all those toys Rachel goes to target and with the kids and comes back and they both have toys I'm like what are you doing? Literally two days ago they got each a thousand toys like what are we doing stop? Yeah Check they wanted it they wanted it okay did all right Well, let's get into some of these new stories that we have to talk about and the why don't we start off with a ban Over on Etsy over the services of I don't know if either of you had come across this But we talk about it a lot in terms of big brother where that there have been Practicing Etsy witches who you could pay to cast spells On people and probably also on yourself in you like if you trusted them and had positive spells Protection spells like Foulos enhancement I'm not sure if that was one of them Money manifestation Curses for your enemies and other supernatural outcomes, but Etsy says no more There's been a sudden and quiet crackdown on Etsy witches with no prior warnings Oh wow you have to be setting in quiet with witches you don't want to give them time to cast their spells. Yeah, that's true Um Is this because they're not certified? Oh do you go to online college? I would want licensing Because I would want to make sure that if I hired a witch that it was a real witch and not a fake Yeah, where do you go to a witch school? Like yeah, how do I know your university of Phoenix switch program? Yeah, I would that's good enough for me the witches of Etsy already sounds like a movie Right, do you like it would you watch it? Uh, no, I would watch it. I would definitely watch you wouldn't watch the docuseries which is I don't know I'm not going to go around and follow these witches around this is a fictional Work of fiction the witch. No, I'm not watching that but I I'm not either the doctor is great Um, I wonder what their success rate is and if they have I would like to read the reviews of witches Well, I don't know if you can because they kicked them off Oh, I should have but they had thousands of reviews and had been operating openly for years, Danny Wow You know what? Cool, nice Mm-hmm, reviews for Yeah, I'm going to watch the witch school. I mean How general though like so robs like Cast a money making spell on me where I start making more money. Yep, and then You do make more money and then it works Right, it's like 50 50 chance Every time Here's the AI overview guys Gonna be some real good insight in this overview. I don't know if I trust the ad channel's review Which is range from highly satisfied viral success stories to accusations of scams yeah, so yeah with many customers wait hold on reporting receiving only generic pdf Or no results for services like love luck and career spells price from four dollars all the way up to four hundred dollars Dude all you have to do as a witch is the same thing that people do Kind of in prayers like you hire me to make more money and I'm like okay, and I'm like if it be who with the dark lord To give you more money then thou shallest be And then you'll be like it's up to them Uh, and if it's that's like There you go universe. It's up to the universe Yeah, so that's all you have to do is you put that little insurance policy in there where it's like If the darkest of lords See it's a bit to receive this whimsical magical Thing this is spiritual asterisk at the bottom of the thing like you get with the pills that promise to Make you feel better be younger whatever right always this is not this is not been proven by the FDA Correct, right? That's kind of what you'll get here with this Um lots of people it says the love spell was a pretty popular um Spell for witches. Yeah, yeah, lots of they love it people love it So people who have been relying on these witches and the witches themselves they say this is a modern day witch hunt Mm-hmm wow Uh, I don't know when the proverbial stake All right guys Hear me out Only fans except for only for witches. Oh, I guarantee you that's already I thought you were going to suggest We start a wizard club Warlight Warlock club. Yeah on Etsy. Yeah, no can't be on Etsy anymore. They're cracking down. We can Cracking down on witches. Oh They haven't figured out that warlocks are basically the same. Yeah By the way, would you say warlock? I feel like um I need to be a little more squat with a uh like some kind of club A staff I just doesn't sound right warlock. Why can't I be a wizard? Hmm because I mean you can be a wizard, but we need warlocks and wizards. Okay, warlocks are Wizards know wizard sounds sexy warlock sounds um Yeah, but a warlock The dark the dark to I'll need to study a little off Yeah, well, where's wizards like I'm cool dude. I've got like that cool. Well, I think that there is a connotation of a wizard. I think is a Person who is working more for the forces of good. I don't know and that because then you're you because then they have to say Evil wizard if you're not working for good. Which they do sometimes. Mm-hmm but You do I think yeah a warlock is an evil wizard using dark magic. Yeah sounds like I think there's not a good warlock So there are other platforms that the witches are turning to like witchley is one of them although Customers are complaining that they don't hit the same People don't like going to witchley. They want to go to Etsy to get the witches Hmm. I ed see is crafty and witchcraft. I mean kind of witchcraft Can't we do that's where I'm saying we need to create a platform That's good things.com Why? Because then the witches can go there how about warlocks for you No, because people don't want that in their search history. That's why witchley isn't hitting the same Good things dot. Yeah, that's good point good things happen and then you can go on you can Should we go on witchley.com and see what's going? No witches here.com. Yeah And it's just all witches. Okay, so it's witchley.co.uk Connected with real tarot car Yeah, this definitely doesn't hit the same. Yeah, that's what I'm saying But things dot com wood This witch here. I'm reading a story a separate story about a witch who made 80,000 dollars Doing in a day And she cast a month or weeks after she became a big hit through an influencer so Money in 80,000 and then I thought you were going to say for the years like that's pretty good But that seems like a lot of hustling and then you said in a few weeks and I was like okay I am a warlock now Welcome to Tyson warlocks are us I don't know why you have to make that you have to that's after you give the spell that's sound That closes the whole eat for I will know I think you need to do something more ominous like an ominous drama I have opened the channel to the cosmic energy. This is just stereotype of warlocks Oh, right. I've never met a warlock modern warlocks out like Rob. They can sell like anything They don't have to like a regular purses. Yeah, that's what I that's I want the voice like if I'm wearing a witch I want to like living in the 90s or lock sounds are timeless because which craft and warlock craft has existed since the beginning of time Yeah, but it's advanced it's advanced along with the other Social constructs. So now it's just like regular regular dudes on the street Can be warlocks Danny like you're they are amongst us and we don't even know it. All on where neighbor. I'm looking at this warlock Where can I get my warlock degree? Yeah, yeah, I know where you are in Utah. I'll just do wherever. Yeah, yeah I'm searching Right on bison island. Yeah warlock training. There's some some community college Probably It's a tech at a tech school because it's probably only a two-year degree. Um, I Oh, there's a warlock academy Yeah, just in case you want to get into this is that in Florida. I'm waiting. They're all involved with the Church of Satan Can I be like a warlock being involved with that then you're a wizard. I think yeah, that's a wizard I don't want to be a warlock anymore wizard channels the power and light of Christ Is the church of Satan like a organization like is that like there one like Literal center of the like organization of the church of Satan. I It's probably is but I think their whole thing is the anti organization But in organizing as the anti organization and I don't know we're gonna have a listener weigh in probably Whistler is first is the first was the first wizard academy in the world No, that's not true That was 2012 I bet you before 2012 there are tons of wizard schools. Yeah, but Yeah, hidden in dark corners and basements the dark web Yeah, yeah, how? I mean, I don't I wasn't alive back then, but like did you go to did people go to wizard school? They're like here's a spell and then you're like I can't get it to work and they're like yeah Yeah, that's your fault because you're not channeling Wizard powers, mm-hmm. Yeah, you're not channeling Beasle Bubs Whatever has got going on dude. Beasas bubbles. Yeah I I'm with Rob though. I think that the wizards nowadays you wouldn't wizards and warlocks You wouldn't be able to tell except for maybe the warlocks are wearing eyeliner Mm-hmm. Yeah a lot more eyeliner. Yeah, that's it. That's That is an excellent point. Yeah All right, have you there you guys check that any Olympics over these last couple days? Hardly I saw Lindsey Vaughn crash. Yeah, yeah Through the air and then she turned sideways right before she landed and I thought that's not going to be good And it was not clipped she clipped a flags Yeah, by the way, I so when I was in Switzerland last they were holding a local race called the inferno right in mirin And so all of these was at which isn't warlocks or there might have been some but they were all just in You would never know. Yeah, so it was a race for every day people And I went down the race course and I thought this is insane And these people who are going to race this the next day are all going to die So now when I see these people race like Lindsey Vaughn I have nothing but respect it is absolutely terrifying You do not even watching it. You do not get a sense for what these race courses really are like They are they're mind-blowing and they are fast and our skis are huge and it's just like I can't believe anybody does it and lives. So nothing but respect even though she did break her leg, which is unfortunate But why what did you've been watching Rob? So I haven't been watching much But I wanted to talk about a story that we have about the male Olympic ski jumpers who are allegedly allegedly Do we work on a kind of work? Yeah in Or injection They are injecting yeah injecting their member with Hyaluronic acid So I saw headline today in my Google feed that said what are the downsides of injecting your penis with hyaluronic or however you say it acid And I thought are there any You know Their ass looks like they're should be yeah They're always yeah, so I'm not sure about the downside. Well the reason why people are doing this now I thought initially That maybe that the story was that they were injecting their member with acid to make it smaller Make it no, I thought maybe I thought maybe more aerodynamic to be more aerodynamic it turns out extra suit material due to the pool Yes, so that's what it is. So they want to basically Be bigger when they measure for your suit and then you have a little bit more of like what's that like flying squirrel type material of where Right right that when there's more fabric in the front it catches air a little bit more well Can't and they have to have a big dong in order to can't they just like modify the suit after or is that cheating? I think that's probably cheating So the Olympic committee measures these dudes dogs and then makes a little thing measure their like private parts I think they probably get a tape measure and they probably like do like circumference around the area And so down to check for loose material So it's not like that. Oh, do you think they do a pat down to make sure everything's fitting snug before they go? Probably oh, I don't think they do a pat down before they go. I think they do like they take your measurements and now you know You just The dong Juiced and up the dong doesn't seem like that would enhance the circumference measurement of the waist section Like you do it just like But what if I what if I just like gained 15 pounds of spare tire and then lost it all before I scheme Yeah to get up to girth You know how they get down to their weight in wrestling yeah in ski jumping you want to girth up And then drop it all drop it all which you might not have enough time or What if You just got up to like 500 pound person then lost it all so you had all this extra loose skin And put it all down there and then yeah, well on the day that you ski put it pull it up If you had one loose skin Maybe if you had like some way for that the skin to be come out and help you fly There's a lot of options. I think even up the dong is So minimal that be if the guy goes off the jump some panels open on his suit and pink flesh begins to like flap in the wind from the sides. He's like opened up an extra wing of skin Um, I can't imagine that the difference is that big But in these types of sports with this much on the line. I mean we're talking world champion Maybe it's enough to make a difference. Yeah, so I You know, I probably won't be getting any of this acid, but um I guess if you're if you're that much into winning. Yeah, you're willing to inject acid into your dong What if you rather than injecting the acid? What if you iced the area down prior to the ski? I know it's already called outside But what if you like really like got like a bunch of ice and you know Cooling pads And then if you iced the area down Why do you just keep your hog huge? So they have to blur it on TV That's a good poll that's for summer Uh, yeah, I love it. That's really scum revenge If you had shrinkage you might be able to naturally have the the fabric flap. Yeah I would like to know how much Uh acid injection into your wing increases your distance. Yeah, I would like to see the I would review and when removing the dong permanently Give you even more fabric there I think you want to get measured with and then and then remove it right and then maybe you can do emergency Surgery to have it reattached on landing. I don't think there's enough time I think that they're giving you a very limited amount of time. I think They're in this article that I also mentioned that some athletes were taping it also I'd rather tape it than inject it or have a remote you also tape your scrotum down to your legs So then it would cause like a squirrel flying squirrel effect and then just be like that's how my scrotum sits Some extra webbing. Yeah super old dudes are dudes are not jumping and getting like 10 20 extra feet Get your you just put your scrotum in the microwave for like 10 seconds and then you can stretch it down to your knees Mm-hmm I mean, that's a dangerous acid Okay, well let's talk about some other gigantic weeners and okay That's what's going on over at ikea where they've introduced a new half-meat or not? No half-meater hot dog Yeah, that sounds like it's a lot of dog. Is that bigger than casco? Yes, that's what the headline says here. Yes. Whoa Well Costco I bet so embarrassed about how small their weeners are yeah Okay, so 20 inches have the Swedish meatballs like can you get a hot dog in But yeah, they're basically you like that's the play well the play is casco needs to come out with giant balls Giant yeah, they're really size-shaming cascos dollar 50 hot dog how much is ikea's it's five 30 or something like that oh If you just buy two casco dogs and put them together then hot dog for kings mm-hmm Yeah, it's a half meter Half-meter makes it sound massive half-meter does very sound massive. I mean casco could have How long is our cascos? They should change it to send us your meter. Yeah third of a yard. Yeah, so here is here's what they're showing The half-meter hot dog. No, is it really that big or they just putting in like a regular size bun They're putting it in a regular size bun Or maybe a little bit longer That's they did that on purpose, but also I lived in Europe for a long time. I like to tell people that as often as I can And this is pretty standard like street food at night is get go get like a sausage in a sausage in a roll And that's kind of what that looks like because that doesn't really look like a hot dog hot dog. No, it looks like a meat It looks more sausage-y than hot dog. So maybe it's a European style hot dog, which is delicious Looks like they have the mustard there, which is also a standard Can't catch up your at all. I know is that right now casco is smashing up all of their um Hot dog molds and they're going to recast them and we're going to be one meter long dogs But because they have to redo the the molds the first the first Meter-long hot dogs to come out of casco are going to be very expensive until they can come to the cost of the new ones Exactly. Oh, yeah meter-long hot dog dude And so our standard hot dog we said takes five years off of your life Minutes I think Five minutes off of your life. I think it was just minutes I think it was 30 minutes, but this one probably takes a day At least a couple hours Probably even more than that because probably the huge choking hazard. Oh Yeah, dude. Yeah, you got to be careful with that much dog Yeah, imagine accidentally swallowed it whole List even if you're swallowed at hole get the bottom of your stomach and still choke you. Yeah Probably an embarrassing obituary of that's how I'm like oh what happened to Tyson? Oh well You know the half meter hot dog at IKEA. Remember how they used to have the half meter hot dog at IKEA for just a limited time until Tyson died He took it down way too quick. Yeah, he couldn't handle it Tyson was scarf and dog too hard It's like the wish I think you should leave Skidding Oh, yeah the Carver Hot dog vacuum. Yeah, that you like it at every IKEA on hand Yeah, just in case okay, wow We have a lot of food stories today. This is from a person in Right here in North Carolina in sounds like in Near Charlotte a man broke into a little Caesars and after hours made pizzas Sold them to customers and kept the money Turns out you cannot do this you cannot go into little Caesars when it's closed believe it or not and then make the pizzas and sell them No, no, maybe if it was like that they said okay, hey Um, if you want to like make the pizzas sell them and then you keep some of the money and then you give the rest to us And that might be okay. He kept all the money Yeah, he can't do that. He needs to pay for the raw materials Mm-hmm, you know the cost for the lease. Yeah, I mean I have previous experience in the pizza cooking business unclear This was when we had the big sujno storm recently and they got 14 inches of snow and he said hey, you know I'm just gonna open little Caesars today and work there Oh, he did it twice by the way First time he did it he entered the business prepared pizza and sold them to the customers, but he then broke in again and He did it while people were there. Yeah, which is what got him caught the second time yes, and there was a physical altercation and I don't know what he was gonna try to do once he got it in the people maybe he was gonna come in and try to like be their boss Yeah, that's the next level of a break in he's like first I get in ground level yeah Get an understanding of the process of pizza making yeah, and I break in and in person in the boss They call this the captain Phillips. Uh, he came in he said I'm the captain now And they said no, we're calling the police pizza pizza Uh, I wonder if the police was better he made it Maybe I guess seems like he might have had a little bit more love and care for each of those pizzas. Was this Papa John who did this? Uh, to sabotage get some bad reviews. Mm-hmm go in makes him disgusting pizza's and then just all the one stars So it turns out he was a former employee. Okay, there we go. That's what I was wondering. Disgruntled. Yes. I he apparently very disgruntled But he loved the business of pizza making. Yeah, you could take the man out of little scissors You can't take the little scissors out of the man. You really can't Little scissors is my kids favorite restaurant and I bet no matter how terrible it is they still enjoy it Do you eat there? Is that possible or you totally take out? Uh, it's only take out Yeah, I think you can sit on the curb of the strip mall Which is a sign that things might not be going great for you. Yeah, it means you're under last five dollars So little scissors does not encourage people to hang out Around their establishment. Okay. All right more food stories. Uh, this is a Florida man who had $4,000 worth of stolen premium meats. Oh, that they stole from two public grocery stores Wow, but then He discovered his girlfriend cooking the stolen meat the hot meat The ultimate betrayal with another man A dairy share this meat through it all out Oh, that was rash. Mm-hmm. That was rash. I mean meat is not just taking off for himself Yeah, or throw a big super ball party or something go to outback steakhouse when it's closed and cook it all up You have $4,000 worth of meat. It's gonna go bad. You got to cook it with somebody Yes, a good point and what better way to attract a man than with the offer of free hot sizzling meat Yeah, that's exactly what I key is doing trying to get there Yeah, exactly. I want to buy really So the husbands don't wait in the car of any more they come on in that being said down a dog Yeah, if I came home okay Yeah, and I and I found a strange man in my kitchen Yeah, and my wife was preparing A dinner for him some preparing cooking up some sort of meat dish I think I would have a lot of questions and I think I would be annoyed Yeah, but you would ultimately probably just go out to a restaurant of your chore choice by yourself I probably not leaving at that point where I've come home and my wife is cooking Lam stew for some guy Like I don't even I don't want lamb stew How do we know that that's what the he's making it or she's making it for the new guy What if she was making it for her husband? She brought this guy in as the Maybe this is like a private chef a private chef Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah tell us all this time um I Yeah, that would be questionable, but I just I Yeah, you guys want to hear some of the puns that the local sheriff gave yes in his social media for meat Yeah, he said this wasn't just a case of someone trying to meet their budget This was an aculated high stakes operation. Yes Does that mean you're to the sheriff or make you want to go commit be crime? I think he's using AI Yes, chat GPT to make a bunch of jokes. Yep. I don't know. I think these ones are pretty much writing themselves You would think that but also law enforcement is It's pretty notorious for not having a sense of humor. Yeah, okay. Well Listen, that's how you get these guys to turn themselves in when you the girlfriend is Like taking the stolen meat and cooking it for another guy Yeah, so now you have to hire undercover cops Good hot undercover cops hot undercover cops guys his relationship may have been past its prime Yes Okay, okay Like if you steal from our stores we will catch you and you will meet the consequences yes another meat one No, that's a little tired, but okay, yeah, yeah, okay Um also in Florida there is a restaurant bucks coal fried which has a new novelty pizza that they're calling the everglades topped with iguana meat the first iguana meat pizza in the history of mankind It's been a great iguana harvest It really has did I fall out of the trees you just go pick him up on the ground that's when you know they're right Yeah, yeah Say that they are cold stunned iguanas and that's where they get them from That's how the meat is the most tender is after they've been called They ring down from the trees Yeah, you pick him up off the ground take the kids out with some picnic baskets everyone's having a good time picking up and harvest you iguanas yeah, you can keep any iguanas you harvest yourselves. Yeah, what a day People say it's just like chicken That's what it is. I wish someone would say this meat tastes just like State iguana iguanas tastes like a nice cut of prime rib Is iguana thing that people do eat in other places? I've never heard of that It's never heard of like the iguana cook out in mm-hmm I saw someone man handling like seven iguanas that had fallen through off the trees so Happy iguana harvest day to them And then I like to think of as what if all of a sudden all of those iguanas Reanimated at the same time Yeah, do they reanimate once they fall out of the truth? Well, what if like your body heat like warms them up while your tape filters in the sun and next thing you know You're getting like not on by seven iguanas. I do think it is the most humane way to Consume meat of that these animals are dying under Natural causes they are they dying or do they just get knocked out? I think if it stays cold they will die, but I think they can warm up and reanimate oh I think I could be wrong, but I think and it's like you're not worried about it going bad because it's frozen This is a top search term iguana is not immediately die when they freeze they enter a state of temporary paralysis perfect for war iguana harvest When the temperature drops below 50 degrees That's not a big deal No, it causes them to fall from trees When the temperature exposure to 30 degrees can be fatal Okay, they often recover as the temperature rises although some may perish So you're right. It's like do you leave them on the ground to rot or come back to life It's like you look at the forecast like he's not going to make it Yeah, he's got a pizza when I was in Mexico. They would fall from the trees But not for the cold they were just like climbing palm trees and once in a while one would just like fall Yeah, you'd be like that seemed like a hard hit and they would sit there on the ground stunned for a second And then they'd be like well, I'm gonna go try climbing that tree again But I don't know that I mean I wouldn't go and buy the iguana pizza But if Rob was like hey, I bought the iguana pizza and try it then I'd be like fine fine have a slice. Oh yeah One more food story for you And this one comes to us from Binghamton, New York where a bar owner lost a sports bet and The stakes of the bet no pun intended was that he had to eat when these chili for breakfast lunch and dinner for one full month That is some risky behavior and he bet that Scotty Shephler would not win the American Express tournament And then he did and then he I guess he did Um, or sorry, he bet that he did I'm sorry He bet the skyshed of the would not win and if he lost Shay would eat nothing but Wendy's chili and he won the tournament He hoisted the trophy forcing him to follow through on the chili only diet so Couple things You can buy Wendy's canned chili at grocery stores. Yes. Yes. I've seen it at Sam's Club. Yes. Oh, that's not what he should be eating He needs to go and eat that slowly stewed Really long burned at the edges chili that's been sitting there for breakfast That's what I'm saying if you want breakfast you might have to have the canned version or by canned versions probably been through rigorous testing so it's Maybe safer. I don't mind a chili if you're if I have to eat at Wendy's Chili is one of the defaults that I know I have read that the one thing every Wendy's employee says do not eat is Chili. Yeah, but I like to pretend they didn't say that Yeah, oh, because you guys like the chili. I do like it. I like a good chili I think I like a good chili too and I also think that a default wise for your taste It's a soup bar. I get blowback on the soup bar, but you guys are eating Wendy's chili Yeah, that was not good of the that's where you give the public access to 20 This soup bar compared to the Wendy's chili that I mean The that has to be way worse. Okay, that was like 20% of your life ago Hot soup Danny and I'm telling you hot soup Danny I haven't had Wendy's chili in a long time. It's not like I go there and have it, but I do like chili in general and If you're telling me I have to order something from Wendy's before you told me how disgusting it probably is because that's what the employees told you not to eat That's what I would get Okay, like if you if we were driving in Danny was like let's go to Wendy's a big uh whatever Danny and then we'd go in and Danny would be like a quadruple baconator is like oh That's in our secret menu and I'd be like that's crazy Out of me patty and I want more bacon in place to be a patty exactly What about a ground up bacon as a patty? That's as good as your hot dog patty I the slumberger The slumberger, which idea should still they should have it Yeah, I haven't you like 12 inch circumference around The bacon the bacon burger meaning the burger made out of bacon You've cooked the bacon up crispy first And then use scrambled eggs that's got to be a week of your life Too much bacon Yeah, I mean a patty made of bacon Dude that's diet you might as well be injecting your body with acid Delicious, it's plumping up. Oh you look like bacon burger will plump you up too So you think this guy should be eating bacon instead of too much bacon didn't cut off your blood flow Who's gonna clog your arteries? Yeah, okay. All right Danny you got a bull tall for us today Yeah, I've got a quick one a quick bull tall for Danny. Okay. All right. Here we go Let's go to the bull tall baby Here we go Oh, I think you're gonna like it I think you're gonna feel you be long Yeah Uh, did I talk to you guys I couldn't remember I spent a lot of time trying to remember the other day if I talked to you about How you can bet about the second coming on polity market. No, I don't think so. Yeah. I think you did I swear I did by the end of the year that it's going before the end of the year Well the odds of Christ for turning before 2027 have doubled overnight for some reason Mm-hmm. I don't know if someone got some insider information. Was there anything in the Epstein files about that? Yeah, I didn't I haven't seen anything. So it's just interesting how it's uh It's doubled. Mm-hmm. Do you think So it's generated a total of $900,000 bet uh in bets due to the complete poly market Do you get the odds that you when you placed your bet or do you get what the payout odds are at the end? So I don't know this is what I'll read to you though It's in the article the market opened in December with a 2.6% chance of a return Yeah, and as of Thursday the odds have risen to four percent again Why I don't know that's the real question I have users can buy a yes or no position with current prices at 4.3 cents for yes And 95.8 cents for no and is it in 2026? That's the thing This says coming in 2020 before 2027 so yeah, I think I'm gonna take all my money and go on no and yeah like you wouldn't make it You'd make nothing basically because basically if if Christ comes back Um first off like There's a there's an outside chance that this goes horribly sideways where Christ comes back and is like oh Rob So you bet uh that I wasn't gonna be back like oh my god. I I feel so stupid Can you forgive me Jesus and then hopefully you know you you not gonna would that you know he's still That's still the policy of infamous for forgiveness The story here is a 4% chance increase should we be concerned? You know they have the stupid doomsday clock which you can put it in a money market rob and get 4% without the chance of Why don't yeah is the pay is that what the payout is it's 4% bail yeah Yeah I'm just wondering should we be watching this so we have the doomsday clock which has become pointless because it's always so close that it's almost irrelevant Yeah, but now we've got this new doomsday clock forever But now we've got this thing with 4% chance should I be concerned should it go up to 20% chance Who is it that's increasing the percentage chance what do they know And is this a better indicator for the end of the world than the doomsday clock so I don't think it's coming in the way that Prediction markets work. I don't think it is that the there's an odds maker who is like the doomsday clock saying like okay actually The you know the pay try it so I'm looking at our look are looking better than we expect let's move the line It's like that there's there's people are buying that Jesus is coming back That's what I'm seeing there's a vibe right yeah, there's a vibe out there people are picking up on Is that more reliable than what we've seen in the past in terms of predicting the end of the world So you think all the hardcore Christians saw our sensing it right So the NFL halftime show and are like there's no way that humanity can continue after yeah, and they're like okay Well, it didn't go up it went up before the Super Bowl. Oh even before yeah, this is before the Super Bowl Before Yeah, what about uh I still am interested to know if you lock in because call she you just get paid out the Whatever the end odds are Tyson's got a good point though if you see the Vatican or the Pope going down hard on yeah a position here then maybe you might want to Follow yeah, yeah, the problem is I think it's just like a lot of like insider trading like they said like with the The streaker at the Super Bowl like that there was a bet of like is there gonna be a streaker at the Super Bowl and people think that the guy The streaker bets on yeah like that happened Yeah, it's the headline that happened last year. Yeah, I think the angels in heaven when say start throwing down on polymarket um Now's the time to get in mm-hmm Okay, I understand this is like there's lots of things we're always looking for right now that the witches and Etsy are gone And maybe they could predict the future We have to go to other methods of trying to predict the future and this is just one of many possible tools that you can use As a mere mortal to uncover the end of the world and its future date so if Etsy mm-hmm Has shut down the witches Maybe that will prolong the coming of Jesus because now he doesn't have to come shut down the witches himself Yeah pull the plug and Etsy the first thing he does is like rewink all the servers go daddy's like that's enough of that Okay, so there you go another tool what's in the thumbnail for this week's episode Uh witches long hot dogs getting injected with Yes, yes, so maybe these are witches injecting Costco hot dogs to make them yes Yes, while while one of the jumpers called long jumpers are ski jumpers head ski jumpers are score a soaring overhead Yes, like a flock of birds They just want some of that acid. Yeah, while eating pizza with an iguana with iguanas on it While iguana soak in a hot tub filled with Wendy's chili I want you don't want to pizza with just iguanas standing on it No, I don't think that'll be as sweet as like cool iguanas chilling in a hot And then you want iguanas in a hot tub Build with Wendy's chili. Yeah, and iguanas in a giant bowl of chili iguanas Because you know, as cold cold iguanas in a hot Chili out of a guaname Tyson you don't you know, that's an option Okay, okay, I like it when it's gonna be so good at prompts eventually that his whole twitter account will be like Follow these seven prompts to get the most out of AI I've been making AI thumbnails for two years here's the 10 things that I know The 10 props you must master to get the most out of chat gbt. Yes. Okay. All right Not bad. Okay You like sick guys. All right, here we go. Well, I think we kind of got it here. Tell me what do you think of this We got the witches yep injecting the hot dogs with acid the ski jumpers fly iguanas stay warm in a hot bowl of chili. Yeah, there we go Lock it in lock it in better and better. Okay. All right, Danny. What's coming up for you? Oh I've got a trip I'm trying to get put together back to you. You're up. I might go to Georgia Not the state of Georgia the country Georgia Which I might not go just because of the irritation of having to point out that it's the country of Georgia rather than the state That alone is enough to keep me from going But every whole trip. No, I think that throughout your entire content every time you say Georgia You have to say the country not the state Like a bit. That's the entire episode running bit. I've reached out to someone in Georgia and it all depend on whether or not to get back to me Okay, other than that. Yeah, I've got some stuff in the works. Oh, just hopefully that Has to fight somebody in Georgia It's a long story met someone in a grocery store a fan Okay, I'm up and talk to me who had just gone and they gave me some contact information on what's up and then I just reached out to a stranger on what's up Cool Wow, so like I my new thing I guess it's just reaching out to people and this is crazy too because the old Danny I know Would absolutely not no human connections with any stranger Any stranger in fact you would have a stranger giving me strangers information Is insane Double stranger duty. Yeah, double stranger It's like you got a witch's spell cast on you that you would be more open to friends. Yeah, the work obviously So yeah kind of trying to get some stuff going Wow, really cool. Okay I'm going to LA to do some filming in studio. Wow all week. I'll be gone all week doing that and then some survivor coverage this week breaking down whatever tribe coaches on yeah and uh And that's it and then end of the week we're gonna have some synchronized swimming competition So I get to come straight home and go watch uh burgon do some uh Also, they don't call it synchronized swimming anymore. They call it artistic swimming. Hmm why yeah, yeah Because they're so low competition too and solo can't be synchronized. So it's artistic swimming all right And of course we got everything going on over here. So our 50 preseason out the wazoo the traders you name it here on rhp Thank you so much for joining us. Take care everybody. Have a good one. Bye You get it guys You