#3211 Summer House S10E2: DJected

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I'm Ben Mandelker joining me today. Who topless in the pool. It's Mr. Ronnie Karim. How are you Ronnie? Hello. Hello. What's up? I'm doing great. Thanks. We are closing in on the graph. Me today. Look, I'm dressed in a nude colored top. So the Kyle would think I'm new to the pool. I'm dressed gray. But isn't that my new? I'm just a good gray gray skinned person. What's your new? Call it gray. So crappies are coming up real soon. We are in the we're coming into the final stretch of preparations for that. Go to watchwakrapins.com to get your tickets for either in person or virtually. Also, don't forget to vote the ballot. The round one voting is going to be up until Friday. And at the end of Friday, we close it down and then we have a new ballot. The final official ballot that'll be on Monday. So the links for that are on watchwakrapins.com or on our social media on Instagram, how watchwakrapins. Also, we have a arriving and beautiful Patreon community that we love. On Patreon, you can find our bonus episodes and specifically traders recaps, most important of all, the most important television show in the history of 2026. So that's on patreon patreon.com slash watchwakrapins. But also we have a newsletter, a weekly newsletter that goes out and we also have an avry podcast feed there feed there and video. So it's really a whole circus of activity on patreon that you should go check out. So those are the big things. Was there anything else, Ronnie, that's worth mentioning at the top of this episode before we dive into summer house. I can't remember. No, no, I don't know. Wait, one more thing. Oh, yeah, that is an official statement for me about Jill's Aaron. Okay. Jill's Aaron. Uh, Jill's Aaron getting fired from the real housewives of New York reboot on e came out and said, but I'm human. Yeah, you're a fucking trashy racist. And that's why you got hired. You're a trashy racist. Yeah, things can be true. You are, it is true. You are a human. Oh, god, my favorite, my favorite get out of jail. Carpe, what I'm human. I'm human. I'm human. Yeah. Yeah, you're human garbage. The, um, I thought it was so funny that we had just been going off on her on crappy hour before all of this happened last time. And Ben was playing a video from 14 years ago, 13 years ago, something when we interviewed Jill, she was one of our first interviews and she was a nightmare. I did not like her. And the way we were recording was on, um, what was it? What's it? It was a guy screen. There's a lot of screen recording. Yes. And for some reason, I had to screen record myself to like, they didn't have the call recorder yet or something. So I had to like screen record it with my computer. I mean, it was back in the old days. Okay, that's how we had to do things. And so you just see my face pissed off this entire entire interview. It was pissed off and or completely bored. And we were cracking up about that last week on crappy hour and then all this Jill's errand stuff happened. It's real, it's, it's not how that works out in the world, isn't it? Yeah, it is really nuts. We mad at this. Yeah, congratulations, Jill, you spent 15 years trying to get back on an ensemble show and you're already fired from it before it even started. So that's really, that's really one of the great flamethrower experience. I mean, it's not that great because it comes at the expense of, you know, people having to deal with another stupid face saying racist problematic shit. And that does take a toll on people. But in terms of like, you know, Bravo ironies, it's a pretty strong one, pretty good one there. Anyway, we're not talking about Jill's errand, but we are going in the Hamptons because the summer house today. And where we left off, Amanda had just gotten into the pool in her in her bra and her brazier and Kyle had a freak out moment because Amanda was almost skinny dipping. By the way, notably not skinny dipping. Not only was she not skinny dipping when she got in the pool, her bra got darker. So it looked even less like skinny dipping because like, man, it was actually a new kink for for Carl because it was like a reverse farmer's tan. And he really loves a can line. He really does. And I forgot that his tan line kink. Oh, there's so many, so many nuances on this show. But Kyle gets jealous. Even though by the way, Amanda is, you know, an aspiring bikini designer. So God forbid, she gets into a pool and shows off her boobs. God forbid. Well, I felt very gaslit by this whole thing because she kept saying like, I'm not naked though. And he kept saying, but your topless, near the top, and then everybody else was like, oh my gosh, Amanda went topless in the pool. Who cares? We're always topless. And then later in his thing, he's like, well, we're always topless. But I guess it is hypocritical because I mean, we are always naked in the pool. She wasn't even naked. Why are they gaslighting us into thinking that she was, she wasn't stop. Right. I think that what he ultimately tries to say is that like she was ignoring him all weekend. And yet she's giving some sort of like flirtatious energy to someone else or slash, bigly sexual energy to the hot tub when he couldn't even get like the most, the smallest amount to which I say, you DJ everywhere. So yeah, the hot tub is there. The people in the pool are there for her more than you are. Yeah, I'm not married. Yeah. Um, she could have filed the whole pool and I still would be on her side. Yep, agreed. And so Amanda tells us, we've been skinny dipping as a house for 10 years, which is a hilarious opening line to the show. As a house, we've been skinny dipping together. Okay. That's the house that's skinny depths. It's like on the back of her minivan. In this house, in this house, also I was just skinny dipping with Ben last summer in Italy. And you didn't have a problem with that. And so he wants me to be more fun. But then he doesn't like when I'm having fun. And they're like, well, the producer was like, why? And she's like, because it's not directly with them, I don't know, I can't win. Yeah. And that is his problem. That is his problem is that she's, she's having fun with everybody else. So she's showing that she still can have fun. And he's like, but why does she hate me then? You know, and I don't know. I can't explain to Kyle a million times in an episode every episode. Why he's just so wrong. And this entire episode is just more proof of Kyle. Why Kyle is in this predicament, refusing to take any kind of responsibility. But like, well, what love her boy, you know, like, what would kids do if they don't have a lover boy, you know, who's starving to death? And I have to keep love for boy open. Right. Go DJ or other boys on his open. And he does that real wide. I think that Kyle does when he's obviously lying. He does Homer Simpson eyes. Right. He's just obviously full with shit. Nobody will go all out. Well, I'm going to give, I'm going to give him a shred of something that I'm not just fighting anything he did with the swimming pool because it was ridiculous and hypocritical. I can imagine a frustration if every time like you're with the person you love, and you want to do something fun. And they're like, I just want to like stay in or something like that. Or I'm like, oh my god, I don't want to do anything. Or like, you're just, it's like a man that we've always seen her. But then like with other people, she's willing to like go have fun and do like fun crazy things. But with you, the person that she's literally close to, she doesn't ever seem to want to do fun things. So I can understand that being frustrating, but it doesn't in any way justify having a jealous fit and pulling her out of a pool and also accusing her of being topless when she wasn't even topless in the first place. And also again, it doesn't, it doesn't make like that infraction. I feel like pales to going out on the road for five days a week and partying late at night as a DJ. Yeah, the story is I'm all for new and then we see clips of him jumping into the pool naked multiple times. And he's like, yeah, he used to be a traitor and during the summer, you know, jumping the pool naked. So I know how much to stand on there. But I mean, I don't know. It's just like I've been ignored. And I don't know. Like I just, I felt weird, I felt weird. There. That's my reason. You can even articulate what he was trying to say. And that was what that's what made it even worse. He knows he's wrong. Yeah. And his feelings are hurt because his wife hates him. And he doesn't know how to fix it. And he's not really, he's not willing to do the things that it's going to take to fix it. So no. And then we go to Jesse in the West. And Jesse's like, I've never seen Kyle good job. This means just like you're going to just go on the pool and you're underwear. I mean, what the hell? And West is like, well, her tits were out. But I mean, yeah, hopefully, you know, uh, hopefully, like, um, he was respectful. Her tits were not out. They were not. And they weren't out there anymore than her. And it was like, this is puritanical. Well, why don't we going to stop this? Like we are fed from those things. Why do men get to why does why does no one care that West is flopping his tits all over the place? You know, why is it like so crazy for a woman to show her boots? Like, oh my God, boobs, boobs. Like what stop dissing baby breakfast? How many parties do we have to see Kyle's bare ass out while he pees on the grass, 10 feet away from the pool? But then like, oh God, Amanda is like, wearing a bra into a pool, God forbid, right? Yeah. Everybody hacks like guys all look like they do on summer house. But you know, anybody who goes to like a regular pool sees, floppy male boobs all over the place and they're hairy. You know, so why is that okay? I say women bring out your boobs, bring them. Yeah. I'll have to show them. So, uh, then there's just some stuff hanging around, happening around the house. We're going to get get ready to go out because the party's over. We're still going to go out to go out to a club tonight and Amanda tells Sierra that she was like, you were so much fun today. And then Bailey asks KJ to steam her dress and they're just doing all the sorts of things and West is in KJ's room and West's like, hey vibes checking in. How are we feeling? He's like, oh, way, way better. Like it's just like every time we check in, I just feel like a lot better. And we see a flashback to remind us that yes, anxiety guys. So, uh, he's a skateboarder that appreciates emotional check ins and, you know, good for him. And then we see Kyle and Amanda. They're getting ready and Kyle's like, hey, we need my outfit. She just ignores him. He's like, I think, oh, man, don't, don't, how many compliments do you need on your shorts and linen shirt? You wear it every day. I know. So then West is telling KJ, you know, yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to have my eyes on you. It's going to be my new hobby, taking care of my new bro. Yeah. Um, yeah, because West is, then he says he talks about how last year he was, um, he was a tiptoe king or tiptoe god. And uh, this year though, he's going to, but he's going to like really go out. He's going to be in the mix again. He basically got the notes from America because West is very America-approvaled, um, oriented. And he got the notes that we all thought he was lame last year. And he just moped around the house. And so this year, he's like, okay, going back to original West version. So tiptoe god is out. I'm back to being just the human form of course, light, just course light with two legs. So now everybody leaves. And Kyle is wearing a second place ribbon. And, uh, I think that's fitting. But it's also an extreme show of confidence. Yes. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Jack and Jill went up the hill in their new convertible roadstep. The handling was good and under the hood was a hybrid electric motor. Then you set of wheels came with a great deal thanks to their experience score. They got a better rate because their score was in shape. Now their walking days are no more. Better your experience credit score to help unlock better rates on car finite. Experience better your score better your story. How would you describe McCain vibes? I would reckon it's like a, a crisp in a chip. If they had a baby, do you want to know? No, you don't want. A chip and a crisp. Combination. It's got crisp ancestry, but it's a chip. Like a hot chip crisp combo thingy. Yeah. Pure poetry that was. McCain vibes. Aren't chip crisp combo hot snack thingy in a freezer aisle near you. By the way, something that else that was going around that went like lightly viral. Climbitty on my right. Am I right? The worst. You say guys, the more you know, um, can't even take it raw anymore. For some reason, I don't know why someone decided to highlight this, but then it got circulated around is the fact that Kyle Cook is two years older than JD Vance. And so there were a lot of these side by side photos. I'm not telling you that last week. Isn't that I think I was telling you this last time. I'm like, guys, this thing's been going around. You're like, man, I just, but it was, it's been maybe, maybe you, you saw it too. I'm not going to be trying by the way where I tell you like, wifely gossip, you know, we're just like catching up with each other's day. And then I tell you wifely gossip and you're like, uh-huh, sure. Uh-huh. And then like a week later, you're like, guess what I heard. Well, I've seen you log to the relationship. I did get on Twitter quite a bit. Oh, I'll announce it is. It is. It is from Twitter. Yeah. Well, the point is that it, um, but yeah, people were sending it around. And it is, it is, when you see the side by side, it is funny. Like the vice president of the country and then Kyle Cook and Kyle's aged much better. Um, but to be fair, he, I mean, he's, he's really, he's probably in the top, top percentile of 43 year olds, I would have to say. He's really doing a great job with whatever he's doing with his, you know, a lot, you know, because Kyle works out a lot. I'm sure he drinks a lot of water. I mean, alcoholic drinks are made with water. Maybe it's something in the monk fruit they put in the lover boy. I don't know. But you know, he takes care of himself. And you know, like if Kyle is banging anybody, it's like a bunch of young chicks at shows. And JD's banging couches. So maybe it just goes to show, you know, it's healthier to bang people than it is to bang couches. But yeah, it is, it is pretty crazy. When you drink that much booze, usually it starts to show up. Like I think it, it visually starts to catch up with you. Like, you know, the boozing, the partying, it just, it's around. It's on, it shows up on your face at a certain point. And Kyle's a great job of, I don't know what he's doing. I don't know how he drinks so much. He drinks so much that he's pickles. You know, he's fermented. He's like a frozen head. You know, it's like, well, Disney had, he's just had so much to drink that he's frozen in time. And really all of them are from this cast. They only want to look totally different as Carl. Carl, the healthiest story. There's, there's, I know that's the irony. There's a scene later on that we'll get to when Kyle's at Carl's house. And Carl literally is like, he's like a, like an old therapist. And I'm like, wow, how did these two are aging at such different rates? I mean, Carl is actually, I would argue Carl looks like how, like a, what a 43 year old should look like, I guess. But like, it's just, you know, it's just wild. The, you know, life, huh? Skin. Life, huh? Yeah, I was talking to a friend the other day because I had read an article about a Friterion passing away. You know, those are people who only eat fruit. And I tried to do that for like a week in my life. It was, it was more of us. It's the big old gave you. Friterion. It's people who only eat gay people. And I, yeah, and I did that for a while. So that's why I brought it up. And I was like, yeah, you were right. Friterion's dying. And you know, you think that they would be the healthiest people in the world. And I was saying it as I was eating an Oreo because I got chocolate covered Oreos the other day when we were doing our Amazon life. And you know what? I stand by my decision. I beat you through Tarion. I beat you. I'm still here. You know, I think the other thing with Carl is that he does a lot of outdoor jogging. I think that also does a number on jogging does do it. Number I think you're supposed to speedwalk instead of jog because jogging just like, especially if you're someone with any kind of facial weight, you know, it's just like your weight. It's like, we don't, but jump and it just pulls your face. You know, it's like, can't king your face down. Oh, I was just going to say because he's out in the sun a lot. But sure, that's physics to it as well. There might be who knows probably not. But maybe. Either way, either way, stay on your couch and eat Oreos. There you go. People. It's funny because because Kyle's face Kyle is aging physically. He's aging wonderfully. Um, maturity wise. He's aging terribly. He's doing it all wrong. Yeah. He's going backwards that way too. So maybe that's maybe that's something to do with it. If you never grow up, you know, if you never age mentally, maybe you cannot age physically. Yeah. Peter Pan. Look at Sandy Duncan. He still looks great. Look at Sandy Duncan. That's what I always say. When in doubt, look at Sandy Duncan. Am I right? Everyone? I was like, Jill Zaren, could you please follow Sandy Duncan's lead? Sandy Duncan's like, I love you bat, Bonnie. She goes flying to the you guys all saw Sandy Duncan flying across the halftime show, right? I love when Sandy Duncan came out and saying that Bruno Mars duet alone. So good. Ricky Martin was in the corn field like, I love you Sandra. I love you Sandra Duncan. Okay. Not lesser. We thinness. Yeah. Okay. So West is doing vibe checks. Okay. So now they're all going out and Ben, who's the new hottie is talking to the girls and West is like, wow, look at Ben. He's at the girls table pussy because I must be what it's like having an accent. He's got an unfair advantage. You know, as I carry around a DJ table, it's like, it's like, it's like an accent for a short guy. Yeah. And Ben is there. He's all sunburned and he's smiling and his like, his little hair helmet is like bigger than he's definitely doing. He's like in like an art garfunkel state right now. So the girls are all just smiling at him and Bailey's like, he looks Roman. He does 100% reading a book about Rome and he looks like one of the patriarch families, you know, that just get everything out of him because they're famous. You did? That's where I got totally remember you see. I'm a good husband. I think I said, I think you say, I hear, although I may have said he looks Greek. He, I said, he looks like a Greek statue, I believe. But either way, he does have that kind of like, he looks like he should be on a coin that you dug up. Right. That you could stick your penis into maybe. Oh my goodness. When you can have sex with talk about a coin slot. So he's over there and Bailey's like, so you did bachelor, right? Did you did? Did someone win? Did it get it? Did you get, did you get it? Get engaged. He's like, no. She's like, really? You're so beautiful. I don't understand. And he's like, well, when someone's flirting, I go read easily. It's like, oh my god, I could be the way it could be the way I was raised. I was raised in a religious family. So like no sex before marriage. My dad, Julius Caesar was always so angry at that kind of stuff. And anything sexual is like not something you talk about. The kind of attention is kind of like uncomfortable, which is crazy because like I've been modeling for quite some time. But there's a bit more than meets the oil, which by the way, my favorite thing is when a model says that. Oh my god, me too. I love that they're just not happy being who they are because you think it's going to be so easy for a model and that they just be happy. Like I'm hot, I'm blonde, I'm six foot five, I have nothing to worry about. But they're insecure too, you know, and they're insecure with looking stupid. I can't wait until we see him like sitting by the pool with like a big book. Yeah. I was just saying, I think it's funny because models always do that. They always say, there's more than meets the eye because that's their biggest insecurity is that people know that there's not more than meets the eye. But they're like, no, no, I, I read something unhoving to post the other day. So I'm, I'm, I'm definitely luxurious. I don't only read the New Yorker for the drawings. All right. I love a really long short story and tiny print. Let's just wait. I love, I love reading commentary by Naomi Fry. That's right. There's more than meets the eye. I can even rhyme. I don't eat french fries unless it's with my mind. Naomi Fry coming to see. Got I love me. Fry. I do too to get name. She's great. She's great. Yeah. So then we go back over to the guys and just he's like, um, so did you get a little spicy with a mountain kail like when she was in the pool? What was going on with that, buddy? And Kyle's like, oh, Jesse's like, cause I've never seen you like, it jealous. Any type of way or so. That was crazy. Dude, there are like so many things that Amanda and I need to talk about. Like I shouldn't say this. But like, huh, she's acted like like the last two years. She smokes weed every night. Every night, she smokes weird. I was like, well, maybe it's longer than that, but you just never realized cause every night you get drunk. Yeah. I just want to say that when your ship faced constantly. Kyle, and also, you learn a 10 minutes of this show, not slurring. And also every season on the second episode, Kyle dropped some bomb that he shouldn't be dropping. I didn't mean to say this, but Carl, he came to the office, coked up. I shouldn't be saying this. Amanda, she's high as a fucking kite. Every single night shouldn't be saying this. Lindsay went and killed someone and big. I shouldn't be saying it, bro. I was like, why do you keep dropping these truth bombs? Like, and everyone gets mad at you when you do it. And then you have to like do a whole apology to her every single season because it substance abuse deflection happens. You know, when you're guilty of use, when you feel guilty or like you're being attacked because you use a lot of substances, which is what she's going after. It's like, he's gone every night drunk with all, you know, he came up with a job where he can drink every night, which is true. And so he's deflecting to be like, well, she's a drug addict. She stays home all the time just doing drugs. That's Amanda. But we do see pictures of their house and it does look gross. And we know that there's dogs all over the place that, you know, are like their babies and I'm a dog person, but you know, if somebody comes over, I have to vacuum for an hour. Just like I did yesterday when you came over, there was a vacuum running because it gets nasty. And their house did look really gross. And then we see an overfilled astray and stuff like that. But guess what? It would be cleaner if you were there to help clean it up. She's also probably fucking depressed. She already has described that she has, you know, certain mental health struggles. And she's probably depressed because she's in this relationship that she thought she was going to be able to change, which by the way, that's where her big problem areas are. And she says that again, this episode, the areas that I wanted Kyle to change and Amanda's big problem for the past 10 years is that she always held out hope that she could change Kyle. And it seems like she's given up and she's starting to see the light. But she's well changed. Don't marry a penny. That's right. Mary a sister from ancient Rome with Ben's base on it. Yeah, he's reflecting I think here. He's basically trying to frame this as a matter of drug addict. And I guess we're supposed to take from this. And that's why I'm never in the house. And he says, well, my apartment is like a frat house and it looks like a frat house because she's chaotically living. Pro, you're drinking all the time. You are frat, you're a walking frat house. What are you talking about? He's like, I can't even have a cleaning company because there's too much shit. It's like a series of orders. Like order series. Yeah, but I mean, have you also like seen the summer house? Have you been in the summer house that you live in the summer? It's like you walk it and there's boxes piled up before you've even walked into the door. So yeah, but it does it does look, it's giving light squalers. We've seen much worse on these shows when we see the footage. But again, I just have to imagine that Amanda is probably she's probably miserable. She's miserable. God, you guys both need to just be rid of each other. And the good news is that you will be very soon. Yeah. So West is like, well, how do you like brought it up to where like, let me make a suggestion, call the New York Times, do an article. She'll get the point. Because I get actually bad for her mom to come into the city and help. She hates me. So then we go back to the girls talking to Ben and Bailey's like, I want to go. Eve's drop on the bull. And so then we go back to the guys and West like, well, he's like, wait, you want to bring the mom over to clean and like, and then what's the fucking feedback then? And she said, oh, your go she did. The mom came and Amanda piled a bunch of shit in the back bedroom when I was at. You can't even clean count on someone's mom to clean your apartment anymore. Yeah. Kyle says he can't even hire a cleaning service, which I'm probably could. So Amanda sort of sneaks up behind Kyle sort of cute sea. And so everyone's like, oh, heads up. Heads up Kyle, heads up, bro. And she's like, I'm not here. Ha ha ha ha. He's like, well, now I feel bad. And KJ goes, we're here for you, bro. I mean, it's like here for him. What do you mean? Why are you shaking your head? What's going on, Kyle? Because everybody's just staring at Kyle like, uh, oh, you know, they've been caught and Kyle won't turn around to look at her. And he's like, I don't know, I was like, Kyle, this was also a misfire by Kyle because as we've seen in the past, this is when he loves Amanda is when it's when they go out to drink, Amanda gets a little wasted. Then she dances with him and then he likes her again. And they have a really good time because she's partying, which is all he wants her to do. And so to be starting this shit on a night where he could have the version of Amanda that he likes the best bad move bad move Kyle. Yeah. So I was just like, oh my god, KJ can't believe you just said that. Oh my god, maybe you should be a tiptoe god a little bit. So Amanda's like, um, K can someone say it because I'd rather find out now than on camera. Wow. Uh, cat got your tongue. Amanda, we got dogs, not cats. It's an expression, Kyle. Well, I just feel like you're very disinterested in me and, uh, like us. And you haven't asked a question in years, which I'm like, okay, like that's you haven't asked a question in years. Yes, he has. Where are you? Do you know what time it is? Do you know about my new anymore? Well, would you mind supporting my, uh, desire to start my own little business without starting your own instead? Yeah. And Kyle, all of this would be valid if it were a normal non-drunk discussion at dinner or something, you know? Like, hey, Amanda, I feel like you're smoking weed every day. Our house is a mess. It makes me not even want to be there. You know, I feel like you hate me. Um, you like everybody in the world put me and I found out today that we do actually have cats. They just live under the dogs. And it's really disturbing. So, um, a little, little dogs. Those are in our horror house. Those have, if you weren't shit-faced, after being absent for six weeks. Um, so he's like, yeah, you know, like, uh, you don't get me anything. And she's like, that's not true. Kyle, you want to talk about companionship and communication. There's nothing uncomfortable, more uncomfortable for me than everyone knowing about how you feel except for me. And it makes it awkward, Kyle. I'm playing a smoke signals, putting up both smokes and they help. Help. Kyle's at the best wording you should use when your manager complaint is that Amanda's smoking too much. Yeah. She's literally putting up smoke signals for her. I know. You can't do it figuratively in the same conversation. So she goes, well, we can talk about this later. She's like, I told you, I told you, I told you, I fucking told you. So he walks away and Sierra is basically like hugging her and being like, no, it's okay. Just keep a cute. People are filming. Okay. There's a lot of, a lot of cute, a lot of lucky lose here in Joulon. And Amanda's like, I know. Like, that's why I feel like, I'm like, can we stop? Because it just feels like unfair, especially because like, I've put up it so much for so long that all of a sudden he's acting like I'm ruining his life. And then they party for the rest of the night. And we see like the quick montage of partying and then cars coming home. And then the first car gets in. And it's Sierra and Amanda walking in and they just like hugging the, the foyer. And then the next car comes, comes in and Bailey tells Kyle, hey, you should go be with your wife right now. Yeah. Well, well, well, well, well, well, my Ray Bams in night. So you just walked off. Yeah, car. Hey, Maricopa. I would take my shirt off for Carl. Kyle, but my chair lines aren't ready. It's kind of hot. But I would go out of my way to try to help him. But like, he's going through, so what he's going through is something harder than I think any of us. I think even fully realize, I mean, this complaints, the things he's saying, I mean, I felt like I've heard this stuff for at least the past three or four, 10 years, at least, but this time it feels old different because I feel like he's crumbling. He's crumbling. And I just, I don't know how to help him. Got an idea of way. Kyle, you want a bagel? I'm going to do a bagel or tomorrow morning. That'll fix it. Yeah. Tomorrow is getting bright with all in it. Okay, maybe Kyle needs to be back in the mix like I am. So it's time to go to bed. West is playing with the DJ. Thingy. And the next morning is July 5th at 9.08 a.m. and Carlson's other tax. It's going to be a big one. It's going to be a big one everybody wait for. That's why I work this a lot. A lot of good morning people. No, good morning, housemates. So that more caps more caps more caps. Bagels, bagels for no, there's some good work. Shall I get some carbs with no Bigels for everybody. Nailed it. Nailed it. Linsie just sexy. Carl just say good morning else mates who wants bagels. Don't need your input. Linsie. Okay, I'm going to write this. Good morning, housemates who wants bagels. Nailed it. And so the new the new girls are so excited. Leave us like, oh my god, I can't believe Carl's getting us bagels. Yeah, that's just man that ever walked the planet or Carl. He seems like a bit like a lover boy and like the like the least lover boy way. Like a true. I don't know, baby. He's like a little baby who's like a six foot five, six foot five baby who could break a muscle machine. Yeah. Oh my god, that was amazing. When he just sort of came up, it was like watching beef jerky attacking a carnival game was so hot. Yeah, that was one of the hottest moments I've ever seen from a guy. That and then Ben Ben when he told me he noticed my blue eyes. He's like, whoa, I noticed your blue eyes when I got here. I was like, gasp. I was like, oh my god. I was like, don't look at me like that. Why are you staring at my eyes like that? Because they're so wide open right in his face. How can you not? Oh my god. I love him. That was five thousand times. Oh, it's a man. That was five thousand times hotter than any man I've met or ever had interest in. And I always like a guy with tattoos that are like kind of losers and will break up with you as sweet green and I have a real pension for losers. But you know what? My ex didn't have tattoos, but he was a loser and he didn't have a job and he didn't have a sweet green salad either. Because he dumped me before he could get the salad I got for him. Fucker. You know, of course the guy with how to job breaks up with you at an expensive salad place with an asshole. You know, break up with me somewhere where that you can afford. You know, break up with me at a fucking Wendy's, the dollar menu or something. Take me to his salad. I'm going to have to pay for. Thank you. That's right. So let lovey, sleepy, Levi. What are her? Is she? Lovey? Levi? I don't know. Levi. Like Levi. Oh, she's like, well, the problem with this man is the Bible. She says the problem with this man and she's so nice to everyone and makes fabulous eye contact with every single person. Yeah. And it takes you away from him and you're floating and you can't even remember a world in which you would order someone a sweet green salad and they wouldn't accept it. Yeah, but he's not flirting with you. I don't think. No, I don't think so either. I'm just hold on one second. I'm just going to go into the bath and cry for a second as that realization. Don's on me. Levi's trying to tell her nicely. He's a really hot model who charms everybody and Bailey. You know, who wants to hear that? By the way, Levi has a big bruise on her face, which we later find out is from a goat. She was when she was lying there with the corn outfit and the goats were eating off of her body once dumped on her face, which is why you don't lay down with goats. Yeah, that's why they're saying like, like, go fracture, get a hoof bruise on your face. It's the middle saying for a reason, y'all. 100%. 100%. Speaking of someone lying down with goats, Amanda is getting out of bed and cowling. I was like, out. So she so she is. And um, Jesse, uh, Sierra walks into Jesse's room and gets to bed with them and you're like, oh my god. Thank god. It's you. Wow. Real bed bug now. She's like, how's it going? Oh, better now. What time do you get home? Hey, yeah. And then Amanda comes in. She's like, oh my god. Can I, I used to find my, I used to find my friends to find you guys in here guys. Let's like recreate a new bed bug situation here. And cause like, where everybody? I guess I'm gonna look for people. So he starts to hunt around for them and he walks into the room and sees the three of them bed. And Sierra goes, oh god. He goes, oh god. I mean, he just walks out of it. I like, I do like three more. It's crazy. Everything and I with the order. So they're not even hoarding people. So he's jealous. And they're in there just like, gossiping and bed and everything and Kyle's muttering around himself and just he's like, do you think he's pissed that you guys are in my bed and not his and Sierra's like, I mean, I don't even know what to say anymore. Wait, I've got an idea. Oh, fuck him. Oh, that was good. Good choice of words by me. I don't know what does he learn. You know, this feels really good for me. You know, the party got really fun. We were all jumping in the pool and pying each other. You know, give it up for West, right? Nice party. Nice party. West. And Sierra's like, yeah, I appreciate the animals because I'm always kind of appreciate the animals. The animals were for me. And so we see a clip of the animals. And she says, because she's in a house with animals. Animal house. She's like, yeah, he was doing this. This is way better. First weekend than last year. That's for sure. And I have a bob this year. It's way here. She's so gorgeous here. I can't. I know her. Actually, her braids are so sexy. They're so so sexy. Every look she has is so good. And she's going to all these, you know, she's famos enough to be going to like all these Grammy parties and stuff. So oh my god, I see her all over the internet's dress to the minds. And I'm like, wow, that is a Barbie doll of a one. Yeah. I mean, she's always been dropped dead. But like lately, she's just sort of like in, she's like on a different tier lately. I mean, she, the her look at the Grammy's was like, insane. And then she did all this stuff. Like she, like, I think she partnered with like, Abercrombie or something like that. And I don't know. She just says, she just says like, Queen mother queen. Skipper the game respects queen mother. Hey, hey, Ryan, now we're trying to keep it low cards. So I got some funds with the holes. That's right. Bagels are here. Everyone's here. I'm sorry. No, this is how he enters. Hello. That's right. Fun car. Season season 10 car. 13.0 is funny. He walks into a room and goes, hello. Oh, that was a beautiful text I've ever gotten in my life. And no man has ever texted me offering me bagels. He's like, yeah. Oh, by the way, I saw Kyle running down the street. I was running. I was waving his arms screaming looking behind him, farting really loudly. He's like, running. He's like, yeah, I haunt him. He was in zone, thought of his own. He's running in an auto zone. I was really embarrassing. We should really do something about it. Kyle. I know he's been saying he's been low on his battery, but you know, he does know that you literally can't get a battery to prove your life. They talk about how fun the party was. And Levi is saying she needs a more fun story for the brews on her cheek than getting stomped by a goat. I'm like, does it get more fun than that? I mean, I think that is what what is the other version? You could do like a Jordan type story. Well, I was having sexual relations with a girl on a train. And we were having sex on a top bunk. And then while she was giving me oral sex sexual pleasure, I fell off the bed and broke my eye bone on a chair where a dildo was placed. And another girl was naked. And her knee hit me all at the same time. I was going down on Reba Mac and Tyre when a goat came up behind me and took my asshole for the very first time. What's that guy? And Jordan, for those of you who weren't back here in those days in the summer house days with Jordan, the extreme liar, the extreme liar about sexual stories, he actually dated Erica Kirk on the show. It wasn't him who went out on a date with Erica Kirk. Yes, Carl's a, hey, I know it was pretty cool girl. She's a late religion. You just meet her. And so Jordan and Erica Kirk go on a date on summer house because everything comes back to Bravo and some weird hilarious way who really does. So then Ben comes in and he's looking fine because he's been swimming. And so Bailey's like, well, we were totally for bed at the party, but you know, they were all, I guess, well, what were you looking for Bailey? And then that's right when Ben walks in and she's like, oh, Aqua man. Oh my God. Ben pick up a bagel handed to me. Oh my God. Just marry me. Just marry me already. That was really hot. I wish you guys had turnlines. So I'll let everyone it is a bad little bring me a bagel. I just did that. 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We're in the city now and we see KJ skate boarding. And I was embarrassed for him because I'm in the man invented a trick. You guys show the man doing his trick, but he did like a slide on a wall and it didn't work out. He's like, well, damn it. I know that is so funny that they didn't they didn't show him doing a more illustrious move and so they just fall over. And then Ben is watering a plant. He's like, hello, my little Sheila plant. He is in what for you. I love you. I really do love you. I actually love you. You're just like the light of my life. I don't trust this guy anymore. I don't trust him either because I feel like the plant is the only thing on this show that he's ever going to be able to say that thing to and mean it. I know his apartment was very, very clean. You could already tell it's very tidy and clean. Oh my gosh. Have we already seen him changing into his bathing suit? There was one point where we saw him change and we got to see his butt. Oh my god. Yeah, it was it was at some point and that little little booty was poking out to say hi. I mean, it was fully out. The booty was saying, how loud the booty was saying hello. So now we have Lindsey, her first scene of this proper scene of the season. So she meets with Sierra for launch at Skylock and Skylock. Give me anything to say to me. How many sandwiches are you going to serve me today, Skylock? Oh my god. I'm feeling I'm back. Sierra is like, yeah, you are. So I'm so excited. You're back. I can't believe I'm actually saying that to Lindsey, but I am. I don't get out often and I love that you're still rocking this hair. I'm like, I love your hair. Do you feel like you're saying? And then Sierra is like, thanks. Yeah, I know I love my hair. I know love that your bob is back. Do you feel like yourself? Yeah, everyone's like it's the mom bob. And I'm like, can you just like not saying that? I feel like it's more like vintage Lindsey, classic Lindsey. We see a shot of classic Lindsey. And so they're going to order some drinks because Gemma's at her dad tonight and they order some beverages and Sierra is like, okay, bitch, let's gossip. Okay, what's going on with you first? Um, I'm live like literally just like every morning can't go out at night. She's at the party. I'm like, Lindsey, don't start with. It's a gossip sash. Why are you turning it on her immediately? All in ZSSA is is I'm sorry, Sierra. Like all in ZSSA is like, I'm changing diapers. She's like, she's like, I'm dying for you to tell me what's going on at the house. You don't want to hear about what's going on in my life. My life is perfectly fine. But it's not the got this is not the gossip sash. I want to hear about who's fighting at the house. Yeah. Um, but you know, I don't think that that's Lindsey's life. Do you just staying home all the time? I mean, she says I'm not saying I'm not saying it still goes out. I'm not saying with any judgment either. Like I'm not being like, oh, who wants to hear about a mom? I'm just saying like Lindsey is like, oh my god, I wasn't at the first week. Tell me everything. And Sierra is like, yes, my first head talk about you. And Lindsey's like, uh, I mean diapers. What do you want to know? Tell me what's going on. I have the name storyline is Kyle. My roommate doesn't talk to me. So that's really fun. Um, so she talks about Gemma and Gemma and how proud of herself she is and I'm proud of the baby she is. Just babies. Everything's babies. I'm not your love. I just love that Lindsey starts every season or ends every season talking about a relationship that's beginning or ending. I mean, it's every year if you think about it. Yeah. I wish we had like a montage of Lindsey's just relationships because it's always one coming up or one crashing and burning. And so now we're hearing about turner. I mean, uh, one man turned around and got there anymore. But like I have literally raised so many man babies in my life that I've become good at raising babies. Really? Because I don't think any of the man babies have turned out to be great. Yeah, I'm moving. You're grown up. I mean, there's Carl. There's Kyle. There's the guy who sat on that crate for whole season. Molly worked in his last TV. Steve and her whatever. Yeah. Um, so that's the one. The manager joined for birthday right and she got all mad. He'd like had art made of her and it's like, Robbie, I know why would I want art made out of myself? This is stupid. I don't want to doubt it. Like after yeah, that was Stravy. It's kind of course there was Everett. Everett? Um, so Sierra, so Amanda joins them and Sierra's like, how did I know you'd be wearing those shorts? You think because they literally are just like laying on the floor. So I'm in them on. I haven't been drinking with Lindsay forever when you come to those. So Lindsay's like, Lindsay is saying next weekend, she'll be, she'll be at the house, but not this coming weekend. And so Lindsay's like, so like any more info on what's happening? Cause Kyle, she called me today and we're talking about other shit and then he didn't typical. And fashion, he just started unloading about, um, oh, just realized that probably shouldn't be saying this part. I mean, it was like about me. Yeah. Of course Kyle did. Yeah. Um, so Kyle called to unload to Lindsay and Lindsay basically went straight straight to tell her everything. Um, and she's like, um, I thought Amanda would like spend more time with me, Lindsay. And he was like, you know, and then there's like five other guys, but they're all singles. We can't really talk to them about shit because they're like on a different mission. And they're all on the same mission. Really? Yeah. And I miss this. Um, that's funny because that's all he did was talk to them. So I don't know what he means that he can't talk to them. And Lindsay's like, money mills from really alone in that relationship, Amanda. So she says that's fair, but there's a reason why he feels that way. And there's a part of me that's like really happy that he found his creative outlet of like DJing, but there's also another part of me that's pissed off that the two things I've asked him to change about himself for years are the drinking and going out late. And the career he chose was like to do two things that I've been asking him to do to change forever. And then on top of that, there's constant rumors. No, Kyle was in a corner doing this with so-and-so. And Kyle was doing that and Kyle was so drunk last night. And she goes, and there was this one night when he went out with his brother is back in February. And Kyle fell asleep at someone some fans apartment and that a house party came back at like six 30s in February. We'll take responsibility to that happened. That was the night of the crappies. Kyle came to the crappies with his brother. Got drunk at the after party. That was so fun. He was having such a good time. I feel bad that he got in trouble. I know. I feel bad. I feel bad, but I also feel so proud. I feel so proud that we are somehow. This is like Kyle is like Erica Kirk and we're Jordan at this moment. You know, like we have a weird intersection and I could not be more honored. Yeah. That's we just need to make sure all of our guests get home. You know, you need to escort people. Take them all that home. We should do that. We should like hire an anti-vam this year and just take all our guests. We'll go party and then we'll just drive everybody home. Make sure they get home. Okay. I'm about to say we always give ubers to all of our guests, but I think Kyle is on a different, a different, he's in a different kind of place. Yeah. He's a great party. Um, and Sierra's like, that is fucking insane. I'm I'm gonna, she's like, yeah, I've been doing 10 years. I'm like, I can't be doing this ship forever. Like he can't be doing it forever. I can't be putting up with it forever. No, you can't be, but like also like like you caught, we've been roasting Kyle because Kyle has been really like he, he deserves to be roasted for a lot of this, but also, I mean, it was 10 years of it's been 10 years of Kyle acting like this and it's gonna be 10 more years of this. I really think that she thought that once he got married, he was gonna just sort of settle down and he wouldn't want to go out and party as much anymore because that's the natural trajectory of a lot of people, especially when they hit their 40s. But Kyle's just going still going strong. And, um, yeah, I don't know. I think I didn't the last to be learning of that. It was like for, you know, he was, he had to be talked into every step of that, you know, settling down, getting married, doing that, you know, he wanted an award for finally proposing, you know, so, well, you can't talk somebody into being who you want them to be, you know. Yeah. But then what are you gonna say? You can't train a man. I mean, then what's the point? It's a point of having one. It's part of the fun is trying to train them, you know, mm-hmm. I don't know. Is it nature or is it nurture? I think the point is Amanda deserves to be with someone who is going to meet her needs. Need someone who is gonna be on the same wavelength, someone who wants to have the same time table as her or is interested in the same things as someone who's interested in being not going out and drinking every night. That's ultimately what this comes out to. So she may really love Kyle and love him for who he is. But like, you know, I think it's you have to, I think in a relationship, it's sometimes more than that, because you've got to like actually have a compatible lifestyle wise. So now it's Thursday and Bailey is getting ready to host it girl. That's my that's my girl on the street show because it's worked for other people on this channel and I'm going to take the hint. So she has an interview blog for fashion girlies. So I guess she pulls some girl off the side of the road and she's like, you want to be an it girl because you're about to be an it girl. Get ready for it. Okay. Yeah girl. Okay, just stand there. Well, like at my tripod setup, I just do this all the time. Like I got up to girls from the street because like there's no more like fashion blogging in New York. So like I'm corning the market. You know, there's so many cool people in New York and when you see people on the street and interview them, they don't ask what they do. They just say like how's the fit? You know, I want to know about you. Like why are you wearing that outfit? What inspired you? Were you going to work today? Were you having for lunch today? What do you think of bagels? Are they back? Girls like, when are we going to talk about CPUs and motherboards? No, it's it girl, not IT girl. Oh, okay. Yeah, like I'm like, that's the editor-in-chief of nylon. Like, why aren't they like giving her a moment to talk about trends and fashion bagels? What are one of that perspectives? You know, so I was like, I'm bringing it back fashion TV. I'm going to bring it back single handedly. Thank you for finally scratching into the surface of the editor-in-chief of nylon magazine. So we see her, she's interviewing the girl named Taylor who owns her own consultancy business and Bailey goes on and says, I started this with I was still with my boyfriend and he despised it that it was becoming successful and he was like, this is not successful. Stop saying that. Who do you think you are? Sweet green salad? Get out of my face. And I'm like, well, our rent is paid. Our bills are paid. You just ate a nice salad. We just went on vacation to the sweet green headquarters and I paid for it successfully. I got stocked up Diane Bonn first in Burke and guess what? She liked the sweet green salad I got for her. So I don't know, that's just that's just someone I never thought I'd be in the same room with. Let alone enjoying a salmon salad, the most premium of them all. You do not though what life is like until Diane Bonn first in Burke asks you first night of salad dressing. By the way, if you're going to order from sweet green, you always need to get that extra salad dressing because they give you a thimble and like this is supposed to cover your whole expensive ass salad. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Well, to me, like I'm from Seattle and when there's no fashion in Seattle and I'm like, doing everything I want to do and you're not going to stop me. Seattle fashion. Or Seattle. What the hell? Get out of my face, freezer crane. I'm going to the land of fashion. New York. So, every time I try to order a decent dress, they just tell me to get a toss salad and subscribe all day because I'm sick of it. I'm here to you. I'm here. So over in Brooklyn, Carl is watering plants. Oh, Carl, stop trying to be Ben. I know. No, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like a bachelor in paradise. So, Kyle comes over and is like, Hey, stop at the coffee store and I should have asked you if you wanted something. But anyway, let's should we sit down on these so if you're going to break up with me, just getting just a call back to last time we're in this living room. Anyway, you still like it here? Yeah, I love you, loving yours. Give me a new lease on living in New York. Only, and I say that mainly because as I just signed a new lease on living in New York. It's a new lease on life. Well, for life, I had to spend all of the money I've ever made my life for this lease, actually. So this, this is the same apartment, right? Or it's just a different apartment. So he's just kept that same apartment that was like $8,000,000. No, no, no, no, this was his new apartment. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. But this is his Brooklyn apartment, but that wasn't their share department. Was it? Oh, he's in Brooklyn. Okay, I'm sorry, I missed that part. But then the thing is this, though, that like when they broke up, why did he have his own apartment at that point? So I think it is their apartment. I don't know if this was a Brooklyn apartment. Oh, I thought they had, it looks like the apartment he had with Lindsay. It definitely was the same apartment where they broke up, but was that in Brooklyn? I just can't remember. No, no, that wasn't in Brooklyn. No, it was like $13,000 a month for a member. Everybody was like, that's crazy. And he was like, how much supposed to afford this apartment alone? That's crazy. Lindsay just moved out. She's like, my mother. Good luck. So I don't know. I guess he got some good investors for the, for the main stopper. Oh, stop our, stop our, um, so Kyle, Carl is saying, uh, well, after the break up, there was like a month where I was like, maybe considering moving to Charleston. I don't know for unknown reasons that may have had to do with they needed more ban on that show. I don't know. I was like, yeah, you also said Pittsburgh too. It's like, yeah, well, we don't talk about that. I'm camera. This is Thomas sexy. The Charleston. That was never a consideration. I was, uh, they're not TV cameras there. Oh, I just came here because I need to get my side out, uh, without being interrupted by people calling me out on my bullshit. So, you know, I feel really embarrassed by my behavior. And I've learned a new word this week, which is anxiety. I've got anxiety. So, uh, oh, everybody's really feeling for me out there. But, um, I feel like a shame to talk about Amanda and our relationship because I don't know those people, you know, I just want to be like responsible, respectful as a husband and I feel bad or as we're used to hearing it on this channel. I feel being like, well, I'm not looking up to make excuses, you know, but like, it's time for me going to the weekend realizing like, how much pressure I'm under with lover boy because I know I'm busy, you know, it's just like when I'm catching up with you, I'm catching up with friends like I can't unload and be like, oh, wow, to save my business. I just put $500,000 into it. He's like, oh, oh, oh, God, oh, that's a lot, man. That could have definitely moved me to Charleston. Would you say it? Tell me. Wait, are you saying that your business does enough of good gut clause? Like what's going on here? And, and by the way, I think 100% Kyle, you could say this that like, like I think I would, I think like I think everyone would be the very supportive of Kyle if he led with the fact that he, this business that's been his baby is faltering. But either way, Carl's like, what's the law now? $500, $1,000. That's a lot of bigels. By the way, bigels. They're on the counter. I forgot to mention Kyle. It's like, yeah, well, I stop paying myself the salary at lover boy. So that's one of the many reasons why I started DJing, which is we all know is the only viable job you can have outside of Hawking Loverboy. So I've been doing that to pay the bills. But that's what I've been up to the past couple months. I'm just sad, man. Yeah. So basically, he is saying he stopped paying himself a salary at lover boy because they didn't have the money. And so he started DJing to pay the bills. So the only reason he's DJing is not only to save lover boy because when he goes out to DJ, he sells lover boy. That's part of the thing. Like, he probably brings creative this creates of the shit sells it does his DJ thing. So he's selling lover boy. He's also getting a salary. And that's the reason that he's no, Kyle, you're basically paying $500,000 as an excuse to go out and party and get shit faced instead of taking that $500,000 and using it to invest in a business that's actually working like or that actually has the chance to work. Yeah. I mean, how much do you really just use the cellhouse company at this point? I think. Yeah. It's really a business man. So I don't know. And I would imagine a lot of money has gone into it. But when you're, you've already put this much into it, like putting another 500,000 and then being like, well, half to DJ. It's like, oh, no, no. But you're making up, you're paying yourself the salary, but then you're going to have to pay back that $500,000. So you're still not making money. You're just going into more debts. You could be drunk every day. I also have to imagine there's a world in which Kyle could DJ and follow his creative outlet. And in a way that Amanda would feel supported. She even said last week, you know, about how she talked to someone who's husband as a DJ and like, he DJs, but then he makes sure like when he's done, he's done, and he goes home. And so like, I know Kyle's going traveling around the country, but like, do his set, then like, go home. But he's like, clearly partying. That's the thing is like he DJs, and probably Amanda doesn't hear from the rest of the night because he's off drinking or whatever. And it's just like, it's probably just infuriating for her. So yeah, he's, but he's saying that now he's getting paid to do the thing that he loves, et cetera, et cetera. And he says like, you know, when he makes an effort with Amanda, he doesn't feel like it's reciprocated. And he says, she just gave me like the cold children and give him a moment. I mean, like that subjects at all me. And Kyle's like, well, I feel bad now. I mean, it doesn't seem like you guys are not able to like really get on the same page sometimes call back to a old housemate page. Remember her? Check out at Charleston. I don't know. Anyway, I know it's frustrating for you, but also I don't want to have happened to you. What happened to me and Lindsay, which is that you getting terrorized by a savage woman who's out of control. All. Everything can just get so intense when things are not aligned. All right, I'm just trying to think of ways to support you. So please keep on logging. He's like, no, no, no, we're on the brink of collapse. And I like we're on the brink of collapse. I adore. I love her. I can't even imagine my life without her. You know, like who would hoard? Who would hoard? But you know, I think what's messing with my head is like the way she talks about the status clothes, like she pushes a lot of responsibility of our issues onto me. Kyle, oh my God, I can't. You're broke. You just don't like each other. Just please break up. Just break up with each other. You just don't like how he says. I mean, it's always like, oh, look a Kyle. He's just drunk and DJing and traveling. I was like, well, those are not nothing. That's like, like, that's a pretty big deal. And he says, and then it's like, just gets reduced down to like something that's like not recognizable to what's actually going on. But I'm not gonna sit here and correct her. Basically implying like actually you're doing stuff to, but I'm not airing it out. Although he is kind of airing it out. But I don't know. It's just a passive aggressive way. And she's like more of an aggressive way. Yeah, that's just hate each other. Just please cut it off. So now we go to Friday, July 11th and I love the show. The dates. July 11th. Kyle and Jesse and KJ are driving back to the Hamptons talking about how excited they are. And KJ is fitting in great. He's loving it. And West is like, well, I will say there was a point last weekend where I was like, bro, we've got a squad of guys, dude. Yeah, man, we got like just what the show needs. More guys. And West and then just he's like, yeah, we're like just five single dudes, you know, yeah, but even Kyle counts. Yeah, he goes harder than all of us. And then Amanda and Carl, everyone's arriving. And there's new patio furniture. And because last last week, we didn't see the new furniture because there was like a carnival setup. And Amanda says, tells us there was no conversation about what happened last weekend. And there was no acknowledgement. And there was like no, like you want to talk about it. And I'm not doing shit. And Kyle is so, as Kyle is so eloquently told everyone. So she basically says it's been no conversation. So like, whatever, if you want to talk about it, you can talk about it. But of course, they're bearing it under the rug again as usual. They'll just get at least passive aggressive ways, which are more fun for us. Kyle goes, yeah, assume this is proper outdoor furniture. She's, Kyle, I haven't checked the labels. So Amanda gets a text that Sierra is still half an hour away. And she's, and then goes, well, you're going to be okay. That's like a joke. But she's like, no. So Bailey goes, hey, but you have us. Who are you again? The girl who interviewed Dan for Bunfrixton Bergen. Got us out through a salad across the sweet green when she got dumped. Me, Bailey. You may not know who I am, but I'll let you know everything you need to know about the odor of nylon now. So that was me. That was me. I know me. She's like, you have us. And she's like, my, I know me. You guys have each other. And now I'm all alone. Cause I'm like, oh, man, you have me. You were right last weekend. But you know, you got me on your last man. And Bailey, yeah, Bailey was like, yeah, you two, you two friends. You have two friends in an husband. She's like, right, right. Yes. Two friends in a husband. Right. Yes. I'll just smile that one off. So now the boys arrive and they're like, oh my God, for a nature. Wow. And then West is modeling his crazy outfit. He's wearing like pants from the 20s that are really big and not fluffy. What am I trying to say? Like baggy, but tailored. And right now, yeah, someone's like, whoa, bro, you just went from like noon to six. Yeah, man. Ha. And then Sierra and her friend Mia arrive. And Mia is like, I don't know if we've ever seen Mia before. She looks so familiar. I don't know if she popped up. I feel like we have. I don't know why. Yeah. I feel like we have seen her. Yeah. But they didn't show any footage of her, which they would normally do. So they arrive and and Sierra tells us that Mia is my dear bubbly friend. She works in real estate here in New York. And she also helped me find an apartment. Basically put me in her building. And Mia's like, I'm a real tour. And but I worked at the box for a long time. It's like a sex club. And I quit after this girl named Lexi came in with her entire family. And I thought, this is just too weird for me. I'm going into real estate. It's like, yeah, like if you met me 10 years ago, I was so shy. And then I started working at the box, which we've heard a lot about from next gen NYC, because that's their place. Oh my god, we were at the box. We were at the box. Yeah, they ran up the 10th dollar bill of the box. The box. So she said she started working the box. And normally, when people say you can't put me in a box, but in this case, she was putting the box and then you can't put baby in a box, but you can put her on top of one hand or dollar bills. And he was popping pong balls out. Yeah, I think next gen NYC must have done really well because they mentioned the box a lot and they got a skateboarder. So yeah, it's actually this. You're not wrong. Although actually, if you think about it, this show is shooting when next gen New York City was just starting to air. Not bad. So that's wild. So we're just like a directive. You think in the beginning of the year, they're like, we need skateboarders and sex clubs. Get it going. I think so. It's like, they're like, we need to be, we need to go young. Everyone wants young people. So Mia says, like, I'm just kind of like, hi, I'm Mia. I'm a kindergartner. And Sierra is kind of like the edgy cool high school girl. And so then they're picking rooms. And basically Mia takes over Jessie's room. Yeah. Sierra's just like, take whatever room you want. She says, but aren't some of these rooms taking your a gorgeous model without telling me you're a gorgeous model. Oh, yeah. She says, yeah, some of these rooms are taken, but it literally doesn't matter. Just take whoever she wants. So she's like, this one's mine. She gets that one's better. So she's like, okay. So she takes Jessie's room. And then they go out and they're like, wow, this is my friend Mia. And Jessie, sorry, you don't have a room this week. And he's like, oh, okay. Well, all right. Great. Sure. Make yourself. Sorry. Is Mia going to be paying the rent to be living here? Excuse you. What the hell? You know, there's no gaming in that house because I'd be like, get your shit off my bed. Yeah. I'd be able to stay. You get the fuck out of here. You carry your real estate. 12 to round for three years. This is, I graduated into this room. I did for this room. Get the fuck out of here. So Sierra and Mia are going to make dinner for everyone. They're going to make like a chicken paramedinner, which should be fun. And they're going to make pasta and everything. And Mia's like, does anyone have any allergies and call goes, yeah, carbs. Carbs is my pet name for Amanda. And Mia's like, you don't eat carbs. I'm just getting not really. I don't eat carbs when I wasted it three in the morning. John's one of my rules. One of my health rules. And Amanda's like, he's not allergic. He's just psycho. And everybody kind of looks at them awkwardly because she's starting. And Mia's like, so are we going to cause I don't know. Mia and Sierra decided to go outside and sit a cook. And they're talking about going out tonight. And Jesse's like, yeah, my buddy's DJing and coming ground. I really want to go there. We're going to go see DJ. And then Kyle's talking about how he they were talking about had their last night out last weekend and Kyle lost his credit card. And West is joking about how fell off the table or something. And Joe, you guys, he's like, yeah, you're going to go back in there and say, like, can I get my forehead skin back off the table? Cause I guess yeah. And Jesse says that. Yeah. And they're talking about everyone was drunk. And Amanda goes, so not everyone was as drunk as Kyle, but everyone knew that it was time for him to leave. Wait, was this the night that Bailey and Carl had to walk you to bed, Kyle? You were that fucked up, Kyle. He's like, no, it was just long day drinking. And I just was in a good place. And I have a compensated. That's it. If you say it seriously, it's not a problem. Why are you're making really smart decisions, Kyle one after the other. Yeah. Like if I didn't learn our lesson, did you not hear I ate shit on a table and lost my credit card? Wasn't that enough? Wasn't that enough of a man? And he's like, yeah, if I didn't, or if I didn't learn the art lesson for the 17th time and Jessica 17 is my favorite number. Um, so she goes, are you not marrying? I'm like, whoa, geez, there, and she goes, okay, then shut your mouth. Geez, they're just trying to make light of this because you're subjecting everybody to your misery, Amanda, okay? Not everybody needs to sit around and deal with your fucking misery, Jesus. You brought this on yourself. Don't bring it on me. So now that now they're mad at each other and cause a fucking, yeah, I had that spiral so quickly with the man, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong. So Ben's like, well, you upset right now. Are you flirting with me? Maybe, maybe not. Am I going red? Am I being too flattering? So Kyle's saying, like, yeah, she just fights you all the time, dude. It's like, it's like being married to a cactus. What's this mean? Brickley as fuck, you really are a model, huh? Couldn't really follow the, you were lying there. Cactus, prickly. But that was funny too. It's like, what? I don't get it. Brickley, just trying to make a fool of me in front of everybody. Well, personally, I think cactus is a very nice people. I guess it depends on what you say. I'll tell them that you love them. And Ben goes, well, in this situation, what did you say? And he goes, I just did anything. Why did I do? So we go back into the kitchen where Sierra and Amanda are there. And Sierra's asking her if she's okay. And she's being ridiculous. And now Bailey and Levi are talking away from everybody and Levi's like, oh, yeah, I don't know what they're fighting about, but I sat here and the next thing I know, it's like another argument. Like, is that normal? Bailey's like, well, my interpretation was when they fight, everyone gets quiet. And then five minutes later, somebody starts a new conversation. And I was at that point in my relationship where no one could do anything, right? Because, you know, we were so fresh over each other all the time that it didn't really matter what he was doing. I was just mad at him. So someone needs to concede here. Otherwise, it's gonna be a sweet green salad all over the floor. So this is not even really a criticism. It's just something I'm picking up about, Bailey. I like that Bailey is kind of, she always will find a way to turn it back to herself. Yeah. I'm not an actress. I've noticed that she does a really good reality star in that way. Yeah, she's pretty good at that. Like earlier when she's like, yeah, I mean, like, here's how I feel about guys and people is like, yeah, it's like me and Ben. We're this one. Or later, I think she's doing great jobs. Yeah, she is. So Amanda and Sierra and Mia, we go back to them. And they're checking with me. Like, is everyone nice? And Amanda's like, even Kyle? And she's like, yeah, of course, Kyle was nice. And she's like, and Sierra says, just making sure. Just wazzy, typically not nice. Yeah, well, he's nice. He's just not nice to me. Oh my god, Amanda. Now you're bringing it inside. Yeah. So KJ and Sierra are talking. They have this really nice conversation where KJ was asking about her brides. And she's just saying that, um, she had the braids in Italy and just easier than wearing her hair out. And she grew up in braids. And she started to like, slowly started to like come back around to them. She's not like them at all. And KJ is saying like, that's how sisters are. And she said that her mom wouldn't give her any other choice. And she always thought like, her mom was like, really crazy. And also, like, this is a perimeter of like where you weren't supposed to leave. You can't go in this area. It can't go this area. Like turn your music down if you're in this neighborhood. And she always thought it was crazy. But then she came to realize that she became an adult. That this is actually like, a means of survival because basically racism is alive and well. And, um, you know, her mom was actually really just teaching her valuable lessons on how to survive in this world. Yeah. And he's saying that he's, he's like, yeah, I mean, that South, you know, Kansas City is Midwest. But then there's certain parts of Missouri that's like South South. And his grandpa was like that. And he told him, as a black man, you have to be really cautious. And you have to act a certain way to get by. And so he's always got that in the back of his mind. And so they're talking now about his parents and his mom is about to be 55. And her mom is about to be 64. And it's, it's so weird. Because she's getting to that age where she starts having to think of having to take care of her mom. And basically they have this talk about their parents. And he says that his dad was a player growing up and was always cheating on the mom and stuff like that. So he doesn't even speak to his, oh, wait, was he telling, I don't think he was telling her this. He was telling, he was saying it later too. Bailey, I think. But he was saying that his mom was always working so hard. And he wants to be able to, you know, take care of her. And now she's crying because she had a rough relationship with her mom. It's sad. It's sad. They have like a mindset. They bond like this. It's also kind of weird singing on summer house. I know it was like a prolonged scene of two people having a very nice and interesting conversation and connecting in the middle of all this silliness of, like, I got a view. I had my first American got through a salad and someone and like, Kyle, I'm a man. I love everybody. And then they're just having like a really nice conversation. Yeah. And connecting. And he's like, don't apologize for crying. And Sierra is just saying, I was just trying to see her mom as just a single mom, a girl who's just trying to figure stuff out. And, you know, and all that stuff. So, you know, and cages like, yeah, we just, we're going to be better than how our parents were, even though we love our parents, you know, and you seem really resilient. And I could tell from the first day, I met you, I was like, this person is strong. So there, I think maybe this is also Bravo's way of trying to sew a little bit of romance between these two, but I don't really see it happening. Yeah, I think they just keep on trying to west. They kept, they kept cutting to west. And west was like sort of staring at them like, why do you get to talk to Sierra and I don't? You know, yeah. So then we go to dinner. And everybody is kind of, you know, just coming to dinner sitting down. Okay. So everybody sits at dinner and Kyle's like, oh, I, I wanted to give it cheers. So old friends, to making friends, this is what coming out here is all about. I'm not done. I'm not done everybody because they all cheers. And he's like, wait, wait, I'm not done. Okay. But you can drink though. But I also wanted to apologize for last weekend. And I was in a bit of a spiral and first and foremost. And then Sierra's like, um, is this fucking toast about you? Really? And is it not? What? Is it okay to enjoy the table? Like, oh my god, Kyle, you can just start. Oh, because you love talking over me. I love talking over you. What I was trying to say is, um, I respect my marriage and the life. I apologize for kind of airing them dirty laundry and letting some of my emotions get the best of me. It's important to me that, uh, I'm sorry, sorry, I can't do this anymore. You're looking at me. I'm just like thrown off because I was going to have a special moment. And it's what I was like me get him like this. She's like, mm-hmm. Like she's giving him the business across the table. She's more than mine. And, uh, he's like, well, you're looking at me. You know, like, I just can't get a word with that people laughing at me. And look at me. And she's like, um, well, I mean, it's fine. But like, I feel this apology should have even been given to me directly. He's like, well, I said it on Sunday. Well, it doesn't need to be given to the whole table. Neither does this. Amanda, oh my god, you're just as bad at this point. Just stop. They have one fucking moment that's not uncomfortable because of you two idiots in your terrible relationship. I was like, all right, well, I'm gonna go fuck myself. So he stands up and it's like cheering knocks over behind him. It's a classic summer house movie. He's like, maybe someone that just want to speak to everyone because like, we're on a house together. I'm gonna be like, great. I'm gonna have a little respect at times. Sierra. Sierra's like, what the fuck? Don't do that to Sierra, Kyle. I'm literally just trying to have Arthur moment. You're laughing and she was laughing. Okay. Well, so was I. We were all laughing at you. Kyle. I'm like, yeah, so he goes in his slams the door and a picture falls off the wall and the people who on this house are like, okay, we buy them new patio furniture and they kick it over. We put a new painting in. They knocked that over. Why do we make any effort? Just go re-break the door. Yeah, seriously. Oh, well, he storms inside. And don't forget, it was because it was from one of these tantrums that Giggly squad was born. So who knows what sort of you know, and that's the thing, you know, and that is true. This was brought up again. That's how that was formed. He was like, oh, I got to take it from the Giggly squad over there. And then they went and made a multi-million dollar business out of it. And here, Kyle is kind of referencing that, you know, in this episode again without even really knowing it when his own business is tainting. It's like, you came up with the best business to ever come out of this show. Yeah, seriously, which is so sad. So sad. No, just crying. You can do it again. Just do it for yourself this time. Not a podcast, but you know, something. Yeah, I believe well, everyone. That brings us to the end. I believe in you. I was just, I'll just change it to I believe. I believe I believe in Miracles. Hey, I don't want. I believe in bigels. I do. Yeah. Tomorrow's bigel Thursday, guys. Can't wait. I literally can't. I woke up today wanting bagels probably because of Carl. 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