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Hey everybody, welcome back to You Should Know Podcast, episode 202, the 1 million subscriber episode! And there we go. Congratulations. 1 million subscribers Wow Uh oh No god Wait What is this? I mean there's like dust No yeah It's like It's like this It's like this was A recycled confetti popper Dude 1 million subscribers Who would have thunk it? Who would have thunk it? I don't thunk much But I did think That it was achievable Impossible And we did it We did it Congratulations to you Cam Congratulations Congratulations to you Congratulations everybody Now, dude This is a celebration Now, we just did episode 200 And it was a very emotional Sappy episode More tears than expected A lot more And you were fighting You were trying your hardest You've just been a real man Just let him loose Don't fall down I don't really publicly cry Like, I don't do public math You don't do public math You don't public cry No, well I will literally cry While solving a math riddle While pooping all in public All at the same time. That's me. Dude, public has always been at the forefront of my mind. I remember back going to Home Depot with my dad, and there'd be those toilets out there. Sitting there, I'd be like, what if, right? Because I didn't know at the time that you couldn't, you know. Obviously, I knew public indecency was a thing, but I didn't know that the plumbing system didn't work. So you were looking at staged toilets. Right. Thinking that if you really needed to go, you could go in those. Yes. No walls. No plumbing. You just thought you could ch** in aisle 17 at a Home Depot. Well, it was less of, I just did not understand what plumbing was. I thought the toilet was just the place to go. I didn't understand there was a city involved. Hey, you should patent that. Really? A self-made plumbing. Like, you can only use it twice before you've got to redo the tent. Self-made toilet, rather. A completely self-plumbing, self-made toilet. I think that's called a porta potty. Oh, no, sir. No, sir. That's just a big little vat of nasty cesspool at the bottom. I'm talking about a regular toilet that you can sit down. It's way more comfy, and it just cleans itself like a washing machine that's not plugged in. Right. I think that's just a port-a-potty. I'll see you all on Shark Tank. Isn't that technically just what's in RVs? Yeah, yes. I can't plan it. Yeah, never mind. Okay, yep. I go on to the next. I'm sorry. Whoa, dude. Can I say, you ever used a good port-a-potty? I've used a couple bad ones I don't know What do you mean good port-a-potty? They have a scented candle in there? What is a good port-a-potty? Port-a-potty is that you can touch the wall I did have one with like a fortified door There was a double lock on it It was an internal padlock Oh, I've never had that And I said, this is real spooky Because what if I click this? Where's the key? And I'm just It was a literal padlock on the inside And I was like, if I lock that This gets treacherous quick I'm starting to really come up with old traumas here Because there was a stint of my childhood where going into a port-a-potty, very scary times for me. Oh, no. I thought it was like a little getaway. It was like a little doorway to Narnia. It's so weird. Like, I'm pooping around all these humans yet. No one can see me, but I can still hear the festival. I can still hear everything. I can still smell the hot dogs. You had a little fetish. Oh, I did. You had a little thing. It was a little port-a-potty kink. It was nice. No, but my fear came from getting up. Whenever they would, like, pick up the port-a-potty on a crane and, like, throw them. First of all, they got away with a lot of misdemeanors. They got a lot with... We're going to do it one more time. They got away with a lot of shit. And the craziest part about it is watching it as a child, you're just like, oh, dude, me and the boys could do that. Watching it as an adult, you're ready to vomit after some things. Think about that. A porta potty spilled. A porta potty spilled on a man. Oh, my God. If that happened to me, wow. Oh, wow. But, hey, everybody. Welcome to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 202, the A Million Subscriber Special. Now, if you're new here or if you haven't already and you look below, you see the subscribe button. Is it? I didn't know that was cute for me. Sorry. Honestly, it was a 50-50 decision. I thought it was. I said, no, surely not. No, I saw you peek. I peek. There was no confidence in it. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Here we go. We're testing out a new intro here. So, guys, if you like this, let us know in the comments below. If you're new here, if y'all already looked below, you see the subscribe button. Press. You're wrong. If you look even more below, you see the comment section is fulfilled with your name. Guess what? Even more ongoing. I thought there was going to be a second one. Sorry. Oh, that was it. Oh, no. No. That was the second. Oh, my God. No, he's not made for it. No, auditions failed. No, no. That was like in session. Fill that out. I thought I was going to get you pressed. Get your good karma. No, no, no. Get your good karma. Guys, it's the million subscriber episode. Let's take a second to say thank you so much. Yes. To all 1 million people who decided to click that subscribe button. It doesn't go without saying. Well, obviously it doesn't go unnoticed. Actually, we're getting a plaque for it. But you're having a hard time. I'm having a rough day. I'm going to take a 30-second time. Yeah. We want to say thank you so much to everybody that clicked that subscribe button. It shows up every Monday here on the YouTube and on Spotify and on the Patreon. This is a milestone for us. It's like milestone in my personal life. I said this on the videos that are on my socials, but like starting YouTube when I was a kid, a million subscribers has always been the goal. So now that we hit it, I can't even be upset. Like it feels like, you know, you reach the top of the mountain, but there's another mountain to climb. There is another mountain to climb. There's another mountain. And hell, we're at sea level. Yeah. We're on the street. We're looking at that beautiful little mountain. Yeah, but we're not going to say the announcement yet. As you know, in this episode, you do get the 1 million subscriber announcement. It'll come later in the episode, so just sit tight. It's coming, and this is going to change YSK forever. Forever, ever. Yeah. Forever. How do you feel about a million subscribers? Is Sandlot a white people movie? Sandlot a white people movie? Yeah, because I just did the forever reference, and you looked at me as if I ashamed you. No, it's because you're being weird. I'm looking at you like, I need to tighten it up a little bit, but it's a big episode. It's a huge episode. I need you to get it together. It's huge. This is great. It's great energy. Okay. I failed myself early on, but I'm going to redeem. Here we go. Let's recover here. How I feel about a million subscribers, it really is, like, for you, it's different because you always want to do this, but whenever I joined the cause, joined forces, it really is, it's one of those things that you don't even, again, you might have as a kid, but for me, I was like, I would not have imagined that this was attainable. Like a million people subscribed to our channel. Yeah, it's nuts. And that is a, statistically, that's like a whatever. You're in the point something of all YouTube channels ever created. Yeah. And that's a wild thing to think of and, like, think of how long we've been doing it, how many people support us, how many people have been here since before I was here, how many people, like, there's just so many things that come to your mind at once. It really is wild. I can't, I genuinely, and this is a thought, like, the number of million for the past, like, however long it's been since we hit it, the number of million has just been in my head it's a big it's a big number and to the point like i'm trying to fathom that because i really want to sit in this victory because it is a victory it's a huge accomplishment like very thankful for like extremely thankful for but i've been trying to you know really sit on how big that number is i can't imagine doing a million of anything no that's a lot like it's it's it's all it's like you're on that line of unfathomable yeah yeah a million of something And what is the, like, name one thing you can do a million times the quickest. The quickest? Yes. Off rip. Snap. No, not trying to do. It's like in your regular day life, how, like, what's the thing you can do? I think it's walking. You can take a million steps quicker than you can do anything else, right? And even taking a million steps is crazy. That's a ton of steps. I think it's the quickest thing you can do. Okay, I want you to think about this. When people get smart watches, their daily goal is 10,000. Yeah. 10,000 steps. Yes. Okay, you have to do that, right, 100 times. And that's easy. So the quickest thing you can do in life is going to take you roughly three months if you did a daily average. That's the quickest thing you can think of. What else could it be? There has to be something better than walking. Because of the average person. First off, and it's steps. You don't say walk. You don't walk a million. A million walks. No, a million steps, not walk. Well, I was saying because you can't count your runs until the million steps. Who said that rule? Why not? I would literally choose to run. Running is not stepping. What? Running is running. That's its own action. You can only step when you walk. Moving your human via legs is a step. If I choose to do it at a quicker pace, that doesn't mean I'm not stepping. I'm big stepping. I'm a big, I'm the biggest stepper at that point. You're walking, and I'm the biggest stepper. No, no, running is, like you say, I'm going on a jog or a run. You can't say. You don't say I'm going on a step. Who the f*** say I'm going on a step? Who runs a marathon? They're like, I'm going 24 miles of stepping. So then how, then how, then what? I'm running for 24 miles. Why would you go on a run? Does your step counter still work? What'd you say, judge? Oh, this is a one-sided hearing? Oh, I'm whooping his a**, judge? Oh, sorry. I'll cool it. What are you? A run, a jog, a gallop, a skip, a regular walk. They're all steps. I'm not alone in that because it would be named the same. Like a skip is a skip. It's not a skip and a step. A step and a skip is not the same thing. Come on. A step and a skip is not the same thing. A walk is not a run. Those don't count as steps. Stepping is just walking. Get your 1,000 steps in. Anytime I watch those TikTok videos of the gurus, they're walking. They're walking because they don't have that dog. First off, they don't have that grit. There's no... Okay, is there a difference? What is the fundamental difference of walking and running? Speed. Speed. And efficiency. Speed and efficiency. Speed. So if you take that away, what you're doing is the exact same, right? No, no, no, no. No, it's actually the exact same. No, because you can walk backwards. You can't run backwards. I beg to pardon I beg my pardon what is it? I was a great backwards runner hit the fourth camera go ahead and backwards run where Jesus is I've never seen someone backwards run hit it hit it again go you can definitely backwards run No, but no one does that in your regular life. Everybody, once a day, you take steps backwards. Once a day at least. Now, that is an interesting study. I would agree, personally, but I don't know if that's fact. I don't know if that's science. I can honestly say I have never backwards ran. Only in elementary school when I was trying to press the... That's the only time. You ever get that second grader you're looking at? You're impressing the... Was running backwards? I'm faster than you going backwards, dude. I was a dog. Bro, I used to race the girls. Yeah, you say that every day. I used to race them. Dude, this one chick was fast. She played soccer. Whooped my... Well, you're a thick kid, too. I was a little chunky. Yeah, I mean... Massive head, too. It was real hard to keep center. Real hard to keep on that center line. You definitely had to pick and choose which girl you were calling out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I said, oh, yeah. Hey, Megan, come. Easy win. And I was like, no, hurt today. Can't race you. Going back to what we were talking about, I venture to say still getting a million steps is quicker than getting a million runs. Because you can go longer taking steps than you can running. Peyton, you sound like someone that doesn't speak English. That's the easiest way I can put it. You just said getting a million runs. A million, a million. Oh, it's hard, right? Because it's still steps. No, but there's a difference. If you run or if you walk, it is a step. Okay, I get what you're saying. There is a difference. The speed is the difference. That's why I would run. No, cardiovascular systems, compound on your knees, and distance is all part of it. Oh, okay. Pythagorean running theorem. No, steps is steps. But I disagree wholeheartedly. I think, okay, but are you doing it passive, or can you try to get to a million? No, just in your regular day life, what can you get to a million the quickest? I was going to say blink. First off, you're underestimating my snaps. I can snap very fast, and someone can just sit there. That's way faster than you can snap or blink. That's how you know you've got to touch that right there. That's a telltale sign right there. Okay, I was going to say blinks, but I can't just sit there and spam. Okay, but even if you don't try to blink, or if you don't try to just take more walks, You can 100% walk a million faster than you get to a million blinks. That's what I'm saying. Because. Hold it. Because there's a very good amount of every single person's day they're not moving. They're not moving. Not longer than you're sleeping. You're sitting down taking lunch. That's 30 minutes of not adding to your steps. Right. 30 minutes of blinking. But not longer than it is to sleep. Because I don't blink in my sleep. I don't sleep blink. Yeah, you don't take steps either, moron. Yeah, but this doesn't help your case. But your eyes are closed. Just in there. He's like running in the bed. Like what the hell? That doesn't help your case. But for eight hours a day, ideally, eight hours a day, your eyes are closed, right? Eight hours a day, your legs aren't moving. What? Did that really didn't hit the first time I gave you the whole explanation? It took the second time for that to click? No, dude. You're on something. It's not me. That's bad. That's what I'm saying. It does not help your case. No, but more people sleepwalk than blink sleep. More people sleepwalk than they blink in their sleep. And when they sleepwalk, guess what? Dude, I don't know what you're on to. When people sleepwalk, typically their eyes are open. No, they're not. No, they're not. No, it is not. You. Oh, dude. No, it's not. Yes. No. Okay, have you personally seen someone sleepwalk in your real life? I've sleptwalked. My eyes were closed. I don't really remember it, but if my eyes were open, I'd have had a little memory. No, you wouldn't. And you don't get to see yourself. You're not God. This isn't a video game. You were asleep. You just said that. Have you seen someone else sleepwalk? No. Well, Robbie's close. I mean, I shared a room with him in Los Angeles last weekend. Dude, he has soliloquies in his sleep. He was literally like this. No, bub. Not doing it. With a tube coming out of him. No, bub. Not doing it. No, sir. He literally went, why did you say that? It's always the hands. He goes, man, I told you I was trying, Barbara. Yeah. Okay. You're not giving me credit for blinks because I can't actively try. I'm not giving you credit for steps because there's a lot of time you're not moving. Right. Is there another best thing that we can level with each other? Dude, I can't think. About maybe a queef or a fart. I still wish I could Queef If someone hits a million queefs in their lifetime Take off If someone hits a yes she can fly Sound like Flappy bird Yo Yo I'm crook Dude if I could queef She's got Flappy bird queefs If I could queef I'd be a billionaire If I could queef, I would have a billion dollars in my bank account, liquid. I would put my queefs in a f***ing jar and send them to people. $40 a jar. Oh my god! Yeah. You're taxing me a queefs. A 40 ball for a queef? What is your queef worth? That'd be like five bucks. You got nasty queefs. No, I'm a man of the people. Do you think you have powerful queefs or weak queefs? I think mine would be very ghostly, very whispery. He be like you got granny queen That would be mine you oh yeah sound like a jet engine you're just like there'd be so much yeah you might have a billion yeah that's one of my favorite things is when you add two things no when you add two things together two hypotheticals that have zero zero correlation dude and you make it like and you believe it wholeheartedly you just said on the internet if you have the ability to queef he'd be a billionaire yeah and like that that is just it's boggling no i think that's the only talent i have i think that's it but this is the million subscriber episode we're gonna move on past a million we do want to say thank you guys so much for all the love and support and subscribing i think it's time for the uh the announcement oh lord i'm i you know i'm ready we know fourth cam's ready the world and the lord knows that you're ready oh can we get a ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Announcement time Announcement time Announcement time Oh, announcement time Shake that announcement time Work that announcement time Pop that announcement time Take that time off Don't you break the motherfuckers Oh my God Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh No, no, no And I want to be the first to say When he comes back to his mic Listen to how out of breath he is Oh my god Oh my god I mean, the worst route he could I can hear your breathing Listen, get on that mic You looked at him and said announcement time. 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Since we started. Unreal. It really, it's like almost. Still out of breath, by the way. Yeah. It's almost like liberating in a weird that's kind of extreme. But like it just feels good. Because y'all don't even know, but we've been. What do you think the timeline is? For what? Working on this to get it out. The channel? Yeah. Or the doc? The channel. The channel, yeah. We've been working on it for. We talk about it on the TMT that came out today. And we're going to talk about it more on the Patreon exclusive that comes out Wednesday. But, yeah, we've been working on this for a long time. This isn't like a run-of-the-mill, like, random thought. Like, we've been really planning this, and we have, like, a five-year plan for it. Yeah, I was about to say, you said it perfect. This is not just like a, oh, we're going to do this, and then here in a month it's going to be a dormant channel. No. No. We already have a lot of stuff we've been recording. Oh, yeah. We have 360 camera videos. Like, it's crazy. We have this documentary that's, I don't know the amount of episodes. It's going to be around five or six or something like that, four, five, six. I don't know. It's a great documentary. As you can see, if you go watch it right now, it is fantastic, Episode 1. If you want every episode that's on there that's going to be on YSK Unplugged, any video, ad-free and uncensored in a week early, it's on the Patreon, of course. And if you want to be able to be involved in what we talk about and what we do, you've got to be on the Patreon. Like, in a couple weeks or maybe a month from now, Peyton and Sarah, Q&A. We're getting all the questions from the Patreon. If you've got a steamy hot question you want to ask, go ahead and join that Koala Club. And the big, I want to put some emphasis on this, especially for YSK Unplugged. Yes, you will get everything a week early. Yes, it is ad-free and uncensored. But to me, the biggest perk is on this Unplugged channel, you are going to have a lot of, lack of better words, like voting power. We might go into the Patreon and say, what do y'all want to see us do? Because now we have branched outside of just the pocket. We can literally do anything. It's so fun. So y'all can, like, there's, I mean, there's already thousands of members in there banding together your thoughts. Oh, I think this would be funny. I think that would be fantastic. And we do it. Leave them in there, and we're just going to do it. We're going to do it. Like, I think that's the biggest, coolest part as the consumer that y'all can literally, it's like a video game. Like, you can choose what we're for. I love it so much, and we get to have the whole crew involved and special guests. If you want to see more of them, you get to hear them on the Patreon. But if you want to see them and how little their bodies are compared to us, you can go see them. You're going to see it on YSK Unplugged. Let's get that thing to 10,000 subscribers quick. Let's do it. And then after 10, let's go to a hundo. Let's just ring the show. What are we going to do? A million! Oh. I was matching the energy. 200. You want to climb that whole ladder? Really? You love the ladder. Yeah, the 100 million ladder. And that's dollars. And that's with hypotheticals. Do we do a thing? Never mind. I've got to run it past corporate. But then we can. But never mind. But yeah, thank you guys so much. YSK Unplugged is live right now. I go, yes, sir. We do make that a weekly thing. I don't believe it's all the latter. Episode 19 of our contestant this week, random person. It would be just like conspiracy. I won't be. I know he hates him. I know you hate him. No, I'm just not. I know. I realized that I was bringing down the quality of the content. But that's good foresight. It's able to take a step back and be like, I'm ruining this. Speaking now, this is, I guess it's kind of, I mean, hell, you just Chris Pauled me to Mike Blake Griffin. Yeah. I mean, a beautiful lot. They're treating Chris Paul real bad. Look, very bad. Very bad. I mean, just D&P, D&P, D&P, D&P. But I think there's some behind-the-scenes stuff that's going on that I think I've heard about behind-the-scenes, but I'm not going to say it. Yeah, I think it did come out. Oh, yeah. We'll talk about that on an exclusive. Anyway. It's for the sports show coming out soon on Patreon. There we go. Good morning to you. The Earth's going to lose gravity here in a couple months, according to NASA. Dead serious. First of all, NASA's not a thing anymore. No, NASA's very much a thing, and they're very funded. They're actually about to send people to the moon. You live under a boulder. Your name's Peyton Patrick Starharden. Dude, NASA doesn't exist. No, no, they disbanded. No, no, people are going to the moon in a couple months' time, actually. Is Elon with NASA or has he got his own NASA? No, sir, he's got his own thing. But he's probably on some board of advisories for NASA. I thought NASA disbanded. NASA's done. Yeah, NASA's done. No, no, I think the government quit funding. I think they're very much doing as if sending humans back for the first time. So it's like a rogue mission they're on. Yeah, it's like Rogue One, like Star Wars. Yeah, so wait, why is Earth losing gravity? Can I read it to you? Yeah, sure. Can I read you something real quick? Science talks. Y-S-K. I said with Y-S-K. You go, science talks. I'm like, baloney fried sandwich. Okay. Oh, man. Apparently. On August. Apparently. I've never been on live television before. Apparently. This is ridiculous. Apparently, on August 12, 2026, the world is going to lose gravity for seven seconds. Oh, and that makes it fun. That makes it catastrophic. Oh, we're going to die? There's an estimated 40 million deaths if this happens. 40 million deaths. Oh, why? Huh. I thought we just float. And then when it cuts back on... You drop. Yeah, seven seconds. How hard are you getting in seven seconds? You know, gravity pulls you down at like nine meters a second. I'm not from Australia. Oh, let's just say you'd get a very, very... I'm an American. You go, I am from Austin, Texas. What's a meter? Three feet. So let's just say in that seven seconds... So 27 feet. No, no, no. You could easily get to about 150 feet high. And then you're going to drop and go... You go... Wow. Well, not the other... You go, oh, this is so cool. This is so cool. Cuts back on. What? Not if there's a ceiling. Now, here we go. Hear me out. Yeah. Let me finish this first. Yeah, so according to NASA, apparently on August 12, 2026, the world might lose gravity for seven seconds. The reason for this is the intersection of two gravitational waves from two different black holes. And this was, so basically what they're saying, and this is predicted back in 2019 with a 96% chance of happening. I don't know. I'm not here to fear monger. I just thought this would be a little quirky to talk about. There's two black holes, two gravitational waves. I like that. Oh, here he goes. They got sent off into space. They're going to meet at that point. How's that black hole here? They're going to meet right there. There it's gone. They're going to meet. And when they meet, when they meet right there, we lose gravity. Seven seconds. Wow. Now, if this event takes place, there's an estimated damage of 40 million souls, 40 million deaths. That's not funny. Infrastructure destruction that would last up to a decade. And then the overall panic could apparently spark some external and internal affairs. Like countries might get mad at each other that, oh, y'all knew this was happening, you didn't share with that. Whatever. They can't stop it? It's all alleged, but no, I mean, what are we going to do? Shoot it with a laser? It's gravitational waves of a black hole. Stop it. Stop it how? Stop it how? Put Earth back in its little toy box that came in? Yeah. What do you mean stop it? Well, maybe, well, I don't know. It's astronomical. Well, we put a dome. Or like, the way that like, during COVID we got the stimulus checks, get a seatbelt. Send us a seatbelt in the mail. Dude, no, now I hear you. I guarantee you if this becomes like a, oh, and now you never know. It's in space. But say around June, they're like, oh, this is inevitable. Like this is happening in two months. I guarantee you some massive government check is going to be cut to some company that's going to make something to where you can like bolt yourself in the ground. But there was a full-blown video. It was saying like 100% stay indoors if you can, preferably big, big buildings like a skyscraper because they're deep in the ground. Like your house is just like a slab of concrete. Oh, your house can go up? No, I don't think, but it could. I didn't know gravity was that strong. How strong is it? Yeah, I mean, like, are you Patrick Star? Are you a human? Where the f*** did y'all learn this stuff? Like, no, genuinely. Like, I'm getting sick and tired of me being the a** and, like, the dumb guy. Where the f*** did y'all go to school? I went to a public high school. Me too. You know what I learned about? The, no, I was going to say the G spot. That's it. I learned, I learned, you know what I mean? I learned. Two girls, one cup. You know what I mean? That's what I learned about. I was going to tutoring. You were like this. Oh, the gravitational pull is strong. 12 meters. Yeah, and you were chewing on your braids with your gnarled teeth. You were a tribesman in society. And I was sitting there. 2.1. No, no, no. But Mr. Gregory, I remember him. I didn't like his pants were way too tight. His back pockets were touching. Oh my god, Mr. Gregory had no a** whatsoever That's what Kevin Hart said about Conan O'Brien If your back pockets are touching Now, I'm not exaggerating I'm not exaggerating when I say that If I had your fingernails And I did that to my own leg I would bleed I would absolutely start bleeding No, I got crocodile skin You just scratched that Like an old person That has had like neuropathy for 20 years. Like, they can't even feel their feet. And they're just like, hey, can I say, I don't like those shit. I'm so sorry. No. Somebody rewind. Everything I have. Oh my God, you hate me. You hate everything I have. No, someone rewind this episode every time I look down. Yeah, because I keep looking at them. Dude, they're f***ing. That's an eyesore. I hope those get pulled up with the gravity. No, but it said... That is scary. Back to the gravity. It said anchor yourself to something that's in the ground. It said don't try to hold. So it was like if you're holding on to a tree, do not try to hold on to the tree and hold someone else and keep them safe. They can hold the same tree. They can hold the same tree, bro. Or the next tree. There was a whole thing about it. And I was like, if this happens, first off, that would be. Hear me out. Now, now I'm switching sides to your side. Will we lose oxygen, too? No. Because I thought in space. Think about this. Because in space, there's no gravity, so they couldn't breathe. That's where the helmets. I didn't know if we had to wear helmets. It's a vacuum. Actually, there's nothing. We have an atmosphere. It keeps us. I didn't know if the gravity goes, the atmosphere goes. I don't know how it works. Like, seasons change. I don't know. The sun moves. I don't know what happens, dude. But the thing about gravity, bro, there's no, there's no, it's not like a mythical, like, bicep curl. Like, it can only do so much. Yeah. There's no weight. Like, there's zero weight limit exceptions. Like, a full-blown, filled with gasoline, like, 18-wheeler is just going to. Wow, that's impressive. The biggest cut piece of whatever from a quarry is just going to. And so why is that not happening now? Like why? Because that's when the waves are going to hit. August 12, 2026. Apparently. But what's holding us down right now? Gravity, dude. When the waves hit, it's going to mess with our life and our planet. The whole planet? The whole planet. No, dude. Greenland's cool. They're fine. Greenland and Japan, they're fine. They're good. Everyone else though. Everyone else gets affected. They're just cool. They're still just sitting there typing. I didn't know. I was just wondering. I can't ask questions, and that's why I don't. Podcast over. 202. Done. I got to do some point. 202, end it. It'll unplug. All the comments. Google's free. You want to be entertained? I got to ask questions That the part I got to ask questions And these are genuine questions But that just a little dumb though Like I have a very low tolerance for stupidity Like, that's my... That was hurtful. No, sorry. Sorry, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean it. Sorry. And I got a low tolerance for those shoes. I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming. And can I be honest? Throw away the jacket. I'm not throwing away this jacket. I love this jacket. No, it's just... No, I... Maybe it's you. Dude, it is me. No, no. I could literally put on, I could take your clothes off, put them on, you'd be like, not it. It's me. It's not the clothes. No, but there's some outfits you wear. You put this on, you would like it, you'd look good in it. It's on me, you hate it. That's why I don't have it. I don't have this. I don't like it. I could have bought it. I chose not to. You should know podcast. This episode is brought to you by Liquid IV. Hey, the big game is coming around. 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Check out this 20% off your first order with code YSK at liquidiv.com. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Speaking of clothes, I got in an argument with Sarah about this. How often do you wash your jeans? Ooh. I'd probably say after every, like, maybe two wears, maybe three. Three is like a – three, they're getting washed. two if it's like I just I wore them we give very calm vibes maybe I wouldn't watch the movie yeah no need if I'm sweating in them yeah I'm washing never washed my jeans I've never washed a pair of jeans I don't like the way they feel after my mom used to do it for me crinkly and nasty like they're stupid man did you did you just say I've never washed those have never been washed these and any other pair you see me wear never touch laundry once I don't think you should I don't think it's a good thing for him because that's the part of denim right that's a part of the pant paid paid yeah i have been i have graced and shared a stage with you at a live performance where i know how my smelled right like i i physically know yeah what my gooch was cooking up yeah and yours has more sense weird strange sense like iron hair yeah than me no no no no And you didn't wash your pants. And half of your underwear has holes in it. So there's direct access from your ass to the jean. A little denim. Direct line of access. Didn't have to go through the middle, man. A little denim. A little denim. I genuinely do not wash my pants. I do not wash jeans. Because, Cam, honestly, it takes a lot for the jeans to smell bad. It genuinely takes a lot for it to happen. And, too, if my jeans do smell bad, it's normally just on the back region. And I'll spray that down with Febreze. That's what I do. I've seen you do that for 10 years. Spray Febreze on a wash rag and just get the back of it. That's my go-to. But I don't like it. And I think it's the way I was raised. Because my grandpa didn't wash jeans either. You know what he used to do? What? He used to put his jeans in a Target bag and put them in the freezer. Okay. I swear to God. He said it killed the bacteria. Probably did. Didn't get rid of the stench, though. And honestly, I did it, too. I didn't like the thawing process. He said, yeah. You ever have a stiff pair of jeans like there was some in them? Peyton, you are a nasty, you are a nasty, nasty man. Why do you wash jeans? It's nasty. It's a weird feeling. Okay, think about not washing a shirt. What is the difference? Talk to me. Fabric. Okay, fabric. But would you still be willing to say that after a certain amount of uses on the shirt, It's probably best, right, if you wash it. No. Why? No, jeans are legitimately not supposed to be washed for the texture and because there's already protective qualities in the denim. Okay, so you want to go all ginger technically supposed to not be really put in there? Okay. Then why do they have a tag on the inside that says, Wash like this. Machine wash inside out, cold water, tumble dry, no heat. I can honestly say I've never read the inside of a pants. I've never read that little sticker. And the fact that you do shows a lot about your daily routine. Yes, I'm washing my pants, you nasty, disgusting crotch region man. Raise your hands. Who washes their jeans? After the third or fourth day. Yeah, thank you. Third or fourth day. Yeah, you wear them for, okay. I wash these one time in a year. Yes, it's like maybe once a year. By yearly, I would do it. I will wash, bro. No, no, no. Y'all are tripping. Y'all are tripping. The pant is fine. You think it's going to deteriorate in the wash. It messes up the structure of your pant. And the color. No, it does not. The color, maybe. Because you're probably washing that shit on hot. Not listening. Probably stripping it of the color. You should wash those shoes with the garbage. Stop licking at my feet. No, you're a nasty person. And if anyone in the comments... If you own... Would that fly for any other pair of clothing? Yeah, denim jackets. Would that apply for any other article of clothing that is not made of denim? I can honestly say, like, my expensive shirts like this, I will only wash them if, like, I absolutely just bombed something in them. Like, if I absolutely just, like, went crazy in, like, sweat or something spilled all over, it's the only way I'll wash my nice clothes. I don't wash nice clothes. I would venture to say not washing nice shit makes it worse than washing the nice... It is stinky. It's crusty. The sweat stains are seeping in deeper. No. If you spill some on it, it's now, it's not coming out. I can honestly say, I've had this shirt. It's a nice shirt. Now, I'm not going to say the brand. It looks great on you. I'm not going to say the brand, but it's on my chest. This is a really nice shirt. Like, it was an expensive shirt. I splurged. I've had this for about six months. It hasn't touched water. It hasn't touched water. It doesn't smell me. Come on, get a whip. Oh, my God. Get that. Not bad, right? Yeah, get that. Not great either. Give me one more. Oh, yeah. It's kind of just like... It's a little stale. It's a little stale. Yeah, but it's not bad. It doesn't smell great either. If I throw it in the laundry, this nice shirt now comes to your quality of clothes. I can't... I'm just saying. Bro, I don't wash my nice clothes. I don't wash my jeans. Don't do it. That is unbelievable. That's not real. I just wanted to know because I keep looking at those shoes. You should honestly start cutting your grass in those shoes. Bro, these are not that bad. You should give those away to people that need them. Honestly, those are donation shoes. I mean, I hate those shoes, bro. It's a bad shoe. What is bad about this? What is bad about that? And all the comments are going to be like, bro, Payton doesn't know swag. Look at those weird shoes he's wearing. First off, these are pristine, too. I walked in the snow in these. Look at them. Yeah, I would rather... Dude, it's been cold outside. Very cold. Dude, so bad. No, hold on. Okay, hold on. I can't forget this. Oh, God. Yeah, it shouldn't be that hard to put on a shoe. Okay. Here we go. You're talking about feet and seeing shoes, and you hate my shoes, and I hate you. Anyway, I was in Walmart the other day. This is unbelievable. What happened? I'm in Walmart. Very quick trip. Literally for baby water. This was before the whole Alaska snowpocalypse thing, right? Run into Walmart solely to grab baby water and come out. I get in there... Excuse me. To grab water. Baby water. Baby water. What's funny about that? Baby water. What am I missing? Water for a baby. Baby water. What the f*** is baby water? They have specific baby water. No, they don't. Oh, yes, sir, they do. Your son has to get special water. No, no, no. All babies should be drinking baby water. It's not going to them if they don't, but it's preferred. Wait, wait, wait. If you go up your whole life drinking nasty tap water, you end up like him. You don't give him tap water. Give him at least some Fiji or something. Give him some Aquapana. No, you don't do Fiji. You don't do Aquapana. You don't do Fiji. You don't do Ferragamo. You don't do none of that water. No, because babies are built the same as us, right? They're not fishies. No, that's not true at all. That's not true at all. Babies have the same organs as us. Imagine if you – I want you to think about this. You could say, oh, what is it? I can't even think. I cannot even think. Like the guy, the kid on the soccer team at the local high school is the same as Neymar because they both play soccer. That's what you just said. No, I'm talking about the physical properties of a human being as a baby. It's the same physical properties as a human being when they're older. The same thing. A lot happens. A lot develops. Why can't my son fill out his taxes right now? No, that's because his brain's not developed yet. But it is natural. Just like his liver and his skin and everything. Yeah, but his natural human properties, he needs H2O. Yes, he needs water. So why does he need it? What's baby water? What is in it? I think it's either added fluoride or not. I think it's with fluoride. I heard fluoride is bad. It's a whole thing. I mean, you don't want, but it's. So you're saying give your son poison water and it'll be all right when they're older. I cannot give you the science behind it. I'm saying there's baby water. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. That doesn't make sense. It's either distilled or it's purified. So it's not spring. You don't give him spring water. You don't give him whatever the hell. Give him Aquapana. Call it a day. What is Aquapana? Is that glass water? He gets that good water. That glass water when you go to a restaurant, you say still. Yeah, they bring that Aquapine and they turn it like that. It's like $14 a glass. Yeah, give him some Aquapine. I'll bet he'll be all right after that. No, he won't. So what if I drink baby water? Nothing happens to you. That's fine. So why can't he drink regular water? Okay. You go sit in the sauna. What's going to happen to you? You're going to sweat. Feel good, right? Yeah. You put my son in the sauna, you get baby bacon, right? Okay. You need more examples? You go out in the snow. You have a great time. Oh, snowball fight. He goes out there. Frostbite. comparison no it's not baby water just doesn't make sense i just understand what the hell goes into that why they need it differently if they're because i've listen to me like genuinely listen to me and you get onto your story and i'm so sorry but it was really dumb if i these organs that are in here right now yeah i've had those since i came out these same organs dude these same ones i didn't get added things i didn't get a surgery or a replacement or a renewal this is the same I've had since February 16th, 1999. It is now January, February 2nd, 2026. These are the same organs. Why do I need something different? Because they grow with you. You didn't have that size 14 of those talons for feet right when you were born either. They grew. Your organs change. Your heart gets bigger. Your brain gets smarter. You'd hope. Yeah, you would. But that's what it is. I'm not a doctor. They have baby water. Back to the story. Yeah, look it up before you give it to yourself, though. You should probably figure that out before you feed it to another human. Anyway, you were at Walmart getting your baby food. I was going in there to get my baby water, and I immediately, it just struck me out of nowhere, I have to poop. Or I'm going to poop my pants. Yeah, and you hate when I have these whim poops, but it hit me. I said, oh my God, I'm about to poop in literally 40 seconds. I have to make him run for it. I go straight to the bathroom. I drop my head. No one's under the saw. I go, yes. I go to the corner stall, big one, more space. And I sit down. No, sir. No, sir. The big one, corner one, fantastic. I go in there, sit down, begin my poop. You're right. And it came out very quickly. Now, I'm sorry. Like the second I said, it just went. I love that, though. It was good because I'm like, oh, efficient, easy, quick. Get me out of here quick. Exactly. People outside might have thought I pissed. Now, this is where it gets interesting. I sit down. Right, like, as the poop's coming out of me, I haven't finished another. Another guy is barreling, barreling into this hole. He's hurting us. This was serious. I have never heard in my entire life. This guy is hitting walls coming into the bathroom. He goes straight, straight to, there's only two stalls. There's a big corner one and a little skinny one. Straight into that skinny one right next to me. Slamming doors. Now, I'll just, I'll start with this. I took three years of Spanish in high school. All right, here we go. Hear me out. Now, this man's native tongue is Spanish. Espanol. He speaks Spanish, yes. He speaks Spanish. Now, a very common phrase that I know from that and from my Hispanic friends is, Ay Dios mio, right? Oh, my God. Sure. My God, something, whatever. Ay Dios mio. Yeah, there you go, right? Me gusta el pollo de las arbonigas. Now, I don't know that one. He sits down. First, everything's down. I want you to think of the loudest way you could possibly bang something. That is every movement he has. Like, he's hitting doors. He's like, like, he's literally about to sh** himself. He sits down, and you hear his belt, too. It's like, he's taking the belt off. And he literally goes, hi, Neil Smeal. He says it just like that. And it literally sounded like a sawed-off shotgun. It went, oh, no. And I literally, I know how you are right now. In the flesh, I was crying. In real life, I was crying. I literally was like this. I went. He went. I didn't smell. And I literally was like. And I was crying real tears. I was crying real tears. And it was like maybe like no exaggeration. And like probably three or four of those shots, right? Just like, I mean, he was clogged up, like bad. I didn't smell. And I went, and it was like I was a hostage. Like I was trying to not get captured. I literally was trying to be dead silent. Like to where they came to hear my breath. I went, and I'm sitting here tearing up crying. I'm crying, bro. I was crying. And then he finally gets to this moment of, no, I would venture to say, This isn't even the best part yet. I swear to God. He starts crying. He literally started crying. I'm not making this up. Now, if I wasn't in the bathroom, because I was thinking to myself, I was like, I need to record this. But I was like, that might be some violation. It's a little invasive, yeah. He started crying. Like, how do you sound? Like a whimpering. Like he was actually crying on the toilet. And I got to the point, I was like, what the f***? And I'm still, I am beyond laughing. Did you check on him? Hell no. You good, bro? No, my God. No shot. I literally went. I was like. I literally went. I went. Did you sit and wait for him to get out? Oh, no. Oh, dude. I got to see. Well, he probably limped out that. 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I was like, I'm so sorry I'm laying you down. I was like, you don't want to. Bro, you got to get out of your head. You got to get out of your head. No, because sometimes when I'm cuddling with her and, like, I'll roll over like this and I see her look down at it. Like, I'm like, oh, man. I'm like, babe, it's going to get flat eventually. I promise. Bye-bye June. We'll be good. And she loves it that she plays with it. There you go. She puts her finger in my belly button. That's all that matters. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. There we go So I been on kind of a health kick right Yeah I mean so I haven had like a greasy burger in a long time right oh god you missing out but like oh my god they so good so good so i was hung over from the night before i woke up at like 3 p.m holy that was bad oh my god yeah woke up at like 3 p.m we had a dinner schedule at a five-star restaurant at like eight so i was Like, okay, I'm just going to go. There's a burger right in this hotel. I'm going to go grab this burger, eat it, and I get a little snack. Sunny's on. Hoodie on. Slow walk. Now, I ordered this burger. The menu was all in braille almost. I was so hungover. I couldn't. I didn't know why I was a burger. They're like, how could you have you in? Oh, I thought it was. I thought it was. Yeah, exactly. So they gave me the burger. I opened it up. It had bacon on it, two burger patties, and Ruffles chips. What? Yeah. I was like, this is the craziest burger I've ever seen. But I was starving. That's fire. No, the idea, I was so hungover. I was like, this is going to be great. Yeah, yeah. I ate the burger literally 14 minutes after. Like, it literally felt like someone lit a match in my ass. Like, someone, here you go. Yeah. And so I was hurting. I ran back to my room. I mean, it exploded. It was literally, and I feel so bad for the cleaning staff. It was on the bowl. It was, because I, it was on the way down. I started. So it was, I mean, it looked like. I mean, you have no respect. No respect, no patience. You sit on that porcelain. Yeah, I couldn't make it. So anyway, God, I was on and off Dootin, right? I was on and off Dootin for a couple hours. Dootin's crazy. I thought I was fine. We get to... No, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You almost did. No, no, no, no, no. I was on... No, no, no, no, no. That's even going to be worse. No, seriously, please trash bag. I can't watch a loogie. That's going to be nasty That's going to be real nasty I was on and off Double Ollie No you got the shirt version of the jacket Shirt version of the jacket I'm going to hire you a stylist I love you though I think I'm going to start With you more I'm going to dress worse everywhere I'm going to dress Can't do it I mean you can't do it I'm going to come. Oh, that's fire. That's fire. So I was for a while. We go to the dinner. Now, we're hooked up at this restaurant. We get prepared. You and who? Me and Robbie. Oh. And the host of the casino. Oh, my God. Yeah, so we were getting like fixed menus where they were bringing seafood towers. The gourmet of gourmet. It was so good. I mean, no, Cam, that's so good. We kept saying it like, Cam's back. I love this. I bet I would have. So I had like a king crab, right? I ate it. Oh, my God. Dipped it in butter. my stomach up more. It was to the point, I was sitting like this at a five-star restaurant, like closing my eyes and sweating. I was like, I gotta go. I stood up, I ran to the bathroom. Now, I already don't publicly shit, right? I don't like it enough. So I'm, I'm, I'm fighting. I'm going, it was me. It was me. No, like, I'm shoot, like, and it sounds like a paintball is hitting this. It's bad. And like, And it won't stop. And I was trying to play TikToks loud because I would. I hate people like you. You better embrace that. I would release and the plops would and the shots would be loud. But then it always followed out by some gas, like little butt queefs. That's fine. That's a part of the game. That's a part of the game. No, but it wouldn't stop. Nobody likes rebounding, but it's a necessity. You've got to get that out. You've got to get that gas out. It's not pretty. It's a grimy skill. You've got to do it. Yeah, no, it was bad. And it was so embarrassing. I was sweating. I was sweating. I was an anxiety attack. I was coughing. It was a whole bad thing. It got worse because there was like a bathroom attendant in the bathroom. Oh, y'all were at a nice spot. Yeah. They had a poop scooper waiting for y'all? Well, he was normally there to sell whatever colognes, mints, whatever the f*** you want, right? This isn't broad daylight. This isn't a nightclub. No, no, this is a restaurant. He's selling you cologne and mints at 2 p.m. on a winter. Yeah, it's a nice restaurant. They do that there. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. But he was just standing in the corner until I saw feet right outside my stall. And I was like, why the is there feet right here? I was like, why is this guy like, obviously you can hear the war going on in this big stall. Kim, he, I see a hand go under the stall with a spray. He's life-money. You're sitting there I was like this I said the finger turned towards me And then I just see this I was like what the I was literally like this Like this guy knew I deserved it I was like this I was literally like Just trying to dodge the It was so bad You didn't even fight it back because you knew that you were a nasty son of a He started like mopping outside the floor And I was like now at this point you're just You're bullying me at that point Yeah, so I pinched it off. I wasn't finished. I get up. I didn't make any eye contact. I took the soap, washed my hands. That was my pooping story. God, Jesus. Yeah. I've never been embarrassed. And a little disrespected. If I would have fucked him up, that would have been his fault. Yeah, but you would have gotten in trouble, but that would have been his fault. Bro, I don't understand. You have the, I mean, your stomach, it's that mixed with the anxiety, but your stomach. What happened? Like, your stomach is like hardwired directly to your brain, but not like everyone else's. Like, everyone knows yours is like, if you think it's going to mess you up, you're going to get messed up. Oh, no. If I think I'm sick. Yes. What's that name? What's that name? Hypochondriac. Yeah. You have that with food, too. Narcolepsy. If you're like, oh, not narcoleptic. Not narcolepsy. I'm just like, not nar... That's him. No, but you... If you think the food's going to be good and super healthy and it's going to give you energy, you'll finish that meal and be like, dude, that's such a good f***ing salad. I'm ready to conquer the world. God, that's good. Let's go do something aggressive. Yeah, I feel like I can go climb the skyscraper like that one dude. Did you watch that? I watched a little bit of it. I don't know how people watch a dude climb that skyscraper. I don't know how people watch it. NCJ watched essentially the whole thing. We took one gap for dinner. We were making dinner. He was watching Malachi. We watched it from the second. The fact that we watched a man, like on street level, just grab a part of the building with his paw. Grabbed it with his paw and started just going up. And then he ended up 1,700 feet in the air. No, no, no, I don't think you understand. Like, I was... We were sweating. I was so skeptical. And I talked to you before it happened. I was like, I'm not watching this. It's probably like, there's no way Netflix would air this. There's probably something you can't see. They're going to manipulate camera angles. No, they showed everything. They showed everything. They had a top-down camera. There's no nets. Oh, dude. No, no. Thinking about it, it's literally making my balls go into me. Oh, no, no. We were watching it, and legit, it was prop. Like, first off, shout-out to him. Shout-out to Netflix. That whole thing, it was dope. But, like, I'm right there with you. I don't physically comprehend how he does that or how people were there live watching. No, no, that's what I want to say. First of all, the people that were watching it live, y'all have a little thing. It was strange to watch that live. I couldn't do it. Like, the human instinct in me, that's disturbing to see that. 100%. That's the first level of, okay, you might need some psychiatric evaluation. Easily. The next one, people that showed up and were like this. Because you're filming for one reason. Oh, yeah. You're filming for one reason. No matter if you want to say it or not, you sick little freak. No, it's disturbing. Bro, there was people. So the building he climbed, Taipei 101, is like a business building, apparently. Yeah, and there's people in the windows. There's people in the windows. Yeah. Constantly. His whole climb, people were like this. Yeah. I would be like, hey, evacuate the building. I told CJ, I said, what if someone went up there, put on Snapchat, turned it sideways, and literally held up a sign that was like, I hope you fall. and he like and he like read that he goes that could destroy his whole client why were they allowing people to just or people bang on the windows or something what if someone like bang on the window you're netflix play everybody one day off one day pto get him no no it's so and i was thinking about it like how strong dude how strong is that guy piece of a tooth that was a piece of my lip crusties how strong is that guy like his forearm and hand strength is crazy oh yeah No, we were already saying that. He probably weighs like a buck 30, buck 40. He could probably easily, like farmers carry like 500 pounds. Dude. His forearms got to be out of this world. I can't even walk up like 15 flights of stairs. And low key, the craziest part was the first like 35 seconds. Oh, with his initial? How quick he got? He was like, I'm not kidding. He was probably 40 feet in the air. Yeah. In the first like 40 to 50 seconds. And this is on the side of a building. I don't understand. And I saw people like that live there are trying to do it now. not like actually climb the whole thing, but at least get to the first one, and like all of them are failing. Oh, yeah. Like it's so impressive. And no, no, no, that part where he was on the top with his feet. No hands. Oh, you're a sick man. Oh, yeah, you're sick. He's just listening to heavy metal in his ear. Was he listening to music? Yeah, he had music that was also tapped in to the commentators, to Seth Rollins and the other two. No, he was listening to the commentators? No, he wasn't. He was listening to music, but when they like queued him in, when like production like, you know, he probably heard it in his ear, like, hey, we're about to send you to the commentators, He's going to answer a question real quick. No, he was doing – Wait, I didn't see this part. He was doing interviews? No, he literally was talking to them in the middle of the climb. Literally talking to them in the middle of the climb. They said, like – They said, hi, I don't know what I'm doing. He was like, yeah, it's crazy. Great day to be alive or something. Like, you would have thought he was, like, grilling for his son's barbecue. That's how easy it was to him. Dude, it's literally making me uncomfortable right now. See, that's how it was – That's how it was the – I'd probably say the first third – After the first – Because it was about an hour and a half is how long it took him. So after the first 30 minutes, you kind of were watching it. It's like Steph, like shooting threes. Like you then realize he's so good at this that it's like the nerve. It's the fact that he's high in the air. He could fall. First off, way too windy for my liking. And he was like, oh, it's a perfect day. He goes perfect conditions. His shirt was like this. Yeah, dude, ripped up. He's like perfect conditions. He's ripped. You see his little tum tum? Literally, after 30 minutes, you're like, I don't think he can fail. Like you see how good he is and how relaxed he is. Not a single bead of sweat. Yeah, you can feel it. No worries. He's getting on the ledge. Oh, yeah. I saw this on X Twitter, but I don't know if it was real or not. They said they did an MRI on his brain, and the part of your brain that has fear, he is severely underdeveloped in that part. Oh, bro, me and CJ were saying that. They were showing him images of scary things or whatever, and that part that they're testing for, it was just very low. I don't know if that's true or not, but I saw that, and I was like, that makes sense. It makes sense how you climb with no... And then he was asked, okay, we understand you're doing an amazing feature, 11th tallest building in the world. Why not at least just have a parachute on your back? And he literally said, well, you're in a downtown. Once you get past 150 feet or something, the wind gusts are like a lot stronger. He said, there's really no difference. If I fall and pull that parachute, he's like, you can't guide it with the wind like that, with the tunnels and stuff. He's like, there's no difference. If I fall, I fall. And I was like, this guy's a psychopath. Did he get paid? Best part about this. I cannot wait to see your reaction. I want you to guess how much you made from that. Good number. Good number. Netflix. Netflix. A whole world live stream. I want you to guess. I want you to guess with some strength behind your guess. $12 million. $500,000. He made $500,000. He didn't even hit a mil? And he put his soul on the line. He was 1,700 feet in the air. $500,000. He got paid $500,000 for that? $500,000. There's an 18-year-old that's going to get drafted in the second round next year that's going to make more than that. They're not going to play. There's 13th man on NBA rosters right now. They don't touch course. They pick their fucking hookers, and they wear Chrome hearts to the games, and they do absolutely nothing. They make more than him. No, no. No, no, no. I think Netflix should be under a federal investigation. I know we might do business soon. Netflix might have netted, I don't know, $700 million. They made us. They made three new shows because of him. He's a producer of three new shows. Oh, yeah. There's going to be How to Climb 101, the climb series, the climber. Yeah, yeah. No, literally. And they went like this to him. They went, oh, good job, bro. Half a million dollars from the biggest streaming company in the world is crazy. I don't want to say it as it's necessarily like they said 500 or nothing. Maybe he doesn't give a fuck. I don't know. First off, he's sponsored by North Face. That's got to be decent. Oh, so everything he wears is North Face. He had it on his pants. He had it on his shirt. He probably got a lot of money in sponsors. He definitely has sponsorships. Movie. He has a movie. He has a movie? Dog, he climbed a mountain the same way. No. Like an actual mountain. It's called Free Solo. Document. Like the whole thing. I heard of that. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's a movie. Of him. At what point does he call it quits, though? What time is he done? Yeah, I'm like, what are you going to do next? Go up the f*** backwards? Burj Khalifa. He's going to go like this. He starts to climb. He's like... Going backwards. He's like, what are you doing? Dude, yeah, no. How much money would it take for you to climb a skyscraper like he did? No, no. I want you to think... I want you to think about the... I want you to think about the largest amount of money that you would have enough time in your life to say, and the answer's no. A trillion dollars. No. Yeah. Peyton, I don't like standing at the top of this building and looking out of a secure window. Oh, yeah. Let alone climbing, which I don't know how to do. Let alone climbing with absolutely no safety measures. Yeah. No shot. Well, funny enough, I wouldn't climb a tree without safety measures. I would not climb a red oak tree without, not even a red oak. I wouldn't climb a peach tree without some soft under me. In my mind, I fall at these nine feet and I break my arm. And now life sucks. Building. Well, funny enough, so Cam, I know one of your biggest fears is skydiving. I'm not going to announce this challenge yet, but next week we'll announce a challenge. We're doing a thing, and y'all will be involved in it, where... Y'all's loose term. It's a month... No, y'all as in the fans. Oh, okay. It's a month-long competition between me and Cam with topics or debates that y'all bring in. And the loser at the end of the month has a huge, huge, huge consequence. And Cam's is going to be skydiving. Okay, let's do this real quick, guys. I hope you're listening. If I lose, I'm not on the podcast either. I absolutely terminate my contract. It's been a great ride. I'll talk to him. I can't skydive. We have a week before this gets announced. I'll play, though. I'll play. I'm fair game. I'm not backing down from shit. But come back next week for that big announcement of the month-long challenge that we have for y'all. It's going to be a great time. My consequence is going to be big, too. We have to agree on it. I'm like, okay, chug two gallons of milk. I'm just kidding. You're like, chug two gallons of milk and go swim. Dang. I can jump into a 12-foot pool holding two gallons of milk. That's f***ed up. I know, but that's funny. I was like, bro, you just have to go swim. I have to jump out of a f***ing plane. I'm like, you got to go take a lap in the Lease River. Okay, guys, I think that is the end of the episode. Before we get out of here, I just want to say again from the bottom of my heart, personally from me to you, thank you for making a dream come true. I didn't want to make the episode super sappy because we did that with 200, and that just was a couple weeks ago. 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