The One Where Bob Buys An Old House

We are so excited to share that we are partnering with Airbnb. And if you know anything about our lives, you know that we are constantly on the move. I remember this one trip to Atlanta. Girl, we booked Airbnb and it changed the game. ATL! Yes, it was incredible. The home was nicely furnished and it was perfect because we had all this extra space for all the things that a drag queen be needed. I love chatting with the host, getting that authentic local perspective on where to go. And it just feels like a lived-in experience rather than a revolving door. Booking Staves at Airbnb has changed the way that we travel. My name is Bob the Drag Queen. And I'm Monet X Change. And this is Sibling Rivalry. On this week's episode, Monet finds out what flatware is. Bob buys a cheap old house. And we found out what made Monet say this. Yeah, I think I confused myself in what my claim was. And we found out what made Bob say this. Can Mormons be models? Did you have sex today? Did you fuck Fiera? Yeah, last night. Yeah, this is giving a maybe, a break. He is screaming in her face. I mean, you know, sometimes that's how love be sometimes. You've never had the feels you just wanna just sing to your lover? No. Not during sex. So you don't love me? Because you scream and sing at me all the time. I am your lover. You're not my lover. I am your lover. You're not my lover. I'm your platonic lover. You are my love. I am no, I'm your platonic lover. How are you going to tell me what you are to me? Because we fuck platonically all the time. You know, you fuck with me. We platonically fuck. I am freezing. Okay, it's not that. Well, I do have my, I'm cozy. I am freezing. Comfortable in my skin, cozy. I mean, it's actually warming up a little bit. Because I don't like the ugly. Well, I wanted to do this. No! Yes. This is a lovely. Not a brand. This is a. That we sponsor. We don't know these people. This is a black-owned energy drink company called Well With All. They're amazing. They taste so, so, so good. My friend Alfonso, who is the CEO of Spill, which is a black social network, brought these over. Y'all, this peach is so good. I'm going to shout them out to the black-owned energy drink company. don't try to sneak in your brand deals and if i'm not if you only getting paid we ain't talking about it toots anyway um oh oh hold on okay so we each have a vocabulary word that we have to sneak in in the first 15 minutes of the pod and i am checking mine right now oh this is yeah it's gonna be crazy easy and breezy mama so you're green today huh you're green i am you're you're really in your alphabet bag today you're obsessed with wicked you know what brought it up you're wearing a fuck sweater you're dressing all green and you're wearing pink i am obsessed with wicked and you have this pink sign i don't deny it so you're glinda who chose the pink for us because none of us neither of us likes i know i'm not a pink girl i don't know i think it was jay Jay created a logo I mean I like it but I'm like pink I don't know why Jay went with pink actually that's a great idea Jay also made our cover art which I love oh someone had a great suggestion should we should we finally get into season whatever it is and do a new cover art with the new side by side we already did it yeah should we make it our cover art should we change the cover art yeah I guess so yeah yeah sure I hate when Bob he does that I'm not strong on it but I do like the ripped multiple face thing. I do love the ripped multiple. Maybe we should re-up the ripped multiple face or should we? Okay, here's the thing. Willem in Alaska change theirs every season. We change ours when... Three times. We had four now, actually. What was the first one? The first one and then the one where I'm biting your finger, you're biting my finger and then the bald ones. No, that wasn't the first one. No, I said the first one and then the one where you're biting my finger. But what's the first one? I don't remember. I think the bald one was the first one. maybe maybe and that's and that's still well no i think and then the rip photos so three i reckon but i've had a bald one the first one was just so it just said something rivalry like it was just i don't remember we didn't we girl we didn't have a logo at first so i think i would think it was bald then biting finger and then rip faces yeah can we have a section where we call clear it up where we clear something up i want to clear something up i want to clear the room you're being so mendacious i want to clear the air anyway it's fucking 10 o'clock in the morning girl i have need to recalibrate i was in the difference between you and me is i didn't i didn't need jacob to text me the definition of my word i knew it already i knew it already so when we were we did some photos recently which will be dropping over time. Yeah. And I had this idea for this photo. And I feel like everyone was fighting me on this photo. Like, everyone was like, what do you mean? Oh, God. Here we go. How does this make sense? This is the photo here. You've already seen it. That's the photo we posted on our social media. On what day we did? What did we post it? I don't remember the day we posted it. Does anything mean anything to you? Do you remember the date? Yes, I do. The date. Yes. What was it? You don't remember the date. You don't remember the date. You don't remember the date. What was the date? It was Thanksgiving. It wasn't Thanksgiving. It was Thanksgiving. Well, Thanksgiving? Yes, Bob, because I said, oh, let's post it because we're so thankful for each other. And then also this is Bob's response. Oh, yeah, sure. It was just early. Well, your reason was funny to me. You were so thankful. I was like. I am thankful for you. It was on November 27th. Which is Thanksgiving. It's not always. It's not always, but I'm telling you, that day was Thanksgiving. It was Thanksgiving. It's not is Thanksgiving. Oh, my God. December 25th is Christmas. Oh, my God. January 1st is New Year. This is what. February 19th is your birthday. You're supposed to leap across this fucking thing. But no, this is not Thanksgiving. And fucking Yankee is. Sometimes it is. I'm fucking, oh my God. I'm going to rip your head off of your neck, your fucking shoulders. I think I could rip one of your fingers off your body. I know, well, I tell him this all the time. You know you can bite through a finger like a carrot. They say that. No, that's true. They say it. How do you know it's true? Because doctors, I've seen doctors, I've seen doctors, I talk about debunking. And you knew he was a doctor? I mean, he said he was fucking. He said he was a doctor. you know what i i often just trust people crazy i'm new yorker view new yorkers don't trust anything because a lot of things are scary but i think i think to move into a layup softened i'm have you ever seen have you seen anything about about soft life like women soft line women living in this women should be like i'm in my soft era i i saw hardwig soft life hardwig so it I mean, like someone who has a busted appearance. It's like black women who have, I think that if I'm correct, black women, it's called hard wig, soft life. You wear these ugly wigs and then you get these rich white guys to take care of you. And they don't care that your wig is busted because your life will be soft and they don't, I guess they don't know any better. So it's called hard wig, soft life. Yeah, I've seen this. I haven't seen the hard wig part. I've seen women in their soft era, soft life. What do you think about soft life living? I don't see anything wrong with I actually don't think there's anything weird about a couple who wants to have power dynamics I mean if everyone's consenting and it's something that the lady wants to do and the guy wants to provide and everyone's happy I actually don't see any problem with that with wanting to be a trad wife I think where people get weird about a trad wife is when it seems like it's there's like a level of sometimes it crosses over into too traditional where it gets uh conflated with traditional and conservative values i think that's some people like oh when that's that trad we can't fuck with right like when are you like it seems like your trad your tradness is mixed in with being ultra conservative that's the part of people like i think nora naira nara smith is is living the trad wife life and she seems to like it i mean i mean her husband is mormon or he grew I think they still are Mormon. I think that's what people are like. Nara's a Mormon? Well, her husband grew up Mormon. I don't know if she. Yeah, they're. Okay, yeah, they're in the world. I mean, she publicated the thing being like, I'm still figuring out my religion. And while I did grow up Mormon, like I don't know what religion means to me. And we're working that out together. I don't think Nara grew up more Mormon. Did she grow up Mormon? I think her husband is. I mean, Lucky was definitely Mormon. She definitely grew up religious, maybe Mormon as well. So what's up with Lucky? What's he do? Is he famous? They're both models. Ow. Can Mormons be models? He did. Is he showing skin? I've never seen Lucky's campaigns. Yeah, I mean, he shows skin and he's a Mormon? I mean, like, what kind of skin? Can we look up some Lucky Smith, Lucky Day? No, Lucky Day is an artist. Lucky Bucky. Lucky Blue. Oh, yeah. Girl, that's skin. That's not giving Mormon at all. I mean. That's not Mormon. Oh, my God. For a Mormon, that's crazy. Well, you know. I don't think this man grew up Mormon. I mean, there are different levels of it. Yeah, girl. Maybe they weren't like ultra in the original. Katie, Jacob, maybe could you see if he grew up? I'm pretty sure Lucky Smith grew up Mormon. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there it is. Lucky Blue Smith is Mormon. Raised in a Mormon family from Spanish Fork, Utah. While he's spoken openly about his faith and struggles with addiction, emphasizing God's presence, his wife, Nora Smith, knows she isn't a hardcore Mormon, and they didn't marry in a temple, indicating varied levels of adherence within their family's Mormon background. So she grew up Mormon as well. So you see, so when you hear a trad wife and you hear the Mormon of it all, you're like, but if they're happy being Mormon, I mean, you know, do you think 21? I think we're just in a time where people are just scared of conservatism and like what that all means for a lot of people. Because what we see, you know, with politics and stuff, like conservatism seems really scary and it's like, you don't want to consent to that. Lucky also doesn't sound like a Mormon name. I think that may... Lucky sounds like a drag king. My name is Lucky Blue Note. What's his name? Lucky Blue Smith. There may be some of that thing. I think I want to change my drag. No, I don't. But I've had a lot of thoughts about having other drag names. You want to give us some of them? My original drag name was Erica Badone. I thought Kitten with a Whip. My original drag name was Erica Badone. It was for like one or two days. Oh, jaunty. I did say I'm Erica Badone. and also I had Ken with a whip but I've also loved the name that I gave you which I think is really good for you Belinda China Sharp Belinda China Sharp is good do you remember the guy who used to work at PEG that was bitch Belinda oh Belinda yeah Belinda Australian Belinda okay that's pretty sad there's an Australian here right now it could have been Kane I said used to yeah the Asian Australian guy you're so great I didn't see his name he used to come to my gigs He was walking, he was very tall. He was like 6'4". 6'5". And a close talker. Yeah, and one time I did a gig at, when I first went to LA, I did Evita. You know Evita has the booths. You sit in your section, your people game, and they bring you bottle service, whatever. And then he came to come up to help and support and to represent me as management. And then he came. coming in out the gate I'm already in the mood he's arriving at the gig bitch knocked over the tequila the orange juice the vodka it's knocked over everything on the table he's not drunk he's just clumsy no he's not drunk at all just a clumsy girl I think Loquacious Queen would be a good name for me Loquacious Queen cause it sounds like a name and it's a word which I think is kind of fierce cause it means like you're like really talkative I know so isn't it a good name for me like Loquacious Queen or like also like well this is kind of an insensitive name so I probably shouldn't say it. What is that? It's insensitive. And when does that ever stop you? But if I was a I don't want to, I can't want to say it. Lavonda Bridges. Lavonda Bridges. It's kind of a great name. Because it's words and it's a name. Lavonda. What do you say? I remember watching a lot of sitcoms growing up and learning words like that. like one of them, look, Requestions remind me of a precocious. I learned that word from- Precocious. Mary Poppins. No. He's a smart guy. They do the rap. Do do do do do do do do. And the rap they call a precocious little shorty, da da da da da da da da da. I don't remember the whole thing, but that's when I learned the word precocious. You know a word that I learned a long time ago, but I just don't feel comfortable using it? What? Interlocutor. Interlo, interlocking, isn't that a school? That's weird. Yeah, it's an art school. But like an interlocutor is a person, Like you are my interlocutor. Which I don't know what that means. We talk together. We talk together? Yeah, the person you're talking with is your interlocutor. Can you look at the official definition of interlocutor? A person who takes part in a dialogue or conversation. Yeah. So anyone you're talking to is an interlocutor? Yeah, you'd be my interlocutor. Interlocutor, not interlocker. No, interlocutor. Interlocutor. But I just really like that word, but you can't just use interlocutor. Yeah, that's too much. well I do like the idea of like someone who can like which she does this so well which I am I you know I love this bitch Amanda Seals Amanda Seals can will cuss you out and call you a nigga motherfucking da da da da and also bust out some Merriam-Webster Oxford Dictionary words in the same sentence I'm obsessed with that I was looking at an interview with Neil deGrasse Tyson he's so smart he was talking to one of the Taylor Lanna-Nixman no one of the What's the one who boxes? Floyd Mayweather. The TikToker who became a boxer who bought Mike Tyson. Logan Paul His brother Luke Paul Jake Paul Jake Paul Matthew Mark Luke and John RuPaul RuPaul And anyway so RuPaul, oh my God, whoever does Ru's social media, they need to do a collab with Jinda Pauls. I don't think they should. That would be so good. I don't think they should. But Logan Paul's co-host used a word that neither Jake nor Neil deGrasse Tyson knew. and Neil deGrasse Tyson was like you know I gotta be honest with you're not really communicating if you're using words that people don't know like you're not communicating he's like the point of communication is to be understood to be understood and to understand people and if you're using words that people don't know and I feel like that guy everyone everyone knows a big word right everyone knows a couple big words that are off the beaten path and he was like oh Neil deGrasse Tyson I'm gonna drop this word so Neil deGrasse Tyson and Neil deGrasse Tyson was like you're not communicating. Word. He's like, what is that? I think Logan was like, what does it mean? He goes, I don't know. I think Neil DeGrasse was like, what does that word mean? And then he was like, yeah, you're not communicating. Word. I love that. I just found that really interesting. I think that is very interesting. But I don't think, going back to Amanda, I don't think she's using words to be like, to confuse or to like impress you. I think it's just part of her vocab. No, I agree. The point of that was not to say that she used the words. Yeah, I know you weren't. I'll just. Yeah. We are so excited to share that we are partnering with Airbnb. And if you know anything about our lives, you know that we are constantly on the move, whether it's drag gigs, comedy tours, filming, vacations. And after years of living out of a suitcase, baby, we realize that a state can totally make or break your energy. When on tour, you don't want a room that has two beds and one cramped room. No, you want two beds, your own private bathroom, and you need a kitchen table to eat in the living room where you can actually settle in and feel like a human being. I remember this one trip to Atlanta. Girl, we booked Airbnb and it changed the game. ATL! Yes, it was incredible. The home was nicely furnished. It was stylized. We had high ceilings, a massive living area. And it was perfect because we had all this extra space for all the things that a drag queen be needing, okay? We had four or five suitcases. We had to practice on numbers. And honestly, we could sing what I could sing. Well, Bob now too. We could both sing as loud as we wanted without worrying about bothering the neighbors with, you know, these thin walls and hotels and banks. And as drag queens, we travel a lot. So it is much easier and nicer to have a larger space to unpack, spread out and vibe before you head to the gig. Plus, it's a lot more personal. I love chatting with the host, getting that authentic local perspective on where to go. And it just feels like a lived in experience rather than a revolving door. I'm serious. Booking stays with Airbnb has changed the way that we travel. It makes the road feel a lot less lonely. So glam up your next trip by using Airbnb to find an amazing place to stay. and take that first step. 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A hand truck. That's the thing that you, when you're moving, right? Yeah, but people are like, what do you mean a hand truck? I'm like, how do you not know what a hand truck is? Are you just casually using the word hand truck in conversations? If we're using a hand truck, I'd be like, grab the hand truck. Yeah, that's different than like talking about the sauna. You'd be like, oh, yeah, it's very voluminous and supercalified. No, like, for example, you and I talk, and you kind of drag me from saying flatware. But I know what it is. It just seems weird as you ran it. So you would say flatware instead of just utensils. Yeah, because utensils is much more encompassing. Right. A ladle is a utensil. A ladle, right. A ladle is a utensil. A ladle of shit. But, yeah, a spatula is a utensil. But flatware is— It's like a knife for a spoon. Exactly. So it's more— So if I go grab some utensils versus, oh, we don't have any flatware. Okay. And you were like, flatware? But in context, if you didn't grab some utensils, if I bring a plate of food for us to eat, can you grab some utensils? Not unless we're in a big baddywhack era, I'm not going to go grab the ladle and a spatula for us to eat. Well, I am in a big baddywhack era, so now what? I'm not going to go grab a spatula. I'm going to go get forks. But when I said flatware, you act like I said like perfect difference or some shit. I was like, oh shit, we don't have any flatware. And you were like, it is not even fancy. Flatware is not even a fancy term. I just remember being like, why is she causing a scene about me saying flatware? I remember being like, no one's ever been like, flatware. Because in our 15 years of service to each other, I've never heard you say the word flatware before. So I think if I had heard you say that before, I would be like, oh, this is part of Bob's vocab. I say flatware. I've never heard you say the word flatware before. I've never heard you say the word flat before. What do you think you're, well, I knew your word. The one, I can't even remember, you tried to bust it in The one that we all started cackling at What was it again? Mandations Mandations, what does that mean? That was not my word Mandations means lying So what was your word? Do you have any other thoughts? No, what was it? It was jaunty Jaunty? Jaunty is like a word you would use Did you know what mine was? I think you tried to trick me on loquacious but it was something else so what do you think it was I think it was I don't remember the other one but I think you tried to trick me with loquacious but it wasn't well what was it? I don't remember so you don't know what my word was? I don't know what your word was so you admit it, I beat you I beat you too quick draw McGraw my word was loquacious was it loquacious? no you did not You did not. I gave you multiple opportunities to guess the word. But I want to say, I've always thought that Loquacious would be a good drag name for me. Because I am quite Loquacious. Because I am quite Loquacious. What? I just fall out of there like a damn. I am a very Loquacious person. What does, I don't know what, I do not know what Loquacious means. Oh, just talkative. Just really talkative. Loquacious. I feel like you're loquacious when you like someone I mean that's anyone I don't think that's unique to you I don't have to like you to be loquacious I will talk to you like if I'm meeting you and I haven't even drawn an opinion on you at all like I will say at parties I am a mingler, I roam I walk around the whole party except one time I decided to like plant myself and try to get people to come to me but I am If I'm at a party, I am constantly moving from table to table, room to room, side to side, corner to corner, popping into little groups and chit-chatting and then, like, you know, bouncing out. I want to do more parties at my home. I like that. You don't have, like, the little gaming room. I feel like that's a little cozy area. You know, you have the inside, outside. I don't think that parties should have room. Oh, no, for sure. It was great because in the big party I had, a fun engagement party, it was indoor-outdoor. We had the big backdoor open. So people were like, a lot of people, we had heating lamps outside just because people got cold. We had some people outside, some people inside. Then some of us were in the other streaming room playing video games. It was great. So you can kind of like do whatever you want. If you didn't want to be around a lot of people and play some Smash. I think if the room has an activity, like a video game in it. Actually, I can't think of any other thing that should be going on in that room. Like, I don't think you can just, I don't think it's a good form to, if you're like, let's, I'm trying to find the number where. breaking off is weird there's a number where you go so high that breaking off is not weird but if you have like between 10 and 15 people and three three to five people break off to go sit in a room that's weird yeah that's too small this was this was 60 people so so like seven of us being it was like seven of us being in that room playing video games hanging out that wasn't weird but i agree if it's if it's 15 people and four people leave to go play that's that that is weird i just want to talk about something else that i heard about your party that i want to uh clear up before you tell me what what it was who told you godoy okay now what i'm listening why are you why are you going to take action against godoy no i love godoy godoy's making me some coffee and this was confirmed by several people by the way godoy's making a costume for my tours. I'm going to be nice until I get my shit. I think that there is a certain number of people at a gathering at your home and after a certain number, you cannot ask people to take their shoes off anymore. Oh, that I disagree. So I used to think that way until I went to a Halloween party. Were people wearing costumes? Huh? Were people wearing costumes? Costumes, yeah. Oh. So interesting. I went to a Halloween party and it was I mean, this is a big house in Silver Lake and everyone, the entire party, no matter what Jocasta it was, whatever, put the shoes out of the door and I was like, oh, that makes sense. Yeah, I don't, I think I think, and here's my thought process. After 20 people, you're allowed to keep your shoes on. I think after 20 people, what you need to do is now accommodate your home to not have people take their shoes off. So, for example, we have a black and white rug in our living room. I would never have 20 people in my house. Why? You could. I would never have 20 people in my house. I don't even have people like that. Jacob, would you have 20 people at your house? Absolutely not. Hey, Jacob, I don't want five people at my house. And I don't think my house can accommodate 20 people. Oh, it could for sure. I'm not interested. Because we don't have breakout rooms. Remember when we were trying to make breakout rooms? Because we only have three bedrooms in my house. You have a very big living room. You have a terrace. And one of the bedrooms is huge. It's a balcony. It's a terrace. What's the difference between a balcony and a terrace? You tell me. I don't know. You're the one. You're like, it's a balcony. But you insist that it's not a balcony. And you insist it's a terrace. So what's the difference? A balcony is a small, elevated platform projected from a building attached to a specific room with a railing. A terrace is a larger flat area open that can be a rooftop, but built into the building or at ground level like a patio. It's not a terrace. So do you want to admit you're wrong? I was wrong about this. Do you want to look in the camera and say you're a dumb, dumb doo-doo head? Bob is a dumb, dumb bitch and a doo-doo head. But you were wrong. I was wrong. Yeah, I'm glad we- So being wrong makes me a dumb, dumb doodle head? No, no. These are just different things. You are dumb and you're wrong and you're a dumb, dumb doodle head. But we only have three bedrooms in my home and two of them are taken up by people and then one of them is a guest room. But there's a TV in there actually. Yeah, it's actually, we don't have a TV in our individual rooms. There's a TV in the bedroom, in the guest room. I like your bedroom. Your bedroom, your not bedroom. My bedroom. Your bedroom. My bedroom. Could, if y'all didn't convert it to a bedroom, would be a nice little flow. Because you have those big double doors. It would be a nice little flow for gathering. But again, you're not doing a gathering at your house. So what do you care? Yeah, I don't do gatherings like that. I wish you would, though. I have my friends over. Like, my friends. When was the last time you invited me over? I haven't had anyone over. Last time I had anyone over was... We were playing Combeo. But it was like... You had come at your house and you were inviting me? No, we were there and we played. It wasn't like, come play, come play. We were there and we were like, let's play. I think Taylor and Alex were there. But I think if two people come over, let's not have people over. Like Jake was parents or we didn't have people over. That's different. That's his parents. If like friends come over, you're having people over. Whether it's one or two. If it's two or more people, I had some friends over. No, but it wasn't an event though. We just like Taylor, I think, I don't know why Taylor's over there. Alex came too. Well, there are a couple. And then also, just by nature of you, you are all having people over because it's four of y'all hoes. We don't all live together. But y'all all hang out together often? No, not that often. The poly cue? No, we don't hang out together very often. Are you obligated to get snacks if you hosting Yeah for sure 100 For sure But how many people I think so I grew up in a house my mom would Snacks are four Once you get four people you have that stuff snacks I've been at your house, it's been like several of us watching, you didn't give us snacks? But y'all are like close friends. I'm not putting out a fucking charcuterie for like Pep and Nick and fucking Alfredo. You literally said four people. But you're like four people, not like people. You are so crazy. That is crazy, Bob. I'm not rolling out the fucking snacks for fucking, for you. Do you know who does? Naomi Smalls. And that's why she's a classy bitch. If Naomi's having two people over, bitch, Naomi is cutting up charcuterie. There is a bowl with cheese and dips. I was like, so I hang out at Naomi's house and I came over and I was like, oh my God. She's like, what? I went to Naomi's house. There were no snacks out. Not even one. We were headed to the, I think it was when we went to the House of Avalon party. Me and Naomi drove over together. I mean, to be fair, I was going to pick her up, so I was up there for like 20 minutes or so. I was up there for 20 minutes. I'm not even doing a bit. Oh, yeah. There was not a snack in sight. Girl, it was like, so she had some dips and little, also, not even just the dip in the container comes in. Oh, no, baby. The dip was scooped out into another serving dip bowl. That's June. That's June? Her mother. Oh. Well, I feel like, also Naomi has like, I think 12 siblings. Yeah. So you probably had to do this. For your siblings? Yeah, girl. If you have 12 siblings, if there are more than 10 people living in your house, would they all just go and dig in the hummus thing? Yeah. First of all, you have to have like three of them. So. Yeah, so. Yeah, but if you have more than 20 people, just. First of all, there's a mountain of shoes at the front door. You don't have any, there's nothing you have that could organize these shoes. Oh yeah, for sure. So they're just on top, shoes on shoes on shoes on shoes. But no one's shoes, there was enough space that they were all like. But also like, so if you're first, your shoes, you got to step on shoes to get, so what if you don't have long arms and your shoes in the corner? So the door opens, people have shoes on this side, people have shoes on this side, and it was fine. And I think that you should just get your, you should just clean your floor the next day. No, because my rug. Roll your rug up. No, don't roll the rug up. I think if you have like less than 10 people over I mean I'll take my shoes off I'm not gonna disrespect someone's home but you can't no it's too much then don't come to quote Kamala Harris do not come do not come do not come I was so I was literally because I'm a big sex in the city I mean every gay was except for Bob I fucking love Sex and the City Do you watch Sex and the City, Jacob? Of course Can you watch Sex and the City? So not every game Well, Kate's from Australia He watched Keith and Kim Australians watch Sex and the City Australians know Find one Australians know who I'm gonna call Australian right now Who you calling? Kiki You know Kiki? Oh, Kiki, the tattoo artist I love Kiki Kiki is so funny Ain't she a stripper? She was No, she wasn't a stripper She was a Burlesker No, she was a sex worker in Australia Oh you can't do it she was this is like 20 years ago you also can't do it here either oh my god kiki you're on the podcast oh my god what i have a question for you this is really quick how old is she that's important kiki how old are you i'm 38 38 okay kiki did you watch sex in the city growing up absolutely that's what i'm telling bob there's no you just said Australians don't watch Sex and the City. Oh, sorry, yeah. You just proved my point, bitch. And she's not a gay man. You didn't prove any point you made. But she is queer, so how dare you. No, you said all gay guys watch Sex and the City growing up. Well, I said I was calling Kiki. Anyway, Kiki. That's not why you called her. I love you, Kiki. I'll talk to you later. You cannot gaslight me into believing that- What how beautiful Kiki is. You're very stunning. You cannot gaslight me into believing that you called her to prove that Australians don't watch Sex and the City. That's why you called her. Yeah, I think I confused myself and what my claim was. If I wasn't surrounded, I got lost in my own claim. My claim is that Australia did not... So you were wrong again. Fuck you. So Bob, 300, Monet, zero. Anyway, so there's an iconic episode of Sex and the City where Carrie goes to this party. And it's a shoeless household because a woman has children. She doesn't want the dirt, blah, blah, blah. Which in New York City, that's fair. Y'all, what do you mean because you have children? It's like a children's birthday party. It's a show's birthday party. But I don't understand how that means, like, I don't understand, like. Because her kids were, like, hypogenic. Her kids were allergic to, like, dirt and whatever. She wanted to, like, not have shit in her house. Anyway. I feel like people with kids, their houses are dirtier than people who don't have kids. That was what she was saying. What, Carrie said that? No. That's what the owner of the house. So Carrie comes. She has these, like, $400 Manolo Blahnik shoes. She takes them off at the front door. Does a party, party, party. Leaving, Carrie's shoes are gone. Someone took Carrie's shoes from the party Carrie's like where the fuck are my shoes And she's like um hello my shoes are missing And then the lady's like Carrie I have kids They're shoes like you'll be fine And Carrie calls the next day I have kids? Like she's like girl like I have a lot going on I have children like I don't know where your shoes went Jacob So what happens is she's like oh I'm so sorry Let me replace the shoes how much were they And Carrie's like What is it I have kids Carrie's like $400 and the woman is like, I'm not spending $400 on your shoes that's a crazy amount to spend on shoes and Carrie's like, well that's what I spent on them and she's like, I'm sorry, I have kids it's not my fault that you chose to spend $400 on shoes so then Carrie's like, what the fuck? someone at your party at your home took my shoes and you don't feel like you're obligated to replace them? she's not yeah, I agree, but what Carrie's point was over the years, Carrie has given her wedding gifts, engagement gifts birthday gifts, gifts on gifts on gifts It was a children's birthday party, so she did bring a present to the child. These are gifts. You give gifts without expecting anything back. I'm just giving you context. 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And she was the only woman, the woman of the party was the only one invited. and on her register she had one gift and it was the shoes which is a bob thing to do that is the most bobbing shit i wouldn't do that that is a bob coated behavior well if i did something and you would find a way if i lost my if someone stole my shoes from your party i wouldn't blame you no not that i'm just talking about the if you lost my shoes if you were responsible i would get the shoes back and i would and i would do what i got to do to get my shoes exactly that's what i'm saying that's the bob coated behavior yeah but i don't think it was uh that woman's fault that her shoes were stolen. It wasn't her fault. But again, it's also a TV show. They're like, everyone knows Carrie's bad. Carrie's selfish. She thinks all her friends owe them all her time. She's insensitive to their needs and she centers herself around everything. Like, we all know Carrie's bad. I don't know that. Me and Kane don't know that. Yeah, Carrie's a bad girl. Yeah, she seems bad. Especially when you like rewatch the series. She's Glenda. Uh, yeah. We talked about this. Charlotte's Glenda. Charlotte's Glenda? You think so? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But see, I can't have a second city conversation. You can't have a Golden Girl conversation with me. Yeah, I've never seen Golden Girls. Kane watches Golden Girls. Me and Kane are always on the same time. Me and Kane are always on the same time. Well, you're both Australian. We're both Australian and we're both from Atlanta. Yeah. We both happen to be both. You ever even been to Atlanta, Kane? You have? Yeah, see, we've both been to Australia and Atlanta. We've been to each other's hometown. I haven't been to Australia in so long. I like Australia, which, yeah, it's a great thing. What happened? Some guy had a big dick? Well, you know, that's... But wait, I'm going to tell you right now. If Monet has ever liked the town, someone had a big dick. And I'm not even doing a bit. I know for a fact. If Monet has ever been like, I love Austin. I love Scotland. I love Australia. I love Phoenix. It's because it's not the food. It's not the scenery. It's not the landscape. Somebody had a big dick. Do you want to now come out as a size queen? Do you see me? I'm not a size queen. I'm not a size queen. What's a size queen? Someone said Monet's feet are still This review says Monet's feet are still huge This is from an episode where Monet said That San Antonio was whack and it said A lot of people Oh San Antonio whack was whack is getting foot Feminization surgery and still having jumbo Mile long Jumbo mile long baked potato Jesus Christ Jacob Oh San Antonio whack Was whack is getting foot feminization surgery Still having jumbo mile long baked potatoes repeat how many times are we going to hear monet say she knows the word to beyonce just to not be able to say them we get it monet is delusional it's almost as repetitive as wicked at this point so now the question do you now know the words to do you know the words yet we both don't know it i've never claimed to know the words but you try to it ever so fast you're like money let me do it and then you can't get through it either but i've never claimed you were like because you were you were trying to be you were trying to be like like i'm so pro-black i don't know the madonna version about another Beyonce version, which was a lie. I did not say I was so frobatic. No, it was the vibe. It was not. It was the vibe. The vibe is, I've always said, is I do not know Madonna like that. I do love Beyonce. I know Beyonce. It wasn't, that's what you took from that. I caught your vibe. That's your own thing? I caught the vibe. I have said several times that I do not, I did not grow up with Madonna, so I do not know Vogue like that. I don't know anything except- I caught the vibe. Last night I drenched of San Pedro, La Isla Bonita, right? La Isla Bonita. Yeah. That's probably the only Madonna song I could sing. So do you know it now? The answer's no. The answer is no. You don't. I do. Well, Jacob, pull up the lyrics. Hit us. Give it to us. Love thy haters. Helen Falasha. No. What? Rosetta Thug. Oh, sorry. Saints ago. I got it. Go ahead, then. Bessie Smith Nina Simone. That's all I know. Badu Lizzo Kelly Rose. Did I skip anything? No. I did not skip anything yet. You skipped two people. I know. Rosetta Tharp, Santigol, Bessie Smith, Nina Simone, Kelly Lizzo, Ready Roll. Ready Roll? Wait. Rosetta Tharp, Santigol, Bessie Smith, Nina Simone. Badu Lizzo, Kelly Roll. No, we keep doing that. We're skipping something, right? Rosetta Tharp, Santigol, Bessie Smith, Nina Simone. Give us a name. Betty Davis. Betty Davis, Solange Knowles, Badu Lizzo, Kelly Roll. Helen Falasha. something one, Roberta Flack, Lauren Hill, Roberta Flack, Tony, Janet, Tierra Whack, Lisa, no, Aretha, Anita, no, who? Missy, Diana, Grace Jones, Aretha, Anita, Grace Jones, Helen Felicia, Bay Adieu, is it Bay Adieu or Bay Adieu? Yeah, Bay Adieu, Julie, I love you, boo. Don't just stand there getting into a strikeable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bitch, that was the original. People were really mad about the San Antonio thing. San Antonio's whack work. Race Chaser only says good things about San Antonio God Jesus Christ I actually like San Antonio They have a beautiful boardwalk Or riverwalk or whatever it is That right by the theater Maybe, I'm not sure. But I genuinely like, there's like one town that I am not into. Which is? Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Really? We're going to get one service for that. I don't like Pittsburgh. Why? I'm not even doing a bit. I do like Pittsburgh. Everyone loves Pittsburgh. Yeah, Pittsburgh is great. Everyone loves the pit. Especially the comedy club there. I did like three shows there. I had a great time in Pittsburgh. You know what? It was just a weird, I had a weird vibe. Which is, remember when you used, y'all remember when Bob used to want to cash rate me for using vibe for something? You're like, Monet vibe. No. It's not a vibe. No, you were using vibe weird. Okay. No, I'm using it properly. You are so weird. You used it weird. Bob tried to cash rate me like, Monet, what's a vibe? Explain yourself, bitch. No, you were not using it properly. You used it in a way that was like, you were trying to be like young. No, I was not. Yeah, you were trying to be like, you were like, I'm so young. I say vibe. Girl, I cannot. You did. You wait, you. I saw, I know. You wait, you was Simone Biles and contort and twist everything. Simone Biles, not a contortionist. She's a gymnast. The way you, I'm saying, but she can't contort her body in very fierce ways. Have you ever seen her do her back walk over this going on her leg? That is contorting her body. I can do that. You can back walk over and put your head through your legs. Yes, I did it yesterday. Okay, I'm not. I literally did it yesterday. Shut the fuck up and go out with your Pittsburgh. What happened to Pittsburgh? I had a weird dick. No, I'm kidding. I said it was a weird vibe. Can't wait for me. I don't know what episode it was. I can't remember, but this is rich. This is so rich. I'm using it right. You were using it weird. you were trying to use it like a gen z you're like i'm so gen z i'm i feel myself getting i'm getting so hot especially in the sweater because you got the fuck sweater on i had to take my fucking robe off because you are i was fucking freezing you're gonna be you're gonna be heated is your can empty yes to quote to quote uh that lady on the bus you were talking about yo son you're getting me mad tight right now you're making me mad tight right now to her little daughter um she is ashy you don't look ashy why lotion last night before bed but then i i ran out of my house oh lotion does not make it through the night girl i had a flat tire last night oh did you change yourself no do you know how to do do you know how to do you know yeah of course i couldn't my mom's talking about a change tire i couldn't no i um i changed my uh i just went to this this tire place in my neighborhood and they did it for free for free they didn't they didn't changed it just fixed it didn't know who you were no i don't think so it was an old man he could be he could be a traitor's drag race he could he literally watches we're here i was old mexican man he didn't he didn't seem like my my demographic all mexicans old mexican men love we're here the only old people who come on show old black people old white people i've never had an old like other ethnicity at my show but old black people old white people were like old white old white old white ladies old black ladies old white men I've never had I don't think I've had a lot of old black men at my show I've had a few old black men they often come with their wives the old black men you know Rob Anderson's demo is like fully like middle aged white ladies I feel like I was at a show when everyone seemed pretty young no I didn't look around though he has like a lot of well he's really handsome oh yeah he's really and he's handsome in a way that old white ladies like not old like middle age like i guess middle age is what 50 i think we're like just like consider around 40 yeah like 40 you're like in the middle of your life i think i'm middle age are you might be people living older now what is middle age jacob i think middle age i think middle age probably between 45 and 55 i think i might imagine 45 oh 65 damn that's a lot for middle 65 is middle i guess i guess they're using the term middle very loosely maybe literally the middle of your life but roughly I don't know If the average person If we're thinking An average lifespan Is like 80 I don't I think it's in the 70s I think I think the average lifespan Is in the 70s No I think it's It's gotten older girl People are living older That's why they want to That's why they want to Raise their Their retirement age 78.4 Yeah they want to They want to raise Have you heard about this? Allegedly I don't know how true it was I was listening to it On a thing Or it was one of the little The Weekend View Because The View does The Weekend View Where they do like Lighthearted topics And they I think they want to raise the retirement age to 70, which is crazy. So then you have only eight more years to enjoy all your hard work? That's nuts. Because right now it's 65, right? I don't know. Yeah, it's 65, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, you ever worked somewhere that gave senior discounts? Say that again? You ever worked somewhere that gave senior discounts? No. They don't play. What, to get their discounts? They want their discount. And they deserve it. I agree. No one wants their discount more than a senior citizen. Not military people, no one is more serious about that discount than old people. I mean, they probably are on fixed incomes. Right. And people in the military are not on like a necessarily fixed income. Some of them make good money, not all of them do. Do you think you're gonna work until the end? Like, do you want to- This end might be tomorrow, so probably- I'm saying like, let's say you live to like 80, like do you want to work until 80? Like a Betty White, do you want to still be acting and doing other things until like the bitter end? Well, Betty White was working, but not as much. I don't mind doing some stuff. I don't know. I mean, I'm not old yet, so I think that I would like to be doing something. I don't think that I don't really do vacations a lot. I've been on maybe like two or three vacations in my life, so I don't see myself traveling. I don't love traveling. Well, but I think perhaps we're not doing it for work. Maybe you'll enjoy it more. I don't like traveling. You think, like, let's say when you get old, you just want to sit down in one place and just, like, chill. Yeah, I would maybe like to work on a house. Work on a house? Like build a house? Yeah, like work on a house and like model it. When you're old? Yeah. To remodel your own? Not by myself, but like with people. Like contractors. Yeah. To like watch them do it. Yeah. You're one of those old people just sitting outside watching them do the thing. Like, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. What is this you are doing? What is this you are doing? No, I think that I kind of have this vision of like buying a giant cheap house now and just working on it until the day I die. What is there to do that? Like you work on it. Yes. What are you asking? Working on it until the day you die. So you buy a house now. You're working on a house for 40 fucking years. What the fuck are you doing for 40 years? I'm remodeling rooms. I'm building. I'm doing the landscape. I'm constantly fixing the roof. I am. Constantly bitch. A roof lasts for 20 years. What am I changing? I want the roof to be different this time. I think I want to redo the walls. I want to really put a lot of thought into each room. Like I want to do it really slowly. Like I'll spend a summer doing like one whole summer is dedicated to this one bedroom. And then the other bedrooms aren't quite ready yet. But then each time we go back, we're building more and more and more. And then I work on the grounds. I think for 40 years, like how big is this home? I would like for it to be about maybe, is that what they did in the notebook? Yes. Well, he built her house. I would like for it to be maybe like 6,000 to 8,000 square feet in about 10 bedrooms. And who is seeing all these rooms? Friends over. I could host Christmases there. We could do people's birthday parties if they want to go there. Maybe I'll go there to write from time to time. I got to write. I have to write. I have to write. So no, you got to write, but it's okay. I wanted to be in a small town, too. like I would love to get it somewhere in Georgia or maybe even maybe Mississippi possibly Alabama just somewhere I've lived before maybe and get like a big big house I mean you have to work on the plumbing I wanted to be an old house too yeah I have no desire to be in a small town in like a small quaint little town I just have no desires about that if I build this house will you come spend Christmas with me one time? maybe I just do not like the fuck you mean maybe I don't like things that is quaint like a quaint like the word quaint I don't like that like when I see people who like who like to vacation like a little rustic town I just say it's gonna be 8 to 6,000 square feet 6 to 8,000 square feet but you said but you're saying this like be an outlier in a small little quiet town right? this big ass house yeah the town might be quaint my house won't be quaint my house will be quite extravagant but the only place thing to do is your house like what are we doing for if i if i come spend how long how long do you want to come spend with you you know like three days i don't think you should be going to anyone's home for more than three days i agree three days is you want to go see family i'm like two days two days like three days two nights the day i get there we have a night another day night i leave the third day yeah three days is enough but like we're like for example if we went to like some like i i think a fun idea for a new year's thing is getting a cabin a big cabin and a bunch of friends go there for like three days that sounds really lovely but i don't have to i mean i don't go to a club anymore i don't grocery shop so what am i doing in this town bowling what are you looking to do in this what are you looking to do in this town No, I'm talking about you saying you go there and you'll write if you go there, you go for a month, two months? Yeah, maybe, yeah. I would hate that. I'd just be in my house, maybe watch some TV, listen to some music, maybe I'll garden. I used to garden when I was younger. Especially if you don't go grocery shopping, I'm not getting food. The Uber Eats and those towns are abysmal. There's one mom and pop grocery store that closes at probably 6pm. Well, if I'm only going there for like a month and that's what, two grocery trips? But you say you don't like the grocery shop, So who's getting this for you? I can't. I go. I grocery shop. Who do you think gets my groceries? I thought you Instacart. No, Jacob Instacart. No, Jacob. Amazon. Amazon Delivery. Have you heard about this thing? What they're doing with Instacart? They got found out? Like, they give people different prices to see what works. You and Jacob can be providing the same thing on Instacart. He's paying $5.99 for the strawberries. You're going to charge $7.99. And how are they deciding who pays the most? I don't know, by your algorithm and like... Like if you have more money, they charge you more? Like you bought a TV, we're going to charge you more. Maybe. I don't know exactly what they're figuring out, but that's what they're doing. They got found out. That's like, that's the New York City bodega. That's what? That's the New York City bodega. Everyone knows that the prices are not constant at the bodega. And they justify it by saying... They always say, for you? They always say, how much is this? For you? Well, that's why they don't put prices on anything. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure that's shit that's wrong to do, but I'm so used to it at the New York City bodegas. I'm like, yeah, people pay different prices. yeah it's great be nice to the bodega die you get it i don't think i don't think being nice to amazon will help them get you a better price though yeah it's got owned by amazon now it's its own separate company no amazon has its own delivery yeah yeah amazon fresh yeah so so that's why i want to there's a place called cheap old houses on instagram now there's one called mansions you can buy a mansion for like it's rad it is worn down but it'd be like seventy thousand dollars girl that's a very cheap house you cannot get a house for seven thousand dollars basically anywhere in America. But the work you have to do, if it's as ragged and run as you're saying, you probably have to put like $500, $600,000 into it. Over the course of decades. Because it's not my primary residence. So it doesn't need to be, it's not like when you got your house done, you had to live there. And your lease was up on your apartment. So you had to get over there. Not month to month. I could have stayed as long. I was playing two things. Yeah. My mortgage will be very low because the house will be very cheap. So I'm trying to buy this house for like less than $100,000, which is a great price for a house. Almost anywhere. What's the average cost of a home in America? I'm thinking I want to say $140,000. $140,000. $140,000, you think? In like really rural places? Girl, $400,000. A $70,000 home is crumbs. That is crazy that that's what the average price of a house is. I saw this guy online who goes to grocery stores and asks old people how much you pay for your first house. And it would be like $50,000. $12,000. That's crazy. One lady said two. $2,000? She said $2,000. Like we get exponential. It's like the growth is exponential on what the cost of houses has been. Like crazy. So the reason why I'm not worried about the house not being in great shape is because I'm fixing it over a long period of time. So, I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't, by the way, I don't own this house. This house does not exist in this current moment. but by the time that I am ready to sit my ass the fuck down I'll just go to my house yeah that's I think my brain I would just be concentrated all the time about getting it done I wouldn't I wouldn't be interested in like the long game I'll be what's the rush because I would just want to get it done my anxiety about just having this house sitting in this city that I'm never in just collecting dust and doing one thing I would I would hate that I would hate anytime I do a project I'm like let's just get it done I don't want it to be sitting over 40 years no not for me I think it'd be fierce. And you're going to come. Maybe. I'm going to say right now, if you don't accept my invitation right now, you're never getting one. So if you don't say I'm coming right now, you will literally never see this home. So this is your last opportunity. Okay. This is your last opportunity to see my cheap old house. I literally said maybe. You're going to be sad. Okay. You'll regret that. Maybe. Bye, everyone. Bye. Bye.