Heated Rivalry w/ Rick Glassman

You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Woo! I did an Asian dinner. You two are disgusting. Are you two or something? The bad friends. You know what I love, dude? Yeah. I love dried noodles. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Why do they have the dried noodles and some sort of gravy, like some Chinese gravy on top? So you get some of the like soft parts, right? And then the hard parts. Somehow, like my, my me, I'm far from soft at the same time. Well, you need to be soft before you can get hard. Or vice versa. Be hard and then go soft. Yeah, that's what I do. Okay, good. Can I tell you what's bothering me about the internet and Chinese? All these Brits posting about getting to Chinese. Well, going out, we're getting ourselves a Chinese. They call getting Chinese food. Yeah. Getting a Chinese. Look up getting a Chinese. And the UK, getting to Chinese is common. Non-offensive slang for phrase meaning to order or buy a Chinese take away meal. Why is it okay for... So Brits are the first people to get mad at people for saying something incorrectly on PC. They say go get a Chinese. Yeah. I mean, that sounds pretty scary. In this day and age. Yeah. I get a Japanese. That's easier. Much easier. Yeah. You just catch. Japanese are easier to catch. They really are. Are they not? Well, they're more patient. Yeah, they're like, they're suits. You know what I mean? There's out with their briefcase out there. Well, you can't run. And they get drunk. They get drunk. That's when you go. You can't run. You go to Tokyo, two in the morning. A bunch of businessmen, they're drunk. That's when you get a Japanese. That's when you get a little Japanese. Going to get myself a Japanese. Yeah. You don't get a Chinese. They're harder to catch, dude. They're ninjas. They're very based on the truth. That guy's easy to grab. Look at that. Yeah. That's such a great culture. When we go to Japan, we should do a late night walk and talk video where we find drunk Japanese men sleeping on the street. You're the only one. You're the only one that texted me on my birthday. You're the only one. Well, clarify what you mean by birthday. My A birthday. That's right. Literally Sunday, the only one. None of you bastards, right? Came to my special. Thank you. Came to my special. Yeah, we were there. But. They didn't. Who didn't? Who didn't? He's busy. No, but let's. And he's a busy man. He's in that magic movie. Right? He's hanging out with you. You know why I didn't come to the special for this? Because you have your own shows. No. Carlos knows. I even said to those guys when you weren't here, I said, I should cancel the shows. And then I thought, you probably don't want me there. And you said to me, I'm not going to be an off-air if we're going to be honest about it. You said, it's probably easier if you're not there. Because you're going to give me notes. I would never give you notes. Yeah. I said, you don't need the pressure of me being there. And I was honest with the guys. I said, I was going to call my agent, cancel, and I said, he probably doesn't want me there. Yeah. And you said to me, off-air. I didn't want you. That's right. Okay. So thank you. I don't think we should go. I mean, you know, if there's a wedding, like if I'm married, getting married, obviously, this should come. No, you don't want me there for that. No, no, you've got to come. You're not an object. Imagine I object, and it's because I want you to be my wife. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And you have a speech. Yeah. And I'm everyone's crying. It's that moment in the movie. I pick you up. We run down to the ocean. Yeah. We go swimming and everybody. It's a beautiful moment. Then the music stops and everybody realizes it's just us and the ocean together. God. Waiting away. He did rivalry. Mm-hmm. He did rivalry? Yeah. Revolary. No, he did rivalry. Okay. Do you know about it? No. What's he did rivalry? This show is my jam, Dave. What is that? It's a gay hockey show. This is why everybody online is talking about, yeah, when do they kiss? People are going to hockey games and going, when do they kiss? Dude, it's so hot. Dude. It melts the ice. It melts the ice. It's so hot. I've been watching it, dude, right? There's a scene. These two rookies in the beginning, okay? This is where I'm going to be a little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to be a little now. These two rookies. Take that off. I don't want to see that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Right? And they find themselves in the gym, right? And they're also like, you know what I mean? Not nemesis, but they're rivals. Okay. Hence the name. He did rivalry. Pretty on brand. Great. It's pretty on brand, right? And one guy goes, can I get a drink of your water? He puts some in his mouth. No, he doesn't. No. And he hands him a white water bottle and he does a light, a little brush of the finger. And that sets it off. It turns into a gay porn, oh, I'm watching it going. I'm in. I'm in this. So this is a gay love story. Yeah. What is this on? Bravo. No, it's on HBO. It's on HBO. I'm going to call my local, uh, I'm going to call my local congressperson to get this removed. Yeah. And here's my only problem with the show. Is all the gay shit? No, it's not the gay shit, right? The Asian one, right? When they first hook up, he's the bottom. He comes too fast. He comes. Do you see it? He comes way too fast. Oh, boy. Yeah. Because the Russian one, there's always a Russian one. Well, they're hockey. Yeah. And he doesn't know what is sexuality is the Asian one. I think we figured it out pretty quickly in the show. Yeah, but he doesn't know, right? And then when he blows them, right, he comes so fast, right? And I'm like too fast. B.T. Is that for you? No, I just want to see the last. What do you mean? What does that mean? A little, uh, what do they call that when you have an acid flashback? You got a cock, cock flashback? Yeah. Anyway, dude, half Asians. Wow. So he did rivalry is your favorite new gay show? Yes, my favorite gay show. I can't watch that kind of thing. And can I say something? Crazy talk. What are we talking about? What do you mean? I don't want to watch that stuff. See, that's why I watched it. Because I don't want to be that guy says, I don't want to watch that stuff. I don't want to watch that guy. I don't want to watch that guy. Yeah, I don't want to be that guy. You know what I want to be open, right? I go, oh, he's, you know what I mean? He's an open book. He's in touch with this feeling. I don't want to see sex scenes between straight couples on shows. I don't want to see shows that are more creative than just sex. Yeah, I only saw one episode. I'll never see another one. No, I just, yeah. Yeah, I, you know, the girl I'm seeing made me watch it. I saw the first episode. That's enough for me. I know what happens. When you brought up a gay love scene, like two, like two men in love, I thought you were talking about free bird. I thought it was a bird's new show. Yeah, yeah. Honestly, I watched it the other night. Good. Brother. It's great. I heard it's good. It's not good. It's great. It's fantastic. Yeah. And I'm not saying that because it's our boy. So happy for you. It is fantastic. Yeah. And God, what's wrong with my brain? What's her name? Artem Arin. Artem Arin, yeah. Yeah. Artem Ardemus. Artem Asphal. Yeah. No, Arden. She's Arden, right? Yeah. Arden Miran. Yeah, she's great. Arden is, I have to say something. You've known her for a long time. I know. She, we were on Met TV. I know. Yeah. Arden looks so good for her age. Okay. Is that bad to see? I don't even know. Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, she would have she 106. No, she's my age. You corrected it by saying sexy. Is that, is that mean for me to say? No, I'll meet there for her age part. I didn't. She looks good. Let me get that again. Take two. Yeah. She looks sexy. Little creepy, but yeah. That's fine. No, it's a friend. There's no, come on. I know, man. Yeah, okay. Well, then just tease it. 52 years old. Yeah, she looked great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't see. She played Cindy McCain. I remember. That's pretty sweet. Yeah. Wow. Look at that third picture, babe. Third photo. Yeah. There it is. Zoom in. You do look like John McCain. That's incredible. Yeah, yeah. It's incredible. If you're ever wondering why not a lot of Asian guys he had cast it in sketch comedy, that's it right there. Why? I mean, it's hard. You look nothing like John McCain. You just like an old, you look like an older Asian guy. Yeah. You're playing your dad. I look like Mitch McConnell's wife. Wow. Well, look at how much taller she is in you. Why do they make her wear heels? Yeah. You have grown since then. Hmm. Comedically, physically. Yeah. You've grown. So anyway, you guys January 25th is my A birthday. All right. So it just text me how you know happy birthday. That'd be nice. I did. You're the only one no one else in my life. Well, it means a lot to me. Yeah. Dude, what a friend did. And I'm happy. Very good. I was really excited to see you today. Why? I got therapy this morning. I feel great. I feel great. I got a great lesson out of it. I used it in my mind. Tell me your lessons. Well, I'll give you one called joy. I told the boys today. Joy, the acronym in the lesson today was joy. Yeah. Just observe yourself. Yeah. He's like just being in a little bit. Stop trying to go full speed ahead and look for. Just being in a little bit. Yeah. I do yodge. Yeah. What is that? What is it? Joy backwards. Yeah. What is it? What? Yourself, right? You always jerk on. I'm not done. Oh. No. Yeah. On Jeremiah. Mm. Okay. Yeah. What do you think? Anyway, yeah. Now, I feel good. Do you, because I felt after my special, I felt like postpartum? A little bit. Mm-hmm. Is that real? Big time. Yeah. Especially when you're right in the new hour, I'm in postpartum hell. Yeah. In fact, today I got a lexapro because of it. No, don't get on that. Yeah. Please, dude. I'm so depressed. How many pills are you on now? So many different kinds. OZ, Lexi? Yeah, yeah. Bluetooth. We gotta eat that. He loves it. Yeah, yeah. You do really use that a lot. I do. Does that balance okay with your medication? Oh yeah. Good. Yeah, everything works. But yeah, so you're saying that there is a feeling of a little bit of it. There's a postpartum special or a postpartum shooting. But I feel the same way after I film anything, anything I always feel a little sick and bad. Just because you put so much into something. People that don't know, you worked so hard on the special. I think so, yeah. No, you did. I saw you every night, multiple times a night. And then when you put it out, it's hard when you're done because then you're like, it's just weight's lifted, but you also feel a little empty. Because the night was magical. I mean, you guys were there, you know what I mean? So it's like, we were surprised. That's another thing. Why did you? So this is what I get off stage. You guys are like, oh, you're actually funny. You've seen him before. I know, but that was the energy that you were giving me. Right. Why? Because you took it to a different level. Yeah, you were taping. You did it. You have to though. Because when there's cameras on, you're like, I have to mug and, you know, and milk it. You got a milk. Right? You guys don't know anything about showbiz. You know what I mean? When you're doing a live show in front of people, it's not that I do 50%. But you don't really do a lot with your face in the sun because they can't really see it. Right. Right. It's all about tone. But you're doing it big in this one. Yeah, I'm doing white eyes. Yeah, I did white eyes. I did. Oh, Asian eyes. Yeah. Yeah. I did all of them. Yeah, you got to do them all. Full range. I did the full range of eyes, dude. Yeah. I think it's a good thing that you're feeling this way because then you build something new again. I can't think of anything to say. Come on. Talk about it. I really, I literally don't have anything. I don't know what I sit there and I go, I don't know what else to say. Well, there's a lot going on in the world. You could talk about any of it. Oh, I see. You know what I mean? Oh, by the way, this was a made Carlos sent me this. There was a, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, Oh, by the way, this was a made Carlos sent me this. I died there was a, this in, in, how do you say that, fans? Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. As Steven Hawking. I thought that they all dressed up. Look at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Roaming the streets as Steven. Yeah. Take me to Epstein's Island. Take me to Epstein's Island. Yeah. Take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to take me to Epstein's Island. The footwork on the guy in the middle is dead on. It's impressive. You got to do a crooked foot. You have to have the lean. Yeah, you have to do lean. Yeah. This is a celebration of life more than it is. It's a celebration of life. Yeah. Whoever has the best technology, I'd be, I'd be more impressed with. Who's computer actually worked? Yeah. And the next year they're doing Michael J. Fox. It's going to look like an earthquake. And I'm going to do it that way. Give me your Michael J. Fox walk. Uh-uh. No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's on your hat? Oh, the flower. What does that mean? It's just, I think it's like a Japanese like version. That's cool, dude. Let me tell you something. Show Hey Otani has us on lock. What do you mean? Everything is Japanese now. Yeah. Go to Dodger Stadium this next season. Yeah. It's all Japanese. All the average, it's brilliant. Yeah. You know, they start, I know you don't love baseball. I want, you're going to come this year with me. I'm going to come. This, all right. Pause. This, this guy, I think they said that Dodgers, I've already made their money back on him already. Because how, how, how sellable he is. Yeah. I mean, he's in, he is a, it's a mega star beyond mega star. Yeah. It's mind blowing. Yeah, it's not as big, but L.A.F.C. getting sun on the team too. That's huge. Yeah, everything is sun. Even I know who that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how big that is. Yeah. But that's money. It's all big money. It's Asian. Let me tell you something. Yeah. Knock on wood, dude. Asians are here. Open up. We're here and we're here to stay. That's right. We're here. We're here to say, dude. You know, I know. You don't mess with us, dude. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. I mean, you know. Q-E. This one. Cute. So cute. What's ice? How do you say ice? I just curious. What is it? Bing. Bing. Bing. I can point. You know what I mean? With my Mexican friends? Bing. Bing. And they run. You know what I mean? What is that? Yeah. Oh fuck, I says. Q-Tamadiping. Q-Tamadiping. Q-Tamadiping. Q-Tamadiping. Bing. Q-Tamadiping. Q-Tamadiping. Q-Tamadiping. I'm going to Minusal right now. I'm going to be yelling that in the screen. Q-Tamadiping is the cool, they would make a hit song out of that. Yeah. Q-Tamadiping. Q-Tamadiping. That's so good. That's fuck ice. Yeah. That's great. That's so funny, dude. Yeah. Anyway. That's so fun. Yeah. They can make anything fun. They can make it fun. Hey, you know what I saw this morning? What? I was actually a little proud. I almost sent you a little photo. What is it? I saw a billboard of our movie goat that we're in. Wow. A huge billboard. I was like holy shit. It's going to be big. It's going to be big. You're going to go to the thing? Yeah. We got to go. Yeah. We have to. We don't have a choice. Next weekend. Next weekend. Yeah. We have to go to the premiere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know which one that was. But it was just cool to see. Yeah. Because we've never been in a real animated feature. I have never been in the animated feature. That's huge. I will say we saw the movie. I mean, I'm not. You saw a movie. We saw this movie. I'm saying. We saw bits of it. No, what do you mean? We sat down. We saw it. Well, we didn't see it fully animated. We didn't see it fully animated. Yeah, we did see it fully animated. But they showed us that it was so fun, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. It's cool to be a part of that kind of thing. Because I've never seen animation come like that from. Yeah. Zero to 100. He's been working on that for a year. Yeah. Oh, it takes forever. It takes forever. Willie Wonka's here. You want to bring in? Bring in Willie Wonka. Dude, let me say something, dude. Outfit. Still. Whoa. Outfit on fleek. Wow. Yeah, keep it getting. Look at that. Let me say something. I didn't recognize you when I first, because you lost so much weight. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to lie to you either. I 100% didn't know that was you outside. I was like, what the fuck? When I met you, dude, you were much bigger. Dude, like 80 pounds heavier. This is my usual weight that I'm usually at. Yeah. That's the one I miss. I thought I'd get it. No, see how it's going. You look right. Dude, thanks to Jam in the van for this picture, I look like a goblin. Yeah. You do look sickly there. Yeah. That's a pale man. Yeah. Tell me how you lost all the weight. Dude, I just eat scrambled eggs and fucking exercise every day. I dance like James Brown in my house for like three hours. That's amazing. I'm a little bit of a scrambled eggs. It's amazing. Scramble eggs, dance like James Brown, you look like this America. Well, I mean, you know, you know, you like incense? I feel like you like incense. I do if I have time. Yeah. I used to go to salad. You like things around the house. I bet you I bet your money. Dude, I walk around the house naked every day. Yeah. That's how I live. And so like, if my girlfriend's niece moves in, it's like, oh fuck, you gotta wear clothes. Amen. Never again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't let your girlfriend's niece move in. Yeah. Is that a life lesson? It's a life lesson. That is a life lesson. Yeah. Yeah. Her ghost is right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Jules? Don't know her. But you know about her. She's a senior on the show. Yeah, yeah. It was over. Are you an AI guy? Yeah. No, it's strange to see it come and go because a year ago, everybody in the comments will go, if you're not an AI, you're going to get left behind. And that's totally flipped. Now in the comments, people are like, what is this AI slop? What is this? So I'm kind of stoked to see the public reception flip. Right. You know, because I think it's cool. Well, they still can't get green screen to work perfectly. Like when you go to... Yeah, we're working on it every day in here. Yeah. Just can't get it on. It'll never have the human emotion of comedy or the nuance in songwriting, you know. Yeah. That's true. It's you. It's going to be us. It's got to be us. But there was a song on TikTok. Oh, so good. What? The AI song. It's an AI song. I know. It's a live song. You know, live, the band. It's like a rock and roll. Yeah, that song. Right. It was like an R&B version of that song. And I tried to find it on my iTunes. And it doesn't available. It's AI. Yeah, it's fake. But it sounds good. Are you scared or no? Oh, yeah. Because when I... I love that. I'm scared. They'll never come close, dude. I can write you any genre in the next five... I write like five, ten songs a day when I'm locked in. But I collect all the gear from like the Motown days. And I'll record you a Motown song and write you something that'll make you cry. AI only exists because it's copying. It's a reflection of the human emotion and all the stuff that's trained it. Right. But will it continue... Will it get so good that it will then train us? It's at the fingertips of human command. So no AI thing is existing without a guy firing the command. So it comes down to a laziness on the writer's behalf. Right. I wrote it in, write a song in the style of steel beans. And I'm not like that famous, but my lyrics are on there. And it wrote a song and I looked at the lyrics and I was like, Damn, this is kind of some lyrics I would write. But I would never say this. It's hacky to put this sentence like that. It's the fine tuning that puts the eyebrows in the title. Did you say that to AI? Because if you say that then it's going to be good. I'll just get better at it then. Oh, yeah. That's the problem is that people go, this isn't good enough. And it goes working on it. And it just continues to like what you just said into that microphone now. Right. It's being recorded. It's put out into the app like AI is going to know now. Fuck. Yeah, you fucked up. You fucked up, dude. I purposely did that by asking those. Damn it. You're done, dude. You got an album out now. I do. I didn't come here to promote my album that came out. Promoted. We're ninth on Anderson Pax Label, Ape Shit Records. I got Troy Van Liewen from Queens of the Stone Age on three of the songs. Let me ask you about that part of it. You're playing the guitar, playing drums at the same time, and singing. Yeah. Right? Seems difficult. It's like chewing gum and writing a horse at the same time. Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if you're chewing gum and writing a horse at the same time. I've read no horse with gum. It throws both of you and the horse off. It's just tough rhythmically. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Christopher Reeves. That's what happened to him. He was doing too much gum. He threw it too much up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't blame him. I mean, you're thinking, are you thinking though? It's just organic. I'm not thinking at all. Wow. For the honest, the lame answer is it's not that hard, because I played drums since I was two, got into guitar and middle school, and I was texting the band, fuck, when are you guys going to get here to rehearsal? And I sat down at the drum set with my guitar on, and I just went, bangle, gangle, gangle, gangle. Yeah. Let me see if I can do it. And you got to move rightly. You got it. Yeah, yeah. Are we about to start the first 2 man 1 man band? Gotta do it 2 times or not less? Yeah, you can do it. This is a 2 man band band. 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It's Rick Glassman, huh? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Ricky, what's going on? Where do I begin? That's the show. Thanks, guys. Thanks for coming in. Could I plug my tour? There's a tour? There's a tour. What coffee shops are you going to play? Hello. Hello. San Francisco Denver Houston Cleveland Dallas, Portland. Salt Lake City, Austin, Annapolis, St. Louis. There it is. Go to punch up. He's going to be at the San Francisco Starbucks. Well, it's a reserve. Main street at the Denver coffee bean. The Houston Alphoritz, which is good. That is really good coffee. He'll be at the Houston Alphoritz. People say they love it. Yeah, it is good. Do what? Denver coffee bean. It's a great gig. I mean, you could have kissed that. I mean, I'll be in the Cleveland, oh, they're gone. You excited or what? I'm, man, I've never loved stand up more. Yeah, you're very good at it. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I think I want to fill my hour. I've been working on this hour for like about two and a half years now. Mm. And there's reverb from the headphones that are coming through the microphone. You can just put in your ears. Yeah, it was loud. It's too loud. What? You can put in your ears. Yeah. That headphones are too loud. Yeah, he too. You bring the cans down. And now let's get into it. Let's go. Could you bring the can down? He asked you twice. He did. The red bolt. Thank you. The red bolt. Someone's got to bring the can down. Ricky, this hour is going to be fantastic. I know that because you're really killing it lately. I just got it. Ah, plan work. What's a plan work? What if that's how you laugh? What if that's how you laugh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Richard. What if that's how you actually laughed? That is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I say something? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Burn sorry dude you asked for it limb can I think about it? I Get it okay. Let's get into it. I really get it. Yeah, yeah, you know, and there's stance no less. Yeah You know what show I've been watching though that really like every ever seems to show the pit No, have you ever to show about Rathas burger? The pit you watch this No, can I say something yeah, yeah, I've never seen a medical show before I never saw you are Never saw a great anatomy if I scrub and they're in it out right and I've been watching the pit All right, why would you want it being the medical field? It's so good. Have you seen the bloopers? The bloopers on the pit. Oh, they're insane. I pull it the pit bloopers Just been Rathas burger getting tackled a bunch. Yeah, yeah, very funny. It's such a stressful job Yeah, I've never been a mother You mean the sitcom yeah, have you ever watched the mother? Did you do that an episode of the mother? No, I never know What's the mother the CBS show the mother that's that mom actual hardest job in the world by far is that called mom? No, well the mom mom the show mom is a spin-off of the mother the mother was a personal show on CBS Okay, do my house successful bed friends got after people talked about start talking about your mom Yeah, it's not crazy. That was a big piece of our puzzle. Yeah, yeah, we learned I put that in the special I heard I heard yeah, and you know what I might sue you Why that's copy you sit it on the show. I'm Bobby mom is mine. Okay, it's my phrase forever isn't it yours impression of isn't the original IP his mom Yeah, but I can't she actually say that the phrase is copyrighted. She doesn't actually say I'm Bobby mom. She's never said it once Do you want to edit that out? Is it worth you getting credit for something because people love it because I thought no She's never said it Okay, I'm suing I'm suing what's up with the groucho mark marks eyebrows Do I have to go show marks eyebrows? Yeah, I don't think so okay Put the black guy from full house. Yeah There he is there he is yeah, I Think the wideness of it, you know, I mean not the thickness. I don't know what my eyebrows look like I haven't looked in a mirror in three months. Yeah, it was a slanted it work actually what happened to those You got the mirrors out of your house. No, I just don't look at them. They're there though. Mm-hmm My god self-restraint It's tough every time I walk by I go I want to take a fucking look at this guy I want to see what it looks like because when I look in a mirror and I go like this I don't know how to do it. That was great I felt like I had Botox or something. I felt like I couldn't do it Hell is other people. Yeah, I don't know get it like sorry. This is this is a nightmare. Oh, I Just say no but I'm gonna say this right if we died and and we were all three stuck in a room together. Oh my god Wait, I would climb I would I would imagine for us then what do you mean? Oh This is what you see every day. Okay, well, you're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome. What's up? Not much. What's up with you? That's what I mean That's what you have what's up on your shirt You supposed to say what's up on your shirt? What's going on here? Bobby no shut up shut up you make you make it very successful podcast. No, no No, when I went when when we're very very successful Yeah, they're so basically what I'm saying to you is that no, I don't think it's me. I think it's you. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's up It's not that's a that's a chicken. Yeah, yeah Bad friends Talk about oh You think so I don't know what the analytics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't have we don't have to have huge celebrities to up What is that noise? Yeah, yeah, that's going up. That's going up. Yeah, yeah, so so it's if the stuff you understand We understand what this is You think this is grifting you think that's Hollywood grifting No, okay, congratulations Because he's making it sound as if you're grifting why what we've had those people on the show I know We're grifters as well. We're grifters as well. Well Paul Rodd. I mean what in it what a job you've done coming back on but well he's dead, right? He it was left I don't think he was dead. No, he was severely injured. He was fucked up a couple of times on my podcast. Yeah, and I I felt bad Hmm, but he told me I could post it and then he told me that he was upset that I posted it but he didn't know that He said that because he was he was on pain pills. He didn't quite understand What I was asking him he didn't really remember it. Did he block you on a platform journey? I only connect with him through his publicist. I don't know. I don't think he's on any social media He's one of those guys that it's like Like you know people like social media stupid, but like they're on it all the time Yeah, yeah He's not on it. What's your screen time on your phone? Does it register? I can look. Yeah I know mine. What is it? Depends on the week. Yeah, I go between four hours and eight hours. All right, so You know, I'll tell you you don't want a daily averages. Hmm four hours and ten minutes. How do you find that's like my low end? Yeah, my daily average is five hours and 44 minutes. Is that bad? I think five hours of your life on your phone. That's pretty bad. Yeah, I think it's bad I mean, I don't think I think it's typical and I think it's bad Kind of those is seven hours. Nice. It really oh my god a day. Yeah, that's insane What yours between four and eight, but also it's tough to know because sometimes I like I'll put stuff on Like I'm listening to YouTube on my phone or something. No, no. Yeah, let me see Instagram is the most And TikTok three hours of only fans. That's what it says here Hosting or watching posting Feet pics Messages takes up most of my time. Hmm. Do you think that's reading or writing? I can't do either It's probably why it takes me so goddamn long to get through that app I open it up. I scroll forever. It's impossible. It does say only fans online 15 minutes. Yeah, it's not that bad No, that's not bad. Yeah. Yeah, where do you do on only fans? Do you watch stuff? Do you send them messages? I watch I may Support over the arts You look young when you smile. I don't think I've seen you look smile before. Yeah, I love anything creative How much money do you put on only fans? How much do I spend a month? Yeah, do you think? Couple or bucks I think no way more couple hundred bucks a day no couple or bucks. Do you vibe do you buy the videos Like the extra one sometimes I do but you know the descriptions though. I want to sue. Oh, I know. Yeah, I mean Yeah, like ten amp this video you're gonna see it all and it's it's some girl in a fucking bikini But fool me once shame on you fool me twice Not get off yet. Don't get filled again. Don't fill it again. I'm gonna manifest. Okay. Fool me four times. I'll teach you Amanda fish I used to do that as a bit. I think I'll bring it back fool me five times shame on me again Fool me six times. Well, can't fool me again Can't get fooled again. You fool me can't get fooled again Discuss a haunt dog you ain't nothing but a how-knock Crying all the time We'll get caught. You're a hound. You're a hound dog You know how I know You remember at my birthday party was I could do it too pal. You say it looks like it's bell palsy. Yeah, that's fucking great. That is true I want to school the bells palsy. Yeah, what do you do mr. Mrs. palsy's kid? Pop says I'm gonna freeze you said I will halfway I see his name is bell that's a joke his last name is palsy Just do the can thing again Will be in Denver. Yeah, yeah coffee bean my point is is this welcome to the show. Thank you, man And really having you on is what a pleasure. Are you reading this? Yeah, yeah, we'll be right back. I'm doing one of yours. Yeah, yeah What else I know exactly we're back. Yeah, we are back. We're back Who built You like going on the road You just want to make this a short app we just call it like going on it. I have sincerely been loving it. Yeah, you get nervous You bring openers who do bring Mike lunote she's been coming with me. Uh good. Is he really? Oh Love the love the lunote Love the lunote that's good merch. Yeah This is like a first date that is uh, we both realize we're not attracted to each other Is that why is it you and I I mean do him He's vibe with him. All right. Yeah, yeah, we'll see you guys vibe All right, would you like to host host me? I'd love to host you. All right. How have you been Oh lonely. Well, let's go now. Are you dating right now? Yeah, yes, technically. Yes. I would call it dating. I am making an effort to meet people and to go out with him I have not been dating like either somebody I'm dating then I'm like, oh, I found my person But you are searching Yes, okay, when we say this you're dating right now. Do you do this thing where you take Multiple women to the same restaurant like you'll go back to the same restaurant with a different girl I don't think I've ever been to a restaurant in the past three years good I've been doing that and I hate when the host goes I'm so sorry. It's just why I was vibing with Andrew. I was just seeing how that was going remember I was just trying to see how that goes give us a sec Andrew what were you asking? I was just saying when you go out on a date to a restaurant Will you take a different girl back to that same restaurant later in the week or a different week? I don't know Bobby Oh I hate bringing the same girl back to the late different dates because you've done it because the host will go welcome back Mr. Lee. Yeah another one, but you've done it as if they say that I have a question is the host Fuck I hate when I can't remember things. What's thank you Excuse me is that was the hostess DJ Khaled So went went a host when host says oh welcome back. Why don't you go to your date? I've only been here with friends before Yeah, I've never been here with another girl before Do that then should be like oh few I've gone to a restaurant where they've told me they go Yo your boy Bobby coming here. He brought a different bunch of different girls like the same week Anyway, let me take your order. Do you go out with different girls with like I'm seeing one person now Yeah, this isn't the past This isn't the past Also take off your notifications on your ipad that's what I've been doing What does that even mean because because you get text messages from people you're watching the pit with with your on your ipad Yeah, yeah watching the pit right you guys on a plane and all of a sudden you get like a new photo He lives on a right on your messages and she's like what's that? It's just my cousin Sabrina Look at the mika bala. I Oh, she has nice breasts. I got he sure does Do you really do you got a random people sending you naked pictures but you take off the notifications and pop up again But that's real you'll just randomly get like that the uf's like ufc fight pass or whatever. I that's fine You know, I mean Dustin McGougill is fighting that nanny brain heart, you know, I mean that's fine. That's a good fight It's a good fight. Yeah, you should win that fight. Yeah, yeah, but you know, people Yeah, I wouldn't know. Yeah. Yeah. That's a. That was a good name. Yeah. Yeah. Name them fucking you. I know Marcus. Man. Row maravilerve was very good. Beton weight Beton weight. Beton. Wow. I was a wild. I'm still fighting. Yeah. You still. I'm into the female fighting. Yeah. government. Fin今天的. Which big reflects the family's good. Good boxing lineage. That's not. We talk about that. Like you. We're dide in the fire. dide dide I'm not sure how the fire key is starboard or sterban starboard. Sterbster. He was star. Sterb. Yeah. But her sister my god. I when she fought Ashcomal. Osea. I'm not kidding. I thought she I thought they was going to end her career. Yeah. Because she had her in a four fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Four fine lock. Yeah. What is the four fine lock? The four fine lock is when the your you know cumora right? You know right right. Right. Right. Humor hold into a 360 on the cumora right. Just around. But it's been around. Yeah. They just call it nothing. Oh, that would. Yeah. That would let nothing but they have an infrared. Oh, yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Her first fight that when she fought Tatum Tatum. Dude. Dude. Dude. Inshane. That was insane. Because she's a heavyweight. Exactly. Why they let them fight in that same way class. Almost died. Almost died. That was incredible. Yeah. Yeah. The paramedics were like next to the ring. Like waiting for them to be done. Are you saying there were two medics? The paramedics were there. Yeah. The paramedics. Four lock half moon. Show me how that goes. Right. You take both of your legs. Right. Both of your legs. Yeah. You take your own leg. Yeah. Your own legs. You lock around their legs. Right. You look at the moon. Right. And then you go 360. So you end up back where you start. Exactly. So I don't know what they named that either because it's nothing. A lot of mouitai does go back. Exactly. Yeah. That's when you eat more Thai. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Well, you have to order it before the last round. Yeah. You won't get there in time. Yeah. And if you want more Thai. You can use Jason K. It's Jason K. It's Sun. Exactly. I thought we were talking female. No, no, no, it's Casey K. Som's daughter. Yeah. Twice removed. What does that mean? There's twice removed. I feel like my order keeps working without it. I asked him if I have a twice removed. Yeah. Make sure that I'll put cheese on it. Well, you got a twice removed means you were kicked out of the family two time. No. You'd said something bad twice at a dinner. So you're twice removed. They're still blood, but they don't want you in the family anymore. Twice. Do you ever play poker? And somebody bets a lot of money. And you want to call, but you don't. And let them know because it's too much money and the way you let them know you say two rich from Obla. Never. Well, if I'm playing with a bunch of crypts. Yeah. You say two rich from Obla. Yeah. That's a crowd show. What happened to the crypts and bloods? You don't hear much about that. They're still around. Yeah. You don't hear much about them. Oh, they have a podcast now together. Yeah. What? We have the same publicist as the Krippen blood podcast. Yeah. What? The show show me the Krippen blood podcast. Well, I like that. I like them. The Krippen blood podcast, see what happened. Imagine how good it is. I did. Wait, go back to the map of LA. I'd love to see what the divides are, because certain neighborhoods that I need to go in. This is what Gavin Newsom has been trying to change, right? Yeah, yeah. What do you mean? Is he a crypt? He's just trying to change the, he's redistricting at all. Good for him. That's what we need. Zoom into that map. That's great. The Gang map. I love a good Gang map. Yeah. I want to know where, in my area, what? Mostly the rich. Yeah, it's mostly air one. Great Gang, by the way. Oh my God. One of the toughest gangs in the valley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 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You think people are going to be mean to you? Ask you about comments. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes. I don't read comments. I mean, I sometimes, but I don't really read comments when I'm guests on other people's pods anymore because when people watch my podcast, they have an idea of what they're getting. They've decided that they like me. When I go on other people's podcasts, I think they think that I've hijacked it. And they're mad. Some of them might be a little bit mad at you too. Why would you let that guy on? We like that people that you razz people. I like that you're a rabble rouncer. Look at you. Here's what I like about you. You're a little bad boy. Look at you. It's your little snarling. There's a little bad boy. I'm not trying to snarling. You're a little bad boy. It's a nasty little butter. You're a nasty little butter. I have a good heart. But I really believe that. I think you're a very nice guy. I've always thought that. A little lost and confused, but. I think you're found. Yeah. Lost, confused and found. Yeah. Good. Good. Bobby. Yeah. Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that you see me in a way that is nice. Uh-huh. I think your penis is dribbling. Your penis is dribbling, who's I could see? Always has to go back to that, huh? You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. It's a sickness, dude. It's a sickness. I have rebel rouse syndrome. You are a rebel rouse, everybody. And it's really tough. Try not to snarl. Don't. Don't. Do it. Ricky, don't be a bad boy. Don't snarl on this show. Fiasco. Please. Don't, Ricky, please. That's what girls say when they see me naked walking away. They say, word free, asko. Fiasco. They say, word free, asko. And they say, it's running down my pants. Do you really remember the joke? Do you? Do you really remember it? Do you? You all remember it? All right. Let's try to tell it. You start it. No. Okay. Yeah, absolutely not. Yeah. I want to say it again. Yeah, yeah. Do you really know the joke? No. The pee is running down my pants? Yeah. There's pee running down my pants. The kid asked the teacher to go to the, do you need glasses? I just got, I don't know. It's gone, huh? The kid at, it's an old, old. Yeah. Get up. She can't go to the bathroom. There's pee running down my pants. That's a quick, and she says, why are we laughing? That's a quicker way of getting to it. No, the teacher says, sure, you can go to the bathroom, but first you have to sing the alphabet. Kids says abcd. Fg. H ijk. Hey, elemental qrst. T uv. W x y and z. Teacher says, that's close, but where's the pee? Teacher says. Kids running down my leg. My dad got pulled over the other day. I love your dad. You got pulled over the other day, the cop asked for his driver's license and it says correct a vision because he needs a correct a vision. And he says, where's your glasses to my dad? My dad says, I have contacts and the cop says, I don't care who you know, you need to wear your glasses. I don't care who you know. You need to wear my glasses. That's a joke. My dad used to tell me a lot as a kid and they always just thought it was a story he told me. It's such a good joke. I love your father. You can tell your parents I said hi. If I remember, come on. It's me. You're parents like me? I don't know you. You came to my birthday party. Yes. Yeah. Only private people that I know well come to my birthday party. So we don't know each other. Is that what you're saying? Stating out loud in public that we don't know each other? You know me. What you're laughing? Because you're getting real upset. Yeah. You know me and that's why I was invited. Yeah, but you know me as well. You're saying you're causing you know me? Yeah. I like that one. I guess I'll still the same old G. Yeah, yeah. I've been teaming on a while. Yeah. Well, you know why? He's been low key. That's right. He's also hated on. So. And I can't say the next line. You can say that he has no wheels, no keys and no snowmobiles and no skis. What's that from? No boats, no snowmobiles and no skis. What's that from? Out of me because I could finally afford to buy a family with the old. Groceries. I'm sorry. It rhymes. Yeah, you're right. It's a criminal talk with tracks to add to the wall full of plaques. Yeah. They're keeping the back of my house house like trophies. Because you all think I'm gonna let my dough freeze. Oh, please. You better buy it down on both knees. I know that's all good. No, I like the game. Every other one. Give me another one. I know the game. I puke, eat it and freak you. Battle. I'm too weated to speak to the only key that I see to defeat you would be for me to remove the two of you. I'm too adidas and beat you and force feed you them both. And each feed is a cleat shoe. His glasses get really foggy. You know what that's all that's on is? All the people at the coffee been when you're performing. They all stub their toe. And they're trying not to be disruptive. What is it? What an espresso machine. What's your coffee? I haven't drank coffee since December 23. They're steaming a lot. Why? I did a cleanse for 10 days and I stayed off it. I'm super sensitive to drugs and like weed. I only do a little bit coffee. So I drink now free plug. No joke. Magic mind. I love it. Yeah, it's great. You keep bringing that up. It's really it's I take it every time I see about magic magic. I drink it almost every day. Yeah, you have some on you. No. In you. Yeah, I mean, it's your head one today. How much how much weed are you taking a day? I do weed probably between two and four days a week and I take around five milligrams. That's it. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, something low. Do you ever do the little microdose mushrooms too? I bought them. I haven't done them yet, but I'm going to start trying them. Phenomenal. Yeah, you know what I take them when I go golfing. You microgose that? It's my favorite thing in the world. Really? When you when you microdose them, do you think you are phenomenal? Do you ever say I am phenomenal? It depends on if I'm making a movie or not. I love the way I feel on them in the morning. Do you guarantee it? I can't. Well, have you tried doing it in the suit? I will. You're going to like the way you feel. You guarantee it. It is really good though. It starts my day off great. If I go out there and I stretch and exercise a little bit, it feels amazing. Rick Glassman, I'm phenomenal. I won the best music video at the whole time. And who produced this? Rick Ross? Is this a Mayback Music Hit? That's a Mayback Music Hit. God, look at the hair. I remember you then. I know you then. You know, I recently had, I won't say who, but it was an ex-girlfriend who I talked to every now and then. Say it. And she said, when your hair is long, I missed like your hair. She saw that my hair was shorter. And she said, I like your hair longer. And even though I have no idea if I'm ever going to see this person again, I think I'm growing it up. Wow. Maybe for her? Maybe for you. And Mayback for Rick Ross. Mayback Music. Do you ever miss your ex-girlfriends or no? Yeah. You do. Yeah. And you think to yourself, I fucked it up or maybe I could have done this better? I think about what I could have done better in not exclusively in relationships, but also in relationships, sure. Because I would find that it would be a nightmare dating you. I believe that. I believe all your little rules in your house. Take your shoes off. Don't touch that. Don't touch that. I wouldn't date somebody who I would care if he touched stuff. I just don't like touching stuff. Unlike dating Bobby. That's for real. Oh, it's a personal thing. When I go in your house, you like, don't touch that. You don't wait me touching it. Well, you do touch everything. When I'm at your house, I'm very fucking polite. You are very polite. I don't touch anything. Well, you know I'll yell it if you do. Okay. Yeah. So I don't touch things. He's actually gotten better at not touching. Yeah. Because we do say that when he walks in. I go, don't touch. Don't touch. Remember. Don't touch. Yeah. As a cow in the living room, treat it like a... Terry. Moosey. Don't touch. You know, when I was shooting my special, I lost my voice the Friday. Did you hear about that? You told me you got scared. You showed me winked at the show. And I got steroids. He was. And I was really aggressive after that. Yeah, the steroids amped you up. Yeah, a little bit. What did you take steroids for? My throat. You want to get you through it stronger? No, I was losing my voice when I was shooting my special. And I didn't know what to do Saturday. I woke up in a panic. Oh, wow. I lost my voice. And so I had a doctor come over and inject me some steroids. And it worked? Like four or five hours later, it did work. Yeah. Because you could just do subtitles for your special. Mm-hmm. Another Asian joke. That wasn't an Asian joke. Yeah, yeah. Or maybe get my voice down. Is that what you get my voice dubbed? Are you doing subtitles? Do it. Are you doing subtitles? I thought we were doing a bit. Go ahead. So, I'm with my dad. I'm with my dad. I'm with my dad. If I could use the bathroom, the teacher says, first you have to sing the alphabet. The kid says, okay. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-N-Z. And the teacher said, oh, now I know my A-D-E-E. Next time won't you. The teacher says, what happened to the P and the kid said, it's running. The coffee house Denver. Yeah, that's right. Crush. Go get the tickets right now. Denver.com-backslash-rick-rick-rick-rick. Yeah. Thanks for something. We'll put the link, the ticket link in the description. Yeah. It's going to be great. We're going to hide it. You have to find it. It's right by the high-oh. Oh, fuck. That's hidden. Which is what Mrs. Clause said to Santa Clause the first time they met. Mm-hmm. Put the cans up. All right. So, I almost forgot to bring this up. Okay. I was driving like a little over the speed limit. I got pulled over by the cop. Okay. My driver's license says, it says here you need corrective. I work. I wasn't wearing my glasses at the time. I said, I'm sorry, sir. I have to pee and it's running down my pants. The cop says, I know that joke. And then I forgot how the rest goes, but I will text it to you. Okay. Okay. Ravel Rouse, level four. That's why your podcast is number two. That's why my podcast is number two. Mm-hmm. Are you saying it's shit? No. But that would be a good shit joke if you wanted to stick that landing. You should have just let that one down. Hey, your podcast is great. I hear it's not the best, but it is a number two. I heard your podcast is doing well. It feels like it's running down your legs. When is the last time you guys pooped your pants backwards? Yesterday. Really? Are you still talking about your love of the Beatles? I was clenching it and I barely missed like five seconds. Yes, ma'am. Yeah. Did it get in the underpants? I ran into my room and it just a plop came out. So it didn't get in your underpants? And I question, you ran into your room? Yes. Not the bathroom. I went into the room where the bathroom is. So the bathroom? No, I entered the room, plop, and then bathroom. You pooped. Got it. Exactly. I have a funny story about five seconds. I just needed five seconds. And I got your aunt's. And you're not giving me that. Were you delaying it? Yeah. Yeah. I like that feeling. Did it get in your underpants? A little bit. Yeah. I want to tell you, speaking of ex-girlfriends, I was dating a girl who lived in London and my mom always wanted to go to London and flew her out and this was her first time visiting. And I was at my girlfriend's place and my mom walked over from her hotel and she had to use the bathroom. And she walks in and she goes, I have to use the bathroom. I have to use the bathroom. She had only met my girlfriend one time and she walked to the bathroom and then she came out after and she said, I had a little accident on your rug. I might have to take this out. I had a little accident on your rug and what do you want me to do with it? She had the bath mat and my ex had thrown away. But my mom, you know, took her, started taking her pants before she got to the toilet. So it could be just a smooth sit and much like what Bobby said, it just kind of plopped out a little. Oh wow. And embarrassing? She wasn't. Yeah. She was embarrassed. I don't know if she'd love that I said this here, but I do have an animation then. Oh Ricky, why did you do that? I can hear her. Yeah. That's your thought. That's your thought. Ricky. Let me ask her if it's okay if I talk about it. She'd be fucking living. Oh my God. Please don't. I don't know what I miss is glassman. Yeah, I like that. Put her on mama. I'm on the podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino and we were talking. Hi. Hello. And we were talking about the last time we pooped our pants and I was wondering if I have your permission to talk about when you pooped in London on the rug. Sure. It's such a happy mature story. I'm very proud. Also, we could bring. We as dad a quick question. Didn't dad get pulled over recently and they said that he needed his glasses. Dad, what happened? Well, he looked at my driver's license and he said it says you need glasses. And I said, I have contacts. I thought that's what happened. All right, I love you dad. Talk to you later. Hi. Love you. Love you. Love you. Bob, show him the trophy that I gave you. Show him the thing that I got from how he manned Del for you. This was a gift. Pretty cool. Like mosquitoes. You ever got one of those? No. I love mosquitoes. How he gave it to me. Really? How he did? He loves mosquitoes. I actually stole it from his studio for you and he told me not to take it and I did anyway. He was really upset about it. I didn't know. Yeah, but he does that shit. I was like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Um, um, exact, it's a child, right? And we all have our weak points. I know I have plenty. I have so many. But Bobby is really like he's looking for candy, his pack of toys. He's probably his blood sugar is a little low right now. That's his backpack. He Bob say say say say goodbye to Ricky if you want to go. I love you Ricky. Thanks for, you know what I mean? I do know what you made. Yeah, thank you for attending our podcast. What a pleasure. It was a surprise. I didn't know you were commenting. Are you eating a little candy while you're telling me? Yeah, I am. Where there's original? It's milky. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, good luck. Oh, take care. I'm sure it's going to be great. You read it. You read your limit, huh? I can't do this anymore. What do you think it is about, Rizzy? Completely out. So have a good time. You can continue doing it. I mean, I'm just not going to participate. OK. OK. Can I see what it's like to be like a co-host of Bed Friends? Would love it a little bit. Thank you. All right. So what we normally do toward the end of the show is we think of some of our favorite hopes and dreams. That's right. And we give hints to the other person. And we see if the other person could fill in that hope and dream. And it's a fun activity to see if they know what we're thinking. But it also, it lets us feel like, oh, they're helping us with our hopes and dreams. So I'll let you start. Something that I'm feeling right now is a need to be in a place. You have to take a poop. All right. Am I right? Yeah, that's my hope. I'm going to hope I can poop. I also learned from an X of mine that when you're sitting on the toilet, you could take toilet paper and you could place it on your butthole or if you're Beavis Bunghole. And you just, yeah, cordhole, all right. And you kind of press with your fingers and just kind of massage your butthole. Yeah, sure. And then also I shoot water up my ass with my bidet. And then it pours out and I have to assume as it's coming out, poop is coming with it. Not always. You'd be surprised. All right. Well, thank you for being a bad friend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.