Ep 594 - Gooniverse (feat. Steve Gerben & Billy)

Wow, wow, Wes. And we're live, dude. Wow, Matthew, thank you for joining us. Thank you, Phil. Thank you for joining us, Stephen. Thank you for joining us. I appreciate you guys coming here. For sure. Matt. How are you? I'm doing pretty good, dude. I was seeing it so long. I know. I'm so thankful, so awkward. What do you think it's awkward? It's just so fucking weird, dude. Between guys. I know what you've been up to. What do you think I've been up to? You've been up to. What? Training, bro, dude. You look trained montage. It's all I'm doing. You're training. I'm training you. That one, when I was like in a couple months, I want you to go, damn, dude. I mean, every time I see you, I go, bro, you need to put that. He's the smashing machine. I trained for you. You're literally the smashing machine. Have you seen that? No, please stop. I'm a cosper. I didn't watch. I trained for you and my mommy. I love it. I go to do it this summertime. My mom gives me the thumbs up or thumbs down. If I go to the pool, take my shirt off. She'll literally be like, you got fat. Or she'll go, wow, you put on some muscles. Hello, mommy's muscle man. That's what I try to be over here. Mommy's a little muscle man. I'm hoping to be your muscle man. You're more jacked than Bill. I had right now. It's kind of crazy, dude. I never thought I'd start putting up my... I never thought you would either. But not a bench to be five. Lie, lie. Banchely very high. Go high. Twice. I'll get up there. No, I'll say lie. Get up to 315. 335. Finally for 10. I never mind. Lie. It's a squat. What's a squat? We got the same thick ass legs, bro. Squat. I'm all calisthenics right now, so there's nothing. What's your squat? What would you have your squat ever? No, I'm no fucking. I'd probably 225, I hate that shit. I would just throw my back out every time I squat it. I do like reps. You'd really five for a week and then just pull it out. I'm not trying to be a dick. 225 for more, I'm a dick. 225 for more, boy. I feel it. I'm going to try to get up to 350. I don't think I'll be able to get the thousand pounds. You should. I came. I feel weird to tell you. I don't think I'll be able to get the thousand pounds. You're going to get out. I can't do it. I don't think I'm going to do 900 pounds, love. Make the shirt. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. I think I'll ever get it. 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That's what I was trying to tell you with the numbers for him. Just lie about the numbers. As soon as someone goes how much he's bad, you get a 3-15. I feel it. Don't I? Oh, fuck. What are they doing in the room? I don't understand that shit. It's like dudes act like they're not going to get in the hall of fame or they get someone catches them doing steroids. Like dude, you're just chilling. Like nothing. It doesn't matter. I'm going steroids now. I'm pretty much. Well, figure yourself. Not me. But I'm saying, man. I'm telling you I'm going to juice. Would you be able to fight in the UFC currently? 100%. No way. You saw it would have you. You saw it pissing hot. Maybe burning cuffs. Not at all. For what? Maka? Maka's fine. It's an herbal supplement. You think Maka? BP's fine. He's not even high. I know. My teeth is literally not warm. I'm just going to have it. I got a spot with that this weekend. What? You just had a kid. Your E is through the roof. And he immediately started smacking himself in the face. And we had to be like, no, no, no, no, no, dude. That's. That's high. Sorry. That was high, too. Self-punch is a high tier spot. He immediately went to the self-punch. He didn't only get it, dude. He started punching himself. And I was like, you have too much ass shit. He was hit with some liberal talking points. So it was very fun to be like, dude, your E is running wild. It's devastating. And he took it to heart. Yeah, that's the eight kills you. If you're over 40 white now and you get called a lib, it's. Look at socks, dude. Pretty much a death sentence. It really is. I was really, I was a, I was a, I was a, Kirby's, Kirby's a conservative is fucked in. I know. I know. I know. He's like, quiet about it. Yeah. No, I mean, you know, you don't have to really. Oh, okay. Yeah. Certainly. Obviously some conservative, you know, you ever see a period? No, I don't think Harry Potter is like a neo-nazi. No, but I've definitely got a lot of things to do with it. Yeah, I've definitely seen the clips of it. That's kind of nice. It's very insane. He hits some wild ones. He's like on a march. Yeah, I've seen it. He would not like you. Oh, yeah. Do you think an actor that's serious when he's playing that role goes full method? I think you can start. Go full method. I don't know. You gotta go 100%. If you're gonna do that, you gotta rip the bandaid off. Yeah. Just say it. Just say it. All right. Here we go. Now, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. All right. Here we go, Nath. Gerbys. What's going on with you? No, I'm sick. I got that like two-two-week thing that Billy was saying that he had. Oh, that's nice. That's nice to be able to say it's going around. I'm not the only one with the two-weeker. Well, I feel bad, but it really has been going on. Have you had... No, I've been in Texas. I've been safe from the plague. Oh, Jesus. But we have the whole allergy thing going on. So everyone's kind of sick. Yeah, it's the Cedar Elis. Yeah, fucking blows. Got you. I'm worried. I'm gonna... I have to go to Houston this weekend. I'm so worried. I'm gonna go to the P.A. Now, she got to worry about Pennsylvania's Texas. Oh, really? Way worse. Oh, the Cedar with allergies. Oh, no. I met with like what's going around. Oh, yeah. Good get it. Yeah. All found Billy had it. Your nicotine passion work. Not dead. Oh, he's viral on traction. Shot fire. That's definitely a shot fire. You're fucking nicotine passion work. No, I was all the same way. I was hoping it worked. I was dancing around it. Then like a little baby came around. And I think that's who got me sick. And then I proceeded to call for my girlfriend's mouth accidentally. And you got sick and then everybody else in the house got sick. Damn. A baby came around when you were dancing. What was... Elaborate on that. You said you were dancing around? No, I was dancing around getting sick. Oh, wow. You were dancing around and a baby came around. You were kind of bugged. You were bugged. You said I'm sorry. And I talked to you. I want to see if I can get one. I wanted to. Yeah. You was bugged. You was bugged. I'm kinda jealous. You got it already. Right before filming it would have been nice. But if you were gonna have it, I think you would have. Because if you're going to have it, I think you're going to have it. No. I've literally been talking to you nonstop for the last two days. Yeah. I'm going to get it. No, but I was thinking Grace had it while you guys were in Europe. Yeah. So... You want to talk about that? Oh, yeah. I don't believe it. You dodged the plague. You're in Europe. No, everybody got the plague that I was wearing. Yeah. Yes. Every single person. That's why I didn't fly back with them. The whole wedding got the flu. Pooping in, coffee, and stuff. Oh, yeah. And I was like, I'm not getting on that. So I went to London. I went to Old London town. I went to the World Darts Championship and said, that's awesome. Fucking rock, dude. I was walking in a litlar under land. It's only one. Oh, the late athlete. It was on a plane. It was turd on a plane. Oh. I was avoiding that. Yeah, it was. Staying in Europe for three days. I'm not getting on the third plane. What was that chant? That was like the Ricky Hatton. Yeah, it's the exact same one. It's the same. He's the only one Ricky. Yeah. Yeah. I remember buying it. Yeah. I remember buying it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I remember buying it into the fact that he could win. Oh, we all did. Oh, we all did. Mainly because he was a white guy. And then the fight started. We went, whoops. Ricky Hatton. He fought Floyd Mayweather. And they made like, it was like HBO. HBO did like the 24-7 lead out to it. And you're watching it like dude, Hatton might win. Yeah. Although we've talked about before. I came back around when Floyd walked out to born in the USA. Okay. And I was like, what am I doing? That's kind of nasty. Why am I doing this? I'm going to beat it. Yeah. It's kind of nasty. Yeah. He finished on a feed. He kind of, kind of ducks some of the big guys until they were old. But he was old too. Yeah. But he fought him when they were all geased up. It's kind of nasty. He was supposed to fight, uh, what's it? Man, he packed you out. I can't remember. I was too sure. It's awesome. Pack you out. Yeah. He was the man. He was 24-7 was hilarious. That was awesome. He was awesome. He was just him. He would sleep in the hotel. He was sleeping in a hotel room with like 15 people. Too much. I don't do what he talked about. I see that. It's literally here. That's you. You know, hotel room? Yeah. For this break, 15 people into this. Oh, no, I'm saying to go to bed. They would all sleep in there. I could see you doing that. And then he would sing karaoke in front of all of them very seriously. You would set up versions of that. You show memes very seriously. I show memes very seriously. Yeah. You would love karaoke. You would love karaoke. I would love karaoke. I would love karaoke. I would love karaoke. I would love karaoke. I would love karaoke. I would love karaoke. I would love karaoke. I would love karaoke. I would love karaoke. Seriously. Yeah. If our whole group of friends was gayer, you'd be the happiest guy on earth. Yes. He'd be so delighted. That's true. We were all like, okay, myself. We were all like, let's just hang tonight, guys. We don't need alcohol or to go out. Let's just sit around and sing. You'd be so happy. You know, the one song that I really would like to get down, it's tough, but one bourbon, one scotch and one beer. It's pretty easy. Oh. No, because it's like when he... You're saying to sing? Is that James... Is that Thurgood? Yeah. Yeah. Can you sing what you have so far? Well... It's good acoustic sound here. Yeah. No, no, because it's... Don't make... Let's not... Let's just stop wasting time. You're gonna sing it. Oh, what? Don't make me talk you into this. Let's just do it. I mean, let's just see where you're at. Yeah. Well, but... Let's see. I forget... How's it started? It's like... Oh, yeah. It's like... I want to tell you a story. About my house with blues. You got to go up. You got to read enough. What? Yeah, I get a little more guttery than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. gutteries are gonna wear it, actually. Yeah. Oh, and tell you a story. That's a little hallcogany. Yeah. Now that they call it the Clown Friend Blues. They're a thick bus. Yeah. Keep it going. Oh. I can't... I can't... I can't... I can't... I can't remember... Yeah, you get the lyrics. You need a lyric. You do the rough. Yeah. If you're doing yokey, you need a lyric, so sure. Bramana, manana. Hey, Siri, look up the lyrics to... One bourbon, one scotch, one beer. That's gonna be enough. I'm with this motherfucker for the next three months. Every day. You've been good. You're two for two. Take out the cheaters. You're two for two so far on days. Two good, two good, two good days. He has not been a little fucking baby once. Out of how many? It's two. How many do we have down the plate? What if he considered being a baby? 40. True. We should define terms. Yeah. What's it's going like? Yeah. And then that's the vibe. You can't crush the vibe. You gotta be like... When you're walking in in the morning, be like, you know what's it like? Airby, gerby babies. And he's like, uh... Again? I'm not in the mood for your stuff today. Okay. Well, now you're gonna get the worst version. Do I learn my lesson? Yeah. You get the vibes or a real thing? Oh, yeah. Yeah. You gotta take a page from old black guys. They're the best at like in a morning salutation. How you doing? It's always like woke up today, didn't I? Yeah. You guys in the morning, dude? They hit you with the best. I did. Yeah. I basically had to do that in the shower this morning. Yeah. I was being a baby. I was like, fuck, I'm gonna wake up. I'm barely eating. It's like, dude, I'm making a show with my friends. Why are you this guy? Then you get out of the shower and you see your naked fat body. You got my big fat pussy? Yeah. What the fuck? First thing in the morning. Self-loathing and then getting out and seeing a tiny penis. You go, Jesus. We got to make some changes. There's no way you have a tiny penis. Real honestly. You got to see those. What the hell? For real, see these chest pieces? See these chest pieces? They were whittled perfectly. Oh. I've been hit the cold plunge. I come back and take the shower. It's literally the tiniest. I think it's my poor penis. I get my born penis. Yeah. It's crazy, dude. Yeah, like, dude. First, sure. You're just coming out of the cold plunge. No problem. Just a pawn to be toppled. Did you get the lyrics? I did. I just, I thought we were past it, huh? Oh, we're not moving past that. You still have the master's app? Yeah. Oh, you're not going back. No, I don't. That was, you're out. That was, you could, because you could watch, you know, it's actually quite a cut app for, that's a reveal. The master's app. For three days a year. I got to use this app. For three days a year. I got to use this app. I see, I'll leave if you want to join it. Yeah. Supposedly, it's a, I'm not in it. I just was told. Gof, fantasy, $100, yeah. I don't necessarily know how you would do that. Do you just pick one guy? I've never done golf. I've seen people do it. Yeah, you get a couple of guys. It's very interesting. Depends how they. It's interesting. It's very interesting. That's interesting. It's interesting. I just never really heard of APEC. That's interesting. I never even thought about APEC. They're like, well, they do take money from it. No, it's just interesting. In fact, you're bringing that up. It's very interesting. That was the best answer of all. The best politician. That was nice. Just non-answer was Gavin Newsom. He's. He's on a podcast. They're like, do you take money from APEC? And he's like, what's APEC? Oh, APEC. It's interesting. You bring that up. That was it. They're like, why is it interesting? He's like, no, it's just interesting. Because I haven't heard about them. I mean, it thought about them for him. APEC. He also, he's like, both proof, honestly. It's kind of crazy. Yeah. You just walk through everything. Was that the French laundry during COVID when everything was shut down? Then he pretended to be black with fucking the dude from the Pacers. It's like a stack wonder bread. This high. So you never did that. Yeah, that's a weird, like it's almost racist. How bad that lie. It's, yeah. It's assuming all black dudes he wonder bread. Yeah, every day. I, he was claiming, I think, single mother. He was claiming single mother household, which I think technically he was, he was rich. Yeah, it wasn't his dad. He was dead. His dad was out at the picture. Pelosi's his mommy. No, she don't care of him. She adopted him. Yeah, but I think then he got into like the clone ads and shit. But I think before that, you're cloning us. He's in like, I was like, I was like, I'm weird. So we're so weird. That's shit. That tough on him, honestly. I like what he's up to. I think the first, I think the first five years of his life. I vote for Gavin, the bread. I'm a li- I'm a li- Honestly. I'm a li- He's the perfect politician though. You gotta give it to him. This episode. This episode is starting in new routine or making player picks for the first time. Trying something new to be hard. But in life and on price picks, it always feels good to be right with high pressure, playoff matchups every weekend and elite hoops action almost every night. The action never stops. 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Let's go drench, give $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. Prize picks. Let's get it to be right. It's good to be right. Yes. Hey, guys, real quick. I will begin. I will be in Houston, Texas and then Dallas, Texas. I'll be in Houston Friday night doing stand-up comedy and I'll be in Dallas, Saturday night doing stand-up comedy. Take it to Dallas, solid. Thank you, Dallas. Take it to Houston. Mmm. They're lagging a little bit. So if you live in Houston and you'd like to go see me do stand-up comedy or you'd like to see me do stand-up comedy, please don't have the opportunity to pass it by. If you don't want to, that's fine. I don't get on whatever. Come on. Yeah. He's back. Oh, you know what we could talk about because I heard you talking about it. What? You're bringing it. You're talking, I heard you talking about Trump dogs and he doesn't have the juice anymore. He doesn't. You got to admit the last two weeks the juice has been back. The video you shared with me where he was and I sent him to Matt too. I can't believe how hard the juice is going. He was killing the fuck. I don't know how old it is but he's on the, he's on the Air Force one. You know how the reporters always talk to him. He stands next to the bathroom. Yeah. They were like, uh, you think on the wall? They're like, uh, Mr. President, what was the MRI you got for? And he was like, I don't know. It was an MRI. I can tell you it was not for my brain because if my brain's working, I just like a cognitive test and I aced it, something you would be incapable of. It may as a right. Everybody see like you too. It drills another reporter on the way up. Also, I noticed I watched your clip hitting an Asian lady with like your brain sucked. And when he walked away, the lady, the guy is like, dude, you have all the confidence in the world. And the Asian lady after he walked away, it was just like, yeah. I think he's like becoming way too clear now. Like when someone's like about to die and like everyone's in the room, it was a shame. Gerb, he was like, yeah, just sharp as a tack and it's just going to fucking collapse. Uh, dude, there's the Venezuela thing got me bad. Did the memes, the memes leading up to Venezuela, I was like, don't go to war, dude, the last thing we want is a war, fuck all that. One meme of Tacashi 6.9 being saying, took that stoned ass shit. That's what I do as Trump. I was like, it, America rules take all their shit. You do it. That's why they're like showing that. The tariffs did it work or not? Everything's like, definitely work. They were everything. If it didn't work, they'd be talking about it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that was the one thing. That was like tariffs rules sitting us back 400 years of diplomacy and then you never heard another thing about it. So yeah, you're probably right. The tariffs work. Then as well, so far, so good. People were mad that it was as soon as he's like, dude, we're making $400 trillion. It was like, fuck dude. Stoned ass shit. Yeah, they, that's what I do. They're shutting down like all the news stuff, too. Yeah. Because it just works. If Shane watches Reels, it's pretty much like someone watching Fox News. I'm about, not that I'm literally all I need. Show me a fighter jet reel. I go, yep, play the Macarena and slow. Yeah. Place slow version of the Macarena. You horny for almost a year. I want to back to sport war. Well, it's also really good. We can, whatever whoever's running that probably end is fucking killing it. We have any Latin American country now, just like we had terrorism in the Middle East, we can be like, you know, there's fucking selling cocaine. We can go take the natural. We have that locked for the next 10 years. I will say Columbia's leader needs to shut the fuck up. They chirping. Do you see it? Dude, as soon as they took Maduro, he was like, yeah, you won't do that to me, pussy. I hear what they did. They like you turn the lights off. They turn the lights off, but then hit people with like fucking radio waves. It's kind of sick and bloody noses. What? The Kavanaugh syndrome? Yeah, it was like debilitating shit where they're like, dude, there was 20 of them and 300 of us and it was a massacre. It's like predators versus like, you know, it's so bad. They're usually like, russian. I mean, it is embarrassing. If I live in a country and they turn my lights off and took my president, I'm like, dude, you guys like, be like, no, we fought. It was a brutal fire. Just like, at least lie. No, we turn the lights out, turn them back on. We were the undertaker. It was literally the undertaker. The lights went out. The lights came back on. Where is he? Fuck. It's like being down the basement and someone shows the light on. It's scary, dude. They got scary with me. It's so scary. It's so scary. I just let out a few. Yo, who is it? Also, also on Air Force One, they're like, they're calling it a kid napping and all that. And he's like, kid napping, that's a good word. He's funny. I'm just saying he's funny about this. I agree with that. He's funny. You know, great move to make everyone forget about Epstein. Oh yeah. Yeah, true. And also, we need something big, man. Russia is on their, Russia is on the offensive, China is supposed to be on the offensive. We can't just sit on our hands. And we can't be problem. We can't take something. What? They're real think that like, Russia and China fucked up. Like China does has less drinking water in Saudi Arabia. And they like, didn't let people have kids for a long time. They're like, they're popular. They're like, fuck ladies. I do. I do. 2030, yeah, 2030, those countries are under your head. They can hold all the boats they want, dude. The people are fucking disappearing. And then no one's paying Chinese dudes. And the Chinese chicks are leaving. Wow, that's a tough one. You shriveled your, your, your bros, everyone in there is pissed. No fucking go out swinging though. If you, if they have no pussy and it's just like, we got to ruin everyone else's time. That would be a crazy war. So I'll fucking go myself. Just go. So far somewhere. I can feel it. Never get pussy. If you're a Chinese girl, do what you say. No water, no pussy. Yeah, that's untannable. No, I don't care how many sweet bridges are being filmed on YouTube. I'm going to be like, you know what? This, this bridge is really helping me. So some way that goes through people's houses is like, yeah, because they can't say no. It's the way it's like, they're fucking skyscraper. Everyone else said the fuck. We're gotten sold on the China hype. The propaganda, that's the one propaganda that really doesn't work on that. Oh, the watch like a drone footage of like a city with neon lights. You're like, this looks like shit. It's like, it's awful. It's like that. And they're also like, oh man, we might go to war with China. It's like, all right, if we, if we have, we do, we do. If I have to, I will. If I have to, I will. It was the last six year old. They will last a second around us. No, that, that's crazy. You keep fucking, they might cut off your steroids. If he taught me. He's trying to, he's fucking the rhino pills. You're snorting. I'm herbal, bro. They have to get india to take my ashwagada. The medallioners would take my shilajee. I'm all herbal. They're saying I want steroids. I'm on all natural and natural. I completely believe you. Oh, thank you. You're a freak. Don't be rude. What? Don't be rude. I'm complimenting you. I'm complimenting the man. Genuinely. I'm saying you look like you're on juice. You go, I completely believe you're not on juice. That fucked up. Because he would be honest with it. There's one person that would be like I'm doing it. It's like the ring, dude. Appreciate that. Yeah. Good for a second. He's taking steroids and they get real weird, dude. They won't tell anyone. They're like, no, it's natural. It's natural. It's natural. Yeah, it's true. Everyone who does steroids. Not now, though, dude. The gym I go to, I sit in the sauna and all the bros are like, they, they just like make fun of each other because they'll be like, I don't know. They're like, take a cycle. You fucking pussy. They're pretty funny. And large yard. I heard, it was the guy, clavicle clavicle clavicle clavicle. 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Yeah, and nobody everybody just just said that looks awful. So that I ordered a tango. What's that tango? Get a giant one. So I got a regular one and then I said that looks like cowboy ads. So now I wear that one. In public. Just still your off course. I wear it home and then I mentioned it but like when I work out like always. No Oh god. Damn it. There's something about dressing up like a cowboy. I swear to God. I went to a Western theme party. I put the gear on and was like I understand a little cowboy. You win a wife feeding a cowboy. I don't work out that. I mean it's a home gym. There's a well. What music are you playing? I'm so scared. I'm a sense. I'm 20% for it. I'm not. There's a if you like rip from yellow stone, bro. What is that? Rip is only those you have bad ass and the all stone. I needed I need a picture of this. So please tank top cowboy hat, work out. The one song that really like a fifth grader would do. That's insane. Look it is what it is. It's how my brain likes to do it and I do it. All right. Because it's a stand for something or fall for anything. I'm behind you. Thank you. I recognize how big of a douche I look at that. I think it's funny. I think it's nasty. I'm kind of shredded. Yeah. I don't know. What are you hitting? Pull ups? What are you hitting in the hat? Yeah, he's rips pull ups. Yeah, I have a pull up bar and then it's it's a cable machine. You know, like the two. No, no, but you're hitting. You're just going. Thanks for hitting those things. What is the jam? Where are you listening to? So there's a line dance song called fake ID, bam from the movie Footloose, which I think your friend was in miles teller. Oh, yeah, the remake. Nice. And I could do that entire dance in it's advance. I can do it. Well, yeah, you. please no not here no no not right I mean there's nothing right proper gear on I promise you before the show is over I'll do it for you what was this on fake ID is it you can watch on youtube so the workout is your playing this song and so are you like we'll let the thing and then hitting the hit yeah I'm just real quick yeah that's nice I I see more people in the gym who hit like dance moves like core your own dance moves now it's not on that's the song yeah this is slow yeah that's awesome oh yeah you know it's good oh man I can't believe you're wearing a tank top I think cowboy hat listen to that yeah I like I like where you're at I like I'm just the envious here's here's the question yeah free oh you're free man truly free say you say you know you hit the square dance bring a cheeky back home from the thing would you play some wine dance while you guys are getting freaky why would that be the sound we've been discussing this as well what music well he's not afraid to hit the red light he's got a red light turn on a red light that's awesome national bedroom for sex and then treat it like an amp's hand on you have you never try have you as I could get into color lighting on my name obviously he and then he's not afraid to hit some nine inch nails nine inch nails well something like it yeah okay you're like aggressive stripper music but hold on a second there's a lot of the conversation sounds surprising I'm not gonna lie nine days terrifying yeah I do actually hit 90 coming out for the bottom of the bed and the red light nine inch nails I don't know braless braless sleep paralysis actually read a book on how you're busing just like not nice last night so I gotta go call yeah go ahead so let that book out oh god I don't know you gotta hear this they're doing a we're filming this summit his house they did like a location scout to check his house out and he's sick as fuck George he left his how to eat pussy book out open on the couch on the couch so when the whole crew and cat nope you should have said he was joking yeah said he was in his room while they were looking because he's sick and then they told me they heard him oh my god they told me they heard him go shit he came out grab this eating pussy book and they said it was on like they said it was like five pages left it just which means he was reading it when somebody rang the doorbell was like oh oh hello we need a book it's called she comes first he sent me passages it's a disturbing read what she comes first written by a man or woman it's got to be written by a woman I used to watch all that shit on YouTube I would just say how to make out the girl how to grind yeah for any dancers trying to get as much as I could in the know I I remember in corner wrote it so dude it's probably she comes first that is a papaya the thinking man's guide to pleasureing a woman you're a thinking man so yeah I want to know the literally humiliating no it's yeah he wouldn't want to know more about you know nobody would everybody came over because I had clean yeah he's just clean yeah except for like that book on my couch that's a statement it was a real statement to the rest of the the cast yeah the crew the whole crew saw it yeah just got me into business that's a thinking man that's ready to eat first thing I said to them I said I'm so sorry don't tell shame he even ate all the only three single person you hit him with the rodin where you're saying this like I mean you never really thought that rest your hand on your chin that would be ultimate support I would have learned that is like yeah true I hate it here this whole time that what what has like a vated you that you got from this book that positioning is very important both of you need to be physically your body's need to be comfortable because you're in it for the long haul it's like welding yeah oh the build up the build up sort of stuff yeah yeah and then like what yeah I was that what's the build up like I would just go originally I would just go straight to go right yeah I got hungry dog yeah they put the food bowl out of you all right now you know you got you know you'll be around you oh yeah good trough comes out you get to yeah it's happening and then just understanding that you can like you can use your gum to create a pressure on the top like not the clearest itself of the top of the clear he's gum I'll see you gum yeah like your top comes so you can create you create pressure there I dog will jump by talking about sounds no explain this you putting your gum yeah you're putting it down and then you're using your your two fingers which I can't do which is it's it kills me no it's okay you got one wild one yeah so you but you can then like you know put pressure on the like the G-Spot from under as you're like create pressure down with your gum and then you go over yeah you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you go you 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You're just straight. Right. Yeah, that's good. Wait, what was she playing? What was the soundtrack? The song was, and then I shazamed it. That dude, how crazy is it? He shazamed it while only fencing. While jacking off the only fencing. Well, jacking off. Oh, you're just perusing. Well, I had jacked off for it. You had already finished. And then you say, what's the name of that? You're just certain point you go, you know what? What was that song? Fair enough. It was called bent. Or no, wait, was that the name of the band? Yeah, it was called bent by something German. Diarrhea Whirl for cyral. No, no, no, no. Beers, if it like, do you hausses? Do you hausses, or what? Yeah, I mean, it's good to vibe with it. It's good. 90s, 80s vibe. I got you. It's like that, like in Dushreel kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then I tried one time to like, uh, have sex with it. But the timing of it, like a song like that. You know, also the combo, like damn, where'd you hear about the song? You'd have to be like, oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Because you tell me, you tell me. It's like, yeah, yeah. There's, I can't find a bent. Oh. No, man, sex is a squid game. It's like this. That's not it. Yeah. I kind of like the whole. I like, I like hop really quick into this. You know what I see on the plane a lot? I've been seeing older women with like mega big font reading a ratican on the plane. It's all they read all the time. And it's like teleprons. I was, I was looking at it out here. The lady next to me today, licked wood or liquid, L-I-C-H-W-O-O-D. So like German? Yeah. Liquid. Oh, yeah. That's, that's what I was like techno. That's what I like techno. Low rider. Oh, I'm gonna get to good part. Yeah, true. Cause it's like a. I still like when they get the bad guys in John Wick. Oh, wait, wait, that's the drop. Bro, this is like red light shit. You're mad bro. It's a real good shit. You know they have sexy? What? You had a control. I forget what they're called. That's a thing. It's not just about your music. It's what? Gooner music. I'm a gooner. Yeah. It's like battlefaps and stuff. They'll do it like shit like that. I've read a whole article in movies like The State of Beauty. It's like me and you would be like, Yo, about the watch, you can last longer Gooner friend. Oh wait, what's a gooner? Goonings, goonings like it's hardcore. It's hardcore it's like if you were to get your basement and said was that a Cittabla masterpiece. Oh, no, I'm not a goon. Was that a compilation video you were watching that song? That yes, no, no, it wasn't like a compilation video of her. No. So it was just her masturbating. Yes, it wasn't one of those like follow the metronomes. Yes, like Cissy No, no. Metronome kind of slaps honestly. I'll give a shot for a minute. No, I'll go to part of this. We've all tried it. No lie. The metronome? Don't even worry. We can't give you the metronome. You'll be too powerful. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. It's too powerful for it. Yeah, you never tried it one day. No, it was like, oh, yeah, fuck. Yeah, it is tough. Then you realize you're teasing yourself and you go, I gotta stop. This is kind of ridiculous. Just a call back to my favorite episode you guys ever did with the Q plus one when you were talking about porn and you because you were accusing him of looking at it really. And then you're like, what do you watch? And you were like, J.O.I. and you go, that's an appetizer, bro. You got to have a warm up, fuck. Yeah. That's an appetizer, bro. I mean, she's amming a fucking only fan to video is a lot of pressure. And he's aggressive. I wouldn't, yeah, I wouldn't think it's impressive. Well, because I saw, you know, the sexy thing. I was like, oh, yeah, they're a replica. Yeah, it's got me. It's got me. It's got me. It's got me. Yeah, the best is the best porn video. And I've never seen anything like it ever again. There's a guy out there who just lets women. No, there's let's women hump his butt with their vaginas. And he claims to give the multiple owes from them, humping his butt with their vaginas. That was wow. This is, I was one. That was one where I definitely, definitely turned the porn off and went upstairs. I'm like, I'm not sure. I like solid laugh. I was like, I'm done. I can't. Yeah, it's hilarious. But yeah, he's just like this mussely man. He just sits there. The jigs just bump his butt with every genus. He's like, it's tiny. We'll be like, she came twice. And I was watching like, wait, what? I think this guy's begging for it. He's gone. I'm not gay. I just like somebody humped my butt. I like a woman helping, helping my butt and coming. I bet that feels good. You having a badge, Matthew? Yeah. It's probably not bad. Probably tickles a little honestly. Yeah. A badge. A badge. Oh, that's a badge. Sheddenly. A badge on a... Yeah. Something to think about. Something to consider. I think I'd seen that guy though. But not from that Wang Battle at the golf course. No, because what'd you see him? Well, because like, come twice. It's like one of my fetishes. Oh, geez. Why? You got to be Wang Battle on someone. No, no, no. Is it not a... Well, first of all, it is a fan. There was a whole subreddit for that. Big bang twice. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with it. It's fine. What's that? For a man or a woman? A man. Oh, there's something wrong with it. Yeah, because it's like so good that he premature and then they keep going. Yeah, right. But it's just like a really tiny, mussely guy that got... It shouldn't calm tiny. But... Yeah. And we just get dry humped. I just... Yeah, dude, that's how I fell into the video. Okay. I was watching the guy get dry humped and I was like, All right, try and then... And then... If you kept following that, you would have been like a lady... He followed the trail. Yeah, dude. You were right there. The only thing you knew was to dunk your head underwater. You were solid. That's the next video. I'm talking about that underwater. That's so crazy. We have... I forgot it was from dry humping. That's what it was. The Goon is round table. You can do that. The Gooniverse. You overlaps of my fetish eye or whatever. fetish eye. You know, the Gooners, you know, he did. Well, last time I'm used, bro. Been a little bit. But, crazy right now. I'm telling you, he's been a little bit. Texas does cure the sickness. You get down there. There's not a lot, dude. There's not a lot that be had. It's just like... We just find it... Trill. Dude, Goon are blood-owns. You'd sniff it out. All right. Um, Kidding Spirits. It's really kind of a murder thing. It's like emergency, like... It's like a fat, anymore. Dude, it's obviously fat. It's with you, it's getting his face as soon as he goes off the plane. It's with the play lay in the airport, Goon. It's not seeing the Goon I've touched down on here. I forgot that's how it started. It was dry humping. Yes. Cause the whole... Which... Right on the front of a panty job fetish. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I see it. We need cuts. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. What's the panty job? Pity jobs. I got you. This is like a belt mark, brother. I get you. I get you. I see this. So, Pity jobs. It's a whole world of ash jobs. Splash, outer core. Splash. Cheers. This is what... It rules. The body's going on. Splash. Uh, unexpected sex, which is not as aggressive as it sounds like, but... How exactly... How you doing all of this and line dance? So... You should see how Hornia is on the dance floor, bro. It's fucking gross. Hey, jobs. What? Girl. Okay, so anyway, but... I'll do this and then we can have that out. Okay. So... If you like a real planned version of this would be Mano job. Which is... Bro, I'm not kidding. You're hurting Arshab. Oh, my man. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. Well, I'm just saying to anybody what's to know what we're talking about. Okay. You're making all of that. The only way to find this is through Mano job. Where they're supposed to be hand jobs. Mano, I think Mano is a... Mano is for hand. Oh, so Mano job, my... Yeah. This doesn't matter. Um, I'm gonna hold your feet this flange for that one. What's the Latin root? Put the dirt ideas... What's the etymology of Banny job? It's supposed to be... It's only supposed to be a hand job or a blue jet. Or like a little grind session, but she gets so into it that... You know, like slides in a little bit for a little bit. That is... It's a... If Mano job is when you stay out of course, but you're kind of... It's like between skin and the panties and you're kind of like hitting that gap. Yeah. It's not bad. I didn't know the name for it, but yes, I've indulged her. Yeah. She's incredible. It's incredible. Yeah, it's a really great video. I've indulged her. It's great. And so this guy... Sometimes it's outside and it's lady in the sun dress. She just lifts it up. He's a nice time. Yes. It's kind of going belly to belly standing. Yeah, right. I know exactly the same thing. About Carrie Light. What? You know her name? Probably. What'd you just say? Carrie Light. Is that her? That is it, lady. That's on the X-ray. Well, I need to know this because I've been looking for this fucking lady. Oh, yeah. I haven't lost... I haven't lost... I have a lost panty job video that haunts... I can never find it. It was... I was like, God, remember that? Welcome to the next day and I was like, it's gone. Yeah. Do you want to find it? It's a thing to me and... I've never seen a hero. Might have reached the good state. What did you say? I do think I'm probably like in the top one to two percent a panty job of those videos. Yeah. And I'm not proud of that. I mean, I'm so pretty. It's crazy. I think it's not that bad of me. It's just... You know... Interesting. Aint of me. Aint of me. It's when you... Like, panty jobs are so innocent and then you see the muscle guy getting humped in the butt and she's like, girl's a crazy man. Yeah. What? I mean, clean. Hey, fat building. It's a little bigger. Easy, man. Plansions last February. I haven't jerked off since last February. Yeah. All right, cool. Oh, you haven't even jerked off. Facilations on your? Thank you. Yeah. You sure? That's... Yeah, well, it must be nice, dude. Yeah. It must be nice. That's a shame, man. The fr- Right what happened? My wings have been clipped so many times. Oh. I've gone no masturbation. No porn. And my wings have been clipped so many times. I've been flying and then they just... I crash right back to the... Sure. Dickress. Sure. That happens. It's fine. You know. It's not at all with it. No. I don't beat myself up about it. Got you. Loud and clear. So, Gerby, you're saying you're top 1% on Horeous Guys? You are... I was saying that. I just think that... It's not Horeous Guys. And what I meant was like that style of video. Because there was a whole subreddit. You've been locking it down. How long have you been holding it down? For years. Oh really? You found your thing. Yeah, yeah. Do you have an all-to-count? No. Oh, you just go non-missed browsing. What did you mean by that? Like, I... Do you have a Reddit just set up for you to watch porn? No, I just have my regular... Just a rocket. You're a... But it's not like I ate... Yeah, you don't care. Yeah, I'm like a public... Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to get like Reddit comment, don't you? Right. You're not commenting. No. Okay, you promise. Uh, like I commented like... Not on... Get information. Different. That'll pull. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Some say like you're not commenting on like the... Shigger jerk. No, no, no, no. Sorry, I think it'd be long for you. I would say a comment to get information about... Right now, Arlette is fine. If you're... She's beautiful. What's her name? Has anyone actually seen her face? That's a great comment. Name? Yeah, if you're information foraging, that's an acceptable comment. Yeah. That's where I think you're... What else does she have? Bottom 10% because her dude's commenting. No, I was just saying in Safari's like... Knowledge. The type of video. Yeah, yeah. No, it's always nice when you hear somebody knows what you're talking about in terms of something like that. Yeah, yeah. Because really, the guys get to have conversations like this. It's important that we're in the, you know, we're in my man cave dude. Pultable sitting around talking jizz. That's what it's all about. The camera set up's nasty. The camera's nice. Is that new 8K? Spotify's gonna love it. Spotify's gonna go then. These boys blessed us again. The dog's playing poker painting. It does. Spotify's gonna fife, bro. Chill. You're gonna want a chill. Oh, dude, he's trying to ruin our... Yeah, the boomers. No. Oh my god. There's boomers that are going against like the ice people protesting and they're like scream at them and the guys like saying like, oh, Trump. And these like gender couples get around them and steal his glasses. But he's like 55, 60. He starts to run and just falls like each. Falls ass up dude. He slides on all fours with his ass up. Like the chase. The worst fall you can imagine. Like an a it looks a eye. The type of fault. You know, people don't fall like that. This is fake. What sign falls like what's the eye of the oil? He was on. He was like, it was the a he was walking through a protest. He was like fucking queers. He steals his glasses. Falls ass up. I saw that. He got back up and then dude kicked his legs out again. He just went like face first and do a curb. And like a huge gash and had no idea what the fuck was going on. So try to find a guy. He'd go home, man. They're gonna go. Everyone needs to go home on those things. Time to go home. Too dangerous. That's how all boomers will die. Just walking by, brother. Stop it. Yeah. Fuck, beat the shit out of you guys. You're lucky. I don't just get a heart attack. They're so frail, brother. Look at the coldest sand. Boomers have not ran in 30 years. Yeah. If you try to start running, dude, it's over for them. Yeah. If you go from no exercise to like political violence. Yeah, yeah. Fist fight. Yes. A wrestling match in a fist fight. Your debt. Equilibrium is probably like real fucked up. Bro. Yeah. That's been my take from all the fights. It's like go home, dude. Never know what's built for this dude. Stay on the Facebook. All caps on Facebook. Yeah. Stay in your space. Hit them off Facebook. Do not take it to the streets right now. At least let the weather get nice. Chill it, dude. It is too cold. Reaching, dude. That guy was in his glory, though. At first, he was so happy. Yeah. That he took it to the streets. You gotta just let the people take your glasses. You got him. Just go. Yeah, you got my glasses. Yeah, I fell off of this lake. Like, yeah. Oh, yeah. Knees kind of out. Also, and that dude, imagine, though, if you're if you're crushing Fox News all day every day and the fucking live protesters hit your block, there's nothing there. I think there's no. I think Fox is trying to get us into some Iran right now. I think we're back on it. Oh, really? Because they're having protests and we're like, we're with you. Yeah. We're with the protesters. We didn't start this. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, they're like, yeah, there's protests for like a regime change. That's all you got to do. Dude, say our names. Say it one more time. Yeah, true. We're candy, man. The state of the regime changed three times in a minute. Columbia, I'm telling you, they got two more. Bogota. They made a mistake. I mean, here's the thing, though. Do you think Venezuela is going to kind of boss up since they have all this investment getting poured in? If I was a president, Columbia, too, I think you won't fucking pour doing. Yeah, and my wife, aren't you? Speak, tell me what they're doing. Like they get they went through hyperinflation in like 2016. And then all these like doctors and share, we're getting paid like 50 cents a day doing captures to train AI to get smarter. It's like, hey, I had a hard time doing like how many buses are in the squares. So like these people just got like decked with hyperinflation. And then start doing captures all day long for like food pretty much. Yeah. It's tough deck cards to get dealt. That is. That is a tough one. I stand on my Venezuela people. Me too. I'm liberal. I'm liberal. I, I guess, I guess, I guess the lives you stand with Venezuela's you want to build the wall? No, I don't. Yeah, you want to build it? No, I don't, dude. Don't even fucking joke about that. I'm looking at the wall. I'm fucking on the beach as well. Gerard, I just went through a fucking crazy showing for a house. We're. Yes, as well. Down down. I was like going through on this fucking sick. And then like we're going through it and then the garage is awesome. But like on the floor of the garage. And like these red letters was 14. I lightning bolt 88. I was like, no one knows what this means. Really? Yeah. Wait, is that SS? Oh yeah, that's 14 is like the letter, the 14 words that live by 88 Taylor. Damn. He's a proud white man. What? On the ground right now. Proud white man. Also using Zillow. Yeah. Really? Just a beta. Yeah, it is funny that Nazis still have to do all that. My house is on fucking. True. Oh, Zillow fucking bullshit. Oh, checking your zestimate too. On Zillow going like soon it goes down. You're like. False start looking around like where are you? Who are you? Blame for this. Oh, never mind, I remember. I remember his fault. He's 50,000 ever asking. Yeah, fuck it. Damn. Yeah, that's pretty, that's, I mean borderline exciting. He never really sees stuff like. Yeah, you never see an actual word. I know. Sweet. I knew of somebody. Oh, fuck. I knew I knew of somebody who was in like a long-term relationship with this guy. And like it got pretty serious and then they finally realized this guy by night would be online like full white supremacy. Yeah, I got it for you to. And had like break the relic. They were dating for like years. And the relationship broke. Give the chat logs. She got the chat log. I think logged on to the computer. Maybe thinking like is there any hose in this house? And it was just straight up like we most presented for the future. She was like, God damn. Geez. I love that. God, I think he was just like working by day and then you know, by night. He was trained by day. He was trained by day. Hate by not really everybody on the internet. Who comments on you? Wins a five fucking face. It's just so funny. You know, like, you know, I don't know what you're laughing at. Liver King's literally going to break through this window. I hope he does, dude. You want to know? Are you talking like this? Don't know how I'm answering. Nah, Liver King would respect that, bro. If you knew you were close to suicide, he would probably hit you with the ancestral tennis and build you up. True. It's kind of guy he is for real, honestly. I like Liver King. I just I wish he never lied. That's all. You can see him in front of the crumbled cookies with fucking like swinging at a club. I like that. Chromal cookies so bad for you. Chromal cookies. That's why Liver King's out there with a club. I think he went to Waterburger one time with his sons and got like a crazy ass meal. Got like 50 burgers. Clip it. Joe Gwirl. Joe Gwirl, Billy McCostor. Liver King went to Waterburger. He got crazy asses. I see the clip. Fucking crazy. He said he was going to teach his sons how like normal people got to eat. And it was like 50 burgers. 20 for hot. His milkshake. So does. Yeah, like me. He's soft. Yeah. Yeah, like school did in the boys ago. Bacon either. Say I'm not just liver King. There's a couple of bros out here right now stopping people from going in a fast three places and they off you 100 bucks. Say going in the Taco Bell. They're going to give you 100 bucks. I'll fuck you. I'll walk out and get out of my way. Give me a cheesy. Gurdini. I love those. You see a lot of people. They see the hunter. They go. No, give a fucking. Bosh. Okay. Taco Bell. Also, you have it on the mind. So you go if you're in the parking lot of Taco Bell, almost nothing can stop you. You've driven there. You're you're going in. It's just funny watching you go. Nah. Nah, I'm talking. I'm going to eat this. This is for the. I love. She's going to. Contrap supreme. I try to get one of my kanksburg when I left the after going to the race track. They fucked my order out. Oh, really? Yeah. What happened? They gave me rabbit food. And I was just like, I whatever. Probably better off not getting it. Well, was it tomatoes and lettuce on the cheese. We're dead. Bro. Now, how do they? How do they forget to meet? It's how I've known people to happen to them. McDonald's where you get a burger. No, I think they had me as well. Yeah, they meet that everything. He just doesn't like vegetables at all. No, they put the. Oh, pick it off. I agree. It's a cheese to go to the crunch. I'll find out. You got this supreme. They gave you the supreme. Cold. True. Didn't take off the tomatoes. You guys should just. I don't even want to bring it up. What? The square, the line dancing. Oh, okay. Makes me sad. All right. Well, if it makes you sad, yeah, it's true. Don't I've told them both already. Oh, okay. The way you rushed into the room and pushed the girl out of the way to dance next year, sweetheart. Hey, take a look at the rest of the way. We are. She, she was very, very pretty. She's really pretty, but, uh, you know, the shoved a woman out of the way. Like literally and the woman wouldn't hold on. What was that? It couldn't be further from the truth. Are you sure? Did I shove a woman out of the way? Yeah. No. Did you put your hands on her? No. You never touched her. Absolutely. I watched you touch her. Okay. You were like literally like, could I imagine a scenario where you you boxed her up physically boxed her out and started dancing? Wow. Kind of said you in, but you're not. Well, hold on. For the person who's further from the truth is crazy. The way that you phrased it, I did like it. It makes you sound boxed out instead of shelf. Yeah. And dancing while boxing out a little. Come on. I'm like, no, it's not that. It can. I we can't have this kind of good. You get it to upset by everyone's all. Okay. We could bring down a witness. I'm saying up. We could bring down two witnesses right now. In the way. And he was dancing. It was a very pretty girl. Let's address what's actually happening. Okay. Which is the only one dancing. So she's just sitting to watch me to find a reason to get upset by what I'm doing. No, I was very excited for you and I was happy for you. I was happy for you the entire time. That's a bully. It was. What was going on? You said there's nothing I was going to do. There was a hole under the piece of scrutiny. Yeah. Because that's what he's there to do. No, I was there to drink and have a good time. Which is watching me watching you dance. Yes. Yeah, watch it. But you like dancing. So what's the problem? I like watching you dance. Because you're watching to make fun of me. Oh, no, no. Yes. I was excited to see your moves. And you had good moves and I was saying, damn Steve, you're pretty good at this. Okay, fair enough. If you're in it. So anyway, I was excited that I had two dances I knew I'd do. One of them came on. I boxed out one of our colleagues to dance with this pretty woman. And she called me out. And he was right. I should have done it. It was it was the line right in front of us. So it was like from media. I was sitting down. I watched Steve come running back from the bar with two drinks. Because he went to get us drinks. Yeah, the songs started playing while he was at the bar. So he was in a hurry to get back. Yeah. Because he wanted to show this lady the moves. Yeah. Which I understand. Then he comes running back, puts them on the table. There's now since he left, somebody filled his spot in the line dancing. So the only place he could go to get next to is to push that person out of the way. And I knew he was going to do it. And I sat there and watched him put the drinks down and start to shove a girl out of the way who didn't move. Which was pretty crazy. That's pretty well. She didn't get out of the way. She kept dancing. While he was like, she's awesome. By the way, what's that? We know her. She's awesome. Oh, I think she's great. I was so happy. She stood her ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was so proud of her. But while he was doing it, I said, Steve, you're the ornian sky honors. And then he stormed off the dance order. He's like, don't call me ornian. Storm down. Yeah, I don't work when he yells that stuff. She ain't doesn't like when you talk to women. I've never been in a situation where if I'm talking to a woman that you don't come up and I don't. All right, you're telling me it's a bit of a play, Hayda. I see. Yeah, I will say I do hate the game. I don't typically add on Hayda players. I hate the game. Yeah, I hate it. If I see someone doing moves to try to get a girl, we're just talking to a girl. Talking to her, you talk to several women that night. Did I interrupt once? No, arrest my case. All right. Now when you shove the coworker out of the way, get next to a woman, did I speak? It was a sloppy move. I were good. It was a sloppy, it was incredibly sloppy. Did anything come of it? No, as soon as he stopped, a jack dude with a ball at the game, I remember it started grinding on that girl. What are you on do? No, several other women were talking on the whole time. And I was delighted for you. That's very nice. Have you ever sent you over the edge? Box out was, especially when it's because the whole time I saw him coming, I was like, there's no way he's about to do what I know he's about to do. If any of my friends boxed a girl out to get next to a girl, I'd be like, it doesn't matter who it is. I go, what the fuck are you doing? Dude, that's crazy. You're so horny. Yeah, so I just take the warrior sky on earth to stop. Yeah, I take advantage. You watch me box out a girl to get close to another girl. What would you say? I would be so happy. I mean, even Jesus dropped the cross three times. There's nothing wrong with it. True. So actually, being at a bar, hearing the song coming on, knowing the babes there, going, oh, this is my song. It's a pressure. He was excited. That's a pressure. I mean, one time people do stupid shit with it. Fucking rev them. And I'm allowed to say it. I'm allowed to go do what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, I have that. What are you doing? If this is how we do it, comes on. I'll go. You get out my favorite fucking song. Now, would you shove a woman out of the way to get close to one? See myself. I can see myself shove, making the mistake of boxing out for sure. Under oath, I would describe it as a sledgehoaf. Under oath. Okay. Box out of swear, Dan. With elbows. How about that? Is that a fair? It was a foul. It was a foul. If it was on the basketball court there, teed him up. He was jayman. It was a physical box out. Can't wait, dad. Eyes on you. I couldn't. Can't wait. Please, Steve. Steve, you can't wait. Steve, you're talking to women. Steve, you'll be in bed when I'm talking to the bags, dude. I don't talk to a woman before 10 p.m. True. That's your end of life. Dude. Yeah. I just start staying up late. I'm out. I just start staying up late. I'm going to watch you should do vampire blood. You cannot, man. You cannot, man. You're horny. I would love that. I welcome that. I welcome that type of scrutiny. No. You need to know I'm not a crook. There would be funny if he just got hammered trying to stay up late and then he was only going to a movie date and you're like, you horny mother. I'd have him removed from the building. Now, I'd like you to please answer me. What would you do if you saw me kind of going like this to one girl to go to the girl next to me? What would you say? I put the blinders on like you get to work. You're feeling like I would get the boy. It's not me. Don't fit to me like that. I would not. No, I'm more of a tabulator. I would tabulate. Dude, I'd wait till later. Interesting. That was crazy. That's a wild one. I couldn't contain myself. Once I saw it, I was like, Well, especially you were, he was like, he was jammed up to get to the floor and you were in clock and you were like, I know it's about to happen. Yeah. Which is also another big pressure. So when he hit the, hit the foul. But I, I mean, I'm sad you think that I was there and the criticised you. I told you I wasn't. I was there. I was genuinely happy to watch you. You were fronting. It was nice. Sure. But and I do also want to say that I appreciate being, you know, teased about stuff like, because it's important to have checks and balances. Sure. And it is true that like, but for you in my life, I'd probably be you'd be doing that for real. The game is real. If you're doing that a lot, there's no doubt. If the players in the game mean these rules. It's right. And I'd run a mock. Happy. He's not afraid to run a mock. If I didn't have a fish bowl, you know, I'd be, that's how surprise sex happens. What? Have you pulled from swear dancing? No. Interesting. I watched it. You definitely pulled. You were, you were doing well. Seeds are planning. I saw some numbers get exchanged. Oh, I went out on a few dates with, yeah. There we go. Yeah. And very attractive woman. Nice work. Oh, thanks. Yeah. That's, it's, it's just because of the show. So, yeah, sure. You got to do something. You get some fuck. What else have we done? Yeah. That's nasty. So those years are worth it. It did hurt. It did hurt when the Jack Smolk guy came in and stole your big goods. No, that guy's awesome. First of all. No, but he's, they've seen what's going on. There's a lot of wolves in that building. Yeah. There's a lot of, there's a lot of cowboys in fucking Eastern Pennsylvania. Yeah. Yeah. So how the guys role playing in there for girls. Yeah. True. I mean, that's a classic shepherd, dude. I watched him. He'll be the wolf basically, basically Chris Kyle. Or whatever. Oh, that's, that is the end Chris Kyle. The American sniper. Yeah. You got, you're either a wolf or a shepherd son or, you know, or a sheep, which one of you? I'm a shepherd. You're a wolf. But those, these big times, dude, I'd be, you push the sweet sheep out of the way to be a predator. It's no sheep. And that's a shepherd. She's no sheep. No, that's, that's, that's, she's no sheep. She thinks she's up to no good. Not the sheep, no good, but that's, you know, there's the sheep, that's, that's, yeah. I mean, I will say her sticking around seemed like she was being funny. Yeah. Because anybody else would have gotten out of the way. She's very funny. She stayed there because she knew what he was doing. Yeah. She kind of, she kind of was like, she kind of was like, what are you going to do about it? Type and Steve was ready to go. He would go as far as it took. Yeah. If I didn't intervene, you would have thrown her to the ground. The young man that got aligned in the corner. Well, he knew each other while doing this. He was a proud and fool. It was a, I would describe it as a square. And they were, they were at the corner, the front corner. Why just a close by something again? He had no other spot for him to go right there. And he went, yeah, I was wrong. I said, ow, whoo. I was wrong. He's a wolf, dude. I was wrong. And you barrisped me. Sorry. Sorry about that. I mean to do that too. We were on the clip of the fucking liver king. I said, fucking whatever. I liver king went to water burger with his friends and had crazy meals. That was so funny. The Billy Macau square hour. That was so funny. It's hard to next to him. Breaking balls. A colossus in the game. I was like, I can't keep up. Shut the fuck up, Billy. Now I think you're the funniest. You're the funniest dude. Shut the fuck up. Fond you must be a motherfucker. You're the funniest. You must be a motherfucker. I thought about it. I mean, that was sometimes you shouldn't talk. I did trust me. Look. I hate it. Well, he was like, I don't say yes. Sometimes it's going to be all the best of 2026. That's right. That's right. Those fuckers that go to line dance. The young kids that go to line dance, you got to watch out for them. Yeah, they got 1488 in the garage. No, they don't. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. They're like, the line dance was inside for the kids. You see those kids that are like 24 a person that like get ready with me, a life in the day of a 25 year old and like Houston? That's exactly who fuck it. That was Mr. Steal Your Girl. That was Mr. Steal Your Girl. They're terrifying. He was a handsome fella. Gotcha. Yeah. The guy who came in and stole your prize. It was not my brother. You parade around. You were going for it. Yeah, you were dancing for a while. She was showing you. She was teaching you moves. Did I say something? Did I say something? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, and we're back. Yeah, we're back. You're fired up. I should've heard that last bit. No, no, no. I think it's fair. Steve, it's context. Context, man. Yeah, yeah. You want to make a freak, you know? Yeah, yeah. You're totally fair. You, we're allied right now in this episode. You're an eye out, guys, dude. We're fucking you're. You guys are both in the lead. We're sweet. You guys have been allies. The customer brothers are on your side. It's the most beautiful. You get to the world. I'm Germany. You're way. I'm Germany. Sorry. Sorry. I call Germany. You're England. You're England. I had to do it. Bowling. I had to dig bowling right away. You're France. You're next. Oh, they're not. I'm your sister. I'm your sister. I'm sorry. I'm going to fucking go myself. You're my sister. I'm going to kill everyone here. I'm going to starve to death in front of you. You know what? We put the crippling financial sanctions on Russia. Yeah. Supposedly put them back to the storage. Like, what happened there? Monies fake. Yeah. Wait, is that recently? No, that was like, battle way. I changed your profile picture to the Ukraine flag and said, like, Russia. Well, they had that fucking pipeline. They supplied only supply Europe with all their actual gas. I think then something happened to it. I don't know, and even knows. Fuck it. Somehow somebody blew it up. We wouldn't do that to our allies. No. Anyway, so I didn't mean to kill the capital. But whatever it was talking about Venezuela, I wanted to say that too. Just for a moment. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what was supposed to be back to the Stone Age? And it's like, if what's, how is that still working? The prediction is they're going to grind their economy to dust with the war and eventually they'll collapse again. Okay. That's the prediction. The equipment I've seen them using over there, though, can't be that fucking expensive. Jason Bats. I mean, it's like a fucking tank. It's like a, yeah. It's covered in battle tanks. It's for really about, they have to have battle-bots tanks because they could hit with drones. Yeah. So the older tanks have like 10 feet of shit hanging off of them. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. And their drones are like best-byed drones. That's all you need. I'm pretty grand a month from Best Byfun's lore. Honestly. I wonder if after this war they'll get brought into the fold on favorable terms. I never rush as the worst luck. Why? They just be getting shit on forever. They think they're getting shit on forever. They really have. Why would they fucking hate rush it, bro? But they, didn't they help us big time in fucking WWE, too? Yeah. No, everyone forgets about that. They helped us. And on this podcast, we don't bring out passwars. That's my wonderl. What? Michael. Michael from Love on the Spectrum started a podcast and he was like, in this podcast, we have one rule. We do not speak on passwars. That's a good laugh. Yeah. I'm a real like. Yeah. Good for him. Did he get his hands on the wrong book? Where's the liquid death money? Yeah, dude. I don't want you to feel bad about anything you do. No. Time out. I don't want you to feel bad about, we're worried about it because I truly mean what I say about that, which is like, I need checks and balances on. Well, I like what you're doing. Cowboy at tank top snake boots. I support that. They're not snake, but I do have cowboy boots. You should think about getting snake skins or gators. You could be the man in black. They get all black. Cowboy at. No, no, it's all like browns and tans. No. You got to, he cock a little bit. No, no, no. I've done that. You've been done. Yeah. Not even a feather in your cap. No. I would wait to be mastered the dance before you all black. No, but Evelyn, she got me one that was really funny. That's awesome. Yeah, really? Yeah. Do you think you're going to stay in line dance or move on to different? I've already started doing some jive. Here we go. Yeah. Like a fucking jive. Jive? Well, you're going to see it's in the show. It's like, because before the customer walks in the day, like I'm demonstrating the chialis of some new dance techniques. Yeah. We're excited to have you tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be a good last. Yeah. Good old time. Sorry. This is boring topic really quick, but as you may have seen the rehearsal too, like the one where he goes and he never mind. All right. What is that? It's a new fielder. What's for rehearsal too? It's like that Nathan Field. I was going to say, oh, he goes into an airplane. Yeah. I heard of it. Yeah. I heard it's really good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Our grandfather liked Big Bang. He also loved her album. Our grandfather liked it. He was creating a monster. I tried so hard. Yeah. Just a minute ago, I was apologizing. And then he hit me with his new dance and the fucking... Baby, baby, baby. Big Bang, baby. Big Bang, baby. That's fucking bullshit. That sucks ass. Fuck. What's the next step after death? Whatever comes up on the YouTube, it's easy. I didn't like... I really need you to get into cramping. Yes. Oh, please get into cramping. Yeah, cramping with me. Well, I do it at some point though. I want to show you the fake ID. I mean, I do the fake ID. Line dance. Because I... I'm gonna... I'd like to see it. When we finally get a day off, I'm gonna go back to line dancing with you. Yeah. That's awesome. I love it. That's when we're gonna have to show up some people. Because I need a lot of space. Okay. Yeah, you go... Sure. We can clear it out for you. Okay. That place would be so high if we clear it out for you to dance. Yeah. To make the account and do... What's that? Do you ever see the account too? No. To dancing and they get a big fight. No. They're gonna play a line dance and they get a big fight. It's exactly what's gonna happen. We can look it up. It's called Foot Loose, The Remake, Fake ID, and then it's... And you mastered the dance from the movie? Oh, I... Or is it just the... I definitely have it down. I wouldn't say I've mastered it, because there's... Dude, there's people with that line dance. They're black dude and the white guy... He is killing it. The girl, the girl. The girl. The girl. The girl. The girl. She's enjoyable to watch. Yeah. And then a little lady. Fucking tight. And then Gerby's gets out there. And then what it was all over, then she and Ditz drank. He started playing Ditz. Yeah. Ditz? Well, it's everybody last. I got out on the floor. This lady was being mean to him for no reason. What the hell? Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Straight up yelling at him for something. Yeah. What was that? What did she say? She was just saying like you're... I'm not good at her. I don't know. I'm fucked up. Yeah. It was like sitting down. She came over like, hey, fuck. Yeah, like I was like, alright. It might have been Megan either. And I tried to just like walk between them. And then he was like, he just changed his kind of stuff like this. And then he just don't worry about it. And then he's like, to her, he's like, you... You... That's just good, clean fun. That's just good, clean fun. Back to Drake, damn, right? Yeah. Yeah. Getting the thumbs down, that's what you get. That's all you need to do is somebody. Bitch. Don't be afraid to talk after the waterburger thing. Oh, sorry. It's just hard to keep up. Waterburger fiasco. Maybe he's just editing me out of the entire thing. No, we're playing now. I can't wait. I should roll. That was so good. That's the Beijing on episode. I should roll. No. Who hit that burp? Probably Matt. Matt, Matt. Oh, yeah. I'm starting at my raise. I really apologize. I got spit. I didn't know. And then you said that. I'm like, my mouth does taste pretty horrible right now. I got spit. I basically hate the other half. He burped up tacos. He has like, brother, literally smells like a just... I hate the smell of burps. I apologize. I said, it has anything breaking down. Shit. It's like fully cooked meal. It doesn't even smell bad, dude. I hate like a pint of guac before I did this. That shit stays with you all night long. Yeah, I'll be. Yeah, that was bad. I'm sorry. We'll say when you start filming now, you forget how much of a pussy you are. What? Dude, I have to wake up early. It's crazy. Yeah. 618 for me tomorrow. Woof. Early call time. I started doing calisthenics and it makes me want to fucking die. Cool. Yeah. What do you do? I'm doing like three polps at a time. It's so embarrassing. No. I mean, it's... Polps are hard. I feel real like trans. Just to make it less embarrassing. I'm fucked up. True. Just taking my tits back out. Yeah. You're 10 polps in. True. It is the most embarrassing thing in the world. Just failing doing three polps. Yeah, to do it though. At least you can do three, dude. That's pretty good. That's what I was saying. Three is like three of us. Three of us. Yeah, three over and over again, dude. I'm gonna call the Reels there, yeah, every time. Yeah, that's awesome. Go right in the race. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Well, we did think we've done it, dude. Thank you all. Yeah, great seeing you. And Matt, when you head back down Austinway, I'll be on down the fort with these two fellows. True. And get spod dog in here. Oh, dude, dude, get... Yeah, you guys are gonna get to know each other a little better. Awesome. And he is a delight. But I mean, me and Gerber, we go fucking together. We had a time. Yeah. Was that with Phil? Yeah. Tell it. He was using women's gloves. It was in a good time. Yeah, until you got his code. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm too twice. I don't know. That's like good, clean, fun. Dude, why did you get so upset about that? I was down. I was down. Don't like it. Because I was drunk and I bumped him down. You don't like mass around the golf course? That's right. Okay. It's a gentleman's game. I can't... If people are taking golf seriously, I get very mad. Yeah. He's turning into jackass. Bro, I was going fucking like less than... Your car was so slow. Lane, with your hand. He became... He became... He was a friend. No one was home. Oh, here, here. We were having a good time. Yeah, you guys were having a good time, yeah. The bumps were not hard. They were light bumps. It was definitely not jackass. Fair enough. Admit they were light bumps. They were 100% light bumps. Did you ever react? No. He became dominant daddy. He did, don't me. Yeah, he did. Had my own golf out. It's perfectly okay to say, hey, I don't like this. Bouncing that bounce is yeah. That's not overreactive. Hold on, hold on. If somebody bumps somebody's... If somebody bumps my car and I turn around and said, hey, I don't like that. Bounce with buster. What are you think is going to happen? You're getting bumped. Right. So, I mean, check me immediately. And so all I'm going to do is say, you know what? I'll put my foot down. This is my thing. I said, Chris, let me out. Yeah, as soon as he got out of the car, that's just too stupid. You just started steering me. Shades. And then I said, well, how do you diffuse this? Yeah. Now, so I just sort of laid there and took it. It was really... One second, as soon as I saw you were actually sad, I left you alone. I don't think there was time dilation going on there. Sure. But, well, I was very annoyed. Yeah, you got mad at it. I got mad at the whole fucking... I don't tolerate that. I didn't tolerate. I don't know what I said. I said, hey, don't bump me. I said, I'm not on your level as the exact... That was what he did. Oh, I'm not on your level right now. I don't feel like dealing with this. I'm not dealing with this. I'm not on your level right now. Oh, that's a great thing to say. Clear boundary set. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Why'd you take it so bad? Gerva was unreal. It's so bad. You got the corn when it was... That's how you... My mom was like, come say hi to people and you're like, absolutely not. How many people am I saying hi to? A lot of people... You got to say, I know a lot of people. It's a fucking downcent in the charity. Or it's a charity event for Downcentrum. I thought we were done with the obligation of doing the charity. Is that an internet tour? No, it's fine. Yeah, no, I feel bad. You should have feel bad. You did exactly what you would do. Sure. No one was like, what the fuck? Well, I'll go back to the church. The film was like, where the fuck's Gerva? I was like, you went home and that was it. We went home. It's tired. He got bumped. He got bumped. He got up his grill and grilled. He got bumped twice. Yeah. 18th. 17th. All the way down 17. Turn out 18. All the way up 18. It made it a funny... It's slow round. It made it, it was funny when I was... There's like corporate outings. Yeah. Made it was funny when I was playing flight of the Valkyries on the Bluetooth while chasing it. That is jackass. Sure. It's great. You got it. You got a mad dog on bump them back. It's hard. It's not a free... He was the VC. I was in a helicopter playing Fortinet songs. He hit the deck, dude. I hated it. But your dad was a blast. Yeah, he's off. Yeah, he's a man. Chris was reminding us of one of his lines, because Billy's backswing was really quick. And Billy was just joking with him, like, I missed that, because you were talking to my backswing, and your dad's like, I had to be an auctioneer to talk to your backswing. I heard you were out in front of the whole group. You didn't want to play Best Bowl. No, I didn't even know what we were doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I figured it out. First, you just joked on his own way. Yeah, and it was following me. And they're like, don't do that. I said, why are you just... And I don't even understand the rules. Yeah. But we got it. There you go. Who won? There's another event. Your sister's got coming up. I don't even know. We'll do one. Yeah. We're doing it. I'll get you out there. I'm going to be there. If you get bumps... You know what? The problem is, I can't go to war with you. You can. No, I can't. You have the ultimate weapon, which is you can make me feel very bad. No, I can't. Yeah, you can. You make me feel sad. Not in the moment. When you get hurt, I feel sad. So I had to get physically hurt. No, not physically. I just... No, no, no. You've never been physically hurt. But why? It was very gentle with your penis. You were... I said, that's... I completely never ball-tap you. I... We've always said that nobody is better at it. Nobody's better at handling the dick and nuts. He's... I got a book on it. I got a book on it. He got a book on it. He got a book on it. He got a book on it. He comes first. So that is his follow-up. He comes next. He comes next. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's a real follow-up? It's a real follow-up. But it ordered it is not worth the follow-up. I'm going to take a look at this all the time. No, because that's all about how to please guys. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. That's what I thought it was. I think that's all right. He comes fast. Go author, no. You, he wrote the book by himself? Apparently. I mean, he's... I'd be such an easy book to write. I could write a fucking tomb, yeah. That's all I'd like. And... And... It checks out. It makes a whole lot of sense. What's the cover on? I'm not going to name the author. It was a Jewish author. You guys hate Jewish sex, dude. It's crazy to stay out of the Jewish bedroom. Jewish bedroom is... In fact, dude. That's what the butt-plug-grab, I says. They have the Jewish bedroom. Pierce your obsessed with the Jewish bedroom. Click the old early life on the Wikipedia. Where is he from? Brooklyn. He's also Jewish. Thank you for being with me. They don't do that to any other religion. I rarely do that to any religion. In the early life on any famous person, if you click it, if they're Jewish, it's immediate. Almost like... The A.B.L. runs. His grandparents were one-quarter Jew. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You do. Yeah, it's the fucking Gestapo on that thing. It's really crazy. The A.B.L. are fucking, I think they do shit on Wikipedia. Like they scour that shit. And they're adding? Yes. They get numbers. I mean, anyone who rules like he was Jewish. Hey, he's claiming to... Hold on. Do you have a Wikipedia? No. Yes, you do. You have to have a Wikipedia. Oh, yeah. You don't even know, yeah. I mean, you don't. But you're on Wikipedia. You should. Yeah, you should, really. I don't know if you can edit them anymore, though. I don't know. You don't have it. Oh, whatever. This fucking thing is. What is that? Personal life. The condition is aggravated by... I don't want to be here for Google, me. What the fuck is WikiTia? No, no, I mean, it's probably something's theater data. Got me. Now you don't have a Wikipedia. Damn, you got one, Gerberan. You're going to get one after this. After Jewish. Early life. Early life. Early life. Early life. Jewish. So true though, everything I've never seen it. It's rare. It's rare. Yeah. I started editing them in their early life. Just putting... Yes. Turns out? Yes. Change his name when he was 15. Gerberan. You're wild, man. You're going to see him tomorrow. I can't wait. He's balling out this season. I can't wait. It's so much fun. It is fun. I kind of suck. I kind of suck to the second half. You're not even a second half, I swear. What do you mean? I mean, a lot of scenes after a launch, dude. And it's just... What do you read for launch? Cobb salad. He's a salad. It's light. It's just... We're getting tired. You get tired. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, everyone's tired. It's like an after. No, obviously he's all singing. No, we have catering ladies bring around. It's fucking insane, dude. We bring a tray of fucking Wendy's burgers, yes. Yeah. Some of the veg just thinking an hour after launch. Just like we got cheeseburgers. Remember last time they brought a giant thing of soup and just give everyone a big cream soup. Delicious. Yeah, it's nuts. You should let me get the doge that shit. Cut all that out, save as much money as possible. True. Give people longer. Takeda's from 7-Eleven. 15. If you want them, take them. They're so good, bro. Yeah, they are. I haven't gotten them in long time. 15 years, but every single time I'm at the register about the biceps ends, I go, ooh. You and me used to have something. There she is. That was always blackout clues. I'd wake up and go. Every single time. This fall. 7-Eleven and watch us throughout going there. I'll get like a dozen 7-Eleven wings. Yes. Yeah. Through up every single time. Oh, my God. Crazy. All right. Well, it's a good one. You do. We got an hour and a half. Cam. Cam, stay. Yeah. We're not all that way that works. Sorry. Bill, thank you very much. I like the story. Nothing to be sorry, but see, this is their defense against me. For real. You heard my feelings. You can't hurt me. And then I genuinely feel bad. You feel bad. The liver can't feel bad for you. You know, I didn't mean to make fun of you like that. The liver king story's already known. It's already known. You know, you've got a watch. It's the hard thing you know. The liver king went to water burger with this family. It got a crazy meal. Look it up. The liver king, a well-talked to my fucking fucking friend. Look up, liver king, a water brain. It's fucking amazing. I will. He teaches his head how to go underneath. See it. Oh, you should go all wrong, dude. Yeah, I should fucking tell this man right away. Dude, did you see liver king? What the water burger with this? Vali, you got a crazy fucking meal. I was ashamed. You got things going. You're talking about small things. That was crazy. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. got no move bro. He's that's what I say. I'll get all fours behind him and then push and then jump on top. You think you're gonna sneak up on the king. Dude, you bet's not missed. Yeah, that would be the problem he's missing. You think you're gonna yank on the pole's beer. You don't talk on Superman's cape. You don't pull on whatever king's beard dude. I can tell you that. You think you're gonna fucking hit him with like three stitches. He kicks his ass off. Fuck, I was dog. Everybody got pissed at all. But he went into caravan, Austin. They got arrested. Oh, God fucking cops on never king. He said, how you deal with his ass? He's a man of crawled in the hallways. At the four seasons. Yeah. Imagine if you open your door. It smells like shit. Oh man. I have I want nothing but peace with the liver king for real. Yeah, you night. The king just for the record. Dude, he's your my war mode versus liver king's nice. It's not. I was not gonna agree with you. What? Spud's not gonna be happy. You signed him up for this. He's got family, dude. Three point out. Good and true. He said they still lie. He's just 100% gonna get to. I don't fucking care dude. I find where you are. He's so nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm afraid for him. True. He's going through. He's going through a tough time. True scared. Good church. I'm genuinely scared. Yes. Brian Johnson wants to do not live forever. Brian Johnson. The other Brian Johnson. That's the guy. The guy to be afraid of is the fucking Brian Johnson lives forever. Guys trying to be like fucking 200. Oh, that fucking guy. Transluse true. That guy is gay. He's just transiting in the government. Yeah. There's a guy out there that wants he's 60. I think he's trying to do it. He's becoming a Jewish man. Is that right? Did he see the 23 meters at fake? No, what? Someone swam their bearded dragon toy three of me. No. Send it in and he came back off. Come on. He's too. Oh my goodness. Dude. That's not true. Look at him. That's like the sick of bearded dragons early lives. Oh my god. Like a idiot. Too much. Brian Johnson is just trying to become a reptile. Where'd you see that? Look at him. I don't fucking know. Nothing. He's 20, 30, 30, 30. That's a big, full after the liver king meal. I just looked at him and the guy. That'd be funny. You should have two. We got a fact check that. The fact check. I don't care. It's funny. Is it true? It's just exposing total fraud. It has nothing to do with the actual result. But the actual result is Ashkenazi Joe 51% Ashkenazi Joe. Jesus. This bad lizard is 48% West Asian and 51% Ashkenazi Joe. Could have been any ethnicity. It came back to that. Even if it's fraud, it's still funny. It's funny. He's so, absolutely hilarious. He's so funny. Brian Johnson is going to eventually start eating bugs. Try to over it. Topple regimes. So we got the good boss driver to dickhead Kelly. Hey, you got to sit up front now. I had to sit up front for half a year. I believe it, dude. I was crawling under the seats in the bus. I believe that. Getting dirty as shit first thing in the morning. Have you ever do that? Yeah, I'd crawl under there. It is nice. I didn't mind that. Get to the wheel well and then you go, oh, yeah, stop. You just were under the seat. I called the full year in front of the bus. Soon as I walked on bus driver looked at me and my cousin was like, up here, Matt and Pat get to the front. Yeah, you divide. We had to divide. We should sit. You're bad on brush. Hide behind the seat as soon as you go to the mirror and stuff down. And she was like, enough, just, you know, the whole, I don't know what you're doing. How about under the bleachers at a high school game? You ever get under there? No. It's good stuff down there. Yeah, I think I sip Tennessee under there one time. That's crazy. That's pretty sick. Yeah, that was good. I'll get to my sister's basketball games that run under there. Oh, yeah. That's fun stuff. That is fun. Reach up. Grab some of those ankles. That's good stuff. All right. We've done enough. We did. We did. We did. Thank you guys. Love you guys. Yeah, yeah. I love you. Thank you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Nothing to love. Missed you. Goodbye, everybody. Watch new episodes of Matt and Shane Secret Podcast on Sponify. Do it.