#633 - Trevor Wallace

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He's a content creator He has his own podcast called stiff socks and his new tour is happening right now called alpha beta male You can go check that out. I'm grateful for his return. Today's guest is Trevor Wallace That's crazy. I'm gonna start poaching. I'll give a fuck dude. I met people poach me Mr. Beast is taking some of my guys. Has he really? Yeah, dude. No way I'm poaching. I don't think a mr. Beast took some of your guys Let's start right there. That's why mr. Beast Well, I mean he hires just the best of the best and what he does is he'll like kind of like it's not him It's like people who work under him Just finding all the best people in the industry and honestly, I don't blame him because I've worked with some people that like You the whole the line on the resume so strong because you get it in you're like this is a very simple thing the simple edit You can do this right mock mock this edit in this edit and he's like yeah, yeah, yeah, and you get it back and you just want to be like You know what fuck it colon in the lines first. Let me see that spell your name alphabetically first Yeah, people will put trap beats and shit to you But he just takes the best of the best and like people in that town where's greenville green's bro Maybe it's near ECU wherever that one is okay, and that's a they got a pirate as a mascot which 2026 I don't know if you can do that anymore green bill, but that's true, buddy Yeah, part surely he'll shove in bust all your mascots and honestly after losing a leg Why would you still want to be on a ship that doesn't seem like a very like steady place to be this like a lot of a lot of wobbles going on there And I love mr. Beast. I'll say that he's a good guy, but he's smart for just taking the best of luck I think at a certain point you realize like it's almost good. It's like it's like if you have a hot girlfriend and she gets hit on at a bar I'm not mad. Yeah, I'm mad if nobody hits on my girlfriend Yeah, dude if somebody just comes up and talks to you and you introduce me your girlfriend And they don't even look at her. Oh, yeah, dude I think the most disrespectful thing you can say to a guy after they you like show them their girlfriend I'm like oh man as long as you're happy Oh Not anymore. I'm gonna take my own life She's free now. Yeah, bro I'm gonna definitely go get her hair braided or something or like get her rode up or something you have to do something then Yeah, but then if somebody looks at your girlfriend three times, dude, you're like whoa, dude You get two free glimpses. It's like monopoly get two free out of jails You get two free glimpses and they better be up top glimpses. They better. I mean looking at her hair line Flavicles up. Yeah, but it is funny that like if you're and I don't think this happens the older you get in life But like when you are Sciadica as you get older it's not as much but like when you start dating somebody it's almost like your boys Like you check her out. She's hot. All right. Look at her tits. Yeah, and then those people get married eventually You're like I've seen your wife's tits. Yeah, why don't I even have the wedding? I've seen I've seen them Yeah, I think it's why like that That's one of the things that I think it'd be wild to know is about if somebody marries like somebody that has like a lot of only fan stuff out there And some like that if that can be because I don't look at only fans But I don't know and some of the stuff might just be photos. I know some of it sex, but um, but it's all it's all X it's it's crazy You're like truly they don't go all the way and you do one reddit search and they're in the dark webs They're going all the way all the way. Oh my god crazy Well, I think they do because it's like behind so many paywalls They're like nobody's gonna see this and even have a shirt on or anything or nothing No, I don't even know if they've it a c on it's like a sweaty place. I don't know man It's there's always music in the background It's always like whizz clea for like young wild and free and I'm like, I don't know if this is the most I feel like this is a song for like a high school graduation Yeah, dude if you're getting kind of shanked down somewhere I think you got to have the a c on a feel like a c on and windows down or like the blinds down Too bright in there. Oh, yeah, but then if some of the dark. I will say this. I haven't been a user pornography. You're still off Yeah, I've had some setbacks. Yeah, yeah, and what sparked that setback. Oh, I'll tell you to trigger anything No, dude you just got something that night frustrated lonesome Laying there like reading and they mean like oh this book isn't enough You know like and it's just a book like a good photos or no It's like all's quiet on the western front or something. It's like oh this book isn't enough to make Touches so bright, you know, yeah, you talking about the dust bull There are a couple scenes in Grapes of wrath that kind of like really well. There is a very like there's a scene where the mom at the end or a woman Who's breastfeeding at the end has to breastfeed a person because like an adult because they just don't have anything to eat? Yes, I've been so hungry before though, but that's like I mean that's Oh, we're already on reddit. It's about to happen. We're two clicks away from tits. Yeah, well let's back out of here because I'm already Well, I'm looking at the Louis K book behind you and some about that cover like that that feels like I'm not gonna. Oh, this is awesome But yeah, dude, I think that's the kind of thing that gets me, you know Yeah, and if I haven't been meditating, I have a little like a moment of peace before like I like react I'm too much observation. Yeah, we're like well, it's like I'm just not as reactive It's like I have a moment of like okay. Well, what do I really want to do here, you know Because then I'll jerk off then I feel bad that type of thing, but overall it's Instant the second it leaves about it. It's like come out regret in and it's like a baton like they're it's like a handoff It's like goodbye goodnight, and then you're sitting there ashamed. Oh How are you in hotel rooms? Are you like after shows? Are you like okay? I can just go straight to sleep or you're just kind of sitting there pacing a little bit Oh, man. I mean, I think it's a variety of stuff, you know, I think I don't know if hotel rooms do it for me Anymore, which is kind of sad because that used to be the thing like you get in a nice room. You got a jerk up when you get in there Just the key cards Yes, like oh, I thought this thing runs on DNA just spray in on the freaking on the on the on the swipe out for it Exactly, and then you stick the do not disturb sign on the nut, but I just feel like Any room I just it's just not home. So it's always gonna feel awkward. It's just like the the AC The AC needs to pick a lane. It's on and it's off. Yeah, it's on those and you're like why you edged me with with AC The AC does feel like it's edging all the time. It's a crazy time. You are think to in the winter You can never get the heat right in your house or your room whatever it is the heat is the worst because it's like It's blazing hot for a second, and then it kind of disappears really fast. It's like I don't know All that stuff's kind of hectic, dude. I mean getting through the winter getting through these days I kind of I never want the year to start. That's what I realized. I do know it. Yeah It's like I'm still like Trying to relax and chill in the year just starts back so fast. You've been taking a break though. Yeah. How you feeling good? Yeah, I'm feeling better for sure Yeah, nice But I want to just keep doing that and that's fine But I think the calendar is just like here. We're going again You know, it's I feel that it takes me a while to like calm down and then the second I started to calm down That's when it starts ramping back up. Yeah, it's like to if you really need to enjoy vacation Let's say you want to week off you almost need like two or three days before and two or three days after to like build in and then till they build up together Do you think like um Do you think it's tougher for people to find like spouses and stuff these days because there's so much like data like so many people Like you've dated your friends and all that kind of stuff. Does that ever affect you think at all? What's the question like if you wanted to find like a girlfriend or something It's tough because you're just like oh man my buddies date her it's like there's just so much oh oh oh oh in the same town I guess it just depends on like the the town capacity. I mean like Where my dad grew but it's like 5,000 people. Yeah, I mean at that point It's like you might have to run it backwards or twice You might have to date somebody you've dated years back just to be like we hit the cycle You know at a strip club on like a Tuesday when it's slow and then like the same dancers come out Yeah, every like three songs or like a new hat or whatever yeah exactly and they just put like love in front of their name Yeah, there's diamond now. There's low diamond. Yeah, you're like this Spanish diamond. Yeah, look China L diamond And that's she's next. I think it depends on the town Yeah, dude. I think that's why guys randomly just move though That's like fucking I'm gonna organ And dudes will be like hey is there is some you don't say not like it to be like hey is there some good out in Oregon or whatever the crazy shit to me some dudes will reply like bro no Put in Oregon bro and they're with the girl right there. They're with a wife The crazy shit is the people that like and I'm sure you've had people like this on your tour I have a girlfriend now, so I don't do this but like I don't like they'll be guys on your tour who are like swiping in the next city They're like meal prep and swipes. Yes. They're like oh, I'm already in Chattanooga. Yeah, we're in San Diego brother What the hell you on yeah? I've had some openers that are like that. They're already in the next city and they're like Oh, I got a girl maybe coming through and I'm like how'd you meet her like I met her on hands or whatever We're we're together now. It's crazy. Yeah, the the pre swipes. I don't know. I mean it's I guess I don't know I guess it's like kind of like ordering an uber for the next day or something Like there's some smart strategy behind it. That's uber eats Yes, sir, sir uber eats out dude a lot of crazy stuff. What did I see that there was a one girl Trisha Trisha Paitas Paitas is running for office. Did you see that do you know her kids names? Uh-uh. I don't know why you would I don't know why I do but her kids names are some kid. Can you pull that up somewhere someone? It's fun. Yeah, it's Elvis and Aquaman who should be in the new Jason memo movie last time Malibu Barbie. Yeah, Malibu Barbie Elvis and Aquaman Moses and their kids. I don't want to talk shit But their names follow a theme of pop culture and iconic figures with Aquaman being a nod to his cancer water sign birth Month and the movie wow and their fourth kid is is Charlie Kirk Oh But this is her right here, so I never thought of is this real she's running for president She's running for office. I believe for Congress I never thought of myself as a political person until I started having kids and realizing like the world could be just so And what is she eating? Is she doing a mukbang while running for office? That's a good way to keep attention though Why the fuck wasn't Biden even got them overnight oats while doing his campaign Eating ideas from years ago, bro that guy was fucking eating his words Bro, can you even imagine the pain that Biden had to go through each day when they put him back up there and they're like Okay, you're going back up there Yeah, I feel like and he didn't have any clue what he was doing Like you've seen people Aaron Rogers. He's like he's still playing but he just wants to be on a beach on iosco Yeah, he just wants to be away I Everyday I think who would want to be president? Oh every day your people yelling at you It seems like the worst But I just when he went out then they put him on that bike. They knew he couldn't do it. It's all crazy. That was the first hit from Another country was the bike. Yeah, when he fell off that bike Or when that bad way that was somebody that was somebody in like north Dakota being like let's take him out Deflate the tires. Yeah, let's wait one of these pedals It would only take a little bit What did what did she say? What else did she say? Let's see is this series that she's running and for those you don't know Trisha paydust is a She's done everything she's Really just culturally well known online on youtube and tic-tog and everything and I believe at one point she did youtuber and influencer krn Um, announce who played his expressives are to make a difference amid horrible stuff in California in the world Calling the idea crazy what vivid from a dream she had she plans to run as a right-end candidate initially And then self-funded campaign her potential slogan potential slogan is California could be good Hey, that's a moderate. I kind of that's a moderate. Yeah Could be good. Yeah, it's fair. Good. Be all right. Hey look at that. Good to get it. It's fair thing to take with people Yeah, that's like I feel like that's like uh two levels You know when you go to like a hot chicken place and they have all the different levels Yeah, and like make America great again is the number one could be good is like the starting point Like California could be good and nugget and then it's like Texas will fuck your ass and then it's like make America great again Wow, that's wild and what is some of just you have a like a Policy what is she kind of running on does she have um any priorities is she saying does she say in that speech? What is going on? How do you even run for president like where do you sign up? Well, this is congress And congress there's a lot of congress people so is congress like the farm league for baseball Total of 535 members of congress dude. That's like the braille improv Yeah, yeah, that felt imagine if that feels The braille improv I'd bomb so hard 100 serving the US Senate and 435 serving the House representatives But can you go back to what her priority was can we get to that? really dark and depressing things but Getting a full-dimensional health means being able to not only deal with my Emotions and spirals and triggers. I need to start dealing with like the world I'm gonna start my state And I really think we're slogan for running will just be like California could be good Okay, this is wild But good for her. What would your slogan be for national? Oh National could be quieter Let's get this shit hype whiteies. Hey, I think that could be it type shit and others and others. Yeah type shit Yeah, who's ready for some tennis Tennessee type shit? No, Tennessee type shit is way better than Titans Tennessee type. Oh, I mean, that's the first improvement. You should be ahead coach somewhere the Tennessee type you had a lot of games Like you know ball. We've had a great deal of games man Well, the college is great the university. I'm a cam wore a shot at the hammy seems like a great kid He's gonna go far. He seems like a nice guy over there for sure. I mean, I only met him one time But he seems nice. Uh, yeah, they've had a rough season over there. They're looking for a new coach right now So I think they're in a lot of rebuilding going on over the Titans total. Well, they should our church of patas Titans could be good Could be good could be good dude. I you're right. It's kind of the perfect motto if she were to win off as the freaky singer it says here um, and this is the hill Set her primary goal would be to raise the age requirement for participating in adult entertainment to 25 I think that's probably a good idea Is that because that's when like the brain is fully developed to be like hey, should I be throwing my post online? Yeah, I think well, I guess that's I mean, I think it's up It's obviously up to the women, but I think having a better understanding of What you want to do before you kind of lock yourself into a video or something is probably it's probably a good idea It is crazy. You can get fully nude on the internet before you can get a bush light You can show bush before getting a bush light. Yeah 18 Pop it out, but you can't go to a bar It is kind of wild, but that was like the original stance with like the war So I we can fire for this country 18, but it can't get a goddamn course latte. Yeah That was it now we've just rotated women can show a push, but they can't get a pacifico Well, that's what I'm running. Yeah, dude. Yeah, you could you could storm the beaches of pacifico But you can't get one you know, that's kind of the crazy part. The wildest uh Maybe they'll do like a like a mashup like the army and only fans would be like army fans Maybe they'll do like a mashup. There's kind of an army going It was like a war going on in the OF world right now like I don't know if it's like fascinating or I don't think we should Try any more attention to it, but like there's some girl like selling the course and everyone's kind of yelling at her Who's settling selling a course? She's selling a course on like how to be like in OF She's doing like and your tape, but for like Poppin it online like like how to like how to do it and do it. Yeah. I guess maybe it's about like different positions or something I think it's like how do I mark it like like if you want to be an OF Girl this is how you would run it and she it's a course like like with any of these guys like Andrea Andrea, no, and yell it It's just a course that they're selling for $6,000 and now other girls who do that are like Hey, why don't you just give this out for free? Like why don't why are you stopping the piece of shit like All this course is not good like the course is getting I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's great. It's up to girls right? It's their bodies. It's their choices about it like But I do think 18 is kind of young. It's very young We had a lady on the layla mechowate and she talked about a lot of pornography that's online. It's not Consensual so a lot there was like a lot of um lawsuits that made uh That made Like porn hub and some of these other sites take down Non-consensual sex so it was sex it had been recorded, but nobody ever signed off and said okay. Yes. I'm okay with you putting that up right So only fans cameelia turr aragel Um places back last for five thousand dollar course people saying it's a scam. I Mean people make courses for everything. It's like if you go and buy this and that's your choice Do I think it's probably the best thing to be kind of marketing? I don't know I'm not a woman. I don't know if but I think I don't know what I want my daughter probably doing that if she's like eight I don't know I'll tell you this it'd be nicer if somebody's 25 and they're able to make that choice probably Yeah, I think it's just anytime people spend money on something There's a sentiment title went where it's like if you pay a premium you're expecting a premium return And then if you log on to it or you buy it and it's just a shit course then you're instantly mad So a lot of those courses are pretty mid though Remember all those ones during coven on facebook. They were like It was like the like everybody was putting a course up. It felt like yeah I mean, I did one at one point two. I just did what early early early on During the pandemic it was just like a faith and drive by something I blow loads. That's what it's called O's and loads no, it was just like during the pandemic And I was literally like I'm just such a workhorse and I like if I'm not doing anything I like I just feel guilt. I feel like I need to be doing something and during the pandemic I was like what if I did like just here's everything I do Start to finish video ideas when it comes to creating ideas to adding it and he you feel good about it I felt like I felt like it was true to me. I don't know. I don't know Which is cool because now I have multiple friends who I watch in my online and like years later let we're like yo low-key. We took your class like thank you for teaching I was like game on with the fuck dude actually I took a hanging out with students I took a comedy class when I started yeah, so yeah, you're right. It's like what's the real good? It's it's it's not up anymore Or I don't think you can buy it anymore, but like it was just At the time it was a one-time purchase hundred twenty five dollars, which that's fair. Yeah, I mean It's like you're a workhorse, so dude you love your work. You're locked in you know Yeah, I haven't done those in a while, but yeah, well, I get this It was it was broken out of chapters was like five hours totals of stuff And it was just me saying I mean, I'm sure price of it were like maybe born But I think if you watch the whole thing I really break it down like that's what's been the hardest thing for me is like Hiring additional help is like I am so locked in on like exactly what I want what I'm looking for And then I tell it to somebody and then they don't do it. I'm like no it's this Like mock this example here and it just you have to do it yourself in the end And that takes a ton of time. Do that's the same way I'm with edits It's like I got to stay up and go watch through the edits. It's like I just got to make sure I'm very meticulous. It's hard for somebody to get your like exact ways down, you know Which is tough which is hard because it's like if you do it then they don't learn But sometimes just whether it's a deadline or something I'll be like here just let me over the show I'm like move this do this. I'll do it myself and be like you get it and go yeah But but I'm not like teaching them so yeah, I don't know nobody told you like like getting in a comedy now You have to be like an employer like you have to be like a boss. It's the worst. Yeah You guys you're that back there. It's a fucking worst make his life better. No, they do I I'm the problem I feel like usually it's like you know because nobody knows what you want and you don't even know like yeah It's so hard to explain yourself. You know Oh, yeah, yeah, but it is crazy from going to somebody who just wanted to kind of rest all day And like barely made it to the shows sometimes did I remember one time I was drunk I peed on my phone or whatever and I couldn't even fucking get a hold of like The people to come and get me for the show just like right not mere shit And then to go from that to being like oh dang. I'm in like people are waiting to hear back from me about stuff It's like that kind of stuff's a lot. I think evolving in a place Especially if you find out that you like to work a lot um, and then becoming a boss is super hard and and learning to communicate like a Like I'm trying to learn to communicate better. It's been a slow climb The hardest part for me is like if I'm not working the nobody's working it feels like which isn't true But like it feels like I need to be there to like run ship But if I'm not then people are kind of like what are we who do I how do I yeah that's why the touring makes it hard So the first world is want to bring everybody fuck it bring your Dell bring your PC your editor in on this flight We can just all be there. Yeah, which is not realistic But I feel like comedians now work harder than they've ever worked when you first started like I remember you were on last Come up standing right like in those days What was kind of like your day-to-day in comedy like with it was just you wake up and you just had spots at night or you do another shit Or yeah, yeah, it's spots at night go to the gym probably try to take care of yourself like you know stay like You know, I liked going to the gym at the time So do that. I mean I started doing like this like crank texting thing and some weird stuff like making some websites Oh, oh, you like trying to look for some other Yeah, finding something on the internet that could like be like another like force for me or like another thing that I could do Who like the big dogs in LA when when you were oh Nick Thune oh and Benjamin yeah Jane Cook was like the biggest guy right when I got there. Yeah, I never saw him much, but sometimes he would come by some of the rooms Who else oh Steve burn Adam Hunter those were like the guys that were like real popular at the rooms that I went to And every now and then like a somebody magical would come through like a gym Norton would come through We're like Chelsea handler. I think came in one time But those were in the clubs. They're just those were just like in the like tertiary rooms You know some of those guys I guess and girls are starting getting into clubs So what are you gonna do in your time off your break? You're taking a couple months off now Yeah, I mean, I'll stand up. Yeah, we're still doing a ton of podcast in my head I go like oh, I have a week off, but that just means from touring right we go. I was not just doing the same She put at home. Yeah. Oh, it's nice having a break from a Travel from travel. Yeah from that kind of thing I mean, I got to go to a lot of football games. That was fun. I'm been able to do that like I mean, I've probably done 26 weeks a year for probably 15 years. Yeah, so it's like You know, it's hard to kind of plan it. Well, it's hard to go out of town whenever you just win it We're out of town even for work. So that was fun getting to go to a lot of SEC football games. That was great I got to read you my comedy special. So we're gonna retake that at some point. Nice. Have you not say yet? Nope breaking news So do you know where you shooting it yet? I don't yet. We're gonna start. I gotta start figuring that out Just wanted to wait till I felt like kind of excited about Just kind of getting back on stage and I'm just like I just wanted to have some like space like just the two It was just a lot last year was just a long year totally Um, but it was great. I mean, you know, it was good and it was just a lot You're just learning and life's changing and you're like man. This is like you're taking a second to like pause I mean, what's the real priority here? Yeah, and yet to get security for some stuff You know, you started realizing you're kind of freaking out when you're by yourself a little bit like things like that I mean like and that makes it kind of spooky, you know So I I think if you took a what a sample size of like one in seven Americans. I would say Six of them know you Oh now like but but like seven people just any like Santa Fe, New Mexico Uh, for you know, day in Ohio. I mean those two deaf, but like if you like couple twinks maybe Yeah, but like I think you're just so You're just so known that there's sometimes that you don't when you just show you're just so you though That it like I don't know if you see it. I mean obviously you see it, but like how the world sees you That's something that is always an interesting thing is like you don't know how the world sees you because you only see the world But then you're so well known. Yeah, that you just show up like so long. I'm like It's motherfucker just interviewed the Ukrainian missile crisis And now he's just at the comedy store walking up by himself like But you want to feel like just your own space in the world, you know And so I think that was like kind of a conflict a lot for me last year And like just knowing that okay Well, sometimes you just need to have somebody with you and then I started really just feeling kind of paranoid when I was by myself But some of it was just people filming you know It's people doing stuff that started to make you kind of crazy like you'll just go to eat you'll go to do something simple And it'd be like little things and it's okay. I'm not complaining about it I'm just saying there's some adjustment to it and there's some psychological adjustment to it Yeah as well and then I think like Yeah, things got scary last year when they shot Charlie Kirk Probably scared everybody who even gets on a stage. I think it was probably scared You know dude. I was at the comedy store. I have a clip of this on my post it. I'll show it to you See if it's good or not, but a balloon popped on New Year's as at the store and my first words I thought I just got cursed and I got a got a big pop But it's one of the things like do I post it and then the internet's like oh what well now here we go with it Yeah, now with it and I'm like no, I think it's fine, bro. Oh, okay Yeah, I think it's like I mean with that I talk about Erica and her eyesight and like that That's when it goes like a little like I think you have to joke about it like I start thinking And things to talk about about stuff like that. I mean, it's just but yeah I think all that made people kind of spooked It was like what's going on and then it doesn't seem like the investigation like what's really happening here And there's like they show the kid at a dairy queen or something. It's like he's wearing different stuff The biggest thing is like I think this might have been put on by dairy queen Like there there's no way that they didn't put a bit in To some bigger picture to be like listen blizzard aren't doing the numbers that used to do like but but think about that any Okay, now I'm getting real conspiracy in here, but any Fast food place he goes to their sales are gonna go up people watch this and we're like y'all I low key want a blizzard right now For sure if fucking jack in the box did this shit and he ate two tacos Bro, that's it. Well, dude. I'm fucking sick of this planet Get me off this bitch dude if basket robins did this they would have 32 flavors. Oh They'd have oh I'd bring the choco taco back to Taco Bell. I'd make a new flavor form in the back. Oh me That's what I want dude. That's what that twink fuck dude If that would happen out of Ben and Jerry's it would have had it. Oh, they would have that flavor quick dude How do they not have twink shooter twinkle twinkle little star? How do I have twink shooter Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor dude. That's a thing some of these some of these food companies have got to start to come out with foods That people can relate to it's like how do they not have that um the The rooftop gunners Matt Nugget or something, you know like Or like and it's like a little guy. Yeah, maybe they serve them on a roof like you open up the thing And there's a little roof in there and they're all placed on there and one of them has a little pistol or something dude Can you can we pull about happy easy thing? Oh, it's insane, but can we pull about McDonald's happy meal? It has kind of a roof in it. That's what I'm talking about You know what I mean and they put a toy Bro and pizza hut you don't even want to see a pizza hut with the old with the old motherfucker some braw on it Yeah, bro put a sniper on there. Oh, and when Papa John said that word they should have done a different specialty And Papa John's you should when you open one of the boxes every day. This is how they do it one magical box And as one of those voice things in it that when you open it card. Yeah It says the inward and if you get that pizza you get it free Isn't that interesting? No reward. It's so fucked up. It's so bad But then you get a reward you're like this is Loki, Willy Wonka. Yeah All people one is a little bit of something actually they went a little bit of prize, you know I'm you know the Epstein files are out, but I'm excited for the Wonka files I think some weird shit was going down at Willy Wonka with galores glunt or whatever Get kids turn and bitches into blueberries. 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I'm just wondering Investing any sexual accusations during the taping of any Willy Wonka film Child labor laws. Yeah for sure That's wrong. Bitches in a in a fondue pot mentioned rejecting Michael Jackson for Wonka to do prior engagement Oh, well Michael Jackson was gonna be in Wonka Trilin chocolate factory All right, that's the worst joke ever said we'll take it out um But dude i guess like Yeah, going back to what do you think you think there should be a age law for sex work? Yeah um i I do think 25 kind of make sense You like eight Like i think about what i was doing from 18 to 22 I mean i was just in college i was making the worst decisions of my entire life like i one point I smoked weed out of a light bulb like Literally the base of a light bulb in like that same guy could have been like you fuck it here's my dick Right because that is tungsten and it to be real dangerous probably inhaling tungsten. Yeah, I mean Might as well to smoke meth at that point, but i broke a light bulb and use the bottom of it as a bowl for weed so um That's yeah, I didn't even use the glass like it's crack neighbor behavior did that is that's crack neighbor behavior Yeah, that's parallel of crack right there. That's metha Jason bro Methha Jason sounds like a great podcast like you come out Methha Jason holy shit. Oh, what about Freddie verse metha Jason dude. Oh well like that But um or what if the i'm trying to think if like Because yeah if you had to be 25 do that and you had to be 18 to mean the army But what if they came out with like an army fans dude that's the thing like i start to see like weird business mergers happening Like we've had like long john silvers and bask in robins. Didn't they merger? Uh, no who murdered Pizza Hut and um and long john silvers It's always the the bitches that can't pull their own on their own You know what i mean? But first of all long john silvers shut it down. Yeah, I mean that I mean investigate their taxes That's a drug friend Yeah, dude. You thought shit was going on weird in minnesota with the simolees Let's investigate long john silvers. Oh, there's no catch of the day I'm fucking midland taxes the catch of the day is the fellow and that was working behind the frosh the fri counter That's the catch is when he leaves and the hankamonner goes up. Yeah type in long john silvers CEO if you know my oh long john silvers right here Under companies like you young brands. That's what they're called on creating combine locations with kfc pizza or talkabel Yeah, that's the credit. I just don't like that dude because i don't like somebody you know they're cooking fish on one on the grill and they're also cooking a burger talkabel does it with a bunch it might be talk about pizza hot you'll see those like randomly like out like a And then he's stuff i'm in a gas station and it's fucking yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not the same No, that shit's the same but dude i could see an army fans dude Can you see the army fans? I could definitely see it. What were they like taking down like they're not fighting somebody It's just military people to show in their junk. Oh, oh to make an extra buck I feel like i probably to fund our military. I feel like I could just see that you know good idea to fund the military. Yeah hold on Why don't we do all these guys are jack they work out 24 seven They might have a little bit of like dirt or dust on their face from being at combat There's so many like lonely women in in the midway well globally who are like that's hot. Yeah, and the chance they could do like I don't know what But this for six more dollars you can see this hole. Yeah, something like that like this bus. He's getting sold Dr. We need dude is like left right left, but it's just somebody showing their different Yes, it's somebody The military I I think because everything's going bankrupt. So you're gonna have to find ways to fund things This is what i've been hearing is like yeah everywhere is bankrupt which blows my eye because like Is so what what's like what we're not getting enough money and it's near the businesses So who I know i can't even think about it hurts my head. It's getting weird dude Yeah, I mean everything's getting weird, bro This current CEO of long down servers is Nate Fowler who took over in February 2025 succeeding blaine short read Would serve to see us since early 2021. I see a photo this guy. Yeah That's Nate Fowler. He's a baller. Are we hoops? Oh, he looks like a nice guy He looks like a nice guy. He also looks like he's never had long down servers in his life He's like what are we serving here? Oh hell no Hell no Well, dude, they have that carper whatever. I'm like, I'm not fucking Parking and getting out of my car parked a car. Yeah, I don't know. There's something about I'm not getting carp through a drive-through. I'm just not down. I'm not going in there to get any carp Drive-throughs that I think the downfall America. I saw a skyline chilean Ohio with a drive-through If you're getting chilean on the road, you might as well start drinking you You have a better chance to survive getting a DUI the needing hot spaghettios in the back of a tundra At least start to be something as we think like oh, we're Americans we deserve so much But then when you look at what we what we are willing to accept just on a daily day level for ourselves And I know some people they can't afford certain things and I get that But when you're willing to just pull up with your kids and just sit there and each chilean the car and just Just do gas on each other and do body gas on each other. It's what are you doing? It's just come to a point just because you're a bangles fan or whatever What are we doing? Fucking Joe burrow play lock Hey, sack this Yeah, it's so funny how Americanized my brain obviously Catch the tea higgins in your dad just parts again. You're like come on dad It's probably how it all starts. That's the war up in the locker room But it's so eat like This format is so normal to me that if I see a place that doesn't have a gyro field like off Let me look like if I'm going to Starbucks and my other Starbucks is I'm a gyro through let me find a drive through Starbucks Yeah, that's a good point. I'll get to who's at a road and you up your sales Oh, dude a Starbucks on some places would be so good on a nice steakhouse But you could wait like 40 minutes in line when you put your order at the sign if it's like a busy place. Oh, yeah Yeah, they make rib they just said this black folks are gonna be pissed what's inside of mcrib make Donald's hit with class action Also claiming the sandwich doesn't contain rib meat. Whoo well TBD on that rather. I'm gonna leave that up to my More chocolatey associates in the world because that's out of my jurisdiction brother According to the complaint the mcrib is actually made from restructured pork which combines cutches such as shoulder heart Tripe and scalded stomach none of which qualifies rib meat. That's fair. At least this is from a pig I thought for sure though. They were just like painting some some cow different colors But to just do that to lie to a culture for so long saying his rib I knew it wasn't rib one of my friends lives and dies by this thing my buddy Scotty I'm like he's always sending me pictures him getting the mcrib whenever it's back or whatever I'm like where did it go it didn't fucking here. What did they do and they used to like I mean Bird always used to talk about that bird christhal always talk about uh How like crime would go up and the mcrib was gone or whatever I think it did yeah I think this is like a real americans like Groundhog day. Yeah, I feel like the mcrib is back fine honey. You're getting a ring this year Why don't more people bet on prize picks with fucking the mcrib is it coming back and dang where Yeah, I don't know. I mean What blows my mind about fast food and I feel like I talked about it on this podcast before I don't know why but What fucks me up is you know the grill marks on chicken? Mm-hmm not real grill. It's a little it's tattooed on what do you mean on chicken? You mean on just right chicken you buy not not at like at a if you get a grill chicken from like McDonald's Not breaded but grilled they have like grill marks on it. That's fake. That's it's like literally. It's like a henna tattoo grill marks on it's like a hand that's at two. Yeah, it's Yeah, it's a fast food chicken are often fake created by industrial branding machines. Yeah. Oh god Yeah, so they do that for the illusion that you're like this was on a grill. Oh, yeah But I'm a suck. I mean like I see I'm not questioning it Well, this scene they but I don't think it's that they're not doing that. That's some guy. That's more work That's Nicholas Tesla making a chicken But if you if type in like a McDonald's No, I think it says it right there. It's obvious man, but I'm sure there's a video where you like erase it like I'm pretty sure Have you ever wondered how frozen food companies get grill marks on chicken that clearly wasn't cooked on a grill because it came out of a factory well This is how they do it. There are wheels That are very hot that roll directly over the chicken and leave them continuously branded with grill marks now for six more dollars. She would show you a barrest or something at the end of that Goes the military walking on the military. Welcome to the Air Force dude I mean that's where the hotties are two in the military is in the Air Force bro. What the hotties are in there? Yeah, really Are people in the military allowed to have an only fans Because I could see a merger that I could just see like everything's so weird now. I could easily see a merger there Well, everybody's doing collabs like if long job servers and dairy queen I'm gonna do something you think the military would at least take on one of these websites And this is a perplexity. Thank you No members of the US military are not allowed to operate only fans accounts Particularly those involving adult content due to strict regulations on outside employment and conduct These activities often violate ethics rules requiring prior approval now If you are losing your life or risking your life for a country I don't know if I believe that that's fair Yeah, get the pop a little pee or so. I'll tell you what if I was in jail the first thing I'm doing is buying one of those phones out of another Dude's ass which might be the worst convenience store ever I'm buying a fun out of it Well here you think you put your money in his hand and whatever comes out of his ass is yours I think that's usually how that was kind of like It is very true And it's usually the first thing out because you kind of have to give a like you don't need to have a ton of money It's he's got one item in there If he's got two then that boy is into a different place No, I think you can tickle each guy to kind of see if you can get holy shit. That's how you rob a human vending machine Yeah, I got an angelic But I think the first thing I do if I was in jail because so I don't know how they get internet a wife But like I'll see a live Tiktok's in jail somehow sometimes yeah Drew's kids all those guys doing that you always looped in with like a lot of like Um, it looks kind of like boys to man sort of like it looks like a acapella group that went to jail right or they're all wearing Shaisies and shit and they're all in there. Yeah, you don't need the shaisy yardy and jail Um, but I think I would immediately try to start an OF account. I would be like I'm already in jail Lit like I would just jail. I would just beat my shit every night in my cell Oh I don't know I think you get tired of that you want to start reading dude. Trust me. Let me just tell you What if I a couple nights you're gonna want to if I was in jail you're gonna want to tap into a good book But just if I wanted to raise enough money to pay for my bail Oh first if I'm in jail and I want to get out. Yeah, no, no, I hear you I think that's always the answer, but if I'm in jail and I'm trying to meet my bail Uh, and I need like 50k. I don't know what the crime would be Uh type shit. Yeah, I'm showing meat to get some bread and are you jerking off? Simmy regular or what not really wow I Have you jerked off this year and Uh I thought you're gonna say today Have you jerked off this year uh, yeah, but it's only when I'm like in hotels This is the first time I've been in hotels. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't been that much of this year. I'm just saying So you're still there. Can I we huh? Not enough for you to win this argument. If I'm like a one a week guy, you know I want to be a trash can like I take the load out to the front yard every once in a while Well, here's the thing dude. I'll sometimes jerk off so I don't go do something else that's gonna get me in trouble Yeah, that's what I'll do. It's like if I'm feeling like man I want to go out and meet up with like some go to a bar and meet up with some people or do something that you know Could be more risky for me. Sometimes I'll jerk off so I don't go do that Because it'll be like all you ain't doing shit. Why do you after I jerk off? That's kind of the voice that's in my head You ain't doing shit you little wigger What's funny I had the same thought one time on tour. I was single But I've never been a guy who's wanted to be like if somebody DMs me after a show I'm like What you up, you know like yeah, yeah, I say away from what some of I mean I'll engage sometimes But I'm not I'm never like hey send me that Yeah, no, that's great. That's growing of that cuder or whatever, you know Yeah, draw it on a IG story make it up boom around make that shit breathe for me But You're out there, bro. I'm never that guy. I don't even said in real life like but you know the lingo dog You're in there, but a breathe yeah, I've been watching I've been watching Drusky videos But I remember this exact moment it was in like I want to say Atlanta. This was like a a year or two ago But this this girl DMs like trying to meet up and I'm like how do we do this? But she was really attractive and she had them bangers and front-a-corns on her. I don't know. She's probably a yardward on yeah Yeah, yeah, she could have been a dude for all I know So he had that yard work on her huh front. Yeah, she had that reverse mullet all top heavy nothing in the back But I remember I was like no Trevor don't do that But because there's a few methods back and forth and then I went to the bathroom beat my shit and I was like I were good. Yeah, about an hour goes by and I fill back up test. I'll try to go fuck it. What are you doing? Uh-oh And yeah, didn't you come over now she's too late. Yeah, but like You Getting the seat out only buys you about an hour of time So so I was like you know what? You don't need this go jerk your shit and you have the rest of your night and go to sleep Oh for sure, but then I was up for another hour all the sudden Back to the brim. Well, I would you got it you got an employee other forces bro a lot of times I would jerk off and then if I had to go eat like I would go eat like a bag of bread or something or like half a bag of bread Just because I'm not gonna go I feel like it's better to have sex and eat a bag of bread Well for sure, but I mean also your creating just like somebody's coming over You don't know what's gonna go on how late you got to be up But I would eat a bunch of bread or order a bunch of rolls up to my room and eat it like six or seven rolls or some toasted or some toasted bread It's almost like you'd give yourself just to be like I'm not gonna eat a ton of bread and then go have sex Oh, interesting. It's almost like you give yourself post-neighborate without doing it Oh, I do like two or three burger patties just something that would like be like oh, I'm so gluttoned like I'm not gonna be all fat trying to have chicken wings or a big one or I'm just not gonna be all like I don't want to be having sex in here in the food like you bang around it What's also funniest thing you've ever eaten before having a night with some deep-dated or lady? Do you ever have like a meal it comes your mind? No really like I remember one time I went to it. That's probably good like maybe small like Like like unique little cookies or something maybe something nice like that But you never have one of those like like I have a very specific memory. I went to a God, there's like three really good guitarist over and I what is his name? He's like the big he's probably been on the show strings Billy strings Billy strings I was I was out day drinking all day and I was eating hot dogs day drinking with my friends Which is a the straightest thing you can do and I went to a middle of my dad went to a Billy strings concert I was playing next month at bridge time wow Dude, he's iconic. He's great. He's so good life But I remember eating a bunch of hot dogs and chicken wings and then I went to Billy strings with my dad I had an edible and I went back to my place before his girl came over and I shit So hard Like liquid and and and I was like I'm about to shower and then I get a text hey, I'm here Not good. I really had to wipe down. I had to you know the craziest thing I asked for a car wash Yeah, the craziest sometimes you're almost a major ask and do all of that yeah, you're like wow, all right But that's growing up man that really is yeah, I was just trying to think like I feel like uh, but no I never had a crazy meal, but you never like have like chicken wings and then like and indulge in some some love making Oh for sure Yeah, but even that's a little but nothing that stood out crazy I've never had like any like no, you know like a something from India or something came through the through the mail And then I just like Let me finish off a quarter and a half of this before I try and make love never had a clam chatter than been in someone else's clam was some chatter Come on deal you know, I don't like a crazy, I mean bro. I have a funny ass story about you. Um, we did a uh a festival together and Calc oh yeah, where were we somewhere in Canada and you you were in your trailer hanging out and It was me you and a couple people And we're all in conversation in the middle of the conversation. We're in your trailer. You watch the bathroom Blow it up. Did I blow it up? You sure? buddy You want but the it was like in it was like in a the green room was a motorhome trailer and the doors were thin And we heard we I mean, it sounded like you were a kickstart in the F 350. I mean it was loud And then you walk right back out and you're like, oh, so what are you doing tonight? Uh-huh Wow, and I don't know you can cut that if you want but no, I might have a long flight or something or who knows? Sometimes you exchange rate on your oh, yeah, I mean all the traffic all the travel is it's Travel it's just like you're it's like your things are small and big and you don't even know you eat two like small things on a plane And when you land they weigh more because of your gravity. It was that one. It was Vancouver Vancouver does have a lot of Indian food so maybe you got spiked with a little bit of Indian food. I mean what happened? It was just it was just funny moment. Oh, yeah, that's life That's that's all of us. What are we all gonna pretend like do it the fucking three of those people back there Guarantee one person back there blew a bathroom up this morning. Yeah, well people some confirmation guilty That's what the fuck I'm talking about people are shitting all the time. That's the craziest thing I can't believe that there's not a report each day That tells you about it more. Well, there's toilets now. They can remember when you go on to the bathroom and everything like that There's a there's that new cat thing that if you can't you're when your cat goes to the bathroom to let you know Send you a thing at work like your cat shit. I this stupid. I hate it. It's called literal about it Probably the worst app I've ever had my problem is these everything has cats. I'd won but he'd be shitting But did my the thing that you get updates about it? Oh, dude. I get his his bowel movements every day It's like with Spotify rap drop. I'm like, I don't care who Drake is like I don't care who your top artist is It's like you want to know what we did the week of my cat shit's the hardest is Wednesday's brother It's it's it's but the problem is everything that shit every day Uh, I I want to say so I think they're like a I don't know when they do Maybe like nighttime or something But my problem with all these apps is like they They everything has an app now, but but they're not being made by good at like web developers Yeah, why do I gotta have a why to have an undercase uppercase lowercase password for my cat to shit? I know It's shit far as well. I think it's hard because now with AI like you could just set an AI I think to just try and scramble to figure out somebody's password and it could just do it infinitely You know, that's why that's why there's a lot of fear these days um But yeah, dude some of that stuff. What was that thing you was just shown with that cat the literal about yeah It shows I could pull it up right now. Oh, I believe you do I'm sorry. You having to go through all that. It's just crazy that that's kind of where we are What's the newest thing you bought recently that fired you up? No, I haven't really bought anything. I've been kind of looking for a house, but it's been like a slow look Same area. Yeah, we're like same like city. Yeah, I'm living the same area same city But it's just been kind of tough. There's been something that have come Bob It's just like and then it's hard to go look sometimes you get caught up at work and stuff like that, but it's been good but uh What do you what what what what what kind of speech in like new house? I just want a little more space a little bit more like property kind of a little bit Just a little bit more land not even a ton but just a little bit more would you have a farm? I wouldn't mind maybe getting a couple animals or something like if my I know my mom would like to have some animals Maybe I could keep some of she wanted to come out and see him sometimes. That's cool I wouldn't I mean it would be nice to have some a couple horses and a dog a couple editors out there. Yeah A couple editors in the car roosters dog Some guys cutting clips in the back Feeding them hey Feeding them prime animals dude dude. What did I just see well of uh What's that thing at Rogan's I saw this thing it do you see this thing at Rogan's Club with a furry showed up and we're protesting him really no Furries yeah, see if you can find that is this real protesters gathered outside Joe Rogan's comedy mothership in Austin Rogan's diet Alex Jones never again is now what does that even mean does it say was treasure pages just backup slogan What were they therefore does it say if you look in the comments or anything this looks like a silent disco This is the worst protest I've ever seen Also looks fun. It does look fun. I mean they have a cartman out there Yeah, what was that uh discovered the protests at Joe Rogan's County Most of Austin were critics gathered to voice their opinions on the podcaster Um, well first of all this was on New Year's Eve. So these motherfuckers are lonely Yeah, what are you guys doing when the ball jobs? We're gonna go protest the mothership Is that even real I wonder then I don't know it looks like it could have just been a party outside of there Yeah, there's two people with the how many people do you need for it to be a protest, you know because at one point is like I'm curious about the guys who preach the gospel out front of like You know you go down a ppg arena and and they're preaching the gospel with the sign But it's one guy's like is that a protest or see just gets a friend that's a good point Sometimes that's a guy just pretty just like soapbox kind of yeah This says here. Let me see it says protesters gathered outside comedy mothership in Austin on New Year's Eve 2025 to criticize Joe Rogan the club's owner and podcaster They labeled him as a diet Alex Jones comparing his views to one of the far right figure Alex Jones also based in Austin Critics blame Rogan for dominating Austin's comedy scene since opening the club in 2023 sidelineing local video venues like cold town theater and capital city comedy club um Yeah, I don't know oh some of the demonstrators were inflatable costumes like unicorns dinosaurs and cows which is also Rogan's diet Plus an Eric Cartman impersonator from South Park while holding up signs such as never again is now Why is he talking about Yoda? I don't get the never again is now things I don't know but I think you're right when you say that it's Trisha Bates is a second slow against a great idea Um, oh man, that's bizarre Fellas you already know what time it is look at your watch time to knock on wood blue chew you Just dropped something crazy I'm talking next level championship belt gold-plated energy blue-choo gold The newest innovation from the number one chewable ed brand. Let's get that little lump Lurkin The cinch of grandpa's blue pill. 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Oh, yeah, and you're like a divorce Coralie and you're like just kind of watching it But um over time you just kind of get locked in and it's just like now I'm all about it like I don't I don't miss a game I was just at the Rams game on Sunday against the Cardinals and like like now to the point where it affects my day I'm fully in I was I was like in denial, but like it's kind of like with like nicotine or something We're like I'm not gonna be good. They're not me not me. I'm built different. Then it's you know shit You have one before breakfast, but yeah, I did the chant at the Rams game like the who's house Chandie was that scary We have was a vibe like you know, it was a lot of fun. I think um, I was definitely more amped up Let's see it pull it up but I think just performance and standing is just This is just another gig right you're kind of used to that part so the nerves aren't there But I guess all the the acoustics all that would be kind of scary Well, I will say it's like EDM and sports like they just cheered anything like I did a gig Open opening lightly. I say for Dylan Francis, you know, Dylan mm-hmm years ago at hard summer I went up as like a fake DJ before he his set the headlines set So when I went up there as like a character and was like what the fuck is up Coachella and it was that Different music venue and like they just cheered like they were just happy like they they don't even care They hear somebody making noise in a micro. I could have went up the went And they're like yeah, yeah, so like that same kind of energy that I got from that crowd was the the same I got at the Rams when I'm just like you y'all who's house you go ribs like you're just gonna get good feedback. So Did and it's nice to it is nice to be a fan of something like I became a fan of Vanderbilt I've been a fan of LSU and And I cheer for the balls, but it's like it's just nice to be a fan of something to make you give you something to be kind of invested in I'd see this. Let's see this who's house part Is it in here? I get from 40 yards Oh So awkward just seeing it They got to cut it I try to sneak a quick joke in there All right, oh you do look at the octahole from the side right there um You're in celebration too. I saw the uh, what was the What was that cell you that he had oh this is this is done Sometimes I just post something on my man fog it because those are the ones that like that either Lair or the flopper do like whatever, but So this is an insane touchdown celebration. Yeah, it's great dude. John rank we pull of his his buckets You know John ramp. Yeah for the grislies. Oh, yeah, we're in Uh, Tennessee his celebrations. I can't stop talking about how do they're the funniest things in the world The grenade I haven't even noticed a lot of them. Have you seen them? Do any mace like a three he does the grenade Throw it and then covers his ears. I mean you have to get them on the pod The grenade covers the ears That is pretty close right? He started doing that they're gonna rock it launcher, but then it got he gets fine for every single one of these He did a rocket launcher So now his new one is he'll pull out a gun and then put it down like this he holsters it and goes like no fines here Dude, it's I like it's so funny to me. He doesn't give a fuck. No And it's gonna find like probably like 10 or 30k like four of this, but when you're making that much. I just don't know He puts a gun away holsters it puts it down There we go and that's and that's protecting gun body. There he did Just funny man. I think that even the players are getting scared to be in over there So he may need that weapon when he leaves a facility It's kind of crazy the one place it should be allowed to actually have weapon going in the cellys is there Right right right. Yeah, it depends on the team if you're on the warriors. Okay, that's enough Yeah, what do you just tweet about it? You know just hit up suck and make this goes bullying me online But if you're a Memphis Yeah, you need at least like a bow and arrow or the RPG. Yeah, I can never been that what what is Memphis like? We're on there my tour Memphis is awesome, dude. It is so much history It's just gotten this kind of it's gotten like a lot of it's got a lot of danger downtown at night And in just different areas and it makes it kind of a bummer because you can't go enjoy Like the vibes that are there grace land is really great if you get to go see Elvis's house. Okay. It's great About that. It's great. It's worth going to see that's where wait hold on. I'm really dumb Elvis lived in Memphis or Gray Sands on the outs Chris and Memphis Elvis is it's in Memphis and Elvis live there Elvis and Memphis. Oh He's probably clapping VBW's I mean, I don't know what it was like back then man, but I bet it was a great mix of music and sound and culture and everything I mean Memphis used to be so great dude If you get to stay at the hotel downtown where they have the ducks and the ducks come in like every day at like I think four p.m The duck master brings in the ducks and Military thing. No, it's like these ducks that come in and they swim in the pond up there the famous P body ducks at the Nobody ever heard of this. Yeah The P body ducks are the resident mallards at the P body Memphis hotel known for their daily march down a red carpet into the lobby fountain at 11 a.m And back to their rooftop duck palace at five p.m The tradition began in 1933 when the hotels general manager and a friend after some whiskey put their live duck decoys in the lobby fountain Delighting guests Okay, what's crazy is ducks are called ducks because they literally duck Yeah, it could be just a couple bro. It could be a couple brothers name duck But these are the actual ducks yet people come in and the duck master walks him in and the duck master live in the hotel up top Is you really yeah, it's a beautiful place and they got a great place there where they sell like a replica suits that Elvis used to wear. I got one last time I was the last time I was over there. Oh wow It's pretty cool. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm gonna do a lot of plays I've never been on my tour And Memphis is definitely one of them. Oh, it's gonna be good. Yeah, there's great people there. It's great shows It's just they got this they got like I don't know. It just gets a little bit tragic over there and kind of shooty That's the thing it gets shooty at night, but there's a chance of precipitation. Yeah From a looor people pop them off Well, that's that's not boss nut selly dude. That's shit's nice man. Yeah, that's crazy When do you think the first person that ever busted a nut actually was do you think you pull that on Adam? Huh? Was it Adam? No, Adam Lambert now they can leave or they even real Yeah, Adam and Eve ahead of them Somebody I mean, I don't think we should go down that road right now But we can but it just finally take a long time there earliest recorder references to a Acculation in human history appear in ancient Sumerian and Egyptian myths from around 2500 to 24 years of the Somalis these texts describe These texts describe god creating rivers deities and the world through acts of masturbation and seminal emission I wonder how many people call that of work the next day once they find out about masturbation Oh the this it's like a middle school when like a new video game of drop and you'd be like be home sick the next day I'm like cod dropped. Oh, I'm a good game drop. I miss it Dude, that shit was so nice. You playing the video games Hmm, not right now. I'm in playing a man. I wouldn't my oh, I do play I played Breath of the Wild and I played whatever the second one was I'm not sure I know that what was the second one it was on switch. Oh Yeah, you switch guy. Yeah, I like switch just get I can kind of keep with me on the go. Oh, tears of the kingdom The second one was not good It was just too involved it was like well, I don't have time for the other like heat everything It was like too many things like the first you have to warm up your food. It's like okay. I'll spend a little bit of time doing that But this one you had to like heat up your um Like if you wanted your thing to fly it and warm up these days. It just was way too. It was like dude what the fuck I have a You know, yeah, and shouldn't you want me to have a job like how much time would you want me to spend here? It felt like they wanted you to spend so much time there it felt kind of unfair. Okay. I'll all avoid it So that's what I kind of felt does it kind of show the floor. When does it when is someone's not actually bus? What is out about? You know, I'm saying you hear about it, but what's like the exact like what is the actual like what's like the NASCAR They way of the flag to go. Yeah. When is that when is that and when is the nut when is the nut actually bus if you can look that up Is it fast? Being on a list also. Oh, yeah, but is it like you know like the speed of light like do you think there's something called like the speed of nut I mean, it's right there. It has to be something because it's really how creation started I mean, they're saying right there that it's like in ancient texts that that's how like the creation of rivers and lands and And even people started what how how many miles per hour is it? I think that'd be something. Let's learn a nut bus Is slang for ejaculation during masturbation or sex? You're refers to the moment of orgasm when semen is released the phrase emerged in the 1930s with nuts meaning testicles Since the 1800s it evolved to describing climaxing explosively People use it interchangeably and this is via perplexity. Thank you people use it interchangeably with bus to nut Often in casual or explicit talk about male orgasms It'll apply specifically to masturbation in context like solo sessions What do you do call bus to nut or you got some fun like release the hounds um I do that like that One two one two three release them. Yeah, I do that. I do that. Yeah, that five six seven eight I do that chocolate stud that lady that sings at the funerals, you know, no this you didn't see her maybe oh This is someone I'll let right here. Oh, dude. I got I gotta show you song. You don't know this screen a gram Play okay. This is the oh I do know this I I bet the other dead bodies like type shit. It's kind of good Truck won't buy because of your roasts how it is That is like That's a Hall of Fame stud suit right there. They need to hang that up somewhere in a boring alley Some people thought this was No Yo Tyred everywhere now shout out to her. What's her name as well? She really she gets hired everywhere now She's about to get the fucking triple bookings after this podcast drops. She's blown up. She sings. What is she charged for this the release Them was hard. That was that was like the smoke and like a DJ said. Oh, yeah, that was sick man. Nesey Robinson Release him. She really popped off one two three release them. I wish that heaven had a phone to call you up. Man. That's the truth, bro And that's I think her own song, isn't it Bro, I heard a song last night. It's so good. It's about a grandma dying on Instagram Reels. What is it? Can you type in Miami something bazooka bro? It's the funniest song. It's so good It's an a yes yes. Yes. No, it's a real dude But it's it's getting a lot of play right now. Let's hear it This shit is hard and might be my walkout song. Who pull up I love this. Yeah, I gotta get a new workplace I'm my funeral with the balloons. I hope it don't die for a long time though Type shit kind of a build up Tennessee type shit Way for it So Imagine this was John Miranda highlights I was in my room trying to teach my little sister Oh Yeah, that's all the point of here but recipes my grand shit hit my head Honestly, if my grandma died by bazooka I mean like that's kind of a sick way to go out Well, there's only so many ways to go bro. I've always said once I die I want my body to be shot out of a cannon into a school yard of kids that are playing. They don't know I'm coming really right shot over the fence or whatever Your body or my body no oh nice Yeah, and the first kids that come up and touch my body gets everything that I have You know, it's like a mr. Beast games. Yeah, or you should be like a field goal like for Vanderbilt Like your body gets shot through the t-shirt can And really I think it would be cool if you got put into a special thing in a t-shirt cannon and they shot you out or something They should do shit like that. It's like Um, I've been preaching this for a minute like there's somebody cool a general reveals where they do like all this stuff But you never seen like a viral cremation like I'm sick and like I've been writing a bit about it But like I want my ashes to get blown out of the exhaust of like a Ford F 350 And I want to do half and half Top-part cremated bottom half open casket like I want to do half and half come to that jump Yes, sir, I love that. Well like nobody's doing fun stuff like the ashes. It's always like oh, let's go to Mount Rushmore What so she can be close to an old president? Yeah, and I've been there and it's not that great. They do have good ice cream But yeah, it's not worth going all the way to drop the ashes. I agree do something do something great Surprise people at a party. There you go. Do the civil war type shit. Do it. Do it out of a cannon Here we go. Yeah, where where you getting your ashes blown out? I don't know. It's a good question It's like honestly like a strip code before just like doing it with ashes But John Moran throw him out You would do it dude He's all those famous like strip club scenes Go back to the other thing though. This is good. Ejaculation speed varies But sources cite average speeds around 27 to 28 miles per hour That's like two bird scooters or up to 45 kilometers per hour while sperm itself can move faster Sometimes reaching 70 kilometers an hour though it slows significantly inside the female reproductive track Women will slow anything down. Wow. Spees are measured in burst during contractions I don't know damn make a barn Always think about this like some average ejection around 27 to 28 miles per hour bro I think I like if it was a baseball I feel like I could hit it. How fast is that I feel like I could hit that Yeah, cuz 27 miles an hour. Yeah, you could hit it if somebody threw a bunch of sperm at you you could hit it Cuz man, that may be a little bit more complete gay weirdo you could fucking But I'm thinking if it was a fastball. Oh, I just say ball and just catch it That's a gay ass. Yeah, oh I was just thinking well It's already really gay like I low key want to like drive a car 27 miles an hour down the street right now Just so I can comprehend how fast it is Well, I will say this if you got on the very hood say somebody drove it 20 miles an hour You get on a hood and you get your weiner just above the front of the hood and you bus For a like a bug or say you go about 25 miles an hour Yeah, if you bust it should kind of stay in front of you guys just a little bit now that would be pretty awesome to see That's something you got to start doing man. You could use that to raise money for the military doing that for like dude perfect Yeah Cuz you're already perfect. You're fucking shooting these bitches off of the mall You're shooting them off like a burning shopping mall. Yeah into like into like a children's day here Speed up and it gets all over you No, but dude you're already perfect those guys are already perfect somebody tell them They're doing hook shots from like the Who's gonna shoot us from Ukraine? Yeah from you crane and landing them like in Russia like you're doing great dude like Yeah, it should just be called dudes done it. They've done it. Yeah, you've done it. So start doing another cool shit What is this man flips over Corvette driving a 30 miles per hour. Okay, let's watch it I got people on the bus and Matt Oh wow that sounds like a hit his legs it's some hit oh If that's even real He did a flip yeah that Uh, it wasn't pretty cool Is there an exact moment that the nut actually busts does it take longer to come out with the bigger hog Cuz it's got more travel space or does that propel it like a slide like a long shouldn't you already know that I Don't study hogs. That's true, but like if I'll tell you it doesn't No It's the same speed. I think so I'd never seen a small hog do it But wouldn't have to travel more Penis size doesn't directly dictate ejaculation time some studies link larger glands volume to faster ejaculation while while others Nothing to see here Trevor while others findings like those are Yeah, I don't think it matters that much man. I'm gonna tell that to a woman But you hey you want to see something travel at 27 to 28 miles an hour in a minute. That's not a bad line It's not at all. You think what do you think we get it at 30? Hey come on. We want to see this you have a speed gun You ever meet someone he's this cop gun on this cop You ever meet somebody and and wonder like how are you the sperm that made it? Yeah, you know what I mean? Oh, you realize it was a slam group of racers. Oh, yeah, they were racing on an off day Yeah, or there there must have been like some bad weather that day But like sometimes I'm like how are you that the sperm saw that beat everyone else? Oh, yeah, there's some people that shouldn't be people Yeah, this some people that shouldn't be people for sure whose top three people you would like to take out or that don't need to be people I think it can be a hyper person or not like a race, but like a like somebody who works at like a Let me think like a barista or something probably This gay dude that gave my friend a High on like maneuver when we're high on LSD at a wall fouls were kids He did too much He wasn't even choking just we don't know if he was talking on from the back I mean he did a lot it was a lot really tell me about that if he was choking Yeah, we were we were on LSD we went there and we saw black gay guy we'd never seen it before so we didn't even know what to do right We were like this in uh come in ten. Yeah, and we're like no way or whatever, you know, we're freaking out And we're already freaking out. We're like, you know, we're probably LSD 15 LSD Waffle house just sitting there rattling how do you know he was a A little he's seeing yeah, he was wearing like flare and shouldn't even have flare really like he was wearing like a lot of like A like exciting flames like shoes. Yeah, just shit that was like yeah like his whole fucking like his dick was probably glow in the dark or whatever So you could just feel like it felt like something warm was coming out of his paint like he got close to you But like his warm in the front of his pan. Yeah, okay Anyway, yeah, my friend started choking. I think and also we were laughing so hard because we're just so high And he started to highlight and he just kept doing it. It was crazy, dude And I was laughing so hard. I was like tears are flying out of my I couldn't even I couldn't even try to save my friend. I was like laughing so I just pulled And my friend was kind of small and he just kept doing it to him But anyway, but you'd take him out. I think we should have a talk. Okay. I think things, you know, that was kind of a lot um I saw that you just went to Africa, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was uh, that was we're touring over there now Now you go with your girl. No, this is my family. I was literally just it was one of the things are like a year ago My mom texted family group chat, which is a pretty boring chat. Some of you got to spice it up Uh, my mom just texting goes uh, hey, would you guys want to go to Africa as a family like um, I was like yeah, let you know I'm down and then it comes like nine months later to like hey, you gotta give these shots like you're going like This is a thing. I'm like oh fuck. This is actually happening um and yeah, I got like five shots and then Went with families. It's just a bunch of Safari stuff and it was pretty cool. I mean like glad you did Yeah, definitely. I think it was fun just being because I've done like a family trip and like over a decade So it was fun to just be with my parents and my sister for the first time Like actually doing something in a while But it's so funny that it's like my brain is so brainwrote. There's like literally a line eating a zebra in front of me And I'm like yeah, but like you can see there's some reels right like it was definitely cool It was very surreal seeing because the the Safari's are all at um I don't know where you guys in Kenya. Where'd you go? Yeah, Kenya Savo and Baceli, which one you guys went good to one of those uh I'm not sure which one, but we were in Kind of like all around the like like outskirts in Nairobi and it's like each one would be like three hours So all these are like kind of in like sanctuaries where the hotel is and then you travel around the hotel But traveling from kind of hotel to hotel That's really where you see like the real real side of Africa and I was like very I want to say like probably the best sense of community I've ever seen like everybody's just outside Doing something. Oh, I went on a hot air balloon. That was this every year been on hot air balloon I don't know if I have it's oh you'd know it's it's it was honestly the coolest thing I've ever done. It was like What's crazy is when the fire is going to propel you it's loud as hell, but when it's not it's dead silent And this is at like 7 a.m So you're just sitting there in the sky in silence, but Yeah, yeah seeing the communities were was so interesting because that's it everybody's outside everybody's like Like nobody's really like hanging on their phones, which well something might have phones and then I have air conditioning too Yeah, I'm but like just but it's also part of the culture just being alive and like seeing what's going on But everybody was either like no matter where you were going. There was just people just like walking There's always some that I don't know man. It's just it was really a cool perspective to see like that literally I'm seeing elephants like this close in front of me and I'm like actually like this is normal. Yeah Yeah, that's beautiful man. It was actually really beautiful and I had a great time Trying to think about funny stuff that happened out there if any That's amazing and they have a lot of the like wiggas over there anything like that or just me, but Not that I know I mean Because that's where they would really be at because otherwise that's kind of an American thing then I guess I Don't know if I saw like any like because that's where the local white people But I'm just saying they got to have some and if they do are some of them You know, well, I think they go there and disguise taking notes and then Bring it back over here. Yeah, they're like a secret spy for back home. What about MGK? You think he's one or no? I think graduated He yeah, once you put like a paper clip in as an earring. I think you've you've graduated I Easy Yeah, I don't know. I'm not super familiar with his music, but I know he's very popular. Yeah Who else out there is I don't know, but I'm just saying if they don't have a mayor then it's an American thing or it's a British thing What are we talking about Wiggas? What are you talking about? I don't know. I was trying to think about other artists who might get allegations No, I'm just saying I mean Elton John was kind of one even though he never was he really I think he was kind of just from his style For sure like the Wiggles side of things. I think he's more like the Wiggles side of thing. Well, I mean, I think it's very close Yeah, I can wiggle enough a brother show up now, so I think like You wiggle enough somebody's gonna corer your hair and light up fucking Who's the OG would you say oh the OG's I mean there's would it would it be Elvis? Oh, what's good call Michael rap a pork was kind of one I think in his day for sure Who's that guy Johnny Johnny Palo? He's the front runner. He's he's he's he's he's high for sure we go to the USC fights all the time He is high every time I see a photo of him his chains get bigger and bigger either he's stolen her and stolen her That's okay. Oh, yeah, he gets them stolen. Yeah, it is I like we're boys on Instagram. I've never met him real life But every time I see him he's flexing more and more money I'm like how many episodes of power where you want the best bro He's gonna need some power to fuck it. He's gonna need some power to keep people off his chains Get snatched like that. I think it happens a lot within the culture It's part of the culture. It's kind of like hot. It's like uh, which almost seems like a steam operation It's a capture the flag kind of Some people say he's a fed some people say snitched on daddy. Daddy. I ain't all know But I've just heard a lot of that shit some people say he's a fed I mean look at him But he's got to be like the high's been for that community. I think if you had every year They should have highs been up a wiga. I think yeah, and I think who do they got for 2025? I think this guy is a candidate Him I think you put him gk in there though. I don't think I mgk's kind of his own thing though. I would say he's just multifaceted I think he's you know, I think rife's up there a little bit fresh off wild and out a little bit rife Definitely he definitely out days with the abs you can have great abs and not be wigan now. He's more I think rife has wiga in him Yeah, our hdub hidden wiga they call it Uh, I'm trying to think of who else. Oh, maybe that um Oh Dan Bogeyno Tim walls Tim Dylan maybe Tony the tiger probably uh That guy that was in uh Salt Saltburn saltburn, but not the main guy Very kyhogan very kyhogan is he I could see it He's Irish Almost all Irish people are All right, yeah, I feel like there's some obvious ones that I'm missing. Oh, I thought that was a picture of damn I think Shiloh may as a little bit he could low key have some in him. I thought this was a picture of uh Who are those lion tamers in Vegas pen and teller? No fuck Uh, I thought there was sick freedom Roy that's oh, I thought that was like Sigmund Freud But no, it's ha I'm just glad to know what's happening out there dude Did you see in uh when speed uh I showed speed race that cheetah? Mm-hmm dude He did he beat it pulled it off see if he finds out because the real speed is walking go faster a cheater nut We'll find out right now. Let's see that What the fuck you see that This scratched him Oh What the fuck Wait, I'm lost Damn wait, so how fast was he said 110 miles an hour. That's just not real It said the cheetah hit up to 92 miles an hour at some point. I don't know if that was I mean this is these are all edits But still the fact that he raised a cheetah as well What's an animal you could race and beat you think rooster But they if they're not flying They have their only right they can't fly But they can let kind of jump start a little bit they go nine miles an hour. Yeah, I could beat it I don't know nine miles you could you run nine miles in an hour it throughout the day. Yeah One hours you only get one hour is you only give one part of a day nine miles in an hour And they can briefly reach up to 15 miles an hour when they're flapping their wings me too I could be the I could be the rooster off like a 40 yard dash if he's not using his wings. What about you? I don't know. I'm trying to think of an animal that I could read that Uh, I think anything at pet co that's not true. Anything that's cage at a pet co I'm pony I could beat pony. Oh, I don't know the small ponies are quick. No ponies are fast That's a good question. What's a good animal I could be probably something that's been using yeah what what animals Can you see what animals run beneath 10 miles per hour Yeah, because I think I got run 10 miles an hour for a minute 30 So I don't know what that math is, but I could do that Many animals run below two miles are the lost giant tortoises koalas banana slugs snails Oh, these all suck. First of all what the hell's under the manatees what the hell's a woodcock Yeah, I'll fight a woodcut. What is that? I don't know how to get question That's who should be starting the OF in the military American woodcock. Oh me. Oh, yeah, I'll raise that thing Look at the fucking beer belly on that thing. Oh, yeah He's a little bit loggers. I'll raise the balls off of that little midget I'll raise the balls off that little air twink. Look at that thing Oh Serve some seed right out of my fucking weiner to that thing boy. I don't know how would you let that thing Fucking reach any or weiner to get a piece of seed look at that Look at that spout on him. I feel like that would hurt But if I was I was under anesthesia, I guess Like if like if they were already like if I had to get a corn oscarine they're already like doing that You're like I'd let him buck and just sniff in there for a second and see what's going on It's like the can it's like the canary in the coal mine Yeah, sir. Well, I think he should be doing more kind of the gyno stuff like the contraptions They have to use to check out the insides of a woman. I mean they they seem so industrial They seem like they found it in a warehouse and like a GMC in like 1960s like it's like a clamp like fruit It also feels like disrespectful to the woman. We're like yeah, we just got to go open up in there This is a trans am yeah like they use one of those things that they used to use to like Literary car up yet But like that's to to keep a fire going you know Like sometimes they'll use like an accordion you know like I know it's it's tough It's definitely ridiculous. I don't need to look at all that. That's crazy. Well, it's also yeah That bird is kind of what it's replicating. I feel like that bird does the gyno's of the nest that birds a party bird Did you see the You saw six nine is going to the same prison as Maduro. Did you see that he's in there with Luigi didi Maduro. I don't know if that's true, but I thought I don't mean that's crazy But I guess it makes sense to keep mom and Sam prison. Let me see with this six nine and a six no Rest in president Maduro and his wife That's crazy, right? I saw my thing so I got the call. That's when PR for jail. I think they do a podcast run the flow jail Somebody text me saying that they Think that when they send me to um When they send me to uh prison on Tuesday Me and Maduro is going to be in the same unit But do you think he's going to prison for PR like why is he even what is he going to what charges you therefore That's a great question. What charges you therefore. I wonder if he'd be a good gas whenever he gets out you think yeah, have you ever met him? Mm-hmm. I never met him rapper to cusg six nine Has faced various charges primarily stemming from his association with the nine tray bloods uh What's he going to jail for right now? Oh um and jail since it's been early 2026 Uh received another three months sentence for new violations including having cocaine and ecstasy and his Miami home and punching a man who taunted him Well, sometimes you got to do that But damn yeah, I think it could be interesting to just see what his life is like and stuff They should give him like a twitch stream from jail. Yeah, if he's gonna run here Maybe wild well, I just feel like everything is gonna start merging they're gonna have to start funding like if if the government can't keep things going They're gonna everything is gonna have to be started be funded kind of privately or buy people or buy like You know, so I wouldn't be surprised if you start to see like twitch streams from jail I wouldn't be surprised if you start to see like um the army uh or the military start to like have stream or have um Content right? I just think that that stuff's gonna kind of grow a lot, you know Like I'll be on tiktok live just and they'll just pop up and there's like always and if you're chronically online You've seen this on tiktok. They'll just show like a bar like it's just like behind the bartender and he's just working and there's just a bar Yeah for what and they're like monetizing that they're just showing security camera of places Yeah, and just getting money from it Oh, do I used to watch like uh these like In like different funerals from different countries like you can watch like indian funerals and stuff and they have streams of it and like on YouTube Or like just long clips of it. Yeah, you can just why like it's it's it's neat to have kind of like a Just like a thing you can just watch just blows my mind like the effect of live like if somebody was like Hey, here's a 20-minute video. I bet I don't want to watch that But they're like here's a stream. You'll end up watching 20 minutes like in the blink of an eye Well, let's go a little bit more into that prison who else was in there who else has been in there? Well, is there any articles on it? How's it going there? Hall of faint Is he in or out of jail? He's he's got those rico charges has bula. Yeah, doesn't he has a twin sister? You know that No, I didn't know this as bull has a twin sister Yes has bula mago mago was arrested in his native daggistan in May 20th for traffic violations of course Any he couldn't reach the pedal Yeah, we even talking about including blocking a road and doing donuts with friends While celebrating a wedding Bro put him in a waymo and called it day first of all You have to know that if he gets into a car He just shut the road down for a couple minutes Listen to a fisher price. What car was he whipping it? He was released under house arrest after being granted bail and had to wear an ankle monitor around his neck no way They just turn into a rot wiler Do you think being on house way that far enough he later apologized for the incident stating he wasn't driving and promised It wouldn't happen again I love that and hit their country is such a coat of honor. You can just at least promise that it won't happen again That's awesome. I mean, do you think being on a house arrest as a smaller person is like Nice I bet it's kind of nice especially for a busy guy like him because he gets you know He just gets a little bit of time to himself sharpens locked up Notable inmates had been held at mdc Brooklyn. Oh, oh, that's been metropod and detention center and Brooklyn has gained significant Neuroide for housing and a usually high concentration of high profile federal defendants including Maduro Luigi Mangione Diddy or Kelly Chap El Chapo Michael Cohen Gielaine Maxwell Martin Screly and Al Sharpton. Wow Sam Banking Freed I just thought it was funny that he named him like his two last names were the two things that he was He was like this bank man and then he was also fried all the time right there So to me it was like the most perfect like he's in jail for What did he do again? He might be out now San Francisco I am there was convicted in sense to 25 years in prison off or he's orchestrating massive fraud at his crypto exchange FTC found guilty of seven counts including wire fraud conspiracy to commit fraud Yep, he's in there. So hope you're in there for a while. I feel like the NFT people are kind of like NFT's got so swept under the rug, but there was so many people who pulled massive money from that And just kind of they made like NFC like clubs and empty like and then that all just disappears Yeah, and nobody talks about it. Um, did you see the new uh This is the new way that they're thinking that incarceration could happen. This is with AI and technology This is fascinating. See if you can find that story of the pods What is this? Yes, the future of incarceration This is no longer about us honestly. I think it's too late, but it's about our generations to come your children your grandchildren Your great grandchildren. There is a company called Cognify if you google it and watch their video and it's the future of incarceration is what it's titled with this Cognify system. Let's say you do a crime or maybe you act out against the government or you have a belief system that is not consistent with the country that you live in and You are prosecuted for a crime by their definition. You will then get an opportunity to the chew Let's just use this for hypothetical Amazely petty theft you can spend 50 years in prison or you can go through the Cognify process which in three minutes They will imprint memory sets. Well, let's say there was someone who was even harmed by the crime that you did You will be able to feel the emotions of your victim the emotions that the family members went through all of that You will you will be forced to have the empathy and you will feel like you've been imprisoned for 25 years or whatever it may be But it's only three minutes Fuck that they need that they need that shit for when my girlfriend comes up to me after shit Our period the next day and goes I'm so sorry about last night. I'm on my period Okay, well you need to feel what I was feeling last night forgetting yelled at get into the Cognify machine But do eventually they have an at home when that be crazy But this is saying this is like reverse ice bad thing like you sitting this and feel awful or so But this is saying that if you did a crime and if you could have I'm guessing it's probably something you have to afford If you could afford Cognify then you'd be able to go and serve your sentence in Cognify You would have all the things that would really feel like in your brain It happened and in five minutes you could do 20 20 years and because like one you could pay off the guy who hits the buttons and then there's like all right Here we go and you're like oh, oh, ow It's hurting well, I mean, I think here says Cognifies a futuristic prison concept proposed by scientists Hashem Guy guy The newest member of face clamp by the way That uses AI and brain implants to replace long sentences with brief intense rehabilitation So it's almost like an EMDR but extremely deep in your brain AI generated memories artificial vivid memories are created by AI to simulate the impact of a crime on victims Dude, this should be crazy and made to experience years of remorse and understanding in a short time allowing for quicker release and reintegration I mean it kind of makes sense because that's what you're supposed to be there for I just wonder how long will that stay you know, well, what if you just go into prison for like a little while And it's just a bunch of you don't learn anything. It's just bunch of dudes. Let's run a train on you or whatever that Like you use up for three minutes and I just limping What if you get out you're like and then your wife lies? She's like yeah, I left while you were gone You were going so long you're like You guys gone for two songs on Spotify. Yeah, well, that's the interesting part is like And your son's like yeah, we have a new step that you're like what Both that would be the scary thing is what if they just bring you back and like oh yeah, man You just got a couple of MS 13 guys got a hold of you and now you're like L. Gay or whatever And that would be the scariest part to me but the crazy part is like if they're doing this in three minutes It's like you leave your house at 10 a.m. Oh, I can't wait to describe I'm so sorry you come back you're back in noon and all the sudden you have all the remorse for you know Burning down in our bs and now you're like I didn't I didn't think the fry cook was I It's still in there and I like now you just have this feeling and regret the rest of your life But you still have the rest of your life to lit like yeah, but I think this shortcut It'll be a shortcut and I think it'll be for people that can afford it because here's what you'll be able to do People will the Arby's family don't have some sort of like other part of it That's like an attorney part of it. It's like okay, you can make do right now if you pay restitution You burn down the Arby's you killed to you know fry cook and Someone that drive through refused to leave without their order even though the place was burning down And one other counter person so you can set a lot of court with them all right now for three hundred thousand dollars And then it's just gonna be like this fast track thing It's like yeah, you're off the hook and you feel the remorse and you you keep living so If you shoot so you only if you would you feel that person's pain I think they just want you to feel there so you would feel the pain of their family members and stuff like that They would have ways that they could embed that into you. Yeah, I have fuck you. I mean both those are fuck you up for life What do you do like tax for a few people killed some people at an Arby's you should absolutely right right right It should fuck you up. Yeah, you should be Scott off Scott free But so how would that work with like tax fraud? Like who? The governmental no, that's a good point. Maybe they wouldn't allow for certain crimes Hmm, or if they would able to get the money back for you. I'm not sure. That's a good question. How fast would they do that? I feel like I don't know that's crazy Yeah, but they probably are finally the speed up prison sentences, but still have the same effects Well, it seems kind of archaic the way that we do it kind of it's like this guy's in there for 50 years nothing ever had It's like yeah, it goes to all these boards and it's never you know so long And it's just like such a drain on the system. It's just I'd love to find out more about that like Because I know a lot of it is just like a some kind of money laundering thing, you know. Yeah. Have you ever been to prison? I don't think I have been with jail What's the difference? I never been to a prison a jail is just like a little gay ass prison Nobody's even getting gayed out or whatever in it. It's just people waiting for lunch and shit like people waiting for dick Jails are local short term facilities for those and waiting trial or serving sentences You can't even find a gang in a jail, you know, you can find like one dude that'll like Like like a pen pal to another gang You can find one dude who might fucking slip half a her she's under your door at night Whatever, but there's no long-term institution there. Those are more for prisons Yeah, cuz they do like somebody like tourists like when you go to different cities What you want to see like where Elvis lives on like I think they should tour jails for income like I'm just curious What's going on in there like I want to do an episode of scared straight, but like I But I just want to see what's going on like I'm just curious. Yeah, like if there was a jail live stream on twitch. I'll watch her today It's just like it's you'd never hear about anything there so to watch it you almost feels illegal Well, there's a lot of shows about it now that people I mean people are into those types of into that type of you and I think for sure Dude, I don't know if I'd be good in jail, dude. I wouldn't no, I'd fucking hate it unless my cellmate like had a we could start a little band or something I don't think I would be that good in there if I had something to look forward to as like a group or whatever Yeah, what would you do if you got approached by gang members? I'd have to join yeah, we're gonna say you could say let me think about it for a day or two But they're only gonna probably give you two days. Yeah, I would treat it like I was a record label like I was a rap Probably I'm just seeing what other offers I get I Think I would blind myself for something said nobody's gonna heard a blind guy. I think I do I feel like unfortunately That's the number one target because you can't snitch so like what did he feel like knuckles? Yeah, well, I don't know I don't know I that'd be scary to me because I I don't know man I guess yeah, we have to join a gang. I would probably go Mexican gang. I feel like it might be the food might be better I don't know I don't know black gangs are making food in there. I don't know. What's the worst gang to join in there? Prison gangs in the United States Arian Brotherhood black gorilla mafia Mexican mafia La Nuestra familia Texas syndicate That sounds kind of like new and novel all these sound like a really good like NFL league and then nettox The XFL. Oh, yeah, all firsts is bringing the XFL back start with these teams the Tennessee type shit dude put them in there Well, yeah, I can't see fighting dude. They should have more. They got to start Putting these people into teams doing something. There's got to be a better way. It's all gonna happen man Everything's merging everything's getting weird. Yes, it's all becoming long john silvers and bask in ramas dude There's no it's all becoming the army fans It's all starting to merge. We're gonna start to see this kind of stuff a lot, you know But I think they should take all the inmates and like give them some athletic thing to look forward to and then they can stream it like I would absolutely watch the Texas Syndicate versus the Puerto Ricans. Oh, yeah, if you had a basketball game tonight That's what I'm saying like there's a lot of New-Aistera familia versus the Arian Brotherhood at 9 p.m. First one to 11 No three pointers The A.B. is only hidden threes. They're not they're not doing the work in the pain It beats the big three fucking league in a heartbeat. I would but are you should put one of these leads into the big three league They got to start to just diversify what I'm saying like if these guys even just play like that might bring something unity It's like you have see they talk shit before the fight then after the game they're like that up to like I'm also more sped up this guy. I love this guy Maybe there could be some of that where like if they're playing each other the shit talking sure but afterwards Type shit type shit and then they can stream it and you could watch it on like rumble or wherever the Paramount plus or something But like I feel like oh yeah Nick Fuentes would host it probably I think he would probably do it Especially if it's on rumble. He's like their lead guy over there. Yeah, I like like there is gotta be a way Because they would also probably feel like imagine being in jail, but like every day you're training for a game on Saturday Like yeah, you have something to look forward to I agree That's a star even though you're a murderer you still like yeah But you get them three's bitch. Yeah, boom from downtown because shots went in downtown. He's a killer. Yeah shots fired That's one of his name. Yeah, dude. They'd have cool eyes names to stabby for three. Yeah Like Bobby Lee always makes that town Uh before you'd out here. I was special coming out. I'm shooting one in March I'm shooting special Marsa team the 14th and Arizona in Phoenix. Yeah in Phoenix. Nice super excited It's gonna be sick Phoenix is just a great comedy town. I'm really excited. I'm like a shoot my special there Maybe it's not a bad idea. It's a great city. It's a great city. It's I mean you're out here now But like it's so close to LA and I've just never some some states like I'll say Ohio's a hitter mistate for me sometimes like this is the best job my life on the special or you're like Cool give me to the top of Lakinta with cement shoes. Yeah, so you're like always in between I am a tour right now. I'm doing the rhyme in tomorrow. If you want to do a spot I would love to have you on that. I'd be sick as fuck Yeah, man. Maybe I'll pop out. I haven't been on stage in a while really. Yeah, dude I mean the crowd would just literally nut 20 miles per hour to see you do five minutes But Phoenix Phoenix yeah, and then I'm doing the will turn which I open for you at the will turn a couple years ago That's a great great spot Yeah, I'm doing a bunch. I've got 30 turra Cleveland. You got a lot of good spots. Yeah, all California I'm doing Reno. I'm doing I'm doing a lot of places I've never done before like Oakland Reno Memphis Fresno Bakersfield San Luis Obispo You guys gotta go see a man. It's a great. It's just entertaining great energy the whole set Yeah, dude, you're so great up there bro. Make sure to send me this too so I can share it on socials too whenever After today or after this episode goes up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, please In your tours called Trevor Wallace presents alpha beta male alpha beta male Yeah, just because I feel like my brain is split in between like being this like alpha male versus like this beta male And so yeah, I find just more kind of unity between both of them And I feel like every decision I make has like an alpha side versus a beta side in me It's not like one of those like red pill blue pill type. No, shows But it is just like a funny thing to be like people are you this you that I'm like I feel like I'm coming between Yeah Lot of fun, dude I think it also happens as you get as you grow up a little bit too. It's like you kind of get two sides of it You know, it's like you know, there's days you're like, you know Yeah, it's always usually like I'll bust a nut wherever you know what I'm saying I'll bust a nut at this fucking party or whatever I'm a fuck, you know Yeah, you know, dude, I remember I went to a one-year-old's birthday party at this is at a time when like you know when I was dealing with sobering and relapse and I went to a one-year-old's birthday party and ended up buying cocaine there somehow from the one year From the adult they're like blow the candles and you're the word blown. You're like where Yeah, I don't just go to show you anything can happen out there, man Yeah, I just feel like my brain has like it's more so like all there's there's a second guessing element to almost everything that I do where it's like the example I say on stage is like I've had this thought before like I wanted to like spit in a girl's mouth But then I know the thought was like, but what if I miss yeah, but like that's not how dirty talk works It's not like how being hot in the bed works is like you just do it. Yes, you have to be that yeah, you have to be present But but you know, it's like or I'm like scared to like slap a girl's ass in the bed because I'm like Sometimes you don't get the the pop and you get the dead. Yeah, sounds like you're just trying to get the dog on the couch Like and for me, I'm trying to like So I overthink every so embarrassing to when you get this day here it they hear it too Then the good person you're dating won't address it a bitch will be like Yeah, the fuck I see I was that's when you have to yell out that was loud Yeah, or that's when you yell out be like you know you probably need some lotion this little dry back here Or that or you do what like dads do when they're like moving into a house and they just start checking like how's this the structure? Yeah, they're getting a dud is is but like but literally that's all my thought processes It's like there's a part of my brain that's like you slap ass, but then the other parts it's like what if you get a dud? Yeah, what if you miss a little you get a little tired you hit that bone. That's a crazy salt Yeah, literally a salt Yeah, dude And then now that you're like how am I gonna bust at 27 miles an hour now and then it comes out like 12 miles an hour It's dude. I'm like I'm probably the most one of the most in my headguys I can be and I just like it once I start thinking about that like You know and this is more graphic, but we're like pretty Deep into the podcast if I start thinking oh no, I'm not gonna be able to bust then I can't oh It's all mental for me like like if a girl even says like are you gonna be able to then it's out the window Because now it's all I'm thinking about or if I get too hot. I got to run to the fucking sink like a little go firm Oh, if the AC comes on or whatever. Oh, yeah, well AC's a little G.A. Y. I blow on your back Well the fan on it people who could come with the fan on I thought those are Navy Sea Anybody who can have probably Air Force. Yeah, I said I said it's on stage like anybody who can have sex with the fan on is a fucking Yeah, that's Air Force dude Bro you deserve to have an only fans and support our country. Why would you want to make the room colder to now like that's gonna make things Probably smaller I'm guessing oh, but it's just crazy to have just anybody who could have sex with a fan on his insane It's literally like a cuck situation because you're like who's this other man in the room. Oh, yeah, it's a ceiling fan Yeah, I couldn't do it not a pressure dude I just but but I do that with everything career wise over think everything I But it helps you do your meticulous. That's what it is. It is and it keeps you where you are and it's like you know You started your career started off so hot and a lot of times you see guys like that and it's hard for them to figure it out You know How long are you doing content where you got to stand up? I was gonna stand up first, but but oh you were yeah But but like maybe but you still haven't been doing it now like what seven years 10. Oh, have you really yeah? Fuck I'm losing every no, no, you're good man. You're good. I don't know why you know that Um How's everything going with bus boys? That was good dude. We're gonna cut it's gonna come out in a couple of weeks Oh, no, it's gonna come out in a couple of months Really? I think we're gonna go into theaters. Oh fucking and then uh It looks like and we're figuring that out right now and then we'll probably go direct to consumer to direct to people Any streamer or oh, I guess that probably happens after you go theaters and a buyer I think it's also you have to present to them When it's fully done and show them what it looks like, you know, so it's been a long it's been a learning curve It's been a lot. It's been a lot of stuff. You realize it's like oh, this is a big undertaking But I I realized it could be a lot easier next time yeah, and um We had a lot of things ever like in the way and make things tough to like the fires and move everything at the last minute by a week And just all these little things that change everything Um, but learn to ton self-financed it we made it ourselves, you know and like wrote it ourselves and completely like So that that part I think I feel really excited about and I think it should be I think it's good I'm just you know, you've seen it so many times you're like I don't even know what's going on here. Yeah, I You're in it. I mean it I'm do I'm so I'm so happy that I got a tap for that I watch the full thing and it's like I think this storyline is so there. It's like It it's It's dumb to say but you're like yeah, this is a movie. It's not like somebody who tried to make a movie It's like this is a movie like this is a start to finish movie. Yeah, and the the storyline was all right I was impressed it's it's it's not groundbreaking, but it also is our first time doing it It was like we had to make sure that this piece matches it with this piece But I do think it moves quick and it was fun. It was a lot of great cameos. I love the cameos. The cameos are great man And it's uh, but yeah, it's like even when I saw the trailer spade show me at the uh the improv Between all of his riot matches, but he showed me No, uh, he does he's got him uh But even the trailer like as dumb as this sounds I'm like dude. This is a this is a movie trailer Yeah, like like like like Even if I had I don't even know like I could just be a random guy or a radio shacking. I watch them like do this fucking movie look sick Right like it it feels everything like a movie. So any doubt you have Just so I know you you buried my feel about I think a lot. Yeah, it was like the bone, you know, right But as an outside of perspective like dude, this is a fucking movie movie. So like the facts are in the theaters and then direct like I'm fired. I'm sorry. I feel confident about that. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, there it is There it is. Yeah, it was fun. I can't even believe it all happened right I mean, it was a crazy time in the year and then it just all happens so fast And it was like 23 days in a row. We shot and it was just a fucking it was a lot, dude But you crushed it. We got to do something again. Please man. Let's get this out so we can make a new one, huh type shit I know and and that's the thing like you know, it's just I have so many ideas that I hold on to and I shoot it for so long By the time I go to like pose, I'm like what the fuck even is this? So art has like an expiration date it feels like for the artist But it's like once you put it out there. It's like like how you felt making it. That's that's how it should be perceived a little bit That that what what is that book I'm blanking on his name It's gray book with the circles on it Rick Rubin Have you read the book? Mm-hmm. What's it called? He's great though. He has a book and it's all about just yeah the creative act dude. I really love this book It's the creative act away of being I would check it out. Have you had him on the park? I haven't he would be a great guest I would like to say like a great clips of him. He's just his whole perception on art is like Put it out and once it's out like you at one point you love the project don't let the outcome Dictate how it is like when you when you started writing it you loved it when you were when you were creating with your friends You loved it so but I applied to a lot of videos because at one point when filming it or writing it or editing or all that I loved it and then if I post it and doesn't do well, I got a fuck the video sector going no no But like I had the care for it at one point and It's sometimes you sit on projects for so long that you lose that care So it's it's it's important to kind of put those things out before It's not that you lose that care, but your life just changes. Yeah, and what you find funny in 2024 every 2025 is Difference so yeah, something's just tough to keep something going But also you're right to remember like man at one time I had so much faith in this and believes in this and I knew it was good, right Yeah, and I still think you should yeah, I really do thanks bro It's not I think I needed to hear something like that too. We're looking at some last like coloring scenes right now You should do a small screening in Nashville and just like not anybody who will just glaze Who's like? 30 people and just show it and just like what were your takeaways? Yeah, would you like what felt good? What felt we probably need to do that soon? Maybe we'll do one out in LA too, man. Yeah, absolutely man Yeah, super excited for us come out. You got the tour right now. We'll share those on its hostels as well They also yeah, I'll come out tomorrow night and do a set you want to do it. Yeah, fuck yeah This is on the show blasting Zach Thompson, you know, yeah, I think John Chris is doing set. Yeah, it's gonna be Nashville's finest It's gonna be like they're gonna take a screenshot of this and put it up next to that New York City prison post and they do They had mom dummy in that I don't know who's up in there. Thanks so much for coming bro Yeah, congrats on everything thanks for inspiration dude. Yeah, you just always keep on going dude You keep staying creative and it's great to see I'm glad we get to catch up. I've means a lot coming from you like a little shit Yeah, you got no choice not to You know, give it a gift. So hey, this is it God bless. Thank you for having me in gang gang gang That was like a Nard War sign off Nard war those like a Nard War sign off gang gang Good night Nard War. I'm not weird Nard War Like these leaves I must be corner stone But when I reach that ground I'll share this piece of mine. I found I can't feed it In my bones But it's gonna take