Giggling about sports, socializing, and saying sorry

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Garden, grandma guarding. The gigglers rode. Nana called me. She was like, what did I do to deserve all this love? I keep getting messages. Oh wait, what? Yeah, wait, where did they, what means of, what platform did they? It's on threads. Nana doesn't even know what a thread is. Hmm. Besides what may be on her gorgeous sweater. Let me. Let me just preface that I am doing something that's like so evil to do to my friend. And I made Hannah wake up at 7.30 in the morning because she's in LA. I have to catch a flight and I was like, we have to record giggly squad. And this was the only time that worked for us. So Hannah's like, Hannah's still fully sleeping. So whatever she says in this next 45 minutes, she's not liable for. It's not her. Her hair looks, if you're listening, her hair looks so good. Her hair looks stunning. I've never seen it so perfectly tassled because she went to bed, what, probably three out, three, four hours ago. It's still done. Who knew a curl could hold? You literally look like you could Irish dance at any minute. You have the perfect ringlet. Wait, at Athena Alperdo, she's incredible. If you question how a curl could hold, just watch this episode. No, I had my LA show last night. And Paige was like, hey, I got to do like a 7.45 record in the next morning. I was like, sure. I was like, we could do it later at night and it could just come out a little bit later in the day. I was like, absolutely not. I could totally get up at 7.30. I can do it. And then I'm getting text at like 7.20. She's like, I mean, I'm ready when you are. No, it's honestly so mean of me because let me tell you I had the slowest morning. I woke up. I took a shower. I had ice coffee from yesterday. Old ice coffee that I poured in here. And then I had a lactate creamer through that in. Let's fucking go. I'm not fucking around this pod. I'm awake now. I'm awake now. I mean, let's get into it. Okay, one thing I want to say that I've been thinking about all week. I mean, and all morning because you've just been waiting for me. Literally. I'm just like, when are we going to talk about it on the pod? And I rarely do a mental health moment of the day or of the week because I'm like, you go, that's for town. I'm like, the rest of us. Okay. Cry to your mom in one Uber ride and then suck it the fuck up. I saw this TikTok the other day and it was like a funny TikTok and a girl was saying something about it. I didn't overreact if anything like I under reacted. And you know when you're like in your mid 20s, maybe even early late, whatever, and you do something and you're like, that was a crazy situation. And it sticks in your brain so much that you think about it years later before you're falling asleep. At night, like, you just lay in bed and you're like, remember when I absolutely. I can't not talk about the bed right now because like, I'll fall asleep. I swear to God, if you bring up sleep or the bed, I will fall asleep right now. I'm getting from my life. That's how I was like, what kind of pillow were you sleeping on? Tell it to me slowly. I'm also fully wearing my Daphne-Hannity pajamas right now. No, is it the best sleeper ever? I like, I inadvertently made a pajama line for pregnant moms. And I didn't even mean to. I was like, you made a pajama line just for me and pregnant moms. I am a pregnant mom. I get so many pregnant moms being like, hey, this shirt that ties in the front is fucking phenomenal for breastfeeding. And I'm like, I didn't even mean to do that. But everything in your line works for me. Like, are you trying to say something? Wait, sorry, I interrupt to do. What were you going to say? So you know when you're laying bed at night and you're like, oh my God, remember when I was 24 years old? And I freaked out in front of everyone and like, how could I have done that? Oh, yeah. And I didn't, I've been like, thinking about those moments. And I'm like, I wonder if I'm experiencing moments right now that in five years I'm going to be like, wow, I overreacted. And I was like, you know what? No. If anything, there are so many times where I have under reacted. But society has made me think, like, don't be dramatic. Don't be crazy. Like, you're being a bitch. When in reality, I should have burnt your house down. Yeah. So that was my mental health moment for the week. Like, you're not over reacting. If anything, you could be under reacting and you'll think about it in five years. Literally, I had so many points I wanted to say and I forgot all of them because that was like such an intense one to start the pod when you know I'm asleep. And you're like, let me just start about like judging our entire life and what I should have done. And I literally had good points to make and like my brain was like, no, I'm actually so sorry for that. No, we actually, can I have a mental health moment? Sure. Because I shouldn't have watched traders. It triggered me. It did. The reality of it? Yeah. And I just have to say, I'll make this quick. Just like Ron Funch is as a fellow comedian. And I watched, there's a scene where like Durinda says something. It's like, not that bad and like kind of mentions his family. And he responds like, fuck you never talk about my family again. And I literally... What's the problem? I literally like was talking to my friends and I was like, that was out of nowhere and that was insane. And then literally today on Threads, Ron Funch is like, do you really think that's the only thing she said to me and that's how I reacted? And I'm like, you fuck, Hannah fucking burner. How dare you do that to someone else? How dare you do that to someone else after what you went through? So just know that there's a lot more things that are said to make people snap than what you see. You want to know what? You're kind of like, I don't want people to get triggered by this. You're kind of like an alcoholic. Where like, you were like, I've been sober for this certain amount of years. You know what? I actually could probably handle one cocktail at dinner and you're like... You have the cocktail at dinner and you're like, see? I'm totally fine. You're like, you go back to dinner the next week and you're like, maybe I could have two cocktails. You have two cocktails and then you're like, hold the fuck on. I'm getting on the bar. Yeah, now I've been arrested. I'm on TMZ with my shirt off and I'm snorting lines of cocaine. We now find you in LA waking up at 7.30 a.m. being like, you know what? I'm miscalculating. I can't, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I've lost my family and my friends. Can I have no longer our traders correspondent? We hate to see her go. But we respect her at this time. I mean the fact that I felt a negative feeling towards the adorable Ron Frontges when clearly more stuff was said to make him snap. And I just want to apologize to the community. No. I had so many people in my DMs being like, love your rant about Colton. Love to be more knowing you haven't seen a single second of the season. Like, and that's what I'm here to do. I'm here to have opinions on things I don't know about or care about. People were like, Hannah, like, how can you do two episodes? And I'm like, it's just about having really hard takes about things you don't know that much about. And you just have to fucking commit. Pick a side and go. And page and I tend to pick separate sides. And that's 30 minutes. That's 30 minutes right there. Okay, if you get on the phone with your friend at like a random time during the day, it's literally just you two back and forth. Yeah, you don't call with an outline. And next thing you know, you're two hours in. And multiple people's names have been dragged through the mud. Literally, one of my girlfriends called me like last week and she and I go, I was like, hey, I'm really tired. I actually can't get on the phone. Let's like voice note this. And she goes totally respect your privacy. I just have to say one thing on the phone. It's going to be two minutes. Four hours later, I was like, I was early for something. I've now missed it. Like, you ruined my day. Let me say something about socializing as two people who have social anxiety. And we're both so respectful of each other's social anxiety. Like, I'm literally like, call me when you feel like it. I'm here. I'm waiting by the phone. But like, I'm literally like that. I'm like, I won't call you out of nowhere. Because if I do, I know you get startled. You do always tell me your location. You're like, hey, I'm sitting at this hotel. I'm in my room. I'm in a peaceful place. There'll be no sudden movements. But I do have to say, now I can't. Now you know what I'm saying. Every time we're like, hey, I'm in the Uber. I'm on my way to the hotel. Give me a call if you want. If you need me, if you feel safe, if you feel secure, if you've done your deep breathing, I'm available for about 15 minutes tops. And then I will have to go and continue my day. Meanwhile, me calling my mom, blowing up her phone. Mommy's to have a restraining order on me. Mm-hmm. My mom might go no contact with me for what I put her through the past two weeks. Because I've called her so many times and then like, and another thing back to the morning conversation. My life is one long phone call with my mom with breaks in between. That's what our life is. No, it really is a just stream of consciousness. Speaking of mother daughter Duos. Yes. We didn't, this is the first time we get to talk about it. That we're interviewing Kate Hudson, Brenda Song, and Mindy Kaling for Netflix. The Kate Hudson Goldie-Hon relationship, mother daughter relationship is one of the best things in my life personally. Kate Hudson just got nominated for an Oscar and Goldie-Honz. And she sings in it. She's amazing. Goldie-Honz caption of like congratulating her daughter was as if she had just graduated the sixth grade and like is going into junior high. Like it felt like she just had Kate. Like it was like my baby, like years ago I had this baby girl Kate and like now look it was just so sweet and wholesome. Also she is an example of a nipple baby that we're like, thank God. Thank God she got into acting. Thank God. Thank God she gave us how to lose a guy in ten days. Still one of the greatest rom coms that ever did. Ever did it. That ever did live. Another thing that's been on my timeline and like. Oh you came. You were like, I came prepared. I came prepared. I came prepared. Can't as fully asleep and I have things to say. Another thing that's on my timeline that I like literally didn't ask for. But since this is a sports podcast. The Miami Football game. Why I'm getting fed this. So I see like one tick tock of like some speech and I'm like that was like so sweet That's like the sweetest speech I've ever seen then I see another tick tock and it's like long on the speech I did you long on the speech yeah, and then I got the entire lore of the guy on Indiana for Nando Mendoza who is now my personal wait, this is Not to brag but like Mom has been on the road and I haven't been able to consume Miami niche sports Content I don't want to consume Miami niche sports either. Can you tell the group what's going on in Layman's terms basically there was like a big football game everyone was freaking out about it And it was Miami, Indiana great. I apparently Indiana is horrible This is the first time in a billion years. They've ever been good their quarterback Is this kid named Fernando Mendoza now unbeknownst to me He's from Miami his parents are Cuban. He's from Miami. He grew up his whole life wanting to go to Miami Oh, I later find out that the coach of Miami also went to high school with this guy's dad So you think he's gonna go to Miami. He's gonna be put on the team He goes all walk on Miami's like get out of here. We don't want you see that's fucking crazy because for you guys Oh, no walk on is literally saying can I play for free? I don't need a like a scholarship just let me it's basically like can I can meet you let me sit on the bench. So basically said no to letting me Like an inch he goes to Indiana He becomes the quarterback. He wins the high's been trophy this year. They go undefeated Which is insane because Indiana never has never won he goes down to Miami for the last big Whatever championship it is not only does he make the game winning touchdown his parents are in the audience His mom has MS so she cannot stand to cheer for him So the dad doesn't stand either He's six AM I can't I'm literally on my phone. It's 2 a.m. And I'm crying over for Ando Mendoza I'm like I know I need more sports is always in the mix of cry like I won't do anything except sports So it was the sweetest story and in a world still of male loneliness epidemic bullshit Here comes a guy whatever generation that even is I mean senior in college I have no idea what is that still Gen Z? Yeah, I would assume He just seemed so pure like he's so just like a nice guy like it's just Honestly all the men should be taking rather than like watching red pole pill ticktox of guys looks maxing They should be like looking up to this kid and it was and then there was a shot of him like at 11 the strip club in Miami and I was like Have a great time That's where we went on my bad shirt. That's where page got me a table I got to our rule came out make sure you listen to that episode Anyway, I hope to never be back on college football ticktock because I was the truth is is sports is men's reality TV So it does kind of track that like if you would consume male content it would be the most dramatic like game Yeah, give me a story honey Give me side characters. Give me lore from high school. No literally. It's like a reunion That you were watching was the bowl Championship Also the fact that you said layman's terms. That's a funny to me because I'm like first of all who's layman And do you think layman is like can some people stop using my terms? Yeah, I always like to think about it like in my head I picture someone laying down like you can listen to this information while you're Fast asleep, but layman's like maybe let's not plagiarize and let's come up with their own things and stop using my shit In terms of socializing I just remembered one of the things I was gonna say the rest is dead. It'll never come back to me so As someone who's nervous about socializing am I says before but I feel like Four mental health it's good for you to be around people to see yourself through their eyes Because you know how you're like constantly like in your own head making up your own stories about like who you are and like what you do and like Who what's your story today about people view you and then you like hang out with one Friend and they say one thing and you're like oh, okay, like I made a real complicated situation Have you ever described yourself to someone and then you sat back and been like I'm nothing like that Like sometimes I'll hear myself and I'll be like yeah, I'm like I love going and doing that and I'll be like No, I don't I literally hate going there and doing that Now when I go into that perspective it makes me see some positivity because sometimes I'm like this is just me like forcing myself to like Extend energy when I don't need to Also, I do want to expose the name of someone I told a story about on my pod because I'm very protective of people And I will not tell people's names, but I ran into them yesterday And I was like do you know I told a story about you on the pod and she was dying laughing She's like you should have said my name. You should have said my name. Can you tell them? It was me because that's hilarious So the girl who was trying to like party with me Who is traumatized to find out not only were you in your 30s, but you were also betrothed Mary I forgot about that part. Yeah thought I was 27 which upsides with her upsides with her It was Tara yummy who I did not know who she was I just like she started messaging me and then grace my Gen Z icon was like that's Mrs Tara yummy that you're talking to and I was like oh my god and Tara came to my show last night was so much fun. She's on like YouTube like she's like a streamer And she's just like that girl and she's just so fun and really friendly. I Feel like I've used like her sounds before and she's amazing tasting comedy clearly But she's so cute. She comes to the show. She stays afterwards. We're talking and she looks to me and she goes I was gonna ask you to come out with us, but I know you don't do that and I said and that and now we're gonna be close babe Now you get me hey Nana um once your When's your ambience start when do you have to take that? She's a hot tea It has a p.m. Peppermint I know you like peppermint can you put my pill in the jello, please? I'm like My name But no, I had the show in LA and actually wait we're gonna be great grandma's Like can we skip all that like kids? Shit I was being a mom and all that like like pain Staking and just Decision I feel like the only difference between grandma and aunt is like grandma like well, there's lots of difference But you both can like leave when you want but also grandma like you're the matriarch like you're like I was talking in Anna Yeah, she called me and she was like She was like why am I getting all this love like you love me so much and I'm like Nana you made everyone Like it's cuz you and pop a better church started this family And none of you would be anything without me literally I'm not to bring this up cuz I know Your grandma has since passed with my grandpa and they're hanging out right now. Okay, Gling I Have zero grandparents you talk about your grandparents every single pod you literally sound like does when I complain about I complain about my grandpa and he's like you have two grandparents and two parents left. I have nothing You know it actually is so like it's so nice you're being 34 and you still have a full set of grandparents That's like unheard of I feel like and see that's perspective and said to me crying every night over my grandpa I should have the igler's I'm your grandma got to see you get married that I feel like that. My grandma performed at Carnegie Hall My grandma's lived to be she's famous But one thing about I have to say about my Nana She does not stop talking about death She literally just gets on the phone and she's like okay now I live such a good life I've lived such a good life and I love you and I hope I make it To the next time I see you and I'm like why always hoping to make it to the next day It's so more bad. What are you in page doing because I need something to look forward to You're gonna make me cry. It's literally 11 a.m. On a Tuesday, and she's like yeah Oh, I've had so many good life experiences. What did I do to deserve this beautiful life that's gonna end any day now? She's like okay, I hope I talk to you again, and this isn't the last time by I'm like nan of life I like I'm crying in an Uber right now like what you do I'm having a great day that's gonna end any any second. Oh, and then my papa apparently got this like Test and the guy was like he's perfect. He's gonna live till he's 100. She goes. I'm gonna die before papa take care of No Nana and papa are gonna literally go on the same day. There's no way they're living a second Without each other. Yeah, no, I know and that's the ultimate romantic thing like murder suicide. 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What are your thoughts Emily Stone former Emma Stone is such a good actress and She's so good at like Bagonia was one of like the weirdest creepiest very original like Storytelling and she's so good at in her movies being relatable Yes, also being the actress in that you need in that move like the character in that movie I don't know how she does it. You know how we talk about like oh if you're going to see like a Ryan Reynolds movie You're going to see Ryan Reynolds pretend to be something but you're watching Ryan Reynolds Mm-hmm Emily Stone is so good at being No, I love it. That's like my new thing. I'm like Don't call her the wrong name. She's requested it. I'm like She's so good at like you knowing it's her but also fully believing in her character You're so right and I thought I was gonna hate that movie see I love weird-ass movies like that and it's but it's funny Because Emily Stone is in it. You know she's gonna take care of you. You're like I know that she's gonna make sure This is gonna be good for us. I love her friendship with Jennifer Lawrence because whenever I'm gonna watch a Jennifer Lawrence movie I'm like even if the movie is shit. I don't care because I want to watch Jennifer Lawrence do whatever she's doing I want to hang out with her for the next hour and a half so I don't care what the other characters are doing I'm gonna watch her. You know what people don't talk about enough? Easy a and crazy stupid love. We're such fucking good movies that do not get recognized enough in the cultural like ice One time I dated a guy and Um Torbal Okay, it's literally 7 a.m. Why would you say that? Crazy stupid love I went through a phase where like that was the movie I would just like turn on at night to be like like we'll fall asleep to this And he was like I think that movie is the worst. I think it's so stupid It makes me feel like uncomfortable and weird and like don't put it on. Let's unpack that sir. Let's unpack that Let's in layman's terms. Let's unpack that And I was like that's such a random movie To absolutely be triggered by like it's a romantic comedy What's his name is in it like how do you hate anything? Steve Carell is in it and what's the hot guy? Ryan Gosling. Yeah, I'm like how do you hate anything with Ryan Gosling? That's so probably wanted to sleep with Ryan Gosling, you know, and that's That's across. That's like not mine to bear for a minute. Yeah, wait can I give a A Beckham update Yes, because I actually talked to des which we don't talk enough about does is A Scorpio just like page and he's a psychic even though he doesn't believe in psychics But and I said does what is going on with the situation and he's like I don't know what you're talking about tell me what happened And I'm like, okay, well pages like psychic take is that the girl wrote it And he goes what did she say and I gave him the tea of it and he goes This is what gives it away. No guy would care that much about their wedding He goes no guy would write about their wedding that much And I was like so you didn't like getting married to me and he's like this isn't about us Well, I do I also think oh my god look at Victoria back I'm like team Victoria on this David Beckham came out and he was on some like He was like corresponding some type of show in the UK some like match or something And he inadvertently said like kids have to make mistakes and you kind of let your kids make mistakes on their own and especially with social media And then one of her like stylists came out and said that she was like look people can come out with different stories and be like Victoria's awful No Nicole is awful, which is like not good for girlhood but continue. Yeah We're again, we're getting distracted There's more important things happening in the world But then these two hot girls fighting but anyway, I continue Kind of like the same thing with like Prince Harry even though the situations are so I don't think they're that similar It's just like that they're British yeah, if a guy wants to leave his family like He's doing it like I don't know like that is like a thing within him like you can't tell him anything Wait, that's so funny because daughters don't do that Yeah, I feel like daughters if it the roles were reversed I really think people would be like hey is he controlling you like no one's really Diving into that. I don't know. It's a sad situation all around I do have to say Nikola does follow me on tic-tac, which means she has like incredible tastes like high-broke Tastes in comedy so I have to factor that in um, but then also I Victoria Beckham is my everything If I'm at my wedding and posh spice wants to dance I'm gonna let her freaking dance Beat me in the face at my wedding with the cutlery at the wedding and I'd be like thanks people attacking me and um I've our Fallon of me doing the worm going Victoria Beckham at Nikola's wedding But the truth is this is like family shit Yeah, I it feels like dirty and but also let's remember british press Is really intense is insane like next level and I know this as a tennis watcher that yeah in all the grand slams Wimbledon is the one where like there's always chaos because the press like goes insane with the players and it's like Unacceptable wait. Yeah speaking of tennis is there something going on with two of the tenet Yeah, what's going on with the two if you guys want to know okay? Okay Naomi Osaka yeah and Seranna Chris stayah Now Chris stayah has been in the game for a long time. She's 35. This is her last year of playing This is her last Australian open. She's playing Naomi Osaka who has is gonna go down as one of the grace of all times Had a baby and is now like coming back hasn't fully oh, I didn't know she had a baby Yeah, she's basically at the top of her game like everyone's like she's the next arena Had a baby and now she's like coming back she's seated now. She's doing great I feel like a fully spian sports broadcaster right now. This is the thing about woman's tennis. It's Brutal like it's one-on-one for like three hours. You're basically fighting a girl You'd love it and You're like tell me more what are the strategies? So In tennis there's all these like little Things that make things like rude or not rude like for example the last one with Taylor Townsend and someone else I said pingo got mad because she want to point when the ball hit the top of the net and came over which is like lucky And if you win a point even if it's Not the reason you won the point but it happened during the point you should put your hand up to just acknowledge like I'm sorry Mm-hmm, which is funny because baseball I love that in women's tennis It's like and also be courteous you also you you have to win but you also have to say sorry for winning Oh my god Meanwhile baseball the guy will take a hard The baseball rock he'd a guy square in the back is grab the back and he won't say sorry Well, like what's up? I'm watching what does I'm like he didn't put his hand up and he's like they just don't do that And I'm like you that was my accident you can say sorry. He didn't purposely hit the guy Not to bring the heated rivalry into it all you have to we all do all I see are like hockey clips in them fighting And then I saw a hockey clip and it was like kids hockey like maybe the kids were like 11 12 years old And they were letting them truly beat the shit out of each other on the ice and I'm like hey Um, this is so fucking crazy that this is even an allowed thing in the sport like I don't understand that girls Hockey like do that. I don't think no because they're normal kill each other with words I think because I like was so passionate about Traders then I kept getting tick togs of like Professional athletes that have done some of the most horrible things to women and their girlfriends wives And it's like and then they got a $50 dollar deal To play for the next five years And it was like they got they strangled their girlfriend they had to sit out two games They got caught to go to weed had to sit out for And so it's like there's all these little things in these like super male dominated arenas that like I feel like we don't even notice because we're like we're not even in there Yeah, that subconsciously teach them like no you can do that like just as long as you're good at a sport We don't give a fuck now for woman's tennis I do have to say like this should is happening all the time like this isn't like a crazy drama like there's other matches where there was drama and like it's just me only such a star yeah When you win a point you're allowed to be like come on But when you say come on there's also rules you can't do it now You have to curtail your You have to curtail you're not allowed to say come on like at the girl You have to like say it in the general vicinity So if I hit a winner and I look at you and I go come on right at you That's considered bad for worse and shit But if I turn to my team where I just say come on in the in the air it's okay I can pull my helmet off I'm out of you with Well, like tennis is a gentleman sport as they say but it's funny I've never said it out loud and me saying out loud the nuances sound fucking insane That sounds insane you're just like yeah, these are like the rules also In junior tennis you call your own lines So that means like you're basically your own umpire do you know how much cheating was happening Everyone's parents are about to beat the shit of them out if they lose you're like out And they're like it's just anyway, I have mental illness so So what happened is Naomi's pumped up. It's a third set And Serana Kristaya She misses her first serve And she's about a second serve also if if someone misses It's considered like not great sportsmanship to say come on Because it's like they made a mistake you didn't do anything It's one thing of a force error which means I had a really good shot which made you make a mistake That's okay, but if someone just like double faults you don't say like come on So Serana missed her first serve And they don't have cattilian while you're also trying to play a god damn Yeah, you're literally competing and also having to like Be so She has to be British So after the first serve Naomi is like pumping herself up. She's like come on. Let's go But I could see how Serana would be like are you cheering for my like first serve miss But look it's like it's one of those things where it's like it's third set It's war you're in a war she then decides to kind of carry on it and go to the umpire and be like Is she allowed to fucking do that and the operators like you mean like between serves and she's like Is she allowed to and the umpire is like yeah She's allowed to because it wasn't a hindrance because you weren't serving She's allowed to speak between serves But then it's like but in theory it's I guess consider kind of at sportsmanship to Say come on after someone misses a serve However Naomi also was like pumping herself up though it's very nuanced This is really funny for me specifically because we have an inside joke in my family that like the only phrase my dad says is come on hahaha When he loves that that's his vocal stem come on Come on anytime something happens like in our family if you get a text that says Page come on with a bunch of ends we know in dad's voice you're pissed off But also you don't really care it's just a small aggravation hahaha With over 50 years experience at fidelity we believe there's a difference between investing and being invested Make the most of your annual allowances before the 5th of April with our expert insights Excellent service and wealth of investment options so you can feel confident about your future For Isis pensions or advice be invested with fidelity go to fidelity.co.uk your capital is at risk terms apply Construction shapes our communities. It's why the industry's most innovative companies Trust ProCore is the leading technology partner for every stage of construction We know that anything is possible when we build together learn more at ProCore.com Wait small side note Because Just to explain my dad in a god damn nutshell I had to shoot something over like the past three days and so I like had my parents come to New York I was like why didn't come and like come to set with me like it's gonna be fun whatever My dad is like standing in front of me at my apartment and he's like you know page I just want to say something about the past couple of days now. I think he's gonna say So proud of you so cool so cool to witness what you've done magical This was so like I just I love you so much. Well when you become He goes now the uber to the place and back home. I didn't like that guy But the second day that guy knew what he was doing. Why did you get his card? He could have driven you around I'm obsessed with him and I'm like so in the past three days the only the only things you wanted to speak your mind about is the transportation I'm obsessed with him that that reminds me of my first show at the palladium in New York City That I sold out and everyone's freaking out and my opener Tracy Karnasso she drove in from Queens She gets in and my dad walks in and he says hi to Tracy and he goes how'd you get here? And she goes oh I parked and he goes You found a parking spot in time square And she's like yeah, I've got I fucking this is place around the corner. I fucking so he goes You found of Hannah she found a parking spot in time square literally I do the whole show like best night my life get off Where in the car my dad goes Tracy Karnasso that girl She found a fucking parking spot in time square. He talks about this for two weeks He sees her now. He goes remember when you found that parking spot in time square That is so that like literally walked off the stage and he goes Tracy's awesome Tracy's awesome again and also you know I couldn't drive at that point So it was very triggering for me. I was like I feel like this is coming towards me Um, so anyway Naomi Serranet you can go to the umpire and be like Is that girl in trouble like what's going on like it's literally going your mom mom like you did Yeah, like you title and then the person was like this isn't this is one of these rules That's like that's between you two like that's a right it's not like a form it's a nuance so Clear and Naomi is clearly like this girls mad at me and It gets fucking pretty quick before we start again. Are you mad at me? It's it's like very obvious. So also what you love is like when you play If I hit a ball and you call it out and I know you cheated me I can't get you to change it all I can do is be like are you sure So I basically come to net and go are you sure basically like are you gonna do this because then I'm gonna cheat you back later So all girls so fucking passive aggressive that's so British I feel like and then the girl responds and she'll be like Yeah, and then you go how far was it out because you know she's cheating So go how far was it and then she'll make like a huge like two feet and I'm like okay cool This was my childhood. This is oh my god Hannah that feels very southern like blessed your heart where you're like yes You just say to me bitch are you sure it's basically me going I don't believe you are you sure And then you wait and you cheat them when it's the most important point of the set but I digress that's just um Okay, I was like seeing take-talk videos and I was just like I can't fully understand what they're Fighting about people think Serana was mad that Naomi said come on It's it's it's cuz it was in between her first and second serve which is like kind of unheard of but In the third set things get heated and like I've done it Yeah, you just get pumped up and you're just like talking also Naomi was talking to herself That was also the nuance Naomi was like come on like pump yourself up. She wasn't all she wasn't like being like yeah You hit the serve wide yeah, come on And also Naomi is known to actually have like really good sportsmanship and be really calm Yeah, she's always holds herself really like like not too many emotions. I feel like I've seen some of her speeches Yeah, she's very like soft spoken She's not known for like like yelling that much which like a lot the girls love to yell and tennis But at the end Serana loses Comes up to the net and like an aggressive the handshake is a whole thing. Okay. I saw that and then Naomi did Naomi say what was that for? Yeah, so Naomi is again showing that like Naomi is innocent Naomi Like doesn't even know that she pissed her off and what she did. Okay, when you come to the net If you don't like the girl you do literally like a limp barely touch Okay, that's how you should because you have to shake their hair after and if you like them You give them a hug and if it's just like a normal match whatever you just shake it It's in the rule book that you must shake hands after you have to shake hands after which me saying this out loud I've never thought of this before but like it's like Imagine after fighting with someone you have to shake their hand regardless of what happens And you could be like 13 years old I was crying the whole match and then I have to go shake their hand. Oh, I mean, I guess it's like when like I mean But do they have to press it's like if you play chess no I was gonna say like after like baseball when they get in a line and they get down there like they get it Do they do that in professional? Yeah, they do they do so like it's basically like and a match shake hand If you're really mad you don't shake their hand, but so wrong it comes in and like does a whole like kind of pushes Or thing and Naomi's like what happened? What are you talking about? I saw the video and she was like what was that for and I guess she kind of figures it out, but then Naomi Then out fucking interviewer comes up to you in that moment when you know you're fucking hot like you You just got assault like you just you realized someone is basically saying yeah Hate you and she's processing it and Naomi it was like the first time she ever got like a little sassy And she was like, I don't know if it was my last Australian open. I'd be mad too And it was like she's basically saying like your career's done bitch Sorry, I got a text I was like that was the punchline. I was like that was the whole story was for that moment I Will share with the class wait Actually from someone at the bank and he's I may see the word fraud. I'm like I'm like, I know I'm literally I become pretty. I don't know why oh It was a fraud alert. Okay, I respect that That is crazy if it was my last Australian open. I'd be mad too. Yeah, basically being like this bitch is done Like I've been mad too if this is how you end Like I'm sad for you and then yeah, she said and then she ended it. She's so Gen Z She was like bro and she never says bro. She was like bro She never says bro like she was like Like talking to her friends. She was like bro, what like they're always like so robotic because they're just like all They're all sponsored by like Rolex like tennis like you have to be like no tennis Really gentlemanly and chic so anyway But also like it was actually like a day in the life of a tennis player like this should happens all the time And people don't really know the nuances. So everyone's like freaking out But um basically so they all they got he did and that's what happened he derivalry This was a legit sports podcast today No, I know also some people will message me and be like hey Can you discuss this sports stuff like people are getting into it? They really are oh because tennis has such like I just keep using this word But it really does have such nuances Especially because I really feel like tennis is the only sport even more so than golf were like People watch the women just as much if not more than the men You know what I mean like and they're they're at the same they're in the same places. They're at the same tournaments So it is very interesting when I was little and I saw serena Williams I was like that's what I want to do like because that was a woman getting like as much or more respect than the men And I was like Oh shit. I like that power. Oh, I like that feeling. I hate to revert back to my reality TV roots But all I can think of is like They all must sleep with each other and they all must like get into fights And they it must be so there must be such good gossip in there. There's also a locker room So like after they play they have to go in the locker room together Yeah, they're not just like walking home like they have to go to the locker room. There's a players lounge There's a day. Why did I like a meaty? Why did I think it was like everyone has their own green room type situation Because it's an individual sport. It's love island everyone's I mean Wimbledon There's a Wimbledon like it's a city where everyone just stays during the tournament but the funny thing is The girls like they don't they're not friends with each other really there is a podcast that I will recommend if you love tennis called the players box with my friend Jesse Pagula Very cute name Madison keys Jennifer Brady and Desiree Crosick I think I pronounced her last name right, but she's like incredible. They're all incredible. Anyway So watch that Really just like some positive news. Yeah Fetty Wop is back. No like And he looks healthy, you know like wait he does He looks strong He was lifting Not to not to talk about a man's body, but he looks good. Not to sexualize Fetty Wop But I couldn't help but think Eatin good and jail like It's kind of like shapel how we went from like so skinny to one day. I'm like he could carry me he could be up Like completely body like body she wanted to know so whole some about Fetty Wop He like genuinely thought that we like forgot about him, you know And it's like no, no, we've just been holding out. I thought about him every day I don't even know what he did and I to be honest I don't care because he brought so much joy to my life Contemporary the artist from art. I actually have no idea what he did I think it was like it was like minor drug related If I had a nickel he went yeah, no one was murdered I'll look into it later I put on trap queen yesterday before my show and I was like That was the most beautiful time and then this is what it's like to be married to me Like does was like fall asleep last night like everything was peaceful And he just gets a text from me being like am I your trap queen and he's like what And I'm like am I your trap queen and he's like lose my number I can't deal with this right now. I'm literally falling asleep And I'm like so you hate me. Okay, so you don't even so if I'm not your trap queen, what am I what am I to you? You are you are like annoying You are how I feel when like a someone Gen Z texted me the most insane text and they're being dead serious And all I want to text back is there's no way you're fucking serious No texting me that I think that's a good way to end this week. Oh my god. Yes page needs to now that I'm awake So early I have to jump on a flight you have to go um, I love you so I'm so excited to see you in person I know I miss you. I miss you so much. It's been forever and I hug we need to eat a high For my coffee, but I do have such you know when I get down from the high. I will be mad at you about this um I love you guys so much No, this was like a drunken episode um, thank you for giggling. We'll talk to you later. 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