Mostly Sports With Mark Titus and Brandon Walker

Kate, Hannah Montoya & Annika Debut Mostly Ladies | Mostly Sports EP 631 | 4.15.26

96 min
Apr 15, 20263 days ago
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Summary

This episode features a special 'Mostly Ladies' edition with Kate, Hannah Montoya, and Annika as guest hosts. The show covers the Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl social media feud, Justin Bieber's Coachella performance, various sports topics including the NBA playoffs and WrestleMania, and concludes with a soccer grid game.

Insights
  • Female influencers dominating short-form content (TikTok) and long-form content (podcasts) operate in separate competitive realms with distinct audiences and engagement strategies
  • Social media beefs between creators often serve dual purposes: genuine conflict resolution and organic marketing/attention generation for upcoming projects
  • The podcast format increasingly attracts younger female talent who prioritize authenticity and relatability over polished perfection, differentiating from traditional media personalities
  • Parasocial relationships drive significant audience loyalty and engagement, particularly when creators appear 'real' and vulnerable on camera
  • Sports and pop culture commentary from non-traditional sports media personalities (female hosts) is gaining traction and audience engagement comparable to traditional sports coverage
Trends
Rise of female-led sports and pop culture commentary podcasts challenging traditional male-dominated sports mediaShort-form content creators (TikTok) increasingly transitioning to long-form platforms (podcasts, reality TV) to expand audience and revenueAuthenticity and 'realness' becoming primary differentiator for influencers over traditional metrics like follower countCelebrity feuds and drama becoming primary content drivers for entertainment podcasts, often blurring lines between genuine conflict and marketingYounger audiences (Gen Z) preferring relatable, imperfect creators over polished, perfect influencersCross-platform influencer ecosystem where success on one platform (TikTok) directly translates to opportunities on others (podcasts, reality TV)Barstool Sports expanding female talent and programming to capture growing female audience in sports and entertainment media
Topics
Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl social media feud and influencer conflict dynamicsShort-form vs. long-form content creator strategies and audience segmentationFemale influencer authenticity and parasocial relationshipsNBA playoffs coverage and sports commentaryWrestleMania and professional wrestling fandomCountry music emerging talent (Ella Langley, Megan Moroney)Celebrity dating and relationship speculationInfluencer marketing and brand partnershipsSocial media platform dynamics (TikTok, Instagram, Twitter)Podcast guest selection and content strategySports betting and DraftKings partnershipsCoffee and beverage brand sponsorshipsFashion and lifestyle product endorsementsReality TV and Vegas entertainment eventsBarstool Sports company culture and internal dynamics
Companies
Barstool Sports
Primary media company producing the podcast; discussed regarding company culture, talent management, and internal dyn...
Call Her Daddy
Alex Cooper's podcast discussed extensively in context of her feud with Alex Earl and career trajectory
Unwell Network
Alex Cooper's media company mentioned in context of her podcast and business ventures
The Athletic
Sports media company mentioned in context of Russini's employment and departure
New York Times
Media company mentioned in context of Russini's employment situation
Dallas Wings
WNBA team mentioned in context of Paige Bueckers and Azzie Fudd draft discussion
WWE
Professional wrestling company discussed in context of WrestleMania and wrestler talent
Fleetwood Mac
Band referenced in analogy comparing Paige Bueckers and Azzie Fudd relationship to Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham
People
Kate
Co-host of Mostly Ladies episode; discussed personal life, sports opinions, and participated in various segments
Hannah Montoya
Co-host of Mostly Ladies episode; discussed sports, pop culture, and participated in various segments
Annika
First full episode appearance on Mostly Sports; discussed Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl feud and various topics
Brandon Walker
Primary host of Mostly Sports; led episode discussions and segments throughout the show
Mark Titus
Regular co-host of Mostly Sports; absent from this episode but referenced multiple times
Alex Cooper
Central figure in major social media feud with Alex Earl; discussed extensively regarding her career and behavior
Alex Earl
Central figure in feud with Alex Cooper; discussed as rising influencer and TikTok personality
Brianna Chicken Fry
Mentioned as supporting Alex Earl in the feud; discussed as influential voice in influencer community
Dave Portnoy
Discussed as playing both sides of Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl feud; mentioned regarding Vegas event planning
Justin Bieber
Discussed in context of Coachella performance and career trajectory compared to Andre Agassi
Hailey Bieber
Mentioned in context of Justin Bieber's personal life and career support
Andre Agassi
Used as analogy for Justin Bieber's career trajectory and comeback story
Steffi Graf
Mentioned in context of Andre Agassi's comeback and personal life
Paige Bueckers
Discussed in context of WNBA draft and relationship with Azzie Fudd
Azzie Fudd
Discussed as first overall WNBA draft pick and romantic partner of Paige Bueckers
Ella Langley
Discussed as emerging country music talent and subject of Nikki Smokes' recent fandom
Riley Green
Discussed as attractive country music personality and former partner of Megan Moroney
Megan Moroney
Discussed as emerging country music talent competing with Ella Langley
Russini
Discussed regarding her departure from The Athletic and alleged Masters attendance controversy
Nikki Smokes
Discussed regarding his recent fandom of Ella Langley and tendency to claim discovery of trending artists
Movie
Surprise guest who joined the show mid-episode; participated in Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl discussion
Quotes
"Alex Earl younger than Alex Cooper. Yes. Alex Earl is about 24, 25. How old is Coop? She's in her 30s now."
KateEarly in episode
"This really is. Look at the numbies and look at the views on this. This is our Super Bowl. Okay. This is the biggest rivalry all of us. Humans are probably the biggest thing to happen in America this year."
Brandon WalkerDuring Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl discussion
"I think there's always been little dramas here and there. Who knows?"
KateDiscussing Alex Cooper's history of conflicts
"She rules the long-form content realm Alex Earl. She rules the short-form content realm and they both have like seven million followers apiece."
Hannah MontoyaAnalyzing Cooper vs. Earl dynamics
"I think you know what I think I think they rule different realms. Okay You got Alex Cooper. She rules the long-form content realm."
Hannah MontoyaMid-episode analysis
Full Transcript
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This whole room's gonna sink up. It's the thing that the show is hosted by Cody Pax. The most slim fitting, super absorbent Cody Pax. Okay. So you came up with Cody Pax but you didn't come up with anything else. That's, had to pull some strings. Get this box together. The ladies are here. Hi Hannah. Hello. Hey Annika. Hey Brandon. Annika, is this your first time? Own mostly sports? For the entirety, yeah. For the actual show itself and not just a one off appearance. Not just a little. How do you feel? I feel like a million bucks. How's your decision making lately? So good. So good. Good, really? That good? Why did you, Hannah, why'd you laugh at her when she said that? Because she's right. Okay. It's been really good and I've seen it. How's your decision making? Actually, actually a lot better. Yeah. Kate, you're 39 years old and beat to all hell. I know your decision making sucks. No ring. Two kids, yeah, no. Wait a minute. Ladies. Mamosas. Oh, kiki, kiki, kiki, kiki. Mamosas. I need to be counter representative. Don't mind if I do. Oh, God. Something happened. That's good. That's good. It sounds like the hens are going to be clucking in me. That's what this tastes like. Isn't this what we do? Oh, wait. I'm sorry. We're going to kiki. Actually, Brandon, I know you're not a big mimosa guy. I brought your favorite drink. Where is it? I probably threw it away. Did you leave it over here? Oh, here it is. White wine. Oh. White wine. Oh. This one has strong notes of my lakefront mansion is too far from the office. White wine. Here you go. 87% cholesterol in that. Scones. Scones for the girls. There's unlimited room back there. I got scones, ladies. Get back over here. Get your scones. I'm coming. Bitches do love scones. Yeah, bitches love scones. Hey, thanks. Yes. Wow. Mimosas and scones. Mmm. Somebody has to eat scones, right? Y'all eat scones? Somebody has to. I think women do. I would say we take over that. Is that a good scone? So dry. Mmm. Yep. What about the scone? That too. It's extremely dry. Wow. Is there a yeast in here? It's very yeasty. Yeah, there certainly is in that chair. Ah. Oh. All right. Fanta. Yeah, that's all I had planned if y'all want to just go. Thanks for having us. Connor and Evo did this stupid bowling stream last night. That looked terrible. So it did look awful. And I had to make alternate plans because, and then luckily you were in the office. Yeah, you were. As you always are because you don't have a husband to go to home to. So I, and now these lovely ladies here have joined us. And we don't have husbands to go home to either. Yeah. You will soon, maybe, I don't know. Probably not. 54% of marriages do end in divorce. So 54 now? I think it's between 52 and 54%. Nice. And 76% of those are initiated by the female. So I was going to ask, what's wrong with you bitches? Well, we got mine out of the way. I did that already. All three of us, none of us are on track for a divorce right now. I guess that's true. You've got to have a ring on your finger before you can even consider a divorce. I guess there's really only one person here whose wife could divorce them. Who could be sitting at home right now. Plotting up, signing papers. And sleeps on the couch all the time and is always at work. I think I'd certainly think about that. That didn't make sense. How can I sleep on the couch all the time and be at work? This couch. I sleep on the couch at work. I do. Yeah, okay. That makes sense. All right. So this is ladies, if you'll indulge me, a sports show. Yes, certainly. Last night, the NBA, the play in game, the Hornets. And. Those are bees. Well, I'm sorry. I don't know that Hornets a bee. I think a Hornets a Hornet. You think Hornets is a category of a bee? I think they're in the same family. You think a wasp is a bee? Family. What do you think Hannah Hornet bee? I would say they're related for sure, at least heavily. Sure, related, but like, like Eagles and Haw, Eagles and Owls are related, but they're two totally different things. Hornets and bees have to be way more similar. Then, then birds. Then Eagles and Owls. Eagles and Owls are both birds of prey. They both, they both fly around and eat rats. Both Philadelphia, and Temple Owls, Philadelphia Eagles. You got, they're right there right next to each other. Annika? Hornets and bees both sting. So I'm right there with Kate. So do jellyfish. But those are made of jelly. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Okay, so they play the game. The Hornets play the game. And they, they beat the, the fuck, they beat the heat. They beat the heat. And I know all the heat fans were sad, so they had to look for, for comforting last night, comforting arms of a former lover. How was your night, Annika? Not spent with a former lover. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm just, I'm just checking. I'm just checking. You never know. You never know. Oh, Miami, Florida, Florida. Okay. Slow burn. That wasn't slow burn at all. Okay. That was a fast burn. I was like, why the fuck would, okay, I got it. He's a, he's a heat fan. We're just warming up over here. He got the job by a heat bed. Didn't know that. Okay. Oh, and that's actually the craziest thing ever. Like how that happened. Yeah. Well, he has one of the craziest job hiring stories. Yeah. Yes, he does. He's a heal. Crazy as all of us. Wait, he has a crazy job hiring story. Yeah. He has a crazy job hiring story. Wait, he has a crazy job hiring story and he's a heal and a lot of people don't like him. Kind of like hornets and bees are related. It might be a similarities here and there, but let's get down to the business at hand. Alex or Alex, what's going on? Okay. Bitches, what's going on? What's, what's, what's really going on? Now, can I explain this for your listeners? Yes, please. Sports terms. Sure. Okay. This is basically Frazier Ali. Okay. But to really explain it so that you fellas know what to talk about in the bar on Friday night, you want to talk to a lady about this. Oh my God. Brandon, what's happening with these gals? Has all been seen before? Sure. San Francisco 88. That's right. Alex Cooper is to Alex Earl as Joe Montana is to Steve Young. Ah, a battle with the backup. Joe Montana had just led the Niners to a Super Bowl, right? That's right. He's at the top of his game. He's beating the Bengals. Everybody loves him. Sure. Now suddenly he's unwell. Okay. He's sitting on the bench and in comes a young taking his place. Ah. Who skyrockets past him and is getting all the praise. Alex Earl younger than Alex Cooper. Yes. Alex Earl is about 24, 25. How old is Coop? She's in her 30s now. Oh my goodness. Likewise, Cooper's finding out it's tough when a young comes along and steals your thunder. Don't I know how that goes? Yeah. Uh-oh. Long story short. Right. Okay. Call her daddy's Cooper. Starts unwell network after leaving Barstool as we all know. Yeah. She brings Earl aboard for hot mess with Alex Earl. They have some kind of falling out. Right. And it's goodbye Earl. Goodbye Earl. Exactly. It's goodbye Earl. Earl has to go. Yeah. Then Earl moves on. She's crushing on dancing with the stars. She's dating Texans, Braxton Berrios. So Earl is past Coop. But she's still finding time. And now she's past Berrios. But now she's like, is she talking to Tom Brady? What's going on with that? And then suddenly people are noticing that Earl is liking comments and stuff that are shading Alex Cooper. And people are like, what's going on with that? Oh. Then the final straw comes when Earl reposts a TikTok where some lady is calling Cooper an emotional ambulance chaser for interviews with broken celebrity women. She's like Maxing. She's like Maxing, right? So Cooper was like, go ahead. Just say what you want to say. She makes a post. I saw that last night. She's sitting in a chair. And then they ever say that's for the question. It's just a woman's voice, Brandon. It's just a woman's voice. Then Earl, there's a video of Alex Earl getting woken up at Coachella. Her friends come in. Oh my God. They're like, girl, wake up. Look at this video. How much of a jump scare in any morning when your friends come in the room, they're like, you need to see this. Like, what are you feeling in your heart? You're going to vomit on yourself. But she watches. She's in her bed. She's all curled up under the comforter and she's watching Alex Cooper. And her response is like, all right, bet. I'm coming for you. So now I don't know if we can keep checking throughout the show to see if Alex Earl responds during the show. Are we on Alex Watch? We're on Alex Watch. Okay. Basically, we've got a grudge match. What is this just like? 1994. Chief Sniner's. Joe Montana. Joe Montana. Steve Young. Now going against. Now they're not on the same team anymore. They're going against each other. They're a combatants. Yes. And who won that game? Do you remember? Joe Montana. Joe Montana. Alex Cooper. Oh, so okay, we've got a prediction now. That's the prediction based off spiritual sports history. Sure. But everyone seems to be, from me, I'm on, I had a tough time choosing either side. I'm old. I don't follow this stuff too closely. It seems like everybody is team Alex Earl. Team Earl. Everybody seems to be team Earl. So Dave Portnoy, he has his T by the C where he's been updating everybody. Sure. And he said he had a secret source who is team Earl as Brianna Chicken Fry. Okay. How do we know that's a secret source? She confirmed it on her story. She confirmed it on her story. Oh my God. And he forgot to scratch out her name again. Oh wow. Okay. Still blue coffees new can lattes are here crafted with a hundred percent Columbian coffee. Each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors. Espresso Cafe Mocha and Espresso sweet cream. 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I might choose the end of the show. Ooh, it could be tough. All right. Or the show. Could you? That could be. That might not be great. All right. Do you have any more context to add to this, too? Yes, please add anything you'd like. I think it's important to note that there are producers here who weren't a massive fan of Alex Cooper. Ah. And that speaks very highly to character for me. And in terms of Alex Earl, I just simply have a very parasocial relationship with her. And I like her a lot. So your team, Alex, with an I. Yes. Now, I would like to point out that just because a producer at Barstool said something about you doesn't necessarily make it true. And sometimes they'd be lying for internet clout and likes and they'd be saying shit that you don't treat people that well, even though you treat people wonderfully and give them a moses. So I'm just going to say. So you don't make TJ Lotion your back? TJ Lotion's my back. I do that because I want to. All right. It was never. That's part of the writer. Yes. He was never made to do that. Pardon me. You like it? It's consensual. I love Lotion. People do say that about TJ. Like it's not about Brandy's back. It's more about the Lotion. He's just the lover of the game. I just bitch his loves, goons, TJ Lotion. I got something from the sky is blue. All right. I'm going to tell you. Yes. Your thoughts on the matter. I actually have been going a little bit back and forth because I didn't know people had bad reviews of Cooper here. I didn't. But I will say just to point out for extra information that in Cooper's video, she has her sunglasses on. She looks very confident. And she's saying like you can say like Alex, just say it. If you're going to keep reposting stuff like you and I both know it's not that big of a deal. It's like we're kind of waiting for something that like maybe will not be that big of a deal. But it does seem like Alex Earl is pretty much in the right. And your thoughts on the Hornets winning last night despite Conn Canipple on the score in six points. I'm not a Charlotte fan. Here's the thing about. Here's the thing about Earl and Cooper. This really is. Look at the numbies and look at the views on this. This is our Super Bowl. Okay. This is the biggest rivalry all of us. Humans are probably the biggest thing to happen in America this year. Okay. Society. Now, I also saw before you take your pick some other things on Dumois, that site or whatever, saying that from the start, Alex Cooper had Alex Earl on her podcast called her daddy. Sure. And apparently was asking her all sorts of things about her and Braxton Berrios and blah, blah, blah, that behind the scenes Alex Earl was not comfortable with. And she was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then also there was a deleted social media post from the Alex Earl has joined Unwell party where it's like Alex Cooper showed me how she got her men and it's, it's like Alex Cooper going like this to Alex Earl. Okay. And it got deleted very quickly from it was like, and so people were saying, people were saying the energy, this is go look at this is not, this is just me sharing one. Girl. Okay. I know. I'm just saying. So people are saying what's Cooper's energy. It might have been a little much. That's T. That's T. Alex Earl. Okay. So this is all T. Clocking in. Girl. Okay. So I feel like, cause Alex Cooper has that sometimes sports gals. Yeah. Like I played rugby for a while and sometimes one of the gals would just like come over and tackle you in the middle of a party and that was not, I'd be like, what the fuck was that? But you were just, you were just, you were just, you were just a lesbian for a while. Yeah. Sure. Smoked Marlboro Reds. I just remembered something. Can you guys tell me if this is sure if this is a fever dream? I feel like in the Caller Daddy episode with Alex Earl, didn't she bring up Alex Earl's old like ex-boyfriend and was like, he used to DM me. Like I'm pretty sure she did something like that. That was like, I do believe you're right on that one. I don't like that. I'm going to go, I'm going to go hard on Earl. I just always think that stuff is so weird. Yeah. I think there was a whole lot of discomfort and a whole lot of, they thought they were going to mesh really well and it turns out like not the same vibe. Right. Cause women just can't get along. We just can't get along. We just can't get along. Annika. People are speculating Alex Earl does. Alex Earl does have a reality show coming out. So people are wondering if the timing on this, cause this beef is over two years old at this point. It's all marketing. So people are wondering speculating a little, we'll see. Are they in cahoots or is Alex Earl on her own just drumming up attention? Well you and I once did a beef for, for marketing purposes. We, we, sirloin. And, and yes, well, and, and nobody gave a fuck. Nobody. They gave a shit. Not a soul. And they canceled our show cause it sucks so much. It's crazy cause we're both blondes. Well, with large breasts. Some of us are more gray than blonde. Some of us don't have breasts. Hey, don't forget the light colored eyes. That's a selling point. Hers are like gray. That's cooler. I got beautiful sparkling blue eyes. You guys have great jeans. Who? What'd you say? You have cool jeans. All right. You get that reference? No. Old timer? Oh titties. Yes. Yes. Now you're locked in. I am. If we lose you, let's just say boobs and then he'll come back. He'll come back. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Also make your final pick. Okay. Just let me be me girl. All right. Let me, let me work on this. So Tupper worked here. There are, now I gotta ask you TJ. You're in the producer community a lot more than, than me. Does the complaint, producer complaints have legs here? I think there is at least one person in this office who worked heavily on the rise of Call Her Daddy. Sure. And maybe does not get the credit that they deserve for their, their influence. Tom, Tom Leigh. Tom Leigh. They just did a Call Her Daddy documentary about the rise of Call Her Daddy. He was not called for an interview. So they didn't call him. Right. Yeah. Interesting. Right. Call her daddy. So there you go. Okay. So, so there's a point in Alex Hurl's direction. Yeah. And then Alex Cooper did have a breakup with her previous bestie host. So it's like, what's, is this a trend? Second point. I don't know who Alex Hurl is. Now I remember a Christmas party, a barstool Christmas party back in the heyday of the barstool Christmas parties. And I'm pretty sure they got into a big fight. Who did? Alex Cooper and Sophia. Oh, really? At the party? Fuffia? Everybody was pretty drunk. Really? And I think Spider had to help them get back into their apartment or something. I don't know. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that. Does it matter if you're whispering if, if, if you have a mic? No, I guess not. Okay. Okay. Anyway, so I just feel like there's always been little dramas here and there. Who knows? Has Dave Portnoy probably picked a side? I think he's playing both sides pretty well. I think so. I think he's friends with them both. I think he admires them both. Sure. Alex Earl also, I think comes from, she's a Jersey. Alex Cooper's in like in her 30s now, so Dave, she's gone. Right, she's gone. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Gazz hasn't paid attention to her in a decade. No, it's been a long time. Right. Okay. But I do think Alex Earl comes from like a stooly area. Sure. So she's kind of a stooly. Maybe. I'm making that up. We got two Alex's eyes over there. What's yours? I wanted to say Cooper because I've never, I've only ever had none. I've only ever had nice interactions with her the one time I interacted with her. I only have one interaction too. And that's when we had our telethon and she, they asked me to hold up their thong. Whoa. They were selling, selling. And I had to hold the thong. I was getting reactions around the office to a viral video where some guys arm snaps in half and I got hers and she was like, ew. Oh, that's a good interaction. That's fucking amazing. I felt pretty good about it. She probably remembers. You know what to balance things out. I'm going to go team Alex. Oh, because listen, I don't want this to be a slanted room. I want this. This isn't Stephen Chase house. I would like this to be, uh, oh, you're going. Oh, I like that Kate because Brian and chicken fry, I feel like has her finger most on the pulse of the behind the scenes influencer world. And she seems to like fervently be repping this Alex. So I, I don't like that you told me that last because I, I don't like that you told me that last because I like, I'm a chicken fry guy. I would have just sided with chicken fry. Oh, what are you converting? No, I can't convert. She already have that. Right. The hats all the way over there now. Let it be known. I've declared for Alex Earl. You have declared for Alex Cooper. Okay. Everybody keep refreshing today on Tik Tok. See if Alex responds. Which one? Alex Earl either. Okay. Onto more sports news. Are you hosting the show? Yes, I am. This one has. So the hundred twenty seven hundred twenty six. The Hornets, uh, really stayed off. Now, Andre Agassi. Yes. You tell me what in pop culture right now. This is exactly like would 90s top of his game. He's dating Brooke Shields, eight grand slams, but then bam injuries off court issues were a bad wig to cover his hair loss, lost his love of the game. And dip his toe in the old meth pond a little bit. Okay. Sure. This remind you guys of anybody yet? My dad. Maybe somebody who was on top of the YouTube game. Who was dating Selena Gomez. Eight times triple platinum, but then bam drag racing DUI arrest. Also a big court guy. Joe Pesci. Disillusionment with the industry started wearing colorful do rags. Tupac. Maybe dipping his toe in the old Xanax pond. Anybody. Ron Beves. Are we talking about. We're talking about Bieber cella. Okay. What did Agassi do next though when he hit rock bottom Brandon? Married a German bitch. Okay. He turned it around in a positive direction. You're right. He bag Steffi graph. He went from one 40th in the tennis rankings. I don't know about that. A second in the world. In the biggest sleep ever in the oldest guy to ever be second in the world. What does Bieber do? I'm just saying if I was on the bag, Haley Baldwin, $10 million to headline Coachella. I thought her name was Haley Bieber. She does covers of himself on YouTube live on stage volleying back and forth with himself. What did you just say? What was that with baby? Just like Agassi going back and forth with his demons. You see. And they won. They both won. That's a clean ace brother. Do you think Steffi graphs attractive? Yeah, I do. TJ. Show her a picture of Steffi graph. I think she's lying. I think she's lying. I think you're doing the woman thing of every woman's beautiful. That's what I think. Yeah, I think I'm beautiful. Well, yeah. Okay. There you go. I think she's beautiful. I think she's very pretty. I think if you showed Steffi graph a photo of Brandon Walker, she'd go, whoa. But why would you show her a picture of Brandon Walker? That doesn't make sense. Y'all like that? I hope Andre Agassi whoops your ass with a racket. Montoya, you've taken the lead. I really like it. Really good. Any problems with your mimosas? No, my mimosas delicious. I want to save it for the entire show. Notice you didn't take it by your scound. What do you mean I didn't? Yes, I did. Oh, Hannah didn't take it by her scound. And then I got a little insecure about the mic and the chewing. Oh, yeah. People want to kill me for that on the act sometimes. Well, yeah, because we have an entire lunch break right before the act and you still... Everybody's talking about his headlining act at Coachella, okay? Because people either loved it or hated it. Yes. Okay? They loved it or hated it. He brought out some other people, but he was doing deeper cuts. Sure. People wanted to hear the classics. Then he whipped out, it was just him at a desk on YouTube and like he would pull up baby and he's duetting with like little Justin Bieber singing with him. And some people thought this was like the highest expression of artistic whatever. Right. Other people. Young's thoughts. Steve Young? Steve Young. Thought that. Joe Montana. Question. Mm-hmm. Putting her aside because you two are, you know, way bigger and more famous and better. Why didn't you go to Coachella? Oh, why didn't we? Brandon, you can't just ask a girl why she didn't go to Coachella. Oh, you can't? No. It's a really awkward spot here to say we're not cool enough. Yeah. You don't ask age, weight or why your girl didn't go to Coachella. How much did you weigh? Oh, my God, friend. Really little. Really little. Because one pound. Okay. So, okay. No. Brandon, all the creators get like sent out there by brands because otherwise the AirBnBs are like $100,000 for one day. Okay. So you have to get like. Why didn't you go to Coachella, Kate? I don't care for my kids. I got a lot of offers, but turn it down for the family. Who made the offers? Cody Pax. Cody Pax. Cody Pax said, we'll insert ourselves into this Coachella thing here. And then the, it was the Blazers and the Suns. Blazers, by the way. I didn't even think the Blazers were all that good this year. I thought they were just the. Now, when you think of Miami and brain issues, who comes to mind? Clav. Clav. Clav. Tua Tunga-Vai-Lola. Correct. Yes. And then he now plays for the Atlanta Falcons. He did a switch, but he was there. Am I right? And that reminds us of, that's right, Clavicular. Sure. Have you seen that? Here we are. You see the one that got brutally frame mugged by the ASU frat leader? Yes. Yes, Brandon. Yes, he did. And by the host of 60 minutes recently, I believe. Yes. Brandon Peters, better known as Lux Maxing Streamer, Clavicular. His name is Brandon Peters. That's disappointing. Braden. Pardon me. Braden Peters. Much cooler. Brandon? I'd say he's mugging you on that. It's the new- He changed my name to Brandon Cox. The new Brandon. Anyway. He was quarterback for Auburn actually. He has believed, and this is sad. What? He's believed to have suffered an overdose while live streaming. Just last night, Miami Fire was on the scene, 20 year old man possible overdose. He was behaving oddly on live stream when the video cut off, so people called 911, all kinds of stuff. He posted a photo of himself this morning with blood all over his face saying, just got home, that was brutal. All the substances are just a cope trying to feel neurotypical while being in public, but obviously that isn't a real solution. The worst part of tonight was my face descending from the life support mask. We all hate when that. Does he not know what certain words mean? No, he's just kind of making his own thing. Okay. All right. What is, help me out with neurotypical. Like not autistic and awkward around other people. Meaning like normal in public. But wouldn't he mean I'm trying to feel typical? He's autistic. Yeah. He's saying like he doesn't. But I guess what I'm saying is he's trying to just feel normal. He's doing drugs to do, to feel normal. He wouldn't need a name to replace typical. Right. You just can't don't say neurotypical. You just say typical. Just say normal. Neuro as in brain. Brain typical. Yes. Like your brain funk. Oh, brain normal. Right. Yep. And descending meaning worse. I thought neuro divergent. Okay. I never mind when I thought that meant. I'll just say maybe he could take a play out of to his book. He left Miami. Yes. Took up Jiu Jitsu. Sure. Strengthening his neck muscles to hold up the jawline and the rest of the head. And yeah, but leave, maybe leave Miami. Take a little break. May I, am I asking a question? Sure. Today it's called mostly ladies, but normally it's called mostly sports. We got the NBA playoffs starting up. Baseball season's going. Just had the masters and your first three stories were Alex versus Alex, Bieber and Clavicular. I actually have a sports one for you. Do you? What do you think of in the sports world when you think of the tour love affair between Stevie, Stevie next and Lindsay Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac? Pagebeckers and Ozzie Fudd. Yes. Oh, that's right. You are. Right. That's a good one. Two star cross lovers on the same team. Yes. That's what, right. And it didn't work out for Fleetwood Mac. But there was a landslide and that's what the Dallas Wings are going to be winning by. Don't stop believing. Please do. That's not right. Anyways, that's right. Pagebeckers already on the Dallas Wings. Yes. Guess who gets drafted number one to the Dallas Wings? Our girlfriend, Ozzie Fudd. Ozzie Fudd. No, Kate, when you were a lesbian, would you have wanted your lover to be, have been drafted to Barstool? I mean, brother, that's a rugby team. Because I can't imagine it would work out if your significant other worked at Barstool. You know what? You actually did. No. Okay. You actually did. I said significant other though because I think Pat's out there trying to. To slang. Yeah. To do certain things. My situation ship was through Barstool, certainly. And it worked out pretty good. I think you got two beautiful children. Yeah. So I think this is going to go well for them. For Ozzie, but I don't know that I don't want to get into the specifics of, I guess what I was going to ask is what if they break up? Right? No. What? Okay. What if they don't break up? What? But what if Ozzie Fudd's not any good and the Dallas Wings have to cut her? What happens when the scissors come out? Have you seen her? Tell me have you seen her? Stunning. Tell me have you seen her? That won't happen. Oh. I don't have you seen her? Yeah. She's a beaut. Like Steffi Graf? I have a link in there somewhere, but. So where? To Ozzie. Hmm. How are you guys doing? Happy as a clam. Okay. That's my sports talk. That's all I got. Okay. That's, uh, experience. Experience. It's never too late to improve your credit with experience boost. You can raise your credit scores instantly for free. Get credit for the bills you're already paying. Add your positive rent utility and even streaming payments to instantly increase your credit scores. Uh, boost your credit. 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Wow. This is like Oprah. Very exciting. Here we go. A gift bag for everybody. You even put the paper in there. Yeah. Gift bags. There you go. Take a look at it. Who made them? I made them. Okay. Just, I'm just asking. I think that's a very fair question. I got your gift bags. How many shows of, all I know is when I... It's Brandon. It's a picture frame. I got you a nice picture frame. Oh, how'd they print this out this fast? This is the outfit you're wearing right now. I got you a gift. Listen, you don't want your gift bags. Don't take your gift bags. But don't be, yeah, just, y'all can open them. There you go. Brandon. Yeah. I got you a nice girl, bitches love tumblers. Bitches do love tumblers. Yeah. I got you. Flower in a glass pot. Crumble deodorant. I got you deodorant. The crumble collab. Yeah. Pink deodorant. Oh, hey, confetti cake. Yeah, you got confetti cake? What flavor did you get, Annika? Hmm. You should know. I don't know. One of you got treleches. I got treleches. This is Elan pie. You got key lime pie. Key lime pie. It actually looks thick like cookie dough, which is exactly what I want to spread over my credit prices. Yeah. Okay. What picture you got, Annika? A really, really lovely one. Yeah, that's me too. Wow, gum. Yeah, I got you some gum. Reeses. Did they hydrate it? Yeah. Brandon, this is thoughtful. This is so sweet. Thank you to whoever assembled this for him. That's so nice, Dom. Thank you so much. Gorgeous. Dom didn't do it. Thank you, Dom. It was Kyle. Oh, thank you, Kyle. Thank you, Kyle. But no, no, no, no. I went to Walmart last night and bought all this shit. I haven't bought shit. I got money. I haven't bought this shit. It costs $144. Did you have a travel kit? Did that the first time you ever opened deodorant? How does this work on the outside of the shirt you eat it and it just comes out you're you sweat it out You sweat it out Did it do that did it taste a little bit like what? It's hot under these lights. I kind of needed this All right Y'all know y'all know I saw Kate topless once what is true on purpose. No, no I'm either of us. We were doing our zoom show Morning sunshine probably the first show that you loved a barstool wait wait, I know this yeah, you know what? Yeah I forgot we were at dinner at Super Bowl. Yeah, we were doing our zoom show and we she had a background on our Computer and she thought when she walked off walked behind her chair She was behind the background which was a digital background She walks back there and takes her shirt off and puts another shirt on I lived in a studio apartment in Astoria Queens. I didn't know where else to go and just just just took her shirt off It's out just it's out and you yelped I did like a hurt Like a dog in a bear trap. Whoa It was a tough and I knew right away. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that is these seen my nipples. Yeah. Yeah Well, I mean you were you were three feet away. It was the two two small see What was that? Hoggendoslitz now don't have kids Anyway, has your relationship changed since then do you think us us? We we never had we know We did a COVID show because they sent out an email says hey do something on COVID and I emailed hers like we want to do a morning show and we did a morning show and it was fucking good So good. It was so fucking good. TGA. What's your favorite memory from it? Probably that time you told that story about seeing Kate's boobs. No, that was that was just now though Probably that time you asked me what my favorite moment from Sunshine was Yeah, it was pretty popular Now ladies, I know that you two are in the office and I want to thank you for being here. I do have a surprise So I flew in another lady from New York City You may know her Anybody hungry for some chicken Caesar salad Little chicken Caesar salad and right outside that door Is movie movie movie come on in Maybe Get your Alex have ready maker declare Because this is this is key We gotta see how this might change my opinion if movie goes one way or the other Honestly same here. Mm-hmm is movie sitting here in the cup. No movies gonna sit over there Yeah, and the broken penguin chair in the blutman sad Movie hey guys ladies we doing So much better now than you're here. Hey, hey movie. What's your favorite type of salad? Caesar said All right mobs, uh Alex or Alex right now Alex I think Alex Where's the other hand, where's my hat Which hat do you want? Oh Oh He's oh movie he's going with Earl. She's going with Earl. I'll get it later Great great take a movie So this is all three of the young girls have signed in with Alex Earl. All right. Is she hotter in the streets with the young's? She's the Alex Cooper's bigger with the 28 to 30 year olds currently for sure Alex Alex Earl honestly might be popular with the older crowd as well Really she does well. She does great. So okay. Help me out with this. I know that Cooper Got famous here with her daddy, you know and then popped off and did her own thing and it was way bigger now than anything How did Earl get to fame Tick-tock in just tick-tock and get ready with me is was the big thing that was her get ready Is and can I say is like an outsider who's not with it from my view from? Yeah, being not cool and normal right like a being a normie I would say I feel like Alex Cooper Very talented whatever it comes across as like kind of perfect and what I liked about Alex Earl was that she's real Real it comes across very relatable because even though she's like fabulous and all that yeah She's also like she's like fart on screen or something kind of okay basically. Yeah, she farts on screen That's what I like about Alex. Okay. I think you know what I think I think they rule different realms. Okay You got Alex Cooper. She rules the long-form content realm Alex Earl She rules the short-form content realm and they both have like seven million followers apiece I think I think the the girls are beefing because they're both high up Different realms. Okay. That actually made a lot of sense. Yes You put way more thought into this than I would have previously anticipated. I think a lot about is this on drama Is this all you think about? One one might say that Not me. I don't say that. I'm admit that are you are you are you nervous for next week? Yeah Now smokes isn't going oh, he is oh he is going okay, so let's let's let's go ahead and have a pre-show Meeting here. Let's okay, cuz me you and I talked about this sure good decision Don't just go out there and get back into the same old habits now. God damn it. I know let's Let's let's keep our head. Let's keep our head about ourselves. You want to hang out when we're there? Oh, yeah I forgot movies going with me. Yeah. Yeah, I don't care Chill so chill. Oh movie and smelly are going. Oh, yeah, I should have got a smelly tail Are you nervous at all? You're like no, I think it's just gonna be fun. Oh, no, I'm I'm nervous. You're nervous I'm yeah, I'm nervous. Are you nervous? Are you nervous for the new thing where Dave said yesterday if you're boring out there? He's gonna kick you off Yeah, I don't think you'll be boring, but I'm saying is that what he said for real He's like I reserve the right to if somebody's boring. I'm take them off So you know what I'm nervous for on that if it does end up being me. I Got some really cute outfits that I've really been pushing. Yeah, and those outfits alone are so non-boring Can I can I share a little inside baseball? So I I I Said this I was gonna set this mostly ladies up for for Friday and I talked to her the other day I was like, can you do it Friday? She said Well, I leave for Vegas the next day and I'm gonna be spending all day getting my outfits ready That's I said, what I said. I said nails. I said eyelashes. I said That's a big get ready day. That's a big get ready. Yeah, so Friday's out. That's that's you got to dedicate I said I can absolutely do Friday. You gave us a choice Thursday Friday Yeah, which one I said I would prefer Thursday for this reason, but if you need to do Friday I'm more than happy to do now. It's one day enough to tan Girl this tan's already coming through. I was gonna say you already look tan. I don't think you need a tan day Movie, what do you think you look pale and ghostly? Yeah, I'm waiting till Friday Me and movie are going together see this chart Odds they get removed from the house. So let me see that's Dante on the far right and a reek on the far right And that's do itch Who says that Danny Jackal was zero odds. I can't breathe. Oh, that's great. That's great. Okay, and that's Danny jackal beside her Yeah, pink. There's Nikki smoke. I would say Nikki smokes has a higher odds to get replaced than that He's not gonna be boring though. I think this whole chart was Nikki boring last time wasn't he? But that was because the y'all work, huh? That's I made him a little boring But you're not gonna do that this time. I'm not okay. Have my word. All right, and you You're gonna do a bunch of cocaine Yeah, I don't do all that. Oh, I thought that's what you say was that you Hannah Yeah, you said you just you have to do it just to get your day started Again, let me say a chart again Now Rico I'm confused by people so many people think I can see people thinking he's gonna get kicked out for like arrested reasons I want to say this about Rick. Oh, I don't think there's a middle Does he either get kicked out cuz he does something crazy or he gets kicked out cuz he He's the very opposite and it's just kind of there and boring. He I mean he used to like do the DJs thing like you Like down the shore. I think Maybe he would get in trouble like if somebody comes up to him and gives him like shit or also I think people might be saying he might get removed just because like Dave is gonna fuck with right That's the pre-plan to get rid of yeah, so up they do into Vegas or something like that like yeah, that's what we all need Are they moving Vegas to Amish country to Lancaster? They might that could be the next big I could have seen if I if your life went a little bit differently I could have seen you selling into being an Amish Brad big time. I lived in the very edge I lived where Philadelphia meets Amish country Yeah, our Walmart either way our Walmart had a horse and buggy parking stable. I'm not kidding What not kidding and so there would be like horses in the lot and like full-on Amish people in our Walmart But then we were the last train line on the step to Philly. It was a weird and an Amish guy never said ever had a whoopee pie Yes, Amish food smack you ever You ever had whoopee pie Well, I we probably call it something different what's a whoopee pie Well, I mean I'm sure it's just a something that I have had this in a different name my grandma used to me We got some sneaky Amish in Mississippi in Pontotoc. We have one little town. There you go. It's like it's like a Oreo cake stir But better oh, oh, yeah, yeah, okay. I've had that The pumpkin ones are fire the chocolate ones are fire Why do I keep trying to talk like a young and the other ones are chopped God damn Border right on the board. Let me read another you by the way, do I have all the advertisements? Yeah, I'm gonna give you a couple to read. Oh, I would love to you can have You can have in fact I'm gonna read Chevy and then you read recent I was the kid in fifth grade who couldn't wait for popcorn reading because I was like I'm gonna read this What's popcorn reading will you go around the room should we popcorn read? You read a sentence I'll read a sentence. I'm sorry what that y'all call that's popcorn reading Yeah, we never do popcorn reading. We're all reading together I mean you do this bullet and I'll do the next one and you do the next one. Oh, we did like yeah reading as a class But I do I'll probably sound but Way smarter Also, I'm a man From the creator of John Wick and nobody comes the new movie normal a double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem That's not a shotgun Go ahead what if it's not popcorn read if you don't give it to me, right for sheriff Ulysses played by Bob Odenkirk Love Bob Odenkirk a new job as temporary sheriff in the quaint town of normal Minnesota I bet it's not it's not normal in it. 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There's yeah, some pucks and some sticks from Sabres the sabers race out. Yeah big cat just Gave a gift yesterday very excited for that. Would you like me to give a good if you would like? I'm not I'm never nothing's ever expected always appreciated But it is it dudes only it is dudes only it doesn't get a little rowdy I've only been to ones with like my fiance's dad Okay, so it's like I Think it'll get rowdy and the number one prize is a blowjob from Cody. Yeah Number one door. That's the door price, but it's kind of like a beef and beer, but for a wedding I love what a beef and beer is oh, that's why would you just say that like we all know what your normal white trash filled Over your shit is a beef and beer. That's northeast Irish Catholic health insurance Yeah, none of us are northeast Irish Catholic. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what did you say? Northeast Irish Catholic health insurance So you go to the dentist like I have beef if you're sick or someone in your family is sick and you got bills You throw a beef and beer you get some kegs you get some good beef you invite everybody to buy some tickets and boom You got a new tooth Hey, you're from Illinois. Yes, sir. And I go you're from California, right? Arizona California California school in Arizona college in Arizona. I actually made California up did I just guess that correctly? Yeah, you're from California. Yes, I am Look at me Impressive Wow Guess I'm the best host have you ever heard of this bullshit a beef and beer Very much a thing. I know what yes. I have yeah, wait. What are you? Don't just do that cuz y'all are both female. Don't be doing that shit. I'm not you're you are female I am a few well that yeah, yeah, yeah that part. Okay. All right, mm-hmm All right, so you stack part of this weekend. Yeah, okay I've I've heard and I've heard Josh Allen might be making the parents. No way That's what I'll fucking I've heard Josh. I've heard Josh Allen might be making the parents Is there gonna be a little party that does keep looking over at the door? I don't know. Maybe just waiting at the door. Yeah, that's why you're doing this movie Buffalo, too Don't make that up. What is she went to Marist? I Don't know where she's from. Where's that nearest Connected II Marist is upstate New York who keeps it? Marist is back in book Think you're thinking of that Montoya yes, sir. I was micropod going so much fun. It's been a blast. It's a fun show. Thank you so much. Good show you Actually, it's been doing really well as of late. I posted a clip for your birthday dummy viral I saw that I did not believe it Fuck million views on Instagram. I posted it yesterday or yeah for your birthday a day ago and all the comments are calling you hot Oh Hot clap clap clap Claire Hawkins, what's up girl? I hire him to go to corporate meetings How many times you exactly how everyone should react to a man interrupting a woman? Wow, yeah, so it's it's been a lot and I can't tell you like every time I refresh my hot dad in the streets Right now all the answers. I mean here it is that comment alone has a hundred over a hundred thousand Like this always talking over women And W They're calling you the feminist of our generation. Am I am I the crazy thing is nobody talks over women more here? Well, I told smokes about it and he got upset because he was like wait in the video that I'm also in they're calling Brandon hot and I was like yeah, and he goes he mugged me you mugged Nikki smokes and he's upset and I think we all knew I would I Think when we plan for me to go on that show remember you said hey, would you come mug? Nikki smoke and I was like I'll be your mugger. I'll do all the mocking certified. I I do need that I need that Lincoln Yes, sir and it's been good Here's looking right to yeah, it looks good. Yeah, it's doing great on tix talk, too, and it's it's the same It's everyone be like wait low-key Who is this guy? What the fuck? Yeah, whoa the ladies love you Brandon moves the needle. He's moving it. Yes. I'm just Guess I'm just that fucking guy. I don't know I didn't think about that. Ah But anyway, I was trying to I was trying to put you up and trying to tell you the micro pods great Everybody should go watch everybody watching this show I hear after people leave micro pod what I heard just yesterday The I don't know if you announced your next guest or whatever, but he came into the lobby and goes that was fun Yeah, and I've heard that a few times now from people who leave the micro pod area go that was fun Yeah, I like it's refreshing and a little different for people who normally stuck in the the boring car wash You were on shows like more It's fun to do something different fresh with a real talent So good for you. I think you came. Yeah, that really means it really did come out say that though So I'm excited to see the next one. Did you think did you think that was a valuable? Is your studio just trashed or is it just simple? Just straight into the point and actually I Doesn't have a studio. Yeah, I just kind of pop around she floats around she's down somewhere because she's a low maintenance girl She makes everything work. She's the talent. Are you are you lower high maintenance, Anika? How what's your maintenance level high maintenance to stay low maintenance? What did that mean? The fuck you saying unpack it unpack high maintenance. Okay Hear me out You have your monthly appointments your week weekly appointments all of that hair nails whatever it may be sure sure sure Makes your day-to-day life so much easier doesn't become the problem of someone else say we're going to dinner I'm not taking three hours to get ready because I have my weekly appointments, you know Uh, you keep a tight schedule of uh of maintenance to make sure when Your day-to-day you can just be easy. Yeah, not easy. Yep. You know what I'm saying. Okay. Stay ready. So you don't have to get ready Yes, great point mobs. Yeah Why did you name her smelly? 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It looks like sleek on others His head is so big the mask holes don't fit. It's got such a big head three fours. Okay How's it feel I look like um Nobody else is gonna get this just me and UTJ. I look like a fan and like a ps1 sports game Yeah, you have low polygons. Yes. My polygons aren't I? Um, uh, do I just wear this the whole time or do I take it? No, you keep it on you soak up those colleges Let's just be great big bitches. Did you all see what sharilyn accounting is wearing today? Oh, she is the worst real problem. So everyone I up. I keep updating alex reels tick tock nothing yet Nothing yet. What have you got Hannah? What's in your hand? I've got some eye masks for everyone that that doesn't have So that's not oh, I would pass out the eye mask Is this what we do can it just somebody want to braid my hair? Yeah, I bet I could I don't know. Yeah, I bet I could you didn't want to put any effort into your parents today I tried to look cool today Sports oh Oh that sports and I got a bracelet at this store down the street from the office that says not a cult outside of it Have you guys seen it? All right, the there's a store called not a cult. It's called the center for order and experimentation And then outside every day they put a big sign that says not a cult with an exclamation point Yeah, and I finally was like I got to go in there and see if it's a cult or not And I went in and the lady was super nice and she gave me I had to buy it but this bracelet has all kinds of little stuff on it Montoya back to back to micro pod. Hey, who's your dream guest? What was that noise? Well it mines morgan wallen, but it's for sinister reasons You don't like it. No, it's because sinister is in like I'm gonna trick them and then we'll fall in love Ah, you're well you heard what christin cavallari said about him. Yeah Good good in the sack good in the sack. I can't I can't and also like I'm pretty sure like Like there's a shit ton of people that have had kind of good reviews. Yes of him in the sack. He's got a uber rating. Yeah Yeah He said like a nine eight It was clean Smell good The ambiance of noise level got me where I needed to go. He didn't talk too much Yeah, so I would that would probably be it but yeah, just so more morgan wallens your your your one one uh Celebrity crush is your boy out there. Yes. Yeah, and andrew garfield. I also garfield. Yeah, really big fan of him I feel I feel like remember when you started or you were you had been here for a little bit But you said I just want to make luke combs and I said you'll probably make luke combs within a month here That was the wildest thing and then you met luke combs two weeks later. Yes Like I feel like in this universe you can you can meet. I don't know that you should be putting on the eye cream right now But but you you can meet morgan wallen That should be easy I don't know if it is. I don't know if you'll be able to fall in love with him that easy I don't I mean probably I think I'm already halfway there Uh, anka, who's your celebrity crush? ooh I don't have one at the moment. I don't think you don't okay So if you I know you do you do the podcast with smokes, right? I do you have a dream guest for that Hannah montoya who became third co-chair for us. Hello Uh, who's your celebrity crush? Did you put those on wrong prince william? still Any old and busted? Yeah, that's what I like about him. Does he have sausage fingers like his dad? Yeah That's what she likes about him That's what I like about him. I put these on wrong Yeah, okay. All right. It doesn't look right. I'll give do you have is that all you have? Yes By the way, these are road. Which is who I thought you were putting on am I doing this right hailey beaver? That's really low. Okay. It's not even eye level. You look like a short stop at Ole Miss. It's like wario Oh, those are big. Those are big Good lord Feel great. You feel refreshed. Uh, cody who moot is he movie or cody at this point? I don't know Moby movie. Who's your celebrity crush? um Greg heffley I like that who's greg heffley Isn't he the diver wimpy kid? Greg heffley really I don't know. Okay. All right. Is that just the first like boy boy? I just uh, I just saw a wario uh On the screen Greg heffley Um, you know who my real celebrity crush is who no cap who? Reese's marshmallow. Yeah, man. Remember school lunches as a kid. Oh, yeah Yeah You're really natural with this And those times you scored Reese's basically Kid in heaven. Okay. My kid is on a field trip today to the field museum. Guess what I put in his bag Is that why they call it a field trip? Perhaps. Okay. Perhaps now you can go back to that same feeling Reese's is dropping two limited edition cups the return of the Reese's strawberry pb and jay Another lady all new Reese's marshmallow cup. Younger. You would have done anything to get one of these. Luckily adult You can but only for a limited time. So grab one before they're gone Click on the link in the episode description. Yo, her sheet land.com slash Hey, Megan. Hey guys. Hey Team alex or team alex? Uh, can I opt out on that name? Yeah Whoa Here we go. Come on in. Let's do it. That was Unintentional Good one brand Not put the hat away Fuck okay. My bad. Not family my bad. Not family. Fuck that one up Exxonate on the x out. All right. Well, who's Do you have a celebrity crush? Maybe I gotta figure that out. You know these days. Yeah, I'm excited You know to find that out. Oh, yeah, it's probably there's this really hot tennis player Like his name is like antonio been in something. It's like I can't I don't know but he's hot. He's like really hot I don't need to know his name. I just need to look at him. Okay. All right fair enough But do you have a celebrity crush? Um, no, no, I'm too old for celebrity crushers. Conan O'Brien. I'm forty six another one. I do love Conan O'Brien Wouldn't you? All right. Yes. So would I yeah, most of my celebrity crushes are dead Like Bourdain he's dead. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was a good one. Yeah, he's very dead though So what are you guys doing in here ladies day ladies day? You want a mimosa? You got any stuff to kick you out? Yeah, actually, I would I'll take one down for sure. You want me to finish yours? Yeah, because I And also, uh, I believe Hannah drank hers and because being very rude and won't drink hers There's still 20 minutes 30 minutes somewhere around there left in the show. Okay. That's for that. See going by the third Oh, you're pacing yourself. Yes. Okay. All right. You are also about to go in like an eight day vegas spender. So yeah, that's also true Pass that bottle over here. Oh, yeah I always wonder what it would be like to kiss you Brandon because now it's now it's kind of we've we locked lips now Did you know that i'm hot in the streets? That's true. Are you? Yeah, she I went viral on one of her things like mega viral like lava hot mega I went lava hot like literally viral um, which uh, I apparently all the Commenters the female commenters are all about me. Well, I told you you looked great after you came back from the masters You're coloring. It's I did I did superb. I did get a good glow. I Oh, yeah, and so you're going to the tannibed. I just went and sat in the sun for two days And and got roasted the sun and the pimento cheese did crazy shit for you. Oh my god The pimento cheese sandwiches were okay, but at the end of the day it was just pimento cheese But the the the key is it's a dollar fifty and usually you can't get anything for a dollar fifty. No, you can't Uh, so, um, let's see. Where where where are we? Or have we got any alex or alex no updates? I've been updating it constantly nothing alex early yet. Let me throw this at you Okay, okay, okay Okay, let me throw this at you. What if alex earl ain't got shit? And what if alex cooper's calling her bluff and saying bitch go ahead and say it and she don't have nothing to say Does that end up making her look bad? Well, my only thinking is Why would you say go ahead and say what you have to say if alex earl really did have a bombshell? What's worse? What's worse if she doesn't have anything at all? Or if what she does have is kind of lame and sucks Because I think that's worse kind of lame and sucks for sure I feel like yeah Like sinister. Yeah, because if you think oh, I got this big thing and the internet's gonna go crazy and you're like Yeah, she she stole my parking spot at work Then then you're just a you and then it's just like you're you're just bitching just shut up. Yeah, just shut up You know those women they always Tom Brandon Megan women just be talking and talking and talking and talking And they won't shut up They won't shut up. You guys see all the birds that are back in town The birds are back in town the hummingbirds are on the way. Are they I've been watching the hummingbird map where it comes up They're not past Tennessee yet. Are they they're making it. Okay? I want the hummingbirds back. Do you have a hummingbird feeder in your back? Uh Haven't set it up yet. Okay. I'm making friends with the squirrels right now I'm trying to by the end of the summer have the meat out of my hand. Oh, that's nice Um, what brand what are you gonna say about that? You can't squirrels don't eat meat What are you giving squirrels meat? Out of my hands Not meat out of my hand What did she say she said I'm trying to have them eat Out of my hands. Oh, she didn't say I'm trying to have the meat out of my hands Right. She's not handing out meat to the animals of her neighborhood That's the same sequence of letters The meat and then eat. Okay. I thought I heard you say I want to have the meat out of my hands by the end of the summer Like you think I was hunting squirrel. I thought you were giving the squirrels baloney Oh, like getting rid of it. No, I thought she was feeding the squirrel's meat And I'm like you can't feed a squirrel meat unsalted peanuts, but she was saying let them eat Again, I don't think y'all understand you're appreciating my conjury here Let let we all eat Forget it them Eat, but I'd like or you move the m over a little bit Just one space and it's left south my words jumbled together. You can you need to figure that out on your own Context clues. What was your favorite field trip as a kid? Said your kids on a field trip. Do you think Marie Antoinette said let them meat cake and you got excited you're like, yeah, let everybody meet Is that what you thought meat cake, what is it got hammer? Brandon Brandon's cake is ideally just like a big salesberry steak, but the middle is like crushed baloney Sounds about right. I love I do love baloney using like spam as like icing I do love baloney. Um Speaking of baloney, can we do it? Can we get back into the tea a little bit? Oh, are you just wearing a straight champagne there? Too much All right, are we allowed to talk about? Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay Guys it's russini time Uh, she uh, she has left the athletic or the new york times Whatever one is is officially on her letter edge. She gives out this whole big thing. Hey, I'm leaving and trust me. They're not gonna fire me Because I'm leaving I quit. Uh, what do we think ladies? Yes, Annick had a very funny story about this You go first what you got, Hannah? I I can't I can't even believe that they're trying to play it off It's like if you say you're with six people and then the wide shot photo gets posted and you are not And not a single soul will come out. You are guilty as fuck. Yes allegedly also if your excuse is hey I was with it was a girl's trip six girls like Girl strips take pictures all the time. You know how many that's all the fuck y'all do that's why we take the girls trip Right to take the pictures So she would have had pictures out the out the union if I had a dollar for every girl who's like I was I was with my friends and they weren't I'd have a lot more dollars than I have now and she so Now now what what do you guys think about this? Okay? I'm just throwing it out. Okay so The fact that she Did the same thing he did She lost her job nothing's happening to him But she works in a field where ethically she can't be doing that whereas he doesn't really work in a field where ethally He can't be doing that. So what do we think? um I think it's tough to be a lady in general. Oh god. Okay. Where's my violin? Maybe she was on her. Maybe she needed Cody packs. Oh at the time to keep no, um I think this whole thing's crazy that she's pretending like it's not happening. I feel like she's like completely right illusion. Yeah, yeah with what the I feel like if she came out and was like Grown adults be adults if she came out with a cigar. Yeah, and it was like and Yeah, that would then I'd be like respect. They need to embrace it I think we we see time time again Even if you apologize the internet doesn't accept it you deny it the internet won't accept it You literally have to stand ten toes down on it and be like, yeah, I'm hit. I'm hitting. I'm fucking Or do what do you do and just pretend it's not happening or just power fucking through it She should have just live tweeted the masters. Yeah, that's a great call again with a cigar Why do you why's a cigar so necessary here? It's just like a boss move. It's like I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Yeah Okay, so so generally speaking, uh, she she she's now out of a job. He's not out of shit. He's he's living his life but you think we'll ever hear from husband of her and Why would the who we great question? I mean listen, there's other people that matter here too I know and I feel I feel bad bad for that guy. I feel bad for that guy What about Jamel hill saying uh she was like, uh This is bad or this is a slippery slope because there's a lot of men in that industry to do it too. So we're like Is like Shawn McVay fucking Adam Schifter Are all the men fucking are all the men sucking dick for scoops I will say I feel like like the The ratio is off whether it be in this office or in the NFL or any anything I mean, there's so many more so many more homosexual men and then we are led to believe Yeah, the ratios just all 50 50 in here. I mean That's what I assume. But you know, there's only one maybe open guy here in this office Anyway, I think so if you're if you're gay, please come out. I would appreciate it. What time is it? Do we think her next move is 17 minutes if you want to come out on this show come on in Honestly, that would make my day guys or girls the mic is there Megan will stand up and you can come out right here on the show full support over here. All right. Let's yeah Ally you have to kiss Brandon to prove you're gay Fair a guy does yeah, okay. Well then nobody is gonna come out So see it doesn't have an upper lip. What if You can't kiss that Can't kiss air. He's getting all mustache um You so sleeping sleeping to get ahead in this world Is it that sleeping with somebody to get ahead in this world? Is it is it new you you've just you've failed at it You gotta be good at I got no rhythm And I bounced you I ever just snap them right off I snaps on the way down and then they don't talk to you anymore That's been never worked out for me. I got sent over here. Um, I gotta be honest I had about 45 minutes to show and we're we're in the second 45 minutes and I have no idea what to fucking do I'll be honest. I I blew the gift bag early I'll be honest. I thought the show was only an hour So we're all we hit a lot of votes together. I started to panic. I saw Hannah check out about 30 minutes ago She's like, I've just had to pee for so long. You go pee and come back. I'm being so brave I'm actually in the same boat as Hannah right now. Legs cross legs shake. You got 15 minutes. Can you make it? Do an ad break take a pit everybody go Right pee everyone take a piss. Rupee. Sorry. That was violent Take a tinkle. I made it this far. You're proving it to yourself. Yeah. Yeah, let's go. I will say I do have an appointment coming up So after this ad read I'm gonna have to excuse myself from ladies day That's fine. I'm really happy that you came. Yeah, I'm really happy that I was invited, you know to to talk about things and You know give my opinion on the alexis was that a little bit of shade there because I didn't I didn't invite you Yeah, you know, no one ever knows anymore I mean to be honest This episode is brought to you by noble barstools favorite footwear brand No bull is a brand known for their best in-class footwear and they're everywhere right now walking around city to city at the airport Grabbing coffee wherever we go. They got so many great styles and colors. We have a wall of noble over there by the yak I have a favorite pair. Which pair there? It's the have you seen the kind of knit up around your ankles instead of the regular shoe I'm obsessed with them the coral bottoms. I've been wearing them like every day. 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Yeah You want to watch a video of a College volleyball player that's going to battle. Yes. I love this video. I love this band. He's so sick Cal State University Northridge, this is jordan lucas. Hannah. Do you know anything? Oh This is why are you barging? step step step mostly ladies mostly ladies i'm in barge Holy fuck, we're just about to watch a video put your headphones on. Yep. Yep. Yep. All right. Go this has replaced that goth basketball lady girl from this guy is amazing Oh My god, this is the sastiest Incredible, it's like a real life version of when i do the zesty thing on the yak. He's the zesty walk. Yep. Wow And he's esti walks the zesty talk. He's also phenomenal. He's really good Oh good tip. What did somebody say replace the basketball? What was the other one? So who said that? I wasn't paying attention the basketball. No, somebody said this I was watching It was just a second ago. Okay grandpa You were indicating there's another video of somebody else. I remember my first mimosa Did anybody have a hard what? How much is that enough pardon me? I'm sorry. That's down. I love this guy. You guys played volleyball. You're both volleyball players You're both volleyball players in college No, oh high school Oh, Arizona. I bet has a damn good volleyball team. I believe so. I don't know. I doubt app state does no, they do They have a good volleyball. Yeah, it's c1. So Have I ever told you if I had to do over again, I would have done whatever possible land of volleyball chick There's six one six two Oh, they're hot But I I wasn't When we played I was poor and ugly and I just I couldn't I wasn't gonna land one I was gonna land the fat one that never plays She has standards and then I would have been selling she would have been settling it would have worked out I've got a divorce in three years Then I would have Landed in the next ratchet bitch. It gave me any attention probably would have gone to rick's cafe american just sat at the bar and then Hooked up with the bartender with tattoos on her couch. That's not the worst thing to do. No It would have been bad Because she probably has a side job out at um out at the pony She's probably stripping for it and and then probably works at the gas station any girl Any girl that works in the gas station in the south she's got about three dudes that just hang around at the gas station all day trying to hit it BMX bike guys and slides. Huh? They're always on a BMX bike with slides on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah age deers I never had slides Never even once. No. Well that technology wasn't around in here. No, we didn't have shoes. No until like 90 98 Yeah, it was barefoot barefoot till 98. It was awesome How did it feel when you put on shoes for the first time? I hate wearing shoes like I hate wearing shoes condom of the foot Yeah You guys ever met a never shoe? I get barefoot as soon as I get home My parents have a guy that was in their old church who just was a never shoe Yeah, just in the suburbs of philadelphia just He never wore shoes ever Then he was in the choir at church and he'd be up there. No shoes normal clothes khaki pants with the pleat Nice shirt whatever no shoes. Now leave into the parking lot. No shoes. You'd see him in the store. No shoes I've seen never long pants guys. Well, even if it's 12 degrees outside. They weren't short pants Uh, but I've never seen never shoes. No shoes is a community. You can look it up. They have like social media pages They have support pages. It's like a it's like a lifestyle. You do have to wonder kate. What happened along the way where somebody Thousands of years ago said, you know what i'm covering these for you though Because I think we could have been fine just just not chewed they see shoes as genuinely oppressive And as like not them not being grounded to the earth and they like actively fight businesses that are like no shoes no service like they They look that's their civil rights. They have civil rights. It's like a whole community Unshot for life. Yeah, and they have tips and tricks and all kinds of stuff and they like have meet-ups and stuff too number one rule of r slash barefoot no discussions about shoes Yeah post must be about barefoot lifestyle. Is this not a kink thing post with no no this is like feet are not allowed So I think this is this is more like a lifestyle as opposed to I get my rocks off looking at feet They find it like which I have never under blutman thoughts on which part Um the jerry park the barefoot lifestyle Seems strange. Yeah. All right. So you're you're married to your shoes speaking of shoes one person Definitely in here was wearing shoes trying to get attention today. So I gotta I got I'm looking towards the couch. Uh, so Here's your attention hannah. Oh What? No What are you doing with your footwear there? These are my daily wears you wear those I keep them in the office. Oh, you don't like wear you don't get the uber wearing those No, no, no, no these these sit at my desk. Oh, you're like mr. Rogers Yeah, wait, are you too young for that? That's impressive. You are god damn it. Are you too young for mr. Rogers reference god damn it, kate I didn't remake it. Oh god the fuck are those? Oh my god, I know that's right. What can we get the camera? Don't they're probably gross on the bottom. No, shit Just walk around my driveway barefoot yesterday with the kids kicking bricks. Yeah, dude. They are bad. I should have thought about that What is somebody Dogs are out somebody making onion some we have this we have this weird family trait like all my hands have it This is gross. Uh-oh. I'm word vomiting. We got a really big gap between our big toe and the next squad of them I can fit a whole softball. So the the the women in your family all have big gaps a softball Yeah, oh Don't put them off. I've done it on the yak before I've done it on the yak Let me show you hold on black that out of my mind. You need a ball. I got a ball So keep in mind what you're about to see is big toe on the one side all the rest of my toes on the other side You want to hold a pen or ready? All right, all right. See that. Yeah, I how big is that? Wow, this is like the size of your hand Which is this one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait a second. That's your second toe. Yes, dude That's your last toe. Yes, dude. No, this is the first one in a line of them. Why I know No, it's really what's wrong with your toes? It's weird as fuck But when I'm when I'm just out barefoot, it doesn't look crazy But oh it does I'm like triple jointed where I can fit crazy shit between and I used to be able to If you were in a hot tub with me and you'd be like ow underwater I pinched You can tell pinch underwater hard like people would be like stop to fuck it like hurts Okay, uh, just Just pad ever Take advantage or I I guess he could it's That's wide enough I have a really how many more minutes are left I have a really big big toe, but I don't have a big gap No huge I have a standard and like I'm not the only one all the women's genetic We look normal in flip-flops and then you take the flip-flop. You're like, whoa the gap's still there Uh, you have any I don't think we have any physical defects in my family that get passed down other than just being ugly It's sin giant head Well, that's not Caitlin doesn't have no, I think I'm the only one that got that. Yeah when when my uncle Donnie When my uncle Donnie saw me from the hospital the first time was I was laying there as a baby an infant child he said what the fuck's wrong with his head and There was they did think I think my my mom's vagina warped it or something because in my head came out like big big head God bless. Yeah, but that's enough about my mom's vagina. Um, what else is going on? Steph Yeah, it is a lot of people don't know that about you. You're a gigantic wrestling fan. Are you excited about it? Um, it it comes and goes there's like one match I'm most excited for roman and cm and that's not that's it. Are you are you are you a punk gal or are you a roman gal? Oh, I roman Yeah, okay. All right. I don't I've never been a big punk guy Even though I've interviewed him multiple times and acted like I'm just the biggest punk guy ever because I'm just such a bitch He's probably my second if I'm being totally honest Uh, it's hard not to take he's from Chicago. Cody and Randy nothing It's like my third match. Maybe second Second or third match. Uh, is there a women's match? It's super exciting. It's live against Stephanie and then it's I don't know that I'm really feeling all the Who had the black eyes The blonde blonde hair they were interviewing a wrestler on a on a real sports show this morning out there Yeah, yes, pina or something. She had her eyes were totally probably live Probably yeah, like for real for real or was that makeup? She did get like her fucking head smashed a couple weeks ago because her face looks real still looks stunning You've been on a show with her. I know oh with live the yak. Yeah, she was on the other side I don't remember being on the dozen last year. You weren't Not last year. She did the when we did the wdb. He was sat in the ring. Yes. She was awesome. Yeah, she was there She raised say one more thing about her. She's stunning Even with black eyes. Have you ever have you ever seen rhea rippley without other makeup on? Uh, no, no not not current rhea with all the makeup off, but I remember you remember blonde rhea when she first started Yeah, she's she's beautiful. I'm a big rhea guy. She was also really good to my daughter really nice You know, it was super nice to my daughter. Chelsea green. Oh, I thought you were gonna say, uh, Do you know who Chelsea green is? I don't why do you know who Chelsea's supposed to come into the office and she's gonna do Micro pod and then oh, yeah, she was she was she was coming then she she pulled out because they were they were here that way Uh, I I we'll get her in here. That'd be awesome. Yeah, we'll get her in here Didn't live did live morgan go to apple action I don't think lives of jerseys. Yeah, someone someone did you're right. Somebody did go to app state. Who was it? Who was that? Was it chelsea? It might have been actually it wasn't live live live is all jersey. I don't think she went to school. I think she got into Bianca Bianca's Tennessee it might have been I'm not sure check chelsea green college. Although she's canadian. I don't think she was Yeah, she wouldn't have got down to app state Hello, maybe and she played a sport Oh wait charlotte flair. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is that rick flair's daughter? Yes. By the way, we gotta talk about something else We gotta talk about something And I've been wanting to talk about this the whole time. This isn't tea. Oh Maybe this I don't know. Uh, I am so fucking sick I don't know how you do it with nicky smokes. I really don't because last week and david it too He he tweeted out like he like he just discovered ella langley like like oh, I'm just a big on ella now I can't believe I gotta tell you all about this new ella. I've been an ella fella for months. Okay. Ella Langley is the fucking shit Choosing texas. Come on. Ella Langley. I Country music is is having a fucking moment because Ella Langley's the fucking shit and are these Johnny come lately. Nobody's like nicky smokes acting like he discovered her last fucking week Last fucking week He wasn't listening to hey, you look like you love me. He wasn't listening to that shit Now he's doing all choosing texas. Fuck you. Nicky smokes. Fuck you Have you noticed he does that with his sports teams when they're successful as well? I noticed that Florida gators last year. He's all about the florida gators He couldn't name three players on the fucking team, but this one really pisses me off This one pisses me off because he sees a hot broom that all of a sudden who's is fame get blowing up every day and she's and she the first like Country music lady to really pop off in the whole country in a while Break containment. Lady break containment. That's a great way to say. Okay. She's our hottest prospect since taylor And we lost taylor. There's a bunch of ladies popping the fuck off right well lanie wilson had a good one. There's an Megan yeah, there's there's several good ones. I don't I'm not trying to say But she this is the best prospect in and a couple generations. I think you know what I will say I think her and megan moroney kind of help each other out because even though they're competitors people are listening to Both their music since they're both coming up hot kind of separate now. Which one and which one laid down with riley green Here we go Okay, so that they helped each other's out of who's more recent who's more recent now Megan was the more recent one, but I think riley single now riley single I think so Oh, he's hotter than a firecracker. I have never in my life seen someone look the way that he does He is but it's too hot where I'm like, yeah, it's suspiciously hot Yeah, I'm like you can't you got just settle down like be 80% as hot as you are. I mean, oh my god That's that's not even real log out on stage. It's just it's too much. He's got to be too much pull it back a little bit Thicker than a snicker Oh Pull back the heat a little bit that being said Riley green if you're free. No Are you just trying to get a country boy? Yeah, probably I think that's where I'm at. What if What if an ugly one hits you up? If that ugly one has tattoos a mustache, she's all set All right, I do have a type our boots still a part of it too or I love boots Boots will make it sometimes if I'm like, oh, they're kind of teetering and then but you look down and say boots But it is like yeah tattoo brunette mustache has been kind of it's been kind of thing Okay, there is something about a country guy and I'm not a country lady at all But if I see a guy and I'm like he can mend a fence. There's something about yeah, I don't know Wrestle a steer to the ground. Yep My ex-boyfriend used to change the oil in my car and it was it was the hottest thing I've ever seen Hannah that's such a low bar. Well, he did a lot more than that but but that specifically we're talking about wrestling a steer to the ground You just changing the oil in your car. Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen him wrestle wrestle a steer. Yeah, but you should You should like get a steer and when you're when you're about to date a guy say hey come over and come over and Take a shot at my steer. Hey do something Do something about this. All right. This was good. This was good But but but do you agree with me that him claiming Ella is is bullshit If you find nicky smokes sweet about Ella Langley, uh, we gotta read this Do do I think it's been a little excessive? Yes, but here's my defense. Did you put him on to it? No No, no, no, no, no speaking of I DM'd Ella Langley and she has a picture of it like Eight nine months ago while back been on this one But in defense of him as Ella Langley fan you should be happy. She's growing her fan base Yeah, but I don't I think that shows that Oh, it's different one oh two What day of the week is that? It doesn't matter. That was friday. What am I on friday on a friday night? It could be a fucking monday I don't even think that was the one I was referring to. I think you had a different one, but that's that's okay. Good. Yeah, he just That's in the reverse See that says been on these are the ones we can't have Uh in our territory. All right us L. F. Ellis. We're not we're not doing this shit God stuff So many All right, none are relevant. Did I read the ads? Yep. Did well ladies We have reached the end and with that We now do a soccer grid Oh, wow, which means we're gonna look at a grid of teams and we're going to place the soccer players where they fit How about that have a soccer player with that do it? Yes They have a mullet and mustache and they have to have the mullet and tattoos well the mullets kind of subjective But the mustache and the tattoos is all right. What about you're definitely gonna get tattoos You're probably not gonna get a mustache You know what the best tattoo is on a guy Especially soccer dudes and rugby dudes the thigh and the area where the short shorts When the dudes wear the shorter shorts and it is a tattoo kind of sticking out on the side of the thigh a little bit It's slutty. It's like a male. Um, what's it tramp stamp? Yeah, that's their that is their tramp stamp. Yes too hot Yep Anyway, soccer grid. What if a major league baseball player hit you up was handsome? But didn't have tattoos or a mustache. It's not it's not a bar It's just like if I had to write like my type Is historically and just is that anica. What's your type? I go through phases. Yeah I don't have one right now. Okay. I've been I've been you've been non-committal today. She's going to vegas in a week She's in a resting period. It is WrestleMania weekend in vegas. Yeah, maybe a WWE wrestler. Oh Steph, what's your type? um, I like um like slightly older with kids Single divorced. Yeah. Well, yeah Yeah, that's the what that's a tight people like that's all the joy of kids without Having the heaven. Hello. I was your life Good for you. Yeah, divorced with a Whoa, weirdo Paris st. germain european nationality. I don't know what the logo is on top Syria, italy What you knew that? Yeah, do you have an answer for anything? Syria and arsenal. Do you have a Syria arsenal player? um Let's get saw No I have arsenal european nationality do it. Yeah, give me saka saka Steph knows things Is that the one I can't see was the first pikao saka or cozy Yeah, probably the first one. That's too. Oh, wow Arsenal and paris st. germain And bop a never played he plays for psg. No, he doesn't never mind. No, he did He did he's gone on who Are your soccer fan? I have oh, I played fifa. So it's like, you know Are you are you fucking cool as fuck? She is she knows shit sick. Yeah All right, um, just uh, Hannah say rinaldo. Uh christiana rinaldo. I was thinking which block do you want to put him in? Oh, don't make me do this. I'm just i'm i'm leaning towards that top left up there. Yeah, I would agree with that Let's put the rinaldo right there that way. All right. Thanks Um, we'll uh, we'll see you tomorrow with a regular mostly sports ladies. Thank you very much. You remember Was it brandon? This was very lovely. Thanks for the gifts. Make sure you take your gift bags I'm taking my scone my gift bag. Hmm. It's scone for a miss. I'm gonna fuck this scone up Y'all didn't like this. I'm gonna eat this scone when we leave. I ordered the scones on greb hub. I don't know Okay, I didn't make them. Okay Oh, somebody has to say that's how ball is done. Who wants it? Annika All right. Uh, all right. Thanks. That's the show. That's how ball is done I nailed it Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Well done, you ready for this one? Oh god what you need I'll be pro for when you have a party I I'm Luke Holmes and you're listening to mostly sports family