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Hey everybody, excuse me, we are one episode away from the 200 episode special. Y'all don't understand the excitement we have here over at YSK 200 episodes. We are one episode away. We are one episode away. And guys, we have so many surprises and fun things planned for episode 200. We're gonna have the alcohol flowing. We're gonna have the friends here, me and Cam are gonna be dressed to the nines. The set is gonna be decorated. We're gonna have every friend, family member, and girlfriend you could imagine here in the studio. But also, we are less, and listen to me closely, we are less than 10,000 subscribers away from one million subscribers. Hey, so y'all have a 200 episode special coming up. But then once y'all get us to one million subscribers, the next episode will be the one million subscriber special. And dare I say, in the one million subscriber special, we have the biggest surprise of YSK history. That's gonna change. You should know studios literally forever. So get us to one million subscribers, enjoy episode 200, and then we'll have the million subscriber special with the biggest surprise in YSK history. But if you want to get everything ad-free and uncensored, plus all of our extra shows, head over to the patreon, patreon.com. You should know podcast, you're definitely gonna be wanting to be on that patreon as soon as our big surprise is announced on the million subscriber episode special. We love you guys so much. We have extra 45 hours of content on there every single week. We love you, we love you, we love you. So enjoy episode 200 next week. And then after that, enjoy the million subscriber special with the biggest surprise in YSK history. Love you, now on to the rest of the episode. You should know podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. Wait, hold on. Am I dating myself yet? Am I dating myself yet? Did you have Rolly, Rolly, Rolly with a dab ranch? Did you dab? And I just pointed to my Apple Watch and said Rolly. Yeah. This is, I mean, I remember going around dabbing like, oh dude, that feels good. How's that feel? No, that is, can we, is the dab the most dance move that's ever been created? No, no, there's a lot of words, dance moves. The flossing is terrible. Flossing is top tier bad. But flossing, if you can do it's kind of skill. Anybody in there, anybody can do this. Surprisingly swag is something, but anybody can go. Surprisingly, not everybody can. Do you remember back in the old dab days, people would be like, how do you f**k this up? No, it's impressive. They'd be like, it's your people, man. It's your people. It's always my people. It's always my people. Dude, how are you feeling? I like your outfit today. No, you sent this off camera. He said, I'm a 27 year old father of soon to be two. He's dressed like a high school athlete. Yeah, 100%. Like you look like it's game day and you're excited to be a starting shooting guard. You didn't have to wear, y'all didn't have to wear matching jumpsuits for game day? No, we didn't have to do anything. We were good at basketball. Oh, we had, we, now I'm not gonna lie, it was a joke that went around in our school. We had to wear matching like jumpsuits and like beads around our neck. No, I'm not, no, I'm dead serious. What are the beads? What kind of beads? Like homecoming beads? No, no, our coach for, so we had to wear a school lanyard at our school. You had to have a lanyard all the time. You had to be able to readily identify yourself to make sure the crime wasn't committed by you. Oh, y'all are early stages of searching for risk. People don't, people don't believe us, Pierce. People don't believe us, baby. No, it wasn't, you didn't go to a bad school. No, it's not a bad school, but like, y'all just had bad. When you look at Pierce, you look at me, it's like, oh, that's the school. But then you go to the school, you're like, oh, it's different. Anyway, we had to have our lanyard on 247. So our coach got us a little basketballs, a basketball necklace that were like, the balls were thick though, like that big. Beat it up perfectly around our neck. And we got from every other sports team, every other student. Oh, y'all walk around with, you know what, on your neck. So we had to wear those. We had a special game. Why do I have so many accessories? It was so straight. I mean, this, we had team shoes that did not match our jerseys. Right. Think about what I just said. We had team shoes that didn't match our uniforms. Definitely the cheapest option they could find, right? Weren't cheap. Really? Weren't cheap. That's so strange. Didn't match the jumpsuits. We're like, we had a different one every year, but they just kept getting passed down. So like, we'd get a new one and you'd see JV in our s*** last year. Oh, okay. And then we'd get a new one and you'd see JV in our s*** last year. It's like, really weird. See, did y'all ever have the thing where your football players on football games, like Friday nights, they would have to give their jersey to somebody in the, in the school? Oh, what? So like basically you'd give your, you'd give your football jersey and a lot of the guys give it to the girls, right? But I didn't play football and I thought the jerseys were sick. So I remember asking the football players and said, Hey boys. Oh man. You said, who can spare your jersey? I'll wear it in the pep rally and all. I promise. Yeah. And so I remember the only guy that gave me his name was Dominic Valdispino. He was like 450. He was like 67, 450. Well, absolute unit. Played D1 football and everything after that, but he didn't have anybody to give his jersey to. So he gave me his jersey and I genuinely felt like his girlfriend. You were saying that you were swimming in that shirt. You're like, go Dom, go Dom. And the pep rally, I was like, go Dominic, go Dominic. You're sitting there with all the other girlfriends and it's just you like, they're still eating in that moment. They're still like, you're just like, aren't we so proud of them? Get off me. You're right. Oh, sorry. Dude, man, how do you feel? The tide is turning right now in YSK. We're hitting that third base going at home plate, dude, on some things we've been waiting on a while. Man, it's honestly incredible without getting sappy and we're going to keep it lighthearted. It really is. Like when you sit and kind of take a step back and look from like the beginning, bro, it's been a long time, but it's gone so fast. Right. But it's also taken a long time. So it's like, it's a whole, it's a whole like a cocktail of emotion. Yeah. It's like, oh, I'm so excited, but wow, bittersweet. Holy s***, that happened fast. Wow, it took so long and then you just slanted. I'm so excited for episode 200 because I think I had the most fun recording episode 100. Yeah, episode 100 was this s***. And we're going to do that again. It's going to be a more laid back, loose episode where it's like, it's only a celebration recorded on camera. There's going to be a copious amount of s***. I don't know if that's like okay to say. I don't know if we can say that, but there's going to be copious amounts of drinks in our system. Drinks, let me say drinks. Yeah, put drinks there. Yeah, no, oh, there will be. And it's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. We have, we have a couple surprises. Oh yeah. Is this going to be the first drunk episode? Because episode 100 was a little tip. I plan on getting there. I plan on not leaving too early. I'm going to have a great night. I'm going to bed right now. Lay out. 100%. Got some surprises, some drinks, some familiar faces, some new faces. Some new faces. So there's going to be a whole whole good time. There's going to be fire. Really good time. Next week. Dress the night away. And, and I don't, the good thing about this is there's not going to be a drop off after episode 200 because right after that, hopefully if y'all subscribe, we have the one million subscriber episode. And that, I mean, you talk about, you talk about one A, one B. That's not even, that's not less than 200. That's not, hell it might be, in terms of like, what we're dropping, it might be, it might be above 200, but I'm just calling one A and one A. Dude, they're right there. They're equal parts. It's, it's, it's like legendary. We just split it up. Yeah. 200 is more of a celebration. One million subscribers. Like since y'all got us here, here's a total sum for you. Here you go. Right back to you. Here's a little sum for you. A little Indian gift. Now that might have been something. Now that might have been something. Now explain to me what that means. Now, I believe the phrase is Indian giver. I'm not sure where we're going here. Hear me out. Hear me out. Take us there. I believe it's a real thing. If someone gives you a gift and then you either re-gift it back to him or you give it to someone else. And I think the significance is the whats. You say give things to the Native Americans and then take it back from them. I didn't know y'all ever given. I thought y'all always got. No, I think I was like, we're going to give y'all that land. And then we're like, oh, you're on my land. Like that's such a, like that's such a. I don't know. I'm looking at fourth camera. I don't know what's staying. I don't know. Now I said, I'm going to retract. I think that's what it was. Oh, here you can have your cow. That's my cow. I think that's what it kind of was. And that's where it came from. So how was your week? My week was fantastic, man. I mean, spectacular week. Can I say something? Normally we don't talk about like things going on in the world yet, but I finished stranger things. I thought you were going somewhere else. That's about to say be careful. I just heard about that on the way here. Yeah, be careful. Wow, crazy. I don't know who that guy is. I saw him in a Nike tech though. I go, yeah, I don't know either, but we got him. Hey, I want to make it to episode 200. I want to make it to episode 200. But I did, I did watch stranger things. Did you finish it? Yes, of course. Of course I did. I think if, if you claim to be a fan of strange things, you have not completed it yet. You're not a fan and you're lying to someone. So you need to stop. I'm not even going to go into spoilers or go into intricacies of everything. I want to say I am starting to disconnect myself from the stranger things fandom. See, and I, it's sad, but I'm, I'm kind of there too. It's because I don't want to be. It's so okay to have your gripes with the show. I have my gripes with the show and like plot holes and all that. My synopsis on it, I think it ended beautifully. I think it was a great wrap up of everything. Yes, some parts seem lazy and unlike finished and all that. But if you just go into it kind of mindless, it was good. It was really good. So my problem, right? I think they know, I think, oh, what? I think they know that this took so long to create that everyone is numb to it. There's, there's, there's, I can almost argue there's not a single person from the ending of season four, all the way to the start of this every day was like talking about it, plotting on it, writing about it, drawing about it, buying strange things, merge. Like, bro, they got to a point of such, such a long wait, like the hype died now. So I think that is the allowance that they think they have gifted themselves for the plot holes. Think about watching that now since the whole series out. Think about someone that's never watched it and they said that and watched it right now. Okay. Season one, two, three, four, five. They would be like, what the hell? That jump from four to five. Like if they got to watch it all right now. Okay. I see where I have a problem with it. You don't want to marketing and stuff. It's present day. You don't think about future and stuff for the show, the actual content. How is this going to age? How is this when someone in two years has never seen it and they pick it up for the first time, are they going to like it? And it's like, bro, it was, it was, I wasn't even thinking about it like that. I'm just talking from a, from a consumer standpoint. I thought it was fine. I'm disconnecting myself from the fan base because some of y'all are weird. Oh, if you're, if you're going down the rabbit hole that I think you're about to, I am, I am one of those people and I hope to God it happens. Oh no, I'm going to say like I've been on a side of Twitter and TikTok. It's it might, it won't leave my feet. It won't leave my feet. No, no, I'm, I didn't understand how much stranger things affected people's lives and like how much they, I saw an Instagram account. There's somebody out in the world that runs Instagram accounts of the characters as if they're actually them and they post pictures with real captions and stories and they're like, oh, like you say it's a, what's, what's the black dude's name? Lucas. Yeah, I know his real name Caleb. So Lucas, right? So Luke, you know, Lucas and Max, what was your name Caleb? Lucas, no, I know. Lucas and Max are dating in the show, right? Yes. There's a person who runs a Lucas account and a Max account and they post each other, right? Be like a date with my girl and stuff like that. I don't know if they're AI images or what, but then somebody screen shot it then like and I put it on Twitter and said, oh, some people are running Lucas and Max accounts. It's so cute. There was a, there was a quote tweet on that with 15,000 likes saying this is so inaccurate. You know Lucas would have posted her and nothing but her and you would have talked about her like this. This is very inaccurate. And it's like, and not even the fact that somebody posted that, the fact that 15,000 people liked it. I don't want to be associated with you anymore. I don't like the show anymore because of you. You're scaring me and have no literally zero real life responsibility. Yeah. You can't have a pet. Yeah. You have to think about their wellbeing. If you have time to make a fake Max and Lucas page, this is their day. I want them to go to the cafe today and maybe eat a little baguette and they're going to take a few pictures together and we're going to post it. It's so strange. And then, and then Sadie who plays Max on the show, she went on Jimmy Fallon, right? She went on Jimmy Fallon late by the time we were recording this yesterday. Yeah. Right. And they spoil her if you haven't watched it. She asked, Jimmy said, Hey, what do you think happened? I love Sadie saying at the end of Stranger Things with 11. She goes, she's dead. The crowd reaction. Yeah. Oh, how could you do this? So much so to where Sadie, they went, Oh, I mean, like, like, that's my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. I think she's dead. Yeah. And I don't think it's, it's so scary to me that people are having a hard time separating these actors from these characters. These characters don't exist. Yeah. This world doesn't exist. Now I will say when a character is so polarizing, so good that if you see it like Dwight Shrew, no one calls Rain Wilson, Rain Wilson, they call him Dwight Shrew. Yeah. Yeah. That's like, that definitely sucks for him. But like you, it's almost like a ultimate homage. Yeah. It's 100%. You are so good at that. Yeah. I can't even, like it's in my cerebral. Right. But I don't go through my day being like, if Rain Wilson were to be like, yeah, dude, I didn't, sometimes I didn't find Dwight funny or I don't think Dwight should have done this or like, I really didn't like this story with Dwight. I'd be like, what? Yeah. What? Yeah. Like it's like, it's fine. It kind of, it kind of scares me how people go to that. Dude, I think the same thing of like music diehards, right? Hear me out. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they will come. They will come. Like you, yeah, they're going to come. I'm going to come. So you are a mega-fan of the weekend, right? Yeah. I, now this is, this is a beautiful representation. Yeah. I like to consider myself a very large fan of the weekend. I have, I've been listening to the weekend since I was like a freshman in high school, his first projects ever. Yeah. Like, I love his music from the beginning. Yeah. You know, all the Lord, that's what separates us, right? Then there's like another stage. Maybe someone's physically got exotatted on their body. Yeah. And then they know everything. Mind it. Ever since I've been legit. No, no, no. No, no, it's going to crack. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, it's going to crack. Oh my god. Just get it. Exotatted all over. Just scare me. No. I don't think that's proper infrastructure. Does that TV not have any legs, man? We got a legless TV. No wonder we had a whole time that TV didn't have legs. We don't have legs. They just weren't screwed in. Oh my god. Pierce, you put this TV up with no legs screwed in? I mean, we're kids millions of views of my life. Our TV doesn't have legs, man. Oh man. Insert first commercial break. Online, in person, and on the go. Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you. Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup. OK, I'm so sorry. We're back. We have to reconstruct the studio. I got a burst energy. Yeah, we took a little dusting, put an arm back on, took an arm back off. It's all good. I broke some things, but we're OK. We're OK. OK, so I saw this thing, and I'm praying that you have not seen it. It is an app and a company, and it's called the Conqueror Challenges. Let me make sure I'm right. What's it called? The Conqueror Challenges, like to conquer something. OK, this is an app. It's an app. So I saw it on my TikTok, right? And it was Lord of the Rings theme. And I said, oh my god, this is right on my app. Yeah, no, I promise you I haven't seen this. So I have no clue what it is. And it's these big metals, like that you can wear, like a ribbon. But there's like construction on it, and beautiful scenes and paint and stuff. I was like, oh my god, these are sick. It's like a lanyard? But think of like a trophy. Like an Olympic medal. Something like that, yeah, but it's a whole scene. On the lanyard. It's like a ribbon. OK. And then the ribbon goes down, and there's like a piece, like a bell buck or something, but it's like a waterfall in Rivendale, where the elves live, or it's Mordor, right? So I'm like, this is fire. I mean, wait, do you hear that? Stop. Did y'all hear that? I don't know. Have you only heard that? What did you hear, Pete? It's all the **** dry and out. No, so it gets so much worse, right? So me being a nerd, I'm like, oh, this is sick. Let me click on it. Payton, it's a running app. What? It is a running app. Like a physical running app? So you download their app, and there's different ones. So it's not just Lord of the Rings. Like they do like DLCs. Like it'll be like Lord of the Rings, and then another, hey, there's Harry Potter. There's also. It's really dry. You sign up. You pay them money to sign up, and then you run with your physical body to receive these ribbons. When I tell you, I said, okay, maybe it's like a monthly challenge. Like maybe you hit that little half marathon, and you get the cool ribbon. Payton, 660 miles. What? 660 miles is what it requires. To get a ribbon? To get all five challenges done, and get the fifth sacred ribbon. So 660 times five looks like 20,000. Oh wait, where are you doing? Where are we going? Where are we going? So there's five medals. You gotta run 660 miles for each ribbon. Incorrect, 660 gets you to the end. Oh! And probably 50, you get the first one. Maybe at 100, you get number two. Oh! 660 miles. To get five ribbons. For reference, from us to Oklahoma City is like 180. It's a long run. You have to be gump. No, they literally want you to run through five more to get this. And then it comes find out, it's like $300 to sign up to get all five. So you can pick which challenge you wanna do. We have to pay to do the challenge? I download your app. Yeah. I physically sacrifice my body, and I pay you $300 for a ribbon. Can I see a picture? Do you have the picture of these ribbons we can put on screen? I can pull up. I need to see these. Okay, first of all, can we be honest? If we do a median like picture of Lord of the Ring fans, they're not running. Can we be... Oh! They're the greatest fans ever. We are the greatest fans ever. We don't go for that Saturday job. I mean, y'all can sit and watch like a... Oh boy, but we don't... It's running 660 miles. We do not go for that. I mean, there's no, there's rarely anybody that's gonna run that much in their lifetime. Okay, look, this is right here, right? So that she's doing a reveal, she got it in. She's talking about it. It's on the screen, see? But that's what it looks like. And I'll get a better picture. But you see what she's holding. That looks like a car freshener. And she paid money and ran for it. Now, a hobby's a hobby. No, she didn't. Now hear me out, now hear me out. People looking at me and saying the same thing. So I immediately thought. I said, I was sitting here. I was like, wow, this is absolutely crazy. I would never do this. And that was one of my top fandom things. So I said, I gotta think of a way that P would even remotely approach this. Say they had one for able test fate, right? For the weekend. For the weekend. Yeah. And you're running through. So all it does, you can run anywhere, but it gives you like a virtual map. Okay. So like, say it's from the House of Bloons to the Air Canada Center and stuff like that. Oh, I like that. Like, big milestones in his life. I like that. But you can run it everywhere, anywhere. Yeah, I like that. Would you participate in a weekend themed Concord? No. For what? You're a car fresher. You have to pay $300. No. 660 miles. I'm not running for $660,000. I'm not doing that. Oh God. Oh, I'd run butt naked. I'd run butt naked. Kim, how much money would it take you to run 660 miles? 660 miles? Yeah. 600. Okay. That is a absolutely looter. Exactly. How much money would it take? I'd go 50K. You couldn't physically do that. 600, do I have a time limit? No, you have a month. Oh. Is that possible? No, that's not. That's like literally running a marathon a day every single day. Okay, so six months. Six months. Six months, so that's 110 miles a month. I could do that. You think you could run 110 miles a month? It would suck like hell, but yeah. Kim, you can't even do 110 push-ups a month. First off, that's not true. That's not true. One of my new resolutions, simply for discipline's sake, is 100 push-ups every day. Really? How have you been doing? I've got every day so far, but we're not that far into the year. Have you? I swear to God. Have you? I swear to God. Okay. Who's keeping track? Me. All right. Are they full push-ups or are we going? They're full push-ups. Do you know what I hate? What? Those little, like those little bitty push-ups, they do fire up. They do fire up. Dude, but those used to make me sweat, dude. Like bad. Gym class. Do you remember gym class as a kid? You had gym class? Like we actually did workouts? You didn't have gym class in elementary school? We just had PE. Play dodgeball. Yeah, that's called gym class. No, y'all were doing push-ups. We didn't do physical stuff. We did jump ropes. Wait, wait, so like middle school. You didn't have gym class? Middle school, I was in athletics. No, sixth grade. Sixth grade, we had PE. Wait, so y'all went to PE and y'all didn't have clothes? What'd you just say? That's unbelievable. That's crazy. That's crazy. What'd you just say? You didn't go to PE class and change out your clothes? Oh my god, you lived in an actual Netflix movie. No. I'm telling you, I went to school like Disney Channel. No, you did. No, hell no. We went to PE. We took our backpack off, threw it on the side. We sat down and listened to Coach Vandevur. And we watched his nutsack fall out of his shorts. And he said, yeah, we're playing dodgeball today. We're playing dodgeball. Come on, come here, people. We're playing dodgeball, boys and girls. He goes, try dodgeball. He goes, he goes, we're playing dodgeball. We're playing dodgeball. And I'm literally like, and Pierce was like, never mind. I'm sorry too far. Yeah, we're looking at old nut, and then we're literally getting up and playing dodgeball. That was our PE. This was my PE. We didn't have accessible lockers. What? We had lockers lined all throughout the school. We were not allowed to use them. No, OK, this is what we went to PE class. It was like middle of the day, right before science and lunch. Oh, that sucks. So you would go to PE, and we had a locker room. And you'd go in there, and you would have a gray t-shirt, which is already bad for me and my pubescent sweater. And like blue shorts? Blue shorts, yes, that's what I'm saying. We had that in athletics, not PE. Like, you only had that if you were on a sports team. No, but this was like sixth grade. So right before you got on a sports team. Yeah, we didn't have that in sixth grade. First through fifth, yeah, you were wearing jeans and stuff. Yeah. But at sixth grade, in my prime puberty time, like 13 or whatever I was, I would go. I remember I was going, I'd put on these athletic clothes. We'd go run like a mile, play tetherball, and then do the pacer test. You know what I mean? I have to say this out loud. I was thinking about you. But I was thinking about you putting on your shirt. I was thinking about how much hair you had, and just sharp crooked teeth. And you said run a mile. And literally in my mind, I formed you running a mile. I chatched you to the team. But I had you like this. Like on all fours, you were like, I'm passing all the kids like, ah, ah. Ah. You're like, ah, ah. So you see now, OK. That's not an eight. It's not a primate. I didn't say this. I said you're like, see, you're running on my knuckles. And hopefully make it to 200. No, OK. But then when we, and then you were in prison system. And then we would have to get out, and I'm wearing the same as I wore those like pajama draws, the big flannel ones. And then my pecker could, my pecker was too small. So it would always go through that hole. Me too. God, I hated that. I hated it. I hated that. Bro, I used to get seven. Now one more year forward, seventh grade, right? We had football like six o'clock in the morning. First off, 70% of my team didn't shower. You're absolutely disgusting. No, that's not something I didn't shower either. And so I would go. I took my shower. I went in there and squeezed everything I had, held it. You're like, I'm going to take this. I went like a little claw machine. I was like, I didn't even need the pink. I didn't even need the pink. I was like, I was sitting there. I washed my because I know I stink. This happening at 6 AM. It's 6 AM. I'm out there tackling Jariah. And we're, and he's, I don't think that's a better. You did not hear about him. No, Jariah. He's fantastic. He's a good guy. Yeah. He's fantastic at football. He was a hooper too, though. But he's based on the name. He's sweating, stunk like hell. But anyway, that's what I'm saying. But a lot of these guys don't bathe. I bathed because I knew what I would do. Now the consequence of bathing is, A, my swag was absolutely atrocious. I'm getting out of a shower. And I'm putting on an Air Apostles shirt with Levi jeans 501 because I didn't want my cotton zipper. And then Adidas slides. Oh, it was a horrendous fit. I had absolutely, absolutely zero female attention. The one girl I liked absolutely did not want anything to do with me. And then I'm going to my class 20 minutes late because I decided to shower. The You Should Know podcast. Dude, those times were honestly wicked. But it's so good for your upbringing and foundation. Like these kids now are wearing purple jeans and like Balenciagas. Like I went back to like a high school game to watch the kids that you used to coach. Those kids are on hearts here. Dior there. Big chains. None of you work. None of you have a job. And that proves my point that the place that these kids go to school is a nice area. Because it's like that's the only way is their parents afford it. Oh, yeah. I'm not buying my kids that stuff. No. You're wearing, you're going to wear looney tunes, Ross clothes until you're 17. Dude, the guys, the male students that had the Mrs. Peach backpacks and the Donkey Kong backpacks and Mario Kart backpacks, those big, like those toy zipper backs, I hated that face. Really? You were one of them, weren't you? No. I wore a Stranger Things backpack in high school, though. I was 17 wearing a Stranger Things backpack. No, I was about to say that came out. Your literal senior year. You had, you like, you caught it at the last chance. Like, no, no, no, like you, that was, that show created in your senior year. Yeah. So you, you, I mean, trailblazer, you did it, but that's close. Holy s***. You had a Stranger Things backpack. You're 26. You had a Stranger Things backpack. 100%. High school. Yeah. I had a Stranger, and then I would wear like the shirts. I would dress like a character, dude. I'm telling you, I had that 11 shirt. I rocked that for a while. That was fine. You were, yeah. Now I resemble her. Shout out, Millie Bobby Brown. You do resemble her. You do resemble her. Hey, I was reading comments on last week's episode, and it is, I didn't think it was going to be this nerve racking talking about my relationship publicly. Like, I don't, I honestly, I'm kind of teetering the line if I like it or not, because like, I don't like, I just don't like that many personal comments about, like a personal thing that you, that you are fond of. That you love that. That I'm fond of, right? And I'm very protective over my hot breath wife. There you go. You know what I mean? You're a good old mama bear. But then I started to get self-conscious, right? I'm like, hey, maybe I'm too happy. I'm way too happy. This could go real bad. And I was thinking about, what are some ways I could get cheated on in this situation? Because I was like, this girl is perfect. I don't think she would. But maybe she's so good. But she's so good. What is she cheating on me? You need to protect your heart from these thoughts. No, no, it's too far. Why are you thinking that? No, I'll literally be in bed and like, something's great. It always happens with some grades going on. I'll be like, you cheated on me. Ha! She'll be like, what the fuck? I'm in the middle of the show. It's just funny to think you go, prove it! She goes, what the fuck? You're like, say you want it! She goes, oh my god, why are you yelling? So that got me to thinking, what are some of the worst ways to find out you got cheated on? And I came up with a couple. Oh, I mean, hell, I've loved to hear yours. I got some walked in though. So I wrote some down because honestly, I thought this, me and her go shopping a lot and CJ was there. And this almost happened. Well, I thought it was happening. So I wrote it down. One of the worst ways you can find out your girl's cheating on you is through her dog. Imagine. What? Imagine this, because I thought it happened when we went to a store together. Imagine you and your girl are in a store together, right? And she has a dog, right? And she's carrying the dog. It's a little cute, like a little lap dog. Automatic breakup. If I'm dating you, your pet doesn't leave the house. Really? If you go, oh, my dog's coming to the cappuccino. I go, y'all have a great day. Absolutely lose my number. No, no, no, no, it's not a service animal. You're fine. The pet stays home. See, I disagree. I love her dog. I love my girl's dog. So anyway, imagine going through the store with your girl's dog, right? And he's like a little cute, like a little, just one of these cute little dogs, right? And you know how dogs, whenever they see people, they just kind of sniff on them and keep going. You can tell that they don't recognize them. Oh, my God. Imagine you're walking through the store with your girl and her dog, and that dog sprints towards the sexy man in the store. Oh. And then the guy goes, oh, what's up, Bitty? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Do you know the heartbreak? It's gut-wrenching. Especially you're following POV, you're just watching the dog. You're like, cut, you little s***. I'm gonna like you. And then you look up. It's like Anthony Joshua. And you go, oh. He goes, oh, hello, Bitty. And he knows your girl's dog's spot. Oh, my God. And he starts going in the ear, and the dog's like, oh, oh, and it turns back to you and goes, I'd be like, oh, my God. You literally can't be a worse way. Now, now hear me out. Because that's a personal connection. That dog's cuddled in bed with that dog. Oh, 100%. That dog's been in that man's crotch. Not in, rather, but around the crotch. Not all dogs do that. In the crotch is strange. I should have said that. Around the crotch. Yeah. Oh, my God. As soon as he gets done. Manip- Oh, what's in his- he gets done marinating on your wife. Oh, my God. He gets a pet-set dog. Oh. Yeah, that's that. No, you're- you're- I'm- he's gotta die. It's like, oh, something's gotta happen. It's like, oh, why does your dog smell like Louis Vuitton Meteor? Oh, and he smells like another man's cologne right in that fur, dude off. Dude, oh, man. You're gonna have to- oh, man. Here we go. Does it make it worse if the guy's a little less attractive? Let's be honest. I always- If we look up, he loves the dog. Dog loves him. You look up. He looks- Dude, yes. Beat. Yes, no, that's way worse to get cheated on going down and going up. Because I've been cheated on both ways. Oh, my God, that's true. I've been cheated on both ways. Yeah, it's like, what the f*** are you getting from him? It's not for me. Yeah, I mean, he- I was like, dude, I remember the first time I got cheated on. I found out who the guy was, and I was like, oh, I literally have no value. I was like, no, this guy? I was like, I was hating, but like, come on. You're like, oh, no, no, no, no, I have nothing to offer. Like, if that's the guy, that's your guy, that's the guy? Yeah, but then I got cheated on with the guy that literally was sexy as hell. I was like, I would give it up to him. Like, I get- That's true. And he has more money. No, I've seen some of those. I've seen some of those super like, hell, I'm game. Yeah, yeah, it's like, no, watch. Just call him over. Yeah. OK, dog is wicked. Well, dog's wicked. The first thing that popped in my mind is that I call it the detective route. The detective route. Or the Sherlock Holmes. Don't hit too close to home now. Sherlock Holmes. Now, you might have dibbled and dabbled in this, but it's like a breadcrumb. Like, one thing's off. Like, oh, you zeld somebody $200? Yeah. That's weird. Like, what? OK. Yeah. And then, oh, wait. You went like a bag of Togo somewhere. You told me you didn't get lunch the other day. Oh, OK. And it's just breadcrumb after breadcrumb. And then finally, there's this grandiose thing. Like, you just figure it out. Yeah. And you confront them. That's worse, because, A, you've been cheating on me the whole time. But, two, you made me work. And I don't want to do that. Like, I'm not a detective. I do this for a living. I don't pee together. No, haven't I? You made me follow your mistakes and still, like, the end result is I'm still being cheated on. Following a crime scene to find out your girl's getting plugged up by another man is tough. No, no. No, that is rough. No, no, no. That is immediate breakup. That is immediate. Oh, my god. I'm not going to lie. There's a better chance that we stay together. If you walk straight up to him and you go, I cheated on you. Yeah, it's happening. You're 100% no. Now with the live. No, I can't start that narrative. Now with the live. It was with the whole basketball team with his girl in high school. And it was still reversed. I had to pull that information out. So you know that guy that starts over you? I've been slipping. Oh, hey, Steve, that's it. Oh, it's OK. OK, another worse way to find out you've been cheated on? I don't know. I don't know if there's worse than that dog. No, dog sucks, too. Because dog's personal. Oh, god. But imagine you go to your girl's house one morning. Like, y'all live separately. You go to your girl's house. She's tired. It's like a Sunday morning. So she's tired. She went out the night before or something. I'd say something like that. She went out the night before or something. I'd say something weird. Yeah, she went out the night before or something. You're like, hey, babe, let's go watch it. Let's just sit in the house and watch the movies tonight. It's a Sunday. Let's just be lazy. Perfect. What should we? What? You hear it. You hear it knock on the door. You're like, oh, babe, what's that? What's that? She goes, oh, I don't know. I'll get it, though. You get up to go open the door. It's a door dash. Two milkshakes with a note saying, hey, thanks again for last night. Imagine that. I mean, this guy got your girl cookies and cream. And if he knows to keep that whipped cream and cherry off. Oh my god. How long has this been going on? Oh, police are going to be in the near distance. It's her favorite order. It's her favorite order from her favorite milkshake spot. That's intimate. Hannah says, thank you for last night. Now, do I know? Do I know? Like, she already confessed that she went out last night. Yes, you knew she was going out with the girls. And we were not there. Oh my god. It was a girl. Dude, girls night is nothing but curse. Dude, I remember I picked up my ex from a girl's night and it was some dude's house. And I was like, and I'm like, I've never heard of this house or seen like, I don't know where this part of town is. Came out, closed all the time here. I'll f**k you. How about that dude is just butt naked and I was wondering like this. And I was a man, dude. I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh, baby, breath stinks. Oh, no. Can I smell like a dude? Smells like avocado. Call back. No, if I were to really expose all the ways I got cheated on and like the things I was OK with. Bro, I honestly think if they cheat on me and there's a milkshake sent to the house, I play it cool. There was nothing at the door. I come in. Oh, what the hell? It's a false knock. And I go, so babe, where were you last night? And I griller about it. Because dude, honesty is the cure. It has to be. But you're a girl guy. I'm not a girl guy. I'm so emotional. I have to get this out. I'd be like, baby, who the fuck is this motion? Yeah, I can't because it's like the bait and hook. I'm going to let them sink their own ship. I'm going to let them sink their own ship. OK, my last one. I was thinking about this. Very simple. But getting the news from someone else you love and not the actual partner. Dude, this is crazy. I'm 4 for 4 so far. All these is happening to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the milkshakes, but it was. Someone's milkshaked you. But it was food. Yeah, it was food. She got cracked because of In-N-Out. It was crazy. But dude, finding out from somebody you love. And in the dude. Oh my god, getting cheated on over animal fries. Oh my god. No, no, it was plane fries. I didn't get animal. He's like, he has no respect for your cardboard. Oh my god. But yeah, like some like, like say your cousin tells you. Oh, dude. Your friend, your mom, even. The denial. What would you say that about her? Yeah. Oh my god, you're going out just sad. Imagine your own mother. Imagine your mother. And whatever the scenario, because God knows your mom. If your girl came up to your mom and said, I cheated on your son, it's no more girlfriend. She's not making out the house. Yeah, she's not. No more girlfriend. But in this scenario, let's say, however she did it. Yeah. Your mom comes up to you and goes, I don't even need to talk. She's rubbing your back. Oh, it's going to be OK. I'm sweating. Yeah, no, I'm sweating now. I'm sweating now. I'm sweating real mad, actually. So, you know, Voldy cheated on you. But. Ah. Do you know mom? You go, what? What did you just say? Oh my god. No, that dude, because honestly, your partner at that point, you have enough balls to tell the truth. No. You don't have enough to tell it to me. If you're doing that, you're telling my mother your two levels are crazy. Oh, yeah. One, you're crazy enough to cheat on me. Two, to tell Nita Rat. Yeah. It's crazy. Dude, I remember when I got cheated on, it happened for a close friend. It was a girl, like my high school homie. No way. I was at bed. She Face-tied me. And I answered. And she was like checking on me. And she was like, yeah. She was like, so when did you in So-and-so breakup? And I go, we're together. I just started today. She's like, and I was like, what? She was like, oh. I didn't like that. But what does that mean? And she goes, no, no, never mind. And I was like, no, no, you're going to tell me. And she told me she was simply excited. She was like, well, I just keep hearing stories about the different guys she's looking up with. And I said, what? And then she gave me names. I was like, oh, man. It was just like name after name, scenario, scenario. She was like, yeah, I thought you knew, because everybody else does. Ooh. I don't wish out on anybody but Pierce. Oh my god. Yeah. I'm kidding, Pierce. Oh my god. I'm kidding, Zeldin. Yeah. But that's the worst way. Those are my people. That's the worst way to get cheated on. Oh, that's terrible. That's terrible. Yeah. I pray no one gets cheated on, man. Actually, I think young men should get cheated on. At least once. I think once. It's very good for you. It hurts like hell. But if you take the righteous path, you will come out better. Yes. But you can't. We will lose some soldiers to the dark side. We will lose some soldiers to the dark side. See what I said? Oh, yeah. I mean, you get your little heart broken, and you might start, I mean, your whole life. Isn't it crazy? It's actually crazy. You could get your heart broken, and it could f**k your life up. People don't. There's people that are spending life in prison because of that. No, no, people don't understand that. That is, it's something so small as like a high school or like a high school boyfriend or girlfriend. Yeah. Bro, your brain is not fully developed. You think that is your like, your being. Yeah, your whole life is right here. Your whole life, and they break up with you. Yeah. There's people that have done some wicked sh**. Yeah. I might even talk about crime, but like, it could, like, like the butterfly effect. A butterfly effect. One more time. Butterfly effect. There you go. It could like, that could make you smoke for your first time because you were so sad, and then you become an addict, and then it just sends you down and they're like, whoa, I'm saying, I'm saying, what if that happened? I go, then you become an addict, and then you're on the side of the street home, and then you're itching at your right arm, and then you get staph infection, and then you get your leg abutated, and then it's done. Oh, because you stagged. Oh, because of milkshake. Oh, because Jasmine and the f**k milkshake. You're limbless, jobless, soulless. Yeah, I just wanted to bring that up because it's a deep thought I've been having recently. God, I mean, that's terrible. Yeah. The Usional Podcast. I want to bring something up. What happened? I'm almost certain. Don't know how. My phone got leaked. My phone number got leaked. I mean, 100%. How so? One, I've gotten a ridiculous amount of text from car dealerships, and I'm not on the hunt right now currently. Oh, it's like that? Is this spam calls? I get spam calls, too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I got another. I got a call, right? Yeah. From New York, unsaved number that said New York, and did not say potential spam. So I go, open it. Open it. Answer it. Hello? Beep, beep, beep, they hang up. They heard that voice. They call back. Yeah. Who is this? The hang up don't say anything. So then they text me. They go, hey, who is this? I hate that. I go, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't hit my line and ask me who you're texting. You are reaching out to me. You know who you're talking to. I literally said, no, no, no, who is this? They said, sorry, my friend Jacob got a new phone. Guess he gave me the wrong number. And I go, no Jacob here, comma, no problem. See, that just shows how nice Cam is. Jacob, I'm not texting back after that. I'm not. The cat Williams. Well, hell, let's find him again. Yeah, let's find him. That is cat. He's like, no. And if you don't answer, we'll try him again. So then, right? So that same number, it's kind of lingering for the conversation. And they go, oh, OK, appreciate it. Sorry. All right. The next day, you and me get on TikTok Live. We do get on TikTok Live. We are on TikTok Live. We're talking, having a blast. And I get a phone call to New York number. OK. So now, I don't even know if you peeped this. During the live, I went, oh my god, I hung up. And I go, I got to tell you something off live later. And you're like, what? And I goes, I was like, I said the whole thing about, I'm going to give you one clue. And I pointed to the fan. Oh, yeah. Because I had a working theory. So that New York number, the same number, keeps calling me. I keep denying it. Keeps calling me. Keep denying. Now I'm getting texts, but I'm just swiping. It's trying to stay focused on the live. We get off live. I go to my texts. It literally says, so sorry for interrupting your live stream. Didn't realize it was stopping your camera every time. We are massive fans of your podcast. There is no Jacob. Second text. Comes in. By the way, not weird fans or anything. We're not weird or anything. Just really wanted to say what's up to you. I go, you have my personal number. And you're calling me while I'm working. Yeah. And I told you, I told you, I don't want to continue this. But you're not weird or anything. You're not weird, right? Yeah. No, don't do that. Where did you get my number? I understand that. First off, that needs to be sanctioned from the government. Wait, are you sure that they got your number? The 1682? I was about to say, I don't know. It's my phone that's ringing. I'm saying it. Yeah, but they need to be. Yeah, no, but for real. And it's like, it's happened only a couple of times now. Yeah, don't do that. Please don't. Oh, no. Oh, if you, if you, if you, because whatever, if you call me or text me and you're a fan, automatically, well, I see I'm worse than you. You're a nice, go lucky guy. I got your IP now. And I'm a threat. No, not that. No, you'll be fine. But you just won't like that. Oh, yeah. No, because I'm not going to interact with you. Yeah. No, I gave your number, by the way, to the police department. Yeah. No, I did block it though. You're like, by the way, shake your front door. It's the cops out there. Bow. I go, bow. Please get out of the way. Oh, man, yeah, don't do that. There's so many people breaking boundaries of our personal space, man. Like that, it's just a weird middle ground, because in a very, very, very jaded lens, like sure, it might be a sign of respect. Like they love what we do so much. They're really just trying to talk to us. Yes. And I get that. But there's appropriate times to come talk to us. Meet and greets, live shows. I'm not going to find LeBron James' number. No. And then harass him. No. Just because he's my favorite. Yeah. And it's like, it's a weird line. And by all means, we're nowhere, nowhere near LeBron's line. I'm saying that for my personal exam. Yeah, it's just so weird to me. I don't know. I can't understand doing that. So we're saying this to say, don't do it. But if you do find Cam's number, are you sure it's the 1682? Stop. 443. My god. You just got a guess. Just gave him 65% percent. You got to, they literally have to guess the last four. Yeah. They can find it. They do that. Find it. There's machines. That's one out of 1,000. Honestly, if one out of 90,999. If you guess the next four, you get the right to talk to Cam for 30 minutes on the phone. I'll give you 30, hell. Who am I kidding? If you guess the last four, I'll give you that. That's hilarious. I'll go, hell, how's it hanging? You're like, how's your auntie? You're the lucky conch in there. I go, god, this is beautiful. Where do you stay, huh? What was the first video you saw of us? I go south the code. Oh, god, no, that's the, that is a bad place. What do you like about Peyton? Oh, nothing? All right. Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's getting funny. But there's a guy that came up to me in the gym yesterday because I went back to the gym. Surprisingly so. You went to the gym yesterday? Yep. When I invited you to go to the gym? You didn't invite me to go to the gym yesterday. You did not invite me to go to the gym yesterday on Monday? Oh, no, I didn't. Yeah, I know you didn't. I know you didn't. That's too good to go. So you were too good to go with me, but. Yeah, well, no, I just didn't want to go. I said I was starting on Monday. Oh, OK. And so I went on Monday and I was there for 15 minutes and I stopped six times and the sixth guy said, oh, dude, you're that dumb on the pod. And I said, don't go going home. I was done. Bro, that's it. It's funny. No, a guy crept on me today, crept out of the shadows. Good guy, cool guy. He goes, you know, yeah, my boy Diego told me about it. I said, I said, hold on. Now I said, how do y'all know each other? Then we started talking. We say it's been 14 minutes. He's still not dressed. Can we wait? Like he gets dressed. You take so long to get dressed. It's unbelievable. These earrings. First off, I can undress record time. Do it. We'll censor it. No, I have to. Who can get undressed quicker? No, I guarantee it's me. I guarantee it's me. I get off camera. It's me because I will go down to mine. So we can blur it. No, I'm not doing that on the camera. I don't want my power. Blur it. No, there's not a blur big enough. I could be a hell of a f**king blur. The whole screen's blurred. The whole screen's just black. No, for the oh my god. Imagine how funny this is. Imagine it's like color graded blurring. So for me, I'm like taking off. It's like this little tan, very white skin. And then right here, it's like a couple pixels. Then you go and you strip down. And it's like in the blur. The blur is like. Oh, that would happen, man. That would happen. That's the funny thing. Oh, God, you're blessed. Isn't life grande? And making it better just got easier with Starbucks' new protein cold foam. A little something, something to take your favorite drinks up a notch with 15 grams of extra protein. Turn your usual iced caramel latte into a smooth iced caramel protein latte. Add a delicious swale on top of your drink, just like that. Protein never tasted so good with Starbucks' new protein cold foam. Subject to availability while stocks last. I mean, I have been told that I'm blessed. It means the most when it comes from you. Good morning to you. I am not blessed with my mouth, except for. Far from it. Except for. Someone say cursed. No, I'm like a motor. You know what I mean? When I get going, I'm like a motor. You're a motor with a double ailment. Crazy, man. I mean, you got fat tongue and you got bad list. But here at YSK, we created a new challenge. We did. A new game. And we're going to do it right now. I'm actually really excited about this. I'm kind of scared for luck, jaw man. This challenge we created is the Hubba Bubba Tongue Twister Challenge. Basically, me and Cam are going to put a whole roll of Hubba Bubba in our mouth and read each other tongue twisters. Oh my god. The person listening has to guess the other person's tongue twister. I got faith in you, Bub. And now, honestly, I really don't. But I'm trying to give you that confidence. Yeah. I mean, I haven't had Hubba Bubba since the Pender Greedy War of 1412. Me neither. And this is six feet. I know. All right. You want me to go first? Go. Go for it. OK, go. See, like immediately, you bit that. What are you doing, bro? That's a gun. They give it to you in this nice thing on purpose. Oh my god, your jaw's already working, boy. Oh my god. Your teeth haven't even touched. You're trying to get it down. Look at you chewing on silly pun. You're like, I already feel the cavity. Oh, you are salivating. Oh no, my wet mouth center's coming. Oh my god, you're dripping like a dough. Ow. Drop it. Hey, hey, maybe you should go down. I just saw fear in your eyes. That thing came down my throat. Came back up, boy. Oh man. It's like some wilted spirit. Drop it in the morning there, and drop it in the morning. Got to go the whole row. Oh man. Bro, you bit that. Like it's a pastry. Stop. That's what's causing it. Oh my god. You need to roll it. I don't think I can. My god, he's getting a gig. Oh, no, it's gone. Oh. Just the mouse noises. I can't do a whole. I can't put this in there. No, you have to try it. Bro, first off, you have to. First off, it's like a synthesis. You got to break that down into your mouth. You got to get it nice and gooey. Oh. Dude, and one of the sickening part, your tongue's still bigger than all the company you have in your mouth. Your tongue's bigger than that. My jaw genuinely hurts right now. I can't breathe. I can't breathe out of my nose on the mouth. I can't breathe out my nose on the mouth. Oh, this is bad. No, you got to go more. You got to go more. You got to finish it. Every time I open this thing up, there's more in there. It's like reproducing. It's a gift that never stops. What's the thing? Gift that keeps on giving. It's the gift that keeps on getting you out. I know. You have to. Totally your mouth. You have to. I can't. I can't. You have to. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. OK, we'll call it. Thank you. Please. All right. All right. First. OK, I'm guessing that is so you look crazy. Dude, it's kind of making my stomach hurt. I feel this is like this. Oh my god, it's making my stomach hurt. You're doing YouTube. First. First, talk to us. OK, there we go. I'll put some on. Oh my god. Just throw that last bit. Now you can say you put a whole roll in your mouth. Right now you're lying. Now you're a truther. Oh my god. It's because you did it. How much is every one? Go, go, go. Yeah, there we go. Read it. What's on here? Read it. Luke, what? Oh, oh, oh. Luke, what likes lakes? Luke, luck, likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. What Luke's duck likes lakes? And Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke, luck, likes lakes. And Luke's duck likes lakes. Uh-huh. OK. Oh, no. No, something right here just made a big, like, a scream for help noise. Think one of them are? Swallowed them as a dibs like reverb. You went, I can't tell. At this point, I can't tell what's my tongue and what's to go. Oh, god. Oh, god. Luke, luck, likes lakes. And Luke's duck likes lakes. Wait. Somehow Luke's duck likes lakes. And lakes. You said Luke's lick likes lakes. Oh, I have nothing in my mouth. All at once. All at once. Spass. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, look over. I just said spass. I'm not going to say that. It's oh, you're getting crazy sliver. Dude, it is making me uncomfortable watching you. You look like you're, oh, dude, you look like you're chewing a bunghole. It's like part, oh, it's like part of it's so hard and part is so soft. It's like me after a couple whiskey shots. You go, I mean, the shaft is, I mean, it's iron pole of that head. I mean, it's just my heaven prayer. Here you go. Luke, luck, likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke, luck, likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. OK, here we go. Final answer. Luke, luck, likes lakes. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke, luck, Luke, luck, likes lakes. Luke's ducks likes licking lakes. Oh, licks lakes too. Licks lakes. I'm sorry to get dizzy. Dude, that is, oh my god. I'm just going to go on. Oh, yeah. I don't want to slip back. Oh, yeah, no, no, I'm not doing that. That's torture. Pete, you don't understand like the vision. I'm starting to feel nasty. No, the visual is insanity. I think I see peers get hard. All right, so this one. Wait a second. What is that? Oh, OK. I feel a cavity coming off. Now, this one has a lot of S-H's. Oh, no. Regardless of the gum, this one's going to be good. Oh, no. Oh, I almost threw up. I almost threw up, bro. I almost threw up. Oh, no, no, you did the slurp. It literally concaved. You slurped it. It was out here. You slurped it like this. Oh my god. I'm trying to gag. No, it looks like you're chewing on becna. Dude, no, it's making me high levels of nasty. You ready? High levels of uncomfort. You ready? Silly Sally's. Oh, it's something with Sally. Silly Sally swiftly shoots seven silly sheep. It looks like you're missing a tooth. What? OK, hold on. I'm walking in. Silly Sally swiftly shoots seven silly sheep. Seven silly sheep, silly Sally shoot. Honestly impressive. Silly Sally swiftly shows seven silver shoes. What? Silly Sally. Silly Sally swiftly shoots seven silly sheep. P. P. This is Silly Sally swiftly. I don't know that. It's that word. Go again. It's the same. You're just trying to give me something to shoot again. No, I don't know what. I literally don't know what you're saying. Silly Sally something to shoot. It's not like you're just shooting. Like lawyers, you're shooting them. Silly Sally, silly Sally, silly Sally, silly Sally. Silly Sally swiftly shoots seven silly sheep. I don't know what you're saying. Shoot? What are you saying? Shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Shoot, little girl. Shoot. OK, shoot. Silly Sally. Oh, god. It has to be on the last one. Silly Sally swiftly shoots seven silver squawks. What was it? What was the ending? I'm going to go down in my throat. What was the ending? Silly Sally swiftly shoot seven silly sheep. But seven silly sheep. So wait, wait, wait. Silly Sally swiftly shoot seven silver sheep. I just bit my filling. Seven silly silver sheep. Yeah. Seven silly sheep, silly Sally. Seven silly, seven silly sheep. Seven silly sheep, silly Sally shoot. There we go. Oh. Hey, man, I'm like a library. You got to be kidding me. Pete, it looks like it. No, no, no, no. This might be a lot. It looks like you just spit out a placenta. It literally. I don't know if that's what you're talking about. You can just set a tone. Oh, that's more than the tone. OK, OK, you try it. We can just do one more with you. But dude, first off, this is how you properly do some. Yeah, well, you take 10 years to do it. No. Show me that. See how fast you can roll that thing in there. Bend down a little bit. Yeah, get that. Quick, quick, go, go, go, go. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Oh, shit. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Go, Cameron. Oh, no. You should have gone, I mean, your lips are so dry right now. Oh, man. Oh, man. You sound like a hog. You sound like Robbie sleeping. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Cover your mouth. Oh, Cameron. Oh, man. Put it in, bro. Ew. Put it in. Oh. Oh. It looks like you just did a lot. I saw a gross. Oh. Oh, my God. This is hard, bro. Your mouth is big in my mouth. There's no way. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. What are you doing now? I told you, bro. I told you. OK. We're going to consolidate to the left. Yeah. You got to fill that left side up. Oh. Oh, that's bad. I hear you, man. Oh, my God. You still know it. Yeah, it's nasty. Shut it in there. Now we got to go immediately to the tongue twisters. Let's go. Dude, your mouth. Oh. You look like that Dave Chappelle character. Let's go. Don't chew yet. Buh. Oh. Buh. Buh. Buh. Oh. Oh, man. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. Dude, your mouth. I don't know how you did this. No, Cam. Oh, audio listeners. They're all clicked off of this. Oh. Oh. That's cheating. Are you ready? Are you ready? In the game. In the, in the, oh, it's so good. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. In the, oh, it's so gross. Mm. Yo. Come on. I'm gonna have lost, y'all. How big, you, how big is your mouth? As you, man. Oh, my God. Betty, boy, the blast of blood. Oh, no, I can't. I'm on the door, on the door, on the door, on the door. No, it's over, I'm on the door, on the door, on the door. I'm on the door, on the door, on the door, on the door. Oh, my goodness. I'm on the game. No, I'm on the game. I'm on the game. No, I'm on the game. No, I'm on the game. The challenge is over. Challenge is over. I'm on the game. I'm on the game. I want to get you dequeued. I want to get you dequeued. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Stop it. Oh. Oh. No, dude. Mm-mm. Uh-uh. Somebody get a camera on this thing. No, no, he's gonna, we're recording sideways. He's gonna say, don't you do it. Peyton. Peyton. Don't you do it, bro. I hope you can. No, no. I'm gonna punch you, bro. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Don't let me do it. Oh! Don't do it! Please don't. Please don't. I have it right here. I have it right here. Don't want to piss. We're playing, we're playing gum rushing roulette. No. Who's gonna get some? Not me. Where is it? It literally touched. Oh, show her it's at, show her it's at. Oh. I think I broke something. It turned off the AC. Did it turn it off? No, it didn't turn off. It hit the HDMI, the HDMI is out. I got you, I got you. Oh no, champ's on. Take that out of your mouth. I really do want to try and move it once. It's over, it's over, it's over. I mean, you want to talk about flavor though. Holy s***, that was good. I enjoyed it. It looks like a turd. Yeah. Dude, that is, that is absolutely insane. Can I, can I, can I read you what I was reading? Yes, read me. Betty bought her, bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter. I kid you not. The only thing I can think of is how big is your f***ing mouth. Okay, you want to, but I, since you had such a hard time with that, I want to see, oh, where's the other one? I want to see how much Hubble Bubba you can put in your mouth. You got to put that back in. If you can, if in under 30 seconds, you can put all of this in your mouth and then you put it in your mouth and say, I love PETA, I'll give you $500. I'll try. That's, I mean, that's a daunting task. 30 seconds, I don't even get a minute. No 30 seconds, $500 in 30 seconds. Hey, don't start. I mean, somebody's going to literally gift that, what you just did. Lift it. Put that sound too. Yeah, this is all getting, hmm. All right. Here we go. 30 seconds start in five, four, three, two, one for $500. Okay, we're in consolidate. Got to go Peyton method. There's no way. Uh-huh. Oh yeah. How full are you? How f***ing full? You have 15 seconds. What the f***? 10 seconds for $500, Cam. You got to say, I love PETA. I'll give you 45, no, I won't give you. Let's go. I love PETA. Ah, sorry. 31, 41. Ah, it's one second off. So close. It's so far. Oh dude, stop, it's going to make me. I can't be in, oh, it's got to get muted. Oh, no, it's got to get censored. It's got to get censored. All right, guys, I'm going to do the outro this time. Thank you so much for coming back to the You Should Know podcast episode 199. Remember, next week is episode 200. We have a lot of surprises. We have a lot of special things coming. But then after that, we got the one million subscriber episode special, where the biggest announcement in YSK history is coming. This week's secret code is hubba bubba, HBL, H, HB, H, HUBBA bubba, HBL, Oh, HUBBA bubba list. Remember, what I take long as I'll make it home to Christmas, and we will see you next time.