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Hello, my gremlin, little gigglers. Wait, I just... Are you ever spacing out and then all of a sudden, like you were just talking and I was like really in deep thought about something else and I forgot that we were doing the podcast. Also, we were two seconds into the pod and you've lost focus. Well, because when we get on the phone prior and do other things, then I like forget. You're like humble bragging that we like did a little bit of admin. What kind of ASMR pod is this? Canada Dry, shout out to Canada. Is your tummy okay? Well, one of my things for 2026 is like drinking soda is trying. I love soda. Like I love everything about soda, but Coca-Cola specifically. It's really bad for you. It's so bad. See, I brought this up to a family member during the holidays and as you do, you're just like, what's the most insane thing I could say to my family member? Did you go home for the holidays if there was not a soda discussion at some point? Yeah, every family has this. And then we were talking about Coke Zero, you have Coke Zero. So at one point I said to someone who's fully addicted to drink and diet Coke and I decided to make the obvious statement. I go, I don't know if that's good for you. How can I prove I'm better than people in a room full of people? Yeah, but he actually made the best point. Actually, it was does. I was just going to say, are you talking about your husband? Like I'm at a family gathering. I try to protect them and I just can't. Like I can't. So does his thing is diet Coke and like that's fine. I let him do his thing, but it was something happened and you know, we'd been spending too much time together. I said, you know, if you keep drinking that you're going to die. You're going to die and you're already about to die. I only have like 15 years left. So like you're just speeding the speeding the process up and he was like man, one thing, let him have one thing. I know, but then he kind of like outsmarted me because he was like, Oh, if diet Coke was so bad for you, people would be dropping dead left and right. And I was like, okay, kind of a good point. I mean, not that Americans are particularly healthy, but like if diet Coke really was killing people, like the sole purpose was diet Coke. Like people would be dropping like flies. So when did your diet Coke campaign come out? I cook people are like, I think she's, I think she's promoting it. I don't know if the angle was the best play. The gigalors are like Hannah's change. She stands for nothing. She's a spell out. No, it's so good. Once I started, I mean, no, it's the same thing as like watching a documentary about McDonald's. I'm like, I don't give a fuck, but like. With diet Coke, like whenever you see those videos of it, like taking rust off a car, I'm like, okay, I don't need to have it in my body, but I love it so much. But anyway, so I'm trying to drink like ginger ale and like poppies and I'm trying to just not drink a diet Coke every day. I feel like New Year's is weird for you because I feel like every week you have a resolution. I'm like this all year round. I mean, my new thing is you're like, you guys are now trying to think of random shit to improve on. That's all I do. You love a list of like just having a self-improvement. Yeah, but I think that self-improvement is toxic. I said it. Okay. Sorry, I'm feeling sassy today. You want to know what I can see that side. This is why we're friends. We have healthy debates, healthy discussion. Yes. We do. Cause we've never agreed once. I can see that side, but one of my pet peeves is like wasted potential. Like if I see someone and I'm like, oh my God, if you just listened to me. Are you talking about me? If you just listened to me, your whole life would be different. You'd be so much better. So I try and be self-aware and take my own advice and I'm like, wow, my life would be so much better if I just cut this out or if I did this or if I did that. So, but yes, to your point, sometimes I can get two in the weeds. Well, the reason we're both best friends is cause I also hate when people don't fulfill their potential. It's my biggest fucking pet peeve, but I go about a different way. Why do we hate that so much? Cause I think we're millennials who were like, I think it's a millennial thing to be like, be the greatest you could be like we like we're raised on Mulan. Like you have to save China. Well, what is wrong with wanting to be the greatest you can be? Well, cause sometimes it can hinder you. Like I know that I put a lot of pressure on myself sometimes and you as well to the point that we are crippled. No, I mean, I want to talk and like I'm Medicaid. Every all my friends, everyone I know is on Zola. I don't trust a friend who's not medicated. I'm like, you're raw dogging. She, she can't be trusted. I don't feel peace around her. When Sierra came home for Thanksgiving, the biggest takeaway from my, from my time spent with my very close friend was that she wanted me to be on more drugs. She was like, I've seen what I need to see. We need to wait a minute and she's a nurse. Like that's a legit. She was like, I need doses up with you. That's a doctor's opinion. Also shout out to when I first met Sierra, I told her, I said, welcome to reality TV. Make sure you have an astrologer, a psychic and prozac on call and she laughed and I said, that's so funny that you think I'm kidding with you. Check back in today. Now she's sending me psychics. This bitch is sending me astrologers actually. But what I was going to say in terms of fulfilling your potential. Yeah, I wouldn't like where do we start? If you get too in the weeds of obsessing about getting better and you look at too much external things, sometimes you forget it's right here. You have, it's right here. You actually have it. The happiness, it's, it's you. It's you refind finding yourself again and it's not through all these external things, even though I know you love a laser. You know what it is. You know, if there's not a laser involved, I'm not interested. What? I put a lot of pressure on myself too, but at my literal ripe age of 33, that voice in my head though is just my mom. You could be better. You could be doing more. And she doesn't even, she's not even like, like that's my own. That's my only thing to work out from like one thing. She probably did said when you were like nine, no, but I think it is like when I do half ask something, I do have my mom being like, you know, you could have done better in my head and I'm that version is always right. Um, since we're getting really deep already, I'm going to say one more thing. Mental health moment. Do you know that there's the people that I'm most jealous of are people who, um, they don't need to be in the arena. Like they don't need to perform, perform for people and performing comes in all shapes and forms. I'm not just talking comedy, but like they actually just enjoy the world. They just enjoy life as it is. They just, they consume stuff. They, they have hobbies and, and that's all they want. And that's all they need. And they're the only fucking fulfilled people in this planet. I swear to God. I've met one person like, I've met one person like that. These types of people also simultaneously don't have anxiety. Like, I think it's non neuro divergent people. The only person I know like this is my brother. I haven't like my brother genuinely. I don't think I've ever seen him get upset about anything like literally anything. Some people say he should. Some people say he should. Some people would say he's asleep. No, that's why he's not making it that good. He's actually asleep and he was maybe listen for once. I'd say whenever I see a brother meme, I think of Gary. Yeah. Everyone should think of Gary. But he genuinely never has anxiety about anything. And I'm like, what is that life? That was like when my brother, he doesn't, they don't define it. Anxiety. My brother would be like, I just feel really weird today. I'm like, yeah, you're getting married. You're like a little, he's like, there's just, I think I have this. Like something's on my stomach. That's a feeling. F E E L I N G. Can I have another hot take? Yeah. Have you seen the fuck you trend on Tik Tok? No. It's basically girls. They all say fuck you to the camera and everyone's like, who said it best? And I don't know. I think it's happening in California. And like the girls are all perfect. Like girls have never done anything wrong ever. However, this has not come across my desk. I'm it's not hitting like a New York. Fuck you. Cause the girls are all like, fuck you. Fuck you. It's a challenge with your own friends. Like it's multiple people in the video. It challenges the best fuck you. Okay, got it. Now you earlier were joking and said fuck you. And I said, that's that's how you say fuck you. I don't know. I don't know what it is culturally, but I want to make sure the giglers, if they ever find themselves in this position, say it the right way. You can't be in a fight and then suddenly drop a mid fuck you. You didn't immediately take pen to paper and I delivered that fuck you. No, the way I like to do it, I'm going to put it on. I'm putting on. Now, by the way, I think I've rarely said fuck you maybe like once in like a rage road, raid road rage incident when I was in the backseat and just feeling frisky. Cause you know, I'm not driving different situations. You're not. I'm when I say fuck you 98% of the time. I'm not mad. It's to my source to myself. I'm not even happy. I know we do realize he I didn't say fuck you on reality TV. You did. But like you did it well, like you did it justice. I just I'm not a big fuck you person. Yeah, I fit. Wait, well, you're not a big you don't swear in general. Like you rarely say like fucking bitch ass. Where I, which is so bad because my mom doesn't swear at all, but my dad like. And that's why I'm Kim's favorite. It is. Cause she knows I'm a good influence on you. That's why Kim like she gets it. Um, can you give me your best fuck you? You have to go. Well, I have to get like. Are you crying? You have to have part. Okay. You have to really think of something in your head and just be like, fuck you. Like there has to be an. Why don't you go fuck yourself? So good. You're so I can't believe I could to I threw that out at Lordia two weeks ago. Like. Now, not to be, you know, obsessed with technique. However, you notice a lot of people say fuck you. They start, they go low to high. That's wrong. You saw a page went side to side. She said, fuck you. Fuck you. Okay. And the way I like to do it is I like to emphasize the four because you don't have to say for. Yeah. F is weak. You have to go. Fuck you. You do. Fuck. Fuck you. You do put it. And this is on the F you. Because these girls like, thank you. Fuck. Fuck you. You got to put your teeth to your lips. They have to touch teeth to lips. Fuck. You need a good. Fuck you. Wow. That was real. That's important. Fuck you. Oh, that was actually, I don't like it. So loud. I want you to actually go loud and soft. Ready. Fuck you. Fuck you. I got to stop. My neighbors are going to be like, is everything okay? You guys, this is female rage. I feel like I just had three months of therapy. Wait, speaking of female rage. So many things. Where do you even start? Where do you even start? I had the most 2016. Day. And like, so last night. I'm like, okay, I have to get up early tomorrow. I have to go. I have a Daphne meeting all day. I'm going to be like at an office from like 9am to 5pm. You're in charge. You could have moved it to 10. We talked to the boss. You're literally about when you chose to start the meeting. So Sunday night, I'm like, I'm going to shower. I'm going to pick out my outfit for the next day at the office. Like, I'm so excited. I'm going to look so cute. Like I air dried my hair. So I'm going to curl it in the morning. You're so cute. I go cry. Set my alarm for like 7am. I'm going to wake up. I'm going to do my ice roll, my lymphatic. Like I'm going to do all my morning stuff. And like so excited to just like be a girl in the morning. So excited for it. Life is wonderful. I wake up promptly at 5am. Okay. Now look, I am no stranger to a vaginal issue. But I'm a UTI girl. That's what I know. It's what I can deal with. I wake up with a raging yeast infection. I feel like your vagina is just like, can I have a day? Like your vagina is so over your shit. We're all over it. My DMs are just full of stuff about your vagina. Your vagina is the TikTok sound where it's like, I don't give a ride today. Why are you so good at that accent? I spent a lot of time in the south. So what was I saying? You're saying you woke up with a yeast infection. So I wake up with a yeast infection and I'm like, I like, I have no idea how to tackle this. Like this is not my jurisdiction. I'm a UTI girl. Like I have no idea. And I'm like, I have to get up in like two hours. Like this is so annoying. So I like lay back in bed. I'm like, I'm like trying to figure out like do I don't have any monostat? Cause I'm like, I don't have anything. Yeah, you're cooking bread in your between your legs. I have to wait until any store opens to like or get a monostat. So I like wait till like 7am, get a monostat, get a yogurt. Cause I'm like, I don't freaking know. So then by that time, like I'm awake. Like I couldn't go back to sleep. Like I'm awake and I'm like, fuck it. Like I can't do my makeup. I'm not curling my hair. Like fuck this outfit. Like I have it. It felt so 2016 page. Like I have to go to work in the morning and I have to be like corporate. And my biggest takeaway from the situation was as a UTI girl, I'm so much stronger than the yeast infection girls. I'm sorry. What you guys are dealing with is peanuts. Literally, I would take a yeast infection every day of my life for the rest of my life than ever get a UTI again. Can you explain? First of all, a yeast infection. You literally can order something over at the counter from CVS immediately. And then all you need is an ice pack. You're good as new. I did a whole, I put in a whole full work day today. If that was a UTI would have fully taken me out for like the whole day. Oh my God. So you're asking the universe to send you yeast infections instead of things are going well instead of UTIs and rebranding get with it. And next time you guys have a yeast infection and you're being a little bitch about it, say at least literally, suck it up. Suck it up. Cause pay to feel bad for you. Child's play. Truly. I just feel like a yeast infection needs to be rebranded. It's like there's no way to nicely or like glamorously have a yeast infection. UTI I feel like sounds like science. Like I'm like, I have a UTI like science. Yeah. It's a UF UFO. Do you want to know what it is? Cause I feel like as we are of the generation where like as children, when boys talked about things that happened to girls, it was immediately deemed as like gross. Like I feel like I remember the first time I heard about like a yeast infection, it was because like a guy fingered a girl and she had a yeast infection, like shut the fuck up. Shut up. Dweeb. Literally. And so I feel like we're the generation that changes like the stigma around like our vaginas. I do also feel like you are so aware of your vagina. 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Did we talk about cardboard tampons? I feel like we did. Well, I just want to say anyone using cardboard tampons stay strong because that's how true characters built. No, it really is. I don't use tampons anymore. Yeah, you not a thing that I do the rosary not a thing that I do not a thing that I care about. What I do care about is actually I have a lot of hot takes to that not hot takes. I just have to I have pop culture takes. Let's get into the pop culture foaming at the mouth pussy to pop culture. Let's go give it to me. If you are someone on the internet that's saying a negative thing towards Alex Earl for going after Tom Brady, but you have not said a negative thing about Tom Brady going after Alex Earl. I don't align with you. I have nothing in common with you. Wait, I didn't see any I didn't see anything about. I didn't see any of this because Tom Brady and Alex are overspotted together in St. Bart's over New Year's people were like up in her comments and she's a girl. She's Gen Z. So like they're posting tiktok every single day real time. Her true true fans know what she's doing every single day. Yeah. And so for her to not post that's like unusual for them. Yeah. So when she posted and like the pictures were coming out people were in her comments being like you're like a what's it called? Not a cloud chaser, but like a cloud chaser. You're no you're a social climber and blah, blah, blah and all this stuff like you just broke up with your boyfriend like blah, blah, blah. Obviously Alex is the one that broke up with Braxton. Yeah. So yeah, she wasn't injured. She didn't need time to heal like she could go get a new like I don't get that whole I do not get the whole narrative of people being like you didn't wait long enough. I wasn't injured. I literally do not have an injury. I did not need healing time. I was good to go like also she did not see that man for six months. She's busy dancing. Obviously they had broken up way before then. Yeah, they may have and also in general. I'm not speaking for anyone, but especially me by the time I break up with a man. I've already gone through that breakup over the last six months of how I'm going to you're so done by the time you actually force yourself to be like I can't do this. We told you do stuff on a win now we're like see sorry. Sorry. We're smart. So I did see I did see like a controversial tic-tac though. It could be totally made up but about how her and Tom may have known each other before. Did you see that one? I didn't. Oh, so Tom Brady to get into sports played for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Now I'm not super knowledgeable about Florida, but Tampa Bay is close to Miami. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. She went to University of Miami. Wait a minute. You're saying that there is a rumor that they could have been like known each other when she was in college. So when she was in college, she had said on her podcast at some point that she had a relationship with a guy who was 20 years older than her, but like never said who he was and then ended up dating Braxton whatever. So then people are trying to be like is this the guy because like they just seem so familiar with each other. Yeah. Okay. I'm just spreading pure gossip. That's pure gossip. Pure gossip. We just made that up. I got it. We're literally starting rumors about 22 year old Alex. I'm so sorry. But I know I was just so mad for her. I'm like, she's a young girl. She's on vacation with a bunch of her friends. She's like, why would why would it be her fault for being with him and cry about a guy named Braxton? Like who gives a shit? He's also fine. It very clearly seems like they had like a normal breakup. Like no one's gone on the internet and talked badly about the other one. Like what a blessing. Yeah. Good for them. Who cares? Also. Sorry. I just like if you're Tom Brady, what the fuck are you doing? What are you doing? This is took a turn. This is took a turn. The turntables have turned. She is a 25 year old girl. You have she's closer to your kids age than your ex wife's age. And how people aren't being like, oh, people are like, oh, Alex is using him for like some type of fame. He clearly knows who Alex Earl is. If he was like a normal 50 year old guy who is retired and on the on TV every week, he would be dating low key. No, he wouldn't be with the number one influencer in the fucking world. So how people aren't saying that about him like he's clout chasing like obviously Tom Brady is so famous. But I'm sorry, Alex Earl is pretty famous for like here and now. For her demo, they know who she is over Tom Brady a bazillion times over. I just think it's so I'm so over like the narrative that men can do whatever they want at any age and women can't do whatever they want at any age. Like she's getting hated on because she's too young. The truth is it's like, I'm sorry if I was. 50 years old. I wouldn't want to be at like a random party with the DJ with influencers around me. That's just not my idea of a good time. But if that is what brings him joy, I mean, that's she's 25. Like that's what you do. But like by that age, some girl said on Tiktok. This was like this was like weeks ago. This wasn't even in pertaining to this at all. Sometimes I'm on like catch a predator like pedophile side of Tiktok and then it gets really intense and I'm like, yeah, you have to get off. And this girl was saying as you get older, if you don't find things about the person your age and older attractive and you find younger, like sorry, that's like a little that's like strange. Well, that's part of growing up. You know, like you used to like boys who were their hair backwards and like didn't have a beard when you were like 13. Right. And then one day you wake up and you're like, I want a guy who has a chisel jaw and a beard. It's just part of growing up. Now I'm like salt and pepper, gray hair. Fuck yeah. Like I'm obsessed. I mean, don't get me going girl. Don't get me going on someone in a nursing home. Like get a gray hair guy going. Get a gray hair guy going. Don't make us start that segment. Don't make us start that segment. Don't make us start that segment. But what I was saying is for all the girls out there who are getting older and are worried about like guys liking younger girls, I have a theory. Yeah. The same dudes who are like 45 hitting on 23 year olds are the same dudes that are like, I want to go hang out with my guy friends at a strip club and look at girls who don't actually want to fuck me. Like that's the same category of guy that like they're creepy. They're just creepy misogynistic dudes. I just this is a perfect example of like this is a situation or like a society norm that I think so differently of now that I'm in my 30s and when I was in my 20s in my 20s, I was like, yeah, of course, like guys just like can live like that. Like they can marry a 25 year old when they're 40. Well, like think about what you talked to a 22 year old about like Snapchat. What are you listening to? I don't know. And not I'm obviously not on the girls part because the majority of women are just like we're emotionally more intelligent. Yes, but still under 26 year brain is not fully formed and that's why it's not cool. Anyway, my next pop culture thing that I would love to talk about is Timothy shall I'm a getting up on the stage. Okay. And and telling the world that. Well, I didn't love that he was like it was so corporate like partner and foundation, but like the message was there. The message was there. I wanted to be like of all the speeches you've given this. These are the words you've picked for this one. Yeah, I love when a man is like this is my girlfriend and I'm obsessed with her and she these are all the reasons I love that scream. I love that too because it's kind of like the elephant in the room. Not that she looks like an elephant at all. She's snatched. But that Kylie Jenner is in the room because Kylie Jenner is richer than like a lot of the people in that room. I'm going to buy this event and then host it next year like fuck you. But it's also like kind of cute of Kylie like she really steps back and lets her man like she wears these just like. Black dresses. Yeah, she lets him just have his moment. She could come in there and fucking take over if she felt like it like like Kim K would be like sit down on the party. Yeah, no, I think she seems so supportive and sweet. She's and she's letting him have his moment. So for him to then reciprocate like that because it is true. You are a part in a partnership at that point when you guys are in such like a public eye like you have to be like a business partnership. Yeah, in a way. Totally. But I like that. Can we discuss Meg Stalter's outfit? I mean with Paul Dowes from Hacks. A comedic genius. When they showed up like that as I gave him over. I've seen what I need to see. I didn't have to watch anything else. It's also what's crazy about that is Kylie and him are at the event that you're making fun of them. That's so iconic. And I feel like also they are a good couple where they would laugh. You know, like, you know, there's obviously. I think they definitely like for sure Hollywood couples that would be like that's so rude. No, that was that was iconic. The thing with Meg though is like, I think she was trying to make it like look at us like we're so silly and goofy, but like Meg eight like Meg look gorgeous like stunning in every way. Her makeup, everything looked incredible. Did you know that Uber did Uber wrapped Grace like says something about that and I was like, didn't come across that. Okay. So Jen Z knows about it because Josephine told me about it. He was like, do you know that they did Uber wrapped? Let me show you yours. Like had to get how could she see yours? Well, she had to get to I was like, how do you do it? And she was like, I just got so scared that it was public. I was like, Oh, alert the police or the police. It's on everyone's LinkedIn automatically. What are you talking about? So she goes on my phone and like gets to where it is and shows me it's aggressive. It's egregious. It's so attacking. It's one of the best things I've ever seen in my life. What kind of data? How many times you Oh, then it brings you over to Uber eats. It goes now. Let's do Uber eats. How many rides you took? How many different places you went? How many restaurants you ordered from? And then that pinpoints a clear item that is your favorite that you ordered the majority of do you want to guess mine? This is why I reacted like that. Oh, um, the type of food and it's McDonald's. No, it's not a brand or anything. It's like a pasta. No. Okay. Um, Italians are upset. Um, I was actually like a little shocked by French fries. No. Caesar. No. No. Um, I feel like you're gonna be like Chinese Chinese. No, no, but you ordered that on the phone. Yeah, I ordered that. It could be. What is it? A cheeseburger. I was going to say a cheeseburger, but I thought never. I never would have guessed that for myself. You know, that's my favorite food. But now I'm like, wait, I do. I do be at home. It's good source of protein. Just ordering cheese. What do you? What do you get? What do you get on it? All different stuff. You can't put me in a box. What do you dress it with? How do you style your cheeseburger? How do you outfit it? How do you accessorize that penny vodka? Um, I have to look at mine and work back next. My thing is I get like hyper fixated on meals. So like, I already could tell you like, I'll do the same meal for like three months. It's like, no, that's same. I ordered the same cheeseburger from five napkin burger. What's like, if it works, it works. Yeah. Like I'm not inventing reinventing the wheel here. Why would you try a different places? Penny al vodka when you don't want to risk it going bad. Also, you know, when you order from a place so much that when something slightly different, you're like, you made this wrong. Yeah. No, I when you get like a bad like that will make me not order from a place again and like it was, but even if it's like not bad, but it's like, oh, normally there's three pieces of lettuce and I put two this week. Okay. Interesting. Um, wait, can I say one more hot take about Alex Earl? Yeah. It's not really about Alex Earl, but in general, St. Bart's everyone on the yachts. Yeah. Hot take about yachts. My nightmare. Really? A yacht is my biggest phobia to be stuck on a party in the middle of the ocean that you can't leave. No, thank you. Like, no, thank you. And I know there's like rooms in it, but like, again, you know, when you see be out of that energy, like you're like, I don't want to hear people. I don't want to see people. I don't like my outfit. I don't like who I am with these people. I need to remove myself. I've embarrassed myself. I need to go. That's how I end my parties. That's how I ended my 20s. Like I was like, I'm a bad person when I'm around you. I have to go. No, you're like, I'm telling people straight to their face when they've made you worse. I don't feel like my best self in this situation. I want to go to be on a boat. No, I guess maybe I've also watched like too many. Here's the thing. You've watched so many. I was just gonna say like you're not going to get pushed off. Here's what I'll say. When you break it down, you're not kind of sore. It is. Yes. It's our worst nightmare being stranded anywhere and not being able to like get a car and go. You can't breathe. Except I feel like yachts are so. What's the word I'm looking for? So exclusive and it's so like right like not everyone just like has a yacht that when you're curating a group of people to like go on vacation with. It's a it's a big trip. Like you want to be around them. I would say. I don't know. Like if me and you went on a yacht super rich people freak me out. Super rich people scare me. I don't know what kind of demonic stuff they're doing. I also there's men around sometimes when there's yachts, there's men. I don't know. So like imagine your friends like, hey, let's go in this guy's yacht. That's how it always starts because women don't need a yacht. Like no woman has a small dick to be like, I need a yacht. I was just gonna say do you want to know who loves rich people the most? Like rich men. Other rich men. I was gonna say not as rich men. Like if you have you ever they're all showing off for each other. Have you ever like that's why it's so crazy that women get the gold digging like stereotype one of my favorite hobby hobbies is watching men be in a conversation with a man that they want to be like like or want to be. And it usually is like people like people that aren't as rich as like the other and it's very fascinating and I'm like kiss the men have their own hierarchies. Yeah, they're literally flirting with rich guys. Men love impressing each other. Well, it's like when a man meets an athlete and they're just like, so like I actually hurt my knee too. No, one's Hannah. So I got into like a little bit of a debate. I'm an ally. So like I'm going to stand up or like what I believe. And I explained to some men allegedly. I said, Hey, let's do an exercise. Let's do let's think up of a hypothetical situation. And the hypothetical situation is we are at a Broadway play. We're watching. Go with me on this. We're watching a Broadway play. The two stars of the Broadway play, both men. The play is over. They're bowing. They're saying, Oh my God, we we've finished the play. Both stars of the play look at each other and they said you did a great job. And the other one says, no, you did a great job. And they said, let's take our shirts off. They proceed to take their shirts off and exchange shirts because they did a good job during the play. Is this a made up scenario? Yes. This is a hypothetical. Okay. I looked at the men and I said, is this season two of heated rivalry? What are you explaining? I go in that situation. Wouldn't you say, wow, that's a little gay, but that's okay. But because those are two gay men on Broadway telling each other they did a good job at the play. Now, all of a sudden, if we're at giant stadium, it's not gay. And let me tell you, I offended people like. But my thing is I've never seen the end of a play to men like that's me. It's a play. 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I don't want to do this, but I did get a DM from someone on heated rivalry. Stop. And my whole life changed after and all I saw the follow come in and I immediately clicked follow back and then I sent the first DM and I just said I'm obsessed with you. You never send the first ever. And I was like, wait, so what's the lore like? Like it was kept and I was just like obsessed. Like I'm waiting for your story. Like I'm logged in on your story. So anyway, it was the best day ever. Do we need Kip on the pod to get a gay going for like our first get a gay going? We need Kip on the pod. That might be iconic. Okay, we'll see what we could do administratively to make this work. Wait, I'm obsessed with that. I was really excited about it. It is also kind of awkward that they're doing all the award shows, but he did rivalry isn't nominated because it's like made in Canada. And I'm like, no, I know. Oh, I didn't even think of that. I thought you were going to say because it like missed award season because it just came out. Wait, no, I guess it has to be like international or something. I don't know, but it's yeah, it's not nominated for anything, which is like, but like we're practically Canadian. No, I know we touch Canada. Oh, wait, that makes me so upset. Yeah, we have to very large of the Academy because it's kind of like my favorite ever vintage store I've ever been to is in Canada. I can't remember the name of it. Somebody knows though, I'll put it in the newsletter actually. I bought so many things from there. Wait, can I make one of men one more time? I mean, we built a whole career on it. Hannah, yes. Does made me watch true detective. Okay, it's good, but like it's for men because like there's a scene where Matthew McConaughey goes into a bar and there's two like strong men and he like says something and then beats them both up and then comes back in the car and I'm sitting there and I go, oh, that's your guy's version of porn. Like that's like we watch red carpets. You watch Matthew McConaughey beat up two men because I'm like, by the way, there's no way Matthew McConaughey could just walk in and beat up two men who were younger than him and stronger than him. But like men love that shit because they think they are Matthew McConaughey. Like wouldn't it be sick if I took on two men and beat them up? I didn't even kill them and they're just laying on the ground. Like it just it doesn't make I don't want to be a part of their like weird fantasies. Men love movies if there's a tank in it. Any kind of tank, any type of tank carrying any some type of vessel. They love a movie based on like a vessel. They love metal. They love a past war or a futuristic war. Yeah. Yeah. And they love like a mystery that like, you know, the guy is going to solve it. Like you just know that he's going to solve it, but he has some problems at home. His family is falling apart at home, but he will figure out the murder. And like he did cheat on his wife with a very beautiful 19 year old and he and he's dealing with the difficulty. He's blindsided by his wife who left 17 years ago. No, if I had a nickel, okay, not only like did I have I dated so many gay men. But if I had a nickel for the amount of men that are like that have said to me like, yeah, I was cheated on in college and like that's why at 34, like I just no one can get cheated on in college. It's not a thing. No one actually dates in college. It's made up. They didn't get to college. You're welcome. You're welcome. As an adult, but honestly, like before 30, like I don't fucking know you. I literally don't care about you. Like I never cared. I don't care. Goodbye. College. I don't even remember. No, call everyone's blackout. Nothing counts in college. You know, it's crazy. So like that is where the majority I feel like of people will actually now in the year 2026. Um, I think there was like a statistic that the majority of people get married. Whatever the age used to be. It's like five years after that age or something. I want to say it's like 32 is like the average age, but I feel like when we were in college, I feel like there's so many people I know that like they met in college and now they're married. Well, especially if they weren't in a like big city, it was like that's college is where you meet people. You can't go back to your small town. You've already hooked up with everyone in that town. I've already told everyone here to fuck off. I can't. I can't go back. No, it. Oh, also another man who's going through a hard time, which I think is important. Yeah, we really have to highlight these situations. We have to highlight male stories. Have you heard of Ryan Lochte? Wait, this is our segment. Male men's stories. Male stories. Today. Have you heard? Yeah. Do you know who Ryan Lochte is? Of course. Well, he's like the really hot Olympian who like had a reading level of a like seven year old, but everyone was like, we love Ryan Lochte. He was like, he was the Gronk of swimming. Yes. And like he couldn't spell his own name. But he was like fine. He was a good personality. He like, yeah. Yeah. He bleaches hair. Yeah. He bleaches hair. One year, everyone's like, this guy's great. Yeah. Um, he's since gone downhill, but it happens with a not to, okay, not to like stereotype, but as an Olympian, it's a Olympian athlete, but specifically Olympians, a lot of these sports, like it's not sustainable to make money unless you're in the Olympics, which is every four years and you have to be like number one to get sponsorships. So anyway, he kind of falls off. He's now selling his medals. No. No. Wait, that makes me sad. So if anyone wants Ryan Lochte's medals, wait, I feel like another what happened, what happened after though? I love how I didn't remember the details of how he got there, but shit went down. Like he has long hair now. I think you're like, all I know is he cut bangs and like it's not good. He's over his hair. I do think like did he do drugs? Was he married? Did he get a divorce? Like, did he just like jump out of the water after the last medal and like just never thought about paying taxes again? Like what happened? Good question. Definitely divorce. Okay. Definitely divorce. He did a pair on reality TV. That will do it. That'll do it. He's closed. Crack the code on this one. He'll be better. He did seven business. Eight to 10 business years. Business years. He also did seek treatment for alcoholism in 2018, which we love. And then he also had a near fatal car crash. Oh Jesus. Um, in 2023. So Ryan Lochte has been through it. Pranice and Anthony for him. Wait, what year would that have been that he was like the hot thing like 2010? Rio is. Oh, okay. It started in 2026 at Rio. 2026. Sorry. 2026. 2016. The Rio Olympics. There was all this drama because he claimed he was robbed at gunpoint. And there was like all this, I guess he, I don't, I'm not getting into details. It was very complicated, but he had an altercation. It didn't go well. Oh, and he got sued for foreclosure of his home. I don't know, but look, there's stuff going on over there. Basically look, you guys. Many help. They need us to support them. Speaking of the male loneliness epidemic, I, this girl was talking about, um, I was just going to say on TV. No, I literally don't say anything on TV. This girl on tic-tac was talking about how the men are so good at like marketing things. Like they take all of our stuff like short king and they just like remarketed where like getting lip filler and like Botox and they call it look. Maxing going on a diet. They call it like bio hacking. Yeah. And she was like talking about the male loneliness epidemic and she was like, what if there are that many single men, like there's worse single to like the women are also single, but we're not saying we're lonely. So like what constitute loneliness, like just not having sex. And so she was like, you guys don't have a lonely problem. You have like a girls that want to sleep with you. That's the problem. Why don't they want to sleep with you? Well, I would say one further that some of them hate women. And that's why we exist to make sure that it stays that way. Um, do also adding to the male loneliness epidemic, not trying to like solve any problems here because we can't, but sports betting, I think is like taking down the men. Wait. And no one's talking about it. Sometimes I'm like, I have like my niche girl things and I'm like, guys just like wouldn't get it. And then I forget that there's like niche guy things. Yeah, I had no idea all the men were running home at night and putting their house up for sale. Like, No one's talking about it. Men are out here like putting the refrigerators up, like just dropping cash. And so basically you can bet on anything. Like you can bet like this guy's going to dribble three times before he shoots a foul shot. Like you can bet these hockey guys are going to make out after they fight. Like you can literally bet on it. It's like us betting on reality TV being like Luan's going to like kick remote in the shop. That's crazy. Sports betting platforms get these celebs like, you know, Kevin Hart and just like big cool. Just being it's a literal drug. Also the house always wins. And also these men are not making enough money to begin with to be betting. And I'm sorry. One thing that will piss me off about my husband is you spending your money by betting on other men who were more athletic than you. You could you could you weren't good enough to play and you weren't good enough to win the bet. What do I have to work with you? You're a loser. No, I really I had no idea it was as big of an effort. Because they don't talk about it with us. But then it's like they think it's it's honestly smoking for men. Like, you know how like when someone's smoking it's like, yeah, it's bad and it's killing us. Like we're cool. That's how they feel like you don't bet, bro. You know, I bet like I'm a bad boy. I'm betting. I'm betting. And they start you off with like $100 for free. And actually, you know, I've never dated a guy that's bet like that, like that. And I've never dated someone that was like super into video games. And those are like two really big things that I feel like women are like complaining about a lot where they're like, it's unhinged behavior. Yeah, like my one note about Taylor and Travis, who I love is that I know Travis is addicted to video games in a way. I don't know if he's addicted, but he plays a lot of it. And I think he should just be sitting down listening to Taylor play guitar all day. I've I've messed with guys like in college where like you go to his dorm room and there's like eight guys playing video games. You're like sitting there, but you don't know any better. So you're like, wait, I've like never experienced that. I feel like I missed out on like a major part of like getting annoyed. I don't know anything. But I feel like it built character. I've done like a guy being like, please come over, please come over, please come over. And then he's playing like the gun game with his friends. And like, I don't want to play because I don't want to play a game that I don't know how to play and I'm not going to win. So I'm like, I'm not going to play or they're playing FIFA. And then they're like trying to talk to you about it. I'm like, I don't want to hear about your imaginary game of pretending your other men on a field. I don't want to hear about this. And but a lot of men get addicted to these things and a lot of competitive athletes like it. Well, Andy Murray, who I love, who's a really great tennis player who just retired is with this like gorgeous woman at the top of his career. She was like, I want to divorce him because he's addicted to video games because these men, all they want to do is compete. Okay, but I will say something and this actually is a little bit in favor of the men. I do feel really bad for a lot of professional athletes, women included, but I do feel really bad for a lot of professional athletes because doing something every single day for your entire life. And then one day, not only can you not do it, you can't do any of it. Like you have to completely pivot the mental stress that must be for guys that have been in like, like play tennis and like golf and whatever, like since they were children to them being like, okay, go be a real estate agent now. Like, like, I couldn't imagine. The girls, it's like really fucked up. I know some of the guys I'd see like in college, like they were like famous, like the quarterback at Wisconsin would be on ESPN every weekend. And he'd walk around campus and everyone was like, he's famous. And this was before they got paid. They didn't get paid when I was there. Nowadays they get paid. I'm sure there's a lot of men with mental health like in this exact situation. Why don't they talk about it at all? I think that there's like, they're putting them in some like kind of rehab programs like how to, how to, it's literally try to get back into reality. Like how to be a normal person is like what they do. Not that far off from like leaving reality TV. It's like, and this is regular people, normal people that have friends. Slowly acclimate to like what people are like. I mean, I only played till I was 21, but like that's why I'm a little weird. Because that's all I knew. Yeah. Like socializing was not my number one thing. Like socializing, I was like, I have a tennis match. Like I think you were like, and this is my art form. I'm literally when I met you, I was ready to retire. I was like, I was like, I've socialized everywhere onto every foreign land I've socialized. Like I've done it all. So that's why I think it's so funny being off somewhere else where they're like, you never got out of bed. And it's like, sorry, because I had partied from 17 years old. I was 10 years into it. I was 10 years into it. I never partied. And they're like, hey, that's 3am. Go dance. And I'm like, I am scared. I don't want to pick me up. I don't like this at all. And that's why I don't want to go on a yacht. See, I want to go on a yacht, but just with us. Oh yeah, for sure. But also I know you. And after like six hours, you're going to be like, I want to go home. How long are you staying on this? You don't know me that well. I love luxury. Okay. Um, okay. You guys, this is our first week. We're doing two episodes. So look out for us. I think it's coming out Friday. That's what Grace said. That's what Grace said. We're not in control of this stuff. Set your fucking alarm clock. We don't know when on Friday though. So just like, we're going to surprise you. We love you guys so much. Thank you for giggling. Bye. we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we Happy! Happy birthday, Rafa! Blow, blow! Bring the hose, it's 45! 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